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Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband"

Barence writes "The majority of dial-up Internet users say they don't want to upgrade their connection to broadband, according to a new study in the US. The Pew Internet & American Life research found that 62% of dial-up users had no interest in upgrading to a high-speed connection." (CNN is carrying the AP's story on the study, too.)

593 comments

  1. Nooo! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    We must convert the dial-up heathens!

    Send more broadband missionaries!

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    1. Re:Nooo! by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that this was the reason that most slashdotters don't RTFA. At least that's my reasoning :P

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    2. Re:Nooo! by gangien · · Score: 5, Insightful

      i really do not get this whole idea that the US sucks because of lack of broad band adaptation. I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do. But do my parents need it? no dialup would be fine for them. Do my sisters need it? no. You can certainly browse the web and send/recieve email on dialup, so I really don't get this obsession over it. (by obsession i mean I see these articles frequently on /. for some reason.)

    3. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      DO I need it? Not really. Do I want it? Hell, yes. Can I get it? Hell, no.

    4. Re:Nooo! by peragrin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      have them visit www.ford.com, or any other automotive retailer's website.

      the flash alone will suck down megs of data on something that is barely viewable with broad band is becoming the normal.

      a lot of car sites have so much flash you would think the police would catch on and arrest the serial flashers.

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    5. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear Hear!

      The Internet is all about communication. You can email, pay your bills online, order your groceries and many other things on dialup. Facebook works fine, IM works fine, hell you can even actually use Skype on dialup.

      Broadband is nice to have and I'd go nuts without it. But if you're not doing a lot of audio and video online, it's not needed.

      I can't understand the big fuss over it either.

    6. Re:Nooo! by tjstork · · Score: 1, Redundant

      have them visit www.ford.com, or any other automotive retailer's website

      Maybe some people have the sense to not waste their time going to what is essentially a giant advertisement.

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    7. Re:Nooo! by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do. But do my parents need it?

      My mom's on dialup (80 yrs old), my dad (77 yrs ols) doesn't even have a computer in his house (they got divorced the year I was married).

      My friend Ralph (86 yrs old) doesn't have a computer, but he doesn't need one; he has hookers. And blackjack.

      But he forgets the blackjack.

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    8. Re:Nooo! by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But why does that bother you? Who cares if someone has a slow connection, or even no connection? The world got along just fine (actually, from evidence, a lot better) without everyone having an instant connection to everyone else.

          And get off my lawn!

            Brett

    9. Re:Nooo! by cgdiaz · · Score: 1

      Never gone car shopping online?

    10. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course cost is an issue. I stayed on dialup for years because it was 10X as much, and all I really wanted was to do some basic surfing and check email. It's also the main reason I started using Firefox, since I could read an article in one tab while another tab was loading. If I needed to do an update, I would just kick it off before bed and let is run overnight.
      One advantage I don't see mentioned is that you are less likely to be zombie-hacked with dialup. First off, what self-respecting botnet herder would want to incorporate a dialup machine? Second, the elephant in your bandwidth is a lot more obvious when you have a bathtub versus an Olympic sized swimming pool.

    11. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like poor web site design. You always cater to your lowest common denominator, which is dial-up.

      At one time, most sites that had heavy Flash or other media offered a stripped down text version of their site. I'm surprised we don't see more ADA compliant sites out there as well.

    12. Re:Nooo! by gunnk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to mention software patches! How many dial-up users are going to install XP SP3?

      Fortunately for the spammers, those unpatched systems don't need much bandwidth to send lots of two line text-only spam.

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    13. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the stuff I watch on broadband is far more adventuresome than just the boring old missionary. :)

    14. Re:Nooo! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Where are you? An hours drive outside of Reno?

      The question now so much isn't can you get it but whether or not it's fast enough to satisfy your need for speed...

      DSL, vs. cable, vs. FIOS.

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    15. Re:Nooo! by S.O.B. · · Score: 2, Funny

      My friend Ralph (86 yrs old) doesn't have a computer, but he doesn't need one; he has hookers. And blackjack.

      So I guess the only web he's concerned with is fishnet stockings and in that case "high speed" is not a desirable quality. :D

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    16. Re:Nooo! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope it stays that way. If it wasn't for the people on slow connections I'd never be able to frag anyone online in a FPS.

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    17. Re:Nooo! by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      Seriously? No. I think having (especially ill-configured) dial-up could make you MORE prone to attacks. I don't know about now, but wasn't it possible to dial directly into someone's machine if they had a modem? That sounds pretty bad, you know.

    18. Re:Nooo! by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Informative

      At least one neighborhood in Queens, NY just got broadband within the last year. I don't know where people get the idea that the whole country is wired. Much of the country doesn't even have cable. And most is too rural to get DSL or FIOS.

    19. Re:Nooo! by SiriusStarr · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm only twelve miles out of a major city (2 million in the metropolitan area) and I have no broadband options. Literally. I can't get DSL, I can't get cable, I can't get fiber. My only options are dial-up, satellite, or EVDO (which is what I use). So trust me, it's really not a matter of speed.

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    20. Re:Nooo! by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 0, Troll

      They only think they don't need it. Dialup usually ties up the phone while you use it and with sites becoming more graphic intensive that means you'll be on even longer tying up the phone or buying a second line and for that kinda money you might as well have broadband.

      People who don't have broadband don't really want to be on the internet or don't value your time because so much of it is wasted farting about on a dialup modem.

    21. Re:Nooo! by jmhoule314 · · Score: 1

      >>Sounds like poor web site design. You always cater to your lowest common denominator, which is dial-up.

      i wish you to design the whole internets for me. I am clearly the lowest common denominator. I look forward to being able to quickly browse your sites on my 200 baud modem

    22. Re:Nooo! by dubiousmike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plus they think they will lose their AOL homepage and email...

    23. Re:Nooo! by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      a lot of car sites have so much flash you would think the police would catch on and arrest the serial flashers.

      [drumshot] But seriously folks... Hey, try the veal. Tip your server.

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    24. Re:Nooo! by Jezza · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do you keep Windows patched? Oh sorry forgot this was /. how do you download Linux?

      Ah, not doing either of those? For God sake, stick with dial-up I can't take the extra spam!!!

    25. Re:Nooo! by Ngarrang · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The technocracy believe in forcing broadband on everyone much like the liberals with nationalized health care. "This is good for you. You want it. You must trust us, because we know your needs better than you do." If people on dial-up want to stay that way, then leave them alone and let them stay on dial-up.

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    26. Re:Nooo! by DougReed · · Score: 1

      My father is like 80 years old and said the same thing until he came to my house and checked his e-mail on my computer.... He ordered broadband as soon as he got home, and now says he can't live without it.

      It is not that he is some computer whiz either. My father sometimes even has issues searching with Google, but he uses e-mail, and YouTube he trades pictures and multimedia content with his friends ... mostly as links or mail attachments.

      My point is simply that anybody that doesn't want Broadband either has no interest in computers at all, or has never had it.

    27. Re:Nooo! by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

      seriously, just how congress did the whole DTV thing, I think completely eliminating dial-up nationally might be a good idea.

    28. Re:Nooo! by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

      i really do not get this whole idea that the US sucks because of lack of broad band adaptation.

      The US doesn't suck because people choose not to get broadband, it sucks because they can't get it even if they want it.

      I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do.

      No, you almost certainly don't. Maybe you think you do, because you have cable or DSL, but those are too slow to count as broadband. The only real broadband in the US (not including business leased lines, of course) is Verizon's FIOS, and that's available in so few areas it might as well be mythical.

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    29. Re:Nooo! by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Compassion, empathy, pride in something a lot of us do for a living. Asking that question here is like asking Hank Hill why he cares about someone not using propane.

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    30. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely the reason I no longer install flash...

      I wouldn't be able to visit many of the sites I frequent if I had to wait for their for all
      the flash ad-spam to load...

    31. Re:Nooo! by bhodikhan · · Score: 1

      Broadband works for me. Hell. At the moment my landline phone is dead for the next couple of days. Somehow my DSL is still working perfectly. It's kind of ironic that the same copper pair can deliver my DSL yet my voice is going to take days to repair. If I had dial-up I'd have neither.

    32. Re:Nooo! by Mnemen · · Score: 1

      IMHO - I don't think it's so much the lack of availability as it is the lack of speed. I forget the articles because it's been so long, but they pointed out we lag behind some of the other countries in speed of broad band offered. I'm not sure how true this is any more, but I am willing to bet it's still true.

      On another note, just because broadband is availble, it doesn't mean you have to switch to it. So your parents could still use whatever suits their needs. I think just having the options available are what's important.

    33. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Many rural areas still lack broadband access. My father lives in such an area where even the dialup is run out of a closet leased from the local funereal home. There is no cable television provider, and he is far outside the allowable distance from the CO for DSL.

      Yeah, he's in the middle of nowhere in Utah, but then again a lot of the population lives in rural areas with similar constraints.

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    34. Re:Nooo! by slashchuck · · Score: 1

      According to this AP graphic, they had replies from 107% of the people.

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    35. Re:Nooo! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      It doesn't bother me, as i just feel pity for them having to wait 5 mintes for the front page to load of ford, chevy, chrysler, nissan, and every other car manufactors websites.

      you can't even use the web to get reviews of car models as all those sites use gob awful amounts of flash as well.

      I find it frustrating enough on my cable line, on dial up I wouldn't even try but then agian by not trying i am losing benefits of the internet.

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    36. Re:Nooo! by Wister285 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't think this is fair. I have used just about every version of Windows regularly from 3.1 to Windows XP SP2. Windows XP is a good OS. Just so you know, I did use Linux on my desktop for about 6 months with only switching over for things that I literally had to. It was a good experience. Linux is great for desktop and especially great for the server, but I just prefer Windows XP as a desktop because it genuinely seems better for that purpose.

    37. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure! I know MANy that will convert the second that $19.95 a month broadband is available.

      what's that you say? cheapest broadband is 2X that price?

      There's your answer. Poor people outnumber the rich (those of you that can afford to OWN a house, 2 cars without rust, cable tv and have the luxury of blowing about $50.00 a month on internet) quite a bit and those people CANT afford the price increase. Hell most of them still run windows 95 or 98 or MacOS9.

      Poor people CANT AFFORD BROADBAND. just like how they cant afford a HDTV, hybrid cars,new computers, etc....

      Actually the homeless have better access to broadband than the working poor.

    38. Re:Nooo! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It is an issue development. If we are developing internet application's we tend to need to take into consideration the dialup user. At least make sure they can get all the information in less then an hour. 10 megs of data. Yell and scream bloat all you want but when everyone else is running at at lest 1 mbs, it worth it put switch from high compression image to a high quality image.

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    39. Re:Nooo! by suggsjc · · Score: 1

      This got modded funny, but its actually insightful. You'd be surprised...or not, guess it just depends on how tech savvy the people you know are (everything is relative).

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    40. Re:Nooo! by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      I've seen people who can't afford milk for their sick child who needs milk because of bone problems with high speed internet.

      And, low-speed DSL connections (512/512k) can be had for $24.95 a month here... which isn't $19.95, but is close, and is enough for many people's needs, compared to dialup.

    41. Re:Nooo! by Toll_Free · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, you almost certainly don't. Maybe you think you do, because you have cable or DSL, but those are too slow to count as broadband. The only real broadband in the US (not including business leased lines, of course) is Verizon's FIOS, and that's available in so few areas it might as well be mythical.

      Actually, if he's on anything faster than 56K, he has broadband. It might not be broadband by YOUR standard, but by INDUSTRY standard and textbook definition, he HAS broadband. He even claims it is broadband, although not as fast as he would like, IIRC.

      IOW, shut your mouth, troll. There are more ways to get faster than 1.5 mbit (which is as fast as any user really needs. Stop pirating movies and warez, trolly boy) besides leased lines. I know. I researched it, and actually have broadband where there is > broadband (try, I get a LUCKY 28.8 from either of my laptop 56k modems). Because of this, ISDN / DSL isn't an option. Because of THAT, satellite SUCKED. So, I went microwave. Works great, good implementation (haven't had a day of outage yet, speed is good, latency is good enough for Vonage VoIP), I can't complain. The technology is also there for anyone that wants it, basically.

      So, your rant about he doesn't have broadband is only YOUR interpretation. Don't be such a troll. Make educated statements, not "You think you do, but I'm here to tell you, by my standards, you don't".... Yeah, well fuck you. Try my lucky to get 28.8, and see if DSL isn't considered broadband after that.

      --Toll_Free

    42. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you just found the reason that they can't sell cars these days. Well, gas prices don't help but automotive retailers seem to prefer fashion over substance so a flash site without any information is just what they need.

      I'll gladly take my bike to work with my mobile phone with dial-up speeds.

    43. Re:Nooo! by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People do want health care, they just don't want to pay for it until they get sick at which case they go to the emergency room and we end up paying for them anyway. Saying that there are people who actually prefer not being able to go to a doctor is ridiculous.

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    44. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people who say they don't want to move from dialup are usually worried about the cost or have a personal vendetta against the local provider. Most of the time it's the latter, because if you figure the cost of your dialup combined with your phone (and in some cases phone charges for access) you're paying almost as much (sometimes more) as you would for a 1.5 or 3 meg broadband connection over DSL or cable.
      The third primary reason is that there are still a surprising number of people using legacy hardware that is not equipped with usb or a NIC card, but has a builtin modem, and they just can't afford to upgrade.

      Then there are all the unlucky people who live outside of cable access, and too far from HQ to get DSL from the phone company. Hell, MY mom can't even get dialup because the phone lines are so crappy where she lives and Qwest want $10,000+ to re-run the lines. So she drives 10 miles to town to use the 24-hour access point at a local coffee shop. She figured it out, and the time it takes her to drive there, upload/download course materials for her school (she teaches), and drive back is LESS than the time it would take over a 56k dialup connection.

      The only people I've ever talked to who truly want to stick with dialup are travellers who frequently stay in locations with no internet access. More of these people are moving to cell phone cards anyhow.

      In any case, your parents/sisters are going to have a wakeup call if they ever decide to try and send (or receive) and email with a couple of decent-quality family photos attached.

    45. Re:Nooo! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Damn, that actually makes me want to convert to broadband. Seriously, there are some really poor websites out there that opt for flash (pun sorta intended) over functionality. If less people visit their sites, they may be forced to design something a little less obnoxious.

    46. Re:Nooo! by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Informative

      The FCC currently defines broadband as 768Kbps or faster. So even if he has a 512K ADSL line, he's still not on broadband. And I'd agree with him that much of the "broadband" in the US really shouldn't be called that, especially compared to the baseline connections in the rest of the developed world.

      Calling someone a troll when you're so woefully misinformed only makes you look stupid and mean.

    47. Re:Nooo! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      While eating breakfast this morning my robe came open. Am I a cereal flasher too?

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    48. Re:Nooo! by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      I have half-megabit, and I consider it broadband.

      It is faster than any other option I have, when latency is figured in.

      I don't > a government entity to tell me what broadband is, thank you.... I prefer to actually form my own opinions. It's called "thinking for ones self".

      Anywho, thanks for the input.. It was taken to heart, I promise :) lol....

      But seriously, just because the FCC says it, means it's right, just and the de facto WORD, right? Careful, you can't quote the FCC today, and tomorrow decide they are full of S*it.

      Anywho, off to enjoy my DSL. Getting ready to take off for the mountain house, which only has microwave. Both broadband by my standards, and all my neighbors. We typically don't listen to what the FCC tells us, having lost faith in them years ago. I enjoy thumbing my nose to them, all the way to a 22Kw (input to antenna) pirate radio station.

      --Toll_Free

    49. Re:Nooo! by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Those poor fools... luckily I printed a copy of the AOL homepage, so I don't worry about such things.

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    50. Re:Nooo! by gunnk · · Score: 1

      My comment isn't really directed at Windows: it was just a good recent example.

      Let's see. OS 10.5.4 just came out recently. It's big.

      Personally, I love Ubuntu as my desktop -- it's just a better interface for my purposes: cleaner, faster, and with a deep trove of software easily available via Synaptic. However, one OpenOffice update can be HUGE.

      So, it really was just an example and not a dig against your OS of choice. I use a bit of everything and not much into OS wars.

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    51. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      As broadband becomes more essential to daily life, maybe this will inspire more people to move out of buttfuck and to civilization.

      Everyone, including the large urban majority, pays for the staggeringly disproportionate infrastructure costs so a few rural people can live their cute little lives. I'm sick of it.

      Force rural people to pay their own way for everything, including millions to run cable to five people, if they are so attached to fucking their sheep. I have no sympathy.

    52. Re:Nooo! by AkaKaryuu · · Score: 1

      KISS. Keep it Simple, Stupid. Less bandwidth your site needs makes less cost for you to keep it up and makes more people able to view it. Why do I need flash and banner ads when I want information on a car or video game? Am I the only one who liked how Yahoo _used_ to look?

    53. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP3 is still unpatched. Windows and it's patches suck Satans balls in hell.

      You could be patching Windows from now until XP SP-Infinity and it would still have "security" flaws.

    54. Re:Nooo! by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why should someone pay more money for broadband for the purpose of watching glitzier advertising?

    55. Re:Nooo! by Demiansmark · · Score: 1

      Well, you certainly don't 'need' it. But web designers/developers less and less put out sites and applications with dial-up users in mind (depending on the target audience). For example, I certainly have noticed that I lean a lot more towards image quality than image size than I did five years ago. So over time, just browsing the web on dial up might get slower and slower.

    56. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHINE BLUBBER SOB

    57. Re:Nooo! by jacquesm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      what makes you think that being out in buttfuck does not equal being in civilization ? Civilization does not equal 'living in a city'.

      I've lived in many different places, some rural and some not, the thing I noticed is that it doesn't really matter whether you're in a rural area or not, the big deciding factor for a carrier to install broadband is COMPETITION.

      As soon as they start losing their dial up customers to some yokel with a wifi hookup they make sure broadband becomes available pronto.

    58. Re:Nooo! by Demiansmark · · Score: 1

      Bottom line is that these companies have come to the conclusion that having these annoying 'fancy' sites provide more value to potential customers. It's not unusual, many dial-up have lower income and/or live in rural areas.. not exactly the target demo for the vast majority of companies and sites.

    59. Re:Nooo! by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      In Other News, Cavemen have discovered the wheel. More at 11. Need to get with the times dialup people...

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    60. Re:Nooo! by carpltunl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windows updates just fine if you're online more than 8 hours a day thank you.

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    61. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i really do not get this whole idea that the US sucks because of lack of broad band adaptation. I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do. But do my parents need it? no dialup would be fine for them. Do my sisters need it? no. You can certainly browse the web and send/recieve email on dialup, so I really don't get this obsession over it. (by obsession i mean I see these articles frequently on /. for some reason.)

      dude do you forget that females and oldies also watch pr0n and download torrents...??

    62. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the price of Broadband I wouldn't blame someone who uses the internet for extremely casual use. If the price for basic broadband (768kbps down/128kbps up) were $10* then I am sure more people would subscribe to this. But as it is with the broadband market being almost like a microcosm of the US cellular market who would want to go through that if they were happy with dialup? Dialup probably provided the most competitive ISP market around in terms of the consumer market. No I don't want cable TV service with my broadband. No I don't want internet phone, no package deal IPTV, no I don't want vendor lock-in. Just a few things these guys would probably say. So fix the broadband market and perhaps people will come around

    63. Re:Nooo! by spazdor · · Score: 1

      essentially a giant advertisement

      Yup. Definitely not one of the Internet's intended uses.

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    64. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not half so much as rural idiots who soak up tax dollars as if they were Natty Light and then whine, blubber, and sob about the gummint.

    65. Re:Nooo! by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      And all we need to do to accept what you said as truth is accept your personal definitions for things that aren't under your control to define.

      That is a bargain for me!

    66. Re:Nooo! by prestomation · · Score: 1

      The only real broadband in the US (not including business leased lines, of course) is Verizon's FIOS, and that's available in so few areas it might as well be mythical.

      And what is your definition of broadband? I know a lot of people are going to cite legal/etc definitions, but my cable connection gets a good 5.5-6 megabits. Is that not broadband?

      I get less then one megabit down though.

    67. Re:Nooo! by pxc · · Score: 1

      I think you're cute when you're winded, but a "What definition of broadband are you using?" would have been sufficient. ;-)

    68. Re:Nooo! by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting fallacy.

      I think it's poisoning the well, but I can't be sure.

      If I believe we should have nationalized health care like a civilized country, suddenly I am one of 'them' regardless of the merits of the conversation.

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    69. Re:Nooo! by MaXMC · · Score: 1

      Noo... the US suck because of GWB Junior, MAFIAA, Hollywood (that produces more crap than imaginable), but mostly because of the fact that you think $1.5 is expensive for a gallon of gas...

    70. Re:Nooo! by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      If people on dial-up want to stay that way, then leave them alone and let them stay on dial-up.

      agreed but was it really neccessary to drag politics into this? but since we're on that topic, would you like to explain why "liberals" and nationalized healthcare are any worse than "cons" borrowing 2.5 trillion dollars against the social security trust(s) that isn't theirs? or that 10 trillion dollar debt that you guys "solved" by leveraging a 1.5 trillion dollar tax cut [which didn't work all that well now did it? economy is still fucked and no amount of tax curring is going to fix it, problem is elsewhere]

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    71. Re:Nooo! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Simple: the areas with high population density and the money to pay for cable/broadband get it. The problem is that Americans have this annoying thing for trying to live as rurally as possible while still demanding the amenities (like broadband!) of urban life.

    72. Re:Nooo! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      What, your sisters don't like porn?

    73. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not mythical. I have it. It's amazing. Carry on.

    74. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In certain other countries, you can get broadband for cheaper than what dialup costs here. That is the part that sucks about the lack of US broadband adoption. Of course given our shitty telcos, it's understandable that some people would rather save the money than go to broadband. It's not their decision-making that is at fault, it's the fact that a decision has to be made.

      That said, I myself probably wouldn't pay $50/mo which is what apparently most people are paying. Between the constant promotions and low-cost DSL I've never had to pay more than $20 for a 1.5mbps connection.

    75. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could I have your definition of broadband, please?

      I'm just wondering what the point of your last statement was. Relative to other countries, sure, the U.S. has much, much, MUCH slower internet. But whether or not it is broadband is, I think, irrelevant. If people can do what they want to do, then all is well. I also see a mad rush for faster internet in the same way I see increasing computing power. Many programmers now are happy to let faster computers take care of their sloppy code. Now, there are some websites out there that try to pile on the flash like crazy...

      Although you never explicitly state that broadband = good and no broadband = bad, your use of italics seems to say that. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I do not have the benefit of body language or the inflection of your voice to fully judge your opinions.

      Once again, how do you define broadband? (And I mean you as in you specifically, not a plural "you all").

    76. Re:Nooo! by Illbay · · Score: 1
      "...with broad band becoming the normal."

      I assume you mean "the norm."

      In this case, "the norm" would mean that OVER 50% of users have broadband. In fact, less than 50% of users have broadband - and that includes businesses. Among consumers it is undoubtedly a lot less.

      Now, according to this, fewer than 50% WANT broadband.

      That means the "norm" is dialup.

      Personally, I've had broadband access since 1999, and I can't imagine anything else. But that's me.

      I'm not "normal," as is the case with most on slashdot.

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    77. Re:Nooo! by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because you consider 3 inches "long" doesn't make it so. I'm glad you don't listen to the FCC. I'm happy for you, really. But the vast majority of people who use the Internet realize that 512Kbps isn't really broadband. A half megabit, while faster than dialup, and faster than other options you have, is still not "broadband". Broadband shouldn't be defined by the fastest thing available to a person, it should be defined as a baseline that everyone can agree on. The FCC's number is the closest thing to that that we have.

    78. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey you stupid spoiled fuckface. Take the starbucks coffee out of your ass and realize that the fucking world doesn't revolve around the city. I bet you live in Manhattan and have a really sweet condo and wonder why everyone else hasn't cashed in their stock. Those those people you say live their cute little lives work hard so you can enjoy your veggie pattie with your soy latte. I swear spoiled ass yuppies think "Red States" make Americans look bad. Take a look in the mirror. You think the world revolves around your city and your condo. Besides I don't think people are going to give up their happy rural living for a few extra kilobytes a second so they can read your blog about the california rolls you had the other day. You disgust me.

    79. Re:Nooo! by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

      Strange thing is, I'm over 100 miles from the nearest metropolitan area with over a quarter million and I get advertised 6Mbps, and my average speed tests are over 10Mbps.

    80. Re:Nooo! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      The only real broadband in the US (not including business leased lines, of course) is Verizon's FIOS, and that's available in so few areas it might as well be mythical.

      Since when was broadband defined by bandwidth instead of the way the signal is transmitted?

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    81. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conversely, the computer isn't constantly connected to the internet, so there's fewer opportunities for it to get pwned. And since the upstream bandwidth is more limited and off entirely at times, a compromised computer on dial-up can't do nearly as much damage as a compromised computer with an always-on broadband connection.

      So the real question should be how many of those dial-up users would install SP3 even if they were to get broadband? I'd suspect that most wouldn't, so keeping them on dial-up is probably better for the rest of us.

    82. Re:Nooo! by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      You can browse the web on dial-up? Methinks you haven't tried it in recent years. Websites are eating up a lot more bandwidth now. Any major car manufacturer's website for instance would be impossible on dialup, unless you want to wait hours. Similarly Windows Updates are quite impossible to get without extremely long delays. The same issue for OS X with it's updates or any Linux distro.

    83. Re:Nooo! by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      yeah, yesterday I had 46megs of updates that Synaptic kindly offered me. Of course I have Windows in a VM so I have to keep that updated as well. Plain and simple, if you don't want broadband then you are missing out on a lot of what the Internet has to offer. It's simply ignorance of what else is out there.

    84. Re:Nooo! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      EVDO = Extra Virgin Donut Oil?

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    85. Re:Nooo! by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Nice feigned attack on the manhood, but sorry, I don't "bite".

      It isn't that I "consider it broadband", it is that it IS broadband, in consideration of where I CHOOSE to live. I don't expect bell to carry fiber to my house. Period. Not when I choose to live > 6500 feet up a friggin mountain.

      Just because you choose to have someone else tell you what to think doesn't mean I have to as well. I consider a half megabit broadband. It's enough to do > you > to do over the internet (yes, it streams. The internet is the only TV I have at that house because I don't like the offerings from Satellite, and it's a > house. Why get away to watch TV somewhere else?)

      I guess it's a question of semantics, and I choose to stop trying to argue over something that doesn't matter in the first place.

      QSL? 10-4 Aight???

      lol

      Have a good 4th.

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    86. Re:Nooo! by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what makes you think people still stuck in the dialup days run software updates? Most of them probably don't know their computer account's password.

      I ran into one of those just yesterday. Has a five year old computer and has never ran updates. Went to do so and he had no idea his account had a password on it. So now we get to fight that later.

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    87. Re:Nooo! by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, loss of their email address IS a big factor for people upgrading from dialup. They don't realize what the benefits are, but can very easily recognize the chaos that's going to cause.

      What we need is a "universal portability" thing for email like we have for telephone numbers. (but I call it GMail)

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    88. Re:Nooo! by Giometrix · · Score: 1

      "At least one neighborhood in Queens, NY just got broadband within the last year. "

      Really? Which neighborhood (I'm from Queens)? From my understanding politics is keeping FIOS out, but I thought the rest of the borough was covered by Time Warner and Verizon DSL.

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    89. Re:Nooo! by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      My parents kept using their single phone line (without Voicemail) for internet purposes, and I could never phone them. Plus, they didn't regularly check email, so I had to just drop by their house to contact them. I think it was the realization that _both_ of them could use the internet at once that sealed the deal (I wasn't about to set up connection sharing over dialup; didn't even let them know it was possible). :p

    90. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EVDO = Even Virgins Do Oral

    91. Re:Nooo! by mikael · · Score: 1

      At the turn of the century (and steampunk fans will probably appreciate this), they still had all the same services that we have now.

      If you wanted to order something from the local department in the North of the UK, you could simply read through the printed catalog, phone up the store and have it ordered. They would have the item transferred by express stream train (7 hours 20 minutes between London/Edinburgh), and delivered to your door by their own staff.

      For the wealthy house owners, orders could be placed with the local greengrocer, butcher and baker, who would each have their own delivery staff (using either a bicycle with large baskets or trailer).

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    92. Re:Nooo! by khellendros1984 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, I always hate it when I can't quickly load car manufacturers' websites!

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    93. Re:Nooo! by lavardo · · Score: 1

      I hope they stay that way(56k forever), as technology grows, more bandwidth for us! Note: Heaven or Hell...56k forever for them...

    94. Re:Nooo! by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The FCC currently defines broadband as 768Kbps or faster. So even if he has a 512K ADSL line, he's still not on broadband. And I'd agree with him that much of the "broadband" in the US really shouldn't be called that, especially compared to the baseline connections in the rest of the developed world.

      I dunno... in this bit of the developed world (UK), out in the 'countryside' (green fields + cows, etc) I can only get 600kBytes/s and we call it broadband. The FCC seems a bit optimistic there.

    95. Re:Nooo! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It might not be broadband by YOUR standard, but by INDUSTRY standard and textbook definition

      Interestingly enough, Obama wants to redefine the government's definition of broadband to be more in line with mine:

      Redefine "broadband:" The Federal Communications Commission today defines "broadband" as an astonishingly low 200 kbps. This distorts federal policy and hamstrings efforts to broaden broadband access. Obama will define "broadband" for purposes of national policy at speeds demanded by 21st century business and communications.

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    96. Re:Nooo! by aztektum · · Score: 1

      I would think that's more of a problem for the car companies you mention or other companies that choose to offer bloated ass websites.

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    97. Re:Nooo! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, the U.S. is [supposed to be] the technological leader of the world. Therefore, the definition of "broadband" ought to coincide with the fastest reasonably-priced residential Internet access worldwide, minus a little bit. I think 10Mbps, preferably in both directions, is enough to be considered "broadband" for the time being -- especially for the purpose of setting availability goals. Better to aim higher rather than lower, don't you think?

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    98. Re:Nooo! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Could I have your definition of broadband, please? ... Relative to other countries, sure, the U.S. has much, much, MUCH slower internet.

      My definition of "broadband" is "fast on an absolute scale." The excuse that "the U.S. is big and has low population density" is bullshit; at the very least we ought to have parity with, say, Hong Kong (or whichever of those other countries that has 50Mbit fiber) in large urban areas. But we don't have parity. (I should know; I live in Atlanta -- not the suburbs, the city proper -- and the best I can do is shitty Comcast cable.) Therefore, we don't have broadband.

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    99. Re:Nooo! by Obsidian+Butterfly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is parent flamebait?

      We are Slashdot of Org. You will be moderated. Relevance is foobar.

    100. Re:Nooo! by jtn · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, hijacking words to mean something entirely different given the context is the hallmark of the wonder that is the American English language :)

    101. Re:Nooo! by xeoron · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I got family members on Nantucket, which is 35 miles out to sea off of MA and they can get cable and Fiber for large part of the island, so cable, fiber, and ADSL is very common. Of course there are so many million/billionairs that hold residents there it's no wonder they offer such services. Data is transferred to the mainland via microwave towers and undersea cables.

    102. Re:Nooo! by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize you meant SP3 itself. Well, I don't run it, but I'm sure that plenty of those security updates are little bit more urgent than optional...

    103. Re:Nooo! by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      agreed but was it really neccessary to drag politics into this?

      Karma was meant to be burned, not hoarded. Mine was getting too high. I need to write something controversial to get me away from those 15 mod points I had been getting.

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    104. Re:Nooo! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      My mother-in-law said the same thing--until I finally convinced her to get DSL (lowest tier.) Not tying up the line was a big deal for her, and it turned out to be two dollars cheaper than her old dial-up provider.

      I set her up with a spare broadband router, so she's actually safer now than she was on dial-up.

    105. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do. But do my parents need it? no dialup would be fine for them.

      I understand your point, however, the premise is flawed. You are equating "need" with "necessary", whereas it is more reasonable to equate "need" with "better". My 80 year old parents (far away) have broadband (light) after years of blood and tears over helping them with dialup and all the BS that goes with it. The cost difference is $5/mo. My support reduction and the rest, priceless. It wasn't "necessary", but it definitely IS "better". Way WAY better.

      Think about it. Long distance support call with dialup. Do the comedy act.

      Dialup sucks!

      Those that don't want broadband should go watch TV with their rabbit ear.

    106. Re:Nooo! by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Windsor Park in Bayside. Time Warner and Verizon told them "it's coming soon!" for years.

    107. Re:Nooo! by drew · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for your little rant, broadband does have a very specific definition. 356k DSL is broadband. (I don't remember off the top of my head, but I think ISDN qualifies as well.) But it is amusing to listen to the FCC and various others who seem to think that they can legislate the laws of nature that govern signal transmission to make some sort of a political point.

      Honestly, I don't see how some arbitrary number makes a difference anyway, whether it is 56k, 200k, or 100MBit. No matter what number you pick, you'll have some agency posting numbers that say X% have it and Y% don't, and there will be hand wringing on both sides, and the people who don't have it will either complain that they can't get it where they live or say they don't need it and people who do have it will complain that it doesn't matter because we still are falling behind country Z...

      All that is to say, it wouldn't change a damn thing.

      What matters to most people is not whether their connection hits some arbitrary number, but whether your connection is fast enough to do what you want to do. I have Cable at home, and I couldn't even tell you how fast it is. Haven't got a clue. I suppose I could probably sample my download speeds over the course of a few days and calculate it, if I really cared, but I haven't. What matters to me is that it's never been too slow for anything that I want to do.

      Honestly I think that the article makes a good point, and that is that the price of Internet access is more important to most people than the speed. It drives me crazy that even in a well populated area, I can't get broadband Internet for under $50/month, or even any Internet at all for under about $30/month. (I have no interest in having a land line for any purpose other than Internet access, so I include the cost of a phone line in the cost for dial-up or DSL, if those numbers look high to anyone.) I'd happily give up a good chunk of my "broadband" speed if it were available for half the price I am currently paying, and before I started working primarily from home, I would have considered dial-up if it were more around the $10 range.

      While I realize that we also lag quite a bit behind the rest of the world in that category as well, I really wish that people would focus more on that aspect of internet access rather than how many Megabits they can squeeze out. That affects a significantly larger portion of the public.

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    108. Re:Nooo! by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Ages ago I was in a Unreal Tournament clan - think UT99. One of our clan elders who was an incredible ass kicker was hanging out in IRC on day. The discussion turned to where everyone lived and it came out that he lived out in the country in the very southwestern part of Virginia. Uh? we said - How did you get DSL all the way out there? I don't he said, dial up all the way. Yeah, he was an insane fragging machine on dial up. We were - are - the DAMIT clan. We ran the top end Assault server for years, and this guy was one of our best and none of us were bad.

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    109. Re:Nooo! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      In that case, you'd better excommunicate the Bill Gates icon.

    110. Re:Nooo! by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It's sort of a chicken-and-egg thing. The internet is useful for more than sending email and reading web-pages, but many of the other applications require either always-on-unmetered or reasonable-bandwith or both.

      Video-conferencing is cool for grandmothers who live to far away to visit often. (my kids have grandparents in Germany, for example)

      Vo-ip makes communicating with people abroad cheap, infact in many cases free.

      TV-on-demand over IP is like owning a monster-TIVO.

    111. Re:Nooo! by elustran · · Score: 1

      The problem is that so many websites are so bandwidth intensive that trying to use the internet is a real pain. It really is the preponderance of flash and big images that creates a bottleneck for dial-up users. I was in the boonies a few months ago and was stuck with dialup, so all I could really do was check my email - websites like Myspace, YouTube, and Yahoo mail were incredibly slow. Dialup is functionally half the speed it used to be or worse.

    112. Re:Nooo! by iamapizza · · Score: 1

      All the dial-up users that do want broadband were unable to respond to the survey as their connection kept dropping.

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    113. Re:Nooo! by magical+liopleurodon · · Score: 1

      try watching youtube on it. It's nearly impossible. I have a sucky 384kb dsl connection, it feels like dialup. Can't even listen to last.fm. No.....everybody needs broadband, and people who think they don't need it are probably ignorant.

    114. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can certainly browse the web and end/recieve email on dialup

      Certainly, you can. But you're occupying a telephone line while doing so and probably paying more than you would for a cheap broadband connection in the long run.

    115. Re:Nooo! by kklein · · Score: 1

      I live in Japan, just outside of Tokyo.

      It's not that fast (different laws about advertising), and throttled as... I dunno. Pick your favorite bad word.

      My user experience of speed was better with Comcast in Colorado at about 4MB. Only a few things seem to run fast here in Japan, and the rest are much slower. It's all traffic shaping.

    116. Re:Nooo! by VdG · · Score: 1

      I got broadband a couple of years ago after using a dial-up link for ages.
      I was only using the Internet for email, usenet and a little bit of web-browsing so I didn't think that broadband had much to offer me. What made me switch in the end were two things.
      The convenience of an always-on connection. Since I was paying for my dial-up by the minute I tended to connect, download my email and latest bunch of Usenet posts then disconnect. So if someone posted an interesting web link, I had to re-connect if I wanted to look at it immediately.
      The realisation that I could actually get broadband for about the same cost as my dial-up. Admittedly, I could have gotten a cheaper dial-up link but effectively it meant I could get something for nothing.

      Since getting broadband I have found myself using the internet for a lot of things that I wouldn't have thought of before. Large emails, (like my dad's holiday snaps) don't bother me anymore. I can stream audio and video to my heart's content. If I want to download something I can just do it, and not have to worry about leaving my PC switched on overnight.

      There's more I could do, of course, but even the little I do is stuff I hadn't considered until I got broadband. But I didn't get broadband for those capabilities.

      Cost and convenience are the biggest drivers for most people.

    117. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >no dialup would be fine for them.
      You mean they don't any dialup, and it's fine for them? :-).

    118. Re:Nooo! by theaceoffire · · Score: 1

      Your Parents are paying much more money for much less service than most of the world. If Broadband was available country wide, they could have much higher internet speeds for a *lower* cost... theoretically.

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    119. Re:Nooo! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      To be pendantic, broadband has nothing to do with speed. ADSL is broadband regardless of the speed, because it uses broadband signalling. By contrast, 100 meg ethernet is *not* broadband, because it does not use broadband signalling - the hint is in the name (100baseTX) - the 'base' means baseband.

      But that's just pedantry of course :-)

    120. Re:Nooo! by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Very valid points... in addition, I'd love to know what the real dialup vs broadband statistics are.

      What I do know is a site I help manage (http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/) shows that in the last year, out of 1,147,097 visits (559,135 unique visitors), only 3.92% (based off visits) use dialup (44,943 users).

      I'd love to see other sites' statistics on the matter... ours is probably not representative as I would guess that Star Trek TOS fans are more tech saavy and have broadband if and when possible.

      Many people who just check their email, read a forum or IM probably dont need broadband - which I am sure accounts for the non-adopters (while the rest are probably the people who want it but just cant get it).

    121. Re:Nooo! by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      Can you farm? Could you take up the slack if Farmer Jones downs tools and goes to work in the big city because he's no longer being paid well enough to farm? No? Then shut the fuck up.

      Farmers need to be paid good money to farm. Why? Because farming is difficult, labour-intensive work that requires being up from very early in the morning until, often, very late at night. It involves loneliness, isolation and working through hardships that you can either call in sick for (working with the sniffles), or are spared entirely (spending all day in all weathers outside). Without decent subsidies, a lot of farmers wouldn't bother - a 9-to-5 office job sure is a hell of a lot easier.

      This is why what you call 'socialistic' farming subsidies are required - this is not something that the capitalist ideal of a free market can solve, because 'the market' cannot feed people. We need some incentive to keep those hard-working farmers farming, because if they didn't, we'd all be left with bare bellies and empty cupboards wondering what the fuck happened. Do you bitch when the police department are given raises, or the fire department get issued new equipment? If not, then shut up about the government paying for something which is just as important to the running of society.

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    122. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on dialup for years. Now I'm on cable. I miss my amazingly dynamic ip

    123. Re:Nooo! by peragrin · · Score: 1
      probably not I rarely visit yahoo anymore it simply isn't worth it.

      Oh and after I use a GUi editor to setup my website i go back and re hand code the HTMl to clean up the over abundance of tags that get put in for no good reason.

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    124. Re:Nooo! by MrSnivvel · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, I run Gentoo on a 26.4Kbps modem connection at my house. It's slow as a Japanese tea ceremony, but it can be done.

    125. Re:Nooo! by BBandCMKRNL · · Score: 1

      Where are you? An hours drive outside of Reno?

      The question now so much isn't can you get it but whether or not it's fast enough to satisfy your need for speed...

      DSL, vs. cable, vs. FIOS.

      Choice? What choice? I live in one of the 10 largest cities in the U.S. and I have no choice of broadband provider. It's Time/Warner or nothing. No DSL, no FIOS.

      And of course, the price I pay and the lousy service I get, reflects that.

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    126. Re:Nooo! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Lynx - it's what dialup connections were made for... ...and you didn't think there was any content on the interwebs...

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    127. Re:Nooo! by klocwerk · · Score: 1

      Low bandwidth != high-latency.
      I've gamed with plenty of people on dial-up who had totally acceptable latency, and plenty of people on broadband who had 150ms+ latency.

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  2. Odin84gk by odin84gk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Summary: "19 percent say nothing would persuade them to upgrade"

    In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

    Nothing to see here... Move along...

    1. Re:Odin84gk by langelgjm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

      Or, you know, if there were actually any high-speed internet services available in the area.

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    2. Re:Odin84gk by legirons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Makes this article all the more interesting...

      "according to Ofcom, they [anyone who doesn't want to pay for broadband] are excluded from broadband ... we all know the next step: the rest of us will be forced to finance broadband for the digitally excluded."

    3. Re:Odin84gk by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      Or any substantial competition in an area that already has "broadband access", and I don't mean DSL vs Cable. I'd say that's the biggest problem affecting current broadband prices.

    4. Re:Odin84gk by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Summary: "19 percent say nothing would persuade them to upgrade"

      In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

      Nothing to see here... Move along...

      Except the US doesn't get "right" prices since the (wide) territory has been split between the providers which have a de facto local monopoly and can set the prices as they see fit.

      Broadband provider is X for $Z. If you aren't happy with that, unless you're in a metropolitan area, the alternative is a POTS modem. In Europe/Asia, in most locations you actually have a choice for at least ADSL2+ providers (up to roughly 22Mbps depending on how far you are from the local hub), and nowadays fibre with typically 50Mbps+ *for the same price* (in France you get *at least* 50Mbps with fibre for about 30 € per month, whis is about, what, $50, $55 ?).

      There is a category of users that only use the network to send email. You can do that over a 2.4K modem. I've run a 5 person network over a 9.6K modem with a Linux dial on demand box back when...

      Actually, I was part of the tech people building one of the first public ISP in Europe over a *64K* line. For about 9000 subscribers who opted to use the Internet facility (we already had Internet -- among others -- mail gateways for ages). And at the time it was plenty. In the early 90s I downloaded my Linux floppy images on that link (several times even, when you wrote 30 floppies, some were bound to be bad).

      Anyway, You and I would have trouble with a modem link (my offsite backups would become very complicated for example), but if all you use is email and a few web pages ? Should work like a charm (maybe adblock would be handy nowadays though).

      Oh and I used to check my mail with nothing but a VT100 and a modem. Get off my lawn (waves walker and falls over).

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    5. Re:Odin84gk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But did the survey offer the answer of "I would upgrade if [insert ISP] weren't a total douche"? My reasons for still being on dial-up are the following in no particular order:

      1) I pay $8 a month. Cheapest I can get anything faster is >$40-$80 depending on if I believe the ads, and even those are usually short lived promos.

      2) Comcast is evil. Verizon is more evil. etc. etc. Why would I support or even trust these guys? Illegal wiretapping anyone? Throttled connections? Customer service hold times of more than an hour? False advertising, unlimited means UNLIMITED, not 8 hours a day!!!

      3) Every few months I get a telemarketer from my phone company asking if I want DSL. After I say "Yes Please!" they run their little check and remember that DSL isn't offered in my area... idiots. :(

      So I'll keep my slow and cheap dial-up connection thankyouverymuch.

    6. Re:Odin84gk by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Offer someone a connection that doesn't tie up their phone line, is always on and is the same speed or faster than their current connection FOR THE SAME PRICE and of course they'll take it. Even those 19%, who probably misunderstood the question.

    7. Re:Odin84gk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said it. I'm one of those 81%...

      My university provides free (as in Beer) dial-up service for all students / staff / faculty to access off campus. = $0/mo

      My other option is to pay $20/mo for 768kbs DSL with a long term contract + taxes & fees + $25/mo for the required bundled landline = $50/mo (or $70/mo without a contract).

      Hmmmm..... tough choice there.

    8. Re:Odin84gk by mcleland · · Score: 1

      True for me - I'm one of the 14% the article says can't get broadband. But I would love to. I live in a very rural area. No DSL or cable available. Satellite is maybe just possible (have to cut a few trees further up the mountain to find out) and very expensive. We don't even have cell coverage at the house. Dial up it is. I'm glad there's only 14% in that category. I just wish I wasn't. And yes, I'll have some cheese with my whine...

    9. Re:Odin84gk by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are exceptions for even this. My grandmother, before she passed away, was on $20/month dialup. Broadband in the area the last time I visited: $14/month for their cheapest package(512k).

      She didn't want to change.

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    10. Re:Odin84gk by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a problem in the US. There are still places
      that are remote enough that cell coverage doesn't exist
      and you're lucky enough to have running water. You can't
      use GPS to find it because none of the GPS navigation
      systems know how to get there.

      Then there are places that are REALLY remote, rather than
      just a slight bit out of the way...

      --
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    11. Re:Odin84gk by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a problem in the US. There are still places that are remote enough that cell coverage doesn't exist and you're lucky enough to have running water. You can't use GPS to find it because none of the GPS navigation systems know how to get there.

      That is a problem with Russia as well. And Canada. And China. And any country that isn't nut-to-butt people.

      and to be clear, the reason why you "don't get GPS" is because either your mapping software doesn't have a map for where you are standing or because you don't have a clear view of the sky.

    12. Re:Odin84gk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need the "required bundled landline" to access your university dial-up? Seems you shouldn't include that in the price comparison

    13. Re:Odin84gk by misterhypno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      19% can't get broadband.

      35% say the price is too high.

      14% say they would not switch, regardless.

      If the prices adjusted downwards, that 35% group of price-objectors would vanish, leaving only 33% of the total who still have dial-up only either being stuck with it or being Luddites who refuse to switch over.

      Once the 19% of those who can't get broadband CAN get it, how many of them would switch? The assumption is all of them would, because otherwise, they would be in the "would not switch" category.

      That leaves only the 14% who still use dial telephones and who drive Packards - and I do NOT mean Packard Bells!

    14. Re:Odin84gk by linest · · Score: 1

      I was going to go for "19 percent? Isn't that GW Bush's approval rating?"

      Kind of similar.

    15. Re:Odin84gk by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      My father-in-law is in this category. For years he had CallWave and a dialup connection (which got 15600bps tops). When Wildblue became available, he signed up instantly and still spent less on his Internet bill.

      --
      -mkb
    16. Re:Odin84gk by Cramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even in metro areas, there isn't much choice. Cable vs. DSL is still basically it... from your monopoly cable company or monopoly phone company. There are fringe alternatives like cellular data (sprint/nextel, verizon, at&t), but they tend to be available where ever there's cell coverage, and it's both expensive and slow. Clearwire has some coverage in Raleigh, NC, but it's still slower than the Big Two, and more expensive. If I were in Durham, I'd have FiOS -- but I'm 12 miles too far east.

      We USED to have some competition in the DSL market, but access to the last mile (read: Bellsouth's greed) killed pretty much all of them. Today, Covad still runs a few DSLAMs, but I don't think they have any in NC anymore. BTI (ITC^Deltacom) may still have DSLAMs around, but they were business priced to begin with (SDSL and IDSL.) Bellsouth makes it very expensive to put equipment in their COs -- by law they're required to allow it, but it's otherwise unregulated. And there's no such requirement for "remote offices".

    17. Re:Odin84gk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Summary: "19 percent say nothing would persuade them to upgrade"

      In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

      No. Literally, it is saying you could NOT PAY 19% to switch. Others you could pay to switch. My dial-up plus copper phone cost is $30 - INCLUSIVE OF ALL FEES TAXES, etc. "Broadband" or something 3-4 times faster would have to cost about $40 or less for me to switch. DSL is not being offered (it is deliberately withheld because AT&T would have to offer it at $10/month so they do not offer it - they are cabable - the fiber box is 10 meters from my house and we are mail bombed with fucking "u-verse" bullshit - which sucks per the neighbors). Dial-up has lots of nice features. Did you know ALL my equipment (wireless too) gets switched off with a powerstrip. I save monies with dial-up and still download all the f-ing music I want. No, I don't care about videos. Got "the dish". If all you do is "read", run your linux, download mp3s, then it is not that bad. Latency is good and is rare a page takes long to load.

    18. Re:Odin84gk by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a problem in the US. There are still places
      that are remote enough that cell coverage doesn't exist
      and you're lucky enough to have running water. You can't
      use GPS to find it because none of the GPS navigation
      systems know how to get there.

      Then there are places that are REALLY remote, rather than
      just a slight bit out of the way...

      Yeah, and people who don't have running water or phone service are just lining up in DROVES for FiOS service, right?

      Don't get me wrong, we have lots of people "off the grid" where I live. Cell phone coverage is spotty (but you can generally get a signal from one of the major carriers everywhere... You just won't get coverage by ALL carriers ALL the time). We have HS internet via cell in the area.

      My other home has microwave. Most people where the DSL doesn't "exist" work with microwave links. Those that don't, live there because they..... "DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE BS OF LIVING IN TOWN".

      Your argument is moot. Someone without running water or electricity or GPS signal (yeah, that showed a bit of intellect there) or cell signal is probably not going to care about downloading a copy of linux, a VCD or anything else. Hell, they probably care MORE about where they will kill there next meal from.

      --Toll_Free

    19. Re:Odin84gk by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a problem in the US. There are still places
      that are remote enough that cell coverage doesn't exist
      and you're lucky enough to have running water. You can't
      use GPS to find it because none of the GPS navigation
      systems know how to get there.

      That is a problem with Russia as well. And Canada. And China. And any country that isn't nut-to-butt people.

      I didn't even think of that possibility.

      Most of the .eu people with broadband live in a country less than the size of a third of our states.

      Getting broadband to Georgia wouldn't be hard. Hell, there are countries in Europe smaller than San Diego County.... And they have multiple options for HS Internet there.

      Guess it's a question of ..... Do you want to live somewhere that you can get high speed or not.... HS Internet isn't a right bestowed on us (I can see an amendment getting passed, though, honestly....), so to think Eh, teh US sux0rs bcuz tehy have no h1gh sp33d 1nt4hn37z is complete BS.

      --Toll_Free

    20. Re:Odin84gk by Snuhwolf · · Score: 1

      The reason that we dont upgrade to a highspeed connection is cost.
      There isnt much competiton here and the prices are way too high.
      So the concept that "fuckem, all POTS users are teh n0n h4X0rs"
      is a false presumtion. Now, who wants to give me free DSL?

    21. Re:Odin84gk by igb · · Score: 1

      n France you get *at least* 50Mbps with fibre for about 30 per month, whis is about, what, $50, $55 ?

      What, for people living up valleys in the Massif Central? People living in villages in the Dordogne? How's the fibre to the house at 50Mbps doing in Gavarnie?

      Do you mean ``France'' or do you mean ``major metropolitan areas''?

      ian

    22. Re:Odin84gk by rpillala · · Score: 1

      Not to quibble, but don't they have a de jure monopoly? That is, if it were not protected by the state, it wouldn't last?

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    23. Re:Odin84gk by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Some fraction of the population in comparatively rural areas will tend to be behind the curve on infrastructure access, news at 11.

      The difference is that in Europe that fraction is, at most, 20% while in the US it's much higher than that.

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    24. Re:Odin84gk by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      In other other news, 19% of Americans would rather have their penises chopped off then lose their precious dialup.

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    25. Re:Odin84gk by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      My grandmother is the same way... and I even went through pre-emptive steps to make the change easier later, by setting her up to use a free webmail host instead of her isp's... still, no go... $20/month for friggin dialup... cable co's lowest is the same price.

      --
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    26. Re:Odin84gk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because old people don't like change because it's change. They could care less about being reasonable - if it needs to be explained to them (which is just about everything) then they simple don't give a rat's ass.

      Your grandmother needed someone to simply make the decision and change for her in that circumstance because it was, assuming your grandmother's financial situation is like most elderly in the states, in her best financial interest.

      That situation has nothing to do with anything but your grandmother being an old bat whose tired of using her brain.

    27. Re:Odin84gk by igb · · Score: 1

      That's true, but sometimes I think people on either side of the Atlantic fail to appreciate the radical differences in geography. For literally 99% of the UK population, they're no more than four or five miles from a telephone exchange (hence the 99%+ ADSL availability). Similarly mobile phones (hence coverage is for practical purposes continuous, excepting gaps a few hundred yards is size). That's because the UK is smaller than several US states, and the only areas which aren't densely populated are small patches in Wales and Northern England, plus the Scottish Highlands and Islands. About 40 million people live in an area less than two hundred miles square, although people say ``ah, Scotland's population density is much lower'' the central belt encompasses a similar proportion. In mainland Europe the same's not true. France has a population less than the UK in twice the land mass, and there are substantial areas which are deeply rural. This is progressively more the case for Italy, Spain, etc, which are less urbanised. By the time you get to America, you have states like Oregon which are larger than the UK with FIVE PERCENT of the population. ian

    28. Re:Odin84gk by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      When someone passed broadband in favor of dialup, it's often because they don't want their e-mail address changed if it's being provided by the ISP. It's just too much hastle keeping all of your family and friends up to date on the new address.

      Personally, I never use my ISP account as the primary. It's GMail with IMAP support all the way.

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    29. Re:Odin84gk by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      The big problems recently for getting Americans onto broadband were:

      1) The limits on the ADSL distance from the central switching office (circa 3,000 meters limit).

      2) The limits on availability of TV cable lines for cable modems.

      3) The cost of setting up landline broadband in rural areas.

      Fortunately, within the 12 years, these things happened:

      1) New technology allows for "mini switching offices," tremendously extending the range of ADSL from the main central switching office.

      2) Most everyone in metropolitan areas can get access to cable TV, so cable modems is now an option.

      3) New technologies may alleviate the issue of broadband access in rural areas, especially the new WiMAX wireless technology.

      I think you forget that in Europe and much of Asia, the population density is high enough that telco's can afford the exorbitant cost of setting up broadband for everyone in metropolitan areas, since there are enough potential users to pay for the cost of installation. This isn't like the USA, where the sprawled-out nature of many cities and the old wiring infrastructure of older cities made broadband installation too expensive until within the last decade.

    30. Re:Odin84gk by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't take that much remoteness to be without cell service or
      in an area where no mapping service knows how to properly find you. It's
      certainly not going to be a sort of post-apocalyptic looking Mad Max scenario.

      --
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  3. Interestingly... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Interestingly, the percentage of dial-up users lacking interest in high-speed connections was identical to the minimum age at which such disinterest is first seen.

    1. Re:Interestingly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How can you compare a percentage (something out of 100) and an age (a time measurement) and call them "identical" to one-another?

      Apples and oranges.

    2. Re:Interestingly... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      That's what makes it so interesting!

    3. Re:Interestingly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's actually not interesting.

    4. Re:Interestingly... by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      "That's actually not interesting."

      That's what makes it so interesting!

    5. Re:Interestingly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose apples and oranges both approximate to spherical masses with the density of water (if you wave your arms a lot)...

    6. Re:Interestingly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone mod this clown down

  4. $12 a month versus $50 a month by Control-Z · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These people are probably your mothers and fathers who aren't particularly into computers. If they're just checking e-mail and maybe a little web surfing on a Pentium II with 128MB of memory, it's hard to argue that they should pay $50 a month for broadband.

    I hated paying $50 a month for cable internet even though I used the hell out of it. It just doesn't seem like a reasonable price.

    1. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

      $50/month?

      Sucker! I only pay $49.95.

    2. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Nightspirit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yah but if they're like my parents they paid $20 a month for dialup and $20 a month for a second landline. Cellphones have pretty much negated the need for this, but some families may want to keep their landline unlocked, and in that case broadband isn't that much more expensive.

    3. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by NovaHorizon · · Score: 2, Informative

      over here in Southern Idaho, We have a wireless broadband provider that will at least give you 256k for $20 a month. (for those that require cites. www.tetonwireless.com ) Heck of an improvement over dialup, and the same price. Also, if you're in a low population area, the install and all equipment minus the router is free.

    4. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      it's hard to argue that they should pay $50 a month for broadband.

      Where do you live? Here in Illinois, these users qualify for AT&T's $10 program. I only pay $20 a month for cable internet (bundled with $40 basic cable). Those options are cheaper than some dial-ups.

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    5. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in a rural part of VA that will probably not see wired broadband of any type for 20 years.

      I use Sprint EVDO right now, it's decent but...$50 per month.

    6. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by superphreak · · Score: 1

      My parents pay $50/mo for cable (1.5mbps down, I think.) They are hardly above the average computer users. Actually, my dad just reads the news (BBC), and my mom checks email, does financial stuff, and shops online. That's about it. Streaming audio/video? Downloads? Forget it. Nice thing is I can VNC for remote help - they're 800mi away.

      I had a devil of a time trying to convince them to switch. I would tie up the phone line for hours with dialup (yes, we had cell phones at the time.) They finally switched when a $35/mo deal for 6mo came around. Now they think $50/mo is too much, but they don't want to go back. I think if most people had a shot at broadband, they'd have a hard time going back, too.

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    7. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      A lot of things take a lot of money to become ready for use and internet is one of them. When you consider the shear volume of information and content at your fingertips, the speed at which you can get it, and the cost that it would take to get that, the price is more than reasonable. When you consider that prices haven't really been going up as speeds keep going up, the value because more apparent. I'm pretty sure my cable bill has not increased recently at all. This means that with inflation, the real cost of the service has gone down over time.

      And there is another point. Let's take away your internet and see how reasonable the price is then!

    8. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I live in a rural part of VA that will probably not see wired broadband of any type for 20 years.

      But only 14% of the respondents noted their rural location as being a factor.

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    9. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      If you're paying for a dedicated line for your dial-up, it's a lot easier to justify cable. Usually a phone line is at least $25 a month, plus $12 or so for dial-up if you shop around. So given the fact that you could give up the phone line if you switch to cable, the decision becomes $37 for horribly slow internet versus $50 for lightning fast.

      Which actually brings up another point, sometimes cable Internet is so over-taxed that it might as well be dial-up.

    10. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd much rather have Internet than television, but I just watch over-the-air HDTV, pay $12 a month for TivoHD to maximize the value of what channels I get (which is like 15 with digital subchannels), and $50 a month for Internet.

    11. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Basic digital cable in Upstate NY is $55 a month, Basic analog cable is $55.95 a month

      Internet from the same provider is another 45.95 a month.

      new Yorkers are always getting screwed.

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    12. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My parents would almost never touched the internet until they got broadband. Now they use it daily. Broadband changed their whole way of thinking about the technology.

    13. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez I've been trying to convert my Dad for years. He has the basic $10 dial up for e-mail. Of course he complains his "computer is to slow when I download the web". (THAT would be cool!)

      No second line either (another irritation for me).
      Cell phone? yeah... that was funny.

      But hey, $40 savings... it's a different generation.

    14. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Good point. Only a fool would pay $50 for a cable modem. A wise man pays $60!

      -Peter

    15. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by lazyDog86 · · Score: 1

      I hated paying $50 a month for cable internet even though I used the hell out of it. It just doesn't seem like a reasonable price.

      and don't even get me started on the cost of heroin, but us junkies need our fixes.

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    16. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      As a resident of rural southern indiana, why would I pay for broadband at home when I get paid to surf the net at work?

    17. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      $50 per month? SBC/Ameritech/AT&T regularly offer their bottom feeder DSL service for $14.95 per month and always offer something for $20. That's as cheap as dialup for most users. If you have a second line, you can drop it and come out way ahead.

    18. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Spillman · · Score: 1

      Seriously, who needs broadband? I maean thats like saying I should upgrade to a color tv from a black and white only. Or that I should get touch-tone service instead of rotary? I mean why? Geez...

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    19. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      Porn. Hard to view porn at work.

    20. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Is LtLink still around? About 7 years ago, they were rolling out their own wireless service and Teton came out of nowhere and started competing with them. (Just curious since I got the hell out of that area when I got the chance.)

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    21. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1

      haven't heard of them, but doesn't mean they aren't here somewhere... lol After all.. I never heard of PMT until my apartment complex forced them upon us -.-'

    22. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right, it's a cost toss-up, if it's available. Yours were smart. They could be like my stingy parents and NOT get a second landline. (Cell phone coverage and cable does not exist there.)

      My parents and 4 brothers would sit on the computer all day long, playing online poker and looking at eBay for things they couldn't afford. Any time anyone would try to call, they'd get a busy signal.

      The 'rents finally broke down and got phone-company voicemail... which is great, except no one picks up the phone to check the voicemail after they're done surfing. Apparently behavioral modification is only for dogs.

    23. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by steveo777 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently behavioral modification is only for dogs.

      You're just not using the shock collar correctly. Try bumping it up a setting or three.

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    24. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Wister285 · · Score: 1

      *the value becomes more apparent

    25. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by slapout · · Score: 1

      Plus 1.95 regulatory fee. Plus a 2.00 non-government mandated cost recovery fee. Plus tax.

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    26. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      it's hard to argue that they should pay $50 a month for broadband.

      You've got those "but what about the extra phone line" people, but we don't even need to think about that.

      The cheapest internet I know if is Clearwire. It's $30 a month for 768kb downstream. Next cheapest is $32.95/month for 3mb/download 256k upload, that's for local cable internet. Then followed by the "comcast" and "dsl" deals, where the DSL can start as low as $33/month, and that's not just the triple play deal.

      Now, most any place that has such a low price has tiered service, and you're getting the lamest option available. But if all things are equal in price, would you pick 56kb or 256kb?

      If the cheaper options are not available in your area, I can see price being an issue. Where I live, DSL/Cable/WiMax cost about the same as dialup.

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    27. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Heroin is at an all time low, pricewise, due to the fact the Afghanistan harvest was exactly 200% of the worlds needs last year.

      Now, couple in the fields in other parts of the world, and you can see, the worlds desire for opiates is going to get CHEAP!!!!

      --Toll_Free

    28. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I was thinking too. There is no reason for anyone to want dial-up. The average dial-up account costs $15 to $20/month. My 1.5mbps DSL only costs $20/month.

    29. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by danomac · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I just upgraded from 3.0mbit DSL ($57/month) to 6mbit DSL ($50/month.) Interesting how the faster plan is cheaper...

    30. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What, wireless doesn't work in your bathrooms?

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    31. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my parents just got sattelite since with dialup and a second line it was cheaper. they still need a landline for phone since they live in iowa and cell service sucks around their farm.

    32. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is the reasoning behind it all. Dial-up users simply don't want to PAY to have broadband. If DSL was the same price there wouldn't be a discussion. This is so obvious; why there is an implication that these people don't want broadband because they like being slow is retarded.

    33. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You're right. $20/month for a land line for your dialup account, $20/month for a second line for voice ...

      OR

      $20/month for a line for voice and $50/month for cable

      OR

      perhaps IF dsl is an option, $50 for DSL with an included voice line... that is assuming you are in an area covered by DSL.

      People need to remember that America has a shitload of its population in 'rural' areas. Europe doesn't.

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    34. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get broadband from AT&T for $10 a month, so comparing dialup with the cable company is an obvious false dichotomy. Broadband is *cheaper* than most dialup.

    35. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by vegiVamp · · Score: 0

      Umm...

      That makes it either $20 (landline) + $20 (dialup) or $20 (landline) + $50 (broadband).

      Thats still $30 more, from where I'm standing.

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    36. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also pay $49.95 a month, but for some reason the figure I write on my checks is $56 and some odd cents...

    37. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're both suckers. I use the library. It's free. Hahahahahahahah

    38. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Nightspirit · · Score: 1

      They're probably going to have one landline either way so it is:
      1) landline x2 ($40) + dialup ($20)
      2) landline ($20) + broadband ($20-50)

    39. Re:$12 a month versus $50 a month by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      and i paid 49EUROS (~74USD) for 8Mbps/1Mbps for YEARS, before agreeing on a 1 year contract.

      I've had the 8/1 probably 4 years now, and the price used to be 65euros a month if i recall right.

      Cheapest broaadband around here (Finland, Helsinki) is about 30USD.

      Fastest practically available to public is ADSL2+ unlimited, if you are lucky you get that 22Mbps, usually more like 13-18Mbps.

      But with the higher price you get:
        * No traffic limits
        * No traffic shaping
        * No P2P Limits
        * No Snooping on your traffic
        * 24/7 works, rarely any outages
        * Practically static IPs (changes every 90-180days, unless you don't turn off the computer in which case it is static)

      and used to be able to get at 100% speed from EU, US and mostly AU too if their end was capable, now the EUUS link seems to be slightly saturated and you can't always get a guarantee of that.

      Use 100% Upstream & Downstream 24/7 no one complains.

  5. Grandma Speed by andrewd18 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandmother refuses to upgrade to broadband even though it's an extra $5/mo because she's used it at my house and it loads too fast. She says that her internet at home is "perfect Grandma speed", and us "young-uns with fresh brains can handle the zip of that fast stuff."

    1. Re:Grandma Speed by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      She says that her internet at home is "perfect Grandma speed", and us "young-uns with fresh brains can handle the zip of that fast stuff."

      Your grandmother is a wise woman who has better things to worry about.

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Grandma Speed by Delucian · · Score: 1

      Reading the subject line just made me think of some elderly old maid rocking way too fast in her Cracker Barrel chair.

    3. Re:Grandma Speed by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Your grandmother's name...it wouldn't be Slowsky, would it?

    4. Re:Grandma Speed by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reading the subject line just made me think of some elderly old maid rocking way too fast in her Cracker Barrel chair.

      Made me think of a little old lady driving a giant cadillac at half the posted speed limit with a tail of 20 cars stuck behind her.

      But really, she's just making excuses. What does she do during slow page loads? Take naps?

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    5. Re:Grandma Speed by arthurpaliden · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly, remember the days when you could start your complie, go get a cup of coffee and then get back just as the error report finished printing. It was a slower gentler time.

    6. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandmother also refuses to get broadband, but for another reason. She's not crazy about the idea that someone could "get into her computer" with the always-online nature of broadband. She forgets that it can also happen on dial-up. However, she's at least somewhat security conscious. She employs multiple firewalls and antivirus software, almost to the point of overkill, and still keeps her financial data on a computer that never touches the net.

    7. Re:Grandma Speed by Kamineko · · Score: 1
      It's 'Grandma speed'? Doesn't that concern you?

      Well as long as she's not hurting anyone, etc. Just keep an eye on her, okay?

      Remember there's lots of clinics and other services that can help you if a situation develops.

    8. Re:Grandma Speed by everphilski · · Score: 1

      What is she looking at that is so belabored with content?

      The only thing my grandmothers uses their computers for is email. Text. Downloads in seconds. Both tell me that if we grandkids didn't email them as often as we do, they'd throw the damn machines away.

      They aren't luddites, just from a different generation. They don't need Twitter streams (fuck, I don't either) or blogs to tell them what's going on in the world. They just want to hear from the grandkids and see what the weather is gonna be outside.

    9. Re:Grandma Speed by phly1x · · Score: 0

      My grandmother refuses to upgrade to broadband even though it's an extra $5/mo because she's used it at my house and it loads too fast. She says that her internet at home is "perfect Grandma speed", and us "young-uns with fresh brains can handle the zip of that fast stuff."

      comcast: time to ditch the slowski's; get andrew d's granma. she'll do it... or we'll tip off RIAA that she was downloading mp3s......

    10. Re:Grandma Speed by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      She says that her internet at home is "perfect Grandma speed", and us "young-uns with fresh brains can handle the zip of that fast stuff."

      I'll just go and make some preserves and I'll read that Internet thngammajy whan it's done a'loadin.

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    11. Re:Grandma Speed by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

      us "young-uns with fresh brains..."

      mmmmm..... fresh braiaklsdfimaef NO CARRIER >

    12. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandpa, OTOH, wanted broadband so his weather maps and email would load faster. He was tired of firing up Eudora then waiting 20-30 minutes for all the attachments to download from friends and relatives who don't bother to resize their 5+ megapixel images before firing them off.

      Of course, once he had 4mb cable, he realized he needed a new computer because the old Celery/333 was taking forever to display pages. So now he's got a new dual core Dell with PCIe video ($350ish) to go with his broadband and he's happy. Email's fast and he can run Flight Simulator X. Weather maps jump up like frogs in a dynamite pond (or however that quote goes).

    13. Re:Grandma Speed by Tikkun · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is better than the Internet? It's like saying that you have better things to do than partake of the sum total of human culture distilled into a picture of a cat saying: "oh, hai guys! I can haz speelchek?"

    14. Re:Grandma Speed by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is she looking at that is so belabored with content?

      Why, old people porn, of course. :-P

      But, in all seriousness, start sending them daily links to videos or photo albums of the youngest of grandchildren, and they'll suddenly discover why they might care to have faster speeds.

      I will go out on a limb and say that at least some grandparents have switched for broadband for exactly that reason. "Mac: $900. Broadband connection: $50. Video conferencing story time with the grand kids: fucking priceless".

      Cheers

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    15. Re:Grandma Speed by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is better than the Internet?

      Blowjobs. Beer. Breasts (real ones, mind you, not those digital ones). Really good food. Vacations without the internet. Fast cars. Easy women.

      You could actually partake in some of human culture as well.

      His grandmother figured it out. :-P

      Cheers

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    16. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting I think I've seen here driving on the freeway

    17. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now *this* is Grandma speed XD

    18. Re:Grandma Speed by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      ..so you're saying that your grandmother's last name is Slowsky? ;-)

    19. Re:Grandma Speed by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Dialup, an elegant connection from a more civilized era.

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    20. Re:Grandma Speed by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Solution, tell her that she can use the internet and phone simultaneously with broadband. That should be worth $5/mo extra.

      Then, drop a bittorrent seed box off at her house. That should slow her connection down to Grandma speed.

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    21. Re:Grandma Speed by VocationalZero · · Score: 1

      ...and she can spend more time worrying about them while waiting for her AOL homepage to load.

      Irony points if she worries about wasting what little time she has left on this Earth.

    22. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that was 1994, at my college school, with 40 terminals compiling on one fast and furious VAX running VMS !

    23. Re:Grandma Speed by spazdor · · Score: 1
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    24. Re:Grandma Speed by v1 · · Score: 1

      free video ichat is a major factor in grandparents (and even parents) getting broadband or a new computer.

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    25. Re:Grandma Speed by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Your grandmother is a wise woman who has better things to worry about.

      She is nearing EOL. You would think she would speed up her life a little to make sure all her routines finish without being killed while running. Graceful exit.

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    26. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you've done it... grandmas and blowjobs. Is that how you normally think?

    27. Re:Grandma Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      refuses to upgrade to broadband [...] it loads too fast.

      And here I thought The Slowskys were just a marketing gimmick. :P

    28. Re:Grandma Speed by Romwell · · Score: 1
      No, his (hypothetical) grandma is not "wise". My (actual) grandparents, 70, upgraded themselves to broadband after using a connection in my aunt's appartment and seeing a subway ad for Verizon's $15/mo 768k "broadband". They're hooked on the net ever since. My grandma googles for traditional medicine; grandpa reads news on Russian websites (they moved into US 6 years ago and their English is still in the "needs improvement" phase). They also use odnoklassniki.ru, a Russian social networking resource akin to classmates.com and have found some of their classmates they haven't seen for more years than I've lived. I got them Skype and a webcam, and they have found friends and relatives in Israel and Germany (where fast networks are more widespread), so they Skype them. They exchange photos with overseas friends, something they didn't use to do with snail mail.

      All this was not available to them, because accessing these resources on a dialup connection was enough of a torture. Learning how to use all the resources is difficult enough, so add painful waiting on top to make the experience miserable.

      The moral ? The internet really is for everyone. It's not a 'new' or 'special' thing anymore, it's at least as important media as newspapers and TV, as important a carrier as the telephone or snail mail. Depriving oneself of all the resources is, erm, not quite reasonable (if you can afford it). And yes, they do use the webcam on Skype calls - ever tried that on Dialup ?

      On the other hand, I have a 20-year-old friend living 1.4 miles away from them who can't get DSL in her area and whose family uses dial-up AOL. She likes it and doesn't feel like anything is wrong. I just don't talk to her about it, it's like talking to a Bush supporter.

    29. Re:Grandma Speed by initialE · · Score: 1

      Doesn't dialup leave you off the hook? What if there's an urgent phone call? What about phone charges?

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    30. Re:Grandma Speed by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Hate to spoil your soapbox buzz, but the Internet is a part of human culture. A pretty big part in many ways.

      Your comments could be used just as easily to justify never ever reading, and being illiterate. And would make as much sense.

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  6. The other guy replied... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What the fuck is the internet?

    *survey results may very +-2%. Results collect from the 3 people still on dialup.

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  7. Why would they? by Tekninja_Hawk · · Score: 0

    When they can get AOL 15 Optimized for Dialup! With internet SPEEDBOOST technology! Its better than Dialup, its AOL!

    And its only 26.95/mo!

    1. Re:Why would they? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly! AOL is more expensive than most broadband options in my area.

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    2. Re:Why would they? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      So AOL has officially devolved into a stupidity tax?

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  8. Re:well duh by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

    "You'd think just the fact that it frees up their phone line would be enough but noooo. Apparently nobody ever calls them either."

    You mean the little round thing with the red light and cord isn't for talking into?

  9. FAKE! by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

    Pew Internet & American Life sounds like a fake business. You should only listen to results from the firm of OMGPEWPEWPEW.

  10. Majority by Holi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Majority my ass, when did 1/5th become a majority.

    Quite the misleading headline.

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    1. Re:Majority by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Where do you get 1/5? It clearly says 62% both in TFS and TFA.

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    2. Re:Majority by michrech · · Score: 1

      You didn't comprehend properly. :)

      Of the people on dialup, the majority of *those* people (62%) don't have any interest. :)

      Majority my ass, when did 1/5th become a majority.

      Quite the misleading headline.

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    3. Re:Majority by Holi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When asked what it would take to tempt them to switch, 35% said the price of broadband would have to fall, while almost a fifth said that nothing would tempt them to upgrade, suggesting many die-hard dial-up users simply don't see the need for the higher speeds that are available.

      So most want faster internet but cannot afford it, while approximately 1/5th do not want faster internet.

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    4. Re:Majority by Holi · · Score: 1

      Possibly, I did just tear off my big toenail last night (yes it hurt), but I really don't think so.

      When asked what it would take to tempt them to switch, 35% said the price of broadband would have to fall, while almost a fifth said that nothing would tempt them to upgrade

      I take that to mean approximately 20% of dialup users would not upgrade while 35% they would if the price came down, then you have the 14% who can't get broadband. I don't know where rest come in and I need some pain killers.

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    5. Re:Majority by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Hey 20% of all statistics can be made to say anything. 50% of the time. :P

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    6. Re:Majority by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Maybe the rest (32%) figured the existing broadband packages are substandard - with all that throttling to dial up speeds.

      That'll be hard to believe though ;).

      I think it's more likely they just can't be bothered - it's not important enough to them - if someone suddenly installed it for them without any fuss (so that "it works") maybe they'd keep it.

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    7. Re:Majority by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Apparently 1/5th of the people surveyed thought it was a sales pitch.

    8. Re:Majority by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I guess if women(50.7% of the US pop.) are a minority, than anything is possible.

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    9. Re:Majority by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Can you blame them?

      "Sir, I'd like to take a moment of your time to ask some questions about your Internet service..."

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  11. Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict. by pomegranatesix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know if it'll still connect (though I suspect it would...), but by the time I was in high school, broadband had so permeated my neighborhood that my dialup provider didn't even bother deactivating inactive accounts. Three years after we switched to broadband, we could still use our dialup service when the cable was down.

    Dialup was good enough back in the day. Couldn't -- and still can't -- beat $4.95/mo when 90% of all you needed to do is check your email once a day, which pretty much describes the internet habits of my parents. If they needed anything bandwidth intensive, they'd usually just take care of it at work.

    I think the only reason my parents switched to broadband was because I would spend hours tying up the phoneline when I was IMing my friends.

  12. Costs not worth it to some people by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can see where people look at the $10/month they pay for dialup ($120 a year) and compare it to the cost of broadband; cable internet in my area is at least $45/month ($540 a year, or add $10/month on top if you don't have cable TV service!) so they would pay an extra $420 a year to have the same access, but faster.. Come to think of it, thats kind of depressing that I pay that much a year for internet! If I was living on a low fixed income, cable and internet would be among the lowest priorities. Some of you will laugh at me, and call me a phony geek, but have you ever gone a week eating only 1 cup of nooldes a day because you couldn't afford to eat? I have, it changes your priorities pretty quickly!

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    1. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My first few years of university went something like that. But broadband and booze were still high priorities! Man.. empty cupboards and finals week..

    2. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by RandoX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't laugh, $420 is a tank of gas.

    3. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      If all they are doing with their Internet connection is picking up email once or twice a week, I find people have no desire to get a faster pipe. When their email volume increases (by number or size) to the point where it is taking them hours to download their messages, then they consider a faster alternative.

      I've been working with an older couple who are in just that situation. They connect to pull their email messages, but they got behind a while back while away. Since they came back, their machine never successfully downloads all of their messages. The real kicker for them is that their mail client (assuming since it never completes the receive-messages session) never marks the items that were downloaded as picked up, so the next time they connect the inbox fills with copies of each message that was part of the initial download.

      I've been working on them for a while, trying to get them to try broadband service (the PC is okay), but living on Social Security in the U.S., they just don't have money to spare for Internet connectivity.

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    4. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase the Freak Brothers:"Internet will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no internet."

    5. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by AlvinTheNerd · · Score: 1

      I know where you are coming from. I'm in my last year of college. Taking summer classes so I can get out in four years which isn't easy in a nuclear engineering program. But state level student loans weren't available this summer so they directed me to nonstandard student loans like those you see on TV or are offered by just about every bank you see on campus selling credit cards. They wanted 10% interest. Luckly I have credit history and have a credit card with 8% interest and a job to pay some of it off. But living on credit cards means I cut everything. And now I am arguing with my roommates to cut $60 a month cable and $50 a month internet since we can get campus wireless at the apartment. But yeah, 1 cup of noodles a day is what I am eating. I have $3500 plus a 15hr/wk job to pay for rent, tuition, books, a car payment and everything else for 4 months.

    6. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $420 will get you a lot of 420 and then you don't need the internet because you can entertain your self staring at the wall.

    7. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by GleeBot · · Score: 1

      I find DSL makes a lot more sense, financially, than cable modem service. You often can get much cheaper packages than what the cable company is selling you (I get 6 Mbps for $35/mo., and could probably get 1.5 Mbps for around $25/mo. or less), and the qualitative differences are pretty minor; 1 Mbps vs. 6+ Mbps just doesn't make a big difference for most applications.

      Of course, most DSL services are bundled with landline service. While I think there's value in maintaining landline service, if you have a cell phone and want to subscribe to cable TV anyway, I guess a cable modem might make more sense. Might.

    8. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it 2010 already?

    9. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Except, then you'll need $420 more to spend on Frito Lay,... ;-)

    10. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Except that a lot of these people do have cable TV. It's pretty ridiculous to spend that much on cable TV when you get so much more value from a cable internet connection.

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    11. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're talking to a bunch of geeks, remember? Of COURSE we've never gone that long on one cup of noodles-- we all know how to stretch it for at LEAST two weeks.

      But seriously, if you are that hard up then just sell your computer and use the public library access.

    12. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by bvankuik · · Score: 1

      'have you ever gone a week eating only 1 cup of noodles per day'

      *yawn*

      Actually, when I was in college, such weeks would knock on the door every now and then. However I was prepared for those with a little buffer in a savings account.

      You won't get sympathy because you are someone who has difficulty planning ahead.

    13. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Checking hash... 420 Not Found

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    14. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      .. they pay for dialup ($120 a year) and compare it to the cost of broadband; cable internet in my area is at least $45/month ($540 a year...

      3 hours a day of surfing and online gaming is around 90 hours a month, or something like 2 hours of fat-pipe hookup for a buck. I wish my car got gas milage a tenth that good. And that's just directly replacing 1970s "Good Christian American" nuclear family couch time, not counting the all weekend gaming parties or midnight emergency porn.

      $4.50 a pack deathsticks (cigarettes). Some people in the local ghetto apartments are on pack a day habits.

      But, then this slashdot comment pretty much covers it.

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    15. Re:Costs not worth it to some people by neil-ngc · · Score: 1

      Which is why, in my area, both the cable and telco offer what they refer to as "high speed light," which is price competitive with dial-up, doesn't jam up the phone line, and offers speeds of about 150kbps. Of course, the dishonest marketing dept advertises it as "5 times faster than dial-up*" with the star saying "*compared to 28.8 modem," which is what...1990 technology?

      Still painfully slow for those of us used to our 5 Mbps connection, but for people who don't use much in way of video or high-res graphics, it works fine. For myself, who regularly uploads 15MB photos, and watch TV shows not available locally, not so useful.

  13. My father said the same thing... by michrech · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...until one of his kids started sending videos of his grandchildren to him, along with the high MP pictures. Add in the gallery (Menalto's Gallery) that I run that hosts lots of family pictures. He also likes to view videos from humoron and other sites of that nature, and dialup just wasn't working for him.

    I tried to convince him for at least a couple years that he should get cable or DSL, but he refused to because he either didn't want to pay the up-front costs, or he hated the company (or a combination). He finally got a taste of higher-than-dialup speed at a friends house, bit the bullet, and finally signed up for himself.

    Many of these people are probably in the same boat. They just simply don't know what they are missing out on, and that's fine. That means they're either out in their community, or watching TV, etc. I just have a feeling that many of these folks would actually put a higher speed connection to use if they were introduced to all the stuff they could be using it for.

    I know for a fact that one of the driving features for my father getting his DSL was that he was able to talk to my deployed brother via the internet far more cheaply than phone calls were. I wonder how many of that 62% have deployed children/family members that they'd like to be able to talk to more often?

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    1. Re:My father said the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.
      My father had all the Internet he wants from work, and therefore doesn't see the need for home broadband.
      On top of that his work provided him with a free dial-up service. So, as far as he was concerned if he didn't have broadband at home, he didn't have work at home.
      Plus, if you grew up in the 50s/60s you're not focused on getting your entertainment from the web. I can live without TV, but not without Internet. He can live without the Internet, but not without TV.

      This of course, drove us kids nuts when we came home to visit. Especially since most of my visits are working holidays. I would make a twice daily trek to the coffee house 15 minutes drive away. (My parents moved out to the country)

      Then his work, cut-off the dial-up access. He finally got broadband. Still doesn't use it, but my mother does, and we kids are thrilled when we visit.

    2. Re:My father said the same thing... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      ...ah yes, the good old days when you'd get the odd e-mail with 27 MB of videos attached. I remember those... you'd have to wait all day as Outlook Express downloaded your mail (or figure out how the webmail service worked, which you never EVER used, so you could delete the message and get the rest of your mail).

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    3. Re:My father said the same thing... by hoodrat1140 · · Score: 1

      I had the same experience with older folks..they really like media sharing. The downside of a broadband connection is the malware. Most of my older buddies are not up to date with security issues. Thus I recommend Ubuntu. Works for them like a charm.

    4. Re:My father said the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sound like a fucking salesman.

  14. Some people don't have a choice by Denger256 · · Score: 1

    Some people don't have a choice. I live in a rural aria where a lot of people can't get broadband. Just last year I was stuck with just dial up and believe me I was checking all providers weekly to see when I could upgrade.

    1. Re:Some people don't have a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I live in a rural aria

      I'm guessing you're an Opera user.

  15. If they are being sold on speed... by Angostura · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... I'm not too surprised.

    The most important difference, as far as I'm concerned is not in speed, but in the always-on nature of the connection.

    For a long time my (80-something) parents were quite happy with dial-up. And they basically didn't use the Net. To access the Internet they had to run a phone extension lead across the room. They explained they didn't use the Internet much, and I simply said, "and you wouldn't use electricity much if every time you needed to turn on a light you had to go out to the garage, start up a generator and then run a cable in through the window".

    In the end they simply decided that they didn't want to be left behind by the times. They got wireless, I set them up with a Mac (yes, I know but the Dock is a great thing it you only ever need 4 applications) and they never looked back. They're Skyping, Googling, the works.

    Exactly how you sell the way that the online experience changes when you are always on is slightly problematic, but it's key. People liek my parents really didn't care if the Web page opened twice as fast.

    1. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      For a long time my (80-something) parents were quite happy with dial-up. And they basically didn't use the Net. To access the Internet they had to run a phone extension lead across the room

      The other alternative would have been to split the line and give them two jacks...

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    2. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by b0bby · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I'm happy with the cheapest DSL I can get, with a local ISP who gives me a static ip & doesn't care what I run. $25 a month is fine, sure sometimes I'd like a little more speed but really, it's not worth paying much more. I can host a vanity site, watch Netflix, etc no problem.

    3. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      For a long time my (80-something) parents were quite happy with dial-up.

      You know, that we're talking about elderly parents and their internet connection speeds still messes with my head.

      I remember trying to explain to my parents (now 70-ish) what the internet was back in the mid '90s. They now have a laptop running Vista and broadband -- dad has even installed a printer driver. The mind just reels. :-P

      Cheers

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    4. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by bauhaus9 · · Score: 1

      ...I set them up with a Mac (yes, I know but the Dock is a great thing it you only ever need 4 applications)

      Have you been to Darwin ports? Literally thousands of Unix apps that can run on the mac. Add to that OpenOffice in the form of NeoOffice and Apple's own office suite and that it is a form of BSD under the hood and you realize that the Mac is a powerhouse.

    5. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by RabidMoose · · Score: 1

      From my understaing of the GP, he's saying that the phone jack was on the other side of the room from where the computer is. Thus, having the internet connected meant a phone line laying across the middle of the room. I actually had to do something like this when I was in a dorm my first year of college (except it was with an ethernet cable, to connect the xbox to the LAN and play Halo (the first (and best)one))

      Did I close my parenthese properly?

    6. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of other ways to run phone line than across the floor, any decent home improvement book can give suggestions. In a dorm, you're kind of screwed because of the floors... but in a home you can run in the floor subspace, you can run under the floor trim, you can run inside the wall, you can run above the ceiling...

      It's a project of a few hours, but not hard.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    7. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      I set them up with a Mac (yes, I know but the Dock is a great thing it you only ever need 4 applications)

      What do you know?

    8. Re:If they are being sold on speed... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      You understand perfectly. In fact, the computer was in one bedroom, the phone jack in another. They had the phone cable on a reel that went along the landing. Not idea.

  16. They have never even used high-speed by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The few dial-up users I knew a few years ago didn't realize how big the difference was. They assumed that if it took 2 minutes to get a page on dial-up, it would be one minute or 30 seconds on high-speed internet. They equated high-speed internet to upgrading a computer. It's prettier and faster, but it is really the same thing. And they were patient.

    That changed when they saw my laptop. Sometimes I would click a link and the page would load and they didn't even register that it happened. dial-up -vs- high-speed is like reading a book through a telescope a mile away -vs- reading it up close. And once you go there you can never go back. So I suspect most of those dial-up users who are left just have never seen the alternative.

    1. Re:They have never even used high-speed by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      dial-up -vs- high-speed is like reading a book through a telescope a mile away -vs- reading it up close.

      That's silly. Sure, you need to walk a mile to turn the page, but then you're already there and the rest of the experience is the same.

      Dial-up -vs- high-speed is like reading a book with only one word printed on each page -vs- reading a porno mag with embedded videos on each page.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    2. Re:They have never even used high-speed by maxume · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is a fair chunk of "satellite is the only high speed option" people. Satellite is way to expensive for what it is.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    3. Re:They have never even used high-speed by erikvcl · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about the Internet 5-10 years ago, yes, you have a point. You may not have used the Internet lately. It is SLOW, broadband or not! There are about 2 websites that you can "click a link and not know what happened": Google and Craigslist. Almost everything else is horrible.

      Back in 1996 before the Internet was clogged up with crap, pages loaded instantly with broadband. Now, I'm stuck waiting 30 seconds or more for virtually any website. It's pathetic. How can dial-up users stand it? I can't even stand it WITH broadband. I remember when websites would load relatively quickly on a 56K modem. Even on the T3 at work, pages load at a snails pace today.

    4. Re:They have never even used high-speed by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Hey come on, this is /. -- what's the matter with you guys? Dial-up vs broadband is like having to turn the crank on the Tin Lizzy vs having a keyless ignition. Sheesh!

      --
      Caveat Utilitor
    5. Re:They have never even used high-speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in 1996 before the Internet was clogged up with crap, pages loaded instantly with broadband. Now, I'm stuck waiting 30 seconds or more for virtually any website. It's pathetic. How can dial-up users stand it?

      Dialup: 1 second to start HTTP session, 30 seconds waiting for the slow server to respond, 10 seconds to download 50 kilobytes of HTML, 5 seconds for the browser to render it. 46 seconds from click to display.

      You: 1 second to start HTTP session, 30 seconds waiting for the slow server to respond, 1 second to download 50 kilobytes of HTML, 5 seconds for the browser to render it. 37 seconds from click to display.

      I can see why broadband users can't stand it. But the latency of the remote server is going to be the same whether you're on dialup or on FIOS. The dialup user is actually using his connection for 10 seconds out of every 46. The broadband user spends 36 out of 37 seconds with an empty pipe. :)

    6. Re:They have never even used high-speed by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      My mother in law uses broadband every time she comes to visit, which is reasonably often. She doesn't miss it when she goes home to dial-up. So yes, some people can "go there" and "go back".

    7. Re:They have never even used high-speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love that after years and years of reading this site, nothing makes me laugh like some of the comments on /.

  17. Re:well duh by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    My grandmother still fights me when I suggest that she get DSL. It's available to her for $15, but she prefers to pay $12 for the less-expensive dial-up connection -- and another $23 for the phone line on which she uses it.

    --
    You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
  18. Don't want to, or don't want to pay? by jhfry · · Score: 1

    I have never met someone who said I don't want more goodness for the same price. If your local dial-up provider said, hey we will give you broadband speeds for no extra cost tomorrow... I would be willing to bet that most would jump on it!

    The only "advantage" that dial-up offers over broadband is the flexability of providers.

    --
    Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
    1. Re:Don't want to, or don't want to pay? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't price be an advantage? I haven't used dial up in a very long while, but I believe there are dial up ISPs that are *much* cheaper than what I spend for broadband.

      If dial-up speed is fast enough for how little they use the internet, then what could possibly be a good reason to justify them spending more money?

      Well other than our innate need to get other people to act and enjoy the same things we do...

      --
      These comments are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of my employer or colleagues...
    2. Re:Don't want to, or don't want to pay? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      I think I need to clarify my statement... the only "technical" advantage to dial up is the availability of providers. IE, no broadband available, or don't like the options available. Cost is of course an issue, but technically the only advantage I can see for dial-up is that you can pick from many providers in most areas while your severely limited in your broadband selection.

      --
      Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
  19. The appeal of broadband is not speed. by onion2k · · Score: 1

    If the ISPs in the UK had sold broadband as a speed upgrade I'd still be on dial-up too. The fact is lots of internet users don't need to download things quickly. 56k is more than adequate for email, it's practically overkill for SSH and it's bearable for light web surfing. There really isn't any reason to upgrade if that's all you do. Even the "always on" factor is really just a speed advantage.

    The reason I bought into broadband was primarily reliability and the fact that it doesn't tie up your phone line. Having a second line in the UK is actually pretty unusual so anyone calling when you're dialled up gets an engaged tone. It's really reliability that killed dial-up for me though. I live a fair distance from my telephone exchange and rarely got a continual connection for more than an hour at a time. Consequently broadband was a necessity.

    If you live in an area with reliable connections and a cheap second line then dial up is perfectly alright. Why pay more to upgrade to something you don't need? That's just throwing money away.

  20. Need by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Most people don't need it anyway. And 1/2 that think they do really don't.

    If we could dump all the extra garbage on most webpages, we could conserve a lot of bandwidth as it is.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Need by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Informative

      If we could dump all the extra garbage on most webpages, we could conserve a lot of bandwidth as it is.

      Edit -> Preferences -> Content

      Untick load images automatically.
      Untick enable Javascript.
      Untick enable Java.

      Edit -> Preferences -> Applications

      Remove any you don't like.

      HTH
       

      --
      Deleted
    2. Re:Need by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Well, that'd mean a lot, and I mean a lot of websites will no longer be functioning properly, or look right. Not worth it.

      --
      If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
    3. Re:Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure you mean:

      Tools > Options > Content/Applications

    4. Re:Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, it seems like the majority of webpages won't work without javascript alone, and navigation can be quite difficult without images as well. I miss the days when you could load, browse and read webpages without that garbage, after all most of the time I'm going to a webpage it's to read information.

    5. Re:Need by apenzott · · Score: 1

      Some web servers may interpret this as the action of a 'bot infested by AVG 8.0 and redirect you to http://www.grisoft.com/ If this happens, load a handful of images to get out of this purgatory (quarantine).

      --
      The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done shall not interrupt the one who is doing it.
  21. I'm one of those by Night+Goat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been sticking with dial-up service because high speed Internet's too much money for me. It's an added monthly fee that I just don't need. I can make do with dial-up. Turn off graphics and Flash and most web pages load just fine on a 56K dial-up connection. I just download patches for my Mac while I'm at work. I don't have a cell phone or cable TV either. I think I was just raised frugally.

    1. Re:I'm one of those by uniquename72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I was just raised frugally.

      Wolves are often quite frugal.

    2. Re:I'm one of those by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't have a cell phone or cable TV either. I think I was just raised frugally.

      Depending on how much you use your phone, a cell phone may be more economical. I have a pre-paid phone, and including the cost of the phone itself, I pay $15-20 per month for the calling I do. My landline phone (which I'm dropping this fall) costs $25/month just to have the damn line hooked up... long-distance calls are extra, of course. Sure, I have unlimited local calling, but when every single person I know is long-distance, that scarcely makes a difference for me.

      Not saying your situation is identical, just food for thought.

      --
      "16MB (fuck off, MiB fascists)" - The Mighty Buzzard
    3. Re:I'm one of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you get your porn mail order DVD?

    4. Re:I'm one of those by phly1x · · Score: 0

      i have not had a landline since 1998--there's no need for that kind of slow-connection self-abuse with comcast and att wireless to rape and plunder me, simultaneously.

    5. Re:I'm one of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, dial-up is about my only choice. Satellite is just too much money for what I would be able to use it for. My wife would love having some kind of a higher speed connection, since she uses it to pay most of our bills. On dial-up it takes her all day, but at least she can stay at home and not have to drive to do it.
      Also, since it is so slow it makes me not want to get on at home. If I had it, I'd use it. So now I just spend that time with my family. If I need to get a large file, I'll just get it at work.

    6. Re:I'm one of those by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Well you're missing out on a lot of what the Internet has to offer, unfortunately. Like the old saying goes, "you get what you pay for." Personally I download all of my television shows and the company I work for picks up my Internet bill (cable) along with my cellphone.

      Come to think of it; I get high speed Internet, cable and a cellphone for less than you spend on dial-up Internet. I guess I was "raised frugally" too.

    7. Re:I'm one of those by pennyloafer · · Score: 1

      ...Like the old saying goes, "you get what you pay for." Personally I download all of my television shows and the company I work for picks up my Internet bill (cable) along with my cellphone.

      ...

      U R a fucking rockstar.

  22. What it says is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So yeah, dumb people have dialup so naturally dumb people wouldn't want broadband cuz dialup works just fine "

    Frustrated with your dialup connection I see...

  23. Re:well duh by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Not everyone downloads gigabytes of porn all day.

    People that just read their mail and dink around on a webpage or tow don't need broadband.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  24. Not for everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone needs to download Terabytes of porn and torrents on a daily basis.
    Nor do they need to be gouged by a faceless corporation for filtered/packet reset/404 redirected Internet lite.

  25. Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connection by melted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connection, for a lower price, too. Say, 768kbps down for $15 a month would work just fine for me at home. Instead I pay $45 a month for 6mbps that I don't really need.

  26. I hear by nabil2199 · · Score: 1

    they also like flagellation

  27. They don't want high speed internet? by qoncept · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What a bunch of nerds!!!

    --
    Whale
  28. I was thinking the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it wasn't that long ago that we did everything over dialup. Even expensive things like ISDN were just 2 64k channels. Barely better than dial-up.

    And we managed to communicate, download binaries, mp3s, game, pass through uucp and email on uunet and such on pep modems, ISDN, and slower links.

    To this day, about the only thing that crushes dialup are DVD downloads, and some dev apps and games that have become as big as DVDs.

    1. Re:I was thinking the same thing by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To this day, about the only thing that crushes dialup are DVD downloads, and some dev apps and games that have become as big as DVDs.

      YouTube? Anything with flash/java/shockwave (back in the day)/lots of pictures/etc? How about MySpace profiles, facebook profiles, ... the list goes on. Heck, gMail was so much faster than Hotmail on dialup, but even gMail took a minute or two to load up-front.

      I remember downloading the newest version of Netscape Navigator on dial-up ages ago... it took hours and god forbid anyone messed with the phone because the download wouldn't resume back then. (Download managers existed, sure, but it took so long to download any kind of software that it wasn't worth the time and trouble to find one and download it. Ah, the irony.)

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    2. Re:I was thinking the same thing by trytoguess · · Score: 1

      Hmmm? GetRight and co. were like 1-5 MB. 10-30 mins of downloading wasn't THAT bad was it? Better than losing 1-3 hours of file xyz...

    3. Re:I was thinking the same thing by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, for the one or two times I would've used it, no, it wasn't really worth it... I just had to make sure nobody messed with the phone.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  29. Re:well duh by Denger256 · · Score: 1

    Its not just about speed but availability. Sometimes you just want to check the weather but if it takes 2 minutes just to connect you just won't use it.

  30. Well you could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just stop sending them AOL disks...

  31. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Depends on the variety of dial-up. When I go visit my mother in law out in the country, the only thing available is dial-up. Not just regular dial-up, but real country dial-up. It connects at around 26 kbps, when you're lucky. And then there's dropped packets, latency, disconnections. Not a usuable experience at all. I find it painful to check my web-email via squirrel-mail. Browsing the actual internet, on sites like slashdot, is a complete no-go. Even with images turned off. If you're talking full 56 K connections, it's pretty tollerable. But country dial-up isn't anything most people would choose to use.

    --

    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  32. Yeah right by Plazmid · · Score: 1

    And I don't want to drive a porsche.

    1. Re:Yeah right by glgraca · · Score: 1

      I don't want to pay for porsche!

  33. No interest in high speed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These people must not be downloading porn or (legit???) MP3's :-)

  34. Re:well duh by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean the little round thing with the red light and cord isn't for talking into?

    If they have dialup their mice have balls.

    --
    --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
  35. I don't buy the price argument by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Verizon DSL is widely available in the South, a region where a lot of people could, on the surface, make the argument that they don't have the money for it. Well, problem is, basic DSL service costs not a whole lot more than dialup if you go through Verizon. We pay about $30 a month for it. From a cost/benefit perspective, it would be incredibly stupid for my wife and I to save maybe $10/month by sacrificing about 175kb/sec of bandwidth.

  36. I'm a hi-tech guy in a hi-tech occupation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and I still use dial-up, and not because I'm stupid or don't realize the many benefits of a broadband connection.

    I just can't bring myself to pay $55 a month (price + fees + taxes) to the frikkin' thieves that are collectively known as Comcrap for a 12megabit connection that'll only get to 2 or 3 megabits ON A GOOD DAY.

    So, in summary : (1) if I pay for 12Mbs, that's what I expect to get - none of that "you're a node on a network sharing bandwidth with other users" bullsh*t, and I don't care if "that's how the technology works, sir" ... give me what you promised or it's "bait-and-switch", which is agaist the law in these-here parts; (2) Comcrap isn't the only broadband ISP in town, just the least evil of all the choices, which is really, really sad; (3) with gas at $4.25+ a gallon and the price of EVERYTHING going through the roof, exactly where am I supposed to get $55 a month ... I don't crap $100 bills, you know (though, hey, it'd be a messy way to make money, but I could live with it).

    1. Re:I'm a hi-tech guy in a hi-tech occupation... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      So, in summary : (1) if I pay for 12Mbs, that's what I expect to get - none of that "you're a node on a network sharing bandwidth with other users" bullsh*t, and I don't care if "that's how the technology works, sir" ...

      No, you paid for up to 12Mbps, which means they could give you 0Mbps and they'd still be meeting the terms of their contract! It's only by their benevolent good graces that they give you the limited bandwidth that you're getting now!

      Yeah, they're cutthroats...

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  37. Some people just get set in their ways by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I've have a grandmother who would still be using her 1969 Philco black and white TV if it hadn't broken at some point. Some people just get to a point in their life where they get used to doing things the way they've been used to doing them for a long time. And those people resist change with a surprising tenacity.

    It's the same phenomenon that leaves me shaking my head every time they interview some laid-off Detroit autoworker who says something like "This is what I've done my whole life. What am I going to do now?" The obvious questions would be "Good Lord man, you didn't see this coming?" and "Why didn't you get some training or find a field with a brighter future in the last few decades?" Sometimes you just get used to doing something one way, and are lethargic about changing.

    You CAN teach an old dog new tricks, you just have to kick him in the ass sometimes to get him out of his rut.

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't always the case that people are resistant to change for resistance sake or comfort's sake. Sometimes not changing constantly indicates that you've found something that works. In fact, I would argue that with the majority of things in life in which you find success, doing things the same way increases productivity, keeps costs down, and takes less time. It is only occasionally that there comes along a better way of doing it.

      B

    2. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by RabidMoose · · Score: 1
      An old dog will only learn new tricks if he wants to.

      My mother-in-law recently knocked her old cell phone into the dog's water bowl. When I went with her to get a new phone, she decided she wanted to catch up with the times, and get a "cool" phone that could do everything. It's a pretty steep learning curve for her though, so I've been giving her weekly lessons, working from the simple (entering new contacts), eventually up to the advanced (web browsing, etc). Right now we're on picture messages.

      She is, however, having big issues with the idea of touch-sensitive keys. Every key press makes me cringe for worry she's going to snap the phone in half, and I can not convince her that she just needs to brush the key.

    3. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by Arccot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've have a grandmother who would still be using her 1969 Philco black and white TV if it hadn't broken at some point. Some people just get to a point in their life where they get used to doing things the way they've been used to doing them for a long time. And those people resist change with a surprising tenacity.

      I think for many people, the benefits simply aren't worth the cost. And that applies both to high speed Internet and people used to things a certain way. Your grandma probably had no problem changing the channels on the B&W, but has some trouble with all the small buttons on the remote or tv control panel of the color tv. It is more difficult to learn new things as you get older. The hassle of learning how to use a new product, and pay for it, isn't worth the upgraded features for everyone.

    4. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but I'm a web developer and I love a fast connection but I will never buy one for home. Home is for the family. Cable TV, Big Screen TV, Internet are just distractions at home. Don't believe the hype.

    5. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about not being able to teach an old dog new tricks. The local phone company keeps on telling me I should give up my $20.00 dialup and pay them $100.00 a month for DSL. I just won't do it because I'm an old dog who isn't going to learn a new trick.

    6. Re:Some people just get set in their ways by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Your grandma probably had no problem changing the channels on the B&W, but has some trouble with all the small buttons on the remote or tv control panel of the color tv.

      There's already a solution for that.

      http://www.popgadget.net/2006/11/the_first_thing.php
      http://www.red5.co.uk/Big-Button-Remote-Control-pr-317.html?affiliate=e94f8ac7

  38. Its Been Said Before by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    56Kbs should be enough for anyone.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Its Been Said Before by krystar · · Score: 1

      and 640K ought to be enough for anybody

  39. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Wister285 · · Score: 1

    I agree in some respects, but content keeps becoming more and more bandwidth intensive. Flash-based ads seem to almost be the norm now.

  40. Re:well duh by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If they have dialup their mice have balls."

    My mice are female you insensitive clod!

  41. My 1200bps modem works just fine for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    BTW, first post!

    1. Re:My 1200bps modem works just fine for me by surfi · · Score: 1

      agree. there's something new called DSL, but how are you supposed to access the BBS to exchange your fidonet mail?

  42. Re:well duh by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
    she prefers to pay $12 for the less-expensive dial-up connection

    My parents (well, my 67-year-old father, really) are the same. Dialup is $10 per month, ADSL and Cable around $35. Before taxes, that's a savings of around $300 per year. Over the five years I've had broadband and he's stuck with dialup, he's saved nearly $1700, after taxes.

  43. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by lwsimon · · Score: 1

    Where I live, your choices are $20 / month for dial-up, or $40 / month for 512Kbs/128kbs DSL. Cable internet (or TV) is unavailable. I use the connection at the coffee shop in town :)

    --
    Learn about Photography Basics.
  44. More Than The Speed by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More than even the speed most of the time what I most appreciate about broadband is its always on nature. For a long time with dial-up I actually had 2 phone lines, one for voice and one for data. Even so, connecting the modem took time of not already on-line for an impulse checking out of a web-page. Now I just open my browser whenever.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:More Than The Speed by Thrashing+Rage · · Score: 1

      Back when I had 56k dialup from a local provider, I had a linux (slackware) box setup to share the connection. It would connect, redial if dropped and stay connected all the time. Had two PC's hooked up to it (3 total). It was nice and fast for the time 53,000 or so down (had a 2nd line of course just for it). This was in 1998 before Roadrunner hit town (1999), havent looked back since.

      Online gaming back then was kinda rough, but like everybody back then we made due.

      I would imagine that something equal to my cable connection was say $25 a month more people would sign up.

    2. Re:More Than The Speed by Stormie · · Score: 1

      More than even the speed most of the time what I most appreciate about broadband is its always on nature

      Exactly. My elderly parents switched from dial-up to ADSL (a low-end plan) a couple of years back. Did they care about "high speed internet"? Hell no. They wanted a connection that was always on, didn't tie up the phone line, didn't mean waiting a minute for a connection every time they wanted to send an email, didn't mean another 20c on the bill every time they connected (local calls ain't free in Australia), etc. etc. It's the always on nature that's the selling point for most "casual" internet users, not the speed.

  45. I know what you mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandma is still paying by the minute.

    B

  46. Who needs broadband? by electricbern · · Score: 3, Funny

    No one needs broadband, just like 640k ought to be enough for everyone.

    --
    alias possession='chmod 666 satan && ls /dev > il && tail daemon.log'
  47. In a related story, most users don't worry about by mmell · · Score: 4, Insightful
    being made a member of a botnet (sslr).

    Most of my (non tech-savvy) friends don't care if their machine is botted, so long as it plays GTA x okay. I have to explain (usually one-on-one) why they're being harmed, even if they never see a slowdown on their desktop or have to deal with law enforcement. I have to explain why letting spambots run on their boxes is bad, even if they never check their own e-mail (and thus never see spam).

    Good luck explaining to Grandma and Grandpa why they should pony up an extra thirty-odd dollars per month or more just to get their e-mail a little faster and with one or two less mouse clicks. Incidentally, has anybody here considered that people who are satisfied with dialup are doing the rest of us a favor? Likely as not, they're not sophisticated users and are the ones most likely to be running infected systems - best to relegate them to the list of "connects occasionally for limited uses". My greatest nightmare is already coming true - millions of desktops running Windows with inadequate protection persistently connected to the internet via a high-speed connection.

  48. HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking as a dial-up user in an area of Kansas where broadband is not an option, I'd say that you're asking the wrong people here. (Note: Satellite Internet is a bad idea.)

  49. ObTedStevens by sconeu · · Score: 1

    It's a series of tubes.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  50. T1 by tepples · · Score: 1

    In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

    Or, you know, if there were actually any high-speed internet services available in the area.

    Where can't one get a T1 line?

    1. Re:T1 by Tauvix · · Score: 2, Informative

      While the availability of T1 lines is pretty much universal, the cost will typically price that mode of connection out of the majority of dialup users ballpark.

    2. Re:T1 by Cramer · · Score: 1

      There are several places in NC where you cannot get a T1. There's no facilities to get it to you unless you want to pay to have them installed -- for that price, you can build a microwave tower (as some have.) In the apartment I used to live in, they'd have trouble getting a T1 in there. Back in '97 when I ordered ISDN, they had to trench 4 miles of cable to do it. And that's in the middle of Raleigh, NC.

      (Note: they'd have no trouble doing it today as that pad has had fiber running through it for at least a few years -- they saw the value of selling DSL to 800+ apartments AFTER everyone had a cable modem.)

    3. Re:T1 by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Indeed... cable modem/dsl: $50/month (or less), free install, free equipment. T1: $500-700/month, $$$$ install, $$$$ equipment.

    4. Re:T1 by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Yep, Though, admittedly, I've kinda considered going for a T1 (or a fractional T1 if I could get it) myself. I actually already have DSL, but I'm on the very edge of what the phone company defines as able to receive DSL - according to their books I'm 18,000 feet from the switching station though a service tech came out and reported that his meter was saying 20,000 feet. As a result, my connection tends to drop out for a few seconds every 2 to 3 hours. Not such a problem for web browsing (just hit refresh if I was loading a page), but for downloads, and particularly online gaming, the connection is next to useless.

      Honestly if I could get any sort of T1 ran for something close to $350 per month, I'd probably jump on it. As it is if they don't get something working better soon I may just end up moving to somewhere where I can get better Internet.

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    5. Re:T1 by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Do you have neighbors? Might they be in the same boat and you could get a T1 and share the cost?

    6. Re:T1 by tepples · · Score: 1
      odin84gk wrote:

      In other news, 81% of Americans on Dial-up would like to switch to high speed internet if the price was right...

      Tauvix wrote:

      While the availability of T1 lines is pretty much universal, the cost will typically price that mode of connection out of the majority of dialup users ballpark.

      So in other words, you're in violent agreement ;-)

    7. Re:T1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have neighbors? Might they be in the same boat and you could get a T1 and share the cost?

      Realizing of course that T1 is only 1.554mbs. The reason businesses use it instead of DSL is it is synchronous guaranteed bandwidth, so you get 1.554 up and down. Most T1 deployments are still used for voice, as was their original design: 24 channels at 64K each for 24CAS lines or 23 PRI/SS7 trunking (D channel taking 24th) for packetized digital voice, with fractional T1 simply being service with fewer of the channels activated (ie: 12 channels for half T1, at ~768K). If you are far enough out to be out of range of normal DSL, expect the T1 prices to be much higher as well, as most T1s are also carried over HDSL where possible, since its much cheaper and only requires 1 pair of copper to run, and is only returned to T1 signaling at a SmartJack (ala: Adtran H2TUR) card where they deliver service to your house. When not in range (or physical plant doesnt exist) for HDSL, true 2pair (4wire) T1 signaling is used, which costs the telco more, which will pass the cost on to the customer in its mileage rates. Most ISPs providing T1 service will eat this extra as they overprice the service enough to account for the few that cost more (it avgs out with customers that have 0miles), but if the rate would put them at a loss, you can bet they would either charge more or simply refuse to service you.

      Still, the cost on these is going to be about $500 for a full T1, per month, plus the install fee, which can be in the thousands if suitable lines or equipment do not exist (think trenching and DACs!). And even then its not guaranteed the ILEC in your area would even be open to extending that service to you, as it might not make sense to spend thousands for a single customer in a residential area where very few others are likely to request similar service (T1 also tends to Fsck up DSL running in the same bundles of copper, something about the high voltage(110V) high frequency it uses bleeding over and interfering with the high-freq used by DSL on single pair (-48v)). Ive heard techs mention that the T1 signaling was designed to be robust and travel long distances without repeaters/equipment jokingly: "it would run on 4 strands of barbed wire fence on the prairie if you wanted it to".

      -Summer Glau

    8. Re:T1 by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Ask to lower your connection speed. 20,000 feet is only about 6km. You can get 1.5Mbps connection that will work up to 11km or 36,300 feet for metric impaired.

      I'm only 4 km from a box but on a 3Mbps link, I was getting drops once every few hours. Techs came out, nothing wrong. I asked them to lower the speed to 1.5Mbps, and viola. Last connection was up for 135 days until someone on the telco side decided to upgrade/unplug/reboot/replug/whatever their equipment.

      1.5Mbps is slow in today's world, but at least I get almost perfect reliability.

    9. Re:T1 by T3Tech · · Score: 1
      I can get a T1 line - that's about the extent of my options for broadband, besides satellite which I do have. I really would prefer a T1, but the last time I got a quote (~1yr ago) it was still running ~$1k/mo where I am.

      It would probably be cheaper to tap into the fiber that Verizon has running about a half-mile from me. Since I could theoretically get a business FIOS line for about the same as I'm paying for satellite (roughly 1/10 of the T1 cost) and at least 10x the bandwidth of a T1 it would certainly make more sense.

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    10. Re:T1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot...

    11. Re:T1 by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      None that would want to share costs. Most don't even have dial-up becuase they think THAT is too expensive :S.

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    12. Re:T1 by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I'm already at only 1Mbps :(. My telco might be using a more primitive technology though. I am out in the backwoods. I'm left only to trust them when they say it's the distance. They've already replaced the service line from the pole to the house, the line from the box to the jack, and the DSL modem itself. On my end I've been through several different routers all with the same result, as well as replacing all the network cabling (which really can't be it anyways, as wireless connectivity drops out when it happens too).

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
  51. Technophobes by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    My parents used to be in this category. "We don't NEED broadband -- it's already plenty fast enough for us at it is!" Then they tried it, now they love it.

  52. Re:well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If they have dialup their mice have balls."

    My mice are female you insensitive clod!

    Ah, the trusty Thinkpad. Long live the Clitmouse!

  53. Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Shivetya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    because the high speed net isn't really doing anything for the majority of people except separating them from their money.

    Look, my grand parents and my parents to a similar degree are from a more responsible generation. They didn't burden themselves down with so many monthlies that marketing gurus have dreamed up to separate us from our money. I can't count the number of people I know who scrape by but refuse to acknowledge how they drain their income relentlessly through monthlies. Its only $1 dollar a day! Its only 1.49 a day! Its just $100 a month.

    Sheesh. These same people wonder why I can drive and own a new car when I want it. They don't understand the magic of being able to buy something I want when I want it for CASH. I don't look at each month as a routine of $30 here, $50 there, and $100 there, and having to do with X minus a whole lot of Ys.

    For the most part with current offerings all high speed internet does is satisfy our impatience. There really isn't that much different to the net for many of us that wasn't there a few years ago. A lot people justify it by "well I might want to do X" and such. Words to make a marketer's ears perk and for them salivate over.

    Hell if anything this survey tells me there are many Americans with a real life. Call them hicks, backwards trolls, whatever, I know many do just so they can justify their spending money like it comes from trees. It certainly makes it easier to pass these people off as ignorant but at the end of day who is happier?

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    * Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
    1. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Control-Z · · Score: 1

      I agree, you gotta control those expenses that come up EVERY.FREAKIN.MONTH. Add them all up and you're potentially spending thousands a year.

      I don't pay for satellite TV, I don't pay big bucks for a cell phone ($7 a month for a TracFone), but I think a good Internet connection is indispensable, and short of moving my only option is $50 a month for EVDO.

    2. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by pomegranatesix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I sell cars. My JOB is to lure these very same spendthrifts into buying a new car, that they probably don't really need (especially when they're trading in their mom's 2003 Honda Accord, which, being a Honda, would probably run another 20 years...) but I digress.

      "For just $3000 down, and $350 a month, you can drive off in this BRAND NEW CAR with all these BRAND NEW AWESOME NEW DOOHICKEYS and you will totally pick up all the chicks at the club in your blingin' new ride!"

      And yeah, it works. And these are the same guys that come back in a year with negative equity (owing more on the car than what the car is worth). and TRADE IT IN AGAIN for yet another new car, increasing their payments, just because they all want the blingiest, bestest, shiniest new thing.

      I remember one young couple in particular - her with the newest Coach bag, him in his Ed Hardy designer threads. They traded in their 6-month-old Altima for... another Altima, except with a Navigation system. With their mediocre credit, and the fact that they still owed approximately $20,000 on their Altima (which we took as a trade-in for $16,000, and rolled over their negative equity), they ended up costing themselves $50,000 for a frikkin' Nissan Altima. All for a stupid Navigation system... when they could've gone to Best Buy and bought themselves a Garmin navigation system for $200.

      Dialup users would be people like my parents, holding onto 15+ year old cars because "it runs just fine!" Broadband isn't a necessity for life any more than having a new car is.

    3. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but at the end of day who is happier?

      Me, when I can totally pwn those n00b HPBs...

    4. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the most part with current offerings all high speed internet does is satisfy our impatience.

      Maybe your time is worthless. Mine isn't.

    5. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1
      You forgot to add "Get off my lawn" at the end of your post, bub.

      All kidding aside.. you're probably about the same age as I am (I'm 43). I was unemployed between August last year and February this year. Job hunting with broadband was tough enough; if I'd've had to use dialup for that, I'd've been completely sunk. Between paying $20/month for the crappy dialup service, and $20/month for the landline (I otherwise only have a cellphone) I'm not convinced I'd've found a job at all. Oh, and if you do the math, that's a total of $40/month for (maybe!) 2.5kbps dialup (56k digital won't even work where I live!), when I can pay $50/month for always-on 8Mbps/768kbps broadband (even if it IS crappy Comcast). Which do you really think I'm going to choose?

      Still, I can totally understand where people who won't switch to broadband are coming from. If I had no use for it whatsoever, I wouldn't have it either, and if they read and understand tech news stories, then nothing they hear about companies like Verizon and Comcast will persuade them to think any differently.

    6. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the most part with current offerings all high speed internet does is satisfy our impatience.

      Absolutely. When I want to whack off, I want some HIGH QUALITY PR0N NOW!

    7. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by KalvinB · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The reason I have broadband is for school work and because I run web-sites out of house. My cable company is nice enough to not block port 80. Web-sites + AdSense equals a lot more income than the cost of the connection. If the internet wasn't paying for itself we might very well go with something cheaper. Although it is only $30 a month plus it unlockes expanded basic cable for free. We have to pay for basic through the HOA. The cable guy told us that would happen and that they didn't care. A lot of cable companies put a filter on the line to prevent that sort of thing.

      Note to others, purchase high speed internet before you purchase expanded basic if you're in an HOA that requires you pay for some sort of cable service. You might just unlock it for free.

      A lot of people simply don't need to spend the $30-$50 for an internet connection they barely use. The same goes for cellphones. I used to have a cell phone. So did my wife. That was costing us about $80 a month. As soon as the contract expired we went with a trac fone which costs as much as we want it to with a minimum of about $7 a month to keep it active.

      People spend a lot of money for a lot of different things and then are shocked to find out that others don't actually need them and put their money to good use elsewhere.

      $80 a month put on your mortgage instead would save you a year or so paying it off (depending on your principle of course) and thousands of dollars over the life of the loan. So really, all that extra money you're spending is not just costing the amount you spend but the amount of interest you now have to pay because you didn't use the money to pay off debts.

    8. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      With the current economy, no wonder you have time to sit here and post to /. instead of out selling cars.

      Maybe you should have qualified that with "I used to sell cars, and now I troll slashdot". :)

      --Toll_Free
      (someone else watching the downturn, I own a trucking company)

    9. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by internic · · Score: 1

      Look, my grand parents and my parents to a similar degree are from a more responsible generation. They didn't burden themselves down with so many monthlies that marketing gurus have dreamed up to separate us from our money. I can't count the number of people I know who scrape by but refuse to acknowledge how they drain their income relentlessly through monthlies. Its only $1 dollar a day! Its only 1.49 a day! Its just $100 a month.

      Sheesh. These same people wonder why I can drive and own a new car when I want it. They don't understand the magic of being able to buy something I want when I want it for CASH.

      Ironically, buying a new car with cash is probably not an especially practical choice. If you can pay up front, you're likely to get a much better value for your dollar buying a used car. The main thing new cars having going for them is the cheaper financing (which still may be a dubious advantage) if you're going to be taking out a loan either way.

      --
      "You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
    10. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      HI. I have a Steam account and only one (cellular) phone line.

    11. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least in a populated urban environment, you could split the cost with a few neighbors in return for giving them access to your wifi network. (Highly likely it's against ISP contract policy, but who's going to tell them you're charging $10 a month for your wifi and ruin it for everyone?) Even with multiple computers sharing same internet connection, broadband is still a lot faster than any dialup. But that way of gaming the system usually doesn't work in a rural setting where neighbors live miles apart...

      On the otherhand, rural folk have entertainment options that would get most of us urban folk in trouble with the law. Out in the backwoods/boonies/farm country, you can shoot stuff, play with motor vehicles in a reckless manner, or do "science experiments" and have nobody around to bitch about it. If you were free to do that, you probably wouldn't care how long it took some YouTube page to load anyways.

    12. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by pennyloafer · · Score: 1

      Too true. He's more venting than trolling I think. People are stupid.

    13. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Do you have a technique to sift out those people from those that live more reasonably? I mean, a few months ago I was at my local dealership for a small repair on my eight year old Audi TT. When, picking it up, I said "Well, yeah, these things happen... it becomes a tad bit old".

      I pretty much expected a sales pitch... No, the guy simply asked "But, you're still happy with it, right?". I said "yes", and that was the whole conversation. I know why I'll go back there when I actually *need* a car... Of course, that might be their whole goal ;-)

      Also, I think many people don't know about budgets. My wife by now hates the phrase "We have no budget for $OBJECT"

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    14. Re:Frankly, they are smarter than most of us by pomegranatesix · · Score: 1

      I'm not a real pushy kind of salesperson. My philosophy has always been that the car sells itself, so there's no need for me to foist a car on a buyer, or someone who is still in the early process of shopping around and comparing the car with others in the class.

      On the other hand, I would never say, "no, don't buy this car - your credit rating is so low, you don't qualify for any sort of decent financing. You'd be better off keeping your old car for a while." Though, I've come close - I have a customer right now who wants to upgrade her 2006 Altima (that she bought in February of this year) to a new 2008 model. Her credit is so awful, all the banks we checked with refused to finance her. We told her to hang on to her current car for another 6 months so she can at least build up her credit, but she still wants the shiny new 3.5L with the cool lights on the side mirrors and push-button start.

  54. Re:well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good grief, $12/mo? Even AOL charges less these days!

    Don't believe me?
    http://free.aol.com/thenewaol/plan_choice.adp?partner=daol

  55. Re:well duh by s_mencer · · Score: 2, Informative

    And most places you only get that lovely $15/mo DSL if you pay for the $23/mo phone line... Naked DSL has a tendency of being a bit more costly.

  56. Re:well duh by Tongsy · · Score: 1

    So yeah, dumb people have dialup so naturally dumb people wouldn't want broadband cuz dialup works just fine *rolls eyes*

    What's the saying? If it ain't broke, don't fix it? Why pay extra if all you use it for is occasionally checking email. My parents have dialup at home, but both have broadband at work - anything they need "fast" internet for, they do at work.

  57. In another completely unrelated survey . . . by holychicken · · Score: 1

    62% of people find the internet incredibly frustrating to use.

  58. Obligatory by dfm3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We must convert the dial-up heathens

    Why should I change? My dialup connection works fine so long as noone picks up th# $% @#$#%)G$%$#^NO CARRIER

    1. Re:Obligatory by Porchroof · · Score: 1

      no one no one no one no one no one no one NOT noone, dipshit

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  59. Hey Torquemada! by Chas · · Score: 1

    We've flattened their fingers
    We branded their buns
    Nothing is working
    Send in the nuns!

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:Hey Torquemada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo! Do the Torquemada rap!

    2. Re:Hey Torquemada! by techpawn · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know how these Luddites work...
      I mean let's face it, once they're made up their minds you can't Torquemada anything.

      --
      Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
    3. Re:Hey Torquemada! by bryce1012 · · Score: 1

      I'm terribly disappointed that I ran out of mod points last night. :(

      On the plus side, now I'm not limited by the moderation choices, and I hereby award you +1 Punny.

    4. Re:Hey Torquemada! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I'd have given him a +1 MelBrooksian mod myself...

  60. i really dont want to be faster by ticktickboom · · Score: 0

    19/2kbps is fast enough for everyone, noone should need anything more. who cares if it takes an hour to download 6 megs. i do not want to be faster! i know its cheaper, and more stable, and embarrassingly slow, but i don't want better! i know cause some telemarketer called me and i told em!

    i bet that pew company is made up of verizon comcast and sprint.

  61. What's the slowest speed you've surfed the web at? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't throughput, I mean the actual modem-connection speed.

    300bps here.

  62. Free Wi-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know not _everyone_ has an unsecured Wi-Fi network in their vicinity, but I've saved...

    60(mths) * $50 = $3000 ...over the course of college, more money for beer and hookers!

  63. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by darjen · · Score: 1

    I was on $15/768 down with Time Warner for quite awhile. Normal surfing and even skype worked quite nicely on it. YouTube was a bit slow downloading sometimes, but no biggie. Now I'm back up to 1.5mbps for like $25. Figured I would try it to see if there was much of a difference. Might as well just go back...

  64. Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For many, dialup does what they want. email, low bandwidth browsing etc. Low-tech folk. These are the people that would be most prone to getting botted if they had broadband.

    Dialup just does not support botting, so it is better to leave them on dialup.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Informative

      They don't make very effective bots, but they still get botted.

      I was checking my mother-in-law's computer because she said the internet wasn't working. I connected and twiddled around with settings a bit. At some point I opened up the connections status and I had to smile a bit as her uploads were something like 5MB and downloads were a few thousand k.

      She never patched her system because it takes to long over dialup :) Even antivirus updates are painful.

      The other cool thing is that she kept having to unplug the phone line because the computer would dial in whenever it needed a connection, and the bot apparently always needed a connection.

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    2. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "unplug the phone line"

      This is why it works so well. This is a security model that anyone can understand and implement. Firewalls, NAT and other alphabet soup is just too much for many/most people to handle. And if they do get botted they get annoyed by the thing interfering with the phone so they have to do something about it.... like fix the problem or unplug.

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      Engineering is the art of compromise.
    3. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      For many, dialup does what they want. email, low bandwidth browsing etc. Low-tech folk.

      Actually, email was the killer argument I used to persuade an uncle of mine into looking into broadband.

      It went like this:

      1) You get emails all the time from friends and relatives around the world
      2) These emails contain photographs
      3) Every year cameras come with more and more megapixels
      4) So every year the photos they take use up more and more space
      5) And take longer and longer to download when you read your emails
      6) And it's running at nearly an hour sometimes already
      7) Imagine what they'll be sending in 2010
      8) Probably entire home videos
      9) At a guess? Forever.
      10) Eight megabit is about seven-fifty a month
      11) About a hundred and fifty times faster

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    4. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dialup just does not support botting, so it is better to leave them on dialup.

      In this case, we have people who probably aren't patching their software (at least promptly). Which may incur damage to their computers (and stored files like pictures and movies) someday. Not to mention the bot-net issues you mentioned (spam typically isn't that big).

      Remember, there are some malware writers who try to make their binaries as small as possible. And a 50k binary (50k can be downloaded within seconds, even on dialup) could be enough in some attacks.

      http://news.zdnet.co.uk/security/0,1000000189,39157478,00.htm (I love the Longhorn reference)

    5. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by zullnero · · Score: 1, Insightful

      First of all, dialup is an unnecessary expense for ISPs. No one wants to maintain modem pools in every area code and have to charge far less than the cheapest broadband connection they offer. So, the extra costs of maintaining modems get leveraged onto all the broadband users.

      Second of all, these are the people that have to learn, and it's going to hurt everyone for a little bit while they learn to lock their doors, so to speak. Patching OSs is going to require more and more bandwidth to accomplish, and they're just not going to patch their stuff before they disconnect their modem to call someone.

      Third, it's economically inefficient. People who have to wait 15 minutes to work their way through some flash to buy something aren't going to do that, they're just going to hop in their car, burn some gas, pollute the air, and buy it elsewhere. At least when you have something shipped, you have someone driving one vehicle instead of 8 people driving 8 personal vehicles.

      These people just need to learn to use the web correctly. That's really all it is. If someone can learn to drive a car without killing pedestrians, they can learn to do basic maintenance in order to keep their computer running and not being infected by botnets. Maybe a required class should be given by stores that sell computers to first time buyers, I don't know. Maybe a license or certificate for passing basic computer security and maintenance, like with firearms. Computers can be used to do some pretty bad things that can hurt the owner or someone else by accidental disclosure of personal info, phishing, whatever. But that's not my call.

    6. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then it should be painfully obvious when a dialup is infected, and that is the first step to fixing it. You could clip 75% off many broadband users bandwidth, and they would never notice.

    7. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 1

      People need to be instructed in netiquette. Don't send 8MB images over email. Crop and resize those suckers.

    8. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      her uploads were something like 5MB and downloads were a few thousand k.

      So... her downloads were a few MB? Like, 5?

    9. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dialup just does not support botting, so it is better to leave them on dialup.

      Sorry man that is pure FUD anything that is connected to the web is capable of supporting a bot and becoming a zombie in spam farm.

    10. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      That leads to a really interesting question. When you can manage a dialup system so easily, and yet a DSL Modem is so opaque (to a certain group of people), does it mean that the DSL-style hardware has failed somewhere?

      I'm wondering if more hard switches, lights and noises might help in some situations...

      Let's see, a few different suggestions might be:
      --A on/minimal/off switch to indicate if you are using the router (when in minimal, all inbound connections are denied)?
      --A sound when you have excessive traffic, maybe a click every few mb (with a disable switch of course, I know how computer people hate distractions)?
      --A red light that comes on when you have continuous outbound traffic?
      --A meter to show traffic loads
      --Toggle switches to disable specific types of traffic...

      Of course, a lot of these aren't practical, but I really am getting tired of the "Cheap gray box" solution to all problems computer.

    11. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Of course, a Windows computer directly connected to the Internet is pretty susceptible to that too - anyone on /. with any relatives that are still bound to MS-monopoly land (and lets face it, most probably do) should at *least* make sure they have a firewall (which is a seperate piece of *hardware* with ethernet connections, not some shit software that runs on the same machine its supposed to protect) between their cable/dsl modem and their wintendo box

    12. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      unplug the phone line

      This is why it works so well.

      You can unplug the CAT 5e cable just as easily.

    13. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by uhlume · · Score: 1

      ..."A few thousand K?" As in a few thousand kilobytes — AKA, a few megabytes? Is "a few" more or less than five? :P

      In any case, while dialup makes getting botted orders of magnitude more painful for the affected party, their effectiveness as a bot is practically nil compared to the havoc a bot can wreak on a broadband connection. I think the GP's general point still stands.

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    14. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      That's like saying today's non-mechanical people should be limited to 3 cylindars in their SUV's, because then they would really notice the loss of power when something gets out of tune.

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    15. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by try_anything · · Score: 1

      For many, dialup does what they want. email, low bandwidth browsing etc. Low-tech folk.

      I'm surprised to see this opinion on Slashdot. I used to hear it a lot from non-techy folks like my parents.

      It's wrong, and it's closer to the opposite of the truth than to the truth itself. Nerdy, tech-loving people such as myself spend a lot of time using low-bandwidth things like news, Google groups, mail, ssh, and googling for error messages. We exchange source code. I usually don't need much bandwidth while I'm doing my very high-tech programming job.

      In contrast, "low-tech folk" spend the vast majority of their online time watching media or visiting media-rich web sites. They exchange vacation photos and funny videos. My parents finally broke down and got broadband because it was taking too long for my mother to download her friends' photos of the outings they went on. Now my parents consider it a necessity -- they can't imagine waiting for pages to load like they used to. Who has that kind of time? Not even low-tech retired folk, evidently.

    16. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by jtn · · Score: 1

      Better yet, send links to an online photo album website such as Flickr or Photobucket, or one of the many cheap hosting sites that use Gallery2 or whatever. Sending gazillion byte attachments via email is just rude.

    17. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Broadband for some people is kinda like my wife was with the DVR. She didn't understand why I ordered and paid extra for a DVR, and it was only after I showed her how to watch a 30 minute show in 22 minutes that she finally understood. People on dial-up don't understand what's available with broadband unless they're exposed to it.

    18. Re:Pleeeeease keep them on dial up! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      It took 60 seconds for a friends non firewalled Win2k to get infected by Blaster and started distributing it. Yes, 60 secs and he was on 56K modem. It was because of me, I forgot the scene on Windows and I connected his machine to dialup without setting up (at least) built in win2k firewall (tip: just enable port 80 and 443 until you get a real one).

      If a person uses Internet purely for text based information and communication and resists to broadband, there is also a chance that the person is more clever than the Youtube junkies. Believe or not, there are lots and lots of people who doesn't want broadband. Yes, they can afford it, they have it in area but their usage pattern allows them to keep on using analogue or ISDN modem.

  65. xDSL and Cable are not options for me... by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

    ...where I live, which is a horse farm in rural central Ontario, Canada. I do have my broadband though in the form of satellite access. For this, I bought equipment that cost over $1,000 and I pay over $100/month for 1Mbps down/256kbps up. The thing is I need it for my Internet consulting business and it is my only option currently. If kind of sucks also, due to the 550msec speed-of-light latency.

    How many of those dial up users are facing the same dilemma? I know for a fact, for example, that in central Vermont there is no cable/xDSL available. I have heard that there are spots within 20 miles of the Golden Gate Bridge where there is no true broadband available. Never mind $50/month, how many dial-up users would be willing to pay $1,000 plus $100 per month (3 year contract) for broadband? I know, I know, TFA said 14% indicated no availability. This figure seems a bit low.

    On a fortunate note, now that 802.11g bridges have advanced I may well have my true broadband soon. But to do it, I'm going to have to put up 2 eighty foot antennas, one here and one in town 5 miles away. It's going to cost me about $10,000. How's that for broadband being a costly luxury?

    1. Re:xDSL and Cable are not options for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ??? I dont understand. are you required by law to live on a luxury horse farm in a rural area? Is there some canadian law that states you cant have your Consulting business in town wher you ccan rent a small office flat for less than $250-$400 a month?

      you made the choice to have your business out in the rural area in what most people would consider a luxury location.

      and now you're gonna blow an insane amount of money to put up 2 oversized towers and commercial gear just for your internet access? (P.S.: for 5 miles you can get away with 2 40 foot towers and some cheaper gear and get it all done for less than $1500.00, but it's not as cool as having your own moonuments erected.)

      Sounds like you are some rich guy whining that the world does not cater to your desires.

      WAH. Move your office to the nearest broadband point.

    2. Re:xDSL and Cable are not options for me... by Panaqqa · · Score: 1

      FYI 40 foot towers won't do it due to extensive wooded areas. I've signal tested and 65 feet or above is needed - plus trees may grow higher.

      As for moving into town, well, as you figured out, it is a fairly exclusive area of the province. So a $400/month office is a pipe dream. What small amount of commercial space there is in town happens to be controlled by two guys, and the minimum would be about $1,200 per month - plus the cost of business permits from the township and county. Call it $14,400 per year plus about $10,000 for the permits. And don't even think of running it out of an apartment - apartments aren't allowed by zoning.

      Seeing as I've made out pretty well on the Internet, basically working from $0 in 1993 to being a "rich guy" today purely from development work, I don't have an issue with spending some bucks on hardware. It's investments in time and hardware that got me the horse farm.

  66. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by pomegranatesix · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm definitely not a fan of flash at all. I find it preposterous whenever I have to wait an extra 30 seconds for a page to load because the flash is still loading... and I'm on a 6Mbps cable connection!

    Then again, my days of dialup were back in high school - almost 6 years ago.

  67. Price? C'mon! by jessica89 · · Score: 1

    The reasoning here doesn't make sense - price? I don't know about the rest of the Nation but in my area DSL service is about $25. Unless those dial-up users are getting it for free , "price" shouldn't really be the issue.

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    1. Re:Price? C'mon! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Would you like to talk to my Mother?

      She only agreed to go DSL because of AT&T's 10$ a month deal. And she's furious that they keep on trying to bump her up to 20$ a month.

      DSL has finally gotten the computer to be useful to her. "Always on Internet"

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  68. It's Comcasts fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their slow-life tortoises ads may have backfired on them. :-)

  69. Duh! by ksd1337 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's because they don't watch porn. If they watched porn, they'd switch to broadband in an instant.

  70. Parental control for children by anmida · · Score: 1

    I dated a guy who had two teenage boys (he was divorced with half-time custody). He works at a national lab, so it's not like he doesn't know what high-speed internet access is like, AND he certainly has the money to shell out for it. The reason he kept dial-up at home was 2-fold. 1) He could get all the large-size content at work (videos, pictures, etc) and 2) he could control his children's online time a lot better and not be tube addicts. The younger one especially is a bit of a gamer, and the father didn't want him to play for hours and hours. He was of the opinion that his kids should be doing more real-world activity, and if they wanted/needed high-speed, they could easily get it at their mom's house.

  71. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After my cable company introduced me to RST, I don't need 6meg either.

  72. Nostalgia by inamorty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else miss the days where you could go make a cup of coffee while awaiting the interminable loading that accompanied nubile photography? My favourite was the glorious sound of connecting to the rest of the world though. Reminds me of that time I put my cat through the paper shredder.

    1. Re:Nostalgia by tinkerghost · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to be able to tell the connection speed from the squawk during the handshake - way too much time doing tech support.

    2. Re:Nostalgia by Arccot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to be able to tell the connection speed from the squawk during the handshake - way too much time doing tech support.

      You're not the only one to have that ability. I used to actually sing along with it.

      *Bong! Dee-doo deeeee-dooooo*

      It really flustered me when it didn't connect at 56k, not because it was slower, but because we couldn't harmonize.

      God, I'm such a loser.

    3. Re:Nostalgia by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      I just set the startup sound to a modem recording. That way everytime the computer starts, it "connects" to the internet.

      *Click*toooooooone, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP, ring, ring, SCREEEEEEEE SCROOOOOOOO KERCHUNG KERCHUNG, SCREEEEEEESCROOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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    4. Re:Nostalgia by v1 · · Score: 1

      No too hard to do, though when you get above 2400 the tones start varying between manufacturers and the vbis. now trying to lock carrier, that can be tricky.

      "That was not 12, that was 3. lord this is gonna take FOREVER..."

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    5. Re:Nostalgia by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      heh, I used to be able to fake a 2400 baud connection with my voice, to the point that the modem on the other end would think it was connected. It would disconnect pretty quick of course, but you could definately get a modem to report a connect.

      Captain Crunch was my hero, but what he did was a little different. ( If you don't get the reference, http://www.aboutphone.info/lib/phreak/boxes-2.html)

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  73. It's all about affordable access by eepok · · Score: 1

    *They* don't want it *now*, but that does not imply that they, or the people near them, may want it now or in the future.

    My cycnic-meter tells me that this survey is going to be used to keep prices high in under-wired areas by suggesting that there's not enough demand to expand operations.

    If there's affordable access, peoples' habits and preference change.

  74. Needs needs .. needs by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Any quick check in a bilogy book will tell you what humans need.

    Food , water, shelter. ( and sometimes componionship).

    All other material things are tools by which the others are met. Why should it suprise people that a fast internet connection just isn't a priority for people who already have all those needs adequatly met.

    The next things down the line are conviences. They are cool , but your not going to compromise your ability to get the other for them unless you suffer from some kind of illness.

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  75. At this point no connection sounds nice by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Just me and my chickens, god love em.

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  76. The rest of us are going to hell... by billybob_jcv · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dial-up users are obviously the only ones going to heaven because they must never visit porn sites and must never download music, video or software.

  77. Re:well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might I suggest a persuasive line?

    "Happy Birthday, Grandma"

  78. Quickly! More pictures and flash! by joecasanova · · Score: 0

    From this day forth, text-only websites will not be tolerated! These die hard dial up users are slowing the progression of high speed connectivity options by voting with their dollars for slow technology instead of voting with their dollars for a faster technology!

    I'm going to make all of my webpages have 1000+ images... we'll see how much those dialup users stick around! MUWAHWAHWAH!

  79. I've tried, but it ain't happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been on dial-up for 8 years now. I'm 6 miles away from the nearest cable, too far from a box to get dsl (or so they claim...), too far out for cell tower internet, and not about to pay dish prices for the speed they offer.

    So I deal with dial up. The internet just isn't worth the money to pay 4 to 6 times what I do now for only twice the speed on average.

     

  80. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    I agree. I use 768kbps at home. It's fast enough. I don't really notice a difference between it and the T line at work. But it's miles away from dial-up. I think most of the people in TFA aren't aware that they can get 768kbps for less than dial-up in most areas.

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  81. My sister used to be happy with dial-up by GleeBot · · Score: 1

    My sister used to be happy with dial-up. She used it for years, arguing that all she ever did was just check Web pages, and it didn't make sense for her to get an expensive high speed connection.

    Then she moved, got a cable modem, and discovered the wonder of streaming media.

    She feels very silly about it now.

  82. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you probably don't even see those 6mbps, even under load.

    Most sites don't upstream that speed, and P2P traffic is starting to get capped. :(

  83. Reason to not switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have dial-up, even though the local telco offers DSL. I'm not switching. I won't do any more business with the local telco than I must (basic land-line service). Dial-up used to be OK, typical dial-up. By coincidence, then the local telco started offering DSL, the dial-up started having major problems. The problems have continued for over a year. It takes, on average about 10 minutes to get a connection to the dial-up ISP, the telco wire-taps the line and sabotages the connection to the ISP. I expect to take 20 minutes to an hour to get a reliable connection. Downloading patches is difficult. In addition, the terms and conditions of the DSL offering (which I actually read) are that the telco still gets paid even when they provide no service at all. I've talked to the telco, the Pennsylvania Attorney General and the BBB. Nothing has helped so far. I see no reason to switch. As the telco successfully wiretaps my phone connection and sabotages my current service, and the DSL t&c that insist on being paid despite providing no service, then it is reasonable to expect that the telco will provide as close to no service as possible. Thus there is no inducement to switch to faux-broadband.

  84. Demographics and geography play a part by Geoff · · Score: 1

    Note this quote from the CNN article:

    Twenty-four percent of rural dial-up users say they would get broadband if it becomes available, compared with 11 percent for suburbanites and 3 percent for city dwellers.

    Kind of obvious, but it pretty clearly shows that there are groups for whom availability is an issue, and among those groups, the adoption rate would be higher.

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  85. Bad situation by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    One elderly family member with a dial-up connection.

    Another elderly family member with fast connection paid through the rent, and a digital camera.

  86. Re:well duh by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    Add in the $23 per month for the extra phone line that I mentioned, and those savings drop to $120 total. That's part of what frustrates me so much about it.

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  87. There's a reson for this... by WheelDweller · · Score: 0

    As a newly-committed member of "TractorLand" where, while the house is provisioned with fiber optic, no broadband alternatives from Ameritech are invisioned, I've seen this too.

    Only a few options are left for the out-of-town crowd: Satellite, Cellular, and Wifi. All are expensive if you're not near the higher-populated folks where you can get DSL. And guess what: 80% of dialup users are there. So it's $80/mo for satellite after all the rebates and such, 70$/mo for wireless (A kinda wifi that they use here in southern Indiana) and $100/mo for cellular as long as you can get the reception...and for people in TractorTown, that's usually bad.

    All these alternatives use a telephone most of these people already have, plus a mere $10-$20/mo.

    Not to mention, if they've never been ON broadband, they don't see the point in it.

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  88. Don't believe Time Warner commercials by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

    There is *nothing* special about dial-up users that makes them more or less prone to attack. Nothing, nada, zip. It's an IP connection just like broadband with the limitation of 33.6 Kbps and 56Kbps down. Period.

    And no, having a modem attached to your computer does not mean anyone can dial-in. You need to have software running that will 1) answer the phone and 2) enable the modem to make the connection. The problem is that people would put remote control software on their computers which would answer the phone by design, and therein lies the problem.

    1. Re:Don't believe Time Warner commercials by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try downloading a service pack over dial-up, and then tell me that dial-up users aren't likely to have more unpatched flaws in their system.

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    2. Re:Don't believe Time Warner commercials by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      I downloaded at least 20 600MB Linux Distro ISOs using Dialup and GetRight download manager. Note, you just have to be willing to wait several days. Windows update was simple. Now, I have the slowest/cheapest DSL option. Tim S

    3. Re:Don't believe Time Warner commercials by KeithIrwin · · Score: 1

      Well, actually for quite a while there were special attacks which only worked on dial-up computers. They usually worked like this:
      1) infect their computer with malware
      2) have the malware change their ISP settings so that it would dial a number for some Caribbean island nation (which share the 1-XXX-YYY-ZZZZ number formatting of the US and Canada, thus meaning that it didn't require any special operators or anything else weird)
      3) the "ISP" in that nation would charge like $5/minute for the connection which would show up on the telephone bill thanks to the island nation's telecom company being terribly corruptible.
      4) the person who put the malware on the machine would get a kick-back

      This sort of attack doesn't work once POTS is out of the loop.

    4. Re:Don't believe Time Warner commercials by VdG · · Score: 1

      Theoretically you're right. However, in practice I think that broadband offers more opportunities to be secure. (Though perhaps more serious consequences if you aren't.)

      Lots of people have mentioned easier patching, but what comes to my mind is firewalls. When I got my broadband, I got a cheap modem/etc with a decent firewall built in, rather than the software firewall I was using before, (ZoneAlarm). That was not really an option when I was using dial-up.

      Sure: some people will just be using a modem in their PC - a USB device supplied by their ISP, most likely. But external modem/router/switch/firewall/WiFi boxes are really cheap these days and increasingly ISPs provide them for a fairly low cost. (I'd still rather choose my own.)

      With increasing use of laptops and wireless connections, dedicated modem/etcs will surely become even more common.

      It's not some sort of panacea, but it can help a lot to protect people on the internet.

      Some people may argue that their aged grandparent couldn't cope with handling a router as well, but really how difficult is it? Someone (you) set it up for them and then it just runs. And they're not exactly difficult to configure these days. Certainly no harder than configuring their email client in the first place.

      Someone else mentioned the security of disconnecting the phone line from the modem. All of the machines I use have very simple buttons to turn off the wireless connection - either an actual switch on the machine or a straightforward icon on the task bar. A timid user ought to be able to cope with that and it's a lot simpler than fidling around with an RJ11 or whatever.

  89. I was one of those by assertation · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was poor in my 20s. I became frugal. Most of my computer use at home was just reading email and reading the web. Dial-up was mostly fine for that.

    I switched after having gotten pissed off with the 3rd local phone company I tried. Apparently in the 21st century nobody has the technology to accurately bill people.

    I figured out that if I dumped my phone company, dumped my dialup service, got a cable connection for the internet, and used VOIP I would only be paying about $5 - $10 more a month with the new combination of services.

  90. Just like TiVo... by Gregmw · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of trying to convince people to get TiVo or any DVR. They always used to say, "I already have a VCR, I can tape programs." You can argue all you want, even show them the product, but it just doesn't resonate with them that it would be useful.

    Until they eventually break down and buy it and realize they can't live without it.

    That's exactly what I think is happening here.

  91. Re:well duh by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    She has an extra phone line for her dial-up access. She has two lines into the house when she really only needs one.

    And if she wants more phone lines for calling purposes, she can go with Vonage or a similar VoIP provider.

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  92. Re: Verizon by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I'll throw some options out I haven't seen yet.

    Some of these rural places are on Dialup because the major providers don't bother to carry a line out there. If the customer *has* the money, they can try a satellite connection, though those are a little shaky in stormy weather.

    I was a cell-luddite for many years; I'm not an always-on guy, so I basically chucked my phone in the car for calling the tow service.

    Once I hunkered down to change providers and buy a real phone ( ditched Sprint, went to AT&T, got a Tilt) the phone question came up. I went for a Dry-Loop DSL- Internet only! This really is pretty cheap.

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  93. The internet is overrated by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    Seriously.. If I have a week off of work, I don't log on to the net. If I do log on, its only to get directions somewhere. The only reason I actually have broadband is because I have no use for a landline phone, and I hate the dialup providers.

  94. Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use linux by Sark666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Linux suppot for dialup is next to nil. Yes it's because of those winmodems, but you'd think a couple of the common chipsets would be reverse engineered or something could be done like ndiswrapper.

    I mention this cause I have a friend who got a machine with vista and it runs fairly slow, I was going to set him up with linux, but realized he uses a winmodem for dialup. So that blew that idea.

  95. The truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoting from the actual Pew Internet study (page 4):

    Non-broadband users cite a number of reasons for not using the service
    â" including availability, price, and lack of interest.

    ô 62% of dial-up users say they are not interested in giving up their current connection
    for broadband.
    When asked specifically what it would take them to get them to switch to broadband:
    ô 35% of dial-up users say that the price of broadband service would have to fall.
    ô 19% of dial-up users said nothing would convince them to get broadband.
    ô 14% of dial-up users â" and 24% of dial-up users in rural America â" say that
    broadband service would have to become available where they live. .

    So in other words, most (81%) dialup users _do_ want broadband but either can't afford it or don't even have the option. Saying they "don't want it" because of this is like saying starving people don't want to eat because the price of food is too high or there's not enough food to go around--it's just false.

    This is an issue of supply and demand. The demand is obviously there, but people's incomes are not high enough. This is evidenced by the finding in the same study that poor people's broadband adoption has stagnated while that of the wealthier has continued to rise.

  96. We know better, what's good for them, don't we?.. by mi · · Score: 1

    They only think they don't need it.

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is the essence of a paternalistic (and condescending) view, that's especially unwelcome (and dangerous), when shared by members of the government.

    Shoo, shoo, shoo. Go away from whence you came and let the grown ups make their own decisions.

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  97. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've always associated dial-up with what you refer to as "real country dial-up." My parents (and 4 mooching brothers) have dial-up that never, ever climbs higher than 26.4K, and usually resides at 24K. It doesn't occur to me that dial up can (and is supposed to) actually go 56K. (Thanks for reminding me.)

    But, that's what you get when you're on the last mile of copper coming from a mechanical PBX that was state-of-the-art in 1954. Anything more than Gmail and CraigsList is annoyingly slow.

  98. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know who they surveyed, every single person i know with Dial-Up hates it and wants a better connection. The only thing holding them back is our poor lack of Infrastructure deployment. Most of them live within a 1/4 mile of range for DSL or Cable but the companies wont extend it because of the cost to build it.

  99. "Dialup just does not support botting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sadly, the bot-herders are mostly incompetent programmers, so I have had to disinfect computers on 33.6 lines.

    One moron even tried to set up a gay porn distribution site via rootkit - on a 33K line!! I had fun with that one, though, because the owner is very macho.

    "Hey, man, when did you start puttin' from the rough?"
    "What?"
    "Well, there's all this gay porno in these hidden folders... so I just assumed..."
    "WHAT?"
    "Not that there's anything _wrong_ with that..."
    (pandemonium ensues, until I finally can't keep a straight face anymore)

  100. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Wister285 · · Score: 1

    Excluding video functions and extensive use of the image function, Google is a good example of something that really only needs what I would now dub "millebandwidth" or "microbandwidth". The work those people do is just amazing. Sure, you're latency might be elevated, but it really doesn't make that much of a difference.

    And on the video ads, I find them totally obnoxious. I know someone's gotta pay the bills, but come on!

  101. Re:well duh by SpiderClan · · Score: 1

    Not everyone with dial-up has a dedicated phone line for it. For people who are online so often or receive so many calls that voicemail isn't really up to the task, you have a point, but I suspect most dial-up users don't fit that description.

  102. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called DSL.

  103. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't get true broadband here b/c AT&T doesn't want to install enough DSLAMs for the population in rural areas. I'm stuck with craptastic wildblue for "broadband" with a 17GB cap. 17GB can be pulled on 56k dialup in a 30 day period with absolutely no problems. Not to mention when you use more than 70% of your bandwidth they consider it "abuse" of their policy and throttle your connection. Even before then, 20% of the packets are dropped and single-file downloads > 120MB are throttled asympotically.

    Thankfully I have ISDN available for VPN and gaming. It's 128kbit, but has pings as low as 16ms since there is no signal conversion or long distance first hop.

    Nobody really wants "broadband" as it exists now in some areas - a service costing $90/month or more for $10.00 in service.

  104. until they wath pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just tell them www.youporn.com

    then they subscribe for broadband

  105. Some tech only becomes compelling after use by Wordplay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are certain technologies that just aren't compelling until you've actually experienced them, and had a chance to explore the possibilities they give you.

    DVRs would be a prime example. Nobody realizes what a difference timeshifting with a season pass makes, until they use one. It converted me from a non-watcher to a fairly avid TV fan, since my primary block was scheduling.

    Broadband is another. My parents didn't understand why it was compelling either, until I finally more or less browbeat them into getting a connection. -Now- they get it, and wouldn't go back to dialup for the world.

    Once you have it, the value proposition becomes pretty obvious: always on, internet being easily available to all computers in the house, a -lot- faster, more types of websites available, being able to effectively use web-apps, not having to worry about missing emergency calls from relatives (no matter how you configure the modem, sometimes the call-waiting beep doesn't disconnect it) and so on.

    I'm not saying these techs are right for everyone. I am saying that in many ways, they're transcendent, and you can't make a good judgment about them until you've actually experienced them.

    1. Re:Some tech only becomes compelling after use by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Just for reference, in true 'emergancy' situations, the operator can always break the connection for you. He/She just jumps on the line with the modem and makes enough interference that it disconnects. The problem is only finding one that will do it, or you can explain to them how to do it.

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  106. The Slowskys by slashkitty · · Score: 1

    I've certainly heard a few people saying the are the 'Slowskys' when it comes to the internet. They like it slow. I'll tell you, that Comcast comercial did more to keep people in the slow lane. Reminds me of internet for country folk: http://txc.net.au/~mapie/HillTech.jpg

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  107. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

    Good enough? Addict? I'm sorry, I don't want to sound like a dick, but you clearly aren't much of a tech person. Let me ask you, when was the last time you downloaded a service pack or tried to use SVN on dialup? It's hell.

    But, I agree 100% that it's good enough for most people. But not everyone is most people.

  108. Re:well duh by s_mencer · · Score: 1

    You didn't specify that it was extra so don't get all snippy with the italics there chief.

  109. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever by Flying+Scotsman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Winmodems are indeed a pain when not using Windows.

    Until rather recently I was on dial-up, and ended up getting this dial-up modem. It works like most routers/modems; you connect your machines to it via Ethernet and control it via its internal web server, so any OS that has a web browser can use it. Dialing out and hanging up can be automated by URL parameters sent to its web page, so with a tiny bit of programming you can make a command-line modem control program. My Solaris, FreeBSD, Windows, and Linux machines all work very well with it.

    If you're on dial-up, the $50 or so for such a modem is well worth it if you're interested in using non-Windows OSes.

  110. Oh, like that's so special. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

    I read Slashdot via telegraph.

    1. Re:Oh, like that's so special. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I read Slashdot via telegraph.

      I can do you one better: Slashdot via carrier pigeon.

      You can also get TCP/IP over swallow (African or European) as long as the packet doesn't weigh more than a pound.

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  111. Regarding Dial-Up and Downloads..... by Stanislav_J · · Score: 1

    I am on dial-up for a number of reasons (both chosen and situational) that I need not go into here. Several posts cry "well, what do you do when you need to download software or patches or (fill in the blank) -- doesn't it take, like, forever?" No, not forever, but sometimes a few hours depending on the size of the file. So what? I can still get and receive e-mail or do simple browsing (checking news headlines, posting on Slashdot, etc.) without too much slowdown of the download. And if there is no pressing need to do those things, then I start the download and (**SHUDDER**) step away from the computer and go read a book, or cook a nice meal, or take a walk in the fresh air, or any number of other activities that, believe it or not, actually provide one pleasure and satisfaction without a keyboard and monitor. If I could download the same file in 2 minutes, I'd then probably be tempted to spend those next few hours doing even more web surfing and never seeing the sun. I consider slow downloads a nice forced excuse to spend a little time interacting with reality, and I think I'm healthier in all respects because of it.

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  112. It's all in how you phrase the question by Minwee · · Score: 1

    "So, would you like to trade your existing internet connection for a shiny connection that does exactly the same thing, only a little faster and costs five times as much?"

    It's amazing how many people don't seem to think that that's a great deal.

  113. How to get anyone in the heartland to switch by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Get their neighbor to switch

    Step 2: Get their neighbor to brag to them about how much better his internet is

    Step 3: Person migrates, brags to another neighbor about how much better his internet is

    Go to step 1. Repeat.

  114. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    GMail mobile actually works respectably over dial-up. I do however find the actual gmail way too slow.

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  115. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    In a lot of cases that might be right but saying someone should have dialup over broadband is like saying it's ok to eat your own testicles.

    Secondly pandering to these people only encourages companies to not roll broadband out all over the US and that will severely limit people in the near future if not now.

    Dialup will be really cool when movies, music, games, etc cease to be on physical media.

  116. Back in the day by slapout · · Score: 1

    I find it humorous with the talk about prices like $20 a month for dial up vs $50 a month for broadband. I remember when you had to pay for access BY THE HOUR!

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  117. not luddites by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    My mother-in-law still uses dial-up and has no interest in broadband. She uses her computer for email and for pulling photos off her camera and printing them. Being on a fixed income, why should she spend more money for bandwidth she doesn't need?

    You're not a luddite if you decline to buy something you don't need.

    I can see where ISPs wouldn't want to provide dial-up anymore, but until broadband approaches parity, there's no reason to switch. (Rates vary wildly in different geographical areas, but for a given area, dial-up is almost always cheaper than broadband.)

    Not to mention, being on broadband makes you more of a target as your machine tends to be on the net with the same IP address for longer periods of time. Us geeks know how to set up the router and machines so we don't (usually) get hacked, but grandmas who are only interested in email are unlikely to have this expertise.

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    1. Re:not luddites by v1 · · Score: 1

      Us geeks know how to set up the router and machines so we don't (usually) get hacked, but grandmas who are only interested in email are unlikely to have this expertise

      While the "geeks" are configuring their firewalls, grandma laughs and buys a mac and watches you try to avoid getting pwned.

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    2. Re:not luddites by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > While the "geeks" are configuring their firewalls, grandma laughs and buys a mac and watches you try to avoid getting pwned.

      And then she catches Melissa anyway.

      'S all moot, 'cause she can't afford a Mac in the first place.

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  118. Ask DSL users about broadband by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd really like a broadband connection, but they didn't ask me because according to their definitions I already have one. But my alleged 3 Mbit DSL connection actually never goes above 2.4Mbit.

  119. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by Deadplant · · Score: 0, Troll

    the essence of a paternalistic (and condescending) view

    It is appropriate to be paternalistic when speaking to little children or dial-up users who think they don't need broadband.

  120. Broadband is for advertising by markjhood2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The parties who are upset about the lack of broadband adoption are the advertisers and their customers. Unobtrusive text ads aren't sufficient for their purposes and even static banner ads are slow to download on dial-up, so it reduces their effectiveness. They want full-blown video and rich media that starts playing right away, and they need consumers to be able to register their messages before they can decide to turn their eyes away. Advertising is what drives the computing economy today.

  121. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good enough? Addict? I'm sorry, I don't want to sound like a dick, but you clearly aren't much of a tech person. Let me ask you, when was the last time you downloaded a service pack or tried to use SVN on dialup? It's hell.

    As a "tech" person, I don't need to download "service packs". As a user of OSS and not a coder of OSS, SVN is not important to myself. By comparing ISP speed to "techiness", it is not a dick you sound like, but an ignoramus. Without a doubt, some tech people will need high speed and some tech people will have no need for it. In my experience, it takes more tech skill to work with dial-up. Most users can't stand it because the flash/java/video crap is too hard for them to turn off.

  122. Once again /. picks a bad title to a nonstory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This didn't have users test both services and ask them which one they "wanted"/preferred more.

    This is 100% about money.

    Foreign countries get broadband so much cheaper than we do on faster networks. I understand on several cases the network infrastructure was upgraded to greatest tech by their government so they don't have to pay much to their ISPs for using state owned fast pipes.

    Seriously if we had the same rates/service other countries did NO ONE would choose to save the few extra dollars for dial-up, but we don't and you can save 40 dollars easily by choosing dial-up per month.

    So like everyone else has stated it makes no SENSE for a lot of people in the US to have broadband, where as in other counties it doesn't make sense not to :P

    This is a pretty bad report IMHO

  123. Reasonable argument by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I've been sticking with dial-up service because high speed Internet's too much money for me.

    Yeah, but what high speed Internet were free? You'd sign up, right?

    TFA is arguing that some people, given that bargain, would stay on dial-up; it's not an economic issue.

    IMHO, that just proves the study is flawed.

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  124. A Happy World! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband"

    and vice versa!

    A place for everything - everything in its place. Such a happy, tidy universe!

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    1. Re:A Happy World! by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

      Dial-Up's in its phone lines -
      All's right with the world!

    2. Re:A Happy World! by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      yeah, the Broadband doesn't want Dial-up users.

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    3. Re:A Happy World! by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

      yeah, the Broadband doesn't want Dial-up users.

      The Broadband now wants Pay-up users.

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    4. Re:A Happy World! by Technician · · Score: 1

      Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband"

      Most common reason common to both... Users of both types don't want high prices.

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  125. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by ditoa · · Score: 1

    Buy an external modem they are like $5 these days.

  126. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

    Linux suppot for dialup is next to nil. Yes it's because of those winmodems, but you'd think a couple of the common chipsets would be reverse engineered or something could be done like ndiswrapper.

    There's nothing to reverse-engineer. It would be a complete signal-processing application from the ground up.

    The reason winmodems are cheap is because there's nobody home. All the interesting stuff is done in software on your machine, where in a real modem, it's done using the modem's processor and firmware.

  127. Re:well duh by cyphergirl · · Score: 1

    We live in an area where the only high-speed connection available to us is a Verizon cellular device.

    * Satellite? No clear view of the southern sky
    * Cable? Comcast says there aren't enough people in our area to justify the cost of running a line up our road -- despite the fact that our house is only 700 feet from a road that does have cable and we've offered to pay the $1000 for installation.
    * DSL? 400 feet too far from the CO
    * FIOS? See DSL, and Verizon is too busy upgrading everyone who has cable and DSL (as if they need even faster access) to get around to us country folk who have pretty much no other options

    Would we pay for broadband at whatever price they were willing to charge? Absolutely -- but we can't get them to want to charge us. Before getting the cell service in November, it took my husband 2 hours every week to pay our bills online using the dial-up connection. Now it only takes 15 or so minutes.... except when our connection degrades to 100Kbps because of clouds or rain.

    When we moved out here, I made an appointment for Comcast to transfer our cable service. It wasn't until moving day that they realized that they don't actually offer service to our house. Oooops. Every now and then, I check their website -- it continues to tell me that cable is available at my address despite the fact that it really isn't.

    I gave up on checking Verizon's FIOS installation schedule because I know that hell will freeze over and have private 99Tbps connections to every tortured soul before FIOS makes out to our area.

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  128. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by molo · · Score: 1

    Hardware modems exist and work quite well in linux. You can even still buy them. PCI or external RS232 (the horrors!). Your statement should read "Linux support for winmodems is next to nil." And that is true, because they are worthless pieces of shit.

    -molo

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  129. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a lot of cases that might be right but saying someone should have dialup over broadband is like saying it's ok to eat your own testicles.

    You forgot to list people wanting to:

    • carry guns,
    • smoke tobacco and other leaves,
    • drink alcohol and other drugs,
    • eat meat and other unhealthy foods,
    • marry outside of their race,
    • buy cars with (or without) automatic transmission (or power windows),
    • practice a particular religion,
    • do (or not do) yoga.
    • ...
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  130. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    • ...
    • practice a particular religion,
    • do (or not do) yoda. (there is no try)
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  131. Re:well duh by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    Merely placing emphasis to make a point clear does not make one "snippy."

    I thought the implication in my original post was clear that it was a phone line for internet use. Apparently, I was mistaken.

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  132. Re:well duh by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I can't stand to even wait for a page to load on dial-up. And if someone sends me an attachment in email on dial-up... Not to mention it's easlier to update your computer (multiple computers in my case) etc.

    I justify the cost of broadband mostly in time-savings.

  133. Why the Study? by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Why not look at data from most any other country on dialup usage when broadband is available? This would give you some real data..

    But instead there is a study which the results could be tainted/tuned to make people feel good about current broadband deployment.

    Most areas in Canada have dial up alternatives(You need to not live in the boondocks where there is no broadband because your the only person living for 5 square miles or your hours away from a urban centere) for 12-15$ a month (Its usually about 128K service which ends up being 3-4 times faster (who actually ever gets a 56K connection dial up.. Its pretty rare if ever)

    Not to mention they never asked these people why they would never change no matter what.. They could have atleast asked them if they would agree to the statement.. "Change is the Devil and I wont have any part of it".. or "I am too caught up forgetting about Evolution and Spreading the word about Intelligent Design to figure out broadband"

    Its likely this study was done so that the Big Broadband players have something to tout about showing people "Facts" about how good they are doing so they arn't mandated to roll out more broadband.

     

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  134. Simply a case of being content by Pr0xY · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My uncle fell into this category. For years he would happily log into his ISP, check his stocks, read emails, the usual operations. Time after time, I explained that for just about the same price he could have a MUCH faster Internet. He would constantly reply with "it's ok, I'm patient and this works." Usually, I would retort this by saying that his patients was admirable and a good thing, but simply not necessary.

    Until one day he moved to a new community which had all the houses pre-setup with cable modems.
    In fact, at the new community, broadband was cheaper since it was just "part of the deal."

    Since then, I haven't heard the end of "how much faster his computer is now." He absolutely loves it and says he will never go back to dial-up.

    Realistically, I think most broadband holdouts fit into this description. Hesitant to change, content and generally patient with the shortcoming they have. But if they had the opportunity to try broadband for an extended period of time, I think most reasonable people would agree it's just better.

  135. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

    Great job! You insulted me and then agreed with my post! Troll harder next time.

  136. Come on some DSL plans are reasonable by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Basic AT&T DSL is $19.99/month not that much more that dial-up. Other DSL providers have a basic DSL setup that is 384KBPS or 512KBPS which is way more than the old dial-up users need but cost less than that $22 AOL dial-up account that most of them have. In fact AOL will work with the DSL company to offer AOL access and software through the DSL and keep their email and web sites.

    It is when you need the 1.5MBPS or higher speeds that you pay a higher price for.

    I should note that a lot of dial-up customers still use Windows 95/98/ME systems and some form of WINMODEM and lack the basic Ethernet card needed for most broadband connections. A lot of broadband services no longer give that free Ethernet NIC, but people can buy them for $35 or under and install them themselves if they knew how. Just that the average person doesn't know how to open up their computer and stick in a card to upgrade it even if their lives depended on it.

    Also Cable and Satellite companies offer broadband as part of a package deal to make things more affordable and so do local phone companies as well. So we can rule out that it isn't affordable, because it is affordable.

    Most POTS systems only get like 33KBPS even if they support 56KBPS protocols due to line noise, as they are forced to connect at lower speeds.

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  137. Woo Hoo! by PPH · · Score: 0

    I've got the first post on this thread!!

    Broadband isn't that big a deal. Dial up is plenty fast for my purposes.

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  138. Bah, who needs broadband? by p5 · · Score: 0

    Besides, I get all my pr0n surfing done at work!

  139. Old man and the 486 running Win3.1 by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Back at the uni, we had one really old comp, running Win3.1 and it had the bare minimum mem to boot. It was so slow, it had lag in the command line.

    This one old man insisted on using that computer for all his lessons because, "..this one doesn't get away from me like the rest of them."

    He did well on the lessons, he just took his time doing it.

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  140. 62% of dial up users are ignorant by Soundfx4 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What this basically means is that 62% of dial up users are ignorant. They aren't mentally ill, stupid, or dumb asses, they're just uneducated and don't understand what "broadband" really is. Some of the reasons they think they don't want broadband (I use the term think because any educated persons should want something faster than dial up) are as follows: 1: They're paying somewhere along the lines of 10-20 dollars a month for dial up and see no reason they should pay more for Internet access 2: Broadband confuses them. They've used dial up forever and don't understand any other way to access the Internet. 3: A complete lack of knowledge of bandwidth, transfer rates, or data size. The biggest problem is that most of them really don't understand just how much faster and more convenient it is. They don't necessarily need 10 Mbps downstream, especially if they're only browsing web sites and sending/receiving e-mails, but 56 Kbps (and you don't even get that, depending on the condition some people can't connect any faster than about 28 Kbps) is not enough for today's web and even e-mails. This people that "think" they don't want broadband actually do want it, but they don't need any more than about 256 Kbps up/down. That would be perfect for them, it's enough bandwidth to quickly send and receive pictures in e-mails and even the occasional video clip (not streaming of course). And more than enough to browse most any well put together web site. I thought I should mention this as well; when I say 62% of dial up users are ignorant, I don't mean that literally. I know for a fact that some of them are actually very educated people, geeks even, but they actually don't need more than dial up because they most likely don't browse the web at all, or very very seldom. It kind of seams odd that a geek wouldn't care about broadband, but it's not far fetched to say that they exist and really just don't care. The people I'm talking about are the typical computer user that doesn't even understand what a web browser is, and can only use a computer because they have certain routines burned into their brain, but if an unfamiliar window comes out of no where, they'll have no idea what it is, how to get rid of it, or where it came from...those types of users are very likely to be the majority of that 62%.

    1. Re:62% of dial up users are ignorant by red+crab · · Score: 1

      Nope, its as simple as this. If i can ride on my bicycle from my home to office why would I need a car? The bicycle solves my purpose. So if i just want to read my email and RSS feeds, why should I switch to broadband? Makes no sense.

    2. Re:62% of dial up users are ignorant by Soundfx4 · · Score: 1

      what I said was very fair and more importantly true. What you said shows me that all you did was just read the subject, and maybe skimmed over my post before deciding that I was full of $%&#. Try reading AND understanding something before replying to it. And if you actually did read it all then it's 100% safe for me to say that it went strait over your head, because if you did fully comprehend what I was saying then you wouldn't of replied the way you did.

    3. Re:62% of dial up users are ignorant by Soundfx4 · · Score: 1

      here you go, some food for thought;


      There you go, in black and white, word for word, exactly what I typed at the end to avoid comments like yours. Again, I can't stress this enough; please read everything and have a complete understanding before replying.

    4. Re:62% of dial up users are ignorant by Soundfx4 · · Score: 1

      I mistakenly hit the submit button on this last one while trying to preview it to check formatting. As a result, something was posted that makes no sense, and I can't get rid of it thanks to slashdots lack of an obvious "edit" or "delete" feature.

      here you go, strait from my first post;
      "I thought I should mention this as well; when I say 62% of dial up users are ignorant, I don't mean that literally. I know for a fact that some of them are actually very educated people, geeks even, but they actually don't need more than dial up because they most likely don't browse the web at all, or very very seldom"

      That's exactly what I typed at the end of my post to show that I'm not being stubborn, and to avoid comments like yours. Again, I can't stress this enough; please read everything and have a complete understanding before replying.

  141. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by Hatta · · Score: 1

    That sounds like an interesting project actually. Hell once it's done you could even use your sound card as a modem.

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  142. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that broadband is like indoor toilets. I'm sure that there really were a few people that honest to goodness liked truding out into the snow to take a crap into a hole, but I would bet that there were a lot more people that just didn't want change. I have no doubt that there were people making comments about how they already have an outhouse, so they don't need a fancy smancy indoor toilet. Most of those people just didn't understand the benefit.

    I suspect that the same situation applies for most of those dial-up users. The only two rational reason to not want broadband instead of dialup that they travel a lot to places that have telephones, but no other internet. That is becoming rarer and rarer.

    Maybe if someone would start selling a DSL modem that would pause and play noise from a speaker for 30 seconds before allowing data through, and would choke the connection down to 56k, we could get the hold outs on to broadband. If we named the DSL modem "dial-up", no one would be the wiser.

  143. Switch to basic cable and save a bundle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other easy ways to save money 1. Switch to basic cable and saved a bundle 2. Use prepaid cellular 3. Buy generics 4. Buy late model low mileage used cars 5. Use Credit Unions instead of banks 6. Make Coffee instead of Starbucks 7. Pack lunch instead of eating out

  144. Re:well duh by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
    Not everyone with dial-up has a dedicated phone line for it

    Certainly not my parents. When you call them you get a busy signal when dad's 'using the internet.'

  145. Why would they want broadband? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats like saying: Why would I want that crisp, clear, digital download when I've got this perfectly good 8 track sitting right here?

  146. How about 'low-speed' DSL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We kind of have this in the US, but it still seems like the market for this isn't really tapped. . .

    It seems to me that a good solution for a lot of the people who currently use modems, who might like a bit faster connection where they could talk while being on the internet, but don't need 'broadband' per se, would be ideal customers for something like 128 down / 64 up DSL, at about the same cost per month as current dialup.

    I mean, sure, I guess there's no reason people can't continue to use dialup, but even low-speed DSL (which I set my parents up with as a cheap, but slightly faster alternative than dialup), but if price is the primary concern for people, I don't see why telcos can't sell such a low-speed DSL service super cheap. It would hardly cost them anything, since they already have the DSLAMs setup, not being used, and the actual bandwidth such users use would be relatively minimal.

    Added bonus: People say that having users on dialup helps limit the harm that a bot can do on such a computer. With an always on connection which doesn't interfere with the users' telephone usage, even if it's slow, Microsoft Update can just download OS updates, and the latest Microsoft Defender (or whatever their anti-spamware software is called) during the night while they aren't using the computer, if the users leave the PC on.

    In truth, the same people who use dialup probably shut their computers off when they aren't actively using them anyhow. That's not bad either - saves energy, but the point is, if we want people getting the updates for their computers, even slow DSL is better than dialup, because it would still be faster than dialup, and would be on the whole time their computer is turned on, so the update *will* eventually complete downloading.

  147. No seriously you guys you don't understand. by spazdor · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

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    1. Re:No seriously you guys you don't understand. by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      A flooded sewer would be a better description

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  148. vs. 29 a month by sporkme · · Score: 1

    AT&T offers naked DSL from $19.99/mo.

    They call it DSL Direct

  149. That's all well and good... by ButtSweat · · Score: 1

    If you want text only. Get with the times, people! Dial-up is slow, impractical, and a waste of money. Think you're saving money with it? HA! Jokes on you. You have to pay approximately $50 a month for a landline, plus for the ISP itself. DSL can usually be had for around $40 a month, and doesn't tie up a land line (if you use one of those any more.) It's even horrible from an economic standpoint. It's like buying one apple for $5 or a ten pound bag of apples for $10. The bag costs more, but you get like 20 apples. In the case of dialup vs. broadband, it's worse. At market prices, it'd be like paying $60 for one apple from the above example.

  150. "Are we there yet?" by westlake · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not to mention software patches! How many dial-up users are going to install XP SP3?
    those unpatched systems don't need much bandwidth to send lots of two line text-only spam.

    Automatic Updates downloads patches in the background.

    Automatic Updates downloads service packs in the background

    "We'll get there when we get there." The service works just fine whether you have dial-up or broadband.

    This is not headline news.

    If you have the patience of a ten year old, you can order Windows XP Service Pack 3 on CD-ROM from Microsoft for $3.99. The CD-ROM is currently available in nineteen languages and dialects.

    1. Re:"Are we there yet?" by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Background downloading on a modem will make it practically unusable, with multi-second latency. And it'll still take days or weeks to finish.

    2. Re:"Are we there yet?" by qopax · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem all that different from p2p downloading back in the day. I'm sure many people have experienced overnight downloading spreading throughout days, and weeks sometimes.

      I believe my enjoyment of the media provided p2p was far higher actually, BECAUSE of the fact that it took so much longer to get it. Now we're just spoiled with movies and media being minutes away =).

      Being 19, I wonder how my kids will be different, having grown up with the world's media and information, more complete and verified than it is today due to the spread of internet, instantly available at their keyboard-fluent fingertips.

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    3. Re:"Are we there yet?" by Rhys · · Score: 1

      And that means the phone is out of commission for how long?

      Yeah, welcome to another spam bot.

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  151. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    That's just being dumb. For starters meat isn't unhealthy. Excessive portions might be unhealthy but that is different.

    Secondly most of those things won't hold you back in society. Drugs can hold you back but again it comes down to excess and nature will take care of those with little to no self control soon enough.

    We don't offer every sort of phone system or electrical system that has ever been around. The whole infrastructure gets upgraded and for good reason. The internet is a utility as well and should be left to hold people back just because some people are happy with something that's outdated or because companies don't want to spend the money rolling out broadband.

    Every city, town and village has some people that want broadband. Should they go without just because half the town doesn't want it? No and it's still logical to say people don't don't want broadband don't know what they're missing out on and more importantly what they will be missing out on in the future.

    Guns, yoga and mixed marriages won't stop you from using software, watching movies or listening to music but that is the way the internet is heading and that means those people can't participate fully in society and that can potentially harm their education and chances at a decent future.

    Even Amish people use phones and probably the internet but if we said their religion doesn't allow it and didn't roll phones out into Amish areas then they'd be worse off and the fact they don't use those items as much as us is why their society is becoming increasingly inbred and dying off.

    That is what ignoring technological advances can do to a group. Meat and beer will not.

    Plus having the telcos upgrade everyone to broadband doesn't mean they can't use their broadband the same way they used their dial-up so there is no actual changing of their habits unlike banning alcohol, meat or a certain type of car.

  152. I have dial-up. by taupin · · Score: 1

    My parents' computer is stilling running SP1 since there's just no way to download over 70 MB of data over a 26.8 kbps line (download speeds usually plateau at ~3.4 kbps).

    A while back I went through the list of updates that Windows wanted to install - I calculated that it would take 73 days online, nonstop, 24/7, to download it all. Since we don't have a second phone line, this simply isn't an option - so our computer has gone mostly unpatched for almost four years (though I was able to force it to get small, important updates, when they appeared). Even our antivirus only gets updated once every two months or so, since leaving the thing connected to the internet overnight to download updates fails half the time due to a dropped connection, necessitating a restart of the download.

    I'd love to have internet access at reasonable speeds - it's no fun having a connection where loading Slashdot on the low-bandwidth settings times out half the time, and Gmail and Facebook will never work - but it's simply not an option: DSL and cable lines end miles away, and satellite costs an arm and a leg (currently at $400 installation + $80/month). Fortunately (for me), I'm doing research at a college now, but going home will suck a lot.

    I should also mention that even for the shitty connection we've got, the only provider is selling unlimited service for "only" $24.99/month. (sigh)

    Just thought I'd give a look at what it's like for people that actually really want better options, but can't give them. It would be easy to justify paying even $50/month for DSL, but we just can't get that.

  153. Math by mrroot · · Score: 1

    600,000 laptops lost x 70% are not recovered = 420,000 laptops.

    According to TFA, they destroy all unrecovered laptops.

    If you consider the average value of those laptops to be $1000, which is probably low, then they are wasting $420,000,000 each year by destroying the laptops.
    Why not at least donate them to a charity or school system. This is completely insane.

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    1. Re:Math by mrroot · · Score: 1

      LOL, I thought I posted this in the airline luggage story, but either I clicked the wrong one, or slashdot posted it in the wrong place.

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  154. Personally I'm on dial-up by Xeschylus · · Score: 1

    I want to get broadband, any kind but Satellite, but it's not available to me. The sad thing is, the phone company is charging $22/m for dial-up and only 19.95 or so for basic dsl. We have been waiting for years to get dsl or cable, or something, always another year they tell us.

  155. In another study by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Another study shows that 62% of dial-up users did not know you can download porn from the internet.

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  156. WTF? by Skatox · · Score: 0

    I can't believe that people like that exist!!, i had dial-up for 3 years and everyday wanted to switch to broadband. I guess they never visit youtube or play online videogames.

  157. Grandma Speed==Fucktard Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What your fucktarded grandmother means by "Grandma speed" is what the rest of us call "fucktard speed." Her comprehension is very low. Why don't you do us all a favor and take her for a little ride in your fucking car and when you fucking see a god damned tree, go fucking high speed and crash right into the fucking tree with your fucking seatbelts off. Then there would be two less fucktards stealing my O2.

    GO AHEAD, FUCKING FLAME AWAY!!

  158. I Pay $130 a month & still use Dial-Up by fldrniko · · Score: 1

    Where I live, our only option is Satellite or, Dial-up. I live a mile down the road from where a other phone company has DSL availability. Which is always a thought that fumes me. Satellite is great when I need to download something rather large. Though, it has to be planned ahead due to the clouds, moisture, planes overhead destroying any hope for a signal. Since I SSH quiet a bit, dial-up is perfect. Typing via Satellite is to insane too even attempt. There was a time, in the past where I had Cable. Right now I pay $130 for Satellite internet because there is no competition. Heck $50, $60, even $130 for cable would be a God Send. I can't wait till I can use my satellite dish for target practice.

  159. why bother by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I'm not even convinced most of us need a computer. And when dial-up is like $10 it's hard to argue with the price when you don't mind waiting for your myspace page to load and all your spam to download. For the most people I think the Internet is pretty overhyped and equivalent to TV ownership. Most of us don't need a TV either, but many homes have 3 or more TV sets.

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  160. That is like saying... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Dial-Up Users "Don't Want Broadband" is like saying local phone telephone users "Don't want interstate calling capabilities". One can only assume that anyone that makes either statement, really doesn't understand what they are saying.

  161. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by YojimboJango · · Score: 1

    Where I am AT&T offers 768 down 64 up for $15 a month. I was offered a free month if I upgraded to 1.5 down 384 up so now I pay $20 a month.
    Of course where I live I have the option between Jasnet, Iserve, Comcast, WMIS, and AT&T. We used to have SBC and Ameritech in the area too until they got bought out. Weird how prices are so low in our little neighborhood.

    Competition is for communists... wait.

  162. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by xaxa · · Score: 1

    The problem is that broadband is like indoor toilets. I'm sure that there really were a few people that honest to goodness liked truding out into the snow to take a crap into a hole, but I would bet that there were a lot more people that just didn't want change. I have no doubt that there were people making comments about how they already have an outhouse, so they don't need a fancy smancy indoor toilet. Most of those people just didn't understand the benefit.

    A more recent example is the transfer to digital TV. I was going to use the UK (my country), but it's not a good example -- 90% of people have switched to digital TV, but that still leaves 10% who for some reason don't want or don't know about the much improved picture quality, the huge number of extra channels (many of which are useful) or that the analogue signal will be turned off in 2012 (or earlier, depending where you live).

    Dial-up will die when the most basic broadband is cheaper than the most basic dial-up. The cheapest unlimited dial-up access I can see is 8/month, the cheapest low-use broadband is 10/month (max 1GB between 00:00 and 20:00, unlimited 20:00-24:00, additional 1GB is 75p). The broadband is clearly worthwhile if you do anything more than sending email. On the other hand, all my grandma does is send email once a week to distant friends, so she can continue to use the penny-per-minute internet access until she wants to use the web more.

  163. Not Suprised..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Who would want to pay $45 per month to get faster speeds and more bandwidth, when they will be disconnected if they use it?

    First we had dial-up. Then ISPs told us we could get faster speeds and more bandwidth if we switched to cable. Now, they are telling us we can't use the speeds and bandwidth that we upgraded to and that we will be disconnected if we do.

    With all the double-speak, who would want to waste the extra money and go through the headaches just to check E-Mail, stocks, and the occasional news blurb?

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  164. Say! Slashdot's faster! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just undid automatic images, JavaScript and java, and Slashdot loads fast. Props for Slashdot webmasters who still make it look good without JavaScript or images.

  165. Re:unHappy World! by jtn · · Score: 1

    What? Where did you get the idea that POTS requires more equipment than any other kind of service, say, PONS (Verizon)? Lunacy.

  166. Re:unHappy World! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    twitter is just karma whoring desperately, so he's making a lot of dumb mistakes right now. He has to recover from the debacle.

  167. 38% Can't? by pgn674 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that 38% of dial-up users can not upgrade to broadband for one reason or another, even though they want to?

  168. Anticipation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best part about dialup is how long the pictures take to load. It's like foreplay, only without the talking and the awkward silence when I want her to call me Doctor Hugh Rod Von GoodWood....

    I guess if I hit preview right now, I can just submit it after I get back from vacation...

  169. Don't know any who wouldn't upgrade... by Rakeris · · Score: 1

    I live literally 2 miles outside of the capital of IL, only thing I can get is dial-up and EVDO...

    This goes yet again into the whole no competition thing, as there are two companies in the area, At&T and comcast, (comcast bought out the other two cable companies) neither could care less if they get broadband to the large number of people who don't have it. That may only be a short distance away. (I am 1,500feet out of DSL range) I even called and asked if I could PAY them to install a repeater...they wouldn't even do it then.

    Yet for the last 12 years they have been telling me you should have it in your area in the next 6 months or so. I think my view on the length of time which 6 months is, and theirs are rather conflicting.

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  170. I use dialup by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 1

    and I DO want broadband.

  171. Re:Frankly, I'd be OK with a lower speed connectio by for_usenet · · Score: 1

    If you're in an area served by Time Warner, give them a call, and ask about _ALL_ their plans. I was in the same boat you were - I was paying about $65 on my Time Warner bill (antenna service [$13] + 5 mbps broadband internet [$50]) and I wanted to get that total under $50 total. I called customer service and was told about a 768 kbps down / 128 kbps up service that cost just $25/month. I sit on 100 base-T at work, so for home, I thought that was more than adequate. So I signed up for it, and have been happy ever since. I purchase the occasional song from iTunes or Amazon, so this speed is more than adequate for my needs. If I ever have to get a CD or DVD iso, I just let it run overnight.

    I realized just recently, I was upgraded to 2 mb down / 384 up connection with no change in price. I don't know if you have Time Warner or not, or who your provider is. But make it sound like you're a looking for a reason to stay with them, etc ...

  172. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Real modems are usually less than $5 more.

  173. Re:unHappy World! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From essays about the rise of dumb networks, it was my impression that the decentralized internet took less equipment than smart networks like the phone company uses. I'm not sure what you mean by PONS but if you are talking about sharing optical fibers, I'd suggest to Verizon run more fibers instead. Glass is cheap.

  174. What The Hell Is Microsoft BITS? by westlake · · Score: 3, Informative
    Background downloading on a modem will make it practically unusable, with multi-second latency.

    From 2005, "The Reader's Digest" version of how it works:

    BITS is a cool new file transfer feature of Windows that asynchronously downloads files from a remote server over HTTP. BITS can manage multiple downloads from multiple users while making use of idle bandwidth exclusively. Although the use of BITS is not limited to auto-updating applications, it is the underlying API used by Windows Update. And since it is available to any application, it can be used to do much of the really tough work involved in creating an auto-updating application.

    Here is the basic idea. An application asks BITS to manage the download of a file or set of files. BITS adds the job to its queue and associates the job with the user context under which the application is running. As long as the user is logged on, BITS will drizzle the files across the network using idle bandwidth. In fact, the code-name for the BITS technology is Drizzle, which, it turns out, is quite descriptive of what BITS does.

    How does all of this work? The technology is actually fairly sophisticated. First, BITS is implemented as a Windows service that maintains a collection of jobs organized into a set of priority queues: foreground, high, normal, and low. Each job in the same priority level is given bandwidth via time slices of about five minutes, in a round-robin fashion. Once there are no jobs remaining in a queue, the next priority queue is inspected for jobs.

    Jobs in the foreground queue use as much network bandwidth as they can, and for this reason the foreground priority should only be used by code that is responding to a user request. The remaining priorities, high, normal, and low, are much more interesting because they are all background priorities, which is to say that they only make use of network bandwidth that's not in use.

    To achieve this background feature, BITS monitors network packets and disregards packets that it recognizes as its own. The remaining packets are considered the active load on the machine's bandwidth. BITS uses the active load information along with the connection speed and some other statistics to decide whether it should continue downloading files or back off in order to increase throughput for the active user. Because of this, the user doesn't experience bandwidth problems.

    The ability to drop what it is doing at a moment's notice is very important for BITS. In many cases, only part of a file is downloaded before BITS must give up the network or even lose connection altogether. The partially downloaded file is saved, however, and when BITS gets another crack at the network, it picks up where it left off. This ability to recover does have some side effects.

    Remember that BITS is used to transfer files from HTTP servers. A server should be HTTP 1.1-compliant or at least support the Range header in the GET method for BITS to work. This is because BITS needs to be able to request a portion of a file. In addition, the content being downloaded must be static content such as a markup file, code file, bitmap, or sound. A GET request including a Range header makes no sense when requesting dynamic content such as that produced by CGI, ISAPI, or ASP.NET.

    Currently, there are two versions of BITS: 1.0 and 1.5. BITS 1.0 ships with Windows XP and has the following features: interruptible background downloading of files, download prioritization, optional notification of completed jobs and error situations, and optional progress notifications for use with dialog boxes and other UI elements. BITS 1.5 ships with Windows .NET Server. In addition to the features contained in BITS 1.0, version 1.5 has interruptible background uploading of files and authenticated connections using Basic, Digest, NTLM, Negotiate (Kerberos) or Passport. BITS 1.5 is available as a redistributable that is compatible with Windows 2000 and greater (see Background Intelligent Transfer Ser

  175. Late comer to the party by Dumpsterskunk · · Score: 1, Informative

    I seldom have much occasion to post here, especially as I'd probably wind up unread at the bottom of a zillion earlier posts (which I haven't read), but...OK ... The reason I am still on dialup is because I can't fscking afford broadband. I have occasional access to broadband when I happen to visit my ISP, so I know what I'm missing. Make it affordable and available and see what happens then.

  176. Most Definitely a Problem by hucheman · · Score: 1

    My mother lives 7 miles from downtown Salem, the capital of Oregon, and has no broadband available. This most definitely is a problem for me to be able to communicate with her even if she didn't want it, which she does. It's akin to the early days of answering machines. It's not just a convenience for the recipient, but the caller too. At least she has a shitty satellite connection for the price of broadband, but it still sucks to try to remotely support her, impossible to iChat, etc.

  177. Blah blah subject field by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time believing this, honestly. I can't help but wonder if this study was conveniently produced just to make the telecoms look less irresponsible in providing rural users with broadband.

    I also can't help but wonder if they were very selective about who they were talking to. Most of the people I've known who were in charge of a family's internet access, mothers and fathers, didn't really use the internet while the people who actually used the internet, the sons and daughters, were the ones pleading for better connections.

    If it were just MySpace and Facebook, I wouldn't really be concerned about what the children and young adults want, but schools (especially community colleges) seem to be relying more and more on internet access to get anything done, and with everyone wanting to 'go green' it's getting easier to get left behind.

    You have to bend over backwards to get a paper form for the FAFSA now that you don't have to end up turning in online. It's much easier to get parents to sign a sheet of paper than register a federal PIN number, and you have to be 25 before you don't need your parents input, regardless of if you live with them.

    Again, I don't trust this study. Too much anecdotal evidence to the contrary.

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  178. Re:and millions of Americans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn basic economics, dickwad. Demand doesn't need to double for the price to double. All that has to double is the price people are willing to pay to ensure supply.

    If the bubble were speculative, we'd be seeing hoarding. We're not. We're just competing with way more people for a dwindling resource. Again, had you bothered to learn a little economics before spouting off, you wouldn't have embarrassed yourself.

    And just like we wouldn't survive without you, you wouldn't survive without us. We already pay too much in taxes to you rural people because of this stupid frontier myth and the structural rural bias of the Senate. In a halfway just society infrastructure subsidies and price supports for the rural would go away.

    I suggest that urban Americans sick of being held for ransom by greedy farmers only buy imported food for a month or two (there's plenty of it), and exert political muscle to stop paying farm subsidies. Without any cash flow whatsoever, rural people will quickly stop thinking they can assrape urban taxpayers for whatever they want.

  179. pew pew pew by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    everything in a name
    There's lies, damn lies, then there's statistics.

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  180. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was under the impression that a number of winmodems were supported. Did you actually check if it was supported or not, if you didn't maybe you would like to check here

  181. Hackers! by mebrahim · · Score: 1

    I guess many of those dial-up-lovers are hackers. Hackers love dial-up.

  182. Huh?? by Aquila+Deus · · Score: 0

    I read the whole article and it seems very weird.

    Isn't broadband supposed to be much cheaper than dial-up unless you want fast uploading (> 2Mbit/s)??

    BTW I thought there is no more dial-up on earth now. Is this some archived article from 1998??

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  183. Re:We know better, what's good for them, don't we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just the "don't want" or "don't know" with the digital TV upgrade. There are still massive areas (like most of rural Wales) that has NO digital broadcasts in either radio or TV. There is not much want to upgrade in these areas because they can't upgrade, so the electronics stores in the area don't sell digital recievers, and the cycle of no demand and no supply continue.

    I guess this reflects what is happening with Broadband uptake.

  184. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by yanyan · · Score: 1

    Linux suppot for dialup is next to nil. Yes it's because of those winmodems, but you'd think a couple of the common chipsets would be reverse engineered or something could be done like ndiswrapper.

    I mention this cause I have a friend who got a machine with vista and it runs fairly slow, I was going to set him up with linux, but realized he uses a winmodem for dialup. So that blew that idea.

    Excuse me? For almost 8 years i had dialup and used Linux exclusively on my machine. Get a hardware modem that connects via serial port and put the winmodem where it belongs - in the trash.

  185. I'm in the other 38%... by burntsigil · · Score: 0

    I'm on dial-up because I CAN'T get anything else. I live in a rural area where the population is so low that neither the phone company nor the cable company feel it's worth the cost to upgrade the equipment to allow us to get broadband.

  186. Re:Kinda OT: I guess none of them can ever use lin by JamesP · · Score: 1

    Actually, most winmodems now are so crappy that they are better supported under linux because they use the AC97 circuits.

    And when I needed to make a winmodem work in linux, it wasn't that difficult (but again, I only tried it once)

    Also, I second the whole 'get a real modem' thing, they are cheap today.

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  187. Technophobia or old fashioned ignorance by BlueF · · Score: 1

    I imagine many people didn't see much use for the telephone over snail mail or the motorized buggy over horse and cart. Their existing technology worked just fine for them at the time. While it's human nature to resist change and to stick with what we know, it's sad to think people actually "use" the internet on dial-up. Given that broadband can be provided for nearly the same cost as dial-up, it's entirely irrelevant if people "want" broadband. As mentioned above, I don't suppose we need broadband "evangelicals", but it sure would be nice to see US broadband availability on par with other first-world countries!

  188. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Alioth · · Score: 1

    I thought all the electromechanical (Strowger) exchanges disappeared from the Western world by the early 1990s... where is this exchange? It's a veritable museum piece. Try to get a visit while it is still operational.

  189. Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the internet as it is today, if you have dial up, you don't belong on the internet.

  190. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was your reply to this? Did you ever actually reply, or do you play advocate the same with them as you do here, disappearing when someone lays it down on you? Curious minds want to know.

    Will,

    I have been expecting to see this kind of e-mail for quite some time now, but
    was hoping that maybe it would never come or that the negative postings would
    cease, but alas, it has and unfortunately, I have to agree with both Roger
    and Carolyn and I am sure that there are many others that are subscribed to
    the Clicker's General list that feel exactly the same way. I personally hatepolitics and am by no means a fan of Microsoft, but if people are happy with
    using Windows and the software that Microsoft supports, who am I to bash them
    for their decision. This posting about Vista, and others that you have made
    in the past, is very much like an evangelical Christian standing out in front
    of a Catholic Church on Saturday evening or Sunday morning telling all ofparishners that they are going to hell because they don't believe the way
    that the evangelical does. It never fosters good will and I doubt that any
    are ever converted using that tactic, just as few of the Clicker's members
    will be converted using yours.

    Is it appropriate to make such posts to the Clicker's general list? No, in my
    opinion it is not. No more so than posting a pro Vista message would be to
    the LInux SIG list or for that matter to the BRLUG lists. Is it appropriate
    to post a pro FOSS message in response to a message like "I want to watch a
    PowerPoint presentation but don't own a copy of MS Office." Sure that is
    appropriate and may even eventually move that person from Windows to Linux.

    I have invested a HUGH amount of time and a not so insignificant amount of my
    own money in trying to make this Linux SIG a success, as have a number of
    other people. I have volunteered to be on the radio show and have been a
    regular at the monthly instructors meetings. I have also gone to great
    lengths to build bridges between us and the club management and these efforts
    are starting to pay substantial dividends, but then we have an anti-Microsoftposting that undermines all of those efforts and makes the dollars spent seem
    to be in vein.

    I have no ax to grind or agenda other than to help those who are a wanting
    help to use and enjoy Linux the way that I do. I am not looking to save the
    computing world, I know that I won't make any money doing this, and genuinely
    don't care who gets the credit for whatever success the SIG may enjoy in the
    future, but I don't want the SIG to be any more of an uphill battle for me
    than it already is. I really don't need to do this. I have a good job. I
    already know how to do everything that I want to do with Linux. I just bought
    a new bike that I would love to be riding more but I have commitments with
    the SIG that take first priority. In fact, I will be missing an all day bike
    event this coming Saturday that I would love to attend and show off the new
    bike but because I have committed to do the Linux Day Open House, I won't be
    able to go. I hope that this commitment has not been made in vein.

    I ask that you post a public apology for the comments that you made and that
    you refreign from making any more in the future to the General List. If you
    wish to make such comments, then I ask that you limit them to the Linux SIGlist and to the BRLUG political list. Having said that, I would prefer that
    all negative postings be eliminated from the Linux SIG list. If it is notpositive, it has no place there, but then I am also not a list moderator.

    I am coping both Joe and Roger on this e-mail. You are free to include any or
    all of this e-mail in your apology to the General List membership as you may
    feel is appropriate.

    I look forward to seeing your very soon reply.

    1. Re:Question by willyhill · · Score: 1

      Hi AC -

      Do you have a link to this, if it is accessible (I know some of those mailing lists are not public).

      Thanks.

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    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.brlug.net/pipermail/newbies_brlug.net/2007-April/001636.html

      this was crossposted to the BRLUG newbies list, which is why you can get to it. the plot gets thicker after this, but alas the CCCC list is members-only.

    3. Re:Question by willyhill · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

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  191. ARRGGH! YOU BUNCHA BASTARDS!! by aqk · · Score: 1

    >> My grandmother refuses to upgrade to broadband even though it's an extra $5/mo because she's used it at my house and it loads too fast.
    ..Do my sisters need it? no. You can certainly browse the web and send/recieve email on dialup, so I really don't get this obsession over it. i really do not get this whole idea that the US sucks because of lack of broad band adaptation.
    >>I mean, I have broadband, and it's nice for what i do. But do my parents need it?

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    Arrggg! SHOOT THE LOT OF YOU MACINTOSH/LINUX HUGGING WEENIES!
    I live in the deep woods of Canada, yet only 12 Km from a bunch of DSLAMS.
    And on the US border too!
    Of course, in the even more primitive rural USA, conditions are far worse...
    But I'd just like to add that EVERYONE should have access to hi-speed. Like the folks in so-called "3rd-world" countries.
    Hellooo.. USA? Are you listening?
    Guess what: You are joinimg the "4th world". - Like Canada has already done.
    Wake up!
    If I were younger I'd be packing my bag and moving to India, like my kids are planning to do.

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  192. Re:unHappy World! by shivamib · · Score: 0

    Sure it does! At minimum you need the grass, a fine piece of paper and a cigarette lighter. In the event you find these acessories lacking, you can improvise with bread paper and your stove.

  193. Dial up needs to be phased out anyway by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    .. At least in areas where Broadband is available. I can understand if it's all you can get, but who would prefer paying $21.95 a month for dial up AOL when they can get DSL lite for not much more? The internet is no longer dial up friendly. Sites are loading themselves with content friendly only to fast connections. I think dial up plans should be replaced with a basic internet plan that should include a lower speed DSL with free dial up access for people who can't use the DSL in their area. Make broadband access mandatory for ISP membership and those who can't use it simply won't. And, when it becomes available in their area they can elect to connect the equipment and use it at no extra fee.

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  194. Re:Dialup is "good enough" if you're not an addict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great job! You insulted me and then agreed with my post! Troll harder next time.

    The crux of your post is that a "tech" person downloads service packs and uses SVN (and at home, of all places). Now, I can add "troll" to the list of words you do not understand. I sure hope nobody researching you online reads this. No! Wait a minute, they should know that Koiu Lpoi is stupid. Yeah, better to know.

  195. Methodology by Eideteker · · Score: 1

    Was this survey conducted on-line, or by phone?

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