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White Dolphin Functionally Extict

An anonymous reader writes "For the first time in nearly fifty years another mammal, specifically an aquatic mammal, has gone extinct. In this case, it was the white dolphin, also known as the Baiji, which used to live in the Yangtze River in China. The dolphin had been known to exist for the last 20 million years."

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  1. Oops! by justkarl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Makes me feel bad about the tuna sandwiches I had for dinner last night.

    1. Re:Oops! by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rest assured that all your future tuna sandwiches will be White Dolphin free.

    2. Re:Oops! by J.R.+Random · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Makes me feel bad about the tuna sandwiches I had for dinner last night.

      While many ocean dolphins do get killed by tuna nets, the species that went extinct was a river dolphin, unique to the Yangtze. They were done in by the increasing pollution of that river. So instead of feeling bad about the tuna sandwiches you had you should feel bad about the cheap DVD player you bought -- not only did the people who put it together get paid slave wages, but the company that employed them didn't "waste" any money on pollution control.

    3. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Do you usually eat tuna (a saltwater fish) that has been caught in the Yangtze River (a freshwater river)?

    4. Re:Oops! by Knara · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to TFA, it wasn't pollution, but rather overfishing and shipping traffic that did them in.

    5. Re:Oops! by MFINN23 · · Score: 1

      The guy was making a joke, and if you rtfa you would have seen that they said that it was the overfishing and traffic on the river that most likely attributed to it's extinction.

    6. Re:Oops! by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't feel too bad, it was bound to happen. This species required constant reassurance or it would die, and it was sexually attracted to fire.

    7. Re:Oops! by tritonman · · Score: 1, Funny

      Finally!

    8. Re:Oops! by severoon · · Score: 3, Funny

      You only think this way because you're not looking hard enough to find out how it's our fault. It's hard to believe it's nearly 2007 and people like you still haven't figured out that every ecological problem in the world is our fault. Or, more specifically, yours and mine. Oh, you say you just wanted to sit down and enjoy an episode of Battlestar Galactica on DVD? Well thanks for wrecking the Amazon and feeding radium to starving Indian children you fascist! You just bought your girlfriend a dozen roses? Oh how nice. Did you realize those roses were shipped in a vehicle that burned fuel from the Middle East that funds oil sheiks that funded terrorism that killed my neighbors grandmother in Israel? Real nice, you Nazi. I hope your girlfriend thinks those flowers were worth having a poor old woman's head stomped in. If it sounds like I'm not making sense, I'm sure if you RTFA it'll all come together. Well, I mean, I didn't read it, but how could it not support my point?

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    9. Re:Oops! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 0, Redundant
      o instead of feeling bad about the tuna sandwiches you had you should feel bad about the cheap DVD player you bought --
      Rest assured that all your future DVD players will be White Dolphin death free.
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    10. Re:Oops! by knghtrider · · Score: 1
      What about you typing away on the computer keyboard, attached to the computer and monitor and associated peripherals all the way to slashdot that have components most likely manufactured in china? Just like me, you're involved in it too. We can't escape from the outsourcing thanks to corporate greed. And, it won't stop until our economy is in the toilet. Do you know how much of our Trillion Dollar debt is held by the Chinese? or by other foreign governments? They can't beat us militarily, so they'll beat us by owning us.

      Get ready to welcome our new Chinese Overlords.

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    11. Re:Oops! by derubergeek · · Score: 4, Funny

      not only did the people who put it together get paid slave wages...

      Man. Think how much cheaper our stuff from China would be if those silly Chinese stopped paying wages to their slaves. Sounds like they need an efficiency expert - or at least a dictionary.

      You think the two Bob's would be available?

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    12. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot your sarcasm tags.

    13. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So if we're going to feel bad about something, feel bad that some Chinese kid had food to eat and could go places.

    14. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tuna is about to be extinct soon, too.

    15. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "company" didn't "waste" the expense for pollution control because we are too cheap to pay more. Stop blaming everyone else.

    16. Re:Oops! by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      Dont worry, Tuna is nearing extinction also.

    17. Re:Oops! by Nasajin · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've just contacted the associate professor in cetacean research at my local university, and asked specifically what the cause of the dolphin's extinction is. Apparently, the extinction is a combination of "pollution from industry, habitat loss due to damming, and incidental catch [i.e. fishing]". His words, not mine. I'd hope that he has a bit more knowledge about the issue than the journalists at CNN do.

    18. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      ...you should feel bad about the cheap DVD player you bought...

      So because the dolphins died, I'll be able to afford to watch a DVD documentary on their lives.

      I'm not sure I feel "bad". More "sleepy" really. Can you wake me up when there's a less ambiguous tragedy?

    19. Re:Oops! by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      According to TFA, it wasn't pollution, but rather overfishing and shipping traffic that did them in.

      And their being similar in taste to chicken. That sure didn't help any.

      I know that some of you out there were thinking this too.

    20. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet some of them got eaten as well, but no one wants to talk about it, when they got "accidently" caught in nets. This is a culture that raises St. Bernard puppies for dinner. Scientifically I guess, meat is meat..but still..puppies.

    21. Re:Oops! by Ashen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah we need to stop those yellow slanty eyes from selling us stuff and investing in our economy! Those bastards!

      Ricardo is turning in his grave.

    22. Re:Oops! by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Extinction happens when the environment changes. Whether overpopulation by another species, pollution, or just flattening of current ecosystems for housing, there is always an impact. Probably the most important role communities will face in the future is urban planning or engineering, but the role will have to encompass environmental concerns.

      Some planned communities already demonstrate excellent use of parkland and greenspace to provide walking and cycling paths, park spaces, and street clusters designed to limit drive-through traffic speed. Brampton/Bramalea have some districts that follow these patterns, and it does seem to make a difference in local crime rates.

      Other districts have switched to tree-bands instead of noise walls along interstates and freeways. It also gives the illusion that you're driving in countryside between city centers, when behind that tree line is wall-to-wall industry and housing. It may be an illusion, but it beats the concrete jungle/skyscraper maze rat environment, which is a subtle daily hammering on the psyche.

      Sadly, some districts live down to their reputation. Subways that stink of urine. Rats. (Big rats! Louie, you're having that stupid rat dream again!)

      There really is no need for people to have to go through that kind of mess every day on their way to work. It convinces them the rest of the world is full of graceless animals.

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    23. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, I'm sure that the reasons for extinction given by CNN came from the journalists, not anybody that these journalists would have interviewed that might have been considered an expert.

      Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to completely hand-wave that option away because it is impossible.

      In bizarro world.

    24. Re:Oops! by siufish · · Score: 5, Informative

      From their website:

      The decline of the Baiji and the critical situation of the finless porpoise appears to not be directly influenced by the water quality of the Yangtze. Within the framework of the Expedition, scientists from the Swiss Federal Institute of Aquatic Science and Technology did simultaneously investigate the chemical composition of the Yangtze river water and its particulate load. Scientists took both water and sediment samples from 30 different locations all along 1750 kilometers of the river. Although the Yangtze does have an altogether high degree of pollutant build-up, at this time, as Beat Mueller from Eawag pointed out, there are no indications of toxic pollutants in high concentrations.

      (Emphasis mine.)

      Here is some information on the staff at the Swiss Federal Institute of Aquatic Science and Technology.

      Not to discount your source, but I'd hope that they have a bit more knowledge about the issue than your associate professor.

      And please, /.ers, stop knee-jerking. That's not what geeks do.

    25. Re:Oops! by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They were done in by the increasing pollution of that river. So instead of feeling bad about the tuna sandwiches you had you should feel bad about the cheap DVD player you bought -- not only did the people who put it together get paid slave wages,...

      Are you implying that I should feel bad about buying something that creates a job in a part of the world that desperately needs them? What is a slave wage to you may be a godsend to the worker. To quote Sowell: "The real minimum wage is zero [unemployment]."

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    26. Re:Oops! by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...feel bad about the cheap DVD player you bought -- not only did the people who put it together get paid slave wages, but the company that employed them didn't "waste" any money on pollution control.

      The same is true about the expensive DVD player you just bought.

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    27. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First you assume that the readership of Slashdot consists of 'geeks,' and secondly that 'geeks' do not engage in 'knee-jerk' responses. I see no reason to think that either assumption is true, and further that 'geek' is such a nebulous concept in the popular vernacular as to be essentially meaningless. You'll notice that anyone with a hobby refers to himself as a 'geek' since the later '90s. From people that play video games to people that watch movies, everyone is a 'geek.' Even more importantly, the people that post to Slashdot are not particularly impressive specimens intellectually, and I see ample evidence every day that 'knee-jerking' is precisely what is done in these parts. You're lucky if people even read past the headline before making comments.

    28. Re:Oops! by Chuck+Messenger · · Score: 1

      Yes -- much better on the conscience to pay them no wages than slave wages...

    29. Re:Oops! by PayPaI · · Score: 2

      Fry: You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work hard without paying you or letting you go.
      Leela: Fry, that's the only thing about being a slave.

    30. Re:Oops! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      No.

      It should make you feel bad for everything Chinese around you.

      The primary reason for their extinction is the destruction of their habitat by hydrogigantomaniac projects and pollution, not tuna (which does not live in rivers anyway).

      And no worries - this is just the start. At the rate they dump poisonous chemicals in the surrounding seas they will kill quite a few more species in the next 20 years. Every "made in china" item your buy is yet another nail in the coffin of quite a few species including ourselves. Earth is not that big and mercury and dioxines dumped into the yellow sea will end on our table in less then 15 years through fish caught in the pacific.

      Frankly, it is high time for Europe and USA to introduce pollution based excise and import duty.

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    31. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah we need to stop those yellow slanty eyes from selling us stuff and investing in our economy! Those bastards!
      If we want to beat them we need to unleash liberalism on them, unions that drive up wages, socialized medicine that increases the tax rates on business, ACLU lawyers, Environmental regulation and red tape out the wazzoo (although they like red so maybe it should be blue tape). Make it less attractive to do business with these serial environment killers.
    32. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I honestly must say I don't give a rats ass if somebody loses his/her job now because we have to protect a unique species from going extinct. Sheesh, 20 million years of succesful living as a species, and now you're dead because of someone who lives for, say, 60 years. Sad. We are indeed a pathetic species.

    33. Re:Oops! by GTMoogle · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You must be new here."

      Fixed

    34. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no such thing as "slave wages". If you are agreeing to do it, you're not a slave.

    35. Re:Oops! by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sheesh, 20 million years of succesful living as a species, and now you're dead because of someone who lives for, say, 60 years.
      Wow, isn't that a heavily weighted argument. Can't really make a single individual's lifespan stand against the entire existence of a species. For your next act, I hope you will advocate razing all steel-framed buildings in favor of adobe huts because steel buildings last, say, 60 years, while adobe huts have been build for thousands.
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    36. Re:Oops! by operagost · · Score: 1

      We could have had it in Kyoto, but the Global Community decided to let them do as they please.

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    37. Re:Oops! by Shads · · Score: 1

      mmm...dolphin... i mean, i love tuna tuna! yah thats it. no Freudian slips here.

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    38. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      No, I won't, because buildings aren't living beings. But sure, it is a heavily weighted argument.

    39. Re:Oops! by The_Quinn · · Score: 0
      I honestly must say I don't give a rats ass if somebody loses his/her job now because we have to protect a unique species from going extinct
      That is because you don't give a rats ass about people. There is nothing valuable to mankind about the sheer existence of that dolphin species. (Notwithstanding any food-chain arguments, which you have not made.)

      For you to declare that you would cause people to suffer to support the sheer existence of a species is, I believe, abhorrent.

    40. Re:Oops! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Does he know if any specimens were saved for possible cloning in the future?

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    41. Re:Oops! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 0, Troll

      It could be said that they were the pathetic species not being able to adapt to changes in their environment fast enough. I say good riddance.

    42. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Well, the point is that those humans probably wouldn't suffer in the gravest sense of the word even though they'd be forced to get some other job to replace the species-killing one. I sure as hell wouldn't torture people because of a dolphin species. Fortunately, that's not a scenario that could actually happen, unless there was to be some weird environmentalist-fascist form of government. Since it's an unrealistic scenario, I'll leave it at that.

      As for my values, I value life. And 20 mill. years of life sure is more than a 60 year span of life, where you, as a human being, can actually make decisions and have choices. Human lives wouldn't have ended because of saving this dolphin species. Also, it's not like the extinction of the dolphin was a deterministic event. In your opinion, how many species can we lose without feeling a little bad about it? Can we always shrug it off with a little "oh well, at least those people got to keep their jobs"? That, in my opinion, is just as abhorrent, egoistic and extremely, extremely short-sighted.

    43. Re:Oops! by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing valuable-as-money, that is true, but there are other things than money.

      There is intrinsic value in all living things, and while I'm no flaming hippy, who values individual fuzzy things more than people, I think that the careless extermination of an entire species, for no better reason than that the Chinese can't be bothered to not exterminate it, is a bad thing.

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    44. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      There is a limit to evolutionary adaptation. No large mammal could pull off a feat like these dolphinss would have had to to survive.

      The difference is that we as humans have the ability to make different choices. And as such, in my opinion we have the moral duty to utilize that unique ability. It is also a result of evolution, you know. We just know better, and to quench that trait because of some short-term gain is pathetic.

    45. Re:Oops! by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I'd hope that he has a bit more knowledge about the issue than the journalists at CNN do."

      Yes. Or else how is it possible for somebody to say about such a dolphin "For the first time in nearly fifty years another mammal [...] has been extinct" when it's publicly known that 'Capra pyrenaica pyrenaica' also known as "bucardo" was declared extinct on Jan. the 5th of 2000? Six years doesn't count as "nearly fifty years" on my recon. And we are not talking about a species living in some unknown third world corner; that's from old Europe, you know...

      Wait! you can claim that it doesn't count, since "bucardo" is not an species but a subspecies, and there still remain other subspecies ('C. pyrenaica hispanica' and 'C. pyrenaica victoriae'; 'C. pyrenaica lusitanica', the other known subspecies became extinct by 1892), but then so do is the white dolphin (provided we are talking indeed about 'Sousa chinensis chinensis', since this is not told neither on Slashdot's article nor in the one referenced from cnn.com).

      So what we have here is:
      1) CNN is quite a miserable news agency since in a 'scientific' news was not able to provide relevant information about what they were really talking about.
      2) Slashdot's editors seem to be nothing better since they are unable to provide missing relevant information.
      3) Not surprisingly (cf. 1) they are even more than miserably since they are plainly wrong because they are either...
      3.a) Not talking about an extinct species since 'Sousa chinensis plumbea' doesn't seem to be (currently) endangered or...
      3.b) Is far from 50 years that the world loses a mammal at the taxonomy level of the one currently at stake, if we take "species" in the sense assumed in this news (6 years at most, and remember 'C. pyrenaica pyrenaica' is not "functionally extinct" but even beyond miracle, *absolutly* extincted).

    46. Re:Oops! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but it stopped working 3 days after I bought it! When jWIN, uLOSE.

    47. Re:Oops! by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Well done, best thing I read today! What happened to the insightful tag????

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    48. Re:Oops! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Um...puppies are more tender than adult dogs? Less slobber too, I bet.

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    49. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We could have had it in Kyoto, but the Global Community decided to let them do as they please."

      By "Global Community" you mean "The USA", don't you?

    50. Re:Oops! by kklein · · Score: 1

      They are only slave wages if you convert them into "first-world" currency. Chinese workers are paid very competitively within their economy. Just wish people would stop saying that. We have cheap products because we're paying for them in RMB! The pollution point is totally valid, however.

    51. Re:Oops! by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I can't believe you fucking assholes and your calleous remarks. There are 6 Billion humans on the planet and we're counting some species by the dozen these days. Do you really want to live on a planet where almost all wildlife has been made extinct? Probably yes, judging by your narrow-minded stupid remarks. The problem is that these animals can't keep up with the progression of humans and the dwindling amount of wildlife zones. When are we going to fucking stop? When the entire planet is 'conquered' and no tree is left standing, having been replaced by parking lot for your damn Hummer?

    52. Re:Oops! by daddymac · · Score: 1
      Are you implying that I should feel bad about buying something that creates a job in a part of the world that desperately needs them?
      That's very short sighted. (not that there's anything wrong with being short sighted.)

      If you should feel "bad" about anything (not saying that you should, feel free to feel however you want) you should probably feel "bad" for supporting a company that artificially (and tgemporarilly) inflates the local economy until it is no longer financially beneficial for them. Because, you know, eventually they'll find someone else that will work cheaper, and as soon as it is cost effective to move production there, they will.

      So take an economy that desperately needs jobs, and give them all jobs making 2 bucks a day (or whatever). So local businesses notice "Hey, these guys are making more money, and we're not... we better charge more for our goods and services." And they do. But still, that 2 bucks a day buys a lot of rice or goat cheese or panaphonics radios. Everything's pretty good.

      So when Philips (or whoever, that's where I got my cheap ass DVD player [100 dollars 4 years ago was pretty cheap, although no one would pay that today when you can get something comparable that will last 1 year for 25 dollars]) finds out that they can save money moving their manufacturing upstream a couple of hundred miles to the next impoverished area (they'll only have to pay them 1.50 a day) what do they do? Move upstream. Now the price of goat cheese has gone up and no one can afford it, plus, they don't have jobs, and the local environment is pretty much shit, what with all the dolphins dying and all (yes, I rtfa and I know that's not what caused it, but this thread got started somehow) and the rivers being all full of mercury and the resources depleted and whatnot, well, tell me if you feel good for buying something that creates jobs in a part of the world that obviously, desperately needed them.

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    53. Re:Oops! by mwpierce · · Score: 1

      "And please, /.ers, stop knee-jerking. That's not what geeks do." I beg to differ. Maybe not the left-knee nor the right-knee, but certainly the wee-knee!

    54. Re:Oops! by pete.com · · Score: 1

      As long as the tasty animals survive. If they don't fit well next to the mashed potatoes or on a bun I say let em go. I'm not a big fan of the Hummer, personally I prefer my Suburban and a Viper for the weekends.

    55. Re:Oops! by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about them owning us. We give the chinese small worthless pieces of paper and get stuff in return. Who's getting a raw deal?

    56. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, children! It's the rare... oh wait... no, it's not rare at all. It's just a Self-loathing Hand-wringer. Unfortunately, not even endangered.

    57. Re:Oops! by Nasajin · · Score: 1
      I recently attended a lecture given by William Fyfe, who said that the coal that is burnt by households for cooking in China contains ridiculously high levels of arsenic, lead, and a bunch of other heavy metals, and that these poisons leak directly in the local waterways. If this is accurate, then I find it hard to imagine that the pollution had nothing to do with the dolphin's decline.

      Furthermore, it sounds like the expedition hasn't actually completed their analysis of the water, the part you have quoted is merely a prediction (found here) :
      In more than 30 samples of water and suspended particles a set of 260 organic substances, 20 trace metals, major ions and nutrients are currently being analyzed, and will be given to the chinese administration and be made available in an international scientific journal. Preliminary results will be commented on in a short report in spring 2007.

      Concentrations of organic pollutants and trace metals in the Yangtze River are generally low with a few exceptions. The water loads, however, are enormous and dilute contaminating pollutants so that concentrations are kept low. None of the measured chemical parameters suggest acute toxicity for fish or mammals, however, long term exposure, synergistic effects of various pollutants, endocrine disruptors etc. were not investigated.

      Notable perhaps is the fact that they mention that long term exposure wasn't inverstigated.
    58. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can water quality not directly affect aquatic species? China loves to spread propaganda. Who's to say Baiji.org hasn't been influenced by it?

    59. Re:Oops! by Kennon · · Score: 1

      "Not to discount your source, but I'd hope that they have a bit more knowledge about the issue than your associate professor."

      Yeah because the Institute of Aquatic Science and Technology of a land-locked country is a lot more reliable :-)

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    60. Re:Oops! by syousef · · Score: 1

      What rubbish. If your job doesn't give you enough to eat anyway and requires you to put all your waking hours into that job it's absolutely no godsend. But you go ahead and justify such inhumanity to yourself all you like. I bet you wouldn't give up your cushy life to live like that. Wanker.

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    61. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real minimum wage is zero [slavery], but I don't see a whole lot of pro-capitalist economists going around explaining how to stop that from happening.

    62. Re:Oops! by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I think they ought to gather some DNA if they haven't already. However, I don't think stored DNA is much consolation for extinction. Even if you could reconstitue the species, it would just die out again for exactly the same reasons it did the first time, unless its habitat could be restored. It might be easy to confuse a strand of DNA with a "life form," but an organism with that genetic makeup will only be viable within a suitable environment.

      Imagine that to gain immortality we blast some human DNA off into space, and one day it lands on a planet with a methane atmosphere. They'd have a heck of a time using that to figure out what we are like and how we live here on earth.

    63. Re:Oops! by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      it's all very well for you to fucking sit there in your comfortable home, well fed and happy, stating other people should suffer so that you don't have to feel guilty about a white dolphin becoming extinct. because thats all this is about, you think your guilt alone is worth other people suffering over. your a fucking cockhead, and i hope you one day have to suffer and starve just to see how most people in china lived without this industrialisation.

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    64. Re:Oops! by homer_ca · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By tasty animals, I'm guessing you're talking about the various varieties of bland, factory-farmed livestock. There's just a small problem with that called biodiversity. When you have a monoculture of a certain crop or livestock, all it takes is one plague to wipe them out all around the world.

    65. Re:Oops! by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Funny

      thats a retarded argument. how about i dump you in acid and run boats over the top of you and call you pathetic for not adapting to my punishment.

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    66. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      And this is a reply to a post where I wrote that I didn't say people should suffer because of saving a species. First, read the text you are replying to, then count to ten, then take a deep breath, then think - it's easy, really... and then type. Thank you.

    67. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The real minimum wage is zero [unemployment]."

      That's OK, I'll be paying myself on what I steal from your business.

    68. Re:Oops! by Deluge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Abhorrent? You make it sound like his lack of sympathy for humans in favor of endangered species is the equivalent of eating babies.

      Face it, humans are just animals, and their lives are no more important (other than in the thoughts of their friends/relatives) than the lives of animals. If anything, humans are more expendable thanks to their out of control breeding.

      Really, it seems that all this handwringing about how precious human life is came from religious foundations, where people seek some sort of justificiation for their inconsequential existence by telling themselves that 'god' said they were the Earth's king shit and that's that.

      And to those who would claim that human life is more precious than animal life... why? Because our advanced brain allowed us to creatively exploit and ravage mother nature as opposed to those stupid, underevolved animals who live in harmony with her? Please.

    69. Re:Oops! by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1
      I agree with you. I was appalled at the stupidity shown here. This quote from William Beebe says it all:
      The beauty and genius of a work of art may be reconceived, though its first material expression be destroyed; a vanished harmony may yet again inspire the composer; but when the last individual of a race of living things breathes no more, another heaven and another earth must pass before such a one can be again.
      ~ William Beebe, The Bird, It's Form and Function (1906).
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    70. Re:Oops! by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Sheesh, 20 million years of succesful living as a species, and now you're dead because of someone who lives for, say, 60 years. Sad. We are indeed a pathetic species.

      I can't say I'm glad these things died, but if you're going to call either species "pathetic" you might wanna at least point at the right one. 20 Million years and they never got out of a single river?! There are all sorts of things that could have ended up killing them; humans just happened to end up being the one that reaped the easy points.

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    71. Re:Oops! by huckda · · Score: 1

      where the @#$% do they get 20 million years of successful living?
      I love the inconsistencies in evolutionary theory

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    72. Re:Oops! by Anonymous+Coward+Gra · · Score: 1

      I admit it. I did it because they were just so tasty.

    73. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except that people outside the globalist "free market economy" live just fine. It's when the globalists come in to "modernize the economy" that suddenly the rules change and people are forced out of self-sufficiency into working as wage slaves for the benefit of large multinationals, for which they're supposed to feel "grateful" since they've now a "job."

        Sorry, but that's bullshit. It follows on from the recently-popular lie that people in the 18th and 19th century just couldn't wait to go to a city and work in a factory. A real investigation of history (rather than just listening to the spew from bullshit factories like the Cato Institute) will turn up woeful letters from the early industrialists, bemoaning the fact that the average person refused to work in a factory for 14 hours a day to make enough to stay alive for the day when they could work a few short hours on their own and then barter enough (outside the paper-money economy) to survive for the whole week. They wrote letters urging politicians to change the rules, warning of the dangers of an idle populace, and the moral benefits of working your ass off for someone else's benefits.
        In England, this led to the Enclosure of the Commons, a really blatant example of rule-shifting for the benefit of industrialists. Hell, the laws involved a limit on the size of commoner's fucking GARDENS to make sure they couldn't survive on what they could grow, or barter for what their neighbors could grow, and would have to buy things from a capitalistic market -- with money. Forcing them into the wage-earning economy.
        Every single time a multinational has attempted to move into a local, decentralized, artisan economy, it's been necessary to rewrite laws and reshape the economy of the country to destroy the public's self-sufficiency before the economy could be successfully "monetized".
        Arguments that a sweatshop is the "best available alternative" for a person ignores the fact that you've taken all his other alternatives away beforehand.

        Here's a good read on the subject: Free market attack on sweatshops

    74. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Ah, not this again. Well, surviving for a very long time as a species can mean lots of things. For example, the species might be superiorly adapted to the environment it lives in, or the conditions in the said environment might have stayed very stabile for a very long time, or both. Or, it just happens to be damn lucky. Remember, species only evolve if there's a selective pressure working on their population thru time. Obviously there were no serious selective pressures on the White Dolphin during the past 20 mill. years. Nothing evolutionally inconsistent about staying the same species for a long period of time.

    75. Re:Oops! by Khammurabi · · Score: 1
      And please, /.ers, stop knee-jerking. That's not what geeks do.
      You must be new here.
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    76. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shut up already!

      You and your ilk will go about spouting on about 'Evolution this' and 'Evolution that' but give no mind to the fact that IF Evolution is real, then guess what: We, the humans, are on top of the game and when humans, in all our Natural Selection glory, get no pass for having come out on top. But, no, when the process of Natural Selection happens, you cry "foul!" as if there's something wrong with Natural Selection.

      So, tell me, how is it you want your cake and to eat it to: Is Natural Selection (which you mistakenly call Evolution concerning the disappearance of this dolphin) the real deal or is it that we, as humans, have a moral duty to steward this earth and the things there on? And, if we have a moral duty: says who? You? God? If it's you, what makes you so right? If it's God, why do you go on about Evolution?

      Choose sides:

      • If you believe in Evolution: shut up, natural selection is at work.
      • If we are, instead, moral beings: shut up about Evolution, because there's nothing moral about it.
    77. Re:Oops! by DeathElk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is un-natural selection. Big difference.

    78. Re:Oops! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't understand. It has been mathematically proven by High Priests of Freakonomics that the simple process that we refer to, in our pathetically inadequate non-freakonomist language, as "creating a job" also results in the subsidiary production of an infinite quantity of good, and therefore trumps every other possible moral concern, including the protection of 20-million year-old species of non-freakonomists. Repent and Freakonomize!

      Set all externalities equal to zero and then divide by them for infinite utility!

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    79. Re:Oops! by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      And to those who would claim that human life is more precious than animal life... why? Because our advanced brain allowed us to creatively exploit and ravage mother nature as opposed to those stupid, underevolved animals who live in harmony with her? Please

      Actually, yes.

      And if you are going to put God in '' at least get the case right.

    80. Re:Oops! by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Successfull means "not being extinct".

      Thats only an "inconsistancy in evolutionary theory" if your an illiterate creationist hick.

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    81. Re:Oops! by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      An interesting point. What happens if the US tells China that we aren't gonna be making the payment this month. Are they gonna call a collection agency?

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    82. Re:Oops! by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every time a land developer gets told they can't build something on land that they paid for because it's habitat of some obscure and largely irrelevant species, that's costing someone tons of money, the burden of which is borne by a few individuals. IMHO, that burden should be shared by all. If land is declared unbuildable because of endangered species laws, it should be mandatory that the government purchase that land at fair market value. In that way, everyone pays their fair share instead of a few people getting screwed.

      I say this as someone about to buy property in California, desperately terrified that I'll be told halfway through the project that they found some species I've never heard of and I'll lose every penny I have. And therein lies the flip side of the argument. Everything has its price, and that price when viewed in abstract terms (100 less jobs) seems small until you see it in more concrete terms (40 people are now homeless because they can't afford a roof over their heads). The key is balance.

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    83. Re:Oops! by noamsml · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can believe that a rock is falling onto my head, but it doesn't keep me from avoiding it. The simple fact that evolution and natural selection are integral parts of life does not mean that a sentient being cannot defy the drive to survive or extinguish competing species. In fact, such sentient decisions are also part of natural selection.

      The name itself, "natural selection", is somewhat misleading. Natural selection does not imply lack of human intervention. On the contrary, humans are part of, influence, are influenced by, and are subject to natural selection and evolution. Therefore, you are wrong to think that natural selection is only such if we stand aside and let nature do its will. That is the fallacy of the Social Darwinist as Divine Right Theorist: Success must take intervention and attempts of change into account in order for it to be truly objective.

      Sorry, I went on a limb there, didn't I?

    84. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      So, human actions are outside of nature?

    85. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      I won't choose a side in your black & white creationist false dichotomy. Evolution, like science in general, says nothing about ethics. Also, it's you who's mistaken: nowhere did I say natural selection == evolution. It's one of its components. Creationists shouldn't teach people about evolution (especially not those in the field of paleontology). As for why we should care about the extinction of species, read my other posts in this topic. I won't start repeating myself ad nauseam because of you and your creationist BS.

    86. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And to those who would claim that human life is more precious than animal life... why?

      These are some example questions. Assume you're on vacation far away and none of this causes you any direct physical harm. Now the questions:

      - Say there's going to be a huge tragedy and someone's family is going to die. If you could chose whether your family dies or someone other family dies, which would you choose?

      - Say there's going to be a huge accident and a whole town or city is going to be destroyed (comet, bomb, whatever)? Do you want it to be the town where you live, or some other town?

      - Say there's going to be a plague and a whole nation is going to die from it. It will be everyone who speaks a particular language. Do you want it to be your people, or some others?

      Are you getting it yet? It's pretty obvious. Everyone else understands the point implicitly -- all the rational ones anyway. It's OK if you're not. Be insane all you want. Just stop recruiting.

    87. Re:Oops! by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Isn't one of the things the bible mentions that we are stewards of the earth? Didn't Isaiah 45:18 explicitly say that god did not create the earth in vain? I don't know about you, but I'd say that causing another animal's extinction for minor purposes is taking the earth in vain.

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    88. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And please, /.ers, stop knee-jerking. That's not what geeks do.

      at least not with the first or second leg ;-)

    89. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      I can believe that a rock is falling onto my head, but it doesn't keep me from avoiding it.

      This isn't about you avoiding your death.

      Natural selection does not imply lack of human intervention.

      Exactly my point: the dolphins are a victim of Natural Selection in which the agent is Human. That being the case, why does the writer complain when Humans are the agents of Natural Selection? It's really a 'have your cake and eat it too' scenario where they can cast some degree of their moral responsibility by removing an ultimate accountability for their action. Which is usually the case when one believes in Evolution (the ultimate accountability part, that is).

      Again, my complaint then comes back to why they complain: some sense of morality concerning how things should be. Just because such a sense exists goes straight into the heart of Natural Selection, that cruel, un-biased harbinger of success to the advanced and death to the weak: no morality involved.

    90. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps an Anthopology graduate would suit your taste? Oh, that would be me.

      My black and white overlay on the topic is a matter of my choice and preference, done to bring focus. I suppose you also don't believe in absolutes.

    91. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Correct. I don't mean to say otherwise.

      But I do mean to cry hypocracy at those who take a moral stand without a moral foundation. You point is not so, but instead, you back it up with more than, 'It just seems right.'

      By the way, that is a great scripture to bring to the table of stewardship.

    92. Re:Oops! by ganhawk · · Score: 2, Insightful


      "Face it, humans are just animals, and their lives are no more important (other than in the thoughts of their friends/relatives) than the lives of animals."

      Important to whom ? Lives of humans are more important *to humans* than the lives of other animals. It is simply because they are human and hence we have higher empathy towards humans than animals. If this is embodied in religion or law (killing another human is far greater crime than killing an animal), it must simply because of the higher empathy we feel towards humans.

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    93. Re:Oops! by presentt · · Score: 1

      So, human actions are outside of nature?

      Well what are human actions? If you consider fighting through survival by fishing, then that may or may not be nature. I'm not sure if you would call using motorized boats "natural" actions or not.

      However, I think it's fair to argue that ideas such as "economy," "jobs," and "government" , and the industrialization that comes with them, are far from natural. So if we as a race are going to disrupt things that are clearly natural (i.e., species survival), we can't justify those actions through natural selection.

      As an aside, and I haven't read Darwin's Origin of Species, but I don't think that's how natural selection works anyways. I was under the (perhaps mistaken) impression that natural selection is the thinning of inferior populations over the course of many generations, and evolution is the modification through random (and most probably favorable) genetic changes, of a population. Thus, when the White Dolphin is forced extinct over the course of (depending on the life-span of the specie) 1-6 generations, it is hardly "Natural Selection."

      And if it comes to "moral duties," why does it matter who said it's the morally correct thing to do? Me? Certainly not, but I still feel the obligation. You? Apparently not, but then, by the same token, why are you right? God? I'm of the belief that God is another artificial human construct used as a channel for our "moral values." But that's a whoooooole other issue.

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    94. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loser. stop pretending to be a Rich Republican when you're really a working class stiff who has bought the Rich Republican line 100%.

      Buying land in California. Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick. There is a lot of land here in California. If you're buying any cheap, you're getting ripped off.

    95. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who says there is a liberal media bias is a fucking idiot. Sowell is no exception.

    96. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you implying that I should feel bad about buying something that creates a job in a part of the world that desperately needs them?


      If it causes the extinction of a species, YES.

    97. Re:Oops! by Falladir · · Score: 1

      Wow. You either are a huge troll, or you can't detect sarcasm AT ALL. Besides, if he was serious, wouldn't he be WAY too far gone for you to save him with your advice?

    98. Re:Oops! by scotch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the "fair market value" of the land that you can't build on?

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    99. Re:Oops! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Because our advanced brain allowed us to creatively exploit and ravage mother nature as opposed to those stupid, underevolved animals who live in harmony with her?

      Actually, yes.

      If humans have greater moral rights than other animals based on having "advanced" brains, then it follows that humans with more "advanced" brains have greater moral rights than simpletons.

      Do you believe that I should get to, for example, kill and eat people less intelligent than me? Or perform painful experiments on them? Or wipe them them because I want to build and sell houses on the land where they're living now?

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    100. Re:Oops! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Say there's going to be a huge tragedy and someone's family is going to die. If you could chose whether your family dies or someone other family dies, which would you choose?

      There is a large difference between "If between my father and some stranger, I can only save one, so I save my father", and "To save my father, I'm going to kill a stranger." Everyone understands if I throw the single life ring to my dad instead of some random guy (though I'd try hard to save both); everyone also undertands that it would be monsterous if I killed the stranger to get the new heart that my dad (hypothetically) needed.

      My father's life is more precious to me, sentimentally, than that of a stranger, so if all else is equal and no one's rights are being violated his claims have priority to me. But his life is not, ethically, more precious than that of a stranger; I cannot make a good argument that his life is more precious than J. Random Stranger, so I'm going to kill J. Random Stranger to harvest that heart. We all understand that to be a violation of J. Random Stranger's rights.

      Similarly, we all understand that if a dog and a human are both drowning and we can only save one, we save the human. (Usually. If it's Hitler versus Lassie, I'm saving Lassie.) But this does not imply anything about the ethics of harming the dog for the human's potential benefit.

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    101. Re:Oops! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Unless your local university is on the banks of the river where this dolphin lives, how is his opinion of any value?

    102. Re:Oops! by 18_Rabbit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm crying just a little bit for your fair use doctrine. Seriously, I'm going to open a meat rendering plant next door to your split-level ranch....how does fair use feel now?

    103. Re:Oops! by drDugan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      god doesn't deserve a capital. in fact, humans would be much better off without god.

      To anyone with an ounce of self respect and sense, it is obvious that "god" (as generally described in the west) is essentially a lie created by men to simultaneously instill both fear and hope in their fellow men. This lie grew with the success of the organizations that promoted it into the lynchpin of the major western/formal religions of today (except Buddhism).

      This doesn't even start with some of the abhorrent things the Bible/Koran and other holy texts tells us to do, or the complete and total lack of reality in the stories promoted by the religious organizations. Simply by iteslf - the story of a sentient being that created the universe lacks credibility and consistency with observed reality.

    104. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe those "fucking assholes" should watch Masters.of.Horror.S02E07 The Screwfly Solution :-)

      (found in a torrent download near you, in case you have missed it, can't watch it over airwaves regularily)

    105. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you say "Environmental Impact Study"?

    106. Re:Oops! by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1
      However, I think it's fair to argue that ideas such as "economy," "jobs," and "government" , and the industrialization that comes with them, are far from natural. So if we as a race are going to disrupt things that are clearly natural (i.e., species survival), we can't justify those actions through natural selection.


      It's not about justifying, natural selection is what it is. As the environment changes, those species that are able to adapt will survive. Treat humans as an invasive species http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/ if it makes you feel better. A "natural" virus or poisoned ecosystem could wipe us out too. There are other social animals that have jobs, government, industrialization, and domestication of other species. Some of these species can vastly change their surrounding environment. Humans are just better at it than most species.

      Now, should we as the dominant species take care to protect our environment and try to maintain the existing status quo? For the most part, I think so.
    107. Re:Oops! by Slur · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bravo. You have made an important point.

      Value is always subjective, and our facile attachment to human-shaped beings only obscures the deeper, broader value intrinsic to all life. If we are objective and deeply honest, we must admit that we as a species and we as a culture are utterly blind.

      I was disheartened recently to hear Peter Singer (sometimes called "the father of the Animal Rights movement") quoted in an interview, saying that animal testing could be justified on the basis of the good it does for humanity. It struck me deeply, and still I'm caught up in contemplation of that word: "justified." That's a word we really need to take a close hard look at. Ideals, wishes, hopes, attachments, and feelings are no basis for "justification."

      If we are even braver, we can realize that all "justification" is based on our own convenient fictions. It is a social construct. If my reasoning is acceptable to my culture, I can feel "justified" in my actions. All any justification requires is emotional and rational sympathy from my respected peers. This allows me to feel absolved for the deeds I may worry over.

      Justification has a certain psychological value, insofar as it keeps us feeling okay about ourselves. After all, in this world we have to act, and since there is no central agent responsible for our personal choices, justification is necessary to uphold the integrity of the rational mind. We need justification to preserve the perception that we are a force for good in the world. And we need it to feel that our will is wholly our own. In short, we need it to bolster the convenient fictions that keep us ensconced in our rational illusions.

      Well, that's the general idea anyways.

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    108. Re:Oops! by clambake · · Score: 2, Funny

      If humans have greater moral rights than other animals based on having "advanced" brains, then it follows that humans with more "advanced" brains have greater moral rights than simpletons.

      Do you believe that I should get to, for example, kill and eat people less intelligent than me? Or perform painful experiments on them? Or wipe them them because I want to build and sell houses on the land where they're living now?


      Well clearly not YOU. We are talking *advanced* brains here. So, steven hawking is free to kill and eat people. But not you.

    109. Re:Oops! by Nasajin · · Score: 1
      Unless your local university is on the banks of the river where this dolphin lives, how is his opinion of any value?

      Because humans have developed the function of long distance communication. Through the media, we are allowed to understand things that we may never have experienced in person before.

      Your statement is somewhat redundant, as you might as well ask "why does anyone care about events occuring outside their immediate vicinity?" It's like saying, "should we care if Washington DC were to be bombed?" I don't personally live there, and I can't see it out my window. Just because something happened outside of a person's local region, doesn't somehow render their opinion on it completely void. The professor in question has been researching penguins and cetaceans in Asia and the South Pacific for over twenty years, I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about.
    110. Re:Oops! by Fallus+Shempus · · Score: 1

      Only a Sith deals in absolutes ...

      ... and, y'know, Yoda, cuz "there is no try".

    111. Re:Oops! by iMySti · · Score: 1

      Its in the interest of the dominant species to maintain the current situation, and consequently hierarchy. If a king went about killing off any and all peasants eventually things aren't going to go too well for him. (ie. No source of food/money)

    112. Re:Oops! by somersault · · Score: 1

      If he was serious, wouldn't he be WAY too far gone for you to save him with your advice?

      If you're serious then you must believe that people don't have an amazing ability to do this little thing called 'learn'. It was a very poor comparison though, he needs to learn how to compare sensibly..
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    113. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethics isn't a matter of what an agent wants, it's a matter of what a good agent should want. So I don't really see how any of your emotive questions are remotely relevant to why animal life is valued less than human life.

      Peter Singer has made a career out of combating specieism like the parent poster.

    114. Re:Oops! by somersault · · Score: 1

      If you just build a massive tent and gas the place, I'm sure there won't be any species left ;)

      This doesn't seem to be the same situation that caused the extinction of the white dolphin though - dumping waste and overfishing are easily identified as wrong, whereas building something isn't inherently a bad thing to do (unless maybe you build it out of highly toxic or radioactive material)

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    115. Re:Oops! by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      If you read Douglas Adam's book 'last chance to see' you will find a little footnote at the end of the book, which reprints a letter received by the authors shortly after the associated radio series went out.

      "Dear Douglas and Mark,
      We enjoyed the Yangtze dolphin programme - but listened with a touch of guilt! We recently spent three months working in a number of factories in Nanjing. We had a wonderful time with the people and ate well. To honour us when we left, one of them cooked a Yangtze dolphin, so really there should be 201.
      Sorry about that.

      Yours,

      PS Sorry, it was two dolphins - my husband reminds me that he was guest of honour and had the embryo."

    116. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the "fair market value" of a unique species? What's the replacement cost?

      And it sounds like you're mostly afraid of getting financially burned by the "unknown", which is a reasonable concern. So, do the obvious fix: do an environmental impact study, including a field study of the flora and fauna, *BEFORE* you put up your money to buy the land, so that you *know* it isn't an issue. Think of it as insurance. You probably wouldn't think twice about a home inspection before buying it. Why not a "land inspection"? Especially in California, such an inspection can cover multiple risks and protect you from being hung out to dry because you bought a piece of land with a geological hazard on it that wasn't obvious either -- landslides are *really* common in California, for example, and have ruined alot of poorly-planned developments and killed unsuspecting residents, EVEN when there were warning signs preceding the deadly events.

      Basically, don't get financially ruined (or worse) by the unknown. This is not rocket science. Some risks can be mitigated by a bit of study, and if that takes a bit of money and time, it is worth it if you are spending hundreds or thousands of times more on the land itself, and your financial neck is on the line. Make the risks known.

    117. Re:Oops! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      Bravo! Well said. Of course the original author will choose neither, as the real problem is that he hates humanity. Nothing we could do would save ourselves in his eyes, as an animal is infinitely more important than the human race to this fool.

    118. Re:Oops! by arodland · · Score: 1

      Ladies and gentlemen, take a look. It's not every day you find one, but here in Conanymous Award, we have an example of the true-to-form Environmentalist. He's the guy who thinks there's one, and only one straightforward solution to all the world's problems -- kill off all the humans. Good job, your self-loathing is transcendent.

    119. Re:Oops! by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      because we all know that all those people working in factories assembling dvd players are all dying of hunger. Of course, they have had some reason for switching to this job with is terrible in your eyes. So obviously they were doing worse than slowly dying of hunger before. I bet the alternative for them was to die of hunger quicker? But we all know that this can't be the case, because if it was, then China wouldn't be the most populous country.

      Think your points through just one step further. If it wasn't better than the alternative, it wouldn't be the most popular job market to enter in their respective areas. Now, you might argue that its become the only option because of the government, but this would completely ignore the facts about the development of china(or India, or Vietnam, or South Korea, and one of the other major beneficiaries of outsourcing).

      Of course no one would give up a better life to step down the economic ladder. It doesn't mean anyone should feel bad because a country's first step up that ladder isn't equivalent with the most developed economies and it definitely doesn't mean that you shouldn't even take a first step when it doesn't immediately catch you up to the rest of the world.

      btw, on a purchasing power parity basis, the average person in China is about 17% what an average US consumer is(4x the population, economy about 70% the size on a PPP basis). So they are definitely well beyond other countries that don't have these slave wage jobs.

      Of course, I'm betting you don't give up every luxury in your life and live at the meagerest of levels just to send charity to the rest of the world so you probably shouldn't call someone else a wanker for doing exactly what you do everyday and merely vocalizing it.

    120. Re:Oops! by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      the key is balance? how i hell is there balance if you have to destroy a species just for a god damn piece of land. Go BUILD elsewhere freak.

      Damn we should build ecological house that merge into whatever habitat were in and not try to do it the other way around. You attitude is killing this planet and to get "informative + 5" shows how people are retarded when it comes to nature

    121. Re:Oops! by MoronBob · · Score: 1

      I make just under 6 figures doing unix administration. Compared to Professional Athletes or Movie Actors I am making "Slave Wages". My Chinese friend (backup admin) across the isle (just moved here from china) says the workers would rather be paid "slave wages" than not have the job. Maybe the whaa whaa crowd should ask the workers how they feel before condemning their situation.

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    122. Re:Oops! by NaveNosnave · · Score: 1

      Kohath writes:

      Say there's going to be a huge tragedy and someone's family is going to die. If you could chose whether your family dies or someone other family dies, which would you choose?

      It's just before Xmas - I'm not sure that example is going to reliably elicit the response you're looking for.

    123. Re:Oops! by Jussi+K.+Kojootti · · Score: 1

      Read, then reply. That's the correct order, try it next time.

      He wasn't against building somewhere else, he was worried that he would be financially so ruined that he couldn't... Now, I don't understand why he couldn't take an insurance against that happening and/or get an environmental impact study on the area, but he clearly wasn't trying to "destroy a species for a god damn piece of land".

    124. Re:Oops! by noahisaac · · Score: 1

      > I say this as someone about to buy property in California, desperately terrified
      > that I'll be told halfway through the project that they found some species I've
      > never heard of and I'll lose every penny I have.

      This is generally why you'd want to do environmental impact studies prior to purchasing land. There are consultants (read: biology/zoology/ecology scientists who want to make a buck) that specialize in just this kind of thing. My brother is one of them. If you need contact info...

    125. Re:Oops! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Well said, a sensible comment at last.

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    126. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Hah.

      YOU are saying I hate humanity. I deem your insulting comment simply false, being a member of a human rights organisation. YOU say there's nothing you ppl could do to save yourselves in my eyes. Again, false. We should stop driving species to extinction. Simple as that. It's not like we can't do anything about it, or as if we had to sacrifice human lives for it.

      But I do despise holier-than-thou creationists talking out of their asses.

    127. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Keep on burning those strawmen, chump. Say, do you enjoy insulting people with telling them, without a rational basis to your thoughts, that they support a genocide of all mankind?

      People can't seem to think straight these days. Like someone said in this debate, it's not like saving a species from extinction by limiting human activity in certain areas amounts to eating babies. At least try to be reasonable.

    128. Re:Oops! by noahisaac · · Score: 1

      > You and your ilk will go about spouting on about 'Evolution this' and
      > 'Evolution that' but give no mind to the fact that IF Evolution is real,
      > then guess what: We, the humans, are on top of the game and when humans,
      > in all our Natural Selection glory, get no pass for having come out on top.

      This would be the arrogance that I've already seen mentioned in this thread.

      Evolution is not about "Top" or "Bottom", it is about success or failure. We, as humans, are a VERY successful species. We have managed to greatly increase our numbers across the globe. Guess what: most species of cockroaches are even more successful than humans. They're EVERYWHERE, and roaches have been around for hundreds of millions of years - far longer than humans, or our other simian ancestors.

      Dodos on the other hand were not very successful. Why? Because they were not very adaptable. Roaches are extremely adaptable. They can go into just about any place and find food and survive the conditions. Humans do the same. The difference with humans is that all other species on the planet adapt to their environment, but humans adapt the environment to suit their needs.

      It's all a matter of perspective: If you believe that humans are superior to all other life forms, then of course, humans should get to do whatever they want. Extinction be damned. If you believe humans are another species on the planet, then we should be liable for our actions concerning other species. Evolution has nothing to do with it. It's a matter of faith.

      - Noah

    129. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why I don't eat any thing that has to be killed first

    130. Re:Oops! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      I'll bite, troll. You stated that you couldn't care less that someone in another country had a job if you thought that they might be encroaching on the existence of another species and I called you on your hate-filled rhetoric. I'm sure it's easy for you to say in you cushy western lifestyle that others don't deserve the same opportunity your magnanimous existence has to offer you, but it only illustrates your disgustingly elitist superiority.

      But I do despise holier-than-thou environmentalists talking out of their asses.

    131. Re:Oops! by skotte · · Score: 1

      You were so close to establishing a solid argument -- specifically the argument that survival requires common-species preservation -- and then you engage in the fFalse logic argument of attacking the opponent. A pity. Next time around, try it without getting personal, and we'll see.

    132. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "because it's habitat of some obscure and largely irrelevant species.."

      A new classic line in the pantheon of arrogant, know-nothing statements.

    133. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      Troll? Hardly. Being honest doesn't qualify as trolling.

      Saying I couldn't care about somebody having to change his/her job because of a species on a brink of extinction doesn't qualify as hating humans. I don't buy into them-vs-us thinking. And, since you like putting words into my mouth: nowhere did I say the people of China don't deserve the same opportunity we have. Sorry if something I said made you think so.

      If calling people for killing off species due to pure negligence (it's not like nothing couldn't have been done about it, with practically no human sacrifice [figuratively speaking, not as in Aztecs]) makes me a holier-than-thou elitist environmantalist, then yes, I'm one.

    134. Re:Oops! by MztrBlack · · Score: 1

      And please, /.ers, stop knee-jerking. That's not what geeks do.

      Where have you been? That's exactly what the geeks around here do.

    135. Re:Oops! by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

      Oooh money! Big deal. I'll take your "irrelevant" species any time over letting some ass-jack build a bunch of McMansions that nobody needs, or another frikken outlet mall or whatever.

      Do your research before you start building, or better yet, buy an existing facility. And if you're in a line of work where you're desperately terrified of something, and it doesn't involve killing people then maybe it's not worth it at all.

      With such a low unemployment rate as we have, I don't think those 40 people are going to end up on the streets, unless you're into hiring the dregs of society.

      You're right that the key is balance, and in the most industrialized countries the balance is completely whacked.

    136. Re:Oops! by danbeck · · Score: 1

      This is all good an well, but my point still remains. You, in your cushy bed of Western comfort, see fit that others should do with less than you so that you can feel good about the well being of an animal. And who says it was negligence, or ever was negligence?

      I'm sorry, but your elitism is never going to convince me, nor any other sane person that an animal is anywhere in the order of importance other than directly below the human population.

      It's unfortunate that a species might be gone, but how exactly does this affect the planet's ecosystem? Species come and go and if you believe your precious religion of evolution, species have come and gone ad nasuem, yet the planet still revolves and nature still survives. The disappearance of this species of dolphin means little in the grand scheme of things. Unless of course, your goal, is to blame humans for every single mishap on this planet. What would you prefer us to do? Become extinct ourselves? Go back to cave man days? Go back to horse and buggy so we don't disturb nature? You seem to know exactly who is to blame, what is your answer to this urgent problem?

    137. Re:Oops! by ashtophoenix · · Score: 1

      That is a really base argument. Who are you to say humans are better or superior to the dolphins. There are countless vices that those dolphins did not have and humans do. Just cause you have reason? Given that you do have reason and the dolphins don't, is this what your reason tells you??? That the jobs of a few irresponsible individulals are more important than an entire species?? A beautiful creation has ended, whether it affects the food chain or not is irrelevant.

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    138. Re:Oops! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      I, in my cushy bed of Western comfort, could do with less also, and try to do so on a daily basis. This isn't about personal feelings good and bad, but the well-being of this planet, and thus, ultimately, the survival of us as a species.

      The global ecosystem is so infinitely complex that no-one knows how the disappearance of a species will ultimately affect the whole thing. Locally things are known better, and the outcome of extinctions depends entirely on the organism in question. Some are ecologically more important than others. A river dolphin probably isn't situated high on the importance ladder of its ecosystem, but its extinction tells us more about ourselves: as a large mammal, the dolphin is one of those cute, fuzzy animals, and if even they can be driven into extinction just like that without much regard, can we trust ourselves to take note when species even more ecologically important, but lesser in their psychological impact factor, are pushed off the edge?

      Sure, species have gone and always will go extinct. But for reasons I've stated in many other posts here, I don't think we should add to that natural die-off through our actions.

      As for my answer to the problem, on this I'm actually with George W. Bush himself (besides his statement that fish and human beings can co-exit peacefully): technological advancement will, in the long run, enable us to have a high standard of living without putting the environment in jeopardy. We just need to be careful that in the process that environment doesn't get too exhausted of biodiversity.

      Evolution is the observed natural phenomenon of lifeforms becoming different through time. Religion is organised worship of a supernatural being.

    139. Re:Oops! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Where did you magically get the notion that I build houses for a living? I work in the computer industry and am considering building a house to live in. As for buying an existing home, there's no way I will ever be able to afford one in the Bay Area. I can't afford it even at current interest rates on a 30 year fixed, and I refuse to be suckered by ARMs and interest-only loans that depend on the property value increasing or you lose your shirt. (Hint: property values are at best stagnant in the Bay Area right now, and declining significantly in some areas.) The only possibility that is remotely feasible is to build, and even then, if everything goes well, I'll be up to my ears in debt for a long time. One catastrophe, and my only choice is to move to another state.

      With respect to environmental impact studies, that's well and good, but that doesn't protect you from liability if something is found at a later time... say halfway through construction. I've seen that happen on occasion. That's why I think the government should put its money where its mouth is and buy the parcel when this occurs. Likewise, I think the government should have to buy any parcel that it considers unbuildable because the slopes are too steep/unstable or for any other reason. Out of the pieces of land I've looked at, nearly 9 out of 10 are considered unbuildable by the local government here. Those parcels should not be allowed on the market. With such a high risk of getting screwed, you have to be extraordinarily vigilant in purchasing land, and all it takes is missing one minor thing and you have spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a tiny 1 acre parcel that you aren't legally allowed to use for anything other than harvesting redwoods. In any sane universe, there should be some legal recourse for that situation, but not here in California.

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    140. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I thought I was remarkably restrained. Anti-human folks are monstrous. It's hard to imagine a more evil ideology.

    141. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      There is a large difference between "If between my father and some stranger, I can only save one, so I save my father", and "To save my father, I'm going to kill a stranger."

      I was answering the question about the value of humans vs. animals. It's not a "kill one to save the other" question as the original poster phrased it.

    142. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      It's just before Xmas - I'm not sure that example is going to reliably elicit the response you're looking for.

      That's why the examples continue. No one rational can continue to answer those questions contrary to their own benefit. That was the point. In the humans vs. animals argument, humans have to side with the humans. Siding with the animals is self-destructive and probably a symptom of a diagnosable mental illness.

    143. Re:Oops! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I was answering the question about the value of humans vs. animals.

      And I was pointing out the dangers of confusing sentimental value of X versus Y, with the ethical value of X versus Y.

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    144. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      My post was about "value" as a whole, not "sentimental value". Ethical value is a small part of that. People value things ethically, emotionally, practically, and in many other ways.

      You can try to convince people that acting in their own best interest is unethical if you want. The rational choice for an individual is to choose an ethical code where that tends not to be the case. (And even then, people tend to violate their chosen ethical code when it benefits them.) So your argument probably won't be received too well.

      It would accomplish the goal of inflating your own ethical superiority over others though. If that's your goal, give it a try. The one downside of inflated moral superiority is that it leads to the mistaken assumption that, being superior, one ought to make life choices for the benighted folks.

    145. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Not because we are dominant, but because of stewardship.

    146. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Please.

      Here's some absolutes for you, that everyone must deal with:

      • There is a day you were born.
      • There is a day you will die.

      Some absolutes are unavoidable.

    147. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      What if the current situation is one of decline? Should that then be maintained?

      Improvement should always be the goal.

    148. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Guess what: most species of cockroaches are even more successful than humans.

      That explains why they (don't) have such great dominion over us: we go where they cannot go, we (in the U.S.) can often stop from going to where we are. That's some weak definition of 'successful' (I don't mean to say it's your definition).

      It's all a matter of perspective: If you believe that humans are superior to all other life forms, then of course, humans should get to do whatever they want. Extinction be damned.

      I couldn't disagree more. It's a common misconception that Christians and Republicans are environmental-hating (fill-in-the-blanks). But the truth is that the first National Parks and the Environmental Protection Agency were both the result of Republican Presidents (whether either were Christian, that's another story). What I, as a Christian, disagree with is that the environment often becomes more important than humans (eagle eggs are more important than unborn babies) or a political excuse, or worse, a political tool (Kyoto accords), for those who often are way too pessimistic and fatalistic or just looking to get themselves ahead.

      From the Christian perspective, we are stewards who will be held accountable for how well we steward that which has been put under our power: the Earth and the creatures thereon/in.

    149. Re:Oops! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      So if we're going to feel bad about something, feel bad that some Chinese kid had food to eat and could go places.

      Because the life of a hypothetical human child is worth more than an entire mammalian species? I don't accept that survival is a zero sum game. There are more than enough people in this world. At least the Chinese tried to help the river dolphin, although they were unsuccessful in the end. Would that the same was done for the Dodo or Passenger Pigeon.

    150. Re:Oops! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Ethical value is a small part of that. People value things ethically, emotionally, practically, and in many other ways.

      Yes, but when making an ethical decision, one is making it based on ethical value.

      Of course, for many people ethical value is immediate emotional value, there's no critical thought put into ethical decisions. For many others ethical value is the misguided "self" interest of the monkey mind, the only application of critical though being "How will this get me closer to what I think I want?" The resulting decisions tend to not be very good.

      You can try to convince people that acting in their own best interest is unethical if you want. The rational choice for an individual is to choose an ethical code where that tends not to be the case.

      In the long run, compassion is in our best interest. I'll just refer you to the teachings of the Buddha on that one, he makes the argument better than I could.

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    151. Re:Oops! by syousef · · Score: 1

      If the first step up that ladder is slavery where you die young, your boss owns your living space, and you barely get enough food to eat, we're all going to hell in a hand basket. That simply isn't acceptable. Think about your own philosophy for more than 2 seconds and you'll realise that if this kind of unethical behaviour is allowed to continue we'll almost all end up going down the economic scale not up it. If there are people willing to work for barely enough to subsist why should any employer pay more?

      I most certainly will call someone a wanker for vocalising that he's happy that people get "jobs" like this. The purpose of a job for these people is to be able to make enough money to live and improve their situation, not to end up stuck in a job barely able to feed and clothe themselves and completely unable to negotiate a better deal because someone else that's starving will gladly take over. Saying that this is a stepping stone for these people is insincere and naive. They're not going to get college degrees and find a better life if they're working 16 hour days 7 days a week putting together DVD players.

      You're either a fool for believing your own spiel or an insincere wanker that wants to justify your own lifestyle.

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    152. Re:Oops! by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      you're right, I was quite wrong about what these "slave" wages are doing to China. I mean, I started looking at the statistics between 1950 and 2006(because who knows, maybe you actually know more about economics than the professors I hear talk about China) just to find proof. So what I found:
      Life expectancy in China (1950): 32 years
      Life expectancy in China (2006): 73 years

      Youth literacy(1980's): 69.9%
      Youth Literacy(today): 98.9%

      Poverty Rate(1981, btw, 3 years after beginning of the major market reforms that brought about the "slave" wages you despise): 53%
      2001: ~10%

      So I'm sure going back to before those evil factory owners came around would be such a blessing. I mean, getting to live on average to 32, 1/3 not being able to read, and more htan 1/2 the people in poverty.

      Of course, I guess you forgot that facts are important rather than making ignorant statements about what conditions are. Of course, maybe china, being a Communist country, is different. Lets try again. Test Case: largest democracy in the world, India.

      Start with Today's statistics:
      Population below poverty line: 22%
      Life expectancy: 60-64 years(depending on source's reference year)
      Literacy: 64.8% (not youth as above for China, which is unfortunate because it doesn't give a glimpse of how people are fairing today compared to those who developed in a much different era)

      Now, what about before:
      Life expectancy(1947): 28 years
      Literacy: 14%
      Poverty number first available for the 1970's: >50%

      Now, I'm sure you must start thinking, something must be up here. How is it that while working 7 days a week, literacy went up and incomes rose.....

      Simple answer: get your head out of your ass and think like most people do. Most people working 70 hours a week do it to help their children get to a better life. By working that hard, their children no longer need to work and can study and the next generation is that much better off. India is less htan 1 generation into its economic reforms and China sits closer to 2(depends on how long a generation is). Instrumental were these factory jobs you despise. Of course, maybe you are right. Maybe these workers should only have to work 4 day weeks, 8 hour days, and get paid enough to get a college education. I'm sure that is feasible. I forgot that when every other economy was developing, that is exactly how it happened.

    153. Re:Oops! by noahisaac · · Score: 1
      Guess what: most species of cockroaches are even more successful than humans.

      That explains why they (don't) have such great dominion over us: we go where they cannot go, we (in the U.S.) can often stop from going to where we are. That's some weak definition of 'successful' (I don't mean to say it's your definition).
      Perhaps I should have included the qualifying term "evolutionarily" when I mentioned "successful". I assumed that qualifier because your original post dealt with evolution. To reiteriate, your concept of "dominion" does not pertain to evolution. To be successful in terms of evolution is simply to be able to survive the best. Cockroaches have done this for much longer than humans have. Therefore, in terms of evolution, they are more successful.

      The concept of "dominion" is a personal opinion and belief. If the cockroaches could think, maybe they'd say "Hey, isn't it great that our human slaves make all this garbage for us? We just sit here and eat all day and breed. What great dominion we have over these humans." OK, that's silly, but I'm just trying to make the distinction between what the scientific theory of evolution is, and what is personal belief.

      It's a common misconception that Christians and Republicans are environmental-hating (fill-in-the-blanks).
      Oh, I hope not! My parents are devout Christians and two of the most environmentally-conscious people I know. Their belief is that God created the earth, and God created us to do his will, therefore we should be stewards of God's creation and protect it. This makes perfect sense to me, and all that I've read in the Bible.

      But the truth is that the first National Parks and the Environmental Protection Agency were both the result of Republican Presidents (whether either were Christian, that's another story).
      True, they were. I have to point out, though, that the republican and democratic parties have a history of exchanging viewpoints once every few decades. I probably would have been in Teddy Roosevelt's republican party. In his time, Deomcrats were the old sticks-in-the-mud, and the republicans were a fresh, new, young party. Today the republicans are a very different party. They're the ones that are viewed as the old-sticks-in-the-mud, and I would say they largely don't give a hoot about the environment. Today, I'm what you might call an environmentalist libertarian (no, it's not an oxymoron).
    154. Re:Oops! by Kohath · · Score: 1

      In the long run, compassion is in our best interest.

      Yep. But unless you get through the short run and the medium run, the long run best interest is a non-factor.

      Also, to put animals before humans is not compassionate. In fact, it's the opposite.

      I'll just refer you to the teachings of the Buddha on that one

      Yeah, if only he posted on Slashdot he'd be better able to contribute to the discussion.

    155. Re:Oops! by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Therefore, in terms of evolution, they are more successful.

      This is untested and presumes both species 'showing up' at the same time. Such statements remind me of Evolution theory in general: untested, not provable, and, therefore, not law, despite it being treated otherwise.

      I would surmise that 'sticks-in-the-mud' really is exactly as you described: perception and that against changing attitudes/opinions. So, if that's the case, what if the change is in the wrong direction?

      an environmentalist libertarian (no, it's not an oxymoron)

      Why would that be an oxymoron? Would it be any more so than a Republican Environmentalist? (retorical question). But, you should see how big organic gardening is here in North Texas.

    156. Re:Oops! by huckda · · Score: 1

      ahh so as long as there are 2 left to breed it's still successful...and then they just decide one day they don't want to be successful any longer and refuse to adapt/evolve in order to continue their species...

      illiterate no...

      creationist hick correct on both accounts ;)

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    157. Re:Oops! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      But unless you get through the short run and the medium run, the long run best interest is a non-factor.

      If you don't understand your the long-run best interest, your short-run and medium-run are liable to be running in the wrong direction.

      Also, to put animals before humans is not compassionate. In fact, it's the opposite.

      No one has suggested putting animals before humans, granting non-human animals greater ethical consideration than Homo sapiens. I know that's a favorite straw man for people opposed to extending ethical consideration to our evolutionary cousins, but it's just not accurate.

      Yeah, if only [the Buddha] posted on Slashdot he'd be better able to contribute to the discussion.

      Some topics are a little too big to fit into a /. thread. The origin and nature of human suffering is probably one of them. Fortuantely we can fit pointers to books and other media into /. threads. If I thought you were interested, I'd post some titles, but it's obvious that the best I can hope for is to be a single raindrop wearing away at the rock.

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    158. Re:Oops! by syousef · · Score: 1

      Life expectancy in China (1950): 32 years
      Life expectancy in China (2006): 73 years


      Fantastic! The slaves are living longer! You get twice as much out of them. Yay! I see it's working.

      You sir are an idiot and making the claim that this proves these people are climbing up out of poverty based on these questionable stats is ridiculous. These do NOT prove that life is worth living for these people, do they? Literacy up? Yes of course you're going to teach your slaves more so that they can do more complicated tasks and bring in more money. Do you know if they're beaten? Do you know if they're free to choose their own partners or whether they're allowed children?

      There's a reason in the west that a union movement formed and pulled us out of the industrial revolution.

      You want to compete with people that live like this? You think their standard of living is up? Watch yours go down. What's your argument? That it's not economically viable to pay someone a fair wage? Fuck off!

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    159. Re:Oops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're feeling safer, knowing that those who don't agree with you are mentally ill. That's a very sane position, that will get you very far in your life.

    160. Re:Oops! by Deluge · · Score: 1

      You're overreacting. I'm neither monstrous nor evil, and I'm certainly not anti-human. I simply don't believe that humans should put their interests first, at the expense of all other life. Coexistence vs. exploitation was the point I tried to get across.

    161. Re:Oops! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But he might be partly correct anyway since we have probably made very much of the damage in the last 60 years. But say 100 to be sure.

  2. It's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    White Dolphin really was the other white meat. Deliciously extinct now.

    1. Re:It's too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't eat white meat or red meat either. Eat smurf, the other blue meat.

  3. Overloards by pseudorand · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, morn the loss of our potential aquatic overlords.

    1. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anyone ever heard of comedic timing?

      Yeah, well, this isn't it.

      Do we really care so little for our environment that all we can do in a case like this is make jokes? Makes it kind of hard to hold up any sort of hope for the human race. Very sad really.

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    2. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me be the first to say-- good riddance to bad rubbish.

    3. Re:Overloards by pseudorand · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry, it was a vein attempt at a firstpost and all I could think of on short notice. Feel free to mod it into the abyss.

    4. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wasn't really the post itself, it's that it was modded up to the top of the pile so fast and considering what the article is about, I find that sad.

      I find it even more sad that people would view this opinion as being a troll.

      There is simply nothing amusing about the extinction of a species, but considering how most of the ensuing discussions have gone, I really shouldn't be remotely surprised.

      The average IQ around here may be higher than most places, but it sure doesn't equate to higher morality. (Now that could be legitimately called a troll, though it is true)

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    5. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was hilarious :)

    6. Re:Overloards by szembek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If people didn't make inappropriate jokes, the Internet wouldn't be what it is.

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    7. Re:Overloards by charlieman · · Score: 1

      Hey it's either them or us!

      Imagine what would happen if they started growing thumbs!

    8. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And that would be bad because...?

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    9. Re:Overloards by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I don't see how you can make wild assumptions about the morality of the /. user-base from observing many people who obviously have a different sense of humor than you do making jokes. Its called grave humor and it applies to anything sad. Does this suck? YES. Big time. But making a joke about it does not lessen the seriousness of it, it just lets us have a much needed chuckle.

      Try pulling the stick out of your ass before you go judging others.

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    10. Re:Overloards by nath_de · · Score: 1

      Exactly my sentiments. :-(

    11. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Troll

      I didn't say the joke itself was inappropriate, I specifically targeted the timing of said joke.

      Shall I tell that joke about your mom while we're all huddled around her grave at her funeral? Or would it be more appropriate for a private conversation at the reception after?

      Why I'm responding to someone that calls themselves Lord though...you'd think I'd learn.

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    12. Re:Overloards by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, I'm going to call this for bullshit. I don't agree that joking about a dolphin's extinction is a sign of morality or immorality. The fact that someone made a wisecrack about it here doesn't mean that he is immoral. Joking about something is morally neutral. Nobody and no thing is harmed by that joke being made about the dolphin's extinction.

      It's just a smokescreen to deflect guilt. Making others feel guilty about cracking a joke is just a way to feel less bad about our own roles in the extinction of a species. "No Single Drop Believes it is Responsible for the Flood". We're all to blame for this, and it shows what fucking rotten stewards of this planet we have been.

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    13. Re:Overloards by mingot · · Score: 1

      There is nothing particularly sad about the extinction of a species, really. It's been going on for billions of years and it will continue well after we, ourselves, are extinct.

    14. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ahh, so respecting your mother, a single solitary person, is more important than respecting an entire species?

      Good to know what kind of morality we're working with here.

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    15. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Yes, and we must have a lot of guilt if our typical first response is to make jokes about it.

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    16. Re:Overloards by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      No, there isn't. Well, sad? Yes. Tragic? No.

      However, when it's your species that caused the extinction due to negligence, I'd suggest that it's at least worth a bit of naval gazing.

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    17. Re:Overloards by jcr · · Score: 1

      Well, having never navigated the Yangtze, nor even set foot in China, my conscience is clear on this one.

      -jcr

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    18. Re:Overloards by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      how many slashbots are there that can actually gaze at their navel without having to grab their belly at with both hands and yank?

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    19. Re:Overloards by ph0tik · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Alright, after reading this article and now the comments, I will have to change my preferences to send "Funny" to the bottom of the pile. I don't read Slashdot for half-assed recycled jokes like this or "you must be new here", I come for an intelligent discussion. If you want to karma whore, add something worthwhile to the conversation or shut the fuck up.

    20. Re:Overloards by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your overreaction is certainly amusing.

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    21. Re:Overloards by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      It's "worth a bit of naval gazing?" (Emphasis mine.)
      Well, since one reason these dolphins died out was Chinese shipping through their river...

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    22. Re:Overloards by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      I don't read Slashdot for half-assed recycled jokes like this or "you must be new here", I come for an intelligent discussion. You really must be new here. Half ass jokes and personal attacks have been a hallmark of Slashdot from the beginning.
    23. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When signing up for Slashdot I must have missed the section that said ph0tik decides what's appropriate for comments...

      Oh wait, no I didn't. Here's a hint, nobody cares what you read Slashdot for, and considering you didn't add anything worthwhile to the conversation, perhaps you should take your own advice and "shut the fuck up." You might also want to learn how the karma system works before you accuse someone of karma whoring.

    24. Re:Overloards by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, the first response here is ALWAYS making jokes.

      Are you new to this whole internet thing?

    25. Re:Overloards by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Ahh, so respecting your mother, a single solitary person, is more important than respecting an entire species?"

      Well, I won't opinate about the parent's poster assertion about some slashdotter's ethics, but I must say that regarding what he said about average IQ he must be plainly wrong if you understand such a simple assertion suuuuuuch upwards.

      Now, I'll explain for the youngsters listening:
      If you'd find rude a joke about your mother over your mother's grave *even* if she is only "a single solitary person" why don't you find the same -or worse, about an *entire* species' grave?

    26. Re:Overloards by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      I for one... yadda, yadda... overlords... yadda, yadda...

    27. Re:Overloards by deesine · · Score: 1
      Try pulling the stick out of your ass before you go judging others.

      But, isn't a stick up the ass a prerequisite for impromptu moral judgment of others?

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    28. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who keeps on modding this pompous ass up? Seriously, straw man arguments and morality judgments on /.?

    29. Re:Overloards by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      You saw it as a poorly timed joke - which by the way is stupud, it's a joke specifically _about_ this event, so it's perfectly timed.

      But I saw it as turning an overused meme into a tribute. Given that there's not a single comment that will be made on this article that will actually make a difference, I found that one to be one of the most worthwhile.

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    30. Re:Overloards by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      There is simply nothing amusing about the extinction of a species [...]

      I dunno about you, but I cheered when smallpox was intentionally made extinct, and I'll cheer when the same is done to polio.

      But I do feel quite bad about the extinction of a mammal. I'm a speciesist and proud of it.

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    31. Re:Overloards by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      I find the extinction of the White Dolphin due to human negligence a highly sad and tragic event. I also found the overlord joke funny. At worst that only means I haven't been desensitised to /. running gags yet, despite the years.

    32. Re:Overloards by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Sorry, it was a vein attempt at a firstpost

      Aha.

      So, in other words, the correct (i.e. most accurate) way for GeckoX to show his righteous indignation about your "offensive" joke, would have been to say, "Too soon!" ;-)

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    33. Re:Overloards by nytes · · Score: 1
      Sorry, it was a vein attempt at a firstpost...
      Oh. Let the bloodletting continue, then.
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    34. Re:Overloards by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      how many slashbots are there that can actually gaze at their navel without having to grab their belly at with both hands and yank?

      I guarantee there are more of those than slashbots who have to pull someone *else's* belly off of their own to do a bit of navel-gazing.

    35. Re:Overloards by netDopey · · Score: 1

      Damn Mice!

    36. Re:Overloards by ph0tik · · Score: 1

      Nice try AC but it's been obvious since day one jokes about overlords would result in a gain.

    37. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't get it... Funny mods don't increase your karma. In fact, posting funny comments will usually result in a decrease in karma since even if you get +5 funny you'll often get a couple negative mods in the process.

    38. Re:Overloards by strikethree · · Score: 1

      "Try pulling the stick out of your ass before you go judging others."

      Hey! Have you ever had a stick in your ass before? Don't knock it until you try it.

      strike

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    39. Re:Overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suggested rephrasing:

      Try pulling the stick out of your ass before climbing on your high horse.

    40. Re:Overloards by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      because a random species in China(that I had already written off as having no chance under the lack of care for the environment in that country) falls so far below my mother in importance that I find it obscene to even attempt to compare the two

      but that is just me.

    41. Re:Overloards by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      But presumably you've got things in your house made in China. There are three things you can do. You can speak, you can vote, and you can decide who you buy from.

      Did you do any of these things to help the Dolphin? I sure as fuck didn't, and I bet you didn't either. That makes us as responsible as everybody else, because we did nothing when we could have.

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    42. Re:Overloards by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      Okay, someone's missing the point here. First off, given the subject, it may have been a bit disrespectful for my original comment to make ANY joke at all, but the joke DID express sympathy for the event of an extinction. I just rolled it up into a /. standard because I wanted something slightly more interesting than "First Post". Doesn't the supposition that the white dolphins are advanced enough to possibly have become our overlords show at least a bit of reverence? As for a joke over your mother's grave, you might not find it funny because she was your mother, but others (humans of the same species) walking by would probably laugh. Likewise, I think it's not unreasonable that we feel a bit of detachment from the tragic event of an extinction since it's another species on the far side of the world (I'm assuming many of us are from North America). Furthermore, a species is very different than an individual. There are individuals of probably every species that die all the time, far too many to morn. The tragedy of an extinction, especially an intelligent mammal with similarities to ourselves, is less tragic than it is scary, since begs the question about the potential future consequences of human activity on the environment and our own species. As for the intelligence of the /. reader, I'd have to vote that it's lacking. Every time I post something serious, I'm lucky to get one or two replies. When I post a stupid joke, the thread is huge.

  4. Thanks for all the fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope the earth doesn't get destroyed tomorrow to build an intergalactic highway.

    1. Re:Thanks for all the fish by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Then you'd better get a move on to the planning office in Alpha Centauri where the plans are on display.*

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  5. I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

    Well done, humans...

    Did they say 'So long, and thanks for all the fish'?

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    1. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't kid yourself. If a white dolphin ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

    2. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Human action, alas, has little to do with natural selection.
      Were it not for that fact, you would be right.

      Oh, wait... you wouldn't be right even then.
      Without competition, there is less need for adaption; freeing up resources (I can hardly imagine what kind, really) has nothing to do with someone "fit" becoming "fitter".
      "Fitness" you speak of is so arbitrary and dependent on a plethora of outside factors that what can be considered "fit" today may well become "completely unfit" tomorrow. Or today, but in a different climate.

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    3. Re:I can only say... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Natural selection can be a harsh mistress and if you can't keep up you shouldn't be suprised when something kills every last one of you.

      Cause we all know how cruel those natural fishing nets and shipping barges are...

    4. Re:I can only say... by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit.

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    5. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      20 Million Years.

      Repeat after me: Twenty Million Years

      Yeah, they just happened to have been naturally selected for extinction now, nevermind that we KNOW exactly what the cause of their decline has been, and that we KNOW it is because of OUR artificial impact on their natural environment.

      You couldn't have picked a worse place or time to pull that steaming pile of shit out.

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    6. Re:I can only say... by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      Right.. So if we nuke the entire planet and render every living species extinct then we're really just helping natural selection play its course?

      Give me a break. This species killed off by overfishing and overuse of the river by motor boats. If similar extinctions happen among the many other threatened species due to human overpopulation and lack of ecological responsibility than the world will be a lot less amazing a place and the "oh it's just natural selection" argument will seem pretty flat.

    7. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, they should've evolved some mutant powers to cut through those fishing nets.
      Lasers, probably.

      Or maybe it's a proof of the intelligent design... they'd survived for 20 million years only to get killed by fishing nets.
      Some god or other probably intended that; we can never see the Grand Plan ourselves anyway. Mysterious Ways of God's(TM) or something.

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    8. Re:I can only say... by DesireCampbell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Human action, alas, has little to do with natural selection.
      Huh? Humans are animals. Animals killing off other animals is the quintessential example of natural selection.

      Furthermore, natural selection doesn't care about what's "natural" or not. Bears, fishing boats, or meteors - it's all just 'death'.
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    9. Re:I can only say... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it counts as natural selection if it happens over the period of a few generations.
      Their habitat was drastically changed, and they couldn't keep up with that. What happened to their habitat could hardly be considered natural. They were unable to adapt to this. It doesn't mean they were unfit, just unfit for such a different environment. Now, we lose another species. It doesn't make the rest of us fitter. In fact, I would think it's just the opposite. We won't be able to study the white dolphin, and maybe learn things from it. Maybe we could have figured out how it's sonar worked, and then adapted that for our own use...who knows

    10. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we humans are on the top of a very delicate ecosystem pyramid.

      If we destroy the ecosystem, we destroy ourselves.

      The issue is that our destruction of the environment may lead to us getting "Darwin'ed" as "the stupid species that sawed off the environmental branch it sat on".

    11. Re:I can only say... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes very correct. But in the grand scheme of things, we're more likely to be classified as a 'parasite' on the planet since 'modern' civilizations haven't been able to live in harmony with the environment we occupy.

      *Successful* parasites don't kill the host...we on the other hand are doing are best to kill the earth, our 'host'.


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    12. Re:I can only say... by MECC · · Score: 1

      believe Darwin and realize that in order for Darwin to be right, stuff that isn't as well adapted has to die.

      Alas, those factors that they failed to adapt to are things that humans are also not adapted to, and likely never will. It may best suit us to see them as the canary in the mineshaft.

      but unless those organisms learn to fight back it is curtains for them and more for us.

      What was it, again, they failed to fight back against? Good thing for us anyway, since those pesky dolphins were depleting our fish supply. Oh wait, that's us depleting our fish supply.

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    13. Re:I can only say... by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Troll

      So the earth is alive, now? Maia or Gaia or whatever the hell?

      More hippie bullshit. Let's stick to science.

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    14. Re:I can only say... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The more sensitive among us might think this is a bad thing but it frees up resources for the fittest to become even fitter.

      What makes you think that we homo sapiens fall into the "fittest" category in this case?

      What makes you think we've got a better shot at making "the cut" than trees, grass, rats, corn, ants, plankton, robins, mushrooms, or (the perennial favorite) cockroaches?

      If your answer is "because we're intelligent", ask yourself why the dolphins died out before the insects in this particular area. For as awesome as we are, we're not nearly as well-equipped to battle extinction by environment change as we'd like to think.

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    15. Re:I can only say... by mungtor · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's frankly ridiculous.

      Humans are part of the environment for better or worse. We are something that animals have to adapt to. Animals that can't adapt will become extinct until we create an environment that we ourselves can't adapt to. And then the cockroaches will take over and the smartest cockroaches will start to rebuild civilization in their own way.

      Your attitude shows that although you think you're an environmentalist you have lost sight of the fact that humans are nothing more than the most highly adapted _animals_ on the planet right now. Still animals. Life was here before humans, and it's virtually certain that it will still be here after we're gone.

    16. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Humans themselves are a part of natural selection.

      Human-produced technology is natural only insofar it is made from materials found in nature, which were then through human action refined, modified, transformed or whatever.

      Doesn't sound all too natural to me.

      Besides, the dichotomy isn't false.
      Man lives as far apart from nature as he possibly can. It's a mark of civilisation.
      Nature is used and abused, but not lived in.
      Other species are viewed either as food or as pests, with only a handful of pets (which are also viewed as food in some parts of the world). Whatever the view, we kill them; I can't think of any other species with the same behaviour.

      So the dichotomy isn't false. It should be false, but it is true because man made it so.

      Just like man made the computer you're sitting in front of.

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    17. Re:I can only say... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I think we stopped being "natural" a long time ago, at least since the industrial revolution. If not then, then maybe a little later, when we started using artificial parts to extend lifespan. Yep, we're still animals, but that gulf btween nature and us is increasing. Whether that's a good thing or not, I couldn't say.

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    18. Re:I can only say... by Harin_Teb · · Score: 1

      My only problem with this claim is the "artificial impact" part.

      The whole idea that we are somehow "apart from nature" and anything we do that effects it is bad is contra-evolutionary. Shouldn't we by definition as a product of nature be part of nature, and therefore any impact we have on nature be a part of nature also?

      Don't get me wrong I'm not syaing we should go all crazy and suck up the atmosphere with a giant robot maid or anything, but still if we did it wouldn't be "artificial."

      I just can't see how people can claim that we are just a part of nature and at the same time claim that the affect we have on nature is artificial...

    19. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Oh, I do not consider myself an environmentalist in the least.

      I just don't like this kind of fatalistic attitude.

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    20. Re:I can only say... by Thraxen · · Score: 1

      No, it's not 'hippie bullshit', you just failed to see the accurate analogy.

    21. Re:I can only say... by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Tornados, floods, deer ticks with lyme disease, falling rocks, little globulous things you can't even see, all of it trying its damndest to kill you every day you exist.

      And yet the only species in the entire world that gives a damn about preserving other species is human beings.

    22. Re:I can only say... by tilde_e · · Score: 1

      Shows what you know about hippies. I can't think of something more hippie-esque than to support "animal liberation" and destroy the idea of the dichotomy between humans and animals. The destruction of this dichotomy is necessary to promote empathy.

    23. Re:I can only say... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      So if I hit you with a rock and kill you, can I claim that this is just natural selection at work? Can I? Can I? Please??

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    24. Re:I can only say... by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, so it's natural selection.

      The problem is this: We can pick our actions. We cannot pick their consequences.

      Anyone who thinks humans can't have an impact on the environment have their heads so far up their butts that the lump in their throat is their nose.

      Our actions or lack of actions do have consequences, and we do have to live with those consequences.

      I have no idea what the consequence of this species being lost will be, but I guarantee there will be consequences, and doubt very highly that they will be positive and produce a net gain in the world.

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    25. Re:I can only say... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      My answer goes beyond "because we are intelligent"
      I think it has more to do with the face that we have learned to use tools. The dolphins did not.
      When we see a problem, we can try and connect it through tools, whereas the dolphin would have to rely on evolution, which doesn't happen nearly as fast

    26. Re:I can only say... by MightyMait · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, if you read the news, you're fully aware that a lot of "science" is later revealed to be bullshit.

      I wouldn't be so smug if I were you.

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    27. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't stand being around hippies long enough to hear their views. A shower every now and again does wonders.

    28. Re:I can only say... by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when I shoot you first, don't be too surprised.

    29. Re:I can only say... by greg_barton · · Score: 1
      ...or you can believe Darwin and realize that in order for Darwin to be right, stuff that isn't as well adapted has to die.

      Or you can realize that, if we continue on our present course, we'll "adapt" our environment so much that we'll all die.

      Evolution isn't just fueled by death. Yes, death plays an important role, but it's not the main force. Evolution actually IS fueled by rainbows and kitty purrs. What motivates parents to care for their young? What motivates individuals in a population to mate in the first place? Metaphorically...rainbows and kitty purrs.
    30. Re:I can only say... by MysticOne · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like natural selection. While the tools of humanity aren't necessarily provided by nature, they're one of the ways we've been able to adapt to the environment around us. If you replaced "human" with the name of an animal, "overfishing" with a term that means eating too much, wouldn't we more than likely arrive at the same conclusion? If a new species of fish had a massive population explosion and ate all the food on which the white dolphins fed, starving them to extinction, what would be different?

      I'm all for conservation and trying to preserve all the different forms of life we have on this planet. However, when one of them does die, it's not unnatural. It's just what happens. It's sad if you want it to be sad, but everything dies at some point. If humanity kills off all our food sources, destroys ecosystems, etc., guess what? If we can't adapt, we'll go bye-bye too.

    31. Re:I can only say... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      If ALL selection were natural selection, there wouldn't be any point in coining the term 'natural selection' instead you would use the word 'selection'.

      But back to your main point. Yes humans are part of nature. But humans have developed technologies that can render entire habitats dead or radically changed in a matter of years, months, weeks or minutes. To that extent we are unique and it is therefore USEFUL to distinguish between 'normal' natural selection and human mediated natural selection.

      Apart from natural catastrophes, the former operates over timescales that allow for genotypic/phenotypic adaptation. There tends to be a change in, rather than a reduction in biodiversity.

      By contrast human mediated 'natural selection' tends to occur in such a way as to emulate natural catastrophe after catastrophe after catastrophe. No chance to adapt, just a fairly swift extinction event and a loss of biodiversity.

      I know it is a nice trite, simplistic thing to say: "humans are natural, therefore we are part of natural selection". But to pretend there is no dichotomy been man and nature is frankly so much ideological bullshit.

    32. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Tell me, how the FUCK would transport ships 'evolve' over a matter of a couple hundred years? It is NOT the same thing, it is not even remotely comparable.

      Heck, a massive meteor could have landed in that river and wiped out this species at any time over the past 20 million years. Even THAT wouldn't be the same as how we've caused this species to go extinct. The meteor simply can not know what impact it is about to have, and much less, do anything about it.

      We damned well can.

      You like your iPod? Your car? Your toys and games? Yes, all very very natural and expected. Heck, I'm sure I saw a squirrel the other day working out the internal combustion engine.

      There is a difference here, and for all of our sakes, anyone with this particular fatalist view really ought to do their best to realize this.

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    33. Re:I can only say... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit.

      Similarly, as humans are natural, and plastic is created by applying various (perfectly natural) physical and chemical processes to (perfectly natural) petrochemicals, one can reasonably call plastics "natural", as well.

      It makes one wonder why we even bother having the word "artificial" in the first place.

      (hippies are even more out of vogue than pinko commies and anarchists; we're on terrorists and illegal immigrants, now. You should really update your playbook.)

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    34. Re:I can only say... by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference between man and the "natural world" is poetic, not scientific. It is a romantic view, and it is irrational. We view nature as everything other than what we have created. Whenever we talk about nature, it is usually associated with the good and man is associated with the bad. However, when speaking of a scientific phenomenon such as natural selection it is stupid to separate man and nature. We are part of the ecosystem just like every other animal. The "destruction of nature" IMO is only dangerous as far as it affects us. The world is a cruel and harsh place, with or without humans. Extinction happens. Life on Earth was here long before we emerged, and it will be here long after we are gone.

    35. Re:I can only say... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The earth is 'alive' at least in comparison to say...Mars.

      Feel free to go live there...


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    36. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Fuck you and everyone else who thinks like you. There is nothing artificial about human action. We are not separate from the ecosystem. Our use of machines, etc, is absolutely natural. We are animals, and like many other animals, we build natural things out of natural components.

      Is a gopher burrow unnatural? Is an ant hill unnatural? Is an otter cracking shellfish with a rock unnatural?

      No, and neither are human tools. They are fundamentally no different, they are a natural result of a natural organism using natural resources with ingenuity from their natural brain.

      We are a part of this ecosystem, and our actions in it as natural as any other part of the ecosystem, we just happen to be smarter and MUCH better at competeing than most other organisms. We follow the same patterns as many other organisms, we have formed symbiotic relationships with many plants, animals, and fungi. Our symbiotic relationship with penicillin has been a HUGE boost to our ability to compete, our symbiosis with dogs, cats, and grass, is probably not terribly useful to us, but helps those species while aiding our mental health.

      We are fundamentally natural, and so are all of our byproducts.

    37. Re:I can only say... by David_Shultz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      oh yea, and what's natural is good right? Like rape and murder? Thanks dr.Morality, you have staightened me right out!

    38. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Survival of the fittest FTW!

    39. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "you speak of is so arbitrary and dependent on a plethora of outside factors that what can be considered "fit" today may well become "completely unfit" tomorrow. Or today, but in a different climate."

      Fitness is defined, identically, as survival. Them what survives are fit. Them what are fit survive. Nothing arbitrary about it.

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    40. Re:I can only say... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      About 70% of biologists figure that we are in the middle of an extinction event right now. Whether it was started by humans at the end of the ice age by hunting and depletion of fauna, or some natural cause, is up for debate. But whatever the cause, geologically speaking, we are in the midst of a mass extinction right now.

      Luckily for Earth, mass extinctions are often followed up by increased biodiversity. As you say, the organisms that adapt are the ones that survive. Not so lucky for us if we don't adapt.

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    41. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You can try. Better bring some friends.

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    42. Re:I can only say... by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's stick to science when we're talking about scientific matters. As for this issue, let's stick to morality, since this is a moral issue. The science of natural selection pulls no weight here, regardless of whether the death of this species can be understood as a type of natural selection. BTW I should point out that if we accept your argument about natural selection (wherein everything humans do is considered natural since we are part of nature,) then the holocaust would be justified as a type of natural selection.

    43. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Holy fuck are you a complete moron.

      Yep, more proof that despite the best efforts of part of the human race, we WILL be the end of ourselves...Personally I just hope we off ourselves before we take everything else on this planet along with us.

      Come on by and I'll personally show you some 'natural selection', if you know what I mean.

      Glad to see you are proud about and desire to use responsibly your (unwarranted) sentience. Fucking waste of gray matter that one.

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    44. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tell me, how the FUCK would transport ships 'evolve' over a matter of a couple hundred years? It is NOT the same thing, it is not even remotely comparable.


      So, your basic problem is with intelligence.
    45. Re:I can only say... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Nuking the planet will not render every living species extinct. Insects would probably survive and thrive.

      Overfishing and death by motor boat aren't any less valid of threats. Many species may become smaller to be less appealing to humans as food. A smaller species may be less likely to be torn to shreds by a propeller. In my native area, fish in our lakes have drastically reduced in size over the years. Small fish are "thrown back" and continue to reproduce, while large fish are captured and eaten.

      People seem to think that "natural selection" needs to result from some sort of natural process, when it's just a type of order arising out of a given system. The fact that we are a so-called "artificial" threat to a species doesn't negate the concept.

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    46. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Doesn't sound all too natural to me."

      Why not? I suppose if you define "natural" as "that which is not the product of sentient action", then it's not "natural". I don't understand the value of that distinction.

      If you define "natural" as "the result of organisms interacting in a biosphere", then there's nothing that isn't natural.

      I guess I don't understand what the value of being "natural" is. I have the same issue with the word "organic". Maybe it's my blind spot.

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    47. Re:I can only say... by vertinox · · Score: 4, Funny

      20 Million Years.

      Well that was plenty of enough time to evolve into something that can develop an industrial civilization and subjugate all other sentient beings.

      If they didn't want to go extinct they could have spent all that time developing their own space program and left.

      Or nuclear weapons depending if they were not in a "good mood" kind of species.

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    48. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "It doesn't mean they were unfit, just unfit for such a different environment. "

      That's what "fitness" is. Adapt or die.

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    49. Re:I can only say... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      *Successful* parasites don't kill the host...we on the other hand are doing are best to kill the earth, our 'host'.

      That is BS. Influenza virus is one of the most successful "parasites" out there. And it kills whole host of humans.

    50. Re:I can only say... by ThisNukes4u · · Score: 1

      Uh, not that I agree or disagree with the grandparent, but the holocaust was a targeted, conscious effort to kill, which it could be argued that extinctions due to pollution or destruction of habitat is not a concerted effort, just a "natural" byproduct.

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    51. Re:I can only say... by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If ALL selection were natural selection, there wouldn't be any point in coining the term 'natural selection' instead you would use the word 'selection'.

      Well, the "natural" part of "natural selection" is supposed to mean that it isn't purposefully chosen. It's meant to run parallel but contrast with the breeding of animals for specific purposes.

    52. Re:I can only say... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      The problem is evolution can't keep up with our ability to trash the planet. If the changes to the river had happened over many generations, then they may have been able to adapt. When the changes happen over only a couple of generations, the species doesn't have time to react.

    53. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that train of thought that would mean that creating something artificial would not be possible cause it's created by Humans and they are natural. I hate hippies as much as the next guy, but what you have a problem with is called English.

    54. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      I never said we are justified in making other animals extinct dillweed, I just said it was completely natural. Learn to actually have some critical reading skills.

      Just because something is natural doesn't make it good. That is something you moronic hippies with your "organic" food need to learn.

      Yes we need to be responsible with how we treat the environment, but our actions are full natural.

    55. Re:I can only say... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      NO it's more like negligent homocide. We kill due to our neglect and quest for money.

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    56. Re:I can only say... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      The more sensitive among us might think this is a bad thing but it frees up resources for the fittest to become even fitter. Free's up resources? Well in that case we should wipe out every species on the planet except for outselves. Then we'll have an entire planet or resources all to ourselves, sure those resources will be barren wasteland but they'll be all ours!

      The strength of an ecosystem is proportional to its diversity. When you eliminate a species from an ecosystem you're not only harming that species but every other species that evolved alongside it and depends on its presence for its own adaptions to help.

      Yes I still consider extinction due to human interference to still be "natural selection" of a sort. But its different from the normal kind in two critical ways. First humans driving species to extinction happens WAAAY faster than normal extinction. Normally a species role is slowly marginalized until it finally vanishes, the slow speed allows the surrounding ecosystem to compensate. But with human driven extinction multiple species are wiped out in just a few generations. This leaves a significantly bigger hole in the ecosystem. Secondly, we actually have a lot of control over human driven natural selection, thus if we see our actions harming our ecosystem (an ecosystem we are part of!) the correct response isn't to go "ahh well, I guess that's Darwin" it's to protect those species because we are actually harming ourselves in the process!!

      Darwin isn't some guarantee that we'll end up with a healthy ecosystem, it's a description of how species evolve. But we're changing the environment so quickly that a lot of animals (particularly the larger ones) simply don't reproduce fast enough to keep up (including ourselves). Personally I would like to leave my grandchildren the world that millions of years of evolution designed for them. If you think that I'm exaggerating here consider the massive portions or our population with respiratory illnesses such as asthma, you may consider this natural selection though top endurance athletes have a much higher incidence of asthma than the general public (maybe there are some valuable genes that might get thrown out with asthma), or you could consider the fact of sunburn (and skin cancer), doesn't it seem bizarre that we've changed the planet enough so that we can't go outside in the sun for a few hours without harming ourselves?!?
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    57. Re:I can only say... by MagnaDoodle666 · · Score: 1

      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit. So if man and nature are the same thing, does it make species extinction genocide?
    58. Re:I can only say... by El_Smack · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, they just happened to have been naturally selected for extinction now, nevermind that we KNOW exactly what the cause of their decline has been, and that we KNOW it is because of OUR artificial impact on their natural environment."

      Artificial? Nature selected Home Sapiens to have bigger brains, opposable thumbs and the ability to use tools and develop language. If we screw up the environment for other species, that's no more "artificial" than a fast predator decimating the slow herbivore population. It would be a shame if we did mess up the whole planet for mammals, fish and birds, but the insects who rise to intelligence after that won't complain.

      Really, your attitude kind of makes it sound like you believe some powerfull being or force created our planet, then put Homo Sapiens here and charged him with keeping the place nice.

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    59. Re:I can only say... by syphax · · Score: 1

      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit. Seems to me that "natural" is an antonym for "synthetic." Synthetic means, depending on where you look, something like "Human-made compounds or not of natural origin."

      So while humans may be natural (even though we are technically human-made), I would argue that things like boats and PCBs and trawling nets are not natural. Put another way, we became qualitatively different than other life forms around the time we started farming (at the earliest) or building factories (at the latest). Sure, life forms collectively have had a huge, "natural" impact on our planet (oxygen, soil, etc.), but can you name another *single* species that has come within several orders of magnitude of the impact that humans have? Even in the past 100 years? Is there any other single species whose impact is evident from orbit? Who has accelerated the rate of species extinction by a few orders of magnitude?

      I'm not here to argue about the relative merits of this, other than to say that I summarily reject the "shit happens" argument toward extinction. With that attitude, you can pretty much say goodbye, on some timescale, to all non-domesticated mammals, birds, and most fish, because we are very good at eating them and corrupting their "natural" habitat. That leaves us with plants, insects, microbes, maybe fungus, and some other goo. At least we'll still have "Animal Planet."
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    60. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess we'll just have to settle for rape-murdering your mother.

    61. Re:I can only say... by jotok · · Score: 1

      That is BS. Influenza virus is one of the most successful "parasites" out there. And it kills whole host of humans.

      Compare it to, say, Ebola, which kills its host in no time flat. Not a very "successful" organism but a talented killing machine.
      I would deem humanity less than successful if we go out choking on our own waste products.

      I guess technically we would go out like rock stars if that were the case.

    62. Re:I can only say... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      So I suppose it would be somewhat ironic to point out the article right below this one on the front page entitled New Zealand's First Land Mammal Discovered?

      Bob Beale writes to clue us to big news from New Zealand. The country has long been thought to have been devoid of land mammals until recent times. No mammal fossils had ever been found there; but now one has. From the article: "Small but remarkable fossils found in New Zealand will prompt a major rewrite of prehistory textbooks, showing for the first time that the so-called 'land of birds' was once home to mammals as well. The tiny fossilized bones -- part of a jaw and hip -- belonged to a unique, mouse-sized land animal unlike any other mammal known... The fact that even one land mammal had lived there, at least 16 million years ago, has put paid to the theory that New Zealand's rich bird fauna had evolved there because they had no competition from land mammals."

    63. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like you just have a problem with hippies. In some poetry, civilisation is good and nature is bad (take Baudelaire.) Taking a side certainly isn't scientific. But saying there is no distinctinction is not very scientific either. Do you think the word natural got into "natural selection" by coincindence? It didn't... it's ment to distinguish between how humans select individuals with the characteristics they like to obtain animals better suited to their purposes. Whereas natural selection selects the individuals that are most adapted to their environment, for their own sake. If you can't see a distinction, I assure you it is your artistic side or your desire to see man as good and not your scientific side which creates a blind spot.

    64. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, if we used our brains correctly, we would be more symbiotic.
      Anyway parasites are animals, too.

    65. Re:I can only say... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      but it *doesn't* kill the vast majority of it's victims. by definition that's success. As another poster pointed out, Ebola kills so fast it can't spread much, making it less 'successful' in propagating itself.

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    66. Re:I can only say... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      You're right of course. Except that, following the original poster's logic, the purposeful choice is completely natural since humanities selective proclivities are merely part of nature.

      You can probably tell that I'm irked by his/her line of reasoning.

    67. Re:I can only say... by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't help. The hippie gene is endemic in the human population. You could send a colony to mars, but within a few generations inevitably somebody will give birth to a child who has two copies of the recessive hippie gene. At that time the first fuel-inefficient VW buses will start production and it'll be all downhill from there. Until we come up with a treatment plan for hippiism, we're stuck with it.

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    68. Re:I can only say... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      We kill because we are doing what we're wired up to do. We are satisfying our needs and inherent desires as a species. Just like lions have probably wiped out several species due to their desire to eat and to be dominant. It's all part of a natural process, and it's not necessarily evil.

      The only difference is that we're the first species able to understand all this, and the first species that needs to exhibit self-control because we actually have the ability to really screw things up globally. We should save every species we can, but to have only lost one with all that's changed in the past 50 years is actually a credit to us.

    69. Re:I can only say... by cockroach2 · · Score: 1

      Yup, already taking over, I am. :)

    70. Re:I can only say... by cockroach2 · · Score: 1
      evermind that we KNOW exactly what the cause of their decline has been

      Yup, the Chinese. Never trusted them...
    71. Re:I can only say... by Froboz23 · · Score: 1

      How's this for a little poetic justice:

      The last species humanity will be credited with driving to extinction is itself.

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    72. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The holocaust was just a failed attempt, do gain control about natural selection.
      It failed for two reasons:
      1. The individuals choosen to get killed were not representing a special genetic variant. Most of them just beleived something different then the mighty ones of that time.
      2. In the end those people, trying to take control lost it, and most got "naturally selected", too.

    73. Re:I can only say... by BytePusher · · Score: 1

      When did poetry and, I add, philosophy become irrational? Not all rational humans are atheistic and amoral. Simply because science isn't able to understand a clear distinction between humankind and the rest of nature does not mean it's nonexistent in reality, just perhaps physically undefinable. Man seems to be within nature and yet somehow outside of nature as well. His intellect has enabled him to do things which he himself recognizes as "unnatural." Those things span all realm of thought and action, from writing poetry, modifying genetics to building skyscrapers and airplanes. Men for one reason or another do not tend to accept the idea that they are merely an interesting chemical phenomenon, but that they are that(physical, chemical) plus something else. It is clear that both by his ability to reflect upon himself and reject degrading himself within his mind to meaninglessness, that he has set himself apart from nature. This is not irrational, but it is perhaps unexplainable.

    74. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      That ignores the definition of parasite.

      Influenza is not a parasite.
      Neither is ebola.

      They are viruses.

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    75. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nature is what it is - it is not possible to be outside of it. More correct might be to say "nature as it would exist in the absence of human beings." "humanities selective proclivities" ARE merely part of nature, in the strict sense.

      Nature doesn't "care" about anything in any sense - the only rule of the game is survival. The best surviver survives, and if the conditions change its adapt or die. Very simple.

      Human adapted well, and we run the show now. If something evolves to take us out, then it is a more effective survivor than we are. Etc. etc. etc. Diversity is not valued in nature except in that it helps promote survival.

      Our emotions have nothing to do with nature as a system. It is what it is, period. No feelings, just existance and survival. Anything else is viewing it in a false light.

      What we DO want to ask is can we make better use of the diversity in nature to educate and help ourselves, or perhaps avoid shooting our environment in its metaphorical foot. Sentimental attachment to nature for its own sake completely misses the point of nature, which is first, last and only survival. If we like something we can try to preserve it, but then it is no longer a survivor except by our whim, which is not safe.

      Caution is appropriate in situations where the consequences are severe and difficult to reverse, but that is still rational self interest on the part of human beings. Since short term survival trumps everything, nature-apart-from-man is doomed (indeed its probably already gone except maybe in the deep oceans.)

    76. Re:I can only say... by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      Uh, not that I agree or disagree with the grandparent, but the holocaust was a targeted, conscious effort to kill, which it could be argued that extinctions due to pollution or destruction of habitat is not a concerted effort, just a "natural" byproduct.

      you make a good point. I would like to respond in two ways. First, my post was intended to show that just because something is part of the process of natural selection does not mean that it is jsutified. You seem to agree with me insofar as you invoke motivations as a necessary consideration for the morality of an action. And so, if I understand you correctly, we both agree that the poster I was responding to was incorrect.

      Secondly, you argue that the holocaust should not be considered natural selection because it was not a natural by-product but rather a targetted and conscious effort to kill, whereas with the dolphins they died as a natural by-product. I would have to disagree with you, for multiple reasons. First, as per the intent of the poster I was responsding to, we are considering all actions that humans do as part of nature. Hence, genocide is natural -whether or not it is targetted and conscious-, by the definitions we are proceeding on. Second, if conscious and targetted effort to kill is a requirement of natural behavior, then does it not follow that hunting behavior, such as in a lion, is not natural? I suppose you might argue that in a lion it is different, because its urge to kill is driven by its need for sustainance. However, the nazi's urge to kill was not in itself driven by a desire to kill, but was rather a by-product (a "solution") to their goal of getting rid of Jews.

      I would like to return to my central point: natural selection is not the arbiter of morality. This is what I took issue with in the post I was responding to. You seem to agree with me. I hope the discussion of nazism didn't take us too far off point, but the fact that your response invoked motivations idnicates that you seem to agree with me. Unfortunately, you might want to argue that if you don't intend to kill, then you are justified. We can then change our example from the holocaust to say, AIDS, malaria, hurricane Katrina, or homeless dying of cold. I don't think you can stand on firm moral ground while claiming that we are morally justified in letting all of these people die, simply because no one specifically is trying to kill them. This is tantamount to saying that you are morally justified in letting a blind man walk off a cliff, because hey, you didn't try to kill him. Clearly the moral thing to do is to warn him. To extend this to other cases, we are morally obligated to take action against the many groups in nature -and in human society- which are, so to speak, walking towards the edge (or more accurately, being pushed towards the edge as a "by-product" of our collective greed.)

    77. Re:I can only say... by coldsleep · · Score: 1

      When I grow up, I want to go to Lipotidaen University! Interestingly, Wikipedia recognizes that there's a current event going on with the Chinese River Dolphin, but doesn't actually have anything on the Current Events page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Current_events.

    78. Re:I can only say... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "We kill because we are doing what we're wired up to do. We are satisfying our needs and inherent desires as a species. Just like lions have probably wiped out several species due to their desire to eat and to be dominant. It's all part of a natural process, and it's not necessarily evil."

      Only if you belive that there is no difference between you and a spider. Many people believe that there is a differnce between a human and a spider and that since we have intelligence, language, and a moral sense we should not be continually acting according to our basest instincts.

      Oddly enough we as humans have chosen to make many acts of "animal behavior" illegal such as murder, rape, burglary, etc. I suppose you are against those things. I am sure you would like to have all the rape laws revoked because it's just satisfying our needs and inherent desires as a species to rape any woman or girl we see.

      "We should save every species we can, but to have only lost one with all that's changed in the past 50 years is actually a credit to us."

      Not really. Fifty years is not a long time. Oh and although many species are not extinct thousands have been reduced to having populations that less then a thousand or are confined to just a few square miles.

      But hey don't let any actual facts stop feeling good about yourself. Take credit that you were able to stop the complete decimation of a species and be happy that the remaining 50 live someplace in a controlled enviroment.

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    79. Re:I can only say... by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      I don't think you are on the same page as the previous poster -from my reading it seemed as though he agreed with you. Correct me if I'm mistaken.

    80. Re:I can only say... by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Isn't that like commiting suicide to get attention ?

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    81. Re:I can only say... by LooseIsNotLose · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So wait, you think we've only lost one species in the last 50 years?

      Modern Extinctions

      This is certainly not a complete list, but there are plenty of species listed as going extinct after 1956.

    82. Re:I can only say... by QMO · · Score: 1
      The problem is evolution can't keep up with our ability...
      Tell it to the bacteria, insects, etc. that we've TRIED to extinctify.

      I would say your assertion has been proven right for some species, though.
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    83. Re:I can only say... by maddskillz · · Score: 1

      That still happens over thousands of generation. They just have a much shorter life span

    84. Re:I can only say... by vakuona · · Score: 1

      Just about the only way I can see humans finishing themselves off is through a nuclear war, where just about every nuclear device is detonated, or through a super virus that is airborne. We are way too geographically dispersed to vanish that easily without some keystone predator. It may be that those weirdo people who do not have social lives choosing to program from their nuclear bunkers (the uber geeks) who survive, but trust me, it will survive just about anything. Heck, humans can and do survive in the jungle with the lions and all. We can't starve ourselves to death. Some people may die, but in Darwinian terms, that is just another form of natural selection. The human population may drop drastically, but for the greater part of history, it has not been above 1 billion, or even 500 million. As long as human are alive and have unsurpassed intellect and moderate strength, they will remain. (Famous last words?)

    85. Re:I can only say... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      becasue we are amazingly adaptable. Mostly because we can think.

      Insects are adaptable because the can populate very fast, and adopt very fast.

      Dolphin are dead because they couldn't adapt to a change in their enviroment.

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    86. Re:I can only say... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      Neither is human.

    87. Re:I can only say... by chris+macura · · Score: 1
      Parasite—Biology. An organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host.

      How are influenza and ebola not parasites? Because they're not organisms since they're composed of a single prokaryotic cell (ie. they don't have organelles)? Come on. That's a ridiculous distinction. Ignoring whatever makes up a virus, they behave exactly like a parasite.

      Cheers./p

    88. Re:I can only say... by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 1

      So, by definition, humans are success. Since we are so good at propagating. It is not like we have wiped out every other species on earth.

    89. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Look, if you don't know what you are talking about, please excuse yourself from the conversation. A virii can be, and often are,

    90. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Look, if you don't know what you are talking about, please excuse yourself from the conversation.

      A virus can be, and often is, a parasite. Most viruses are biotrophic parasites, to be specific

    91. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So if we nuke the entire planet and render every living species extinct then we're really just helping natural selection play its course?

      natural selection play its course? You make it sound like there's some kind of script that natural selection is supposed to follow, and we kept "it" from following it's path. That's incorrect. Natural selection is the process based on existing conditions. Not conditions that shoulda coulda woulda been.
    92. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that we homo sapiens fall into the "fittest" category in this case?

      If we are not, we will eventually be extint too, Natural Selection is an impartial judge.

    93. Re:I can only say... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Clearly I believe there is a difference between a human and a spider, since I talked about a couple of those differences in my second paragraph. I think that the morals in this area become very complex, and blanket statements aren't likely to be correct. Preserving species is a good thing, but allowing ourselves (as the strongest species) to be dominant is a good thing too. We don't need to all go live in the forest and eat figs or whatever so that weaker species will be happy.

      I do think that we can do a better job of keeping more natural habitats in their original states, and in reducing our environmental footprint. We no longer need to advance in terms of ruling over areas of land - we've already won that battle. Instead our advancement as a species can be in our social and technical (and etc.) achievements.

      The most important step we need to take toward this goal is being able to purposely limit our own population. We need to reduce our rate of reproduction. This would help solve many major global issues, but it's such a difficult topic that many people don't even want to discuss it. The desire to have many offspring goes very deep, but it can be overcome as a part of our social evolution. I believe population reduction (through natural attrition over time) is the only way we will truly achieve a balance on earth. So long as we are 6 billion, 10 billion, or 15 billion, we're inevitably going to stomp on the planet's resources. With such numbers we can only try to limit and contain our impact, but we can't hope to reach a comfortable balance.

    94. Re:I can only say... by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny
      But in the grand scheme of things, we're more likely to be classified as a 'parasite' on the planet since 'modern' civilizations haven't been able to live in harmony with the environment we occupy.

      Agent Smith? Is that you?

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    95. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yes. So? Fitness is still fitness. Survival is still survival.

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    96. Re:I can only say... by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *Successful* parasites don't kill the host...we on the other hand are doing are best to kill the earth, our 'host'.

      I have yet to see a parasite anywhere that gives a rats ass about its host. For that matter, I've never seen any animal care about its effect on the environment. So, say what you will about man, but we are the only species on the planet that cares for other species (pets, PETA, conservation organizations and so on), recognizes its own impact on the environment and tries to do something about it (futile or not). So before you go "man-bashing", tell me of any other creature anywhere that would take a single step to save another species from extinction.

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    97. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that only living in the Yangtze river of all places is not an adaptive trait.

    98. Re:I can only say... by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      My wife and I have an ongoing argument about this.

      It usually breaks down to the question, are beagles a product of natural selection or artificial selection? I say humans are a part of nature therefore everything we do that affects the world we are in is a part of natural selection. But the definitions say otherwise, check out the wikis

      Artificial Selection: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_selection

      Essentially, in artificial selection, the fitness which is the amount of offsping an individual contributes to a population relative to other individuals in that same population of an organism is defined in part by its display of the traits being selected for by humans.

      Natural Selection: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Selection

      Natural selection is the process by which individual organisms with favorable traits are more likely to survive and reproduce than those with unfavorable traits.

      BTW I wouldnt say animals killing other animals is the "quintessential" example. I would say an animal's ability to survive a given climate is. Then again I am not a biologist and maybe you are.

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    99. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can try, but the 'most fit' argument will win.

    100. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      OK, since this discussion is occurring within the general population, and not confined to the scientific community, I think it's fair to fall back on terminology and definitions that most people understand.

      Your average person wouldn't assume influenza to be a parasite. Your average person would think of a tick or something else along those lines.

      In general, organisms that your average person would see as a parasite most certainly do follow the type of pattern suggested above, that is, that successful ones as a general rule do not kill their host.

      Further, even if we do stick to the scientific definition...MOST people survive influenza, and I feel safe in saying that if influenza were actually 100% fatal, it would be a very ineffectual 'parasite'...as is ebola. It's too good at killing to be a successful parasite. This is one reason why Influenza is rampant and ebola is not.

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    101. Re:I can only say... by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection.

      Absolutely. That doesn't mean we have to role over and die everytime a species is threatened. (Which is what the original poster seemed to imply). The natural world isn't some totally uncontrollable force. The extinction of this species proves that because it's a result of human change to the environment.

      This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit.
      Hippie? The split between man/nature goes back a LOT longer than the frickin hippies. Personally I've always blamed it on a Judeo-Christian view of the world. It's really more of a religious belief than anything else, since when you question anyone on it they look at you like you just said the moon is made of cheese. Yet they can't provide any evidence that there's a real seperation between man and nature, it's an unquestionable world view. It pisses me off because it leads them to so many false conclusions.

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    102. Re:I can only say... by izomiac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I figure that we could handle environmental changes far better than most species. First of all, we have considerable intelligence and tools that extend our "natural" adaptability. Second, how many other animals can thrive on 6 of the 7 continents (or all 7 if you let people use tools)? Third, we can eat a fairly varied diet, so our survival isn't dependent on any specific prey. Fourth, our population is enormous compared to the minimum number needed to sustain the species (i.e. not enter an extinction spiral/cascade). If 5 billion of us were to instantly just fall over dead, the human species still wouldn't be threatened with extinction. Of course, a significant climate change probably would kill a bunch of people, and make life kinda suck for the survivors, so it's in our best interest to prevent that from happening. Extinction is probably impossible for humans unless we do something really dumb, like ignite the atmosphere or create some super virus.

    103. Re:I can only say... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Yes, the original poster's line of reasoning is a bit overly-simplistic. While it's true that mankind is natural and unable to act contrary to nature, it's also true that we exert an extreme influence on our environment that would not be possible if not for a particular intellectual gift, which allows us greater diversity of choice than is available to any other living thing on our planet.

      On both sides of this argument, it seems to me that the distinction is, at worst, a failure to understand the concepts being spoken about, and at best, academic. You're correct to point out that if everything is "natural", then the word "nature" has no meaning. However, it's also true that we are not an alien force on this planet, nor do we really have the ability to act outside of what our own natures allow. Clearly each is using the word "nature" to mean something other than what each thinks the other means.

    104. Re:I can only say... by uhlume · · Score: 1

      So if I hold a gun to your head and pull the trigger, it's not murder, just your failure to adapt quickly enough to getting shot. Natural selection at work, right?

      Okay, okay, maybe not such a fair analogy. Here's a better one: I won't shoot you. Instead, I'm going to issue you a warning: in 50 years I will return to find your great grandchildren, and shoot them instead. There you go, your family now has three more generations -- roughly comparable to the timescale on which the dolphins would have had to adapt to their environmental changes -- for at least one of your descendants to adapt to the effects of shooting. If you can't hack that -- with forewarning, no less! -- maybe you and your progeny just weren't meant to be.

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    105. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature doesn't "care" about anything in any sense - the only rule of the game is survival. The best surviver survives...

      I agree that natural selection amounts to "that which dies dies and that which lives lives" - due to the fact that only living organisms can make copies of themselves.

      I disagree that the only rule of the game is survival. Strictly speaking the rules of the game are the laws of physics but, by "rules", you meant "criteria for determining who wins" and such criteria do not exist in an absolute sense.

      Our emotions have nothing to do with nature as a system.

      Our emotions have everything to do with wanting to survive. We define winning and success as surviving but that is simply because we have evolved an emotional desire to survive.

      In an absolute sense, surviving is no more "successful" than failing to survive. An organism that survives has not "won" over an organism that does not survive any more than an organism that does not survive has "won" over an organism that has survived.

      In the end, emotions are all that we have - our own emotions and the emotions of other sentient organisms. We can act on these emotions to survive or help other organisms survive - but there is no fundamental reason for survival. Survival is merely something sentient organisms have evolved an emotional desire for.

    106. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      The difference between man and the "natural world" is poetic, not scientific. It is a romantic view, and it is irrational.

      Yet again, I repeat: man is natural; technology is not.

      Then again, if everything man makes is also natural, including technology, fine. But then morality, poetry and romantic views are also natural.
      So where do we go from here?

      We are part of the ecosystem just like every other animal.

      We are not.

      Not like every other animal.

      Most of us are part of an ecosystem, if a city can be called one.

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    107. Re:I can only say... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Parasites ARE harmful to the host. Symbiotes are not.

    108. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      I suppose if you define "natural" as "that which is not the product of sentient action", then it's not "natural". I don't understand the value of that distinction.

      Then I guess you've never argued with ID "theoreticians".

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    109. Re:I can only say... by Froboz23 · · Score: 1
      We should save every species we can, but to have only lost one with all that's changed in the past 50 years is actually a credit to us.

      I think you misread the statistic. The quote from the article is:

      [The White Dolphin's] disappearance is believed to be the first time in a half-century, since hunting killed off the Caribbean monk seal, that a large aquatic mammal has been driven to extinction.

      They're only talking about "large aquatic mammals". According to Wikipedia's article on extinction:

      Prior to the dispersion of humans across the earth, extinction was a purely natural phenomenon that generally occurred at a continuous low rate (mass extinctions being relatively rare events). Starting approximately 100,000 years ago, and coinciding with an increase in the numbers and range of humans, species extinctions have increased to a rate unprecedented since the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. This is known as the Holocene extinction event and is at least the sixth such extinction event. Some experts have estimated that up to half of presently existing species may become extinct by 2100.

      That's many millions of species. A 50% extinction rate isn't anything to be proud of. If we take a more conservative estimate of only 25%, well, that's still wiping out a quarter of all known living things on the planet.

      Since this is both a prediction and a statistic, it is open to wide speculation. I suggest doing a Google on "rate of extiction", and jugde the sources of the statistics for yourselves. Here's another interesting search result:

      Scientists estimate there are 10 to 30 million plant and animal species on the planet, most of them unidentified. Each year as many as 50,000 species disappear. Most die off, Tilman says, because of human activity. "We take natural habitats convert them to agriculture, to suburbia, to roads, to monoculture forestry. We fish the oceans so heavily we literally have these trolling nets that scrape the bottom of the ocean clean," he says.
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    110. Re:I can only say... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Ok then... by your definition, it looks like there is not a single thing in this universe that is *not* natural. Haven't you therefore made the word completely meaningless?

    111. Re:I can only say... by EveLibertine · · Score: 1

      Survival of the fittest FTW!
      Only if they both kill each other.

    112. Re:I can only say... by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      And yet the only species in the entire world that gives a damn about preserving other species is human beings.

      We're the only species in the entire world that gives a damn about anything, since we're the only ones with high-enough brain power to give damns.

      How many predatory species wander into a herd of prey and just indiscriminately kill as many as possible, eat what they want, and leave the rest to rot? Preserving other species isn't even an issue for any other species. They take what they need, and once they have their kill, they leave the rest alone. It generally (maybe not always, but almost always) balances out to a stable population of predators and a stable population of prey.

      That's not how humans operate.

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    113. Re:I can only say... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Heh. They're not worth my time. : )

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    114. Re:I can only say... by Alef · · Score: 1
      Sentimental attachment to nature for its own sake completely misses the point of nature, which is first, last and only survival.

      I disagree. There is no point of nature at all, in that sense. Purpose is a human concept; an emotion if you like. We might equally well stipulate that diversity is the point of nature. Even if the mechanism that has created the diversity can be described, at least partially, as a struggle for survival, the survival in itself doesn't have to be viewed as the goal.

      In a sense, one could claim that whatever we choose to do as the dominant species is the goal, and that nature has produced us through survival of the fittest to reach that goal. In that case, we can choose what the point of nature is, right here and now. When making that choice, arguing that nature is all about survival would then be begging the question.

    115. Re:I can only say... by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Morality is a human construct, not a natural phenomenon. Animals have no morals. They do what they need to do to survive. Sometimes that means killing other animals, sometimes that means working together as a social group. However, as far as we can tell, animals have little to no awareness of the consequences of their actions beyond the short term.

      Humans are no different by nature, however we have developed the constructs of morality as a collective because generally they benefit the species. (Sometimes at the expense of the individual) Hell, even the people screaming to 'preserve the enviroment' are acting selfishly. They don't care about the enviroment for the sake of it being there, they care about the enviroment in a condition that is conducive to OUR survival. Even if we pollute the shit out of the globe and kill everything we know as well as ourselves, I'm sure some form of life will spring up and thrive in the mess we leave behind.

      To think that our way of living is the only way life can survive is narrow-minded. To think that we are capable of destroying this planet is egotistical at best. There were things walking around long before we came to power, and there will be things walking around long after we're gone. Does that mean we shouldn't attempt to preserve life? No, it is a noble endeavor. But for us to continue to expand our species, something else is going to have to get out of the way.

    116. Re:I can only say... by Tiro · · Score: 1

      We love the Yangtse, Yangtse Kiang Flowing from Yushu down Ching Kiang Passing through Chung King, Wuhan and Hoo Kow Three thousand miles, but it gets there somehow Hey! Oh Szechuan's the province and Shanghai is the port And the Yangtse is the river that we all support We love the Yangtse, Yangtse Kiang Flowing from Yushu down Ching Kiang Passing through Chung King, Wuhan and Hoo Kow Three thousand miles, but it gets there somehow Hey! Oh Szechuan's the province and Shanghai is the port And the Yangtse is the river that we all support --Thanks to Monty Python

    117. Re:I can only say... by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit.

      Absolutely true. However, this kind of thing makes me sad. No, it doesn't make the universe sad -- it makes me sad. Why would I want to preserve a species that's going extinct? Not because I think the world will hate me if I don't. It's because *I* think we should reduce the scale of our environmental impacts. Dolphins are cool. So I want them to continue to exist.

      I'm quite sure that "nature" wouldn't care if we blew the whole damn world up. But it sure would suck for *us*, wouldn't it?

    118. Re:I can only say... by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I knew there was something fundamentally wrong with that entire argument, just couldn't put my finger on it.

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    119. Re:I can only say... by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      The split between man/nature goes back a LOT longer than the frickin hippies. Personally I've always blamed it on a Judeo-Christian view of the world.

      Have you read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn? (this will make it the third time I've recommended it today actually.)
      A major theme of the book is the man/nature split and how it relates to the Judeo-Christian worldview, and how our culture views nature as an enemy to be conquered.

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    120. Re:I can only say... by TimmyDee · · Score: 1

      The man-nature dichotomy is not just hippie bullshit. All sorts of people who are most definitely not hippies (religious right, extractive businesses, etc.) employ the dichotomy to make themselves feel "chosen" or to assuage their consciences.

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    121. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If natural selection worked on the basis of animals killing other animals then there would be less species over time, not more.

    122. Re:I can only say... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You are 100% correct. People need to realize that we're not saving the earth for the earth's sake. The Earth will be FINE! We need to save the earth for our sake. We are the ones who stand to suffer from our mistreament of the earth. If you add some yeast to a sugar solution, it will grow and grow until the alcohol concentration gets high enough to kill it. We will just as surely choke on our own waste products if we're not careful. Environmentalism is merely enlightened self interest.

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    123. Re:I can only say... by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Can someone please naturally select this guy for culling? I can't bear the thought that the fruit of my loins may one day interbreed with the fruit of his loins.

      Oh wait, this is Slashdot.

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    124. Re:I can only say... by scwizard · · Score: 1

      Yes, you actually can.

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    125. Re:I can only say... by dch24 · · Score: 1

      Okay, so you raise an interesting point. I agree with you that man is one step ahead by being aware of his impact on his environment and his dependence on the earth. But man seems like all those non-indigenous species introduced to places like Australia (see Cane Toad) which then multiply and threaten the extinction of native species.

      Is "modern man" native to this planet?

    126. Re:I can only say... by gemada · · Score: 1

      the rest of the species tend to "balance each other out" over time. Humans for the most part do not since we are at the top of the food chain.

    127. Re:I can only say... by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I am understanding you correctly. Your opinion is that the only difference beween what we do and what the natural world does is that we do what we do by choice and thought rather then mere instinct?

      Thought Experiment:
      If we were to forgo our thoughts and choice and lived purely by instinct, would whatever we do then be natural?

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    128. Re:I can only say... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The species which is closest to colonizing space is the fittest. We are the only species with a space program. We are the fittest.

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    129. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That once you have accepted naturalism, you personally are unable to perceive any of the metaphysical things that exist outside of nature?

    130. Re:I can only say... by MrNaz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey man, what does it smell like, with your head up your own ass like that?

      I haven't heard a less well informed or more idiotic point of view in a very long time. Please excuse yourself from the gene pool, the rest of us don't want to breed in your pee.

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    131. Re:I can only say... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1
      Morality is a human construct, not a natural phenomenon.
      ...we have developed the constructs of morality as a collective because generally they benefit the species.

      Wait, so morality is not a natural phenomenon, it's just a product of natural evolution?

      I agree that we probably couldn't end life on earth, even with a nuclear war. But we could end our own species, and set the planet back a few dozen million years. Humanity is the greatest thing to come from our planet in 4.5 billion years, so I believe we're worth preserving. We should preserve as many other species as possible too, but we come first.

    132. Re:I can only say... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Is "modern man" native to this planet?

      Uh... yes.

      I see your point, but just wanted to mention that man is not the worst thing that could or has happened to the planet. With our ingenuity, and if we were to have no conscience, we would have depleted the earth of its resources already (Native Americans were nomadic for a reason). It's not uncommon for a species in a closed environment to deplete all the resources available and die off itself.

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    133. Re:I can only say... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      agreed, parasites don't generally have self awareness. The point being made is that a parasite whose effects are mild and not life-threatening to it's host, are more likely to survive and continue to spread; i.e. success

      We all have bacteria in our intestines. Without them we'd die. there's a case of a beneficial parasite.

      Tape Worms can kill people, but take years to do it generally...so plenty of time to pass on to another host.

      It's not the parasite 'knowning' it's effects, it's just how severe the effects are that determines the success of the parasite.

      Because we are self-aware, we have the ability to change our environment for the better or correct our bad behavior.

      Any animals that behaved like us (polluting, poisoning their environ) are extinct so you wouldn't see them anyway. Which, in the end, is the whole point.


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    134. Re:I can only say... by operagost · · Score: 1

      yes very correct. But in the grand scheme of things, we're more likely to be classified as a 'parasite' on the planet since 'modern' civilizations haven't been able to live in harmony with the environment we occupy.
      Have you ever seen what happens when cricket or frog populations get out of control due to entirely natural circumstances?
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    135. Re:I can only say... by dch24 · · Score: 1

      With our ingenuity, and if we were to have no conscience, we would have depleted the earth of its resources already

      Sure, history shows many small towns existed by farming without driving any native species to extinction. They modified their environment, and may have cut the populations, but there just weren't enough humans to have that much of an effect.

      So I'm not trying to be sensationalist, but it appears that we aren't native to the planet. If we were just a native species that went into a population boom, starved out, and died off, we wouldn't hit extinction. As it is, there's no going back, no middle ground. Either the human population will continue to grow (and we'll muddle through but not destroy the planet) -- or it's extinction for us.

      If a pandemic wipes out 99% of the humans, that's not a human-induced extinction, though perhaps it's something we opened the door for. However, there are many ways that humans can trash the planet and then go extinct.

    136. Re:I can only say... by techamed · · Score: 1

      How did we suddenly get a "flipper" tag?

    137. Re:I can only say... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard a less well informed or more idiotic point of view in a very long time.

      Well, to be fair, I have not seen a less supported or more idiotic post than yours since "I know you are, but what am I?"

      And if you really disagree with my post and think that man is a cancer on the face of the planet, then do what any true environmentalist should do and qualify yourself for a Darwin Award.

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    138. Re:I can only say... by chris+macura · · Score: 1

      True, although I would argue that most people would think of a virus as a parasite. In any case, this is an almost impossible point to argue, so I agree with you. :)

      With regards to influenza, most people do survive the strains that can infect humans (mostly A, B and C are rare), but there is a virus similar to influenza that is extremely deadly to fish. Sadly I have no idea what it's called, so I can't find a link for you.

    139. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      It isn't "my" definition. It's the appropriate one. Unnatural refers specifically to things outside of the natural world, i.e. the super natural. Human based influence are not "unnatural" but "manufactured".

      Something which is outside of the natural world would involve divine intervention, as The Divine is supernatural, not natural.

      By diluting terms like this, you make language less meaningful. It's like the idiots who use the term "organic foods". Almost everything we eat is organic. Organic means "compounds containing hydrogen and carbon". Selling "Organic" salt is absolutely moronic. No salt is organic, as table salt does not contain carbon or hydrogen.

      These things have well stated definitions, just because some hippy wants to coopt it on their campaign for hugging the fuzzy animals, doesn't mean we should let them.

    140. Re:I can only say... by Alegery · · Score: 1

      We don't give that much of damn, since we're also the ones who repeatedly extinguish other species.

    141. Re:I can only say... by Bazer · · Score: 1

      It's clear bullshit but a species can collapse unto itself.
      Breaching the capacity of an ecosystem can kill off the offending species.
      News such as this prove we're still wrecking ours as we have for the past centuries.

    142. Re:I can only say... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "but the holocaust was a targeted, conscious effort to kill"

      So what?

      I mean, if we are to accept the grand-grandparent arguments the fact was that some died so the reproduction chances for their genetic pool were reduced and the killers made that way some more space for them and their gen pool. The fact that it was through "a targeted, conscious effort to kill" means nothing in that regard.

    143. Re:I can only say... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "and the first species that needs to exhibit self-control because we actually have the ability to really screw things up globally"

      No, we are not "the first species to have the ability to really screw things up globally" but the first *society*. Unless, of course, you take, say, ancient greeks to be a different species from current humankind. They felt too that there were "bad" things and "good" things, while they certainly were not so powerful. The different is not on our ability to screw things up, but the fact that we are selfconcious and with moral perception of our facts and thoughts.

      And yes, what we are doing with our world and with ourselves is mainly and basically evil.

    144. Re:I can only say... by Oniko · · Score: 1

      We're 'fittest' because we're surviving and dominating. Despite the non-neutral connotation of the word 'fittest', there's no judgment of worth in natural selection, just causality. The insects are capable of survival, ergo they pass on their genes. The dolphins were not capable of survival, ergo they did not. The dolphins may be, in our view, a more worthy species than the insects, but the laws of cause and effect don't care.

      So, yes, our brains or adaptability do not guarantee us a spot further down the evolutionary chain. Current evidence suggests that it helps in the world as it is now, but if our environment were to change in a way that was unfortunate to us, then the cockroaches could become the dominant lifeform.

      *Idealist voice*
      "Our intelligence could provide an advantage in that human society would hopefully be able to foresee such problems and find ways to deal with them that would not lead to selection against our species."

      *Cynical voice*
      "Yeah, we're doomed."

    145. Re:I can only say... by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

      For this discussion: Nature is seen to either mean the environment as a whole, or the environment excluding man and/or man-made objects.
      Whatever your definition of Nature, the activity of all things within it are defined as 'natural'.

      If Nature does not exclude man or man-made objects, then man's actions and the consequences are natural (the GP's comment).
      If Nature excludes man and man-made objects, then man's actions and the consequences are unnatural (a commonplace definition: usually expressed in the context of "Man vs Nature").
      If Nature excludes only man-made objects, then the objects are unnatural but man does as man is expected (this can be defined as 'artificial').
      If Nature excludes only man, then man's actions are unnatural while the physical consequences contribute to a new Nature (I'm unaware of anyone who seriously uses this definition).

      In the GP's description, Nature excludes nothing. So, yes - the use of the word 'natural' is somewhat meaningless given that it is all-inclusive.

      GeckoX and ErdosvillePhil are clinging to different definitions, while insulting each other. Personally, I've never found that to be a very effective persuasion technique, and it doesn't seem to be working for them either.

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    146. Re:I can only say... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "That ignores the definition of parasite."

      That ignores *a* definition of parasite (a medical one, not a biological one, by the way).

      Virus are certainly not autotrophian, nor predators, nor mutualists nor a few more kinds I don't know their English translations. What else but parasites?

    147. Re:I can only say... by Johnny_Truant · · Score: 1

      "Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit."

      First,
      Just being "natural" does not make something "part of natural selection." Natural selection, as defined by Darwin, is substrate-neutral. That is, in ANY situation where variation, differential fitness, and heritability exist, natural selection will necessarily occur. This is what allows gene selectionists (right or wrong) to speak of the gene as a unit of selection. I'm not saying that we're not products of natural selection, I'm just saying that it's possible for "non-natural" things to be the products of natural selection as well.

      Second,
      Although I agree that humans are products of natural selection, a dichotomy exists between humans and every other species on the planet. Kim Sterelny argues this point in Thought in a Hostile World. We are the products of a unique selective history in which downstream epistemic engineering accelerates evolution. We're good teachers, good learners, cooperative, and our epistemology improves cumulatively over successive generations. This behavior extends all the way back to our earliest hominid ancestors. So yes, we're unique.

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      -the hippie.

    148. Re:I can only say... by syousef · · Score: 1

      You're conveniently failing to notice that we're the first species EVER that has managed to learn tools so effectively to alter the environment. Brushing us off as just another part of nature and no different to anything else killing off a species is just a case of sticking your head in the sand.

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    149. Re:I can only say... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Well, you're conveniently failing to notice that we're the first species EVER that has managed to learn tools so effectively to alter the environment. Brushing us off as just another part of nature and no different to anything else killing off a species is just a case of sticking your head in the sand.

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    150. Re:I can only say... by syousef · · Score: 1

      When you're busy destroying the planet it's convenient to note that we are indeed more fit because we live in a very wide variety of habitats and we have the kind of intelligence that allows us to become even more adaptable through the use of tools and technology. Neither insects nor dolphins can use tools. Humans have been able to live short periods in the depths of the ocean and the vacuum of space. We've set up colonies on every continent, and cities on most in a wide variety of climates. No dolphin's even going to make it out of water. Even insects won't survive a vacuum. We are the first animal to be so incredibly adapable. More's the pity that we feel the need to kill and destroy everything around us and test that adapability.

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    151. Re:I can only say... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      1. i dont' feel any desire to murder, rape or attack anyone. those are not considered base instincts. 2. the op was reffering to how much progress we've made in 50 years compared to a single animal species. he is right, it's a credit to us to have only wiped out one. would you rather we all live in mud huts without any medical care or any kind of real science? if so, please stop using the fucking internet IMMEDIATELY. it's part of the progress are so against.

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    152. Re:I can only say... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      exactly right. for all we know we might be the only intelligent life to exist. we ARE more important then some stupid white dolphin in that sense.

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    153. Re:I can only say... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "but allowing ourselves (as the strongest species) to be dominant is a good thing too"

      You are not the stronges or the most dominant species on the planet. Bacteria are the most dominant and the strongest species on the planet. They will be around long after you are gone.

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    154. Re:I can only say... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "But for us to continue to expand our species, something else is going to have to get out of the way."

      The fallacy is in thinking that the destruction of other species does not harm us. The ecosystem of the planet is in a pretty delicate balance. It could very collapse thereby causing massive human death and suffering. It may be that the best way to continue our survival is to make sure the balance is kept stable.

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    155. Re:I can only say... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      What makes you think that we homo sapiens fall into the "fittest" category in this case?

      What makes you think we've got a better shot at making "the cut" than trees, grass, rats, corn, ants, plankton, robins, mushrooms, or (the perennial favorite) cockroaches?

      If your answer is "because we're intelligent", ask yourself why the dolphins died out before the insects in this particular area. For as awesome as we are, we're not nearly as well-equipped to battle extinction by environment change as we'd like to think.

      Crap, you're right. I think we need to get more agressive in the fight for survival. No more of this only killing off a species by accident. I say we go after kangaroos next. They've always pissed me off.
    156. Re:I can only say... by E++99 · · Score: 1
      When you're busy destroying the planet it's convenient to note that we are indeed more fit because we live in a very wide variety of habitats and we have the kind of intelligence that allows us to become even more adaptable through the use of tools and technology. Neither insects nor dolphins can use tools. Humans have been able to live short periods in the depths of the ocean and the vacuum of space. We've set up colonies on every continent, and cities on most in a wide variety of climates. No dolphin's even going to make it out of water. Even insects won't survive a vacuum. We are the first animal to be so incredibly adaptable. More's the pity that we feel the need to kill and destroy everything around us and test that adaptability.

      Sorry, we're not even close to being fittest. Bacteria beat humans (and any other multicellular organisms) by every conceivable measure. They live (permanently), not only on the surface, but in the depths of the sea, and the depths of the earth. They can survive temperature, acidity, and pressure ranges that we cannot. They out number us by billions of times. They can and do kill us without even trying. They can live with or without us, but we are dependent upon them.

      I don't know why multicellular life emerged (well actually I do, but I'm not telling), but it's certainly not because it's more evolutionarily fit than single-cellular life.

    157. Re:I can only say... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      There are many ways to define dominance. There are many more bacteria, they can potentially kill many of us, and they'd be more likely to survive if a massive meteor shower came today. But we have intelligence, creativity, and self awareness. We have a greater ability to shape the world around us, a will of our own, and the potential to even advance beyond this planet (though admittedly the bacteria will come along for the ride.) 1000 years from now, and 100,000 years from now, we can imagine exactly what bacteria will be like and what they'll be doing, but we can only make wild guesses about humanity.

      Also, I can bench more than bacteria.

    158. Re:I can only say... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Unnatural refers specifically to things outside of the natural world, i.e. the super natural.

      There's a word for that: supernatural. If natural == supernatural, then at least one of those words is useless. The people who write dictionaries know more about language than you do, however, and they define a big distinction between the two terms.

      Here's a tip for you: a single word can have multiple definitions that apply in different contexts. The meaning of "organic" as used in chemistry is not the same as in agriculture. I know that may be s stretch for you overly literal mind, but maybe one day you'll learn to grasp the concept.

    159. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Organic means the same thing in agriculture as it does in chemistry. It only "means" something different in the diluted for the lowest common denominator type advertising.

      As with natural vs. unnatural, in the context of ecology and environmental studies, we use their definitions, not the slashbot definition.

    160. Re:I can only say... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      From the American Heritage Dictionary:

      organic

      2. Relating to chemical compounds containing carbon, especially hydrocarbons.

      3. Using or produced with fertilizers or pesticides that are strictly of animal or vegetable origin.

      These two distinct definitions do NOT mean the same thing, although I'm sure you'll come back and arbitrarily redefine a few more words in attempt to make them the same.

      Your obsessive and arbitrary application of a single meaning of "natural" which is not appropriate to the topic being discussed is equally invalid. The simple act of pointing out your fallacious logic does not make one a "hippie" or a "slashbot".

    161. Re:I can only say... by umbrellasd · · Score: 1

      This is likely due to the fact that the only species in the entire world that can extinct any and all species is human beings.

      Quips aside, there are a great many examples of symbiosis in the biosphere. Within the constraints of their intellectual capacity, many species also know the value of self-preservation and protecting their young. In our intellect, we recognize that protecting biological diversity ultimately is a manifestation of both self-preservation and protection of our legacy. We are not so different from the rest of the species.

      A long time ago, I had a friend who told me that her cat would defend her dog if the dog was threatened (approached by a stranger or an unfamiliar animal). We're not so different from everything else that lives on this planet.

    162. Re:I can only say... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "There are many more bacteria, they can potentially kill many of us, and they'd be more likely to survive if a massive meteor shower came today."

      They have also been around longer then us and have more biomass then us.

      "But we have intelligence, creativity, and self awareness. We have a greater ability to shape the world around us, a will of our own,"

      Those are all means to an end. The end being survival of course. Personally I think those traits will hinder our survival and not help it.

      "100,000 years from now, we can imagine exactly what bacteria will be like and what they'll be doing, but we can only make wild guesses about humanity."

      I submit we will be long gone.

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    163. Re:I can only say... by arevos · · Score: 2, Funny

      But in the grand scheme of things, we're more likely to be classified as a 'parasite' on the planet since 'modern' civilizations haven't been able to live in harmony with the environment we occupy.

      No animal intentionally lives in harmony with their environment. The only reason humans are causing a mass extinction rather than any other animal, is because we're considerably more efficient, so much so that we're in a different league entirely to other animals. The reason we're having problems is because of our success as a predator; we have to reign in our power considerably in order to prevent the destruction of the environment around us. Few species are capable of such restraint.

    164. Re:I can only say... by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      Let's meet back here in 100,000 years and see who was right.

    165. Re:I can only say... by LQ · · Score: 1
      Humans are natural, hence they are part of natural selection. This false dichotomy between nature and man is, frankly, just so much hippie bullshit.

      That's entirely the wrong way around. It is the exploiters of the natural world who see us as separate and so don't care if we fsck it up. Hippies see us all as part of the cosmic oneness (or whatever) and get upset when we break bits of it.

    166. Re:I can only say... by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 1
      Second, how many other animals can thrive on 6 of the 7 continents
      At least ants and some rodents.

      (or all 7 if you let people use tools)?
      Okay, now you've made me think of ants in environment suits ;).

      our population is enormous compared to the minimum number needed to sustain the species
      Ants have us beat there.

      Extinction is probably impossible for humans
      According to Leaky and Lewin's The sixth extinction there's a lot of luck involved in who survives extinction events, being big doesn't help (ants win again), and intelligence isn't that much of a help.

      Actively destroying your habitat also doesn't help.

    167. Re:I can only say... by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      yes very correct. But in the grand scheme of things, we're more likely to be classified as a 'parasite' on the planet since 'modern' civilizations haven't been able to live in harmony with the environment we occupy.

      *Successful* parasites don't kill the host...we on the other hand are doing are best to kill the earth, our 'host'. Please keep your new age nonsense out of this. The reality is that all life exists at the expense of other life. The human lifeform is out-competing many species and those species are dieing. On the flip side, many other species are adapting and thriving (e.g. pigeons, different diseases, etc).

      If you said "I liked white dolphins, they were cool, I wish they were still here." I'd understand. But don't turn this into some kind of morality lesson. Humans are animal on this planet like any other. There is no more complexity to the situation than that.

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    168. Re:I can only say... by npsimons · · Score: 1
      If 5 billion of us were to instantly just fall over dead, the human species still wouldn't be threatened with extinction.

      Actually, I'd take it one step further - if five billion people died tomorrow, it would increase our chances of survival, or at least put off our extinction for quite some time while we repopulate to our current suicidal, habitat-destroying levels.


    169. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fittest does not mean "most intelligent/agile/powerful" in this context.

      It means "Those that fit best with their environment" - either by adapting, or controlling it.

    170. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Hey, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for harshing on you yesterday, I was having a bad day, and you didn't deserve to have it taken out on you.

    171. Re:I can only say... by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Hey, I wanted to just say I'm sorry for being such a dick yesterday, I was having a bad day, and you didn't deserve to have it taken out on you.

    172. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly do not know what the word rational means. An animal with eyes looks out and sees only organisms without eyes, and declares that seeing is unnatural. To you that implies that seeing must be unnatural, because the unfounded inference from the animal with eyes exists. Pandering to delusions of significance does not reason make. Man is not outside of nature, he is just another piece of it, and only significant to you because of the limitations of your perceptions of reality. The problem is with your understanding of what nature is myopic.

      Do not pass off your beliefs as anything other than irrational when they are. It makes you look stupid. When you cede reason, you cede any claim to it as well.

    173. Re:I can only say... by angulion · · Score: 1

      So I shouldn't be sentenced if I kill you? I mean, it is the survival of the fittest according to your train of thought?

      This wasn't just "sometimes stuff dies", it was for different (artificial) reasons, most of them know by us and caused by us. It could not have happend overnight either.. Why did noone react in time to do something about it when there was still time?

    174. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law and Darwinism are totally apart from one another, so I can't quite figure out the though patterns of people who keep bringing this up. But it would indeed be survival of the fittest in the particular scenario you describe.

      This particular instance of stuff dying was no different from any previous instance. You have a case where an ogranism does something to the detriment of another to the point where the other can't cope. Humans used sonar as a navigation aid and white dolphins couldn't cope. Despite the biodiversity whiners in this thread I am going to go out on a limb and guess that driving a single species into extinction is an acceptable loss for the benefit afforded to humans by sonar. I'd ask the dolphins how they feel but they are all dead.

      As for why no one did anything, what could we have done? Stop people from using sonar? China isn't far enough along as a country to do the one thing that could have saved the white dolphin (because it saves every other species that nears the brink of extinction), and that is to regulate the taking of white dolphins as a game animal and let its multibillion dollar sportfishing industry put its money into protecting it.

    175. Re:I can only say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who thinks humans can't have an impact on the environment have their heads so far up their butts that the lump in their throat is their nose. Sounds like an M.C. Escher painting.
    176. Re:I can only say... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      They are not worth of my time either.

      However, people who might read their posts might get swayed by their arguments if there is no-one to counter them.
      And they are worth my time.

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    177. Re:I can only say... by Hellsbells · · Score: 1

      The difference between man and the "natural world" is poetic, not scientific.

      There's a very big "scientific" difference man and other "forces of nature" that can cause mass extinctions on this scale. We have reasoned thought and the ability to plan for the future, which any other "force of nature" clearly does not.

      We can now selectively change any ecosystem that we don't like, and plan ahead to mold our environment to one that suits us. We've evolved to the point where we can remove most of the risks of "natural selection". Most first world people die of age related illnesses (average life-span is somewhere around 75-80). We've removed any large predators from around where we live, and any creatures that compete with us for food.

      The rules of natural selection really don't apply much to you or I. If you're stronger, quicker or smarter than me, are you really going to have more offspring or live significantly longer?

    178. Re:I can only say... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Sorry I wasn't talking about microscopic life. I was assuming multicellular. In fact I was assuming insects and up. If you want to talk about fit and microscopic, how about including virii as well as bacteria? In any case a human being can devise something that will allow humans to go to the moon and return without dying and with intent rather than by accident. We build equipment that will survive in acids and extreme heat that bacteria can't live in. That's a resiliance no microscopic life has shown.

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    179. Re:I can only say... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Amazing I can completely agree and disagree with you at the same time.

      My 'new age nonsense' isn't anything other than looking at things with a bigger field of view.

      Are we 'out competing' everything on the planet, yep, pretty much anything we come up against, we have beaten and found a way to survive. That will be small comfort when our 'competition' side effects kill off things we *need* in the environment.

      You say everything exists at the expense of other life. Again, true, but in a large picture everything exists 'in concert' with everything else. A lion kills weaker animals in a herd...it's easier to catch so why go for the lead animal? that helps the lion (food), and the herd is on average stronger because the weaker members are gone.

      But if the lion kills the entire herd, the lion will die.


      The biggest problem is we just assume we can't have enough of an effect to cause the earth to change...global warming causes numerous problems. Can we say for sure they *won't* be too harmful to species we need to survive? We just don't know.

      All the science does is report facts...facts that we know are very much abnormal, more C02 than in a long long time, and it's gotten to these levels way way way faster than anytime in history. Might be benign...but then again, can we take the risk that it isn't?

      Moderation of our behavior is the key...be it through behavior change (less energy use) or technology to limit our side effects (CO2 emissions).


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  6. article also extintict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


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    The requested URL (science/06/12/13/1731222.shtml) was not found.

    If you feel like it, mail the url, and where ya came from to pater@slashdot.org.


    But really, the best way to bring them back is to make them profitable. So... the answer is a "swim with the white dolphins" exhibit in China. Then, if the place can sell the swim with the dolphin experience for 200 bucks, people will start breeding and stop killing white dolphins!!

    Perfect!

    1. Re:article also extintict by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      But if you are ideologically opposed to profit, and believe the Root Of All Evil in the world is profit, then your brain won't be able to comprehend the solutions you are mentioning. They will think of it as "exploiting" the dolphins.

    2. Re:article also extintict by Ant+P. · · Score: 1
      Then, if the place can sell the swim with the dolphin experience for 200 bucks, people will start breeding and stop killing white dolphins!!
      Cool, imagine how many other world problems we could solve if we could keep people busy with breeding, and have them pay $200 for the privilege!
  7. So when do the vogons arrive? by drachenfyre · · Score: 1

    I've read this somewhere before..... Has anyone checked the local galactic construction office over at Alpha Centuari for hyperspace bypass plans?

    1. Re:So when do the vogons arrive? by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      I can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs.

  8. I just have one question! by Eros · · Score: 4, Funny

    How did they taste?

    1. Re:I just have one question! by tuxette · · Score: 4, Funny

      How did they taste? Like tuna...

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    2. Re:I just have one question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In totally unrelated news, six Swift & Co. plants across the country close their doors.

    3. Re:I just have one question! by Who235 · · Score: 2

      How do they taste?

      Not as good as California Condor, but much better than Giant Panda.

    4. Re:I just have one question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did they taste?

      Like panda.

    5. Re:I just have one question! by spinfan · · Score: 1

      Actually, it tastes quite like whooping crane.

  9. Idiots. by Fayn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hindsight in 20-20 indeed. Maybe now governments will get the idea that if you want to protect a species, you actually have to protect it. Just sitting arond and holding press conferences and askind advisors endlessly will not solve a single thing. This crap needs to change, and soon.

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    1. Re:Idiots. by cultrhetor · · Score: 1

      Good point. Politics don't seem to equal policy anymore.

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    2. Re:Idiots. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. ONE documented case of mammal extinction in the past fifty years, from one of the worst perpetrators outside of sub-Saharan Africa no less. Meanwhile, dozens of at-risk species have been pulled back from the brink of extinction during the same period, and scores more have been kept from the brink altogether.

      Sounds like the current methods, whatever they are, have a pretty good track record.

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    3. Re:Idiots. by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      How do you "protect" it? Do you post military on the river, and shoot anyone who does anything that looks suspicious? Do you conduct paramilitary raids in homes, buisnesses, etc., looking for evidence of dolphin destruction? Do you forceably move millions of people who live and work near the habitat and ship them off somewhere else? You want real action, what kind of real action are you looking for?

      How many billions of dollars, human lives, and how much of a move towards a vicious police state is acceptable to protect these dolphins? I am not being sarcastic or facetious. It is a real choice you have to make. Just what kind of sacrifices are you willing to make (or rather, you want the Chinese people to make), both in economics, and that in civil liberties? Because there is a cost in economics and civil liberties everytime the government decides "this crap needs to change".

    4. Re:Idiots. by bigmouth000 · · Score: 1

      Name any one thing you did you your life to stop extinction of a species ?

  10. Ironic Article Timing by adavies42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know they're not really equivalent, but it's still funny to see this right above "New Zealand's First Land Mammal Discovered".

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    1. Re:Ironic Article Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally, they are equivalent:

      #mammals = #mammals - 1 + 1 = #mammals

      There you have it!

    2. Re:Ironic Article Timing by Whalou · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except that the "+1" mammal from New Zealand in that equation has been dead for 16 million years.

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    3. Re:Ironic Article Timing by Tyger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering the other article is about a fossil of a mammal found, it's more like...

      deadmammals++;
      livingmammals--;
      deadmammals++;

    4. Re:Ironic Article Timing by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing you didn't make NUMMAMMALS a global constant, but perhaps to optimize for the speed of extinction you'd should maintain only nummammals and deadmammals variables...

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    5. Re:Ironic Article Timing by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      "I know they're not really equivalent, but it's still funny to see this right above "New Zealand's First Land Mammal Discovered"."

      Maybe the dolphins just evolved some legs and went south for the winter.

    6. Re:Ironic Article Timing by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Just because we didn't know about it doesn't mean it didn't exist!

      (Rather, didn't, since the NZ mammal is long extinct.)

      - RG>

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    7. Re:Ironic Article Timing by cockroach2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the dolphins just evolved some legs and went south for the winter.
      ...16 million years ago?

      Isn't there some temporal directive against that?
    8. Re:Ironic Article Timing by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      I will take this as indomitable proof of Hinduism as the only religion. We all know those with sufficient karma (Positive, Good, and Excellent) will be reincarnated as another mammal (preferably in the South Pacific).

      Those who have negative karma will be re-born as a troll that no one wants to talk to.

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    9. Re:Ironic Article Timing by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Better to take an object oriented approach. There shall be a mammal class (which implements the animal class, and hence inherits the boolean variable 'living'). These shall be stored as a balanced binary tree sorted on mammal.name.

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  11. More liberal policies run amok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do we need more evidence that affirmative action is reverse discrimination?

  12. Victory! by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    Chalk another one up for the Human race! If only I could drink the blood of our eco-enemies!

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    1. Re:Victory! by steak · · Score: 1

      yep we're undefeated, and we'll stay that way until some jackass, who never saw Jurassic Park, brings dinosaurs back. then we're screwed.

    2. Re:Victory! by deKernel · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like we are the sole reason for its demise. It is sad, but guess what species have come and gone over that last few bazillion years.

    3. Re:Victory! by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps this one was human influenced, however many creatures great and small go extinct every year, some that were never even discovered (not sure how that works). But, every year there are new forms of creatures. We are not losing creatures, we are gaining insects.

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    4. Re:Victory! by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      Bugs are gross. We should focus all our efforts on destroying this vile form of life.

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  13. Why do we care all that much? by gelfling · · Score: 0, Troll

    More than 995% of all zoological diversity, in total, ever, is extinct. Why do we need to sweat it when the White Dolphin, or the Black Rhino, or the African Elephant or the Manatee or the Tiger all disappear?

    1. Re:Why do we care all that much? by NG+Resonance · · Score: 1

      Because some people respect the diverse forms of life on Earth today and see them as worth protecting.

    2. Re:Why do we care all that much? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      If more than all life is extinct -- how did you write this message?

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    3. Re:Why do we care all that much? by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where did you learn Math? Verizon? Anyway, we should care because we are directly responsible for their extinction, not mother nature.

    4. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Are you crazy? What are going to use for sexual potency conctions without rhino horn and powdered tiger? Do you think piano keys amd ivory figurines just grow on trees? How much poorer will the world be if we never again hear a small child ask for another flipper cheese burger?

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    5. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Thousands of animals go extinct, but look at the diversity of products on the shelves. Why, three new species of iPods this year only. Nature finds a way. /sarcasm.

    6. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe you should respect their choice to just die off and end their misery? How the hell do you or any of these other people know they WANT to be protected? Goddamned hippies!

    7. Re:Why do we care all that much? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      If more than all life is extinct -- how did you write this message?

      Our intellects all got assimilated into a giant hive-mind computer about 42 years ago. We just *think* we're still on Terra. I guess you can call it life, but it ain't carbon-based.

      -b.

    8. Re:Why do we care all that much? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because this extinction can be directly traced to human interference. Because the animal was part of an ecosystem that has now been diminished, and human interference therefore harmed the entire ecosystem. Because diminished ecosystems are less resistant to new predators and diseases. Because diminished ecosystems have a point of no return at which they completely collapse, even if other species are still present.

      Most importantly though, because the planet just got a little less interesting and wondrous.

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    9. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny
      More than 995% of all zoological diversity, in total, ever, is extinct. Why do we need to sweat it


      Because maybe one of those extinct species was good at statistics.
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    10. Re:Why do we care all that much? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      More importantly, if this is the first mammal to go extinct in 50 years, I'd say we're doing pretty damn good, and we're not losing the "500,000 species going extinct per year" or whatever ridiculous number some people throw around. Even if most of those were insects, if we were losing 500k per year, I think we'd see more than one mammal every 50 years.

    11. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So humans aren't part of the ecosystem?

    12. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Zaatxe · · Score: 5, Funny

      "First they came for the white dolphin, but I didn't say a word because I'm not a white dolphin..."

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      So say we all
    13. Re:Why do we care all that much? by 955301 · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome the extinction of animals on behalf of our predecessors who died on the forest floor at the teeth of lions, paws of tiger and claws of bears. At some point in the past, we were at the mercy of the rest of the animal kingdom and nature in general for our existence. We broke the dominance formula by having brains instead of just might (military and warmongers - pay attention) and if a handful of animals go extinct at the expense of our success, I'm not surprise and I'm glad it's not the other way around.

      I hear they just learned whales have significant intelligence as do several species of monkeys - let's off them next...

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    14. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Why should we respect them? Why do they automatically deserve respect? People seem to have this funny notion that because an animal is there right now that it "should" be there forever. But thats not how natural selection, adaptation, and evolution work. You, as a species, don't deserve to exist. Its something that you continuously earn as part of the natural process, overcomming your environment and the other animals vying for that slice of it that you inhabit.

      And make no mistake, humans are just as much a part of nature as those dolphins. If you look at it coldly and rationally, there's absolutely no reason we should feel bad about edging out other animals when its necessary. If nature threw some new mammal that really liked the taste of human flesh, we wouldn't get a free pass. We'd have to fight for our survival.

      Which is not to say that I'm for raping and pillaging the earth. There's plenty of good reasons for conservation. But make no mistake that its not due to some feel-good moral warm-and-fuzzy reason, its because I want my species to survive, and having biodiversity and an envonment that can sustain us is important for that. If these dolphins can't adapt, and serve us no purpose, well then, "Good bye, you don't have to thank us for the fish."

    15. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Whalou · · Score: 1
      Because this extinction can be directly traced to human interference.
      I blame the guy with the huge smile on the picture. He seems awfully happy to see a dying dolphin.
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    16. Re:Why do we care all that much? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      A quick googling reveals the Javan Tiger as well. Some more serious googling will most likely find more large mammals that have gone extinct in the last 50 years due to human interference. Not to mention birds, fish, insects, invertebrates, reptiles and more. I don't know where you got the 500000/year number from, but species extinction is on-going and a decent clip. I sure hope that the lack of news does indicate a decline in the rate of extinction and not simply lack of interest from the media, but I'm not hoping too hard.

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    17. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but aren't we part of good old mother nature? Man I am so confused....

    18. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Humans are part of the ecosystem too. Those dolphins also impacted the ecosystem, although not to the degree that humans did. If we impact the ecosystem too much, then natural selection will kick us in the ass, and the world will continue, just without our existance. Not a pretty thing to think about, but its not quite the same as "harming" the ecosystem, or the "collapse" of an ecosystem.

      I'm with you on the "interesting and wondrous" thing though. Plus I'll never know how white dolphin meat tastes.

    19. Re:Why do we care all that much? by NG+Resonance · · Score: 1

      I do not think that species should exist forever, but when they are needlessly wiped out by the relatively unnatural forces of pollution and dam-building, I believe that extinction to be unjust. They cannot adapt because human beings are changing the planet in a much faster manner than ever before known- faster than the previous "big five" extinction events. Even though I believe that the baiji did not need to "serve a purpose" for humans in order to survive, they did indeed serve one by being appreciated as a unique and curious creature for thousands of years.

    20. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty darn good. Grill it, then peel off the skin. The skin feels & tastes rubbery, so you don't want that. The meat tastes like the best steak you ever had.

    21. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      What humans do is natural too. Beavers build dams in rivers. Animals deficate in rivers too. Yes, we are a lot more impactfull than the animals, and thats why we need to exercise restraint, but its counter-intuitive to place ourselves seperate from nature. Not only is it innacurate, but it distances ourselves from the idea that we are a network of co-dependent living things. That, in turn, clouds our ability to make rational decisions about our actions in nature. Its important that we think of this scientifically and not emotionally.

      Nature has no concept of "just." You adapt or die. Justness is one concept that humans have developed, because it has served us well in our building of societies.

      Whether or not the baiji served a purpose for our immediate environment, I don't know. The tragedy is that it is already too late even if we figure it out. That and we now have less to learn about our world than we did before.

    22. Re:Why do we care all that much? by GR8_GRM_RPR · · Score: 1

      The other white meat. Maybe christ just came back as a dolphin and was just somebody's last supper.

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    23. Re:Why do we care all that much? by FecesFlingingRhesus · · Score: 1

      No doubt I'm just white so I'm set.

    24. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When they came for me, the dolphins didn't say a word in my behalf. No, they just sat there in the water acting all aloof and smug with their chirping and ball tossing.

    25. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because human actions is causing the largest mass extinction since the dinosaurs, adding a sixth to the five. The first to have biotic cause instead of physical.

      Because this is the first cetacean (whales, dolphins and porpoises) humans have killed. Sadly probably not the last.

      Because humans has successfully killed of all the macro fauna in every environment it ever set foot in.

      Because humans effect their surroundings, effecting rather fragile ecosystems in ways we cannot comprehend or predict. Our mathematics isn't simply up for the task.

      Because smart people don't fuck with their life-support system.

    26. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best! Thanks for the laugh.

    27. Re:Why do we care all that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...we are directly responsible for their extinction...



      I'm not!

  14. White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't "Near" or "Almost" be more adequate than "Functionally"? For a moment, I thought this was a story about trained dolphins no longer wanted by the military since they were "functionally" useless.

    1. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Forseti · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, "near" or "almost" implies that there is still a chance to bring them back. In this case, the gene pool is aparently too small to do that. That's what "functionally extinct" means.

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    2. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Didn't we start with Adam and Eve?
      Functionally extinct means there is only 1 gender left.

      Puts a whole new meaning to "if we were the last 2 humans on earth..." if infact its too late by then.

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    3. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      RTFA. No, they're functionally extinct, as in, there are not sufficient numbers to maintain their population through breeding. So while they might not be completely gone yet, its just a matter of time and the probability of bringing them back is exceedingly low.

      Just think, future paleontologists will refer to this time period as a mass extinction. Future archeologists will refer to this as the trash layer and will be able to date sediments based on all the little bits of colored plastic buried in the dirt.

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    4. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Evangelion · · Score: 1

      Didn't we start with Adam and Eve?

      No, no we didn't....

    5. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I read the article. I just don't think "functionally" is the correct word. Or, as Stephen King once put it, "Adverbs are not your friend."

    6. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It wasn't "Adam and Steve". Functionally or not.

    7. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      You don't know very much about genetics and gene pools do you?

      That's ok, ya'll just go on ahead and marry your sister now mmkay?

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    8. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like most Slashdot readers are "functionally" retarded

    9. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Which means any time you have sex, you are fucking a relative...wait, isn't incest a sin?

    10. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Cerberus7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if it came down to it, yeah. That would happen. It would mean _many_ generations of bad blood, but eventually the population could spread, diversify, and get back up to a better selection pool of genes. A species can recover from such a catastrophe (it's theorized to have happened with cheetahs), but it's a long, difficult process that may just as easily end up with extinction.

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    11. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by terrymr · · Score: 1

      wait, isn't incest a sin?

      So was sex if you take the story literally.

    12. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      And more often than not, and documented many many times...END OF SPECIES.

      A species has a minute chance of recovering from such a catastrophe. I'd rather not have to take that chance myself.

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    13. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      This is about dolphins, not Anonymous Cowards. :P

    14. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means they're almost dead, AND bad at lambda calculus.

    15. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by goofyspouse · · Score: 1
      Just picking nits here...

      If one sticks to the whole biblical story, not just the beginning of it, we are all technically descendants of Noah and his wife (not of Adam and Eve).

    16. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      sex wasn't a sin, and incest wasn't declared to be wrong until sometime later.

      Sometimes rules change as necessary until the system is functioning well enough to be sustainable.
      R Read your bible before talking about it.

      -ed

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    17. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by corbettw · · Score: 1

      we are all technically descendants of Noah and his wife (not of Adam and Eve).

      And from whom were Noah and Naamah descended, genius?

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    18. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      wait, isn't incest a sin? So was sex if you take the story literally.
      Reading a few different versions of Gen 3:16 it seems to rather strongly imply that, quite to the contrary, Adam and Eve were happily, innocently having sex and babies before the incident with the serpent and the fruit that was the first sin; and that, among other punishments inflicted on Eve as a consequence of that defiance, God increased the pain associated with childbirth. Or were you referring to some other story?
    19. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by QMO · · Score: 1
      So was sex if you take the story literally.
      What?
      You must be thinking about a different definition of "literally" than is in my dictionary.
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    20. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by pscottdv · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are going to pick nits, at least get it right.

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    21. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by alienmole · · Score: 1
      Read your bible before talking about it.
      I have. It's a book of stories written by ignorant and superstitious people who lived in a time when fantasies about an omnipotent father figure seemed plausible and even attractive, because no-one at the time knew any better. Not sure what excuse modern day followers of the book have... maybe "We've always done it that way" ??
    22. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Not taking sides here ... but stories about how the universe came into being are all about as good as each other, for example the scientific version :

      "In the beginning there was nothing, which then exploded for some reason"

      Ok - I borrowed this from Terry Prathchett - but he has a point.

    23. Re:White Dolphin "Functionally" Extinct?! by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree to an extent - there's really nothing meaningful we can say with any certainty about how the universe came into being. OTOH, we have quite a bit of evidence about what happened right after the bit we can observe came into being, so any theories about it all need to try to explain the extant evidence.

      So not every story we can come up with has equal likelihood, or deserves to be taken seriously. The flying spaghetti monster is designed to illustrate that point. In particular, stories made up back when human understanding of the universe was incredibly primitive don't seem like a very good source of information, except about primitive aspects of our minds which still, unfortunately, haunt us today.

      BTW, a nice thought experiment is to contemplate the idea of nothing for a while. Philosophically, the "existence" of absolutely nothing is hardly more tricky than the existence of something. My Pratchettian response is that nothing sat around for a while, but found it increasingly difficult to stay nothing. So it decided to experiment with something, anything, and BAM! Trillions of years of pent-up nothingness was suddenly let loose, and nothing (sic) was going to stop it from having some fun, baby!!

  15. So no more White Albacore? :( by lectos · · Score: 1

    So no more White Albacore? :(

  16. I'm not seeing the huge deal by Hubbell · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Extinctions have happened all throughout the history of the earth, it's what happens over time. Sure, our species and it's utter dominance of the foodchain has hastened the extinctions of some species and areas, but that is to be expected and there's no getting around it happening because as a species we are not going to bend over backwards and harm our own civilization to save another species. And why should we?

    1. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      because as a species we are not going to bend over backwards and harm our own civilization to save another species.

      If it becomes a trend (I know, TFA said "first mammalian species in 50 years" - but what about the non-mammal species?) then it's worrisome. We need other species on the planet to survive, not to mention that an Earth without other animals would be damn boring.

      Cheers, -b.

    2. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by selsine · · Score: 1

      I agree, kill'em all and let a norse god sort'em out.

      Actually a disagree, I just thought I'd be funny.

    3. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by kid_oliva · · Score: 0

      as a species we are not going to bend over backwards and harm our own civilization to save another species.

      Yeah, we harm our own civilization quite well by ourselves thank you. Just look at our current president. =(

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    4. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree, kill'em all and let a norse god sort'em out.
      Dolphins don't go to Special Ops heaven! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, boy.
    5. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by esocid · · Score: 1

      Apparently you have never actually learned about the intricacies of the complex interactions that all species undergo. Remove one species, another may proliferate, or even go extinct. Your poor grasp of that, and the fact that "Extinctions have happened all throughout the history of the earth, it's what happens over time" only applies to NATURAL EVENTS. Humans building ships and altering/destroying natural habitats isn't a good definition of a natural process such as extinction. You may not want to admit it, but humans depend on every other living thing on this planet to keep us alive. Whether it is oxygen production, nutrient cycling, or even waste removal, almost every organism has affected your life in one way. So keep crossing those species off your list, since you seem to want them all to go extinct, and see where that leaves you.

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    6. Re:I'm not seeing the huge deal by Hubbell · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I didn't get the memo that said humans are no longer a part of the ecosystem and are actually outside of it and all of their actions aren't natural!

  17. heartbreaking by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Douglas Adams had a chapter on the efforts to save the baiji in
    • Last Chance to See
    , which is really an amazing book for those of you who haven't read it. The sadness of this situation will no doubt be marred by countless slashdot posts by the rabid anti-environmental right who tend to post on these sorts of stories.
    1. Re:heartbreaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sadness of this situation will no doubt be marred by countless slashdot posts by the rabid anti-environmental right who tend to post on these sorts of stories.

      Yeah, because the left is so eco-friendly.

      never mind the number of Kerry/Edwards stickers we see on SUVs.

    2. Re:heartbreaking by gt_mattex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is heartbreaking.

      In the end it doesn't matter if your political views are left or right. Extinction is threatening a great multitude of species and sooner or later you will be affected negatively. Regardless of who you are or how you define affected.

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    3. Re:heartbreaking by acroyear · · Score: 1

      or the giant gas-guzzling SUV in my parking garage with the license plate "ERTH LUV".

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    4. Re:heartbreaking by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      rabid anti-environmental right

      Yeah, because you know those right-wingers... they won't be happy until every animal species is extinct. ::rolls eyes::

      Nice bigotry and prejudice. You've put in exactly as much thought into your beliefs as a Klansman who complains about those "rabid n***ers who can't do anything except cause crime."

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    5. Re:heartbreaking by faloi · · Score: 1

      The sadness of this situation will no doubt be marred by countless slashdot posts by the rabid anti-environmental right who tend to post on these sorts of stories.

      Didn't Hollywood, typically thought of as a left-wing stronghold, get dinged for poor environmental policy?

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    6. Re:heartbreaking by arcite · · Score: 1

      hey, I don't see you denying it.

    7. Re:heartbreaking by traveller604 · · Score: 0

      In the book he mentions that there was a Baiji dolphin living in captivity. Why wasn't the specie saved like this? I mean dolphins are known to be able to make little babies in captivity..

    8. Re:heartbreaking by psbrogna · · Score: 1

      Not all extinctions are sad. I for one will celebrate the day when the segment of the Earth's biosphere that writes code without abstracting dependencies is no more.

      Sidenote to above comment: Last Chance to See is one of my fav books too; a lovely tragi-comic collaboration between Mr. Adams & some Zoologist penned as a travelogue in typical Adams' style. God rest his soul.

    9. Re:heartbreaking by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Didn't Hollywood, typically thought of as a left-wing stronghold, get dinged for poor environmental policy?

      It's entirely possible. I was referring to the anti-environmental right, not the right in general. There are leftists with horribly anti-environmental views, while there are rightists who are very pro-environmental. On slashdot, however, the anti-environmentalists tend to align on the right across a slew of issues.

    10. Re:heartbreaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI: It was with this guy

  18. Dr. Zoidberg wanted for questioning... by turthalion · · Score: 1

    "Okay I admit it. We ate them all up. They tasted so good, we thought eating a few couldn't hurt. But then we couldn't stop!"

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  19. I call shenanagins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off... you've heard the term "white elephant" meaning something you don't want? Well...same thing with dolphins
    Secondly, the quote: "they have known to exist for 20 million years" is simply untrue because people have only been around for 6,000
    Yes, it is true, they probably would have survived Noah's Great Flood (tm), but we all know that 20 million years is just too long.
    I mean seriously, my grandpa was 91 when he died...that's, like, one one-hundredth or something similar of 20 million years.

  20. Re:really... by danpsmith · · Score: 4, Funny
    Its just a way for eco-freaks to start yelling that we are killing the earth as they drive off in their new Hummer as they go for a friendly Sunday drive to observe nature.

    That's not true...We take the Lexus to the environmental rally on Sundays, Saturday is Hummer day.

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  21. Captivity? by bkg_cjb · · Score: 1

    Does this mean there are none in captivity either?

    1. Re:Captivity? by shawnmchorse · · Score: 2, Informative
      From Wikipedia:


      A captive specimen, a male named Qiqi (), was located at the Wuhan Institute of Hydrobiology from 1980 to July 14, 2002. Qiqi was discovered by a fisherman in Dongting Lake, and later became the sole resident of Baiji Dolphin Aquarium () beside East Lake. There was a later captive, which died after living a year (1996 to 1997) in the Shishou Semi-natural Baiji Dolphin Sanctuary () that had been empty since 1990. A female was found in Chongming Island near Shanghai in 1998, but she did not eat any of the provided food and starved to death within a month.
  22. 20 million years seems like a pretty good run by steak · · Score: 4, Funny

    it sucks that they're gone, but times change and evolution is cruel mistress. they should have grown opposable thumbs 20000 years ago and stopped our ancestors from inventing the plow then maybe they would have stood a chance.

    1. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason this species is going extinct is due to human intervention. But for humans, these creatures would be thriving. I could care less how many years they had. If people can't learn to share the planet with the other animals, we should not be here. And if we do not learn to share the planet with other animals it is very likely we won't be here.

      I am not a violent person, but in my imagination I would like to take a small arsenal and go hunt down the business men worldwide who think it is a-okay to dump their toxic waste in the rivers of the world. Some people just do not deserve to live. Those who value profit over life should be facing down the barrel of a gun. (Yeah, I know the ethical problems this presents. That is why it is in my imagination.)

    2. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by The+Anarchist+Avenge · · Score: 0

      I'm glad that you get a sense of self-satisfaction and importance out of thinking that you are more "fit" than a dolphin, but what you fail to understand is that everything in life is connected, and a loss of diversity hurts humans too. If we drove mosquito-eating animals to extinction, the mosquito population would grow unchecked. Of course the government would begin spraying chemicals, many of which cause birth defects and other abnormalities in humans and other animal life. I see from the your weblog that you are a "middle class white guy from texas". Did you major in environmental science? If not, perhaps you should find an environmental scientist and ask him or her exactly why extinction is a bad thing.

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    3. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only reason this species is going extinct is due to human intervention."
      ...and you know this because you're from a different timeline?

    4. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by IgLou · · Score: 1

      Semantically, you might be right. We (humans) did not intervene but we did interfere with the natural course. The Yangtze river is highly polluted. Admittingly China is trying to curb the pollution but it could be a matter of too little too late (or just plain propaganda).

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    5. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by eyebum · · Score: 1

      yeah...cuz the opposable thumb is working out so well for gorillas and chimps...

    6. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by IgLou · · Score: 1

      It's not business men that are the problem. It's a combination of large corporations, stock expectations, consumer consumption, profit and investment funds.

      People don't want to retire with no money and you can't hedge against inflation by keeping it a bank so people invest in funds. Funds are managed by firms who are only interested in the performance of stocks. Stock performance is driven by corporate profit. People need to buy new stuff all the time because old stuff is old (not broken, just old). Increase profit by cutting costs; currently many non-polluting technologies are too costly. Large corporations lobby governments too keep themselves as deregulated as possible for free that regulation would cause a dip in stock price. All of these are functioning with a group mentality and without regard for some of the consequences that arise.

      Anyways, if you want change you need your government to regulate something in this mix. If they won't do it, vote for someone else and convince others to do the same.

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    7. Re:20 million years seems like a pretty good run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saving the planet starts at home. Go kill yourself.

  23. So long by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    and thanks for all the fish!

  24. So it goes. by ebers · · Score: 1

    with apologies to Vonnegut

  25. '60s TV reference alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They called him Fripper, Fripper ...

    1. Re:'60s TV reference alert by mungtor · · Score: 1

      I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at that...

    2. Re:'60s TV reference alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking hilarous!

    3. Re:'60s TV reference alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Slashdot is that it's mostly white Anglo-Saxon males that don't realize they are racist and have white privilege. If they're mostly racist, then there's not much chance that racist remarks like the parent get modded down.

    4. Re:'60s TV reference alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem with Slashdot is that it's mostly white Anglo-Saxon males that don't realize they are racist and have white privilege. If they're mostly racist, then there's not much chance that racist remarks like the parent get modded down.

      Well, I'm Asian and I found it to be unexpectedly funny, so I laughed. I don't believe it was in poor taste. It was a joke and should be taken as such. I think if every culture laughs at themselves more, maybe we'd fight less. Forget white dolphins. We should worry about humor becoming extinct. The world is just too uptight.
    5. Re:'60s TV reference alert by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO - I think a couple of my internal organs just burst.

    6. Re:'60s TV reference alert by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

      Hmmm ....

      racism /[rey-siz-uhm]/
      -noun
      1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
      2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
      3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

      I'm confused ... which definition of racism applies here?

  26. I wouldn't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure a new one will darwinistically evolve any day now. Stuff like that is commonplace around here, evidently.

  27. HitchHiker's Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So long and thanks for all the fish!

  28. Last Chance to See by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those of you referencing HHGTTG are off a bit....

    Douglas Adams wrote "Last Chance to See...", with naturalist Mark Carwardine, and one of the endangered species they sought out was....

    The Baiji river dolphin.

    And now, the last chance has passed. I miss Mr. Adams, but I'm glad he didn't have to see it.

    - j

    1. Re:Last Chance to See by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Let me say, for anyone who hasn't read this book, please do. It is of the caliber one might expect from Douglas Adams and if you have any interest in the environment or politics, it is a startlingly good read (without being liberal or conservative). Seriously, Adams does an amazing job of explaining the plight of a few endangered species without coming across as pious in the least... and with a healthy dose of his peculiar kind of humor. Two thumbs up for Last Chance to See.

  29. I blame George Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    fuckin' unelected lying Chimp
    He and the GLOBAL WARMING DENIERS killed the white dolphin
    it probably drowned because all the ice on the Yangtzee thawed thanks to Halliburton.
    All you stupid Christian idiots probably think Osama bin Laden did it.
    Even though there is NO connection between 911 and white dolphins!

    1. Re:I blame George Bush by Ignignot · · Score: 1

      it probably drowned because all the ice on the Yangtzee thawed thanks to Halliburton.

      You ignorant lout! Everyone knows fish can't drown!
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    2. Re:I blame George Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha!

      You are a republican trolling as a dem trying to get a rise out of folks.

      grab a mirror and repeat three times to yourself "I am a troll who worships satan".

      after this self realization you will for the first time experience the absense of God, values, morals.

      Then and only when you find yourself completety lacking sound judgment, reason and full of bias - then you will know what its like to be a real gore loving democrat who propogates the lies of global warming being caused by humans.

    3. Re:I blame George Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you can even reply to yourself too.

    4. Re:I blame George Bush by egr · · Score: 1

      I think at least shark can, if it falls asleep

    5. Re:I blame George Bush by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      You ignorant lout! Everyone knows fish can't drown!

      Well, dolphins are mammals.
  30. Mmmmmmm.... by sgt.greywar · · Score: 1

    White dolphin tastes just like chicken....

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    1. Re:Mmmmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White dolphin tastes just like chicken....

      It's a sad sad day when after reading about the extinction of a species, drivel like this gets modded +1. It's a new low for the human race, and for Slashdot.

    2. Re:Mmmmmmm.... by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Fortunately that comment hasn't been modded at all.

      Learn to read.

    3. Re:Mmmmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You embody everything that is wrong with Slashdot.

    4. Re:Mmmmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, now you're just being dramatic...

  31. Yeahhh! by ellem · · Score: 0

    1) We got another one
    2) THIS is the October Surprise
    3) Yet another thing George Bush couldn't protect
    4) Pork, the only white meat left
    5) This is a result of the trade imbalance
    6) 42

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  32. Cataloguing DNA for future use by ReverendLoki · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My question is, is anyone preserving DNA samples from the existing specimens? Maybe another 20 years it will be feasible to produce clones of the species. I'm not saying try and repopulate the species into the wild, though that could be an option, but rather perhaps just for preservation in a zoo or similar habitat. Whether or not this actually happens in the future, we'd need to start thinking about gathering and preserving the DNA samples now. If we hurry, it may not even be too late to come up with 20 to 25 unique sets to match the number the article suggests is the minimum number of dolphins needed to even hope for a resurgence of the species.

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    1. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by sadr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Saving the DNA might be useful, but for many mammals and birds, there's much more to behavior than just DNA.

      While it is not as dramatic as aliens saving human DNA without any of our culture, many animals don't function well if they don't have their parents (or other members of their species) to teach them how to survive.

      Combine it with needing the rest of their habitat, and it is almost meaningless to talk about trying to "preserve" the species that way.

    2. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Sure, Yeh, then we can have Dolf Lundgren-sized White Dolphins with frick'n laser beam turrets on their heads. They'll be UniDol(ph)s.. Specially-trained USN SEALs in "disguys"

      I don't know if there'll be a Van Dammed Dolphin, tho...

      Sorry, Charlie...

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    3. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether it makes sense to repopulate dolphins in the wild or to re-breed them for zoos, but saving the DNA makes sense to me anyway. My viewpoint is a little more like, "Why not?" It's information that's the product of a lot of "nature's engineering", so to speak, so it'd be nice to make some attempt to hold on to whatever we can, just in case we can figure out something to do with it later.

    4. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by TheCodeFoundry · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is the intent of the http://www.all-species.org/ ALL Species Foundation.

      Their mission is to "The ALL Species Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to the complete inventory of all species of life on Earth within the next 25 years - a human generation."

      A Wired article http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,50942, 00.html/ about them has some interesting information.

    5. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by khallow · · Score: 1

      Combine it with needing the rest of their habitat, and it is almost meaningless to talk about trying to "preserve" the species that way.

      No it does. It just means that it's much more difficult than just dumping them in the wild. You don't need to be a river dolphin to teach a river dolphin.
    6. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Tried raising a Giant Panda lately?

      No, it's not impossible, but it is extremely difficult. And there is a natural population to leverage in that case to boot.

      Good luck raising an extinct aquatic species in a similar manner. (Not suggesting it shouldn't be tried, I'd just hope it would be reserved as the last resort)

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    7. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if we breed them we can eat tasty delicious dolphin salad!

    8. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      This is the intent of the http://www.all-species.org/ ALL Species Foundation.

      Their mission is to "The ALL Species Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to the complete inventory of all species of life on Earth within the next 25 years - a human generation."

      A Wired article http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,50942, 00.html/ about them has some interesting information.

      Since new species are always being generated and old ones going extinct continuously, this organization will NEVER be able to fullfil their charter.

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    9. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea - now thinking again about Noah's Ark: are we part of a recursion?

    10. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by khallow · · Score: 1

      Another problem here is where to put the animals in question. The reason they became extinct in the wild is because their habitat vanished and/or because they couldn't survive the relevant changes. Doesn't make much sense to reintroduce a species that will become extinct again.

    11. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

      Yea, I know there's a lot more to creating a self-sustaining, thriving population than just making new animals. Chances are, there are crucial elements of their social behavior that are not genetically inherited. However, it may not be that it requires it's own species to teach it what it needs to survive. Yes, we humans have met with success and failure filling in that role, such as with the Giant Panda, but we're not the only candidates - it may be that other, similar species may be able to be enlisted to help out. Though also endangered, this isn't the only species of river dolphin, as just one example.

      Of course, repopulation was just one possible use I put forward for this DNA. In addition to zoo specimens, we should also consider research - there may yet be much for us to learn from this species, and it would be a shame if this avenue were cut off before we had the ability to learn it. Still, we should consider the possibility of yet unforeseen options. Perhaps one day we can teraform a planet, but we just can't make a viable salt water ocean, just freshwater seas. Well, that's maybe a bit far fetched, but who knows?

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    12. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I think if it turns out this particular non-fish is essential to human survival, we could probably train the clones to swim around and eat fish. It can't be that hard.

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    13. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that we're not exactly sure how everything with the DNA, gene expression, etc really works anyway. Remember that when we clone something, we usually just load up a bunch of eggs with intact DNA and pray one works... No eggs and a few samples of DNA probably couldn't even produce a clone. We're not that smart yet.

    14. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by cdrudge · · Score: 1
      Your DNA has all the tools you need to survive.
      In some species I'm sure that is the case. In many many many more though they need significant help, from something, in order to survive. I know I wasn't born with all the tools I needed to survive, and I'm going to guess you weren't either.
    15. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      For an intelligent (rather than instinctual) species like the dolphin. You have a very very good point.

      Mind you, perhaps this would only increase the minimum sustainable population size. So, rather than needing 25 dolphins to have a chance at survival, you'd need 250 and no boats. Anywho, saving the DNA wouldn't be pointless. 25 test tubes at liquid nitrogen temperatures probably don't cost much upkeep either.

    16. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      You mean Jurassic Park wasn't realistic? Man, my whole world is crumbling around me!

    17. Re:Cataloguing DNA for future use by nten · · Score: 1

      A good reason to fund brain-mapping research. Store down their nuclear and mitochondrial DNA along with a range of state vectors. I recommend we start with lobsters...

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  33. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    The dolphin had been known to exist for the last 20 million years."

    Ehem?

    I assume you mean that the dolphin had been assumed to exist for that long. How could it be "known"?

    Regardless, this is not good. The losing of any species replaces diversity with monotony, and perhaps gives off the impression to some malevolent humans that less is better.

    Diversity is a good thing, if only that it makes us appreciate ourselves for what we are, and not what other people are not, even if it is "just" in a dolphin.

    1. Re:Moo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Regardless, this is not good. The losing of any species replaces diversity with
      >monotony, and perhaps gives off the impression to some malevolent humans that less is better.

      On the other hand, extinction of a species can make way for something new.

    2. Re:Moo by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Fossil evidence.

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  34. Endgame by arbour42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any species that consumes without taking responsibility for the survival of the communities it consumes, and thereby destroys them, is suicidal. This was a main point in Derrick Jensen's book "Endgame":

    Endgame

    a couple quick excerpts relating to these dolphins:

    Premise Six: Civilization is not redeemable. This culture will not undergo any sort of voluntary transformation to a sane and sustainable way of living. If we do not put a halt to it, civilization will continue to immiserate the vast majority of humans and to degrade the planet until it (civilization, and probably the planet) collapses. The effects of this degradation will continue to harm humans and nonhumans for a very long time.

    Premise Ten: The culture as a whole and most of its members are insane. The culture is driven by a death urge, an urge to destroy life.

    Premise Fourteen: From birth on - and probably from conception, but I'm not sure how I'd make the case - we are individually and collectively enculturated to hate life, hate the natural world, hate the wild, hate wild animals, hate women, hate children, hate our bodies, hate and fear our emotions, hate ourselves. If we did not hate the world, we could not allow it to be destroyed before our eyes. If we did not hate ourselves, we could not allow our homes - and our bodies - to be poisoned.

    Premise Nineteen: The culture's problem lies above all in the belief that controlling and abusing the natural world is justifiable.

    1. Re:Endgame by Sciros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, mind you Jensen partially fulfills Premise Ten himself (that is, the first statement). Trade shipping contributing to an extinction of a species is hardly "an urge to destroy life" manifesting. Honestly if there is reason to lament it does not deserve to be lost in some overarching and baseless criticism of the human condition.

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    2. Re:Endgame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Who cares? I didn't weep when I heard the dinosaurs went extinct, why weep now? Let's look a this objectively, we as humans are animals, we change our environment just as every creature changes it's environment. Why is the natural maximum alcohol content of wine about 18%? It's because the microbes the create the alcohol poison themselves. Do birds build nests and rearrange their environment? Yes. Do creatures bore holes into the ground and live in animal made caves? Yes. Do birds shit everywhere including in the drinking water? Yes. Just because we're larger, supposedly more intelligent, and changing the face of the earth faster than possibly any other creature to previously exist, does not in any way make us less a part of nature. Everything we do is natural, because it is natural to trya nd survive. When survival no longer becomes viable WE will die, and the other creatures will prosper. Sure, we lose creatures along the way that couldn't hack the new environment, but this is necessary so that new species can arise and take their place and vie for their shot at dominance. The stupidity of trying to save species is akin to trying to make every last human live forever... it's pointless, once th eearth fills up with humans there will be no room for new humans. No creature, not we humans, and not the cute litle white dolphins, have a right to eternal existence. Just imagine what might come after us after we revert the planet back to a primordial goo... a whole host of new stuff... that will evolve, and evolve, and then a sentient species will show up, and evolve a bit more, then rape the world for all it's worth... unless, maybe, it's smarter than humans... and we all know humans are just glorified monkeys.

    3. Re:Endgame by Thraxen · · Score: 1

      I think you just fulfilled premise nineteen.

    4. Re:Endgame by Thraxen · · Score: 1

      It's about the scope of the impact. Your example about the microbes is close, but the human impast is on a world wide scale. Sure, you don't have to care, but for those of us that would prefer to see mankind (and life in general) continue to thrive on Earth then we should care. The rest of your post is just nonsense. Why should we choose to degrade the environment until we are all destroyed when we can avoid that? We aren't mindless microbes.

    5. Re:Endgame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The rest of your post is just nonsense. Why should we choose to degrade the environment until we are all destroyed when we can avoid that? We aren't mindless microbes.


      I'm not suggesting we degrade our environment until we are all destroyed, I'm suggesting it may be inevitable, and if it is, who cares, something else will take our place as is rightful in the grand scheme of time (and I mean billions/trillions of years not humanity's droplet of history). Humans are such hubris pigs.
    6. Re:Endgame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the synopsis of the book. Now that I know it's mostly bullshit I can avoid ever picking it up and reading it.

      News flash: eventually entropy catches up with everything in the universe (see your local Physics 101 class.) So Jensen says spieces themselves are effectively destroyed by some philosophical entropy. (We'll ignore the fact that he makes idiotic, overly-broad generalizations that are unsupported by fact right now.) Well, the universe eventually catches up with the species. So when you can prevent entropy from catching up with us, I'll consider trying to make our species not suffer from some pseudo-science philosophical entropy construct that may or may not be true.

      Sounds like he rates right down there with Monbiot. Both capitalists trying to game the system to sell books and all you people that lack critical thought eat it right up. Brilliant.

    7. Re:Endgame by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Then you missed the point entirely. And you seem to think that challenging Jensen's idea that mankind hates everything since birth and basically thrives out of malice is equivalent to justifying everything about how humanity lives. I never even touched on the latter. Besides, the point was that we are talking about a particular species going extinct and while there are reasons to be upset over that, if there is any reactionary action to be taken it most certainly should not involve demonizing humanity the way Jensen is keen to do. Oh, heck why even bother. My first post was clear enough.

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    8. Re:Endgame by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "civilization" has been destroyed many, many time throughout history, it has yet to take the planet with it. Execpt for the time the Jaguare came and ate everybody.

      What we are is short sighted.

      the farther something is away from us, the less we care.
      If we weren't that we, we would be an emotional wreck every time someone dies, anywhere.

      Interestingly, technology is making the perception that we are closer, so that may be why civilization is getting BETTER then it was 50 years ago. Yeah, you read that right. People are more concerned and trying to help people around the world more to day then at any time in history. I am talking about civilization, not the climate.

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    9. Re:Endgame by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Realize that quoting from "Endgame" is like quoting from the Bible. It is something you do when you are hanging out with your own group of True-Believers in the One True Way. But with quotes like this: "we are individually and collectively enculturated to hate life, hate the natural world, hate the wild, hate wild animals, hate women, hate children, hate our bodies, hate and fear our emotions, hate ourselves.", you definitly aren't going to convince any rational person of anything about a serious scientific topic like the enviornment. I mean, quote scientific journals, quote magazine articles, quote newspaper articles, quote documentaries... but don't quote this stuff.

      Having long laid waste our own sanity, and having long forgotten what it feels like to be free, most of us too have no idea what it's like to live in the real world.

      I mean, seriously man, seriously.

  35. So long and ... by Harin_Teb · · Score: 1

    Thanks for all the fish,

    Are you sure they didn't just leave?

  36. Blame by silentounce · · Score: 1

    I blame Darwin. That lousy bastard!

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  37. geroge bush by minus_273 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Al gore and Michael mooore tell me this would not have happened if geroge bush had not stolen the election. One more reason to vote for a democrat in 2008.

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  38. Do you think... by Mizled · · Score: 1

    Do you think it will help save us from the intergalactic overlords if we lay on the ground and put paper bags over heads?

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  39. Douglass Adams by shrapnull · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Chinese river dolphins (of both the pink and white variety) are covered in a lesser-known but extremely good book by Douglas Adams called "Last Chance to See", which covers a variety of endangered species.

    I love how the publicity for the dolphins led to a media circus that resulted in them actually being considered a delicacy in the area.

    Choice quotes from the book here: Douglas Adams: Last Chance to See Quotes

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    1. Re:Douglass Adams by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      I was waiting to see if there were any true Douglas Adams fans here.

    2. Re:Douglass Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how the publicity for the dolphins led to a media circus that resulted in them actually being considered a delicacy in the area.

      In retrospect that's probably how the chinese will be remembered - the ones who ate all the endangered species.

  40. mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they went to new zealand

  41. Gamecube, we hardly knew ya! R.I.P. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, yeah... we know the Wii is cool and all, but calling the Gamecube already extinct is a bit over-dramstic, don't you think?

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    1. Re:Gamecube, we hardly knew ya! R.I.P. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      FYI... the Gamecube's code name was originally "Dolphin". It's a freakin' geek joke!

      What ever happened to the Slashdot where a joke like that would have been gotten...

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    2. Re:Gamecube, we hardly knew ya! R.I.P. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's been a revolution happening here.

      (Thanks, I'll be here all week)

    3. Re:Gamecube, we hardly knew ya! R.I.P. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I got it. But I don't even have an account, let alone mod points.

  42. Humanity FTW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  43. I agree. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree. In the book he gives a poiniant description of the environment of the Baiji. Due to heavy traffic the river itself contains constant mechanical noise. For a creature that uses sonar to see and move life in white noise is blindness. He compared it sleshwere eloquently to spending your life in a snowstorm able to see but seeing nothing.

    As much as people may want to celebrate this, or at least gloat, about the weak dying off and this being part of the "natural cycle" I say that's just a bit sick and way too short sighted.

    I'm an environmentalist for many reasons chief among them is that I'm selfish. No matter how much we may like to hide in our offices we depend, completely depend, upon the life on the earth around us. Between Dolphins dying in the Yangtse, to the sheer number of ocean species that will die as the ice retreats the web we depend on is, strand by strand, being cut. Sitting around and saying "I told you so" to each other will do no good. Either we all (all animals) survive or we don't but resorting to simple stories gets us nowhere.

    1. Re:I agree. by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1

      It's a shame, but are you suggesting that the people of Baiji should have stopped using the river for transportation and used a more expensive method? Even if they couldn't afford it?

    2. Re:I agree. by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I'm an environmentalist for many reasons chief among them is that I'm selfish. No matter how much we may like to hide in our offices we depend, completely depend, upon the life on the earth around us.

      Totally agree.

    3. Re:I agree. by E++99 · · Score: 1
      sheer number of ocean species that will die as the ice retreats

      How could there posibly be an ocean species that requires ice for its survival? Did it somehow just evolve in the last 100k years (or whatever it is) since the last ice-free period?
    4. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoted:
      0----------
      I'm an environmentalist for many reasons chief among them is that I'm selfish. No matter how much we may like to hide in our offices we depend, completely depend, upon the life on the earth around us. Between Dolphins dying in the Yangtse, to the sheer number of ocean species that will die as the ice retreats the web we depend on is, strand by strand, being cut. Sitting around and saying "I told you so" to each other will do no good. Either we all (all animals) survive or we don't but resorting to simple stories gets us nowhere.
      ------------

      To think that we either all survive or we don't is just stupid. Our ice has retreated before, more than once, not everyone died. Only those that weren't able to, which is just fine with me. As our ice continues to retreat (as it has done before) I'll just chalk it up to nature, if I don't make it this time, hopefully I'll be promoted to some bovine species, I hear that's what we're all striving for; but I'm not positive on that quite yet.

      To be honest with you, it doesn't even really bother me that we may be accelerating the change......an accelerated change is just as natural. Same end, different means. You should stop putting nature's needs above your own, you'll really just end up in the same place only without the general hypocrisy that goes along with it.

    5. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoted:
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      How could there posibly be an ocean species that requires ice for its survival? Did it somehow just evolve in the last 100k years (or whatever it is) since the last ice-free period?
      -----------

      I think the freshwater ice melting changing the salinity of the ocean will have a huge impact on some of the ocean species.....but that's just me.

    6. Re:I agree. by Irvu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quite easily when that species inclides arctic seals that use Ice to protect them from attacks, and as a resting place. Or aquatic species such as Polar bears which live and hunt on said ice. One shouldn't ignore whales which also make heavy use of it in their survival. Then again perhaps they're mythical, or legendary.

    7. Re:I agree. by Irvu · · Score: 1

      Hardly but that is a gross oversimplification of the issues at hand. What I am talking about is the fact that the Yangtse river is a major industrial port, one with few if any protections for nesting or feeding until very recently. No thought was really given to the welfaire of the dolphin or the health of the river let alone the pollution.

      With respect to the issue of cost I would argue that inexpensive or not, if what you are doing puts the river on which you depend for food, and water as well as transportation at risk then yes you should reconsider alternate methods.

      Incidentally, Baiji is not a regional name, it is the Dolphin's name See here

    8. Re:I agree. by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      It's a shame, but are you suggesting that the people of Baiji should have stopped using the river for transportation and used a more expensive method? Even if they couldn't afford it?
      Being unable to afford to do something in a non-destructive way is not a good enough excuse to do it anyway.
    9. Re:I agree. by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Did they have to use motorboats?

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    10. Re:I agree. by Irvu · · Score: 1



      Quite easily when that species includes arctic seals that use ice to protect them from attacks, and as a resting place. Or aquatic species such as Polar bears which live and hunt on said ice. One shouldn't ignore whales which also make heavy use of it in their survival. Then again perhaps they're mythical, or legendary.

    11. Re:I agree. by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Between the 1980s and 1997, did anyone embark on a program to catch these animals and try to start a breeding program so they could at least be kept alive in zoos around the world if the native habitat ever went to hell?

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    12. Re:I agree. by Irvu · · Score: 1

      Not to my knowledge. It is my understanding that almost all conservation efforts are fairly recent and none went to that large-scale extent.

  44. Huh by locokamil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Find one (nouveau New Zealand mammal), lose one (Chinese White Dolphin). It evens out, no? :: Goes and votes Republican ::

    I kid, I kid.

    1. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A great comment ...for me to poop on!!! :P

      >> That New Zealand mammal went extinct too, some 16 million years ago, according to TFA.

  45. That's okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just found a new land mammal to make up for it, so Nature, we're square, okay?

  46. It Was The Sharks by aquatone282 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    . . . with frickin' laser beams that killed off the white dolphin>

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  47. 12 Million Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says who exactly. Dating dirt is a theory. But why 12 Million and not 50 Billion or the six thousand the bible says.

  48. Yangtze River by juan2074 · · Score: 2

    Like the any grammar nazi here, a geography nazi would bring up this:

    Can we please call the river by its true name: the Long River?

    This mistake of taking the name of a small part of the river (Yangtze) and using that name for the whole river has been compounded by nearly every English-language atlas and reference book. But it's still wrong.

    At least we use the proper names of the Yellow River and Pearl River in China. And some people even call the Amur River the Black Dragon River (Heilongjiang).

    1. Re:Yangtze River by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      Like the any grammar nazi here, a geography nazi would bring up this:

      Can we please call the river by its true name: the Long River?

      This mistake of taking the name of a small part of the river (Yangtze) and using that name for the whole river has been compounded by nearly every English-language atlas and reference book. But it's still wrong.


      The river's name is, by definition, whatever people choose to call it. If the vast majority of English-langage maps, textbooks, and people refer to the river as the Yangtze River, then its English name is the Yangtze River. Lots of things are named different things in different languages, and the fact that the Chinese (I gather) refer to the river by a different name is irrelevant.

      The Germans refer to their country as "Deutschland" (or, more formally "Bundesrepublik Deutschland") but I don't imagine you harangue people for using the name "Germany" instead. Or do you?

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    2. Re:Yangtze River by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      The river's name is, by definition, whatever people choose to call it. If the vast majority of English-langage maps, textbooks, and people refer to the river as the Yangtze River, then its English name is the Yangtze River. Lots of things are named different things in different languages, and the fact that the Chinese (I gather) refer to the river by a different name is irrelevant.

      In this case, Yangtze River really only refers to the last eastern bit of the river from Yangzhou to the delta.

      But English speakers can change what they call something. We switched to more proper pronounciations of the names of several places in China: Peking - Beijing, Nanking - Nanjing, Chungking - Chongqing, Canton - Guangzhou. In other parts of Asia, that has happened too: Burma - Myanmar, Siam - Thailand, Madras - Chennai, Bombay - Mumbai, etc. Some places have been completely renamed: Saigon - Ho Chi Minh City. It is possible to change the name.

      I would really love for Uruguay's official name to be the Eastern Republic of Uruguay (not the Oriental Republic) and the river next to should be called the Silver River, not the River Plate.

      The Germans refer to their country as "Deutschland" (or, more formally "Bundesrepublik Deutschland") but I don't imagine you harangue people for using the name "Germany" instead. Or do you?

      You're right. I don't.
      I see your point.
      Some English speakers might call it something like "douche-land". In Spanish, we call it Alemania.

  49. Re:really... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    I can just see the "alien anthropologist" saying the same thing a few thousand years from now - "I WAS JUST A FREAKING MAMMAL."

  50. Sounds familiar by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
    You don't think, no, it's not possible. But it is!!!


    First Zonk now ScuttleMonkey. Keep up the good work guys. Don't bother checking your submitted journal entry queue for stories.

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    1. Re:Sounds familiar by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Don't you think that, maybe, they picked the anonymous submitter instead of yours because the summary was better?

    2. Re:Sounds familiar by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      It's the same freaking summary! Word for word. The anonymous poster simply copied and pasted. Go ahead and read.

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    3. Re:Sounds familiar by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I could see how if the submission queue has many copies of the same article, and one is more concise than the other but conveys the meaning completely, that the editor might not even read the other one. How many Slashdot stories look like your submission? (None) There is a good chance they didn't even read yours, so why would they have noticed that the text was identical for the first section?

    4. Re:Sounds familiar by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      One would presume that they would go in order from the first submission to the next and the next until they found one they liked.

      As I had submitted the story via my journal about an hour after it was posted on CNN's site, it would make sense that if they followed the above procedure they would have seen mine first and not the person who did a copy and paste of my submission.

      Yes I'm bitching but it's warranted. It's no different than people complaining that Microsoft keeps making the same mistakes even though people complain incessantly about them. Apparently not listening to ones customers applies here as well.

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  51. Win some, lose some by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
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  52. Douglas Adams by X_Caffeine · · Score: 1

    There was a whole chapter about these dolphins in Douglas Adams' "Last Chance to See," back in 1992. Everyone he interviewed seemed to think that it was just a matter of time.

    (It was his best and funniest book, imho, and also nonfiction.)

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  53. sucks, but no surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The baiji has been endangered for years, and its situation just wasn't one that had any realistic hope of a happy outcome. River cetaceans are particularly fragile and a sustainable (or even short term) captive breeding program is totally out of the question, and given how economically important the river is it's not like China was going to just stop all traffic on it for the dolphin's sake. Imagine if the US found out that there was a severely endangered marine mammal that lived only in the San Francisco Bay or the Hudson River that could only be saved if all shipping traffic was cut off. There's no way anyone but extreme wingnut-level environmentalists would ever agree to that. It's sad that they were wiped out, but sometimes there's really nothing that can be practically done.

  54. It's the selfish SOB's such as yourself by arcite · · Score: 1
    That will cause our downfall.

    Would it kill you to show a little humanity? It's almost Christmas for Christs sake.

  55. Have to go back to Rhino Horn now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more dehydrated White Dolphin Balls to keep my dick hard

  56. Charlie Tuna mourns by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I /thought/ my tuna sandwich tasted different today.

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    1. Re:Charlie Tuna mourns by gambler_mtu · · Score: 1

      your signature is wrong, you mean '10' not '01' just fyi.

    2. Re:Charlie Tuna mourns by El_Smack · · Score: 1

      Either that, or you are missing something.

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      There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
    3. Re:Charlie Tuna mourns by gambler_mtu · · Score: 1

      ya, not sure how I missed that...my bad

  57. natural by icepick72 · · Score: 1

    If evolution can bring us new species, surely we can bump off some of the older species. It can be seen as a form of survival of the fittest or even natural selection. When we're not the dominant species anymore, then we can be knocked off.

  58. dear conservative trolls by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yes, 99.9% of all species have gone extinct before mankind came around. but it matters when a creature goes extinct not because of meteors, or climate change, or volcanoes, or what not

    but because of us

    it's about responsibility and accountability. us humans are powerful enough now that we are responsible for this globe. we have have our hand on the global thermostat, we have our hands around the necks of thousands of species. and we can do pretty much whatever we want to

    hear that?: we can do pretty much whatever we want to

    and some of us choose to actually care about what we do to this globe

    i know you don't care, but the fact that you don't care does not move those of us who do care

    and our agenda and our concerns will not be blocked or pushed around by the likes of you

    if you had an agenda of your own, that would be another thing. we could bargain

    but you don't have an agenda. you just don't care what meltdowns or is choked on trash or is paved over with a parking lot. you simply don't care

    fine. hurray for you

    but don't assume that therefore your opinion matters to those of us who do care about the fate of our ecosystems

    you simply don't matter. you are inert. you are a loud ignorant voice

    and you are ignored

    but keep up with the trolling anyways, everyone needs comic relief

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    1. Re:dear conservative trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pot. kettle. black.

    2. Re:dear conservative trolls by Rycross · · Score: 1

      What about those of us that care for real practical reasons, instead of made up moral feel-good reasons that the reality of nature and this earth doesn't share in the slightest?

      We're only responsible for this globe only to the point of extending our survival. Nothing suddenly gave us rights over the planet or its species. The reason why we care, and why we should care, is to make this place a comfortable and resiliant place for us to survive. We're responsible for our own survival, and conservation is a part of that survival.

    3. Re:dear conservative trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you

      having trouble

      breathing?

    4. Re:dear conservative trolls by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1
      yes, 99.9% of all species have gone extinct before mankind came around. but it matters when a creature goes extinct not because of meteors, or climate change, or volcanoes, or what not

      but because of us

      Why? Despite what people like to think ... we are part of nature. Anything we do is, by definition, "natural".

      If a species goes extinct because of our activities, predatory or otherwise, it is no different than if something goes extinct because of the actions of any other species.

      We are part of the ecosystem of this planet, and anything we do is part of that. The only difference is that we can evaluate the results of our actions along the way.

      But the things we do are not inherently "unnatural"... they are the collective behaviors of a particular species on this planet... no different than any other species.

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      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    5. Re:dear conservative trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll keep doing our part to provide comic relief if you promise to keep doing your part by posting with laughable formatting and punctuation.

      Seriously, you do your cause no good when you can't write properly.

    6. Re:dear conservative trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please ignore the above conservationist troll.

    7. Re:dear conservative trolls by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      Dear liberal troll,

      May I point out that this happened in a country called "The People's Republic of China", also known as Communist or even "Red" China.

      May I point out that the communist system is considered the "ideal" form of liberalism.

      May I further point out that many environmental groups, including Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, and even militant groups like ELF, all endorse this political system. Most of them take money from groups like ANSWER who actively support the Communist system. The same system of government that has had at least 20 years of foreknowledge (see "Last Chance to See" by Douglas Adams) to do something and still destroyed the species.

      On the other hand, we have the evil capitalists in America, where even the most humble creature (see "Prebble Jumping Mouse") is protected by draconian measures to ensure it's survival.

      Where creatures like the American Bald Eagle have been brought back from the brink of extinction to a point where I can see them almost any day of the week here in Colorado.

      As a conservative, as an "evil republican", I do care about wildlife, I do care about the environment, I do care about the future of the planet. I have children after all.

      I no more want my children drinking polluted water or breathing polluted air than you do. But I'm a realist, you can't have an advanced society without some compromises. They just have to be intelligent and made on the basis of sound science and fact, with a complete evaluation of the costs.

      Your comment about "what meltdowns" shows that you know nothing about science. If you did, you'd be begging for nuclear plants to be built so we could get rid of fossil fuels, just like the founder of Greenpeace is.

      I care about the eco-system. I'd love to get rid of our local coal plant that puts out more radiation every day than Three Mile Island did in it's lifetime. You'd prefer to fight any improvement in the human condition, telling me that to want to live better than my parents is a crime. You tell me that all technology is an evil thing, and that if it is necessary, that wind and solar power will be the answer, without realizing that wind power requires massive manufacturing costs, vast areas of land, destruction of any natural views, and not even mentioning the windmills nickname of "California Condor Cuisinarts." Solar power is no better, with prohibitively expensive and inefficient solar cells built with a process that is not only energy intensive, but horribly polluting. Like most liberals, you ignore the unintended consequences, doing only what feels good, what seems "right" at the moment.

      Communism is the ultimate expression of doing what feels right over doing what is right. Communism steals one person's wealth at gunpoint to hand to someone else. Communism tears down the rich until the whole country is filled with the poor. Communism feels so good at the beginning, but by the end you've made it clear to everyone that any entrepreneurial spirit will be harshly punished.

      And it was communism that killed the Baiji dolphin.

      I think I'll go home and read my signed copy of "Last Chance to See" again. You see, I met Douglas Adams, and I talked to him. He would have been sad today not only because of the dolphins, but mainly because, after 20 years, China hasn't changed. They were a horrid place to live 20 years ago, and they're just as horrid today. In that respect, the dolphin was a symptom, not an end result.

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    8. Re:dear conservative trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I abhor Communism and Socialism as much as the next guy, but China isn't what it use to be at all. While they may still have a big and overbearing government (who doesn't, these days?), they have made a lot of progress towards capitalism, private property, and more freedom. And you can see that as their economy has been becoming more and more entrepreneurial.

      Also, I think your painting of "liberals" as communists to be incredibly simple-minded and unfair.

    9. Re:dear conservative trolls by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, so-called enviornmentalists are not concerned about the enviornment either. They are concerned with having the state control the economy, and they are using enviornmental fears to get people to agree to Soviet style central planning under the assumption that it will be better for the enviornment.

      This is why enviornmentalism is now associated with the left, when in 1970 it was called "conservation" and was a very non-partisan issue. You can't claim socialism helps the working class anymore (because obviously it is socialist and former socialist countries where capitalists look to go to exploit labor nowadays, because labor is too hard to exploit in capitalist countries). So you claim that socialism is the only way to stop immenient enviornmental disaster, and you claim that anyone who doesn't support your goals to have the state control the economy is somehow against protecting the enviornment.

    10. Re:dear conservative trolls by bagsc · · Score: 1

      If saving these dolphins "only" cost $10,000,000, remember that there are many places on Earth where the lives of a family could be saved for $1000. Would you rather save ten dolphins, or ten thousand human families?

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    11. Re:dear conservative trolls by Izeickl · · Score: 1

      The dolphins...theres more than enough people in the world.

    12. Re:dear conservative trolls by edflyerssn007 · · Score: 1

      Nope, he's just related to Shatner.
      -Ed

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      So you see what had happened was....
    13. Re:dear conservative trolls by DinobotPrime · · Score: 1

      circletimesquare a) Humans do not control this world's thermostat inspite your rantings. We can influence it a little , but truth be told , the Sun as well as the activities of this planet contribute to the raising or lowering of the Earth's temperature. b) Do you realize that the most aggressive wildlife conservation occurs in wealthy countries because they can and because the majority of it's citizens are very well educated and earn enough money to help directly and indirectly in wildlife conservation . They can afford to build wildlife preserves as well as create breeding programs to help endangered species. Places like China and other communist countries have varying wild conservation programs depending on the wildlife's popularity and how it helps them in the public relations game . For unheralded creatures like the baiiji , it's tough luck . In poor countries like the Philippines , wild life programs like the Calauit preserve and the monkey eagle breeding program are supported by mostly foreign donations or in the case of Calauit , government money . But at most , a lot of endangered species are ignored because the government does not have the money , it's people have varying levels of education and above all , for many of the poor people in the hinderlands , personal survival takes precedence over an endangered animal. c) There are a lot of conservationists in the conservative ranks , ironically , many of them are hunters and sports fishermen. They know more about wildlife conservation than some know it all posting in /. and they are more realistic in their goals than you can ever be. . BTW , I don't care what college or university you got your college degree in the Philippines , but your post reminds me that you might had spend most of your time in college being with the LFS and other leftist groups protesting rather than getting serious with your studies.It showed in your post.

  59. Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by antdude · · Score: 1

    ... and affected by fishing business, check out this sad and gruesome YouTube video: "Narrated by Joaquin Phoenix, this powerful video shows the annual massacre of dolphins that takes place in Japan." :(

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    1. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by szembek · · Score: 1

      I'm not clicking the link because it sounds a lot like PETA propoganda. Joaquin Phoenix is a PETA advocate, so I trust nothing he says. He refused to wear real leather in 'walk the line' and insisted on wearing pleather. What a lame ass.

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    2. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      And whats your point? For many cultures in the world Dolphins are food, just as we in the west eat cows. Go to India, and i'm sure you'll find many people that think our wholesale butchery of cows is disgusting. Is it okay to wholesale farm / slaughter Tuna, but not to do the same to Dolphins?

      I find the whole argument about protecting one animal, because its not in your societal norms to eat, but wholesale slaughtering a different species to be offensive and simplistic. Even worse was this idiot hippy hollywood kid anthromorphising Dolphins, they aren't human - and if they were then we would consider their behaviour completely unacceptable.

      If the Japs want to eat dolphins then fairplay to them, we are in NO moral position to complain.

    3. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by antdude · · Score: 1

      If this keeps up, then dolphins/whales/etc. will be extinct like the White Dolphins.

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    4. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by kchrist · · Score: 1
      He refused to wear real leather in 'walk the line' and insisted on wearing pleather. What a lame ass.

      What's wrong with that? Would you say the same about a vegetarian or someone who does not want to wear fur?
    5. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by szembek · · Score: 1

      Yeah I probably would. Humans are omnivores by nature.

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    6. Re:Since this about dolphins being eliminated... by kchrist · · Score: 1

      Nothing like passing judgment, eh? You must be a real joy to be around.

  60. I won't believe it until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I won't believe the white dolphins are dying until Netcraft confirms it.

  61. Re:really... by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Is that the environmental rally being held in the Olive grove?

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  62. Humans aren't natural? by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    So we humans aren't part of nature? That is the only way I can see our impact on things being artificial.

    1. Re:Humans aren't natural? by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Why are people choosing to argue themselves into extinction?

      You have the unique ability to be accountable for your actions, whereas most other species do not, and none come even remotely close to being able to on the level that we can.

      So which are you? We're 'natural' and so is everything we do, and when we're done killing every other species on this planet off it will have been inevitable.

      Or, we're 'human', we have a responsibility to account for our actions, to ensure that we don't kill everything on this planet (including ourselves) out of sheer ignorance.

      Which is it? An ignorant mound of flesh and bone or a sentient being? There is a choice here.

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    2. Re:Humans aren't natural? by dunc78 · · Score: 1

      So what if killer whales would have overfished the population? Would that have been OK, or would it have been our duty to intervene? How do you know the people fishing these animals weren't doing so out of necessity?

    3. Re:Humans aren't natural? by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      So which are you? We're 'natural' and so is everything we do, and when we're done killing every other species on this planet off it will have been inevitable.

      Natural and unnatural is not the same thing as good and bad. Humans killing animals can be natural and bad. I don't understand why so many people link these two disparate concepts.

    4. Re:Humans aren't natural? by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      If some natural predator were to cause this, then so be it. Though you can expect that as humans we'd probably try to save the species anyways. (OK, some of us would) No duty involved, simply a desire not to see something lost forever.

      People have been fishing these dolphins for a very very very long time. Overpopulation (human) lead to overfishing, causing stress on the species. Pollution added to that stress. What sealed it for this dolphin though was the boat traffic in the river, essentially rendering this species 'blind'.

      It wasn't the predator->prey part of this equation that ended it for this species.

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    5. Re:Humans aren't natural? by siegesama · · Score: 1

      You're getting a hard-on while throwing around that "There is a choice here" crap, but it's a false dichotomy between cognizance and nature you're building on. Humans are still natural, and our cognizance as a race, combined with a significant amount of the waste processes of our biological processes (however many steps removed from actual biological significance), led to the death of a species.

      Mankind is not supernatural. Where we live is nature, and we are of nature ourselves. The laws of nature define our interaction with nature, including thought and morality and manufacturing processes. A DVD player is not supernatural either, nor the process of creating it, nor the waste from said process.

      Any living thing attempts to modify what it can of nature in order to survive, or in order to survive easier, or more conveniently. Humans have become very good at this, and other species have for the most part not. Your race evolved in how it interacts with nature, and it decided at some level that the White Dolphin was in the way (that what we put into the river was more important than keeping it clean). The White Dolphin could not compete with us on a scale of any success (even given our own conservation-driven members), and thus went away. That's natural selection.

      You seem upset because you don't believe that you *wanted* the White Dolphin to go away. I think you helped to make the choice that led to the conflict between our interests and the White Dolphin's, but you just didn't realize it.

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    6. Re:Humans aren't natural? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Why the false dichotomy?

      Yes, we're natural, which means the mere act of displacing an animal isn't necessarily bad (and nature doesn't deal with morality, so lets leave evil out of this). But since we got where we are because of our evolved ability to think and account for our actions, we should also consider the consequences of our actions and make sure that we don't make our envinment inhabitable by human beings.

      So, maybe species A is edged out by us, not a big deal, but if we're directly warming the average temperature of our planet and causes massive environmental changes, then we should deal with that. Whatever the case, by the mere fact we exist, we will always be competing with other inhabitants of nature and impacting our environment. That would be true even if we were cavemen. The key words here are restraint and foresight. Lets not devolve into some sort of "OMG humans are raping mother earth!" psuedo-religious line of thought. Its counter productive.

    7. Re:Humans aren't natural? by xappax · · Score: 1

      The "naturalness" of a phenomenon is usually not a useful criteria for deciding whether it's "OK" or not. Whether it helps or harms our needs as human beings living in a complex ecosystem is a useful criteria, however.

      Sometimes natural phenomena are harmful to our needs, and sometimes unnatural phenomena are helpful to our needs. But, this doesn't mean we can adopt some kind of "post-environmentalist" attitude where we no longer care about ecosystems. The reality is that disruption of ecosystems, especially ones that people depend on, very often has sweeping negative effects on people.

      It doesn't matter whether the extinction of this species was natural or unnatural, part of evolution or an aberration of evolution, the practical reality is that this species' destruction may cause serious repercussions for other life in and around the river, including people - not to mention all of the potential scientific and medicinal resources that have been lost forever with its extinction.

    8. Re:Humans aren't natural? by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      This sort of argument is the typical ignorant false choice proposed by people with a poor understanding of Biology, and Ecology. Kind of like the Time Cube version of environmentalism.

      Humans are both natural, meaning everything we do is a natural part of the natural process, and we can hold ourselves accountable for our actions. Our unique ability to judge good and evil, right and wrong, doesn't make us unnatural, it just means we have the ability to view our actions on a moral compass. Our actions are still natural, but we can choose to judge our actions and find ways to both have a low impact on natural diversity, AND still compete successfully. Most animals don't have this choice because they do not have a concept of good and evil.

      Humans are absolutely natural, and the extinction of these dolphins was a natural phenomenom. As moral beings we also judge it as an unfortunate occurance, but this does not make it any less natural.

    9. Re:Humans aren't natural? by ductonius · · Score: 1
      So which are you? We're 'natural' and so is everything we do, and when we're done killing every other species on this planet off it will have been inevitable. Or, we're 'human', we have a responsibility to account for our actions, to ensure that we don't kill everything on this planet (including ourselves) out of sheer ignorance.


      Both.

      As humans, we have the ability (and responsibility, I think) to maximize the length of time current resources will sustain us. At the same time, arguments against harvesting resources because doing so is 'artificial' or 'not natural' are blatantly false and reek of self-loathing.

      Also, the idea that humans could possibly kill every other species on the planet is either hyperbole or arrogance. Even with nuclear arms we lack the ability to wipe the earth clean - clean of *us* perhaps - but not clean of life.
    10. Re:Humans aren't natural? by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      I get that, I do. I'm getting a bit heated arguing the natural part of this in an attempt to counter the incredible amount of 'Sucks to be them, they should have evolved better' kind of attitude coming out in this thread.

      So, yes, this is really more of a morality issue.

      Regardless of this being natural or not, WE caused this extinction. WE should be ashamed of ourselves for doing so. WE need to learn from our mistakes, because one of these days it will be our last mistake.

      So let me rephrase my point: Fuck all of you that think this 'is the way things should be', because it's not.

      Christ, there are more jokes about this extinction than there is actual discussion about the issue at hand. That says a lot...and I personally believe is directly related to how we let this happen in the first place. Quite obviously, most people just don't give a fuck. Shame on them.

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    11. Re:Humans aren't natural? by ErdosvillePhil · · Score: 1

      Who knows if this is "the way things should be" or not. Preservation of the dolphins would hurt the economic exploitation of the Yangtze, something critical for the people of China. The economic exploitation of the Yangtze is incredibly important to China's poor, and they have more moral value than a dolphin. I'm not saying we *should* have killed off the dolphins, I'm just saying the ethical calculus is a lot more complex (and always is) than you or anyone else typically makes it out to be.

      It is a pity they went extinct, and it sure would have been nice if we could have found a suitable place to put them and help them out, but even that might lead to the extinction of another species. A lot of our efforts at preservation turn sour, because we cannot fully predict the outcomes of our own actions. Take Yellowstone. We tried to preserve it by preventing fires. This ended very badly. In some cases we've tried to move endangered species to a new habitat, only to find them having a very bad effect on the locals species.

      We don't know what, if anything, we could have done in this case to make the situation we better. Speaking as someone involved in conservation (I work for a state government on conservation projects to help reduce the impact of farms on local river ecosystems), we don't know what we're doing. We should feel sorry this happened, but in the end we are going to loose a lot of species, many big ones, and yes many cute ones (lets face it, people only make a stink about cute animals).

      Are there more jokes in the thread than anything else? Sure, of course. This is Slashdot for goodness sake! Slashdot is about as close to a serious forum for intelligent discussion as Wikipedia is to being a real encyclopedia. This is one of the most immature and ridiculous "news" sites out there. People come here for the jokes and random snickers, just like they do for trolls who stir up things by using logical fallacy, and retorts to such trolls. People who actually want to discuss the reality of the situation are a rare thing.

    12. Re:Humans aren't natural? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're being at least as arrogant as those you are condemning.

      "Regardless of this being natural or not, WE caused this extinction. WE should be ashamed of ourselves for doing so. WE need to learn from our mistakes, because one of these days it will be our last mistake."

      Who caused the extinction? All of humanity together? Chinese industry? The Chinese government? Who is WE? Where was your self righteous anger 10 or 20 years ago?

      How was this a mistake, and please enlighten us as to how this has a negative impact on humanity?

      Maybe the mistake WE are making is that WE spend too much money and effort on saving a dying species in some river instead of trying to take care of the poor and starving humans in the world.

    13. Re:Humans aren't natural? by Ashen · · Score: 1

      You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!

    14. Re:Humans aren't natural? by Tinman_au · · Score: 1

      Actually, humans arent exactly, or maybe purely, "natural". We're the only species thats extended our lifespans, and quality of life, through artifical means (drugs, machines, etc). Up until recent times (geologically speaking) you were pretty lucky to even make it to 30 years old...

  63. Well, by ParraCida · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... fuck.

  64. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by mpapet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes stuff dies.
    Marginalizing an important issue like biodiversity is fun isn't it?

    This is /. where software monoculture is almost universally agreed is a Bad Thing(r).

    It stands to reason a biologic monoculture carries with it even more dire consequences than software. Our best interests are served to ensure there are as many species as possible walking/crawling/swimming around.

    Let me give you an example. Bees. The American commercial bee population is a monoculture. In California the central valley bee population has been decimated by a disease that the bee keepers can no longer control. Guess what? No tree nut harvest. How about the other plants that bees pollinate? http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=6299480

    Now, what happens when it's cows or corn? Rice? Wheat? Please re-examine this belief carefully and mod parent down.

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  65. Re:really... by MagicM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saturday is Hummer day.

    I wish.

    Oh, you meant the car. Sorry.

  66. Dolphin... by jalet · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... Yum Yum !

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  67. Now we'll never... by TBone · · Score: 1

    ...be able to extract new pain releivers from their dead carcasses.

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  68. This is important proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of my theory, "Survival of the tastiest." You don't see cows and pigs threatened with extinction.

      / mmm, bacon double cheeseburgers

  69. better article title by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 1

    404 Fish Not Found

  70. Apologies to Dr. Evil by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

    Y'know... I just want one thing. And that is to have white dolphins with freakin laser beams attached to their heads!

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  71. Another one bites the dust by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 1

    Yet another thing the communists have killed off.
    Thanks Communist China...

  72. Very skilled idiots. by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • The dolphin was officially down to 6 or less a decade ago.
    • It was featured in Douglas Adams' "Last Chance To See" as critically endangered sometime before that.
    • The two that the Chinese had in captivity died due to neglect and the use of exactly the kind of netting that have been killing them along the river for containment.
    • The problem with fishing was not limited to overfishing - there are plenty of fish upriver of the dam. The problem was that the Chinese saw no point in allowing the dolphins and the fish to be in the same stretch of river.
    • The Chinese could - very easily - have moved the dolphins upriver of the dam, getting them out of the way of boats, pollution, etc. The decision not to do so had nothing to do with capability, money, resources, fish, pollution, or any other such problem. The decision not to was based on apathy.
    • The environmentalists were equally capable of moving the dolphins. The politicians could hardly have stopped them - even if they wanted to. And why would they have wanted to? It would have gotten rid of the problem, would have allowed them to claim credit if the solution worked, and would have cost them nothing if it had failed.
    • Environmentalists were equally capable of relocating the dolphins. There's so much boat traffic and so much illegal fishing, who would have noticed the Rainbow Warrior flooding a compartment and stuffing a few dolphins in it? The dolphins need a fresh water river and there's not exactly a world shortage of those.
    • And the marine parks around the world? They could have charged a small fortune to exhibit a river dolphin, run a captive breeding program and got their name in lights for saving an entire species. So what do they do? Uh.... Nothing?
    • Gene banks and cloning groups? Silent. No efforts on saving the genetic data for later generations, no efforts by geneticists to produce a clone, not even an effort to map the genes to see what made them what they were. (Wheat you can find next year. Humans will be around for a loong time. But the plants and animals that you get one chance at and that's it?)


    I have to give credit where credit is due, though. The stupidity of all the organizations - from Greenpeace to the Chinese Government - that could have made a difference but chose not to make a difference that mattered is not the mundane stupidity we see in everyday life. This is a highly trained, highly refined breed of stupidity that only the truly gifted hand-wringer could develop.

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    1. Re:Very skilled idiots. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      The environmentalists were equally capable of moving the dolphins. The politicians could hardly have stopped them - even if they wanted to. And why would they have wanted to? It would have gotten rid of the problem, would have allowed them to claim credit if the solution worked, and would have cost them nothing if it had failed.

      Environmentalists were equally capable of relocating the dolphins. There's so much boat traffic and so much illegal fishing, who would have noticed the Rainbow Warrior flooding a compartment and stuffing a few dolphins in it? The dolphins need a fresh water river and there's not exactly a world shortage of those.

      I'm not a big supporter of Greenpeace, but I have to guess that China just might have a little more control over it's borders than you're implying. Are you really suggesting they should have lied to chinese officials and gained entrance to the interrior of China, then mounted a major operation to find.. 10? 20? 50? 100? dolphins required to maintain a large genetic diversity?

      I don't know much about Chinese prisons, but I'm guessing they aren't nice places, and China would have no problems throwing anyone they caught "stealing" dolphins into a dark place for 20 years.

      You can blame groups outside of China all you like, but the truth is unless China was onboard with the program, it wouldn't have happened.

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    2. Re:Very skilled idiots. by tyme · · Score: 1
      jd wrote:
      I have to give credit where credit is due, though. The stupidity of all the organizations - from Greenpeace to the Chinese Government - that could have made a difference but chose not to make a difference that mattered is not the mundane stupidity we see in everyday life. This is a highly trained, highly refined breed of stupidity that only the truly gifted hand-wringer could develop.


      This wasn't just plain stupidity, it was fancy stupidity. This was stupidity with raisins in it.

      [with apologies to Dorothy Parker]

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    3. Re:Very skilled idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont blame Greenpeace for not saving this creature. They were too busy saving the abundant supply of Minke (appr. 1 million) from extinction.

    4. Re:Very skilled idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? So much blame for everyone, but this is only one species. Why not look at other species that are near extinction due to humans.... Wait!! That list is too bloody long! Let's look at the species that will not go extinct because of humans,

          * dogs
          * cats
          * pigs
          * cows
          * pigeons
          * turkeys and chickens
          * hamsters
          * rats

      Anything else, with a few exceptions, is in process of going extinct. To name the few that are in danger, try,

        * whales - thank you Japan, Iceland and Norway!
        * sharks (have been here for 200,000,000+ million years - people caused 90+% decline in certain species already)
        * anything that lives in African jungle - soon it will just be African trees and then just some desert (trees need the animals to survive)
        * anything as big or bigger than a cow anywhere except parts of Africa.

      Hell, everything is in danger. Even freaking rattle snakes in bloody Texas. Thank you fucken red necks!

      Why do we even need any animals on this planet? We can live here happily all alone! I guess the rats will still be around, maybe. If we don't eat them as in some parts of the world.

    5. Re:Very skilled idiots. by nadaou · · Score: 1
      who would have noticed the Rainbow Warrior flooding a compartment and stuffing a few dolphins in it?

      a remarkable feat, considering the French blew it up twenty years ago and it now lies at the bottom of the sea in the Bay of Islands NZ.
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  73. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by bogjobber · · Score: 1

    These dolphins are not essential to the lives of humans. Not like rice, wheat, cows, corn, and not even in a less obvious way like your bee example. We should attempt to promote biodiversity, but sometimes shit happens. Species have been going extinct for as long as distinct species have existed. If this species was not an integral part of our environment, then why all the fuss about its death? We can't coexist with every other species on the planet. It is simply not possible. We have been killing off species and modifying others to our purposes for tens of thousands of years. There are plenty of threatened animal populations that are actually essential to our existence (fish populations for example). I say we focus on those instead of crying over what is essentially a sad but unimportant story.

  74. That's exactly my point though by gelfling · · Score: 1

    In America only animals have human rights. I'm not so sure if people do. You and I will live to see the day where a Jury of My Peers puts a human to death for killing an animal. Oh well, I guess we can all feel noble and gratified.

    We get all bent out of shape when some obscure mammal goes extinct and we can have endless newsreports about the fucking Panda bears which should be extinct given their complete lack of any desire to keep living and reproducing. Why are the animals we can anthropormorphize like it's some Pixar movie the ones we deem worthy of moving heaven and earth to preserve? Why is it that important in the end? Better we should build a better chicken to feed people.

    1. Re:That's exactly my point though by DAharon · · Score: 1

      http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/07/22/crime.dog.re ut/
      Not that I support what he did, but we are almost there already...

  75. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by mungtor · · Score: 1

    Maybe the disease should kill off the bees. That would be evolution in action. You can have no idea of what other species may rise up to fill that gap, but since it's inconvenient to not have nuts you'd rather think that it's a "problem".

    Other, better adapted species will move in and pollinate the trees as they consume the nectar that the blossoms produce. Either disease immune bees or something else (butterflies, etc, etc, etc).

    The diversity exists, but is does not exist for our benefit. I'm sure the trees will get pollinated, but it won't happen when it's convenient for *us*. If it happens in 50 or 100 years, it still happens. It sucks for humans who want nuts, but that's not the way it works.

    It seems that you're thinking that we're farmers and have a responsibility towards our "livestock", but that isn't the way it is. We have the intellect to take advantage of pre-existing relationships that we recognize, but we shouldn't mistake that for being in control.

  76. Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the dolphin bits that give tuna that great taste.

    1. Re:Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Great taste"?

      Hmmm... I'd better up the dolphin content on my brand.

    2. Re:Well that sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply check the label for a logo bearing the jolly image of "Chirpy the Screaming Dolphin".
      His bloody mangled corpse is the sign of quality smart tunavores trust.

      Remember: "If Chirpy ain't dyin', I won't be buyin'!"

  77. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by iamdrscience · · Score: 1
    In California the central valley bee population has been decimated by a disease that the bee keepers can no longer control.
    Let me guess, is it Hepatitis Bee? Bee Coli? Rabees?
  78. Chinese keep good records. by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
    The dolphin had been known to exist for the last 20 million years.
    I'd hate to see the paperwork documenting that. Eak! If I were a dolphin I'd have left a long time ago- it's like a dark chocolate soup.

    Come to think of it they may have just gone by way of the coelacanth.

  79. Screamapiller is not a troll by spun · · Score: 1

    Don't you mods watch the Simpsons? I mean, sure, the Screamapiller episode wandered all over the place, and the ending was especially dumb, but the first part, that actually had the Screamapiller, was hilarious.

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    1. Re:Screamapiller is not a troll by jbrader · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Simpsons hasn't been worth the cellulose it's drawn on since the mid nineties.

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    2. Re:Screamapiller is not a troll by LooseIsNotLose · · Score: 1

      I'm only replying because I think your sig needs improvement. "You're so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep" is almost funny, but it leaves me wondering what feet have to do with situation. A funnier version would be "You're so boring that when I see you my *eyes* go to sleep."

    3. Re:Screamapiller is not a troll by jbrader · · Score: 1
      I appreciate your constructive criticism. The sig arose out of a conversation I had with my brother about a high school teacher we both had (him some years after me). I could explain but it would be pretty tedious and you would probably find it even less funny than my sig.

      I've been thinking about changing it anyway as I've been using that one for quite some time. I really like your suggestion but I prefer to use something I come up with myself.

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  80. not extint, simply gone by dangil · · Score: 1

    they are the first of their kind to vanish earth... I think they sense something is wrong.. perhaps the rest of them will be gone soon as well..

  81. Erk! by Kim+Jong+Ill · · Score: 1

    You see?! This is what happens when you deny a glorious people the right to hug you with nuclear arms! We kill your fish!

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  82. Damn! by danpsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bubble-era vision of a Utopian ocean is dented and dirty...The white dolphin has collided with the olive tree, and its crumpled hulk spins in a ditch as the orchard smolders.

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  83. Chinese Dolphin Reappears! by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    Evidence of the Baiji dolphin, previously thought to have been extinct, was discovered today in New Zealand. The remains appear to be those of a tiny mouse-like land mammal but scientists say that that's nothing time can't take care of.

  84. Not particularly insightful by criscooil · · Score: 1

    The best I can give you is that the word "natural" is, somewhat pedantically, not quite the right word here. However, in your haste to educate the rest of us, you overlook the simple, obvious fact that it is very useful to distinguish between man and (the rest of) "nature". You also seem to be amazingly ignorant of the fact that the word nature has been used in that sense for hundreds of years at least.

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  85. one sentence disproof of natural selection by arbour42 · · Score: 1

    Except that humans did live sustainably for tens and tens of thousands of years. it is only this particular civilization, western civilization, that has destroyed this equilibrium.

    Jensen makes an excellent one sentence disproof of the notion that competition drives natural selection:

    If you hyperexploit your surroundings you will deplete them and die; the only way to survive in the long run is to give back more than you take. Duh.

    This culture - Western Civilization - has been depleting its surroundings for six thousand years, beginning in the Middle East and expanding now to deplete the entire planet. Why else do you think this culture has to continually expand?

  86. I blame the non-Bush-worshippers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bleeding heart Commies. They love the white dolphins, but THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT AMERICAN BUSINESS.

    Halliburton could go EXTINCT tomorrow because the white dolphins are destroying American family values. I don't see those Bush-haters in Heaven after the Lord returns, no way.

    Never forget! The WHITE DOLPHINS attacked on 911 because they hate us and they HATE OUR FREEDOM.

  87. But I'm a Libertarian! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My actions only have consequences for others if those others can force me to admit that my actions have consequences. Otherwise, I've got mine so you all can go get stuffed.

  88. Re:heartbreaking - yeah,well... by E++99 · · Score: 0, Troll
    The sadness of this situation will no doubt be marred by countless slashdot posts by the rabid anti-environmental right who tend to post on these sorts of stories.


    Yeah, I hate those guys. However,
    One less species of mammal = one less potential source of rabies.
    One less species of mammal = less CO2 released into the atmosphere.
    One less species of mammal = less heat generated into the oceans, and less thermal expansion.
    (Damn Dirty Dolphins!)

  89. functionally? effectively?!? by Diamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    TFA calls the Baiji "functionally extinct" and "effectively extinct" is there some sort of "non-functioning extinction" or "ineffective extinction"? They're either extinct, or not extinct (with a possible "believed to be extinct" and maybe even "extinct in the wild") why must people muddy things up with unnecessary qualifiers that add nothing to the facts?

    1. Re:functionally? effectively?!? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, there could only be a dozen males left;which would make them functionally extinct.

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    2. Re:functionally? effectively?!? by Diamon · · Score: 1

      Well that would be understandable, but it doesn't seem to be what they are talking about. They went out and looked for them for six weeks and didn't find any and declared them "effectively/functionally" extinct, which doesn't seem to differ from being "just plain ole" extinct in any way. It's not a case of there will never be anymore because the ones we have now are incapable of producing anymore, it's all the ones we knew of are dead and we can't find anymore. Sounds like "extinct" to me.

    3. Re:functionally? effectively?!? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Not enough living individuals to maintain the species. If there are still baji out there, their breeding intervals aren't frequent enough to ensure survival of the species... assuming that not finding any when you go looking for them is evidence of extremely low numbers of individuals.

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  90. How is this "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mods on crack today?

    1. Re:How is this "insightful"? by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... moderator crack...

  91. How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As for this issue, let's stick to morality, since this is a moral issue.

    Um, just to clarify a few things, please lay out your moral framework, as it relates to which living creatures it's OK to kill, and by what means. If it's a moral issue, that should be very simple for you to describe, since surely you're not basing that notion on any mixed premises or anything.

    Are you a vegan? And if so, what steps are you taking to make sure that a particular sub-species of earthworm that lives only in a little valley where thin, pale-looking organic farmers use ox-drawn iron-age plows to greenly raise the plants from which your Thanksgiving tofurkey was molded are all cut to ribbons in the process? You could be partly responsible for wormicide.

    Or, do your moral considerations vary as a function of animal cuteness or whether or not it was portrayed as good or evil in Narnia?

    I hate to see anything extinct, and wish that Giant Cave Bears still existed to eat granola-crunching naturalists that talk to trees on a first name basis, but you'd better be careful about the distinction between "dumb" and "immoral." Because once you cast the damage or support done to/for a particular species in moral terms, you're into some deep water. That is, if you have any intellectual honesty whatsoever.

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    1. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, just to clarify things, people who hunt are sadists. Since you so obviously want everyone to know that you are a sadist you must be even more deranged than the average hunter.

      Suprise suprise, some hunter doesn't care about causing harm to animals even though it has been demonstrated beyond a doubt that they feel pain. News at 11.

    2. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by SSCGWLB · · Score: 1

      Wow, you are so proud of your beliefs that you take the cowards way out? You can at least criticize and insult somebody to their face, as a man/woman, not hiding behind internet 'anonymity'.

      More on topic, hunters are not sadists. Neither are people who eat meat. You are welcome to your opinions.

      On topic:
      Its a shame about the dolphins went extinct, I am sure a more resilient species will replace them.

    3. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      Are you a vegan? And if so, what steps are you taking to make sure that a particular sub-species of earthworm that lives only in a little valley where thin, pale-looking organic farmers use ox-drawn iron-age plows to greenly raise the plants from which your Thanksgiving tofurkey was molded are all cut to ribbons in the process? You could be partly responsible for wormicide.

      This is painfully spurious reasoning. By the same logic, I could argue that it is not a valid moral action to donate 100 dollars to a charity, since it would have been possible to donate 120.

      Um, just to clarify a few things, please lay out your moral framework, as it relates to which living creatures it's OK to kill, and by what means. If it's a moral issue, that should be very simple for you to describe, since surely you're not basing that notion on any mixed premises or anything.

      Generally speaking, it is immoral to kill conscious beings. You are correct if you are to say that science has not yet provided a means by which to compare and contrast the consciousness of various species, but this is not a justification for refusing to include them in our moral considerations, not the least because the same limitation of science applies to humans as well -we are also incapable of evaluating the consciousness of one human against another human. If your reasoning is correct, then there is nothing to stop us from excluding some class of humans from the rest. So, just because we can't determine one beings level of consciousness with respect to anothers (yet) doesn't mean we should exclude them from our moral considerations. What sort of moral considerations am I talking about, and how should we make them? Well, it is quite intuitive that consciousness is directly proportional to cognitive complexity. While not yet proven, this is a good starting point for deciding whether it is okay for us to kill some given animal.

    4. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, just to clarify things, people who hunt are sadists.

      Never met one. Every hunter I know goes to a lot of trouble to make sure that the animals they eat - which live in the wild and pretty much never die of old age - meet a rather instantaneous end. Do you eat fish? When was the last time you saw to it that your salmon had a nice peaceful death, or a completely abrupt one? Hooking or netting a fish is a painful, panicky thing, just like capturing crabs, or running cattle into a chute for slaughter. I take very seriously my opportunity and responsibility to take wild game in an ethical manner.

      I also participate in keeping the eastern seaboard whitetail deer population under control. Since the natural predators are gone from suburbia, and such developments create ideal deer habitat, you wind up with many times the population of deer that were present even 300 years ago. When poor weather happens, or during the rut, you get vast number of these animals moving across highways or gathering in unnatually large herds. The result is painful (and sometimes drawn-out) death by injury from a vehicle, or very high rates of disease transmission from over crowding. People who want deer to live like that are sadists (to use your word). People who take the role that wolves used to play (in keeping the herds properly thinned out) not only are doing the species a service, but are also putting into their freezers some very healthy, lean meat that isn't soaked in steroids and anti-biotics, and which didn't involve huge farming operations (which burn tons of fuel and drench the soil with fertalizers) to raise and transport. While performing this little service, we (hunters) also pay large sums of money into state coffers, and support all sorts of wildlife conservation programs. Hunters do more to ensure the long term viability of wildlife (from ducks to deer to foxes and wild turkey) than most any other group.

      Since you so obviously want everyone to know that you are a sadist you must be even more deranged than the average hunter.

      Says the anonymous coward.

      I'm more than happy to tell people where the holiday meal they're eating came from. In my family, it's nice pheasant appetizers followed by a really good venison roast. All taken by me, in the field, while on my two feet. While I'm at it, I pick up trash, dispose of old abandoned barbwire, report poachers to the game wardens, tell farmers what I've seen on their back 40, and reduce - by at least a few meals - the demand for factory farming and all of the waste that goes with it.

      So, since you're a vegetarian, tell me everything you know about how the soybean farmers you buy from don't ever shoot the varmits that dig holes in their crop sections. Tell me how they tuck each groundhog and jackrabbit into bed every night. Do you sleep better at night knowing that the farmers you deal with use special combines that are guaranteed not to slowly crush voles, mice, and other small mammals as they drive over those animals' home turf? Oops! I forgot. That's simply not true, is it? Tell me what you know about the "organic" operations that, none the less, still practice ditch-to-ditch farming, thus reducing the very habitat that would provide homes for grouse or quail. You know, nature's little pest-bug patrol. In fact, tell me what you know about any of this whatsoever, since your previous comment would imply that you're an ignorant fool that thinks all food is produced by extracting it from rainbows, and delivered by My Little Pony to your grocery store. Hunters aren't sadists. But people who eat meat and wear leather without every personally doing the work of producing it are: cowards (and usually shrill, hypocritical asses, as well).

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    5. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is painfully spurious reasoning.

      Sometimes a little rhetorical absurdity works, I think. All I'm doing is challenging the anonymous coward to actually spell out the distinction between the thought he probably never gives to the vast number of critters that die in industrial agriculture, vs. one that can't survive proximity to human existance. Just because you can't do something perfectly doesn't mean you should be paralyzed into doing nothing, of course.

      it is immoral to kill conscious beings

      Sentience is indeed a tricky business. Alert animals that exhibit complex reactions to complex surroundings and circumstances are certainly different than, say, an insect. But plenty of people would suggest that a bee-hive, taken as a whole, is more "cognitively complex" than a rabbit. And yet we enslave bees, don't we? They are killed with a swat at the slightest perception that they'll sting. I'm inclined to look at a given valley's deer population in much the same way. When the population reaches the point where the animals are - in search of less populated turf - wandering in front of cars and being painfully injured and killed, or when there are so many crowded into a small area that the healthy ones are quickly picking up diseases from the few that would normally already have wandered off alone to die - it's a situation that's way out of balance. And there are no predators left to deal with it. Wolves, coyotes, and mountain lions are no longer allowed to take care of business. And believe me, I do weigh carefully the similarities between a deer and myself. If you've never personally field dressed a deer that you've killed 10 minutes before, that's at least one way in which you've never confronted your own mortality, believe me. But then, if you've never had a drug-free, ultra-lean venison tenderloin roasted with some fruit and served with a nice Petit Syrah, you've also missed out.

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    6. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Or, do your moral considerations vary as a function of animal cuteness or whether or not it was portrayed as good or evil in Narnia?


      Oh gosh darn it all to heck.
      Here I am at work not having read those books for a while.
      Remind me, if you will, which side the cows were on?
      Go evil cows!!! ( I have a really nice steak in the fridge ;-)

    7. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I am a Christian, and scripture says that we are permitted to eat everything that lives on the earth. This attitude is as valid as your unsupported assumption that every creature classified as an animal is conscious. What about motile plants?

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    8. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Ted Nugent rocks!

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    9. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      What you are is unqualified to engage in moral discussions. Assertion of your participation in a particular group is not justification for your actions. Would you grant moral equivalency to someone proclaiming themselves to be a devout follower of Mein Kampf?

      Do you really believe that something is moral because it is written in your magical rules booklet (scripture, as you call it)?

    10. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Ted Nugent rocks!

      Who?

      Kidding! My favorite of his publications: "Wack 'Em, Stack 'Em, and Pack 'Em"

      He's a pretty interesting guy, actually. If you can get him to slow down for five minutes - he sort of freaks people out sometimes because they can't keep up. Go Ted, go!

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    11. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      "All things are lawful, but not all things are profitable."--1 Corinthians 6:12
      Supposing you're right, and we humans can eat any livng creature--except other humans, of course. (We're creatures, too--just not the same sort of creature--and yet I'm sure the Bible is against cannibalism.)
      Anyway, you still don't want to chow down on, say, a cane toad; that would make for severe indigestion. And if you like eating white dolphins, you probably shouldn't eat the very last two. It's not like humans can create life ex nihilo yet.

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    12. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Oh gosh darn it all to heck.
      Here I am at work not having read those books for a while.
      Remind me, if you will, which side the cows were on?
      Go evil cows!!! ( I have a really nice steak in the fridge ;-)


      You're in luck! The closest thing in the books were Minotaurs, which are half-bull, half-man. And C.S. Lewis had them in the Witch's camp. So, other than that little half-man detail, I think you're good on that steak. Medium-rare, I suggest. Perhaps a nice glass of Cabernet? Maybe a little wild rice on the side (gotta have that fiber).

      Bon apetit!

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    13. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be perfectly fair, not all people who don't kill their own food are cowards or shrill, hypocritical asses. I personally don't go deer hunting because it's early and cold. If I'm awake at 5 in the morning, I better have a better reason than going outside and standing in the snow. I don't have a problem with killing my food, I've done it many times with fish and fowl.

      (Note: Not the dumbass AC)

    14. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by dvd_tude · · Score: 2, Informative

      Scratch a hunter and you'll uncover an environmentalist.

      See, historically it's been hunters that have been the first to move to protect habitats and watersheds essential to wildlife. They see firsthand the consequences when these are lost. You can call it enlightened self interest, but it's really more than that. It's a drive to preserve the legacy of the outdoors, to keep things pristine and healthy for future generations to enjoy. That's the very thing that moved Teddy Roosevelt (and avid hunter and sportsman) to create the National Parks system.

      Besides that, the whole ethos of skilled hunting isn't about achieving the kill. It is about respecting the animals one takes. That's a lot more than can be said about a minimum-wage slaughterhouse worker whacking cattle on the abattoir.

    15. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      "Hunters aren't sadists. But people who eat meat and wear leather without every personally doing the work of producing it are: cowards (and usually shrill, hypocritical asses, as well)."

      Damn dude. I was with you until this last ignorant sentence where you commit the same crime that the person you are replying to committed. I am a coward because I pay someone to kill an animal and cure its hide rather than do it myself? I could make my own leather shoes, jackets, etc but really, that is not how modern society works. I fix someones network and they make my shoes and jackets for me.

      I am thinking you just got too carried away in your argument since you normally post rationally.

      strike

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    16. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by BeEfHokie · · Score: 1

      Awesome post, totally agree. Even if for just the deer population control--there's going to be tons of them next year starving, this year had a HUGE acorn crop in the forests in WV that will almost certainly not happen again next year. Starving deer are the ones that stand in the middle of the highway and pick at any fruit trees you have planted in your yard as well as your gardens (oh, you don't grow your own food, what kind of organic food eater are you!?).

    17. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly fair, not all people who don't kill their own food are cowards or shrill, hypocritical asses.

      You're right, of course. I should say that people who say they never would/could are more in that camp. My apologies, because that was a bit too much of a generalization.

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    18. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Damn dude. I was with you until this last ignorant sentence where you commit the same crime that the person you are replying to committed.

      Yes, you're right. I meant to indicate that people who don't hunt, and say "I never could!" or "how awful!" etc... I'm sure you know the type, and probably know what I mean. But that was a little careless of me. Of course, in practical terms, a great deal of the meat I eat is killed by someone else for me. It's not whether someone else does it, or the ratio, it's whether you can see yourself doing it. I think it's important for people who aren't too squeamish to eat meat and wear animal skins around to understand what death is all about, as a precurser to those products. And people who THINK they understand, but don't ever want to see it (let alone DO it) are the folks about whom I'm complaining. Sorry I didn't make that clearer - it was shortsighted.

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    19. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      I am actually allergic to early mornings. But I've found that deer are just as plentiful in the late afternoon. And I prefer to hunt upland game with gun dogs, and that kind of hunting is usually better in late morning, after the frost has cleared.

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    20. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with you. Especially on the deer overpopulation part. I personally am a citizen of Salem, South Dakota, and live about 40 miles from Sioux Falls. This spring alone, there were cases of deer running into the mall parking lot. One incident was observed by a reporter, who saw seven deer run across a busy 4 lane road to get into the parking lot. Don't tell me that the deer population will never get too high.
      Thanks for the well written observation.

    21. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      Um, just to clarify things, people who hunt are sadists.


      Never met one. Every hunter I know goes to a lot of trouble to make sure that the animals they eat - which live in the wild and pretty much never die of old age - meet a rather instantaneous end.


      The original poster may not be spot on but they could well be in the right ballpark. Sadists are those that enjoy inflicting pain. Let's assume that all hunters are like you and kill their prey painlessly. There is still the fact that they kill them, and it's probably fair to say a lot them enjoy it. There isn't a word for this that I know of. The etymology of 'sadism' is with the Marquis de Sade. Therefore I suppose one that enjoys killing could be, what, a Bundyist? A Shipmanist? Something like that.

      However this hinges on whether animals have rights and feelings as humans do. If they do, then arguments like 'every hunter I know goes to a lot of trouble to make sure that the animals... meet a rather instantaneous end' are irrelevant. Saying 'I do kill people but I'm very careful they don't suffer' wouldn't wash, and that is what your original argument would be a tantamount to if animals do have the same rights as us. The same logic applies to 'we're putting them out of their misery' and 'it's good for the environment' arguments. If animals have no rights, similar to inanimate objects or automatons, then you can do what you like - hunt them, set fire to them, torture them (if 'torture' is an appropriate word for something that would feel no pain), whatever. Many people sit somewhere in the middle, depending on what the animal is. They believe you can kill some animals (e.g. cattle) as long you don't draw it out, but killing some others (e.g. pet dogs) is a no-no. There is also the possibility that animals have greater rights than humans, or even alternative rights, but this is usually dismissed out of hand. The problem is that no-one has ever seemed to provided a concrete answer to the question of animal rights. There is a spectrum of opinion but it is only opinion. Some religious people will claim we have a god-given right to kill animals, but this is a matter of belief (as many religious people will admit when pressed) and has never been proven to the best of my knowledge. Animal rights activists will claim they suffer just as we would, but they too have no real proof - you can't even tell for certain if the person next to you is definitely capable of suffering, let alone whether an animal is.

      My personal leaning? As there is an element of doubt, and most animals we consume share many traits with us (complex central nervous system, various brain structures, certain behaviours etc.) I take the safe option and neither hunt nor consciously consume animal products. True, the farmer that grows my soybeans may kill some animals but there's a big difference between actively killing and 'killing by proxy' as it were. There may be children suffering in sweatshops to make the clothes you wear but if you were to go and find them and make them suffer with your own hands then people would start to regard you in a very different light, no matter what your reasoning.
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    22. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Let's assume that all hunters are like you and kill their prey painlessly.

      No, not all are (or ever can be, as an absolute). But I'm only speaking for myself, and within reason, for all of those that I know to share the same ethos.

      There is still the fact that they kill them, and it's probably fair to say a lot them enjoy it.

      I can tell that you've never been hunting. Only a broken person takes actual pleasure in the death of the animal. Again, I know nobody like that. I don't know anyone that enjoys inflicting pain, and I don't know anybody that actually derives pleasure from watching an animal die. Being willing to personally cause that death (rather than having someone else do it for you at a nice, clean distance, and wrap it up in plastic for you), and understanding the reasons for doing it, and enjoying the larger activity, is not the same as getting some thrill out of the act of pulling the trigger. I usually face that moment with some trepidation - typically, out of concern that I don't have a good, immediately lethal shot. I have let countless freezers full of delicious meat walk right by my because I didn't know I had exactly the right angle, or because the wind that moment made me question my math, etc. Only once have I ever injured a deer, rather than have it fall over dead where it was standing ... and I sprinted to the spot to finish the job in a matter of seconds. It's something I don't like, and preventing a recurrence of those 30 seconds is a chief goal, and drives many of my decisions in the field.

      With birds, it's less of an issue. I only shoot gamebirds on the wing, and when you use the right gun, the right bird shot, and choose your opportunities wisely, that bird falls dead like a stone out of the air. Out of hundreds that have been on my dinner table, I've only had to take an extra step to dispatch perhaps two of them. Many, many more than I've ever killed have just gone flying on by because I knew I shouldn't pull the trigger. My dogs are trained to have a soft mouth, and if they catch a bird by themselves in the field, they bring it to me, intact and very alive, without so much as a puncture wound. They're not supposed to touch them (just point them!) but it can happen if one jumps up from cover right in front of their noses... and if it's not a keeper (for example, a hen pheasant is never killed), then off it goes, back into the cornfield. Other wise, I may kill it quickly by hand, like every farmer has killed chickens for thousands of years. It's certainly a lot quicker than dying in the talons of a hawk or in the jaws of a fox or coyote... and no pheasant makes it past two or three years old in the wild, ever - and not because of old age. Predators kill most of them before they're a year old. Some human predation claims a tiny percentage of that number, and under very careful population management guidelines.

      However this hinges on whether animals have rights and feelings as humans do.

      I'm comfortable saying that the animals I hunt don't have the same capacity for abstract dread that you and I have. Meaning, they're not imagining, as they walk along, all of the ways in which an armed primate might turn them into a meal, picturing their demise in dark, poetic ways, and thus living in some state of constant fear. They live in a state of constant alertness (since there are many risks and predators for them to worry about), and that is their way of life - whether we're in the picture or not). If we didn't have the capacity to civilize and modify our surroundings, we'd live exactly the same way (in a constant state of vigilence). But does a pheasant - which flushes from hedgerows at the approach of all manner of sounds, footsteps, smells, etc. - "feel," as you do, some grief-in-advance at the prospect of its own demise? As it's making its hundredth flush-from-cover that week (because a jackrabbit spooked it, or a goat thumped a nearby log, whatever), is it experiencing the same (or even v

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    23. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      There is still the fact that they kill them, and it's probably fair to say a lot them enjoy it.


      I can tell that you've never been hunting. Only a broken person takes actual pleasure in the death of the animal. Again, I know nobody like that.


      OK, we'll assume as well that hunters don't enjoy killing. They still do it. This does not affect the main part of my post - the 'hinges on animal rights' part. N.B. I have never been hunting.

      However this hinges on whether animals have rights and feelings as humans do.


      I'm comfortable saying that the animals I hunt don't have the same capacity for abstract dread that you and I have.


      With regard to their feelings you clearly have developed strong opinions. However, as I mentioned, they are just opinions. You do not know for sure. Nobody does. It is an unanswered question, and may be unanswerable. No-one is even close to providing an answer. You could lay the 'don't have the capacity for abstract dread' claim on anyone or anything. They could have stronger feelings than you for all you know. You are taking a chance by assuming they don't.

      Animals rights? If protecting them from a violent end is just as compelling to you as protecting a fellow human from a violent end


      Are you of the opinion that you're protecting animals from a violent end by killing them? Shooting things is generally considered violent. You are applying a different standard to them than you are to us. I'm not claiming that doing so is wrong. I'm claiming it is not known whether it is wrong or not.

      why aren't you out feeding coyotes your table scraps so that they won't kill deer? If you convey rights on those animals, you're conveying responsibility, as well. That's another entire discussion.


      There is a difference between actively killing and failing to prevent death. If we have a responsibility to actively preserve the lives of all those with rights to the best of our ability then our obvious failure to do so would clearly indicate we are all mass murderers. Is that really what you're claiming?

      there's a big difference between actively killing and 'killing by proxy' as it were


      No, there isn't. And if you really mean that, then you have absolutely no business discussing ethics at all. Come on, think it through.


      Let's look at some hypothetical examples:

      1: You, and many more like you (such as myself), consume goods and continue to consume these goods. Eventually this leads to the death of someone involved in the production process, be it by accident or negligence.
      2: You murder someone.

      Are you seriously telling me that you are of the opinion that these two are identical? As you claim 'if you really mean that, then you have absolutely no business discussing ethics at all', a strongly worded statement, then presumably your proof is conclusive. I would like to hear it. As it is likely that you are linked to someone's death somewhere down the line by consumption, please provide your proof before you sentence yourself to whatever punishment you think is appropriate for the murderer you consider yourself to be. Incidentally, if you support the death penalty, I would ask you to end your life humanely.

      In closing, I offer you an opinion of mine. It's unsubstantiated. I sometimes get the impression that people often formulate their reasoning to excuse their existing behaviour and not the other way round. Did you weigh up the arguments involved before becoming a hunter, or formulate them after? You mention your experience with animals quite a lot, and draw conclusions upon them. Was the substantial part of this experience of animals gained before you started killing them?
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    24. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by AlbertEin · · Score: 1
      Let's look at some hypothetical examples: 1: You, and many more like you (such as myself), consume goods and continue to consume these goods. Eventually this leads to the death of someone involved in the production process, be it by accident or negligence. 2: You murder someone.
      No, it's not like killing a man vs some farmer died cropping your food, it's more like killing someone with your bare hands versus paying someone to kill him. There's no difference at all, except that in the first one you got your hands dirty, but in both scenarios you were the direct cause of that murder. To bring food at your table you pay to the butcher to pay to the hunter (or the farmer or whatever) to kill your food. I'm not a vegie, i also pay to someone to kill my food, but i don't see a difference between that and killing it myself
    25. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      With regard to their feelings you clearly have developed strong opinions. However, as I mentioned, they are just opinions.

      Driven, as I've mentioned, by as many or more hours observing and interacting with said creatures than many a grad-student biologist. I come by my very considered opinions honestly, and have reinforced (as well as fine-tuned) many such notions through the years. They are just opinions in the same sense that yours are just opinions, but perhaps we could evaluate the actual hands-on, decades-long basis for those opinions, yours vs. mine? You're speaking in terms of not taking any chances that perhaps that Mourning Dove is one synapse away from forming abstract thoughts and a self-aware perspective on its place in the world. I'm not worried about taking that chance because my observations indicate that those birds operate on a very high-speed collection of instincts and impulses, and that in the short year or two that they live, don't appear to form or contribute to any sort of culture or unique group dynamics in the way that a sentient being would. They just don't have the cognitive horsepower for it, and nothing in their behavior indicates any hint thereof. Anthropomorphizing them out of queasiness doesn't change that.

      Are you of the opinion that you're protecting animals from a violent end by killing them?

      Don't put words in my mouth. I asked you to consider how violently many wild animals die, at the hands of other wild animals. If you're comfortable putting, say, cottontail rabbits on the same moral plane as humans, then whatever urge you have to stop one set of humans from killing another in (pick a place: let's say, Darfur... or, down the street from you, if you knew that some gang was going to kill a neighbor of yours for his DVD player) should likewise transfer to the protection of the morally equal herbivores that are going to be torn apart, limb from limb, by a less sweet animal. You can't have it both ways - if the animals are your moral equivalent, then they are at war, and are so in a way bloodier, more capricious, and more widespread than any human conflict. Where's your outrage? We could focus our considerable energies on providing meat eating predators with an alternative food so that they don't have to rip the thoats out of baby rabbits. If you're prepared to err on the side of assigning to such animals a moral framework, then you have to do it for the predators, too. Be sure not to notice your own forward-looking eyes and pointy canine teeth when you look in the mirror, by the way. That muddies the waters a bit.

      You are applying a different standard to them than you are to us. I'm not claiming that doing so is wrong. I'm claiming it is not known whether it is wrong or not.

      No, you're claiming that we have to err on the side of it being wrong. The logical extrapolation for your position is to also err on the side of presuming evil volition on the part of, say, a bobcat that captures a tree squirrel, plays with it for a bit, terrorizes it into a state of shock, finally kills it with a chomp, and then leaves it like a trophy (intact) out on a rock in the sun since, actually, it's not even the least bit hungry. How can you sleep at night knowing that happens? Or, are you able to err on the different side of your moral fault line when something like that is the issue?

      If we have a responsibility to actively preserve the lives of all those with rights to the best of our ability then our obvious failure to do so would clearly indicate we are all mass murderers.

      You're conflating things. I'm not saying we have that responsibility, I'm saying that if you hold that position, and also extend human equivalency to animals, you've got a lot of work to do. Regardless, the real issue you're avoiding with that line of thought is this: it's not that you're not acting to stop a death when you pay someone else to do something that involves killing an animal - you're causing it to happen. "Murde

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    26. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      No, it's not like killing a man vs some farmer died cropping your food, it's more like killing someone with your bare hands versus paying someone to kill him.


      No it isn't. Both murdering someone yourself and paying someone to commit murder are deliberate, unnecessary, a direct and predictable consequence of your actions and entirely your fault. When someone is killed by production of goods it is neither deliberate (being the product of accident, negligence or indifference), nor unnecessary (assuming the goods are basics and not luxuries, i.e. the original example, soybeans) nor a direct consequence (being the result of many complicated processes, any number of which are impossible to make completely safe) nor entirely your fault (being a matter of shared responsibility). You mention butchers - I never made any mention of this. I wasn't talking about eating meat. You may have misunderstood the original argument.
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    27. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1

      Driven, as I've mentioned, by as many or more hours observing and interacting with said creatures than many a grad-student biologist. I come by my very considered opinions honestly, and have reinforced (as well as fine-tuned) many such notions through the years.

      The extent of your experience with animals makes no difference, as there is no evidence that the manner of your experience is relevant to the discussion at hand. I will clarify my argument:

      It is the general opinion that killing people is wrong and I'm sure we can agree, at the very least for the sake of argument, that it is. Why this is the case is not clear. Some people think it is a matter of religion. Some say it is a product of evolved instincts. There are other arguments too, but none of them are conclusive. Nevertheless it is clear that humans possess properties or a property that means we should not kill them. If not, the immorality of killing humans is baseless and can be applied to anything. As we do not know what these properties are, we cannot know if animals also possess them or not. As we cannot know if animals possess them or not, any length of experience of animals is of no relevance to our discussion with our current level of understanding as we do not know what to look for. If we were discussing a lesser matter, such as the importance of mildly inconveniencing animals, then perhaps this would not matter. We are not. We are discussing matters of life and death of those that may have rights and such matters are generally considered too important to ignore.

      That's it in a nutshell. It has nothing to do with synapses. There is no proof that brain development is key to this discussion, as explained above. As an aside, I mentioned brain structures and so forth in my original post to hint towards why I do not also avoid consumption of plants and minerals. I may be wrong not to do so, but this would not prove any of your arguments right, it would just make both of us potentially more guilty. It has nothing to do with squeamishness. It has nothing to do with anthropomorphisation. It also has nothing to do with opinion. You are expressing opinions. I am telling you what I don't know. I have not balanced up some facts and come to a tentative conclusion. I don't know whether it is wrong to kill animals or not. Nor do I know whether anyone else does. I do know that no-one has ever presented me with an argument that has convinced me otherwise. If you consider my claim to ignorance to be a matter of my opinion then I would very much like to hear your evidence for this, as it would suggest you know more about me than I do and could be extremely enlightening.

      Are you of the opinion that you're protecting animals from a violent end by killing them?

      Don't put words in my mouth.

      It was not my intent to put words in your mouth nor in my opinion did I do so, as evinced by my use of a question - 'Are you of the opinion...?'. However this too is irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

      You wrote

      whatever urge you have to stop one set of humans from killing another... should likewise transfer to the protection of the morally equal herbivores that are going to be torn apart. ... You can't have it both ways

      If animals do indeed have rights (unproven, as I have noted) and we have a responsibility to protect them from each other (which I do not claim to be the case) then we are both guilty of a new and separate offence to the one under discussion. If they have rights and we don't have a responsibility to protect them from each other then our discussion is unaltered. Therefore this line of discussion it irrelevant too.

      Where's your outrage?

      I have no outrage in this matter. I do not condemn those that kill animals or eat meat as I do not know whether it is right or wrong

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    28. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      It is the general opinion that killing people is wrong and I'm sure we can agree, at the very least for the sake of argument, that it is. Why this is the case is not clear. Some people think it is a matter of religion. Some say it is a product of evolved instincts

      You're making too much of this (and, in a lot of ways, too little). It's simple: there are two basic cases for killing someone. 1) Self defense. 2) Everything else.

      When you choose to kill someone without the compelling reason (hint: #1), you are essentially saying that all bets are off. If you choose to kill someone - show the intent, act on it - for some objectively weak reason (meaning, it's not self-defense), then you are through your actions waiving your right to be safe from the same action by someone else. It's that simple. If you indicate that it's OK to kill for no valid reason, then you can BE killed for no valid reason. That's such a straightforward proposition that it pretty much goes without saying, but I'm saying it to refute your notion that we "don't know why" it's not OK to kill other people. Of course we do, and that's it. Case closed. People may also mention a few other theories (like, their imagined deity of choice says they shouldn't, or they think karma is real, etc), but in whatever hunk of innate rationality we all (most of us) carry around, it's clear that it's in our own reasoned self interest not to establish a social setting in which lethal hostility is tolerated.

      A grizzly bear is not going to sign onto that social compact. Of course, neither will a gorilla. Which brings me to:

      Then look at the canines and forward-pointing eyes of gorillas, which are herbivores

      Sorry, omnivores. Just like you, me, dogs, baboons, etc. Gorillas are observed eating meat, and routinely feast on termites and other forms of protein.

      then they are just as capable of being used for eating human meat, an act generally considered wrong

      No, you were talking about killing people, not eating them. Most people would be very uncomfortable eating human meat because it's a little too close to home, mortality-wise. It's unseemly. Until you've been stuck in the Andes for three weeks after your plane crashes, etc. Starvation tends to light up the more primitive pieces of the brain, and all of our carnivore/omnivore mammal relatives will sometimes be canabalistic, though less so among the omnivores.

      Did you just claim that there is no difference between the two and that there is also difference?

      No. Let's boil it down:

      1) There is no difference, ethically, between personally choosing to kill someone/something and choosing to pay someone else to do it for you.
      2) There IS a difference between choosing to kill something (say, for a meal, where the death of that something is the purpose of the action) and the consumption of a good or service that, in the course of its production, included the accidental death of someone working on it (using your example).

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    29. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      If you choose to kill someone - show the intent, act on it - for some objectively weak reason (meaning, it's not self-defense), then you are through your actions waiving your right to be safe from the same action by someone else. It's that simple.


      So, you believe we have a 'right to be safe from the same action by someone else' - that is, you have a right not to be 'kill(ed)... for some objectively weak reason'. Good, we're getting somewhere. I assume you believe the same right does not apply to some of the animals you hunt - that they do not have the right not to be killed for exactly the same 'objectively weak reasons (meaning it's not self-defense)'. Can you confirm this assumption to aid the progress of this discussion?

      That's such a straightforward proposition that it pretty much goes without saying, but I'm saying it to refute your notion that we "don't know why" it's not OK to kill other people. Of course we do, and that's it. Case closed.


      Case closed? I doubt it. We are agreed that people have a right not to be killed for 'some objectively weak reason'. Allow me to draw your attention to two theoretical bases for rights: natural rights and legal rights. Read these and it will become immediately clear that the argument is not closed. The basis for rights is not known. As the basis for rights is not known, we cannot know if animals have the same rights as us or not. My argument stands.

      A grizzly bear is not going to sign onto that social compact.


      No it won't. But we're not just talking about grizzly bears are we? We're talking about all hunting, including your hunting of birds, which probably weren't threatening your life. Let's just assume that killing an animal that is trying to kill you is fine. We can now ignore the question of grizzly bears. It still leaves the question of hunting animals that aren't threatening your life.

      Then look at the canines and forward-pointing eyes of gorillas, which are herbivores


      Sorry, omnivores. Just like you, me, dogs, baboons, etc. Gorillas are observed eating meat, and routinely feast on termites and other forms of protein.


      I did a google and it appears you're right. Oh well, it makes no difference to my argument. The debate over the basis for the concept of rights is unlikely to be settled by examining the shape of our teeth.

      then they are just as capable of being used for eating human meat, an act generally considered wrong


      No, you were talking about killing people, not eating them.


      My argument applies to both the killing and/or eating of people and the killing and/or eating animals. Killing and/or eating people is generally considered wrong, killing and/or eating animals generally is not. The reasons why are not known. It is the same problem.

      Did you just claim that there is no difference between the two and that there is also difference?


      No. Let's boil it down:


      1) There is no difference, ethically, between personally choosing to kill someone/something and choosing to pay someone else to do it for you.
      2) There IS a difference between choosing to kill something (say, for a meal, where the death of that something is the purpose of the action) and the consumption of a good or service that, in the course of its production, included the accidental death of someone working on it (using your example).


      Right. I was talking about point 2, and have been from the beginning, as my indicated by my mention of soybean farming. You agree with me. We can leave this section of the discussion behind.
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    30. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      that they do not have the right not to be killed

      They do not have that right, whether people are around or not. Animals kill each other all the time. Our pre-sentient ancestors killed them all the time, too. At some point, our cognitive skills evolved - quite probably exactly to improve the ability to hunt and make more effective use of limited physical speed and strength in the face of adversity (including hunger, territorial squabbles, etc). That evolution doesn't particularly change a day in the life of an arthritic antelope that's going to either wind up as protein for a tribe of humans, or protein for a pride of lions.

      But "rights" assume some premises, or set of precepts from which they can be derived. You indicate that the source of rights is "not known," as if they exist, and we can say what they are, but we just don't know why. This is sophistry (or the sentiment of someone that presumes rights ordained supernaturally). I contend that they can be objectively derived from the very nature of our existence and our ability to have this conversation. Looking for some external "source" of pre-defined rights is absurd. They aren't like gravity or the weather. They are what we make of them, and they are based on a world view that does, or does not embrace reality. People who opt for magical thinking might as well roll the dice, and people that look at it more rationally will construct a moral framework that derives from existence, free will, and our capacity to think about, and talk about those very things.

      the question of hunting animals that aren't threatening your life

      So, this isn't really about hunting at all, for you, then, is it? Because whether I kill a wild deer, or eat a cow that's been raised expressly to be a burger, neither is threatening my life. But our bodies need the proteins that are supplied by meat, and certain fats are vital. You will probably contend that once we started to come up with grains and various dietary supplements that come closer to precluding the need for animal-based proteins and fats, that there's no need for using animals in that way. Leaving aside the issue of wildlife management for a moment, does the presence or absence of a particular new miracle family of plant-based meat replacements actually change your perception of animal rights? How does changing the nature of vegetables change the nature of the animals?

      You're rather carefully saying you don't know about these things. But buried behind your frequent protestations of ignorance is the clear shape of an agenda, which you really should just spell out. Pleading ignorance about something as fundamental as the basis for your ethics doesn't really line up with the rest of your tone, I think.

      Killing and/or eating people is generally considered wrong, killing and/or eating animals generally is not. The reasons why are not known.

      It's not a big mystery! People don't want to be eaten, and have the intellectual capacity to form societies that create and pass along codes of behavior that allow those societies to thrive above and beyond simple hunter/gatherer existence. Our evolution as a species depended on cooperation along those lines, and our evolution as a collection of cultures has (with some notable exceptions) reinforced that. People who step outside the reasonable boundaries of those societies (and, say, murder people) waive their rights to the protection of that society. If you opt out, you really opt out.

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    31. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      that they do not have the right not to be killed


      They do not have that right, whether people are around or not.


      Good, more progress. You contend that animals do not have the right not to be killed 'for some objectively weak reason', and that humaans do have that right.

      But "rights" assume some premises, or set of precepts from which they can be derived... I contend that they can be objectively derived from the very nature of our existence ... They are what we make of them,


      Let us assume this is true - the truth in this matter can be derived from the nature of our existence. No-one has ever come to a concrete conclusion on what facets of our existence they are derived from and what the resulting rights are. There is still debate and the debate may continue forever. You have your opinion, but it is an only an opinion. There is no absolute proof. Can we at least agree that the debate on the basis of rights is still open? It has been discussed by people far intelligent than us for a very long time. To claim that you know for certain what the answer is without a thorough proof would be presumptuous.

      the question of hunting animals that aren't threatening your life


      So, this isn't really about hunting at all, for you, then, is it?


      It isn't, and it never was. As you will recall from my original post it 'hinges on whether animals have rights'. This question is as yet unresolved.

      You're rather carefully saying you don't know about these things. But buried behind your frequent protestations of ignorance is the clear shape of an agenda, which you really should just spell out.


      I have made my stance quite clear. I do consume animal products as I am not sure whether it is wrong or not to do so. I have no agenda. I am not an animal rights activist. Furthermore, my agenda is irrelevant. My argument would still hold whether I had a hidden agenda or not.
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    32. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I do consume animal products as I am not sure whether it is wrong or not to do so.

      I'm trying to reconcile that statement with your earlier one: "I take the safe option and neither hunt nor consciously consume animal products."

      It's possible that I'm now misunderstanding your entire point, here.

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    33. Re:How are your nice morality-safe leather shoes? by Beige · · Score: 1
      I do consume animal products as I am not sure whether it is wrong or not to do so.


      It's possible that I'm now misunderstanding your entire point, here.


      Sorry, that was a mistake on my part. I meant to type 'I do not consume...'. Incidentally, whether I consume animal products or not does not alter the argument. It would just make me something of a hypocrite if I did.
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  92. So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish by filesiteguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why is it - knowing that the dolphin probably bailed out - I'm suddenly looking up in the sky wondering if a large fleet of construction ships will soon be overheard in preparation to create an interstellar bypass?

    1. Re:So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish by ozbird · · Score: 1

      In this case, it's "So long - and thanks for nothing."

  93. Amatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the Chinese can kill off a species of Locusts like the Americans have...then they have something to be proud of.

  94. that's such bullshit by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    by your same logic, if i murder you, it's a natural act

    so therefore, i should not be held accountable, right?

    accountability and responsibility: what do those concepts mean to you?

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    1. Re:that's such bullshit by ductonius · · Score: 1
      by your same logic, if i murder you, it's a natural act

      so therefore, i should not be held accountable, right?

      Strawman. A willful act of a single person toward another person is not equivalent to the collective acts of a species toward other species.
    2. Re:that's such bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      accountability and responsibility: what do those concepts mean to you?

      When it means reward: everything. When it means punishment: nothing.

    3. Re:that's such bullshit by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Laws are created by humans for humans. Or do you think lions have a trial every time one of them eats a wildebeest?

    4. Re:that's such bullshit by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      > by your same logic, if i murder you, it's a natural act
      > so therefore, i should not be held accountable, right?

      Well the dolphins for sure would not care if you killed me. From their perspective that is a natural act. If a dolphin A kills a dolphin B, then other dolphins may become angry at dolphin A and punish him, though.

  95. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by GeckoX · · Score: 1

    Because it's the moral attitude that leads to these kinds of extinction.

    We've proven over and over that we're not capable of making that kind of distinction. We kill indiscriminantly. If we can't choose to NOT wipe out a species like this dolphin, how are we going to choose to not wipe out some species that is key to our survival?

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  96. Just like "synthetic chemical" by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Some people assocy automatically "synthetic chemicals" to bad things. See additive for example. It does not matter to them that the structure is the same , as long as it is synthetised, and tehrefore not "natural" , it is bad. Since this is my family, after trying educating them, I choose to ignore them and their antic (microwave is not cooking food naturally and give cancer, quartz clock give cancer, magnetic stone increase longevity, homepathy is a medicine and I won't citate the worst).

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  97. Douglas Adams by mockchoi · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry Douglas. I waited too long.

  98. Forget whie dolphins, hello super white dolphins! by zbend · · Score: 1

    Can't we just genetically engineer some new super white dolphins, and this time throw in some genes to help them attack commercial fishing traffic, and also talk.

  99. why do you think i would disgree with you? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i couldn't have said what you just said better myself, nor do i have the slightest disagreement with your sentiments

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  100. extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were around for 20 million years. Time for them to get out. Make room for the Humans.
    If we want an albino dolphin we can take a grey one and paint it or mutate with gene splicing/

  101. Not entirely true- by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    Many ants (as an example) will herd aphids, and care for aphids much like humans care for cows. Other species care for acacia trees, to the point where they kill off competing plants in the area to maximize the survival chances of the acacia. Admittedly, these ants are instictivly acting to ensure their own survival, but another species benefits.

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  102. Humans rule! Dolphins can SUCK IT! by Lurker2288 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Take that, you blowholin' sons of bitches! Try playing ball with Shamu now!

  103. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by xappax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say we focus on those instead of crying over what is essentially a sad but unimportant story.

    Did it occur to you that bee monoculture was a problem until you read that story? Yeah, me neither. See that's the problem. If we could tell which species and ecosystems were important to protect, I'd be right behind you: "pay attention to the ones that matter, and who gives a fuck about the rest?!?!"

    But the problem is, we don't know what the hell we're doing. We don't know what species are important, what environmental variables do what, and we generally don't find out until things have gotten out of hand and shit like entire species have been destroyed. You can find innumerable examples where a seemingly insignificant change in an environment caused some fairly significant and harmful cascade.

    Because we don't understand exactly how ecosystems work yet, we're limited to leaving them mostly alone and keeping them the way they are, because as every programmer knows, getting excited and trying to fiddle with a system you don't understand frequently leads to a crash. And unlike on a computer, we can't just reboot the planet.

  104. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by mpapet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this species was not an integral part of our environment, then why all the fuss about its death?

    1. I'm not here to teach you basic biology. Shame on you if you graduated high school without a basic understanding of the food chain.

    2. Humans are creating biologic monoculture.

    A pandemic WILL come along and without biodiversity we're all dead.

    These are historical facts that cannot be argued away.

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  105. Are we fighting evolution? by dangerz · · Score: 1

    Species go extinct all the time. It's sad, but we can't expect to preserve every single species there is out there.

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  106. Farwell! by Alchemar · · Score: 1

    So Long, and Thanks for all the fish!

  107. Because we couldn't point out all the... by deesine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    buzzkills with a diminished sense of humor, like yourself.

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  108. Thanks for All the Flips by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Someday paleontologists (or their successors) might inspect white dolphin fossils from the Yangtze bottom and think of them the way we now think of New Zealand mice.

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  109. Obligatory Homer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yummmmmm, white dolphin, argh, ugh, argh

  110. Re: Don't Need No Stinking Dolphins by mpapet · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the trees will get pollinated

    Not without bees they won't. Magic fairy pixie dust maybe? Wait, Science will fix it? You mean when biologic mega-corps patent some half-broken version of pollination they'll just make it free out of the goodness of their corporate heart?

    What about all of the other plants bees polinate? Those won't be around either.

    Do you think McDonalds just manufactures hamburgers out of thin air?

    Where will you get the micronutrients your body needs? Not McDonalds.

    What about the hundreds of thousands of other products made with nuts and other pollinated plants?

    Please reconsider your opinions in this matter carefully because right now you are advocating sudden and massive starvation either through food being too expensive for most to eat (even in the U.S.) or simply unavailable.

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  111. Still time to save the finless by MrCopilot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the expidition website:

    Alongside the search for the Baiji, the scientists surveyed also the population of the endemic Yangtze Finless Porpoise, and the total was less than 400. The situation of the finless propoise is just like that of the baiji 20 years ago, sais Wang Ding, deputy director of the Institute of Hydrobiology Wuhan. Their numbers are declining at an alarming rate. If we do not act soon they will become a second Baiji, said Wang Ding, deputy director of the Institute of Hydrobiology of the Chinese Academy of Science in Wuhan

    http://www.baiji.org/expeditions/1/overview.html

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  112. liberal bias once again - this is offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    liberal bias once again - this is offtopic, why isn't it modded that way?
    Could someone please explain how this is "Insightful" and not just way off topic?

  113. known to exist by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1, Insightful

    believed to have existed...

  114. I have another question! by ajenteks · · Score: 1

    How did the machines know what tuna tasted like?

  115. New mod needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1: Preachy and Assuming.

  116. Chinese borders by jd · · Score: 1

    I'd believe that if it weren't for the extremely large number of pirates operating in Chinese waters. Assuming said pirates aren't operating with the full knowledge of the Government, of course. However, this gets back to the point I was making - the Government is unlikely to have made any serious effort to stop a group that saved said Government from political embarrassment or expense, particularly if said Government could claim credit for any success, deny responsibility for any failure, and collect bribes along the way. It's not in the interests of politicians to deny themselves free publicity and free money.

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    1. Re:Chinese borders by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I'd believe that if it weren't for the extremely large number of pirates operating in Chinese waters. Assuming said pirates aren't operating with the full knowledge of the Government, of course.

      And are pirates operating in the Yangtze river where this species of dolphin lives? Also, my guess is pirates know how to play the game so they don't get caught. I kinda doubt the greenpeace guys, or other environmental groups know how to do this.

      the Government is unlikely to have made any serious effort to stop a group that saved said Government from political embarrassment or expense, particularly if said Government could claim credit for any success

      If I were a Chinese government official, I might be leary of news travelling around that China couldn't stop the extinction of a species that only exists in China, and had to allow outsiders to do it.

      Also, how expensive would it have been for any of these groups to mount a full-fledged captive breeding program? I certainly don't know.

      My point is that's it's pretty easy to sit on your easy-chair and be critical of outside groups not stopping this. It's quite a bit different when you consider what it actually might take to do something about it. I have a hard time believing it's a simple movie-plot where they sneak into China, round up some dolphins, then high tail it out, with cute dolphins doing tricks on the ship while the credits role. (Throw in a love story, some personal sacrifice, and someone being left behind, and you've got yourself a summer blockbuster).

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    2. Re:Chinese borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Throw in a love story, some personal sacrifice, and someone being left behind, and you've got yourself a summer blockbuster)

      Saw it, wasn't that thrilled. Needed more Birds of Prey.

  117. What a boneheaded point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of steaming piles...Natural selection is about fitness. The fittest species survive. Longevity gets you nadda, buddy. Zero. Zilch. Ask T. Rex.

    They could not adapt to their surroundings. They died. That is the losing end of survival of the fittest.

    Of course humans played a part. That doesn't remove the fact that this species didn't adapt...and died.

    Time to stop hugging that tree long enough to pull the splinters out of your brain.

  118. "Natural": a mirror of a word by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    There are so many variations to the meaning of the word "natural" that it's as fruitful a subject for critical analysis as it is useful for communication. When you use the word you convey as much about the way you view the world as you convey objective information.

    The question of what is "natural" about human activity has been a point of tension for hundreds of years. That includes dramatic tension too--read "King Lear" with a critical eye and watch how its many interpretations are used to create drama.

    Your post arises from a broad consideration that everything that exists, exists within nature--therefore everything is natural. But that ignores the broad historical use of the word as a distinction between conscious man and unconscious animals and processes.

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  119. Re: Embraceable Monoculture by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    Let me give you an example. Bees. The American commercial bee population is a monoculture.

    This is actually something I know a little about, as my girlfriend took a bee keeping class last spring and wants to keep bees next spring. Commercial bees are NOT a monoculture. There's several different strains you can buy. Some are more resistant to the mite problem. Her instructor is actually developing a strain of "hygenic" bees that clean out hives quickly from mite infestations.

    Now, what happens when it's cows or corn? Rice? Wheat?

    I'm not sure any of those things are a mono-culture. There may be certain hybrids of each of those that are a mono-culture and that's a potential problem. Apples are an example of a plant that're all mono-culture (Apples trees are all clones of the original tree that produces that type of apple).

    Anyway, your argument is kind of silly. A minor species of dolphins dying off has nothing to do with threats to the food supply. That doesn't mean we shouldn't try to prevent species from becoming extinct due to us changing the environment.

    Mono-cultures of a the food supply are in general a bad idea since it can lead to an enormous shortage if some staple crop fails. But connecting that to dolphin extinction makes no sense, and only sounds like FUD.

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  120. Last Chance To See - Northern White Rhino next? by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    As my Another Chance To See blog has been keeping an eye on the Baiji Dolphin and all the other animals from Last Chance To See, it would be remiss of me not to mention that the Northern White Rhino is also on the final brink of extinction with between 2 and 4 animals left in the wild - 2 left?

    And if you have a spare few quid, please send them to our Save The Rhino fundraiser. Even if we can't save the Northern White Rhino, there's plenty of other subspecies that need our help.

  121. Tuna now Safer! by Creedo+Kid · · Score: 0

    Oh good! One less species of Dolphin to have to protect our tuna from....

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  122. Duh! They did! by gwayne · · Score: 1

    If they didn't want to go extinct they could have spent all that time developing their own space program and left.

    Duh, they did!

    1. Re:Duh! They did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHALES Mr. Scot, they were WHALES.

  123. It's outrageous by Baldrson · · Score: 1

    I can't believe people are worried about some minor species of dolphin going extinct when Bill Gates is being prevented from importing unlimited H-1b programmers. Can't people keep perspective anymore? How is Microsoft supposed to be able to afford the tens of thousands of programmers if it actually has to pay them real money? Can a fresh water dolphin program C#, VB, .NET, for $15/hour? No? Then let's hear it for dolphin sushi!

  124. Not a very skilled analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >The problem with fishing was not limited to overfishing - >there are plenty of fish upriver of the dam. The problem >was that the Chinese saw no point in allowing the dolphins >and the fish to be in the same stretch of river.

    Plentiful "fish upriver of the dam" is a myth. Do you know how big the Three Rivers dam is and the amount of urban and industrial pollution that continues in its proximity, upstream and downstream?

    >The Chinese could - very easily - have moved the dolphins upriver of the dam, getting them out of the way of boats, pollution, etc. The decision not to do so had nothing to do with capability, money, resources, fish, pollution, or any other such problem. The decision not to was based on apathy.

    Nothing's free. Transport of dolphins and cetaceans is more difficult then it sounds. The dolphins first have to be tranquilized, I believe. Then the dolphin movers use a special cloth harness, straps and suspension mechanism to keep their weight evenly distributed. You sound like a racist saying it's none of the above reasons but apathy.

    >The environmentalists were equally capable of moving the dolphins.

    It takes money fool.

    1. Re:Not a very skilled analysis by jd · · Score: 1

      I'm more lifeform-ist. I like lifeforms. I like the fact they form. I like the fact they live. I have no problem with lifeforms. Some of my best friends are lifeforms, although I have to admit that the toaster is a better conversationalist at times. My problem is with the sedimentary types (no, that is spelled correctly).

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  125. Seriously-- can anyone please by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    define for me the difference between
    EVOLUTION (tail end of) and EXTINCTION

    the thing was listed as being nearly blind, and how many millions of years old?

    perhaps- the damn thing FAILED TO EVOLVE, unlike seagulls and pigeons.....

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  126. Slave wages my.... by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    I personally and work with plenty of mainland Chinese. Not one of them thinks that China is getting worse. Indeed, the number of people living in poverty there is plumetting. Thirty years ago, one of my co-workers had to spend months each winter living essentially off of yams. Now is a professional worker in the US, and can easily take care of his mother back in China.

    You can thank our DVD buying habits for that.

  127. Oh get over yourself by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    People have used humour to deal with tragedy for as long as humour has existed.

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  128. kudos by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    to whoever tagged it "solongandthanksforallthefish"

  129. Does this really matter though? by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 0

    I know that this is going to sound horribly callous, and I am personally very sad that we have to say goodbye to yet another species (and especially a species of dolphin, the puppies of the ocean), but does it really matter that the species has gone extinct? The human race nowadays spends more time adapting the environment to itself than vice versa, and all the while it is just getting bigger and consuming more resources...eventually there's going to be a collapse and humans will either disappear or at least be severely diminished. New animal species will evolve, life will go on, and the successors to humans will probably not mourn the massive wave of extinctions during the atomic age any more than we today mourn the massive wave of extinctions 65 million years (and six months) ago.

    Maybe I'm just being cynical because it seems so futile to try and protect other species. We may be successful in protecting some, but it's only going to be a temporary solution unless we can stem human overpopulation, and - barring some catastrophe - I don't see that happening any time soon.

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  130. No, its not natural selection at all. by Generic+Player · · Score: 1

    Natural selection is not some fundamental law of physics. Its our name for something we observed in nature. The weak, sick, unfit specimens are killed by other animals, for reasons such as food. It has nothing to do with the indiscriminate killing of all specimens of an entire species under any circumstances, especially not through the destruction of their habitat. Natural selection applies to individuals, not to species.

    And natural is specifically defined as not including those things which exist only due to humans. We make the word, we make its definition, and we define it as "that thing we escaped from". We are not part of nature, we have removed ourselves from nature.

  131. Their last words... by guruevi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!

    Now we'll just have to wait for those Vogon's

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  132. Gilgongo! by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    Gilgongo!

    (Look it up - although I admit it's not a very funny joke.)

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  133. Igloos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?

  134. Well this sux big time for the white man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more waxing the dolphin :-(

  135. Neologism alert! by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1
    Just out of curiosity, I googled "sleshwere", and got exactly one hit. Congratulations on a new single-word googlewhack! Unfortunately, there are now two slashdot postings containing that word.

    Oh, and about the dolphins, bummer. But why are mammals more important than other non-mammalian species that have gone extinct? Because we're more closely related to them? That's rather self-centered, don't you think?

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  136. Of course he's not new! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's using a rude joke as a moral bat to bash the less-moral-than-he.

  137. Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    Species die out all the time. It's not that uncommon and very few of the extinctions throughout history were caused by humans. Ultimately if a species can't adapt to its conditions it does. That's how nature works. Take raccoons or coyotes... Hear them complaining about the humans invading their environment? I'd say they're doing better than ever. On the other hand we have the dodo. Now if that species had adapted to being eaten by humans by evolving to be less... edible... then it would have survived. But no... they had to remain tasty and delicious and the species paid the price!

    And keep in mind that all the other species on earth need us (or another species like us) and our clever monkey brains to figure out how to get off this rock before the sun explodes in a couple billion years. Otherwise all life that we know of will die and the whole entire exercise will have been pointless.

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    1. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      I definitely understand your point, but as I said in another reply, we know better - we can make choices. Other animals may and do exterminate other species, but they do that without realizing it. However, I don't share your view of life's pointlessness because of the destruction of planet Earth in the figurative hands of the expanding Sun. After all, each one of us will die sooner or later, but most of us still don't consider our lives pointless. Death is just a natural part of the life of living beings - and the existence of planets, too.
      Sure, the White Dolphin would also have gone extinct,sooner or later with or without our interference. I just find the way it happened to be a disgrace, for reasons stated in my other replies.

      BTW, dodos weren't delicious. They tasted horrible, and were not widely used for human food. Human-introduced pigs and other feral animals were their doom.

    2. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by ricree · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now if that species had adapted to being eaten by humans by evolving to be less... edible... then it would have survived.
      Actually, the opposite is pretty much true. As far as evolutionary strategies go, being a species that humans like to eat has proven quite successful. Look at wheat or corn, for example. Humans clear vast tracts of land for the sole purpose of allowing these species to propagate. Chickens, cows, pigs, etc are all doing very good in evolutionary terms because we like to eat them. Maybe the dodo should have become more edible, rather than less.
    3. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by quizzicus · · Score: 4, Informative
      very few of the extinctions throughout history were caused by humans.

      Yeah, it's not like we've killed off so many species that scientists refer to the modern era as the Holocene Extinction Event, or the Sixth Extinction; or are claiming that this is the fastest mass extinction in Earth's history, giant meteors included. No, there's hardly any extinction going on.

      Please perform at least a cursory Google search before making broad scientific claims.

    4. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultimately if a species can't adapt to its conditions it does. That's how nature works.

      If polar bears can't learn to swim for days at a time in the next 50 years, they deserve everything they get?

    5. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Profound · · Score: 1

      Dodo flesh was apparently not very tasty.

      The reason it died out was that Dutch ship crews used to get drunk and go bashing Dodos for fun. Apparently some mornings they found thousands of dead Dodos from the night before. They were killed for drunken human entertainment.

      The way it normally works is:
      -All animals that are not afraid of predators are killed. The ones that are survive.
      -Soon the whole population is afraid of predators and a new equilibrium is established.

      The trouble is, the island was small, humans are very efficient killers and they were thoroughly wiped out so not given a chance to develop the fear that is necessary to survive.

    6. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you actually use your brain while reading the links you posted?

      Regardless of my thoughts of the the issue of the dolphin and where I may or may not stand on the issue, the articles you point to have no scientific merit.

      The first WIKI article:
      Since 1500 AD, 698 extinctions have been documented by the International Union for Conservation of Nature and Natural Resources[1].

      Which is a lot more than we had documented before 1500 AD, isn't it? How many writings do we have, spesifically how many scientific records of animal populations, which include area not known about in the times before 1500 AD? Also, any cliamate and weather data you have from this period would be vitally useful, too.

      However, since most extinctions are likely to go undocumented, scientists estimate that during the last century, between 20,000 and two million species have become extinct, but the precise total cannot be determined more accurately within the limits of present knowledge.

      "Scientists Estimate"... Which scientists? Estimation is qguessing, nothing more. Did they have any data to support their guesses?

      Then it lists a lot of known extint things that were killed in the era listed, but doesn't attempt to prove it's giagantic claim that more died in this area than the several million years prior to 1500AD. Why should I believe that this psudeo-sceine?

      # Seven out of ten biologists believe that we are in the midst of a mass extinction of living things, and that this dramatic loss of species poses a major threat to human existence in the next century.

      # In strong contrast to the fears expressed by scientists, the general public is relatively unaware of the loss of species and the threats that it poses.

      # This mass extinction is the fastest in Earth's 4.5-billion-year history and, unlike prior extinctions, is mainly the result of human activity and not of natural phenomena.

      # Scientists rate biodiversity loss as a more serious environmental problem than the depletion of the ozone layer, global warming, or pollution and contamination.

      # Scientists overwhelmingly believe that we must act now to address the biodiversity crisis. The majority of scientists believe the crisis could be averted by a stronger stance by policymakers and governments and by individuals making changes in their daily lives.

      # Scientists believe some of the most important effects of this dramatic species loss are:


      No detail about what study/studies, who funded them, what scientists, what they were asked spesfically, the standard deviation of the bell curve was, number polled. Moreover, this is about what they "personally believe" it seems, and not what their data says.
    7. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by strikethree · · Score: 1

      We may be responsible for lots of species going extinct, however, compared to all of the extinctions that have occurred (he did say throughout history right?), we have been responsible for very few. Consider how many species of dinosaurs there were. How many of those did we kill off? How many species died out so that dinosaurs could become the dominant form of life? Really, you have got your panties in a twist over nothing.

      strike

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    8. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and i can do a Google search that says that aliens populated the earth and a bunch of souls flew out of a volcano with a nuclear weapon in it. That doesn't make it true.

    9. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes.

    10. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Stachel · · Score: 1
      On the other hand we have the dodo. Now if that species had adapted to being eaten by humans by evolving to be less... edible... then it would have survived.
      Not to rain on your rant, but the dodo tasted so bad that the Dutch called it the Walgvogel ('loathsome bird'). It was probably predation by animals imported from Europe (pigs, rats, dogs etc.) that did it in.

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    11. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying, in essence, is since we evolved a mental capacity which allowed us not be driven to extinction by the cave bear and sabre tooth tiger that only looked at us as food, we are now burdened with the responsibility to treat other creatures in ways they would never have treated us?

      Why is it every time someone earns something, whether it be financial wealth or status as top species of the planet, they are now not expected to be allowed to rejoice in their earnings, but instead are bullied into giving it away to those who didn't earn the same?

      I say BS. If you earn it, it's yours, you do what you want with it. If you didn't, too damn bad. Your problem, not mine. That goes for lowly snail darters and the never ending poor (of which I have been, but am no longer).

    12. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by maxume · · Score: 1

      The dodo was hunted to extinction by 'modern' man because it was thought to be an abomination. Of course, humans have a storied history of slaughtering anything and everything not smart enough to run away. Chickens, cows and pigs are all domesticated versions of stuff that was smart enough to get away at least some of the time. Larger land animals have not been so successful throughout history. See:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_megafauna

      E.O. Wilson proposes that part of the reason Elephants are still around may be that they had the advantage of evolving in lockstep with humanity.

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    13. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how using my highly-evolved mental capacity to drive other species to extinction equals to rejoicing in my (supposed) earnings.

      It's not like we have "earned" our big brains by hard work. WE had nothing to do with it, and we didn't strive for it. We just got them.

      Power, no matter how it was gained, can be used for good or for causing suffering. I abhor the latter choice.

    14. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

      Sweet, we can have an "ecosystem" made of racoons, rats, flies, rats, coyotes, jellyfish, and more rats, because that's the "natural" way of it, since we humans are part of the ecosystem you know. Maybe we were 60,000 years ago, but for the last 11000 years it's been a quest to remove ourselves from that system.

      This isn't about a species adapting to "its conditions," it's about a species adapting to our conditions -- and that's where the problem lies. Not every species lives on McDonald's, olestra, and motor oil.

      And hah. Like we as a species would have any inclination to take all the racoons, rats, flies, rats, coyotes, and jellyfish off this rotted husk of a planet when we leave. We can't even save the species we "like." And we'll have to leave (or die) looooong before the sun explodes because we'll have made this place uninhabitable.

      Last, has it occured to you that we might possibly need some of the species that are in danger? I'm not talking about to fill our days with educational documentaries, but to actually help cure some of the diseases that we are so adept at creating for instance.

    15. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by Urkki · · Score: 1
      We may be responsible for lots of species going extinct, however, compared to all of the extinctions that have occurred (he did say throughout history right?), we have been responsible for very few.


      You're mixing "extinction" and "extinction event". We're responsible for just *one* extinction event, this current one. But that's not "very few", since there haven't been that many extinction events total, I think just *three* major ones (plus the one we're in now) during last 300 million years. Being responsible for an event that occurs maybe once per 100 million years is not something I'd call "nothing"...

      I suspect the peak of this extinction event will be reached when almost all of the rainforests are gone. And considering our current population growth, I dont' think we can save the rainforests. They'll be overrun and destroyed by humans within next 500 years. There's some hope, ie stopping the population growth by some other means than starving people (because starving people will turn rainforests into deserts), but somehow I'm not very hopeful we can pull it off...
    16. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by fm6 · · Score: 1

      So driving thousands of species to extinction is no big deal, because many more have gone extinct naturally? That's like saying Hitler and Stalin were no big deal, because the millions they murdered were a tiny percentage of all the murders that ever happened.

      Anyway, when we lose a species, we impoverish our own environment. We already live in a world that is a lot less interesting and enjoyable because there are no longer thousands of whales crowding the oceans or huge flocks of migratory birds crowding the skies. North American now has a tiny fraction of the forests it had 200 years ago. And so on. If trends continue, our grandchildren will live in a world where there are no natural creatures that you can see without a microscope. And it will take millions of years to evolve new ones. So humanity will live out the rest of its existence surrounded by potted plants, domesticated animals, and "weed" species like rats and raccoons.

      There's also the little detail that we're kind of dependent on all the biodiversity we're destroying. You destroy a species here and a species there — no big deal, there are many more. But you do this enough times, and some vital ecological link gets broken, and some natural system we unknowingly rely on to get food, water, or air just stops working. But hey, that's no big deal — just one more extinct species, right?

    17. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      Are new species are being created all the time, or have all the species that will ever exist already been created?

      Think carefully before you answer that question.

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      Final 2006 "Proof of Global Warming" US Hurricane Count -> 0
    18. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I think you have read more into my comment than was there. I was merely pointing out that relatively speaking, we are responsible for very few extinctions. I did not say nor directly imply that I find human caused mass extinctions to be acceptable. (although killing off a few species of mosquito might be pleasurable)

      strike

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      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    19. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by fm6 · · Score: 1

      If you're going for a socratic argument, I'm too dense to see it. Why don't you just go ahead and explain yourself.

    20. Re:Top Of the Food Chain, Ma! by fm6 · · Score: 1

      It's hard to read anything into such convoluted logic. You think mass extinctions aren't cool, but human-caused extinctions don't count because they are "relatively" small? Dude, we're currently losing 30,000 species per year. Bet you didn't know that.

  138. Please do watch by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

    The Japanese dolphin hunting video is bloody pathetic. While the definition of what is edible varies between cultures, the point here is their way to hunt and kill dolphin is excessively violent and unnecessary (e.g. tie the dolphin tail to the back of a truck and drive away... for the surviving ones let them to die slowly after being stabbed with knief for a couple of times). Besides, dolphins tend to travel for a fair distance and are in the open ocean most of the time. They belong to more than a single nation. The Japanese do not farm them. It is not really comparable to say eating cattle or even dogs.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&v=4UOGgUdNhVM

    I am *not* an environmentalist... If you don't like Joaquin Phoenix's commentary, switch off the speaker while watching the video... You can reach your own neutral judgement. But, please do watch.

  139. I call bullshit by crmartin · · Score: 1

    ... the white dolphin has been known for 20 million years?

  140. the corporate class is the only one who benefits by nido · · Score: 1

    So if we're going to feel bad about something, feel bad that some Chinese kid had food to eat and could go places.

    China did just fine feeding itself for generations. Then subsidized U.S. agricultural products (the grain surplus) pulled the rug out from underneath Chinese subsistence farmers, driving many of them to the city to seek work. Open boarders and "Free Trade" let the U.S. Corporate class fire their expensive American workers and replace them with cheap Chinese 'slaves'. Search for a torrent of Noam Chomsky's talk, Class War.

    My brother took a class that assigned Who Will Feed China?. I haven't finished it yet, but one of the points in the book was that China has replaced much productive farmland with factories. No matter your priorities, food is always more important than Ipods. Whoops.

    The globalization blowback has already started, and will pick up the pace as the U.S. recession deepens.

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  141. They'll Be Back by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

    To save us from extinction!

  142. Douglas Adams wrote about the baiji dolphin by monkeybrain · · Score: 5, Informative

    The late Douglas Adams (along with Mark Carwardine) wrote a book titled Last Chance to See about a number of animals on the brink of extinction. The chapter Blind Panic was all about the baiji dolphin's predicament. Practically blind, the baiji dolphin relied sonar to navigate the Yangtze river - the trouble is that the Yangtze is really busy and hence noisy and polluted. The baiji didn't stand a chance, though from the book it seemed that the Chinese did put a lot of effort into trying to save them.

    Scott

    1. Re:Douglas Adams wrote about the baiji dolphin by Frobisher · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams and his radio recordist used the standard BBC technique of wrapping their microphone in a condom to record the underwater noise of the Yangtze. Here's the funny segment from Last Chance To See

  143. more Ironic Article Timing by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    http://hornymanatee.com/ got three million hits this week.

    I'm an aardvark. Aardvarks are the only living members of the tubilidentata family.
    Animals>things with backbones>mammals>tubilidentata>--->---->aardvarks .
    My nearest relatives are the elephants, 3 species, manatees and dugongs, 4 species,and hydrax, critters that look like rodents or lagomorphs but aren't. The elephants and manatees are endangered.
    There used to be mammoths (3,000 bc) and giant manatees (1750) but you guys ate them.
    Hurry up and get off our planet, wouldja? And maybe take us with you, mars might be fun.

  144. It's not as easy as it looks by danpbrowning · · Score: 1

    What if China hires Ace Ventura: Pet Detective to find the missing dolphins?

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    Daniel
  145. Vger by Krater76 · · Score: 1


    When Vger returns we are all hosed.

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    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
  146. The only animals that matter... by dghcasp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only animals that matter are the cow, the pig, and the chicken. They'll never go extinct from environmental factors because we humans have taken over their care and feeding (and eating.)

    There may be a moral argument for keeping a species from extinction, but there's usually a financial argument for killing just one more. Every time a poacher kills an Elephant, his family gets to eat, or he gets to buy a new car. There will always be people for which finance trumps morals. The rain forests aren't being cleared because people hate trees, it's because they need more room for cows, pigs, and chickens.

    Personally, I'm sad to see another species go extinct, but in reality, it will have no impact on my life that there are no more white dolphins in China.

    1. Re:The only animals that matter... by phritz · · Score: 1

      My sarcasm detector is going off, yet your post is modded "insightful." PLEASE tell me that you're kidding. Please tell me that you know what an ecosystem is. Please tell me you don't truly believe that everything would be hunky-dory for us if there were only 4 species of mammals on earth. And please correct those idiots who modded this post "insightful" instead of "funny." Thanks.

    2. Re:The only animals that matter... by Profound · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tragedy of the commons...

      Complex organisms that have evolved over millions of years are not just externalities! Hopefully before too long humans will realise that breeding populations of genes have immense value, even for purely selfish reasons.

    3. Re:The only animals that matter... by dghcasp · · Score: 1

      PLEASE tell me that you're kidding.

      I'm not. The world is a harsh place, and people are the harshest animal of them all. Sorry to break your bubble.

      Please tell me that you know what an ecosystem is.

      I do. It's the web of cross-species interactions that we humans have minimalized or eliminated in our food crops and fauna.

      Please tell me you don't truly believe that everything would be hunky-dory for us if there were only 4 species of mammals on earth.

      It wouldn't be as nice as now, but we'd survive. We're getting along fine without the Dodo, the Sea Monk, the Passenger Pidgeon, the Columbian Grebe, or the Trilobite.

      And please correct those idiots who modded this post "insightful" instead of "funny."

      Not my place to do so. You can meta-moderate them.

    4. Re:The only animals that matter... by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only animals that matter are the cow, the pig, and the chicken. They'll never go extinct from environmental factors because we humans have taken over their care and feeding (and eating.)

      If you really believe that, you are staggeringly ignorant. Don't you think plants need insects to pollinate them, birds to spread their seeds for instance? Good luck feeding the cows, pigs and chickens without the plants. But even if you are only talking about large animals, biodiversity is important and more fragile than people think. Go pick up a introductory textbook in biology.

      As you say, there are moral arguments to keeping animals alive. But even if someone is a Lombergian psychopath who only is able to appreciate things for their absolute monetary value, there is a huge amount of stuff we can still learn from the DNA, chemistry and physiology of animals that are to direct use to us.

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      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    5. Re:The only animals that matter... by AntiDragon · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm waxing lyrical here but sorry, nature isn't a closed system the way you seem to think it is. Every species has some (however convoluted) link to the others. You say this won't affect you? Please tell me how you know this.

      It may be true that this particular extinction will be nothing more than a sad footnote. But what about the next species? The next over-grazed land turned to desert. The next non-indigenous insect forcing out the native species. The next dead river due to a chain of events that leads to uncontrolled algae growth.

      The whole "survival of the fittest" and "life is tough" attitude isn't wholly wrong but I think you miss a key point here. The so called balance of nature is exactly that - Natural. Through intelligence and belligerence, we exceed nature. We are not always limited by natural checks and boundaries since we use technology and science to get past them.

      And since there are no longer any natural balances to what we do to the environment and to the planet in general, we *have* to take on that responsibility ourselves. Not because of any touchy-feely animal rights reasons, or because of some notion of karma, but for purely practical reasons - nature requires balance and we're now outside that system.
      We're are capable of destroying it without even trying. And in doing so we destroy ourselves.

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      "...So I hung back and lurked. For 18 months. Can't beat a good old-fashioned lurking."
  147. Cob /Adobe by jonskerr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I, for one, welcome our new natural overlords. I would certainly advocate razing (and recycling the steel) when these buildings wear out and replacing them with earthen buildings. Also wooden buildings should also be supplanted with earthen ones when their time is up. Cob and adobe last way longer, takes way less energy to create the materials (straw, sand and clay) and won't be destroyed by california's wildfires, and if built with a concrete pad in the foundation will also stand up to earthquakes. And I could quit my bullshit cubicle job and go be a cobber or adobe builder. Everybody wins!

    Jon

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    1. Re:Cob /Adobe by beren12 · · Score: 1

      buildings. Also wooden buildings should also be supplanted with earthen ones when their time is up. Cob and adobe last way longer, takes way less energy to create the materials (straw, sand and clay) and won't be destroyed by california's wildfires, and if built with a concrete pad in the foundation will also stand up to earthquakes.

      Until the first rainstorm... not everybody lives in the desert, genius. Most of us, in fact. There is a reason the woodland indians didn't live in mud homes... and it isn't lack of mud.
  148. The Upside of All This... by E++99 · · Score: 1

    The upside of all this, is that it will hopefully send a loud and clear message to the remainder of the dolphin species: Freakin stay in the oceans and out of the rivers! Who ever heard of a freakin dolphin in a freakin river anyway? We pwn the rivers, beotches! ...just one man's opinion.

  149. Like h5n1? by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the tasty animals like chicken and duck! Bird flu! Kill us all. Pork and beef industrialized into smaller and smaller places, places so filthy we have to pump in intravenous antibiotics so WE don't get their disgusting diseases. It won't last forever, dipshits. Sooner or later your callous attitude and stupid, unfunny jokes will breed a flu virus or something that our science won't be able to stop.

    Get it, dumbfucks? Too many idiots like you means death for us all. We need to start gathering up your kind and slaughtering YOU.

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    O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
    1. Re:Like h5n1? by phaggood · · Score: 1

      >sooner or later your callous attitude and stupid, unfunny jokes will breed a flu virus or something that our science won't be able to stop.

      Can someone say "moonbase"?

    2. Re:Like h5n1? by pete.com · · Score: 1

      Last I checked humans aren't an endangered species. We could use a good virus to clean the genetic pool a bit.

  150. Dickhead, loathe thyself by jonskerr · · Score: 0, Troll

    Look children! An asshole! See how it loathes everything that's NOT itself? Those things nearly killed all life on earth with pollution, war and greed. Good thing they're nearly extinct.

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    1. Re:Dickhead, loathe thyself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those things nearly killed all life on earth with pollution, war and greed.

      And it is precisely this ASTONISHING lack of perspective that causes assholes like me to make fun of hand-wringers like yourself.

  151. Last Words Of The White Dolphin..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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  152. Re: Don't Need No Stinking Dolphins by mungtor · · Score: 1

    What part of "some other animal" was unclear? If the trees exist and continue to provide a food source for insects, some insect will adapt to use that food source. I was considering the future of the trees and what insects may arrive to pollinate them.

    You are worried about yourself, not the bees, the nut trees, or the extinction of other species (which is where this thread started). You want cheap and plentiful food, and you get worried when your food supply is threatened.

    We really are just animals at the root, and I thank you for proving my point so well.

  153. Cockroaches by Khammurabi · · Score: 1
    Huh? Humans are animals. Animals killing off other animals is the quintessential example of natural selection.
    We especially need to keep an eye on those insects that call themselves "Cockroaches". I hear they can survive a nuclear holocaust. So it's only a matter of time before they develop the bomb...
  154. a horrible loss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    darn, and they tasted so much better than regular dolphin!

    so long, and so sorry about all the over fishing...

  155. Humans are viruses by Tama00 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Although we dont like to admit it, human beings are a virus to planet earth. We suck the resources, multiple then spread and destroy anything in our path.

    I know it eats at you everyday, but because you naturally treasure life, you keep telling yourself over and over thats it not true that your not responsible for the damage of earth.. but i dont see you making a difference. Infact i dont think anyone in slashdot really cares enough to stop what we were created to do. Maybe this is how viruses feel aswell. I know myself that ill still be eating tuna.

    Sure you say that you brought yourself a hybrid car to cut down on emissions, but your still poluting the earth with your share of eletricty, garbage, the products you buy, the water you use..

    infact your PC is made up of 3 times its weight in wasted chemicals.

    Its not a shame the earth has to end this way, but it is a shame that we are the cause, and that includes you!

  156. Technically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Virus is not an Organism, therefore it can NOT be a parasite.

    A living organism has metabolic function - a Virus is a protein coated strand of DNA (or RNA with some RNA reverse transcription ability),
    it is not alive, it does not breath, it does not consume energy, it does not produce anything, it can't even move, it does not have asexual reproduction or sexual reproduction...

    A virus can only activate once inside some organism's cell - then it starts working like a little photocopier gone bad...
    and strips parts of the cell it is in - to build copies of itself (it can not reproduce by itself - it is inert).

    A parasite must be alive, and a virus has no function at all, until inside something else.

    So humans are not a virus, but being heterotrophs, humans must feed on autotrophs or other creatures that feed on autotrophs.

    Humans are more of a fungus - feeding off of the dead. ;~)

    1. Re:Technically, by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "A parasite must be alive, and a virus has no function at all, until inside something else."

      Thus making the paramount example of a parasite: it relays on the organnels and metabolic activity of its hosts to the extreme a virus is only alive when within its host.

  157. Yeah right, like the jokes on 9/11 by ghostunit · · Score: 1

    yeah right, just like when 9/11 happened every slashdot post making jokes about it got something else besides -1 troll.

    The truth is that nearly all instances when one makes a joke about a sad event is when one does not really care about it nor feel its significance.

    Not to say that humor is wrong or the joke post should be modded down as a troll, since it's a joke after all. It's the fact that it reflects the sentiments of so many people here that indicates something seriously wrong with our ethics.

    From my experience reading and posting in Slashdot, I have to agree with the GeckoX in that the IQ here is higher, but morality may be not. In some cases such as "your rights online" articles it seems the morality is higher since everyone is quick to post in favor of civil freedoms, etc. but it maybe that we are just smart enough to see that it's something in our interests (the much needed privacy, for example).

    I would like everyone in Slashdot to think hard about it (or more like "search your feelings", actually).

    1. Re:Yeah right, like the jokes on 9/11 by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0

      ....or maybe it could be how people deal with things.

    2. Re:Yeah right, like the jokes on 9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As your pp said: yeah, right. Read the post again, it starts out with what could be a direct answer to what you posted in reply to it..

  158. I think I speak for all of us when I say... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    FINALLY!

  159. Easy come, easy go.. (n/m) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (n/m)

  160. Illegal by ConanG · · Score: 1

    I'm all for eating tasty animals, but what they are doing in the video is illegal. There are international laws that the Japanese claim to be following, but this video shows that officials there must be looking the other way. There is also the point that the dolphin meat may be mis-labeled as whale meat, but there is no real evidence in the video. I sure don't want to eat dolphin meat when I think I'm eating a nice juicy, whale burger!

    1. Re:Illegal by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      Thats a fair point, but you have to remember that Japan signed up to those principles under protest. The problems with whale species are primarlily down to the west hunting them to extinction for oil anyway, and its not like the US gives a damn about international laws anyway.

    2. Re:Illegal by ConanG · · Score: 1

      Just because they signed up to it under protest gives them the right to disregard it? I don't think that's a very strong defense. Because someone else did something bad in the past gives you the right to do wrong now? Of course not.

  161. Small correction. by jd · · Score: 1
    The more interesting subspecies of dogs, cats, etc, are generally endangered or extinct. Carrier pigeons were shot to extinction, with the US Government encouraging the hunters every step of the way. There are dogs and cats recorded by early civilizations and preserved in museums that you will never see, and others that are dangerously close to that point. Pigs - England has plenty of wild bores, even if it did run out of wild boars some time back.


    You are right that virtually all non-domesticated plants and animals are either threatened, endangered or critically endangered, and almost entirely at the hands of humans. Usually for no particular reason or for an entirely human-manufactured reason. (Ethiopia has suffered massive deforestation by people trying to obtain firewood. The rest of the planet has how many alternative fuel sources? Fast-growing trees specifically selected for firewood? Fuel-efficient techniques for generating heat or light, or for cooking with? If those with a solution knowingly - and that's an important word - do not apply it to a problem, is that the fault of the problem, the solution, or the person who didn't apply it?)


    Yes, I blame quite a number of people. For a start, responsibility is frequently a collective thing and rarely an individual thing. If one of those responsible truly merits being called on it, then ALL who are responsible truly merit being called on it. Not all responsibility is equal, so not all blame is equal, but it is only unjust to hold someone accountable if you do so selectively. Society as a whole is to blame for holding in esteem the very qualities that make humans capable of the most inhuman and despicable acts. I should point out that blame, as I'm using it here, is not the same as shame and definitely not the same as punish. Blame, as I'm using it here, is to refuse to accept or tolerate any individual fault or failure ANYWHERE along the line, with special emphasis on those faults and failures that actually required greater effort than to do the next right thing.


    There's also a hidden cost to all this. Biological systems are only stable because they are also extremely interrelated and interdependent systems. Extinction is not just a name off a list, you might as well pluck out bits of a Swiss watch and expect it to keep running. Sometimes you might pluck out a bit that didn't actually matter, but if you keep at it, the odds don't get better.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  162. Who taught the first dolphin? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    Personally I'm very careful before I claim any chicken-and-egg paradoxes as absolutely true.

    I would make the uninformed guess that orphaned dolphins would have a tougher time than parented ones, but would not face a 100% death rate. Then the survivors can teach their kids their hard earned lessons

  163. Replaced by... by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    the yellow dolphin

  164. running cattle into a chute... by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "a painful, panicky thing, just like running cattle into a chute for slaughter.


    I thought cows went happily to their these days, ever since that autistic woman redesigned the slaughterhouses.


    See BBC Horizon programme "The Woman Who Thinks Like A Cow"...

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    No sig today...
    1. Re:running cattle into a chute... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I thought cows went happily to their these days, ever since that autistic woman redesigned the slaughterhouses.

      I've read that book. It's interesting, if a little anthropomorpic at times (in the act of putting herself in the animals' hooves, she sometimes, I think, projects a little too much). That said, we have a lot in common with cows - we're all in the Large Mammals group, and her influence on slaughterhouse design is important... but also probably nowhere close to being adopted throughout the beed producing world (say, Argentina, for example). But there's no question that when doing things a little differently can reduce the stress/fear in the animals, it's crazy not to do it.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  165. I guess they make dolphin soup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yangtzee Famous Dolphin soup......$50,000 a bowl

  166. Horrible Editing... by evilviper · · Score: 1
    "For the first time in nearly fifty years another mammal, specifically an aquatic mammal, has gone extinct.

    I don't believe that for a second, and the article certainly doesn't support that.

    It says "the first time in a half-century, since hunting killed off the Caribbean monk seal, that a large aquatic mammal has been driven to extinction."

    That means it's been 50 years since an animal that is "large" AND "aquatic" AND "mammal" has gone extinct. I have no doubt that numerous other mammals have gone extinct in the past 50 years.

    For example:
        Pyrenean Ibex (~2000)
        Cyprus Spiny Mouse (~1980--unverified)
        Javan tiger (1972)

    No doubt I could find many more if I cared enough to put some time and effort into it.
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    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  167. I call bullshit by coder111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree this civilisation is going the wrong way, but these premises look very suspicious.

    About premise fourteen. First, never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity. Nobody teaches people to hate living things, people don't hate living things and spend their life fulfilling their urge to destroy life. They just don't care most of the time, and if they can improve their own lives while not caring about wildlife, they do it. It's all about gread and short sight. Hate doesn't enter into it.

    About premise ten. The culture is not driven by death urge, this would not be profitable. This culture is driven by advertisment induced urge to consume tons of useless shit.

    About premise six. I don't know what can be done to change this situation. But people crying to "put halt to it" also rarely do. How do you make billions of people to change their lifestyle overnight? Put all of them in prison? Stick guns to their heads and force them to do what you say for the sake of saving earth? How do you gain more power than corporations/individuals who profit from the current way of life? How do you make people join your cause if they are already living in comfort and don't want to get up from their couch?

    The problem with earth, is that earth is commons, and tragedy of commons (see the wikipedia) applies to it. It will always be profitable to overuse/overexploit earth for personal gain, and screw the others. Regulation and government intervention can slow this down, but only a little.

    --Coder

  168. virus? anyone? anyone? by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1

    to paraphrase Agent Smith - "...in an attempt to classify your species...you move to an area, and you multiply, until you consume all the available resources, then you move to another area..."

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    remember to loot and pillage before you burn!
  169. Nice reminder by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    It serves to remind us that being around for a couple dozen million years is no guarantee for the next couple million years.

    There are far more species that disappeared than species living today.

    I only hope _we_ stay around longer than 20 million years.

  170. Baiji extinct by maroberts · · Score: 1

    I blame the thousands of Indian restaurants serving onion baijis. They will now have to turn to substitutes for this traditional Indian delicacy

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    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

  171. Re:Cry me a river, as long as it's clean. by somersault · · Score: 1

    I'd say the grandparent post was a lot more of a troll than the parent here.. it is stupid to dump waste directly into rivers just to make more of a profit, especially if you're wiping out whole species in the process. Just because a post is insulting doesn't necessarily mean it's a troll, just vehement :p

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    which is totally what she said
  172. Ob. bash by l0cust · · Score: 1
    #426527

    <green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
    <Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
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  173. So long, .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and thanks for all the fish!

  174. Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's to feel bad about? This is simply a case of survival of fittest. Shouldn't evolutionists be applauding the elimination of a species that was clearly incapable of adapting?

    Personally, I rather the enjoy the irony here.

  175. Kangaroo Rats by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Kangaroo rats strike fear into the heart of every desert landowner.

    The damned things are everywhere at night here in the desert, almost as common as rabbits. Yet since they're considered "endangered", the state WILL freeze development on any land where they've been sighted. And then you've got an unsalable chunk of ground that you still have to pay property taxes on. And the state will not compensate you, either.

    Hence you'll never hear anyone *admit* to seeing kangaroo rats on their property.

    Sometimes it's just lousy science. Frex, the "endangered" spotted owl ... turns out it lives everywhere along the west coast from Alaska to the far end of Mexico, and is not endangered at all. Biologists made the mistake of counting 'em like they would other owls, which will live in much closer proximity to one another. But a spotted owl's territory is about a square mile, so you DON'T see them as often as other owls that have smaller territories.

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  176. Re: Douglas Adams - Last Chance to See by Arvedui_Argeleb · · Score: 1
    Funniest? It had some fantastically funny bits, true, but mostly I found it heartbreakingly, unutterably sad... especially the parable at the end, Sifting Through the Ashes, which I think reads completely differently to someone who's made it through the rest of the book first. Overall, it's one of my all-time favorites. (There was an impressive e-version of the book done up as well. It can be found as abandonware here.)

    When Adams went to see them in 1988, there were 200 dolphins left, and energetic efforts were being made to save them. Sadly, as impressive as those efforts were, it still seems to have been too little, too late. But at least they tried...

  177. Last Chance passed - selected quotes. by Arvedui_Argeleb · · Score: 1
    It was by far his least "successful" book, and also the one he was by far the proudest of. It's one of my all-time favorites, and I'm glad a few people have mentioned it, as it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this story. His China trip was in 1988 (just a few months before Tiananmen), when there were about 200 dolphins left and a nature preserve was just being completed for them. Here are a few selected quotes from the chapter:

    In the middle of one of the biggest, longest, noisiest, dirtiest thoroughfares in the world, lives the reincarnation of a drowned princess--or rather, 200 reincarnations of a drowned princess. Whether these are 200 different reincarnations of the *same* drowned princess, or the individual reincarnations of 200 *different* drowned princesses, is something that the legends are a little vague about, and there are no reliable statistics on the incidence of princess-drownings in the area available to help clear the matter up. If they are all the *same* drowned princess, then she must have lived a life of exquisite sinfulness to have had the conditions of her current lives repeatedly inflicted on her. Her reincarnations are constantly being mangled in ships' propellors, snared in fishermen's nets full of hooks, blinded, poisoned and deafened. The thoroughfare in question is the Yangtze River, and the reincarnated princess is the baiji--the Yangtze River Dolphin.

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    [after explaining how the river's cloudiness makes sight almost useless, and how the baiji had to rely on echolocation to navigate and communicate, Adams notes the problems caused by cramming it full of diesel engines, in a discussion with his co-author Mark Carwardine]

    D.A.: It would be like a deaf man living in a discotheque. [...] All the stroboscopic lights and flares and mirrors and lasers and things, constantly confusing information. After a day or two he'd be completely bewildered and disoriented, and start to fall over the furniture.

    M.C.: "Well, that's exactly what's happening, in fact. [...] A dolphin's echolocation is usually good enough for it to find a small ring on the seabed, so things must be pretty serious if it can't tell that it's about to be brained by a boat! Then of course there's all the sewage, industrial waste, chemical fertilizers being washed into the Yangtze, poisoning the water and poisoning the fish..."

    D.A.: So, what do you do if you are either half-blind or half-deaf, living in a discotheque with a stroboscopic light-show, where the sewers are overflowing, the ceiling and the fans keep crashing on your head, and the food is bad?

    M.C.: "I think I'd complain to the management."

    D.A.: They can't.

    M.C.: "No. They have to wait for the management to notice."

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    As I watched the wind ruffling over the bilious surface of the Yangtze, I recognized with the vividness of shock that somewhere beneath or around me, there were intelligent animals whose perceptive universe we could scarcely begin to imagine, living in a seething, poisoned, deafening world, and that their lives were probably passed in continual bewilderment, hunger, pain, and fear.

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    The very existence of the dolphin had not been known of until relatively recently. Fishermen had always known of them, but fishermen do not often talk to zoologists, and there had been a recent painful period in China's history, of course, when nobody talked to scientists of any kind--merely denounced them to the Party for wearing glasses. The dolphin was first discovered [in Dongting lake] in 1914, when a visiting American killed one, and took it back to the Smithsonian.

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    [The dolphin's hyper-endangered status was only discovered in 1984, and a crash-program to build a semi-nature refuge near Tongling to try to save it had nearly been completed when Adams visited about 5 years later. A large portion of the required funds were raise