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  1. Re:In before the global warming discussion on Captain Bligh's Logbooks To Yield Climate Bounty · · Score: 1

    This just in: North part of the US = The World

    Please update your encyclopedias.

  2. Re:OMG they did nothing on AU Legal Group Says ISP Allowed 100K Illegal Downloads · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Roads! ROADS!
    Roads fascilitate the transport of untold amounts illegal and/or dangerous materials including : drugs, immigrants, weapons and WMD's.
    Close the roads!

  3. Re:Analysis of Miguel's article on De Icaza Responds To Stallman · · Score: 1

    A more fair analysis of his blog would be that Microsoft needs to be steered in the right direction and there are some good people on the inside trying to do this.

    I hope those people and that company fits well into the analogy of how to steer an ADD-stricken bull relative to a china-shop.

  4. Re:Runs fine on my TP on Windows Mobile 6.5 Launched, Panned · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Knicks called, they want their astroturf back.

  5. Re:Leave it to Microsoft... on Microsoft Research Shows Off Multi-Touch Mouse Prototypes · · Score: 1

    What? They succesfully crosspollinated advertising with cut'n'paste, why not do the same with a mouse and...well...whatever acid-induced strike of less-than-genius their...well...acid-induced people can come up with...

  6. Novels? Screw that... on What Belongs In a High School Sci-Fi/Fantasy Lit Class? · · Score: 1

    Serve up the entire LOTR and Dune written works. That ought to keep the little critters occupied.

    Side-bonus: Scifi/fantasy-class also counts as PE, just tell them bring all the books along.

  7. Re:!Classic on Communicator Clothing · · Score: 1

    Kutulhu(+1), why settle for the lesser evil?

  8. Man in the middle... on Dam Burst Tool Disables China's Green Dam Censorware · · Score: 1

    Clippy: "I see you're trying to install some nice software, would you like some uniformed men to help you with that? Yes, Ok, Absolutely!"

  9. Re:That is why... on Gamers Are More Aggressive To Strangers · · Score: 1

    Mmm...if those examples are representative of what you truly believe, then I don't "history" means what you think it means.

  10. Re:So, does Slashdot count as a "game"? on Gamers Are More Aggressive To Strangers · · Score: 1

    (heard in a game of Hearts)

    YEEHAAW! Eat that black spade bitch you noob! And here are some hearts to flush her down with!

  11. Re:Jury of peers? on $338M Patent Ruling Against Microsoft Overturned · · Score: 1

    How do you get a jury of peers when the 2 parties are a convicted monopolist and a patent troll?

    Satan?

  12. Re:FOSS on Porn Surfing Rampant At US Science Foundation · · Score: 1

    ... or Squid + Dans Guardian (for example)? It's somewhat cheaper ...

    Tentacles in the wrong place is what started this mess...just sayin'...

  13. Re:I agree on Microsoft Says Google Chrome Frame Makes IE Less Secure · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or Chrome, or Safari, or even Firefox 2 on Windows

    Dude, you got the Ferrari, why use it on rainy dirt-roads when newly laid dry tarmac is available? - old chinese saying

  14. Re:Security issues with Google Chrome? on Microsoft Says Google Chrome Frame Makes IE Less Secure · · Score: 1

    Ok asshat, you do not speak for google.

    Yes he does.

    God

  15. Re:Well on Nominum Calls Open Source DNS "a Recipe For Problems" · · Score: 1

    So actually it's less "Open Source doesn't work, booo" and more "Buuuhuuu our business-model is so crappy that even Open Source can't save it".

  16. RIAA-people don't get laid... on RIAA's Elementary School Copyright Curriculum · · Score: 1

    ...because if they did and begot children they'd know that children always does the opposite of what they're taught if it doesn't seem immediately dangerous. Children will download stuff, generally not get caught and figure out it's not so bad as it's pumped up to be.

  17. Re:Seems like a cool idea... on Student Designs Cardboard Computer Case · · Score: 1

    I love cardboard. I have a blog about it.

    -.-' x1000

  18. Re:The Dangers of Wi-Fi on Garlic Farmer Wards Off High-Speed Internet · · Score: 1

    9. The inability to express emotions without involving a colon character.

    Mr. Hanky?

  19. Re:Idiots on Garlic Farmer Wards Off High-Speed Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    What evidence do you have to support your statement that "organic gardening is idiotic and dangerous"?

    Not evidence, proof: "organic" stuff attracts hippies, hippies smoke pot, pot is dealt by drug-dealers, or grown organically on the garlic-farm, exponentially reinforcing the vicious cycle of bong-headedness and drug-war through the positive feedback mechanism as pot attracts both hippies and drug-dealers.

  20. Tubes! on Gravitational Currents Could Slash Fuel Needed For Space Flight · · Score: 1

    A universe was sent to me by my staff last friday, I GOT IT YESTERDAY!

    If you gravitate a whole moon at the time the gravitational waves are gonna get filled and when they're filled the universe is gonna be delayed!

  21. Re:already slashdotted on How GNOME and KDE Spend Their Money · · Score: 2, Funny

    Eye Owl wise ewes a spill chucker - mcgrew

    A bird, a sheep and an australian sex-toy?

  22. Yo Planck scientists! on Planck Satellite Releases First Images · · Score: 1

    Your red-bluish widdle-waddle is important to science, I know, but that bitchin' hires-photo of our galaxy that you pair it with would make a nice skybox for compiz-fusion...wink-wing...nudge-nudge...y'know what I mean?

  23. Re:This is the GOVERNMENT's fault. on Mafia Sinks Ships Containing Toxic Waste · · Score: 1

    If the government didn't want them to dump this waste out at sea, they would ease the restrictions on the disposal of toxic waste. Once again we witness how government regulation results in MORE pollution rather than less.

    Yeah, we're barely hanging on as it is, frickin' ships and explosives cost money too ya know.

  24. Re:Wang on Chinese Schools Ax Green Dam Censorship Software · · Score: 1

    You are aware the Wang is the most common surname in China [highbeam.com], I assume? (the name means "emperor")

    What a coincidence! Where I live my "emperor" is called (a) wang.

  25. Re:Engrish or bad translation on Chinese Schools Ax Green Dam Censorship Software · · Score: 1

    Yep, just like you are at home and not in jail for inciting social instability.

    (depending on your nationality you're either smiling or nerveously looking over your shoulder right now)

    Not to worry, IANTCG (I Am Not The Chinese Government)