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  1. So... on Microsoft and Apache - What's the Angle? · · Score: 1

    ...there's kind of a BSDevil inside the Apache-teepee, and now Gates and Windows as well.

  2. The George Bush realization on Liquid Lakes On Saturn's Moon Confirmed · · Score: 1

    George Bush: What the hell are these hydrocarbons on Titan people keep talking about?!

    Advisor: It's kinda like oil, Mr. President.

    *Bush-head emits cash-register-sound and a not so bright lightbulb appears above*

  3. Re:Sex on How Do Geeks Exercise? · · Score: 1

    "Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"

    It's possible to wing it alone. Downside is you'll get Popeye-arms, and you have to take breaks regularly lest you 'overwork' resulting in significant downtime.

  4. We've got it all wrong. on Microsoft Blesses LGPL, Joins Apache Foundation · · Score: 1

    As these events pick up pace 2012 is not gonna be doomsday.

    It's gonna be the year of the Linux desktop.

  5. Re:If this is 100% right. on Microsoft Engineers Invent Displays That Top LCDs For Efficiency · · Score: 1

    They did this by THEMSELVES?

    I expect pigs to fly by any minute now.

    And so Microsoft also became the unwitting inventor of antigravitation, and through that Hell froze over, letting Spam King back into the mortal realm.

    God damnit Microsoft, you can't do anything right without fucking up can you?

  6. Re:Federal prison camp? on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    He'll still be one big ass-hole though...

  7. Look on the bright side on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    Getting HIV should drastically lower your sex-appeal.

  8. Same tactics on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    Prisoner: Hey Edward, you'll win 1 million dollars if you pick up the soap.

    Edward: REALLY?! OK!

  9. Re:His "inbox"... on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 1

    No, ownership of his "outbox" has been transferred to Big Jim.

  10. Re:Dumb, dumb, dumb on Google's Knol, Expert Wiki, Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Well it's between a stone and a hard case. Either one tries to extinguish to illogicity of the horde, or start to assign 'merit-multipliers', thereby implying ones statement trumphs the others simply because of an education-acronym one happen to posses.

    I'd rather see some effort in constructing some forum-software where you can assign fallacies to individual threads in a meaningful way. Illogical people love having lots of people giving them attention by replying in public viewable messages (visit youtube). However they hate having a huge graphic sticker saying 'stupid','ad ignorantiam' etc. next to their name. Then again, there'd be the problem of how to secure against misuse of such a system.

  11. Dumb, dumb, dumb on Google's Knol, Expert Wiki, Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Part of gaining neutral information about a subject is through logic and reasoning, discourse and all those other forgotten arts.

    Having some egotripping expert beat everyone on their heads with his Ph.d. might be good to get the perceived truth out there.

    But what if the egotripping expert just happened to be plain wrong?

    Yeah sorry, I'm an egotripper with a BA in philosophy, and I just happen to be of the oppinion that Logic and Argumentation trumphs any degree.

  12. SONY has announced a followup... on NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...with its Lithium-ion-battery-based Humanoid Suicide Bomber-bot.

  13. This is the world we live in... on Ubuntu Is Hyper-Active At OSCON · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's not eye-candy, it's not usability.

    It's people thinking they get the best by picking the product that costs more money.

    I've experienced a couple of linux-'converts' before, they all basically say the same thing when living with Ubuntu for a couple of days: "What?! You get all this?! For FREE?!?!"

    There's just this popular misconception (well, it probably makes sense anywhere else than software) that you have to 'pay to play'. You want a Mac, you pay bigtime. You want Vista, you pay. You want a TV, you pay. You want a hotel-room, you pay. You want a gum-drop, you pay. YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR FREE! And if you do, something MUST be fishy.

  14. So... on Putting Fable II Through Its Paces · · Score: 0

    If I see a NPC with screw and a hole next to it over his head, will I be able to target him and write '/nigeria' to make a lot of money?

  15. Umm Sega has prior art, no? on Nintendo Loses Controller Patent Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sega had an analog controller before Nintendo and Playstation, it was bundled together with the game NiGHTS into Dreams (wicked game btw) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamepad#Saturn

  16. Whaaa? on UOF Vies to Be a Third Contender in ODF–OOXML Battle · · Score: 1

    And finally, it's clearly no coincidence that on July 11, Evermore Vice President Cao Shen called for Microsoft to be the first target for China's new anti-monopoly law, which will take effect in just ten days' time.

    Evil seem to be experiencing some kernel-panic.

  17. Re:Not as doubtful as you'd think on China Races To Clean Up Olympic Air · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, a decent economy and a government without citizen representation mitigates the public's desire or ability to do anything when things go to shit. The people running those 350 factories aren't exactly powerless either.

  18. Re:Blogosphere weather on The Ideal, Non-Proprietary Cloud · · Score: 1

    Sailing-weather : Watch out, more torrents than ever.

  19. We, Denmark on Liquid Metal CPU Heatsink Beats Water Cooling · · Score: 5, Funny

    We give you funny cartoons and heatsinks.

    You give us Bush, Microsoft and Michael Jackson.

    Bad deal, Denmark thinks.

  20. To all the haters on Computer Mouse Heading For Extinction · · Score: 1

    Yeah touch-screens can be a bit messy, but not anything like a mouse.

    I've been using mice for years and there are no ends to problems with them, I tell you. Mousecrap everywhere, rabies, bubonic plague, claw-scratches, disposal of used mice, mice crawling up your ass. I mean, the sheer amount of mice you go through playing counter-strike with ADHD, it's hell I tell you.

  21. Payment options: on Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you wish to pay your monthly AT&T subscription in:

    - American dollars

    - Zimbabwean dollars

    - Loaves of bread

  22. My suggestion: on GM Researching Windshields For Old Drivers · · Score: 1

    Couple a GPS-device with a loudspeaker in the car which goes "Booo..." when the speed drops 10 mph under the allowed speedlimit.

  23. How to win any case in court : on Social Networking Sites Becoming Useful For Lawyers · · Score: 2

    Have George Bush on your friends list.

  24. Re:and on Diebold Patch May Be Evidence of '02 Election Tampering · · Score: 1

    Once was America, now the Uber-Banana Republic.

    So, no more Red Phone from Russia.

    Instead we bring you : Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE.

  25. Dumb on The Push For Quotas For Women In Science · · Score: 1

    Students should be immatriculated on the background of their merits, not their gender. IF there is discrimination going on, then it's a matter of firing the bastards responsible for it, not deny a genius his/her chance at being his/her best because a chauvinist of the opposite gender didn't make the cut.

    Ffs...give me a week as god-king of humanity and I'll fix the world for everyone.