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Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition

Hugh Pickens writes "For a long time, humans were pretty dumb, doing little but make 'the same very boring stone tools for almost 2 million years,' says Philipp Khaitovich of the Partner Institute for Computational Biology in Shanghai. Then, 150,000 years ago, our big brains suddenly got smart. We started innovating. We tried different materials. We started creating art and maybe even religion. To understand what caused the cognitive spurt, researchers examined chemical brain processes known to have changed in the past 200,000 years. Comparing apes and humans, they found the most robust differences were for processes involved in energy metabolism. The finding suggests that increased access to calories spurred our cognitive advances, although definitive claims of causation are premature. In most animals, the gut needs a lot of energy to grind out nourishment from food sources. But cooking, by breaking down fibers and making nutrients more readily available, is a way of processing food outside the body. Eating (mostly) cooked meals would have lessened the energy needs of our digestion systems, thereby freeing up calories for our brains. Today, humans have relatively small digestive systems and allocate around 20% of their total energy to the brain, compared to approximately 13% for non-human primates and 2-8% for other vertebrates. While other theories for the brain's cognitive spurt have not been ruled out, the finding sheds light on what made us, as Khaitovich put it, 'so strange compared to other animals.'"

473 comments

  1. AUGGGHHH by nawcom · · Score: 5, Funny

    We man got smarts by cooking meats you vegan bitches!!! UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH (think Home Improvement)

    1. Re:AUGGGHHH by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Screw the gristle stuff. It's Twinkies.

      All the way down. Now those are little calorie bombs. Feed the brain!

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    2. Re:AUGGGHHH by KGIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm... Does this mean fat people are smarter?

      (I'm pretty skinny so, well, I am guessing that is going to be my new excuse for doing stupid things.)

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    3. Re:AUGGGHHH by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It helps that we cooked veggies too.

      I mean, what is a burger without pickles, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and bread?

    4. Re:AUGGGHHH by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      Perhaps women started cooking when they realized that good cooking could attract really smart hunter-gatherer men. The smart hunter-gatherers would give the cooking-women (a) plenty of food and (b) smart babies.

    5. Re:AUGGGHHH by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      mushrooms are apt for some,

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    6. Re:AUGGGHHH by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      WTF! weirdness:

      I was going to do a retarded apt/yum package method but i couldn't think of it properly... weird things happened on the submit/preview/edit and I ended up with a load of junk.

      What I really wanted to say was:
      Mushrooms are yuk..

      The apt/yum thing is saying mushrooms are apt for some (meaning not yum).

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    7. Re:AUGGGHHH by ScreamingCactus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah that's exactly what women look for in a man: intelligence.

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    8. Re:AUGGGHHH by Javarrito · · Score: 1

      I dunno. McDonald's?

    9. Re:AUGGGHHH by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, this implies just the opposite. Cell membranes (meat) are easy for the body to break down. Cell walls (plants) are quite difficult, and cooking greatly facilitates their digestion. Cooking meat usually somewhat increases its caloric density (by driving water off, making it denser), but *decreases* its total calories (by driving fat off and breaking some proteins down). Cooking plants doesn't increase their calories, but generally makes them more bioavailable. It also lets you eat a more diverse variety of plants; many wild plants are toxic in their uncooked form, and heat denatures the toxins. In many more, heat won't denature the toxins, but repeated boils in changes of water can get rid of them. And, apart from some certain hunter gatherer societies (such as the Innuit), most hunter-gatherer groups get about 80% of their calories from plants.

      So, really, it's just the opposite of what you're suggesting.

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    10. Re:AUGGGHHH by rrkap · · Score: 5, Funny

      It helps that we cooked veggies too.

      I mean, what is a burger without pickles, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and bread?

      Meatloaf.

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    11. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true.

      Except it goes in order with intelligence that exudes confidence.

      Being annoyingly arrogant or, conversely, a pushover will trump the intelligence card, and into the reject list one goes.

    12. Re:AUGGGHHH by darthdavid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gone like a bat out of hell when the morning comes?

    13. Re:AUGGGHHH by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Mushrooms are yuk..

      Button mushrooms are just about tasteless. It's impossible for them to be yuck.

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    14. Re:AUGGGHHH by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I was wondering, if the growing popularity of raw foods like sushi, and the 'raw food' movements, mean we're now regressing as a species?

      Man..I hope not, I LOVE sushi.

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    15. Re:AUGGGHHH by samurphy21 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it's fairly obvious that we ARE regressing as a species, though I wouldn't blame it on sushi since the Japanese are among the most industrious and clever folks on the planet.

    16. Re:AUGGGHHH by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Button mushrooms are just about tasteless. It's impossible for them to be yuck.

      Food preference is about more than just taste. Texture is important as well, and some people really don't like the texture of mushrooms.

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    17. Re:AUGGGHHH by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      It helps that we cooked veggies too.

      I mean, what is a burger without pickles, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and bread?

      .
      Meatloaf.

      That's Salisbury steak to you, buddy.

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    18. Re:AUGGGHHH by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but why did we start cooking? It wasn't to make cooked carrots, it was to make a nice, juicy woolly mammoth stake.

    19. Re:AUGGGHHH by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your sig is oddly and disturbingly appropiate.

    20. Re:AUGGGHHH by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      a big chunk of meaty goodness.

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    21. Re:AUGGGHHH by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Our next big advance will be to integrate the genes of the bacteria that infest termite guts into our own DNA. We'll be able to digest cellulose all by ourselves.

      Think of it. That spruce outside your window might make a fine meal. And corn in your poop? Not a problem if you can digest cellulose.

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    22. Re:AUGGGHHH by Trailwalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cooking allowed lentils and beans to feed many. The work of a few farmers allowed others more time to develop tools, arts, philosophy, religion, etc.

      Hunting is a time consuming activity, and meat is perishable compared to vegetables.

      Civilization arose because of beans!

    23. Re:AUGGGHHH by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cooking also destroys bacteria, which means the digestive tract isn't challenged so constantly. It also helps preserve meat, which means you don't have to eat it the same day. Once you learn to smoke meat you can keep it a much longer time.

    24. Re:AUGGGHHH by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      You're the second person in two days to say that =]

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    25. Re:AUGGGHHH by nihongomanabu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As far as I know, fire/cooking predates farming. Most estimates place the origins of farming 10,000 years ago, and according to the summary, cooking developed 200,000 years ago. So while humans may have been cooking wild plants, I imagine a major advantage of cooking was allowing you to store meat much longer.

      You're right about civilization being based on high calorie domesticated agriculture, but your timing is a little off.

    26. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We man got smarts by cooking meats means that the Chinese is very smart, because they eat over-cooked food.

    27. Re:AUGGGHHH by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Button mushrooms are just about tasteless. It's impossible for them to be yuck.

      Only uncooked.

      If you fry mushrooms in a little butter or oil, grill them slowly, or simmer them for a little while until they give up their liquids, their taste and texture changes quite a bit.

      There's a lot of flavor in mushrooms and there's a lot of umami in them -- basically it enhances the flavors of other things. The texture changes from a slightly dry and chalky one to a 'meatier' denser bite. Grilled portabello mushroom goes well into a bun like a burger, and also makes a fantastic taco filling cut into strips.

      Button mushrooms may not be the most flavorful of all of our mushrooms, but, properly prepared there's a lot of taste to be had in button mushrooms. In a curry for example, mushrooms bring a lot of their own flavor as well as soaking up a lot of the other flavors, you just have to know how to cook 'em right.

      I usually cook between 2 and 4 lbs of mushrooms per week -- trust me, they're quite tasty. =)

      Cheers

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    28. Re:AUGGGHHH by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      It's also about the smell. I can't stand the smell of any mushroom. And since smell and taste are links to almost being equal... they still taste yuck.

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    29. Re:AUGGGHHH by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't worry about liking sushi. Most of the calories are in the rice, and that part is cooked. In fact, "sushi" actually means that sticky rice. The slices of fish supply a bit of protein, and the veggies supply a few vitamins, which you need, though they're really there to give the rice a bit more flavor. But the cooked rice is almost pure carbohydrate in an easily-digested form that is quickly-available fuel for your muscles and brain.

      Note that rice nicely illustrates the writer's hypothesis. In its raw form, rice is hard, dense, and nearly indigestible. But when cooked, rice breaks down into simple carbs that your digestive system quickly turns into sugars. This "fuel" is so easily available that it leads to the well known "an hour later you're hungry again" phenomenon. Of course, most grains work about the same way. And this also shows that the article isn't exactly describing a new concept. Many people have inferred from the archaeological evidence that the start of real advances in human society coincided with the development of agriculture, in particular the domestication of grains. That gave us a high-energy food that was easy to digest. The only problem was that eating just grains is boring. So you start mixing in things with flavor, and before you know it, you've invented cuisine.

      The real heroes in our evolution were the ones that developed cooking utensils. ;-)

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    30. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...the Japanese are among the most industrious and clever folks on the planet.

      RACIST!!

    31. Re:AUGGGHHH by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      You're the second person in two days to say that =]

      What did the last one taste like?

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    32. Re:AUGGGHHH by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      The taste was alright, but it was a bit chewy...

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    33. Re:AUGGGHHH by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      But do you cook the brains first ?

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    34. Re:AUGGGHHH by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Or more straightforwardly, just infest ourselves with gengineered variants of those bacteria, no?

      Wikipedia has some relevant things to say. Termites "may" produce 2L of hydrogen per sheet of paper consumed, but there are issues involved with using termites for biofuel.

      As any rate, this suggests a flatulence problem for those lucky masses who get to subsist on wood pulp, although no doubt agribusiness would jump at the prospect.

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    35. Re:AUGGGHHH by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Actually that is 100% correct, hey Taco to take that post down.

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    36. Re:AUGGGHHH by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Funny

      He would do anything fore love, but he won't do that.

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    37. Re:AUGGGHHH by diablovision · · Score: 1

      Funny, I don't remember our Innuit ancestors who discovered bronze working, iron, or eventually the scientific revolution. Oh wait. That's right. That was mostly meat-eaters.

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    38. Re:AUGGGHHH by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      We call that chopped sirloin in this restaurant, buddy.

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    39. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Are you truly suggesting that the additional effort put forth by your digestive system to avoid illness caused by parasites and bacteria found more prevalent in meat, is more than offset by fiber?

      Try reading a book, that might help your vegetarian mind expand. It was a friggin' joke.

    40. Re:AUGGGHHH by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      We man got smarts by cooking meats you vegan bitches!!! UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH-UGH (think Home Improvement)
      You get your bitchass back in that kitchen.. and make me some pie! (think South Park)

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    41. Re:AUGGGHHH by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Once you learn to smoke meat you can keep it a much longer time.

      I can't find a cite for it, but I do remember hearing not long ago that one of the original reasons to smoke food was that the aroma repelled flies. Don't know if it's true, but I did find verification that smoke has anti-microbial benefits.

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    42. Re:AUGGGHHH by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Only uncooked.

      If you fry mushrooms in a little butter or oil, grill them slowly, or simmer them for a little while until they give up their liquids, their taste and texture changes quite a bit.

      Yes, the taste of the butter gets enhanced and especially the texture of the butter is greatly enhanced. I mean, that's what the mushrooms are grown for, enhancing other flavors ;-).

      (Above is mostly about button mushrooms. There definitely are plenty of mushrooms that have strong flavors of their own! But as far as I understand, in everyday usage "mushroom" means the white button mushrooms without much flavor of their own.)

    43. Re:AUGGGHHH by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      We call that chopped sirloin in this restaurant, buddy.

      You seem to have triggered some long-dead brain cells, as you've caused me to recall this song from a zillion years ago:
      (to the tune of Downtown)
      When you eat meat, but hate the meat that you're eating then you've surely got...ground round.
      It's so unnerving when they're constantly serving in an eating spot - ground round.
      It may be called a chopped steak a salisbury or beef patty,
      no matter what it's called it's always overcooked and fatty...what can you do?
      Sound off to your waiter there, and loudly pound on your table, stand up on your chair and shout...
      Ground round! Why must it always be...Ground Round! Constantly serving me....Ground round, why must it always we be ground round, ground round, ground round.....................

      I think it was a Mad Magazine parody. Why in the world I can remember all the lyrics is beyond me.

    44. Re:AUGGGHHH by Urkki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think cooking pretty directly allowed farming, by giving both time (cooking gathered plants allowed less time spent gathering, leaving time for farming) and motivation (if you can "gather" in your own back yard, there's no need to go to the wild and expose yourself to the predators and human enemies) for it.

      I don't know if cooking *really* brings anything extra to preserving meat. Drying meat surely predates cooking, though cooking before drying might make the whole process faster, and help it stay good longer... But probably not a dramatic improvement.

    45. Re:AUGGGHHH by gobbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny, I don't remember our Innuit ancestors who discovered bronze working, iron, or eventually the scientific revolution. Oh wait. That's right. That was mostly meat-eaters.

      Don't be a colossal bonehead, do a little research. The Inuit live in the Arctic, and traditionalists can survive on the ice, making things out of bones and gut and skin and snow and eating mammals and fish. They're at just about the pinnacle of paleolithic tech, and I'd like to see any of your grain-munchin' bath-averse bronze-waving ancestors last a season up there.

    46. Re:AUGGGHHH by Atario · · Score: 1

      However, meat starts out at so much higher an energy density, the loss from cooking hardly makes a dent, relatively speaking. Meat-eating has been for some time pretty generally considered to be the thing that enabled humans to evolve large brains in the first place.

      http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/99legacy/6-14-1999a.html
      http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2008/04.03/13-aiello.html

      This cooking thing may be a more-or-less concurrent change in the same direction, too.

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    47. Re:AUGGGHHH by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      >Hmm... Does this mean fat people are smarter?

      RTFA, feed the _brain_ not the ass!

    48. Re:AUGGGHHH by Migity · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am guessing that is going to be my new excuse for doing stupid things.)

      You mean like posting on /. ?

    49. Re:AUGGGHHH by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Hey! Have you been reading my posts?

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    50. Re:AUGGGHHH by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And repelling flies keeps maggots out of the meat, meaning less waste before it gets dried out to the point that it no longer interests flies. Most primitives to this day don't give a flip about flies, they're just a fact of life. But meat consumed by (or ruined by) maggots rather than yourself... that WAS your dinner, so maggots are distinctly undesirable.

      Given this chain of thought, and that primitives didn't know fly eggs hatch into maggots -- I begin to suspect that it wasn't the flies they cared about preventing, but rather, the maggots... ie. the same "magic" that prevented maggots happened to discourage flies too. What a coincidence!

      Salt or sugar curing can help achieve the same goal -- even if the meat still attracts flies, it's no longer viable for maggots (nor for most bacterias); either disrupts their water balance rather drastically.

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    51. Re:AUGGGHHH by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Primitive farming, using stone age tools, is *vastly* more time-consuming than primitive hunting. And the plants of yester-era were not nearly as productive as those we enjoy today. Look up what American maize (corn) looked like just 400 years ago for a good example.

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    52. Re:AUGGGHHH by CountBrass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Re your sig. Does that mean when the justice system makes a mistake and kills an innocent man that the judge, prosecutor, prosecution witnesses and jury in the case should all receive the death penalty?

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    53. Re:AUGGGHHH by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Why would we want to spend any time up there when we've got all the good land to live in?

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    54. Re:AUGGGHHH by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Inuit also live in some of the harshest conditions inhabited by man. You don't discover much under those conditions. Experimenting is discouraged, as experimenting tends to get you killed, and, since surviving under these conditions is a team effort, tends to get the people depending on you killed as well.

    55. Re:AUGGGHHH by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      More likely a violent minority sort control of the more readily edible food resources forcing the remainder to make use of the more inedible food resources as best they could ie. cook and process inedible or starve.

      This principle would be reinforced during harsher environmental conditions, the coming on of an ice age, the ice age itself and the return to normal climatic conditions. Now as ice ages have consistently be repeated during the evolution of humanity, an adaptability to significantly altering climate conditions and food resource changes, gives intelligence a significant boost over simple physical capability.

      Hmm, cooking frozen food anyone ;).

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    56. Re:AUGGGHHH by yada21 · · Score: 1

      Some people find banana's slimey. Fortunatley, the free market gives them the power to choose alternative fruit's.

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    57. Re:AUGGGHHH by Sebilrazen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Man..I hope not, I LOVE sushi.

      Me, too.

      I think we're safe since sushi is actually the rice and that is cooked and vinegared. The fish, or sashimi, is easier to digest than milk, but less digestible than soya bean. PDF

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    58. Re:AUGGGHHH by Sebilrazen · · Score: 1

      Civilization arose because of beans!

      Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit;
      The more you eat, the more you toot.
      The more you toot, the better you feel;
      So let's make it beans for every meal.

      other versions

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    59. Re:AUGGGHHH by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      Civilization arose because of beans!

      Yes. They truly are a magical fruit.

    60. Re:AUGGGHHH by that+IT+girl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually... yes. ;)

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    61. Re:AUGGGHHH by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There definitely are plenty of mushrooms that have strong flavors of their own! But as far as I understand, in everyday usage "mushroom" means the white button mushrooms without much flavor of their own.

      Not really. The white mushrooms are the ones you're going to see most often, and since they're cheap, it's what most people will buy.

      But, to those of us who cook (and, especially those of us who love mushrooms =) your supermarket will usually have trumpet, crimini, portobello,and shitake in addition to the ubiquitous white ones. Then there's usually several dried varieties which usually travel from someplace else -- like a lobster mushroom, which isn't a specific kind of mushroom, but one which has a fungus growing on it which makes it red and gives it a different flavor.

      Go to a Chinese grocer (or a good grocery store) and you'll find even more varieties of dried mushrooms, with much stronger flavors.

      For many of us, mushroom just covers the whole spectrum of tasty things out there. Include the whole spectrum of fungus, and you'll get up into things like truffles, which can be some of the most flavorful (and expensive) foodstuffs.

      Cheers

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    62. Re:AUGGGHHH by NulDevice · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More time-consuming intially, yes, but it also allowed a centralized location for food production. If you have a "farm", you don't need to travel as far to find food, and you can often generate enough of it to store for the non-productive season - which means you can stay in one place. Get a number of farms in similar areas, you have agriculture. Then specialization. Then towns and cities start to form. And so forth.

      Also, a lot of early agriculture was only slightly more advanced than basic hunting-gathering - wasn't so much "work the land, till the soil" as "hey, tasty stuff grows here, maybe we should make sure we leave enough behind so it grows there again next year."

      If you're interested in this sort of paleo-history, I recommend the book "After The Ice" which is a remarkably detailed look at the rise of civilisation, including basic agriculture arising from hunter-gatherer groups, after the last ice age.

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    63. Re:AUGGGHHH by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

      Eating grains (sugar) = smarts... that also must be why mice are so smart then. And Ants love sugar (think honeydew) so that's also why ants are so smart and termites, that eat hard to digest wood, are so dumb. Oh wait, what about dolphins or gorillas?

      Talking about sugar and grains, seriously now, when did humans start getting cavities that rotted out their teeth and how does that factor into survival?

    64. Re:AUGGGHHH by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I think it was probably due to the taste rather than the maggots themselves. Maggots are edible and taste like whatever they've been eating. If the meat goes sours then the maggots taste bad too.

      I doubt the maggots themselves made primitive humans all that squeamish.

    65. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese are not a single race so it's not racist it's cultural. You can say the same thing about Americans.

    66. Re:AUGGGHHH by beckerist · · Score: 1

      Wait, what?! Oh I get it. There you go, eating wood again!

    67. Re:AUGGGHHH by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Is that really a burger then?

    68. Re:AUGGGHHH by yabos · · Score: 1

      Then there's those whackos that make the maggot cheese that they made people eat on Fear Factor. Yes it was an actual food with real maggots and people eat it.

    69. Re:AUGGGHHH by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's probably true (especially given that many primitives eat grubs of various sorts). So it's not an exact "reason" for smoking meat, but rather a nebulous cloud of reasons that happen to all wind up with the same goal (edible meat) and result (preserved meat).

      Which is true of many such developments -- they're not either/or situations, but rather an accumulation of loosely related processes, and sometimes of outright coincidences.

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    70. Re:AUGGGHHH by Reziac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's true, but at the level we're talking about in TFA, we're still mystified by seeds, and might have discovered tilling the ground with a pointed stick. Try that someday, if you want to experience real backbreaking labour... especially in grasslands. In fact, healthy grasslands are just about untillable, beyond a household vegetable patch that will take you a month to prepare, without plow beasts and the related technology (we're not even up to iron plowshares yet).

      "Good stuff grows here" is gatherer, not farmer, and requires no labour whatever other than occasionally going to pick the stuff, or driving off competing deer. Trouble is, it tends to be extremely seasonal. Frex, you've got about two weeks to harvest grains before they fall to the ground and you pick them up one kernel at a time .. not practical with pre-selective-breeding grains, which are very small (and avariciously competed for by small rodents).

      I used to harvest a sort of dryland precursor to rice that grows wild in Montana. It has big tasty seeds compared to most wild grasses, yet a whole day's work resulted in just one small bowl of food. In the same time and with less effort, I could have killed a couple dozen squirrels and had meat for a week.

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    71. Re:AUGGGHHH by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Tho I don't suppose it's any worse than the slimey type of bleu cheese!!

      Think of it as cheese with bacon bits. ;)

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    72. Re:AUGGGHHH by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      Ooh, gives new meaning to the term "smart-ass".

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    73. Re:AUGGGHHH by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      ...and that's why I'm still single...

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    74. Re:AUGGGHHH by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Don't be a colossal bonehead, do a little research. The Inuit live in the Arctic, and traditionalists can survive on the ice, making things out of bones and gut and skin and snow and eating mammals and fish. They're at just about the pinnacle of paleolithic tech, and I'd like to see any of your grain-munchin' bath-averse bronze-waving ancestors last a season up there.

      Heck, throw in our Iron Age ancestors too. The Vikings were chased out of North America by the Inuit (as best as we can tell from surviving writings). There's a good chance they finished off the Greenland settlement too, during the "Little Ice Age". Make things a bit colder, and the Inuit way of life is actually superior.

    75. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Button mushrooms are just about tasteless. It's impossible for them to be yuck.

      Only uncooked.

      Only unripe.

      They are very tasty raw if they have ripened so that the spores are dark brown, the partial veil has ruptured and the hat has a yellow-brownish hue. At that stage they also have much aroma.

    76. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the cooked rice is almost pure carbohydrate in an easily-digested form that is quickly-available fuel for your muscles and brain.

      while this is true in a sense, the "rest of the story" is much more important.

      rice is almost always a high glycemic load food due to its high glycemic index and the large amounts people tend to eat per serving.

      the carbs from rice quickly break down into blood glucose, but too much blood glucose will kill you (ask a type i diabetic). so your body responds by rapidly producing insulin which is designed to lower blood glucose levels by topping off glucose stores in the muscles and liver (i think that's the right organ) and the rest gets converted into fat. In addition excess insulin in the blood locks down current fat stores so they can't be used to increase blood glucose.

      since your brain is a glucose hog, it doesn't take too long for blood glucose levels to drop to a level that makes the brain foggy, grumpy and hungry.

      this is the main reason for the post thanksgiving "coma" routine. if you ever wondered why so many calories sapped so much of your energy, now you know why.

      i minimized foods like rice, bread, etc. and started eating primarily fruits with a few veggies and my energy not only sored, it is now consistent throughout the day. i feel better in my 40s than i did in my teens. i lost 25 lbs of fat and added 70 lbs to my bench press. I lost my life long allergy problem and i haven't called in sick due to a cold in 13 months - probably close to double my previous best. i used to hate running, now i like it.

      the harvard medical doctors over at the joslin diabetes center recommend minimizing rice in order to reduce one's risk of diabetes and heart disease:

      http://www.joslin.org/1083_2162.asp

      in one study, a diet similar to the one joslin recommends showed an 83% reduction in the incidence of diabetes:

      http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSL2979390020080530

      the old mantra that foods like rice are "quick energy" are dangerous in that they are only partially true.

      the statement should read something like "rice is quick energy that will ultimately lead to elevated insulin levels, a glucose starved brain, hunger and an increased risk of obesity and chronic disease in people who don't have a genetically blunted insulin response."

      do you have a genetically blunted insulin response? looking in the mirror is a good gauge. if you can eat high glycemic load meals and maintain low body fat levels, you are genetically blessed*. most people can't, hence the obesity epidemic and health care cost crisis.

      * this blessing typically doesn't last a lifetime, though. as we age, we tend to produce more insulin. this is why people tend to get fat at 40 when they eat less than they did at 18 and were thin.

      the mantra "calories in, calories out" is equally misleading. it assumes that one's hormonal response to the foods we eat are negligible. this couldn't be further from the truth.

      hormones play a vital role in whether your body stores fat, how you feel, your energy level and your satiety.

      to illustrate this point, manuel uribe used to feel hungry and deprived on 30k calories a day. he now eats a diet, which is very similar to the one recommended by joslin diabetes center, and he's only eating about 2k calories a day (a 93% reduction in caloric intake and likely less than you!). he went from 1230 lbs to just over 800 lbs in about 2 years. he feels great, is upbeat and isn't hungry - all because he eats to balance his hormonal responses. his resting heart beat is 55, his blood pressure is normal and his lipid profiles are fantastic - and he can't even walk yet.

      you can follow manuel uribe's progress on the discovery channel.

    77. Re:AUGGGHHH by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't know if cooking *really* brings anything extra to preserving meat. Drying meat surely predates cooking, though cooking before drying might make the whole process faster, and help it stay good longer... But probably not a dramatic improvement.

      I can't think of a single method of preserving meat that involves cooking it first. (Well, except freezing leftovers, but that doesn't count.)

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    78. Re:AUGGGHHH by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Once you learn to smoke meat you can keep it a much longer time.

      Smoking is not cooking. Although you may happen to cook and smoke meat at the same time (as when barbecuing), smoked meats (like bacon and salmon) are still considered to be raw. In fact, one of the tricky parts of smoking is to make sure the smoke has cooled off enough before it reaches the meat so that it doesn't cook it.

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    79. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agriculture is more time consuming and less productive than hunter-gathering. Per calorie per hour.

      The switch from hunt/gathering to agriculture was in many ways harmful. Agricultural societies had a more limited diet, more health problems, and a shorter life span. In the Americas, the archeological record shows that when societies switched to agriculture, a diet of mostly corn lead to rotting teeth! The labor or agriculture hurt their bones! It appears that earlier hunter gatherers had longer, healthier lives.

    80. Re:AUGGGHHH by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, this didn't happen instantly. It took generations. But we're talking timescales of thousnads of years here. Gathering becomae very primitive agriculture, primitive ag became les primitive, etc. My point is that somehwere along the line, there was a transition from a constantly mobile existence to a mroe fixed one that allowed further specialization and eventually the development of modern civ. Whether it was difficult or not at the beginning doesn't change the fact that it actually happened.

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    81. Re:AUGGGHHH by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Actually... yes. ;)

      That's what women say they want, but their behavior says otherwise.

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    82. Re:AUGGGHHH by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      We man got smarts by cooking meats you vegan bitches!

      This would only be true if the vegans you're caricaturing were also raw-food fanatics. While there may well be some people who fit into both groups, most of the vegans who I've cooked for and with have been conscientious and knowledgeable about the need to cook their foods to make nutrients more available. As a chemically-aware scientist running the animal rights group, I simply didn't let woolly-minded organic-tree-huggery bunny loving go past without being challenged and corrected. The moral arguments are more than capable of standing up by themselves, without needing pseudo-science to prop them up.

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    83. Re:AUGGGHHH by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      For many of us, mushroom just covers the whole spectrum of tasty things out there. Include the whole spectrum of fungus, and you'll get up into things like truffles, which can be some of the most flavorful (and expensive) foodstuffs.

      Indeed! Just ask Steve!

    84. Re:AUGGGHHH by DeadlyBattleRobot · · Score: 1

      > The work of a few farmers allowed others more time to develop tools, arts, philosophy, religion, etc.

      Farming also argued to allow nationalism, warfare, crime, poverty, feudalism, obesity, species extinction, hunger and starvation.

      See:
      Against the Grain: How Agriculture Has Hijacked Civilization
      http://www.amazon.com/Against-Grain-Agriculture-Hijacked-Civilization/dp/0865476225

    85. Re:AUGGGHHH by samurphy21 · · Score: 1

      No, you can't.

      *run*

    86. Re:AUGGGHHH by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      "A sammich without bread isn't a sammich -- it's meat with mustard on your hands!" -- P. Potomus Esq.

    87. Re:AUGGGHHH by xenn · · Score: 1

      dont be rude.

    88. Re:AUGGGHHH by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      My wife and I tried some dish with truffles on our honeymoon in Vegas at a restaurant in the Belagio. They indeed were flavorful: they tasted like dirt! Truffles are just a fad food: people eat them just to say they did, and because they're expensive. There's no rational reason for their pricing or demand.

    89. Re:AUGGGHHH by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This isn't quite right. Women like confidence, and assume that confidence also shows intelligence. That's why women like sociopaths so much. They exude confidence, and it's not until later the woman regrets her choice, and then it's too late. This is why women like guys who have a criminal record.

    90. Re:AUGGGHHH by f()rK()_Bomb · · Score: 1

      Casu Marzu is the cheese ur thinking of, my god it looks bloody horrendous :O http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

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    91. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) Eating sugars does not = smarts. Protein has much more to do with it than sugar.
      B) Eating wood does not = "dumb." That's as moronic as saying a salad makes you dumber while a jolly rancher makes you smarter.
      C) How are cavities relevant at all to this conversation? Cavities exist in all animals that grow enameled teeth. His questions and topics were completely worthless and the gp was just being funny about it...I would say he was being much less rude than he (or she) should have been.

    92. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well thank you for your defense, but I was just trying to make a joke! Heh. And xenn...relax man. Laugh! Smile! It's good for you :-)
      --beckerist

    93. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whooosh

      Whooosh

      your can momma can eat my wood!

    94. Re:AUGGGHHH by Rei · · Score: 1

      Most calories in hunter-gather societies, at least modern ones, comes from plants -- not meat. Now, one could easily argue that meat added an influx of nutrients that were hard to come by in plant matter, but from a calorie standpoint, it's not usually a big player. We have this mental image of hunter-gatherers going from one big kill to the next, but in the real world, it's mostly the occasional bit of small game mixed in with a lot of fruit, nuts, berries, greens, tubers, grains, and so on.

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    95. Re:AUGGGHHH by Rei · · Score: 1

      You may be shocked to learn that I got my statistic about most hunter gather society energy coming from plants from a book -- "The Third Chimpanzee". Written by an evolutionary biologist who's studied hunter-gatherer societies. Sorry if it offended your dietary sensibilities enough that you felt the need to insult me for mentioning it.

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    96. Re:AUGGGHHH by Rei · · Score: 1

      Given that modern day hunter gatherers, except in a small number of special circumstances, get most of their calories from plant matter, not meat, why should we expect the situation to have been different for our ancestors? Because we love mental images of them spending all their time hunting big game, rather than the actual situation, where "meat" is usually a small bird, a rodent, or so on?

      Even when the prey is big game, it's not nearly like you describe it. Stalking big game on foot generally takes days at best and extreme distances covered.

      Nor is it right to treat all wild crops as a poor return on energy expended. For example, cattail pollen, a common food during the right season among natives who lived near where cattails grow, is almost pure protein, and is harvested merely by shaking the heads into a pouch. Doesn't get much easier than that, and often you get some of the "kittens tails" with -- those are edible, too. Cattail tubers are such a high density starch source that they're being investigated as an ethanol feedstock. You can also eat the shoots. I once read about a relative of bindweed (a common garden pest) that has an edible tuber sometimes weighing in at over 40 pounds, most of that starch. Acorns were a staple diet for many native american tribes. A cup of acorn flour has ~500 calories. Takes some work to crack them (dehydrating helps), and you have to leach the tannins, but it can be a ridiculously abundant food source in some areas. In the tropics, edible plants are even more common in large quantities -- coconuts, bananas, etc.

      Meat may be the "glamorous" part of hunter-gatherer societies, but it's not where most of the calories usually come from.

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    97. Re:AUGGGHHH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe some people's behaviour... I'm different... but of course guys always think I'm not so they try to impress me by acting like a moron. /me doomed to be single forever.

      P.S., this is 'that IT girl', just too lazy to log in.

  2. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... if we feed animals with cooked food they will start to get intelligent?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. Didn't you read the summary?

      "Our big brains suddenly got smart."

      Animals have small brains, so they can't suddenly get smart.

    2. Re:So... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you give them a couple million years to mutate, yes. Provided my step-mother isn't the one who cooks the animals meals of course, in which case they'd devolve faster than you can say "that steak is raw!".

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    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Our big brains suddenly got smart. We started creating art and maybe even religion."

      Religion? But I thought you said we got smart.

    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then they will create their own god and the resulting holy war will destroy us all. Because there is not nearly as much remorse in killing a different species. I don't think we'd be around today if another intelligent species had developed alongside us...one would have most certainly destroyed the other or both.

      I propose we hold off on feeding cooked meals to other species...

    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like sperm whales and elephants? those seem like huge brains to me, maybe we should give cooked food to whales and elephants.

    6. Re:So... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      You would also need selective pressure to bring out the more intelligent individuals for gene selection.

      The cooking is a prerequisite for the cause to be able to work but it isn't the causal force itself.

    7. Re:So... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if a large stone obelisk moves into the neighborhood at the same time...

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    8. Re:So... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      No, you're confusing whales and elephants with the otters....those damned, super-intelligent otters!

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    9. Re:So... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...one would have most certainly destroyed the other or both...

      So then what's so intelligent about two so called intelligent species destroying one another? It seems to me that a REAL sign of intelligence would be to use those smarts to figure out how to get along with one another. Judging from human history, it seems that people today don't live together in peace any better than they did in the supposed cave-man days. Does that mean that humans today are less intelligent than our ancient forebears? After all, the only thing we seem to be better at is greatly increasing the destructive capability of the weapons we construct to use against one another.

      In every area, individual, family, businesses, ethnic groups within and countries against one another, humans are still continually at war with one another, despite a yearning for peace on the part of many.

      Maybe intelligence has nothing whatsoever to do whether even members of the same species can live peacefully together. Maybe instead it demonstrates that humans today are LESS intelligent.

      If truly intelligent extraterrestrial beings from the far reaches of the universe did exist and observed the human race, they'd be the biggest of fools to make contact with that warring bunch of low-life called humanity. Instead, they'd surely use their advanced technology and knowledge to ensure that we all remain safely quarantined here in the solar system, lest we export our quarrels throughout an otherwise peaceful universe.

      Even in our space fictions, war on a cosmic scale is a constant, recurring theme. Imaginary weapons are built that can vaporize an entire planet. To me that is definitely NOT a sign of intelligence.

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    10. Re:so... by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      the irony is that now cooking is actually making us dumber again -- well fast food, high fructose corn syrup, and brewing specifically.

      No. Sorry. I do NOT believe a word of this wildly-speculative pseudoscience. How can it be that people get grants for this kind of research?

      I know I feel a lot smarter after a couple of brews - heck, I know and have an opinion on just about anything.

      Perhaps if you have a couple it will also answer your second question too!

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    11. Re:So... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that a REAL sign of intelligence would be to use those smarts to figure out how to get along with one another.

      Why would that necessarily be intelligent? Putting aside for a second definitions of what intelligence really is (some sort of capability for problem solving, however defined), the evolutionary advantage of intelligence would be to ensure perpetuation of your species. If another species is competitive with yours, the safest, and possibly therefore the most intelligent approach, is to eradicate it, no? Getting along with another species opens up yours to the risk that the other species might follow this line of reasoning, and take you out.

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    12. Re:So... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      You know, it's only a matter of time before someone mentions super intelligent sea creatures with lasers on their heads, within this thread...

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    13. Re:So... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      Yes. I've seen dogs that can actually say: "mmmmmmmeat!"

    14. Re:So... by shawb · · Score: 1

      Religion implies a certain level of intelligence. It's quite a step from "avoid predators, find food, mate" to asking such large questions as "does something happen after I die?" and "why is the world the way it is?" to "how did the world begin?" Religion may not provide the correct answers, but it would be meaningless without the ability to ask those questions. In a way religion can be seen as an outcropping of the genesis of scientific thought.

      For some idea of where I stand on this, I am halfway through Unweaving the Rainbow, with The Blind Watchmaker on deck.

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    15. Re:So... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I must admit - my first thought was: I'd better watch what I feed our cats - they are plenty crafty enough as it is, can open doors, they selectively steal writing instruments,etc... maybe they are related to "Scratch - Destroyer of Worlds" from PVP comic.

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    16. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you mean train sharks to cook their food with lasers?!!?

      brilliant!!!

    17. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, i've seen alot of dogs in my day...and the ones that are fed table scraps seem to be more intelligent...but maybe that's just a reward...

    18. Re:So... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why on earth would we have big brains that were dumb? That doesn't make any sense from a survival aspect. Carrying around extra weight and a non-functional large brain?

      If this theory is true, then yes, we should suddenly see the rise of cat and dog civilizations. They will probably be so super-intelligent that they will actually enslave another, dumber race of creatures to take care of their daily needs. This will give them ample time to bask in the luxury of doing absolutely nothing at all besides playing, eating, sleeping and toying with their slaves.

      As the parent said, though, that could never happen.

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    19. Re:So... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....If another species is competitive with yours....

      In nature there are a number of examples where species COOPERATE rather than compete. Each of them, together are doing better that they could alone. Competition is NOT the only means to insure survival. This often true of human communities. In humans at least, trust, more than intelligence can improve survival chances.

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    20. Re:So... by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      You best be more concerned about the crows.

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    21. Re:So... by i_b_don · · Score: 1

      um... we get a long with cows pretty well... at least from our stand point.

      Although you're right, eradication is an advantage if they are a direct competitor. However you can easily substitute race, religion, or nation for "species" and you can say the exact same thing. The fact that we're all humans matters not at all from a "pass of your genetics" point of view. All that matters is that YOUR genetics or close family genetics survive.

      d

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    22. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course we will.

    23. Re:So... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wonder what the cows' view of this is...

      I think human behavior illustrates my point. The Hutus and Tutsis in Rwanda, or the situation in the former Yugoslavia is illustrative.

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    24. Re:So... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Unweaving the Rainbow" is a great read and I would recommend it to anyone who thinks they have to be religious to experience religious awe. However I think that Dawkin's mission to convert people to Atheisim is just as pointless as missionaries converting people to Theisim.

      I don't think of religion as an 'outcrop' of science, I think of it as pre-formalised science. It is far more productive to educate people on the philosophy and methods of science (as opposed to the pile of factoids approach you find at most schools), and let them come to their own religious conclusions.

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    25. Re:So... by Alpha+Whisky · · Score: 1

      Guess what, another intelligent species did develop alongside us, we now call them Neanderthals. They're no longer around.

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    26. Re:So... by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Seen? Signing with paws must be a hell of an achievement.

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    27. Re:So... by smashin234 · · Score: 1

      Oh the smart cats are the most troublesome. My wife told me about one she had growing up that they named "slash" (Guess where that name came from...)

      And that cat ate human food at will. Tupperware was no obstacle, nor was the refrigerator being closed. And for entertainment, toilet paper was fun....and maybe thats where the name came from.

      Anyway, the fun part of that is before they found out the cat could open tupperware, my wife's mother yelled at dad for not using an utensil to cut some cake...and of course the dad was like, "women I don't know what your talking about"...nice little argument until they found the cat opening another piece of tupperware later....and putting it back on.

      Scary, but that cat ate cooked food so to speak more then cat food most of its life....

    28. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    29. Re:So... by kungfugleek · · Score: 1

      If you give them a couple million years to mutate, yes.

      I dunno. I think we could speed that up with a little genetic manipulation -- get to the "20% brainers" by tweaking some dna thingies and start feeding them with the seasonal veggies you'll find at places like Outback Steakhouse. If they tell you "No animals allowed." You can just say, "No rules, just right." And bang, you got 'em by the short and curlies.

      But maybe my mental picture of genetic modification is a little simplistic. I kinda picture a little mini set of Tinker Toys with tiny robotic arms going in and rearranging the pieces one by one.

    30. Re:So... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't think of religion as an 'outcrop' of science, I think of it as pre-formalised science. It is far more productive to educate people on the philosophy and methods of science (as opposed to the pile of factoids approach you find at most schools), and let them come to their own religious conclusions.

      The way I see it, if you were drawing a Venn diagram then the circles for science and religion would not overlap, but both would be entirely encompassed by the circle representing philosophy.

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    31. Re:So... by shawb · · Score: 1

      I agree that converting everyone to atheism would not be a good thing. In a way, the ID crowd even helps science. They have a different mindset than scientists, and are fighting to punch holes in scientific theory, most notably evolution. This means they are quick to point out gaps in our knowledge which can inspire valuable research to fill those gaps. The trifecta of "irreducible complexities" (human eye, immune system and bacterial flagellum) has led scientists to analyze and formalize the evolution of the eye from a simple light detector to the marvel it is, to probe deeper into the variety of immune systems that exist (which could lead to direct medical advances) and to look hard at the mechanism of the toxin syringe (which creates knowledge that would be helpful in nanotech.) Any student of ecology knows that a monoculture is a risky proposition, and this could be expanded to include an intellectual monoculture of pure scientific thought.

      And to clarify, I wasn't thinking of religion as an outcropping of science, more an outcropping of the natural curiosity of the world which leads to science. Mrchaotica more eloquently identified this tendency as philosophy, or at the very least the desire of knowledge of the world which leads to philosophy.

      But yeah. Unweaving the Rainbow has lead me to understand where I fit in regards to science. I am not a professional scientist but am intrigued by and enjoy reading and thinking about science and scientific topics. The book has helped me become comfortable being an connoisseur in science, even if it is unlikely that I will personally ever directly contribute much to the art. Artists in other fields appreciate having people enjoy and understand their work and it drives them to excellence. I don't see why it has to be different in the art of directly understanding the universe.

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    32. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, probably not.

      Only if you made them cook their own food. Then they'd have to. :)

      Oh, wait !

      On the other paw / prehensile-extension : giving animals at large ever greater incentives to unlocking or unwrapping our food and trash, might speed up selection for analytical and manipulative intelligence.

      I vaguely recall that something of the sort seems to be happening with foxes and other furry omnivoires over in Great Britain. Probably elsewhere, as well.

      Great crows in Japan already have exibited uncanny ( i.e.: eerie - chilling ) levels of social intelligence. There are cases of apes collectively fighting humans for water, or carrying some injured or dead individuals to hospitals or police stations. Both in Africa and in the Indian subcontinent.

      The Fortean Times or Annanova can give more examples and better references.

      Dolphins and whales seem to have quite enough potential.

      Maybe the evolutionary pressure from climate-change, habitat-destruction, pollution, and xNA junk from genetically engineered stuff will drive a few of them to supersimian levels of social, manipulative, and analytical intelligence.

      But I think that drought+cofee bushes east of Ogdulvai are what pushed our ancestors on to intelligence. And that civilization only really took hold after they discovered beer.

      Look it up ;)
       

    33. Re:So... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I think the current state of affairs is also eloquently summed up by Mrchaotica, however I think that in the past science evolved from religion.

      I am a computer scientist but I make a living from programming and have never worked as a 'real' scientist. Your comparison of science to art may confound some people but as far as I'm concerned it's spot on.

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  3. well.... by pxlmusic · · Score: 4, Funny

    still no explanation for Steak-umms

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    1. Re:well.... by smallfries · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yet it does explain the entire "raw" food movement

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    2. Re:well.... by sectionboy · · Score: 1

      How do you like your steak be cooked, sir? Smart or dumb ?

    3. Re:well.... by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

      screaming? just kidding.

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    4. Re:well.... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Steak tartare is made from the most expensive cuts of beef. You'll have a pretty hard time chewing and digesting the rest of the cow.

    5. Re:well.... by jandrese · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw a TV special on raw food people once. It was a house with like 20 hippies living in it. The one guy was all gung ho about "raw" food and was going on and on about how cooking destroys the food man, but the rest of the people (in the background) were clearly not enamored with his leafy vegetable "burrito". The guy's attitude was so "holier than thou" that I wanted to smack him in the mouth. Seriously, it was like the guy who became a Vegan to one-up his vegetarian friends, but then moved in with a bunch of other Vegans and had to figure out a way to one-up them.

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    6. Re:well.... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      yeah, I've met people like this. And guess what? I wanted to smack them in the mouth. Vegans are funny though, you'll never see people eat as much large quantities of food as they. It's insane how much vegans eat.

    7. Re:well.... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      you'll never see people eat as much large quantities of food as they. It's insane how much vegans eat.

      Not really, when you remember that any herbivore has to eat a lot of plant matter. And they crap at lot, too. And generate lots of methane.

      Vegetarianism is bad for the environment!!!!!!

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    8. Re:well.... by carlzum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There was (is?) a "raw foodist" restaurant near Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. They did things like bake pizza in the sun, which seemed more like serving poorly cooked food rather than raw food. I thought it was a stupid idea, I'm glad to see there's evidence that it is indeed stupid. There are plenty of sound arguments for reducing or eliminating meat consumption, but a strict raw food diet smacks of self-satisfied douche-ism.

    9. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was (is?) a "raw foodist" restaurant near Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. They did things like bake pizza in the sun, which seemed more like serving poorly cooked food rather than raw food. I thought it was a stupid idea, I'm glad to see there's evidence that it is indeed stupid. There are plenty of sound arguments for reducing or eliminating meat consumption, but a strict raw food diet smacks of self-satisfied douche-ism.

      Most of that raw food undergoes extended (think 24 hours+) preparation for it to be useful.

      Take almonds for example -- they'll often be soaked in water for up to two days, for two purposes:

      1. Preferred taste of sprouted almonds
      2. Facilitates disgestion

      Raw food is just another cuisine type -- I'm not personally a huge fan. That said, most strong opinions smack of self-satisfied douche-ism, including yours.

    10. Re:well.... by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      But they are great for the allotment.

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    11. Re:well.... by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Some of the raw-foodists I've come across are some of the most anti-science folk I've had the displeasure of dealing with, and that includes young earth creationists.

      For example, anyone who suggests evidence that hey, cooking might be beneficial at least some of the time is derided as being a pawn of some vast conspiracy of big pharma, the medical establishment and the scientific community that wants to keep you eating cooked food so you're sick and they all make money. Mention that humanity has been cooking food 150,000 years before the pharma industry was even born, and well, that's the scientific community conspiring to lie to you. It's impossible to argue with these people, because any counterargument is merely another layer of conspiracy.

      My favorite argument that they trot out is "zoo animals don't eat cooked food." As if there was some sort of 1-1 correlation with what, say, a pygmy marmoset eats and what humans eat.

      Also, many claim that switching to a raw diet cured everything from acne to cancer. Which may be true, but what they fail to take into account almost accross the board is that perhaps it wasn't the inclusion of raw food that fixed everything, but the exclusion of some terrible crap they were eating before.

      It's some seriously wack stuff.

      Don't get me wrong, some raw foods can be very delicious and healthy. But it's not everything. And besides cooked foods are tasty!

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  4. I can't cook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't cook you insensitive prick!

  5. My Obsession by Misanthrope · · Score: 1

    So I can use this to smack down people for making fun of my obsession with cooking, some sort of complicated excuse for my desire to purchase a smoker/kegging system/jet powered coffee roaster?

    1. Re:My Obsession by SpicyLemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does that mean I can belittle people for making fun of my obsession with eating other people's cooking?

      1) I'm fat.
      2) I eat buffets all the time.
      3) Buffets contain mostly cooked food.
      4) Eating cooked food makes you smarter.
      Therefore, I'm smarter than you.

      And if that doesn't work, how about this.

      I'm kind of smart. I'm also fat from eating cooked foods. If I marry a fat woman that's good at cooking food and we have kids. That kid should be a little smarter than me. Then we can make my kid fat by feeding him/her lots of cooked foods. As long as he/she doesn't marry a twig, my grandchildren will be brilliant!!!

      I have just justified my overeating.

      Thank you again /.

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  6. Suddenly... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then, 150,000 years ago, our big brains suddenly got smart.

    I'm betting there's a giant black obelisk involved ... (cue weird music)

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    1. Re:Suddenly... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm betting there's a giant black monolith involved ... (cue Richard Strauss music)

      There, fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Suddenly... by Casai · · Score: 1

      Yeah, which inspired us to start stabbing pigs and eating meat instead of just plants...which led to more available calories to feed our growing brains. See, it's all logically consistent.

    3. Re:Suddenly... by owlnation · · Score: 1

      or... since he was describing weird music, I suspect he may mean György Ligeti's Requiem.

      Strauss isn't that weird, though it was his piece used at the monolith moment in the movie.

    4. Re:Suddenly... by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      So....bacon makes you a genius! Awesome!

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    5. Re:Suddenly... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Correct enough, though *in real life*, monoliths are natural geological features, while obelisks are artificial (alien/man-made) features. The one in 2001 is an oddity as it's not shaped like an obelisk, but is also clearly not a natural object. In the context of the story, I stand corrected and am off to re-read the book ... :-)

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    6. Re:Suddenly... by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....but is also clearly not a natural object.....

      How do you KNOW whether an object is "natural" or man/alien made, ie. intelligently designed? What are the characteristics of an artificial object and a natural one and what differentiates them?

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    7. Re:Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the music in that scene is Ligeti's "Atmospheres".

      See:
      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0509893/

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosph%C3%A8res

    8. Re:Suddenly... by dartmongrel · · Score: 3, Funny

      "my god, its full of hamburgers!"

    9. Re:Suddenly... by CroDragn · · Score: 1

      Well I'd say the ability to jumpstart fusion in Jupiter is a pretty good sign that the object isn't natural.

    10. Re:Suddenly... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      betcha the apes knocked the monolith over, noticed that it was really hot, and then started grilling mammoth burgers on there. Suddenly, they were smart.

    11. Re:Suddenly... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      I know this isn't /r/, but you got a link to a torrent?

    12. Re:Suddenly... by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Cooking and fire were taught to us by Prometheus, not the obelisk. The obelisk just taught us how to beat the shit out of other monkeys because it is bored and an ass. Everywhere that thing goes it fucks shit up. Hell, in the sequel it even blows up Jupiter for shits and giggles.

    13. Re:Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm betting there's a Stargate involved...(cue Joel Goldsmith music)
      There, fixed that for YOU!

    14. Re:Suddenly... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....fusion in Jupiter....

      How do you, or anybody KNOW for sure that fusion on the SUN is natural? There is some good evidence that the sun is NOT a big campfire fueled by wood, coal or even any known process of thermonuclear fusion.

      The laws of thermodynamics decree that heat always flows from the hotter locations to the cooler ones. Why is it that the sun's surface is so much cooler than the outer atmosphere we call the corona? If the interior of the sun (according to fusion theory) is in the millions of degrees and then the surface only in the thousands, that data could fit the fusion theory. But WHY is the corona, much further from the presumed source of fusion heat again in the millions of degrees? Either our understanding of the sun is faulty or our experimental knowledge of thermodynamics has some very basic pieces missing. I tend to think that it is our understanding of the Sun, rather than the fundamentals of thermodynamics.

      From actual experiments we know pretty much how fusion progresses and what particles are generated by this process. One the particles generated is a very penetrating one we have called the neutrino. The number of these that should be generated by the fusion process is well established by theory backed up by experiments. From the energy put out by the sun, a certain number of these neutrinos should be detectable on earth in any given time period. The problem is, that the number of neutrinos from the sun that we detect is much, very much smaller than what known thermonuclear fusion generates. Either, the energy of the sun is not produced by fusion, or there is something fundamental about the fusion process which we do not understand. We do know from fusion experiments on earth that the theory fusion and experimental observations line up very well. This also is a powerful indication that the energy of the sun may not generated by fusion, but by some as yet unknown method. Nobody has yet come of with a plausible explanation of where the missing neutrinos went.

      Fusion may NOT be a natural process, even in the sun or other stars.

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    15. Re:Suddenly... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      > Why is it that the sun's surface is so much cooler than the outer atmosphere we call the corona?

      IANBM [1], but maybe the fucking-hot gasses are lighter than the not-so-fucking-hot gasses, hence travel away from the center of mass, taking the heat with them?

      But that's basically just a wild guess, for all I know about fusion and astrophysics it could really be baby Jesus intelligently distributing the heat.

      [1] I am not Brian May.

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    16. Re:Suddenly... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "How do you, or anybody KNOW for sure that fusion on the SUN is natural?"

      You don't, you also don't KNOW aliens did it, therefore Occam's razor applies and it is assumed to be natural until evidence to the contrary is available.

      Same deal with the monolith in 2001 except this time the razor says that such an object is likely to be either a life-form or an artificial construct because of evidence such as it's shape and the ability to terraform gas giants.

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    17. Re:Suddenly... by Blahm · · Score: 1

      Actually, the weird music the parent is referring to is Gyorgy Ligeti's Atmospheres and Lux Aeterna.

    18. Re:Suddenly... by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      Umm... wow. This is all just so wrong it makes my brain want to explode. We do know what causes coronal heating (hint: it has to do with magnetic fields, charged particles, and low densities, a very similar thing happens in earth's atmosphere). And we found the "missing" neutrinos (turns out they oscillate types).

    19. Re:Suddenly... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...of evidence such as it's shape and the ability to terraform gas giants...

      Shape alone, as such by itself, is insufficient to infer intelligence from. There also needs to be an independently given, known pattern that has only a small probability of existence.

      The obelisk in 2001 fits both criteria and therefore there is a high probability it is indeed of intelligent origin.

      There are many, very complex rock formation and shapes all of which are quite natural. However in North Dakota there is a mountainside with the known faces of American Presidents. This is very improbable and matches an independently given pattern. The pattern corresponds to information we know, independently from what we discover on that particular mountain. From this we can infer that some intelligent sculptor, not the action of wind and rain is behind those particular mountain sides. Of course we also still know the name of the person who carved these faces.

      When you walk on the seashore, you will come across many intricate patterns laid down by wind an waves. You will not attribute any of these to intelligence. If however you come across a heart shaped scrawl with the inscription "John loves Mary", you correctly infer from your independent knowledge of the shapes and letters of language, that this particular pattern has the hallmarks of intelligence.

      In sum then, if there is a small probability and independent specificity, it is safe to infer intelligence behind it.

      What we observe of the sun is quite natural, but it is likely that we REALLY don't know much more than what the ancients knew about the energy source.

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    20. Re:Suddenly... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...And we found the "missing" neutrinos ....

      No we have not. Some THEORIZE that they oscillate, but we have NOT found them with even the newer far more sensitive and sophisticated underground detectors that came online in recent years. I get all of the CERN physics journals and they openly admit that there is no real, actually detected evidence for anywhere near the number of solar neutrinos needed if the fusion theory were correct.

      Furthermore, we do know of the existence of intense magnetic fields on the sun and elsewhere in space. We also know from experiments here on earth, that there is NO KNOWN way to make a magnetic field by any means OTHER than the movement of charge. If there is a magnetic field, there HAS to be motion of charges, usually, but not exclusively electrons

      Heating by external currents could explain the magnetic fields and temperature inversions on the sun, earth and the giant gas planets of the solar system. The new solar flyby probe now on its way may shed more light on this mystery.

      Right now, thermonuclear fusion as the source of solar and stellar energy has some serious shortcomings. Man has always pondered what makes the sun shine. Our present guess is on just as shaky ground as the speculations of our forbears. Maybe, with new evidence from space probes and modern telescopes we'll eventually come up with a theory that fits the evidence better than the present fusion model.

      Saying that some other theories are so wrong as to explode your poor head, is not an approach an open minded scientist should take. You could rather say that there is some evidence against the currently "accepted" theory that needs to be seriously looked at. How many times have widely accepted and believed theories of science been overturned?

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  7. TV Science by ednopantz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This just in: slashdot editors watch the history channel for their science news.

    1. Re:TV Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Paleoanthropologists have been publishing these 'new' findings for at least a decade. See Wrangham et al. 1999. The Raw & The Stolen. Cooking & The Ecology of Human Origins. Current Anthropology. 40:567-594.

  8. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McDonalds make us smart!

  9. If that was true.... by Jailbrekr · · Score: 4, Funny

    then America would be choke full of obese geniuses.

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    1. Re:If that was true.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It must be true. 'Merkins have been pulling in over 50% of the science Nobel prizes for the last 50 years. But how the hell the fatasses continue winning the most Olympic medals is beyond me. Perhaps is has something to do with gravitational attraction.

    2. Re:If that was true.... by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the theory could still be true - Americans are just over-eating fake food, forcing their teeny digestive systems to divert energy from the brain, thus reversing the cognitive jump.

    3. Re:If that was true.... by oskard · · Score: 1

      then America would be choke full of obese geniuses.

      I'm from South America, you insensitive clod!

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    4. Re:If that was true.... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      I'm from South America, you insensitive clod!

      Aren't you the guys who chew raw coca leaves all day long? hmmm...

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    5. Re:If that was true.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the issues with the refined foods and foods making intense use of HFCS and such is that the _energy_ specifically is too easily available.

      I wonder if the lack of proper balanced vitamins is making a difference. I never really considered that before with the decline of america's intellectual community.

    6. Re:If that was true.... by Narpak · · Score: 1

      The Article said cooking, not eating.

    7. Re:If that was true.... by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      then America would be choke full of obese geniuses.

      Not yet. We're only now starting to really get fat. Just wait a few generations and we'll be golden!

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    8. Re:If that was true.... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the geniuses are the ones who aren't obese. They've figured out how to channel 30% of their energy into their brains (and in the process, not becoming fat).

    9. Re:If that was true.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've ever been there you'd know that it is true. I spent four years working in the US, and I was shocked at how easy it was to find smart people to hire. There's a reason they are the economic powerhouse of the world.

    10. Re:If that was true.... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      No, because a lot of Americans don't cook anymore.

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    11. Re:If that was true.... by T3Tech · · Score: 1

      Maybe that Idiocracy movie is really a documentary.

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    12. Re:If that was true.... by Haoie · · Score: 1

      Well, they did come up with the 'fridge alarm'.

      See, fat guys invent stuff too.

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    13. Re:If that was true.... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...channel 30% of their energy into their brains....

      How does anyone know whether energy and brainpower are positively related? In computers, power hungry CPU doesn't necessarily work better or faster. The older computers used WAY more power than a modern one, but the modern ones are certainly "smarter"! Most of us use only a small fraction of the capabilities of our brains/minds.

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    14. Re:If that was true.... by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      In an amazing twist of fate, Highly processing foods causes people to get stupid.

    15. Re:If that was true.... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      but they mix it with lime first so that their stomach can handle it, I believe.

    16. Re:If that was true.... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Wait.. does it cause or cure the stomachache? IIRC, the doctor was more than a little irritated for having his sleep interrupted...

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    17. Re:If that was true.... by icegreentea · · Score: 2, Informative

      STOP SAYING THAT. If we used only a small fraction of our brains, then we would never would have such big brains to begin with. If you mean to say that conscious thought uses only a fraction of the brain, then please make that clear.

    18. Re:If that was true.... by arminw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ....we would never would have such big brains ...

      If the size of brains were a measure of intelligence or how much of a given brain is used, elephants should be incredibly smart. Just as there is more to the capability of a computer than its raw hardware, so too, is there more to intelligence than the size of a brain. Just as a computer is a careful combination of software and hardware, so it is also with human intelligence. There is the physical hardware of the brain, but there is also the nonphysical software, the mind. Just as in a computer the hardware and software interact to form the total experience, or if you will, its intelligence, so too it is with people.

      Just as the basic software that runs a computer is not utilizing its total hardware all the time, so too, the software of the human mind does not always fully utilize the capability of the hardware of the brain.

      The whole purpose of this thing we call education is nothing more than a downloading of (mostly anyway) useful information and programming into what was originally a largely empty information processing hardware we call brain. We still know very little about exactly how much information and programming this cranial hardware can accommodate and exactly how it operates.

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    19. Re:If that was true.... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Well, take the converse: Why are we wasting 20% of our energy on our brains if NOT for intelligence? Our nerves aren't controlling extra muscles, enhanced sensory receptors, or internal nerve endings (which is what the brain happens to do for other animals of similar size)

      Similar sized great apes (who have on average more muscle or more receptors) only use 12% of the energy in their brains, so that extra 8% probably (not necessarily proven) goes towards intelligence. Evidently so because we do happen to be top of the food chain and all our advances of the last several thousand years correlate with food and energy density (cooking releases more nutrients, agriculture increases food production, animal husbandry increases food quality, refrigeration increases food availability, preservatives and packaging increases food storage, transportation sciences increases food distribution, genetics increases food efficiency, robotics/computers increases food efficiency, etc).

      As per comparison to CPU power/efficiency, more power translates to more capacity in any given generation. Genetically we are essentially the same today as we were 150,000 years ago, well within the scope of the article; meaning our brains have not improved in process. So if you are comparing a CPU of a given generation consuming 10W and a related CPU that consumes 20W, it is fair to say the second CPU is actually performing twice as many actions as the first CPU.

      So in our case a primate brain that uses 12% of the available energy and our brain that uses 20%, we can safely say (given both animals are within the same generation or so) that we are using it for smarts and not due to generational efficiency.

      Finally per your last statement about the small fraction of our minds...

      Most of our brain is used to control our body (larger animals need larger brains due to increases in sensors, muscles, etc). That is fairly well documented, and is a final piece of evidence that our increases in brain capacity are due to increases in energy... if you reduced our energy intake by 20%, our brains would probably be shut down first in order to preserve body function.

    20. Re:If that was true.... by cmorriss · · Score: 1

      There's actually a much simpler and more accurate explanation as to why elephants or whales (largest brains on the planet) are not smarter than us. Intelligence is correlated closely with the ratio between the size of the brain and overall size of the animal.

      Humans have the highest brain mass to body mass ratio of any animal on the planet.

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    21. Re:If that was true.... by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      Nice. The grammar Nazis will be after your ass for misspelling "chock".

    22. Re:If that was true.... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Humans have the highest brain mass to body mass ratio of any animal on the planet....

      True! Indeed we are still wondering exactly WHY we have such a powerful CPU and yet at the same time still behave in such nonsensical ways. For example, why is it that after all this time we still cannot peaceably get along with one another? It seems we should have realized by now that co-operation is generally far more advantageous to survival than competition.

      If all individuals, families, tribes and nations co-operated rather than continually fought one another, would that not be a huge evolutionary advantage for the human race as a whole? It seems that despite our oversized brains we have not yet figured that out.

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    23. Re:If that was true.... by arminw · · Score: 1

      .... it is fair to say the second CPU is actually performing twice as many actions as the first CPU...

      That may be true, but the first CPU could still produce superior results because it is running better software. It is quite well known, that earlier computers with very limited capacity still did remarkably well because of more efficient software. Of course this analogy may not apply to human brains, but then there is no real reason why it should not. A smaller brain with better software may get better results than a larger one with less efficient software.

      If we developed better software for our brains or computers, both could do the same or even more useful work with less energy. So energy used or available is not the only factor here.

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    24. Re:If that was true.... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Biologically speaking, and psychologically speaking, there isn't a separation between hardware and software. A smaller brain with better software would evolutionarily be selected for if only because of energy efficiency: an animal that required less energy to perform the same behaviors would have more energy available for reproduction and mate acquisition.

      However that didn't happen because, again, the software is the same. We ARE the smaller brained more efficient animals because the larger brained/less efficient ones would be selected against :)

      At least with previous calorie restrictions. Who knows but today's calorie rich diet is probably equivalent to a cheap quad core with 4GB of ram... so code bloat doesn't hurt as much.

  10. Hah! I knew it. by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    People look at me funny when I ask for my steak well done.

    Neanderthal dopes!

    1. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Random+Destruction · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course they do. You're asking the person to cook all the taste and texture out of a perfectly good cut of meat.

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    2. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, you're the kind of person who prefers the taste and texture of cooked meat over raw meat. Then you're asking the person to make it better.

    3. Re:Hah! I knew it. by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      Ugh.

      Medium at the most! Any decent steak should be pink, and a good one red in the middle. Otherwise, we might as well just eat a chunk of brisket.

      Some cuts need to be cooked to hell and back to be edible, but good rib steaks, filets, strips, and T-bone's aren't among them.

      And think of your weight. Over-cooked beef is easier to digest, and having more calories end up in the commode instead of one's personal fat stores is not entirely a bad thing for many of us.

      Now, pork, chicken, and a multitude of other meats need to be cooked completely to avoid parasites and disease. But not beef.

      Steak tar-tar anyone? With a raw egg on top?

      Okay, the last one is a little bit of a stretch.

      But sushi is good stuff!

    4. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're cooking all the funny out of his joke.

    5. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're asking the person to cook all the taste and texture out of a perfectly good cut of meat.

      Some of us think the taste and texture of raw meat is a disgusting thing, and we most definitely want to cook it out.

    6. Re:Hah! I knew it. by rossifer · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's no flavor left when it's well done.

      Meat should only be cooked enough to be safe to eat. Anything more than that is just burning the flavor and texture of the meat away.

      For a steak from an FDA-approved source, that means red or possibly pink in the middle. For ground beef from an FDA-approved source, pink in the middle (because the grinding process mixes the outside surface into the middle of the beef, so it needs to be cooked more). If you personally trust the source of the meat (was the animal healthy) and the slaughterhouse to have kept the meat uncontaminated, there's no need to cook meat at all (steak tartar).

      Meat does not require cooking to be 100% digestible by the human gut. Nor do fruiting plants where the fruit is a deliberate part of the seed-propagation strategy (most of what's called fruits and berries). Cooking may still be useful to minimize the risk of biological contamination. On the other hand, most starchy vegetables (tubers, grains, pulses) have more bioavailable calories after cooking. Like 100-1000% more calories.

      Further, whenever you consume the actual seed of a plant (grains, pulses, nuts, etc.), you often also have to overcome the defensive toxins that the plant was using to prevent the loss of reproductive potential (they don't propagate if every animal can consume the whole ovary). Drying and cooking are the most effective way, by far, to eliminate and defuse the risks of those chemicals.

      Sometimes, like with soy (phytates and phytoestrogens/isoflavones), cooking isn't good enough, and you need fermentation or another process to eliminate the toxins before they're safe to eat. Too bad most soy-food processing doesn't do that, so the defensive toxins end up in most of the processed crap made from soy protein and soy oil on the supermarket shelves. Soy sauce, miso, tempeh, and natto are safe. Most other soy-based foods are not.

    7. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of dope... I always thought magic mushrooms had a part to play in evolution

    8. Re:Hah! I knew it. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny

      My brother made the mistake of ordering a steak "well done" at Peter Luger (probably the preeminent steakhouse in Brooklyn, NY). The waiter looked at him in disgust, and delayed the order 30 minutes. When they finally brought all the food out, the waiter said, "Sorry for the delay but we had to spoil a perfectly good piece of meat for this one." as they put the steak in front of my brother.

      If you ever get a chance to order multiple steaks in a steakhouse, I advise ordering one rare and one medium-rare. That will give you a good idea of the difference in texture and flavor the extra cooking does. As for well done... Let's just say you shouldn't order it in front of people you want to impress.

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    9. Re:Hah! I knew it. by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      Stick to potatoes, then.

    10. Re:Hah! I knew it. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      As for well done... Let's just say you shouldn't order it.

      Fixed that for you ;)

    11. Re:Hah! I knew it. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the waiters at Peter Luger have rude sneering and derision down to an art form, even relative to NYC. Still, that meat... makes it all worth it.

      (Yes, I ordered rare; yes, the waiters managed to snidely remind me of my lowly stature in life by facetiously commenting "that means the steak isn't fully cooked" and then asking if I also wanted it blue. Born-and-bred assholes.)

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    12. Re:Hah! I knew it. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      "Well done" != "Done Well"

      And if you hate steak enough to order it ruined (with lots of nasty steak sauce to replace the flavor, I can only assume), why the heck would you eat at a steakhouse?

      I'm sure that's why the waiter was annoyed with your brother.

      Also, depending on the thickness, it can take over 20 minutes to cook a well-done steak, so your food probably wasn't actually delayed, they just had to time everything to match the thing with the longest cook-time, and If it didn't go on immediately, you were in for a long wait.

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    13. Re:Hah! I knew it. by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      And if you hate steak enough to order it ruined (with lots of nasty steak sauce to replace the flavor, I can only assume), why the heck would you eat at a steakhouse?

      I hate raw steak enough that I want it cooked, but I don't hate steak. I usually like mine medium-well, but well-done is preferable to medium and below. I know a lot of people really like that raw meat taste, and I say more power to them. Why the hell some of those people take it as an insult that I don't like my food the same way they do, I'll never understand. The people who like the raw meat flavor will say that cooking removes that flavor, and I know that. I want that flavor removed. If you don't, order your steak medium-rare, rare, or even completely uncooked, and you won't be hearing any insults or sneers from me.

      I'm sure that's why the waiter was annoyed with your brother.

      He has no right to get annoyed, what difference would it make to him? If a waiter delivered my steak saying that they had to "ruin it," my first instinct would be to reply by saying that I wanted a "well-done" steak, not a "ruined steak" and if he can't deliver that, I'll be leaving for a restaurant that can. Also make sure to inform the manager of the reason I'm not returning to that particular restaurant.

      Thankfully I don't usually act based on my first instincts, and try not to act like an asshole, even with people who ARE assholes. I'll interpret the first comment like that as a joke, but if the rest of his service is as poor, his tip will start to suffer.

      Also, depending on the thickness, it can take over 20 minutes to cook a well-done steak

      I'll definitely agree with that but I'm not one to get annoyed when food takes a long time to arrive anyway.

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    14. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Urkki · · Score: 1

      There's no flavor left when it's well done.

      Or maybe you just have underdeveloped taste buds, if you can't taste the flavor...? ;-)

    15. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Urkki · · Score: 1

      And if you hate steak enough to order it ruined (with lots of nasty steak sauce to replace the flavor, I can only assume), why the heck would you eat at a steakhouse?

      So, you are among the an anti-freedom crowd, one of those people who think it's their right to tell other people what their tastes and opinions should be, and to try to drive away those that refuse to conform to what you want.

    16. Re:Hah! I knew it. by jon_cooper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Natto is NEVER safe to eat. It has the same culinary appeal as cold lumpy vomit.

    17. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I'd have phrased it "a good idea of the destruction that extra cooking does" !!

      I once stayed in a hotel with a fine restaurant downstairs... the rooms had their steak descriptions posted. Doneness ranged from "Very Rare -- still frozen in the middle" to "Well Done -- TSK TSK!!"

      Me, I like 'em scorched on the outside, and lukewarm in the middle. :)

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    18. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a great "Steve Don't Eat It" article dealing with natto.
      http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000169.php

      I can't say it looks in the least bit appealing.

    19. Re:Hah! I knew it. by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't be knocking brisket. Those plate cuts - brisket, flank, skirt, etc - when prepared well can offer some of the most flavor-for-the-buck of any cut of beef. They just require skill, time, and a little knowledge.

      If you get your pork from a reputable vendor, you can also cook that to a more medium/medium-well texture. The main pork parasite that people freak out about, trichonosis, dies at a much lower temperature than the one recommended by the USDA. And, given that most pork in this country has been bred to be super-duper-lean (unless you know the right farmers!) cooking it to the recommended 160 is going to turn it into a dry, flavorless slab - all sorts of culinary trickery has been devised to forstall this (brining, injection, larding, etc) but honestly, good pork cooked properly is both delicious and about as safe as any other meat.

      I am totally with you on the steak tartare. There's an ethiopian variant I love called (approximately) kifto lebleb that's basically ground quick-seared beef with spices, and it's really hard to beat for pure beefy deliciousness.

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    20. Re:Hah! I knew it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw the FDA. Give me mine raw....and wriggling!

  11. An interesting experiment by DeadDecoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So, would that imply that if we fed animals, regularly for a couple of generations, cooked food, they would get smarter? Any slashdot Biologists, feel free to chime in here.

    1. Re:An interesting experiment by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 2, Funny

      'A couple of generations', what is this, instant-evolution? Close cousine of instant-ramen?

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    2. Re:An interesting experiment by kesuki · · Score: 4, Interesting

      how many generations have pigs been slopped from table scraps?

      do domesticated pigs have higher IQs than wild boars?

    3. Re:An interesting experiment by Hexedian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not a biologist, but I do know that traits acquired by the parents, such as the presumed increased intelligence due to cooked food (Which I don't think would actually happen, but who knows?), would not be passed to their children. You could try to sort animals by liking to cooked food, hoping to get the ones with the 'best' genes, but even that would be dubious science at best.

    4. Re:An interesting experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They must. After all, domesticated pigs often co-star on MythBusters and wild boars are almost never on TV shows.

    5. Re:An interesting experiment by bob_herrick · · Score: 1

      I am guessing something like this:

      Cooked food --> greater expression of 'intelligence'

      a) --> more ability to compete amongst cousins --> natural selection

      b) the selection is partially genetic and partially memetic --> more natural selection

    6. Re:An interesting experiment by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not a biologist, but I do know that traits acquired by the parents, such as the presumed increased intelligence due to cooked food (Which I don't think would actually happen, but who knows?), would not be passed to their children.

      The theory would be not that eating cooked food made them smarter.

      The theory would be that cooking food made it biologically feasible for their offspring to develop smaller digestive systems and larger, more calorie-hungry brains. However for that to happen the genes would have to be created and expressed. This necessarily means it happened to the offspring of the ones who started eating cooked food.

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    7. Re:An interesting experiment by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Think in terms of an energy surplus. Cooked food gave humans an energy surplus over raw food which fueled brain development. Livestock animals are bred to be docile, dumb and produce a lot of meat with all the surplus food we feed them. Look up "feedlot" sometime.

    8. Re:An interesting experiment by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on the organism you're dealing with. If it's something that has a short breeding and life-span like mice, you might be able to setup an extended experiment just feeding them cooked food and testing them on a series of tasks. It would be difficult to verify in higher level organisms like monkeys, dogs, or cats. But, you could at least test the hypothesis to some degree to see if cooked food has some impact and what the degree of that impact might be. This is why many experiments are done on bacteria actually (including ethical reasons). It's really easy to produce a couple generations in the billions to do some tests.

    9. Re:An interesting experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory would be that cooking food made it biologically feasible for their offspring to develop smaller digestive systems and larger, more calorie-hungry brains. However for that to happen the genes would have to be created and expressed. This necessarily means it happened to the offspring of the ones who started eating cooked food.

      Consider what level of intellect is typically reached by chronically malnourished children compared to the general population today. Research into that area is the basis for school lunch (and even school breakfast) programs. Now suppose that at some point in human development before cooking food was practiced, the potential for us to overrun the planet with our brains was there, but the achievement of that potential was not possible for enough of any population or for a long enough period of time to establish a "feedback loop". Then some distant ancestor discovers that many foods are actually pretty tasty after applying a little of that "fire stuff". Then each generation realizes more of its potential as cooked food leads to cooked farmed food, livestock, selective breeding (plants & animals), and so on. Along the way, that would lead to genetic changes, too. Fast-forward many millennia, and we've basically overrun the planet, perhaps taking nascent steps toward eventually overrunning the solar system.

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    10. Re:An interesting experiment by myrdos2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ten years ago I helped raise Russian wild boars. They have incredible instincts. We used to joke that the boars had a wiretap inside of our kitchen. In the morning, we'd discuss which boar to kill. We'd get all ready, load the gun, and step outside. The pigs would look up from behind their fence, give a grunt of alarm, and the one we had chosen would run off into the bush. The rest would settle down and continue eating.

      Trapping them for transport was also quite challenging. We had a small pen with a portcullis-style drop down gate. You'd drop the gate by pulling on a string. It was easy enough to lure the boars in there with food, but dropping the gate was another matter entirely. Even with ten meters of string, the boar would run out before we got close enough to pull it. We had to resort to seemingly unnecessary measures like 50 meters of string, which would be pulled while out of sight behind a building.

      But if we weren't trapping anything that day, we could get as close as we wanted and they'd stay happily eating in the pen. They could also tell when the electric fence was down, and there'd be escapes if the power was out for more than a few hours.

    11. Re:An interesting experiment by quantaman · · Score: 1

      how many generations have pigs been slopped from table scraps?

      do domesticated pigs have higher IQs than wild boars?

      Probably not, assuming the higher IQs had a genetic basis (and not just cooked food allow bigger brains regardless of genetics) then humans developed bigger brains because the cost of a bigger brain, the extra calories required, no longer outweighed the added benefits of intelligence, thus the big brained individuals were more likely to raise successful offspring.

      For the equivalent to happen with domesticated pigs there would have had to be a similar selection in favour of intelligence. However, the traits that farmers select for tend to be things like size and tameness. A bigger brain would use up calories that could be better used to generate size and tameness would probably be negatively correlated with intelligence.

      Thus if anything the pigs would have lost intelligence since domestication.

      As to the being fed by table scraps, I'm not familiar with historical pig farming practises but I don't see farmers generating enough cooked table scraps to form a significant portion of their animal feed.

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    12. Re:An interesting experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many generations have pigs been slopped from table scraps?

      do domesticated pigs have higher IQs than wild boars?

      I'm not sure - your mom is one smart hog.

    13. Re:An interesting experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll also need to have an evolutionary advantage for high IQ pigs. I doubt that's applicable.

    14. Re:An interesting experiment by Atario · · Score: 1

      how many generations have pigs been slopped from table scraps?

      Wow, your family must be really wasteful eaters to be able to raise hogs just on table scraps.

      do domesticated pigs have higher IQs than wild boars?

      I'm guessing their intelligence has little to do with how many offspring they (are made to) have.

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    15. Re:An interesting experiment by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      If they're fenced in, then they're not wild now are they...

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    16. Re:An interesting experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't a fair analogy as the pigs are being selected for deliciousness and not intelligence.

    17. Re:An interesting experiment by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dogs are the same way. Mine can tell which pup is picked out as sold, and that one will misbehave on the day it's to leave, often by hiding, no matter how bold it is normally. If it weren't 2am I could tell you a lot of stories about that!

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    18. Re:An interesting experiment by dajak · · Score: 1

      Assuming you don'y kill them randomly but based on physical characteristics, the boars probably spend more time than you considering the question of who is next and react accordingly when they see the gun.

    19. Re:An interesting experiment by kesuki · · Score: 1

      well, as few as 2 generations ago, America was filled with the 'small family farm' we're talking, maybe 2-3 pigs, a couple cows, and 40 acres of land. and of course, horses and a wagon. i know America doesn't go back many generations, but the British English dictionaries also have words equivalent to slop, what i was trying to figure out was when did slopping start in europe, or even better, when did it start in asia, i know raising a couple pigs and a few chickens has been prevalent for generations in asia, and really selective breeding is a fairly new concept to farming, in the past, you just raised whichever ones survived weaning, and if you didn't have 2 of an animal, you'd make arrangements with another farmer, to get a mate and breed the animals, and for a poor subsistence farmer it was more about cost than anything.

    20. Re:An interesting experiment by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Even if there food was cooked and the farmer didn't selectively breed where was the selective pressure for intelligence?

      It still takes extra work to make a bigger brain and in the simplified farm environment I don't see that being an advantage.

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    21. Re:An interesting experiment by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it would be safe to say it would be the contrary. Wild boars would have knowledge of things like getting food, their surroundings, etc. Domesticated pigs get fed, and their only surroundings are the fencing that they are placed behind.

    22. Re:An interesting experiment by kesuki · · Score: 1

      well, okay, http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/facts.html right at the top of the page, a pig has a 180 gram brain, while a sheep has a 140 gram brain, i realize pigs are omnivores, and sheep are herbivores, but then look at the jaguar, which has a 157 gram brain, despite being a predator...

      evolution can happen by random chance, if it's beneficial the offspring pass it on better than those without the gene.

  12. Start cooking for the apes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if we starting feeding ape cooked food, we could have planet of the apes soon!!! alright!!

  13. Evolve - eat pre-processed food by xzvf · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we could get all our food preprocessed (already chewed with the waste removed) we could send more resources to the brain and less to the digestive system. We have the technology.

    1. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      I don't think calorie intake is the limiting factor on brain growth in homo sapiens - at least not in the western world. Witness the obesity epidemic.

    2. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, maybe growing a bigger brain will become an evolutionary advantage because it consumes more energy, therefore reducing the risk of lethal fatness. We may see a few hundred generations after obesity start significantly culling individuals before the reproductive age.

    3. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If we could get all our food preprocessed (already chewed with the waste removed) we could send more resources to the brain and less to the digestive system. We have the technology.

      gogurt

    4. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      My friends and I wondered about that in college. What if you could burn calories by thinking hard? It turns out you do, but evidently not enough to make up for lack of exercise.

    5. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by The+Dark · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we have to wait for the year 4545 for that.

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    6. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protien sticks and nutrient paste sounds delicious.

    7. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by chthon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was at school and had to learn hard for examinations, I always had more hunger than on normal days.

    8. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      I get that whenever I work on something intensely, but I suspect it's just because I forget to eat.

    9. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by chthon · · Score: 1

      That surely was not the case, because living at home means parents tell you when to eat.

    10. Re:Evolve - eat pre-processed food by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      If by 'evolve', you mean 'markedly increase your risk of bowel cancer', then yes.

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  14. Enabler, not cause. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds to me like cooking provided an opportunity to grow a bigger brain, but I don't think it explains the need. Something else in the environment made having a bigger brain increase the odds of reproduction, and cooking made it easier to provide the nutrition needed for that brain.

    In any case, I don't see how we're "so strange compared to other animals". Seems to me we're remarkably similar, I can't think of any fundamental differences between us and other animals that are more than a matter of degree. Well, I don't know of any animal religions.

    1. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Chris+Walker · · Score: 1

      You were just using it. It's called written language. Rather important difference.

    2. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no animal language.
      There is no animal art.
      There is no animal science.
      There is no animal law.
      There is no animal culture.
      There is no animal literature.
      There is no animal economics.

      Humans are self-analytical, creative, and have the ability for abstract communication. Animals don't have these things in any degree at all.

    3. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans have the capacity for meme evolution.

    4. Re:Enabler, not cause. by spun · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is animal language, art, culture, and economics. Animals aren't self-analytical, but they are minimally creative and have abstract communication.

      Primates and parrots have been taught vocabularies equivalent to preschoolers. They recognize abstractions such as number and color. They not only make tools, but different populations make different kinds of tools. They pass this knowledge on to their offspring, indicating the existence of culture. Some animals have rudimentary economics and can recognize fair and unfair trades. And even birds create art, though if you are speaking of representational art, the list is much smaller.

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    5. Re:Enabler, not cause. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 5, Informative

      On animal language, I think the jury's still out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_language

      Art? Depends on your definition. Whale songs aren't understood, dolphins (and other animals) certainly seem to play and generally "do stuff" just for the hell of it. We have a hard time defining human art these days, I'd reserve judgement on non-humans...

      Science? True, I'm not aware of any systematic attempts to understand the world building on the experiences of others. I'm not sure I'd call it a fundamental trait, though. It's certainly important to mankind as we know it, but science in my opinion is enabled by too many more fundamental abilities of the human mind to be considered fundamental itself.

      Law? There are certainly hierarchies and rules in animal societies. Nothing written down, and no trials as far as I know. Morals, concepts of right and wrong? Hard to say. That requires empathy, primates might exhibit something like a sense of moral.

      Culture? What do you mean by culture? I addressed the art part of culture above, that leaves customs specific to a society of animals. I don't think you can just plain say there are no different cultures in animal societies.

      No literature? True, no argument.I Don't think it's fundamental in the sense I meant, though. It's a function enabled by a higher degree of intelligence.

      Economics... Well, hard to say again. Economics as the systematic study of transactions and their effects on society? No, you won't find that. Understanding of profit versus risk? Certainly on some level that's there. Here's a New Scientist article on macaque monkeys paying for sex: http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg19726374.100-macaque-monkeys-pay-for-sex.html

      As for self-analytical, any being that learns from experience is in a sense self-analytical.

      Creative? Every species has at some point learned new tricks. Monkeys use sticks to fish for insects - I don't think that's a trait hard wired into their brain. Once upon a time, a monkey got creative and learned the trick, then probably a portion of the other members of the species were smart enough to learn the trick, having seen it, or maybe only that one monkey was clever enough, but by learning a good new trick, gained a clear reproductive edge over the others, and some of it's offspring were sufficiently smart to either learn the trick by seeing it performed, or by figuring it out themselves. And so on. In any case, at some point, a monkey got creative.

      Abstract communication? Maybe, frankly I'm not fully sure what you even mean by that. My point is, people have historically been very keen on making these blanket statements on just how we fundamentally are different from the rest of the animals (or, often, "the animals"), and the claims tend to not hold up to scrutiny. The human mind is a remarkably complex thing, but it is born of the nervous system, which is a product of evolution. It's tempting to think of some kind of magic point of complexity or whatever you wish to think creates consciousness where a mind turns from animal to human, but I don't think we'll find one. Consciousness is not something you either have or don't, there are degrees. Sometimes we're not conscious of our actions, like when driving a car down a long, straight road. It's not inconceivable that a being could be more conscious than a human being, so I don't think it's inconceivable that a being could be less so, and still be conscious. It's a matter of degree.

    6. Re:Enabler, not cause. by SpicyLemon · · Score: 1

      There is no animal art.

      I've seen an elephant painting. I've even seen a painting of an elephant painted by an elephant. I don't think it was a self portrait though.

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    7. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      language - wrong
      culture - wrong
      economics - wrong

      Almost half wrong. You've been neglecting boning up on your abstract communication.

      "any degree at all"

      Worst error.

    8. Re:Enabler, not cause. by VoidEngineer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Something else in the environment? How about *everything* else in the environment. Or, more simply, the environment itself.

      This is 150,000 years ago. These people had no electricity, no medicine, no civilization... basically, they had nothing. Average life expectancy was something around 30 years, if that. Break a leg, you're dead. Get the flu, good chance you're dead. Run into a saber tooth tiger, you're definitely dead. At this point of history that they're talking about, humans were *not* at the top of the food chain, there was no civilization where a person could seek shelter, there were no medications, diet was iffy. And there were plenty of nasty animals running around ready to eat a person!

      Something else in the environment? I don't think you appreciate just how difficult it is to live off the land and survive out in the wilderness. Particularly when you're not at the top of the food chain.

    9. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by "degrees" you mean "orders of magnitude."

    10. Re:Enabler, not cause. by TeacherOfHeroes · · Score: 1

      Religion? Maybe not, but superstition seems to be possible. At least for pigeons.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstition#Superstition_and_psychology

    11. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying not to commit the "No true Scotsman" fallacy, but your arguments require some exceedingly permissive definitions.

    12. Re:Enabler, not cause. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Some primates practice trade, tribal behavior, and even alternate forms of sex (oral sex). Some even practice prostitution (trade, sex) in exchange for protection of their young while they do something else temporarily (babysitting, i.e. tribal behavior). Some trade food for or in lieu of prostitution.

    13. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Denial93 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those results are outdated as it has been found the pigeons will immediately revert to normal behaviour once they are out of those tiny cages.

      However, it has been found that primates occasionally react to thunderstorms as they do to rival members of their species (baring teeth etc.), which implies they personify forces of nature to a degree. Stewart E. Guthrie, Professor Emeritus of Anthropology at Fordham University, has written about that.

    14. Re:Enabler, not cause. by jimdread · · Score: 1

      Something else in the environment? I don't think you appreciate just how difficult it is to live off the land and survive out in the wilderness. Particularly when you're not at the top of the food chain.

      How hard can it be? All those dumb animals seem to be able to do it. Go out into the wilderness, there are wild animals everywhere! Many of them are living off the land and surviving.

    15. Re:Enabler, not cause. by visualight · · Score: 1

      Something else in the environment made having a bigger brain increase the odds of reproduction

      And that's exactly it, we developed bigger brains to increase the odds of scoring with chicks.

      Women are impressed by the words you choose, how you say things, whether or not you can make them laugh. (dear token hot chick, feel free to back me up on this) The more witty or clever you are, the more likely a woman will be attracted to you. For us, intelligence, strategic thinking, and skill with language are the peacocks tail.

      Strategy for meeting women: You and your buddy go into a club. Your buddy locates and takes the high ground with a good view of the entire club, while you make a long winding loop all over the place, ending up next to your friend. He informs you of which women "looked" when your back was turned. Now you can avoid all the women who aren't interested or attracted to you. It's most efficient and you can be on your way to Denny's before 11:00 pm. I bet even Dolphins can't come up with team based strategies like that.

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    16. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Something else in the environment made having a bigger brain increase the odds of reproduction"

      Since when isn't having a bigger brain a boost for reproduction? Intelligence would have made us better hunters, more skilled at survival, able to provide more comfort for our mates, more empathic so we could communicate better with other people, and don't forget - smart parents are more likely to ensure their children's survival.

    17. Re:Enabler, not cause. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....It's called written language....

      Why should that be a distinctive for humanity? Writing is only specific method of communication. The skill of writing only differentiates humans from animals in degree, but not fundamentally.

      Animals clearly communicate, however nobody has ever observed any animal engaging in what might be called religion. No animals, for example engages in the strange practice we call prayer.

      I agree that mankind is clearly incurably religious and is the only species we know of that is. Assuming that evolution is a fact, what evolutionary advantage is there conferred by praying or other religious practices? I could cite some severe DISADVANTAGES most religious practices might have on natural selections.

      What other fundamental difference, in kind, not degree, is there between man and all animals?

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    18. Re:Enabler, not cause. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can say it is "more than a matter of degree" But then so is walking on a see-saw. Walking up the beam a foot is just like walking up the beam 13 inches. Until you get ot he balance or tipping point. Many things in science and biology are just a matte of degree until you reach so threshold.

      Rockets are that way too. Every one of them will fall back to Earth, until you make one just fast enough and it escapes gravity never falls back. There are many examples. What we'd like to know about humans is when and where that "tipping point" occured. We inched along for 2 million years then bang, took over the planet in only 100,000 years. What caused us to change to quickly?

      While other animals do pass on knowlage to their offspring humans crossed some threshold in their ability to do this. Possibly it was the accumulation of knowledge over many generations that forced us to become specialists and divide labor.

    19. Re:Enabler, not cause. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ..There is no animal language..

      There surely is, many animals, such as bees clearly communicate ..There is no animal art..

      A spider's web is a work of art. Try to draw one blindfolded. ..There is no animal science..

      What technology or science does the Golden Plover use to navigate 6000 miles of Pacific in order to reach the tiny islands of Hawaii. How does photosynthesis upon we all depend REALLY work? Nobody has even yet duplicated this highly complex scientific process which takes place in every green plant. ..There is no animal law..

      All animals and animal societies have distinct laws by which they operate. In any barnyard, there is a distinct set of laws that determines who is the top rooster, cat, dog etc. ..There is no animal culture..

      To answer this, I'd have to know exactly what you mean by culture. Many social animals observe established patterns and behavior that could be termed culture. ..There is no animal literature..

      Literature implies writing, which is nothing more than a form of communication. Many animals certainly communicate. Elephants can and do communicate over many miles by sounds too low in frequency for us humans to hear. Dolphins have a quite sophisticated language of clicks and whistles by which they signal each other. ..There is no animal economics...

      Again, many animals know about lean times and times of abundance. Squirrels make storehouses of food (ie a savings bank) for the winter. Bears know about coming winter and store fat for the coming time of leanness, winter.

      ALL of these characteristics are NOT absent from animals, but humans merely express them in a much higher degree.

      There is one ONE really fundamental activity that humans engage in that has never been observed in animals. That is the consciousness of the existence of a higher dimension as expressed by the incurable and universal religiosity of the human creature. The weird human preoccupation with a possible life after death is not seen in the animal world. This is but one expression of many of the idea that man is a spirit being above and apart of other animals. Yes, man is an animal, but there is something additional besides a fancier, smarter animal in all humans.

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    20. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other fundamental difference, in kind, not degree, is there between man and all animals?

      The most obvious to me is "teaching/learning purely through communication". This does not occur in the animal kingdom. Note that while chimps have been observed to show other chimps how to use a reed to "fish" yummy termites out of a nest, that is learning by example, not by pure communication. The next is that as far as we know, we're the only species capable of abstract concepts and associated reasoning - not just religious concepts, but abstract concepts in mathematics, philosophy, etc.

      - T

    21. Re:Enabler, not cause. by arminw · · Score: 0

      ....It's a matter of degree...

      Indeed, in ALL of the fundamental characteristics mentioned by you, humans differ from animals only by degree. Sometimes the difference is orders of magnitude, but still not foundational.

      There is only ONE really fundamental activity that humans engage in that has never been observed in animals. That is the consciousness of the existence of a higher dimension as expressed by the incurable and universal religiosity of the human creature. One manifestation of this is the weird human preoccupation with a possible life after death. This is never seen in the animal world. This is but one expression of many of the idea that man is a being above and apart of other animals. Yes, man is an animal, but there is something additional besides an orders of magnitude smarter animal in all humans.

      I believe that the explanation lies in the book of beginnings, the biblical account found in Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

      Modern, materialistically oriented western man, especially those here on /. will be quick to deny the existence of that other part of each human, called the "soul", breathed specially into the first human. Yet could it be this eternal, special component in the makeup of us all explains why the human is the only creature on this planet, that seeks persistently and actually quite illogically, to worship something or someone beyond the natural, physical world? Man is the ONLY animal with an otherwise unexplainable urge to worship.

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    22. Re:Enabler, not cause. by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just FYI, average life expectancy was low because lots of children died. Means (which is what is typically meant by average) are a pain in the ass like that... they don't take into account the shape of the curve. If you made it past childhood, you stood a fair chance of hitting 45-50. Then it started going downhill again.

    23. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Religion is simply the attempt to explain the world around us when our knowledge is so far below what is needed to understand it properly. What you are seeing is people who are not willing to change their behaviour after new facts are presented. So, unless you are saying that there are no other animals that will continue to do the same thing over and over again, even when it they should be able to see that it is pointless, then you are wrong.

    24. Re:Enabler, not cause. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...not by pure communication...

      I cannot reasonably reply to your post, until you tell me exactly what you mean by "pure" communication. What exactly do you consider "impure" about a method of communication by example?

      Mammals, such as chimpanzees certainly have demonstrated reasoning and guilt. I don't know, whether you consider those "abstract". To me, the whole idea of "learning" can be a rather abstract process. Animals certainly do learn. Their level of learning and reasoning may be many orders of magnitude lower than ours, but they do both. It is a difference only in degree, not in kind.

      No animal has ever shown the slightest indication of a religious activity such as prayer or shown any sign of concern what might happen to it after death. That sort of thing is found ONLY in humans.

      In fact this sort of activity is found across the entire spectrum of humanity in every culture and ethnic group. It goes entirely against the principle of positive natural selection. Few if any other issues have caused more death and destruction of humans than wars with religion as a big, if not main cause. Wars and strife are certainly not conducive for anybody, fit or not so fit to survive. In fact, wars usually kill the most fit people, usually males in the warring groups. As such, if there is a selection, war tends to select for the unfit, because the fit are often killed before they have had a chance to propagate their genes.

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    25. Re:Enabler, not cause. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Religion is simply the attempt to explain the world around us when our knowledge is so far below what is needed to understand it properly....

      For most major religions that is not a main concern. Interest in the hereafter, that is after death and the dream of immortality are generally greater issues in many religions. Religious behavior is keyed much more to pleasing or displeasing a supernatural entity of one kind or another.

      No concerns along these lines has ever been observed in an animal. No animal ever thinks about what might happen to them after they die. Animals also show no signs of being concerned about ancestry or their origins. Animals also do not ponder the purpose of their existence or their ultimate destiny. All of these are aspects of human religion and philosophy.

      Purely materialistic and evolutionary theories, do not provide a very satisfying nor logical answer to WHY humans are so persistently, seemingly illogically and universally religious.

      Could it be that the account we read in the first book of the Bible really is true? Did the God who is eternal love really breathe His Spirit into the first human, thus making man also an eternal spirit being, different from all other animals? Is there an eternal destiny that awaits very human, either in God's close presence or very far away from Him? Maybe there exists a Creator God who created us in His image, and placed within us a very deep seated desire to know and interact with Him? Is that scenario really so impossible?

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    26. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You think you are arguing against what I said, yet your entire reply is an anecdotal confirmation of it. Ahh... The irony.

    27. Re:Enabler, not cause. by mux2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    28. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't agree more. If you feed animals cooked food, they just don't do calculus - regardless of the nutrition or environment.

      Surely this is actually an example of effect not cause! Its a bit like saying stone tools, made us intelligent. Maybe it made life easier, and allowed more time/energy to be put into brain development but it doesn't explain what humans *do* cognitively that's so different from every other species.

    29. Re:Enabler, not cause. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      I have mod points, but prefer to reply rather than mod your religious nonsense down.

      Personally, I have no urge to worship, nor have I ever experienced an urge of that type.

      I don't subscribe to dualism, since the whole idea of an intangible soul makes no sense to me - it explains nothing and takes the study of consciousness into the religious world, where it does not belong.

      Yes, before a community becomes scientifically literate, religion plays its part in explaining the world, but that doesn't make religion true, just socially valuable until better explanations of the world are available.

      Once a phenomenon has been explained scientifically, religious beliefs about that phenomenon are redundant - for those phenomena that remain, we can be sure of only one thing - that the religious explanation is almost certainly wrong.

      I've been an atheist for around 40 years now, and don't recognise any role for religion in modern civilisation.

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    30. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      People will revert to normal behaviour once they emerge from the containment of a cult, too.

      Dogs will also often react to something not immediately peggable on an object, such as a thunderstorm, by baring their teeth and growling. In my pro dog trainer incarnation, I take this to mean they're doing the canine equivalent of "WTF?! Who said that??"

      And from this combined data, I conclude that we are all pigeons. ;)

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    31. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [pro dog trainer hat] I've had dogs purposefully make a gawdawful mess, then stand back and gaze upon their creation with evident satisfaction.

      However, as the primary cleanup dude, I somehow fail to appreciate the artistry in a kennel that's been liberally pawpainted with shit. :/

      In my observation, a species' level of intelligence and culture are a matter of where development STOPS. Dogs stop developing at about the level of a 5 or 6 year old human child.

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    32. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [pro dog trainer hat] I've had dogs run back and forth dragging a stick along the side of the kennel, or better yet along corrugated metal -- obviously purely to make noise, and exactly like a little kid dragging a stick along the fence for the same purpose.

      And it took me a long time to figure out why some like to dig inside plastic barrels -- but I finally concluded that they're "drumming". They do it because they like the particular noise it makes.

      I'm not sure I'd call it music, but it's definitely manufactured, specific noise made for the personal pleasure of the dog.

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    33. Re:Enabler, not cause. by johannesg · · Score: 1

      And even birds create art

      Are you talking about pigeons?

    34. Re:Enabler, not cause. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Well if you're going to distill all animal and human characteristics into simple blocks such as "BASIC COMMUNICATION", "MOVING", "FEEDING", "BREEDING" then yes we do share all of these with animals. We're totally identical and you're absolutely 100% correct.

      A lot of people think human speech is fundamentally different to animal skwaking or mewling but hey according to you their both BASIC COMMUNICATION and therefore totally identical right. Similarly a lot of people think humans ability to plan for the future and emaphise with whats going on around them and other stuff like that is also fundamentally different but no, it's all just "FEEDING", "BREEDING" etc isn't it and therefore 100% totally absolutely identical.

      The amazing thing is though that if you take your theory a bit further and categorize everything as "BEING ON EARTH" then you discover we're also identical to plants, rocks, the grand canyon, in fact just fucking everything man. It's mindblowing. Well done.

    35. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "...animals that will continue to do the same thing over and over again, even when it they should be able to see that it is pointless..."

      That's an interesting insight on "religion"; indeed, it is very like certain animal behaviours. (speaking from the observatory of a pro dog trainer with almost 40 years experience)

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    36. Re:Enabler, not cause. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      You've got evolution the wrong way round. A mutation occurs. If it overall gives you an advantage then it will probably spread. In this case "being smarter" presumably gave them an advantage (although I suspect getting the same energy for less effort had a part to play). Doesn't require some specific "need" more that it created an opportunity.

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    37. Re:Enabler, not cause. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      By that standard a photocopier can create art.

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    38. Re:Enabler, not cause. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Souls? If we have them, then they either affect how we behave in this world or they do not. If they do not, there's not much point discussing them. If they do, then they must at some point interface with our bodies. A lot of places have been suggested for this soul central - Descartes thought it was the pineal gland. There is, however, no central control point in the brain to be found, and in general there has been no indication whatsoever of any kind of trans-physical element to our minds.

      At any rate to say the urge to worship is unexplainable is pretty pessimistic of you. It isn't hard to come up with perfectly plausible explanations for how an animal might come up with superstitious beliefs and benefit from them. A large part of intelligence is recognizing patterns of cause and effect - stone hits head, head hurts: was it the stone that caused the head hurt? No, it was the person who threw the stone. Applied without sufficient critical thinking, though, this kind of thinking will also lead to untrue conclusions: Avalance buries village, people die. Was it the rocks that killed the people? No, someone must have triggered the avalanche. No known animal is strong enough to do that, so there must be a superior being out there. Why did they kill us? We must have displeased them. We must strive to please them in the future so they see us favourably. Worship, sacrifice.

      As for why this kind of thing would persist so long, organized worship holds societies together. It helped make sense of the world when there was no way to understand it otherwise. It puts people in control of their own lives by letting them affect their fortunes by pleasing the gods. Accepting random events as such, random, has not been something people have traditionally excelled at. Furthermore, when individuals are needed to put themselves at risk for the good of their tribe, if they believe their souls will live on after their bodies die, they are that much more likely to act fearlessly, able to suppress their instinct of self-preservation.

      Overall, if you look at the wide variety of human societies, you will find religion everywhere. All kinds of religion, from animal worship to belief in a one true god somewhere beyond human reach. This doesn't show that any particular religion has much truth to it - if that were the case, you'd expect there to be a much smaller variety of religions around. It just shows that people everywhere have an innate tendency to fabricate supernatural explanations for events. Religion has been useful, but that has nothing to do with its truth value.

    39. Re:Enabler, not cause. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      You confuse "identical" and "similar".

    40. Re:Enabler, not cause. by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      "level"? In what sense? In terms of fending for themselves, dogs are much more apt than an infant. In terms of logical thinking, probably not. There's no single kind of cognitive ability in the brain, there's a wide range of abilities, and in any given species some abilities are stronger than others. In some species, many abilities are stronger than they are in any other species, but this doesn't mean that they all are.

    41. Re:Enabler, not cause. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      You clearly don't understand the meanings of the words "art" or "science". http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/science/ http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/art/

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    42. Re:Enabler, not cause. by uptownguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sounds to me like cooking provided an opportunity to grow a bigger brain, but I don't think it explains the need. Something else in the environment made having a bigger brain increase the odds of reproduction, and cooking made it easier to provide the nutrition needed for that brain.

      I'm quibbling with one word here, but evolution isn't really about need. Human-like animals didn't have the need for a bigger brain in the aggregate. The species was stable enough. For hundreds of thousands of years. Of course during those hundreds of thousands of years, individuals faced with immediate threats to their survival (attacking lion, river overflowing its banks, etc.) would have been well served by a bigger brain. As you said, cooking made it easier to provide nutrition needed for bigger brains so a critically larger subset of the population had bigger brains. Then, when those individuals were faced with environmental pressures (lion, flood, etc.), those with bigger brains were better able to survive that pressure -- and better able to keep their offspring alive. A human who could "figure out" the smartest course of action had a better chance of surviving and would live to cook another day. As more of these survived over time, the odds of reproduction, as you said, went up. It didn't have to happen that way. There was no need. It just happened to happen.

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    43. Re:Enabler, not cause. by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Given the habitat of the early hominids, the ability to reason and recognize patterns was a tremendous advantage. Oak savannah, where predators can hide pretty well from direct sight in tall grasses and where food tends to migrate and move in packs - well, it's handy to be able to track the food over distance (rather than stumbling upon it) and note that that shifting grass over there might be something sneaking up on me rather than just the wind. Add basic communication and suddenly you and your cohorts can hunt with a team methodology that was more productive than standard chase-and-kill.

      There has been some (controversial, of course) speculation that religion is an outgropping of the hominid predilection for seeing patterns. If you're evolving to look for patterns and causality in the environment for survival purposes, you might start seeing patterns and causality in more "random" events.

      Neat stuff to think about, anyway. Evolution is cool.

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    44. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse the development level of instinct and physical abilities with mental abilities. A dog that is as mentally mature as it will ever get (ie. to the level of a 6 year old human child) is an ADULT physically and wrt survival instincts. It is the equivalent of an ADULT human in terms of total maturity.

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    45. Re:Enabler, not cause. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On animal language, I think the jury's still out.
      Whale songs aren't understood, dolphins (and other animals) certainly seem to play and generally "do stuff" just for the hell of it.

      The dolphins are trying to tell us that the world is about to be destroyed by Vogons!

  15. so does eating sushi. by kesuki · · Score: 1

    make one less smart?

    or does aquatic life have an advantage in intellect over land based animals?

    1. Re:so does eating sushi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They do cook the rice.

    2. Re:so does eating sushi. by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      In your case it seems so as I suspect you meant Sashimi not Sushi ;)

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  16. Now deep frying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will spark another quantum leap in human development...

  17. Cooking required for living in cold climates by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There was this article on the Big Foot myth on TV the other day and a good point was made about how primates with big brains generally live in warm climates because of the energy cost of their brain. The idea is that Big Foot can't live in North America the way that Gorillas live in Africa. There just isn't enough food.

    So when humans moved into the colder parts of Europe they would have needed ways to gather enough food to avoid starvation. Perhaps cooking made that easier by broadening their diet.

    1. Re:Cooking required for living in cold climates by thermian · · Score: 1

      might it not be something as simple as the fact that cooking renders many foods non toxic?

      Or at least, reduces the risk caused by the fact that they had no storage technology capable of inhibiting rotting.

      Meat killed a few days ago is certain to be safer if cooked. It might just be that this meant we lost fewer useful mutations because people weren't randomly dying through food poisoning

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    2. Re:Cooking required for living in cold climates by WK2 · · Score: 1

      The idea is that Big Foot can't live in North America the way that Gorillas live in Africa. There just isn't enough food.

      Are you claiming that North America is lacking in food? You realize that the USA is here in North America, right?

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    3. Re:Cooking required for living in cold climates by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Are you claiming that North America is lacking in food? You realize that the USA is here in North America, right?

      Not 200,000 years ago it wasnt... Been eating a lot of raw food have we?

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  18. Animals and cooked food by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Let's start feeding test animals cooked meat to see if they evolve!

  19. Juice me up! by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 3, Funny

    So are fat people considered over-clockers?

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    1. Re:Juice me up! by nawcom · · Score: 1

      Fat people evolve TOO much. Think.. I dunno, 100,000 years from now. Humans will be a bunch of fat lazy slobs.

      *looks out window*

      *sighs*

    2. Re:Juice me up! by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      No, fat people are those that came along, but forgot to evolve their brains. So now they got all this excess energy with no place to go.

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  20. Wait, what? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something seems out of order here...

    1. Sit on duff for 2 million years being too stupid to invent anything
    2. ???
    3. Invent cooking
    4. Get smart enough to invent things, like cooking
    5. Profit!

    I've heard homeless men coming up with more logical explanations than this.

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    1. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be in those secret Hobo Spices!

    2. Re:Wait, what? by Adambomb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      well, i suppose that's why they're so tentative and saying it is not yet linked as causation. What they're most likely referring to is the possibility of humans accidentally cooking food, realizing it was tastier/giving them more energy, and THEN moving on to deliberately invent things.

      Seems like a fair shot in the dark, but it's not entirely without basis. Invention isn't always a proactive process, sometimes things just happen and critters decide they prefer it that way.

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    3. Re:Wait, what? by grahamd0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      1. Sit on duff for 2 million years being too stupid to invent anything
      2. Invent cooking
      3. Win the first Stone Chef competition
      4. Profit!
    4. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about:

      1. Sit on duff for 2 million years being too stupid to invent anything
      2. ???
      3. By some weird chance behavioral mutation (someone accidentally cooks food on a fire previously used for heat and light and decides they like the taste, since that's how evolution works really which is boringly slow) Invent cooking
      4. Get smart enough to invent things, like better cooking tools
      5. Profit!

      Today we think of modern day style human imagination as necessary to invent things, but evolution (biological and beyond) works by a similar process of system feedback based on probability to imagination, its just a lot bigger and slower.

    5. Re:Wait, what? by Tatt00 · · Score: 1

      For a demonstration of 2 see Bill Hick's 'Revelations'

      He was a fan of this guy..

      (wiki) 'Perhaps the most famous of Terence McKenna's theories and observations is his explanation for the origin of modern human consciousness and culture. McKenna theorized that as the North African jungles receded, near the end of the most recent ice age, giving way to savannas and grasslands, a branch of our tree-dwelling primate ancestors left the forest canopy and began to live in the open areas outside of the forest. There they experimented with new varieties of foods as they adapted, physically and mentally, to their new environment.

      Among the new food items found in this new environment were psilocybin-containing mushrooms'

    6. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adam, get off slashdot and finish the forum!

      Signed an impatient forum addict ;-)

    7. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to "invent" cooking. "Oops, my zebra fell into the fire ... oh wait it tastes better now" is all you need. Even before you "invent" camp fire, you can try the meat of an animal that was cooked in a forest fire and realize that you like it better grilled.

      Where is my A1, all this talk of grilling made me hungry.

  21. yummmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Delicious brains.....

    brians......

  22. And Prometheus said... by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fire. Is there ANYTHING it can't do?

    1. Re:And Prometheus said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fire. Is there ANYTHING it can't do?

      Your mother.

    2. Re:And Prometheus said... by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fire. Is there ANYTHING it can't do?

      Stop your liver being pecked out each day by a giant Eagle, apparently.....

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    3. Re:And Prometheus said... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Oh fire could've done that. Oh, the irony that he gave away the one thing that could've saved him just before he got caught.

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    4. Re:And Prometheus said... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Fire. Is there ANYTHING it can't do?

      Your mother.

      Sure it can! It goes like this:

      "Burn the witch! Burn her with fire!"

      See? She's done. In fact, she's well-done.

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  23. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been eating your wife's cooking, I see.

  24. Wait... by st33med · · Score: 1

    Then if animals ate more, then black bears can become smarter at stalking us???? Oh man, we need to eat more and become smarter to outsmart those black bears. ~

    However, why are we Americans so overweight (excluding me) and still kinda... not smart.... ?

    Maybe a few more centuries of heart attacks from Mickey D's and McMissle cases and then we will become smarter :\

    1. Re:Wait... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Survival of the fittest. The same heart attacks that take out Mickey Ds customers also lop the bottom off the IQ bell curve.

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    2. Re:Wait... by VocationalZero · · Score: 1

      Too bad that it lops off that end AFTER they reproduce far more than the other end of the curve.

  25. The start of the Singularity... by argent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The singularity model (some say fantasy, some say theory, call it what you will) is basically that once technology can be used to improve intelligence you get a feedback loop that leads to a society and environment that is literally incomprehensible to the people on the low side of the singularity. This is usually proposed in terms of *designing* brains that are smarter than the ones that designed them, but there's no reason to rule out less fantastic advances as part of the same process.

    I think this qualifies as a singularity, from the point of view of the pre-humans.

    1. Re:The start of the Singularity... by ignoramus · · Score: 1

      Not sure it would qualify as "a singularity"...

      I gather the idea is that the singularity is the point at which the rate of change is so great that it's almost "vertical", and I'm not sure this would look that way even to proto-humans.

      Not every point along the exponential curve is deemed a singularity, it's just part of the process of accelerating returns (use advance X as a stepping stone to create advance Y, and do so in less time than it took you to get to X. Lather, rinse, repeat. faster and faster).

    2. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:The start of the Singularity... by argent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I gather the idea is that the singularity is the point at which the rate of change is so great that it's almost "vertical", and I'm not sure this would look that way even to proto-humans.

      If the rate of change is so flat that it's not perceptible over a single lifespan, which is implied by the comment that it took 2 million years to get from the hand axe to cooking, then everything else has happened in 150 millennia. From that point, what's happened in the past 150 centuries might mostly be comprehensible, but what's happened over the past 150 decades would look pretty close to vertical... and the past 150 years is definitely post-singularity for them.

      The singularity isn't an event, and there isn't just one event horizon... think about falling into a black hole: once you pass the event horizon you don't stop there, you keep falling, and there's always another event horizon just ahead of you. Technology is like that: it's a process, and from a distant enough viewpoint we are already on the far side of an event horizon.

    4. Re:The start of the Singularity... by newgalactic · · Score: 1

      Que the "weird music" and a black monolithic...weber charcoal grill.

    5. Re:The start of the Singularity... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Not every point along the exponential curve is deemed a singularity, it's just part of the process of accelerating returns (use advance X as a stepping stone to create advance Y, and do so in less time than it took you to get to X. Lather, rinse, repeat. faster and faster).

      Expoential curves look the same no matter the scale at which you look at them. Every point is growing at the same rate. The singularity occurs on the intelligence curve when it passes us and, from our perspective, looks like the hockey stick. But from the point of view of, say, a wolf, that hockey stick part of the curve was hit a long time ago.

    6. Re:The start of the Singularity... by naoursla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One tenant of the technological singularity is that we are completely unequipped to predict what the other side will look like. Our pre-cooking, small brain energy ancestors would certainly be unequipped to predict today's world.

      I like your analogy.

    7. Re:The start of the Singularity... by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      Slightly off topic, but to add some modern perspective:

      once technology can be used to improve intelligence you get a feedback loop that leads to a society and environment that is literally incomprehensible to the people on the low side of the singularity

      Much like the digital divide our society is becoming incomprehensible to the people who are internet illiterate. The internet and computers are already used to improve intelligence. There is a serious gap between those who can learn on their own and answer their own questions using the internet, and those who cannot. It is no singularity, but the patterns have a lot in common.

    8. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thank you for explaining that, Dr. Hubbard... Dianetics is fascinating.

    9. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Only on Slashdot would we compare things to a black hole to 'simplify' them.

    10. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also live in the singularity.

    11. Re:The start of the Singularity... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      So... this "singularity" is nothing special to the observers in the same time frame as the phenomena, and those that would find it extraordinary would all be long dead... what's the point of this "singularity" then?

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    12. Re:The start of the Singularity... by argent · · Score: 1

      The time frame of the phenomenon is narrowing. It's getting to the point where the observers that would find it extraordinary are still alive.

      150 millennia
      150 centuries
      150 decades
      150 years
      150 months
      150 days
      150 hours
      150 minutes
      150 seconds

      "The hours came to minutes, the minutes to seconds. And now each second was as long as all the time before." -- Vernor Vinge, A Fire Upon the Deep.

    13. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The singularity model (some say fantasy, some say theory, call it what you will)

      I prefer to call it a religion, myself.

    14. Re:The start of the Singularity... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      So you're talking some kinda religous hocus-pocus. If it's a smooth process without discontinuity, none of it will look extraoridnary regardless of the timeframe of the observer.

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    15. Re:The start of the Singularity... by argent · · Score: 1

      Black holes aren't rocket science.

      Well, OK, I guess they are.

      But they're not brain surgery.

      Except in a crude kind of sense.

    16. Re:The start of the Singularity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is renting property from technological singularity.

      Tenet or tenent.

  26. Humans were carnivores at the beginning by BhaKi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    to start stabbing pigs and eating meat

    Humans didn't START eating meat. They always were.

    instead of just plants

    There was never a stage in human evolution which involved 100% herbivorous diet.

    Humans at first only ate meat. Very soon, they started eating plants too. And much lately, some of them disliked meat and became vegetarians.

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    1. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our teeth are strangely structured if we first ate only meat. I suspect we were omnivores from the start with some populations sticking to fruit, others to nuts, maybe even shellfish or fish or whatever was handy.

      That is the only way to explain how and why we became so travelled... we weren't stuck to only one kind of food.

    2. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by Casai · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke, which is what the OP was referring to with the black obelisk. Please read the first paragraph of the plot summary here.

    3. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by carlcmc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course there was a time when we were completely vegetarian. The diet in the Garden of Eden was fruits and vegetables. It wasn't until after the flood that God gave permission to eat animal flesh. (obviously we don't share the same view of the history of the human race).

    4. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Nope! Sounds like you live in imagination land.

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    5. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Humans at first only ate meat. Very soon, they started eating plants too. And much lately, some of them disliked meat and became vegetarians."

      Then we got really smart....and started fermenting our veggies/grains, and invented BEER!! That way we could drink it!!

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    6. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by OctaviusIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if ignorance is bliss, and we got kicked out of the Garden through eating the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, which is also when we got to eat meat, then I suppose we got smart first, and then we got to eat meat. Now, although this Knowledge damned us to our present planet, I think the chance to eat meat was definitely worth it.

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    7. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Human teeth are structurally akin to dogs and bears which are also omnivores, tho we're a bit more generalized. Our molars are edged cups, not flat grinders; our premolars are pinching slicers. We also lack the continuously-growing incisors and laminante molars of typical herbivores. I'd guess our teeth started out as carnivores, but have become more generalized as we evolved.

      And if hominids are vegetarians by evolution, explain to me why chimps have fangs and why they regularly hunt and eat monkeys. -- The only strict vegetarian apes are endangered species, unable to adapt to new or different diets when their old diet is no longer available. Hmmm!!!

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    8. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by rant64 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a vegetarian because I like plants, you insensitive clod. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

    9. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      Fermenting grain provides a pretty huge advantage to an early civilisation. The alcohol keeps it from developing horrible bacteria that will kill you - so you've got a method of storing and preserving carbohydrates and fat AND ensuring that you have a potable liquid to drink.

      Plus it's delicious and endrunkening.

      Beer is really win-win.

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    10. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      I dunno. The Bible's pretty sketchy about what kind of fruits etc.
      Adam and Eve could have been eating Twinkie fruits or roots of Chocolate frosted sugar bombs!

      Heck, it was paradise. Coulda been eating jerky.

      God: Huuuhhhh! Thou shalt SNAPINTOASLIMJIM!

      Eve: Th' Hell? What's a slim jim?

      Adam: You heard our creator. Snap to it!

      Eve: No thanks, but someone somewhere told me these apples are good. Here. Try one.

    11. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Our ancestors that may have eaten only meat were not humans, by definition of what humans are. Modern humans are omnivores (not carnivores nor herbivores). To be clear, I never said nor intended to imply that hominids are vegetarians by evolution.

    12. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by gplus · · Score: 1

      Then we got really smart....and started fermenting our veggies/grains, and invented BEER!! That way we could drink it!!

      And ever since, we have been killing our once smart brains with the delicious beer...

    13. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh, I wasn't disagreeing, just making further points, since we get so many "we evolved as vegans" nutjobs around here. I guess you are what you eat. ;)

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    14. Re:Humans were carnivores at the beginning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The diet in the Garden of Eden was fruits and vegetables.

      I wonder what the poop color was in Eden ...

  27. A better explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A much better explanation comes from Dr. Temple Grandin in one of her books: Animals in Translation. She posits that humans and dogs co-evolved, allowing humans to develop their cognitive side at the expense of their sense (smell, hearing).

    A lot more convincing argument than cooking, imho.

    1. Re:A better explanation by WileyC · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, the explanations are the SAME. In both cases, metabolic energy was shifted from one source (heightened senses, digestion) into brain power. Just in one case we used dogs and the other, fire.

      Every feature of an organism has a cost... humans shifted the cost from almost our entire structure toward brainpower. As it turns out, that was a good idea!

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  28. The chicken and the egg by RawsonDR · · Score: 1

    We started creating art and maybe even religion.

    What?! It wasn't the other way around??

  29. McMammut-balls by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 1

    I'm lovin' it.

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    1. Re:McMammut-balls by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

      We're talking about cooked food here. Not cooked FAECES.

  30. /. Sponsored by McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine's a Big MAC.

  31. So, let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Intelligence started as a pilot for the food network?

  32. so... by owlnation · · Score: 0

    the irony is that now cooking is actually making us dumber again -- well fast food, high fructose corn syrup, and brewing specifically.

    No. Sorry. I do NOT believe a word of this wildly-speculative pseudoscience. How can it be that people get grants for this kind of research?

  33. Perceive things by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of my English profs said "Everything is representation." and he's right in a very literal as well as metaphorical sense.

    Everything is programmed into us except our reaction to the first stimulus we receive.

    The more similar the programming the more identical we are... Travelling to different cities around the world I found that people had similar ways of viewing things.

    It's the interaction between different viewpoints that creates the tension that produces innovation.

    A brilliant mind sees things more clearly, a genius sees things differently.

    Taking a step back and asking what you're really trying to accomplish can make all the difference, that's the great thing about programming... we solve a problem forever the better you become the more global your solution...

    "God sees the grain of sand in the beach and also the world in a grain of sand."

    1. Re:Perceive things by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Lend me a hammer and your thumb and I'll show you a response that you have not learned. Or your knee, for that matter.

    2. Re:Perceive things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you aren't quite seeing things clearly or differently.

  34. Re:That explains it by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Eh? You married my ex?

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  35. using Fire perhaps by ez151 · · Score: 1

    Yeah it was also called mastering fire for the first time.... correlation, causation, etc.?

  36. Jeez, scientists see more and more like marketeers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just some dude that wants to get his name somewhere by having a shot at 'the missing link'
    Well my gut feeling tells me he missed it by a long shot.Actually cooking food is what makes us ill an weak.
    Eat raw local vegetables and you'll feel fit and plenty of energy, well it's what it does to me.
    Do you really think our digestive system was designed to eat cooked, fried or worse: microwaved food?
    Eat living things and you'll feel lively, cooking things just gets you plenty of shortages and chronically depressed.
    Just my 2cents out of personal experience

  37. Mr. Darwin approves by Eil · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "For a long time, humans were pretty dumb, doing little but make 'the same very boring stone tools for almost 2 million years,'

    Yeah, and life itself was pretty dumb for 3 billion years, floating around in oceans being lazy and photosynthesizing for food. Until about 1 billion years ago, one of them said, "screw this, I'm going multi-cellular so I can _earn_ my food."

    This is not news, this is evolution. Some species was simply bound to evolve advanced mental capcity at some point.

    (Though you wouldn't know it from watching American TV.)

  38. Raw foods? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    So those raw food guys really are idiots like I've suspected all along?

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    1. Re:Raw foods? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I love rare/raw beef though. Steak is good slightly warm, it has a really unique and amazing taste to it.

  39. Well, I don't know of any animal religions. by dogugotw · · Score: 1

    HA. To my dogs, I am a GOD! At least as long as I bring treats...

    1. Re:Well, I don't know of any animal religions. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      HA. To my dogs, I am a GOD! At least as long as I bring treats...

      And if you don't, well then, you're dinner.

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    2. Re:Well, I don't know of any animal religions. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "This is my body. This is my blood. He who partakes of me..."

      Yep, sounds like dogs can get religion. ;)

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  40. One word by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    Dust.

  41. Wok by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    I cook using a Wok and a flat iron griddle. I can even pop popcorn in the Wok!

    1. Re:Wok by maxume · · Score: 1

      I would be more impressed if you could pop Lego in a Wok!

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  42. Brain puberty by Wild+Bill+TX · · Score: 1

    After two tremendous growth spurts -- one in size, followed by an even more important one in cognitive ability -- the human brain is now a lot like a teenage boy.

    So, if this is true, it must be that the human brain is now losing its strength and metabolism from being middle aged. It all makes sense!

  43. Wonder what the raw food proponents think by Calyth · · Score: 1

    Given that cooked food is easier to absorb, then what would the raw food proponents say about that. These people keep saying that the nutrients in raw food would break down during the cooking process, yet cooking food may actually help fuel humans much better than animals that eat food raw.

    1. Re:Wonder what the raw food proponents think by maxume · · Score: 1

      They say that they understand digestion even though they don't, so who really cares what they have to say about nutrition?

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    2. Re:Wonder what the raw food proponents think by icegreentea · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some nutrients will break down in the cooking process. Others become more available. Cooking vegetables tend to increase the amount of calories, but also loses some micronutrients in the process. Given today's world (1st world anyways) where getting calories isn't too much of a concern, then they can judge that eating raw is 'worth it'. Should be noted that meat doesn't really gain much for being cooked.

  44. more energy *because* we have bigger brains by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    Human brains are bigger than other animals. That's why they use more energy.

    From the article:

    Today, humans have relatively small digestive systems and allocate around 20% of their total energy to the brain, compared to approximately 13% for non-human primates and 2-8% for other vertebrates.

    That's why humans expend more energy in their brains - because they have bigger brains, not to grow bigger brains. Even before they "discovered" cooking, they still had proportionately larger brains than other animals. I think this article has it's cause and effect the wrong way round

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    1. Re:more energy *because* we have bigger brains by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The idea is that an animal cannot normally support a brain as big as ours. The brain becomes a liability rather than an asset. When you invent something that makes calories easier to come by, the biggest liability of the brain -- high energy demands -- is minimized, and the benefits favour growing bigger brains.

      In that scenario, cooking is an enabling technology that lets you go from a slightly-larger-than-an-ape brain to the monstrosity that we currently possess.

      The process of growing an individual brain has nearly nothing to do with it.

  45. Old and bent news by spaceman375 · · Score: 1

    it was potatoes and rice, not meat.

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    1. Re:Old and bent news by rrhal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually it was domesticated Barley for Beer making.

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  46. I can verify this. by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, yer darn right that cooking stimulates a big leap in human cognition. I can verify this from personal experience. First they see the pot of boiling water, and they're like, "What the hell?" You can see them start thinking real hard at that point. Of course, they're still not quite certain what's going to happen, but you can tell they're listening hard to what you're saying, and watching what you're doing, trying to figure it out for sure. There's so much cognition going on, you can practically see the sweat popping off of their foreheads. Eventually they really start to believe it, and usually then the cognition drops off due to panic. Beyond that point, they're mostly just shrieking and straining at their bonds and stuff. And of course once you put them in the pot, pretty soon there's no more cognition at all. I haven't RTFA, but I think the slashdot summary is probably a little inaccurate -- should be more like, "prospect of imminent cooking stimulates a big leap in human cognition."

  47. So the fact that my diet consists... by T3Tech · · Score: 1

    of large quantities of Mountian Dew means it's actually good for my brain? w00t!

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  48. Re:If that WERE true.... by chromatic · · Score: 1

    Abutebaris modo subjunctivo! Better start eatin', kid.

  49. Our Creativity by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the post:
    >> We started creating art and maybe even religion

    I read that as 'We started creating art and maybe even fiction'.

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  50. Mmm... by actionbastard · · Score: 1

    Burned animal flesh. America's favorite food!
    No, seriously, cooking probably was 'discovered' by accident. One of our lucky ancestors probably came upon the still smoldering corpse of some tasty animal killed in a brush or forest fire and noticed the enticing aroma, decided to taste what was left (probably because he was hungry), and then made the cognitive leap to use fire to flush out or kill game. After many, centuries of 'take-out', they found that 'home cooking' was easier then setting the entire forest or plains on fire and proceeded to 'bring home the bacon'.

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  51. Medium-Well is the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm asking them to make sure the damn thing is actually dead before I eat it.

    A properly done medium-well steak is neither burnt nor red, while being very juicy. I have a friend who has steak down to a science and I assure you that they're not lacking for flavor.

    Though I admit that he spends an inordinate amount of time picking out ~12 oz Grade A steaks that are a little over 1" thick and well-marbled, you simply can't argue with the results. I never would have thought to pat Greek seasoning and that "Montreal Steak" stuff on one side while rubbing steak sauce (usually A-1, but any good sauce will do) on the top side, nor to spend half an hour getting them up to room temperature (while pre-heating the grill), and both flips are well-timed. Putting butter on the plate (which you then put the steak on), is also a clever touch.

    Suffice it to say, the man doesn't have to ask me twice to visit him.

    1. Re:Medium-Well is the best by retchdog · · Score: 4, Funny

      1" thick and well-marbled
      Greek seasoning
      rubbing... on the top side
      half an hour getting them up

      Suffice it to say, you don't have to read your post twice to find the subtext.

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    2. Re:Medium-Well is the best by drsquare · · Score: 1

      A properly done medium-well steak is neither burnt nor red, while being very juicy.

      Every second a steak is in your pan, it's losing moisture and tenderness. You can test it yourself with some kitchen scales. Weigh your steak raw, then rare, then medium-well, the difference is the juice you've lost.

      The fact that you have to make up the lost flavour with seasoning, butter and sauce just says it all. A rare steak needs none of those.

    3. Re:Medium-Well is the best by NulDevice · · Score: 1

      If your pan is hot enough, though, you're getting a good sear, and provided you're not charring the outside, that lovely Maillard reaction is turning that loss of moisture and tenderness into complex, rich flavor.

      It's really a tradeoff. You're going to lose moisture regardless. But then some of the tastiest beef is dry-aged, and that's lost some moisture already.

      Cooking a good steak is a delicate balancing act. A delicious, delicious balancing act.

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  52. This is not a "theory" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a theory. This is a hypothesis. Not to nitpick, but its an important distinction.

    This would be a theory if someone fed cooked food to animals and observed the predicted changes in their metabolism and intelligence. Or if somehow they could apply forensics to confirm the causal relationships. But, that is a much weaker theory than one confirmed by experiment.

  53. Chicken or the Egg? by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1, Troll

    Which cave man came up with the idea in the first place? How did he/she get smart enough to learn how to cook?!

    1. Re:Chicken or the Egg? by Abuzar · · Score: 0

      Which cave man came up with the idea in the first place? How did he/she get smart enough to learn how to cook?!

      What low-life idiotic McDonald's patron modded the parent post as troll?

    2. Re:Chicken or the Egg? by zsau · · Score: 1

      Probably a bit of food got burnt in a bushfire or something and they realised what had happened and that it made it tasty/preserved it/whatever benefit it has.

      The bigger question is how people came up with the idea of beer. Mead was probably the first alcoholic drink, and it was probably nothing more than some honey some caveman collected was left out in the rain and then naturally fermented. The resulting drink probably didn't taste that great, but did have some acceptable side effects. Wine isn't much harder, once you've got the idea and the grapes (actually with the extra nutrients of fruit juice it's easier than mead). But beer? I suppose someone tried to make flour with partially germinated barley, tried to clean it because it wasn't working, and realised it was sweet and therefore fermentable.

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    3. Re:Chicken or the Egg? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say the one who learned that cooking generally made them feel better, as opposed to the guy who ate a raw chicken and dropped dead from salmonella. Dying kinda diminishes the whole "I know better than you." effect.

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  54. The calorie Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow,

    Yet another link to more Junk Sience...
    What has Slashdot become?

    Cooking does NOT facilitate digestion.
    In point of fact it has exactly the opposite effect.
    Heating food above 117F kills off the bacteria and enzymes which aid digestion causing cooked foods to be digested slower than raw foods.

    Lastly, the idea of Calories as a unit of Nutrition is pure JUNK science.
    We have known for 40 years that the body ACTUALLY produces energy thru the Krebs cycle inside each mitochondria.
    The Krebs cycle is a process that produces ELECTRONS which are what powers the human body.
    Heat, Calories are a measure of heat energy, is actually a WASTE product of the Krebs cycle.

  55. psychotropics by Haxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Several articles have been published stating a possibility that early humans eating plants containing psychotropic chemicals as part of thier diet for generations may have lead to advanced cognitive thinking. Psychotropics can also lead to run on sentences.

  56. The Big Mac by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

    200+ comments and no mention of a Big Mac?

    Previous cooking techniques may have made humans more intelligent, but anything eating a Big Mac spends too much time on the can to learn anything worthwhile.

    And its always bothered me that a Wendy's Double doesn't trash the colon like a Big Mac does. I'd investigate further, but as a Subway guy I've been busy working at CERN on the LHC.

  57. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Are you talking about a death for a death? So if a man kills a wife and 2 children the law should make the husband kill the murderer's family? Or are you attempting to kill him thrice?

    Wow you're an ass. You just said that for the sake of starting an argument. Do you really think for one moment he actually believes that a triple murderer should be killed thrice or have his family killed? Put a little thought into your arguments, or go back into your mom's comfy basement, safe from reality.

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  58. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Rape someone, cut off the penis

    Working from memory here as I am feeling too lazy to look it up again (not to mention grumpy due to various drama), but a lot of rape cases aren't really about sex, but rather about control and power.

    The evidence for this is in the fact that, even after castration (chemical or otherwise), repeat offenders have been known to do it again; sometimes using things like broom handles or the like in order to commit the crime if they are no longer able to get/maintain an erection.

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  59. This doesn't pass the common sense test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At no time in history have humans had access to more calories than we do now. In the US in particular we are in danger of eating ourselves to death. I also notice a lot more stupidity. Bush was elected twice, after all. If that isn't direct evidence of stupidity on the part of people with too easy access to calories, I don't know what is.

    You want to see someone who is smart? Let someone go a couple days without eating and you'll see creativity in action.

  60. Sources? Also, is tofu then bad for you? by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    Any citations for the following? I'm not being snarky, I'm genuinely interested in reading up on this. I lived in Japan for years, and thinking back, I don't think I remember seeing *any* soy-based food product that had not been fermented -- or boiled and salt-treated (a.k.a. tofu and yuba). From what you're saying, though, tofu and yuba would also be bad?

    Sometimes, like with soy (phytates and phytoestrogens/isoflavones), cooking isn't good enough, and you need fermentation or another process to eliminate the toxins before they're safe to eat. Too bad most soy-food processing doesn't do that, so the defensive toxins end up in most of the processed crap made from soy protein and soy oil on the supermarket shelves. Soy sauce, miso, tempeh, and natto are safe. Most other soy-based foods are not.

    Cheers,

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  61. Forgive me, but... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Tenant is someone who rents housing or office space. Tenet is a point of view, doctrine, or belief. I rather think you mean the latter of the two.

    (doffs Grammar Nazi cap and goes back outside to work in the garden)

    Cheers,

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    1. Re:Forgive me, but... by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Duh.

      Thank you.

      erm... No, I meant the former. See a tenet is a meme and in the post-sigularity world is likely to be a sentient meme living in a society of other sentient memes themselves forming a theoretic collective. These memetic lifeforms actually live inside the theory and thus the tenaets of the theory are actually tenants in the theory.

  62. Prehistoric Human Diets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Additionally, meat was only sparingly consumed by most of our ancestors for a very long time; steaks, pork chops, ribs, bacon... first you need to domesticate the animals and figure out a means for caring for them, then you have to have not only enough food for your own upright endeavors, but an additional (very large) surplus to feed your pig/cow/goat/whatever.

    It's much more likely that prehistoric chefs were preparing a limited amount of small game, a limited amount of fish, and a whole lot of plant matter. The amount of energy and technology that goes into getting us $8.99/lb. steaks is WAY beyond what we were capable of circa 148,000 BCE.

    Did you think it's a coincidence that food/meat prices went up with energy prices?

  63. Cooking by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cooking could make a lot of foods more digestible (and softer, useful when there is no dental care...), but it has an additional benefit that would have helped ancient man evolve tech faster, and that is, it kills parasites and bacteria, etc. Those folks who cooked their foods would have lived longer because of this, and had time to take their acquired memories and knowledge and keep trying out new things/new tasks, finding more efficient ways to do things. That just takes time, and having "elders" who lived decades longer would have certainly helped out. And then having elders who were smart and had a lot of wisdom to pass down but were starting to get frail would have meant that those societies who took care of their elders would have developed social cohesion earlier, which would have meant a more rapid "brain multiplier" effect because of having a lot of accumulated knowledge in a small geographic area which was available to more people.

  64. A man who can cook has better ods at reproduction by lawrencebillson · · Score: 0

    Could it be that the ability to cook caused the odds of reproduction to increase?

  65. yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you already have access to *many* more calories than you need, cooking becomes less important than...say....avoiding the health problems associated with obesity.

    The calories in raw foods are not as bioavailable. So you can fill yourself up on them and gain less weight (or lose weight if you also exercise a bit).

    The lack of processing means fewer preservatives and suchlike that can introduce health complications. There may also be a category of nutrients that break down a bit when cooking which will be bioavailable, giving you a more well-rounded diet (though I don't know for sure).

    Though I think you were just trying to commit the logical fallacy of "denying the antecedent" with your "if cooking makes you smart, then eating raw food must prevent you from being smart" implication. In the modern world, study will have a much larger impact on intelligence than how well cooked your food is.

  66. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Saudi Arabia!

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  67. insufficient evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yet could it be this eternal, special component in the makeup of us all explains why the human is the only creature on this planet, that seeks persistently and actually quite illogically, to worship something or someone beyond the natural, physical world?

    Doubtful, because a) of the pervasive physiological similarity of hominid brains and behaviors, b) the light that neuroscience and neurophysiology cast on the nature of consciousness in humans and the great apes, and c) the fact that you are wrong in the following statement:

    Man is the ONLY animal with an otherwise unexplainable urge to worship.

    Other members of the genus Homo were also spiritual in the sense we would call "religious". Homo neanderthalensis of course, likely as well as some other contemporaneous members of the genus (including Homo sapiens of course) had similar and sometimes intermingled culture.

    But that statement is wrong in another way too: human religions are *NOT*, as you seem to think, primarily concerned with "worshipping" anything, let alone with deism. The majority of the world's religions, and the majority of the world's "religious" practitioners aren't even based on faith in the way Abrahamic religions are. For example, most Eastern religions aren't even "religions" in the sense someone with knowledge only of Abrahamic religion might think of the word. There are more practitioners of spiritual religions focussing on self-discovery and sublime, immaterial happiness (Buddhism, Shinto, shamanism, etc.) than of faith-centric, theistic religions (Abrahamic and Homeric religions, etc.), and they are not at all compelled to "worship" in the prostrate, sycophantic way you seem to think.

    I believe that the explanation lies in the book of beginnings, the biblical account found in Genesis...

    I do not, and the majority of humans do not. "the" book of origins? There are many religious stories claiming to describe the "one true" origin of the universe and humans. They are all, Genesis' account included, based not on empiricism but on creative conjecture; claims made without evidence and often without even reasoning.

    1. Re:insufficient evidence by Reziac · · Score: 1

      An AC proclaims, "Man is the ONLY animal with an otherwise unexplainable urge to worship."

      Well, explain that to some of my dogs, who are rather more worshipful of me than even the most abjectly religious human is of his god(s), and they actively seek opportunity to "worship".

      I think it's a thinking-brain thing, a need to make emotional connections to what we perceive as our superiors. Humans have worshipped not only intangible gods, but also gods embodied as lions and elephants, so it's not just the "unexplainable", it's also "that which can clearly dominate me".

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  68. Shrimp by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was the high portein diet of shrimp and crustaceans during the aquatic phase of human evolution.

    I suppose we did tend to cook that stuff probably.

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  69. Re:Sources? Also, is tofu then bad for you? by rossifer · · Score: 2, Informative

    As you noted, tofu and yuba are treated differently. I didn't put them on that list of safe soy foods because I wasn't exactly sure how much of the phytates and other stuff the salt-treatment eliminated. It's my understanding that tofu and yuba still have some of the defensive chemicals, just a lot less than when they started.

    One thing I noted when I was in Japan and China is that soy foods are eaten much more sparingly than westerners assume.

    Most of my information on the downsides of soy started from The Whole Soy Story. I have followed up with pubmed to critically verify the claims made about soy. Also, there have been a number of recently completed studies appearing in the news lately that corroborate the information in that book.

  70. Tea by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    That's right, tea. How, over thousands of years, did ANYONE figure out that the stuff was not only good for you, but catalogued and stored information regarding this?

    Obviously, early on, people watched animals eat this stuff and figure out it was good when the animals didn't drop dead on the spot, but the actual medicinal qualities? That requires some serious thought to do. Not something that somebody would just come up with on the fly.

    Same goes, basically, for drugs, et al. These guys didn't have labs, or grants, or whatnot.

    The only logical conclusion is, much like evolution itself, people who ate the right things lived, those who ate the wrong things died, and those who learned what was healthiest to consume lived LONGER. Hardly rocket science here.

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  71. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    This is how the law has worked in the tribal areas of the middle east for thousands of years and yet they can still find plenty of criminals to punish. Am I correct in assuming you don't want to join such a tribe because you would be considered the criminal?

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  72. all good points, save one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The weird human preoccupation with a possible life after death is not seen in the animal world.

    In order to contemplate death, one must be able to contemplate one's own living in the first place; one must be self-aware. But in examining creatures for this property, we can only rely on self-report, even for humans. We always have to investigate a creature's response to the environment to ascertain changes in its mental state. We can use electrode sensors, monitor eye movement and brainwaves and neurotransmitters and real-time tomography, and in humans we even have the luxury of asking "what do you feel now?". But the level of detail required to ascertain sentience limits us to self-reporting, and thus only to humans. That we ascribe sentience to humans alone is merely an artifact of our inability to communicate effectively with other intelligent creatures. For them, we just don't know, and you make an unjustified claim that the awareness of self, living, and mortality is limited to humans. Even (especially, rather) most neuroscientists don't make such a claim because the evidence just isn't in.

    Yes, man is an animal, but there is something additional besides a fancier, smarter animal in all humans.

    Not only is there no evidence for that claim, there is evidence for the opposing claim: that humans are *precisely* fancier, smarter animals; that is the critical threshold. People with certain types of brain damage, lesions, or experimentally induced impairment of certain brain functions can lapse into and out of the sense of having a "self" separate from the world; they remain intelligent and perceptive, but in a very "connected" state in which the distinction between you and your environment (that is, the natural universe) is unclear or non-existent. How do we know this? By self-report, and by it alone.

    But we can measure contemporaneous changes in brain function and figure out a bit of what is happening in there!. Not all the changes occur in the neocortex, and based on homology alone we can infer similarity between human brain function and that of not only other primates but some much more primitive animals.

    So it's not that there is no qualitative difference between human thought and ant thought; it's that the qualitative difference is a quantitative in disguise. Neuroscience offers a path to discovering the nature of this quantity and quality; an appeal to religious (in)sensibilities offers only mutually exclusive claims made superstitiously rather than empirically.

    1. Re:all good points, save one by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Neuroscience offers a path to discovering....

      Yes, but only to a limited extent. What is REALLY going on in either a brain, or even a computer can only be discerned by its input/output. No matter how minutely we are able to examine the electrochemical nature of the brain, we cannot pin down from that where and how thoughts and emotions come into being. If the brain hardware stops working, there is no way to tell what happened to the software and what it's nature was. The same is true of a computer. If the computer is switched off, there is no way to tell what the software was and what it might have done while the computer was turned on.

      In the case of the computer, because we built it, of course we know where the software is resident. We can take that software and load it into another functioning hardware and then determine said software's function and nature. In the case of the brain, we do not know what happens to the software. We ASSUME (believe) it is destroyed with the destruction of the hardware, but we really don't KNOW that for sure. The human software (soul, mind, spirit etc.) could conceivably be transmitted somewhere else before the destruction of any particular instance of brain hardware.

      We can certainly conceive of such a scenario in the computer case. A sophisticated enough computer connected to a super-fast network could be made in such a way as to sense a disabling malfunction (death) and quickly transmit its entire software to some other network location for storage. From there, at a later time, the sum-total contents of the now destroyed computer could be re-loaded into other identical or even superior hardware and the "consciousness" if you will, of the dead computer will all be back in operation as good as or even better than the original. We could even upgrade the software and fix bugs, before re-loading it into new hardware.

      Somehow, mankind has always and still suspects that there is a continued existence of consciousness after the present physical body ceases to function. The pyramids and other elaborate tombs are stark testimony to this ancient and yet persistently continuing religious belief. We have never seen this sort of behavior in any animals. It is unique to the human creature.

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    2. Re:all good points, save one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we really don't KNOW that for sure [what happens at and after death].

      You are absolutely right; we don't know for sure. However, we have a lot of reason to believe that brains instantiate minds, and that the end of the brain's existence is identical with the end of the mind's existence.

      Somehow, mankind has always and still suspects that there is a continued existence of consciousness after the present physical body ceases to function.

      This is classic wishful thinking; it is not based on any evidence at all. You just got done arguing that we "don't KNOW" for sure what happens after physical death. But there are things we can figure out about minds and brains: a) each specific mind is tied to a specific brain, and limited to experiencing the world as it impinges on senses tied to and implemented by the brain itself; b) when new brains grow, new minds spring forth, unique from and distinct from all other minds; c) when we mess with the brain's structure or other biological function, we mess directly with the mind in predictable ways; d) once brains die, minds stay gone forever and don't make cameos; and so on. So even though we don't know for certain (after all; we could make a smart inference and still be wrong if reality turns out to be otherwise), the evidence says that death represents the end of existence, and is final.

      What is REALLY going on in either a brain, or even a computer can only be discerned by its input/output.

      I said exactly that in my post above. But you go off on a tangent, then re-assert the same thing as if I had not addressed it at all:

      We have never seen this sort of behavior in any animals.

      I'll emphasize the particularly pertinent phrases:

      But in examining creatures for this property, we can only rely on self-report, even for humans. We always have to investigate a creature's response to the environment to ascertain changes in its mental state. We can use electrode sensors, monitor eye movement and brainwaves and neurotransmitters and real-time tomography, and in humans we even have the luxury of asking "what do you feel now?". But the level of detail required to ascertain sentience limits us to self-reporting, and thus only to humans. That we ascribe sentience to humans alone is merely an artifact of our inability to communicate effectively with other intelligent creatures.

      Pretty hard to miss now. You then immediately jump to an unfounded conclusion:

      It is unique to the human creature.

      That's a very hasty conclusion! In actuality, we don't know that this is unique to humans because it is abstract and we cannot yet reliably communicate such abstract things with animals. You seem very eager to point out that we don't see such-and-such human-like trait in animals, but ignore the fact that this is because of our own limitation and says nothing about whether or not such phenomena are present. We don't see it only because our tools are insufficient; with insufficient tools, your claim that "such-and-such human-like trait is unique to humans" is groundless. Fortunately for us, other (now extinct) species in the genus Homo (most famously Homo neanderthalensis) left religious artifacts along with their fossil evidence and even their DNA. We do know that non-human animals have led superstitious and spiritual existences.

      My objections are undiminished, and your simple re-statement of your assertion that a) humans are uniquen, and b) the lack of evidence to refute your position constitutes confirmation of your position is just playground-style contradiction. You seem to have a vested interest in keeping humans "special" and removed, and to be willing to resort to poor reasoning to argue as such. The evidence indicates things aren't as you say. Rather than digging in as deeply and righteously as you possibly can, try to see reality as it really is without projecting your own desires of how it should be.

  73. Competition with aliens by boggis · · Score: 1

    In fact it's only other humans that we're likely to want to have a war with as a species. You, like me, are into oxygen rich atmospheres and non-saline water and other humans so we have a lot to compete for. A gas giant dweller from Alpha Centauri has nothing I want or could even use beyond information and giving me that doesn't cost him anything.

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  74. not any more, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    [teaching/learning purely through communication] does not occur in the animal kingdom.

    ...as far as we know, we're the only species capable of abstract concepts and associated reasoning...

    Actually, neither of these is any longer true since experiments beginning in the 1960s (I think; perhaps the relevant work didn't begin until the 1970s).

    Chimps do communicate symbolically in ways that still aren't clear today. One of the now classic experiments is to sequester a group of chimps, show *only* one of them a (fake) snake or food or other stimulus, reunite the group, then release them into the experimental area and observe their behavior. Through means not yet understood (some proto-linguistic communication it is thought), the whole group reliably acts appropriately even though only a single member was given knowledge of the stimulus. They find the food quickly or steer clear of the threat. Sometimes the insider even lies about the location of food, sending the group to one corner while he makes a bee-line for the hidden food.

    Locke's claim "Beasts abstract not" has also been overturned, particularly by language experiments (chimps do recombine language in novel ways that demonstrate knowledge of abstract meanings and abstract application to novel situations).

    Nobody really thinks chimps or any other non-human animal is likely able to do mathematical abstraction or philosophical introspection, but chimps, bonobos, gorillas, and probably several other higher primates demonstrably do abstract. They also communicate symbolically, as do the cetaceans, and even honeybees.

    As for the "spirituality" argument, humans are not unique on that front either. Humans, Neanderthals, and at least some other contemporaneous members of the genus Homo had similar and sometimes overlapping "religious" culture, as seen in burial practices and artwork. The difference between humans and chimps is slim indeed, even though humans are not descended from chimps. The differences between humans and the now-extinct contemporaneous members of the genus Homo are smaller still, to the point that humans and Neanderthals (and possibly others) could interbreed.

  75. Cooking == Rotting by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cooking is forced decomposition. The "easier" calories are, as TFA says, from pre-processing otherwise difficult to digest material. Scavengers have been around for a long time. Where's the smart vultures?

    The pre-processing most relevant to cognition is making making the nucleotides adenylate, inosinate and guanylate easier to extract, from which the neurotransmitter glutamate is made. Glutamate availability is well documented as necessary to effective cognition. We are tuned to detect those nucleotides via the "5th taste", umami. Monosodium glutamate is to tongue receptors what benzodiazapines and narcotics are to the brain's GABA and endorphin receptors -- fake keys that fit the locks. Food treated with MSG seems "heartier" when tasted, and one might feel full sooner because the brain is easily fooled, but hungry again sooner because the stomach is slow, but not stupid. Chinese and similar cuisines are rich in glutamate containing foods, and frequently MSG is added (as "meat tenderizer" or "flavor enhancer") to the food.

    It remains to be seen whether the "intelligence" (more undefinable as you know more about it) is a beneficial evolutionary trait. We haven't been around in the "smart" version long enough to serve as proof. "Intelligence" may be nothing more than one mutation that provided a species one means to become the ecological equivalent of a cancer, and providing us with the ability to live in denial of our nature by deluding ourselves about "superiority".

    The superior design may well prove to be a scavenger (make no mistake, we are) with low water content and requirement, and cognitive abilities may prove irrelevant or even counter-productive. What species is expected to survive a nuclear war, and what species can conduct one?

    Evidence of scavenger nature in humans and cockroaches (and the delusional nature of the former) can be found in "social facilitation". Performance in enhanced by the presence of others. Cockroaches run mazes faster when they "know other cockroaches are watching". Bugger*. How can they have what in us we consider to be a highly complex (ie. "social") behavior with no cognitive ability to speak of? They don't "abstract" being watched. Social psychology needs to check in with evolutionary biology. The scavenger that detects competition will do what it can to get to the calories fastest -- run faster -- and thus be more successful. Or it might just use its mutant powers to conduct rapid decomposition on demand as well as pretend it's not just rotten**.

    *,** Both double meanings unintended, but I'll take them.

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  76. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    In the proposed case, I think cutting off the penis isn't about sex either; it's still about power.

  77. unreasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Religious behavior is keyed much more to pleasing or displeasing a supernatural entity of one kind or another.

    Actually, theism is the minority view among religions and religious practitioners. Human spirituality is much more general in nature, and faith-centric religions, such as the Abrahamic and Homeric religions, are a narrow in their spiritual scope and constitute a very non-representative sample. Most religions are not concerned with a deity or with deities, but with understanding and knowing oneself, and reaching a deep spiritual happiness. Even though a minority of Christians (for example) may find this in their religion, it is safe to say that most do not because that is not the tack of Christianity; instead, it is as you said: deity worship.

    The approach of theistic religions of this sort is sycophantic prostration, not harmony or happiness; if these things follow that's fine, but they're beside the main goal of cultivating fear and an inferiority-to-a-god-or-gods complex. Some religions are deistic without this sycophantism, such as some forms of shamanism and the like; they center around the place and well-being of humans and of all the inhabitants of nature, even if they suppose the existence of one or more deities.

    Purely materialistic and evolutionary theories, do not provide a very satisfying nor logical answer to WHY humans are so persistently, seemingly illogically and universally religious.

    That claim is ignorant of evolutionary theory, of the scientific literature on the subject, and even of the popular literature on the subject. Spirituality could certainly provide selection benefits in terms of group dynamics, and investigations on this matter are ongoing. It's even to the point where evolutionary biology and anthropology are seeing overlap with genetics (even more than the usual population genetics overlap). A popular book making these rumblings more accessible is this:
    http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v36/n12/full/ng1204-1241.html
    This subject was featured on the cover of Time Magazine only four years ago. It's something one might just miss, but given your cocksure attitude about Christianity being absolutely correct to the exclusion of all other religions and systems of knowledge, I think it might be willful ignorance, or perhaps outright denial.

    Could it be that the account we read in the first book of the Bible really is true?

    This seems very unlikely. There are many creation myths, and the account in Genesis, like all the others, makes claims contrary to what we observe in nature. Everything from biological evolution to geophysics to speciation to astronomy to genetics to basic physics and everything else indicate that the creation myth in Genesis' account is not only a myth, but one based on no empirical evidence at all; it makes claims about the nature of the universe, and those claims are verifiably, demonstrably wrong.

    Maybe there exists a Creator God who created us in His image, and placed within us a very deep seated desire to know and interact with Him? Is that scenario really so impossible

    It is no more impossible than that the Hindu Vedas represent a true picture of the universe; but they are both at odds with the universe itself. They both make claims which, upon comparing with physical reality, are inaccurate. You seem to be saying that if your Christian story is even a little bit possible in principle, then it's as good as gold and should be believed, or at least nobody should have to require evidence to believe they are true. It's *possible* in principle that things fall up rather than down, but nobody is justified in believing they fall up, because upon inspecting nature, things, in actual fact, behave otherwise.

    The Genesis creation myth, as with any creation myth, makes very specific claims about the na

  78. Re:[OFFTOPIC] by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Very true, but they make the argument supporting that sort of punishment with the reasoning that it will stop people in order to justify themselves to others. Sometimes they even believe it themselves.

    That's the reason that I usually point out the control and power issue.

    My personal stance on the subject is that rape is a crime truly worthy of capital punishment (I also have to say that, in my opinion, people who falsely accuse someone of rape and know it's a false accusation should suffer a similar fate). Then again, I am somewhat biased since I've seen what it can do to people.

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  79. Beef: It's What's For Dinner by macraig · · Score: 1

    I have a question: was this study perhaps funded by the same industry that gave us the "Beef: It's What's For Dinner" ad campaign...?

  80. But how humans became clever enough to cook? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Cooking requires some level of intelligence. How did humans become so clever so as that they started to cook?

    1. Re:But how humans became clever enough to cook? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      We probably had a modicum more intelligence than your average primate (what with our bipedal locomotion freeing up our hands for tool use), and maybe that tipped us over the edge, allowing us to cook, which in turn made us even more intelligent. Or it was Jesus or something. I don't know. :)

  81. We only change if we have to by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I think the weakness in this is that human societies are generally very conservative; which is why there are still tribes in isolated areas that haven't changed the way they live for perhaps 30,000 years or even longer. The basic attitude seems to be "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" - so when we have something that we know works well enough, we tend to stick with it rather than invent something new. Our inventiveness only really get fired up when we are squeezed, when there isn't enough food to go round etc. Fire was used at least as early as 300,000 years ago by Homo erectus, so cooked food was probably not unknown at that time; but there was no compelling need to change the diet to include the less edible plants/animals.

    Starvation kills people, but the ones who were clever enough to find ways to eat things that you couldn't before, survived - IOW we got cleverer because we had to in order to survive, not because we happened to stumble over something that allowed us the luxury of a big calorie guzzler of a brain. In fairness, this was probably the message the researchers tried to get across, only it was lost on the reporter who thought this version sounded sexier.

  82. Pet animals by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    Given that we feed our pets cooked food does that mean we can expect an increase in their brain power? Should I be buying my cat her own Mac so that she can begin to grok this interweb thing she's heard us humans are in to? Will she need her own mobile so she can text the hot tom down the road?

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    1. Re:Pet animals by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that my various pets have seemed more intelligent than strays who were "adopted" late in life. Maybe there is something to this study?

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  83. Layman's Title..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Eating (mostly) cooked meals would have lessened the energy needs of our digestion systems, thereby freeing up calories for our brains."

    -----Brains don't "run off" of calories. Neurons use the differene in electrical potential, not heat (calories). Nerves fire based on differences in potential and maintaining resting potential (Na+/K+-ATPase). The only things consumed in brain activity are sodium, potassium, and ATP. The brain does not "burn calories", and does not need calories. Calories are a measure of heat energy. The brain functions by using electrochemical, not thermochemical, energy. Rather, it "burns" sodium, potassium, and ATP.

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    1. Re:Layman's Title..... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Yes, but... that ATP has to come from somewhere. In the case of the brain, it comes originally, and almost solely, from glucose-6-phosphate, which comes from glucose. I don't think you could survive just eating ATP. For their specialized function, yes, nerve cells require a Na/K gradient, but to establish and maintain that gradient, they need calories -- thermochemical energy -- that they get from sugar. They then use that to drive the ADP->ATP synthases, and use the energy generated by ATP->ADP to maintain their ion gradients.

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    2. Re:Layman's Title..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

      "nerve cells require a Na/K gradient, but to establish and maintain that gradient, they need calories -- thermochemical energy -- that they get from sugar"

      -----They don't get thermochemical energy from sugar - Glucose does not contain sodium or potassium. That, and the brain does, again, not use thermochemical energy. The body's metabolism does, but not the brain.

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    3. Re:Layman's Title..... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Glucose is the form of sugar that travels in your bloodstream to fuel the mitochondrial furnaces responsible for your brain power. Glucose is the only fuel normally used by brain cells. Because neurons cannot store glucose, they depend on the bloodstream to deliver a constant supply of this precious fuel.

      Complete glucose deprivation has been shown to induce neuronal apoptosis, but the effect of moderate glucose deprivation under normal and pathological conditions is not fully understood.

      Glucose is the only source of energy usually available to the brain. Without oxygen or glucose, neurons will die.

      The K+ and Na+ is freely available in the bloodstream and intracellular fluid. Nerves use selective ion channels to establish the ion gradients used for depolarization but they don't require a specific source for them: they're everywhere in the body.
      In contrast, without glucose your nerve cells will die. They require glucose to power aerobic metabolism and produce the ATP that they use to maintain the ion gradient.

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  84. This theory only works by Weedlekin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if we ignore all the other palaeoanthropolical evidence, i.e:

    1) Bones burned at high temperatures found in caves show that Homo Erectus was regularly cooking food 1.5 million years ago. This is unsurprising because we know they used fire, and and it doesn't take very long for those sitting around a fire to accidentally drop some food in it, fish that food out with a stick, and after eating it, discover that it tastes better than the raw variety.

    2) Humans didn't display any technological superiority over H. Erectus, and were technologically inferior to H. Neanderthalenis until around 40,000 years ago. That 40,000 year figure is crucial, because this is the period when we began to produce art, and our tool technology started to incorporate various innovations that H. Erectus and Neanderthal tools didn't have.

    3) H. Erectus kept evolving, and eventually developed a brain similar in size to our own (i.e. their brains doubled in size) long before modern humans appeared, while H. Neanderthalensis had a bigger brain than modern humans. It should be noted that H. Erectus is by far the most successful human species, having survived for almost 2 million years (followed by Australopithecus Aforensis, who was around for a million years).

    3) H. Neanderthalensis had a more sophisticated culture than ours until 40,000 years ago (again, the 40,000 year break point). They buried their dead, had production lines for tools, and maintained a trading network over long distances while H. Sapiens was spending the first 100,000 years of our existence being primitive aboriginal bushmen in Africa.

    The best theory I've seen to explain why humans changed from a very long period in a static, very primitive state is that the climate changes caused by the Indonesian super volcano which led to the "bottleneck event" that nearly destroyed our species favoured the brightest and most innovative people who were able to formulate survival strategies that didn't occur to less imaginative individuals. The ice age which the event caused also wiped out the majority of H. Erectus and H. Neanderthalensis, so those newer, brighter humans were able to expand into new territories without having to compete with significant numbers of other human species who had been technologically, culturally, and physically superior to them before the bottleneck event occurred.

    The bottleneck event happened around 60,000 years ago. By the time its effects had completely disappeared, H. Erectus was extinct, H. Neanderthalensis had been depleted to a level they never recovered from completely (they lived in Europe and Asia, both of which were especially badly hit by the after-effects of the super volcano), and the entirety of H. Sapiens was represented by as little as 2,000 individuals living in small, scattered groups whose entire intellectual capacity was dedicated to the difficult business of survival. The fact that it took us another 20,000 years to reach a point where our culture and technology went beyond the levels that other human species had reached hundreds of thousands of years previously is an indication of how difficult the job of merely surviving was during that time, and how close we came to following H. Erectus and H. Neanderthansis into the oblivion of extinction.

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    1. Re:This theory only works by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      The best theory I've seen to explain why humans changed from a very long period in a static, very primitive state is that the climate changes caused by the Indonesian super volcano which led to the "bottleneck event" that nearly destroyed our species favoured the brightest and most innovative people who were able to formulate survival strategies that didn't occur to less imaginative individuals.

      I've heard the same thing applied to the Jews. Interesting.

      -l

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  85. Uplift Crows by TrnsltLife · · Score: 1

    Some kinds of crows are already really smart. They can fashion hooks out of pieces of metal, and seem to be able to learn from watching other crows. Maybe we should teach them how to start fires with bits of glass and bottles. Put some meat on some dead leaves, put a bottle on the leaves, wait for the sun to start a fire, and voila, cooked food. Once all the crows learn the trick, they can get smart like us'ns.

  86. Watch that grammar, or look "pretty dumb" yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hugh Pickens writes "For a long time, humans were pretty dumb, doing little but make 'the same very boring stone tools for almost 2 million years,' says Philipp Khaitovich of the Partner Institute for Computational Biology in Shanghai.

    When one begins a sentence with "humans were pretty dumb", one should be on the lookout for making oneself look "pretty dumb" in the process. Check your grammar carefully. The grammar mistake here is "doing little but make 'the same very ...'". That should have been "doing little but making '...".

    Since the sentence is not a direct quote from the article, the OP is the one who now looks "pretty dumb".

  87. more time around the fire by EnOne · · Score: 1

    It also would allow early hominids to improve language skills by stay up late by sitting around a fire. Allows creation of fire-hardened spears. Creates the need for a division of labor where someone has to tend the fire.

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  88. Re:Sources? Also, is tofu then bad for you? by jsailor · · Score: 3, Informative

    In addition to what the poster replied, note that soy products in Japan are not the same as what's on the shelves in America. ToFu is made differently in Japan and generally "safe". In the US, most ToFu's are typically not fermented hence tempeh becomes the only option in that area. However I digress, most soy products in America are processed foods, chips, soy proteins mangled into some form of simulated meat, soy milk, etc. These are actually quite detrimental to humans yet they are advertised with "soy protein" and isoflavones. To get more detail, you can search the net. There's plenty out there, but you can also pick up a good book on macrobiotics. The Kushi's http://www.kushiinstitute.org/ published some great books on this. In general, macrobiotics recommends a wide variety of vegetables, soaking/fermenting beans and grains, and cooking almost everything.

  89. Now getting stories from Discovery channel??? by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    There was an entire episode of "Evolve" dedicated to digestive tracks and their role in evolution.
    This was on last week.

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    1. Re:Now getting stories from Discovery channel??? by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      In it they pinpointed cooking as being the transition point from early man to modern man (as far as brain capacity/size/etc...) due to less energy being expended in food digestion...

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  90. Overclocking by sglines · · Score: 1

    I'm just an overclocked ape.

  91. Mary Jane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. smoke/eat marijuana
    2. muchines attack
    3. get creative

    Become a stoneage Gordon F*cking Ramsey

    Wayne

  92. There is nothing wrong with conflict by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    You are quite the Debby Downer today aren't you?

    How could modern humans be LESS intelligent than cavemen? There were only a few thousand cavemen, there's 6.7 billion modern humans. Yes we still fight wars but our periods of peace are much longer than our periods of conflict and its not like the whole world is fighting the same war at the same time, WW1 and WW2 aside, and those two combined lasted less than a decade.

    As for the intellect of alien races, why do you assume they'd be peaceful? How do you know they wouldn't be more violent than we are? If there's a community of spacefaring races out there in contact with one another how could they avoid conflict for all of time? Some of their natures might even dictate violence.

    You have arbitrarily chosen peace as a sign of intelligence and warfare as a lack of intelligence. This reflects your personal preferences almost certainly but this does not make your assertions fact.

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    1. Re:There is nothing wrong with conflict by Sally+Forth · · Score: 0

      Cavemen could remember hundreds of years of history accurately.

      I think a case could be made that people like the ancient Egyptian pyramid-builders and the oral-history passers-on had more raw intelligence than someone who's learned how to sit down at a computer and type "Seven Year War" into a Wikipedia search.

      After all, we might create huge buildings, but how many people know their highschool geometry? We might be able to inscribe our history into multiple formats, but how many people remember it from day to day? We have computers, but how many people know how they're designed? Or how to repair a clock? Or figure out your best friend's phone number without looking it up on your cell?

      We aren't necessarily more intelligent. We've just got better technology.

  93. Was Cooking the first art form? by DallasMay · · Score: 1

    I have long wondered what was the first art form developed. I wonder if it was cooking? Trying out different mixtures of herbs with meat to mix flavors and create new dishes. Sounds plausible to me. That would have easily morphed into painting -making new colorful sauces that could be used to paint with- and then music, beating and stirring mixtures in rhythmic patterns. Then of course farming led to Astronomy, and thus science in general. Wow, I kind like this theory! YEAH FOOD!.

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  94. Hour Later, Hungry Again by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    This "fuel" is so easily available that it leads to the well known "an hour later you're hungry again" phenomenon.

    The "hour later, hungry again" phenomenon also reflects the meat-intenstive American diet, by contrast with the predominantly rice-and-vegetables diet of the Orient.

    I'm reminded of my favorite Dick Cavett joke:

    "Have you ever tried German-Chinese food? It tastes great, but an hour later you're hungry for power again."

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  95. Tofu not fermented... by zooblethorpe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you might be a bit confused about how tofu is made. Fermentation has never, to my knowledge, been part of the production process, and it certainly isn't how tofu is generally made in Japan today.

    I lived down the street from a tofu shop for close on three years, and had occasion to see the whole process from dried bean to tofu block, which this fellow did every morning. Basically, he'd start with a lot of dried soybeans, cook them, mash them, add lots more water, and then boil the bejebus out of them. At some point when the resulting milky mixture looked right to him, he'd add a special sort of salt called nigari or "bitters", which would cause the proteins in the soy milk to coagulate -- much like adding lemon to simmering dairy milk when making paneer. He'd then remove from the heat, and when cool enough, use cheesecloth (though for him I guess it's really tofu-cloth) to press the curds together. He had wooden block molds for giving the tofu a shape, and then it was just a matter of sticking them in the fridge until it was time to cut off a chunk for the day's customers.

    The stuff called yuba in Japanese is basically the skin that forms on top of the boiling soy mash, and is essentially the same phenomenon as the skin that forms over simmering or boiling dairy milk. Some places in Japan even specialize in yuba, in particular one restaurant right across the river from the Tôshôgun in Nikkô, on the second story of the building on your left as you cross the bridge to leave the Tôshôgun and head back down to the train stations.

    Looking it up over at Wikipedia, I find that the nigari salt is usually magnesium or calcium chloride, derived from seawater. I also find mention of some fermented tofu varieties, but these seem to be specialty products created from regular unfermented tofu, and also appear to be Chinese. I never saw nor heard of them in Japan, FWIW.

    (As an aside, what is up with this ancient slashcode not correctly displaying the full range of Unicode? I can't even get macrons to show up properly in simple Latin Extended-A, let alone non-Latin charsets. Growl...)

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  96. the pot calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a long time, we were pretty dumb. Humans did little but make "the same very boring stone tools for almost 2 million years," he said.

    Substitute "stone tools" with "programming languages", "computers", "cars" or "evolutionary theories". We don't grok stone tools enough to tell how much they developed. Especially not from the very few and random samples we still have access to.

  97. r2k_in_the_vortex by r2kordmaa · · Score: 1

    maybe cooking just caused culinary interest in people, will to look for more tasty food. and resulting in people tagging different plants and animals with labels like: spicy, sweet, sour etc instead of plain edible/inedible. in forward progress more complicated methods were developed to get better food, resulting in more complex fishing, hunting etc tools. and then we have macdonalds, no wonder americans are viewed as idiots by the rest of the world. eating garbage cant be good for your intelligence. back to the trees with you!

  98. Women gathered and farmed, men hunted by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Women weren't sitting home idle while their men were out hunting and gathering (except to the extent that *everybody* in a hunter-gatherer society generally works a lot less than farmers or office-droids.) In most traditional societies they tended to do gathering, and some types of farming after farming was invented. Male brute strength is helpful for some kinds of farm work, such as handling oxen while plowing and maybe fighting off wolves, and men presumably did some amount of gathering work while hunting, but you can't do too much gathering because hauling around lots of food gets in the way of stalking and attacking animals.

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  99. Meat. Loaf. by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Most meatloaf recipes I've seen include bread or breadcrumbs and onions; often they'll include multiple kinds of meat. Much of the point of meatloaf is stretching a limited supply of cheap meat.

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  100. Raw foods and enough calories by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Meat, including fish, is pretty digestible even if it's raw, and the richer ~80% of humanity doesn't have much problem getting enough calories or protein. Cooking does affect how long you can keep meat around after you kill it, but it has a lot more effect on the digestibility of vegetables and (much later) grains and beans, as well as making those foods edible longer after picking.

    Also, a lot of the "raw food" movement out there is really processing food using techniques such as hydration and sprouting, so while it's not cooking at high temperatures, it's still making food more digestible than just eating it raw.

    I'm a veggie, but I'm happy to cook my food - some of the raw-food stuff is good, but I find some of the flavorings they use surprising, such as the "liquid aminos" that are basically MSG relatives, not that I'm particularly bothered by it.

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  101. Cooking veggies affects digestibility a lot more by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Ignoring your joke for the moment, cooking veggies affects digestibility a lot more than cooking meat, which stomach acids will grind up quite nicely. Various cooking techniques make meat last longer, so if you kill a megafauna you can eat more of it before it spoils, and therefore get more calories out of it, but otherwise the main effects are making it taste better and make you less likely to get sick.

    On the other hand, breaking down veggie materials by cooking can often make them more digestible, so not only can your digestive system be more efficient (and therefore smaller), but also it set us up for the invention of grain-farming a lot later.

    The theories about cooking's primary effects being on how much of the calories go to the brain are interesting, but cooking also affects division of labor within societies and need for communication, and those would have affected brain development as well.

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  102. wrong physics, wrong science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No we have not [found the "missing" neutrinos].

    In the sense that the detectors only detect neutrinos in one of their three possible states, thus not "finding" the "missing" neutrinos.

    Some THEORIZE that they oscillate...

    Ever seen quantum tunneling, or a weak interaction? Didn't think so; nobody has. But the theory describes our observations of physical behavior at least as well as we can measure.

    ...but we have NOT found them with even the newer far more sensitive and sophisticated underground detectors that came online in recent years.

    As I said: we're only "good" at making detectors for measureing one type of neutrino. Your objection that we can't detect the other two flavors is hollow.

    I get all of the CERN physics journals...

    Scientific results from CERN are published in many physics journals. CERN doesn't conduct the majority of neutrino research. The majority of CERN's research is not on neutrinos. Individual subscriptions to physics journals are somewhat expensive, but many such subscriptions add up to great expense. The usual way to access physics journals is through an organizational subscription at a research university or large R&D division at a major company. Given your lack of familiarity with basic physics, let alone the relevant solar physics, let alone the minutiae of coronal heating and stellar fusion, you are obviously not educated in physics, and not affiliated with any institution that requires familiarity with these things. I think you're lying in an attempt to bamboozle someone who is not familiar with neutrino experiments into thinking you have some authority as a substitute for your lack of expertise.

    We also know from experiments here on earth, that there is NO KNOWN way to make a magnetic field by any means OTHER than the movement of charge.

    Ever heard of a bar magnet? The full understanding of magnetic phenomena extends to theory developed after (and from) classical electromagnetism. In any case, this is a non-sequitur: it isn't news at all that electricity and magnetism are different manifestations of the same force. That's been known since the development of classical electromagnetism. We know that from experiments here on Earth.

    Stars are big balls of plasma, and astrophysical understanding requires the incorporation of magnetohydrodynamics to account for observed stellar behavior.

    How do you, or anybody KNOW for sure that fusion on the SUN is natural?

    You're just attacking the weak point of all knowledge. How do you "KNOW" you're going to die? You don't; you just notice other things about reality that imply it (you're human, all other humans die, ergo you will die). How do you "KNOW" that dogs don't talk to eachother when nobody is observing? How do you "KNOW" that your neigbor isn't a witch? As for solar fusion, we know how much mass the sun has, we know that it is concentrated within the photosphere (and thanks to helioseismology, we know the *distribution* of mass inside the sun), we know how hot the sun is at the center (from experiments here on Earth; material heats up under pressure in a particular way), we know how thermal fusion behaves (again from experiments here on Earth, sometimes involving bombs), we know its byproducts from said experiments and we observe those on the sun. A star can't help but fuse elements in its core.

    The laws of thermodynamics decree that heat always flows from the hotter locations to the cooler ones.

    NO! The laws of thermodynamics generalize the behavior of matter and energy (which is quite different from "heat") into the meta-concept of entropy, and state that the entropy of any closed system never decreases. It might be more correct if you claimed that energy tends to flow from areas of high concentration to areas of low concentration, but

  103. Jumping to Conclusions by Odemia · · Score: 1

    "although definitive claims of causation are premature"

    Perhaps reading the entire summary before replying would prevent the miss use of correlation as causality. I know the media is bad for doing this but I expect people on Slash Dot to be better than the average sensation seeking journalist.