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  1. In the jungle... on Vendors Rally While Windows Sleeps · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the mighty jungle
    The Ballmer sleeps tonight...

    Somebody continue...

  2. Re:Where's the lego minitiature on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: 1

    Well that's the obvious answer of course, and the least favorable justification one can come up with. I was merely interested in getting some kind of farfetched explanation to why this guy in particular think the west is what he says.

    To me, it sounds like he and his ilk thinks the west just goes "We'll make China look real bad because...because...because then we'll have made them look REAL BAD!"

    At least middle-eastern extremists can say something about oil and imperialist american pigs. I mean, come on CCP'ers, at least use your imagination a bit, build some straw-men or something, don't just say "You're a booger-faced son-of-a-whore", that's just mean...

  3. Re:Where's the lego minitiature on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: 1

    One question : WHY would "the West" want to tarnish Chinas image? Whenever these pro-CCP people start accusing the west of being anti-china, activists and propagandists, they never really give a reason. Why would the west do it? What can the west possibly gain from it? Please tell me, I'm sick and tired of CCP-sockpuppets who are trying to defend their own political position by accusing the west of multinational conspiracies which would never work IRL.

    If you can't justify your system any other way than to demonize the rest of the world, kindly leave the chair for someone who wont just stick their heads in the ground.

  4. How... on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: 1

    ...do you make the miming Lego-child? And after you've shown me that, I'm curious to see the Lego-child that didn't make it... Come on Slashdot, this is like a joke-buffet, could you have found a topic which is less ready for comical interpretation?

  5. "Cassini Finds Source of Icy Jets On Enceladus" on Cassini Finds Source of Icy Jets On Enceladus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Frost-Xenu?

  6. 3 years from now? on What Will Linux Be Capable Of, 3 Years Down the Road? · · Score: 1

    3 years from now Linux will be brown-orange and called Quintessential Quetzalcoatl, of course!

  7. Former enemy = New Friend on The Evolution of Sega · · Score: 1

    I always liked Sega for their games. I remember during the Genesis/SNES-war how I hated the guts of Nintendo, simply because it was a competitor to what I had.

    Nowadays though the game has changed. Now it's Nintendo/Sega against Playstation and Xbox. Whereas Nintendo and Sega go for innovative ideas and fun gameplay, the two others go for graphics and photo-realism. I've no doubt in my mind who should win when it comes to consoles, PS and Xbox can take all their "uuuh shiny"-games and shove'em.

  8. Re:What's weird... on The Evolution of Sega · · Score: 1

    *wrinkles forehead*

    Hedgehogs are HOARY.
    Efts are EDGY.

  9. Re:Everyone's Favorite? on Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec · · Score: 1

    Mine got caught in the elevator-door. Now it's an IDE-cable, partly.

  10. Ownership... on Mechanical Reasoners Battle It Out In Sydney Today · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to figuring out the possible responsibility for terrorist attacks from giant knowledge bases.

    But...I thought they were all belonged to us?

  11. McMammut-balls on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 1

    I'm lovin' it.

  12. Re:omg! Proof! on BSOD Makes Appearance at Olympic Opening Ceremonies · · Score: 1

    It looks like you're trying to bend a spoon, would you like to:

    - Try harder?

    - Give up?

    - Spew pseudo-existentialist bullshit and see what happens?

  13. Money down the drain on Military Spends $4.4M To Supersize Net Monitoring · · Score: 1

    If there's one thing the government hasn't learned yet it is paying money to some company about something they don't understand is generally a bad idea.

    It's all fun and games until some kid from Finland renders your new-bought toy obsolete.

  14. Re:In other news on China to Build a Zero-Carbon Green City · · Score: 1

    Problem is, they only wanna do it where the cameras are pointed, or where they can point the cameras.

    I guess it will all be much more apparent when the Olympics are over, let's see how much of the 'olympic spirit' persists when they don't have an international PR-reason to uphold these seemingly generous gestures.

    Who knows, maybe the CCP will see the benefits of being generous to its own populace, instead of being the ornery babysitter it currently is. I see little chance of that happening though, individual freedoms are not compatible with the sentence "CCP will stay in power", so they'll fight that particular luxury at every turn.

  15. Heard at the labs... on Microsoft Investing In "Open Source" Lab In Philippines · · Score: 1

    Professor 1: Kleiner! You gotta come see this!

    Professor 2: What is it?

    Professor 1: This code...it's like...completely readable, and they DISTRIBUTE it that way!

    Professor 2: Really?!

    Professor 1: Yeah, and they do it for FREE!

    Professor 2: OMG no way!

  16. Flashing in big 8-bit letters across the screen. on USAF Enlists Shrinks To Help Drone Pilots Cope · · Score: 1

    BOOM! HEADSHOT!

  17. Site is slashdotted on The Internet Meme Timeline · · Score: 1

    I want to know if Loituma Girl is there :'(

  18. Shhh.... on 8 People Buy "I Am Rich" iPhone App For $1,000 · · Score: 1

    Don't give Microsoft any ideas for the Zune....

  19. So... on 8 People Buy "I Am Rich" iPhone App For $1,000 · · Score: 1

    ...Steve Jobs' dong is the Philosophers Stone, I knew it!

  20. Danish here on New Map of Carved Up Arctic · · Score: 1

    That's Denmark for you, we seize territories of questionable value for a living. Greenland, North Pole, Sweden and Norway.

    Now we got Santa Claus. Expect some funny cartoons under the christmas-tree this year.

    Next on our list is Dolemite and the Mariana Trench.

  21. Sankt Peter does not look kindly on suicide on MySpace Suicide Charges Threaten Free Speech · · Score: 1

    Lori Drew was last seen walking away from the Pearly Gates wearing a T-shirt with the catch-phrase "I got dizzed by a cyber-tranny, killed myself, and all I got was this stinkin' T-shirt"

  22. Well gee... on Lessig Predicts Cyber 9/11 Event, Restrictive Laws · · Score: 1

    Fear makes people more likely accept restrictions on their freedoms, news at 11.

  23. Coming soon to a police-station near you... on German Police Women to Get Bullet Resistant Bras · · Score: 1

    ...bulletproof silicone.

    Evolutionary discrimination against flat-chested women expected to follow.

  24. Screw Bob and Alice on The Viterbi Algorithm and Quantum Communications · · Score: 1

    I just wanna know when I can have my cake and eat it too.

  25. Re:At least Chinese Censorship is Obvious on Free Tools To Evade China's Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    With this kind of blatant State censorship, at least people know they are being censored.

    I wouldn't be so sure. The main-things they are censoring are hardcore-pornography, kiddie-porn and 'risks to social stability'.

    Guess which one is important. And guess what people will grow to think of it when it's always grouped with kiddie-porn. It's kinda like trying to sell a car with Hitler posing on the hood. It's not subtle, but people still wont buy the car.