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  1. Hacker Backup Services . . . on Google Has All My Data – How Do I Back It Up? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a sound business opportunity to me. You have your data hosted, but kinda sorta don't really trust the host service. Hire a hacker service that hacks your host service, and backs up your data, without the host service knowing. That way, if you and your host service get in a huff, you still have your data from your hacker service.

    But IBM has probably patented this already.

  2. Nokia App Store? on T-Mobile To Open App Store For All of Their Phones · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So I wonder what Nokia will have to offer in the way of an App Store in a couple of months when I plan to replace my N90 with an N96. Ideally, I'd like to be able to download stuff from http://maemo.org/, just like for my N800.

    But, no, that would be dreaming.

  3. How true ... on Why COBOL Could Come Back · · Score: 1

    Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.

    At my university in the early 80's, I did some FORTRAN programming on IBM mainframes. For the computer music stuff, we had to run it in batch mode, because of the CPU it munched up. That meant JCL. Yuck.

    I also learned working in a Unix environment. One guess which one was more fun.

    I recently did some work on z/OS on its Unix Systems Services. This still required me to muck around through some arcane TSO menus (um, 5.3 ... or was it 5.4?). Allocating a dataset and members? It just wants to make you want to hurl.

    I was amazed at how little this environment has changed. It was still a pain in the ass. No simple redirecting for stdin, stdout. You need some JCL.

    COBOL is not a problem. The environment that you have to use it in is.

    IBM will tell you that the "z" in z/OS means "zero time down". What it really means is zero fun for developers.

  4. Endangered species ... forced breeding!?! on Why COBOL Could Come Back · · Score: 1

    Hey, we seem to have more gorillas than COBOL programmers: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7544967.stm. I'm not exactly sure what that means.

    But endangered species seem to get sponsored forced breeding programs.

    I don't want to visualize that for COBOL programmers.

  5. Maybe they lost the source . . . ? on California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know that sounds absolutely idiotic, but an employee of a major European insurance company explained that exactly that happened to them with a COBOL application.

    Hell, with people losing laptops with critical data in the San Francisco Airport, why not?

    I just jested with him, and suggested that the programmers probably deleted it on purpose, because they were sick of maintaining the COBOL code.

  6. Open-source-related tramp stamp? on Getting Inked for Tux at OSCON · · Score: 1

    ... I shudder at the thought ...

    ... although, I probably would end up buying her a drink

  7. Nude Olympics on the Moon on Excerpt From Arthur C. Clarke's Last Work · · Score: 1

    Great time to be an IOC member. Prospective host countries always sponsor boozy sex romps to their homes for the decision makers.

    I think that the Moon folks have been planning this for a while. Just look at one of their "Teaser" advertisements for the Moon as the optimal location for the Olympics:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_on_the_Moon

    Hey, a free trip to the Moon for the IOC!

  8. Nokia N800/N810 with Maemo Mapper? on Microsoft Bets Big On Computing For the Car · · Score: 1
  9. ... the quality of the students ... on Ivy League Computer Science Curricula Exposed · · Score: 1

    I would say that the quality of the students is more important than the quality of the teachers. One of my profs once quipped:

    "Most students get the most out of this course from the lab exercises. Actually, they get the most out of their lab partners."

    The best researchers are not always the best teachers.

    Attending a highly selective university means that you are surrounded by other students who are a lot smarter than you are :-).

  10. ... but did Google inhale ... ? on Google Caught On Private Property · · Score: 1

    ... great, CNN has iReporters, now it seems that we have iCops as well ...

  11. Nokia needs to *advertise* the N800/N810 on TechCrunch Wants To Create an Open Source Tablet · · Score: 1

    I use my N800 on my commute to and from work on the train every day to watch TV/films. Battery life is no problem, because there are power outlets on the train.

    What I find amusing is that a lot of passengers will look at the thing curiously, then finally ask what it is. When I tell them, the usual response is something like, "I didn't know that Nokia makes something like that!"

    We know about it, but we also read Slashdot. I bet this thing would sell more if it somehow got Apple-like viral advertising.

    "Hey, Nokia, is my check in the mail?"

  12. String Theory Visualization! More Ds, please! on Consumer 3D Television Moving Forward · · Score: 1

    Wow! All that we need is another fistfull of Ds, and then we will be able to visualize String Theory!

  13. Re:Better not take any chances on Astronomers Claim Discovery of Earth-like Planet · · Score: 1

    ... just what I was thinking ... 5x Gravity == 5x Oil?

    Are their housing and banking industries about to collapse?

    Are their iPhones locked or bricked?

    How good are the ISPs there? (Any aliens reading this might want to chime in here)

    Does alien p0rn look like creepy Hentai stuff?

    ... and, of course, does the damn planet run Linux?!?!

  14. 10,000 years?!?! ... try 60 first! on Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    Ask the folks in Florida: http://www.540wfla.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=227698&article=3930301

    It seems that the 'guvament can't even handle informing people about hazardous materials sites from WW II.

  15. They are all busy ... on RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named · · Score: 1

    I am frankly surprised there has not been more of an uproar about this.

    ... maybe they are all still busy fixing their servers, and don't have time to post now?

  16. SCO owes a lot of folks an apology . . . on SCO Owes Novell $2.5 Million · · Score: 1

    ... a lot of minion, dweeb kernel programmers who worked on AIX and Linux were forced to give depositions on the matter.

    Even if you knew the whole thing was bullshit ... given the 'mericun legal system track record for microwaved microwaved cats and hot McDonald's coffee ... who the hell knows what could have happened ...

  17. A more realistic answer . . . on Amazonian Tribe Has No Word To Express Numbers · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they asked instead, "how many children do you have", or "how many people are there in that hut", they would most likely

    ... hear as the reply:

    "None of your god-damn business, you pesky anthropologist ... now get your ass out of my rain forest!"

  18. ... still seems like a bunch, to me ... on The State of R&D At HP, IBM, and Microsoft · · Score: 2, Informative

    is LEAN. How to get rid of American jobs.

    Hmmm ... then what about all this stuff: http://www.research.ibm.com/areas.shtml

    Or maybe IBM has secretly invented cell processor AI technology to produce scientific papers ... and "Dr. Who" Cybermen who present them at conferences ...

    Note to self: buy more tinfoil, IBM Cybermen are just like totally *everywhere* ...

    ... well, that stuff about american jobs ... by a sad coincidence, some folks used to call that "Operations Research"

  19. Relax, it's just a secret ingredient for Poutine! on 550 Metric Tons of Uranium Removed From Iraq · · Score: 1

    . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine . . . Yellowcake gives it that extra super-heavy-massive feeling in your stomach, that a normal combination of greasy fries, cheese and gravy alone just can't match . . . seriously, it's yummy . . .

  20. Re:Concentrated Water on There's a Sucker Converted Every Minute · · Score: 1

    Yes, but concentrated water, which contains a higher proportion than normal of the isotope deuterium, as deuterium oxide, or as deuterium protium oxide, can be used as fuel for the Universal TechTronics "Cool Fusion Reactor."

    If you lose power during a hurricane, one bottle can power your house for a couple of days.

    Probably.

  21. Ronco of the Digital Millenium . . .? on There's a Sucker Converted Every Minute · · Score: 1

    . . . gee, this story conjures up memories of Ronco ads for Ginsu's, Spiral Slicers, Pocket Fisherman's and *-O-Matics.

    "In Japan, the hand can be used as a knife!"

    "But this doesn't work on a digital television signal!"

    Maybe a really humongous Cool Surge might be the answer to global warming?

    Now that I have too much money to spend on high-tech gadgets that I don't need, I really feel the urge to buy a Spiral Slicer, and have a whack at a sack of potatoes . . .

  22. Not Gestapo, but Stasi 2.0 on Bavarian Police Can Legally Place Trojans On PCs · · Score: 1

    ... well, this certainly explains why all those Stasi 2.0 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi_2.0) stickers have shown up here, stuck up on stuff around the ranch . . .

  23. For those of us downstream on the dbx food chain on Intel Says to Prepare For "Thousands of Cores" · · Score: 1

    . . . thousands of cores are less than amusing . . .

  24. Teletype ASR33 . . . on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: 1

    http://www.vintage-computer.com/asr33.shtml . . . ah, the crisp, light touch . . . 7-bit ASCII paper tape on the side . . . made a racket like a meth'ed up Bart Simpson playing Whack-a-Mole . . . easy repairs with household scotch tape . . .

  25. . . . it's just a license plate DDOS attack on NC on WTF? NC Offers to Replace 10,000 License Plates · · Score: 1

    . . . evil forces are creating and distributing offensive expressions over the Internet for every combination of three letters, using the Storm botnet. Then, after multiple postings on various sites, enough to get googled up, the bots automatically send an irate rant to the NC DMV. Given the immense power of the Storm botnet, and the gullibility of the NC DMV, 27^3 should take no time at all, before there will be no more non-offensive license plates in NC at all.