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  1. Re:Except... on Looking Beyond Vista To Fiji and Vienna · · Score: 1

    Which will be released first: the Microsoft Fuji OS, or the (next) Mount Fuji eruption? And which will be the more destructive?

  2. Re:Wow So Next Gen OMG on Gran Turismo HD for PS3 Impressions · · Score: 1

    Haha, well I guess we shouldn't mention that the sky has been reflecting off cars' roofs ever since Gran Turismo on the PSX?

    I wouldn't know - like in the real world, I prefer to drive from the driver's seat (1st person), not hanging off an invisible trailer towed behind the car.
    Like another poster mentioned, the lack of G-force feedback on your body takes away some of the driving experience, but you can compensate a little by leaning into corners...

  3. Re:This is sad ... on Hans Reiser to Sell Company · · Score: 5, Funny

    All in all, I'd say its not looking good for him.

    Are you sure? Try this Cluedo on for size: "Mr Ballmer, in the Honda, with the front seat."

  4. Re:Almost there... on NASA Sees Glow of Universe's First Objects · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once they resolve the glow, they'll find it's a message written in fire in letters thirty feet high that reads:
    "We apologise for the inconvenience."

  5. Re:Let's wait to see the facts on Wiimote Straps Result in Class Action Suit · · Score: 1

    A possible scenario: Moron does not use wrist strap, lobs unrestrained controller at TV. Strap then "breaks" to cover their ass. A materials scientist should be able to analyse the failure mode of the strap to determine whether excessive force was used (stretching, tearing etc.)

    That said, a failure is not completely out of the question. I had an Agfa camera when I was a kid, whose wrist strap failed after only a few months of normal use, as did my brother's. The strap was attached to the screw head by a split metal tongue passed through a metal ring, and splayed to lock it in place. This hadn't been done properly/sufficiently, so the prongs simply pulled through. I got a replacement strap, and made damn sure the prongs were fully splayed - no problems for years after that, including after being passed down to younger cousins.

  6. Re:Finite things can grow on Is the Universe a Hall of Mirrors? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you over-inflate a soccer ball you get a big bang, then get a new soccer ball; I guess that ties together the inflation and cyclic universe theories.

  7. Re:My response... on Microsoft Deems Emotiflags Patent-Worthy · · Score: 1

    This is no time for sadness; it's a time for anger! >:-| (Perhaps I should patent Unicode characters for "pitchfork" and "torch" - muhahaha...)

  8. Re:Theory on First Russian Anti-Evolution Suit Enters Court Room · · Score: 1

    A giant meatball slipped off that plate and thus our earth was born.

    "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere^W DrugCheese. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

  9. Re:Turn off Moderation Mails on Is Internet Addiction a Medical Condition? · · Score: 1

    Additionally, the less regular the response the more addictive it can be. The old story of the mouse who presses at the lever occasionally when it always dispenses a treat, but feverishly when it randomly dispenses a treat.

    That's just Skinner box rage: "I pulled the lever you stupid @!%^$* machine!"

  10. Re:Let's not play word games on UK Wants To Ban Computer-Generated Child Porn · · Score: 1

    No one would ever confuse Kenny with being real

    He isn't? You bastards!

  11. Re:Possibly do as other countries did... on Melting Coins Now Illegal In the U.S. · · Score: 1

    My problem with getting rid of the $1 bill... How do I pay the stripers?

    Very carefully.

  12. Re:So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish on White Dolphin Functionally Extict · · Score: 1

    In this case, it's "So long - and thanks for nothing."

  13. Re:Micro vs Macro on Study Detects Recent Instance of Human Evolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe", Noah was the captain of the B-Ark, which contained the TV salesmen, hairdressers, creationists; plus the DNA samples of each of the animals (to fit them all in the limited cubic-cubits available.) Unfortunately, before the C-Ark (containing the refrigeration mechanics etc.) arrived, the samples had begun to thaw; the scientists (on the A-Ark) did their best, but many mutations had occurred - leading to such monstrosities as the poodle and chiahuaia.

  14. Re:Simple Solution on No Love For The Blu-Ray · · Score: 1

    Hear, hear.

    CDs were a massive improvement in sound quality and durability over records and cassette tapes.
    DVDs were a massive improvement in picture quality and durability over VHS tapes.

    SACD, DVD-Audio are ... what, superfluous? Even the original quadrophonic mix of Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" offers very little over the humble stereo CD version. DVD-Video versions of live concerts do offer some value add over CDs (i.e. the video footage), but for studio albums? Nah.

    Ditto for Blu-ray/HD-DVD. Unless I spend thousands on a HD-TV, what's the point?

    (Being a cynical sod, I expect that the music/movie industry will quietly change their manufacturing processes such that CDs and DVDs fail prematurely after a few years and force the upgrade cycle.)

  15. Re:Context on Second Amendment Questioned · · Score: 1

    So you see, militia was only meant to restrict who possessed firearms on a basis of race and sex, not based on military service.

    A "militia" by definition is a civilian army - as opposed to the "military", which is a professional army.

  16. Re:"mainly software??" on Open Source Car on the Horizon · · Score: 1

    BTW, you will find that those fancy computer interfaces can be had for under 200 bucks, which is less than many of your single-purpose tools needed for car work and supports a whole suite of diagnostic purposes.

    I had a look into these a while ago. There are different standards (US: OBD-II, Europe: EOBD) and electrical interfaces (for OBD-II: J1850 VPW, ISO 9141-2, J1850 PWM, J2284 CAN, KWP2000), plus various proprietory (mostly pre OBD-II) protocols. If a single "OpenDiag" protocol can be developed - either by selecting the best of the existing standards, or writing a new one - this would be a huge step forward.

  17. Re:ECMA on Microsoft Wins Industry Standard Status for Office · · Score: 1

    I've heard they were trying for ACME, but something got messed up in the standardisation process.
    (A pity, because these would have been a big hit amongst geeks.)

  18. Re:In Short on Why Apple Doesn't Blog - Vaporware · · Score: 1

    Dictionaries are wrong.

    ... but unlike TFA's author, they spell "bury" correctly.

  19. Lost in translation on DHS Passenger Scoring Almost Certainly Illegal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not knowing what DHS is (I'm not an oppressed American), the headline read like:
    a) DHS is an airline (or similar),
    b) one of their passengers got lucky, but
    c) they got busted.

  20. Counter response on Silly String Goes to War Against IEDs · · Score: 1

    ... optical bomb triggers. If the silly string doesn't break the beam and detonate the bomb, the soldier walking into the "safe" room will.

    Oh, and "itsatrap."

  21. Re:It's the bottom line, stupid! on Spam Doubles, Finding New Ways to Deliver Itself · · Score: 1

    So much for ethical investing... By helping a spammer make money (encouraging them and their wannabes), you're indirectly responsible for the surge in pump&dump scams and spamming my mailbox. Prepare to die.

  22. Re:Suit up guys! on Millimeter-Wave Weapon Certified For Use In Iraq · · Score: 1

    As the government says "there's no lasting effects".

    ... unlike piping Mariah Carey at high volume. Same "Goodbye effect", but the psychological damage is horrible.

  23. Re:Text adventure style.. on Warner CEO Admits His Kids Stole Music · · Score: 1

    Do you: ...

    (L)earn why they didn't think Warner Bros music was worth "stealing"?

  24. Re:...but did it tell anyone? on Intelligent Satellite Notices Volcanic Activity · · Score: 1

    SNMP would be kool here (Space Network Monitoring Protocol).

    EO-1: Itsa(SNMP)trap!

  25. Re:Isn't this done already? on Who Says Money Can't Buy Friends? · · Score: 1

    Another interesting fact for all to consider: go to the alumni association of any university with a Greek system, and find out the percentage of alumni donors who were Greeks.

    None, probably. Oh, and Greece called: they want their nationality back.