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Review of Das Keyboard

My old keyboard was so crusted up with junk from years of abuse that I found myself struggling to depress most of the keys on the left side. So I decided that it was time to find a new keyboard. My plan was to steal the keyboards of my co-workers and try them out when they aren't around. But as this plan was underway, Das Keyboard asked me to review their newest keyboard. I used it for a few days to see if their website's claim of 'the best keyboard on the planet' is valid. Read on to learn more.

First of all let me say that it sounds great. There's something really satisfying about the thunderous racket created by a nice tactile keyboard. The buttons move smoothly and lightly. As I type these words I find myself typing very fast. Ironically, I have to turn up my speakers just to listen clearly to the NPR program quietly playing... and this leads me to my first point. There are no volume control keys. So I have to navigate through various menus to put the volume control widget back on my toolbar. I haven't needed it for years, but this keyboard has none of the bloated keys that over populate a modern keyboard. Save for the 2 keys added for windows 95, this is practically the same layout as the first keyboard I called my own in the 80s. The keyboard is also available without any markings on the key- although my keyboard had them.

Then I hear the ping that tells me that I have mail so I apple-tab to go to my Mail program and then... crap. Did I mention that this is a windows keyboard? The alt key and the windows key are obnoxiously transposed, requiring me to rewire my brain to get to the program I need. It's not the end of the world- and of course it only matters if you are using a Mac. But since I switch daily from the laptop keyboard to a desktop keyboard, I suspect that I would slowly go mad as I was never able to reliably remember which key was alt and which key was apple. To say nothing of this meaningless preferences button which does nothing. Of course the OSX preferences panels contain an option to remap these keys, but I'd have to reset it every time I went home. And I just don't like the idea of monkeying around with this sort of thing twice a day.

So I decide that just for now I will use my mouse to navigate from app to app. This makes my heart cry a little bit- I don't much care for my mouse. He sits there lonely, the tool of last resort as I instead opt to use ridiculous keybindings requiring 7 fingers of syncronized chording. It only inflames my carpal tunnel, but I don't have to move my arm. But times of desperation call for us to rise up to the challenges that come before us.

Now Das Keyboard has the USB ports on the right hand side. I've plugged in 2 devices: the first is a little spinner wheel that I use for editing video, and the other is a little RF broadcaster for a wireless Logitech mouse. And like most of you, I'm right handed. So as I fling my mouse around, I find myself constantly bumping into the 2 giant USB plugs that now overlap my mousepad. My old keyboard had the mouse ports at the top and I never had this problem.

The toggle lights are completely invisible unless on, hidden cleanly within the black plastic surface. The num lock key doesn't seem to do anything, although I assume that's a mac thing. And scroll lock... well now seriously, who among us relies on that in any serious way? Maybe I should just remap those keys, along with the windows 'preferences' key to be the volume up, down, and mute key I'm missing.

But it's black. It's sexy. It's loud. It feels good to type on it. Which takes me to the big question: is this really worth shelling out $130 plus shipping for? For me the answer is a no. It feels great to type, but the lack of volume controls, the mac keys, and most of all, the irritating position of the USB ports make it an inferior keyboard in all practical ways except for the simple act of typing. But if you are a left handed windows user, you might feel differently. As for me, I'm going to have to keep searching for my perfect keyboard. This one is close, but it's just not it.

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  1. There is only one true keyboard... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called a Model M. Yeah, I have one and my wife hates it because it is indeed very noisy... (The keyboard, not the wife.)

    1. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      I have one of those. 5 pin, needed an adaptor to use it again.

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    2. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by plus_M · · Score: 1

      I have the slightly older Das Keyboard 2 (the one in TFR looks like model 3) as well as an old Model M clone for AT&T Unix terminals and they are very comparable. The Das Keyboard doesn't have the removable key caps, but typing feels the same and it makes about as much noise.

    3. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Beltonius · · Score: 2

      I found a Model M at work (some 'Terminal' model lacking a number pad) and gave it to my brother for his birthday. It's 2 years older than he is.

    4. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Nimey · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unicomp sells a 104-key version of the Customizer that's USB-native. I'm typing on one right now. It's /slightly/ more lightly-built than the Lexmark M 3 feet away and my IBM M at home, but it's much better IMO than a standard kb.

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    5. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I think the newer ones made in Russia no longer require the adapter.

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    6. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by JeepFanatic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only one model M keyboard? I have one that I'm actively using and 3 spares just incase of ... well ... um ... well just incase.

    7. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by sokoban · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and nowadays Unicomp is manufacturing them.

      They even have some that are much quieter, but still with the good feel.

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    8. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by DJ+Jones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Model M = The most annoying keyboard ever created. The guy in the cube behind me insists on using one. Aside from punch-card mainframes it is the loudest most obnoxious piece of computer equipment ever created.

      There is a reason modern keyboards are quiet and it's not because of cheap manufacturing. It's common courtesy.

      Seriously, it's not cool in an office setting.

    9. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As much as I'm an "old fart" kind of person, I really don't "get" the click keyboards anyway. I don't like the noise and it really doesn't feel that good anyway. The clicky fans often talk about how membrane keyboards are all bad, but the thing is, there are varying degrees and qualities of membranes.

      If you buy the $5-$10keyboards, then yes, they are problematic in that they don't last long and are prone to not have one button press "feel" equal one electrical contact. I'm still using a Natural Elite, which has lasted me many years and still does have that 1:1 tactile to contact, I don't get "bounce", nor do I get contact without the tactile response that should go with it.

    10. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Ai+Olor-Wile · · Score: 0

      You may, then, be horrified to discover that Das Keyboard is a revised version of the Model M, and your co-worker probably cherishes it for the same reasons Das Keyboard was created.

    11. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by McSnarf · · Score: 1

      The Unicomp one rules. Mine is still the old min-DIN PS2 version, bit I have used it for years. After buying a keyboard a year before that.

    12. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Funny

      In case of what? Nuclear war?

      Because I'm pretty sure that's the only thing that could make a model M stop working.

      In defense against such an event, I recommend offsite backup for your spares. Something with lots of lead, under a mountain.

    13. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Nursie · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know that you're never going to need them, right?

      You could happily bludgeon a whole family to death with the model M and it's would still work. That thing is all that new cockroach-men will find from human civilisation 10 million years after we destroy ourselves in a nucleur holocaust.

      Of course, I too have several. For some reason...

    14. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a Model M.

      Amen brother. I was at a garage sale where the owner was selling an old (early 1990s) IBM ps/2 (with model m keyboard).

      I asked him what he wanted for it, he said $20. I said ok, but I only want the keyboard.

      I love it.

    15. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by wordsnyc · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Lenovo M's keep popping up on eBay, factory sealed for ~$30. I have a stockpile in boxes that will puzzle my grandchildren.

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    16. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agreed. I'm typing this from a Unicomp Customizer right now. It's basically built in the old IBM Model M keyboard factory (the employees bought the division and spun it off into its own company).

      The external keyboard casing is thick plastic instead of solid metal, but it's still sturdier than most computer peripherals you'll run across. And as a bonus, mine has a USB interface instead of an AT connector.

      I use a Mac, so I actually wanted the Windows keys. However, I didn't want the stupid Microsoft logo on a keyboard for my Mac. For $10 extra Unicomp actually made me two replacement keycaps that say "Command" on them and provided a free blank keycap. I popped off the three Windows keys and replaced these with the new ones, and now it's just perfect.

      As with the Das Keyboard, on a Mac the alt and command keys are reversed. You can easily fix this in the System Preferences -> Keyboard and Mouse settings though. In OS X Leopard, they've even added a per-keyboard mapping option so I don't have to unswap the buttons every time I take my laptop out and use the built-in keyboard.

      I've also found that keeping my old Apple keyboard around has been useful, I plug it in during conference calls. Otherwise when I start clicking away on the keys everyone stops and asks what that sound is.

      Overall though, this is the best keyboard I've ever owned. It's just fun to type on, and if you're sitting at a computer all day long, that's worth something. The Unicomp keyboard sells for around $70. I'm sure you could get them to send you a set of blank keycaps for a little extra money if having blank keys is important to you.

      It's worth noting to that the key action is a little bit different between the Das Keyboard and the Unicomp Customizer. The Unicomp uses the exact same technology found in the legendary IBM Model M keyboards. Das Keyboard uses something else that is also supposed to be very good, but they're not exactly the same thing. I haven't personally tried both so I can't comment either way on that one. I'm sure it probably boils down to personal preference.

      I don't work for them or anything like that, I'm just a guy that got tired of replacing keyboards every few months.

      For reference, this is the exact keyboard I'm referring to: Unicomp Customizer 104

    17. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      It's obvious to me.....

      What do you do when you get another computer? Move the keyboard from one to the other? No, you plug in the spare that's currently collecting dust somewhere.

      Layne

    18. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's called a Model M. Yeah, I have one and my wife hates it because it is indeed very noisy.

      My wife is very noisy, too. I was wondering if you had a fix for that?

      (The keyboard, not the wife.)

      Oh, never mind.

    19. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by dedazo · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is a well-known fact that the only two things that can damage a Model M are a Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 and a tyrannosaurus rex with a shoulder-mounted particle beam. So I wouldn't worry about it.

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    20. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by MBCook · · Score: 5, Informative

      No kidding. I'm tying this on a 1995/6 Microsoft Natural keyboard. The first natural keyboard. The one that came with a diskette to add functions for the Windows key (which was new at the time). The logo on the bottom says "Windows Compatible". Not Windows XP, or 2000, or NT, or 95. Windows.

      I've used this keyboard daily for years and years. It got a break of a few years when I spent most time on a laptop in college (though I'd break it out for long papers due to comfort), but I took it to work (because typing on those standard non-ergonomics keyboards becomes painful quickly) and it's been in constant use for the last two years.

      It's big, it's heavy, and it feels great to type on. Only two letters (N and M) are faded, every other one looks as good as the day I bought it. I took it apart a year or so ago to clean it really well (grime and dust from sitting around unused) and it was very well built. It has a large steel or aluminum plate in it to provide support.

      Best of all, it has a real inverted T set of arrow keys and a 3x2 set of home/end keys. I hate the way they've changed those on all their models they sell now.

      I had one of their internet natural keyboard a few years ago (with all the buttons on top). I didn't really use them, and at this point I'm not even sure where it is.

      But my comfortable 1995 keyboard works as well today as the day I bought it. Microsoft can make some really nice hardware at times.

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    21. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Molochi · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression the dot matrix printers of the 1980's were the loudest most annoying peices of computer equipment ever created. We had to put them in sound dampening boxes just to minimize hearing damage.

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    22. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ahah, so you're the ones driving up demand! I got one of the Unicomp keyboards, it's currently just plugged into my PS3 for occasional typing, since I consider it far too loud for work - there are 4 other people in this office and it's bad enough that I have 'open' design headphones without them having to hear me clattering away louder than I already do on this soft Apple keyboard..

      On a side note, it's funny that there have been no Mac trolls so far :) Perhaps the AC trolls don't want to offend the owner of the site where they lurk, occasionally smiting others with their own unholy brand of justice..

      I have a Macbook Pro, and am typing this on a Mac keyboard, in Windows. I'm left handed but I just use my mouse with the right (okay so maybe I'm slightly ambidextrous..), I much prefer having the USB ports on top of the keyboard. In fact this is the first keyboard in which I have had such fancy toys. It took me a few months to start using the volume keys as well but now I likes them (they even work in Windows). Likewise there is an eject key next to the volume controls which I think is pretty cool for some reason, like I used to love pressing Apple E or dragging a disk to the trashcan to eject floppies when I was a kid. So much more fun than just pressing any boring old eject button that is built into the drive :)

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    23. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Rastl · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm not about to give up my extra ten words per minute I get on my clicky keyboard just because you don't like the sound.

      I don't like it when you listen to voice mail on speakerphone, argue with your spouse over who has to cook dinner that night, suck your teeth to get out the last shreds of the lunch you just ate at your desk, or any of the other annoying audible habits you have.

      That's why they make sound cancelling headphones.

      Note - I had a co-worker complain about my keyboard. This is the same co-worker who would make the most obnoxious choking sounds that you could hear across the room. Yeah, my keyboard is the most annoying thing going.

    24. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate it when wives turn out that way...

    25. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Also nice is that Unicomp sell Unix-layout keyboards (ctrl to the left of A). They'll even do custom layouts.

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    26. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by josh_freeman · · Score: 1

      The model M keyboard is quieter than the profuse swearing when using a membrane keyboard and it breaks/ sticks / I accidentally rm -rf * .foo instead of *.foo because of the sloppy feel. Granted, after a couple of hours pounding away at a Model M, my head begins to hurt. . . .

    27. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      And I'm typing this post on a Unicomp EnduraPro 104 (smaller plastic body, but same internals, with a pointing stick.)

      And, it's hooked up to my iBook, running Leopard.

      One problem I've noticed is that... the per keyboard mapping isn't completely effective. USB keyboards won't respect their per-keyboard mapping, from what I've seen. So, I have to change ALL keyboards to the mapping I want for the EnduraPro, and then change the internal keyboard back to the original.

      That works great... until the machine sleeps or is booted up. Then I have to go back in and reset the internal keyboard's mappings.

      But, it's worth it. This keyboard is a dream to type on. The spring tension is a lot lighter than on original Model Ms, though - but I like that - this is the fastest keyboard I own.

    28. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

      > In case of what? Nuclear war?

      In case he buys more computers. DUH! ;)

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    29. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have two personal favourite keyboards: The Model M and KeyTronic.

      The IBM Model M is great at home where it doesn't disturb other people. My typing speed on it is higher than any other keyboard I have ever used. I attribute this to a few things:

        - The click sound lets me know a keypress has been registered.
        - The keys are harder to push at first, but easily complete the stroke after the initial effort. This eliminates keying adjacent letters, and it also eliminates keying letters erroneously from resting your fingers on the keys.
        - It's heavy. This means it doesn't move when you use it.
        - It takes a lot of abuse. I mean a LOT of abuse.
        - No windows keys.
        - Keys are where they are expected. No cramped up T-arrows with totally useless power/sleep/explode keys above. Backslash and backspace are generously proportioned, making for easy keying, and they are where they belong. Enter key is where it belongs, and shaped appropriately. Shift keys are the correct size. Caps lock has the detent to the right of it.
        - Keys are labelled correctly. Some crap modern keyboards don't put the SysRq on the front of the key, and they miss the numpad arrows and editing labels.
        - Keyboard tits are noticable and easy to find.
        - Keycaps are removeable, replaceable, customizable (sadly, not anymore, though), and are easily cleanable, although you won't *NEED* to clean a keyboard this well built.
        - Cable is easily replaceable. VERY easily replaceable.

      The KeyTronic is a reasonable substitute for use in environments that are best kept quiet (such as in a cube, in an office though, just close your door). It's faults:

        - Softer keypress makes it easier to accidentally miskey.
        - Lack of positive response from keys slows my typing speed down.
        - Enter key is misshapen, along with tiny and mis-placed backslash and backspace keys.
        - Backspace, SysRq, etc aren't labelled correctly.
        - Has windows keys.

      I find that people who learned to type either on a manual typewriter or an IBM selectric (no surprise there) prefer the Model M. It's stronger key resistance and noise helps keep typists on cue.

      Just my 2 cents...

    30. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      I hate loud typers. I worked with a guy that would wail on his keyboard. He went through a series of Dell quiet keys, but when he typed, and he was fast, it sounded like he was shooting a machine gun. It was truly distracting.

    31. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Except it's actually not at all related to the Model M. The Model M uses buckling springs for key suspension and tactile feel, over a membrane sheet. (Most cheap keyboards use a rubber dome sheet in place of the buckling springs.) The Das II and III use individual Cherry MX switches for each key. (They use the blue variety, which provides both tactile and auditory feedback, but there are other Cherry MX switches that are quiet.)

      Even if we're talking about the original model, which looked like a Model M, it wasn't a Model M - it was a KeyTronic rubber dome keyboard that was originaly designed in the 1980s, as a ripoff of the Model M.

    32. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too have one of these, not being able to find a good Model M near me. I also called the folks directly to get a custom job. No writing of any kind. It's solid black. No charge for the "customization" which was really just leaving out a step sense they are all made locally. Just as good as a Das for about 2/3 the price.

      I imagine they could swap the keys for you mac users as well just as easily.

    33. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Informative

      And a wife armed with a glass of Pespi. *grumble*

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    34. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I got the Scorpius M10 keyboard. It's basically a DAS keyboard, with actual letters printed on the keys, and without the scooped F and J keys. I am very satisfied with mine. Costs quite a bit less than the DAS keyboard too.

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    35. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you prefer a keyboard with illumination you can get a deck. Same key switches and style as the Das and fully moddable. http://www.deckkeyboards.com/

    36. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right: and I wrote a review of it (that /. picked up) here, for those of you who want to know more.

    37. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      In case of what? Nuclear war? Because I'm pretty sure that's the only thing that could make a model M stop working

      I wish. I've got a couple with dead keys. Haven't got the heart to throw them out. One day I'll spend a few hours stripping them down and cleaning them in the hope they'll come back to life....

      And you can't plug them into modern mobos, they go crazy with phantom presses and wild repeats. Supposedly you can solder a resistor on its board to make it match, or just use a USB/PS2 adapter.
      See http://www.geocities.com/jszybowski/keyboard/index.htm

    38. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      In case of what? Nuclear war?

      Is that what it's called when the keys get all sticky?

    39. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Teilo · · Score: 5, Informative

      On a side note, it's funny that there have been no Mac trolls so far :)

      That's because Mac users smart enough to buy a Das Keyboard are also smart enough to find the setting in System Preferences that lets you swap the Command and Option keys so that it behaves as expected. In Leopard, this can even be done device-by-device, thus alleviating CmdrTaco's problem.

      Using ControllerMate, I was even able to add volume keys and an Eject button (used the PrtScr, Scroll Lock, and Pause buttons for volume.)

      I love my Das Keyboard II.

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    40. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by vistic · · Score: 1

      I love my Unicomp that I use at home. I got the 104-key USB version and I think it's very solid. It was well worth it.

      At work I use an IBM 101-key PS/2 with the built-in mouse that I got at the university surplus for $1. I finally had to stop using that one though because it's so loud and was possibly annoying my co-workers. One of them did say that the sound of that keyboard made me sound very productive, like I was typing at the speed of light.

      The problem is my fingers are so used to that exact key spacing now that I really suck at typing on the Dell keyboard that came with my work computer. Although I do like the volume knob.

    41. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case of robbery, I'd like a spare for self-defence (the thing is heavier than my laptop).

    42. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      10-15 years ago I bought a no name, Chinese made, ergonomic keyboard at a computer show on clearance for $5.

      It's almost as if they took the action of the Model M, put it on an ergonomic keyboard. The thing that made this keyboard was outstanding was the fact that the footstand was in the right place...in the front of the keyboard! I'm well over 6 feet tall with broad shoulders. An ergonomic keyboard is almost a must. And, I've never found another keyboard like it since...

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    43. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Dolda2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unicomp sells a 104-key version of the Customizer that's USB-native. I'm typing on one right now. It's /slightly/ more lightly-built than the Lexmark M 3 feet away and my IBM M at home, but it's much better IMO than a standard kb.

      Yes, I have one too. I bought it after I ruined my original Model M by spilling tea on it, and I have to concede that real Model M was better, quality-wise -- in particular, the C key on this board gets stuck in some little plastic detail when depressed from the wrong angle, and it doesn't have removable key caps.

      Nevertheless, it is still incomprehensibly much better than any run-of-the-mill rubber dome rubbish, and it sells for lot less than Das Keyboard at $69. If you're not in a position to get your hands on a real Model M, I greatly recommend it.

    44. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by kclittle · · Score: 1

      I have purchased 3 unicomp keyboards for this very reason. I'm getting a new system in a few months -- unicomp #4 will be forthcoming.
      -k

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    45. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by zerOnIne · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dishwasher.

      Seriously pop the caps off, run the sucker through a dishwasher, alone. Let it dry for a couple days, and presto, practically-new keyboard for you.

      As a side note, never, ever try this with a membrane keyboard.

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    46. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      My co-worker types so heavily that she has broken two laptop keyboards and she actually wore a dip in the touchpad of one. We can't seem to get her out of 'manual typewriter' mentality.

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    47. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      I have 3 of them. Thank goodness for ebay!

    48. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah. It doesn't take a nuclear war. All it takes is a 2 year-old. Mine did it some 16 years ago. Spare parts won't fix it. I may forgive him, someday.

    49. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I've had Model Ms go bad before. Something on the PCB flakes out, and I find myself having to "reboot" the keyboard by unplugging it and plugging it back in. That may work for a couple minutes to a couple hours then it freezes up again. It's not the MOBO because the same keyboard worked for years before this became a problem.

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    50. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by jmenezes · · Score: 1

      I also depended heavily on the original Natural keyboards, after finding several in the local PC shop's dumpster.
      The first keyboard I've seen since that comes close to it is the new Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000, which still does have the arrow and home keys the way they were intended to be, not where some drunk and/or stoned keyboard designer thought it would be funny to place the keys.

      (Side note-Why must so many laptops _insist_ on fuckin around with layout of keys, esp Windows key, Enter key, alt and delete keys? half of laptops that I have to sit down at, I need to re-learn a keyboard layout.)

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    51. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      I think you work with my aunt.

      I've been playing FPS games heavily, and I jump CONSTANTLY because a part of me is still a 13 year old with ADD, and I've had the same keyboard for 6 years now. And it's not a 'good' keyboard. The nubs on my f and j key are gone.. the letters are still there, but it's white letters on black plastic so that doesn't fade too quickly.

      she, on the other hand, broke the space bar on 3 keyboards within a year. and then she complains about arthritis....... no, that's just BRUISING. CALM DOWN.

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    52. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That'd be the phosphoric acid corroding the metal - if you spill coca-cola/pepsi on something metal, wash it off quickly. That shit is nasty. (Red Bull now make a phosphoric acid free cola (though it's still somewhat acidic with lemon juice), it's surprisingly good, and nicer than either coca-cola or pepsi, nothing like their noxious energy drink)

    53. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why you would get an extra ten words per minute on a clicky keyboard. Do you seriously need audio response to each of your extremely annoying presses to have 100% confirmation that the key was typed? Just look at the damn screen.

    54. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No problems with a washing membrane keyboard if you take the membrane out :) I've successfully dishwashed a Microsoft Natural keyboard and it came out like new. It took less than two minutes to remove the membrane and PCB - everything else went in and was left to dry in the airing cupboard for 24 hours before reassembly.

    55. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Or in case of a funny Slashdot post. You blow a bunch of Mountain Dew thru your nose onto the keyboard, and time for another keyboard!!

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    56. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      You should try the *deep breath* Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 v1.0 *pant*.

      It's got the upside down T-arranged arrow keys, no normal three by two navigation keys (home/end/del etc), volume keys, five generic bindable buttons, media controls, very convenient forward & back keys (alt+left & alt+right) and a weird scroll widget in the middle the primary purpose of which seems to be for dust to lay on.

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    57. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by bmajik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When the MS natural keyboard first came out i completely scoffed at it, as it was both goofy looking and from Microsoft.

      Additionally, at the time I was only using Sun and SGI machines so I had no need to try learning to use one.

      Fast forward a few years, and as luck would have it, I found myself working at Microsoft in Redmond. I quickly learned to love the original natural keyboard, especially because of its backward tilt / massive wrist rest. None of the subsequent kb designs had this feature, and IMO, it was the #1 most useful ergo keyboard feature. I asked around a bit and IIRC, the unconventional tilt was patented by someone else and we opted to not continue paying royalties on it.

      I too regret that our company started dicking with home/end and arrow key layouts. Not to mention the completely unforgivable "FLock" fiasco. I started collecting Natural keyboards out of other peoples "PC recyle" piles (years ago, hardware people didn't want would get piled up in the major hallways of buildings, and it was "officially" meant for our PC recycling partner, but if you nabbed this hardware and put it to good use nobody much complained).

      I built up a supply of original Natural keyboards thinking that our company would forever have its head in the dirt and never make an unmolested arrow-key / no fLock unit, much less one that had the proper direction of tilt / wrist rest.

      Well, as another poster pointed out, the "Natural ergonomic keyboard 4000" is excellent and satisfies on all points. the Natural is still a bit more substantial and has better wrist support and hand angle, but the 4000 is a modern replacement that is natively USB and I find it satisfactory enough that I am finally retiring my 10+ year old natural KBs in favor of 4000s.

      Internally, one of our hardware guys (who had a long list of employees that were pissed off at our KB offerings) beamed with pride when he first unveiled the 4000 to us because it really is the first credible successor to the original Natural KB.

      As an aside, almost all of the key letters have rubbed off of all my natural KBs :) The thumb-strike regions on the space bar are completely de-textured. I showed a few to my wife and she couldn't fathom how someone could wear a keyboard so much :)

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    58. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a side note, never, ever try this with a membrane keyboard.

      You do not need to do that with a membrane keyboard. :-) Once a year, I disassemble mine (just a dozen of screws, a five minute job), put the top part with the keys into warm water with a bit of detergent for about one hour (shake out and clean the rest in the meantime), clean the keys, shake the water out, let it dry for some time a finish it with my hairdryer-fu. Never had any problems.

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    59. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bastard, I wondered where my keyboard went!

    60. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please note that the ergonomic 4000 model has the correct layout of arrow and home/end keys! I love it!

    61. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

      I love the old clicky-clacky IBM keyboards they respond great and love the tactile feedback of the clicker. I remember doing a training class once sharing a machine with this woman was beyond fast when it comes to typing. I kept letting her type because it sounded like machine gun burst using that KB.

      What gets me about the DAS keyboard is the price, but if it lasts like an old IBM clicker then price is okay. Glad to see they put a couple USB ports on the KB wish all KB's had them.

    62. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by maudface · · Score: 2, Funny

      My girlfriend has got through a couple, one snapped right across the middle. She's is however built like a brick shit house and has bones made of unobtainium. They're not *that* indestructible.

    63. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm an "old fart" kind of person, I really don't "get" the click keyboards anyway.


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    64. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Really, it's just not cool in a shitty office environment. Unfortunately, MOST offices are now shitty office environments. The cube farm created the problem that normal human noise is now a real problem for some employees. If businesses actually supplied real live offices, the guy next to you with a clacky keyboard, playing Yanni on his cd player, or talking loudly on the phone wouldn't be a problem.

      I used to have a job where I shared an office with one other guy. When he was out, I would close the door, turn off the lights except for on small reading lamp over the reference material next to me, turn on some metal, and code. (No windows, so it was dark) I had to make a little extra effort to make sure that anyone wanting to see me knew that they were not disturbing me, but that didn't take much effort. What I found was that I was far more productive, AND more accurate with my code when I could tailor my environment to suit my mood.

      Note: We guaranteed the the accuracy of our software by paying the customer the difference between the amount we showed, and the actual amount. This meant that we had heavy tracking by almost every one of your customers as to the accuracy of our code. So, I could actually see that my code was more accurate.

    65. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Rastl · · Score: 1

      Because I don't like the 'typing on oatmeal' response of tactile keyboards?

      When I spend hours a day typing on the thing I'm going to use the tool that works best for me. For Spaghetti's sake switch to decaf and leave me alone to do my work on the tool I prefer.

      And get off my intarwebz.

    66. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Using all types of keyboards Model M, Normal modern PC, Curvy ones that are suppose to be better for your and right now I am using the Mac Chiclets design. I never really have had any problems with them either way. Just as long as the keys are in the right spot (I am talking about you Toshiba laptops who thought it was a cool idea to put the Tilda in the bottom right) Even having the Ctrl and Capslock switched isn't that much of a problem. Perhaps it is because during the week I usually use at least 4 or 5 different keyboard styles. Or the fact I am a programmer and I just can't type well enough to be a problem (although I do type rather well. However coding isn't normally just typing like a story.) But all this fuss about keyboards and this religious affiliation to them is probably more you you trying to feel that you are so skilled that you have real preference in a model, much like the people who like expensive wine just because it was expensive, and if given a blind taste test they may just like the $5.00 cheap stuff.

      You just want to say I am such an Alpha geek that I have a strong preference on a keyboard and you are a less of a geek if you don't.

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    67. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by SithLordOfLanc · · Score: 1

      I believe the first natural keyboard was the IBM M series that was split down the middle and in 3 pieces. Left, right and number pad. I would KILL for two of these.

    68. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy who used to carry around an M with a USB adapter for his Macbook. Thing probably weighed twice as much as the computer. I think he only did it for the comments he'd get :-)

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    69. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by vikingu · · Score: 1

      The ThinkPad keyboards are silent and great: short key travel distance, the classic inverted T, the 3x2 block, 3x4 F-keys, 2x big Shifts, 2xCTRL, 2xALT plus a trackpoint in the middle, so you don't have to lift-up for the mouse or touchpad (never got used to the touchpad, but it's great for just scrolling). Very efficient!

      And even better - Lenovo sells several desktop version. The one that I like has the same quiet and fast scissor mechanism, includes the trackpoint+touchpad that you get on the Thinkpads plus a full numeric keypad and some USB ports, all in a pretty slim package. And if you use it as docking keyboard, you are always comfortable because you don't have to work with 2 layouts in parallel. The only downside is that after some time that plastic gets shinny and if your hands sweat, you want a new one.

      But I have to admit that a "blank" one is much cooler and probably less stressful for people like me... I work in Germany, but I can't stand any layout than the English ones. Buying one with English layout here is a bitch! So sometimes I have to use German keyboards but I set the English layout. Guess what: the most mistakes I make when I look at the keys - my hands know what to do but get confused by the view.

    70. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Applekid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perhaps off topic, but from that link:

      Another relevant factor is that the older technology used on the IBM keyboard's controller PCB requires more power to operate than newer keyboards. The IBM draws around 112mA from the interface, whilst a modern keyboard draws 1.2mA. These figures are with the 3 status LEDs (NumLock, CapsLock, ScrollLock) off. Each of these draw around 12mA when lit on both keyboards.

      That's pretty amazing. I wonder where are all the press releases from Greenpeace and others about how WASTEFUL the Model M is?

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    71. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what don't you like about the f-lock? I use a "Natural Wireless Multimedia" and I like it fairly well. It's got the proper arrow key arrangement but the "home-end" keys are weird (don't like that part). It's got the f-lock, and I've found it pretty usable. It's nice to be able to turn the function keys on when needed or use the built in shortcuts when not.

      That's my least favorite part of the MacBook Pro keyboard, F keys are only F keys when I hit the damned "fn" button. I can't find any way to lock them.

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    72. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Would you rather me be unproductive with a soft keyboard? I can't stand those notebook/laptop and natural keyboards. I only have four fingers and no thumbs. I type much faster with clicky types.

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    73. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Wicko · · Score: 1

      That keyboard plus the Logitech mx518 mouse is a winning combination for me. I don't use the back/forward on the keyboard though, i use the mouse buttons as my hand is more often on the mouse during navigation on websites/windows. The keyboard ones I bound to foobar for track navigation. I was getting pretty upset when I wasn't able to find an ergonomic keyboard with normal navigation keys. I really don't understand the point of saving an inch by aligning the keys vertically, when split keyboards are already larger than normal keyboards. An inch isn't going to kill anyone. I'll admit that the reverse tilt looks awkward, but I can't believe how comfortable it is. Tried going to a standard keyboard to do some programming and it was hell. I could never go back.

    74. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad, Coke can be washed out of a model M and full functionality will return.

      That's yet another reason not to drink Pepsi.

    75. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by antdude · · Score: 1

      What's Pespi? [grin]

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    76. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      That's because Mac users smart enough to buy a Das Keyboard are also smart enough to find the setting in System Preferences that lets you swap the Command and Option keys so that it behaves as expected.

      Provably not true. Please see TFA for a counter-example.

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    77. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Von+Rex · · Score: 1

      I'm using one of those, too. I agree with everything you say. I've had several friends generously offer to trade me their new keyboards for this one.

      It's got just the right amount of feedback as you hit the keys, but it's not unnecessarily loud. Why would someone want an overly loud keyboard? That sounds like a design flaw to me, not a point of pride.

      And you're so right about the arrow keys and 3x2 block. The old layouts had it right with three pairs of functionally related keys -- insert/delete, home/end, and page up/page down. Why muck that up by rearranging them?

    78. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Macbook keyboards make a depressingly feeble 'snik' when you tap them. I can understand his reasoning.

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    79. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      F-lock key has inverse functionality that is should have. So every time I (re)boot my computer I have to press f-lock key just to have normal f1-f12 keys. Its bullshit to have reply/redo/whatever by default on f-keys. There was a registry key to fix this but it doesn't work anymore.

      About your macbook keyboard problem; you can invert the f-keys to their default values in leopard: sys preferences->keyboard and mouse->Use all F1, F2... as standard function keys.

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    80. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by antdude · · Score: 1

      That would be me! My college friend said the same thing about my typing being like a machine gun. :) I guess we can't work together then!

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    81. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favourite keyboard was an IBM (xcant remember the model) but it had removeable key caps, so it could be cleaned every now en then. And I always thought, "Hey all I need is a penguin keycap to replace the win-system key 8) or an apple key for the other set.

      Actually as most keys are simply removable now why don't KB manufacturers offer replacements?

    82. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. I have three of them and wouldn't trade them for anything. The best thing, besides the feel, is NO stupid Windoze key in the way!

    83. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, I don't look at my screen when I type. I only look after it. :D

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    84. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by dreddnott · · Score: 1

      Most modern motherboards work fine with the Model M. I've used them with a couple LGA775 and Socket 754 and 939 boards for years. That said, if you are having issues, it's definitely worth your time and money to get a USB adapter for the poor thing!

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    85. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The MS Natural Keyboard 4000 goes back to the proper key layout, plus tilts properly (from the front, not the back), has nice padded palmrests plus it's black, and thus beautiful. A shame they can't use the buckling springs from a Model M, but no keyboard is perfect. I'd also like the keyletters to light up.

      I recently found an IBM Model M SpaceSaver (84 key; no numeric keypad on the side) - these are VERY hard to find. It's like I won a lottery or something. :)

      Now to paint it black...

    86. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm tying this on a 1995/6 Microsoft Natural keyboard."

      If you had a sane keyboard, you would have been "typing" it.

    87. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Teilo · · Score: 1

      Note that I said "buy" a Das Keyboard.

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    88. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by bmajik · · Score: 1

      i want them to always, only be function keys. I will never in my life think "oh, i should reach up to hit F3 to mean "redo" (isn't F3 search on notepad and certain other MS products?). I want F3 to be F3, nothing more, nothing less.

      The 4000 "remembers" the f-lock state across boots. It is the first F-lock "enabled" keyboard that i wouldn't absolutely smash into little bits if i got stuck with one. I can turn it to "f-lock" and forget about it.

      FLock and function-key overloading was something that didn't need to happen. Just like going away from inverted-T.

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    89. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by nitehorse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Unicomp keyboard is kind of flimsy compared to an original Model M; however, PS2 to USB adapters are very hit-or-miss so it's a pain to use a Model M with a modern computer.

      I think it's safe to say that I'm more obsessed with the Model M than pretty much anyone else I know - I have a dozen of them (both classic Model M #1391401s and several of the Space Saver editions sans numpad on the right), but I was getting really tired of needing the special cable (on the ones that have a detachable cable) and a PS2/USB adapter for each one to use it. I have more computers without PS2 ports these days than with, so USB is kind of necessary.

      So... with a friend's help, I learned how to design electrical circuits so I could manufacture a new brain for the M.

      http://c133.org/ibm-keyboard-pcb.png is the PCB layout, and http://github.com/clee/rump/tree/master is the source code for the firmware that runs on the microcontroller.

      I'm actually typing this comment on a Model M I bought on eBay, but it's running my firmware on my board, talking USB natively.

    90. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of bad habits to go around in the office. I put up with a coworker who sits next to me making a noise like "Noooooooooooooooooooo!" as though he's falling to the center of the planet several times a day. Other than that, he's a good guy, otherwise I'd make a bigger deal of it.

      I really don't like much noise around me. My notebook's CPU fan annoys me when it comes on, and it's really not all that loud. I ask people around me to keep certain noises to a low volume, and I go extra lengths to try to ensure that I'm not annoying to them. I'd like a quieter keyboard for my desktop, but I've been told to wait until I get a new system sometime in the next couple of months.

      However, if someone near me had a keyboard along the lines of a Model M, I could well be driven to take some additional action, possibly bordering on destructive. I despise those kinds of keyboard, and have since I first used them back in the 1980s. It seems that one either loves or hates them, and I fall into the latter category.

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    91. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me that one true keyboard is a Sun Microsystems - Type 7, UNIX layout of course.

    92. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by janek78 · · Score: 1

      I am using the same keyboard (the very first MS Natural). It has served me well these 12 years - only once the connector broke. The price of the repair was more than a new keyboard but I had no remorse spending it. I work as a translator so I do a lot of typing and my hands know this keyboard really well by now. :) It's funny that I also have only two faded letters (N and M). Also my F12 key falls out from time to time (it was hit by glue that my brother threw at me years ago). What a great piece of hardware.

    93. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by MBCook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tried going to a standard keyboard to do some programming and it was hell. I could never go back.

      That's sort of where I am. I bought the Natural keyboard because I did a fair bit of typing (I'd have been 12 or so, at the time) and I thought it was neat. The Windows key was handy. I did almost all my typing on that thing for a long time.

      Then as I got to college, I found typing code on their Dells (standard dell $2 keyboard) was annoying after an hour or two. Typing a paper would get annoying to painful after 2 hours or so. My laptop was better (for some reason) but still happened after long enough. When I had a long paper to type, I'd set the laptop on a table and pull out my old Microsoft Natural and get it done with no problem. Larger hands made normal keyboards much less comfortable (where at 12-14 they fit just fine).

      Then I got my job two years ago. As I did more and more programming (because I was more familiar with the code base so I could do longer chunks without having to go look stuff up for a few minutes), programming got more and more painful (again, $2 Dell run-of-the-mill keyboard).

      So I looked around my house, found my old MS Natural, and took it to work. I seem to be able to type faster on it, but more importantly I have to type for hours and hours straight, for a few days straight, before typing starts to get annoying and painful.

      Some times when there is lots to be typed or programmed, I'm not sure I'd get nearly as much done if I had to use a standard little keyboard due to rest breaks.

      People laugh. Some people (especially those who can't touch type) think the things would be worse to type on. But the proliferation of split keyboards over the last 12+ years shows how useful they are.

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    94. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I have a Unicomp SpaceSaver (they didn't have a 105-key Customizer at the time).
      Blank.

      They couldn't make me one with a Croatian layout, so I asked them to send me a blank one.
      No extra cost, either.

      The best keyboard I've ever owned, though still I type this on my MacBook Pro.

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    95. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by MBCook · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can sympathize. I've always wanted that on my PCs. Keyboards that don't do that (due to "saving space", or whatever) always drive me nuts.

      On my Mac though, I've found I rather like it the other way. I have a MacBook Pro and while it has function keys, you have to press the "fn" key to use them. The rest of the time they operate shortcuts (volume, brightness, spaces, etc). They are very handy. I never need to use them in OS X.

      The only time I use them as function keys is when I boot into Windows. And there, it is annoying.

      I'd really hate to try to use them to switch virtual terminals in Linux though. That'd drive me batty pretty fast until I got used to it (begrudgingly).

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    96. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder where are all the press releases from Greenpeace and others about how WASTEFUL the Model M is?

      Duh, Apple doesn't make the M, silly

    97. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have one too. I bought it after I ruined my original Model M by spilling tea on it,

      What kind of tea did you spill on it that actually ruined it?

      Once one of my teachers spilled coffee or coke (it was caffeinated and sticky, that's all I remember) on her Model M.
      I told her to wash it, turn it upside down and leave it to dry for a day or two.
      Worked like a charm.

      Model Ms are nearly indestructible.

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    98. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by el+americano · · Score: 1

      what don't you like about the f-lock?

      Logitech Elite keyboards have been showing up around the office. A horrible decision by our IT department. Do they think we need a Shopping key on work computers?! The stupid extra keys can be ignored, but that damn F-Lock turns off on every reboot. I had one situation where I needed to hit F1 during boot, and it was a race to activate and hit it between keyboard reset and the end of the BIOS window. None of those extra features work anyway, since people have not installed the extra software. When things don't work, I don't worry much if the keys having the right springiness or not.

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    99. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      In case of what? Nuclear war?

      Because I'm pretty sure that's the only thing that could make a model M stop working.

      Nuclear war?

      Only if he intends to use them as shielding.

      I'd bet on some MacGyverish Situation where a Model M or three will provide a ratchet, caltrops, a shield, and maybe even rollerskates and some offensive weaponry.
      Maybe they can even be used in constructing a trebuchet.

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    100. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by MrScience · · Score: 2, Informative

      I highly recommend the Microsoft Ergonomic 4000. Everything that started going wrong with keyboards has been overturned with this model. I know I sound like a shill, but I bought two myself for both home and for work. Inverted T arrows, 3x2 home keys, number pad, and media buttons. Throw in the fact that they finally support tilting it *forward* (think of your piano teacher telling you to have a ball in the palm of your hand... tilting the keyboard so that the hands rest naturally is a good thing), and it's been heaven.
      http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/productdetails.aspx?pid=043

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    101. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It is a well-known fact that the only two things that can damage a Model M are a Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 and a tyrannosaurus rex with a shoulder-mounted particle beam. So I wouldn't worry about it.

      What would happen if Chuck Norris got pissed off and attacked his Model M?

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    102. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by rickwood · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the bliss of a both a full-sized backspace and a full-sized enter key. If I had known then that I wouldn't be able to find a match for my mid-nineties Natural keyboard, I'd have bought two.

      That being said, I have had my eye on a Belkin F8E208, just in case the old girl gives up the ghost.

    103. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by joebok · · Score: 1

      Yep - ditto on all your points. I've got two of these: one at work and one at home. Best keyboard that I have had; both going strong for how ever long that I have had them (which is so long that I don't remember how long that has been).

      The M-style keyboards are nice too, but the noise is too much for me.

    104. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Wicko · · Score: 1

      I only started using one a year or so ago. I guess 4 years of computer science at university does that to you..

      I don't do any prolonged typing without that keyboard anymore. I worked at my university for the last year so I had a keyboard there, and if I was in the lab doing assignments I would bring that down from my office. Others in the lab would laugh at the fact that I brought my own keyboard to school, but some people would ask me where I got it and how much it was ;)

      The people that laugh, will soon be crying when their wrists start aching in a few years.

    105. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm an "old fart" kind of person, I really don't "get" the click keyboards anyway. I don't like the noise and it really doesn't feel that good anyway. The clicky fans often talk about how membrane keyboards are all bad, but the thing is, there are varying degrees and qualities of membranes.

      Quite true. Some membrane keyboards are horrible, while others I prefer to discrete keyboards. I've also wondered about the clicky cult. I thought computers were supposed to make our work easier, so why do I feel I'm pounding on an Underwood with some keyboards? Perhaps it's just a stupid macho thing for some people.

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    106. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by W8TVI · · Score: 1

      <announcer_voice>Next on Slashdot TV: Are you smarter than CmdrTaco?</announcer_voice>

    107. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Only two letters (N and M) are faded

      You obviously got the model without the porn key, then.

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    108. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      It's basically a DAS keyboard, with actual letters printed on the keys

      Translation: with the only reason to buy pre-removed for your convenience.

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    109. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tying this on a 1995/6 Microsoft Natural keyboard.

      Obviously :)

    110. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      There's not a lot that a 2 year old can't destroy! I feel they are more powerful than a nuclear war.

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    111. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      There is only one thing that Chuck Norris is afraid of. It's the Model-M!

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    112. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by somersault · · Score: 1

      In TFA he didn't say that he tried switching layouts, because he expected to have to switch the settings around a lot if he did, to account for the external and built in keyboards. Personally I must just be able to switch between the two methods as I use Mac layout keyboards for both Windows and OSX. Admittedly, I tend to use the built in laptop keyboard for OSX at home, and the external keyboard for Windows at work. The context change could help to stop me getting confused, but I remember it being a hassle at first getting used to the alt and windows key being transposed.

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    113. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can however do the same in reverse with most keyboards - pop the keys out and run THEM through a dishwasher. They might come back a tiny bit bleached but they'll be clean and click properly.

    114. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Technician · · Score: 1

      If you buy the $5-$10keyboards, then yes, they are problematic in that they don't last long

      The problme with most membrane switches is the limited life. The rubber is not conductive. The pads on the rubber is conductive, but it is not a low resistance. With age the contact cunductive surface begins to flake, wear, etc. With a full keystroke and a light touch, the results are tactile feedback for keystrokes that did not make a solid connection. Dirt and moisture accelerate the problem.

      The Model M on the other hand does not use switches. There is no contact wear, corrosion of contacts, high resistance, or conductive rubber wear.

      The Model M is a capacitance switch keyboard. No electrical contact is required. When the bucking spring drops the actuator, it's presence is detected by the change in capacitance regardless of any change in "contact resistance". This lack of change in electrical properties over time is why they have such a high relibility rating. If the key clicks, it input the keystroke, unlike many membrane keyboards which requre proofreading to check for mssing leters. Contact bounce is often corrected in the keyboard encoder, so only the severest electrical failures create ddouble keyprress problems. Most problems are related to mising keystrokes. Read some of my old posts and you can tell when I posted at work, as that is the posts with IE without spellcheck and the membrane keypad that often leaves out the random keystroke.

      Above double stroke and missing letters are intententional and for example of typical keyboard problems. Tactile feedback is often wrong with membrane keyboards.

      The only problem I have with a model M is it doesn't correct my bad spelling and typos.

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    115. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's actually a "Model M" keyboard made circa 1995 which is more like your KeyTronic. It has rubber cups under the keys instead of buckling springs, so it's much quieter than a "real" Model M. However, like the regular model, it has no stupid Windoze keys, it's rugged and heavy, the keys are all in the same positions and look the same, etc. The only other drawbacks are that the keycaps aren't as easily removable as on the real Model M, and the cable is not removable. The key feel is still very good (better than my old 1990 KeyTronic), better than any rubber-cup keyboard I've used, though not quite as good as a buckling-spring version.

    116. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The new Sun keyboards have a nice layout, but the key feel is crap since they use the same, cheap, rubber-cup capacitive membrane technology as every other $5 keyboard out there.

      What I'd give to have a keyboard with a Sun layout and Model M buckling spring keys...

    117. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by 1310nm · · Score: 1

      I love the M. I have a black one with a stick mouse in the middle. Fantastic, except it just makes too much noise to be used in the living room.

    118. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But I have to admit that a "blank" one is much cooler and probably less stressful for people like me... I work in Germany, but I can't stand any layout than the English ones. Buying one with English layout here is a bitch! So sometimes I have to use German keyboards but I set the English layout. Guess what: the most mistakes I make when I look at the keys - my hands know what to do but get confused by the view.

      I use a Dvorak keyboard layout at home and a QWERTY one at work, and the same thing happens to me if my keyboard layout doesn't match the layout setting. If my Dvorak keyboard is set on QWERTY, or vice versa, I can still type as long as I'm careful not to look at the keys at all, but if I look at them I get confused.

    119. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Rudd-O · · Score: 1

      The virtue of a mechanical actuator keyboard (what you call click keyboard) is NOT JUST the click sound (which as feedback is great).

      The real virtue is that every key has a mechanical actuator with a small spring that "breaks" halfway through the depression action, and "unbreaks" when you remove pressure from the key. When the spring is "broken" it makes contact, and at the same time greatly reduces the amount of resistance of the key.

      The trick is that the instant you feel that almost imperceptible "give-in", you unconsciously KNOW that you've actuated the key you hit. So when you've made a mistake you can backspace over it real quick, with no interruption of workflow. Have you ever depressed two keys by accident, not being sure if the two keys went through or just one? This sort of typing error is impossible to miss with a mechanical actuator keyboard. Ever hit the wrong key, but you're not sure if you hit it all the way? With normal keyboards, you can't tell, but with these types of keyboards, you know. When you type with a mechanical actuator keyboard, your fingers rest, because they don't need to go all the way down or with full force to actuate the keys -- this is a measured and documented fact -- therefore there is no abrupt stop that ripples through your knuckles.

      If you type for a living, it would be very stupid not to use a mechanical actuator keyboard.

      My Model M is a dream come true. Thanks to it, I do a 100 words per minute. I have never ever typed as fast with another keyboard. And I plan on keeping it for another ten years.

      Unrelated: to the guy somewhere in this thread that abhors Model Ms with cries of "common courtesy": you have two choices: (1) Get a pair of earbuds, or (2) FUCK YOU.

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    120. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Rudd-O · · Score: 1

      "There is a reason modern keyboards are quiet and it's not because of cheap manufacturing. It's common courtesy."

      Screw you and your common courtesy. Do you know what common courtesy is? Not busybodying into other people's affairs. I'm not gonna slow my work down just because you won't get a pair of $1 earplugs. Now go take your ADHD medication and screw off.

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    121. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      There is a reason modern keyboards are quiet and it's not because of cheap manufacturing.

      No, it's because of cheap manufacturing. Membrane keyboards are MUCH (less than half) cheaper to manufacture than mechanical switch keyboards. Mechanical switch keyboards are better by every single mesaure you could come up with: response, keystroke length, "feel" for professional typists, durability, etc.

    122. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by elguap0 · · Score: 1

      I'm also a fan of ergonomic keyboards and I'd say Microsoft's Natural 4000 model is the best that you can buy right now.

      It has a standard inverted T shaped arrow key layout and the standard arrangement for the Home/End keys as well.

      The only thing missing is a built in USB hub.

    123. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      The beauty of the Model M keyboards is that if used properly, people only complain about the noise once... then you clean the evidence off the keyboard and continue clicking away... the rest of your co-workers learn very quickly by the "example" set of the first one who complains.

      ;-)

    124. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by beav007 · · Score: 1

      One of my customers had a cheap PS/2 keyboard, which he decided was too dirty. He washed it in the sink with his washing up, and then put it in the oven to dry. Needless to say, it doesn't function quite as well as it used to.

      The keyboard is now hung on the wall in the storefront.

      I think I know where Microsoft got their idea for the Natural Keyboard now...

    125. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naaah that wouldn't phase an IBM keyboard. I remember them from my first job out of uni - they could take a full cup of coffee and keep on clicking - it was almost impossible for liquid to get into the circuitry. Even if they did get gummed up you could pull the keys off and give it a wipe down.

      Allan

    126. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Mike610544 · · Score: 1

      Right on. It's weird that people will spend $500 on a graphics card and yet allow their primary tactile contact with the machine be some cheap spongy POS. I don't know anything about the keyboard in the review, but the Model M is by far the best input device I ever bought. Typing on what's considered a normal keyboard these days makes me want to vomit with rage.

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    127. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unfortunately, you will find over time that there are other joints being used the can also ache (fingers). On top of that, some days my _fingertips_ start to hurt, and I only use ergo keyboards.

    128. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the keyboard clock speed in your BIOS. XT maximum keyboard clock speed was 6 Mhz (4.77 Mhz originally), AT keyboard speed 8 Mhz. Turbo AT speed is 12 Mhz, and many older keyboards would freeze at that rate. Especially any that were XT compatible.

      I feel old now.

    129. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Saberwind · · Score: 1

      Best of all, it has a real inverted T set of arrow keys and a 3x2 set of home/end keys. I hate the way they've changed those on all their models they sell now.

      Microsoft fixed the positions of these keys on their Natural 4000.

      I still prefer the original Natural though, as it didn't have all those stupid multimedia keys.

    130. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not about to give up my extra ten words per minute I get on my clicky keyboard just because you don't like the sound.

      I don't like it when you listen to voice mail on speakerphone, argue with your spouse over who has to cook dinner that night, suck your teeth to get out the last shreds of the lunch you just ate at your desk, or any of the other annoying audible habits you have.

      I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

    131. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by WobindWonderdog · · Score: 1

      One thing I've noticed, with regards to the point of 'knowing that you've hit the key' is typing in long passwords into password fields.

      With the responsiveness of the 'clicky' keyboards, I can actually backspace the required number of letters that I -know- I've mistyped, instead of having to clear the entire field because I realise I've hit two or more keys at once, and not knowing how many extra letters there have been.

    132. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hate trolling but

      "I use a Mac, so I actually wanted the Windows keys"

      what kind of a weird masochist type of geek are you ? why would anyone on the planet want windows keys on a mac ?

      sounds like installing a diesel engine on the roof of your gasoline car just to feel like a truck driver.

      i am a passionate pc lover, but since the first time i used mac os x , i understood that it's keyboard is designed for mac os x, and no other keyboard will probably ever do.

    133. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "On a side note, it's funny that there have been no Mac trolls so far :)"

      Why would we troll a thread about an exceptionally good keyboard? We can recognize fine engineering and quality components, and appreciate them.

      Myself, I'm using a 20 + year old Apple Extended Keyboard on my dual processor G4. Had to buy a Griffin iMate ADB to USB interface. Well worth it to keep using the Extended!

      The Extended is, in essence, the Apple "M" keyboard, sans the steel top and bottom.

      I've had the pleasure of using an "M" several times, and it's a fine keyboard.

      If I ever set up an X86 machine for Linux or MAME, there WILL BE an "M" attached to it!

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    134. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a touch typist, I can't take your advice seriously. For a touch typist, having the subconscious feedback when you miss a key (no hit or hit twice) is *very* important. The feedback is simply not as good on a membrane keyboard.

      And I can tell you're not a touch typist. How can I tell that? The dumbos at M$ managed to screw the location of the '6' key on that split keyboard you're using.

      I'm a touch typist, the keyboard you're using is a joke and the feedback it gives is lightyears behind what a 20 years old IBM Model M (or any mechanical keyboard) will produce.

      Yup, I'm not kidding... These dumbasses managed to get the location of the '6' key wrong, making this keyboard useless for touch typise.

      As the saying goes, the day M$ produces something that doesn't suck it's gonna be a vacuum cleaner.

    135. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "Because I don't like the 'typing on oatmeal' response of tactile keyboards?"

      Personally, I compare it to poking at a slab of Silly Putty.

      You know what's sad? That the keyboards that come with modern PCs have WORSE feeling keyboards than the keyboard in my Commodore 128!

      I tried the new Apple Aluminum keyboard recently. It's awful! Absolutely unusable!

      I'll keep on using my 20+ year old Apple Extended Keyboard. If it ever fails, (unlikely, I know) I do have 5 or 6 more in the closet, all gleaned from Goodwill/Thrift shops in Boston/Cambridge, all for US$1.00 - US$3.00 each.

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    136. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by flnca · · Score: 1

      I've had two Microsoft Natural keyboards, they're both dead. One was killed by a few drops of coffee that caused the conductor foil to turn black and rendered the keyboard useless. Another one died because its rubber mat become useless after months of intensive typing.

    137. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by flnca · · Score: 1

      DKB III is available with labelled keys!

    138. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

      Let's just say it would keep him busy for a good while.

    139. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Decado · · Score: 1

      Isn't this whole review pretty bullshit? Negative review because a windows keyboard isn't a mac keyboard? It isn't to any appreciable extent even a review, it is just a list of gripes about using a windows keyboard with a mac. If it is a windows keyboard at least review it as such.

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    140. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by YGingras · · Score: 1

      I just received a Unicomp Endurapro: the Customizer with an additional pointer stick. I love it!

    141. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

      That's my least favorite part of the MacBook Pro keyboard, F keys are only F keys when I hit the damned "fn" button. I can't find any way to lock them.

      Assuming they haven't changed system prefs too much from 10.4 to 10.5, open up Keyboard and Mouse Settings, and there should be a checkbox option to "Use all F1, F2 etc. keys as standard function keys". If the option's no longer there I'll swap you a 5yr old Powerbook G4 for your MacBook Pro

    142. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by NeuralSpike · · Score: 1

      Without the windows key there would only be two modifier keys (alt and control). Mac keyboards have three modifier keys (command, control, and option), and each is used quite frequently. Thus, it is nice to have the windows key, even though it has the wrong graphic printed on it.

    143. re:there is only one true keyboard... by ed.han · · Score: 1

      shouldn't that be, "in soviet russia, adapters no longer require you!"? :>

      ed

    144. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and it doesn't come with stinking volume control keys (The keyboard, not the wife.)!

    145. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by somersault · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean the Mac users would troll, I meant the strange anti-Mac fanboy types would troll about Taco using Macs. Myself I have always liked Apple as my dad got a Classic when I was about 6 (~1989). I was a bit disappointed that it took an overpriced MP3 player to make them successful again, but I'm glad it happened anyway. I'd given up hope of Mac OS ever being serious competition to Windows, just as I had to give up on my beloved Amigas!

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    146. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      unicomp will repair model M's for only $30. It's worth looking into.

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    147. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      unicomp will repair model M keyboards for only $30.

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    148. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1

      What kind of tea did you spill on it that actually ruined it?

      For the record, it was Oolong tea.

      Model Ms are nearly indestructible.

      Yes, I was quite surprised myself, because it turned out that it had manage to erode one of the metal conductors in the key matrix to the point where it was no longer closed. I still don't really get how it could get that badly affected by a little tea.

      Unfortunately, I could only actually see that once I had dismantled the keyboard, which required destroying up to 50 points where the plastic holding plate for the actual spring actuators was riveted to the backing metal plate by melting. I decided that it was worth paying $70 for a new keyboard from Unicomp (which was USB and had hyper buttons, to boot) rather than trying to re-fasten it.

    149. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by cthulhu11 · · Score: 0

      ... and yet we STILL have the madness of a capslock key (which nobody ever uses) where the control key should be, and a tiny control key down in the corner. Yeah I know I can remap them, but it's still stupidy.

    150. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

      RE: Anti-Mac fanboys. I've always felt there should some extra moderation labels:

      "Linux Bigot"
      "Windows Bigot"
      "Mac Enthusiast"

      What, me biased? Unpossible!

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    151. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the clicky keyboards are just another Dick waving exercise to prove people that they've been at 'it' for a really long time now, and thus are smarter and there opinion matters more!
      No different then anyone starting out an DnD discussion with "I've been playing DnD since 1977..."

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    152. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      I am typing from a Microsoft Internet Keyboard [1] [2] and it's very good. A bit loud but that's ok. I has just membrane but it has a nice feeling on pressing keys. I was a bit disapointed when I took it apart to clean it. There wasn't a big membrane but small button membranes on the "film" (that transparent thing). But it's an ok device for it's money (around 15 bucks). It has lasted long enough and I think it's going to be with me for a lot more

      I though that Logitec makes Microsoft's keyboards.

      [1] http://www.protectcovers.com/images2/dell/ms_intpro_lg.jpg
      [2] http://www.activewin.com/reviews/hardware/keyboards/ms/internet/images/keyboard2.jpg

    153. Re:There is only one true keyboard... by proselyte_heretic · · Score: 1

      I am typing on a cherry ML4100 mini-keyboard. Being slightly narrower than my macbook's keyboard, it is not quiet as efficient as my IBM model M, but it has cherry ML keyswitches, which are essentially tactile laptop sized switches. The das keyboard probably uses the full sized cherry keyswitches because the buckling spring switches seem to be only Unicomp's domain and the ALPS keyswitches that other old keyboards are made of are no longer being produced. Note: tactile is not loud, these are fairly quiet. Also, since it is laptop sized, and not made of metal, I can take it to school/work and not look or sound that weird.

      It can be had for 25 on ebay, and with more money, you can get one with windows keys. The main disadvantages are that being a mini keyboard, there is only one control key, and the keys around the arrow keys are cramped. Also, it doesn't have a separate numpad.

  2. Where is the SPLIT ERGO BLUETOOTH KEYBOARD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously... I would pay a lot of money for this... Belkin, Microsoft, Logitech? ANYONE? PLEASE... make it. I can't be alone in wanting one.

  3. The old IBM 101 Keyboard by monkeyboythom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only does it have the best spring action on the key, but it has the heft to kill a man.

    Just trust me on that last bit.

    1. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by EvilMonkeySlayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that you Hans?

    2. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Captain+Jack+Taylor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seconded, proud owner of two. Not using them though, as I find the springback to be hard on my fingers during gaming sessions. I prefer softer keyboards and will probably go over to scissor keys.

    3. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 5, Funny

      I trust you, but "I smacked a man with a keyboard in Reno, just to watch him die" doesn't have the same ring to it.

    4. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watched Gattica recently,huh?

    5. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He said: "kill a *man*"

      (Although to kill a russian woman might well take the amount of force required to kill a Western man, da?)

    6. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by doctor_nation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder if that was the keyboard in Wanted...

    7. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reno Man: pq39t4y 39fh 3tq243t?"?eae 4fa4 1

      sed quid: Them's fighting words!

      Reno Man: 0# $#!+

      sed quid: (whap)

      Reno Man: ...

    8. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's his secret... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    9. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      (Although to kill a russian woman might well take the amount of force required to kill a Western man, da?)

      Oh, there you are, Hans!

    10. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I smacked a man with a keyboard in Reno, just to watch him die" doesn't have the same ring to it.


      With an M it's more of a KA-LACK!, and it requires a g(r)eek chorus of "magic missile, magic missile."

    11. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I'll note that my Unicomp EnduraPro 104 has lighter springs than any of my Model Ms... of course, it could just be variances in production quality, but I've heard consistent reports that the Unicomps have less spring tension.

    12. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Not only does it have the best spring action on the key, but it has the heft to kill a man.

      Is that you Hans?

      Not unless the case is about to get even more weird than it already is.

    13. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by John_Booty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And I've noticed that my Unicomp keyboards have more spring tension than any of my Model M's, including a factory-sealed 1993 model I bought last year. (Thus eliminating keyboard wear as a factor)

      I wrote to Unicomp about this and they sent me a very detailed reply. Their answer, essentially, is that the original Model M spec allowed quite a variance (40%, or +/- 20%) in spring tension. Whereas Unicomp's springs all fall within about 20% range of variance centered around the original Model M specifications.

      So yes, there are Model M keyboards with more tension and there are Model M keyboards with less spring tension relative to the Unicomp keyboards.

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    14. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hear that keyboard clickin'
      Rattlin' 'round the bend
      And I ain't heard a dome switch
      Since I don't know when

      Yeah, I'm stuck in dome switch prison
      And time keeps draggin' on
      But the model M keeps clickin'
      Until the end of time

      When I was just a baby
      My mama told me, "Son,
      Always use an IBM
      That mod' M can stop a gun"
      But I smacked a man with a keyboard in Reno
      Just to watch him die

      You're right - not the same ring at all!

    15. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by v1 · · Score: 1

      The only design I've ever seen where the action of pressing they moves a divider out of the way so the contacts naturally come together, rather than forcing them to come together. Brilliant idea. (so if you remove a key cap, it repeats that key as though it was being held down)

      The model-M standard keyboards also have dual leaf contacts under them. EXTREMELY reliable. Not just one contact, TWO. Rare time and again I hit a key on this keyboard and it doesn't "fire". Never seen a model-m miss a beat.

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    16. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by dlaudel · · Score: 1

      Not likely. That thing fell to pieces with one smack to the face. Hardly the lethal weapon the GP mentions.

    17. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      (Although to kill a russian woman might well take the amount of force required to kill a Western man, da?)

      That would have been so much more amusing if you had made it into a "In Soviet Russia..." joke. I can not in good conscious mod you up ;) That and I've already commented in this article ;)

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    18. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just trust me on that last bit.

      In the US, you trust your keyboard.

      In Soviet Russia, your keyboard thrusts YOU!

    19. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      >> (Although to kill a russian woman might well take the amount of force required to kill a Western man, da?)

      >That would have been so much more amusing if you had made it into a "In Soviet Russia..." joke.
      >I can not in good conscious mod you up ;) That and I've already commented in this article ;)

      You mean like so?

      In California, it takes 100 Newtons to kill a man. In Soviet Russia, a woman uses 100 Newtons to kill you!

      Erm yeah...

    20. Re:The old IBM 101 Keyboard by fsterman · · Score: 1

      And with that, the next great /. meme is born.

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  4. Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before you say a keyboard has great tactile feedback try the Kinesis Freestyle. But don't take my word for it: http://robertwrose.com/2008/06/kinesis-freestyle-is-best-keyboard-ive.html

    1. Re:Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by lenski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mee too. I replaced an old GoldTouch with the FreeStyle and haven't looked back.

      Nearly perfect keyboard for my ancient wrists and fingers. (I am 51; 38 years of typing, 33 years on wristbending keyboards, has *ruined* my wrists and hands.)

    2. Re:Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by lenski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Forgot to mention: Not having a separate numeric pad keeps the mouse within reaching distance of the part of the keyboard that I actually use.

    3. Re:Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried the freestyle (maybe for the next one) but I positively, absolutely recommend the Kinesis Maxim I've used these for years.

    4. Re:Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by LinuxGrrl · · Score: 1

      Oh I get around that by using the mouse left-handed. :-)

    5. Re:Nope. Kinesis Freestyle is the best keyboard... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      No, actually, the best keyboard is the Nintendo Wii Onscreen keyboard. How long until they let us use a USB keyboard for the web browser?

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  5. Crusted up with junk from years of abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just might suggest shaving your palms and getting one of those covers you could just wipe clean after all the abuse.

  6. The only thing I want to know... by Xtense · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys? I keep my old IBMish clone keyboard in top shape just so I don't have to endure getting used to such a gap in-between of Ctrl and Alt, and a much shorter space. I have no use for these additional keys, and I bet I'm not the only guy around who despises them. Why aren't old-style keyboards on the market? That's what I want to know.

    (And yes, I realize this is probably a years-old question)

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    1. Re:The only thing I want to know... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can use that key for other things:
      http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/ubuntu/use-the-windows-key-for-the-start-menu-in-ubuntu-linux/

      if you are so inclined

    2. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Xtense · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Thank you, but I think I'll remain here with my command line interface ;) .

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    3. Re:The only thing I want to know... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      Because the windows keys are really, really useful? They give you 3 more keys in easy reach of your thumbs. I dislike the current trend to remove some of them. If yiu want to know how to get the best out of them, try running the following command:

      man xmodmap

      and if you want to do something handy with the key, try:

      man fvwm2

      Which reminds me... the reviewer complained about having to do lots of key remapping every day. Is this really the case? With a good system (eg, X) you can keep lists of kemappings in a file and just apply the whole file in one go. You can even bind the command to do that to a menu in any good window manager. That way, you can have as many keyboard types as you wish, for instance wierd laptop internal, external UK and external US.

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    4. Re:The only thing I want to know... by El+Cabri · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Frankly, the issue is a bit old. Who cares ? These keys do a few useful things under Windows, and I, for one, have grown used to count on them for shortcuts that wouldn't exist without some third party, custom configured hotkey app.

    5. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? Map it to something useful or don't press it. We've had windows keys on keyboards for at least a decade. I can't imagine that you haven't gotten used to "such a gap in-between of Ctrl and Alt" yet.

      I swear some people just like to complain.

    6. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Xtense · · Score: 1

      While i realize that they are indeed useful to one skilled with their use, I think i would waste a lot more time to just get the feel of 'em being there than actually doing anything productive, since they'd get in my way a lot, make me angry etc. I feel I remain quite fast working with just a few key combinations and shortcuts more, and have no need for further improvement, at least for the time being. Truth to be told though, I don't code much, mostly i just write stupid game reviews, so nothing really serious, but, eh, what the hell ;) .

      It's not that I'm afraid of change, I just like to cling on to something that actually works as long as it works :) .

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    7. Re:The only thing I want to know... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they get in the way, you can bind them to the key that you intended to hit.

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    8. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Nathonix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      start + L start + D are just a few that come to mind that i use on an hourly basis.

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    9. Re:The only thing I want to know... by LordOfTheNoobs · · Score: 1

      I use the left-windows key as the open new terminal key. Very convenient.

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    10. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      I tell you what, scratch off the Windows logo, and ink on the word "Meta". There you go, a proper UNIX keyboard.

      Seriously, before you ask for "old-style keyboards", you should familiarise yourself with what they actually looked like. The only difference between "old-style keyboards" and keyboards with the Windows key on is the logo on the key.

    11. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep my old IBMish clone keyboard in top shape just so I don't have to endure getting used to such a gap in-between of Ctrl and Alt, and a much shorter space.

      Most people who said "I can't endure getting used to this change in layout" discovered they could endure getting used to it since it was introduced with Windows 95, 13 years ago.

      Why aren't old-style keyboards on the market? That's what I want to know.

      Standard keyboards are mass produced and cheap. Like $10 cheap. Nonstandard keyboards cost more - like the $130 Das Keyboard.

      Furthermore, by using a 13-year-old keyboard and keyboard layout, you mark yourself as having the kind of get-off-my-lawn mentality that may make you balk at spending $130 on a keyboard when $10 substitutes are available; and may mark you as a troublesome, hard-to-satisfy customer it would be difficult to profit from trading with.

    12. Re:The only thing I want to know... by smtrembl · · Score: 1

      I've always been buying keyboards without the special windows key, but remmaping the caps lock to it. It feels much better! I also wish GNU Desktops would make use of such special key for shell commands and such (win+l locks, win+e browses etc.). The keyboard has so many useless keys, we're better off recycling them!

    13. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      Do you mean the Tux key?

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    14. Re:The only thing I want to know... by value_added · · Score: 1

      I have no use for these additional keys, and I bet I'm not the only guy around who despises them.

      Well, I despise that they're called Windows keys, that they have the Windows logo on them, and that when used under Windows, they really don't enough to warrant redesigning the standard layout to add two of them.

      That said, they can be useful. I prefer to consider them a extra "function" keys and use them in cases where yet another CTRL-ish combo that isn't program-specific would be pointless to remember. Switching desktops is probably the best example.

      My Thinkpad has no Winkeys. On the one hand, that's A Good Thing. On the other, they added a non-standard and oddly-sized IBM Function key, and stuck that where the left CTRL key goes, shifting everything over by one, making the use of it and the usual left CTRL key a no op for me. To make things weirder, they added what I believe are two browser back/forward buttons. Which I use for switching desktops forward and back.

      If there's a point to that goofy story, it's that's keyboard layout should never be mucked around with, unless it's the user who's doing the mucking around. Why manufacturers are continuing to do it is beyond me, especially when you consider that 99% of their target audience uses a mouse wherever possible, and those who most need a proper keyboard are inconvenienced with every new change.

    15. Re:The only thing I want to know... by E-Sabbath · · Score: 1

      That's a darn good question. I keep meaning to map the windows key to the dropdown thing in Gnome, but I never remember long enough to look it up. It would be handy to try to map the three or four keyboard I could be using onto it.

    16. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Sigismundo · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Model M style buckling spring keyboards often don't have the Windows key. I have one myself. Also, someone mentioned Unicomp above, they have several keyboards that fit the bill.

    17. Re:The only thing I want to know... by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      More importantly IMO, it gives you a new, almost unused set of shortcut keys.
      It's hard to find a Ctrl+[key] that isn't in use by some program, but you can easily find an unused Win+[key] for use with a background app.
      The ones I use the most are Win+up/down for maximizing/minimizing a window (an autohotkey script), win+numpad[1-9] for switching desktops (with virtuaWin), and win+z for play/pause in foobar2000.

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    18. Re:The only thing I want to know... by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Informative

      On windows, the "winkey" has a number of extremely functional uses exclusively tied to the operating system (rather than applications)

      Win + D shows the desktop. Hit it again, and your windows are restored. Not as swanky as Compiz or Expose, but gets the job done.

      Win + E opens a file browser

      Win + F opens the find file window

      Win + L locks the screen

      Win + R opens the "run" box

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      I also find myself using the context menu key quite a lot, as an alternative to mousing. This is especially useful when editing documents, or the like, and you don't know all of the keyboard shortcuts...

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    19. Re:The only thing I want to know... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me... the reviewer complained about having to do lots of key remapping every day. Is this really the case? With a good system (eg, X) you can keep lists of kemappings in a file and just apply the whole file in one go. You can even bind the command to do that to a menu in any good window manager. That way, you can have as many keyboard types as you wish, for instance wierd laptop internal, external UK and external US.

      Taco uses a Mac.

    20. Re:The only thing I want to know... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Keyboards without the windows key? Horrors. There are a number of useful Windows shortcuts utilizing the windows key. Of course, you can always just press it by itself, but don't forget Win-E, Win-F, Win-D, Win-M, Win-L, Win-R, and (my personal favourite) Win-Break.

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    21. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the part where he says he uses a Mac? If you don't do it The Apple Way (TM), the machine will fight you every step of the way, which is precisely what CmdrTaco complained about. It sounds like it's a "at the desk with a real keyboard" vs. "out and about using the built in keyboard" issue. It also sounds like one setting controls how both keyboards get interpreted, rather than separate settings for built in and external keyboards.

    22. Re:The only thing I want to know... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      He said all he does is write reviews. Change Meta to that curly symbol from Macs. But most likely, he works on a laptop, so Fn is just as appropriate.

      Layne

    23. Re:The only thing I want to know... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      My Thinkpad has no Winkeys. On the one hand, that's A Good Thing.

      Blasphemy!

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    24. Re:The only thing I want to know... by nsrbrake · · Score: 1

      You can also remap keys in windows using AutoHotKey. It's possible to change the keymappings directly and permanently without it, but this offers the opportunity to fix that nasty Caps Lock key as well as the Windows key, while still being able to turn it off anytime someone else wants to use your computer.

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    25. Re:The only thing I want to know... by SigILL · · Score: 1

      It also sounds like one setting controls how both keyboards get interpreted, rather than separate settings for built in and external keyboards.

      Actually, Mac OS X allows separate remappings per keyboard (at least under 10.5.3). It is however an option that's easy to overlook.

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    26. Re:The only thing I want to know... by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1

      In Mac OS 10.5 (I don't know when the feature was added), you can remap the modifier keys for different keyboards using the keyboard preferences->Modifier Keys. You can remap the caps lock, control, command, and option keys to your hearts content. Furthermore, you can set these to apply to specific keyboards (useful if going back and forth between Mac and PC keyboards) or to call keyboards (ie, if you feel that the control key belongs where the caps lock key is).

    27. Re:The only thing I want to know... by tommy · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. For me the Windows keys change the feel of the keyboard too much to ignore. I have Model M's at home and work running through USB adapters because nobody sells 101-key USB keyboards. The Customizer keyboard is still available in a 101-key setup but not with USB. Anyway, as long as I can use my Model M's I'll be happy.

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    28. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

      I use the command line as well and I just bound that key to "screen -R", so that I can resume the last session quickly. If I really need it, I might script a curses interface to let me pick which session to resume, but for now I'm good with it. There is a program like xbindkeys, but can work from the command line (does not depend on X). I bind things like volume keys and media player keys. I can't remember the name right now, but if anyone is interested, I'll dig it up from somewhere. As such, I quite like the Windows Key there, even though I rarely use X.

    29. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Virm · · Score: 1

      except that almost every shortcut that involves one of those special keys has an alternate shortcut that doesn't require them. Don't get me wrong, I use those keys myself, but I also find that with only a few exceptions (that can be reconfigured in the registry to not be exceptions) there is no actual NEED for those keys.

    30. Re:The only thing I want to know... by tommy · · Score: 1

      Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      Because the windows keys are really, really useful?

      Glad you like them. People like Xtense and I would just like to be able to buy a new keyboard that suits us. Nobody is saying it has to be one way or the other.

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    31. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Left handed number pad? And who's been chewing on your keys?!

    32. Re:The only thing I want to know... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Actually, Meta is Alt, IIRC.

      Super is the Windows key.

    33. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the most intuitive of all --

      Win + Break opens the system properties dialog

    34. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows + Pause brings up System Properties.

      Windows, then 'U' or 'L' brings up the 'Shut Down' or 'Log Off' menus respectively.

    35. Re:The only thing I want to know... by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      Because the windows keys are really, really useful?

      Right: I bought and use an Unicomp Customizer precisely because I can remap the keys for command, option, and control on OS X, which the link demonstrates. Otherwise, I'd probably have stuck with an old-school Model M with an adaptor.

    36. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're of the Vista persuasion, the new start menu allows you to type part of a program's name to open it up. For example, if you want to use word, Winkey, w-o-r-d, enter. Another thing I use it for, ironically, is the reason most of you probably hate it. The windows key is, hands down, the fastest way to minimize a full screen game. It's incredibly useful to me for many things, esp. including the activities listed by the parent.

    37. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Win + R opens the "run" box

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Well that, and a functional command prompt.

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    38. Re:The only thing I want to know... by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Yeah, but you can always win+r, then cmd+enter, and voila. No mouse needed, anyway. ;)

    39. Re:The only thing I want to know... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      You forgot Win + M, which minimizes all windows. Similar to show desktop, except the rest stay minimized when you restore one of the windows. It can cause thrashing when you restore things though, since most apps release a lot of memory when minimized. Show Desktop is just a z-order hack so it doesn't do that.

      > The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Use PS Hot Launch. Gives you as many of those keys as you want. I can't deal with a windows machine that doesn't have that and WinMover.

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    40. Re:The only thing I want to know... by drew_eckhardt · · Score: 1

      The people writing window managers these days (like metacity, the Gnome window manager) only allow for a single modifier key to get window manager actions (like raise) on a mouse click.

      Without the windows key that's guaranteed to collide with some applications use of Ctrl and Meta.

      Using an older window manager isn't an option because essential applications (power management, wifi association and authentication) are written as tool bar applications that don't play nice with twm.

      One could modify the window manager if they had time (say to require a double click) but paying work and family time take precedence.

    41. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      "They" do. It's a 101-key keyboard. Here's one from Unicomp (made on the same specs and equipment as the Model M's) and you can even get it without the clicky noise, if you're a pansy.

      http://pckeyboards.stores.yahoo.net/cus101usenon.html

      I got one in black (not available anymore, apparently?) and it's fantastic.

    42. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Win + R opens the "run" box

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Am I taking crazy-pills? The "Run" box is a command prompt, is it not?

    43. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just never cease to find it ironic that the windows get gets more use on the hardcore linux desktop than it ever would on windows. Using Xmonad or Wmii, everything can be controlled quickly and efficiently with just Win + key. With all the other key bindings, the Win key becomes a really powerful and important key... unlike under windows where it barely does anything.

    44. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 1

      On Windows systems, the closest equivalent to Win+L is Ctrl+Alt+Del Enter, but that doesn't work on Vista. The closest equivalent to Win+D is something like Ctrl+Esc (really the Windows key), Tab, Shift+F10 (really the Menu key), D, and that's not much fun to type.

    45. Re:The only thing I want to know... by swonkdog · · Score: 1

      They give you 3 more keys in easy reach of your thumbs.

      I don't have thumbs you insensitive clod!

    46. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Windows-Shift-M, which means "undo minimize all" (the inverse of Windows-M).

    47. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays, yes, absolutely, that is the modern linux/unix standard on PC keyboards for such things. (The "menu" key, IMO handy, is just "menu")

      But that's a weird accident of history - old workstation keyboards used to have control, meta and likely alt (and maybe super*). PC keyboards of the time only had control and alt. On unix, control and meta were the two most important (emacs!), so when unix was ported or cloned on PCs, the PC alt key was mapped to meta, as it was easier to use unix without a unix-alt than unix without a unix-meta.

      So the convention developed that on a PC alt physical key == meta unix keysym. Then windows keys appeared. It would have been super-confusing to make them alt , and people were now very used to the location of the meta keysym (i.e. alt physical key), so making alt key the alt keysym again and the windows key the meta keysym would have caused endless bickering - and of course to this day some people have PC keyboards without the windows keys. So "super" was eventually picked for the windows keys.

      * A really enthusiastic unix or lisp keyboard might have 5 or more modifiers e.g. control, meta, alt, super, hyper, and a "compose" key (often replaces right-alt-key in europe).

    48. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 1

      The Windows key is the only modifier key that the applications don't use. This means you can use it for global shortcuts, e.g. Win+F to launch Firefox or Win+Del to mute the volume.

      I do this under Windows using AutoHotkey (tutorial) and using xbindkeys on Linux. It's very handy.

    49. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win + R opens the "run" box

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Well that, and a functional command prompt.

      I don't know what you're talking about - there's very little I can't do in a Windows command prompt. You, like most linux zealots just aren't familiar with all of the available native Windows utilities. I guess some things like Windows bashing never get old around here.

    50. Re:The only thing I want to know... by E-Sabbath · · Score: 1

      Win + Break opens System Properties. Handy, sometimes.

    51. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dddno · · Score: 1

      Another useful combination is Win + Break, which will pop up the system properties. Good for quickly finding out the machine name, hardware configuration, changing environment variables, etc, etc.

    52. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I miss the reset button on my Apple ][+ computer.

      Beep.
      Beep.
      Beep.
      Beep.

    53. Re:The only thing I want to know... by k8to · · Score: 1

      Um, but it's not the command prompt he or she wants. I think you knew that.

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    54. Re:The only thing I want to know... by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      I tend to use the hot-key option accessed via a shortcuts properties. Only works with shortcuts that are on the desktop or in the start menu IIRC.

    55. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It would help if there were a comprehensive guide to windows shell scripting, along the lines of the Advanced Bash Scripting Guide.

      Tell me, how do you do things like I/O redirection, or command substitution with cmd.exe? I ask because I honestly don't know. Note that Powershell doesn't count, as it's missing from a default install of Windows.

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    56. Re:The only thing I want to know... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Finally, a keyboard that will give emacs the power it needs!

      You pressed ctl-alt-meta-super-hyper-compose-w. Do you want emacs to write your thesis on "Improving emacs: An in-depth study in the cross-functional relational ........... (y/n)?

      Layne

    57. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Mouse in the right hand, numpad on the left. It's pretty natural. I filed the F, J, Esc, and Del keys so that I could find them easily without looking at the keyboard. I did that even before I painted it black.

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    58. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there's very little I can't do in a Windows command prompt

      Ha ha ha ha... you clearly have no idea of the power of a Linux shell. (Hint: it's a full programming language in its own right.) Windoze's CMD.EXE is a cheap plastic toy in comparison.

    59. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      I guess if you use it for gaming, maybe. I actually have used it for data entry, and I can't imagine (a) needing to enter data and mouse at the same time, (b) trying to enter large quantities of data with my left hand. If I were left handed, though, it might make sense.

      I wondered if those cuts were to identify home-row, and it sounds like they are.

    60. Re:The only thing I want to know... by sentenza · · Score: 1

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Win+R and type cmd, although I often map Ctrl-shift-d to the command prompt icon, easy to remember and fast enough, if you are a keyboard addicted like me.

    61. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Win + Tab does that flappy-window-scrolly-thing on Vista. It's quite useful

      Win + M minimises all open windows. It looks like doing a Win + D, but instead of hiding the windows, it minimises them

      Win + opens the corresponding icons in your Quick Launch group on your task bar (if you have one)

      Win + Break opens the System window

      I'm probably missing a few.

    62. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not encourage trolls.

    63. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      I/O redirection uses the same syntax as on Unix.

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    64. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      And if you're a Linux Power User with compiz-fusion it becomes very useful indeed!

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    65. Re:The only thing I want to know... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a big fan of Windows shell scripting but yes you can do stuff like:

      command > redirect output to filename
      command | redirect output to another program

      For example:

      dir | clip

      Would put the output from the dir command into the clipboard.

      You can do stuff like this:

      for /f %i in (c:\serverlist.txt) do
      systeminfo /s %i /fo csv /nh >> systeminfo.csv

      In that case creating a csv file of server information from a list of servers in a text file.

      On the Windows server operating systems there are plenty of additional command line tools used to work with active directory , ACLs and sordid system administration tasks.

      There is also Windows scripting host which allows you to plug in other scripting languages such as jscript and vb and I dunno what else by now. Just as on Linux you could use perl, php, ruby etc. if you feel like it. WSH is installed on all versions of Windows by default.

      And aside from powershell you can also freely install perl, php or whatever on Windows too.

      You are right that there isn't a lot of good information compiled on the net. I guess this is a community difference. Most of the info you find will be in Windows books, magazines and on the MS website.

      For myself, I prefer bash and administering Linux/UNIX/Mac but I don't deny that the tools aren't there for Windows admins. The funny thing is most Windows admins don't get past the gui anyway.

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    66. Re:The only thing I want to know... by djp928 · · Score: 1

      A better resonpse is, "What the hell are you doing hitting something other than the space bar with your thumbs?"

    67. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dkf · · Score: 1

      Win + R opens the "run" box

      The only thing missing is a built-in shortcut to open a command prompt.

      Well that, and a functional command prompt.

      Don't worry; you can get bash for Windows too.

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    68. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As a longtime and die-hard Linux and KDE user, I have no desire to ever use a key to activate the Start/K/footprint menu. That's something that works just fine with the mouse.

      I'll stick with my Model M which has no stupid and annoying Windoze keys.

    69. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't think grep is installed on Windows systems by default.

    70. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Eil · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this one. Windows keys annoy the shit out of me.

      - They don't serve any purpose that Ctrl and Alt couldn't. You can open up the Start Menu or KDE menu! Well congratulations, I can do the same thing with Ctrl+Esc or my mouse.

      - It's one more piece of Microsoft branding that I have to look at every day. At work, I have a Windows license on the side of my workstation, a "Certified for Windows Vista" sticker on my monitor of all things, a Microsoft mouse, and two Windows logos on my keyboard. And I run Linux for fuck's sake.

      - Every keyboard and laptop manufacturer makes the Windows key slightly different, so it's impossible to train your muscle memory to hit them if you switch between several keyboards daily. Worse, this slightly-different placement prompts keyboards makers to produce keyboards where the Ctrl and Alt keys are slightly different sizes. So you see, it has this viral effect on other keys on the keyboard as well.

      - Playing Quake in 1996. Oh what fun it was to chase an enemy down for half a minute waiting patiently for a perfect shot and right when they pause to take a breath you slam down on what you think is the Ctrl key and... bring up a goddamn Start menu! I wanted to KILL, not bring up my recent documents!

      One of my favorite laptops (a Dell Inspiron 1100) stuck the Windows keys way up out of the way in the upper right-hand corner. It was a really nice touch, but unfortunately MS must have caught them because it was the only model I ever saw them do that on.

      I do have a Model M, by the way, but for some reason it's not all "clicky" as the rest I've tried. I can't use it on a daily basis though because the keys are too heavy and my fingers get tired after only about 5 minutes of typing.

      As someone who sits in front of a computer all day, I'd pay absolutely any amount of money to buy a keyboard that's got good but lightweight tactile response *without* the annoying clicking sound, has no Winders keys, and has a backslash in the right place. It can't be that hard to make a good keyboard, but even those few companies who actually are intent on making a good keyboard focus too hard on one aspect for marketing purposes and ignore everything else that matters. This Das Keyboard is just yet another example.

    71. Re:The only thing I want to know... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I don't use it for gaming at all. Truth is, I don't really use the mouse much. I bought the keyboard originally because it was the lowest-price wireless keyboard available. I suppose they had a hard time selling it with the keypad on the left. It was an A4-brand, not known for quality. Turns out, it was a dream to type on, with the keys registering long before they ran out of throw. I don't know how they did that with a silicon-dome design.

      I even cut the silicon domes on the pinky keys to soften them up, like on the Das Keyboard:
      http://dotancohen.com/images/examples/silicon-dome.jpg

      It was a dream to type on, and quiet too. I miss that keyboard.

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    72. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Why don't they sell keyboards without these stupid windows-keys?

      The Windows and Menu keys make fine Super, Meta and Compose keys which are useful in a number of ways especially if you happen to write complex text (this is assuming you run Unix, if you run Windows, the Windows keys are supposed to actually be useful). I just wish it said so on the keycaps instead of having the Microsoft ads.
      I've often wondered how I could cleanly relabel those keys but I'm not really very good at this kind of thing. And I want a quiet keyboard so things like the "Das Keyboard" are right out (using a Logitech UltraX at the moment which suits me just fine, flat and quiet).

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    73. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I also wish GNU Desktops would make use of such special key for shell commands and such (win+l locks, win+e browses etc.). The keyboard has so many useless keys, we're better off recycling them!

      In KDE, KDE system settings, Keyboard and mouse, Keyboard shortcuts, Global shortcuts; scroll to Desktop : "Lock session" : default Alt+Ctrl+L Change to whatever you like.
      If you want to start an application with a keybinding, go to the "Command Shortcuts" tab and bind whatever (or one of those shortcut keys many keyboards have these days).

      Presumably the Gnome environment and XFCE both have a similar gadget (or you can do always do it with a little startup script).

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    74. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather ask why don't stupid programmers make use of a key that's present on the majority of keyboards ?

      On a default Ubuntu installation you can't assign "Windows Key" + "Some Other key" in the keyboard shortcuts dialogue. WTF ? Have the GNOME developers never seen a keyboard with a Windows key ?

    75. Re:The only thing I want to know... by bugeaterr · · Score: 1


      Your signatiure:

      Patriotism is akin to racism.

      Actually Jingoism is akin to racism

      Patriotism is a akin to self-esteem.

      Patriotism is a positive that only requires an "us":
      Our country good.
      You don't technically need other countries to compare yours with to be patriotic.

      Racism is a negative that requires an "us" and "them":
      Their race bad. ("us" implied)
      or
      Our race is better than their race.
      etc

      (true, you would technically be making a racist comment if there was only one race, but that's not the meaning of the term as it is used on this planet.)

    76. Re:The only thing I want to know... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      You can use that key for other things if you are so inclined

      I was quite disappointed that the linked article didn't explain how to remap the windows key to "porn".

      - RG>

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    77. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Dahan · · Score: 1

      I don't think grep is installed on Windows systems by default.

      And I don't think FINDSTR.EXE is installed on Linux by default.

    78. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I built a series of apps for my windows machine at work - grep, etc. -- and also added some batch files to remap DOS commands to their equivalent Unix commands (ls, etc). Then I added the location to the path environmental variable via the Windows system dialog to have it find those commands regardless of where I was in the file structure.

      So now when I do the first thing that comes to mind on the command line in DOS - it just works.

      And whoever mentioned the programmability of BASH and lack thereof for the DOS command line - you are absolutely right. Things that are simple in BASH are impossible in DOS batch files.

      Of course, that may not apply to Vista - wasn't MS going to include a new command line shell that was programmable for Vista? Of course, no one is using Vista in significant numbers, so that is probably moot.

    79. Re:The only thing I want to know... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Try Ctrl+Alt+Delete, K for "lock workstation", rather than Enter.

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  7. Overpriced by h4rr4r · · Score: 2, Informative

    Preorder is $99, full price $129. A new in the box late 90s Model M can be had for $70 even with the USB adapter it would not break $80. Plus you get a durable piece of computing history, and no god forsaken windows keys.

    1. Re:Overpriced by V!NCENT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be sure to clean it thoroughly because keyboards are nastier than toilets.

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    2. Re:Overpriced by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Preorder is $99, full price $129. A new in the box late 90s Model M can be had for $70 even with the USB adapter it would not break $80. Plus you get a durable piece of computing history, and no god forsaken windows keys.

      Still it took balls for Taco to be as honest as he was considering that he got the keyboard for free. Not many companies are going to line up to send him free stuff now. Although, when you see him talking good about a product in the future, you will know that he means it.

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    3. Re:Overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A new in the box late 90s Model M can be had for $70

      May I ask where?

    4. Re:Overpriced by pluther · · Score: 1

      Or you can go down to your local Salvation Army or Goodwill and pick up a used for anywhere from $1 - $3.

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    5. Re:Overpriced by ender- · · Score: 1

      A new in the box late 90s Model M can be had for $70

      May I ask where?

      http://www.clickykeyboards.com/

      Of course, I bought my 2 Model M's used for $5 each at a local used computer store. Just had to clean them up.

      For the one I use at work, I did buy the $15 USB adapter for it as the generic adapter I tried didn't work. Thankfully my home computer still has a PS2 port.

    6. Re:Overpriced by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Still it took balls for Taco to be as honest as he was considering that he got the keyboard for free

      Taco has never had a problem being honest: "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

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  8. Apple Pro Keyboard by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Apart from the fact it's obviously better for Mac users anyway since it *has* the Apple key and option key in the right place, it also has the extended F keys, the volume and the optical eject keys too.
    In addition, it's also really nice to type on and perfect USB-hub placement.
    The only caveats are that a) it's no longer made since they went to the casio-inspired ones of late and b) there isn't a power button on them like the old iMac keyboard (and the follow on almost identical white-iMac keyboard that preceded the Pro keyboard).
    That said, I still like the g3 iMac and the white iMac keyboards just as much, they're just harder to find. Virtually identical keys as well, nice and chunky.
    I'm even partial to the new calculator style ones. Thought I'd hate them but since I got used to my Macbook's internal keyboard I find I quite like them. Easier on the wrists and hands.

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    1. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by fauxhammer · · Score: 1

      Where I work, we call that keyboard the dustbin, since it's open top design has the unfortunate tendency to gather dust and debris.

    2. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Informative

      and b) there isn't a power button on them like the old iMac keyboard

      While you can't turn a Mac on with the newer keyboards, you can turn them off. Press CTRL-Eject to bring up the power menu.

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    3. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or just hit CTRL+ALT+Apple+Eject to power the machine off with no confirmation dialogue. Similarly, CTRL+APPLE+Eject will do a restart and ALT+APPLE+Eject with send the machine to sleep.

    4. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

      Apple has done a few things right over the years, mice and keyboards have never been close to "good" let alone "best ever."

    5. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Angostura · · Score: 1

      That's really useful, thank you.

    6. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      I'm typing this on an Apple Extended Keyboard II hooked up to my computer with an ADB-USB converter. Even better than a Model M. And it always sounds like I'm making airline reservations.

      --saint

    7. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Press CTRL-Eject to bring up the power menu.

      Preferring my Logitech keyboard (I use the S510, which they do make a white MAC version, S530, for $20 more, with the Apple keys in the "correct" places) to any Apple makes, it has no "Apple" or "Eject" keys. I also do not load the Logitech driver for it, OS-X maps the keys and makes use of some of the extra buttons on its own. The Windoze key is now the Apple key.

      And for any non-MAC keyboard, for eject, just press/hold F-12.

      Tm

    8. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you learn something every day. Thanks for the tip.

    9. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 1

      Granted, the "Special Mix" is always good with an Apple Pro. But that leads to something I failed to mention in my last post; disassembly and cleaning an Apple Pro is very painless. You can remove all the keys, drop them in a bowl of disinfectant, use a hoover to remove all the special mix in the case, hell, even remove the circuitry and give that a clean then put it all back together no problem. A lot of other keyboards you try that and you'll be looking on eBay for new keys that broke and new cases.

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    10. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you!
      As a Windows user happy with my [Win][U] (not [Win]+[U] -- Narrator!, and assuming there wasn't anything in my recent apps that started with U (like Unreal Tournament...)), not having a shortcut for keyboard shutdown for the Mac was very frustrating until I found Ctrl-F2.
      Your suggestion, however, is even better.

    11. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      Yep, same here, save that I'm using an Apple Extended Keyboard, the original.

      There's an application, Keyboard Maestro , that really lets you get down and dirty when it comes to remapping keys and adding keyboard macros.

      So my Extended has volume control keys, as well as eject for both optical drives, browser reload, and the insanely complex online banking password.

      Coupled with USB Overdrive , and the Preference Pane for the Griffin PowerMate, anything that makes noise (QuickTime, VLC, iTunes) can have it's volume controlled from the scrollwheel or PowerMate, as well as the keyboard.

      The Apple Extendeds. Best. Keyboards. EVAR!

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    12. Re:Apple Pro Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used one. It's better than most of Apple's crap keyboards, but it's no model M.

  9. My review of my keyboard by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

    Wireless, cheap, lightweight, small footprint, no fancy features, has worked fine for over half a decade. Cost: At most one tenth the price of "Das Keyboard".

    1. Re:My review of my keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're in the category of people who think that "light" is a *good* quality in a keyboard, then this is definitely not for you. Some of us prefer typing on physical keys, rather than oatmeal, though.

    2. Re:My review of my keyboard by pdboddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, but can you go into hand-to-hand combat with it, and still hook it up afterward and type up your insanity defense?

      I think not.

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    3. Re:My review of my keyboard by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      What I meant by "light" wasn't "flappy POS that'll crack under UV radiation", but that it can easily be thrown to the side when you need more workspace.

    4. Re:My review of my keyboard by Hatta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately the Das Keyboard isn't as heavily constructed as the Model M. I can pick mine up and twist the sides and the frame flexes slightly. I doubt it would survive an encounter with an intruder. It doesn't have as much curve as the Model M does either, so it's slightly less comfortable to type on.

      But it's still an excellent keyboard. Keyboards are for typing, and the Das Keyboard excels at it. I don't change the volume from my keyboard, that's what the mixer is for. I don't plug USB devices into it, I have a hub for that. I don't use a Mac, but if I did, remapping the keys is easy.

      Every one of the issues the reviewer weighs is a non-issue. This is one of the best keyboards on the market, and at $130 is worth every penny. It's still no match for a $2 Model M from Goodwill though.

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  10. Das Keyboard user by jordibares · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only wish would be easier cleaning, the rest is just great.

  11. Why hasn't anybody invented... by geomobile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...a keyboard that has keys that are displays?

    When remapping characters to keys the display should change accordingly.

    Preferably with a nixe tube kind of look.

    Please someone tell me there is something like this.

    1. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by The+Warlock · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's called the Optimus Keyboard, and it costs eleventy bajillion dollars. But yes, it exists.

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    2. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by DingerX · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is, it ain't cheap, and even if you had the money, you'd have trouble getting your hands on one. Then, when you did, you'd probably find it uncomfortable.

    3. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by kiehlster · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You mean like the Optimus?

    4. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by jeiler · · Score: 1

      ...a keyboard that has keys that are displays?

      http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/

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    5. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by Orne · · Score: 1

      It's called the "Optimus Maximus", and it ain't cheap.

    6. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by kunwon1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Optimus Keyboard

      You must be new here.

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    7. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by rcamera · · Score: 1

      ummm... like the optimus maximus keyboard? it is a bit pricey, but it looks mighty nice (in the pictures at least - i haven't gotten one. yet.)

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    8. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      There is one. It uses OLEDs for keys. It cost like $1200. Optimus keyboard or something.

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    9. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by Nataku564 · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ha! I bet this string of highly redundant replies all made within about 15 min will teach you to ask questions like this on slashdot again!

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    11. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, like the Optimus?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_keyboard

    12. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by Nathonix · · Score: 1

      because someone has been developing one for the last few years, i dont suppose you live under a rock or anything, but heres a link just in case

      Ricockulously expensive optimus keyboard

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    13. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought you might like to get a reply that didn't answer your question, for a change.

    14. Re:Why hasn't anybody invented... by lilomar · · Score: 1

      And they keep coming....

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  12. You don't have to pay that much by Scholasticus · · Score: 4, Informative

    You don't have to pay $130+shipping for Das Keyboard. You can get it from thinkgeek.com for $80+shipping. It's out of stock right now but is estimated to be back in stock in 1-3 weeks. This is the model with no markings on the keys. I've had mine for about five months, and I love it. It's helped me improve my touch-typing, it has great tactile feedback, and the sound of those keys clicking is very nice. Sure, it's not the Model M, and it doesn't have multimedia keys, but if you use Windows or Linux (can't speak for the Mac, don't have one), it's a very nice keyboard.

    1. Re:You don't have to pay that much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had to guess, I would say that is the price at which they were unloading the first-generation Das Keyboard. I would be surprised if, when ThinkGeek starts selling the Das Keyboard II (with its new mechanical switches), the price is not significantly higher.

    2. Re:You don't have to pay that much by aisaac · · Score: 1

      You don't have to pay $130+shipping for Das Keyboard. You can get it from thinkgeek.com for $80+shipping. It's out of stock right now

      1. It is currently on sale for $99 at Das Keyboard.

      2. Have keyboard aficionados forsaken the Happy Hacker keyboard? I love the HH Lite 2: good key response and feel, better placement of the control key, and no numeric pad (so it sits nicely in my lap for wrist-resting typing).

    3. Re:You don't have to pay that much by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I got a Das Keyboard II from ThinkGeek last christmas. It differs slightly from the model discussed in this review. The keys are blank, as you say, there's also no USB hub. Still an excellent keyboard.

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    4. Re:You don't have to pay that much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but if you are not a pretentious twat you want markings. So there's that idea shot down.

    5. Re:You don't have to pay that much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surprise, when it -is- back in stock, it will be the new model, with a list price of 129.99. it's out of stock now since the new model is about to be released.

    6. Re:You don't have to pay that much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could simply get a Cherry keyboard. This was once mentioned on the das keyboard site directly, that the keyboard is actually made by Cherry, but now it simply says "German-engineered". Probably, because they now have custom case instead of just selling one of the Cherry models without labels.

      I personally have one of the simplest models and quite happy with it :)

  13. No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 5, Informative

    After I first started using ergonomic split-key keyboards over a decade ago, I can't go back to the old-style "bust your wrists" keyboard. After 5 min of typing, my wrists hurt.

    So, no, Das Keyboard is NOT the best keyboard ever made. Microsoft's Natural Ergonomic 4000 is still the best IMNSHO.

    1. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by arevos · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's natural keyboards are pretty damn good, and half the price of Das Keyboard.

    2. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After I first started using ergonomic split-key keyboards over a decade ago, I can't go back to the old-style "bust your wrists" keyboard. After 5 min of typing, my wrists hurt.

      Hummm... I can use "normal" keyboards without any pain whatsoever. Even for hours. And I have been doing this for years (I'm an old code monkey).

      I have been considering switching to a MS "natural" keyboard that has been sitting in a cabinet since it's owner leaved. But now, thanks to your comment, I will avoid the pain of doing it.

      Thank you so much for keeping me away for Microsoft's stuff!

    3. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by edwinolson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I bought a pair of MS Natural Ergonomic 4000s to replace my aging MS Natural Multimedia keyboards (which I really like, except for the grime accumulated over years). I'd hoped the 4000 was just a USB version.

      The 4000 key action seems noticeably stiffer in general, and the space bar is particularly stiff. I'm pretty disappointed.

      -Ed

    4. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by blackcat77 · · Score: 0

      Glad you spoke up for the 4000. It's the only keyboard I've found that doesn't leave my hands and wrists numb or in pain after a few hours of typing. And the feel is excellent- just enough resistance. And I like quiet so clickety clickety clickety would *not* be a plus for me.

    5. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by value_added · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After 5 min of typing, my wrists hurt.

      Has the possibility occured to you that you don't know how to type?

      If your wrists aren't parallel to the keyboard and completely relaxed, you most likely don't. Double, if you're resting your wrists on something, and your hands and fingers are splayed up in the air like the legs of a cheap Las Vegas hooker.

      If an "ergonomic" keyboard works for you, that's great. But to me, that's a lot like saying there's nothing better than a big fat comfy chair for people who like to slouch. Who can argue with that? The irony, though, is that it's only in conversations that involve keyboards where people raise such ideas, while those who play piano, cello, guitar, violin or anything else that requires accuracy, dexterity and speed for 12 hours a day have no complaints, suffer no epidemic of carpal tunnel injuries, nor show interest in theories of how deviating from established technique would improve things.

      But while we're on the subject of theories, my own pet theory is that aside from the fact that few people today can be bothered to actually study typing, the height of desktops is mostly to blame. They're just too damned high. While the height does offset the too-low monitor problem, trying to type properly at that height is, if not next to impossible, then definitely problematic.

    6. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't use those either. However, most Microsoft keyboards I have tried using don't recognize the shift key if you just catch the edge of it. I could hold it down by the edge and it still wouldn't register.

      I like that model's layout though as they didn't muck around with the insert/delete/home/end/pg up/pg down key layout.

      I'm using a 10+ year old PC Concepts ergonomic keyboard that I've had to resurrect to many times to count. Now the lettering on the keycaps is wearing off.

    7. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Squeeself · · Score: 1

      I used to use ergonomic keyboards right after I developed carpel tunnel. However, it didn't really help. I was quite used to them, but I eventually went back to a non-ergonomic...And guess what? My wrists aren't as bad anymore. It's not the keyboard that needs to be ergonomic; it's the user that needs to follow good practices. The ergonomic keyboards simply force those practices, but they work on any keyboard. Developing a wrist injury can happen regardless of keyboard, and definitely forces you to learn good typing practices. Now a mouse on the other hand...ergonomics on those are paramount. I spend more on my mouse than my keyboard...a $10 keyboard is just fine, but a mouse is quite a bit more to get a good one.

    8. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Trixter · · Score: 1

      Has the possibility occured to you that you don't know how to type?

      Amen, brother. When I read the post above that said "I've had my ergonomic keyboard for 12 years and it still works great, only the n and m keys are slightly faded", my initial reaction was, "Then you're clearly a crappy typist." If you've had a keyboard that gets "heavy use" for 12 years, you are either lying or you type at a glacial WPM.

    9. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by fsiefken · · Score: 1

      yes the 4000 is super, i have two. however the new apple bt keyboard might be replacing it because of the pre's the space and light touch outweigh the cons (non-ergonomic).

    10. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Colonel62359 · · Score: 0

      The 4000 isn't perfect, but it is by far the best keyboard I have ever owned.
      So good, in fact, that I ended up buying a second one for occasional use with my tablet when docked.

      I use proper posture when typing (wrists not resting on keyboard, hands level with arms, etc.), and I simply cannot tolerate using a standard keyboard for an extended period of time.

    11. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by g0at · · Score: 1

      The irony, though, is that it's only in conversations that involve keyboards where people raise such ideas

      That's not irony, although it is an interesting observation.

      -b

    12. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      My problem with most of the split-keyboards is they put the "6" key on the left side of the split, not the right side. The way I was taught typing is the left hand hits numbers 1-5, and the right does 6-10 -- I can't get used to hitting the "6" with my left hand.

    13. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by adolf · · Score: 1

      Yep. Desk height is oft-overlooked. And it's not exactly a new problem; just one that has been recently ignored.

      At work, I found an old, steel typing desk with a laminate top. It's ugly, and it's just barely big enough, but it puts my laptop at about the right height for my arms once I prop up the back of the machine with a couple of CD jewel cases.

      I've solved the problem at home by using a fancy keyboard drawer. It clamps the keyboard into a platform which lets it change elevation, tilt, turn, and slide in and out. Solid steel, so it is particularly stable.

      Works fantastic.

      I haven't seen any for sale in a decade or more, unfortunately, and it was rather expensive way back then. The current trend seems to be to include a mouse platform with the drawer, and I'm guessing that the tilt mechanism didn't agree with that concept very well...

      I think the next desk I buy will simply have adjustable legs.

    14. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Wicko · · Score: 1

      much less than half, you can pick them up in canada for around 35$ :D Managed to get mine on sale for 25.

    15. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by xtracto · · Score: 1

      bah, n00bs these days with their crooked keyboards and redundant unusable keys...

      real hax0rs use real keyboards and we like it.

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    16. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by antdude · · Score: 1

      For me, ergonomic keyboards don't work due to my disabilities: small hands, four fingers, and no thumbs. :( And I love loud clicky keyboards.

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    17. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I actually prefer the MS Comfort Curve 2000. $20, tactile feedback is nice, it's not too loud, but you can still hear it, and the curve isn't as crazy as some of the ergo keyboards out there. I really need to go buy a few more before they disappear forever.

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    18. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      But while we're on the subject of theories, my own pet theory is that aside from the fact that few people today can be bothered to actually study typing, the height of desktops is mostly to blame. They're just too damned high. While the height does offset the too-low monitor problem, trying to type properly at that height is, if not next to impossible [ibm.com], then definitely problematic.

      I totally agree with you here. My desk at work is nice and low, which allows me to type all day without any discomfort. However, my desk at home is of a more conventional, taller height. At home, I end up either slouching in my chair to match my monitor/keyboard's height, or I fook up my wrists trying to type at a non-ergonomic position.

    19. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Has the possibility occured to you that you don't know how to type?

      Dunno. I taught myself to type from the hunt and peck days onwards... tried learning proper typing in a class in both middle and high school, but I could touch type using my own method up to 80WPM at that point (using a computer program in the class that measured these things), when copying text on the screen. I type only using my index fingers and thumbs, with the ring finger only for backspace, o, and p. Never experienced even a twinge of pain when typing using my method, except when the keyboard was grossly misaligned with my arms.

      When trying to type using the "proper" home key method, my wrists would begin to hurt after about five minutes. I believe the extension of fingers up and down from the home keys stresses the tendons in the wrist, and is what causes CTS/RSD. With my method, I never bend my wrists, and only bend my index fingers, which are much stronger and easier to repeatedly flex than the other fingers.

    20. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's JUST EXACTLY what happens to me if I use any of those pre-set microsoft keyboards! (Can't say about truly ergonomic keyboards, they adjust and I haven't had the chance to use them).

    21. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      If your wrists aren't parallel to the keyboard and completely relaxed, you most likely don't.

      And what's the only way for your wrists to be parallel to the keys and completely relaxed? For the keys to slope on each side. Like an ergonomic keyboard. Like the GP said.

      while those who play piano, cello, guitar, violin or anything else that requires accuracy, dexterity and speed for 12 hours a day have no complaints, suffer no epidemic of carpal tunnel injuries, nor show interest in theories of how deviating from established technique would improve things.

      As an erstwhile Berklee student, I can tell you that you're absolutely incorrect. Repetitive strain injuries are one of the most common reasons that students have to drop out; it's rare to take a five-minute walk without seeing a wrist splint. One of the most important techniques to learn, for any instrument, is how to use (and carry!) that instrument most efficiently, with the least effort and strain.

      the height of desktops is mostly to blame

      The height of desktops is pretty much standardized around 29-30". You're not supposed to put a keyboard on the desktop. You put a keyboard tray under the desktop.

      Laptops, of course, screw all that up, and I'm sure the popularity of MacBooks is sending a whole bunch of ergonomic designers into fits.

    22. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on Ergonomics, but I find the Microsoft Comfort Curve 2000 better:
      http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823109026&nm_mc=OTC-Froogle&cm_mmc=OTC-Froogle-_-Keyboards-_-Microsoft-_-23109026

      It can be had for about $20 at the store and for many people the plus is that it doesn't have so many extra buttons - just stuff like to pop up calculator (very useful). It does not have the dozens of extra buttons the higher models do.

      It's also wired (which can be a positive). I only bought a higher microsoft model recently because it was bundled with a laser mouse - making it cheaper than this keyboard... but I still prefer the lowly 2000.

    23. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      If an "ergonomic" keyboard works for you, that's great. But to me, that's a lot like saying there's nothing better than a big fat comfy chair for people who like to slouch.

      That's bullshit. The modern qwerty keyboard was made just so traveling salesmane could type "typewriter" on the top row. And so with the modern keyboard - it may not be exactly be like the old keyboards of typewriters (staggered keys) but it's pretty much the same layout. You are saying modern research can not improve the initial incarnations? That's ridiculous.

      Just look at your arms - what is that between them? Oh, a body. That prevents the hands from attacking the keyboard at the same angle. So why should the keyboard be designed as if that were not the case? Curved is more natural.

    24. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      It's a religion, or a cult, I'm not sure. I worked desktop support for a largish company and the people who used ergonomic keyboards would whine piteously whenever they got moved to a terminal without one. It always seemed a bit weird to me.

      Some things to consider here: I learned on a MANUAL typewriter when I was about 7 years old (thanks Mum!) and was taught the old fashioned 10 fingered way of typing from a book written in the 60s!

      Anyway, I and forced myself to use one for 2 weeks to give it a fair try. About a week and half in my hands where in absolute agony so I went back to my old keyboard. I've not had any problems since but swore never to go back to the horrible thing!

      My conclusion is that "ergonomic" keyboards are probably great if that's what you learned on but if you've used a normal keyboard for a long period of time (almost 25 years for me) it's impossible to adjust.

    25. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by rtechie · · Score: 1

      The irony, though, is that it's only in conversations that involve keyboards where people raise such ideas, while those who play piano, cello, guitar, violin or anything else that requires accuracy, dexterity and speed for 12 hours a day have no complaints, suffer no epidemic of carpal tunnel injuries, nor show interest in theories of how deviating from established technique would improve things.

      Except that this is completely wrong. People who play piano, cello, guitar, etc. DO suffer from hand and wrist injuries and DO bitch about the un-ergonomic designs of, say, classical violins fairly constantly. It's just that the heavy emphasis on the "classical" nature of many instruments precludes innovation. This doesn't include guitars and there ARE lots of specialty guitars, like self-tuning guitars and "ergonomic" guitars. Most pianos are soft touch, "real" pianos hardly exist nowadays, etc.

    26. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by edgr · · Score: 1

      The irony, though, is that it's only in conversations that involve keyboards where people raise such ideas, while those who play piano, cello, guitar, violin or anything else that requires accuracy, dexterity and speed for 12 hours a day have no complaints, suffer no epidemic of carpal tunnel injuries, nor show interest in theories of how deviating from established technique would improve things.

      Do you have a source for this statement? I play in an orchestra and various forms of RSI are quite common. Various techniques for reducing the occurrence of these type of injuries are a topic of interest in conversation as well as in discussion with teachers and medical professionals.

    27. Re:No, it's not a split-key ergonomic keyboard by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      While the height does offset the too-low monitor problem

      My physical therapist, my optometrist, and OSHA say that most monitors are too high.

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  14. Dishwasher? by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've heard if your old keyboard gets too crusty you can throw it in the dishwasher. Anybody try it?

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    1. Re:Dishwasher? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

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    2. Re:Dishwasher? by ral · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep, it really does work. After I spilled a beer on my keyboard, I put it in there by itself, with no soap. It must be dry before you apply power. I let mine air dry for a week. (Maybe less time would be enough. I was being cautious.)

    3. Re:Dishwasher? by swished7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, I tried it with a couple of Dell keyboards. Normal wash cycle, air dry. Now I have two spotless but broken keyboards. I suspect the water was too hot for the unprotected circuitry.

    4. Re:Dishwasher? by swb311 · · Score: 1

      Works like a charm.

    5. Re:Dishwasher? by Falkkin · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried a dishwasher, but I have run a keyboard under warm sink water for a few minutes. It was fine after leaving it to air-dry for a few days.

    6. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I've put my model M in a couple of times. I do put it in a little mesh camping baggie so the removable keycaps don't go AWOL. I leave it overnight to dry and it's fine.

    7. Re:Dishwasher? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I do this every three months. I take a picture of it with my mobile phone (so I can see what keys belong where), disassemble it (so I can easily clean every corner and remove the chip) and then I just clean it in the dishwasher. You'd be amazed at how much crap comes out of it! It's a bit of work, but it looks all nice and shiny when you're done.

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    8. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Worked fine a number of times on two different Model M keyboards. Then I got a new dishwasher that warped them.

    9. Re:Dishwasher? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Make sure it's a cool wash. I tried to clean the case of my Model M this way, and it came out severely warped. I'm now having to use my US layout backup Model M, which doesn't have the cool silver and black IBM logo :(

    10. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes.

      I work for a computer lab at a major college and a close friend told me that it could be done. After years of use out keyboards were disgusting.

      What this friend didn't tell me is that even the tiniest amount of soap residue can clog the contacts, that depending on the dishwasher and the keyboards you can melt a bit of plastic and that keyboards take a very, very long time to dry.

      None of them survived.

      If you want to try it, run the dishwasher once or twice empty, to get the soap out. turn off heated drying and place only as many keyboards as will fit on the top rack, facing down. This is the fastest way to dry them as the keyboards will rust if they're wet for too long. Take special care that the USB or PS2 connectors drain easily as well.

    11. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, yes that works quite well, although it takes 2-3 days in a warm and dry place to completely dry. I've almost always removed the electronics before putting everything else in the dishwasher, but not doing so has not done any additional harm so far. I'd say that there's about a 10-20% chance of the keyboard failing (i.e. some keys failing completely, triggering multiple keys at once etc) by washing them in the dishwasher.

      I've got one type of keyboard where the keys need to be greased to work smoothly, they are practically useless (squeaky and scratchy) after a ride in the dishwasher.

    12. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it. I had a Microsoft Natural, with the Home/End keys where they belonged (unlike the ones those kids these days use), but it was crufty beyond gross. I figured "what's the worst that can happen? I'm not going to clean each key by hand, and at most, I can kill it in the morning."

      Worked pretty good. The shift key sticks a little now, but other than that it's clean and shiny as new. I've got photos, but never got them onto the public internet.

    13. Re:Dishwasher? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      I don't know about a dishwasher but we have done a TON of old Mac keyboards in tap water with no problems at all. Usually it was to get Coke (or the programmers favorite, Lady Lee Cola, 79 cents for a two-liter bottle at Lucky) out of it, but a whole lot of other stuff came out, too. Never had an issue.

            If I was going to do something like this I wouldn't use a dishwasher. I would use lukewarm tapwater and a small amount of something like Liquid Cheer and just soak it for an hour or so with occasional agitation, followed by very extensive rinsing with lukewarm tap water. If you want to be really careful, finish with distilled water as the final rinse. Shake out as much water as you can, then let it dry for a week or two. No guarantees, of course.

              Brett

    14. Re:Dishwasher? by meadwizard · · Score: 1

      Microsoft keyboards can be easily cleaned but you do need to take them apart. Just remove a couple screws and pull the circuit board aside and the rest can be easily washed in the sink and then reassembled after the parts dry.

    15. Re:Dishwasher? by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Yeah - I normally take the electronic parts out first though.

      With a grey MS Natural keyboard this is even easier since there are "key plates" that hold the keys between the exterior and the electronics. (It was a little more difficult for a black multimedia natural keyboard...)

      So you just take those out and throw them in the dishwasher. See here: http://www.rabidhardware.net/index.php?id=9

      PS: Turn off heated drying if you do put actual electronics in the dishwasher.

      PPS: Dishwashers are great for washing everything - from toothbrushes to bongs. The next time you need to wash something, think about throwing it in the dishwasher!

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    16. Re:Dishwasher? by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      I suspect the water was too hot for the unprotected circuitry.

      One of the comments in this article describes NASA using a dishwasher on circuit boards. When circuit boards are mass-manufactured, I believe they go through a waterfall of molten solder. As such, I'd think the circuit boards themselves could handle the heat of a dishwasher cycle.

      Taking it out once the wash cycle is done and then air-drying it for a week is a good idea to make sure all the water is gone before you power it up.

    17. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually did this with a wireless keyboard. I did remove the radio electronics first. I also used my clothes dryer - with the sweater rack - to dry it. It worked great.

      Unfortunately, my wife saw me do this and thought it would be a good idea to clean it a few months later after she spilled stuff on it. She didn't remove the radio (it's soldered on). And she let the dishwasher "dry" it.

      That is to say, she destroyed the electronics then melted the case. Bye bye spendy gyro keyboard.

    18. Re:Dishwasher? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      You need to take a picture to know where your keys go? I suggest you go take a typing class at your local library.

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    19. Re:Dishwasher? by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it works well if you disassemble it first. Dishwashers also work well on small car parts. And my wife hates me.

    20. Re:Dishwasher? by dreemernj · · Score: 1

      I never tried a dishwasher. But I have 2 MS Ergo keyboards that I find very comfortable. They are kinda flimsy, older models with nasty locking. But they are the exact right shape for me (bad upper back means I have to be picky about hand and arm position while typing). My little cousin managed to spill juice on one of them. I just popped it open and put the plastic top with all the keys attached to it in hot water for a while with some detergent and washed the rubber membrane off in the sink. Good as new. But more effort than a dishwasher, that's for sure.

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    21. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    22. Re:Dishwasher? by Trixter · · Score: 1

      Yes, with both rubber-dome and buckling spring keyswitches. So far, no issues, but I only do it with keyboards I don't care about. Whenever my model Ms need service, 95% of the time I open them up and clean them properly (carefully wipe down the impact-side of the board, airblast the gunk out, etc.)

    23. Re:Dishwasher? by CityZen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The actual circuity is fine up to about 300 degrees or so (solder temperature).

      More likely, you just didn't wait for them to dry long enough. Perhaps take them out and try again if it's been a while.

    24. Re:Dishwasher? by v1 · · Score: 1

      we get a kick out of users that read that dangerous bit of advice. Yes it works for a few keyboards, but not most.

      My favorite is when someone brings in one of the fairly new apple keyboards, not the newest silver ones, the ones just before that with the clear acrylic base. Have to stifle a laugh when you can see water swishing back and forth in the bottom of the keyboard as they hand it to you. Those keyboards are good for holding about 1/4 cup of water, AFTER you've tried shaking it a bit.

      Don't do that. Not unless you know the keyboard can take it. Most can't. Water and electronics are never a good bet. Most electronics have exposed metals which will start to corrode, and when you apply power, the corrosion grows incredibly rapidly. Any of the "membrane key" keyboards (almost all laptops) are either it worked or it didn't, depending on if water got under the membranes. If not, you're fine. If it did, you CANNOT dry it out short of completely tearing it apart. A lot of the newer keyboards are membrane also.

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    25. Re:Dishwasher? by kbob88 · · Score: 1

      Yes, we used to do this at my old company back in the early 90s. Use the lower heat cycle, and make sure you air-dry the keyboard for a day or so after washing.

    26. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard if your old keyboard gets too crusty you can throw it in the dishwasher. Anybody try it?

      I've killed two Mac keyboards with a can of Dustoff so I wouldn't recommend doing it with a Mac. I like Mac computers but their keyboards and mice are legendary in how fragile and poorly designed they are. I use after market mice but I've yet to find a good after market keyboard. With PC keyboards I always end up wearing off the letters. I've got a rather nice Logitech but after six months the "A" and "S" keys are already half gone. By the time I replace one, every six to twelve months, the "A" and "S" are always completely gone and half the other keys show wear.

    27. Re:Dishwasher? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I washed computer lab iMac (the old "lickable" models) keyboards in warm mildly soapy water all the time. No problems.

    28. Re:Dishwasher? by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      See if you can sell the warped one to the guy above that prefers the Microsoft Natural keyboard.

    29. Re:Dishwasher? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I don't have a 'normal' keyboard so yes I have to: http://www.hardwarecentral.com/graphics/screenshots/1091048923521lome343.jpg

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    30. Re:Dishwasher? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Looks like a normal keyboard to me, at least your multimedia keys are shaped to the holes they're supposed to go in. Mine are all the same shape.

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    31. Re:Dishwasher? by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

      I was working at a garlic factory when HP showed up with a keyboard/barcode scanner they wanted to sell. I put it in the dustiest part of the factory where the garlic powder got put into barrels. If you've ever eaten a burger with onions at McDonalds, chances are you've had some onions that went through those chutes. Lots of powder, huge amount of dust. The keyboard lasted one day before going tits up. HP came round a week later to collect a garlic/onion encrusted lump of plastic. They simply couldn't believe how cruddy their keyboard looked after just a week.

      A couple weeks later, I was talking to the salesman and asked him if they had been able to salvage the keyboard. He laughed and said that they had taken it apart and put it through the cafeteria's dishwasher. Once it was put back together, it worked fine. Feeling emboldened by their example, I tried the same thing at home. The keyboard never recovered from the drenching. Moral? ymmv.

    32. Re:Dishwasher? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      They key positioning and size differ from normal keyboards. Just check for the differences: http://www.hardwarecentral.com/graphics/screenshots/1091048923521lome343.jpg VS http://www.freefoto.com/images/04/34/04_34_12---Computer-Keyboard_web.jpg. Now you know why you too would have to take a picture of this keyboard.

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    33. Re:Dishwasher? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Still don't follow you, your keyboard has the exact same QWERTY layout as mine does. The one in the other photo is an international keyboard so a few of the keys are shifted around (such as the "\" key) but if that's what you use all the time then you should still have the layout memorized, or at least have a really good idea of it. Unless of course you are not a nerd/geek/IT Guru in which case you have no place to be posting on Slashdot.

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    34. Re:Dishwasher? by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I do know the qwerty layout, as well as dvorak (converted that same keyboard to that for a few months), but this keyboard is different from all 'blocky' keyboards I have used before. Beige keyboards I can do without a picture.

      Maybe the problem lies within the fact that I live in the Netherlands, Europe and we have a lot of different keyboard layouts here. We're an international orientated transport-/shipping country (the 2nd largest in the world) so it's no surprise a lot of different keyboards end up here.

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    35. Re:Dishwasher? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, if you have to use a whole pile of different keyboards I can understand not having the layout memorized.

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    36. Re:Dishwasher? by zrobotics · · Score: 1

      Any decent electronics manufacturer washes *all* of their boards anyway, using special washers, to remove fluxes, debris, etc.(Yes, I know they have 'no-clean flux' available, but from what I have read it's likely to corrode circuitry anyway, albeit more slowly.) So hopefully your mobo, dvd player, etc. have already been through a 'dishwasher', one specifically designed for the purpose. Additionally, that waterfall you're thinking of is called wave soldering.

    37. Re:Dishwasher? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I do this every three months. I take a picture of it with my mobile phone (so I can see what keys belong where) [ ... ]

      However you couldn't do this with Das Keyboard because it's so easy to get the keys mixed up...

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    38. Re:Dishwasher? by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I have several old IBM M keyboards. When they get crusty, I pop off the keys, put them in a nylon sock so they don't fly all over the place, and wash them in the dishwasher. I also take the cover off the keyboard and place in it the dishwasher too.

      It requires a bit of work, but the result is a like-new keyboard.

      I wouldn't put the whole keyboard in because of the electronics inside, but you can try it if you want to.

    39. Re:Dishwasher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dismantle mine (take apart, remove membrane & electronice) and put it in the dishwasher about once every year. I dry the pieces with a hair-dryer, and put it back together.

      Works perfectly every time.

      I've also done this with IBM printers that were sitting in a factory office for several years. They were -filthy-, and since I had to replace a fuser and roller assembly, I figured I'd go ahead and use the break-room dishwasher to clean up the printer.

      I'm not kidding you, the department thought we bought them a new printer, rather than simply re-habbing the old one. By the time I had swapped the fuser, rollers, and run a few tests, the plastic shell was washed, dried, and ready to be put back together.

      My manager thought I was a bit nuts -- until he saw the outcome. An entire department of QA folks who thought they'd just gotten a huge gift from IT. :-p

  15. Johan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has a mini enter key - yuck! Hate these types.
    And no advanced keys = DOS 6.22 is still out there for if you "prefer" using it?! Good key feel is a plus though, I will like that. But for $100+ there are better options.

    1. Re:Johan by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Really? You're the first person I've ever met who prefers the big honking enter key design. Granted, I tend to hang around with command prompt/programmer types who use the | and \ characters frequently and can't stand when it's banished to some corner of the keyboard (or worse, scrunched up with the backspace key such that 50% of the time when you try to backspace you hit \ instead!). I've found that the great big enter keys tend to bind up a lot easier as well, requiring more force to press them on average.

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    2. Re:Johan by Scarabaeus · · Score: 1

      I love my big-enter-key keyboard.

      It has to be one with a big Backspace key as well, of course. So, on the right side it has: big "Backspace" key (2 wide), underneath that, a two-row "Enter" key (top narrower than the bottom row part), and underneath a slightly smaller right "Shift" key and next to it the "Backslash/Pipe" key. And, old-school: 101 keys, naturally. Very hard to find nowadays.

    3. Re:Johan by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      It basically means the keyboard design is a no-go in the UK, because pretty much all our keyboards have decent sized return keys instead of the not-much-bigger-than-a-standard-key one that is on US keyboards.

      Why? Because the big bit of such a key is on the row above where the slim return keys usually are, so that's where we hit instinctively. Annoying when it turns into a # key on some half-wit's keyboard design.

      \ and | are a bit annoying though, being down by Z, although I guess the \ mirrors the / on the other side of the keyboard. Let's not talk about the useless ¦Â` key above tab, nor the useless Caps Lock key ... nor any windows key.

    4. Re:Johan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why I like the bigger enter key. I am a developer - and I hate hitting the wrong stuff by accident. When you look over someone's shoulder, try to focus how many times they backspace as a result of a wrong keystroke. This paragraph alone cost me 2!

  16. ATTN: CMDRTACO by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Informative

    The OS X keyboard preferences are for a specific keyboard, NOT every keyboard. You can swap the das keyboard alt/windows keys without affecting the laptop keyboard layout.

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    1. Re:ATTN: CMDRTACO by peragrin · · Score: 1

      shhh you don't want to start a flamewar by showing everyone that apple has already thought of such small details as keeping monitor, keyboard, multibutton mice, settings while you hot swap things in and out.

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  17. And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you get Das Boot.

    1. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I already have it. So many sweaty Germans.

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    2. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

      I was about to make a joke but Ctrl+Alt+Del in KDE4 beta 2 actually takes me to the log-off screen...

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    3. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 2, Funny

      not true, this key combo changes the keyboard language and you end up with The Tastatur.

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    4. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, you mean the sequel, Das Reboot.

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    5. Re:And when you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Let a virus take over Mainframe? Ich glaube nicht!

  18. Calling Shenanigans on this Review by DrPascal · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a Das Keyboard user that -doesn't- use a Mac, I think it is wonderful. If you're a keyboard enthusiast (which is whom I would have expected to review A KEYBOARD), I highly recommend giving one a shot.

    Each key is individually weighted, which gives it a really fresh feeling, and the keys feel light but still click loudly. In my opinion, there's really three top-tier keyboards out there for awesome tactile feedback: the M series keyboard (for people that learned on typewriters, not me), this keyboard and its mechanical switches, and those people out there that refuse to use anything but an SGI keyboard, even though their SGI workstation has been unused for years (some of my coworkers).

    This guy just cares about the placement of the Command key (which is settable in the Options anyway), and the "extra" keys. If you're like that, this keyboard is not for you.

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    1. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, there's really three top-tier keyboards out there for awesome tactile feedback: the M series keyboard (for people that learned on typewriters, not me), this keyboard and its mechanical switches, and those people out there that refuse to use anything but an SGI keyboard, even though their SGI workstation has been unused for years

      I can second the Model M (from IBM), they are wonderful big heavy solid keyboards with individual microswitches and a buckling spring under each key for a solid click. I believe the technology was licensed to Northgate, for their OmniUltra series of keyboards. I am using a crappy membrane keyboard at the moment, and it works, but not great. I still occasionally bust out the Model M (with an AT -> PS/2 adapter) though.

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    2. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by CompMD · · Score: 1

      At work I use a Model M, and at home I use a Klingon Gray SGI keyboard.

      Since today is my last day at work, perhaps I will steal my keyboard.

    3. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by DrPascal · · Score: 1

      Unicomp purchased the M patent years ago, and I bought one of their redone USB versions a little bit back, in my quest for "the awesome work keyboard."

      It was then that I realized I hadn't learned to type on a keyboard, and that it wasn't for me. One of my coworkers flipped out when he saw it though, because it was basically a modernized version of his favorite key ever (the buckling spring). At least he got usage out of it.

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    4. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by MarkVVV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The best person to review a keyboard is an end user, not a so called "keyboard enthusiast".

      Shit...Keyboard enthusiast. What's next, "Miceophile"?

    5. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Das Keyboard user that -doesn't- use a Mac,...

      Ah. So you're bisexual.

    6. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by LMacG · · Score: 1

      As has been stated, the best person to review anything is not an (anything)-enthusiast.

      Also "this guy" would be your host here at Slashdot, CmdrTaco. Perhaps you've heard of him?

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    7. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Lord+Crowface · · Score: 1

      Actually, Northgate was separate tech, not licensed. It was very similar, but not the same as Model M. It has its own fans some of whom claim that it was way better than the IBM and holy wars ensued. Both were great and I wish that I had either.

    8. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the M series keyboard (for people that learned on typewriters, not me)


      How's that? I did learn on typewriters & I like the M's keys, so maybe this is non-obvious to me. The M's keys are very close to the glorious Selectric's, but neither is like the couple dozen other typewriters I've used. I'd never thought of the M as typewriter-like in general.

    9. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by armanox · · Score: 1

      I still use an SGI keyboard and an SGI box.

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    10. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      The important question: how does it compare to a Unicomp Customizer?

    11. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by DrPascal · · Score: 1

      The buckling springs require more force than the mechanical switches in the Das Keyboard and other modern key types. People that are used to pressing hard to type appreciate it more.

      Its very easy to just listen to someone typing and be able to discern if they learned on a type writer ... very hard, discrete clicks, instead of a blur of lighter sounds (they can still be very fast).

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    12. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by DrPascal · · Score: 1

      For $130 keyboards? Here is a review for a non-enthusiast:

      "It is $130. Move along."

      There is a price range with everything that might enter the realm of luxury in which most people are going to balk at the price because the cheap version is plenty sufficient. Normal keyboards at the store are $20... this is not a keyboard for people that would ever say "$130? It's just a KEYBOARD!"

      Therefore, I stand by my statement about requiring a keyboard enthusiast, as it would be someone from the niche of people that would consider buying the keyboard in the first place, instead of walking away from sticker shock.

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    13. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      First of all, "keyboard enthusiasts" exist? I can't think of a more boring thing to be enthusiastic about...

      Secondly, lacking the media keys isn't a small point. I don't see eye-to-eye with CmdrTaco on many, many things, but I do agree that, at this point in time, every keyboard should have(in order of importance)
      1) Mute/Unmute
      2) Volume Up
      3) Volume Down
      4) Play/Pause
      5) Chapter/track Forward
      6) Chapter/track Back

      More than that is probably excessive, but lacking a "Mute" key is unacceptable.

    14. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by CompMD · · Score: 1

      Actually, I just found out that my going away present is a Model M keyboard from 1985 in mint condition. Awesome.

    15. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is whom I would have expected to review A KEYBOARD

      In that sentence, "whom" should be "who" because it should be in the nominative case. If you're in any doubt, say "who". Actually, just say "who" always even if you know that "whom" is correct. Nobody cares (not even Slashdot grammar Nazis) if you use "who" instead of "whom", but the converse is not true.

    16. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm using a Sun Type 6 USB keyboard on Windows. I greatly value having my control key in the middle on the left and the caps lock out of the way. I know that at some point IBM or someone decided that doing control-key combinations like control-p (or they wanted everything to be 2 handed, so maybe it was actually control-q) befitted a second control key on the right half of the keyboard. I feel that that's really been a mistake. That said I don't use "stop" "help" "again" etc. very often.

      Also, I can't be the only person that wants my keyboard to be quiet and 'tactile'? Where as some commenters here seem to imply that tactile means auditory, I'd not only rather not hear my own typing too loudly and would prefer to not hear anyone else's either.

      If I had a choice though, I'd use a keyboard more like the Apple ][gs one. http://apple2history.org/museum/images/a2gskbd.jpg

    17. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by dash · · Score: 1

      This guy just cares about the placement of the Command key (which is settable in the Options anyway), and the "extra" keys.

      "This guy" is CmdrTaco, you know. It is perfectly natural that he cares about the Command key!

    18. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1
      If you don't believe in "keyboard enthusiasts" then clearly you haven't seen this little item.


      Price, approx. $1,864.35

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    19. Re:Calling Shenanigans on this Review by djp928 · · Score: 1

      First of all, "keyboard enthusiasts" exist? I can't think of a more boring thing to be enthusiastic about...

      I think he just meant "people who prefer memorizing 80 different keyboard shortcuts rather than move their hand ten inches to the side and grab the mouse." Those people definitely exist, and for them, a $130 keyboard that... I dunno, makes coffee or something would be a welcome addition to their household.

      ...this thing does make coffee, right? I mean, I didn't see any mention of that in the review, but for ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FRIGGIN DOLLARS I just sort of assumed it did.

  19. Not ergonomic by snarfies · · Score: 1

    I only use ergonomic keyboards, both at home and at work, and have done so for years. Mostly I used Microsoft Natural, but for a while at work I was using a CompUSA-branded split ergo keyboard. It was cheaper, but CompUSA no longer exists, so oh well. In any event, no matter how hard it proclaims itself "best. . . Period," I have zero interest until there's an ergonomic version. I guess my wrists and I will have to settle for second best.

    1. Re:Not ergonomic by sjaguar · · Score: 1

      I use an ergonomic keyboard as well. I have been using the same style for almost a decade, but I am trying to find a replacement as this keyboard is no longer made. Fortunately, as I tend to burn through keyboards, I was smart enough to buy a couple at the same time.

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    2. Re:Not ergonomic by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      IBM did produce a split version of the Model M for a while -- had a big rotater knob to control the angle of the wedges. If you want to try it, it was known as the Model M15, and originally brought out in 1994, under the "Options" line:

      http://www.clickykeyboards.com/index.cfm/fa/categories.main/parentcat/12675

      I use a "plain" Model M, simply because I learned to type on typewriters, and I find the split angling to be almost too awkward to use.

      But do yourself a favor and try one out. If you type for a living, I think you'll thank me. (however, getting an M15 may be difficult).

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  20. Caps-Lock key by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really wish that one keyboard vendor would take a stand, and move that CapsLock key to a more remote part of the keyboard. It is rarely used, and often accidentally hit.

    1. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'M BRIAN BLESSED, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

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    2. Re:Caps-Lock key by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Buy a Sun Unix-layout, type-6 USB keyboard. It has 'Control' where it should be (where caps-lock is on PC keyboards). If you use Unix terminals, you'll use ctrl a lot, and this is a far better place for it.

      If you have a PC keyboard, you can easily remap caps-lock as you wish with xkb. Even easier is to use GNOME's keyboard preferences and set the 'swap ctrl/caps-lock' option - I guess other *Nix desktops have a similar option.

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    3. Re:Caps-Lock key by effigiate · · Score: 1

      In certain fields, the caps lock key is used often. I'm thinking of primarily the drafting field where everything is in caps. All caps isn't done often anymore, but there are still places that use it. Does it deserve the spot above the shift key? Probably not, but what else would go there?

    4. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it should be switched with [Scroll Lock], far more useful~

    5. Re:Caps-Lock key by armanox · · Score: 1

      Ever try a Sun Keyboard?

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    6. Re:Caps-Lock key by everphilski · · Score: 1

      The only problem would be there are a lot of applications now that have Caps Lock mapped as a default control button ... but for people who don't have that as an issue it'd be great :)

    7. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy Hacking Keyboard relocates the caps lock key.

    8. Re:Caps-Lock key by Neffirithion · · Score: 1

      Or you can do what I did, My Caps-lock key is in a filing cabinet at home... I don't have to bother hitting it at all anymore... unless I get like a pencil to do it...

    9. Re:Caps-Lock key by archen · · Score: 1

      Not sure why you would want to dump the key completely, it's in a great spot. Every OS I can think of can remap this key. In FreeBSD this can be mapped to ctrl in sysinstall. Xorg (all platforms) can remap this to anything. Mac OS X lets you change this out in the control panel. Windows this can be changed by monkeying with the registry.

      Changing this to a control key has been one of the best changes I've made on most of my computers. Especially laptops where the control key is usually stuck somewhere very awkward.

    10. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      always remap caps lock to control. It will change your life!

    11. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so use that big old grey crap that's sloshin around and turn the key into a modifier. now you have ctrl,alt,win,capslock modifiers available.

      US keyboard ?
        capslock+a -> ä
        capslock+i -> ï
        capslock+s -> ß
        capslock+o -> ö
        capslock+u -> ü

      keycode 66 = Mode_switch Multi_key
      keycode 117 = Mode_switch Multi_key
      keycode 30 = u U udiaeresis Udiaeresis
      keycode 31 = i I idiaeresis Idiaeresis
      keycode 32 = o O odiaeresis Odiaeresis
      keycode 38 = a A adiaeresis Adiaeresis
      keycode 39 = s S ssharp

    12. Re:Caps-Lock key by paskie · · Score: 1

      Rebind it to something else. I use a keyboard layout that makes capslock a diacritics shift key (capslock+e is comma-e, etc.) - alt-capslock still behaves like the usual capslock. (Google 'ucwcs' if you care.)

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    13. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want my CapsLock key, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, pinky.

      In the CAD world of engineering and architecture, most text is in capital letters. I use it about 1000 times a day to switch back and forth as I go in and out of AutoCAD and Excel to email and Word.

    14. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use "Caps Lock" quite a lot. I remapped it to do backspace :) Backspace has always seemed too far away from the home row for such a commonly used key.

      I have a das keyboard without key marking. I use it with a dvorak layout. I find this a great combination. I do not use the USB ports, so I had not noticed that problem.

    15. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun Microsystems Unix Type 6 Keyboard

      http://ninkendo.org/~ken/images/sun-type-6-detail.jpg

    16. Re:Caps-Lock key by dlZ · · Score: 1

      THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT KEY FOR THE INTARWEB.

      Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

      That makes my response a little less to the point, but eh.

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    17. Re:Caps-Lock key by pattokun · · Score: 1

      CAPSoff - others share your pain.

      Also, Japanese keyboards (at least on Macs) swap the Caps Lock and Ctrl keys, which is a layout I find very useful, especially for chording with Cmd, Option and Shift for shortcuts. The functions of the Control, Caps Lock, Option and Command keys can be switched around or disabled entirely by clicking "Modifier Keys..." in the Keyboard section of the Keyboard & Mouse preference pane in System Preferences. You can set these preferences for all keyboards or specific ones only, but I'm not sure if this is the case for 10.4 or lower.

    18. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buLLSHIT.

    19. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd practice with the other keys a bit more, you might not need the Backspace key so often. ;)

    20. Re:Caps-Lock key by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I really wish that one keyboard vendor would take a stand, and move that CapsLock key to a more remote part of the keyboard. It is rarely used, and often accidentally hit.

      How about doing away with the thing completely.

      IF AN APP NEEDS ALL CAPS, CAN'T IT BE DONE IN SOFTWARE AND NOT HARDWARE.

      Hint, if your using C, try toupper().

    21. Re:Caps-Lock key by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      I've never accidently hit it on my Cherry CyMotion; it's ramped to the right so there's a good few mm between it and the A key, and the key itself is heavier weighted so you need to really want to enable it.

      This, of course, sucks if you remap it to something useful, because it's awkward to hit when you do want it.

    22. Re:Caps-Lock key by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Putting ctrl in the caps lock place seems so obviously right once you do it, I can't believe more keyboard makers don't do it. The only problem is now when I use someone elses computer I always have to deal with a few minutes of random uppercase letters everywhere i type.

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    23. Re:Caps-Lock key by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      Apple's laptop keyboards have a hardware feature which prevents the caps lock activating if it is accidently jabbed whilst typing. I've mapped the caps lock on my keyboard to a command key.

    24. Re:Caps-Lock key by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Does it deserve the spot above the shift key? Probably not, but what else would go there?

      Control, of course. Copy & paste is an obvious benefit if you touch type. Also lots of applications make generous use of control keys. And if you use Emacs at all, control needs to be convenient.

      Either swapping caps lock and control or making caps lock an additional control is quite common with keyboard configuration software. Personally, I never use caps lock so I always turn it into control.

    25. Re:Caps-Lock key by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      Just remap capslock to control and left control to capslock. It makes everything so much nicer. The only downside is that it confuses the hell out of your girlfriend.

    26. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move the caps lock to the function key row, make the \ key a normal size one again, & make enter bigger again. And sell spare keys for keyboards that cost more than $100!

    27. Re:Caps-Lock key by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      It is rarely used, and often accidentally hit.

      Being able to type properly actually solves that problem without needing a redesigned keyboard. I learned to type on a typewriter with no letters on any of the keys - you learn pretty quickly. :)

    28. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My el-cheapo Acer keyboard that came with this bottom-of-the-line system has the same ramp on the caps key (though not the extra resistance). It's actually a decent keyboard - all the buttons are in normal locations and proportions, and it's quite a bit more normal feeling than those goofy Dell keyboards that have been shipping for the last few years.

      Now, if only the cable weren't so blasted short...

    29. Re:Caps-Lock key by SmitherIsGod · · Score: 1

      Take it off? I do with all my keyboards.

    30. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cut my caps lock key in half, just past the stem that goes into the keyboard.
      There's now a hole about 1cm square where the end of the caps lock used to butt against the side of the "a" key.
      No more caps lock rage :)

    31. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a person who prefers my caps-lock and left control key swapped I politely reject your plea.

      Sun terminals used to be this way and it makes vastly more sense for hot-key users. During a long day it's a real wrist saver, especially if you're an emacs fan. The real answer is put the key back where it belongs - on par with the often used Enter key.

      More on topic, the best keyboard IMHO is has been for over a decade now the Microsoft Natural Keyboard Elite (the simple no extra buttons one).

    32. Re:Caps-Lock key by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Either that, or you could invest $0.01 in a bent paperclip and rip the caps-lock key off with it. The only computer I use regularly with a caps-lock key still attached is my laptop. And to be honest, it just occurred to me that I don't know the reason for that....

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    33. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always check out the Sun Type 7 "UNIX Layout" keyboard (with control where most have caps-lock):

      http://shop.sun.com/is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/Sun_NorthAmerica-Sun_Store_US-Site/en_US/-/USD/WalkProducts-ViewProduct?ProductID=bK1IBe.dJiwAAAEZaxZslE2Q

      Happy typing!

    34. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, it would be much more useful to have another command key there, especially for those who have to type a lot of maths. A friend of mine has set up his windows key to act like a Greek key (a la the Space Cadet keyboard), but having an alternate-symbol would be very useful as well.
      The only problem with that is that remembering the key mapping without having to write on all the keys.

    35. Re:Caps-Lock key by NovaHorizon · · Score: 1
      how about putting a missile switch cover over the caps lock key instead? Like this one.

      That way you have that feeling of "only in dire circumstances" before you use it.

    36. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unix Layouts move the Caps Lock key AND the Backspace keys to 'better' locations:
      Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2
      Sun Type 7 Unix

      Now, to find the Dvorak Unix keyboard that is remapped in hardware (to render those accessibility features obsolete)...

    37. Re:Caps-Lock key by YGingras · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try the Colemak layout and enjoy caps-lock as an alternate backspace.

    38. Re:Caps-Lock key by willmorton · · Score: 1

      I used to be a CapsLock hater too... and then I learned to touch type.

      When you touch type, you hit the Shift key with the opposite hand to the letter key. This means that if you're typing an all-caps word (normally an abbreviation), your hands end up doing the two-step shuffle - type ROFL this way and you'll see what I mean. Much faster to hit caps lock, the letters, and then caps lock again.

      HTH (there again, you see ;o)

    39. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use it a lot for capitals accented capitals. (But yeah, I don't see the point on a US keyboard)

    40. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iTS FINE WERE IT IS!

    41. Re:Caps-Lock key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish that one keyboard vendor would take a stand, and move that CapsLock key to a more remote part of the keyboard. It is rarely used, and often accidentally hit.

      Perhaps you're not familiar with Sun Microsystems?

  21. Looks cool and all, but... by yanyan · · Score: 1

    Looks cool and all, but do they make a version with the Ctrl and Caps Lock keys interchanged?

    1. Re:Looks cool and all, but... by yanyan · · Score: 1

      Grah. I also forgot to ask if they make a PS/2 version too.

    2. Re:Looks cool and all, but... by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested in one that had no caps-lock key at all.

      Why would anybody ever need a caps-lock key?

  22. Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by Televiper2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favourite keyboard was bottom of the line Logitech wireless. Unfortunately I was unable to recover from the blue vodka cruiser incident. Right now I have a Logitech Access keyboard. It's fairly quiet, the keys are good enough, and it has all those fancy buttons. After 3 years of service I'm almost ready for a new one. I bought my daughter a Saitek. It's a full keyboard with the feel of a laptop keyboard. It has an odd feel at first but it's very comfortable and quiet to type on. It's also a very vibrant pink.

    $130 for a keyboard? Maybe if I'm actually typing all day long.

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    1. Re:Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I'm still using the version 1 Microsoft Natural keyboard from 1995. Sure it's a hulking beast, but it's super comfortable to type on and doesn't make a tremendous racket. It also doesn't have that bizarre vertical orientation for the Insert block that the version 2 keyboard picked up. The only downside is that the keys were made out of different plastic than the body, and have yellowed with time. It's also PS/2, and I'm not sure my next motherboard (maybe 2 years down the road given my rate of upgrades) will have PS/2 ports.

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    2. Re:Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to recommend the MS Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000. Back to the same insert configuration as normal, and good arrow keys too. Not that I need any of that as I use Emacs almost exclusively. This is USB, so try it out.

    3. Re:Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by Televiper2000 · · Score: 1

      Yah, those are very comfortable keyboards to type on, and they intimidate the hell out of any outsider that wants to surf the web on your computer. I had one of those before I moved to the Logitech wireless. The only complaint I had over the natural keyboard was it's size. For awhile I lived in a small basement apartment and I had my computer setup at the end of my couch. There's not a lot of room for a CRT and keyboard on a small end table.

      You're probably going to get scorched on the PS/2 bid. Knowing the PC industry there will probably be some way of shelling out a few bucks to continue support. Some of that stuff just dies really hard.

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    4. Re:Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if I'm actually typing all day long.

      You forget that this is Slashdot. You ARE typing all day long.

    5. Re:Yah, cheap does it with keyboards by Fulg · · Score: 1

      Does it boot with the Function keys "disabled" (as in, not mapped to F1-F12) by default? That's gotta be one of the most annoying misfeatures of recent keyboards...

      I'm currently using a Microsoft Natural Keyboard Pro, and had to buy my latest one on eBay since they're discontinued. That's the last "decent" keyboard I've seen, everything after that is highly annoying to me.

      This new one is close to a decent replacement...

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  23. Okay, men, now listen. by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We're going to type out the code now and see if we can get our rear ends out of the sand. If we make it to the release, things could still get pretty rough. Traffic's heavy up there. And we have to pray the server starts, so we can get out of this mess. The condition the network is in, we have got to head straight for */ La Rochelle */. If we make it... it's half a bottle of beer for each! There is one thing on our side; they won't be expecting us. Well men, all set?

  24. Just a Keytronick KT-2001 usb sprayed black by Depili · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have one of them and they are just a trusty old KT-2001 "ergoforce" keyboard sprayed black, it's sticker on the bottom and usb-id both confirm that.

    While KT-2001 is quite excellent keyboard, the das keyboard is just plain overprized, also it comes in only the us layout.

    Pity that I only have a tech demo kt-2001 as an alternative, as it's candy colour-coded spring stiffnesses are quite ugly, but atleast it has scandinavian layout.

    1. Re:Just a Keytronick KT-2001 usb sprayed black by flnca · · Score: 1

      the das keyboard is just plain overprized, also it comes in only the us layout.

      I have a "Das Keyboard II" with 105 keys, suitable for international keyboard layouts. I think it's worth every cent. Other keyboards usually die on me after couple of months, but that one still lives after over 1 1/2 years.

    2. Re:Just a Keytronick KT-2001 usb sprayed black by flnca · · Score: 1

      Das Keyboard II and III are using Cherry MX keyboard switches. They're also available as 105-key international versions (unlabelled).

  25. Microsoft Internet Keyboard by david.given · · Score: 1

    I have a Microsoft Internet Keyboard, and I love it. Nice key feel despite being a membrane keyboard, good size, enough extra keys to be useful without being silly, it's dirt cheap, it's robust, and it has one extra incredibly handy facility --- it's designed for maintenance.

    If you turn it over and undo four screws, the entire top shell lifts off the part with the electronics in it, with the keys clipped into it. As the top shell is curved and extends down to table level at the front, this means that you've removed all the plastic that gets exposed to finger touch. Now all you need to do is to unclip the keys from the shell (and each one is in a little bucket that stops coffee and crumbs getting into the rubber membrane), and put keys and shell into the dishwasher. Once done, clip the keys back on, screw the shell back down to the works of the keyboard, and you have a bright, shiny new clean keyboard. And you didn't even have to unplug it.

  26. 2 Line Return by ab8ten · · Score: 1

    Any keyboard without a two-line return key automatically fails the 'best keyboard in the world' test.

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  27. Das Keyboard Ultimate! by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    For only $130 you too can have a keyboard with no labels on the keys! This is perfect for learning how to type!!

    Because these days, electrical tape is bound to set you back a hefty sum.

    1. Re:Das Keyboard Ultimate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the difference between a expensive geek and a cheap geek.

  28. You can set OS X modifier keys for diff keyboards by lag10 · · Score: 2, Informative

    CmdrTaco, what version of OS X are you running? I'm not sure about earlier versions, but if you're running Leopard, you certainly have the option to reassign the modifier keys for different keyboards. That way, the modifiers would remain the same on your laptop keyboard, and be remapped to their respective positions on the DasKeyboard.

    Just take a look at this screenshot.

    I do this with my Saitek Eclipse keyboard and my MacBook Pro, and the setup works pretty well so far. I have Alt remapped to command, and the Windows key remapped to option, so everything is essentially in the same place.

    Now for the menu select key on the right side, that causes a slight problem...

  29. farting about by buttle2000 · · Score: 0

    So I have to navigate through various menus to put the volume control widget back on my toolbar

    What a waste of time, really.

  30. Dvorak? by mrroot · · Score: 3, Funny

    No Dvorak version?

    QWERTY is for losers!

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    1. Re:Dvorak? by XorNand · · Score: 4, Informative

      Das keyboard's claim to fame is that it's available with completely blank key caps. Get one of those and you can have your Dvorak layout without the manual labor of swapping keys.

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    2. Re:Dvorak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't need one. If it's like old M, the keys are identical and you can rearrange them without any issues (besides the little nubs on the home keys)

    3. Re:Dvorak? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      ...whoosh...

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    4. Re:Dvorak? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      But then I've got to write on each of the keys with a Tipex pen to put the letters on in white myself! I'm sure that must be more effort than swapping keys ;) That plus it leaves you with less consistent font shapes.

    5. Re:Dvorak? by m8nkey · · Score: 1

      The keys are blank on the DasKeyboard ultimate. Most OS, including windows since v3.0 allow for less conventional keyboard layouts including DVORAK so there's no need for a DVORAK specific version.

    6. Re:Dvorak? by eh · · Score: 1

      And then you'll also raise the ire of all your co-workers who ever have to use your computer for any particular reason.

    7. Re:Dvorak? by gspawn · · Score: 0

      Correct. Dvorak is the only reason I've ever considered Das Keyboard (or, any coding-sensitive layout I could ever dream up, sky's the limit with a blank keyboard). I use a Microsoft Natural Elite, and it's almost a perfect keyboard. Why? First of all- no ridiculous function keys. How can serious computer users WANT function keys? The software goes bad, you can't take any of it across systems, etc. If you want to do that, get software to program key combos so you can use whatever keyboard you choose. Maybe CRTL+S+(+) to up the sound? It has great sound, but isn't overly loud. If my family members are sleeping, I can be nearly silent. It's ergonomically designed, saving my wrists so much pain. I fail to see why so many "elite" keyboards are the standard design aside from too many people favoring nostalgia over what actually makes sense (a trend in the business world?). The arrow keys are crowded, and so are the delete/pageup/down bit, but I don't use those too much anyway, and they work when I use them, so what does it matter? Overall, I agree with everyone who's nominated the Microsoft Naturals. They're cheap, spill resistant (in my experience), and have all the thrills like a good click that people pine for. Heck with spending $100+ on a keyboard- find a Microsoft Natural at your local yard sale or Goodwill and start enjoying typing today!

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    8. Re:Dvorak? by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

      The whole point of the Dvorak layout is touch typing, you don't need it to be labeled with the Dvorak layout, and if you do, you learned Dvorak the wrong way.

      I use a Dvorak layout on a standard AZERTY keyboard and I actually think of it as a courtesy to my hunt-and-peck-typing co-workers and friends. I've configured xkb so that I just have to push Shift-Alt to switch the layout to azerty before handing it to them.

    9. Re:Dvorak? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Way to explain the joke to death, sherlock.

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    10. Re:Dvorak? by flnca · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the keys are pitch black, there's no visible mark whatsoever on them, that's why it's ideal for situations when you need multiple keyboard layouts and don't want to get confused. There's a number of specially shaped keys though, that help in orientation. I.e. by touching such a key, you know what it is.

    11. Re:Dvorak? by m50d · · Score: 1

      I found that I had to *not* swap the keys around, so that other people could actually use my computer. It's amazing how many people think they can touch-type, but you give them a keyboard soft-remapped to qwerty and find they really can't.

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    12. Re:Dvorak? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Dvorak is for people who want to be different for the sake of being different.
      Contrary to the lies, it is not faster. The only study that showed this was done by the inventor.

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    13. Re:Dvorak? by chappel · · Score: 1

      Sure, desktop keyboard remapping works MOST of the time, but every now and then - booted into bios, off a CD, into single-user-mode, rescue disk - about the time you really need it - the mapping isn't available. I went cold-turkey onto dvorak, and now I have to look at the keys to type on a qwerty layout - a blank qwerty layout would be unusable, and I fear re-learning to touch-type both qwerty AND dvorak would just make my head explode. I'd MUCH rather have a native dvorak blank keyboard - or better yet, I want a USB in-line adapter with a switch that will flip between qwerty and dvorak - so if someone else needs to type something I don't have to mess with the desktop. Then I can have native dvorak AND any keyboard my heart desires.

    14. Re:Dvorak? by zsau · · Score: 1

      No-one swaps keys for Dvorak. The whole point of using Dvorak is that you're touchtyping. I occasionally watch myself typing, and believe you me, it looks just as freaky and impossible for me as it does for anyone.

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  31. Unicomp (old IBM Model M) by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unicomp still makes the old-fashioned keyboards ... unfortunately, looking at their lists, most of the 101 and 102 key ones are PS2 or AT, not USB. They have a 'linux' model, but from the description I'm not sure if any of them are available as USB:

    http://pckeyboards.stores.yahoo.net/keyboards.html

    (and if you're scared of the springs -- they have quiet keyboards, too)

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    1. Re:Unicomp (old IBM Model M) by Xtense · · Score: 1

      Ooo, instant love! Thanks for that one, too bad they don't have these crap whachyacallthem "yeerapean" models with the really big return key, short right shift and the backslash to the right of the right shift key. Sorta like this thing:
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/Qwertz-si.svg/540px-Qwertz-si.svg.png
      but without the additional key to the left of backspace (meaning a longer backspace key). This is how my ol'skoo IBMish clone is layed out, but I guess you can't have everything ;) .

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  32. Pro vs. ultimate by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    They didn't send you the ultimate (blank) version to demo? They may as well have put training wheels on it, sending the training-bra version to slashdot... "waah, I need to see letters on my keys!"

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  33. Ironically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I find no irony in your incorrect use of "ironically" since I completely expect Slashdot editors to not know the meaning of irony.

    Oh and my CAPTCHA is "ignorant" - which is either ironic or not ironic, depending on your interpretation.

    And is it ironic that no one is going to read this post? I'm not sure.

  34. Is it that hard? by MikeyG79 · · Score: 2

    Is it that hard to hit Alt-Tab? Works in Windows and Mac.

  35. As a Part-Time Das Keyboard User by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Consumers expecting:

    1. volume controls,
    2. mac keys...
    3. position of the USB ports...

    This isn't the keyboard for you. Taco and users like him just aren't the target audience.

    It IS the keyboard for you IF:
    1. you like the feel of the old-style key strike.
    2. Don't use/need multimedia keys
    3. Don't hang usb peripherals off your keyboard
    4. Windows/Linux/BSD user

    That's quite a few users, Taco excluded.

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    1. Re:As a Part-Time Das Keyboard User by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he was awful whiny about some really silly things IMO. There are lots of solutions to his problems, in particular with the USB ports.... move the mousepad 2 inches to the right... please?

    2. Re:As a Part-Time Das Keyboard User by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      Mac OS X gives the user the ability to switch the function of some keys under the Keyboard Preferences.

      I remapped my Alt key to Command and my Windows key to Option to match my dead apple type 1 keyboard.

      It's under Modifier Keys in Keyboard.prefPane.

    3. Re:As a Part-Time Das Keyboard User by bestinshow · · Score: 1

      The thing about the USB port location was a valid part of the review. That's where you have your mouse. It's already annoying that there is a keypad in the way of where you want the mouse, without adding another 5cm because of poorly located USB ports. So they might as well have not included them, and saved the money.

      I've never used multimedia keys on a keyboard myself, I can't see the purpose. Exception: Fn+Volume on a Mac laptop, because it's simple and mapped onto the normal part of the keyboard, not a weird row of small buttons.

      And the Mac can switch the Windows and Alt keys around for an external keyboard transparently.

  36. Dell Keyboards are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The keyboards that come free with any Dell (something like $10 if you order them separately) are the best I've ever used. They aren't super noisy, yet have great key response. They have zero unnecessary keys, which means they're a lot smaller and fit easily into keyboard trays. They are very sturdily-built; the last one I had lasted 6 years, and the only reason I replaced it was that they released a newer model that even more compact.

    I recently managed to get several of them, which I'm now keeping in storage in case Dell ever decides to phase them out for any reason. They're free, and they're great.

    1. Re:Dell Keyboards are the best by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The Dell keyboards where the edges of the keyboard follow the contours of the key layout are by far the WORST keyboard I have ever typed on. Everyone at work that uses them makes 3-5 errors per line all the time. The HPs aren't far behind on the unusability scale.

      I brought in a reasonably-priced Logitech wireless that feels a lot better.

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    2. Re:Dell Keyboards are the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, another fan. I received a model M a few years back from a friend, and thought it was OK. Then my mother bought a Dell (against my advice), and while removing all the bloatware I came to a startling realization-this seemingly crappy keyboard is excellent. It's small, very quiet, and feels as good as an M.

      Blasphemy, right? I actually tossed out a model M in favor of a plastic-y Dell keyboard? My friends & coworkers don't hate me anymore, and I don't need a forklift to move my keyboard. Who knew?

  37. Best membrane keyboard by nofactor · · Score: 0

    Toshiba PX1252S-1DAC is so far the best membrane keyboard that i've ever owned, better than Logitech and Microsoft. I've tried Model M but i think it's overkill for me.

  38. Scroll lock by harrkev · · Score: 1

    The scroll lock is VERY useful to people who use a KVM switch. And that key still performs its designated function in Excel. Doesn't appear to do much in Open Office spreadsheet under Linux, though.

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  39. I want an 85-key version by Provocateur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for the small desktop (Think Sam Lowry's sliding desk in Brazil). So I can put the mousepad where the numeric keypad is supposed to be. I think HappyHacker has them, the high keys but without the Model M feel; I wish the keys were more low profile and ergonomic.

    e17 let me remap PrintSc and ScrollLock to be volume up/down; they're adjacent to each other. The Pause key brings down an xterm Quake-console-style (yeahconsole to be specific, like tilda or YaKuake).

    and might i add, yeah sure remap the Windows key. I'd rather ditch CapsLock. Was fine in my COBOL days. And it was shiftlock, so either shift key would release that lock on my portable typewriter. If they had CapsLock and shift keys working like this it would be alright. Dang just get off my lawn you kids...

    But what about you heavy coders out there, won't DasKeyboard mess you up when it comes to braces, brackets, parentheses, underscores, and whatnot?

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    1. Re:I want an 85-key version by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You can make the shift keys unlock the caps lock (in Windows, anyway). It's under Control Panel -> Regional and Language Options -> Languages -> Details -> Key Settings -> To turn off Caps Lock, Press the SHIFT key.

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  40. Scroll Lock by MattGWU · · Score: 1

    My KVM switch uses Scroll Lock as the trigger key. People do use it for things, even if it's only rarely to freeze a scrolling buffer.

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  41. deck 82 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best keyboard ever made if you can live without a numpad.

  42. Why aren't the ... by jdibb · · Score: 1

    ins/del/pgup/pgdn etc keys on the left side of keyboards more often? I have a "Goldtouch" ergonomic keyboard with those extra keys on the left, the 2 windows keys are in the top right corner and the thing has a ball joint between the two halves to allow you to get the best angle for your wrists, not just the fixed angle that MS specifies. The two things it gives up are a dedicated numeric keypad and and dedicated F11/F12 keys (available through a Fn lock, like laptops.) The cursor keys are on the right, southeast of ctrl, shift and enter. The extra keys on the left rather than right are so that you can select stuff with your right hand with the mouse, then act on it with your left. Worked well, until I decided I'd worn my right hand out so much that now I have a trackpad I use with my left hand. The keys on the Goldtouch are loud and clicky and IMHO pretty nice to type on.

  43. what about thumb-trackball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since this Das Keyboard doesn't have one, and I HATE mousing ( lose the home-keys? -shudder- WHY? )

    is there a right-between-the-thumbs trackball that WORKS, so I can have my no-mousing-computering?

    I hopes so!

  44. wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the ACTUAL best keyboard in the world.

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/classic.htm

  45. Typing accuracy? by MilesAttacca · · Score: 1

    The reviewer noted that he could type quickly on the Das Keyboard, but how about accurately? And how do his speed and accuracy compare to a keyboard he uses more regularly? I'd say from personal experience that I tend to type more accurately on mechanical keyboards (and thus feel free to speed up), but this is a review -- I'd like it to be thorough enough that it includes quantifiable information in this regard, such as typing test results. Accuracy is an important factor when you're actually shelling out for a keyboard on which to type.

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  46. 104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Tetsujin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I believe I'll stick with my Happy Hacking Lites... All that extra bulk on the right side of a 104 keyboard has the effect of either pushing the main part of the keyboard to the left (increasing wrist strain) or pushing the mouse further to the right (real fun to reach for it, you know...)

    I wouldn't mind having some of those keys back, but only if I could put them on the left. Presently for Blender I use an external USB numeric keypad which I keep to the left of my keyboard... not too shabby.

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    1. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      I completely agree that 104 keyboards are generally to wide to use comfortably. And I absolutely hate when they add some *additional* keys on the right side of the keyboard making it even wider.

      I had many keyboards but in the last 10 years I had various $10 keyboard, MS natural multimedia, logitech DiNovo, razer tarantula (great feeling when typing, but the plastic film inside is of low quality giving you doubble lettterss when writting, and much too wide) and I even tried out logitech wave (has horrible feel) and some other keyboards. But I went back to MS natural multimedia. This keyboard has the best feeling when typing (even though it is very old now) but it was a bit too wide for my taste. So I just cut out the numeric keypad with a dremel tool. Works perfectly, and it is narrower and much more comfortable because you can have right hand nearer to the left when holding mouse.

      As a side note, I don't understand why those "gaming" keyboards come with numeric keypads. Every serious gamer uses left hand on wasd or esdf and right hand on a mouse. And I'm pretty much sure they aren't accountants so they don't need numeric keypad that much.

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    2. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Kinesis contoured keyboard doesn't have a separate keypad. (They have a 'keypad-lock' button which can be remapped to a foot pedal or whatever you want)

    3. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put your mouse on the left.

    4. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      ...and for those who cannot afford the Happy Hacking 'board, BTC make a rather nice standard keysize mini 'board called the 5100C. I have three of them here and, while they're certainly not Model Ms (but in fairness, would you really expect a Model M for $25), they're as good as any modern keyboard I've ever used. Another plus for those of us who are sick of that silly key between the CTRL and ALT is that they do not have Windows keys. Now move the Caps Lock ^^^ up there somewhere and we'll have an almost perfect *nix 'board.

      To the reviewer who wrote this article, some of us do use the scroll lock. A lot. Ever tried to read a console scrollback buffer on BSD without one?

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    5. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by Gnavpot · · Score: 1

      or pushing the mouse further to the right (real fun to reach for it, you know...)


      When I first saw someone put their mouse in front of the keyboard, I thought they were silly. It looks like something that only computer inept people would do.

      But one day I tried it, and I have never looked back. I only have to move the hand 10 cm away from the typing position to reach the mouse.

    6. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I agree, and I'm right handed. It's pretty empowering to have your more dexterous hand on the keyboard, while having your more spatially oriented hemisphere in control of the mouse.

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    7. Re:104 keyboards are frikkin huge... by LBt1st · · Score: 1

      Give the Comfort Keyboard a try: http://comfortkeyboard.com/keyboards_ergoflex.html

      I've been using one of these for years. It's great to type on and you can position the number pad on the left if you wish so it's out of the way of the mouse. In FPS I use arrow keys to move and no.pad for weapons. With this keyboard I can position my movement hand and mouse hand equally apart... damn now I gotta play some Quake3 (got to be ready for Quake Live afterall)...

  47. Umm, change the keys? by JimDaGeek · · Score: 1

    [s]o I apple-tab to go to my Mail program and then... crap. Did I mention that this is a windows keyboard?

    So, like OS X lets you change the key bindings. Go in your settings, change the cmd key to to alt, change the alt key to cmd, whatever. It is not hard. There is also a free little app out there to do it for you, but I have found I never needed it on my iMac. I use an MS Win keyboard because I hate the keyboard and mouse that came with my iMac. The keyboard keys feel too close and the keyboard feels too small for my hands. The "mighty" mouse is so small it is perfect for my kids, but in my hands feel like a laptop mouse. I am not some 6' 11" giant or something.

    Anyway, just change your OS X keyboard settings to change what the keys do and enjoy.

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  48. Obnoxious review by Yath · · Score: 1

    You used a standard PC peripheral with a Mac, and you're surprised that they keys aren't the same as a Mac keyboard? Brilliant!

    The selling points of Das Keyboard are its differences from OTHER STANDARD KEYBOARDS. It has nothing to do with your Mac.

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  49. Just when I thought the Optimus Maximus was it... by milo_a_wagner · · Score: 1
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  50. Re:Protecting vs. Nuclear event... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny


    What brand of refrigerator was Harrison Ford Product Placing for such contingencies?

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  51. Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Still -- several years after they stopped making them.

    Seriously, if someone could point me to a better keyboard that's under 4000 USD, I'd pay a significant finder's fee. Until you've used a really good keyboard you don't appreciate just how much they're worth ...

    (It puzzles me how people who work with computers all day seldom think to try anything beyond a $20 keyboard.)

    1. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Pugwash69 · · Score: 1

      I work on the machine all day, and the most important things in a keyboard are: Is there a £ sign, Is it coffee-proof, Is it wireless (so I can move it to eat from the same desk).

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    2. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Omnius · · Score: 1

      Read my comment here about the Avant Stellar. It used to be imported by Northgate computers and is now imported by CVT. Also, Google "avant stellar"

    3. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Nice but not as nice as the TouchStream ... at a glance the TouchStream has stronger macro/programmability capability, plus gestures and mousing. See the official page.

    4. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised to see no one commending the Deck keyboards (Mac + Win flavors): they use Cherry microswitches, have bright backlighting, a solid feel, and an "artsy" key font. 102-key and 82-key versions. I love my "Toxic Green" Legend (102-key) model. http://www.deckkeyboards.com/

    5. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I work all day on keyboards, as a software developer, and I have very little preference for keyboard. I can work on anything, anytime, anywhere, without pain or difficulty. Only two things get me:

      * Nonstandard key layouts (a surprising number of keyboard manufacturers put punctuation keys in odd places)
      * Split keyboards, like the Microsoft Natural series (I don't touch-type, I am self taught with a technique that I think just naturally fits me)

      (well, also weird things like Data Gloves like my coworker used to use, don't work well for me either)

      So you should stop feeling puzzled. Many people don't really need anything special because the cheapest stuff available works just fine for them.

      Just about the only real criteria I have for a keyboard (aside from the above) is that it have a rectangular 'enter' key. I really get bugged by those keyboards that have an enter key that looks like it's swallowed a couple of keys above it. I don't hit my enter key with my fist, so I don't need a target that big.

    6. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DataHand: http://datahand.com/overview/photos.htm

      Unfortunately they have stopped making those too. The next best thing
      (that I have tried) is the Kinesis:
      http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/classic.htm

    7. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Omnius · · Score: 1

      I have an iGesture next to my Avant Stellar, so I get the best of both worlds. Besides, I never could get used to having zero tactile feedback on the FingerWorks keyboards (plus there's the whole FingerWorks selling all their IP to Apple and going out of business thing).

    8. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Yeah it's a downside :)

      Sounds like a good combination; obviously I did get used to the zero tactile feedback part. For me the trick was to customize to minimise movement away from the home keys as much as possible...

    9. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      How can you define "works just fine" if you've never tried the alternatives?

      There's nothing wrong with being happy, but it's well known that ignorance is an effective way to happiness :p

    10. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      "Works just fine" to me means that I can type all day in perfect comfort on just about any keyboard. I don't need or want any more out of a keyboard.

      I also appreciate being able to go onto just about any one else's keyboard and work on it comfortably. If I had to drag a special keyboard around just so that I could type in comfort, well, that would be a real pain.

      This latter issue is a good reason to not even try "better" keyboards. Why get used to something that you won't always have?

    11. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Neither argument holds water.

      Suppose a better keyboard could make you 500% more productive. Would that improve your life? Would it matter that you had to use normal keyboards when away from your desk?

      I'm not talking about comfort (although that's a factor), I'm talking about serious gains. There is a very good reason TouchStream keyboard go for over a thousand dollars on ebay.

      I wouldn't claim 500% for the Touchstream, but I do claim 120-180%. Wouldn't you like that next raise?

    12. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I can already type faster than I can think on normal keyboards so ... I don't think a keyboard could make me more "productive". As a software developer, the time I spend thinking is much more important than the time I spend typing. Also, I think while I'm typing so the typing isn't "dead time" for me.

      Perhaps if I was a journalist or something, typing faster would make me more productive. But in my current job, even if the code appeared instantaneously as I thought of it, I wouldn't end up being a whole lot more productive.

    13. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      Again you're lacking data ... integrated mousing and typing leads to an entirely different way of working which is smoother and quicker.

      As a programmer you probably spend a lot of time switching between windows, moving hunks of text around, launching compilers, etc. These are all quicker and more easily accomplished with a mouse than a keyboard -- if you can only avoid the switching cost. With the TouchStream you can.

      Of course I also am lacking the data to say that you're wrong :) ... but to dismiss it without having tried it seems shortsighted.

      The only thing I can say for sure is that if I try to work on a normal keyboard (and I can still type >90WPM) I quickly get frustrated and reach for my TouchStream.

    14. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Well, I use emacs, not some GUI IDE, so there is no switching between windows, there are simply keystrokes for switching between buffers. Moving hunks of text around and launching compilers etc are also very quick and simple keystrokes. With emacs, the mouse doesn't even enter into the picture, so the integrated gesturing support of the touchstream doesn't seem so useful to me personally. I even have my window manager set so that almost all functionality can be accomplished via keystrokes, and when I have my head down and am really working hard, my hands never need to reach up from the keyboard for anything.

      Still, your posts have inspired me to read a bit about the touchstream. If one was easily available to me, I'd be happy to try it based on what I've read. That being said, I have strong doubts that it could improve the speed at which I can type/edit code, because having used emacs for 18 years (!!!) I'm pretty efficient already.

    15. Re:Best keyboard IMNSHO is the TouchStream by 26199 · · Score: 1

      There's actually a preconfigured 'emacs mode' on the TouchStream, but I've never tried it. I assume the idea is that most of the common key sequences are available as gestures...

      Whether these would speed things up is doubtful, but they're probably more comfortable than the corresponding keypresses. And moving chunks of text around and navigating docs is (again, probably) still quicker with some mouse involvement.

      In any case it is my sincere hope that something will come along to replace the TouchStream. In particular, before mine stop working :)

  52. Apple's new keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In my opinion, Apple's new aluminum keyboards (especially the wired ones) are awesome. Great to type on, and they have a nice low profile. One USB port on each side.

  53. tricking out my office by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I've already got multiple monitors. What I've been thinking of doing was getting a stand-up rig in place with tiered keyboards, the way rock band keyboardists do it on stage. Then I can be typing on the upper keyboard, then switch to the lower one a few lines, then back up to the top. Of course, they'd all be plugged into the same machine so there's no real need to switch keyboards but it would look great so that's the important thing.

    (Wait, did I just say that? I know I shouldn't be sitting so close to Marketing, I'm picking up second-hand stupid).

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    1. Re:tricking out my office by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      I've done it when I've got two or three computers on my desk, but I always look at the wrong monitor with the wrong keyboard. You've got to have the right most monitor matched to lowest tiered keyboard if you want to do anything productive.

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  54. "I think it would suck, so I won't even try" by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Nice attitude, taco.

    Of course the OSX preferences panels contain an option to remap these keys, but I'd have to reset it every time I went home. And I just don't like the idea of monkeying around with this sort of thing twice a day.

    You mean, of course, except for the way that Leopard remembers your keyboard mappings on a keyboard-by-keyboard basis, right?

    I know this is /., and you're not supposed to read the articles. But, c'mon, at least WRITE them!

    http://thenewbig.com/2007/11/01/per-keyboard-layouts-in-leopard/

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  55. I got one better by ThatCanadianGuy · · Score: 0

    Z-board anyone? its better for gaming too. -USB ports -replaceable keyboard -all the "hotkeys" i'm happy with mine. but it doesnt have all these fancy pants lights.

  56. Das Keyboard aka Das Boot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does this mean you should turn around the keyboard to prevent the air bubble from ruining your chugging challenge?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  57. Re: Fix for the Wife by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1


    Another poster above did ... it had something to do with bludgeoning.

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  58. The simple act of typing by moose_hp · · Score: 1

    ... an inferior keyboard in all practical ways except for the simple act of typing...

    Wow, isn't that what *gulp* keyboards are supposed to be good for?

    Don't mind me, I use a $2 keyboard that does that pretty good. I don't use those fancy volume control keys, nor plug anything into it, the CPU have frontal USB ports for that matter.

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  59. To expensive for something simple... by Chrono11901 · · Score: 1

    Meh for that price Ill stick with my 150$ dinovo edge. Wireless,light, includes a small touch pad, and has a rechargeable battery that lasts up to 3 months.

  60. Das Keyboard huh? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 2, Funny

    So after the long and painful voyage it gets bombed by the allies, right?

  61. How do people 'bust' their wrists? by Animaether · · Score: 1

    Honest question - I've been behind computers since, oh, age 8. So I'm well over 20 years of computer use now, but let's say well over 10 of which were in a reasonably matured body.

    So I grab a standard 10x keyboard, I sit down about a foot away from it.

    1. arms and hands down along body
    2. bring lower arms up. You'll look stupid at this point.
    3. turn hands over so that they face palm down
    4. swivel lower arms so that your arms make a / \ shape.
    Your hands should now be positioned above the keyboard. Congratulations.

    Now here's the thing - my hands did not rotate on any of the axes with the wrist as the pivot. They are quite simply lined up with my lower arms.

    Perhaps if I was classically trained with the 10-finger method; My indexfingers are still on f and j, but my middle fingers are on e and o, ring fingers on w and p and my pinkies pretty much just linger in the genera area where they end up, ready to hit tab or backslash although in general (I've not taped myself, I would say that I hardly use them at all. I just caught myself hitting the right shift to get the ( and I'm sure I'll hit it again for the ) yup ).

    So I can only imagine people moving their arms even further in, ending up with a /\ and adjusting their wrists in the exact opposite angles. Yeah, I guess that could get rather painful after a few hours, let alone several years.

    Or maybe everybody's body is different and so some people get problems regardless on a 'straight' keyboard, and others don't.

  62. What did it say? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    if you are a left handed windows user...


    Sounds like some obscure Jeff Altman insult...

  63. Volume Control by effigiate · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that uses the volume knob on the speakers to change my volume? it's right next to my mouse/keyboard, so it's really easy to get to and it always works. As far as the Mac keys go on a Windows keyboard, what does this guy expect? I use a Mac keyboard on my Windows machine and I don't complain about the CTRL and ALT buttons being swapped. It is what it is.

  64. Loafer Keyboard - Logitech Wireless with trackpad by bodland · · Score: 1

    For the Playstation 3...comes with a USB wireless dongle. I plug my computer into a 37" flat screen TV in the living room and loaf on the couch with the wireless keyboard with built in trackpad...under $40....

    It works with OS X slick as poo. It finds it no problem and you just have to click a couple buttons when first plugging it in.

  65. About keyboard reviews... by Lurchicus · · Score: 1

    I wish they would get in the habit of mentioning if the letters are molded into the keys or do they use decals. As a gamer, my home systems always ends up with blank WASD keys... here at work the home keys get a beating... the two year old keyboard I'm using now has half of decals for the A and S keys missing. My answer at home was a backlit keyboard from Logitech. Personally I don't care if the keyboard clicks or not... I do like to be able to read the keys though.

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    1. Re:About keyboard reviews... by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

      Every keyboard on this planet dreams of becoming Das Keyboard Ultimate one day. That's why letters are disappearing. Strange you haven't gotten it yet...

  66. If money is no object, by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    then hell, get the Logitech DiNovo Edge with the lithium ion batteries, recharging stand, and circular built-in touchpad. It's laser-cut out of a sheet of lexan for chrissakes, you don't get much sexier than that with a keyboard, and it has superb wireless that runs out-of-the-box on Ubuntu LTS.

    Not a great keyboard for us wage slaves, though; very expensive and kind of optimized for media-center couch potatoes... suboptimal for desktops.

  67. How Apple can fix this.... by argent · · Score: 1

    It doesn't MATTER what order you put alt/opt and cmd/win keys in, so long as they're always in the same order.

    90% of the keyboards available are only available in "ctl - cmd/win - alt/opt - space". So people with Macs will often be in a situation where the order the keys are in changes from keyboard to keyboard.

    Apple needs to make these switchable on a per-keyboard basis, and remember what order they are on each keyboard, so you can put things in the apple order no matter which keyboard you're using, and I can put them in the windows order no matter which keyboard I'm using.

    1. Re:How Apple can fix this.... by maubp · · Score: 1

      I'm behind you on this - if the setting was per keyboard it would let you deal with things like a MacBook with an external windows-style keyboard.

      Mind you I have other gripes about using a Mac with a Windows keyboard, in particular a Mac's idea of a GB layout doesn't match the mainstream IBM PC/Windows GB layout. This means @ and " are switched, # is not shift+3, but alt+3. But also important keys like the slashes and tilde are also in the wrong place.

  68. Keytronic Designer Keyboard by SpeedStreet · · Score: 1

    I honestly cannot recommend the Keytronic Design Keyboard enough.

    The keyboard has a definitive "clack" that is not quite as resistant as the M, but its a lot better than other off the shelf keyboards. It also has a slight curve to it that makes it fantastic for those of us that spend hours a day typing.

    IANAKOEE (I am not a keyboard or ergonomics expert), but I have owned the M, a Unicomp customizer, a few Saiteks, a Logitech G15 and countless others. I can say without a doubt that for I would hurt a small kitten if Keytronic decided to stop making them.

    I love it so much that I actually sent back a Customizer because its simply not as good. Now excuse me while I /afk to go do disgusting and possibly illegal things to my keyboard.

  69. Too big by houghi · · Score: 1

    I will stick to my Happy Hacker, although I wish I would have bought the USB version instead so many years ago.

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  70. Cheap keyboards by LilGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funny, I just did an annual clean of mine and it's just like new again. I've got an old logitech internet navigator keyboard that cost about $35, five years ago when I bought it.

    My friends laugh at me for doing something so ridiculous. They say, "Why not just go buy a new one?" when the hair and the crumbs and whatever else makes it look nasty. It took me about an hour, but the way I see it, I saved at least $35, plus I don't have to buy a keyboard that's going to require some retarded drivers, and have to get used to a whole new feeling keyboard.

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  71. useless keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. just like all other keyboards that are not ergonomic.

    Seriously, I have been using ergonomic keyboards since the first MS Natural Keyboard (the ony thing MS ever did right was their keyboards, which were probably bought from some other company), and it is quite literally painful for me to type on anything else now.

  72. You can swap modifier keys by kithrup · · Score: 2, Informative

    on Mac OS X. Go to System Preferences, then Keyboard & Mouse, and click on the "Modifier Keys" button. You can then swap any around -- I set caps lock to be control, but you can also change the Alt and Command keys. So if the keyboard has them swapped, you can swap them in software, and be happy.

  73. Windows: Key remappers by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    For those using Windows, don't forget AutoHotkey, and the ReMapKey.exe program that comes with Windows XP.

    1. Re:Windows: Key remappers by smtrembl · · Score: 1
  74. Filthy by Pugwash69 · · Score: 1

    When my keyboard gets too dirty, I take a digital photo of the keys, pop them all off and chuck them in a bowl of soapy water. Good as new in half an hour. The photo is so I can work out where they all go back, even the obscure keys.

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  75. Re:ATTN: CMDRTACO, other posters by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

    Right: as described by me here, in an article that appeared on /. about a month ago.

  76. Product Plug by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

    I've been using the TypeMatrix EZ-2030(Dvorak) for a few years now. It's not impossible to switch back to staggered (and usually qwerty) keyboards, but there's some things I'm just so used to that I miss pretty quickly.

    The two big ones is the enter key and backspace in the center and the caps lock WAY THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. On the laptop I'm using I actually removed the caps lock and threw it away. I never use it. Ever. It's a big, dumb, mean, stupid key and it does not belong next to the A key.

    What's also nice about it over other keyboards is it's tiny and doesn't have all the extra plastic surrounding it. It doesn't always bother me but sometimes it just really helps to have the extra space around the keyboard.

    What it does sacrifice, though, is the dedicated numeric keypad. I never use that but then I don't use numbers much.

    It's also on the expensive side at about 100 dollars, but they've replaced it free for me twice (first some keys stopped working and the second time my cat knocked something heavy on it).

    OH! The absolutely most useful feature on it for me, but probably not much anyone else here, is it can convert qwerty to Dvorak through the hardware so when I take it to school with me I don't have to install the keymaps every time I log into the computer.

    Check it out, typematrix.com

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    1. Re:Product Plug by james+b · · Score: 1

      I borrowed a Typematrix 2030 for a while and really liked it - I've been watching their website for months waiting for them to get stock back in, since they say they're currently sold out.

      Actually, the one thing that wasn't perfect for me was the moved caps-lock: I like to remap caps-lock as an extra control key (like the Sun keyboards), and the double-height shift key on the 2030 means I can't do that. (I actually still used the remapped caps-lock with the 2030, because its top-center position was less of a penalty-zone than the real control keys).

  77. Switching Keyboards by FiveLights · · Score: 1

    At work I use Sun machines which have two different keyboards dependent upon which generation of Sun machine I'm using. I also use a Windows machine with a standard "Windows" keyboard. Needless to say, a lot of the "alt" types of keys are in different places. At work I moved back and forth with ease. At home I only use Windows with standard "Windows" keyboards. But one day I decided to fire up a Linux live CD. I logged in and opened a terminal window to vi something and immediately started hitting the wrong keys. I'd never used a Sn keyboard at home but as soon as I was in Linux I was all messed up.

  78. I quit key-shopping ages ago by billcopc · · Score: 1

    I realize I'm a traitor for actually hating the IBM-style keyboards, but Hey! I was never a nice guy to begin with :)

    I like quiet keyboards, actually I like quiet everything, except for my speakers. I've been OK with the mid-range Microsoft keyboards for the past decade, the ones with decent travel and a heavy base. Right now I'm on an old "Internet Keyboard Pro", and I'm quite happy with it. If and when it dies, I'll probably replace it with the closest match I can find.

    I never really saw the appeal of the Das Keyboard, the Happy Hacker or any other "programmer" keyboard. For one, I don't like the prices, and I don't have any fondness for the loud-ass heavy-sprung keyboards of the 70s and 80s. I type in excess of 175wpm, that's a shitload of clicking in my ears, 15 hours each day. I'll go deaf as I age, that's a given, but I'd rather go deaf from playing excessively loud and enjoyable music, than excessively loud keyboard clicking.

    If someone could make a silent keyboard with just barely enough spring to rest my fingers while presenting minimal keypress resistance, with a 10-year lifetime, now that I could spend a few hundred dollars on.

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  79. No, not really by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ergonomic keyboards have the keys in the positions your hands are supposed to be. It's a neutral position. There's plenty of research as to this, but really you just need to look at the position your arms and wrists take when you use one.

    As to you using a normal keyboard with no problems, well that's great, and most people can. Most of the population doesn't suffer from RSI, even when they do things improperly. However if you do, you need to deal with it, and part of that is getting ergonomic input devices.

    If you are really interested in this sort of thing, you should do some research. Most of what you know, the "mother's common knowledge" stuff is probably wrong. Like the idea that sitting up straight is the best idea. Nope. Reclining is a very healthy thing to do, and indeed the very best ergonomic chairs are made to support working in a reclined position.

    1. Re:No, not really by value_added · · Score: 1

      Ergonomic keyboards have the keys in the positions your hands are supposed to be. It's a neutral position.

      Neutral is meaningless. You're supposed to be getting stuff done, so the criteria would be, among others, natural and effective. Arms relaxed and at your sides, with the wrists relaxed and parallel to the keyboard, is about as close as you'll get.

      Reclining is a very healthy thing to do, and indeed the very best ergonomic chairs are made to support working in a reclined position.

      I own and use one of those high-priced chairs, so I'm well aware of what benefits they offer. While they do accommodate working in a reclined position, that's not to say that doing so is synonymous to working. Do you sit up when the doorbell rings or you spill that coffee, or do you shift into an even more comfortable position? I'm all for relaxation, meditation and easing tired joints and muscles, but I'm not going to agree that we should all strive for some passive womb-like work environment in which our muscles atrophy and our brains enter a a deep REM state.

      If that's your goal, I think you're trying too hard. What you really want is a good mattress.

      I'm sorry if all this discipline, structure and effort doesn't appeal to your sensibilities. You're free to dismiss it as the rantings of some Slashdot poster, but here's a tip: if you look at anyone who does anything physical professionally, you'll find not one of them advocating for more relaxed or neutral anything. Quite the opposite. Upright chairs are still the norm in orchestras (both for practice and performance), Lazyboy chairs aren't used on the ballfield or the dugout, and athletes, yoga masters and chiropracters all tend to sit and stand in a fairly erect manner.

      Mind you, the Romans did eat while reclining, but look where that got them.

    2. Re:No, not really by Wicko · · Score: 1

      Exaggerate much?

      First off, a little correction here: Your arms would be perpendicular to the keyboard and not parallel (if you mean your arms are parallel to each other then there's something very wrong with your perception of ergonomics and keyboards). I don't care who you are, using a standard keyboard is not a good idea for *anyone*. Having the keyboard tilted towards you is never proper and will damage your wrists with prolonged usage. Your arms aren't meant to bend upwards constantly. The most natural position is to bend downwards, and therefore tilting away from you is a much better idea.

      Also, having your arms come in towards the keyboard like this / \ and then having your wrists like this | | is also a terrible idea, regardless of who you are. your hands should be parallel to your arms, and many ergonomic keyboards support this. Standard keyboards do not.

      I don't particularly worry much about ergonomic chairs, although with age that may change. But I also never used to care about keyboards either, til my wrists became unbearably sore.

      If you look at anyone doing something physically professionally, you see that they don't do the same repeated action for hours and hours on end. Typing for 12 hours a day is common for me in my profession, and with my habits. Go ahead, try and tell me athletes don't have nice lazyboys waiting for them at their home.

    3. Re:No, not really by Atario · · Score: 1

      Ergonomic keyboards have the keys in the positions your hands are supposed to be. It's a neutral position. There's plenty of research as to this, but really you just need to look at the position your arms and wrists take when you use one.

      My wrists are straight when I use my non-"ergonomic" keyboard. Not bent up, or down, or inward, or outward. I don't know who's teaching people to type with their wrists bent, but they're responsible for a lot of pain.

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    4. Re:No, not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're really missing the parent's point. As I type, I'm looking at the positions of my wrists and hands and see that they are in a perfectly natural position. My fingers are compensating for the difference in angle between the straight keyboard rows and my angled hands - that's what fingers do well. After all, your fingers don't naturally make a straight line in the first place; they have to adjust to the keyboard no matter at what angle your wrists and arms are held.

    5. Re:No, not really by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I find that while natural keyboards can be useful for extended periods of typing natural languages (i.e. writing papers at university) they are not optimal for the type of work that is more typical in engineering fields, such as programming or CAD, where there are sporadic bursts of typing combined with mousing, stopping to think some bit of code through, or switching windows to run a few google queries on the problem(s). There are some engineers who go out of their way to learn a really different input device (ala the data hand for example), but most of my programing friends and I prefer the straight up standard keyboard.

  80. My Current/Favorite Keyboard by Schlage · · Score: 1

    My current keyboard, and by far my favorite of all that I've used or owned, is the Microsoft Natural Ergo Keyboard 4000.

    I know, I know. It has a hideously long name and it's from Microsoft. Ignore these things as best you can, it's really quite a nice keyboard. Obviously it is a split design, which doesn't work for a lot of people, but it's more friendly than any other split design I've tried. It's got an interesting set of ergonomics which I won't explain here because Microsoft's product page (http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/mouseandkeyboard/productdetails.aspx?pid=043) does a good job of explaining.

    For reviews, in case you don't want to bother doing a quick search, there are the following:

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,123241-page,1/article.html
    http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000400.html
    http://reviews.cnet.com/keyboards/microsoft-natural-ergonomic-keyboard/4505-3134_7-31485240.html
    http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Natural-Ergo-Keyboard-4000/dp/B000A6PPOK

    Anyway, just my little bit of input on the topic. It also should be noted that I have no experience in using this keyboard on OS X, so I suppose that this keyboard's usefulness in that context is something that those who use that OS will need to look at a bit more closely, since I can offer no input in that regard; although, it should be compatible in general as it connects via USB.

    1. Re:My Current/Favorite Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I have one of those and hate it... I went back to my original Microsoft Natural. It's nasty now and due a thorough cleaning but it works great.

  81. IBM .... washing machine? by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 0

    [no/text]

  82. Put the old keyboard in the dishwasher by whistlingtony · · Score: 1

    Run your old keyboard through the dishwasher... NO SOAP. Let it dry for a week or so. It'll work like a charm and be shiny clean again. I've done it several times without a problem. -T

  83. Is that you Hans? by StreetStealth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do these four words qualify as a bona-fide /. meme yet?

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  84. All USB keyboards are identical by DragonHawk · · Score: 4, Informative

    One problem I've noticed is that... the per keyboard mapping isn't completely effective. USB keyboards won't respect their per-keyboard mapping, from what I've seen.

    USB doesn't specify a standard way for devices to have a unique identifier. The result is that all USB devices of a given model appear identical to the host. So if you have two Das Keyboards, the host cannot tell them apart (within the world of USB).

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    1. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On linux you can get around this by using where in the usb device "tree" the keyboard is plugged into (i.e. which port - the tree remains fairly stable boot to boot on most mobos), as it provides a few different paths to the device representing the keyboard, one of which reflects which usb bus it's plugged into.

    2. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by cgoodric · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if you plugged the keyboards into two different USB ports, they would look like different devices to the host.

    3. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if you plugged the keyboards into two different USB ports, they would look like different devices to the host.

      I find that interesting, and somewhat problematic in Windows XP (and even maybe vista may suffer from this problem).

      I have a Logitech webcam, which of course, needs the logitech drivers to use. The problem is that, after I connect this camera to say, USB port A and install the drivers, I *must* always connect it to the same USB port because if I connect it to the other (a laptop with 2 usbs), Windows XP SP2 will ask for the drivers *again* and won't recognize it if they are not installed.

      Such behaviour is idiotic, I am sure it is a specific Windows problem. Fortunately, as most recent Linux distros have the drivers "preinstalled", it does not matter where you connect the camera, Linux installs and uses the drivers transparently.

      I use Windows, and get pissed about Linux because my laptop just does not work right on it (it is always something, the graphics or the wireless or the modem or whatnot...). However, the mentioned behavior of windows is plain BAD design.

      So, coming more or less on-topic. Is that related to the way USB must be handled??

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    4. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The host can by path, so long as they're not plugged into the same hub.

    5. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What I meant was, when you go to remap keys on a Mac laptop, with one USB external keyboard connected, you can remap three things.

      #1 is all keyboards, #2 is the internal keyboard, and #3 is (whatever identifier your USB keyboard has.)

      It doesn't respect any changes made to #3.

      (FWIW, when I was referring to USB keyboards not respecting mapping, the internal keyboard on pre-Intel Apple laptops is ADB.)

    6. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by dotgain · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, it's just Windows' braindead way of handling it. Consider yourself lucky it doesn't ask you if you're sure you want to overwrite the existing drivers with the exact same files every time you plug in. Consider yourself even luckier that it doesn't just do it every single time, even when you're plugged into the same ports.

      The workaround, of course, is to label the USB ports you use for Keyboard and Mouse on WinXP machines. If the machine is still booting, it's usually more than a minute before you can use your keyboard and mouse if you've swapped their ports. Look on the bright side, at least if the system shits on its own drivers by crashing while overwriting them, at least you'll be able to get them back again, all thanks to the same bug/feature!

      Just another step in being able to source the problem, AND the solution, all from one Vendor, while still leaving the road clear for per-Keyboard licencing.

      No, not bitter.

    7. Re:All USB keyboards are identical by jfim · · Score: 1

      USB doesn't specify a standard way for devices to have a unique identifier. The result is that all USB devices of a given model appear identical to the host.

      Wrong. USB specifies the mechanism for obtaining a device's unique serial number through the iSerialNumber field of the standard device descriptor. (See section "9.6.1 Device" of the USB2 spec, available at http://www.usb.org/developers/docs/)

      However, it is not a mandatory part of the spec. For example, some cheaper joysticks do not have a unique serial number and Windows will generate a synthetic serial number based on the port into which the device is plugged into. This is also why plugging a device into another port may trigger the "Windows has finished installing drivers for your new device", even though the device had been previously connected to another port.

      I sure hope that at that kind of price, they're at least burning some unique serial number into the USB controller.

  85. Control or the way the lisp machine did it by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    Remap it to backspace. Or anything else you'd use commonly -- it's prime real estate on the keyboard, and remapping software gives you the option to use it for whatever you like. It's a great opportunity to improve your keyboard quite a bit.

  86. the midas touch by chawry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These days, my favorite is the gold touch keyboard from key ovation. It has very good feel and travel (though without the m-series clicks), a highly adjustable, split, ergonomic design, windows meta keys that exist but are placed out of the way in the left corner, and no bulky number pad. I've been typing on one for years now, and I can never go back!

    1. Re:the midas touch by chawry · · Score: 1

      oh, and it also has both mac and pc versions, so the author will never have the mac config problem mentioned w/ das!

  87. Kinesis RULES! by marcbilb · · Score: 1

    For ultimate, functionality, comfort, programability, the Kinesis Classic is hands-down the keyboard of choice. The last one I had was in daily use for just over 12 years. The only reason I had to finally let it go to pasture was that it had a PS/2 connector - my new Kinesis is USB. It too sports two USB connectors, but it has a MAC and Windows key, and fully programmable. It may take you a few hours to get used to the different keyboard layout but well worth it - if you're not a touch typist and still 'hunt-and-peck' forget it. If you do the math 6cents a day for this keyboard is well worth it in comfort, eye-candy, and typing speed.

  88. Loud hardware by DragonHawk · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was under the impression the dot matrix printers of the 1980's were the loudest most annoying peices of computer equipment ever created.

    You obviously never saw a daisy-wheel or golf-ball printer in action. Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump click-whir thump thump thump...

    My first DMP was quiet in comparison.

    /me waits for someone with an ASR-33 to jump into the thread...

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    1. Re:Loud hardware by LizardKing · · Score: 1

      Daisy wheel and golf ball? They're not loud when compared to a barrel printer. We had one at the place I started my programming career, where it was used to print invoices. It was so loud that it had its own room and an acoustic hood (a fibre glass lid lined with several centimetres of sound proofing material). When the printer was finally decommissioned I reused the acoustic hood to cover my Atari megafile,which is the loudest hard drive I've ever known.

    2. Re:Loud hardware by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Or a band printer... we had an IBM "band" printer at one place I worked. Well, they weren't that noisy, unless you printed with one of the covers open... but then... WOW!!!! The insides had enough foam padding/soundproofing to make a mattress out of.

  89. Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My old keyboard was so crusted up with junk from years of self-abuse that I found myself. . .

    There. Fixed that for you.

  90. What are the key switches like? by sttlmark · · Score: 1

    How much force is required for a keystroke on the Das? I've tried both a Unicomp Model M clone and a CVT Avant Prime. The buckling springs in the Unicomp are a little too stiff for my delicate little hands, whereas the ALPS switches in the Avant feel a little too loose. Overall the CVT Avant Prime is the best keyboard I've ever used, but I'd love to find a key switch with resistance somewhere between the buckling spring and the ALPS.

  91. New Mac Keyboard by FanBoom · · Score: 1

    The new thin Mac Keyboards are absolutely amazing! After using this keyboard all day, I actually find it tiring to type on a laptop.

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  92. so yeah... by lpzie · · Score: 0

    I tppk a blade ro my keyboaes anf now I hacw a Das Profwaaional.

  93. If it's too loud, you're too old! by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Model M = The most annoying keyboard ever created. ...it is the loudest most obnoxious piece of computer equipment ever created.

    Heretic! Like the bumper sticker says, If it's too loud, you're too old! Granted, I don't think they were talking about keyboards, but the principle stands.

    (This was typed on my IBM 13H6705, which is basically a Model M with an integrated pointing-stick. Lets me manipulate the "mouse" pointer without taking my hands off the keyboard. Mmmmm... clicky.)

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  94. Re:ATTN: CMDRTACO, other posters by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dude, if there's one person in the world who you can prove conclusively does *not* read Slashdot, at all, it's CmdrTaco. (And the other editors.)

  95. It's like Apple read your mind... by petard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They introduced per-keyboard control of the modifiers in OS X 10.5. If yours and CmdrTaco's comments are any indicator, though, they did not make this easy enough to find.

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    1. Re:It's like Apple read your mind... by argent · · Score: 1

      They introduced per-keyboard control of the modifiers in OS X 10.5.

      This will be useful information when, at some point in the future, I upgrade to 10.5 and/or 10.6.

      Perhaps they will finally have general input remapping and event handling in 10.7 or 10.8.

  96. I cannot believe they have guts to charge $130 by $criptah · · Score: 1

    I have looked at those keyboards in the past and I cannot believe that this company has guts to charge $130 for a keyboard that is not even ergonomic.

    Why would anybody who spends a lot of time typing buy something that costs so much without offering any benefits? Yeah, it looks slick. So does any other keyboard that costs more than $10. Volume controls, etc. are becoming a commodity on most keyboards nowadays. So what am I paying for? The same goes to Apple with its innovative (cough) bluetooth keyboard that costs $80. Can't use that thing for more than 10 minutes.

    Want to sell a keyboard for $100? Do the following:

    Make it ergonomic. There is no reason not to do it. People have not been born to use keyboards, so make a product that is easy to use.

    Make it easy to clean. Keyboards are freaking filthy. No ergonomic designs offer a method for easy cleaning.

    Reduce the noise level.

    Replace the defunct numeric key pad with a track ball so I don't have to reach out anytime I want to use my trackball/mouse on the table.

    Then I'll buy the keyboard :)

  97. Can't be the best keyboard out there... by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

    Even from a cursory (get it!?) glance, with that tumor at the top right where the USB hub goes; you can't shove it up against a flat surface without canting. Bzzzt.

    KeS

  98. It can't be the best keyboard in the world by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    as it has a key with a windows logo on it.

  99. It might be sexy, cool, and hip... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    but if it's not wireless, it's a complete waste of time, not to mention a nightmarish assault on style.

    Wires are out, remember?

  100. Matias tactile pro has volume control keys by AnotherDaveB · · Score: 1

    The Matias Tactile Pro keyboard is much the same thing, a clickety-clackety mechanical switches keyboard, but it does have the volume control keys the reviewer missed in the Das Keyboard.

    1. Re:Matias tactile pro has volume control keys by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the Matias Tactile Pro suffers from other issues, IMHO.

      I bought one a while back, thinking it was the perfect solution for my Mac. (The clear plastic with white keys complimented my Mac really well, and the key-caps were labeled with Mac-specific information too.)

      But the letters started wearing off of mine, after only 2-3 months of use. After "A" was all gone and the top part of "S" was coming off, I did a warranty exchange for another one. (Matias tech. support claimed they had a bad production run of some keyboards where this happened.) The replacement did the same thing. This time, Matias sent me a 3rd. replacement without even asking for the old one back (which was good!), but a plastic "foot" on the 3rd. one snapped off after a couple months, so I was unable to raise the keyboard up at an angle to type comfortably on it. I tried opening it to clean some grit out of it too, and the clear plastic case developed several small cracks from snapping it apart.

      My conclusion was, the Tactile Pro *would* have been my ideal Mac keyboard, but it needed a better quality of case construction and better QC for the keycap printing process.

    2. Re:Matias tactile pro has volume control keys by AnotherDaveB · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear about the quality issues. These days I use a laptop, but the media pro keyboard that came with my G3 iMac remains my favourite, and the Matias looked like a super substitute now that Apple no longer offer it.

  101. Best Keyboard for unix geek... by mritunjai · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Best Keyboard for unix geek... is a Sun Type 7

    Reasons:
    * Damn good tactile feedback
    * Heavy
    * Has 15 (yes fifteen) extra function keys
    * Dedicated meta, compose and alt-graph keys.
    * 3 USB Ports (on top, not sides), including a hidden one for mouse.
    * Comes in a variety of native layouts
        - Traditional PC
        - UNIX (American)
        - UNIX (British)

    Country kit is $70 and comes with a keyboard and (a damn good ambidextrous) mouse. Choose carefully. Part numbers are google away.

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    1. Re:Best Keyboard for unix geek... by mknewman · · Score: 1

      I agree, I'm on a Type 7 right now and love it. I use it on a PC and Unix via a switchbox. I liked mine so much I bought one for home. Unfortunately my switchbox at home isn't happy about using a USB keyboard with old large barrel type DIN type keyboard connectors on all of my motherboards. I haven't found an adapter that will properly translate it. Any recommendations?

    2. Re:Best Keyboard for unix geek... by onyx · · Score: 1

      Any idea how well the type 7 works with OS X?

    3. Re:Best Keyboard for unix geek... by zsau · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the only Sun mice worth using was the type 5. It has space between the buttons to rest your fingers so that you don't accidentally click buttons when you're not clicking, but still moving the mouse around. I'm using one today. But ugly, no scroll wheel and not optical. I used it "just because" one day and I've been devoted ever since.

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    4. Re:Best Keyboard for unix geek... by zsau · · Score: 1

      I've used a type 5c (with USB adaptor) and type 6 with OS X and they've worked perfectly fine. I can't imagine a type 7 would be any different. It's worth noting that like Mac keyboards they have real volume keys and the command (meta) key besides spacebar, so they're probably perfect for it. (You miss an eject key though, as it's replaced by power.)

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  102. Matias Tactile Pro by bcjanes · · Score: 1

    If you really love the mechanical keyswitches and want a Mac Friendly layout, I'd recommend the Matias Tactile Pro: http://matias.ca/tactilepro/ I've had one for 4 years now and absolutely love the beast. Won't solve your usb port on the side problem though.

    It's been replaced by the tactile pro 2 http://matias.ca/tactilepro2/ which I have no experience with, but If it's anything like the original it would be a great keyboard.

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  103. Alt key? by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

    In the pictures, the alt key is next to the space bar where it belongs. Where did you want them to put it?

  104. Alps keyswitches by ejasons · · Score: 1

    I couldn't find out from their site -- does anyone know whether this uses the Alps keyswitches? Or, at the very least, feels like it.

    Many years ago, I paid $159 for an Apple Extended Keyboard II, and it is the best keyboard that I have ever used, and I'd love to find another with similar feel.

    I guess that, like Emacs vs. Vi and other, similar continual arguments, the "IBM Model M" versus Alps is another personal preference, probably tied to whichever one used first...

  105. Keyboard cleaning tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An important feature of a good keyboard is that it is easily cleaned... After some time, my keyboards gets covered with some disgusting filthy finger-slime yuck... On some keyboards (mainly the bigger microsoft ones) you can unscrew the full top plastic cover and turn it upside down - without having the keys fall out in a 100-piece pile... Now since keys&top cover is only plastic - you can wash it up it like you clean any plastic kitchen gear, let it dry, put it back on the bottom plate with the electronics - Brand new fresh keyboard!

  106. IBM 3278 keyboard - At 11 pounds... by my_left_nut · · Score: 1

    This hands-down has to be my favorite keyboard, ever.
    No inane "volume" and "www" keys, and no CTRL-ALT-DEL nonsense. When you typed on it, you knew that the EBCDIC it emitted had enough 'umph' to make it at least all the way to the 3274 controller it was attached to, and maybe even all the way from there to the big mainframe in the machine room.
    And most definitely heavy. I think there's probably about as much metal in it as a Toyota Prius. I often think that it'd be interesting to get one of these and modify it to use as a standard USB or ps/2 keyboard.
    This would sink "Das Keyboard" in a millisecond.

  107. If you can't move the caps lock, I'm out by Omnius · · Score: 1

    No keyboard with the stupid, useless, caps lock key in the prime position (next to your pinky) is the "best" keyboard. No way in hell. If you can't dynamically move the keys *in the keyboard* so that the keyboard works identically across all of my computers (Linux AND Windows) through a keyboard switch, then it sucks.

    I use the Avant Stellar, which allows me to remap any key I want IN THE KEYBOARD so no matter where I use it the keys are where I want them to be, not where some designer put them on a typewriter 40 years ago and scores of engineer sheep since have simply left them there rather than growing a pair!

    The Avant Stellar comes with extra keys in the "strange" sizes to allow me to move the bigger keys like Control, Caps Lock, etc. It has 24 "function" keys, tactile feedback, and a metal back plate not chintzy plastic.

    My only complaint with it is that they have yet to come out with a USB version of the keyboard (it's PS/2) which is annoying since I have to use a PS/2 to USB converter and my 8-port MiniView doesn't like it as well as a "real" USB keyboard.

    1. Re:If you can't move the caps lock, I'm out by Omnius · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the keys on the keyboard have the letters injection molded into the key caps, not just printed on, so no matter how hard you try you can't rub off the printing.

      As an aside, I don't know why people would want a keyboard without letters on it. I don't look at them, but occasionally someone uses my computer who doesn't know where every key is. Why punish them? It's not like the printing gets in the way of my typing...

    2. Re:If you can't move the caps lock, I'm out by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, your prized Avant does almost the exact same thing you chastize other keyboards for:

      not where some designer put them on a typewriter 40 years ago and scores of engineer sheep since have simply left them there rather than growing a pair!

      It keeps those same, stupid Windoze keys that some idiotic "designer" (probably a marketer actually) at Microsoft put them 13 years ago, rather than growing a pair and omitting them. Sure, maybe you could remap them, but they're still in the way, and it causes the Ctrl and Alt keys to be the wrong size. My trusty Model M doesn't have those awful keys at all.

    3. Re:If you can't move the caps lock, I'm out by Omnius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it does, but you can remove them and assign those keys to anything, including a macro, or you could assign them to nothing.

  108. Help! Need a 101 keyboard! by kil3r · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know where I could get a real, original, plain 101 qwerty keyboard? Without those annoying (to say the least) windows keys? I'm used to hit the spacebar with my right thumb and microsoft keys destroyed my ability to utilize keyboard. I have a a number of old keybords with DIN plug, which I connect through DIN->PS2 and PS2->USB converters but I'm afraid it won't run with next generation interface. Does anyone out in the world produce the real, 101 keyboard with USB connector?!?!?

  109. So essentially... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You are smarter than Taco?

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  110. Northgate Omnikey Ultra by msslc3 · · Score: 1

    No one has mentioned my favorite keyboard of all time: the Northgate Omnikey Ultra. I could set the control key to the left of the A key. There was a second set of F keys in a double row on the left side. The return key was big and so was the backspace key. There was a dedicated asterisk * key underneath the right shift key. And it clicked. Here is a picture: http://www.northgate-keyboard-repair.com/ultra.jpg

    This was a typist's keyboard. The keys were even color coded for WordPerfect functions. There was a utility included to remap the keyboard. I bought several but after years of intensive use they are now all gone to keyboard heaven.

    1. Re:Northgate Omnikey Ultra by Omnius · · Score: 1

      Why speak in the past tense. This exact keyboard with a little improvement exists. Read my comment here about the Avant Stellar. It used to be imported by Northgate computers as the Omnikey and is now imported by CVT. Also, Google "avant stellar"

  111. Dear Fellow User of the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Fellow User of the Internet,

    Please refrain from linking to Gizmodo or Engadget!

    Thanks,
    The Rest of the Internet.

  112. Space Cadet Keyboard by Trull · · Score: 1

    You young pups...perhaps some investigation might reveal this mighty kb:

    http://world.std.com/~jdostale/kbd/SpaceCadet.html

      Some interesting things to note about this keyboard:

            * The Macro key for keyboard macro processing separate from any particular application. In the end, macros were really only supported by specific programs like the editor, making a separate key less necessary.
            * Terminal, System, and Network keys for controlling each of several layers of communications stack between the user and their applications.
            * Roman numeral I thru IV, for quick interaction with menu-like lists of four or fewer choices.
            * Four bucky keys: Ctrl, Meta, Super, and Hyper.
            * Top and Greek shifts. Greek might also have been called Front. Notice that there are legends on the front of the keys. In addition to a dizzying array of parens, brackets, and brockets, the complete APL character set appears on this keyboard (but not in the standard APL layout, of course).
            * Unshifted colon key.
            * Thumbs- up, down, left, and right keys. It was never quite clear whether these were for answering yes/no questions or for navigation. In the groups that used this keyboard, there was a cultural aversion to arrow keys. To be honest, I'm not sure why any more.
            * A Repeat key. Again, there was a cultural bias against auto-repeat and this was seen as a compromise.
            * A nice big Help key, which unfortunately did not do as much as it probably should have.
            * Rubout to the left of the home row, as on the Knight keyboard.

    You know it makes sense!

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  113. Not to mention... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    That it is the WIN key.

    Although... some claim that it is made of pure FAIL.

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  114. Gross, Taco by statemachine · · Score: 2, Informative

    My old keyboard was so crusted up with junk from years of abuse that I found myself struggling to depress most of the keys on the left side.

    It's not hard to keep a keyboard reasonably clean. Here's what I do that helps:
    1) turn keyboard upside down and rap it a few times -- do this over a trash can (or an easily wiped surface if you want to see how effective it is).
    2) canned/compressed air to force out the rest
    3) wet-wipe or damp paper towel w/ a little windex to wipe the fingerprint buildup off the keys
    And you don't even need to do this that often.

    The only things that kill my keyboards are static electricity and obsolete plugs.

    1. Re:Gross, Taco by bugs+longa · · Score: 1

      My cat keeps my keyboard (and my mouse) both clean and warm.

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  115. Teletype ASR33 . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    http://www.vintage-computer.com/asr33.shtml . . . ah, the crisp, light touch . . . 7-bit ASCII paper tape on the side . . . made a racket like a meth'ed up Bart Simpson playing Whack-a-Mole . . . easy repairs with household scotch tape . . .

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    1. Re:Teletype ASR33 . . . by Technician · · Score: 1

      The tactile feedback is great on those. With a slow RTTY or serial setting, they would lock keys until the earlier keypress is scanned and encoded. You don't have to wait for the Cowboy Neil whoa messages on Slashdot.

      These were a great improvement over the Model 28 which was 5 bit. The shift in and shift out were a pain and a missing shift for punctuation and back created a bunch of gibberish. WITH ONE OF THEM IT WAS HARD TO LOG INTO LINUX AS THERE IS NO LOWERCASE,

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  116. Best Keyboards Don't Ruin Your Body by Myopic · · Score: 1

    I won't even consider a claim that a keyboard is "the best" if it doesn't even do the bare minimum of arranging the keys according to the needs of human beings. Basically, that means putting the keys into columns (not staggered -- what species have staggered fingers?) and splitting the keys according to placement of the hands.

    If you don't split your keys and put them in columns, then you haven't even scratched your way out of the "bland copy cat keyboard" category.

    To be fair, there are extremely few keyboard makers which meet that minimum standard.

    After the bare minimum, my next requests are: get rid of the useless number pad, add a shift key for symbols and put symbols on all the letter keys (FingerWorks did this and it was awesome), and find some way or another to integrate a mouse into the keyboard without ruining the keyboard, which is a difficult but not impossible task.

    1. Re:Best Keyboards Don't Ruin Your Body by num42 · · Score: 1

      ..., and find some way or another to integrate a mouse into the keyboard without ruining the keyboard, which is a difficult but not impossible task.

      err you mean like this? http://www.fingerworks.com/ST_product.html

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    2. Re:Best Keyboards Don't Ruin Your Body by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's pretty much what I'm talking about. Did you see in my post where I mentioned Fingerworks? I have that exact keyboard you linked to, and it's pretty great, but it could be better, and besides it's not even produced anymore (and hasn't been in years).

      That keyboard is extremely awesome at doing every type of computer input... except for typing. I know that sounds dumb, but doing things like window management, mousing, giving commands: all that stuff is easy and natural with that keyboard. But typing is a lot easier with real keys/buttons.

      So, really what I want is a split-key keyboard with keys in columns and a mouse area in between the keys -- and with a symbol-shift key, too. Got a link to something like that?

  117. Re:If you're running Vista... by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    Win + U (and a little hacking) gives you a command prompt with system level privilege.

  118. I had to get rid of one of these keyboards... by tt465857 · · Score: 1

    A loooong time ago--we are talking early 90's here--I had a PC that came with a buckling spring keyboards. At the time I didn't think much of it because they were still fairly common. I had seen the membrane style keyboards that were becoming increasingly popular (or at least widespread) and didn't like their feel.

    Then I went off to college and got shoved into a 120 sq. ft. dorm room that I had to share with a somewhat temperamental roommate.

    I thought my roommate and I were getting along pretty well until I happened to spy a note he was writing to a friend about me... He basically said I was driving him crazy because I "typed like there was no tomorrow, i.e. loudly". I never considered myself a loud typist (and compared to other buckling spring keyboards I was pretty quiet) but my roommate was apparently unfamiliar with mechanical keyboards and thus assumed I was blasting away on a regular one! I can't say that our relationship improved very much after I bought a new keyboard, but I quickly learned that buckling spring keyboards are to be enjoyed in private :)

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  119. USB video editting by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Seriously Taco, do you edit video every day to the point where you a) had to mention it and b) the placement of the USB connectors killed it for you?

    Nice to sound 1337 and all 2.0, but give it a rest. I'm sure if it had an Apple logo on it, you would have eventually returned it all sticky.

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  120. My keyboards and typing styles. by antdude · · Score: 1

    From one of my blogs:

    At work and in the past from female co-workers who sit near me hate my typings since they're loud and sometimes fast. One of them instant messaged (IM'ed) me this morning:

    [11:48] co-worker: what r u doing????
    [11:48] co-worker: ur so loud
    [11:49] antd00d: bah typing duh!
    [11:49] antd00d: don't make me type LOUDER
    [11:49] co-worker: keep it down
    [11:49] antd00d: NO!
    [11:49] co-worker: :-P
    [11:49] antd00d: haha

    A few weeks ago, another one said "Stop killing/abusing your keyboard!" Bah, I say! Computer geeks love these clicky keyboards. I noticed all females non-computer geeks hate clicy keyboards. Hmm! I hate soft keyboards though and I can't type well with them. :(

    A few years ago, another woman said similiar thing and suggested I get a soft keyboard. WHATEVER!!

    I need to get one of those old, steel, IBM keyboards (Model M) to drive them even more annoyed. Currently I just use the cheap generic ones and from Dell. They're old too and still work. One of my college friends said that I type like a machine gun. :)

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    1. Re:My keyboards and typing styles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are to geeks what a 19 year old asian boy with a loud exhaust is to car enthusiasts. Here's a hint: it's not faster because it's louder. It's just annoying, and you're just an asshat.

    2. Re:My keyboards and typing styles. by antdude · · Score: 1

      I can prove I type faster when louder. I type hard. If I type soft, then I am slower.

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  121. Summary by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wah wah wah! I'm a whiny mac user and I don't like a keyboard that windows users do.

  122. MOD PARENT UP by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    I was going to ask the same question (in incredulous tone) - "keyboard enthusiast"?

              Brett

  123. cool, but is there a "natural" arrangement? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to have a good tactile keyboard again, but my wrists have become addicted to the "natural" (split keyboard) layout. Any of these tactile keyboards have that configuration?

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  124. obligatory HG2TG reference by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    It's your standard issue keyboard for alien spaceships. That way if some pesky earthling manages to get to your ship's bridge and tries to make a getaway, shut off the self-destruct, keep the ship from heading straight into a nearby star, etc., he'll wind up looking that much more stupid trying to figure everything out.

    "It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me. I mean, when you try and operate one of these weird black controls which are labelled in black on a black background, a small black light lights up black to tell you you've done it. What is this? Some kind of intergalactic hyper-hearse?" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

  125. ThinkPad keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best keyboards I've ever used - bar none - are those on the IBM ThinkPads. They beat any desktop keyboard for tactile response and they have the TrackPoint, the best mouse ever invented.

    1. Re:ThinkPad keyboards by xx01dk · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. I much prefer the keyboard on my old T40p to the one on my new T60. The newer one is definitely softer-feeling, yet stiffer somehow. I have been meaning to see if they were compatible so I could swap them out...

      Not a big fan of the nipple though. I love me some touchpad, and I tend to crank up the speed as well. Nobody at work likes using my laptop, which is the way I likes it.

      Cheers~

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    2. Re:ThinkPad keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't beat my desktop keyboard: the IBM Travel keyboard is a standard USB keyboard version of the Thinkpad keyboard. And it includes the trackpoint.

    3. Re:ThinkPad keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I have a USB version of a ThinkPad keyboard and a ThinkPad keyboard in my laptop, and I would not give them up for anything. I didn't like the clitmouse when I first got my laptop, but since it lacks any other pointing device, I learned to use it and now I love it dearly.

  126. Mac users should try the Matias tactile pro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought one for $120 a couple of years ago, and have not looked back.
    It's designed specifically as a replacement for the Mac keyboard that came with the pre-aluminum iMac, and consequently supports all the mac button + a recessed power button.

    Like the daskeyboard it's noisy but well worth it.

  127. KDE by antdude · · Score: 1

    I binded my Winkeys for K's Start Menu in the past, but it caused problems with VirtualBox with Windows XP Pro. SP2 guest. KDE and it fought. One time, it made my X not respond correctly. Killing failed to fix it. I had to reboot Linux/Debian. :(

    I had no problems with VMware Workstation v5 with Windows 2000 SP4 guest.

    Has anyone had this problem before or know how to fix it?

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  128. Lose the keypad not the arrow keys. by pavon · · Score: 1

    All that extra bulk on the right side of a 104 keyboard has the effect of either pushing the main part of the keyboard to the left (increasing wrist strain) or pushing the mouse further to the right (real fun to reach for it, you know...)

    Amen. The problem is that I really do use the arrow keys and the home / end keys a lot, especially in windows. I mean in most linux apps you can get by without them (Ctrl f,b,p,n,a,e are fairly universal), but in Windows it just isn't possible.

    I find that whenever I use a compact keyboard, after I get used to the layout it is fine so long as it is the only keyboard I use. And in some cases I prefer the different layout (like the ctrl key). But if I have to use any other computers/keyboards regularly then the slight differences just slow me down too much.

    I really wish I could find a keyboard that ditched the keypad (or moved it to the left) but kept the standard arrangement for all the other keys.

    1. Re:Lose the keypad not the arrow keys. by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I really wish I could find a keyboard that ditched the keypad (or moved it to the left) but kept the standard arrangement for all the other keys.

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  129. Why do you need a "Dvorak version"? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    There's something odd to me about someone who would use a Dvorak keyboard layout, the benefits of which only exist if you are a touch-typist, and someone who needs to have the key caps printed with the Dvorak layout.

    I use a normal keyboard (Model M of course), and it is made Dvorak through key mapping. And since when the computer boots, it's in qwerty not dvorak, I actually need the qwerty keymaps more than I would ever need the dvorak ones!

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  130. Nobody uses the fucking numpad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but this keyboard has the same problems most keyboards do:

    * It's far too wide, especially out on the right side where your mouse goes. The advantages of a narrow keyboard with the mouse right there beside it far out way any benefits a numeric keypad has.

    * Loud clacking keys? Um, no. It's the tactile feedback that makes it feel good, not the noise.

    * It's straight and flat. Can you say RSI?

  131. New keyboard? by Larryish · · Score: 0

    What are these "new keyboards" of which you speak?

    I have been using the same IBM KB-7953 since the late 90's and it works great. Nice feel, easy typing, and the keys are seated inside 1/4" ridges to keep minor spills out of the way. The keycaps come off easily for cleaning out beard hair and crumbs.

    Used to have 2 of them, but one of them succumbed to a severe Jack-n-Coke incident a few years back.

  132. The scorpius appears to be shite by Kattspya · · Score: 2, Informative

    Look at the amazon reviews. All of them complain about the manufacturing and one of them even have some pictures up which look horrifying. I could solder a lot better than that!

    http://www.parkoz.com/zboard/view.php?id=my_album&no=51766

    1. Re:The scorpius appears to be shite by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Can't say I've had any problems with mine. Had it for over a year, and still no problems. This review speaks very favourably of it, and even shows some pictures of it disassembled. Doesn't show any soldering problems from what I can see.

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  133. Re:Loud hardware? That's nothing! by clintp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Daisy wheel and golf ball? They're not loud when compared to a barrel printer.

    Barrel printer? They're not loud when compared to a chain printer. Until 1992 we had an IBM-1403 that we kept around just for re-printing the source code books every month.

    (Yes, we kept the source code printed out for taking support calls in the programming department. It was easier to page through the source in book form to find out why things happened than to find the right floppy disks, load up the code, load up the editor, and then page through at 24x80... Documentation? Pffft! Spec? Pshaw!)

    We had an upper-case only chain, though. So mixed-case text was always a bit of a puzzle to figure out. Fortunately the programming language was case insensitive.

    Even the linefeed/pagefeed was loud.

    PS: And don't fuck up the linefeed/carriage return sequence. At 75 inches / second a bad print job could ruin a box of paper in a few minutes.

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  134. About a year ago, I gave my keyboard a drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since then, I've been using a razer Tarrantula, as I won vouchers in a local tech shop and had to use them. It's a fine keyboard, as far as the feel of it goes, and thusfar I've found most of the functions of it quite useful. The rotate/zoom/reset zoom keys on the left are never used, as that's mouse and modifiers in Photoshop etc, but the browser and media keys are small but reachable. Profile switching is a godsend in some games, macro-capable keys at the side see extensive use in many applications. Biggest con is that it's big, there's a good inch on each side more than the average keyboard, so don't use it on a small desk. The keys above the arrows are rearranged, delete is larger, home and end are above it and pgup/dn are vertically arranged on its right. Scroll Lock has been relegated to above the numpad with Insert, break and printscreen, where you can't knock them. Scroll Lock is currently mapped to "F5" to go with my browser set of macros on the right macro keys. It's an expensive thing (£70 or so when I got it), so don't buy it just because you want a new keyboard.

  135. Sun keyboards are the best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've got 'props'.

  136. Aside: Right handers should use the left hand ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to operate the mouse. Seriously, look at your workspace. I'll bet that you have a lot more useful mouse space on the left than on the right. Opposite hand mousing is very convenient and you'll be able to adapt in about an hour. (Hint, use the configuration software to swap the mouse buttons or it will drive you crazy.)

    And, please, everyone lobby the mouse makers to offer left handed versions of those nice ergonomic designs.

  137. Re:You can set OS X modifier keys for diff keyboar by ravenink · · Score: 1

    And should you be running Tiger or earlier it is pretty trivial to set something up to toggle the key mappings for you. For example, on my laptop with Tiger I use a small applescript (which I can send if anyone needs) and Marco Polo(which is freaking awesome software). Marco Polo detects when my laptop is plugged into a USB keyboard and triggers the applescript that changes the key bindings.

  138. Best keyboard ever... by TrailerTrash · · Score: 1

    was the VT-240 by DEC. It came in amber phosphor, which gave me good geek cred in the early 80's while coding in VAX FORTRAN. I could map batch files into user-definable keys, so I could compile, link and execute in one click. Awesome.

    The keyboard was a dream. I've never since figured how to adapt it to a PS/2 or USB port to use in the PC world (just the keyboard, not the sweet sweet amber monitor). USD$100 to anyone who can sell me an adaptor, plus parts and shipping. I have a VT-420 (not VT-240) laying around, with it's parent MicroVAX, just in case anyone comes up with one...

  139. Keytronic Ergoforce KT 2001 by Zarhan · · Score: 1

    I'm a longtime fan of sorts of this one. The "ergoforce" concept actually works and makes typing feel nice (idea is that keys that are pressed with index finger require more force than the ones pressed with your little finger).

    Problem: I cannot find these anywhere anymore - at least not in Europe. No hope in getting the Finnish/Swedish keyboard layout (I've searched around) but it seems that they are not anywhere anymore. Some webstores have them in listings and usually always out of stock.

    So: What's a good keyboard that would have similar ergonomic feel (I *hate* MS Natural keyboards with their "split" design - and Logitech seems to have their keyboards full of crap), would have the standard AT/E IBM layout (that my brain has been hardwired to over the years), no fancy multimedia keys, and QUIET.

    Das Keyboard would be very interesting but the noise drives me away from it.

  140. Razer Lycosa by LentoMan · · Score: 1

    Get a Razer Lycosa, unscrew the wrist-rest and throw it away, turn off the back light and you have das ultimate keyboard.

  141. review of mediocre hardware by LS · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Front page news on Slashdot! A piece of mediocre hardware in a category that hasn't been really improved upon in decades. The reviewer doesn't even like it that much, so why even post the article in the first place? What else are we to see in the future? "Hey guys, read my review on this average-ass USB hub". WHY?

    Slashvertisement, that's why....

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  142. Re:Aside: Right handers should use the left hand . by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    I've done this for a number of years, but I haven't found the need to swap the buttons. This way it's also convenient for the occasional guest users.

    I feel like there's a whole philosophy behind this ingenious idea of mousing with the 'wrong' hand. A lot of things are designed for the right hand, the right sides of devices, while most people have two fully functional hands. I find it really empowering to use the keyboard and the mouse at the same time, and being right-handed the only way for me is to type with the right. For example, web surfing with the arrow/pgup/pgdn keys on the right side, convenient for the right hand.

    Incidentally, if you're right-handed, your left hand is more closely connected with the spatially-oriented brain hemisphere. Thus it's the natural hand to use with the mouse. But with this 'designed for right hand' world around you, using your left hand for something precise will feel really awkward at first. It probably helps if you play the guitar or keyboards, for example.

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  143. work requirement by Danzigism · · Score: 1

    All of my fellow employees and myself use the Das Keyboard while at the office. My boss made it a requirement that all technicians use it haha. It was a bit challenging at first, mostly due to the number row for when you type in passwords, but you get the hang of it rather quickly. I thoroughly enjoy using it nowadays. I love the loud clacky keys and it's always a crowd pleaser when visitors are checking out the office space. Overall, I wish it was about 75% cheaper because that is what it's worth. I love the mechanical keys and the whole idea, however I love my $8.00 Keytronic USB keyboard just as much.

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  144. I thought Das Keyboard had been out for years by Zorque · · Score: 1

    I remember looking at one back in high school, and I'm close to graduating from college. So I'm not really sure why this is news, I guess.

  145. IBM USB Ultranav keyboard by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

    Buy one of these. They're excellent.
    http://www.amazon.com/IBM-USB-Keyboard-UltraNav-31P8950/dp/B00009APTK

    I use the internal trackpoint for most navigation, and relegate the external mouse to graphic design.
    Much quicker, since you don't have to context-switch to use the mouse.w

  146. Who cares about n00bish mac users? by Crass+Spektakel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ok, you have the right to buy an overhyped, gaudy mac running a dull unix with some standard unix applets and pay ten times more than for a standard linux system running exactly the same applications.

    And I have the right to call you n00bish. But well, maybe your ego just needs some external extension to your self respect ;-)

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  147. Mac users don't buy Das Keyboards.. by caveat · · Score: 1

    We've had our very own high-quality mechanical keyboards for years now, and they even come with the Apple and volume/CD keys! My Matias Tactile Pro is going on four years old and nary a hiccup; my Apple-branded membranes were lucky to last four MONTHS.

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  148. USB ports vs root hubs by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Ah, but if you plugged the keyboards into two different USB ports, they would look like different devices to the host.

    That isn't quite correct. USB bus topology has no concept of "ports". There are hubs and there are end-points. The OS can differentiate between devices based on the path to the hub they are connected to, but not the port on the hub.

    For hosts with multiple USB ports, there is this concept of the "root hub". If you've only got two ports on your host, chances are each port is connected to the same root hub. Hosts with more ports typically gang ports together into a smaller number of root hubs. So if you've got 6 USB host ports, they might be distributed among 3 root hubs. The host OS will generally be able to differentiate between root hubs, but not ports.

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  149. Sink and brush. Easy. by dbIII · · Score: 1
    I pulled apart a failing MS Natural keyboard (made by Logitech I think) which had three paper clips inside bridging between keys and enough breadcrumbs to coat a piece of fish. The keys, membrane and case went into the sink for a bit of a scrub. After drying it out I put in the easily removable board and it worked. Quite a few keyboards are easily disassembled.

    The hard bit is not to feel sick about the quantity of crud inside the keyboard - especially other people's skin flakes and hair. For a cruel trick on coworkers (as seen on xkcd) get them to hold their keyboard at arms length and slowly raise it abover their head while keeping the keys in sight.

  150. Windows Plug-and-Play + USB by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Is that related to the way USB must be handled??

    No, that is an artifact of how Windows does hardware.

    When a device becomes known to Windows, it gets "enumerated". This basically means it gets a registry key somewhere (it will be under HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Enum if you want to poke around). That yields a "device instance ID", which uniquely identifies that bit of hardware and how it's connected to the system. (Important if you've got two of something. Like, say, two identical model hard drives.) Drivers get bound to enumerated instances.

    As I mentioned, USB doesn't uniquely identify individual units. Models, yes, but not units. (In other words, USB can tell a Logitech MX70 from a Logitech MX50, but it can't tell the difference between two Logitech MX70's.) This makes USB bus enumeration somewhat non-deterministic. Combined with how Windows manages hardware, and you've got the behavior you describe.

    If it's just one device you're moving around, you usually see it as Windows prompting for drivers the first time you plug it into a given root hub. The more devices moving around, the more combinations there are, so the more possible device instance IDs there are.

    Linux has similar but different problems. Linux doesn't normally "bind" drivers the way Windows does. Drivers auto-load and you're happy. Fine for a webcam. But if you're trying to differentiate between, say, multiple hot-swapped USB mass storage devices, things can become tricky. Linux at least has features which can be used to address this problem, by looking at other info (like reported storage element ID). With Windows, you're sunk.

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  151. Das on Macintosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've been using the Das Keyboard since January on my Mac Mini and love it. i just remapped the keys in Preferences, which i'm not sure why you couldn't do with a script if you were so inclined.

    i started typing with a switch-based keyboard, and now i can finally have one on the mac. i couldn't be more happy with this thing.

    the only problem is it's on loan from a friend of mine, and i really ought to buy my own.

    1. Re:Das on Macintosh by Shuh · · Score: 1

      Before you buy a Das Keyboard for a Mac Mini, you should really check out the switch-based keyboard I use with my Mac Mini. I use the SMK-88. http://www.notestation.com/smk-88.htm

      The keyboard is small, but the keys are full-sized. It has no numeric keypad, but it does have F-keys. The eject-disc keys and the volume keys work fine with the Mac. And again, the wonderful switch-based keys provide excellent tactile and auditory feedback while typing. There is no USB hub, but you do get a USB-2 pass-thru.

      Also at around $85, you'll save some cash relative to the price of a new Das Keyboard.


  152. Everything listed as bad makes me want one by Skrubly · · Score: 1


    It's like a keyboard from the 80s? It doesn't have all of those dipshit chiclet buttons for opening AOL and volume and forward/back/subtitle for the inbuilt DVD player? It's frustrating to use on a Mac?

    Good lord I want one of these keyboards! If only I had a desktop. I have my EEE and an external keyboard still in the box because I have somehow taken my extra-large hands and learned how to type on the tiny inbuilt keyboard.

    I really, really miss my first Microsoft Natural like another poster has - when it broke (not sure how it broke, but I think it involved beer and an ex-girlfriend), and I got another one, it was the newer variety with the stupid arrow keys. Sigh.

  153. Re:Protecting vs. Nuclear event... by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1

    What brand of refrigerator was Harrison Ford Product Placing for such contingencies?

    I dunno, but I've really gotta get me one of those fridges that can withstand a nuclear blast, completely fend off all radiation, and is completely comfortable to ride in through mile-long rough-and-tumble, so much so that you can immediately get out and walk away from earlier-mentioned nuclear blast. Did I sum that all up in one sentence well enough?

  154. 5-7$ well spent by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

    On newegg, lite-on actually sells a pretty nice black and silver keyboard. The space bar needs quieted down a bit by attaching some masking tape around one of the metal connector rods, but besides that its great. Its small but not cramped and fits my desk perfectly. It works great for gaming, albeit the cord is a bit short. They have one with media keys and one without them (i dont have them), but it appears the media key version is out of stock. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823107120 Wait until a free shipping day to get it though; thats rediculous right now...i got mine for free shipping back when fedex did supersaver on there lol... But really, I bet anyone could find that this keyboard is the best gaming keyboard for the money + a few pieces of tape :)

  155. Das Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main benefit of Das Keyboard is the high-quality Cherry mechanical keys. Such keyboards are rare since the mass market provides cheap, rubber-membrane ones for those who don't know the difference. Hair accumulation is a problem if you have cats. Mechanical keyboards can be cleaned. Rubber ones may not work after reassembly.

  156. If you can't remap the control keys permanently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then it's a software problem. From the look of the Mac control panel it seems that you *can* specify them per keyboard (to have different mappings on the laptop keyboard vs the external one). Maybe this is a bug? I'm sure that in X you could do it without any trouble.

  157. Das Keyboard II Review by flnca · · Score: 1

    I've used a 105-key Das Keyboard II for over 1 1/2 years and I'm very impressed by its durability. Other keyboards died on me after a couple of months, but this one prevailed. The only criticism that I have is that if you type cryptic passwords frequently (especially with numbers), you almost always mistype a character (and I've been touch typing since 1983). I'm currently back to a more regular keyboard, but I do love my DKB II. BTW, it's not loud, it's about half-way between a regular keyboard and an IBM keyboard. The IBM keyboards can really put a strain on your hands if you type a lot, DKB II doesn't. And the price -- if I would need another one, I'd gladly shell out the 80 EUR again. A good keyboard is worth extra money, especially if you type a lot.

    1. Re:Das Keyboard II Review by flnca · · Score: 1

      DKB III is now available with labelled keys (US 104-key only). I'm going to give it a try! :-)

      BTW, DKB III is also available as unlabelled 104-key and 105-key variants.

  158. Logitech G15 First Generation by Delifisek · · Score: 1

    104/105 keys was not enough to me :). Thats why I use the G15 with all extra keys and small lcd screen.

    LCD screen was no useful and other keys are really useful when you programmed for certain tasks (generatin html tables etc)

    Sadly Second Generation was cripled.

    I wish to see G11 layout (without lcd screen) and full clicky keys.

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  159. Microsoft Office keyboard by harmlessdrudge · · Score: 1

    I'm typing this on the best keyboard I've ever used: a Microsoft Office RT9450. Unfortunately, they decided not to support it with Vista even though it was still being sold when Vista was launched. I'm not the only fed up with Microsoft's ecological irresponisbility: http://wombatdiet.net/2007/03/22/computers-are-the-worlds-greatest-timewasters/

  160. That IS useful! Ta. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  161. good for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you wouldnt buy a standard keyboard because you like the lame mac key that NO ONE BUT MAC USES
    you suck, so does your article

  162. And it kills modal dialog boxes! by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

    And, it's worth noting that win+D will blast away most modal dialog boxes that are keeping you from launching something else while $company shows you a splash screen. Or a dialog box that you need to see a text file to get the input for (man, I freakin' hate that!).

    Now, I'm hoping to remap win+C to a shotgun macro and disable Clippy for good!

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  163. U-Boot ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nein, nein !, Du bekommst das U-Boot !

  164. Actually... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    You blow a bunch of Mountain Dew thru your nose onto the keyboard, and time for another keyboard!!

    Unicomp (the current producers of Model M-likes) are among the few keyboard whose electronics have a decent water-proof isolation from the coffee-spill zone and do feature drain holes to let the mountain dew out before it floods inside.

    I'm sure there's a marketing campaign waiting to happen :
    "Unicomp the first +5-Funny-proof keyboard"
    "Tested with mountain dew and coffee too".

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  165. Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I use a FrogPad because I had a stroke, which caused my righthand side to not work properly.

    Vastly over-engineered, vastly overpriced, poorly designed, but hey I can touchtype.

    For a two handed person, it means you would be able to use one hand for the keyboard and the other hand for the mouse.

  166. Ever seen a PC version of the Wyse 50 terminal kbd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd really like to find a keyboard that has the feel of the original Wyse 50 terminals - I'm currently using a series of keyboards, I most recently purchased a Deck Legend (VERY nice keyboard but it's not that light in its travel), the original Wyse 50's were hard terminate (no sponge feeling at all as it had no membrane, just hard plastic against hard plastic like the Cherry switches but a lighter action with shorter travel)... Anyone seen anything like this for a PC?

  167. "Old school" isn't always better. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1
    Yeah, stuff like the Model M feels so hard core, so very SERIOUS, but as a guy who has been using various keyboards since 1979 (the Wang PC keyboard was awesome), I've long since discovered that ergonomics trumps heavy duty seven days a week and twice on Sundays. I'm typing this on a Macally low-travel keyboard that I'm quite fond of indeed. Low travel keyboards are simply less tiring to use. In my case, my left arm was paralyzed by a nerve cluster accident in 2004 and then I broke a couple of bones in my left hand the next year, so I was real motivated to find a low-stress solution. If I wasn't using this one, I would get the Kensington version, which is also quite tasty. I admit that I do like that mine does give good crisp auditory feedback, but then I work from my home office, so bothering others isn't an issue for me.

    I agree with you that part of the issue is that so many people judge based on the el cheapos that they picked up somewhere or other or threw in the cart at Fry's along with the cases of Mountain Dew. The idea of being offhanded about such a crucial aspect of one's life has always seemed strange to me.

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  168. Re:Protecting vs. Nuclear event... by gauauu · · Score: 1

    The sad part was that that wasn't the dumbest part of the movie.

  169. The IBM 101 PS/2 keyboard is the best... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    They have the perfect, positive tactile feedback and are utterly bomb- and computer-rage-proof. I've slammed my hands down on the keys hard on a number of occasions in frustration with no damage or change in performance.

    I've been using these since I worked for the local IBM PC dealership in the early 90's and pick them up whenever I come across them. And I always get them for free as most idiots utterly fail to realize the significance of their quality.

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  170. Best on Earth? by kbmxpxfan · · Score: 1

    How is this the best keyboard on the planet? They keys don't even light up!

  171. iSerialNumber by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Wrong. USB specifies the mechanism for obtaining a device's unique serial number through the iSerialNumber field of the standard device descriptor.

    I stand corrected. Do you know if iSerialNumber was not present in an earlier version of the spec, perhaps? I tried to find the 1.0 or 1.1 USB specs, and couldn't. In the past, I was told -- by people who I thought knew what they were talking about -- that USB doesn't have unique device IDs. Or, since it's optional, maybe it is typically not implemented?

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  172. Re:Protecting vs. Nuclear event... by geekoid · · Score: 1

    IT was fine. He does impossible stuff all the time.
    I think when it's something people ahve a feel for, or is recent it snaps there suspension of disbelief.

    I know they kept saying nuclear in the film, but they should have been saying atomic.

    radiation can be cleaned(it's not contagious)
    Your real complaint seems to be the Indiana Jones can take a lot of abuse!

    Is it really worse then being on the back of a submarine traveling across the ocean?

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  173. Re:If you're running Vista... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    Oh joy. A command prompt with the same level of priviledge as... er, yourself. How pointless. (Contrary to popular /. belief, the LocalSystem account has the same permissions as an administrator, with access to a couple of extra files - like the SAM - being the only thing differentiating it)

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  174. Indeed Microsoft Natural FTW by spage · · Score: 1

    I have three Microsoft Natural keyboards and worry what I'll do when the last one dies (around 2017). MS still sells the Natural Elite that replaced it, but that has the ridiculous diamond pattern set of arrow keys. Their Natural® Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 has the inverted-T set of arrow keys but a lot of redundant extra keys, and doesn't feel as good or durable.

    Adesso sells Tru-Formâ Mac and USB keyboards with a similar ergonomic layout, last time I tried one it had a squishier action which some may like.

    I can type blazingly fast on a "linear" keyboard or laptop keyboard, but it's hard to believe anyone who finds twisting their arms inwards and cocking their wrists outward more comfortable than using a split angled keyboard. I've used a co-worker's Kinesis Contoured Ergonomic that lets you separate your hands even more, but not for long enough to tell if I'd prefer it.

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  175. Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try the new Mac keyboard,....works fine with windows or Ubuntu as well.
    It redefines the word 'Civilized'.

  176. If you switch layouts often, buy this! by textureglitch · · Score: 1

    I've had two Das Keyboard, one for home and one for work, for almost a year now. It is honestly the best keyboard I've ever had. The tactile feedback and clicky noise does amazing things for my touchtyping speed because with this thing I immediately sense if I've hit the wrong key, or typed something wrong.

    What got me to buy these in the first place is that I frequently change the language layout of my keyboard while I type. The US English layout is the only sensible thing to use for programming, but for emailing, typing documents, etc. I need the characters of my native language.
    Finding the right letters is easy enough, but the problem is that all the non-letter symbols get arbitrarily shifted around as well when you change layout. The fact that Das Keyboard doesn't have any markings on it makes me able to do the layout switch in my head much more easily because there's nothing on the keys to confuse me about where the symbols are when I look down.

    (On a related note I've also found a use for the Caps Lock key. In the Ubuntu keyboard settings, I can set this key to switch between language layouts)

    The lack of multimedia buttons is an inconvenience I can live with. I've just remapped Ctrl+Alt+various keys to Volume control, Play/Pause, etc. in my music player.

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