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Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste

Smivs writes "How do we warn people 10,000 years in the future about our nuclear waste dumps? There is a thought-provoking essay in the The Guardian newspaper (UK) by Ulrich Beck concerning this problem. Professor Beck also questions whether green issues are overly influencing politicians and clouding our judgement regarding the dangers of nuclear power."

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  1. Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody knows that people in the future are afraid of Zeus.

    1. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by imipak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why not a huge granite sculture of a human skull with thee eye sockets?

    2. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by damburger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Future Hindus might consider it a holy site...

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    3. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two words: Indiana Jones. That prick will take your shit and bring it back into a museum or something.

    4. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't know he was a turd burglar!

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    5. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why not a huge granite sculture of a human skull with thee eye sockets?

      One of the official goals of the Yucca Mountain warning project is to prevent extra-terrestrials from accidental exposure (seriously). I don't think three eye sockets would necessarily mean much in that case.

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    6. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suggest a big BEWARE OF DOG sign. It works in my yard, and I think it can scale.

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    7. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Thiez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You'd think a species advanced enough to master interstellar travel would have invented the geiger counter.

    8. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that if anything shows how ridiculous this kind of thing is. It's just a bit of radioactivity, it's some ancient demon that must be kept sealed.

    9. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by MadKeithV · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you want to scale it, it should read "BEWARE OF THE GOD".

    10. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

      It worked for 2000 years (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Tragic_Poet) why not 10,000 :-)

    11. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Buried radioactive toxic waste is pretty tame compared to the various hazards of space and exploring unknown planets.

    12. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      But in this case it would be a three headed dog because of the radiation. I mean everybody knows not to mess with Cerberous (sp?). Well except Herculese.

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    13. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but once viewed in a mirror it just becomes confusing:
      "Dog eht fo eraweb".

    14. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ah, but this doesn't even bring in the question of Solarinite:

      "Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe. Explode the sunlight here and a chain reaction will occur direct to the sun itself and to all the planets that sunlight touches, to every planet in the universe. This is why you must be stopped. This is why any means must be used to stop you. In a friendly manner or as (it seems) you want it."

    15. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by MindKata · · Score: 1

      "Indiana Jones"

      Ok, to stop Indiana Jones types, then leave the most dangerous waste in an open heap on the surface. That way, everyone else will know to stay away from the pile of dead bodies and bones of Indiana Jones types.

      (A pile of dead bodies is universal code for, "Danger!, stay away from here!").

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    16. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Max mod points (if I had them that is but I'm apparently not sucking the right cock so I never get any) for the Plan 9 reference.

    17. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'd think a species advanced enough to master interstellar travel would have invented the geiger counter.

      Assuming, of course, that nuclear fuel exists on their home planet.

    18. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      You'd think a species advanced enough to master interstellar travel would have invented the geiger counter.

      You're right. there can only be three kind of civilizations:

      1. advanced enough to detect (a.k.a "steal") the radionuclides in the repository;
      2.same as us: smart enough to detect, not enough to use, the radioactive remains;
      3.primitive enough to not know radioactivity, but smart enough to detect, given time, what's obnoxious and what's useful, which pretty much covers all the rest, excluding the "clueless"; those would probably be eaten by pack wolves anyway.

      on a more serious note, I have my doubts that any radioactive source could pose a significant threat to an ancient civilization. not so long ago, more than half the working force was used in agriculture, i.e. dispersed over vast territories, so it defies comprehension that a number significant enough to threaten the species could congregate in the Yucca caves and get poisoned.

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    19. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by rapiddescent · · Score: 5, Funny

      (A pile of dead bodies is universal code for, "Danger!, stay away from here!").

      except for a bunch of wierdo kids, whose parents have defaulted on their mortgage and are looking for pirate treasure.

    20. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      Well, and Harry Potter...

    21. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you write "redrum" next to it?

    22. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by bobcat7677 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, I think we are a bit "smarter" then you think. Or else you are misinformed about how we use nuclear fuel. The "spent" fuel we store in our dumps is still highly radioactive and quite useful for powering stuff for years. The problem is that we have disallowed ourselves from further refining it to make it useful through the treaties meant to prevent the proliferation of nuclear weapons. I heard one researcher throw out figures that suggested we could run all the world's reactors for something like 300+ years on all the "waste" that is currently in dumps if we were allowed to recycle (refine it again).

    23. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by jambox · · Score: 1

      How do you know? Might be really dull out there.

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    24. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Eadwacer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here's a link to extracts from one of the original studies: http://downlode.org/Etext/WIPP/.
      Beck mentions them, but only gives a trivial example.

      On the other hand, if I recall correctly, one of the local Native American tribes said something like: "You don't need signs. If people wander into the area 10K years from now, we will warn them for you."

    25. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was going to say the best sign is:

      "FREE FUEL. WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE IT."

      "HELP YOURSELF"

      And, since too many caps are considered offensive by /.'s filter, let me add:

      fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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    26. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Joebert · · Score: 1

      I suggest a big BEWARE OF DOG sign. It works in my yard, and I think it can scale.

      Think about what would happen if China was the only survivor of a world war & lived underground for 9000 years before running out of food and surfacing to find more.

      Guess who gets the last laugh.

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    27. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by saider · · Score: 1

      Now you just gave the future a new religion.

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    28. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem is that we have disallowed ourselves from further refining it to make it useful through the treaties meant to prevent the proliferation of nuclear weapons.

      And to top it all off, the mix of plutonium isotopes produced by a fuel reprocessing reactor is unusable as nuclear weapons fuel. Warheads require minimum 93% pure Pu-239, which is produced by short-cycling uranium in a certain configuration of fission reactor. It was completely unnecessary to put a blanket ban on breeder reactors, as all that was necessary was to ban a certain type of breeder reactor. Jimmy Carter, a nuclear engineer, knew the difference but decided to appease the ignorant luddite anti-nuke crowd that made no distinction between nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants. By perpetuating the myth of "breeder reactor = nuclear warheads" from the executive office, he essentially saddled us with 30 years worth of dangerous nuclear "waste" that is really just nuclear fuel that's 90% unused.

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    29. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      How about "Flow Dab"?

    30. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....You'd think a species advanced enough to master interstellar travel ....

      would be immune to radiation. There is a lot more radiation in space than in a measly little nuclear wast dump.

      Besides that, even today, the majority of radioactive material that would have ended up in a waste dump 50 years ago, is recycled into more fuel and other useful things. In 1000 years, places like Yucca Mountain and other garbage dumps may mined for scarce resources.

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    31. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I'll give you fifty bucks right now for the rights to make a made-for-Scifi movie based on that premise. Mick Garris has already agreed to direct.

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    32. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by arminw · · Score: 1

      the sign should say; NEVER MIND THE DOG beware of owner

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    33. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by david.peace · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hasn't this "Warn the Future" thing been done to death?

    34. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Jimmy Carter, a nuclear engineer...

      This continues to be perpetuated, but it is inaccurate, at best:

      http://atomicinsights.blogspot.com/2006/01/picking-on-jimmy-carter-myth.html

      http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq60-14.htm

      Not trying to pick on you, as what you wrote was sensible, just tired of seeing this "President Carter, nuclear expert" myth.

      - T

    35. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. What makes you think they will even have a scientific culture remotely like ours, let alone a guy named Geiger.

    36. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Has anyone proposed a large stone door, with spaces for 9 jewels and/or ancient artifacts of some kind?

      Once we have that in place, we take the 9 items that open the door and put them in smaller secure facilities scattered around a largish area, but not too large... maybe the size of a smallish country, preferably somewhere with a couple of major towns within walking distance of each other.

      Give each site some kind of theme too... like maybe one has ice everywhere, or plants, or fire... oh, and in the rooms that actually contain the items, trap in a small population of dangerous animals and flood the place with low level radiation - something interesting should mutate.

      That should keep out just about everyone, except for "The Chosen One" who shows up 10 thousand years later. He'll round up the keys, go in and die, and everyone else will re-learn that the place is freakin' dangerous. There - a warning, easy as pie.

    37. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a huge granite sculture of a human skull with thee eye sockets?

      One of the official goals of the Yucca Mountain warning project is to prevent extra-terrestrials from accidental exposure (seriously). I don't think three eye sockets would necessarily mean much in that case.

      I'm sure any alien race with the technology to cross interstellar space and visit Earth would be advanced enough to have invented an equivalent to the Geiger counter.

    38. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      You have the right idea, but you need one more tweak. Make it appear as if there are only a few items to open the door (3 or 4 should do), but then, when The Chosen One (TM) shows up after having collected said artifacts, dramatically reveal the existence of the rest, and that he needs to collect them to really open the door.

      I mean, seriously. It's like you've only played the first third of any Zelda game. ;)

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    39. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by electroniceric · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although I was and still am a fan of Jimmy Carter, I think this is not too far from true:

      Jimmy Carter, a nuclear engineer, knew the difference but decided to appease the ignorant luddite anti-nuke crowd that made no distinction between nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants.

      but this is a bit of a stretch:

      By perpetuating the myth of "breeder reactor = nuclear warheads" from the executive office, he essentially saddled us with 30 years worth of dangerous nuclear "waste" that is really just nuclear fuel that's 90% unused.

      To believe the latter statement, you have to wholesale buy into the rosiest projections of the nuclear power industry about the efficiency with which they can use fuel.

      Frankly I was a bit disappointed by TFA. It's true that discussions about nuclear power have turned largely polemic, with the engineering-is-always-good and anti-GW crowds combining to claim that nuclear will save us if we just let it, and the knee-jerk-environmentalists and fatalists saying that nukes are just another for man to damage the planet and wipe himself. Lost in the shuffle is the fact that nukes have the prospect to be extraordinarily dangerous yet extraordinarily useful. I was hoping the article would talk about what it might take to get a real handle on the risks, rather than remark on what a shame it is people aren't considering the risks enough.

      The most cogent view I've heard on the subject in years is that the government should be in charge of any nuclear power plants since it's the one that's always going to end up with final responsibility for any problems. That's pretty compelling statement of the key risk, and one of the more frightening part of the nuclear question in the States is that we're supposed to trust GE and Westinghouse's "Ecomagination" flavor of the month to deliver safe nuclear reactors and then stand by them decade after decade to run them without accidents or piles nuclear waste ubernasties running loose. Then again, the government did a nice job putting waste into Simpsonesque barrels in Hanford and then dragging its little DOE feet on doing anything about it when it became clear than any answer would be neither profitable nor popular, and likewise losing barrels of waste in that Air Force base in Colorado.

      So that's the problem - what institution public or private is really going to be careful enough for long enough to be trusted to deal with making, using, and disposing of nuclear fuel? With good enough engineering regulations in place (and enforced), I believe that the plants themselves can be engineered not be deathtraps themselves, but it's the question of what to do with the materials where the estimation of risk is still pretty wide open. Nobody can agree whether Yucca Mountain is safe, so what's supposed to happen when 500 Yucca mountains are needed?

    40. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by khing · · Score: 1

      you mean assuming radioactivity exists on their home planet, which is a likely possibility.

    41. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Safe to say at this point that if they were the only survivors of a world war, it would be a nuclear war, and they would come out with Geiger counters in every hand....

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    42. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Actually we've gotten a bit better and could power the world for a few thousand years on the our supply of uranium. We don't consider it spent because it's all used up, rather it gets some plutonium building up on it and unlike some of the planned new gen reactors we need remove it (which is quite easy to do) but then we have some plutonium that we don't exactly need. The real solution is to make reactors which could burn the plutonium too and get use it to start getting rid of all these aged nuclear weapons we have lying around. Though, also using up the uranium and burning the plutonium directly would be great (but we have so many fricking old nukes we wouldn't get to the "spent fuel" for a long long time). Doing this is going to break the Uranium down even more and run into a lot of lighter and much more radioactive elements which are either going to burn directly in the same reaction or decay in a couple hours or days at most. Other than the gloves and reactor cores and everything else which is just tainted the rest can be burned pretty much. The high level waste isn't that much of an issue.

      In short, I doubt the people in the future will forget where all the fuel is stored.

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    43. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they would be more afraid of this.

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    44. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Write it on the moon! In American! And every other damn language on the planet.

      They ignorants will still dig in every damn spot looking for the fun dyed spandex of wealth and happiness!

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    45. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      I was just about to leave the same comment. Well done.

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    46. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by s0l1dsnak3123 · · Score: 1

      Why not post it on the internet? Slashdot would be a good start :)

    47. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by johannesg · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if I recall correctly, one of the local Native American tribes said something like: "You don't need signs. If people wander into the area 10K years from now, we will warn them for you."

      How many stories from 10K years ago do they have? In fact, how many stories from 10K years ago does humanity as a whole have?

      And of the very few stories that are so old that we don't know the exact age (but which might be old enough), of how many do we have any idea of what they mean? It is all magical animals, gods and spirits doing mysterious things, but none of it gives any clear indication where we might find good fuel sources.

      Shame really, we could use some.

    48. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      (A pile of dead bodies is universal code for, "Danger!, stay away from here!").

      for a short period, yes. A few thousand years or so. The challenge is to put up a sign that would last more than 100,000 years. A pile of dead bodies would only be recognisable as such for ... oh, not even a few thousand years. Maybe 10,000 years. After that, it would have worn away to be just a weird, phosphate-rich patch of soil. True the intensity of the radiation would have declined, taking it from mostly-harmless instantly-lethal levels to civilisation-destroying takes-decades-to-kill-you levels.
      Scenario 1 - 3000AD, Indiana 'Fry' Jones (and his sidekick Bender) wends his inept way through the Desert of Doom and finds a weird artefact laying on the ground in a grove of lush, if weird vegetation. (The "lush" is from the phosphate fertilizer a.k.a. bones ; the "weird" is from the radiation.) Scattered around are the extremely tattered remains of clothing. Bender picks up the weird, green-glowing, warm-to-the-touch artefact and sets off towards his home village. A hundred metres away, he starts to throw up ; another hundred metres and he collapses. Fifty metres further on, his rotting bones will remain.
      Scenario 2 - 12000AD, Indiana 'Grud' Metalwright, also travelling, finds no trace of the original body, or of Indiana 'Fry'. But he does find the artefact. Now it's glow can only be seen in a dark room, though it remains strangely warm to the touch. Obviously it's a holy relic of some sort. So 'Grud' takes it to the highest city in his homeland, garnering much favour from the priestly authorities in the process. For years the best minds in the country, perhaps in the continent, visit it to try to understand it's mysteries. One, possibly more, generations of the intelligentsia of a continent are reduced by the radiation poisoning, setting back the recovery of the continent, if not of the human race, by decades.
      While radioactive detritus may get less dangerous to individuals, it could become more dangerous to their societies.

      (You'll note that I'm assuming that any recovery of hom.sap from a presumed collapse of civilisation is going to take a lot longer than the first rise. This is due to all the easily-extracted resources - fossil fuels, metal ores in particular - having been extracted by us and our parents.)

      As a geologist, this designing signs that are going to remain legible (and hopefully, comprehensible) for hundreds of millennia is an interesting task. While you can be reasonably sure that certain areas are going to remain as continental interiors, you can't really rely upon drainage basins and therefore rivers as markers, and even then you're assuming that the people who're likely to stumble upon your radiation site are going to be capable or mapping the landscape to read your warning. Much though I dislike the idea of putting the shit of human pollution deep into the earth (because that is too close in appearance to "putting it away", when there is, of course, no place called "away"), I do fear that may turn out to be the best option. At least, while civilisations can even theoretically fall in a matter of mere decades. I'm not convinced by whats-his-name and his proposal for getting the stuff to melt it's own way down to arbitrary depths (errr, read Journal of the Geological Society, London, Vol. 157, 2000, pp. 27-36. "A new scheme for the very deep geological disposal of high-level radioactive waste"), but the idea of putting it down where it's going to be an extremely demanding job to recover it does have a reluctant air of inevitability.

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    49. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by strange_boy · · Score: 1

      Gordelpus!

    50. Re:Put a picture of Zeus on them. by gormanw · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you read about how the French do it, the total amount of waste from 30+years of nuclear power fits in one room. In the US, there is no effective nuclear waste recycling plan, thank you Jimmy Carter. If there were, Yucca mountain would provide enough capacity for the entire planet! I read a great series of articles at http://www.economicefficiency.blogspot.com/ that spell a lot of this stuff out.

  2. self-solving? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny


    I would think the increasing number of skeletal remains as one approaches the dump would be sufficient.

    1. Re:self-solving? by Amouth · · Score: 0

      the glowing might also be a clue - but you know people - it will jsut spark their imaginiation - and they will use that nice self warming metal as a bed warmer - and the glow as a night light

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    2. Re:self-solving? by Compholio · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would think the increasing number of skeletal remains as one approaches the dump would be sufficient.

      Actually, that would probably work - instead of putting a sign up with a skull and crossbones you could manufacture non-biodegradable human remains and use those as your "sign". (thus avoiding the confusion mentioned in TFA)

    3. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Insightful? Really?

      Note to mods: not everything you see on The Simpsons is accurate.

    4. Re:self-solving? by a_real_bast... · · Score: 1

      But then you'd have to figure out how to prevent them getting buried in deposition, which is just difficult.

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    5. Re:self-solving? by Compholio · · Score: 1

      But then you'd have to figure out how to prevent them getting buried in deposition, which is just difficult.

      If the waste is buried then just mount them all over the place on the top and sides of the container. You don't really care if it gets buried provided that when it gets unburied that people can still see that it's dangerous.

    6. Re:self-solving? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'd probably just figure it was some sort of ancient burial ground and build a Pet Sematary next to it.

    7. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, one could just write "Abandon hope all ye who enter here" in the entrance and forget all about it, no more need for silly human remains, future adventurers will take care of those for you.

    8. Re:self-solving? by Leonard+Fedorov · · Score: 1

      I believe he was refering to the use of radium paint of clock dails and such for its luminous properties before the dangers of radioactivity were understood.

      So yeah, insightful is about right.

    9. Re:self-solving? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      I would think the increasing number of skeletal remains as one approaches the dump would be sufficient.

      Radiation doesn't work like that. Also I'm not exactly sure what isotopes they're worrying about on a timescale of 10,000 years, the dangerous ones have shorter half lives, and the most dangerous ones have only a few decades.

      Also the stuff isn't going to be lying around (if the eco-nuts will actually let us bury it so it's not lying around), so signs won't be so important. Having it encased in concrete and in a solid form will do the trick.

      I agree with her that politicians are being clouded by anti-nuclear propaganda. They're wasting their breath trying to get backing for solar and wind power (except as token gestures by politicians), if it's expensive it'll never be used widely. Nuclear is the best realistic option by far.

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    10. Re:self-solving? by Mike89 · · Score: 1

      Besides, we all know skull and crossbones means buried pirate treasure :)

    11. Re:self-solving? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Damn nosy archaeologists will start digging it all up, and dying of radiation poisoning. Thats the real cures of the mummy, hair loss and shiting blood.

    12. Re:self-solving? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > have to figure out how to prevent them getting buried in deposition

      [Insert "lawyer joke about being buried in depositions" that I'm too stupid to come up with.]

    13. Re:self-solving? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      How about, if they do not figure it out, they die. That's at least the rule of mother earth wrt lava flows and similar. Whatever spews out of a volcano, it is not exactly labeled either.

      Finally, did we find our uranium deposits with a warning sign? How about mercury? No. They are just scattered all over the earth. A lot of it is in coal which we burn and end up polluting everything (hence the mercury warning on basically ALL lakes now). We know that yet ignore it.

      I don't know what is this fascination with nuclear waste we have here - maybe influence of 1960s sci-fi movies. If we treated it on same danger as other pollutants, we would just wait 20 years for the fast stuff to disappear then probably dump the rest of the pile in some landfill or burn it so it spreads around evenly. At last that's what we are doing with most of the other, more dangerous stuff.

      Ignorance is bliss, at least to the public it seems.

    14. Re:self-solving? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      you are correct that and the natural heat put out by the decay of plutomium (my spelling is bad)

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    15. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Really?

      Note to mods: Whining is never insightful.

    16. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would dump some radioactive waste on the site. That way everybody can detect the danger when a Geiger-Muller detector, built-in in their Nokia 869543085610 mobile phone, starts to beep...

    17. Re:self-solving? by Aetuneo · · Score: 1

      Burn toxic waste and spread it around easily. Toxic waste, with a half-life of thousands of years, which would render land uninhabitable. And which often takes dust form, blowing around, and rendering more land uninhabitable. Which gives people cancer, causes birth defects, and is almost impossible to get rid of. Which gets into the water supplies and contaminates more land, which gets into the ocean and kills fish. I have no words with which to describe your stupidity. None. No words suffice. Please go die to avoid further contamination of the human race.

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    18. Re:self-solving? by Scaba · · Score: 1

      How about a big sign that says "Watch out for Snakes"?

    19. Re:self-solving? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Burn toxic waste and spread it around easily.

      Sounds like you're talking about a coal plant. Mercury, lead, arsenic, all that fun stuff.

      Toxic waste, with a half-life of thousands of years, which would render land uninhabitable.

      Lead, Mercury, and arsenic don't have halflives. They'll be as dangerous a million years in the future as they are today.

      And which often takes dust form, blowing around, and rendering more land uninhabitable.

      Lead can be powdered, Merucy can vaporize, then there's things like acid rain and such.

      Which gives people cancer, causes birth defects, and is almost impossible to get rid of.

      Coal power can also lead to Brain Damage, Asthma, heart attack/stroke, etc...

      Which gets into the water supplies and contaminates more land, which gets into the ocean and kills fish. I have no words with which to describe your stupidity. None. No words suffice. Please go die to avoid further contamination of the human race.

      Like coal power plants currently do.

      Like it or not, nuclear power is FAR more enviromentally friendly than most of the alternatives. At least with nuclear power we contain the waste rather than spewing it into the enviroment.

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    20. Re:self-solving? by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The GP says that if we treated toxic waste the same way we treat much more dangerous pollutants we would burn the stuff. Then he chides the public for their ignorance. After which you appear and ask him to die for his "proposal" which is a strawman set up by you.

      Sometimes I think calling the public "ignorant" is too kind...

    21. Re:self-solving? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I agree, I don't see why this is such a big deal.

      All we need to do is bury and seal the stuff so people can't easily get in.

      Say we screw up big time and billions of people die blah blah blah, and in 10K years a few people dig their way in, get exposed to toxic waste and die. It's not like millions of people will die because of that. Hard to imagine a long queue of people lining up to expose themselves to the waste.

      So how about we focus on not getting billions of people killed instead? Let's get some priorities straight here.

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    22. Re:self-solving? by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...which would render land uninhabitable....

      maybe for people only. The land around Chernobyl is apparently teeming with wildlife. Dump the nuclear waste in a wildlife sanctuary and put up signs for people to keep out.

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    23. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10,000 years after the fall of civilization skulls replace gold as currency. Ugh find a vast field of skeletons circling a sign which indicates more skeletons and points downward. Shovel in hand Ugh runs into the field and starts digging under the sign. Suddenly Ugh vomits up blood. Hmmm, must of been from the road kill I had for breakfast he ponders as he gleefully digs towards the treasure below.

    24. Re:self-solving? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      Rig them up with some robotics or something (and some manner of power source . . .) so they periodically crawl around to stay above ground. The skeletons will be even scarier if they wiggle around on their own.

    25. Re:self-solving? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Have you never seen any episodes of Time Team?

      Acheologist 1 : We found lots of human remains in trench number 2.
      Arceologist 2 : Ok, lets put in 5 new trenchs and increse the depth by 4 metres and see if we can ubcover the mystery of who these people are and how they died.

    26. Re:self-solving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in all seriousness though, writing on twinkies would work.

    27. Re:self-solving? by multi+io · · Score: 1
      You can burn chemical toxins like arsenic, cyanide, or nerve agents because their toxicity stems from their electron shell configurations, which can be influenced by chemical reactions like burning (when in doubt, just expose the stuff to temperatures above 5000 K or something to crack all molecule bounds).

      You can't burn nuclear waste this way because radioactivity originates in the atomic nuclei, which won't be changed by anything except natural decay, direct neutron bombardment, or temperatures above 100,000,000 K.

  3. We don't by Rah'Dick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Simple: we don't. Future generations of 10.000 years will probably have the means to detect radioactive sites from the other end of the galaxy. And mabye they'll even have the means to dispose of them quickly and safely. So why warn them? We should be more concerned about how to warn people in the more near future, like 200-500 years...

    1. Re:We don't by silentrob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple: we don't. Future generations of 10.000 years will probably have the means to detect radioactive sites from the other end of the galaxy. And mabye they'll even have the means to dispose of them quickly and safely. So why warn them? We should be more concerned about how to warn people in the more near future, like 200-500 years...

      Try answering the question without assuming that we managed to avoid having to go back to the stone age due to war, plague, famine, etc.

      Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

    2. Re:We don't by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're assuming that progress continues and that we somehow don't blow ourselves up and have to start over.

    3. Re:We don't by Captain+Hook · · Score: 3, Interesting

      actually I see it the opposite way round.

      In the short term (200-500 years), there is less chance of a industrial breakdown which might hamper our ability to detect radiation, and even if it does, I think our language will still be close enough to catch the gist of a warning sign (which should also still be intact if not exposed to the weather).

      In the long term, chance of a complete technological break down is increased (although I suppose the chance of a recovery and relearning the necessary skills is increased as well) and there is a good chance language will have changed sufficiently to make understanding any sign we leave now a mystery (assuming a sign we leave could last 10000 years).

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    4. Re:We don't by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Your certainty is impressive, can I borrow your crystal ball?

    5. Re:We don't by baker_tony · · Score: 2

      WTF?! I don't get this, Do people think that a hole is dug in the ground, nuclear waste is pored in and then you shovel dirt back over the top and it's never inspected ever again?
      There's whole freaken complexes built under mountains containing this shiit in sealed drums and is able to be reprocessed when we know how! I'm pretty sure there's a sign at the front door as well saying something along the lines of "nuclear waste stored here, don't fuk with it if you don't know what you're doing and you don't wanna get shot"
      This is a fuken stupid Slashdot article.

    6. Re:We don't by njfuzzy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I was thinking something similar, though I suspect it's about slightly more sophisticated logic. Something like this...

      If our ancestors are sufficiently technologically advanced, they are overwhelmingly likely to have technology to detect and/or dispose of nuclear waste far more efficiently than we are. In this case, we don't need to warn them.

      On the other hand, if our ancestors aren't sufficiently technologically advanced (to do the steps above) then they are also overwhelmingly likely not to have survived 10,000 years on a planet with global warming and 10,050 years of nuclear waste. In that case, we don't need to warn then.

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    7. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow! We've got some long-lived ancestors! None of mine made it past 80-90 years old. My decendants, on the other hand....

    8. Re:We don't by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Satellites can do this now. How do you think we detect who's developing nuclear power? It can't be the bunglers at the CIA. It's a bit of a non-issue, a conjecture better discussed in pubs.

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    9. Re:We don't by Tacvek · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course, there is little reason to worry about the long term if we use an intelegent reactor design.

      The Integral Fast Reactor design's only waste products have a half life of 90 years or less, or 211,100 years or more. The latter components clearly give off very little radiation per unit time, so they can basically be ignored. It is the other components that give off significant radiation. However, within 200 years the waste radiation levels are no greater than that of natural ores. This means that it is reasonably safe to just bury it.

      The design has other advantages too:

      1. Fuel does not need to be precisely shaped, but can be cast into the correct shape
      2. It is easier to make weapons-grade fuel from natural uranium than from the fuel. The waste contains no actinides so is worthless for creation of nuclear weapons. This means the reactor is really not a proliferation concern.
      3. Because spent fuel is reprocessed in site to extract the non-spent components from it, the total amount of waste produced is tiny compared to the more common reactor designs

      Of course, there are a few downsides, the most notable is the fact that the plant would have higher construction costs than most, and would have higher cost per kilowatt than most.
      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integral_Fast_Reactor for more information on this reactor design.

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    10. Re:We don't by damburger · · Score: 1

      You are singing the same tune as me. On top of handing over a second term to Bush, I despite Senator Kerry for leading the charge to cancel this plan. Not that it would've affected me much if it had continued; the proliferation crap would've been raised as a reason not to allow the technology to leave the US.

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    11. Re:We don't by laederkeps · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My first thought on the subject was "Intricate graphics", like drawings of people exposed to danger in some material that doesn't deteriorate heavily with time.

      Two problems immediately spring to mind.

      First: The signs themselves might be valuable (think copper, brass, etc), and left out in the open for hundreds (perhaps thousands) of years they will certainly not stay attached to the ground. It's the way humans work.
      Fine, let's imprint this on the vaults far underground that we don't expect a "primitive" civilization to be able to reach. Make it really hard to get inside them. Leave no apparent entrance, seal the whole thing with concrete riddled with these warnings in all conceivable and redundant ways to make sure we get the message across.

      Second: What we depict in the signs (Say, somehow making an invisible lethal force apparent, somehow showing that while nothing seems to be there it will kill you nonetheless) might not be interpreted as we expect it to.
      Perhaps it will be seen as some sign from god instead of a warning from older civilizations (Don't look at me like that, you know it will be taken as the word of a higher being by at least some future nutcase with or without an agenda).
      Perhaps it will be ignored completely as either a fake or a deterrant.
      Anything worth protecting with an invisible magical curse is worth prying open and stealing! Remember the pyramids? Monkey see, monkey want, monkey take.

      Personally, I don't think we can "protect" our future tomb raiders from what we've hidden in these "treasure chambers" in any way other than to first ensure they receive all the information we have amassed about anything from biology to physics. Make sure that is stored in a more accessible (but still safe in the event of disasters/war/annihilation/etc) way that they will find when they are "ready". Multiple backups scattered across the globe, multiple formats that can be read with nothing but eyes and perhaps opposable thumbs to flip the pages.

      I think we will eventually be wiped out by our own enormous hostility, and eventually some other civilization, indeed some other lifeform, might "inherit" the earth. Why not give them a jump start?

    12. Re:We don't by maxume · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of spent fuel is currently stored on site at the reactor where it was burned. There are rumblings of plans to concentrate much of that waste into long term underground storage, in a glassified state. The glassified waste is not suitable for reprocessing for both mechanical and chemical reasons.

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    13. Re:We don't by grep_rocks · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nuclear waste is a resource, it is radioactive! which means it has stored energy... it is not something to be squirreled away for eternity - it is an energy source for the future - currently it can be burned in breeder reactors in CANDU reactors - the whole concept of storing nuclear waste for ever is ill concieved, it will be used, we should treat it as such.

    14. Re:We don't by oneal13rru · · Score: 1

      Yeah, seems like with a new chunk of the next generation being born daily, they get the information, pass it on to their kids, and so on... maybe not in QUITE a tribal manner, sitting around the campfire telling legends, but seriously... unless we expect to somehow turn into a post-apocalyptic world sometime in the near future, and lose all records of everything, I can't see this really being a huge issue.

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    15. Re:We don't by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try answering the question without assuming that we managed to avoid having to go back to the stone age due to war, plague, famine, etc.

      In that case, who cares?

      They won't have the ability to get 500ft underground, to penetrate 10ft thick steel/concrete walls, or to open the individual containment vessels (designed to withstand a cargo aircraft crash).

      You don't need to worry about both ends of the question. Either future people will know what they've found, or won't have the ability to find or access it.

      And even if they could - If we end up reverting to a stone age culture, we really don't deserve to share this planet, so let 'em all die of radiation poisoning from playing with the pretty glowy powder.

    16. Re:We don't by clodney · · Score: 1

      I agree with the sentiments many others have expressed.

      If we don't assume a post apocalyptic world, anyone coming across these old dumps is going to be technologically savvy enough to realize what they have found and take appropriate precautions.

      If we are in a post apocalypse world, the people living in that world probably have so many other means of finding a messy and painful death that long abandoned waste dumps are probably not a significant risk factor in their lives. Kind of like worrying about lead paint in your cave and not the sabretooth tiger between you and fresh water.

    17. Re:We don't by papershark · · Score: 1

      The fact that a technological society has buried something in a catacomb that deep and that strong isn't warning enough?

    18. Re:We don't by luzr · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe it is just me, but IF future generations are going back to stone age rather than to stars, I just do not care about them. In that case, humanity failed and should leave. And as for the possibility of development of other sapient species, 10.000 years is nothing.

    19. Re:We don't by budgenator · · Score: 1

      More likely Yellowstone will pop it's cork and bury every nuclear waste repository in North America under an extra hundred feet of shielding volcanic ash

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    20. Re:We don't by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to be concerned about nuclear sites in the near future either.

      Our species is quite good at keeping historical records and other sorts of documentation. We have access to records written many centuries ago right now.

      If we devolve to a state where we are unable to read today's and tomorrow's records, nuclear sites will be the least of our problems.

    21. Re:We don't by npfscayle · · Score: 0

      If our ancestors are sufficiently technologically advanced, they are overwhelmingly likely to have technology to detect and/or dispose of nuclear waste far more efficiently than we are. In this case, we don't need to warn them.

      On the other hand, if our ancestors aren't sufficiently technologically advanced (to do the steps above) then they are also overwhelmingly likely not to have survived 10,000 years on a planet with global warming and 10,050 years of nuclear waste. In that case, we don't need to warn then.

      Dont you mean descendants?

    22. Re:We don't by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Simple: we don't. Future generations of 10.000 years will probably have the means to detect radioactive sites from the other end of the galaxy. And maybe they'll even have the means to dispose of them quickly and safely.

      I'm a little more cynical about our prospects.

      I figure in 10,000 years we'll have pretty much either wiped ourselves out completely, or have left ourselves in a really bad state and barely hanging on above stone-age levels. I figure we'll either we'll use up all of our resources/pollute ourselves out of existence, or some mad fucker will start setting off nukes.

      I don't really hold out much hope that we can go another 10,000 years or so and reach this technical utopia which will solve all of our problems and see us zipping around the galaxy.

      We can't seem to handle conflict and using the resources we have now, and it's getting worse.

      If we want to survive as a species for another 10,000 years, we need to start doing something about it now instead of hoping that some people in the future will be able to come up with a solution and therefore we don't need to worry about it.

      In the end, I won't be around in 10,000 years, so I'll never know. I'm just far more cynical about the ability of future generations to have the resources and wherewithal to come up with that mythical set of technologies which is going to fix everything we don't know how to do anything about now.

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    23. Re:We don't by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Try answering the question without assuming that we managed to avoid having to go back to the stone age due to war, plague, famine, etc."

      If that happens, why care about warning them? The solution for high mortality in primitive societies is to have large litters.

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    24. Re:We don't by DShard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can't agree more. People don't realize that we already have technology which can utilize 95% of what we consider nuclear waste to produce more electricity. Even better is what is left won't be dangerous after a few decades. The mentality behind this effort is simple FUD to keep us from creating more nuclear power. It's shameful neo-Ludditism.

    25. Re:We don't by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. The Ancient Egyptians, Ancient Chinese, and pretty much every other ancient civilization buried vast stores of shinies in deep strong catacombs. They also threw in some dead people, but an enlightened person of 12,008 AD isn't scared of ghosts.

    26. Re:We don't by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

      Even if they were technologically capable of detecting it easily, my guess is that if we do survive that long, it'll be because we've gotten smart enough to quit nuking stuff and have found better, cleaner methods than nuclear power.

      If this is the case, it's not really reasonable to think they'll randomly expect that Vault 13 will suddenly have a giant radioactive thing glob right next to it a million feet underground. Expecting everyone to be carrying around detectors every time they built something or dug a big hole (for whatever reason they need big holes in the ground) would be like each of us to randomly be testing all the time for decayed loincloths carrying unexpectedly active 10,000 year-old strains of deadly viruses before we built a building.

    27. Re:We don't by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      ITYM "descendants"

    28. Re:We don't by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      On top of handing over a second term to Bush, I despite Senator Kerry for leading the charge to cancel this plan.

      The only part of Bush's 2000 platform which I both liked and thought that he might push in office was more investment in nuclear power. However, even with a Republican majority in the House and Senate, not a damn thing was done about it. Now, McSame is pushing for nuclear power. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me every election cycle, then I must be a Republican voter.

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    29. Re:We don't by Rick+Bentley · · Score: 1

      No, no they wont. They will be monkeys. Our descendants will blow up the world and then monkeys will evolve to ride horses and throw spears and use nets and tal... GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

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    30. Re:We don't by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Future generations of 10.000 years will probably have the means to detect radioactive sites from the other end of the galaxy.

      Your are assuming that human knowledge will progress in the next 10,000 years. Humans have a tendency to regress in our knowledge every few hundred years. It's during these periods that we need to worry.

      Some believe that civilization is on the verge of one of these regressions right now. The parent post might be alluding to this.

      We should be more concerned about how to warn people in the more near future, like 200-500 years...

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    31. Re:We don't by Deadplant · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is not the case here in Canada.
      All the 'spent' fuel from our reactors is still being stored 'temporarily' in pools of water on the reactor sites.
      I don't think it is the case in the USA either.
      Folks are still battling away trying to come up with a long term storage site and system.
      The 'under a mountain' (yucca mountain or something like that?) plan was the leader last time i checked.
      It is still a long way from actually happening.

      I can understand your confusion though. The 'bury it under a mountain' plan has been 'a decade away' for 50 years.

    32. Re:We don't by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      You're right, but there are lots of different reactor types all with different advantages regarding clenliness, cost efficiency, fuel effeciency, proliferation concern, etc.

      People who refer to "nuclear power" and pick and choose the worst figures for all the different types are ignorant or deliberately misleading.

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    33. Re:We don't by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

      Breeder reactors produce Plutonium, which can be used to make A-bombs - politically we (as a country) have decided not to go that way for non-proliferation reasons - hence the admistrative hurdles to building one - technically there is no issue, breeder reactors have been built and they work - I am pretty sure people will reconsider once mined uranium becomes scarce enough or we get sick of so much nuclear waste lying around... BTW plutonium can be burned in CANDU nuclear reactors so you can get rid of it that way....

    34. Re:We don't by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1
      People in the future might get a clue and manage nuclear power correctly instead. The reason this 'waste' is dangerous is because of the available energy it possesses. It still has over 90% of its energy producing capability and we're burying it!

      It the future it'll be re-processed and used in breeder reactors until only short-half-lived products remain! Those won't be a danger for tens of thousands of years.

      ...Unless we have an Idiocracy develop (might be probable considering the way TV is heading, and our current government's managing skills).

      As a side note, the levels at which radiation is first considered 'dangerous' by the EPA, NRC, etc is ridiculously low and is another political/money-grubbing issue. The LNT was a stopgap that was never meant to be realistic, but now it's being used as a way to get billions for cleaning up radiation levels that would be safe to EAT! (Note I'm not talking about the high-level stuff here)

    35. Re:We don't by LQ · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's shameful neo-Ludditism.

      Quite right too. We don't want any of this newfangled neo-Ludditism. Let's stick to good old-fashioned Luddism that we know and understand.

    36. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We developed the technology to dig 500 feet well before we learned what radiation poisioning was.

    37. Re:We don't by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      They might be more willing to dig down if there are a bunch of ancient structures playing up the whole death aspect, think Egypt in the 20's. The best way to deal with it is to put it in a place where there are no resources and make the top look exactly like everywhere else. The odds of someone randomly digging down 500 ft. in the middle of nowhere when there's no oil or other things is zero.

    38. Re:We don't by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that case, who cares?

      They won't have the ability to get 500ft underground, to penetrate 10ft thick steel/concrete walls, or to open the individual containment vessels (designed to withstand a cargo aircraft crash).

      They probably will eventually. If we're asking what will happen if we blow ourselves back to the Stone Age, well then that assumes we have survived, and humanity goes on. Humanity will learn, just as it always has. Humanity will progress from its new Stone Age to its new Bronze Age. They will learn how to work metals, and over time they will eventually learn how to dig into the ground to find more metals. Maybe even learning to harness some chemical reactions to make the job easier. Think of it this way -- a mid-1850s level society would be perfectly capable of digging that far into the ground and cutting through the barriers, but would have no idea what radiation is or what its dangers are.

      Time doesn't stand still. We can't assume our society will last forever, and we can't assume that if that happens that no new society will develop, or that it will forever remain primitive. And especially with all the artifacts that will be left behind by the current civilization to serve as examples, 10,000 years is a long time for that to happen.

      So what we should really do to warn off any future peoples is not try to create some language-less warning that will be ignored like every other symbolic "stay out, death awaits" warning found on an ancient tomb. No what we need to do is leave a Rosetta Stone, a durable and static writing that holds the same text in many different languages, so that any future scholar is likely to be familiar with at least one of them. And the text should be a lengthy and detailed description of what is inside the vault, not in vague scary terms, but in precise and scientific terms.

      If we tell them exactly what the material is, exactly what its dangers are, and what precautions are necessary to avoid them, that will work a thousand times better than any "Don't look in the secret vault of mystery, trust us" style of warning.

      And even if they could - If we end up reverting to a stone age culture, we really don't deserve to share this planet, so let 'em all die of radiation poisoning from playing with the pretty glowy powder.

      Yeah, I'm sure that at its height some Romans felt that should their civilization fall, humanity was a lost cause. I'm not so ready to condemn far-flung future generations for the sins of their ancestors. I think they deserve their own shot, without us cynically placing land mines for them.

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    39. Re:We don't by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Well, if the world reverts back to the Stone Ages it'll probably be via a nuclear holocaust, in which case concerns about nuclear waste buried in a desert would be singularly misplaced.

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    40. Re:We don't by nfk · · Score: 1

      If our ancestors are sufficiently technologically advanced

      Wait, at what point did time travel creep into the conversation?

    41. Re:We don't by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      This is a silly as planing an Interstellar Space Flight.

      It is POINTLESS to plan for ANYTHING that extends beyond our lifetime because we simply aren't developed enough to think on those timescales.

      We've done pretty well for ourselves planning for the foreseeable so far. Why change courses now.

      This whole thing about 'Warnings for future generations' crap is nothing but the Anti-Nuclear nuts attempt to make a mountain out of a mole hill. THEY are the ones talking about shit 10,000 years into the future to try and scare people NOW into siding with them.

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    42. Re:We don't by nekokoneko · · Score: 1

      Simple: we don't. Future generations of OVER 9000 years from now will probably have scouters to detect radioactive power levels from the other end of the galaxy.

      Fixed.

    43. Re:We don't by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 1

      This is assuming said future generations possess our current level of technology. I'm not sure if that's a safe bet at all.

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    44. Re:We don't by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      "Fool me once... shame on... shame on you... it fooled me; you can't get fooled again."

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    45. Re:We don't by bradbury · · Score: 1

      The idea is right, the execution is problematic. You need to go study a bit more nuclear physics. Breeder reactors only breed plutonium when fueled primarily with U-238 or Th-232. They are not what much of our nuclear waste is composed of. Much, particularly of the higher volume of nuclear waste, is (or will be) composed of decomissioned reactor materials (cement, steel, etc.). The spent nuclear fuel rods are supposed (or can be) reprocessed to separate them into specific isotopes which can be reconstituted into safe nuclear fuel.

      It significantly helps if we get "real" molecular nanotechnology (hopefully in 20-40 years), as that allows "single-proton massometers" (Nanomedicine Vol. 1, Sec. 4.4.3) to be manufactured. Highly parallel arrays of these would allow the complete inexpensive separation of radioactive matter streams (as mass-spec machines currently allow at a somewhat higher cost) which in turn would allow highly precise breeding of specific isotopic matter streams using proton or neutron beams (rather than breeder reactors which tend to scare people).

      There is no reason that a mixture of radioactive and non-radioactive atoms (nuclear "waste") cannot be separated out and manipulated into an entirely non-radioactive set of isotopes. If we are clever enough about it (and energy is in short supply) we may be able to cost effectively do this such that more energy can be produced from the outputs than is consumed to manipulate the inputs.

    46. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we go back to the stone age due to war, plague, or famine, then a nuclear waste dump far underground beneath the Canadian shield will be the least of our concerns. In my opinion, if we regress to that state of affairs I think we deserve no less than extinction anyway.

    47. Re:We don't by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

      Sorry for not studying enough nuclear physics - I got my PhD in particle physics, so forgive me for my ignorance - however, uranium fuel rods are not fully enriched, U238 is the most common unranium isotope in spent (or even unspent) enriched nuclear fuel - so MOST of the uranium (~95%)in any nuclear reactor IS U238 - the spent nuclear fuel rods from conventional nuclear reactors can be used in the breeder blanket of the reactor, the fuel rods can be burned down in conjunction with reprocessing to relatively short lived isotopes... right now we have swimming pools full of spent fuel rods sitting around at nuclear reactors waiting to go to Nevada - that is what people typiclly think about when they talk about nuclear waste... materials like radioactive concrete and steel are produced at a much lower rate (like once every 50 years when you decomission a reactor), I would have to look up what are the common half-lifes of materials produced in concrete and steel are but I suspect they are not as big a problem as the spent uranium fuel rods... from my admittedly anecdotal experience at BNL we had lots of concrete sheilding blocks and beam stops that never had any serious radiation issues, but I am not sure I can accuratly compare the exposure levels to that of a nuclear reactor core... finally good luck with your molecular nanotechnology - I am sure that will solve all of the world problems (not) - nanotechnology already exists - it is called Biology - in any event it is not needed to deal with spent fuel rods...

    48. Re:We don't by ninjagin · · Score: 1

      He's also assuming we won't have to deal with those damn, dirty apes.

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    49. Re:We don't by bradbury · · Score: 1

      Ok, my bad for not check your profile. But IMO, the major problem regarding nuclear waste is the long-lived isotopes present at low abundances in either the fuel rods due to nuclear fission (rather than neutron breeder reactions) and the nuclear waste which will come from reactor dismantlement.

      To separate out the low abundance but long lived and high dangerous isotopes will benefit from molecular nanotechnology. (As you point out, you are a particle physicist and likely do not personally know Eric Drexler, Ralph Merkle, Robert Freitas and Josh Hall). So you might be as ill-equipped to comment on the topic as I am ill-equipped to comment on the difference between the bottom quark and the top quark. Though I will point out that nanotechnology was largely envisioned by the rather famous particle physicist Richard Feynman.

      The fuel rod problem will sooner or later be dealt with fuel rod reprocessing as France and Russia now do. It is simple stupidity that it is not being adopted by the U.S. at this time. Economic considerations and the eventual exhaustion of inexpensive uranium resources will change that mentality. IMO, the lifetime of unreprocessed fuel rods is less than 100 years. If that is an accurate assessment then much of the problem of storing such fuel rods in Nevada becomes moot and the problem should focus on how one makes long lived radioactive (and dangerous) isotopes non-radioactive at lowest cost. I am under the impression that several proposals related to this have been worked on at Los Alamos and Sandia and we are in the midst of political stalemates not technical show stoppers.

    50. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try answering the question without assuming that we managed to avoid having to go back to the stone age due to

      war, plague, famine, etc

      religion.

    51. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we go back to the stone age are you assuming that we are also mentally idiots and can't comprehend any technology that is laying around all over the damn place?

      Because if you are then how could we POSSIBLY warn them about dangers of nuclear waste? They might not even understand language or comprehend a skull and cross bone.

      What makes you think we would ever regress that bad though? even if humans were thinned out to almost nothing there would still be so much stuff around to learn from that we would probably become civilized and modernized extremely quickly.

    52. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This is asinine. How about we care about saving our asses in the next 50 years.

    53. Re:We don't by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert on breeder reactors, but I imagine that if they are the best alternative, stigma keeps people from buying nuclear waste. There are still Americans who literally believe the earth is flat, that astronomy is a fraud, that evolution is a lie. I think getting even fairly rational people to accept that buying nuclear waste isn't bad will take some time.

    54. Re:We don't by marhar · · Score: 1

      If we've been bombed back to the stone age, then the reinforced concrete cover should keep everyone out, right?

    55. Re:We don't by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Of course, there are a few downsides, the most notable is the fact that the plant would have higher construction costs than most, and would have higher cost per kilowatt than most.

      See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integral_Fast_Reactor for more information on this reactor design.

      The most significant flaw in the design of the IFR is the use of Sodium as a coolant which creates a situation for explosive sodium fires as the reactor ages due to the ingress of air into the system. Further the reactor design should last longer than 40 years, more like 1000 years and material sciences are not yet up to scratch to support that development. Currently reactors are looked at with them generating a returns over forty years, problem is most of the costs occur at the end of the reactors life cycle.

      There is enough 'waste' plutonium (70000 tons) to power the US for roughly 5000 years, so having a reactor system that can last that long would make sense. If these two main design issues could be solved it would look at lot more attractive as conversion of transuranics to fissile ash is a better way of dealing with the waste issues - and of course provides a path to nuclear dis-armament.

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    56. Re:We don't by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If it's going to be hot for 10,000 years, you're not burying waste. You're burying fuel. It would be far better to...use it.

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    57. Re:We don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see clearly now what's about to happen:

      "These !@#$%^&*() damned morons of the 20th & 21st!
      instead of keeping our planet a cool place to live,
      they just f*cked up with both nuclear and carbon"

      "On top of this, they filled all the areas of
      some natural beauty, with stupid driving signs"

      Pick your range(200,10000) years.

  4. Orr we could by clonan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Reprocess the waste, and then "burn" the long term waste off in breeder type reactors.

    We can get 10,000 year hazardous waste to 100 year hazardous waste....

    1. Re:Orr we could by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which we could then encase in leak proof containers and dump them in a subduction zone.

      Plenty of those around, so just dump it back in the Earth without having to guard it against earthquakes - in fact we'd like those to happen.

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    2. Re:Orr we could by damburger · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We could. In fact, we could do that right now using the Integral Fast Reactor, except that its apparently a proliferation risk. We are willing to give up probably the cleanest source of nuclear energy developed so far, just because we are afraid of petty despots and terrorists getting their hands on a nuke. We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

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    3. Re:Orr we could by confused+one · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thank you. And another possibility is accelerator driven subcritical reactors. Not only does it burn all of the fuel, it is safer -- turn off the particle accelerator and the reactor shuts down.

    4. Re:Orr we could by VdG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that it seems the best way of getting rid of it. It'll even be recycled eventually. The biggest stumblinng block for that at the moment is international treaties restricting disposal of hazardous waste at sea.

    5. Re:Orr we could by u38cg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I think we should get a big impregnable pit, and then fill it with some sort of long-lasting lethal substance which will stop anyone from going in there. How's that for a plan?

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    6. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

      How dare you talk about my George W. Bush like that! Oh wait...

    7. Re:Orr we could by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This leads to something I've always wondered.

      We have yet to achieve nuclear fusion that can "break even" and produce more energy than it consumes.

      But we have achieved relatively simple devices that do a very good job of generating neutrons (such as the Farnsworth Fusor). They operate at a net loss - But what if you use such a device to bombard fissionable material with neutrons? The idea is similar - The fissionable material would normally be sub-critical, you would effectively "turn it on" by turning on the fusion device.

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    8. Re:Orr we could by Tacvek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The IFR is not actually a proliferation risk. The Wiki notes that it is easier to enrich natural uranium than to create weapons-grade material from the fuel. And the waste has no actinides at all, making it worthless for nuclear weapons. The only reason it was killed was because keeping it around would give the appearance of not doing enough to prevent proliferation, rather than it being a real risk. In other words, it was killed for political reasons, not technical.

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    9. Re:Orr we could by mgblst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

      This is the way it has been up to this point, on this old planet of ours.

    10. Re:Orr we could by damburger · · Score: 1

      So we change. At one point slavery was a cultural norm in our societies, and we changed. At one point women were political, social and economic non-entities, and we changed. The idea of a fixed and constant human nature, against which it is futile to fight, is a tool of those clinging to the current order of things.

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    11. Re:Orr we could by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Proliferation is a political issue not a technical issue. Its basically a position that first world nations should keep nuclear technology to themselves, and for me has always held a nasty undercurrent of racism, or at the very least 'white mans burden'

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    12. Re:Orr we could by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I strongly object your use of such terms against Democrats and the environmentalist wackos. Al Gore INVENTED the internet you know.

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    13. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and Dems and Reps are unfortunately trying to outdo each other:

      Obama, who plans to visit Europe and the Middle East this month, said nuclear terrorism is "the gravest danger we face," and said he would seek to rally international support to place increased pressure on Iran and North Korea over their apparent nuclear ambitions.

      link

    14. Re:Orr we could by damburger · · Score: 1

      I would gladly hand hydrogen bombs over to Iran and North Korea if it would help the energy crisis. Khamenei and Kim both strike me as far too shrewed political players to risk their carefully built up positions by starting a nuclear war. Certainly neither are suicidal and neither is measurably more insane Stalin or Mao.

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    15. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not as if in the last 10,000 years, a single individual has led a large group of people to cause death and destruction to large numbers of people.

      Oh wait...

    16. Re:Orr we could by Mr.Ned · · Score: 1

      "Which we could then encase in leak proof containers and dump them in a subduction zone."

      Two problems:

      - Leak proof? Hah.

      - Subduction zone? The material that's subducted feeds volcanoes. You don't have to guard against earthquakes, just volcanoes that spew radioactive ash high into the atmosphere where it travels far and wide.

    17. Re:Orr we could by linuxpyro · · Score: 1

      fill it with some sort of long-lasting lethal substance

      You mean like Cheese Wiz (tm)?

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    18. Re:Orr we could by dargaud · · Score: 1

      accelerator driven subcritical reactors

      And you can also use it to burn dirty actinids by modulating the beam. And YES, it runs Linux ! I'm not kidding, I just booted the reactor I'm working on for the first time this afternoon !!! Of course there's no Uranium in it while I debug the bootloader, but it will, it will...

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    19. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are willing to give up probably the cleanest source of nuclear energy developed so far, just because we are afraid of petty despots and terrorists getting their hands on a nuke. We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

      I believe the problem is acquiring enriched uranium is the hardest part of constructing a nuclear weapon - some would say the only hard part.

    20. Re:Orr we could by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      We are also funding many of those we fear by using traditional power methods instead.

      All the "scary" middle eastern nations become "scarier" when oil is expensive.

      No longer do we hold power over there economy with sanctions, because oil being important, and somewhat scarce will always have buyers.

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    21. Re:Orr we could by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to know how Obama thinks he can put the super-criticality cat back in the physics bag.

      Once the math is done, it can't be un-done. If someone wants a nuke bad enough, they can build one.

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    22. Re:Orr we could by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      Been done before. Doesn't work.

      Remember all those Atari E.T. carts?

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    23. Re:Orr we could by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Huh? Racism? Really? You're bonkers. The reason we don't want to proliferate nuclear weapons is that as the number of entities with control over them increases the chance of an actual launch and use of one increases as well. It's science. It has nothing to do with racism. It does have to do with self preservation.

      On the other hand John Kerry was a moron to kill the IFR program and should be shot upon sighting.

    24. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um,That did not work for Paris Hilton, guys still sleep with her Ewwwy.

    25. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Khamenei and Kim both strike me as far too shrewed political players to risk their carefully built up positions by starting a nuclear war.

      Their nagging wives will keep them from destroying the world?

    26. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, my reactor here runs Windo

      OH SHIT GOTTA GO

    27. Re:Orr we could by damburger · · Score: 1

      lol probably. I can imagine Kim Jong-Ils missus at home "Mrs. Roosevelts husband had nuclear weapons in 5 years, and you've been at it for over 20... you call that a yield? The Jintaos next door are already in the megaton range!"

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    28. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

      Of something like Hiroshima or Nagasaki, Japan happening to them. Case closed. :(

    29. Re:Orr we could by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are letting a tiny, tiny minority of small minded psychopaths determine the technological evolution of the human race, simply because we are scared.

      Of something like Hiroshima or Nagasaki, Japan happening to them. Case closed. :(

      Imagine the horror of 9/11 with nukes involved... WTC gone and the nuked remains flooded over by the East River nearby (I highly doubt 'the bathtub' the WTC site is on/in could withstand an exploding nuke). Fallout everywhere turning the site and the surrounding area into a waterlogged dead zone.

      The Pentagon? Gone in the blast. Built like a fortress but surely unable to withstand temperatures only seen on the surface of and inside stars like the Sun in the sky.

      The fear and paranoia is well justified unfortunately.... :(

    30. Re:Orr we could by mechsoph · · Score: 1

      Al Gore INVENTED the internet you know.

      Well, according to Vint Cert, who actually did invent the Internet, Al Gore played no small part: http://amsterdam.nettime.org/Lists-Archives/nettime-l-0009/msg00311.html

    31. Re:Orr we could by sub5pac3 · · Score: 1

      YES! Finally someone who knows what to do here. What we need is accelerator reactors. They have an on/off switch without the worry of melt-down, they convert hazardous waste into something we can tolerate, and they can burn thorium and other more common elements, which would give us a clean, reliable energy resource until we can get fusion working. It is absolutely insane that we are not building an accelerator reactor right now! I was attending a talk at Fermilab, where the physicist indicated that it would take about 1 MW of protons to produce 10 MW of power from a U-238 or thorium target. The problem is that the current particle accelerator labs (with people who know how to build and manage accelerators) are located at laboratories that are not capable of easily dealing with the regulation typically imposed on nuclear power plants. Everyone who reads this (and decides this is a good idea) -- please send a e-mails to your representatives.

    32. Re:Orr we could by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought one of the (many) advantages of the Integral Fast Reactor was a substantially reduced risk of plutonium diversion. The actinides (including plutonium) never leave the reactor site, and they are always spiked with highly radioactive fission products that make them hard to steal. Unlike thermal reactors, fast reactors can burn actinides faster than they are produced. So they are extracted and burned in the reactor. The only radioactive materials that do leave the IFR site are the medium-lived fission products (Sr-90, Cs-137). Without the long-lived actinides, they will decay to the levels of uranium ore in only a few hundred years. And the volume of this waste will be far less than the volumes of once-through unprocessed reactor fuel now piling up in reactor pools.

  5. Easy, we don't by damburger · · Score: 4, Funny

    We simply wrap high grade nuclear waste in blocks of gold and help future generations by wiping out all the greedy fuckheads who ruin it for everyone else

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    1. Re:Easy, we don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We simply wrap high grade nuclear waste in blocks of gold and help future generations by wiping out all the greedy fuckheads who ruin it for everyone else

      Unfortunately, it will be the hapless minions of the greedy fuckheads who will suffer the consequences...

      (NB I think it's pathetic you were modded 'troll' and not 'funny').

    2. Re:Easy, we don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gold-pressed plutonium?

    3. Re:Easy, we don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much money does the White House - Congress control? How much does it physically touch? You are going to be killing all of the people put into slavery to extract and refine the gold.

    4. Re:Easy, we don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We simply wrap high grade nuclear waste in blocks of gold and help future generations by wiping out all the greedy fuckheads who ruin it for everyone else

      Kinda harsh punishment for illegal file-sharing, dontcha think?

  6. Geiger counters go out of style? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure 10k years from now, big bad piles of radioactive waste will still be pretty easy to find with the right equipment.

  7. Dupe right out of 2006 by rant64 · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by smussman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Easy, we just keep posting dupes on /. so that future generations can't forget.

    2. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was good! Wish I had some mod points today.

    3. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      So, we are recycling. It saving the planet

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    4. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      So close, only missed three in one day by a few hours.

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    5. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well clearly this guy had the right idea:

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185062&cid=15274975

    6. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      Says, "nothing to see here, please move along." Coincidence? I think not!

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    7. Re:Dupe right out of 2006 by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      2006? Try 2000 - and that book references studies done years earlier on the issue. (My copy is buried somewhere, else I'd go check the bibliography.)

  8. Technology? by qoncept · · Score: 1

    I'd guess there may be SOME off chance that these guys will have a geiger counter.

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    1. Re:Technology? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's optimistic; can you evolve one of those in only 10,000 years?

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    2. Re:Technology? by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      I bet I could.

    3. Re:Technology? by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I carry one in my pocket all the time.

    4. Re:Technology? by Nibbler999 · · Score: 0

      I thought you were just happy to see me.

    5. Re:Technology? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      The armed guards that will have to guard them for 180,000 years from Al Quaeda and consorts will tell them.

      And hopefully they will be paid by the companies running the atomic reactors now, then nuclear power might not be that cheap after all.

    6. Re:Technology? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      I bet you can when exposed to enough radiation.

  9. That's easy by gparent · · Score: 1

    http://www.futureme.org/

    Let's just send ourselves tons of emails!

  10. Easy by famebait · · Score: 1

    Just carve in a really big version of the normal skull-and-bones poison symbol, only replace the human skull with an ape skull.

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    1. Re:Easy by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Won't you confuse the future creationists that way?

    2. Re:Easy by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      That's good. I was thinking Mr. Yuck, but a skull-and-crossbones has much wider recognition.

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  11. 2012 by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    10,000 years won't matter.

  12. Giger counters? by objekt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We'll provide plans so the ignnorant people of the future can build one of these
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geiger_counter

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    1. Re:Giger counters? by imipak · · Score: 1

      You think there'll still be people around in 10,000 years? That's mighty optimistic.

    2. Re:Giger counters? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Geiger counters take quite a bit of expertise to build. You need high voltages and special gases to make sure the thing doesn't continually discharge.

      The simplest radiation detector is photographic film, but even the details of something relatively simple like that would be much harder to convey than "warning, stay away".

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  13. Myths and Mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make a fairy tale about it and some moral that trespassing a particular place causes you to be captured by the devil and that you'll burn for eternality.

  14. Haven't we done this before? by Moderator · · Score: 0

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/06/0143244

    I'm pretty sure it was discussed earlier than that as well.

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  15. Rename the sites by feedayeen · · Score: 1

    Name the sites after atomic scientists. That way, even if civilization takes a turn for the worst and the usual safety systems go under, our great*10^5-grandchildren will know to avoid Mount Einstein while they are roaming the lands hunting polar bears.

    1. Re:Rename the sites by Ultra64 · · Score: 1

      In the radioactive future, polar bears hunt you!

    2. Re:Rename the sites by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      Umm, non-radioactive polars in the present hunt you. There's a reason why the scientists up there are required to carry rifles.

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  16. Yeah, don't use them for energy or anything ... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rather than bury them, why not use them to make more energy in a fission reactor?

    1. Re:Yeah, don't use them for energy or anything ... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      Primarily because of efficiency.

      Power reactors transfer heat to some transfer medium, then to water, and the steam through a turbine. If you don't have enough heat in the reactor to create a usable amount of pressure, you don't generate power.

      Past a certain point, your radioactives won't keep enough of a reaction going to keep the temperature past the 'usable' point. Adding more (of the same level) radioactives would mean you could heat more water to that same "not quite useful for turbine power" point.

      Which means, if you want to continue creating electrical power from such materials, you have to go to some other method of extracting. Or you have to find uses other than electrical power generation.

      Such as... "it's a hot tub AND a night light!"

  17. I for one... by damburger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome our new sociologist overlords

    From the article:

    Ulrich Beck is author of World Risk Society and professor of sociology at Munich's Ludwig-Maximilians University and the London School of Economics

    I can't think of a better person to solve our energy crisis than a sociologist. They have insights that we scientists and engineers simply lack. They understand how to guide policies based on feelings and such, whilst we are just stuck with our equations and physical laws.

    I disagree with him, but that is probably due to my dogmatic, close minded acceptance of the laws of thermodynamics. Clearly, his subjective interpretation of mass human behaviour gives a much better insight into future energy policy.

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    1. Re:I for one... by gunnk · · Score: 4, Funny
      But... but... but... how can you POSSIBLY contest the opinion of a man that writes:

      Yet to disregard the "vestigial risk" of nuclear energy is to misunderstand the cultural and political dynamic of the "residual-risk-society".

      Really, don't you think that sums it up nicely?

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    2. Re:I for one... by Gnavpot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't think of a better person to solve our energy crisis than a sociologist. They have insights that we scientists and engineers simply lack.

      I know it was meant to be irony - but ironically, you were right.

      He is not solving our energy crisis or any other technical problem. He is looking for solution to a problem which is much more sociological than technical:
      How do we make sure that important information is passed on to our descendants for thousands of years?

      I am an engineer, and I would certainly consider the typical engineer unfit for solving this type of problems.

    3. Re:I for one... by damburger · · Score: 1
      Shit, thats me converted.

      I've only got a degree in Computer Science, am working towards a masters in physics whilst developing a satellite, and I have no idea what that sentence means. Therefore, this guy must be looooads smarter than me and I will therefore accept his ideas without question!

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    4. Re:I for one... by damburger · · Score: 1

      He is trying to hold this problem up as a reason for discontinuing or slowing efforts to advance nuclear power, that is what I object to. If it weren't for people like him, the United States would've developed a reactor where all the waste leaving the site would be reduced to the activity of the original ores within 200 years. But oh no, we can't have an elegant technical solution where there is sociology to be done...

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    5. Re:I for one... by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      With the correct technical solution, this is information that is not important.

      The proper technical solution results in nuclear waste disposal being a non-issue.

      A solution such as burying it deep in a subduction zone, or in the abyssal plain. Both of which are places where no one has to worry about it now or in the future.

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    6. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because scientists are often the best people to ask about what is essentially a social (and in some ways linguistic issue).

      Why is it that so many scientists and engineers are so completely stupid about everything that isn't purely their subject? Have they not read Kuhn* or anything like that that might suggest things are a bit less simple than equations and physical laws?

      *who was in fact a physicist himself

    7. Re:I for one... by damburger · · Score: 1

      But some things are that simple, and one of them is energy. The amounts we require to support our population are determined more by physical forces than by economic or social ones, and if we suddenly fall short of energy (as we could we do in a future oil crisis) then the consequences, whilst not being predictable through equations, would be horrific.

      I want future generations to be able to fret about social issues such as this. They won't be able to do that if mechanized agriculture collapses.

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    8. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think with your post you've just increased the levels of worldwide smug to far more dangerous levels than spent nuclear material. Good thinking.

    9. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that so many scientists and engineers are so completely stupid about everything that isn't purely their subject? Have they not read Kuhn* or anything like that that might suggest things are a bit less simple than equations and physical laws?

      In college, how many English essays were you able to BS? How many philosophy exams?

      Now contrast that to the number of physics and math exams you passed by making up an equation and guessing an answer.

      Sure, some scientists and engineers are morons outside of their field, but there are others who refuse to speculate without observation, hypothesis, and testing. "How does nuclear energy make you feel?" makes as much sense to someone who understands science as asking "How does relativity make you feel?"

    10. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I understand it - mostly - but then I got an Arts degree.

      Down playing the small remaining risks associated with nuclear energy will bring down the wrath of soccer moms (and dads) who believe any risk - no matter how small - is too much.

      These are the people who believe that the S bends in their toilets present such a serious risk to their health that they have to be regularily sanitized with corrosive chemicals.

      Tyranny of the ignorant masses...

    11. Re:I for one... by damburger · · Score: 1

      I think scientists have a right to be smug around sociologists. Fuck it, binmen have a right to be smug around sociologists. At least what they do has provable benefits.

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    12. Re:I for one... by solidex · · Score: 1

      A sociologist's purpose is to analyze, explain, predict, interpret, etc. *social phenomenon.* I guess I could consider myself a sociologist, but even I know what a sociologist's role is in the world. Trying to solve technical problems such as the ones discussed is not what a sociologist should do. Professionally anyway.

      Basically, a sociologist is better at explaining what *is* rather than what *should be* and should stick with that.

      All irony aside, of course.

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    13. Re:I for one... by uberjack · · Score: 1

      Shit, with that type of lexicon, he has to be right. Sounds better than what I was going to write "Hot damn, what's we gon' do with all these nucular kajiggers?"

    14. Re:I for one... by Gnavpot · · Score: 1

      Trying to solve technical problems

      This discussion seems a little circular.

    15. Re:I for one... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "He is not solving our energy crisis or any other technical problem. He is looking for solution to a problem which is much more sociological than technical:
      How do we make sure that important information is passed on to our descendants for thousands of years?

      I am an engineer, and I would certainly consider the typical engineer unfit for solving this type of problems."

      The issue is that he is looking at the WRONG PROBLEM. If we would implement an *engineering* solution to the problem of nuclear waste, we would have no need to communicate with those far flung future generations.

      You seem to believe that engineers have a "hammer-nail" outlook - all the tools we have are engineering tools, so every every problem becomes an engineering problem. But in this case, the problem IS a nail, and the sociologist is trying to convince the wood to open a hole and accept the nail freely and openly.

      If we bury that waste for future generations to deal with, all they are going to say is "why didn't those fuckers deal with this problem when they easily could have?"

      "Here's the keys to the house, son. BTW, there's a big pit in the basement where I've been shitting for 50 years - you might want to take care of that"
      "Why the hell didn't you just use the toilet, Dad?"
      "I was trying to be green and not use any water. Aren't you proud of me?"
      "Fuck you."

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  18. Space? by the_arrow · · Score: 1

    Why not just send it into space? Aim the rocket at some distant galaxy, and there's no need for us to worry about it. Unless, of course, we happen tu discover a Stargate address leading to that galaxy...

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    1. Re:Space? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why some distant galaxy? We have this really cool furnace in the center of our own star system which would quickly deal with the material.

    2. Re:Space? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      Why not just send it into space?

      Because sometimes they come back!

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    3. Re:Space? by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

      If you're going to do that, just dump it into the sun, where it becomes irrelevant.

      The problem won't be with the payload once it's en route, though-- it will be what happens if we have a launch disaster. I think we call a high-altitude explosion of nuclear waste a "dirty bomb".

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    4. Re:Space? by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Because when one of the rockets blows up in mid-air and covers half the planet in radiactive debris, it'll dig a PR hole more than deep enough to contain the rest of the waste, making itself redundant.

    5. Re:Space? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Or, we could just aim the rocket at Sol.

      But, what happens if the rocket fails during launch? We will need better payload containment in the case of launch failure.

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    6. Re:Space? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      A nice idea until a rocket explodes or crashes.

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    7. Re:Space? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Because rockets have a non-trivial tendency to blow up mid-flight.

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  19. monolith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Place a black monolith there

    1. Re:monolith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make a wish!

  20. Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lovins stated that nuclear power isn't that cost effective. If it were, the nuclear industry would have easily built more plants. Regulation isn't that big of a blocker. He didn't give any hard numbers and I have never seen them myself, but an interesting point of view, never the less.

    I personally think the environmental excuse is just that: an excuse. The industry folks want to say something better than - we can't make enough money off of it - not PC.

    The same goes for oil refineries. Refineries haven't had to work at full capacity, but the AM radio guys love to blame the "environmentalist whackjobs" for our gas prices.

    1. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by damburger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The dollar changes, the Joule is forever. Regardless of whether or not the power from a nuclear plant can cover the costs of its construction and decommissioning at the present time is irrelevant. We aren't designing plants to come online in a year, we are designing them to come online in 10-15 years. Thermodynamically, nuclear is worthwhile. When oil starts to really bite that is all that will matter, whether or not we have an energy source that can sustain us. Market forces are subservient to physical forces.

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    2. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I read that interview too and I agree that his perspective was interesting. He cited a lot of economics to explain why nuclear was the weakest of the solutions we could develop "right now." I was curious, however, whether his analysis was based on current policy or whether it considered the possibility of also using breeder reactors.

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    3. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      The dollar changes, the Joule is forever. Regardless of whether or not the power from a nuclear plant can cover the costs of its construction and decommissioning at the present time is irrelevant. We aren't designing plants to come online in a year, we are designing them to come online in 10-15 years. Thermodynamically, nuclear is worthwhile. When oil starts to really bite that is all that will matter, whether or not we have an energy source that can sustain us. Market forces are subservient to physical forces.

      Oil powers our cars and pretty much all forms of transportation, including transporting products... like food. Nuclear plants power our homes and businesses. If we build a million nuclear plants, it won't change our oil dependency one bit until we all start driving electric cars.

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    4. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we have enough nuke plants ready then electric cars might sell. Until then they will not.

      Basically, you have to get the cost to operate of an electric car below a gasoline car first.

    5. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      When we have enough nuke plants ready then electric cars might sell. Until then they will not.

      Basically, you have to get the cost to operate of an electric car below a gasoline car first.

      It's already there. It costs much less to recharge an electric car than it does to fill up a gasoline powered vehicle. The problem is that an electric car has a limited range. Once you run out of gas... er... power, you're stuck. With a gasoline powered car, you can fill up at any given gas station that you find every five miles. With an electric car, that's not an option. Even if they started allowing you plug-in to recharge at filling stations, you would still have to wait 4-8 hours for your car to be completely recharged. While this isn't a problem in your garage, it is a huge problem if you are traveling anywhere that is out of your electric car's range.

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    6. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Tesla roadster can go for 250 miles before charging. Not bad. It costs $100,000, but its a start. Until then, we have hybrid cars to bridge the gap for the "common person". We will get there eventually. I'd say the bigger problem is not the amount of power generation, but the fact that a huge amount of people, at least in urban areas, live in apartments/condos where they can't plug-in. You can solve the power problems for a city with a single nuke plant, but try going around fixing thousands of apartment buildings to be wired for power at every single parking spot.

    7. Re:Charlie Rose conversation with Amory Lovins by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      The Tesla roadster can go for 250 miles before charging. Not bad. It costs $100,000, but its a start. Until then, we have hybrid cars to bridge the gap for the "common person". We will get there eventually. I'd say the bigger problem is not the amount of power generation, but the fact that a huge amount of people, at least in urban areas, live in apartments/condos where they can't plug-in. You can solve the power problems for a city with a single nuke plant, but try going around fixing thousands of apartment buildings to be wired for power at every single parking spot.

      Also, we may need plug-in stations for our parking lots at work as well.
      I assume that that 250 estimate is on flat ground @ 55 mph with the radio and AC/heater turned off. I would curious to know what that range is when it's 105 degrees outside, sitting in stop and go traffic with the AC set to MAX and the radio turned on.
      I ask that because I have a 60 mile round trip to work every day in Texas. There is no way I'm going back to sitting in traffic with no AC!

      As for long road trips, we will need a way to get a decent charge in less than 5 minutes. I've heard of work using capacitors as batteries but I don't know how safe that idea is or how far that research has gone.

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  21. WARN them? by gatkinso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hell, they are going to be actively seeking out these uber rich pockets of energy, that we have the gall (or stupidity) to call waste.

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    1. Re:WARN them? by AioKits · · Score: 1

      If we're lucky the records from our time will be spotty at best and they'll think, "Our ancestors were very smart to bury this energy for us in a manner that it would only appear to us now, and when we truly need it."

      For some reason this sounds like a scifi plot. Of course, if it's like the nuclear waste I must deal with, I'll just leave a post-it somewhere that reads, "Jiggle the handle!"

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  22. Three year old geiger counters by millwall · · Score: 1

    [...] a historian reminded the commission that the skull and crossbones symbolised resurrection for the alchemists, and a psychologist conducted an experiment with three-year-olds: if the symbol was affixed to a bottle they anxiously shouted "poison!", but if it was placed on a wall they enthusiastically yelled "pirates!".

    Brrrr... In the future we will have reverted to using our children as geiger counters!!

    1. Re:Three year old geiger counters by BalmyBrute · · Score: 1

      You don't already?

    2. Re:Three year old geiger counters by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      not to mention pirate detectors, a considerably more hazadous job. Pirates don't LIKE to be detected until they are ready to board your ship!

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  23. Oklo anyone? by usefulidiot127 · · Score: 1

    Familiar with Oklo? It was a natural nuclear reactor formed underground in Africa. Its waste has been held in place (within 10 feet) underground for over 2 billion years. No one needed to warn us about that...

  24. I vote for a broken down Statue of Liberty by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    and the sites must also be on a beach.

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  25. Fake heads on pikes by thepacketmaster · · Score: 1
    The skull and crossbones is just a picture, but get some special effects guys to make a bunch of fake heads, all blood and everything, put them on pikes, and weather proof them. That'll get the point across...

    Or we can hope that we simply won't devolve enough over the next 10,000 that we don't know what a Geiger counter is...

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    1. Re:Fake heads on pikes by SlowGenius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what if MTV and GTA cause our descendants to devolve into cannibals with a fondness for shish kebab?

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  26. Re:typically american. by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What would you think if you stumbled across a warning from humans that existed 10,000 years ago? Think about it, 10,000 years ...

    Wow, my ancestors are trying to warn me of danger, I must be careful.

    Or more likely ...

    Those silly ancestors, thinking that I wouldn't know anything that they don't.

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  27. school built over a explosives testing ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...saw that on the news yesterday, and the houses around the area cannot be sold because they keep finding live ordinance buried around the area... so for nuclear waste just look for the glowing houses that some developer duped people into buying?

  28. Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by mikael · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In ancient Egypt, in the time of the Pharoahs, medicine was stored in specially made clay pots which had a face moulded into the pot. In that way, the patients could differentiate between cooking herbs and medicinal products.

    Maybe a giant scary face would be one way. But there was an early slashot article where the solution was to have the area covered with black marble and have lots of sharp points triangles sticking up out of the ground.

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    1. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by Floritard · · Score: 4, Funny

      the solution was to have the area covered with black marble and have lots of sharp points triangles sticking up out of the ground.

      Terrible idea. Such an environment would just attract the goth kids from 12008. They would loiter around reciting bad poetry and drinking absynthe until the radioactivity conferred unto them superhuman powers, which they would then use to conquer the world and enslave us all.

      Fuck people, try to think about the long term consequences of your actions!

    2. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (10000 Years in the future)

      Oooh! Black Marble you say? You know I was building this statue of myself, and I really wanted to carve it out of something striking...

    3. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to be around in 12008, so why should I care? Besides, it's perfectly possible that my descendants will be the goth kids.

    4. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe a giant scary face would be one way.

      Isn't that what they tried on Mars already?

    5. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      stored in specially made clay pots which had a face moulded into the pot.

      This face looks like cousin Lenny. He tasted real good. Must be something really tasty stored in here too.

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    6. Re:Ancient Egyptian medicine containers... by Kozz · · Score: 1

      ...medicine was stored in specially made clay pots which had a face moulded into the pot..

      So... we should make really big Mr. Yuk stickers?

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  29. why bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if they have the knowledge and tech to deal with it, they will know anyway, if they don't know enough to know its dangerous, they can't deal with it.
    doesn't matter much if we leave warning signs or not, that is really just a psychological thing to make ourselves feel better

  30. Forgive me for being cynical by Exanon · · Score: 1

    But I don't think we are going to survive for another 10.000 years considering that the last 100 years we have destroyed quite a lot. Earth will still be here of course, and it will do just fine.

    But us? Please, we are fleas on interstellar cattle.

    1. Re:Forgive me for being cynical by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      I hoped someone would point this out. We'll wipe ourselves out within 500 years. No more humans, zip, zero, kaputski. We should be more concerned about how we're going to warn the next species that rises up about our mess, assuming that our demise doesn't take the rest of the biosphere with it.

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    2. Re:Forgive me for being cynical by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's far more likely that there would be no more human civilization as we know it (cities, commerce, etc). The idea that we would somehow wipe each and every single one of ourselves is bordering absurd. No event that we could trigger would kill us off with a global 100% mortality rate without destroying all life on earth in the process. At least a few would be left, somewhere, and eventually repopulate.

  31. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thats ... typically american "Don't do anything, it'll fix itself" ... *sigh*

    Notice the use of a period in 10.000? Look at his homepage, he's not American.

    Thats ... typically human "Don't do anything, it'll fix itself" ... *sigh*

    Fixed that for you.

  32. My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's the deal. Assuming that nuclear fusion doesn't hit it off anytime soon, or fission just ends up being cheaper in many cases, it'll be far less than 10k years before we're digging the stuff up to run in breeder reactors. After all, current high level 'waste' is still 90-95% uranium.

    I'd say less than 500, actually. Given active storage sites, language/skill drift won't be enough to really matter for the hazards - they'll probably want to re-assay the stuff again anyways. So, we're spending a massive amount of effort on something where it, honestly enough, won't matter. The remaining isotopes after reprocessing have shorter half-lifes, so again, much less hazardous in a shorter time.

    To the point that if they're digging as deep as we're burying it, they already have substantial enviromental concerns anyways. So yes, they should be knowledgable.

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    1. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by niloroth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i wish i had mod points for this post. We are in essence hiding fuel sources that will be very usable in 10 or so years. All of this because of the short sightedness of the enviro movement. I really can't believe exactly how much we have F'd up this planet with all the carbon burning power sources while we let nuclear power rot in the corner like an unwanted step child.

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    2. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by robert899 · · Score: 1

      ...it'll be far less than 10k years before we're digging the stuff up to run in breeder reactors.

      Either that or it will be inexpensive enough to just hurl the waste into the sun.

    3. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by SudoScience · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're exactly right. Plus, all of the fear mongering by this guy assumes two things.

      1: That societies, in 10,000 years, won't have a conception of radiation. It's possible, but only if some global catastrophe wipes out civilization. At that point survival trumps concerns about accidental radiation exposure.

      2: It forgets that we were able to discover radiation without the help of symbols from 10,000 years in the past. Even if future societies didn't understand radiation, there's no reason to think they wouldn't learn it later.

      Oh and if the worst that could happen would be that a couple people accidentally recieve radiation poision thousands of years from now...well lemme put it like this. Tough luck for them!

    4. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America. Here in the UK we recover the fissile materials to put back into fuel for reactors.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_Oxide_Reprocessing_Plant)

    5. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by putaro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dead on. I think the whole thing is nonsense created by people who want to appear insightful. "Think about the people 10,000 years from now" - wow, what a deep thinker!

      If you follow this logic, then anything that could potentially exist for 10,000 years and might be fatal to someone needs to be properly labeled. You'll know who to blame when your Twinkie wrappers start getting weird hieroglyphics on them.

    6. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've recently converted from being a nuclear enthusiast. Nuclear has many bad points (fewer than coal, make no mistake). These include that breeder reactors are "hard" (not perfected and political suicide for a long time for any politician who would otherwise support them) and reactors use a whole assload of water. Many municipalities that could use a nuke plant don't have the water on hand to generate the steam to run the turbines. Maybe we could research a closed system to recover the steam (heck, run a Rankine Cycle engine and get more power during the recovery?), but that's not current technology. Nuke plants are also insanely expensive to build, partially due to public paranoia (who can blame the plebes who can't tell the difference between an RBMK and a pebble bed reactor?).

      Wind and solar can cover a whole of our needs with lower risks. Thermal solar solutions don't even need any difficult to find materials and can be designed to make power for short cloudy periods and even at night. This will make grid power far less than 20 cents per KWh. Combine this with variable rate billing and some smart thermostats to take advantage of power when it's plentiful and their shortcomings become easier to swallow. Then if Eestor and some of the next gen capacitor and battery folks come through, they can help even out some of the transients too.

    7. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Solar and wind can't provide sufficient power density. We will never get to Type I using terrestrial solar, simply by virtue of the fact that we still need some land area on which to live. If I had to guess, I'd say that, short of Type I (or very close to), we don't have enough power to send up enough solar satellites to provide Type I level power. I'm not even sure Type I would be enough power to start progressing past Type I. But we should be able to punch through Type I with only terrestrial sources by running an energy deficit with fission and fusion. Our stores of fission and fusion fuels should last plenty long enough to get us well on our way to Type II, and I'm afraid my imagination doesn't run any farther.

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    8. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by deKernel · · Score: 1

      The only problem with wind and solar is that where does the electricity come during the night or when the wind patterns are low. Our current storage technology (i.e. really large battery banks) just does not provide the efficiencies and costs that are required. The demand will still be there, and you have to plan on providing for that demand.

      I do like those technologies to help offset the demand, but you just can't count on them for steady supply in my opinion.

    9. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      If energy storage is the only problem for you, then you don't know how thermal solar works. Solar concentrators heat liquid sodium to 1000F or so, then that is what's stored. The liquid sodium is used to heat water to steam in a closed system and run a turbine. Depending on the design goals, your liquid sodium stores can last 2-22 hours after sundown. Like you say, you have to plan on providing for demand, and that's going to vary on the location, needs and integration with the grid to average out local variables in wind and sun.

      Now, if you said your only problem with thermal solar was that it hadn't been commercially implemented and proven to work, then I could agree with you and we'd both be looking forward to the next 5 years when the current plants under construction will be running.

      I am really excited by upcoming renewable energy sources and the upcoming explosion in energy storage.

    10. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by GodKingAmit · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The waste to be buried in Yucca mountain is going to be glassified, making it useless for reprocessing or as a fuel for breeder reactors.

    11. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i wish i had mod points for this post. We are in essence hiding fuel sources that will be very usable in 10 or so years. All of this because of the short sightedness of the enviro movement. I really can't believe exactly how much we have F'd up this planet with all the carbon burning power sources while we let nuclear power rot in the corner like an unwanted step child.

      You let your unwanted stepchildren rot ???

      Good lord, I'm glad I'm not in YOUR family.

    12. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Between our nuclear waste and landfills, we'll have all sorts of fuel and raw materials to mine for in the future. The best part is that they will be concentrated in small areas.

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    13. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Environmentalists don't want to bury nuclear waste. We don't want to burn coal either. We want to stop wasting energy like we do, make things more efficient and use renewable sources for the energy that we can't live without.

    14. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_bed_reactor

      uses helium, nitrogen, or carbon dioxide. no water. doesn't absorb any radioactive contaminants. doesn't absorb neutrons

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    15. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear waste is 97% recycle-able.
      USA does not do it due to nuclear proliferation to Iran, etc.
      Also 80% plus high level waste is due to miltary programs, not commercial reactors.
      Nuclear is the only realistic option for base-load power stations. It replaces coal and is CHEAPER.

      Use solar, wind, etc to replace oil and natural gas for peak-load power stations.

      Profitable and environmentally friendly.

      We have to deal with the nuclear waste whether or not we increase nuclear power. So lets get the benefits and reduced carbon.

    16. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you assume a guy like that can find a woman. and that he is able to procreate. you're not in his family, thats for sure... but does he even have one?

    17. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If I had my way, we'd be installing solar water heating systems south of the mason-dixon line. Heck, as a supplement I wonder if some variant of the Einstein AC system might not reduce electricity usage due to AC substantially.

      Still, we need electricity, and nuclear is a good way to get it.

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    18. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Oh and if the worst that could happen would be that a couple people accidentally recieve radiation poision thousands of years from now...well lemme put it like this. Tough luck for them!

      Going by our own history, odds are that even if we completely destroyed all of our radioactive waste people would STILL die from radiation poisoning in the redevelopment of technology - just look at Madam Curie. The watch painters(painting with radium paint, licking the brushes to keep them sharp).

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    19. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_bed_reactor

      uses helium, nitrogen, or carbon dioxide. no water. doesn't absorb any radioactive contaminants. doesn't absorb neutrons

      Except PBMR have significant design issues.

      1. How to manufacture up the feul kernels without imperfections has not been solved 2. For any reason (mechanical or human error) the core temperature exceeds 1600C you have a coating failure and it releases massive amounts of radioactive isotopes 3. Above 2000C you induce a graphite fire and have a chernobyl type accident (due to the proposed *lack* of containment facilities) 4. As the system ages, ingress of air into the system would allow the kernels graphite coating to ignite, again promoting a chernobyl situation 5. They create significant quantities of High level waste

      6. Provide economic benefit by eliminating the containment structure which even the NRC calls a "major safety trade-off"

      There are good reasons why PMBR are becoming less attractive.

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    20. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by deimtee · · Score: 1

      To hell with that. I want a castle in the hills, my own personal spacecraft, and enough power that ETs running SETI programs have to wear shades.

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    21. Re:My view as to why it won't matter in 1k years by david.peace · · Score: 1

      I don't think humans are currently responsible enough to use lots of nuclear fission plants. Check this site out, follow the links on the bottom of the pages to go to the next horror story after another. http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chernobyl-revisited/

  33. The Long Now Foundation by John.P.Jones · · Score: 1

    Just contract it out to the Long Now foundation. Maybe, some sort of large clock...

  34. Re:typically american. by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh No.

    It's "Don't waste The People's tax money on something that private industry will find a profitable use for". Like using the nuclear waste for nuclear power generation in more modern reactors, thus turning what was once hazardous and incredibly long lasting nuclear waste into less hazardous and very short-lived nuclear fuel AND large amounts of clean energy to power our economy and green the planet.

    Or we could waste BILLIONS of tax-payer money on some hair-brained far-leftist scheme that won't work and will actually make the problem worse. I mean, why do the SMART thing and let The People fix the problem through ingenuity and enlightened self-interest? Let's let the Ivory-tower intellectuals have a go at it first so that the proper solution ends up even MORE expensive that it otherwise would be. Look how well that's worked out for our Energy Policy!

    *rolleyes*

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  35. Einstein was not a healthy man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The truth is Einstein was not a healthy man.

    First off his wife helped him come up with the e=mc^2 theory, yet she received no credit for it.

    In the original publishing of the theory in 1905 she was credited with co-author credits

    Einstein himself spoke to her as an equal in respect to science. He all but admits to collaborating with her on his 1905 papers which made him famous.

    In a 1901 letter he refers to the theory of relativity as our work

    Another small piece of Einstein history that few people know is the terms of his divorce from his first wife (The woman mentioned above) was that she received all prize money when he wins a Nobel prize for the theory of relativity. He agreed to this and in fact Einstein never saw any of the money when he won the Nobel prize.


    Einstein awarded Nobel PrizeAfter seven nominations, Albert wins the 1921 medal for physics. He gives the prize money to Mileva, per their 1919 divorce agreement. It is the smallest cash award since the Nobel Prize was created, worth about $348,000 (in 2003 USD).

    Sorry, I canâ(TM)t link to it but it is in the PBS timeline.

    The kicker is that after his divorce from the woman who helped make him famous, the guy married his cousin. Yup, his COUSIN!!!!

    cousin fucker

    So there you have it folks, the man so many think of as a symbol of modern science not only stole ideas (or at the very least refused to acknowledge getting help) from his wife but also decided that it would be fun to screw his cousin.

    1. Re:Einstein was not a healthy man by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1
      From your link

      There has been debate about whether Mari influenced Einstein's work; however, most historians do not think she made major contributions.

      As to whether he married his cousin - so what? Many of the greats were rather objectionable human beings; we celebrate their achievements, not their weaknesses.

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    2. Re:Einstein was not a healthy man by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Another small piece of Einstein history that few people know is the terms of his divorce from his first wife (The woman mentioned above) was that she received all prize money when he wins a Nobel prize for the theory of relativity. He agreed to this and in fact Einstein never saw any of the money when he won the Nobel prize.

      Einstein didn't win a Nobel prize for any of the Relativity theories, because Noble prizes are given for practical discoveries and Relativity is impractical. Einstein did win a Nobel prize for his work in Quantum Mechanics which is the basis for just about everything that makes modern life modern and is therefore quite practical.

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    3. Re:Einstein was not a healthy man by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Einstenin's Nobel Prize was for his work on quantum mechanics (specifically, the photoelectric effect), not relativity.

      Relativity wasn't really a breakthrough - it was just a logical progression of the work of Newton, Lorentz & Maxwell - Fundamentally changing the way that we view matter - that's a breakthrough.

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    4. Re:Einstein was not a healthy man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His Nobel prize was based on the work he did while married to his first wife in which she contributed a vast amount and was often cited as co-author. e=mc2 is only one of many things published in the papers that made him famous. She contributed to all of them.

      And he married his cousin. That is just plain fucked up.

  36. Storage? by RandoX · · Score: 1

    Let's just shoot it into the sun and get it over with. What could possibly go wrong?

  37. Glassify and dump on subduction zones by gregor-e · · Score: 1

    Seems to me if we'd just glassify the waste and spread it out thinly across subduction zones, there'd be no need to worry about warning anyone after a couple of decades.

    1. Re:Glassify and dump on subduction zones by a1terego · · Score: 1

      So basically cause mutations in marine life and incur a non-trivial risk of radioactive material spewing out of any nearby volcano. Hmmm... excellent idea

  38. If we've gone back to the stone age by Woundweavr · · Score: 1

    Then we won't have the knowledge to understand any warnings. Linguistically modern English would not be intelligible, scientific knowledge of radiation would be insufficient and a means to communicate in a way that doesn't require immediate proximity to the very thing we're warning against mean those neo-cavement would be boned.

    1. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That, and the fact that it is highly unlikely that neo-cavemen would even be ABLE to dig hundreds of feet down into bedrock to get close enough to the waste for it to do any harm.

      The article that sparked this Slashdot post is by some know-nothing Ivory tower far leftist. Full of 10 dollar words, long on speculation and short on facts.

      In other words, "Nothing to see here, move along".

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    2. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Talchas · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that it is highly unlikely that neo-cavemen would even be ABLE to dig hundreds of feet down into bedrock to get close enough to the waste for it to do any harm.

      But hopefully those neo-cavemen would advance and gain the technology level of today (or the moderately recent past), perhaps before the waste became harmless. How would you warn a beginning industrial society that this area was dangerous, and shouldn't be mined?

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    3. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by oliderid · · Score: 1

      When we won't have the knowledge to understand any warnings. Linguistically modern English would not be intelligible, scientific knowledge of radiation would be insufficient and a means to communicate in a way that doesn't require immediate proximity to the very thing we're warning against mean those neo-cavement would be boned.

      that's why universal signs suh as skulls and bones are used worldwide. A minority understands English.

      Look at prehistoric drawings...You can easily understand that they have represented hunts,specific animals, etc. So basically it does means that more than 10K old drawing can be understood today.

    4. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      How about we just simply write the warning in several languages and trust that any future civilizations would be smart enough to translate it? I mean it worked for the Egyptians didn't it? We figured out that, that writing was warning us of a curse on King Tuts tomb. Didn't slow us down but was nice of them to warn us. I would think that a similar warning on a drum of nuclear waste would have the same effect but it would be nice to warn them.

      Write it in english, latin, spanish, and elvish and be done with it.

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    5. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      Cave paintings were used to represent something which is intrinsically understood by modern humans because for the most part we hunt and we can see animals all around us. It's not a great leap of imagination to see what the painter was trying to represent.

      Try to represent something non-physical such as radiation, especially considering the audience may not understand what radiation actually is

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    6. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by harry666t · · Score: 0

      > hundreds of feet down into bedrock

      Which, by that time, might be two feet deep from the surface. Who knows what could happen to our planet in the next 10.000 years? Some small cataclysm? Damn Big Earthquake? Meteorite? (just wondering)

    7. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Just pick one language, your idea just adds additional layers of complexity for whoever gets the job of translating it.

      Now not only do they have to decipher four languages, first they have to discover that the writing is actually even in more than one language.

      After all, if you found a stone tablet in some ancient ruins, wouldn't it seem like a reasonable assumption that the writing on it was all the same language?

    8. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by redmoss · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, when you say "ivory-tower leftist", you're putting him in "American" terms. He's actually German. They have an (irrational?) phobia of nuclear power over there. In fact, they passed a law recently that all of their nuclear power stations have to be decommissioned within the next 5-10 years. They're re-thinking that now due to the carbon emissions problem, but the die-hard greens are talking "constitutional amendment" to force a permanent ban.

      Heck, I have some friends from Germany, and they've told me about devices you can buy there which are designed to "shut off power if they detect electricity from nuclear plants". Yes, I don't even think that's possible.

      The ingrained, instinctive dislike of nuclear power is really kind of nutty when you think about it, and I'm not sure where it comes from. Maybe due to being on the front lines between the nuclear-equipped Americans and Soviets during the cold war?

    9. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by bonehead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just use a drawing of the drum itself, and have it surrounded by dead humans lying on the ground.

    10. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      That assumes that when civilization ends, we have plenty of time to tidy away all the nuclear waste into bunkers. If it all goes down the $hitter really quickly, we need to plan ahead and build our nuclear power plants in such a fashion that they don't present a hazard to future generations.

    11. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by zapakh · · Score: 1

      Now not only do they have to decipher four languages, first they have to discover that the writing is actually even in more than one language.

      That might actually help.

    12. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're saying that you have facts relating to 10,000 years in the future that are more reliable and accurate than an academic, who is at least somewhat qualified to speculate?

      Answer this then: Will Cybertron have another golden age, or are we stuck with Transformers who look like 25 year old automobiles forever?

    13. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      I'd say Mandarin, Hindi, English, Spanish, and Arabic, just to cover the big 5. Might want to throw Latin and Klingon in as well, just in case.

    14. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and the fact that it is highly unlikely that neo-cavemen would even be ABLE to dig hundreds of feet down into bedrock to get close enough to the waste for it to do any harm.

      The article that sparked this Slashdot post is by some know-nothing Ivory tower far leftist. Full of 10 dollar words, long on speculation and short on facts.

      In other words, "Nothing to see here, move along".

      OF course a Neo-Con would object to ANYTHING that involves thinking....

    15. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to the Rosetta Stone (the artifact, not the language learning software hawked in airport kiosks). Three ancient languages on one tablet all saying the same thing provided a breakthrough in understanding ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. Of course, the idea of doing something similar is based on the idea that future explorers at the site would understand at least one of the languages inscribed, which brings us back to the old "how can we know they will be able to read it" question. Of course, increasing the number of languages used in the warning increases the chances that one of them can still be deciphered by future archaeologists.

      Personally, I think the whole Yucca Mountain idea is dumb. As others have observed, we would be better off using the so-called "waste" as fuel in a more modern type of reactor which consumes the really nasty stuff to produce power, and leaves us with shorter-lived radioactive crap when we're done.

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    16. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by penguin_dance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The article that sparked this Slashdot post is by some know-nothing Ivory tower far leftist. Full of 10 dollar words, long on speculation and short on facts.

      Thank you! We have, of course, uranium and other naturally radioactive minerals in the earth right now. And yet we've mostly avoided exposure (except by early scientists who worked with them.) This author could have just summed his article into one sentence: I hate nuclear power.

      If we end up back in the stone age it will be BECAUSE of people like Ulrich Beck who jump up and down about climate change, but then complain that no solution is good enough. THOSE are the people who would have us living back in time with no electric, no cars and eating berries and twigs because cows pass too much methane!

      Mr. Beck might be interested to know there is ALREADY a universal warning sign denoting radioactivity.

      Perhaps if we add a "Mr. Yuck" symbol....

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    17. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Full of 10 dollar words, long on speculation and short on facts.

      Only in America can you be a philistine, and proud of it.

    18. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Rival · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After all, if you found a stone tablet in some ancient ruins, wouldn't it seem like a reasonable assumption that the writing on it was all the same language?

      It is a reasonable assumption, but one that can be quickly validated or negated by examination of the tablet. Take the Rosetta Stone, for example. Even for non-linguists, it is easy to see that there are three different character sets being used. Even when the same (or a very similar) character set is being used, a message of sufficient length will often show indicators that a different language is being used. The fact that different languages are being used can also be indicated by layout.

      As regards the question about warning labels, it makes sense to use an engraving or an inlay of some sort. This will allow the message to last for thousands of years, as well as indicate to future viewers that this message was intended for posterity. On said label, present several large symbols to indicate danger or death -- say, skull-and-crossbones (or a full skeleton image,) the Mr. Yuk icon, and Clippy. Then, in each language, write a brief "DANGER" message in a large font, followed by a more detailed warning in a smaller font. Follow the languages up with the same warning icons, to help reinforce the message. Something like:

      Skeleton Icon . . . . . Mr. Yuk . . . . . Clippy

      WARNING! this is a dangerous area. Do not dig here. Do not eat or drink from this area.

      ACHTUNG! Dies ist eine gefährliche Gegend. Nicht graben hier. Arbeit nicht essen und trinken aus diesem Bereich.

      ATTENTION! il s'agit d'une zone dangereuse. Ne pas creuser ici. Ne pas manger ou boire dans ce domaine.

      (I would insert more languages here, but Slashdot's Unicode support is weak)

      Skeleton Icon . . . . . Mr. Yuk . . . . . Clippy

      Make the detailed warning about medium-sized paragraph or so, and use very simple sentence-structures. The corpus of the text would not likely be enough to allow a full translation, but with a dozen or so languages, there is a good chance that larger texts exist elsewhere in one or more of the languages that will provide the key words used in the warning message.

    19. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they would be willing to dig the hundred feet down to get at God's treasure. I mean he had to have buried something neat there to go through all the trouble keeping people away.

    20. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I actually thought about Mandarin but disregarded it because how complex a language it is. I decided on languages with a Latin base because while they are similar they are different enough to be apparent that they are different languages. Spanish would be good. I didn't think about Hindu and Arabic though. I added elvish, but klingon works, just to fuck with their minds.

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    21. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because for ancient people in daily struggle with other states a device that promises to kill all around it doesn't sound like something worth digging up and catapulting into the next town.

      I remember a picture that looked like that from "raiders of the lost ark" and it didn't seem to stop them one bit.

    22. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      > hundreds of feet down into bedrock Which, by that time, might be two feet deep from the surface. Who knows what could happen to our planet in the next 10.000 years? Some small cataclysm? Damn Big Earthquake? Meteorite? (just wondering)

      You're joking, right? 10,000 years, in a geologic timeframe? You _DO_ know how old Yucca Mountain is, don't you?

    23. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      But then neo-cavemen might think the stuff in the barrels makes you sleepy.

      Well actually, I'm pretty sure you'd pass out if you drank it...

    24. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      that's why universal signs suh as skulls and bones are used worldwide.

      Sure, go with the old S&B! But, FTFA:

      a psychologist conducted an experiment with three-year-olds: if the symbol was affixed to a bottle they anxiously shouted "poison!", but if it was placed on a wall they enthusiastically yelled "pirates!".

      But then, on the other hand, if there are still pirates 10K years from now, we must have somehow solved global warning, right?

    25. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Well, the fact is that ANY message that succesfully conveys the dangers of the material will make it tempting for use as a weapon.

      Just one of the many reasons why the entire idea is pretty stupid from the get go.

    26. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're joking, right? 10,000 years, in a geologic timeframe? You _DO_ know how old Yucca Mountain is, don't you?

      Yes Lord, 6,000 years.

    27. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While a complex language, I'd think that it's a good one in that it's one that many people on earth know(in China, at least), it's got a long history behind it(therefore less likely to be lost, more likely to be rediscovered), and is in a different area - whatever takes us down might not take them down as bad.

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    28. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, multiple languages isn't a bad idea - especially if they use different alphabets. Though there's a good chance of it ending up being a new rosetta stone - used to crack the meaning of otherwise lost languages.

      Express some of the ideas as pictograms.

      Won't prevent grave robber types, or a Madam Curie situation, but realistically, you're going to get them anyways. A redeveloping society that's lost the concept of radiation is most likely going to lose people in redeveloping it. We could save more lives by including a tech repository in that case.

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    29. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by DrOct · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually putting it in multiple languages, would, likely, aid them in translating it. The main reason we can read hieroglyphics today is because someone discovered the Rosetta Stone which had the same text in hieroglyphics and ancient Greek. We didn't know much about hieroglyphics, but we did know a fair amount about ancient Greek, so it was useful in figuring out the ancient Egyptian scripts. Sure if they have no knowledge whatsoever about any of the languages, then they're screwed. But you'd increase the chances that they'd have at least some scraps of knowledge about at least one of the languages used, maybe even a few, and thus might increase the chances of translating it. If they have no context whatsoever for any of them they'd have a lot of trouble translating it anyway, (there are still a few mostly untranslated ancient languages, such as Linear A http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_A), so adding other languages (especially if they're clearly separated) wouldn't likely really screw them any more than just having one.

    30. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I read an article on this about 10-15 YEARS ago in "Popular Science". Incidentally, I agree with the statement that it's not waste, it's a resource.

    31. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Following your Rosetta Stone comment, the best we could do is to create a similar object which is written in every known language thought most likely to survive in some form 10,000 years from now. We then need to write that text in such a way that it won't be be worn away by exposure to the climate. We should *NOT* rely some digital transcription as 10,000 years is a long time to expect that any computer which might exist then would understand our archaic bits. An analog recording would be good, but again, we have to worry about rot. And whatever complex way we go about doing this, we would definitely need to use simple pictures depicting people dying in the event all our language options failed. We cannot assume that 10,000 years from now, the sentient life that exists will be high-tech.

      All indications are that English will have the best survivability of all languages. But English 10,000 years from now will be completely unlike what we know it to be total. Wired recently had an article about "Chinglish", a variation of English as spoken throughout Asia which incorporates the stylistic linguistic differences of those Asian speakers' native languages. For example, I knew many Malaysians who would add "-lah" to end of sentences spoken in English. In university environments, many Chinese speakers adopted this style in their own spoken form of English. In Cyberpunk fiction, it was believe that the English language would be peppered with bits of African languages and Japanese. Then there is the hip-hop influence dialect of English now spoken as mainstream... even on local news at times. So, we might need to include certain unofficial dialects of English in our version of the Rosetta Stone.

    32. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that what we know as English is essentially various old German dialects with a heavy French/latin influence, most of which happened over the past 1,000 years. Likely, English will still be spoken in 1,000 years only in the sense that what will be spoken then will likely be partly descended from our modern English, but largely or completely unrecognizable by us if we heard it or read it. Forget about 10,000 years from now.

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    33. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      Heck, I have some friends from Germany, and they've told me about devices you can buy there which are designed to "shut off power if they detect electricity from nuclear plants". Yes, I don't even think that's possible.

      Sure, it's possible. Here's a device you can get at any hardware store that'll do the job.

    34. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Right, and so our next Rosetta Stone would likely need to be edited or remade in order to list languages what would be sufficiently available for future linguists. Hell, for all we know, in 10,000 years it will Planet of the Apes, and we few humans - in whatever form we exist, will now be totally telepathic.

    35. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother!

      It pisses the hell out of me to hear people howling about global warming in one breath and then advocating not only a ban on nuclear power with the other, but also a ban on breeder reactors, which would get rid of the waste... which is the only main issue they have with nuclear power to begin with!

      I'd laugh, except that is how our current laws are working right now. Here in California: no offshore drilling (and Ole' Pelosi will do her best to keep it that way), no breeder reactors, and all electricity customers have to pay money each month to decommission the nuclear plants we currently have!

      Ugh.

    36. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that symbol is we know what it is because we made it. In 50,000 years, after our civilization has collapsed and the next similarly advanced one finds this pyramid, how to we convey to them what's inside assuming they know nothing of our culture (they would know what it is then) or our language. I think pictographs would work well, but then again if it took me ten seconds to come up with, I'm sure someone on the committee thought of it too.

    37. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Its easy - every time an explorer enters the tunnels they end up dying from an ancient curse. Pretty soon people stop wandering into the tunnels until somebody figures out what is going on.

      There are lots of dangerous places in the world. How many billions of dollars are going to be wasted to prevent a few people from hypothetically being killed 10,000 years from now in a hypothetical stone age civilization after some kind of hypothetical calamity that destroys modern technology?

      I have better things to worry about, like the thousands/millions of people dying needlessly today. Maybe if energy were a whole lot cheaper we might save a few of them almost by accident due to things like food/medicine being marginally cheaper. I suspect a whole lot more people would be helped in this way than in theorizing about cavemen wandering the earth in 10,000 years...

    38. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by mykdavies · · Score: 1

      Mr. Beck might be interested to know there is ALREADY a universal warning sign denoting radioactivity

      I'd just like to point out, that that's not UNIVERSAL it's AN AGREED CONVENTION. Even the culture that created it doesn't understand it. From Wikipedia: "Experts have felt that the trefoil symbol had little intuitive value and was less likely to be recognized by those not educated in its significance. According to the IAEA, in a survey conducted at an international school, many children mistook the trefoil for a non-threatening propeller." So it's being supplemented by this.

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    39. Re:If we've gone back to the stone age by Mozk · · Score: 1

      The radioactive trefoil looks awfully similar to a film reel...

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  39. Mr. Yuck by AlexCorn · · Score: 1

    Why not just put one of those green "Mr. Yuck" stickers from the doctor's office on every container of nuclear waste?

  40. Re:typically american. by Stonent1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    U R nt spkng a lnguage I undrstnd. My BFF Jill dsn't eithr. LOL!!!! C U L8R KTHXBYE

  41. Post-it by johndmartiniii · · Score: 1

    We would just leave Post-it notes reading "Very Dangerous Toxic Waste" on the most dangerous bits, obviously. Also, make sure that funding is up in the linguistics departments at universities so that when we get around to it, someone will know how to read said notes.

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  42. Re:typically american. by lordsid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its actually the right thing to do in this case.

    Any monument that they could build that would stand the test of time would only attract attention to the site. People are inquisitive and have no respect for the past. Its not like we believed any of the curses when we raided the tombs of Egypt. Why would it be any different for our future citizens? The scarier that the site is made to look the more people will be interested in it.

    The site itself is hundreds of feet underground and in the middle of nowhere. The chances it being found if left unmarked are very very very small.

    Personally I believe that we are going to be digging up our trash and other waste in the next few hundred years as a fuel source. In that case it would be nice to know where at that radioactive waste went.

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  43. Shouldn't be a problem by bipbop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most likely, a pointy-haired hero armed with only his sword and a rag-tag bunch to back him up will attack the nuclear waste to death, after finding the vague hints we've left for no reason in our oceanfloor palace. I wouldn't worry about it.

  44. Thought provoking? by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    This presumes that people in the future will be stupider than we are now...

    Which is really quite a stretch.

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  45. Nuclear reprocessing a MUST by Moderator · · Score: 0

    BNFL really F'ed up the whole reprocessing idea at Windscale, err, Selafield, by occasionally "accidently" dumping radioactive waste into the Irish Sea (which is now the most radioactive in the world). The sea spray contains measurable levels of plutonium. Cancer levels are something like 100 times background levels. A burst pipe contaminated so much of the infrastructure of THORP that it is unclear if it can ever be made safe. And this is the center that was taking radioactive waste from nuclear power stations across the globe, on account of nobody else wanting something like that in their backyard.

    Nuclear reprocessing is a must. At the current rate of development and fuel use, uranium ore will run out 25+ years before we are due to have a commercially viable fusion reactor, never mind enough such reactors that fission reactors can all be replaced. Well, either reprocessing is a must, or we need to invest an order of magnitude more in fusion research, but Governments don't like funding speculative research much and the decades of fuel we currently have will outlast the career of any politician currently with sufficient influence to actually bring about radical funding programs.

    However, if we do have reprocessing, it absolutely needs to be far better managed than BNFL can do. Oh, and don't get Group 4 to carry the nuclear fuel, either. They tend to lose things a lot.

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    1. Re:Nuclear reprocessing a MUST by damburger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, but you can't blame windscale entirely on the scientists. There was a lot of political pressure on them to cut corners and produce enough plutonium for a British A-bomb, and then enough tritium for a British H-bomb. Some of the shit they did to meet those deadlines was insane, even for people who had built an air cooled graphite reactor that vented into the atmosphere. Had it not been for 'Cockroft's folly' Lancashire would probably be a dead zone.

      Its generally management and politicians who fuck things up. In such accidents there is always a dissenting voice beforehand saying 'hold on a minute...' and they are always dismissed for political reasons. It is made worse in the nuclear industry, because the culture of secrecy around nuclear technology breeds a lack of transparency.

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  46. The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by JSBiff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The parent is right. I don't know a whole lot about Nuclear Physics, but it's something I've been trying to read up on lately. The thing about 'spent' nuclear fuel, is that it still does have, as the parent points out, the potential to be reprocessed and burned again. I'm not entirely clear on this, but from what I've read, I think they can reprocess it quite a few times, until it's eventually at a fairly low energy and stable state to where, like the parent said, it's only dangerous for a short time.

    What people don't realize is back in the 70's, the US was looking into the possibility of setting up breeder reactors to reprocess fuel. The Carter administration made the decision to, for the time being, defer re-processing the fuel, with the given reason that they were concerned about the ability to secure the Plutonium which is produced in the re-processing. That is, breeder reactors process 'spent' Uranium into a mixture of Uranium and Plutonium, I think (which can then be used as a fuel for a plutonium power reactor). The problem is, if someone diverted even *very small* amounts of the plutonium, which might be hard to detect because of how small an amount is missing, they could over time possibly accumulate enough material to build a small but powerful bomb, or at least a dirty bomb. Steal a few grams here, a few grams there, eventually you have a few kilograms.

    Plus, there was an economic argument against it at the time - Uranium was cheap and abundant, so it was simply cheaper to keep burning 'new' Uranium, than to reprocess the spent Uranium. My understanding is that, at least currently, some of the processing and enrichment necessary to turn it into Plutonium fuel, hasn't been figured out how to do very econically effectively. There have been various Breeder reactor's put up in other countries, I think I read there are some in Europe and Asia, but so far the current designs, I guess, haven't turned out to be very economically competitive against other energy sources.

          Personally, as I indicate in my subject for this post, I view Yucca Mountain not as a waste site, a dumping ground, but more like the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. We are saving the spent Uranium until the time we need it and and have figured out the technologies necessary to efficiently and cheaply reproccess it, and how to secure it better. Because it stays 'hot' for 10000 years, it means we have plenty of time in which to figure out how to reprocess it and make an economically viable energy source out of it. In that regard, the extremely long time spans might be quite to our advantage, as it means we aren't, really, losing significant potential energy each year it's sitting in storage. In the meantime, we just keep buying 'new' Uranium and building up our strategic reserve.

    1. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by compro01 · · Score: 1

      until it's eventually at a fairly low energy and stable state to where, like the parent said, it's only dangerous for a short time.

      Unless I'm remembering wrong, radiation output and half-life are inversely related. The waste post-reprocessing would be about 50 times more radioactive, but it would die off and become safe about 50 times faster.

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    2. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The argument against Yucca Mountain storage has less to do with storage as it has to do with the insane risks of transporting dangerous material from all over to Yucca Mountain (there's something like 3000 train accidents PER YEAR).

    3. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you aren't going to stabilize the waste, there really isn't a great deal of need to ship it somewhere central, you can just leave it at the reactor sites (or do regional collection if security is something that people get worried about).

      One issue is that reprocessing hasn't been all that successful in France:

      http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/print/4891

      The crux of it is that breeder reactors don't work yet.

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    4. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by Shabazz+Rabbinowitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I don't know a whole lot about Nuclear Physics... [long post]...

      I was all set to mock you mercilessly but then you go and make some cogent comments. On top of which your name does not include letters in place of numbers.

      You are really ruining it for those of us who have nothing to add but mockery.

    5. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      I might be misunderstanding the situation, but I thought after reprocessing, yes, it becomes much more radioactive, but that is what let's you put it in a reactor and 'burn' it for another 10 or 15 years to generate electricity, at which point the fission it's been undergoing for those years has 'cooled' it off a lot, and so it's both less radioactive *and* the waste product has a shorter half-life? I might be wrong though, and what you say might be the case. Still, it's arguably better to try to secure 'very hot' waste for 100 years than 'hot' waste for 10000+?

    6. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I think they can reprocess it quite a few times, until it's eventually at a fairly low energy and stable state to where, like the parent said, it's only dangerous for a short time.

      It doesn't work that way, it has to be more radioactive to have a shorter halflife, ideally fissile ash.

      What people don't realize is back in the 70's, the US was looking into the possibility of setting up breeder reactors to reprocess fuel. The Carter administration made the decision to, for the time being, defer re-processing the fuel, with the given reason that they were concerned about the ability to secure the Plutonium which is produced in the re-processing. That is, breeder reactors process 'spent' Uranium into a mixture of Uranium and Plutonium

      From memory I don't think the mix was plutonium and uranium and I think the elements they were using were creating an enormous waste problem in the process. Second, breeder reactors are harder to manage with respect to less lead up time before a potential accident.

      Uranium was cheap and abundant..

      But not any more and it takes so much energy to get the ore in the first place. 2.4 gigajoules per ton for soft ores and 5.5 gigajoules per ton for hard hard ores. To get a kilogram of uranium you have to process 500 tons of hard ore (as there is almost no soft ore left) - and even that is assuming an extremely optimistic extraction efficiency approaching %50 and that assumes you have a high grade ore. Yet you still have to factor in the energetic remediation of the mine tailing. Like Oil, all the cheap uranium is gone.

      There have been various Breeder reactor's put up in other countries, I think I read there are some in Europe and Asia, but so far the current designs, I guess, haven't turned out to be very economically competitive against other energy sources.

      I mention energy because economic factors are not as relevant as 'Net Energy Return'. Nuclear power is very energy intensive *after* the energy has been produced simply because our technology - especially material sciences - are not adequate to produce a Nuclear reactor (preferably a IFR style but safer) that has a life span that matches the geological time frames that we have to deal with. We need a reactor design that lasts at least 1000 years and is a closed loop, i.e. the plutonium goes in and nothing comes out. This is why I support reactor research but not commercial nuclear power.

      Personally, as I indicate in my subject for this post, I view Yucca Mountain not as a waste site, a dumping ground, but more like the Strategic Petroleum Reserve...it stays 'hot' for 10000 years,

      First of all lets clear up the time frame here, it's not 10000 years, plutonium is radioactive for 25000 years before it decays into it's daughter product, which will then be radioactive for ??000 years and iterate 20 odd times. That's why I refer to it as 'geological time frames'. Second Yucca mountain is not a suitable site because it is made of pumice and geologically active evidenced by recent aftershocks of 5.6 within ten miles of a repository that is supposed to be geologically stable for at least 500000 years. The DOE's own 1982 Nuclear Waste policy Act reported that the Yucca Mountain's geology is inappropriate to contain nuclear waste, and long term corrosion data on C22 (the material to contain the Pu-239 and mitigate the ingress of water - yet another Yucca problem) is just not available.

      We need something made of granite. The only human made structure with the potential to last 10000 years is Mt Rushmore, so it has to be that type of engineering project because the logistical problems of transferring the 70000 odd tons of Pu239 to the waste repository are so involved that you want to get it right the first time and only do it once.

      it means we have plenty of time in which to figure o

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    7. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the feedback. Like I said, I don't know a lot about this stuff yet. I've been trying to get info, but, it's actually harder to find good info about stuff like this than I thought it would be. I got some gleanings from Wikipedia, and a few other sources - I think I found something on the PBS website that had some essays written by two policy wonks from the Carter days, arguing the two sides of the debate, as it was seen at the time. When I wrote my post, I was working from memory as I read this less detailed than I'd like information about a month ago.

      "From memory I don't think the mix was plutonium and uranium and I think the elements they were using were creating an enormous waste problem in the process."

      I just found my source for that statement (I was working from memory). The wikipedia article on Fast Breeder Reactors says this:

      "FBRs usually use a mixed oxide fuel core of up to 20% plutonium dioxide (PuO2) and at least 80% uranium dioxide (UO2)."

    8. Re:The Strategic National Plutonium Reserve by david.peace · · Score: 1

      "Steal a few grams here, a few grams there, eventually you have a few kilograms." And how would you store it, as you walked through the metal detectors and past the Geiger counters? In you're pocket? It's just a few grams... Perhaps just "naked" in the palm of your hand. A few grams of plutonium does not look like a lot, it being heavier than, say gold. Also there is the extreme hazard of its toxicity. Plutonium is one of the most toxic substances on the planet.

  47. F*ck em?? by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

    Come on really why do we care.. I'll be dead before the turn of this century so why on earth would I give a tupney about about people in 10000years..

    besides by that time 1 of 2 things will have happened.

    1) Humans will be extinct (ironically) due to a nuclear war.
    2) Humans will have left earth and be living onboard battlestar galactica and looking for a new earth as this one will have been raped of all its resources & only a inhabitable husk will remain.

  48. For someone who didn't give credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He gave a lot of credit to her...

  49. We don't have to. by QuantumPion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do we warn people 10,000 years in the future about our nuclear waste dumps? We don't because we don't have to because we don't have to store waste for 10,000 years.

    It is possible to reprocess fuel to remove the actinides, which have a long decay time, and recycle them into new fuel. The remaining radioactive waste has a much shorter decay time, on the order of a few hundred years.

  50. We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    We could put the waste in giant pyramids.

    Seriously, we can put it anywhere.
    By then, we have spent all the oil long ago.

    This waste is the new oil.
    It will be more useful than dangerous.
    But I would assume that any useful waste would already be utilized by then.
    And 10,000 years is a long time. Either we have no harmful waste, or we destroyed ourselves.

    1. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by kaos07 · · Score: 1

      Interesting isn't it. The Egyptians left us priceless treasures consisting of gold and jewels in pyramids as their gift for future generations. We leave harmful nuclear waste in concrete tombs.

    2. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yes, how awful that we utilize energy to improve the quality of life of the many, rather than burying valuable resources with the few.

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    3. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by kaos07 · · Score: 1

      Clearly you missed the point. Our waste won't really benefit anyone in 10,000 years. The treasures of the ancient Egyptians benefited a lot of people.

    4. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by maxume · · Score: 1

      Or I got the point and wanted to highlight something that I thought was more important and a better way of looking at it.

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    5. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you missed his point. How many slaves went into burying those ancient Egyptian treasures? Can I torture you today if it gives a few archaeologists a job in a thousand years?

    6. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Actually all recent evidence points to paid workers being used to build the pyramids, and not slaves like the bible claims.

    7. Re:We could put the waste in pyramids in desert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no pyramids mentioned in the Yahweh, Yesu Bible.

  51. Abissal plains are better by mangu · · Score: 4, Informative

    In subduction zones part of the material keeps getting pushed around the edge for a long time before being dragged under. In 10000 years a lot of the material would still be sitting there.

    But there are some parts of the ocean bottom that have remained stable for at least a billion years. We could enclose the material in glass or ceramic cylinders and bury them in the bottom of the sea. If anyone has the technology and the motive to dig 100 meters in mud that's under 5000 meters of water, one can assume they will have knowledge of the dangers of radioactive material.

    Besides, that's a good way to keep it away from terrorists, too. Even if they could locate the exact spots where to dig, they wouldn't want to go to so much effort, there are easier ways to accomplish their ends.

    1. Re:Abissal plains are better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, you know, stuff underwater doesn't ever leak.

    2. Re:Abissal plains are better by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      Why not put it back exactly where it came from?
       
      People want to concentrate it for some reason.... Instead we should dilute it as much as possible, using just as much rock and dirt as it was extracted from.
       
      Whatever location was used to gather it couldn't be any worse off after putting it back there.

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    3. Re:Abissal plains are better by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      Godzilla, yo.

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    4. Re:Abissal plains are better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, that's a good way to keep it away from terrorists, too. Even if they existed as portrayed by the American media, they wouldn't want to go to so much effort, there are easier ways to accomplish their ends.

      Fixed that for you.

    5. Re:Abissal plains are better by mangu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because, you know, stuff underwater doesn't ever leak.

      Funny thing is, it doesn't. In the last fifty years several nuclear submarines were lost in the seas. None had radioactive leaks strong enough to locate them. To find a lost nuclear submarine, you have to go through the same process it takes to find any sunken ship, find a trail of debris in the bottom of the ocean and track it down to the main disaster area.

       

  52. We should be reprocessing anyway. by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no reason to make waste that's dangerous for 10,000 years. In advanced countries like France, which has the cleanest air and the cheapest power in Europe, the waste from its many reactors is separated and the heavy atoms (which are responsible for almost all long-term radioactivity of unprocessed waste) are fissile and are used to make more electricity.

    They thought about making dumping sites for what remains (and it's far less dangerous than the 10,000-year figure), but nobody liked that, so the waste is stored at the plant itself waiting to be used for something in the future.

    I'm pretty sure that we'll need that stuff for something, and it will be a pain to dig it up.

    With proper reprocessing, reactor waste can be made less radioactive than the mined ore in a span of 300 years, so nuclear power could potentially reduce the radioactivity in the world.

    1. Re:We should be reprocessing anyway. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Quite a bit about the situation in France in this article:

      http://www.spectrum.ieee.org/print/4891

      They are currently only using the reprocessed fuel in traditional reactors (or storing it); this leads to more "hot" radioactive material, not less. There is reason to believe that they will eventually start burning it up, but currently, they are not.

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  53. With pictures by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Just put a big picture of (insert humorous person to have a picture on here), they're so bad that in 10,000 years, people will still remember!

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  54. Rockets come up every time... by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mostly because launching stuff into space isn't anywhere near 100% reliable, and honestly enough, what the politicians are calling 'waste' that has to be safely stored for 10k years is actually still 90-95% of what a nuclear engineer would call 'potential fuel'.

    Let Uranium double in price and reprocessing is suddenly profitable, and not that expensive to do on rods that have been cooling off for the last hundred years.

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    1. Re:Rockets come up every time... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      They're not just burying rods though. They're combining it with silicon and other such substances, then baking it into glass blocks. For all intents and purposes, it will be prohibitively expensive to reprocess, to the point where it would likely be an energy negative.

    2. Re:Rockets come up every time... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source on that? Current estimates are that a breeder reactor can run a positive energy balance based on using the electricity to extract radionucleatides from seawater.

      A fuel rod produces more than enough energy during it's life to melt lots, and lots of glass. Vitrification might make the refining process more expensive - but it's still a more pure source of Uranium than the raw ore it comes from(yellowcake). Right now prices for uranium are depressed because many plants are burning through stocks released by weapon drawdowns. That's not going to last forever, and rising prices will make recycling more attractive.

      The process also isn't as expensive when you've let the rods cool for 50 years or so, much less in radiation measures are necessary.

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  55. Stick figures! by IAAE · · Score: 1

    I think a comic strip with stick figures getting sick from radiation poisoning, or simply dying, would be the most effective way to pass on the message that the radioactive waste stored here is dangerous. I'm sure the guys at XKCD would be willing to do it.

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  56. GTFO n00b by ryanvm · · Score: 1

    I thought we all agreed on just writing GTFO all over the place?

  57. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here by mj01nir · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is well trodden land for /. : This Place is Not a Place of Honor http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/05/11/011235 Radioactive Warning for Future Generations http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185062 Check out the official SANDIA report: http://www.prod.sandia.gov/cgi-bin/techlib/access-control.pl/1992/921382.pdf

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  58. Deep time by Tony · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow. It's not like Gregory Benford addressed this same problem back in 2000 or anything. Nope. This is a brand-new problem that nobody's thought about before.

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    1. Re:Deep time by KokorHekkus · · Score: 1

      And Gregory Benford didn't adress a new problem either, it's well known problem that's been on the table for quite some time. Even the Department of Energy formed a panel to examine the problem in the 1980s (see this Time Magazine article from 1984 http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,926980,00.html )

      I heard about it the first time when I took a human-computer interaction course in the early 90s.

  59. Re:typically american. by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    -nod- That line of reasoning always seems to work out well for Indiana Jones.

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  60. How about: by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    A circle of pairs of stone pillars with a big stone lying horizontally across the top of each pair.

    1. Re:How about: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The early Bronze-age Beaker culture residents of Wiltshire claims prior art.

  61. Darwing awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humankind is already doing it's best to remove itself from the gene pool as soon as possible. The last Darwin Awards will go to us all.

  62. Geiger counter? by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

    If only we could make the dangerous area give off some sort of "radiation" that could be detected using some kind of instrument.

    Hey if we regress that far I'd think humanity has bigger problems. Modern humans KNOW that living near Chernobyl is probably not a good idea. But still a lot of people do, are we so sure a less advanced civilization would act differently?

    Maybe a better question is, how do we warn whatever replaces us? Do we care? We have no problem killing other living things. As long as it's not US, mostly.

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  63. Re:typically american. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm, if we are anything to judge by it will be:

    Hey, the ancients wanted to keep people away from here. There must be buried treasure!

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  64. Warn future humans? Warn the Vogons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll be clearing the area for a hyperspace bypass in 3...2...1...

  65. Summary not very accurate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a thought-provoking essay in the The Guardian newspaper (UK) by Ulrich Beck concerning this problem

    I would reword that to "There is a thought-provoking essay in the The Guardian newspaper (UK) by Ulrich Beck about the implications of not solving this problem"

    He doesn't actually talk much about what they're doing about it, other than to point out some minor research that the skull and crossbones may not be a good choice... and then goes on to rant for 10 paragraphs about how our governments are misleading us and promising that nuclear is safe.

    I was far more interested in the kind of symbology that's being developped than reading yet another tirade about nuclear powers' dangers with neither concrete facts nor suggestive solutions to the problem...

  66. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 5, Insightful
    while short, these two posts are spot on. We don't have to have "dangerous wastes" if we use the right reactors. IIRC, using an IFR, after 1400 years ,the waste has the same radioactivity as my kitchen countertop (granite). confused one is also correct - Subcrit reactors are another viable direction for low waste reactors, and - both run on thorium, and there's 10x as much thorium as there is uranium.

    We need THESE kind of technologies, NOW. Not 20 years from now.

    I would also note to damburger that the petty despots and terrorists only have power because of state sponsored nuclear terror was practiced live and in action on civilians by the USA (viz Nagasaki and Hiroshima) and held the world hostage in the fear mongering practice of the Cold War by the USA and CCCP. I agree with damburger that it is sad that a small group of asshats is making life exceptionally difficult for the rest of humanity. Remember when you could go to Mexico or Canada and use your Driver's License as ID? Remember a time before the DHS? I do.

    This is all a problem of risk assessment which humans largely suck at. 3000 people died on 9/11, and suddenly a multi-billion dollar dept is thrown together making everyone's travelling life difficult and illegal to take cosmetics or liquids on board and all manner of other over-reactive legal nonsense. Every year 50,000 people die on the highways, but I don't see them making cars illegal. How many people died at 3 mile island? Oh that's right - none. Did it shorten some people's lives? Yes. However, the proper response would have been to build IFRs and subcrits, not ban them altogether. Chernyobl is a different deal - that was people being stupid and destructive, so many people died there. IFRs and subcrits and pebblebeds - these are all VASTLY safer technologies, and Mister and Missus John Q Smith from Anytown USA need to pull their heads out of their asses NOW, and get with the program if they have ANY hope of keeping the lights on in 20 years.

    I don't fancy freezing in the dark, as it would result in the disappearance of the forests, and THAT would suck...

    RS

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  67. 10,000 years? We don't care about 100 years! by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

    The human race doesn't give a rat's ass what happens to our grandchildren, let alone people 10,000 years in the future. We're inherently near-sighted as a species, it's human nature.

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  68. How about by archetypeone · · Score: 2, Funny

    we setup a word document on a network drive somewhere?

  69. Re:typically american. by thedonger · · Score: 1

    Personally I believe that we are going to be digging up our trash and other waste in the next few hundred years as a fuel source.

    wiki Landfill Mining. I had that idea about two weeks ago; turns out someone else had that idea 40 years ago.

    More interesting than whether or not the information makes it 10000 years in the future is what whether it will make it that long with the meaning.

    There is nuclear waste in that mountain purple monkey dishwasher.

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  70. "This is not a place of honor" by myce · · Score: 1

    Damn interesting had an article about this a year ago: "This is not a place of honor"

  71. Steppin' into Eden, yea, brother by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    I don't see why a simple 'Do not eat of it, for on that day you shall surely die,' wouldn't be best.

    It's good enough: either it will actually work, or, should they disobey, or don't understand English, then it's their fault, so we shouldn't have to feel bad about the result in that case.

    (Note: yes, I'm plagiarising an old Corman movie.)

  72. Clean up! by dfetter · · Score: 1

    I have this amazing idea. Rather than burying that waste and hoping for the best, what say reprocess it until it's not dangerous, getting power off it in the process? Surely nobody could have thought of that before.

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    What part of "A well regulated militia" do you not understand?
  73. Why do people get distracted by the dangers? by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    I think a far more relevant issue, in terms of nuclear power, is WHERE the uranium comes from. Shadey uranium mines in poverty striken countries, where the treatment of the workers is barely moral.

    How can the UK be even considering funding this?

    1. Re:Why do people get distracted by the dangers? by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Shadey uranium mines in poverty striken countries, where the treatment of the workers is barely moral.

        knew things were bad in Asutralia and Canada, but not that they were THAT bad.

  74. Who gives a tiny rats ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if some post-apocalyptic humans run into a bit of nuclear waste? If they can't tell it's there, they certainly aren't going to have capability to cause a major breach of the containment facility anyway. What a load of bollocks. You'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac...

  75. Pirates and three year olds? by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    OMG, in the future we will be living in Never Neverland.
    How will we warn future generations about Robin Williams?

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  76. We Need Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need power, and there are only four consistent sources of power:

    * Oil
    * Natural Gas
    * Coal
    * Nuclear

    Solar and wind are great and need to be exploited, but they can never be primary sources of energy because they are impacted by weather and time of day.

    Nuclear power is safe. The only downside is nuclear waste. We need to work on mechanisms for safer and safer storage of nuclear waste, but in the end it is our only option.

  77. We've already crossed that bridge by Steve525 · · Score: 1

    I always hear the argument of the lifetime of nuclear waste when people oppose nuclear energy. The reality is, we've already crossed that bridge. Like it or not, we have already created nuclear waste. We are now stuck. So, why not just go ahead and create more if it helps our energy problems? Either way we are going to have to store the stuff for 10,000 years. How much of the waste we have shouldn't matter that much (up to a point).

    The article (written by a sociology professor-??!) did make a good point about the realities of nuclear energy:

    "The probability of improbable accidents increases with the number of "green" nuclear plants; each "occurrence" awakens memories of all the others, across the world."

    No doubt, if we continue to use nuclear energy, there will be another Three Mile Island type incident. No one was actually hurt by Three Mile Island, but the incident made people very afraid.

    (Chernobyl, of course, did really hurt people, but that reactor was a poor design with no containment. With proper designs, I do believe accidents like that can be avoided in the future).

  78. I Suggest the Yellow Happy Face by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    But be consistent! This symbol should be affixed to every nuclear waste site.

    Whatever you choose for a symbol be it skull and crossed bones or whatever will attract curious people to look at what the ancients built, and 10000 years in the future, even if you post keep out, nuclear waste, poison, radioactive etc on a bunch of multilanguage rosetta stones ( which should accompany any symbol, because some current language, at least in fragments might well survive 10000 years considering the sheer number of long lived artifacts that our society produces and then burys in landfills ), there is no guarantee that anyone will be able to make sence of them 10000 years in the future.

    So, likely someone 10000 years in the future will crack into a drum of radioactive waste, and die so that we might enjoy nuclear power now. How many construction workers die from hammers falling on their heads during the construction of a typical nuclear power plant ( or coal plant or wind farm )? How many people died or were injured mining the uranium fuel?

    The number of casualties IN OUR TIME might be less than one per nuclear power plant, but it is surely greater than one when you consider all the nuclear power plants that would contribute waste to a dump site.

    So our society considers it ok to sacrifice human life for material benefit. ( Consider how many fatal traffic accidents could be prevented if people stopped driving cars and returned to horse an buggy... Consider how many fatal kicks, and paralizing falls from up on high horses could be avoided if people just walked instead, or better yet stayed home.. )

    If it is ok for some minimal number of casualties to occur in the present for our enjoyment of nuclear power, than it is surely acceptable that some minimal number of casualties occur in the future so that we can bask in the warm incandescent glow of light bulbs powered by nuclear fission.

    As long as the symbol is constistent throughout the world, then in the future, likely some ONE will crack open a drum of radioactive waste and die. But then the society of 10000 years in the future will have learned that Yellow Happy Face means death, and will avoid any other sites marked with the Smile of Doom from then on.

    If you mark the place with a Skull and Crossed Bones, then they will still be curious as to what the strange Skull and Crossed Bones cult was about, and they will still crack open the drum and someone will still die, but because the drum was marked with a frikken SKULL AND CROSSED BONES, the dead person's contemporaries will chuckle silently to themselves when they read about the news and say to themselves 'DUMBASS'.

    We want the people of the future to curse us for leaving them with barrels of toxic crap. So by marking the site with the Yellow Smiley Face they will put the blame for the accident on us where it belongs, saying what kind of asshole civilization marks frikken radioactive waste with a Yellow Smiley Face? People 10000 years ago were such jerks!

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    1. Re:I Suggest the Yellow Happy Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by marking the site with the Yellow Smiley Face they will put the blame for the accident on us where it belongs, saying what kind of asshole civilization marks frikken radioactive waste with a Yellow Smiley Face?

      You won't be so keen on this idea when they come back in their time machines and whup your ass for suggesting this in the first place. And by 'whup your ass' I mean 'force feed you every last drop of that nasty poisonous waste marked with the smiley face and then party while you die horribly'. Believe me, those future guys are *vindictive*.

  79. we don't, we burn it in breeder reactors by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    breeder reactors use 10x the amount of fuel of regular reactors, produce 10x the amount of power, produce 1/10th the amount of waste, and what waste that is has a half life of only a century or two

    so how come we don't use breeder reactors?

    because they can be used to make plutonium

    however, given the choice between dramatic fuel and power reduction, dramatic waste increase and massive half life increase, i'd rather just deal with a little extra plutonium

    somebody in power ha sdecided otherwise

    i don't agree with them

    plus, we can thorium as a fuwel source in addition to uranium, like the indians do

    its not like this isn't being done outside the united states

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    1. Re:we don't, we burn it in breeder reactors by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I always scratch my head over the profileration concerns with breeder reactors.

      How much do we spend every year fighting wars to secure the middle east? How much money would we save on oil if we had dependable nuclear power?

      Ok, take about 0.0001% of that money, and you could have a whole garrison of crack commandos that have training in nuclear physics stationed at every nuclear power plant in the country. Is it really that hard to secure a reactor? You could also have 8 layers of inspectors accounting for every mg of radioactive materials so that you'd need to bribe so many people to steal it that it would be cheaper to just build your own reactor. All of this would probably be unnecessarily wasteful, but even if you're paranoid enough to pay for it we'd be still saving a bundle compared to the status quo. And far less of those commandos would die securing the power plants than die every year securing Iraq...

  80. Why this need for instant gratification? by catmistake · · Score: 1

    If half the resources that are poured into nuclear development were put into solar technology, we'd all have cheap cheap clean clean energy within a decade.

  81. Why bother? by jscotta44 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Since global warming is obviously [snicker] going to destroy the world, there will be no one to warn.

    1. Re:Why bother? by MagdJTK · · Score: 1

      Since global warming is obviously [snicker] going to destroy the world, there will be no one to warn.

      It won't destroy the world, it will just cause severe climate changes, possibly killing hundreds of millions due to desertification. But why should you give a shit when you might have to pay slightly more for petrol?

    2. Re:Why bother? by jscotta44 · · Score: 1

      Ahâ¦as large an assumption about my motives as the typical global warming enthusiast makes about the reasons for global warming in the first place. If you've take a problem with global warming, take it up with the large ball of burning gas in the center of the solar system and the millennia of historical weather changes of our current planet. Don't bore me with claims of human causation. The studious ignoring of the real culprits is tedious.

  82. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by dapsychous · · Score: 1

    Somebody mod parent up. Pretty please?

  83. Not really *new* by jbaltz · · Score: 1

    The NYT magazine had a section of a feature article about this when they were covering Yucca Flats...this must have been close to a decade ago.

    Short memories on people, here.

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  84. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the same kind of flippant attitude that gets The Evil released every thousand years in JRPG Land.

    Beware!

    Beware!

  85. Re:typically american. by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nuclear power has a massive, massive externality attached to it. You let private industry run it without interference your tap water will glow in the dark before long.

    Its cost efficient to burn fuel for a bit then dump it. Its better for society, both now and in the future, to keep burning the stuff until its broken down into safer isotopes. The market has no mechanism to represent this, and by Goodhart's law trying to apply one would likely be futile.

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  86. Warning Future Generations by hads · · Score: 1
    This post reminds me of a discussion in an Anthropology class from a number of years ago.

    Our Lecturer was explaining ethnographic writing, and a study undertaken on warning future Anthropologists, who may have uncovered a mysterious archaeological site (which happened to be one of our longterm nuclear storage locations, and entering posed a danger to their immediate health). :)

    The study looked at finding a universal sign or signal for danger, which could basically be posed on the door of places like Yucca Mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucca_Mountain ). The symbol needed to be relatively static over time and uniform across as many cultures as possible. Not too surprisingly, they were unable to find anything suitable. The safest solution was to employ a 'gate-keeper' of this knowledge. It is the gate-keepers responsibility to pass on the significance of exactly what this 'stuff' buried here is. Or just mark them all on Google Maps. :)

    I hope this makes sense, it's getting a bit late here!

    hads.

  87. Geiger counter or GTFO? by ozphx · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if they've failed at evolution hard enough to not be able to use a geiger counter then I think they need a good dose of mutating radiation up the wazoo.

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  88. Care labels? by mickq · · Score: 1

    Easy - care labels.

    I have found them sewn on the inside of nearly all my shirts and pants, and all these years later I can still read them to learn how to take care of them.

    Sample:

    Warning: toxic nuclear waste. Do not iron. Do not tumble dry. Warm wash with water and soap only. Drip dry in deep bunker 1 mile underground for 10,000 years.

    And best of all you get a discount if you buy care labels in batches of more than 1000.

  89. Re:typically american. by budgenator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Radioactive decay is exponential so in ten thousand years, the radiation given off by our "nuclear waste" will be about the same as the ore would have been if we hadn't done anything with it!

    Thats ... typically american. "Don't do anything, it'll fix itself" ... *sigh*

    I suppose that means you've tested your tap water for radioactive and toxic heavy minerals and your home for radon gas.

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  90. Re:typically american. by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This didn't work very well with the dinosaurs. Having discovered the dangers of global warming, they hid their precious oil and coal reserves deep below the surface of the earth. We managed to dig them up long before discovering their dangers!

    I kid, I kid.

  91. Re:typically american. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those silly ancestors, thinking that I wouldn't know anything that they don't.

    For much of human history in Europe (roughly the thousand years from 500CE to 1500CE) it was accepted as fact that the ancients (i.e the Romans) knew far more than was known at the present time. There was a grain of truth to this.

    You assume that a dismissive attitude to the knowledge of the ancients is a given. It isn't. Superstitious awe of a fallen civilisation can last a long time.

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    My Karma: ran over your Dogma
    StrawberryFrog

  92. Re:typically american. by Narpak · · Score: 2, Funny

    In 10,000 years humans will all be cybernetically enhanced consuming radioactive waste like it was candy. "Aged for proper flavour."

  93. We solved that already by toby · · Score: 1

    By ensuring that there won't be people in 10,000 years. Certainly there won't be a life-sustaining planet, thanks to the errors of the 20th and 21st centuries...

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  94. Re:typically american. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    200 years: 20th century English is viewed a lot like Shakespearean text are by us: you can work it out, but it's tedious. It's not how anyone talks. People actually talk and write in a language that is descended from l33t, lol and txt.
    2000 years: 20th century English is an academic topic, like ancient Latin is today. Average people can recognize a few words or phrases at best.
    5000 years "The inscriptions on this ancient treasure-heard seem to claim that elixir contained inside will bring your ancestors back to life!

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    My Karma: ran over your Dogma
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  95. This has been studied before by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 4, Informative

    For the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant, this is the solution that was developed:
    Permanent Markers Implementation Plan, United States Department of Energy, Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (PDF)

    Some brainstorming that led to the above document--this contains some of the more "exotic" ideas that were considered:
    Expert Judgement on Markers to Deter Inadvertent Human Intrusion into the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (PDF)
    Excerpts in HTML format

    Overview of warnings for Yucca Mountain

    Basically, the idea is to take a multi-layered approach, starting with simple "Danger" warnings (both symbolic and in current languages, large scale and small), and finishing with detailed scientific information about what we will have buried. There will be instructions to add new structures with translations into whatever languages will have arisen in future societies. Sturdy but low-value materials will be used. There are a lot of other considerations; the "Expert Judgement..." document is an interesting read.

    I agree with the other posters saying that reprocessing should make all of this moot, though.

  96. Re:typically american. by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    I would build a giant pyramid, and put hieroglyphs on the seal to the door cursing all who enter. That ought to keep people out!

  97. Geiger Muller by sjf · · Score: 1

    What, won't they have Geiger Muller tubes in the future? Won't the reading be warning enough ?

  98. Scaremongering, ahoy! by Carbon016 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A new one to add to the nuclear power fearmongering checklist: concerns about a span of future time over twice that of the beginning of recorded human history, coupled (as not to be too revolutionary: if 50-year-old technology is too newfangled for these guys, just think what'll happen when they start bringing out completely original arguments) with ignorance of basic knowledge about radioactivity.

    But what if in one hundred trillion thousand quadrillion years, insect aliens from the planet Poopazoid become sentient and discover hazardous left-over CT tracer fluid?!?! WILL THEIR SPACEFARING MINDS BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE DETECTION OF BASIC ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCES?

  99. If we are around... by mr_nazgul · · Score: 1

    If human beings are able to stave off self destruction, natural disasters, space whatevers that we don't know about, etc... and survive another 10,000 years, I think it's pretty certain that "nuclear waste" won't be a worry. Technology, if it hasn't ruined us, will probably be able to detect and use any of those waste materials with ease, or at the very least move it to another rock in the solar system (or even OUT of it).

    Mind you, the chances of this planet called Earth still being habitable at all is not very high at the rate we are going.

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  100. Wikipedia and Google Earth...duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we just post it on Wikipedia and link to pictures on Google Earth. Isn't this now the repository for all human knowledge. Do we also have to write a book and put it in the Gutenberg project archive for them?

    If only there were some device based on 10,000 year old technology that would allow them to read these things....

  101. Start myths.. by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    Tell your kids about the multi-tentacled pasta monster that resides on the mountain... tell them about Balook the Courageous who went to the Mountain and came back as Glowing Balook the Slightly Mad. Have them pass the story on to their kids.

  102. 10.000 years? 10,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that 10 years, specified to 3 decimal points?

    Why do some people use a period or a comma to group numbers? Yes sure, some will say "it's the european way", others will say "it's the american way".

    Okay smart guy, what about 10.000.432? Did I just write 10 000.432 or 10 000 432?

    How about these coordinates: 425,432,654,132,654,985? Is it 425, 432, 654, 132 and 654 or 425 432, 654 132, 654 985?

    Periods should be used for decimals, commas for coordinates/groups (think arrays, not "groups of thousands").

    1. Re:10.000 years? 10,000 years? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Okay smart guy, what about 10.000.432? Did I just write 10 000.432 or 10 000 432?

      What sort of crazy messed-up system would use the same character for digit grouping and decimals?

      10.000.432 can *only* mean 10 000 432, if you're talking about an amount.

    2. Re:10.000 years? 10,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Numbers are numbers, no matter what language you use.

      Why isn't there an international format for that? We need to be able to write decimals AND coordinates in the same strings without having to deduce which field/topic the number refers to.

      Space for thousands, period for decimals, commas for coordinates/groups. Is that too hard?

      It's like those stupid non-ISO dates. What a fuckin' mess. And people still write "08" instead of the whole "2008". That's gonna help a lot when civilization goes into the 2100's, given that documents are now digital, we can presume they'll still be there in 2108. Good luck sorting that. Y2K all over again, in less than a century.

  103. Photoshop contest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You simply show cartoon images of the effects of radiation poisoning. The shriveled raisin testicles and melting flesh warnings should get the message across. Simple macroscopic visual images are the most universally understood of all.

    Of course, that would only encourage mighty warlords and space looters.

  104. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by Tweenk · · Score: 1

    Did it shorten some people's lives? Yes.

    Actually even that's disputable...

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  105. People MAY die, but we shd only tryto warn our own by distantbody · · Score: 1

    Why don't we just accept that many hypothetical dystopians will die from exploring decrepit old waste storage facilities, but that we must accept that trial and error will be the only sure way that they learn that the warm glowing cylinders cause pain and death-- Surely the true tragedy would be the annihilation of our very own civilisation.

  106. Religion by Windrip · · Score: 1

    ISTR Rand (not /that/ Rand) thought that establishing a priesthood &c. would be about the best method to warn future generations.

    Also, can't Ballard's fusion device burn spent fuel?

    1. Re:Religion by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      Sure, why not?
      After all, we already have a similar priesthood prophesying future worldwide cataclysm due to carbon dioxide emissions.

  107. We dont have too. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    We use recycling breeder reactors to not only increase our efficiency of standard nuclear fuel by 1000%, but we also use it to convert waste fuel (that isn't really spent) into useful energy. At the end of the process we have a much smaller amount of material that will decay within a couple centuries.

    We can thank Washington politicians (Ronald "Raygun" among them) for squashing this technology in favor of an unsuccessful attempt at nuclear non-proliferation.

  108. Re:typically american. by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but after a few people died, they'd figure out pretty fast that when we say, "Get off my lawn!" we really mean it.

  109. Which nuclear waste dumps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would that be the big expensive, and probably never to be used hole in the Nevada desert, or the dozens of defacto dumps on riverbanks all over the eastern US? Remember, it is the official policy of the US Senate (as stated by Harry Reid) that this waste is too dangerous to put in the desert. It is also the official position of the NRC that current on-site storage is safe. The only remaining question is what to do with all the money in the radioactive waste disposal trust fund. I think we can count on our politicians to find a solution to that little problem.

  110. better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's an idea, don't produce the waste in the first place.

  111. We have communication & information by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    It's not like people 10,000 years in the future have to figure out where a caveman buried his poo. We have so much information now they should know.

    We could have something that wipes out all our computers and books but if that happens I'm sure a few nuclear waste sites will be the least of their concerns.

  112. Re:typically american. by should_be_linear · · Score: 1

    Idea of linear progression of Science in time is not what I believe in. Our view is distorted by living, for the most part, in 20th century, when scientists found huge unexplored land, land of electricity (home equipment, computers) and advanced chemistry (oil-related products). Lets look on CPU, the best product mankind invented since sliced bread and perhaps most advanced one. 10 years back it seemed sky is limit for CPU clock and therefore speed. Now we know its not easy to go much above 5 GHz in consumer-grade generic CPU, even if you employ some of the best scientists and engineers around the globe. Yes, 500 years from now there certainly will exist 10 GHz CPUs, but will it be much faster than that? What if basic laws of physics (that limits current CPU development going beyond 5 GHz) simply *cannot* be avoided? Add to it problems of many chemical elements being exhausted 100 (let alone thousands) years from now, more rather then less expensive energy (pushes consumer-CPU frequencies down), inability of programmers to utilize massive multi-core designs for general applications, possibility of global-scale nuclear wars that might bring our development back by centuries, possibility of global-scale dictatorship or economical crisis (think overcrowded planet with 300 billions of people) that brings science to halt, unknown development of average IQ on 1000s-years scale. Well, I don't think Power 6 will look like cave-painting even 10,000 years from now. Maybe it will look like Arabic numbering system: we are happy they invented it back-then so that we can use it now.

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  113. The face of the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why don't we write it on the face of the moon?
    even if we go back to the stone age, the 2nd Galileo will find it, and the aliens will understand.. if they got their language right...

    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF105-The_Schlorbians_Strike_Again.jpg

  114. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    10,000 years later?

    Aside from the fact that YOU are their ancestor, not they yours, unless you assume they used time travel:

    This question was asked a few years ago, by the US gov't. The problems they found were:

    What lasts 10,000 years, with writing that will be legible. They chose stone. What language would be used in 10,000 years? They decided pictures were the best bet. Would people finding the warnings heed them, or be intrigued, and decide to dig up the artifacts?

    Their reasoned technological decision? Don't mark it, and hope the poor souls in the future don't dig there.

  115. SImple: No need to by jlherren · · Score: 1

    Does anyone seriously believe that this nuclear waste will still be around in 10'000 years? Or even 1'000 years? It wouldn't even surprise me if that problem is gone already in 100 years or even less. If you look at the development of science in the past 100 years, I am really very confident that in 100 years, we will have tons of fancy uses for that nuclear waste; and if we don't, we'll have tons of fancy ways to make it harmless or to get rid of it. It's also a mistake to believe that any human can make any useful thoughts about the future civilisation of in 10'000 years. Don't bother trying, you're not that smart, sorry. The future is more than capable of handling this.

  116. Re:typically american. by mini+me · · Score: 1

    In addition, I'd put a dead corpse within the pyramid. That way, if someone was stupid enough to enter, the sight of the dead body should be enough to scare them away.

  117. Old News - U.S. gov't is already researching by flattop100 · · Score: 4, Informative
    If that sociologist had a done a little research, he'd find out that this stuff is already being looked at at the WIPP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waste_Isolation_Pilot_Plant
    • 1. Large Surface Markers - The conceptual design calls for 32 Large Surface Markers erected on the perimeter of the controlled area, and 16 markers erected on the perimeter of the repository footprint, within the Berm. Each marker will consist of two separate stone monoliths joined by a mortise-and-tenon joint; the lower member will be a truncated pyramid and the upper member will be a right prism.
    • 2. Small Subsurface Markers - The Small Subsurface Markers will be small buried disks warning of the presence of the repository. They will be buried throughout the repository footprint, within the Berm, and within the shaft seals. They will be randomly spaced and buried at depths ranging from two to six feet below the surface.
    • 3. Berm - The Berm will enclose an area that is 110 percent of the repository footprint. As currently planned, it will have a core base material of salt; the core will be protected by at least two other types of materials. Magnets and Radar Reflectors will be buried in the Berm. These will be buried at specified intervals in the Berm, producing distinctive anomalous magnetic and radar-reflective signatures. A Buried Storage Room will also be constructed at grade inside the Berm on its south side.
    • 4. Buried Storage Rooms - One Buried Storage Room will be buried within the Berm. This room will be constructed at grade level at the center of the southern section of the Berm. It will be completely covered by Berm material. A second Buried Storage Room will be buried in the controlled area outside of the Berm and the repository footprint. This room will be buried approximately 20 feet below the surface, north of the Berm on a line passing through the Information Center, the center of the northern and southern sections of the Berm and the Hot Cell.
    • 5. Hot Cell - This is an existing reinforced concrete 40-by-70 foot structure with walls 4.5 feet thick. Its foundation extends 30 feet below grade, and the roof is 60 feet above grade. The Hot Cell will remain after closure as an "archeological remnant," effectively serving the function of an additional permanent marker.
    • 6. Information Center - The Information Center will be an open structure having a rectangular design. It will be located on the land surface at the center of the repository footprint.
  118. Oh, for goodness sakes ... by cfortin · · Score: 1

    A thousand years ago we were living in a totally non-technical world. If, in 10k years, we can't remote sense and easily remove/convert/toss-into-the-sun any nuclear waste lying around, then we deserve to fry. What do these idiots think we are going to be doing over the intervening years?

    Stick the nuclear waste in a safe spot ( I'm looking at you, Yukka ), guard it, and solve the problem at our convenience.

  119. Anonymous Coward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't we dump the waste into an active volcano? I doubt we'd need to warn anyone not to mess with a volcano.

  120. Re:typically american. by hitmark · · Score: 1

    nah, that will only be the 1000 year old elite. the rest will as hamsters in wheels to keep the elite's lifestyle in order...

    welcome to the new dark ages...

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  121. The 10,000 year number is ALREADY FUD... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "we'll have waste for 10k years!" is already nonsense.

    As previous posters have pointed out, we ALREADY have the technology to turn 10,000-year waste into 100-year waste with some intelligent choices. I'm quite confident that given another 50 to 100 years of technological advancement, even these will be trivialities by then.

    No, it's (again) simply the fear mongering by naive environmentalists who, unwilling to compromise on a least-worst choice instead of their impossibly utopian alternatives, have effectively prevented nuclear energy from developing in the US for 30+ years. That's the real Inconvenient Truth. Congratulations, I guess.

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  122. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know what could happen in 10.000 years.

    For all you know, the waste surfaced due to a meteorite impact, vulcanos, ...

    Left or right, a lot can happen in 10.000 years :)

  123. Re:typically american. by Azghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny, but I would think the threat of death to those poisoning others with nuclear waste would be a pretty simple mechanism.

    Gov't doesn't have to tell use what to do with nuclear waste. Gov't just has to tell us what gov't is supposed to tell us: Don't fuck up someone else's rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

    Law should severely punish those who do - but right now we've allowed corporations to buy their way out of all kinds of trouble... and THAT is your "massive externality".

  124. OT: virtual +1 funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, meant to mod funny, modded overrated instead. I would just reply to cancel the mod, but that would cancel the other upmods I made in this thread. So, I went and modded up your previous comment, which I think was insightful, to offset the karma hit.

    --jahudabudy

  125. Re:typically american. by woot+account · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would suggest a live corpse, as it's much scarier.

  126. Subduction Zones @ Tectonic Plate Mergers... by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    That is where nuclear waste ought to be buried.

    Yup, I know it wouldn't be easy, but it would be "permanent".

    1. Re:Subduction Zones @ Tectonic Plate Mergers... by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      But then you would have to put warning signs on all the nearby stratovolcanoes, which would spew out the waste sometime later.

  127. The answer - Don't by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    Instead, warn people 100 years from now. Be sure to ask them to warn the people 100 years from then, and to continue 'passing the warning down'.

    Beyond that, if civilization collpases to the point where all language and generational information-passing goes to crap, quit worrying about it. I mean, are we worrying about warning people 10 billion years (or however long it is) from now about the collapse of the entire solar system? At some point you cant do anymore and have to assume that the future will sort itself out.

  128. Deep time part 1 is available online by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    You know, I opened this news item specifically to see if someone referenced Deep Time, or to mention it myself.

    I must say that I haven't read his book, only his paper which is itself very interesting and thought-provoking (and makes you feel utterly small).

  129. Re:typically american. by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are talking about an ideal government that turns its nose up at every bribe and has a constant and competent concern for the wellbeing of its citizens. Yeah fucking right.

    Either a government controls commerce itself (and we know how that turns out) or a government runs the country according to business interests, in which case business interests are essentially government, and you are in the same boat - albeit with competitive forces providing enough of an efficiency boost to stop the whole thing collapsing.

    Those who have read my posts probably know where I am going with this. Both government and corporation are flawed structures, and it isn't surprising considering that they tend to share management techniques, and people easily migrate between the top echelons of the two. The fact is we simply have no proven way to do things well on a large scale, and this is greatly hampers our efforts with regard to solving poverty, securing a new energy source before our existing one runs out, and migrating beyond the Earth.

    We need radical new thinking (and before you ask, I don't have anything concrete that I can't see the flaws in myself) - and we need it fast. How humans organise and coordinate their efforts needs a fundamental overhaul.

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  130. Not worth worrying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems kind of silly to worry about warning people in 10,000 years about nuclear waste, considering humanity will probably be extinct in a few generations.

  131. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually even that's disputable...

    Well no, not seriously. The increased risk of thyroid cancer is documented, and while thyroid cancer itself is rarely fatal, treatment for it is usually removal of part or all of the thyroid gland, which causes problems all of its own, but people don't talk about that when they flout that nobody died "from cancer" due to three mile island.

  132. religious taboos last a long time by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Holy mountains and evil mountains. Tibetans and Hepalese didnt climb Himalayas until Europen toruists came, even though they much more phsyically fit than Europeans to do this.

  133. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  134. Re:We don't - ancestors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  135. but wind power... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    wind turbines, and turbine farms kill birds. and solar collecters steal valuable sunlight from places that need it, like northern canada.

  136. Re:typically american. by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

    Aside from the fact that YOU are their ancestor, not they yours, unless you assume they used time travel:

    The first goddam time in my life when I fuck up, and you AC, have to point it out to me.

    Thanks.

    Just kidding 8^), you're right.

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  137. Been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gregory Bendford gave a talk about exactly this at the 1996 WorldCon in Melbourne, Australia. He favourite(?) idea was to cap the disposal sites with -large- areas of flat broken black granite-- making the area inherently inhospitable to everything, not just future humans.

  138. Neanderthal man by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    How did Neanderthals warn us about the dangers or buried Uranium?

    Seriously, get a grip. While I suppose we could have done without the manufacture of radium-coated clock dials, our lack of forewarning about radiation wasn't especially deadly to our society.

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  139. Who knows if ... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Maybe the low levels of radiation over time will give rise to a race of super powered humans... or ants.

  140. Nuke Powered Warning Sign by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    How about sealing in quartz (like the Apollo spacecraft windows) a series of pictures of people touching the entombed object and horribly dying? Embed some radioactive material against some phosphor or other light emitting elements charged up by the nuke waste.

    Or we could just keep doing what we're doing, and eventually poison our whole society to death, and just let the legends of the "apocalypse" grow for a few millennia.

    Though that's probably failed before.

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    1. Re:Nuke Powered Warning Sign by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      Moderation -1
          100% Troll

      TrollMods would rather people get nuked to death rather than warned of the truth.

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  141. Obligatory Star Trek joke: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buried radioactive toxic waste is pretty tame compared to the various hazards of space and exploring unknown planets.

    Yeah, especially if you are wearing a shirt that is red.

  142. I've said this for awhile now... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Toxic waste, and that crap we send to landfill. Rocket it up to the sun, all would be vaporized in our galactic incinerator. We could do this currently, prohibitions are only cost of fuel, cost of equipment, not to mention having the hazard of rocket fulls of toxic goo, explode or go off course on take off.

    I beg the question though, these costs, are they worth the current cost in damages to our environment?

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  143. The warnings are irrelivent by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    So this might be over simplifying things but I see two possibilities

    1) Our decendants are atleast as advanced as us, so they should be able to detect radation, so no biggie
    2) We are back in the stone age, someone(s) finds the waste site and is somehow exposed to the radioactive waste and die, the site is cursed and people stay away till they discover what radiation is.

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  144. Why people aren't buying waste... by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People who claim to understand breeder reactors and why they are the solution to every energy problem must first explain why no one is lining up to buy nuclear waste.

    Why aren't people lining up to but nuclear waste? Maybe because it's effectively illegal to do anything with it other than store it on the site where it was produced and/or feed it into one of three(?) approved bureaucratic channels for permanent storage / disposal.

    Just try announcing that you're going to set up a breeder reactor and write to a few people with nuclear waste asking what their "Buy It Now" price is, and see how that works out for you.

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:Why people aren't buying waste... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Just try announcing that you're going to set up a breeder reactor and write to a few people with nuclear waste asking what their "Buy It Now" price is, and see how that works out for you.

      Assuming that you've found a way to do it safely and legally(the more difficult part), I'd say that the price would be in the negatives.

      At least until people pop up with competing breeder reactors(or other nuclear waste burning power producers).

      Much like restraunts and waste grease.

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    2. Re:Why people aren't buying waste... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't effectively illegal. It IS illegal, period. Thanks to Jimmy Carter and the Congress behind him, the US has a ban on reprocessing nuclear waste. Short of some spent fuel assemblies that can be physically modified and inserted into CANDU reactors (of which the USA have none), there is NO possibility for the US to do anything useful with the waste. Not legally, that is.

      I'm holding out for the day when the revolution comes. It will be civil war, of the sheeple and their shepards versus the minority-for-progress. Only when all of the obstructionist shepards are gone will we ever resume mankinds' march towards the future, instead of the current backslide into the bronze era.

      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn8639.html

    3. Re:Why people aren't buying waste... by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      Just try announcing that you're going to set up a breeder reactor and write to a few people with nuclear waste asking what their "Buy It Now" price is, and see how that works out for you.

      Assuming that you've found a way to do it safely and legally(the more difficult part), I'd say that the price would be in the negatives.

      My point was that even asking for pricing would be a sure way to get the feds knocking at your door. And if you could do it legally, the price would likely be pretty high, because nuclear "waste" is very valuable stuff, or it least would be in a rational world where it was legal to use it.

      --MarkusQ

  145. Word of mouth by BigJClark · · Score: 1


    How about how all ancient cultures successfully passed information without the need of the digital medium or mass-produced biohazard signs.

    Word of mouth, passed from generation to generation. Presumably, some of the details might be lost (I doubt it however, we're getting smarter as a people, not dumber), but the main point will be (points with finger) "Over There, Bad".

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  146. If you prefer a scientist's opinion... by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

    Gregory Benford discussed the "warning future generations" issue a good number of years ago. Even gave a GoH speech on it at the 1999 Worldcon (Melbourne).

    Might look up Deep Time: How Humanity Communicates Across Millennia.

  147. Medicine Progress by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I would suggest a live corpse, as it's much scarier.

    No. I really doubt that medical progress will be able to keep Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery for the whole next 10'000 years.

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  148. Re:typically american. by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    It's hard to extrapolate that though. With so many books and copies of information reproduced everywhere throughout our civilization it's hard to imagine what sort of event could destroy all that but leave humanity.

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  149. Re:typically american. by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

    The chances it being found if left unmarked are very very very small.

    That didn't work out so well for the cast of Alien vs. Predator... ;-)

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  150. Even better, eliminate the need by sjames · · Score: 1

    All we have to do to make that entire problem go away is stop insisting on burying perfectly good nuclear fuel.

    If old fuel rods are reprocessed, about 95% of the "waste" becomes new fuel rods ready to use. The rest needs to be stored for about 500 years. If we take the budget for Yucca Mountain and sink it into reprocessing technology instead, we get heaps of useful fuel and no need for Yucca Mountain.

    It's as if we were spending billions and wringing our hands over leakage and warning signs trying to figure out how to bury gasoline for permanent disposal.

    Put into perspective, high school students regularly manage to at least get the basic meaning of 500 year old english written with no thought to readability centuries later every day.

  151. Re:typically american. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

    Thats ... typically american. "Don't do anything, it'll fix itself" ... *sigh*

    Are you joking? Take a look at European history sometime, and see how often Europe sits on its hands when there's business to be done (e.g., Germany, Kosovo, Africa, etc), and then look how often the United States steps in to proactively take care of things.

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  152. Why bother? by This+name+in+use · · Score: 1
    Since when do we care?

    I think we should booby-trap them so that they spray on anyone who inspects them.

    That seems a more fitting communication from the ancient past, according to movies I like to watch.

  153. TV Told Me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply round up all the radioactive materials deemed a significant threat, build a large rocket, and shoot it off into space.

    Don't worry if simulations show it'll come right back in a few centuries, that's someone else's problem!

    Oh wait....

  154. Simple by jamrock · · Score: 1

    The flesh-eating mutants will warn them.

  155. Nuclear waste primer by XNormal · · Score: 1

    The nuclear waste consists of the following:

    1. Uranium 238 - very low radioactivity.
    2. Unburned Uranium 235 - low radioactivity.

    Uranium can be completely removed from the waste by converting it to gaseous Uranium hexafluoride. This stuff is no more dangerous than the original uranium ore (or the uranium in the concrete in the walls around you and the ground under your feet).

    3. Fission products - approximately half the atomic weight of uranium. Intensely radioactive, but that is why they decay relatively rapidly. In 300 years it decays to less than the radioactivity of the ore it came from. We have examples structures that last centuries built with medieval technology. Language does not change fast enough for reliably warning a couple of future generations.

    4. Transuranics - isotopes of plutonium, americium neptunium and perhaps a few others. Caused by uranium and other elements capturing neutrons without fissioning. Radioactive enough to be a serious problem. Not radioactive enough to decay quickly. This is the 10000 year stuff.

    Oh, did I mention that transuranics are a valuable nuclear fuel that our energy-starved descendants will probably want to extract from the waste far before warning future generations ever becomes a problem? I say let's burn it sooner (in molten salt reactors) rather than constructing big mausoleums for it.

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  156. 90% FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is a difference between "radioactive" and "dangerously radioactive". After all, considering that right now YOUR body contains some Carbon-14, YOU are radioactive. Does that mean you need to be locked away for thousands of years until the radiation dissipates? HA! The fact of the matter is that most of the waste from nuclear fission plants will decay to non-dangerous levels after about 600 years. It will still be radioactive, but the level of that radioactivity will be equivalent to the natural background level and can be safely ignored.

    As a check, to properly understand what an ignorable level of radiation is, start with U-238, which has a half-life of about 4 billion years, so this means that 4 billion years ago, the Earth had twice as much of it then as it does now. K-40 has a half-life of about 1 billion years, so 1 billion years ago it was twice as common as now, 2 billion years ago it was 4 times a common as now, 3 billion years ago it was 8 times as common as now, and 4 billion years ago it was 16 times as common as now. (About 1% of today's global atmosphere is argon-40, because of the radioactive decay of only 11% of all that K-40 over the past 4 billion years; the other 89% that decayed became calcium-40.) U-235 has a half-life of about 700 million years, so 4 billion years ago it was more than 50 times as common as now. I won't bother to list other radioactive isotopes that can be examined similarly, but the point is, LIFE EVOLVED AMIDST ALL THAT RADIATION, 4 billion years ago. If radiation was as horrible as they want you to believe, such that we need to worry about nuclear wastes for 10,000 years, we simply wouldn't be here (and a large area near to Chernobyl would be barren, which it isn't).

    So, the problem is, how do we warn people to stay away for about 600 years? The answer is: WRONG PARADIGM.

    For a number of decades, mostly because of NASA's needs and deeds, ways have existed to obtain useful energy from radioactive decay. It's not a lot of energy, but then, not a lot of radioactive material is used in a typical SNAP (System for Nuclear Auxiliary Power) generator. So imagine all that radioactive material thought of as "waste" instead being used to generate power. A decent amount of power, probably. Power sources are desired, right? Even if civilization collapses, a power source which can last a long time will be desired! That means, after a Collapse, people will go to that site, who KNOW about it. They will also know the dangers. It will qualify as a place for civilization to get started again --and over a long-enough period of time, it will also need to be maintained! The knowledge associated with its existence will survive, simply because people will want that power. Until the radiation levels decay to the point it's neither useful nor dangerous. RIGHT PARADIGM.

  157. we dont....we make BV electric cells out of it by TheSovereign · · Score: 1

    Beta Voltaic cells come from radioactive nuclear waste. The waste contains more energy than what we get from a nuclear reactor. To dump it into the ground and ignore it, is a waste of an awesome natural resource. check this out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_battery

  158. Re:typically american. by afidel · · Score: 1

    Sure the market has a way to include the need to reprocess fuel, at some point the cost of recovering new fuel from the soil will be high enough that it will be cheaper to reprocess existing fuel and burn it in a breeder reactor. The real problem is that it will probably be cheaper still to burn coal and oil shales, those have a MUCH higher externality attached the nuclear and yet we keep burning them.

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  159. Re:typically american. by morganew · · Score: 1

    Ok, time to fly off-topic.

    Enough with the CE crap. Someone needs to come up with something better than CE. "Common Era" begs the question: Common to whom? the 1.5 billion people in India? NO. the 1.3 in China? NO. CE is a bullshit response by pansy-ass academics who are worried about appearing to be supporting religion. How stupid is it that you base your dating system on a purely religious timeline and yet try to pretend it's not? oh, and changing BC to mean "Before Common" is just priceless.

    Pick a date, call it year 0 and start over if you are so tragically afraid that somehow that icky religious stuff will get on you. The Republic of China on Taiwan did, the calendar there starts with 1912, the year the ROC was founded.

    The whole CE thing is so incredibly anti-knowledge it makes my skin itch. Understanding the world comes from acknowledgment, not from denial.

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  160. Re:typically american. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But "all of that" of the Romans wasn't destroyed. There were still lots of texts and crumbling buildings. It just took a long time for the veneration of the texts "from the wise ancients" to die down enough for people to start experimenting for themselves. Galileo's observations that the Earth went around the Sun not vice versa were considered so radical in 1610 because it was different to what Ptolemy and Aristotle had said was the truth.

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  161. the real problem by Ethanol · · Score: 4, Funny

    A friend of mine said recently, "The real problem with Yucca Mountain is figuring out how to make a sign that will, hundreds of thousands of years in the future, no matter what language or symbols will be in use by the cultures that come after ours, still be able to clearly and unambiguously convey the concept: 'WARNING: In twenty years there's going to be nuclear waste here.'"

  162. Re:typically american. by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

    Abbott and costello meet the mummy, followed shortly by Abbott and Costello cope with cancer.

  163. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hence, "Pirates!"

  164. Practical waste destruction NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rocket geeks have proposed PRACTICAL nuclear waste destruction, especially for the very worst of it, not typically from civilian power reactors.

    The primary objection on the part of the uneducated, is fear it will crash back down after a rocket failure. There are effective designs for safe payload recovery, which are typically not implemented on satellite launches, due to weight and cost concerns, and the fact they can simply make another one with the insurance proceeds.

    With a nuclear waste disposal payload, such a precaution would be practical and mandatory, and the ground based recovery system itself could have most of the heavy shielding.

    Solar impact is an economical trajectory and the amount of material disposed on a single flight of even an in-stock Delta rocket, much less an evolved Aries-2 in a few years is emmense.

    A large percentage of the very worse radioactive and biological waste could SAFELY be disposed of in about 10 flights. 2 years.

    Geek Squad, rocket version

  165. Re:typically american. by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    10 years back it seemed sky is limit for CPU clock and therefore speed. Now we know its not easy to go much above 5 GHz in consumer-grade generic CPU, even if you employ some of the best scientists and engineers around the globe.

    My Athlon XP 2000+ (from 2003), ran at 1.66GHz. My Core 2 Duo 8200 (from 2008) runs at 2.66GHz. Clock rate increase in five years: 60%. Unimpressive, I'm sure you'll agree.

    I fished out some benchmarks I programmed when I was first playing with Python on the old machine. Still had the output file showing timings for sorting lists of random numbers by bubblesort and quicksort. And I ran the same code on the new box.

    Number-crunching performance increase in five years: 400%.

    Oh, and that old code - being just me, a few years ago, implementing sort algorithms to learn a new language - was certainly not multi-threaded. There was a second core, just as powerful as the first, sitting idle. So total computational power increase in five years: 800%.

    I don't know about you, but I'm pretty well satisfied with that rate of progress. Gigahertz aren't everything, haven't been for a long time.

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  166. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    personally I'd take it as proceed with caution.

  167. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by caluml · · Score: 1

    Chernyobl is a different deal - that was people being stupid and destructive, so many people died there.

    Unfortunately, people are like that.

  168. *** We're still here?! AWESOME! by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I think that it's a great problem to have. Sort of like "damn, the FDIC only insures up to $100,000 in any single bank for any single account holder. How will I keep all of this cash safe?"

    If we have people walking around on this planet in 10,000 years, that would be awesome.

    Regarding the warnings...well hell, it's not like we are trying to warn visitors from another planet in 10,000 years. There will be many generations in between now and then and each should carry that knowledge. Granted, we don't know all of the secrets of Stonehenge, but we are also no longer a sparsely populated largely agrarian planet. We have well-developed writing and communication skills that we will pass down. Certainly they will evolve, but one would hope that all will not be lost.

    Of course, there is smallpox, genetically engineered smallpox (thanks Russia), and any number of other virulent strains that make nuclear weapons look like children's toys...and one of those biological agents could wipe out half the planet's population in a flash and leave the surviving civilization in quite a state of disarray...so perhaps they do need to solve this problem....but I am encouraged that we believe that we have the problem and that some experts feel that the planet won't just be inhabited by cockroaches at that time...or turned into a Venus-like pressure cooker due to the greenhouse effect. Rock on linguists.

  169. Re:typically american. by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    Still of topic here:

    It's better than calling it "Anno Domini".
    "Common Era" may be up for debate, and there's a good case in favour of it seeing as it's a widely used calendar, but "Year of our lord" would just be factually wrong for me to write.

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  170. 10,000 years from now, people should ... by cyberspittle · · Score: 0

    You would think that in 10,000 years, people would be smart enough to recognize it for what it is. Or, maybe people will just stay as stupid as they are now. :)

  171. Garbage ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we just roll up all the nuclear waste in a large ball and fire it into space. If it comes back, it'll be the problem of future generations

  172. Best warning sign. by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Guy in an orange hazard suit with a crowbar. Or you could advertise that the release code for Duke Nuke'm Forever is down there. Nobody would believe that and just leave the place be.

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  173. Re:typically american. by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Thats ... typically american. "Don't do anything, it'll fix itself" ... *sigh*

    then again, warning people 200-500 years in the future shouldn't be hard, thats only a few generations, and we can't expect human language to change that much...

    Maybe that's because we have found that all too often, the cure is worse than the disease.

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  174. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by inviolet · · Score: 1

    I would also note to damburger that the petty despots and terrorists only have power because of state sponsored nuclear terror was practiced live and in action on civilians by the USA (viz Nagasaki and Hiroshima) and held the world hostage in the fear mongering practice of the Cold War by the USA and CCCP.

    Just because it involves fear, doesn't mean it is a net negative move. I think it's great that the world now (finally!) fears the prospect of a major war. There has not been a WWIII even though there were plenty of times in the twentieth century that someone was tempted and had the conventional capability.

    If you think the past fifty years of fear of nuclear war has empowered terrorists, I request you reconsider which terrorist acts actual people actually fear. The suicide bomber seems particularly able to hold our attention.

    I agree with damburger that it is sad that a small group of asshats is making life exceptionally difficult for the rest of humanity. Remember when you could go to Mexico or Canada and use your Driver's License as ID? Remember a time before the DHS? I do.

    Are you sure that's the doing of a small group? I am starting to look at society as a pattern, with random individuals rising to play roles that are demanded of them. Our pattern is presently still reverberating from 09/11, and probably won't calm down again until we've had a decade of quiet. Israel is in a similar situation. In this environment, a paranoid leader is demanded, and so one will arise no matter what any person or group does or doesn't.

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  175. thinking about it wrong by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the potential for exploitation as a bomb is silly because countries, like india, outside the usa are already using breeder reactors. the cats already out of the bag

    if we spent 1/1,000th of the money we spend occupying iraq (another type of energy security: securing our oil) we would have rock solid security against any plutonium being siphoned off to bombs

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  176. Why bother. by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

    Just fund this guys work http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey and we can tell them ourselves.

  177. This is such a bogus problem by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, Yucca Mountain is in an area where atmospheric nuclear blasts used to be conducted without bothering anybody. You can still go there and see the craters. The site was chosen partly because it's very remote.

    Second, any future clueless explorers digging in that area would have to be well-equipped. They're going to have to bash their way through a considerable amount of steel and concrete, so they'll need some mining technology. Then when they get to the concrete casks enclosing stainless steel tubes of glass enclosing radioactive materials, they have to get those open. Then some of them die within a few days, and it finally dawns on the rest of them that they've found something that was buried because it was dangerous, not valuable.

    The problem is not going to spread. If you just had a nuclear fuel rod lying in the open, it wouldn't be dangerous fifty feet away. To get a large scale hazard, you have to grind it into powder and put it in food or water.

    1. Re:This is such a bogus problem by Iobor · · Score: 1

      "Die within a few days"? Why?

      http://www.nuc.berkeley.edu/thyd/peterson/papers/Repository.pdf

    2. Re:This is such a bogus problem by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point. After 300 years or so, gamma emissions are way down, and spent fuel rods can be handled with fewer precautions.

      So the real concern at that point is not future radiation-ignorant miners. It's someone who wants to extract the plutonium from spent fuel rods and make a bomb. Anyone doing that will know about radiation.

  178. Re:typically american. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

    Hey BTW, how did the Egyptians build their pyramids?

  179. Can the Edmund Fitzgerald salt Lake Superior? by Iobor · · Score: 1

    We have the Gordon Lightfoot song telling us there was a cook on board -- which would seem plausible anyway -- and that suggests there might have been saltshakers on board. So is there a threat that they will leak, and render the big lake undrinkable?

    Even just a few decades out, the radioactivity of nuclear waste has declined so much that it is the same order of magnitude as the saltshaker threat. Beck is lying to protect the petroleum and natural gas tax component of his, and everyone he talks to's, paycheque.

    In so doing he is working to protect a real waste threat that will kill one or more real persons, with names and histories, today: carbon monoxide.

    --- G.R.L. Cowan, H2 energy fan 'til ~1996

  180. train-crash-proof containers? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I would think, from an engineering perspective, it should be quite possible to create containers for the waste which contain the radioactivity, and could physically survive even a bad train accident? That does still leave the potential for "The Terrorists" to cause a train crash, and grab a few containers of the stuff before "the cavalry" can arrive. Somehow, though, I suspect it would be fairly difficult to get very far with those containers, or out of the country with them. I would expect they'd be large, heavy, have a unique morphology (that is, physical shape/appearance), well marked, and tagged with tracking devices in such a way that the tracking devices are very difficult to remove or interfere with, so that they'd be very difficult to smuggle. Also, I would expect the military or national guard to *already* be there, escorting the train, so that the window of opportunity is very small.

    1. Re:train-crash-proof containers? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I would think, from an engineering perspective, it should be quite possible to create containers for the waste which contain the radioactivity, and could physically survive even a bad train accident

      I would think, from an pragmatic perspective, that is possible to have a train accident that no super-safe container could survive. I've seen a few bad train wreck firey explosions (on TV) that looked like the apocolyse... emergency response could do nothing but keep people away and let it burn. And once nuclear waste is burned into the atmosphere... that's the ballgame, folks.

  181. Nuclear Power by danking · · Score: 1

    When did nuclear power become a green solution? If it was then we wouldn't have to warn people about the location of waste sites.

  182. Re:Obligatory Bill Engvall joke: by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Or brown pants.

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  183. Green solution? by danking · · Score: 1

    When did nuclear power become a green solution? If it was then we wouldn't have to warn people about the location of waste sites.

    1. Re:Green solution? by Iobor · · Score: 1

      When did nuclear power become a green solution?

      If "green" means "nonthreatening to governments' fossil fuel revenues", it never can be so. But if it means safe, clean, and effective, the date of the Nautilus's safe return to port after circumnavigating the world is a good candidate to be the moment you're looking for.

      If it was then we wouldn't have to warn people about the location of waste sites.

      Now you understand the pro-fossil-fuel deception Beck is attempting. We do not have to warn people about the location of old waste sites.

      --- G.R.L. Cowan, H2 energy fan 'til ~1996

  184. In 10,000 ? by JohaunaRei · · Score: 1

    There really is no problem here because there will be no one here in 10,000 years. Since we come out of the trees 2 million or so years ago we have learned quickly how to kill and be very efficient at it. Our technology is out pacing our good sense. We will be gone in less than 200 years in my opinion.

  185. Simple: Email by jbeaupre · · Score: 0

    Just set the delivery date 10,000 years in the future.

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  186. The plural form of Hercules ... by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

    Is either a murder of Hercules, or Herculii

    (Maybe I'm thinking crows)

  187. You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. They might be 'hard' but France has been operating one for years. I'd argue that we've made more progress with them than we have for economic solar.
    2a. The amount of water needed can be varied. In any case, the 'huge' amounts water used is generally put right back into the source, just maybe downstream less than a mile, and the only difference is that it's slightly warmer. A larger flow allows more cooling, increasing efficiency, while putting the water back at even less of a difference. It becomes a matter of - as long as we have the water, might as well use it.
    2b. Coal power suffers from the same problem, normally using loads of water as well.
    3. No research necessary, the steam techniques for nuclear and coal power are identical - just more expensive than having a convienent river or lake. Even ocean, though the salt presents it's own problems.
    4. Newer plant designs, possibly prototyped in India or China are much cheaper, and at least the current administration is working on streamlining/reducing the regulatory costs. As for the plebes - well, most don't actively remember Chernobyl, much less TMI. With the environmental concerns, I see resistance to nuclear power weakening. If they get smart and use the nuclear plant in a cogeneration/trigeneration fashion to support some industry(such as ethanol, depolymerization, oil sand/shale processing or hydrogen), you can get your load balancing and increase the efficiency of the plant by a great deal.
    5. I don't see how Wind&Solar can cover our needs economically - and safety wise nuclear power is so safe that I wouldn't be surprised if the extra miles workers end up driving to perform maintenance leads to enough accidents to make it less safe than nuclear.
    6. The price point to beat isn't 20 cents/KWh, it's more like 5 cents/KWh.
    7. Variable rate billing already exists, I'm having it installed for this winter. Living in the boonies, I'm currently on propane heat. With oil prices - propane is now more expensive than electric, so I'm switching to an off-peak electrical heating system. If I _really_ need heat during a peak period(or the electric just can't keep up), then the propane furnace will kick on.
    8. I'd love to see a battery that stores twice the electricity at half the price, but I haven't seen anything that's convinced me that it's not vapor at this point. We do have high efficiency alternative methods that are cheaper at utility levels, and if electric cars ever become major there's a lot of tricks you could play with them, but I'm not holding my breath.

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    1. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally, a Nuke guy who understands what he's talking about. Please understand that I don't think we can go 100% renewable inside of 25 or even 50 years, and please don't mistake me for someone who thinks that nuclear has no redeeming qualities. I pretty much favor anything that gets us off coal ASAP and oil as the next priority. Nuclear can be a big part of that, but I don't think it's necessary to count on nuclear in the >50 year time frame. Distributed infrastructure is a really smart way to go and catastrophic accidents happen, no matter how smart you think you are. If you accept that, and history seems to support it, the nuclear has the worst possible worst case scenarios -- any time you concentrate that much power in one place, the risks are high.

      1. They might be 'hard' but France has been operating one for years. I'd argue that we've made more progress with them than we have for economic solar.

      Let's talk about the political will to walk into Nevada and clear through the back stock of nuclear waste and create viable fuel. They're hard and tricky, but not impossible. Politically speaking, they're death for anyone who proposes them.

      2a. The amount of water needed can be varied. In any case, the 'huge' amounts water used is generally put right back into the source, just maybe downstream less than a mile, and the only difference is that it's slightly warmer. A larger flow allows more cooling, increasing efficiency, while putting the water back at even less of a difference. It becomes a matter of - as long as we have the water, might as well use it.

      That's not going to cut it in any area that's going through a drought more than once a decade. With population growing as it is, we need more closed systems, and I don't see it happening; I have no idea why.

      2b. Coal power suffers from the same problem, normally using loads of water as well.

      You'll get nothing but agreement from me that coal is a terrible solution and causes more problems than any other solution. It's the cigarette of the power industry.

      3. No research necessary, the steam techniques for nuclear and coal power are identical - just more expensive than having a convienent river or lake. Even ocean, though the salt presents it's own problems.

      If there's no research necessary, then why isn't it done? Why isn't it in place? Why do plants have to shut down in droughts? I'm betting there are solvable problems that nobody has gone to the effort of doing yet.

      4. Newer plant designs, possibly prototyped in India or China are much cheaper, and at least the current administration is working on streamlining/reducing the regulatory costs. As for the plebes - well, most don't actively remember Chernobyl, much less TMI. With the environmental concerns, I see resistance to nuclear power weakening. If they get smart and use the nuclear plant in a cogeneration/trigeneration fashion to support some industry(such as ethanol, depolymerization, oil sand/shale processing or hydrogen), you can get your load balancing and increase the efficiency of the plant by a great deal.

      All you need are some bored college students with greenpeace bumper stickers to put on a protest and get some time on the evening news to remind people about all the people who died in TMI (omit "0") and about the deadzone around Chernobyl to rile up the populace (omit the blossoming wildlife).

      5. I don't see how Wind&Solar can cover our needs economically - and safety wise nuclear power is so safe that I wouldn't be surprise

    2. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by SBrach · · Score: 1

      Being a customer of the largest Nuclear plant in the US, Palo Verde, I can say that even though my power is not 100% nuclear I only pay $.03864/KWh. Granted that is off-peak hours which is 7pm to Noon mon-fri, all day weekends and holidays. The rest of the time I pay $0.07833. This is during the summer. The rest of the year I pay $0.03784 off-peak and $0.05150 on-peak.

      Cheap power is great, now I just need my damn electric car.

    3. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. That's the thing, in NEVADA it might be a political death sentence - but it's mostly over the storage of long term, unrecycled nuclear waste. What I'm proposing would probably cut the opposition by a huge portion - storage of less material that'll remain dangerous for a much shorter period of time.
      2a. We don't see more closed systems because it costs more, is the simple answer. A system that is water-neutral(IE you load it with water once, maybe have the occasional flush), might have cooling systems that cost 10X as much as one that uses a river. Cheapest is single pass - you simply run river water through your big radiators. Next would be cooling towers - using evaporation of a portion of the water to cool things down. Most expensive is a dry air radiation system. With the first two systems, there's nothing preventing you from feeding the water into a municipal system afterwards.
      3. And you'd be right, just see 2a. It can be cheaper just to shut down a couple months every 40 years than to build sufficient cooling. In the case I'm thinking of, what happened is that the temperature of the water in the river went over what the plant was allowed to release water at - blocking them from using the water for cooling, period. Possible solutions might be cooling towers(low river levels wouldn't help) or increased dry passive cooling ability, which would admittably be difficult given the heat wave at the time.
      4. In many areas that's not sufficient anymore. Gas prices are hurting people.
      5. I wasn't talking about construction deaths, I was talking about fatalities from traffic accidents/rollovers for the maintenance crews. Wind power is disbursed, and those turbines aren't maintenance free.
      6. What you pay matters if you're looking at putting a turbine or solar panels up on your property. What the utility is willing to pay matters if you're looking to sell the power to the grid. And while you pay 15, I pay 8. I'd pay less if I used more than 1k kwh/month. Figure 2-3 cents to maintain the transmission equipment, leaving ~5 cents/kwh for baseband power. By that standard wind and solar are still not economical for baseload, and those figures probably don't include the necessary backups if the power goes out.
      7. If it's truly going to save you money in the long run, home improvement loans shouldn't be hard to get. Yes, it's going to cost me some money - I'm going to need 2 meters, for example. One will be for my heating stuff(electric heater for the furnace, water heater), one will be for house power for on demand applications.
      8. Love to see a game change. I've just seen so many technologies that offer promis but don't pan out. I've become a little cynical. Remember - cheap, reliable electricity is needed if EVs are to become economical. Nuclear power plants can provide that.

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    4. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I pay ~.08 for my power, I'd have to haul out my statement to be exact. And that's for on demand (IE not off peak) electricity.

      You have the advantage that you're buying power from a fully paid of nuclear plant - new ones would be slightly more expensive depending on the period of the construction loan or recouping of construction cost.

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    5. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      1. They might be 'hard' but France has been operating one for years.

      Uh, no. We stopped operating it ten years ago when we realised the damn thing would just not work (unless your definition of "work" is "leak sodium by the bucket").

    6. Re:You can still be a Nuclear Enthusiast! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Wrong reactor - I was talking about the smaller one - Which is still operating and producing electricity.

      They are expecting to shut it down in not too long, but then, the thing's older than I am.

      With the modern developments in various material technologies, not to mention our relatively new ability to prototype stuff on computer, we should be able to solve the problems that plagued the Superphoenix.

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  188. 10,000 years?!?! ... try 60 first! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Ask the folks in Florida: http://www.540wfla.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=227698&article=3930301

    It seems that the 'guvament can't even handle informing people about hazardous materials sites from WW II.

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  189. Reminds me of "Happy Fun Ball" by JSBiff · · Score: 1
  190. WIPP by sparkchaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The US DOE's Waste Isolation Pilot Plant project wrote a report about this some years ago and it had some interesting ideas on how to warn future peoples away. Sadly, the document name and number aren't handy at the moment. http://www.wipp.energy.gov/

  191. Vitrification != non-recyclable by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    It'd make it more expensive, sure, but that doesn't mean we can't still separate it. If anything, it'll still be easier than starting from raw ore.

    Do you have a link that shows why vitrified waste can't still be seperated out?

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  192. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest a live corpse, as it's much scarier.

    Braaaaaaaaaaains!!

  193. It's a stupid question by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
    It's a stupid question to begin with. The question itself seems to assume that all of human civilization will fail at some point and that we will have to go trough a new dark age. I find myself very skeptical to that. We don't have to worry about warning people 10,000 years from now -- that's for the people 9,950 years from now to think of. We, on the other hand, will just have to think of warning people 50 years from now.

    There's no obvious reason to assume that whatever government the future holds will just magically forget the nuclear dumps and stop upgrading them.

    All this is of course dependent on us not going through some technological singularity or anything like it under 10,000 years. What's even to say that "humans" 10,000 years from now will even have organic bodies that would be damaged by radioactivity?

  194. Unless they are Eloi and Morlocks by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that someone will have a sufficiently sensitive Geiger counter to find the it.

  195. Any aliens by Kylere · · Score: 1

    Aliens lacking tricorders should stay in their own solar system

  196. Re:typically american. by Karganeth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nuclear power has a massive, massive externality attached to it. You let private industry run it without interference your tap water will glow in the dark before long.

    A common misconception. Radioactive substances do not glow...

  197. Optimists!!! by indytx · · Score: 1
    You're always assuming we'll be here in 10,000 years. The way this planet's going, we won't be here in 1,000 years.

    On the other hand, the warnings could just be written in Spanish and Chinese. That ought to take care of it.

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  198. Neo-Ludditism? by ElboRuum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ludd would reject your neo-Ludditism as being too newfangled.

    1. Re:Neo-Ludditism? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ludd wouldn't care as long as no jobs were lost. He was a lot like the GM autoworkers union.

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  199. body by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the problem would appear to be warning the politicians of its danger NOW and not in 10,000 years or so

  200. This is easy... by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1

    Just have Ray Kurzweil stand guard, shotgun in hand. 10,000 years? No problem!

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  201. leak proof? by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Which we could then encase in leak proof containers and dump them in a subduction zone.

    Plenty of those around, so just dump it back in the Earth without having to guard it against earthquakes - in fact we'd like those to happen.

    What are these "leak proof" containers you're referring to?

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  202. Battlefield Earth by sadwings · · Score: 1

    If we warn people, they will avoid those areas when they try to escape from the initial Psychlos invasion, Johnnie Goodboy will never be born and the human race will be doomed.

  203. Those in power won't go willingly by Morgaine · · Score: 1

    > Both government and corporation are flawed structures ... We need radical new thinking ... and we need it fast.

    Although what you say is accurate, unfortunately calling for new thinking as if it could provide a solution is probably pie in the sky as well. The problem is that those in power, who inhabit a fuzzy but integrated political and corporate tier that is self-propagating, will never willingly dismiss themselves from their power and fortune, regardless of any new thinking. Nor is the democratic process able to dismiss them, but only to reshuffle their figureheads a little with nil result.

    I doubt that even a civil war or full-scale revolution in the West could dismantle this setup they have running ... we'd just end up with yet another bunch of figureheads, while the world continues to march to the tune of those with the resources. What's more, civil unrest and revolutions don't happen without mass discontent, but 95% of Western populations are programmed with the agendas they receive through the media and thus are perfectly happy with the current situation, so there is no dry social tinder ready to catch fire. Mass unrest is not going to happen, the system's too tightly sewn up and life is too comfortable.

    By what means could new thinking change anything then? While it's always interesting to dream up new and better schemes to save the planet and humanity, unless you simultaneously come up with an action vector for removing or transforming or sidelining the old crud (against their will), all you have is empty gesturing.

    I think there *IS* a solution, but it's of comfort only to those who take a long-term view: just wait until humanity starts migrating off its birth planet, which in time will dilute to zero the old power and resource structures. Of course, the new power structures that replace them might be even worse, but at least it provides an opportunity for change, and an opportunity for choice in the immensity out there.

    I don't wish to dampen your thinking, but don't fall into the Libertarian trap: great ideas + no viable action vector == nil result. (Every proposal that is based on the democratic process has no viable action vector for change, because the political route is totally stage-managed and only delivers an illusion of democracy. The powers aren't stupid enough to provide a real means for their removal.)

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    1. Re:Those in power won't go willingly by damburger · · Score: 1

      Although what you say is accurate, unfortunately calling for new thinking as if it could provide a solution is probably pie in the sky as well. The problem is that those in power, who inhabit a fuzzy but integrated political and corporate tier that is self-propagating, will never willingly dismiss themselves from their power and fortune, regardless of any new thinking. Nor is the democratic process able to dismiss them, but only to reshuffle their figureheads a little with nil result. I doubt that even a civil war or full-scale revolution in the West could dismantle this setup they have running ... we'd just end up with yet another bunch of figureheads, while the world continues to march to the tune of those with the resources. What's more, civil unrest and revolutions don't happen without mass discontent, but 95% of Western populations are programmed with the agendas they receive through the media and thus are perfectly happy with the current situation, so there is no dry social tinder ready to catch fire. Mass unrest is not going to happen, the system's too tightly sewn up and life is too comfortable. By what means could new thinking change anything then? While it's always interesting to dream up new and better schemes to save the planet and humanity, unless you simultaneously come up with an action vector for removing or transforming or sidelining the old crud (against their will), all you have is empty gesturing.

      Couldn't agree more. Much political activity these days seems to be empty gesturing because all the obvious action vectors have become impractical or distasteful to the great mass of people. I find it hard to believe such a situation has occurred by accident, because our sense of being trapped is so very convenient for our leaders.

      I think there *IS* a solution, but it's of comfort only to those who take a long-term view: just wait until humanity starts migrating off its birth planet, which in time will dilute to zero the old power and resource structures. Of course, the new power structures that replace them might be even worse, but at least it provides an opportunity for change, and an opportunity for choice in the immensity out there.

      With you on that. You can dismantle power simply by making the cost of enforcement too high for the government to gain any economic benefit. The one thing space can offer us that Earth can't, is space itself. However, to get off space in any meaningful numbers requires massive projects on Earth, which as I said we are currently ill equipped to engage in.

      I don't wish to dampen your thinking, but don't fall into the Libertarian trap: great ideas + no viable action vector == nil result. (Every proposal that is based on the democratic process has no viable action vector for change, because the political route is totally stage-managed and only delivers an illusion of democracy. The powers aren't stupid enough to provide a real means for their removal.)

      Libertarians, to me, have always seemed like the 'useful idiots'. The chances of a libertarian government delivering the liberty their ideology promises is about as high as a Marxist-Leninist revolution leading to pure stateless communism. It also fails to deviate from the false dichotomy of business/government being the one to organise the population and the resources, by excluding government as much as possible and trying against all evidence to believe that if 'left alone' business will play nice, in complete contradiction to its historical actions.

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  204. Carter's legacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a giant statue of Jimmy Carter in front of the "waste" storage entrance, it is his legacy.

  205. Hard science fiction by cdpage · · Score: 1

    Robert J. Sawyer, a "Hard science fiction" novelist may have a few ideas for this one. I believe there was one idea in Calculating god.

  206. Easy enough by OricAtmos48K · · Score: 1

    Geiger counter

  207. Already been thought about by arensb · · Score: 1

    I visited a toxic waste dump (Weldon Springs Conservation Area in St. Charles, MO, ICAC) on my last vacation. It houses stuff that'll remain toxic for thousands, if not tens of thousands of years. But it was only designed to last 1000 years because, well, there were too many problems that couldn't be foreseen.

    But part of the project was to open up a visitor center, to get the word out. Even if civilization collapses, there may remain legends that dude, there's some nasty stuff under that pile of rocks, and you seriously don't want to go digging there.

  208. Bury it deep and don't warn anybody by jonatha · · Score: 1

    By the time they have the technology to dig it up they'll be able to figure out for themselves what it is...

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  209. maybe for most men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think the increasing number of skeletal remains as one approaches the dump would be sufficient.

    I can see the title now: "Indiana Jones and The Thing With the Signs".

  210. Pelosi - A Warning To The Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just slap big posters of US House Speaker Nine Percent Nancy Pelosi on the barrels. After all, there's a reason that a grinning death's head is used on iodine bottles to denote danger.

  211. Re:typically american. by Richy_T · · Score: 1

    But so is CE since logically, the "Christian Era" didn't even logically begin at least until Christ had followers and more realistically, until the religion really got going later.

    Best thing to do is just find another thing for "AD" to represent ("Arbitrary Date", "Accepted Date", oh, there's plenty of options). Then we can all write the same thing and be happy without having to make sideways swipes at each others beliefs. I mean, who actually writes "Anno Domini" anyway?

  212. How about an example a little closer to home? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    "Here's the keys to the house, son. BTW, there's a big pit in the basement where I've been shitting for 50 years - you might want to take care of that"

    "Why the hell didn't you just use the toilet, Dad?"

    "I was trying to be green and not use any water. Aren't you proud of me?"

    "Fuck you."

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    1. Re:How about an example a little closer to home? by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      This would be more accurate if you said "there's this pit in the basement where I've been dumping toxic waste - half gasoline half ethanol - for 50 years, there's got to be a hundred thousand gallons down there".

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  213. Previously discussed on Slashdot by whyde · · Score: 1

    This was previously discussed on Slashdot (I seem to have a deep memory of topics previously discussed) here:

    This Place is Not a Place of Honor

    I liked the idea of the Most Gross Danger iconography, personally.

  214. where we put them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put them in places not accessible to humans without technology sufficient to understand the threat of nuclear waste.

    the nevada salt mine plan fits that exactly.

  215. Nuclear ignorance by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    10,000 years? here is an idea, use some of the modern nuclear techniques, that way it's only about 550 years.
    10,000 years my ass.

    However, to answer the question:
    Huge stone pyramids, with a marble coating, and a giant skull and cross bones on two sides, and the radioactive symbol on the other two.
    On the interior tunnel put the scientific symbols to indicate nuclear radiation, as well as a star chart of where the stars will be when 10,000 years is up.

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  216. Old News by Toon+Moene · · Score: 1

    "A congressional hearing on alternative long-range energy strategies was conducted jointly by two U.S. Senate committees on December 9, 1976.

    [ ... ]

    The period of time during which deposits of the man-made element plutonium must be separated from the biosphere is 250,000 years [it's "half-life" - when half of its atoms have decayed - is 24,400 years]- twice as far in the future as the beginnings of Neanderthal man are distant in the past."

    The Energy Controversy, Amory Lovins & his critics.

  217. yes.... sure... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    they just manage to come across some incomplete records...
    remnents from the amazing output of the GAO printing office, that indicate where there are 5-6 tons of high precision refined metals buried in the desert,

        without knowing why.. so they mine them anyway....

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  218. Re:typically american. by damburger · · Score: 1

    Depends on *how* radioactive they are. If their is enough radiation to visibly ionise the air, or if the radiation is high enough energy to produce a Cherenkov glow it is visible. However, such levels of radiation aren't generally found outside nasty criticality accidents

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  219. BURN the WASTE as FUEL in FAST NEUTRON REACTORS!!! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    It is stupid to bury nuclear waste when it's STILL FUEL!!!

    Process the existing waste and burn it as FUEL in Fast Neutron Reactors.

    Scientific American has an excellent article about it that was published in 2005! Learn some HOT science!
    http://www.nationalcenter.org/NuclearFastReactorsSA1205.pdf

    It would be a real WASTE to bury the existing perfectly good fuel in the ground where it could hurt future generations for up to ~100,000 years.

    It makes more sense to BURN it as FUEL in Fast Neutron Reactors for energy production and in the process of fission reduce the life span of the danger from ~100,000 to ~300 to ~500 years.

    Makes sense. Read the PDF. LEARN.

  220. Re:typically american. by misterjava66 · · Score: 1

    A live corpse is typically not very scary.

    That is unless she is a REALLY mean person.

  221. Land Mines by brendank310 · · Score: 1

    Put land mines around it. Whoever is trying to get into it will get the picture after a few tries of getting in.

  222. Pretty simple really. Pyramids. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    So far, no one has torn down an entire Egyptian pyramid looking for treasure, so the solution is obvious. Bury the waste UNDER the pyramid, and then make some fake tombs with cheap plastic treasure that will last 10,000 years.

    After the grave robbers get their valuable hydrocarbon polymers out, no one would even think of digging under the pyramids for anything else.

  223. Re:typically american. by skarphace · · Score: 1

    But "all of that" of the Romans wasn't destroyed.

    They also kept it all in one place. We have libraries all over the world. There are even book vaults that could survive nuclear war kept around the world to house important texts. And now with the internet, we have information, and copies of it all spread across the entire globe.

    Short of world ending event, which is almost impossible, we will retain most, if not all of our information.

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  224. subduction zones by BloodSprite · · Score: 1

    Can't we just bury it just before a subduction zone, it will then bury itself deeper and deeper until it melts to magma..

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  225. Re:typically american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kid, I kid.

    Boy did you just save me a lot of angry typing by adding that!

  226. Re:typically american. by saforrest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Short of world ending event, which is almost impossible, we will retain most, if not all of our information.

    But much of the Romans' information was retained as well... or at least, far more than anybody in the medieval era was willing to extend.

    Even if all our data does survive, it's a different question of whether the culture necessary to interpret and use it effectively will. As long as the data survives, *someone* will re-learn things and use it eventually, but we could contemplate a period of medieval-style stasis, during which information is preserved and revered but not extended.

  227. Sigh....... by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Didn't you see Waterworld? Pirates become more powerful.

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  228. Why warn them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like they are gonna be able to sue us!

  229. fuel for the 150th centry by bark · · Score: 1

    Imagine future explorers digging up uranium rods, and treating it like we treat crude oil today!

  230. The Slashdot solution... by jim_deane · · Score: 1

    One idea might be to run news stories about the problem of informing the future about nuclear waste. Just keep running them every six months to two years, indefinitely.

    That way you don't have to worry about translation problems. The news stories will follow any language evolution. So long as we can avoid the "telephone game" problem. Purple monkey dishwasher.

  231. How I Land Government Contracts by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

    1) I make an insanely low bid for the job of handling this issue
    2) I print out a picture of Tubgirl, and tape it to the door. I even spring for duct tape.
    3) Vegas baby...

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  232. What about our garbage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It angers me how people bad mouth nuclear power are the same who sit at home eating chips from non-biodegradable bags and using non rechargeable batteries in their remotes, batteries that use highly toxic chemicals that can leak into the water supply, poisoning it. Nuclear power doesn't destroy hundreds of square kilometers like dams and doesn't cause respiratory diseases like coal or oil.

    Not many people know that the trash you throw away every day lasts for 10,000 years or longer. This is due to the fact we bury it in oxygen starved pits.

    Nuclear power also the cheapest to produce per kilowatt. If you weigh up the cost/benefits of nuclear power and contrast it to the waste of the average person, you will see it doesn't really create that much waste.

    Nuclear power is head and shoulders above all other power generation options, and let me remind you that much of nuclear waste nowadays can be recycled (up to 99% in most cases)

  233. Simple Answer by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    CAPS LOCK

  234. Re:typically american. by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    I agree with your entire statement, by the way.

    I just have hope that someday we could see a gov't that just does what it's supposed to do and nothing more.

  235. Re:Orr we could (mod up both) by mechsoph · · Score: 1

    state sponsored nuclear terror was practiced live and in action on civilians by the USA (viz Nagasaki and Hiroshima)

    The nuclear attacks by the US had the same (and in some cases fewer) casualties than conventional bombings. There were no such things as smart bombs. Wars were fought back then by killing as many people as you could. The atomic bombs were essentially a psychological weapon: no more destructive than firebombing, but a hell of a lot scarier. If anything, they probably saved lives compared to a full scale invasion of Japan.

  236. Not going back to the stone age by Cassander · · Score: 1

    I don't understand this attitude of "going back to the stone age."

    Sure, war or some other catastrophic event could destroy modern industrialized society as we know it. But it's way too hard to actually destroy ALL of the collected knowledge of humanity.

    The farthest we can fall is a drastically reduced population scraping out survival via subsistence farming (hand labor, but we get to keep our metal tools and knowledge of biology and farming techniques). Guns will survive (ammo might be rare), bows won't be forgotten, and neither will swords and other metal weaponry. Even if new ones can't be made at first, there's still going to be plenty of them lying around (and the same can be said for all the other areas of tech as well). Every piece of technology that is immediately relevant to daily survival will be remembered. Sure, there won't be computers or cars or any of that stuff, but we're not going to forget stuff like basic metalworking and crop rotation.

    This will quickly (within no more than a generation or two) organize into little feudal kingdoms. Economy of scale will then allow for the necessary "leisure time" for a few enterprising individuals to dig up the vast majority of the rest of the "non-essential" knowledge and surviving equipment of the previous civilization, learn how it all works, and start up production.

    I predict it wouldn't be more than 100 years from the cataclysm that you'd see a fast-motion repeat of the industrial revolution (we'd burn a lot of wood and even grow a little bit of gasoline from grass & sugar), followed by a rapid ramp-up toward nuclear and solar power, and we'd be pretty much right back where we are now (in terms of tech level) in no time.

    Now, please don't confuse me for an optimist. I actually think that the human race surviving and continuing on its present course is probably bad news for the rest of the galaxy. I just don't see how we can actually be stopped at this point by anything short of total extinction.

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  237. How about we shove it ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

    under ground next to naturaly radioactive deposits ?
    There are areas on the planet that a naturaly highyly radioactive. Even on the surface and we are OK with that.

    We don't create radioactivity. You end up with less than you started, so thin it out and shove it under ground

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  238. Shoot it into the Sun by tomhath · · Score: 1

    In a couple of hundred years, space launches will be safe enough to launch what can't be recycled into the Sun.

  239. No need to bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the long run, there are only 3 groups of people we need to consider.

    High tech civilisations won't need warning; their geologists will detect the radioactivity and mine the dump for fuel.

    Low tech civilisations won't be able to dig past the concrete covering.

    The only people who might need warning is an in-between tech, like the Victorian age. Advance enough to mine through the concrete, curious enough to do so, and not yet discovered radioactivity. So, a few of them will die. Any possible warning signs will just spur them on.

  240. My lifelong ambition has been to invent a crime. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Something that will be made illegal after I do it. Making me rich in the process would be a bonus, but is not necessary.

    So far I've been drawing a blank though, it's not a simple problem.

    You may have put me onto a new thread...

    Personally I see a big part of the problem with corporations as being government.

    They (big corporations) are generally big old bloated dinosaurs with 'nervous systems' that take months to unreliably propagate information.

    Without the government to prop them up many would quickly collapse as their own former employees pick them apart like a school of piranhas.

    A big part of it is the corrupt and bureaucratic government purchasing process. Many small business simply can't afford the overhead and hassle. This assures a steady government teat for the likes of EDS to suck (and man do they SUCK!)

    In any case answering your question correctly would be a new crime.

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  241. How about this modest proposal? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    How about this modest proposal?

    How about we don't let our civilization collapse? A collapse that's most likely to be caused by us running out of energy because we wouldn't build nuclear power plants.

  242. Those of you interested enough by livinginthefuture · · Score: 1
    to have made it this far might be interested in reading my commentary. Yes it's a shameless plug. Here's an excerpt:

    The main hindrance to striding bravely into the future is the necessity of dragging the fearful along with us. This fear is usually a result of plain old superstition based on false information. Ulrich Beck, writing in the Guardian, provides a perfect example.

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  246. Make it smell like a skunk by skeptictank · · Score: 1
    No matter what you make it look like, people will excavate it if you make it noticeable. It would probably be better to leave it unmarked, since any kind of marker that will last for 10,000 years is gonna be valuable enough that people will loot it.

    If you make it permanently smell like a skunk, people will avoid it.

  247. Bad Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA references that study (which was performed years ago), but is really more about broader issues related to nuclear power.

  248. Is it too much to ask by narcberry · · Score: 1

    futuristic civilizations to be smarter than us? "If only we had warned ourselves that fire can burn! Cursed ancestors!"

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  249. Fluoride first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First we need to warn THIS generation about fluoride which is a toxic waste byproduct of the aluminum processing and fertilizer industries. Because this generation drinks and brushes their teeth with it. It makes them dull, tired and stupid. Try a search...it's sad but true.

  250. one proven method by ignavus · · Score: 1

    Well, there is actually one proven method of communicating with human beings that come along 10,000 years later.

    Cave paintings.

    (Who'd have thought that graffiti artists would come in handy one day?)

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  251. Re:typically american. by david.peace · · Score: 1

    Check out stuff written in English 200 years ago. There have been some changes. "S" looks like an f. 500 years ago English was significantly different. If we just went 50 years back in time, could we avoid using slang from our present and confuse the listener? "What's a PC?" "What is pc?" Given the context, WE know what we're talking about, but that context is rooted in OUR present. As for 10,000 years in the future.... Would there even be Homo Sapiens? Would we have evolved into something subtly different, but still enough to qualify as another species? In building any such warning, the designers also have to consider how such beings think. You can tell what is important, some of the time, in other languages by how many synonyms there are for a particular thing/concept. How would we know what is important to a culture that would be radically different from any that currently exist? Even today, sure some symbols are "universal", such as a skull and crossbones, but that doesn't mean that using that for a message to be read 10,000 years in the will have the desired effect. Another interpretation for the skull and crossbones could be "Here lies the burial site of our long ago ancestors. We must find a way to visit their tombs." The answer, ultimately, is that there is no way we could design a message that would convey the meaning we intend for it and be intelligible, immediately upon discovery, thus giving incentive to run away quickly. Humans are naturally curious, and, assuming that trait doesn't evolve out of us, those further evolved humans might see such a thing as a challenge to be solved. "So forge ahead! Dig deeper! Bring on the drills!"

  252. Hazard of Space? by Strange+Quark+Star · · Score: 1

    You mean, the Terrible Secret of Space??

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  253. I have a tangential question. by HobophobE · · Score: 1

    As I understand it the lower gravity one is experiencing, the slower time is moving and the higher the gravity, the faster time is moving (relatively speaking).

    Since radioactive decay is a function of time (warning: I'm a layman), would placing nuclear waste in a high gravity region for shorter periods of time make it safe "faster?"

    And if so how much gravity would be needed? That is, if we were able to have direct access to the center of the earth (where gravity is highest on earth from my understanding) and placed our waste there, how long would it take to become "safe?" What about other, more accessible regions?

    (I'm assuming that if we could put stuff in the center of the earth then we wouldn't have to worry about how long it would take to decay, and only using that because of it being of highest gravity on earth).

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  254. Re:My lifelong ambition has been to invent a crime by frenchgates · · Score: 1

    "A big part of it is the corrupt and bureaucratic government purchasing process"

    The awful thing is that the bureaucracy was created to remove the corruption. Now it actually causes its own new kind of corruption. See the fabulous book called "The Death of Common Sense."

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  255. Re:typically american. by frenchgates · · Score: 1

    I just hope that someday we could see a consensus on what exactly government is supposed to do...

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  256. Chemicals are worse... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Did you have to make me start pulling out the various chemical disasters around the world?

    Chernobyl - 56 direct deaths, unknown number due to later cancer and other side effects from radiation, and perhaps an extra 5k cases of cancer(whether fatal or not not mentioned, estimate only).
    Bhopal - ~8,000 in the first two weeks, estimates range from 15k-20k total.
    Ammonium nitrate is dangerous stuff - an explosion in Texas killed 581.
    What about Coal power?
    Benxihu Colliery explosion killed 1,549.

    TMI is actually pretty much our worst case scenario - the only multi million industrial accident where nobody died. Don't forget that we pre-entomb our reactors, which would stop a Chernobyl situation even IF we were stupid enough to run RBMK reactors.

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    1. Re:Chemicals are worse... by david.peace · · Score: 1

      Humans really know how to fuck shit up! Thanks for the links.

    2. Re:Chemicals are worse... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I guess the point I'm trying to make is that everything humans do is dangerous - as they say 'Nobody's getting out alive'.

      On average, coal power is more deadly than nuclear. Heck, even Hydro, per kwh, could be considered more dangerous.

      Working with sugar can be hazardous - in large quantities and industrial settings, sugar dust can reach explosive levels. Heck, we used to have 3-5 grain silos explode in the midwest each year. Average casualties were something like 3-5.

      If you go by the safety aspect, it's not that humans can't be trusted with large numbers of nuclear plants, it's more like why aren't we using more of them?

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  257. Thank you by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    In fact, as with France's fuel cycle, the DOE plan is hard to defend unless several such breeder reactors are built. Without them, high-level transuranic waste would become a growing annoyance in the United States, much like the MOX bundles building up in La Hague's cooling ponds. Burton Richter, a Nobel laureate who leads the DOE's science panel on nuclear waste separations (and also serves on the board of Areva Enterprises), acknowledges that breeder reactors are DOE's endgame. "Everybody is in agreement that the right system ultimately results in multiple recycles in fast [breeder] Âreactors, so that's where things are going," Richter says.

    OK, that was a good read, and it made me rather optimistic that the American DOE ultimately agrees with France that full fast breeder reactors are the future of nuclear power. But they're also scary, and there needs to be a lot of research before we start building them on a large scale, so I am a strong advocate for starting now.

  258. Everything is an evolution; Relative and gradual by lambosv21 · · Score: 1

    You have to approach the solution this problem like anything else in this life. Everything is a constant evolution. And the answer to current waste dumps is not as much the answer as how we can convert over to better sources of energy before we "pollute"/create too much of an unwanted substance(s). Just like the slow ~100 year process of using crude oil until we must face the consequences and are done soaking up every last penny of profit before we have to invest in an alternative option.