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  1. The FSM is prolly disapointed, but... on Robotic "Tongue" Lets You French Kiss Over The Internet · · Score: 0

    "The University gave no word on the possibility of tentacles in future models." i know i am not the only one who read this as '...TESTICLES in future...'

  2. Re:Wordplay on 'Jeopardy!' To Pit Humans Against IBM Machine · · Score: 0

    So it will sound like a Canadian, like Alex T, AND have the answer phrased correctly.

  3. didn't we already know this??? on Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness · · Score: 0

    my wife is: able to stop traffic, blonde ,6' tall, 6'2" wingspan, 145lbs, elite athlete, a PE, LEED AP. you all can bow down before ME. i bow down before--in front of, facing--her.

  4. Re:Long arms eh? on Study Finds the Perfect Ratio of Attractiveness · · Score: 0

    she's good from afar, but far from good. besides: not tall. not thin/skinny. not long arms.

  5. Re:This is an implant ..... on San Francisco Requires Cell Phone Radiation Warnings · · Score: 0

    this is how i roll: get to an oral surgeon. have the implant procedure done through your health insurance. see you dentist about the cosmetic/restorative work. i've done this three times, my wife once.

  6. Re:Your body doesn't have a 100% conversion factor on Why Doesn't Exercise Lead To Weight Loss? · · Score: 0

    hunger can be ignored. the same feeling of hunger is experienced when one is sleep deprived. do not trust your feelings nor perceptions.

  7. We'll make great pets... on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 0

    ...and maybe they will remember where I parked my car.

  8. Re:What an innovative price cut! on Apple Announces iTunes 9, "LPs," Video Camera For the iPod Nano · · Score: 0

    what's a "zune" ?

  9. The genie's out of the bottle... on News Corp Will Charge For Newspaper Websites · · Score: 0

    I guess I'll continue reading "stolen" news.

  10. Re:Technological solution to a social problem on Elderly To Get Satellite Navigation To Find Their Way Around Supermarkets · · Score: 0

    ...and rob us of staying in touch with our hunter/gatherer vestiges? no way. besides--old people like to wander; they do it all the time.

  11. Re:Who the hell cares? on Timing Technology Behind Olympic Record Results · · Score: 2, Funny

    All that technology to find out who the fastest drug cocktail is? Wouldn't it be cheaper to hand in the lab results?

    no. the french judge would lose the "A" sample and f*ck up the chain of custody of the "B" sample.

  12. Re:Uh oh on Towards an Exercise Pill · · Score: 0

    Once they develop pills for big dicks, fashion sense, personality, and odor elimination, Linux development will cease!

    What we need is a pill to CURE big dicks. I have to cycle past them to/from work every day, as well as when i am on training outings. ...every driver talking on a mobile is a BIG DICK.

  13. Re:Better Living Through Chemistry on Towards an Exercise Pill · · Score: 0

    Should training be banned because of the side effects?

    yes. I will have 30 hours/week of more time to make fun of you.

  14. Re:I'm one of those on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: 0

    i have not had a landline since 1998--there's no need for that kind of slow-connection self-abuse with comcast and att wireless to rape and plunder me, simultaneously.

  15. Re:Grandma Speed on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: 0

    My grandmother refuses to upgrade to broadband even though it's an extra $5/mo because she's used it at my house and it loads too fast. She says that her internet at home is "perfect Grandma speed", and us "young-uns with fresh brains can handle the zip of that fast stuff."

    comcast: time to ditch the slowski's; get andrew d's granma. she'll do it... or we'll tip off RIAA that she was downloading mp3s......

  16. Re:Odin84gk on Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" · · Score: -1, Troll

    the other 19% are new-earth creationists and believe that since broadband is not in the new testament, that it must be foresaken for "the way we have always done it."

  17. Re:This is going to sound cold on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: 1

    if the disaster in myanmar was a natural correction the rest of us who CHOOSE to NOT procreate will have to take refuge. so we have brought unto ourselves the increasing cost of materials, foodstuffs, space... and the devastation we're causing on the environment. and the natural corrections will come faster and faster, and be greater and greater, until equilibrium is restored?