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  1. Note to self: on Using Light's Handedness To Find Alien Life · · Score: 1

    When greeting aliens, shake with left hand.

    But seriously, it's an exceptionally interesting thought that there might be a 'biological life scanner' like the kind seen in Star Trek, WALL-E, and other science fiction of the sort.

  2. Re:Death announced before death? on Stephen Hawking Is "Very Ill" In Hospital · · Score: 1

    Worse yet, when people spectate after they die and say where all the CTs are over Ventrillo.

  3. Re:On the importance of headshots... on Pirate Bay Court Loss Won't Stop the Flow of Files · · Score: 1

    (For the sake of karma, my post wasn't intended as a moral outcry. It was only an attempt at humor.)

    Better yet, let's just nuke people! Whether they pirate stuff or not! Surely, this will put an end to all piracy. Can't have piracy without the human race, eh, eh?

  4. On the importance of headshots... on Pirate Bay Court Loss Won't Stop the Flow of Files · · Score: 1

    I bet piracy would stop if US Marines/Navy Seals dealt with The Pirate Bay pirates in the same way they dealt with Somalian pirates.

  5. Re:Perfect! on Unzipping Nanotubes Makes Superfast Electronics · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you bought someone a buckyball for their birthday.

  6. Re:Business or Accounting on Best Grad Program For a Computer Science Major? · · Score: 1

    ... Even if you graduate with loads of C's, one or two papers in academic journals will really set you apart. ...

    This is very much a relief. I've been sweating bullets over having a 2.9 in comp. sci. but have a couple of papers out. I hope to god you're right.

  7. Re:3D recognition is a solveable problem. on 3D-Based CAPTCHAs Become a Reality · · Score: 1

    The DoD isn't the only group. The NSA, NSF, NNSA, and the USAF all have a vested interest.

    Some of it is pretty cool. http://bigbird.psych.purdue.edu/~pizlo/lps-2008.pdf

  8. Re:Volatile memory? on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1

    Oh! I thought SMRAM was some sort of Intel-specific processor cache. Your description makes it all clear. Thank you!

  9. Re:Volatile memory? on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1

    Duly noted. Thank you for your response.

    To hearken back to the original (now redundant) question: SMRAM does get cleared on a reboot, yes?

  10. Re:Volatile memory? on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1

    It occurs to me only now that CMOS is battery backed, not BIOS. My mistake. Still, you can reflash a bios, right?

  11. Volatile memory? on Intel CPU Privilege Escalation Exploit · · Score: 1

    I don't see anything about this in the article or on Wikipedia:

    Does SMRAM get cleared when a system is rebooted? It seems like the stuff is stored in chip cache or, worst case, battery-backed bios. Cutting the power and removing the backup battery should be able to clear it, no? It's not much of a rootkit if you can remove it by unplugging your machine.

  12. Re:Guess what on Researchers Sniff Keystrokes From Thin Air, Wires · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking

    Van Eck Phreaking and reading the contents of your monitor is likely orders of magnitude easier than decyphering your keyboard signals, considering the back of your monitor is probably against a wall, making for a better transmitter than a wire that runs around and along a bunch of other wires.

  13. Re:1968 on Barbara Liskov Wins Turing Award · · Score: 1

    I have no issue with women in computer science. Quite the contrary, I'd like to see more. However, I'd like to see more women who are in the field because they enjoy it, not because of awards/grants/bribes to pull them in for the sole purpose of 'more women in cs'.

  14. Ocular Biology on Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera · · Score: 1

    This seems like it would need a crazy amount of image stabilization. When an image is focused and static on the retina, it (fairly quickly) fades from perception. There are microscopic tremors that keep the eye jostling about and the picture 'refreshed'. I'm curious about how these impact the cameras ability to focus and keep a decent picture.

  15. Re:That's the opposite of what the DHS said on State of Colorado Calls Firefox Insecure, IE6 Safe · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's a logical error. It's ambiguous grammar. For that I apologize.

    Let A be the set of officials in Colorado.
    Let B be the set of officials in the Department of Homeland Security.
    Let C be the set of Americans constituted in the umbrella statement, "they". (As used in "They say," "They'd like you to believe.")

    I do not wish to defend a, where a is a member of the set A.

    There exists a nonempty subset of C, C_1 such that for all c in C_1, and for all b in B, c believes himself/herself to be smarter than b.

  16. Re:That's the opposite of what the DHS said on State of Colorado Calls Firefox Insecure, IE6 Safe · · Score: 1

    Not to defend them, but a lot of people think they're smarter than the Feds. A lot of people are right, too.

  17. On the capacity to upstage... on Sony Makes It Hard To Develop For the PS3 On Purpose · · Score: 1

    The easier it is to develop for a system, the easier it is to push that system's limits.

  18. Re:Did His Contract Specify "Internal Waters"? on How To Rack Up $28,000 In Roaming Without Leaving the US · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call it a poor design.

    I certainly would. A cellphone should never choose a roaming cell over a local one.

    It's exceedingly possible that the phone, as a results of its proximity to the transmitter, had the local tower's signal drowned out -- kinda like how an FM/GPS jammer works. Same frequency of transmit, but no data in the signal.

    Another possibility is a software flaw; the designers figured taking the signal with the highest power is best -- that a local tower will never be in range of a roaming tower. Perhaps they just didn't think of it. Were I writing software to connect to cell towers, I don't think roaming/local would have crossed my mind, even. I'd be more focused on picking the best signal strength.

  19. Re:Offensive on Homemade PDF Patch Beats Adobe By Two Weeks · · Score: 1

    Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Two. One to change the bulb, the other to hold the penis. Cock. Ladder. LADDER! I mean ladder.

  20. Re:Clearly, on Microsoft Unveils "Elevate America" · · Score: 4, Funny

    HAHA! God forgot to check for integer overflows!

  21. Re:After bootstrapping... on BASH 4.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    To learn recursion you must first learn recursion.

  22. Re:my app on Bands Bypass iTunes With iPhone Apps · · Score: 1

    Yes

  23. On science fiction cinema... on DARPA Creates Remote Controlled Insects · · Score: 1

    Why are electronic insects all the buzz?

    Was a manager reading buzzwords off an in-flight magazine?

    I hear the engineers are pretty fly.

    In Soviet Russia, electricity makes flies run.

    *ducks*

  24. A new Internet? on Do We Need a New Internet? · · Score: 1

    Nah, just wait for Web 2.0 SP1.

  25. On the capacity of hackers to unfuck things... on Apple Claims That Jail-Breaking Is Illegal · · Score: 1

    Serious question: If I reverse engineer an application so that it installs without me clicking through the EULA, am I still legally bound to it?