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Let the Games Be Doped

Hugh Pickens writes "John Tierney poses the question in the New York Times 'what if we let athletes do whatever they wanted to excel?' Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today — a system designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, that fails on all counts. The journal Nature, in an editorial in the current issue, complains that 'antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear' by relying on unscientifically calibrated tests, like the unreliable test for synthetic testosterone that cost Floyd Landis his 2006 Tour de France victory and even if the authorities manage to correct their tests, they can't possibly keep up with the accelerating advances in biology." Read on for more. Hugh Pickens continues: "Bengt Kayser, the director of a sports medicine institute at the University of Geneva argues in an article that has been supported by more than 30 scholars in the British Medical Journal that legalizing doping would "encourage more sensible, informed use of drugs in amateur sport, leading to an overall decline in the rate of health problems associated with doping (pdf). In the competition between increasingly sophisticated doping — e.g. gene transfer — and antidoping technology, there will never be a clear winner. Consequently, such a futile but expensive strategy is difficult to defend.""

773 comments

  1. Sure, and then.... by exazoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... we could allow mopeds in Tour de Frace :o)

    1. Re:Sure, and then.... by Cadallin · · Score: 3, Informative

      They could start by allowing recumbent designs first.

    2. Re:Sure, and then.... by JimFive · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike. The Tour is about the athletes not the equipment.

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    3. Re:Sure, and then.... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I draw the line at androids! no athlete should have less then 40% natural body parts! THEIR body parts!

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    4. Re:Sure, and then.... by pthisis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike. The Tour is about the athletes not the equipment.

      It's a bicycle race. The equipment is a huge part of it (it's what the sport is named after). Foot racing is all about the athletes. Cycling, by its very nature, is about both.

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    5. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it? Do they all ride the exact same model of bike with the exact same tires? I honestly have no idea, but in the sports I've paid attention to, usually there are definite differences between equipment from one team and equipment from another - even if the sport has severe restrictions on it.

      What's more, do all the athletes in every country have the same access to training equipment and facilities? If not, then doesn't that make the Olympics about the training equipment as well as the athletes?

      To me, it seems arbitrary where people draw the line saying that such-and-such is about the athletes and such-and-such is not fair or not about athletes. Is this supposed to be about finding the most genetically talented athletes? Then it seems like genetic modification should be allowed, and (to repeat) every should have the same access to training. Is it about who works the hardest to be the best athlete? Then it seems like a goal in the coming years should be to handicap people based on genetic influences. Is it about seeing what's the most a human body can do? Then perhaps it should be an anything-goes affair, where so long as you make it into the competition and manage do beat everyone else out before your spleen ruptures or liver gives out, then you get the gold.

      I think, in the end, the issue is likely that the Olympics stand for vague ideas which shouldn't be questioned or pursued to their logical conclusion. So long as the people involved don't care, and the people watching don't care, and the money flows freely, that's probably enough.

    6. Re:Sure, and then.... by Angostura · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're being modded funny, but you should also be modded insightful, because that is probably how it would start. It would end with the Men's 1500 meters being won by a chap in a Formula 1 car, or perhaps a helicopter. Afterall - why not? All sports have arbitrary rules, designed to keep the game and competition fun. Without them, the game becomes a simple and boring arms race.

    7. Re:Sure, and then.... by techess · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike. The Tour is about the athletes not the equipment.

      I completely disagree with this. There are approximately 200 athletes in the Tour de France and I think it would be cruel and unusual to make them share one bike. It would be hard enough to get them to fit on there let alone figure out who actually won.

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    8. Re:Sure, and then.... by thedonger · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a little off-topic, but the racing isn't about anything if no one can see it because homogenizing the equipment eliminates sponsors who help foot the bill to get it on television. They want to see their equipment under the winning rider. And I would guess that any equipment advantage at the highest level of sport is such a small percentage of the overall package (including rider fitness, length of legs, muscle mass, mental strength, etc.) that it doesn't affect the outcome of the event.

      Doping and other performance enhancers have a noticeable effect. Perhaps legalizing them would give birth to the non-enhanced Olympics. And then people with prostheses could then be allowed in the enhanced version.

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    9. Re:Sure, and then.... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      so a 6 million dollar man is fine by you as long as they're still 40% human, and only 60% machine?

      how's he going to be powered again? gasoline has a nice energy density, but having to gas up all the time would be a real pain... maybe a really high efficiency solar cell, powered by a giant laser beam coming out of the sky? and what if say the programmer decides, to use that high power laser to just vaporise the human in the lead for a second...

      okay lets say we just have an overhear grid that the athlete ties into. like a light rail system, now you still have problems if it rains (how do you water proof the connection so a water short doesn't occur?)

      problems all around, besides, a while back the mentioned a new miracle drug that can boost stamina by a crazy percentage(42% to 70%), at least in mice, and humans get energy from their cells the same way as mice do... of course, i can't believe that kind of drug wouldn't have long term down sides, that mice don't live long enough to experience... like complete heart failure after 6 years doping up...

    10. Re:Sure, and then.... by SausageOfDoom · · Score: 1

      This is the funniest post I have seen on slashdot lately. Possibly ever.

      Why do I never have mod points when I need them?

    11. Re:Sure, and then.... by rikkards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Love to see a Recumbent on the Pyrenees or the Alps. It would be interesting to see what tech could do to allow one to climb those hills.

    12. Re:Sure, and then.... by Teun · · Score: 1
      There are strict and significant demands on the construction of the bike, especially regarding size and weight.

      A bit comparable with the anti-doping rules, certain medicines are allowed, as a matter of fact some otherwise banned drugs can be allowed when the individual needs them.

      It's not black and white.

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    13. Re:Sure, and then.... by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      draw the line at androids! no athlete should have less then 40% natural body parts! THEIR body parts!

      Like this runner?

    14. Re:Sure, and then.... by hax0r_this · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know why you call an arms race "simple and boring". To me, having all these people who dedicate their entire lives to something as inane as being able to run faster than other people within the arbitrary confines of some set of rules is what is "simple and boring". Trying to engineer an actually better solution is neither "simple" or "boring".

    15. Re:Sure, and then.... by exazoid · · Score: 1

      I do believe that the kernel of truth in it made the joke funny (and yes, it was primarily a joke).. but again that goes for every joke...

    16. Re:Sure, and then.... by FilterMapReduce · · Score: 1

      ...that is probably how it would start. It would end with the Men's 1500 meters being won by a chap in a Formula 1 car, or perhaps a helicopter. Afterall - why not?

      This is a slippery slope fallacy. You cannot assume without proof that one small change will lead to another small change in the same direction, and then another, and so on to the point of ridiculousness. Sure, this pattern occurs sometimes, but sometimes one small change is just one small change. (Not that permitting steroid abuse would be a small change.)

    17. Re:Sure, and then.... by Red+Alastor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd love if we created "The People's Olympics" where we draw at random who is going to participate. If the people in your country are more fit than the others, you have more chances to collect medals. No proxy to do all the competition for you.

      We just have to draw lots of names to account for people who won't come.

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    18. Re:Sure, and then.... by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      Human in the lead?!

    19. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as you mentioned Formula 1. In F1 the rules are made for three seperate but closely linked reasons:

      1) To keep money flowing into Bernie's bank account
      2) To keep Ferrari competitive.
      3) To keep money flowing into Bernie's bank account

    20. Re:Sure, and then.... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Runners strap into giant mechs and literally globe trot around the world in a matter of steps.

    21. Re:Sure, and then.... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I agree. Let people use recumbents, but if they choose to use a recumbent, they have to use one for the whole race. I would argue that they should have to use the exact same bike and parts for the entire race. Replacement parts should be allowed, but only parts that are the same as the one they are replacing.

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    22. Re:Sure, and then.... by thewils · · Score: 5, Funny

      We just have to draw lots of names to account for people who won't come.

      And more for those who die on the track...

      It would be just my luck to get picked for the ski-jumping...

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    23. Re:Sure, and then.... by Axess+Denyd · · Score: 1

      Cycling and running are really more like leg races.

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    24. Re:Sure, and then.... by rlk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, they don't currently have to use the same bike (and certainly not the same parts) for the entire race. They can use special bikes for time trials that aren't allowed in mass start road races. There are other parts changes that can be done for particular conditions; on mountain stages they might use a rear gear cluster (and possibly chainrings) with lower gear ratios on the low end -- on flat stages they use narrower gear ranges to stay as close as possible to optimum RPM at all times.

    25. Re:Sure, and then.... by hurfy · · Score: 1

      lol, i was picturing 8 of us going headfirst into the wall trying to swim 200m :)

      Good luck finding marathon runners...finish line would be a lonely place!

    26. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike. The Tour is about the athletes not the equipment.

      I completely disagree with this. There are approximately 200 athletes in the Tour de France and I think it would be cruel and unusual to make them share one bike. It would be hard enough to get them to fit on there let alone figure out who actually won.

      small parsing error

      associate( object(riders, 200), object(bikes, 200), one_to_one )

    27. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because you touch yourself at night.

    28. Re:Sure, and then.... by cnock · · Score: 1

      Like jury duty! Only less fun.

    29. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same as car racing... the cars are different but have to follow rules. Then the design of the best car you can come up with within those limits is part of the strategy and skill involved.

    30. Re:Sure, and then.... by Kurrel · · Score: 1

      Because things like stock car racing have absolutely no advertising going on? Sponsors don't have to influence the sport in the slightest to make truckloads of money.

    31. Re:Sure, and then.... by sxltrex · · Score: 2, Informative

      Recumbents would get slaughtered on the climbs. Their advantage is on the flats and downhills, but they wouldn't be able to make up the time lost on the uphill portion of the stage.

    32. Re:Sure, and then.... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Ooh, I hope I get picked for biathlon. I have fired a gun before but the few times I've tried skiing, it's ended in disaster. I can imagine how it'll be if I'm armed!

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    33. Re:Sure, and then.... by thedrx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, we could abandon the nationalism altogether. Should it be about the athletes or the athletes' countries?

      I realize that your idea is a bit disconnected from the topic, so it's not a jab at you or anything, just something I wanted to express.

    34. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whooooosh....

    35. Re:Sure, and then.... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I really am indulging in that fallacy, though I get your point.If the rules really *were* changed to literally allow any kind of enhancement (as the article suggests), l can't see how anyone could avoid not using mechanical aids.

    36. Re:Sure, and then.... by Optic7 · · Score: 1

      About the only way to remove the influence of equipment on athletics nowadays would be to go back to the way the old olympic games were held, with completely nude athletes.

      I heard an interview with a former swimming gold-medalist on NPR in the last couple of days saying that the new Speedo suits being used in this olympics help a swimmer cut about 2% of their time to cover the distance compared to wearing a normal suit.

      This shows me that anything besides the athletes natural bodies can influence their performance, so there's no sport currently practiced that is purely about the athletes.

    37. Re:Sure, and then.... by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Those specialized bikes are not allowed in peloton because of safety issues. If there is a crash, you don't want those pointy aerodynamic stuff being thrust up your ars now, do you?

      Tour is about bike race and strategy, not about bicycle types. That's why you can only ride regular bikes. If we get these crazy looking bikes,

      http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/fastest19.html

      and then how will the peloton look, if we even have any??? Sorry, but having Tour bikes as-is, is probably a good decision.

    38. Re:Sure, and then.... by cmacb · · Score: 1

      Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike.

      Wouldn't they all cross the finish line at the exact same time?

      I have to admit though it would be fun to watch them try and get on the thing. That alone might make for a new Olympic event.

    39. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't need to give people another excuse to be concerned about my health, which is a private matter. The government is already too concerned with my health. It would be nice to have big brother as a gym coach, except for the fact that they're much dumber than I am, especially when it comes to my health. Also it's MY health, if I want to ruin it, I will.

      We already have LA banning fast food resturaunts due to obesity problems. I don't smoke, but every time another city goes smokeless, I'm tempted to start chewing tobacco and spitting it on the steps of city hall. Motorcycle helmet laws also. Yes yes yes, they save lives. But not wearing a helmet doesn't risk other people's lives. If I want to ride around and feel the wind in my hair, and I'm willing to risk brain damage and death to do so, it's not the smartest decision in the world, but it should be my decision. If I do and I were to crash and become brain damaged, I'd be the first to say I was asking for it (assuming I was capable of that.) It's not like it would kill other people. The department of transportation being proud of fewer fatalities is a stupid reason to take away freedoms, even if they are freedoms no one should want.

      That kind of went off topic a little. Anyway, no, the government does not need more motivation to stick it's nose up my ass, we already have too many "don't poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick" laws.

    40. Re:Sure, and then.... by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

      > We just have to draw lots of names to account for people who won't come.

      Nah. Just make it a paid-for thing. Almost anyone would attend. :-)

      btw. nice idea, indeed.

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    41. Re:Sure, and then.... by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      Yes, and different kinds of athletes are better suited to different kinds of equipment. By making each athlete use the same bike, you make it about the equipment rather than the athletes.

    42. Re:Sure, and then.... by Draek · · Score: 1

      And for that we have all the motorsport championships such as the WRC and Formula 1. Though I wonder, why not include motorsports in the Olympics? much less controversial than legalizing doping, not any farther from the spirit of the competitions than allowing professional players in it, and most importantly, *fun*, which is something that the Olympics has been seriously lacking the last few decades.

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    43. Re:Sure, and then.... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      It's already a boring arms race, just with body parts

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    44. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... we could allow mopeds in Tour de Frace :o)

      Moped racing is a different sport that already exists. You've committed the fallacy of the excluded middle which keeps showing up everytime arguing about doping shows up.

    45. Re:Sure, and then.... by jeremymiles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if you crashed and became brain damaged, you would be very expensive to look after, and I (and a whole bunch of other people) are going to pay for that with our insurance premiums and taxes.

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    46. Re:Sure, and then.... by AdamHaun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because there isn't anything to "solve". We already know plenty of great ways to move people around faster, and none of them involve running. So if you're going to add the arbitrary restriction that people have to race on foot, what's wrong with a few more rules? While you may find it boring, a lot of people obviously don't. The problem isn't the arbitrary rules, it's the win at all costs mentality. Put it this way -- would chess be more fun if people tried to knock each other's pieces off the board while their back was turned?

      (That's not even getting into the health effects of unrestricted doping on the athletes, mind you.)

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    47. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 1

      That's true, but it's also true of any other risky or unhealthy behavior you're free to engage in: unprotected sex, obesity, smoking, drinking too much, suntanning, not wearing a helmet while you walk up and down stairs, living past the age of 30. Yet those should clearly not be outlawed (some combinations maybe, like obesity AND suntaning.)

      I'd be pretty suprised if anyone had bothered to a risk analysis of an individual not wearing a helmet while riding and the financial strain that would cause. And that's exactly the type of thing needed to justify outlawing it on those grounds.

      The reason those laws are passed is that motorcycle riders don't make up a large or vocal demographic. There's no higher logic other than the DoT or other government agencies wanting the statistics of road fatalities to look like they're doing something.

    48. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Our laws are not supposed to be a profit-maximization tool for insurance companies.

    49. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Edit: obesity isn't really an activity, I realize this. Sorry for not catching it before posting.

    50. Re:Sure, and then.... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Depends. Say they built a really long tandem bike...

    51. Re:Sure, and then.... by oconnorcjo · · Score: 1

      We don't need to give people another excuse to be concerned about my health, which is a private matter. The government is already too concerned with my health. It would be nice to have big brother as a gym coach, except for the fact that they're much dumber than I am, especially when it comes to my health.

      Yes lets have little girls and boys taking massive amounts of steroids and other hormonal changing drugs so that dimented parents can claim their baby is gods gift to little league and future olympics despite the consequences to their health and future. Why don't we just start pumping babies with drugs so that my little johnny will be 12 feet tall and play football/Basketball and three other yadda sports. What is wrong with people that they can't accept the limits of their body and be happy with the best they can do with who they are!!! Sports are a form of entertainment and entertainment should not be an excuse to modify humans. Lame is the excuse "that everybody is doing it so why can't I do it too" combined with the "its ok man- everybody else is doing it". I thought those arguments were lame in high school let alone the idea of thinking of this as reasonable logic as an adult. If you play a sport and you can't win through hard work and sweat and determination than accept who you are and have the integrity to accept it rather than cheat.

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    52. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that equipment restrictions DO create a level playing field and ARE enforceable. Doping restrictions do not and are not.

    53. Re:Sure, and then.... by Bugbear1973 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But then why should my tax dollars be spent keeping you alive in the event of an illness or accident that comes as a result of your life choices?
      If you wish to take risks with your life, that's your call, but then it's also your call to accept the consequences.

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    54. Re:Sure, and then.... by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Maybe. Maybe not. But it certainly would be interesting to find out.

      Mountain climbs suck no matter what kind of human powered vehicle you use, but I'm not convinced that a top quality Athlete, riding perhaps a custom designed bike of some kind of recumbent geometry couldn't toast the accepted records.

    55. Re:Sure, and then.... by gumpish · · Score: 1

      A Libertarian once shat on my carpet. Said the free market would sort it out.

    56. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slippery slope is not a fallacy when you can logically follow it out to the conclusion. But go ahead and act like you know what you're talking about because you read it on the internet somewhere.

    57. Re:Sure, and then.... by Zolapuss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't need to give people another excuse to be concerned about my health, which is a private matter. The government is already too concerned with my health. It would be nice to have big brother as a gym coach, except for the fact that they're much dumber than I am, especially when it comes to my health. Also it's MY health, if I want to ruin it, I will.

      We already have LA banning fast food resturaunts due to obesity problems. I don't smoke, but every time another city goes smokeless, I'm tempted to start chewing tobacco and spitting it on the steps of city hall. Motorcycle helmet laws also. Yes yes yes, they save lives. But not wearing a helmet doesn't risk other people's lives. If I want to ride around and feel the wind in my hair, and I'm willing to risk brain damage and death to do so, it's not the smartest decision in the world, but it should be my decision. If I do and I were to crash and become brain damaged, I'd be the first to say I was asking for it (assuming I was capable of that.) It's not like it would kill other people. The department of transportation being proud of fewer fatalities is a stupid reason to take away freedoms, even if they are freedoms no one should want.

      That kind of went off topic a little. Anyway, no, the government does not need more motivation to stick it's nose up my ass, we already have too many "don't poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick" laws.

      this is the dumb and dumber argument. if people want to take stupid decisions, then we should let them do it - right? but the problem is that when they cannot speak for themselves we have to make decisions on what is best for them. the fact that Joe Stupid is not wearing a helmet cannot mean that they are ready for death. it means they are stupid - nothing more and nothing less and that stupid people need intelligent people to make decisions for them.

    58. Re:Sure, and then.... by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      Wow you took my thoughts and wrote them on /.

      Where's the TIN FOIL MAA! I told you to get me more Tin Foil!

    59. Re:Sure, and then.... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      As an adult of sound mind, fully aware of the risks, I say if you want to play with drugs and your responsibilities to society are met, go nuts. As long as what you do, and the consequences of what you do are self contained you're absolutely right, it's none of my business. A side debate is how capable society is of letting you destroy yourself, and how capable you are of having 0 net impact on the rest of us. It's a hard argument so I tend to side with you, let it be.

      But looking at competitions (inherently more than one person), and the Olympics, and how many are below 18, and how many have been training since basically they were toilet trained...it's scarier. Yeah, think of the children, but I'm serious. We can bicker about the age, but I don't think it's possible to drive yourself as hard as they do AND have a healthy attitude and perspective about sports. Coupled with poor understanding of consequences AND a youthful belief that you're invincible, I would be concerned that not everyone taking the drugs is actually really aware of the issues. And this is for countries where caring parents are actually involved, if you're off in a government training camp...you will be the lab chimp.

      Further, while there probably would be a decline in health problems for well understood drugs that are being abused/misused, the arms race for creating better drugs for the next event would probably conflict with proper testing. If a drug was made that would guarantee the athlete victory, he'd take it. Whether it'd kill him 5 years later or cause untold damage to her children...the question might not be asked, or answered truthfully. Further if you're training 14 hours per day, your knowledge of science and analytical skills might not be up to the task of asking the right questions and understanding statistical studies.

      The only way to approximate a fair playing field is to ban the stuff entirely. It's imperfect, embarrassing, paranoid etc. The RISK of being found out does act to suppress widespread abuse. Imagine you're just some guy trying to compete on your own merits, and don't want to risk your life. You wouldn't stand a chance.

      These competitions are not about technology. Any boat goes faster than a swimmer, any gun takes down a fencer and will be more accurate than a bow. I'm not sure what functional value gymnastics serves, but I'm sure we have or could invent machines that do it better. The competition is supposedly about the athlete in question. It's not about winning at all costs, it's about the discipline and dedication it took to win fair and square. Even I could win a swim meet if I could show up in body armor with a machine gun.

    60. Re:Sure, and then.... by linest · · Score: 1

      Recumbents are not magic. There are things they do well and things they don't do well. Like climbing, they really suck at climbing. There's LOTS of that in the major tours, so riding a recumbent would be a good strategy for winning the lanterne rouge.

    61. Re:Sure, and then.... by linest · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't use a recumbent for a race up a mountain, but I also don't saw wood with a hammer. That's just me.

    62. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if it's been carried through to other years, but the first year they had the rally contest at the X games could not have been any better to watch. As I remember it, Travis Pastrana won events completely unrelated to rally and was trying his first time against as major of a competition - which included the very talented WRC driver Colin McRae. Travis put down a great time and then there was McRae's run.

      Damn right there should be a WRC type of event in the Olympics - whether more traditional, or more like this X Games set-up.

    63. Re:Sure, and then.... by mattkime · · Score: 1

      YOU!

      RUN STEEPLECHASE!

      AMERICA NEEDS YOU!

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    64. Re:Sure, and then.... by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Being legally forced to wear a helmet means that there will probably be fewer people in ten year long comas costing the tax payers $50,000 a day to keep them alive, because they were just going to the store..they didn't think that 15mph could lead to a traumatic brain injury. Of course mama don't wanna kill her baby by taking him off life support, either.

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    65. Re:Sure, and then.... by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the point is not to protect you, but the people you inconvenience. You crash and split your head open, now there is one less emergency room available for the guy who got hurt by a freak accident and not by being a dumbass.

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    66. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass.

      You say it's your health and if you want to ruin it you will. But your choices have large effects on the world, and it's fatties like you who are going to make healthcare unaffordable for those of us who actually give a f about our health.

      May you be blessed with early diabetes.

    67. Re:Sure, and then.... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What are you being prevented from doing that you want to do?

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    68. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In places with public health care, you would not only be risking your own health, but also draining the funding of hospitals and using beds that would otherwise go to people with injuries that weren't so preventable. People with disregard for their own safety hurt everyone (at least where I'm from).

    69. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Its all about cost.. do you have enough money saved up to look after you for the rest of your life if you get brain damage whilst not wearing a helmet?

      If not then you will become a big drain on your society.

      Unfortunately sometimes your freedoms (freedom to be an idiot) have an actual cost to other people in your society and may actually cost lives by taking money away from the health care of people who really need it and didn't take silly unnecessary risks with their health.

      Enforcing the use of Seat belts and helmets are good sensible ideas, but yes I would agree the restaurant thing is going a bit too far.

      Perhaps they should also offer a way to get out of these restrictions where the only effect on other people is cost, sign a 'no free health care ever' waiver and pay 1/2 your wages into mandated "stupidity" insurance and you don't have to obey these particular laws anymore?

    70. Re:Sure, and then.... by sjames · · Score: 1

      The problem with that argument is that there's a LOT of things we'd have to ban due to potential for expensive injuries.

      Of course, some people who ride without a helmet maintain that the helmet increases the odds of living paralyzed more than it reduces the odds of fatality. If so, then the less expensive option is to BAN helmets.

    71. Re:Sure, and then.... by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm obesiting on my caved in couch right now, you insensitive clod!

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    72. Re:Sure, and then.... by iivel · · Score: 1

      We have other drugs that are age regulated until the individual has reached an informed age of consent (tobacco and alcohol), why would the regulation of performance enhancing drugs by responsible adults fall into any other category?

      It's only cheating because in your moral view it's cheating, in my view however, it's about doing everything I can (safely) for an edge. I wouldn't be the first to be using nootropic drugs under the supervision of a doctor to increase my mental faculties for no other reason than to maintain a competitive edge.

    73. Re:Sure, and then.... by ballwall · · Score: 1

      I see your point but I think there's a line that needs to be drawn somewhere (that's not to say we're drawing it correctly).

      Smoking and obesity are good examples. I don't care if you want to kill yourself except that you're going to use our shared resources in the process. When smokers get sick and start to die it's not a cheap process, and they're pulling from the same pool I am for insurance and hospital resources. So yes, by smoking, you are subtly taking advantage of non-smokers. Obesity may turn out to be even worse.

      There's probably many more sides to the argument, but this is just one example where something done seemingly to only you actually affects society as a whole, so it's in society's best interest to make you not do it.

    74. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Dear dumbass,

      I'm not sure where you got that I made any of those choices. I don't smoke, I'm not fat by any stretch of the imagination, I don't own a motorcycle so the helmet thing is not an issue even if I wouldn't wear a helmet.

      So, you know, take your unaffordable health care and stick it in a letter to your senator in support of national medical healthcare.

    75. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Live long enough and eventually you become a drain on society no matter what. Not to mention that obese people have higher medical costs and larger carbon footprints. It's about freedom. And as I pointed out above, motorcycle helmet laws were not passed to prevent health insurance premious from going up, they were passed because motorcyclists give less money in campaigns than motorcycle helmet manufacturers, because various government agencies and offices can act like they're saving lives, and because it's not a big issue to anyone outside of maybe hells angels.

    76. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My birthday was on 08-08-08 so we held our own olympics...including opening and closing ceremony.

      Using my fire clubs as the olympic torch was cool, except I forgot about the smoke alarms :)

      Really just an excuse to have a party, but we differed from the official olympics as we were quite open about our drug consumption! ;-)

    77. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that we have to foot the bill for your disregard. For each asinine act, our insurance premiums go up.

    78. Re:Sure, and then.... by funkatron · · Score: 1

      It would end with the Men's 1500 meters being won by a chap in a Formula 1 car, or perhaps a helicopter.

      If they could bring those rules into boxing and wrestling, I'd watch.

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    79. Re:Sure, and then.... by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      that's not true. recumbents are usually faster uphill as well, although they weigh about 3 kg more. the reason is that the rider only uses their energy to provide motion, not to stand on. And of course on a level or downhill a recumbent is easily 30% faster.

    80. Re:Sure, and then.... by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if we assume he's a valuable member of society (he probably is -- most people are contributing to society one way or the other) then the costs of his brain damage are even higher than just his medical bills.

      Furthermore, a society is much more productive and happy if there aren't as many mutilated, unprotected adrenaline seekers.

    81. Re:Sure, and then.... by locofungus · · Score: 1

      But if you crashed and became brain damaged, you would be very expensive to look after, and I (and a whole bunch of other people) are going to pay for that with our insurance premiums and taxes.

      Head injury rate is positively correlated with helmet wearing. Cycle usage is negatively correlated with helmet wearing.

      Everywhere where helmets for cyclists have been made compulsory (and enforced), the decline in cycling has been larger than the decline in head injuries, i.e. head injury risk has increased.

      http://www.cyclehelmets.org/

      Tim.

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    82. Re:Sure, and then.... by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      Also cleaning up a shaved of head instead of one contained in a helmet can (and will) traumatize first aid personal. Or they just leave you to rot, which stinks

    83. Re:Sure, and then.... by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Put it this way -- would chess be more fun if people tried to knock each other's pieces off the board while their back was turned?

      Knock them off? I'm using a thermonuclear warhead and I'm going to ANNIHILATE them.

      Tim.

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    84. Re:Sure, and then.... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      I don't even know where to begin. Health is a private matter? All this money we've wasted on the CDC! Don't mind me coughing on you in this elevator, I'm sure it's not tuberculosis again. I mean, what are the chances?

      And you want paramedics to make an on-the-spot decision as to whether you were being a dumbass who brought his injuries upon himself? Incentivize emergency responders to not do their jobs, genius idea.

      Society pays for those paramedics and cops and guys who hose down the red streak you left on the freeway. Society pays for the nursing home you wind up in after you knock a big chunk out of the less-unimportant part of your brain. Society shields its childrens' eyes from your gruesome remains as it drives by, slowly, in the traffic jam you caused. If you want to risk your health and life in order to feel wind in your hair, do it on your own property. We're trying to have a civilization here.

    85. Re:Sure, and then.... by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      everyone should be riding the exact same bike.

      You don't ride, do you?

    86. Re:Sure, and then.... by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Each to their own. I, for one, see merit in both physical human challenge AND engineering endeavour. And I love my carbon fiber/titanium road bike that weighs < 7Kg.

    87. Re:Sure, and then.... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      there's no sport currently practiced that is purely about the athletes.

      Nude mud wrestling.

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    88. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government's reasons for requiring helmets and outlawing smoking are purely financial. The cost of providing medical help to motorcyclist with a serious head injury is passed on to you and me, either through taxes (if they are on medicaid), increase medical costs (if they are uninsured), or higher insurance premiums (to cover the insurance company's cost). The cost of treating lung cancer caused by second-hand smoke are similar.

      That is why some states, realizing that most motorcyclist that sustain head injuries require no more attention than a drive to the morgue, are loosening their helmet laws.

      I, like most Americans, wish we lived in a world where each person was free to do what they like, but the reality is that we have chosen to link our lives through complex processes designed to improve the overall quality of our lives.

    89. Re:Sure, and then.... by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > although they weigh about 3 kg more

      I agree in general, however M5 Ligfietsen claim their M5 can be built to 8kg: is that light enough !!

    90. Re:Sure, and then.... by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Wrong direction, everyone should be riding the exact same bike.

      FWIW the Tour de France tried it one year in the 30s or 40s (IIRC): standard bike from 1 manufacturer and no advertising on clothes etc. Did not work of course because a sport that can not charge people to watch can not survive without advertising revenues !!

    91. Re:Sure, and then.... by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      It's not exactly a valid experiment, but on my mountain bike my lardy ass can keep up with a stringbean on a recumbent bike, on hill climbs. I used to go on week long cycling holidays with 1000-3000 other riders and was able to perform all sorts of experiments like this. I'm talking about the traditional 2F1R recumbents, I haven't seen enough of the others (such as short wheelbase 2 wheel recumbents) to try. Fantastic machines, great fun to ride on the flat, but Teh Suck up hills.

      By hills I mean 10-20 minutes or so at 12-18kph. I believe on the Tour de France these are known as false hills ,according to Phil Legett, who seems to think that anything less than 8% is practically downhill.

    92. Re:Sure, and then.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I'd be pretty suprised if anyone had bothered to a risk analysis of an individual not wearing a helmet while riding and the financial strain that would cause. And that's exactly the type of thing needed to justify outlawing it on those grounds.

      The reason those laws are passed is that motorcycle riders don't make up a large or vocal demographic. There's no higher logic other than the DoT or other government agencies wanting the statistics of road fatalities to look like they're doing something.

      Actually, I'd be surprised if there wasn't anybody who had created the analysis. Somebody already found out, that, for bicycle helmets, countries without helmet laws have less accidents per capita. The reason for the safety is because they have safer bike paths and facilities. In other words, they have chosen the more intelligent path of making the experience safer, instead of just forcing a helmet on somebody.

      As for the size fo the demographic, I'm sure that that doesn't make a difference. Look at the size of the car demographic in Canada and the US. I'm sure that most parents don't want to spend money on car seats for 9 year olds. Yet, they still are forced to in Canada. Instead of engineering the car to fit the child, they make everybody buy car seats.

      You know how we often say, "Faster; smaller; more features: pick 2", or something like that? Well, it doesn't really apply to light rail. We can purchase trains that are more plentiful, lighter, faster, cheaper, and more efficient to run, but we can't use them in many places in Canada and the US, because the laws require that they be over engineered to withstand a crash in those parts of the US and Canada, without any significant damage. I'm sure that there may be many self interest groups who lobby for stupid laws like this, but I'm sure that it's mostly the government being overprotective.

    93. Re:Sure, and then.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Everybody wants freedom, but damn the world to hell, if they don't get that government safety net.

    94. Re:Sure, and then.... by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      Either that or the McDonald's at the half way point would be a busy place...

    95. Re:Sure, and then.... by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      How about this: If you're not wearing a helmet and someone hits you, are you willing to waive ALL damages? Because frankly, I'm not interested in taking extra liability for you to feel the air in your hair (not that I expect to hit a biker, but who knows).

    96. Re:Sure, and then.... by WeeLad · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the argument is made that there are other costs to society involved in riding (and crashing) without a helmet.

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    97. Re:Sure, and then.... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      No, a pure sprinting race may be simple, but when the runners are performing at peak human levels and competing for a large prize it is not boring...and there is engineering involved. The strategies may be hard to detect but perfecting form and pace on top of nutrition and training are why world records keep breaking.

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    98. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow that was the most smuggest comment ever directed at the U.S. and it got +5 interesting not funny.

      Seriously that makes no sense and would lead only to injuries, death and very boring. Lots of insurance costs and it is just straight up a no brainer.

      I think the Olympics give people hope to not be fatasses sitting in front of their computer all the time and turn into a ticking diabetese bomb.

    99. Re:Sure, and then.... by zentinal · · Score: 1

      The obvious answer: If you crash with your safety equipment (helmet, riding boots, protective clothing, etc.) on, your insurance company pays handsomely. If you crash without your equipment, neither your insurance company nor the state pays anything. Hmmm, perhaps that's a tad harsh.

    100. Re:Sure, and then.... by Shamenaught · · Score: 1

      Whilst I like the whole story involving Oscar Pistorius, the 'Blade Runner', I wouldn't put him in a race with normal competitors. Normal competitors wouldn't be allowed large sprung contraptions on their feet, and allowing someone with a disability to use them on the grounds that they're at a disadvantage to start off with... It opens-up a whole new can of worms.

      I mean, why not allow an able-bodied person to use something similar on the grounds that they're not a very good athlete?

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    101. Re:Sure, and then.... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      If I do and I were to crash and become brain damaged, I'd be the first to say I was asking for it (assuming I was capable of that.) It's not like it would kill other people.

      So you don't mind if you get a much lower priority medical help after such an accident? A neurosurgeon's time is better spent on those other people, whom you presumably do not want to deprive of a prompt surgery to repair an aneurism.

    102. Re:Sure, and then.... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      And Formula 1 isn't an arms race?

      No one is claiming there should be no rules at all, just that some existing rules about trying to make everything "equal" should be dropped. By your logic, all formula 1 cars should be identical, because otherwise, the race might be won by someone in a jet.

      Indeed, formula 1 provides a perfect comparison (yes, it's a car analogy!): it's not just the skill of the driver, but the skill of the engineers and the build of the car itself. This would just be along the same lines, but with people instead of cars.

      Another point - as technology advances and things like genetic engineering become feasible, which do you think will be more popular to watch? Sports that demonstrates humans at their best, at high speed, or sports that have everybody prevented from taking advantage of new developments? What about when such things become commonplace for non-athletes too?

    103. Re:Sure, and then.... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but all high end bicycles are the same as it is now anyway. Any bike over $3000 from your local store can win the tour de france. It is a human sport, its not about the equipment. This is coming from a guy with a $6000 bike. I just like to ride something nice but it doesn't help me win.

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    104. Re:Sure, and then.... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > We already have LA banning fast food resturaunts due to obesity problems.

      If LA bans all the places that sell junk food, where are you guys going to have left to eat out?

      You may have fooled much of the country into thinking that it's
      all tofu and bean sprouts over there but many of us know better...

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    105. Re:Sure, and then.... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Not everyone is born able compete in top-level sports. If they can't fit on the bikes, that's just one more set of people who don't have the genes. They'll have to just get a job.

    106. Re:Sure, and then.... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Um... the drugs we're talking about here are STILL regulated even
      when you're an adult. That's another facet of the issue. In order
      to "dope up" as an athlete you also have to engage in illegal
      prescription drug abuse.

      Even if it were OK in the eyes of the IOC, it would still be illegal.

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    107. Re:Sure, and then.... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If he crashed and broke his neck and became a quadraplegic he would be even more expensive to care for, so by your logic we should outlaw motorcycles. And since people become brain damaged in auto accidents too, we should make automobile drivers and passengers wear helmets, too. But again, there are going to still be people crippled in auto accidents, so we should outlaw cars.

      Following your logic leads to extreme absurdity. In the US we have no universal health care, so my health should be of no concern to my government.

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    108. Re:Sure, and then.... by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      Still better than lead in the human, Saturnito!

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    109. Re:Sure, and then.... by jeremymiles · · Score: 1

      I'd certainly agree that there should be legislation to make cars safer. But then I'm not American and don't have a bizarre aversion to government.
      And there is no universal health care, but my health insurance company doesn't ask me if I ride a motorbike / drive carefully / wear a helmet when I drive, it just charges more. Your health might not be of concern to the goverment, but it's of concern to me, and I can't affect it except via voting for the government that will enact the laws that make you have more concern for your health.
      Oh, except I can't, 'cos I'm not a US citizen.

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    110. Re:Sure, and then.... by philspear · · Score: 1

      With the light rail, I'm thinking it is just plain lobbyists and or arcane federal regulations. At least that seems to be the case here, but Amtrak is I think federally managed. Anyway, that does suck.

      That's interesting about the bike helmets, and that's exactly what I'm talking about. It's a quick bandaid solution that, while an important safety step, they're forcing in order to give the illusion that they're doing something. To clarify though, I'm certain they've done some analysis, but I'm saying they've never done an analysis that shows how much insurance premiums go down as a result of motorcycle helmet laws.

      They're making the argument that they're justified because if I don't wear a helmet and get in an accident, it's going to cost everyone more. I'm saying you need to be able to say how much and compare it to smoking (in the privacy of one's home) or being obsese if you're going to go down that road.

      Motorcyclists get into suprisingly few accidents, I don't know why that is exactly, maybe because the bikes are smaller and more maneuverable, because you have a better sense of the environment with a bike, and because you have less distractions... but anyway the accidents are rarer. They are of course more damaging, nearly any accident on a motorcycle is a significant injury. A helmet doesn't make you immune to damage. So there are some serious questions as to how much money this is going to save. On the other hand it's pretty likely that if you smoke or are obsese, you're going to be a bigger drain on society. Why not ban smoking and obesity for the same health insurance reasons?

      As far as car seats, 9 does seem pretty old to be riding in a car seat. The situations aren't exactly parallel though, I can make the argument that if I want to risk my brain by doing something dangerous, I should because it only affects me (outside of the insurance issue of course.) The car seat though does affect someone else, the 9 year old kid will probably tell you they're informed enough to make the decision not to be safer in a car seat, but of course isn't.

        I don't think that's the best reason for the government to step in and make it a law, but that is a somewhat stronger reason than the insuance thing. The carseat law isn't a "don't poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick" law, it would be a "don't poke your child in the eye with a sharp stick" law, if that makes any sense.

    111. Re:Sure, and then.... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Since we don't live in the same country, I fail to see how my health and risks affect you, and vice versa. And here I thought we were the only first world country without universal health care.

      I agree with you about the cars - government should be there to protect me against manufacturers as well as burglars.

      Someone posted a link in my journal http://www.mcwilliams.com/books/aint/toc.htm
      I found it interesting, and it answers the helmet question very well (although the journal topic was illegal drug use)

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    112. Re:Sure, and then.... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you but all high end bicycles are the same as it is now anyway. Any bike over $3000 from your local store can win the tour de france.

      I think there's a disconnect here.

      Currently there's a raging debate about the new LZR Racer suits in Olympic swimming, with people very concerned that they'll eliminate poorer swimmers from being able to race competitively because they're so expensive. They go for about $550.

      The concern isn't that well-funded Olympic (or Tour) teams can't swing that money. It's that by making expensive equipment a part of the event, they'll eliminate a lot of people around the world from being able to play competitively, hence decrease the talent pool they're drawing from.

      In a sport that is simply about the athletes, anyone can play. Therefore you can draw from a lot more people, and you can see great things happen like the emergence of Kenyan and Ethiopian marathoners as a dominant force.

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    113. Re:Sure, and then.... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it makes sense. I know what you mean. Every single health and safety issue is unique, because each issue has different factors. That's why I don't mind more laws for certain kinds of safety, and less laws for others. I don't mind compromises either. For example, "Okay, no car seats are required, but just drive slower.". The idea is that everything has to be thought through and accounted for.

      The reason that I don't like car seats for 9-12 year olds is because those seats tend to be just booster seats, with no measurable improvement in safety, as far as I can tell. Obviously, I'm not an expert, so I have to bite my tongue a little. :^) The only benefit that I can see is that the kids can look out the windows better, which is a good thing.

      I assume that you are open to designing better car seats so that child safety seats are not required, right?

    114. Re:Sure, and then.... by SportsAcademic · · Score: 1

      In fact, during the early days of the Tour the bike was more important than the rider. This machine over man mentality may have contributed to the doping culture prevalent in cycling today (do anything to make the bike look good...). Read more on this here: http://thesportsacademics.blogspot.com/2008/07/against-john-henry-machine-over-man-on.html

    115. Re:Sure, and then.... by neurovish · · Score: 1

      ...and make the fastest riders wear weighted backpacks in order to keep the field close and competitive.

    116. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, any particular piece of equipment is perfect for only one exact body type.

    117. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there is that much difference in the bikes of TDF riders.
      You could say the same about the shoes of runners.

    118. Re:Sure, and then.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I agree. Lets start with woman's beach volleyball and gymnastics.

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    119. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, then you'd have the same pool of unemployed losers that actually participate in US jury duty.

    120. Re:Sure, and then.... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Well the tour de france is still the worlds most watched sporting event that happens yearly or more. Cycling doesn't suffer despiute the cost of a bike. I personally would love to participate in a sport that it only costs $550 to be competative at. One thing to remember is something i learned from cycling. At the point in which you need the high end equipment it will be payed for by someone else. When you are a recreation cyclist you probably wont be winnig by margins where the bike matters. The same is true for swimming. You can train and work your way up in a much cheaper suit. If you are losing in the low levels of swimming by a fraction of a second then you are never going to be great regardless of what you wear.

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    121. Re:Sure, and then.... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Well the tour de france is still the worlds most watched sporting event that happens yearly or more.

      Not even close; US football, World football, baseball, basketball, cricket, tennis, and auto racing annual events all exceeded the Tour's viewership last year. Many of them absolutely blow it out of the water. I would expect that several other events beat out the Tour as well.

      Quick and dirty googling:
      Super Bowl: 97.5 million viewers
      world series: 41.7 million viewers
      Wimbledon: 33 million viewers
      Brazilian (F1 Auto Racing) Grand Prix: 83 million viewers
      ICC Twenty20 Cricket India/Pakistan: 20 million viewers
      Tour de France: 19 million viewers

      I can't be bothered to look at enough sites to get the accurate totals, but the Masters, NBA Finals, and English Premier League Championship all beat the Tour handily as well.

      And, yeah, all are annual.

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    122. Re:Sure, and then.... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is that much difference in the bikes of TDF riders.
      You could say the same about the shoes of runners.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abebe_Bikila

      Adidas, the shoe sponsor at the 1960 Claiming that it's just the athlete and not equipment is missing what a bicycle is in the first place.Summer Olympics, had few shoes left when Bikila went to try out shoes and he ended up with a pair that didn't fit comfortably, so he couldn't use them. A couple of hours before the race the decision was taken by Abebe to run barefoot, the way he'd trained for the race...Bikila won in a record time of 2:15:16.2, becoming the first African to win an Olympic gold medal. He finished 26 seconds ahead of Rhadi.

      After the race, when Bikila was asked why he had run barefoot, he replied, "I wanted the world to know that my country, Ethiopia, has always won with determination and heroism."

      That aside, the comparison is ridiculous. Shoes are a means of protecting the feet, but the point of the sport is to test unaided human running skills. I'm sure advanced modern shoes add something to the equation, but if you can't see the difference between that sort of ancillary benefit and bicycling (where having a machine improve your speed and efficiency is the whole reason the event exists), I'm not sure what to say. The whole _point_ of a bicycle is to add mechanical advantage. The sport of cycling is predicated on the melding of the human athlete with the equipment. That the equipment may be similar for well-heeled teams doesn't alter the fact that the event is fundamentally one about a human _with_ a machine.

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    123. Re:Sure, and then.... by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1

      RE: sig -- This space intentionaly left empty.

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    124. Re:Sure, and then.... by famebait · · Score: 1

      everyone should be riding the exact same bike

      So the winner would be the one who gets the front seat?

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    125. Re:Sure, and then.... by splutty · · Score: 1

      Mopeds would be too slow. The average speed of a biker in the Tour de Dope is higher than that of a moped :)

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    126. Re:Sure, and then.... by !coward · · Score: 1

      Except for asthma medication, or so it seems.

      A cycling athlete from my country found himself completely out-of-breath after a race early last year. After consulting a number of specialists, he found out he had developed asthma. Nothing to worry about, said the specialist, as his asthma could be completely controlled with medication.. As a plus, he could continue to compete because the medication is allowed under the International Cycling Union rules.

      But not when it comes to the Olympics.. Long story short: even though he had qualified for the Olympics and won Silver Medal at the Athens Olympics, he had no choice but to stay home because IOC rules would have forced him to go without his meds for over a month.

    127. Re:Sure, and then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate when I use == and mean =

  2. Anybody remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    East German Gymnasts?

    That is reason enough.

    1. Re:Anybody remember? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Funny

      She's a man baby!
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    2. Re:Anybody remember? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Interesting sideline... athletes who go the other direction (male to female) actually produce *no* testosterone, and are at a disadvantage versus genetic females, because normal female physiology produces a small amount of testosterone. (just as normal male physiology produces a small amount of estrogen)

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    3. Re:Anybody remember? by Naturalis+Philosopho · · Score: 1

      I believe that it was the East German Woman's Swim Team (the one with boobs and mustaches).

    4. Re:Anybody remember? by djl4570 · · Score: 1

      I recall that DDR Womans Swim Team collected a lot of medals in seventy-two and seventy-six. National Lampoon even did a sort of "reverse drag" spoof photo of them.

    5. Re:Anybody remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No? Care to provide a link or some other information ...

    6. Re:Anybody remember? by Smoke2Joints · · Score: 1

      the only reason this was really a big issue (aside from the legality of steroids, but isnt that what the article is addressing?), is that the participants were not aware that they were being given harmful drugs. if the legality of the substances was to change, i for one dont have a problem with atheletes ruining their own bodies if they know what they are doing.

    7. Re:Anybody remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If doping were legal then perhaps we would see more pressure from certain political entities to juice up, maybe that's why they have regulations now... at least that keeps it in check somewhat.

      I wonder if maybe they should just fork off into different classes:

      Men's Natural
      Women's Natural

      Men's Open
      Women's Open

      Open (if you pump enough testosterone into a human body I think differentiation would be a moot point)

  3. Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Legalizing doping will only raise the bar to the next level. Now that everyone can be doped, some will be more doped than others. Thus we are back to the original problem, that some people are more doped than others.

    If they legalize doping, they will say what? You can take 50mg of this substance. How can they make sure everyone only takes this much? It will require even more policing.

    The reason for doping are purely economic ones, people like cyclists on Tour de France get many green pieces of paper with dead presidents on them. Take out the money incentive from sports and you eliminate doping.

    1. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Drugs don't make you perfect all at one, there's still hard work to be done and if used liberally or even a little improperly, many of these 'sport enhancing' drugs can destroy a person's fitness.

      There's no sense in setting arbitrary boundaries, you just get to square one again, I think the author suggests the only reasonable way to commit to allowing people to drug themselves is to do it without a limit.

      There's no chance or even a good reason to take money out of competition. Some of these people spend their entire waking lives preparing for these events; there's just no room for a regular job. Sponsorship is vital and winning should be rewarded for the sacrifice.

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    2. Re:Won't work. by xenn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How can they make sure everyone only takes this much? It will require even more policing.

      The reason for doping are purely economic ones, people like cyclists on Tour de France get many green pieces of paper with dead presidents on them. Take out the money incentive from sports and you eliminate doping.

      Well, for MY money, I'd like to see how far the human body can be willingly pushed. I mean, they are doping anyway...so for the people that want to, let them, and see how much faster/stronger they become. It's their choice how much they are willing to take or risk overdose. It's also current athletes choice how hard they train, or push themselves at an event.

      And there is other side benefits, as the article suggested, like there being alot more data to reliably check athletes that aren't in the dope olympics.

    3. Re:Won't work. by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they legalize doping, they will say what? You can take 50mg of this substance. How can they make sure everyone only takes this much? It will require even more policing.

      Not to mention that everyone metabolizes 'substances' at different rates.

      How do you tell the difference between a fast metabolizer taking 75mg, looking like they're taking 50mg and a slow metabolizer taking 50, but looking like they're taking 75mg?

      You essentially shift the competition to a different, internal playing field.
      And its a playing field that isn't affected by training or diet regimines.

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    4. Re:Won't work. by MarkvW · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I wish you were right, but you are plainly wrong. American males with money will cheat to win completely amateur triathlon and bike competitions. I wish it were not true, but it is.

    5. Re:Won't work. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, for MY money, I'd like to see how far the human body can be willingly pushed.

      Trust me, you really don't. *shudder*

    6. Re:Won't work. by headpushslap · · Score: 1

      How could you possibly remove the incentive of a payday from amateur sports when there isn't one to begin with (hence 'amateur'). The money incentive is totally disconnected from the sport itself and unless you propose a worldwide ban on athletes receiving and payments for the rest of their lives for anything related to sport (including providing commentary on sports shows, paid interviews, etc...) I can't even fathom how it's possible to eliminate that incentive.

    7. Re:Won't work. by Al+Dimond · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reasons may be purely economic if you take a broad enough view of economics to render your final solution impossible. Olympic athletes have done just as much doping as professional ones. They don't get paid for their olympic performances, but they benefit economically in other ways (endorsements, and special career opportunities that come with celebrity status). Besides, sponsors and coaches may have money on the line in more direct ways, and could pressure amateurs. To eliminate all this, you'd have to *fully* eliminate the money incentive, which means that nobody is even interested.

      But I don't think the reasons are purely economic anyway. People cheat all the time for little reason but just to win. Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers? The last thing they do before throwing the board at you is to try to cheat. People like winning. People that like winning even more than most are much more likely to train hard in sports for their whole lives. And people that have trained very hard are likely to become more determined to win, in order to validate that their effort was worth something. These people want to win a lot and they're surrounded by people that also want them to win.

    8. Re:Won't work. by xenn · · Score: 1

      Well, being a morphine junky was probably a contributing factor in why he couldn't feel his body breaking beneath the barbell.

      I'm not recommending morphine to remedy lack of foresight (or intelligence).

      In fact, I doubt morphine or heroine is used by many athletes to gain fitness advantages either.

    9. Re:Won't work. by steelfood · · Score: 1

      The problem with doping is that if it is allowed, only the wealthy who can afford the drugs would win. It'd be a matter of how much money and access to medical research, and not a matter of training and natural talent. If it comes to that, you might as well make competitions consist of one event that sees who's dick stays up for longer after taking viagra.

      Yes, there are inequalities between poor societies and wealthy ones. The dominance of the US in olympic medal count is anecdotal evidence of this. But at the same time, it doesn't mean that the smaller, poor countries simply can't compete. The vast number of medalists, especially gold medalists, from small and usually poor countries is anecdotal evidence of this. So the olympics, irrespective of a person or a country's financial standing, is pretty damn fair. And it's only able to be fair because there's little to no money involved in getting good, only lots of hard work.

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    10. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/American/human

      Yanks aren't unique or even unusual in this respect, not by a long shot.

    11. Re:Won't work. by carlmenezes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Make doping legal and you destroy the games. Pure and simple. You will effectively turn the games into more comedy than sport when you suddenly start seeing crazy side-effects resulting from all kinds of dope combinations.
      In addition, you will also be forcing athletes to dope if they ever want to have a hope of winning. That cannot be a good thing because you're forcing them to basically destroy themselves mentally and physically.
      Finally, if you were the athlete and you were all doped up because you had to and you won a race, would you not wonder whether it was you or the dope? Do we want to take that sense of achievement away from our athletes? Definitely not.
      The Olympics are there to show us what the human body is capable of when trained. Not when doped. Make that a separate event, where they can dope and then see how many will want to participate when they know others will be too.
      What encourages doping in an athlete is the drive to win at any cost and a mentality that makes them cheat. Cheating is a reality and will always be a problem that has to be dealt with until we have a way to make it impossible to cheat. Its the mental drive to break rules if necessary. Do you seriously think that new rules will help the cause?

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    12. Re:Won't work. by Teun · · Score: 1
      But they can use whatever is legal in their place, they are just not welcome at the present games.

      That's what is referred to as a 'Level Playing Field'.

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    13. Re:Won't work. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Legalizing doping will only raise the bar to the next level. Now that everyone can be doped, some will be more doped than others. Thus we are back to the original problem, that some people are more doped than others.

      It would also change the nature of the sponsors. Imagine it being announced that team USA is sponsored by 'insert pharmaceutical co. here'. I don't feel comfortable about drugs companies half the time, and this would do nothing to increase the comfort level. If Olympians want to run or cycle doped, then they should be pushing for a 'Doped Olympics' to run parallel to the current one, heck there is already an attempt for the 'Gay Olympics', so anything is possible. The nature of the current Olympics and sports competitions is to do see what we can achieve without making things too easy.

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    14. Re:Won't work. by PacketShaper · · Score: 1

      I agree with the first part of your comment, but I completely disagree with the money == doping argument. There are plenty of non-monetary reasons people will still dope for a competitive edge.

      Just to beat someone else at something for bragging rights or to impress chicks is more than enough reason for many people to throw away their health.

    15. Re:Won't work. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      If you want to see what it would be like just take a look at pro wrestling. Even in that they have to have some rules to stop the "athletes" destroying themselves with enhancement drugs, although it largely doesn't work.

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    16. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's no chance or even a good reason to take money out of competition."
      What service does the athlete provide to society? How do we all benefit from them? We don't.

    17. Re:Won't work. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      The problem with doping is that if it is allowed, only the wealthy who can afford the drugs would win. It'd be a matter of how much money and access to medical research, and not a matter of training and natural talent.

      I think the whole middle of that is rather useless.

      The problem with doping is that if it is allowed, It'd be ... not a matter of training and natural talent.

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    18. Re:Won't work. by city · · Score: 1

      I understand what you are saying if you are talking about Human Growth Hormone or somthing, but I dont think you can continually increase your doping. At least in blood doping aren't you only adding to the number of Red Blood Cells in your body, usually by transfusion of blood? They allow electrolyte "doping" from sports drinks, why not give free reign to RBCs and worry about policing HGH.

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    19. Re:Won't work. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers? The last thing they do before throwing the board at you is to try to cheat. People like winning.

      Yes, I have dominated a little kid at checkers, and I enjoyed every moment of my victory, including the precious look of frustration moments before he threw the board and started crying. As a matter of fact, before we even started playing, I super-glued the board to the table to make sure he couldn't even throw the board. *THAT* was a priceless look of frustration, let me tell you.

      I also made sure I got to play the black side, and I put needles in the red pieces, so every time he tried to move a piece, I got to see him wince -- and once, when I let him make a move that would king him, he got so excited he gripped the piece hard -- whoo boy, the screams and the hint of blood on his finger just cracked me up.

      Seriously, who dominates a little kid at checkers? If you're going to win, at least make it close. Present the kid with options of multiple decent moves, and let him experience the ramifications of choosing the better move, and the ramifications of choosing the worse move. Use the game to reward strategic thinking, to reward planning ahead.

      Aside from your checkers example, though, you make a very good point. The system in which the athletes perform rewards winning, and it rewards cheating without being caught. It does not reward honest play directly.

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    20. Re:Won't work. by tungstencoil · · Score: 1

      I have to agree... no reason to take money out, and the post is essentially correct: the only reasonable way to commit to this is to allow people to do what they want without limit.

      Maybe it's the Libertarian in me, but people should be able to pursue what they consider happiness. If it's doping your brain out because (you believe) you will be a better athlete, so be it. How different - really - is it than having the money and support for good tools, good meals, good medical care, and good training? How many countries don't compete in the Olympics (or whatever...) because they simply don't have the infrastructure in place?

      How would that be different than countries affording more (or less, or properly supervised) medical doping? How is one advantage more or less fair than another (and I might add, it would be interesting to see how much effect top-notch training would be against top-notch drugs).

      The idea that it's a fair playing field if and only if there is no doping is naive at best.

    21. Re:Won't work. by vaz01 · · Score: 1

      If it's legal then more athletes will do it. Athletes who don't want to will either be at a disadvantage or have to take drugs they otherwise wouldn't just to keep level with their competition.

    22. Re:Won't work. by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      "Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers? The last thing they do before throwing the board at you is to try to cheat."

      No, but I *have* played a lot of Halo on XBox Live. I think it's pretty much the same thing, except that in addition to cheating, they accuse YOU of cheating when you steamroll them anyway. The only recourse they have to get back at you is teabagging your corpse when they get one or two inconsequential kills :)

      Come to think of it, the Olympics needs more teabagging.

    23. Re:Won't work. by rk · · Score: 1

      Seriously, who dominates a little kid at checkers? If you're going to win, at least make it close. Present the kid with options of multiple decent moves, and let him experience the ramifications of choosing the better move, and the ramifications of choosing the worse move. Use the game to reward strategic thinking, to reward planning ahead.

      Actually, I did to a little kid, my son, at chess. I never held back (I'm not a really good chess player, either, so it's not like I'd be holding back much), but every game, I'd explain what he did wrong, and what I did wrong that he didn't capitalize on.

      He's 15 now, and though I still beat him, it gets harder each time, and I know that the day is coming where I will lose to him. That's okay. He already beats me at Halo and Quake. I still dominate him at Starcraft, though. :-)

    24. Re:Won't work. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      There comes a point where you just throw up your hands and let Darwin do his job.

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    25. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's their choice how much they are willing to take or risk overdose. It's also current athletes choice how hard they train, or push themselves at an event.

      Consider some of the girls participating in gymnastics; for instance the Chinese. At least one of them is 16 and started training at 4.

      How informed would their decision be? How consensual? Would they really be the ones deciding how much to dope up, or would it be their trainers?

      Even for the others, there's always the possibility for coercion. If a million dollar sponsor threatens to withdraw funding for you and the team unless you dope up more, would you? What happens if a government did it?

    26. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The research opportunities are endless, and with the legitimization, the opportunity to openly discuss the long term health implications from the use of such substances could be promoted as well... Think of it, we could all learn and benefit from the willingness of athletes to serve their countries (and companies) as paid lab rats.

      I've also heard it proposed that there could be 2 sets of games, as well, the Clean Olympiad and an Enhanced OlympiAdd.

      Guess which one would be more entertaining and receive the largest commercial sponsorships....

      B-}

    27. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers? The last thing they do before throwing the board at you is to try to cheat. People like winning.

      Most people don't like winning so much they'll humiliate a little kid in order to do so...

    28. Re:Won't work. by Tmack · · Score: 1

      Olympic athletes have done just as much doping as professional ones.

      Doubtful, but who truly knows? "Just as much" is a very broad term, is that a percentage of clean athletes? Who do you count, everyone in the sport or just those that make the olympics that particular year? Most of the dopers get found out before they make it to the games, unlike baseball or le tour, where they are found and kicked out later.

      They don't get paid for their olympic performances

      Actually.... they do, sorta. Each athlete that goes to the games gets a TON of stuff from the sponsors of the games. Outfits, shoes, phones, game consoles... the list goes on. If you dig around, you will find plenty of articles about the athletes from the poorer nations actually going out of the village to sell the stuff to the public for cash that is much more useful to them once they get home.

      Most olympic committees or national sports bodies will also pay for the trip, and pay bonuses for breaking records and winning medals. True, the bulk of the money comes from endorsement deals, but winning a gold for the US in swimming right now nets you about $25k. The problem is, in most of the olympic sports, the athletes are still NCAA athletes, so if they take the $$ they can no longer compete in NCAA events (as Phelps did in 2000).

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    29. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. The difference between dopers and non-dopers (going back 60 years), used be "professional" vs "amateur", and the Olympics was reserved for the amateurs.

    30. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Imagine athletes in countries like China, where sport mightbe "the only way out". Imagine the medalists in international dopelympics, would get a lot of money. Enough to not work anymore for a long time. That might make it worth it to ruin your health for the rest of your life.
      - You might say that's ok. They get their reward in money for giving up their health for the sport. But now what happens to places 4,5,6 or 15? They're fucked up for the rest of their lifes without mentionable financial benefit, because the other ones went further or had better steroids. We see the effects of competition like this already with plastic surgery, and there is hardly any money involved compared to sports.
      - Thinking where regimes like china might even take this makes me shudder. Prisoners made to shorten their sentences by agreeing to the strongest doping drugs, people crippled with carbon spring running legs to make them faster...
      - once you unleash the powers of monetary incentives for doping effects might look similar to the worst forms of prostitution

    31. Re:Won't work. by Flammon · · Score: 1

      The Olympic Games are not about how far you can push the human body, they're about how far you can push the human spirit. We already know that steroids will make you perform better, that's not a mystery.

      Watching a cheater win drums up very little emotion but on the other hand watching someone win cleanly is very exciting, motivating, inspiring and humbling.

      Sounds like you are more interested in biological challenges than spiritual ones.

    32. Re:Won't work. by gatzby3jr · · Score: 0

      You point out something interesting...you want to let the people who want to dope go for it, and then you say that some people spend their entire waking lives preparing for this. So the people who don't dope, have a worse chance of winning, same input (besides the drugs) and then don't get the sponsorships for it because they aren't winning.

      Seems like a pretty shitty deal to me.

    33. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. Athletes only need to be classified by their physiological parameters to have a level playing field. Why is it ok to be doped by genetic chance and not by choice?

    34. Re:Won't work. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Who said most of these people were willing and/or giving truly informed consent?

      If you take this, you will win- and you will become impotent and die in your 40's. You'll probably be prone to fits of uncontrollable rage and may kill your family and friends at random.

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    35. Re:Won't work. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is the libertarian in me, but if I set up an organization of amateur, undoped athletes, I want only amateur, undoped athletes participating in the events.

      If doping athletes want to set up an event for them- more power to them.

      But I want freedom to assemble.

      I don't someone showing up with a three million dollar dragster at my 890 class (basically $50k back in early 00's) races. Of course they would win.

      I don't want a heavyweight boxer participating in my bantam weight boxing match.

      I don't want a bantam weight boxer who is drugged to not feel pain and has steel plates installed on his knuckles either.

      yada Ya.da. Ya...DA!

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    36. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're right. And the alternative is to give up basic civil liberties and be treated like a criminal by the anti-doping crusade in order to participate.

    37. Re:Won't work. by xenn · · Score: 1

      The Olympic Games are not about how far you can push the human body, they're about how far you can push the human spirit. We already know that steroids will make you perform better, that's not a mystery.

      Watching a cheater win drums up very little emotion but on the other hand watching someone win cleanly is very exciting, motivating, inspiring and humbling.

      Sounds like you are more interested in biological challenges than spiritual ones.

      I tend to agree with you on most points, except the last one, about spirituality ~ that's not quite right.

      You do realise people are doping already, right? but covertly...and corrupting "legimate" sport in the process. So most of the scientific data we may be able to extract is occluded by a facade.

      That's the very same scientific data that could help us purify legimately undoped sport, AND it provides an outlet for those aspects of humanity that already exist, currently infiltrating this campus of noble spirits you refer to.

      Do you think, perhaps, that giving dopers an outlet might actually reveal in due course, how lame and atrocious it might actually be to use these things?

      That it might actually paint itself as ugly and not what we want for our national sports heroes?

      Keep them seperate, and perhaps we can be more objective about it. Maybe learn something and leverage undoped sport as the more elite.

      The fact is, doping is happening. Right now. More and more. Is it a bad thing or a good thing? Can a bad thing be turned into a good thing?

    38. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people like cyclists on Tour de France get many green pieces of paper with dead presidents on them.

      Wait... Euros aren't green!

    39. Re:Won't work. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Drugs don't make you perfect all at one, there's still hard work to be done and if used liberally or even a little improperly, many of these 'sport enhancing' drugs can destroy a person's fitness.

      That's bullshit. I took LSD, and I became God. If that's not unfair advantage, I don't know what is...

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    40. Re:Won't work. by xenn · · Score: 1

      So what is legal then? ....and why?

    41. Re:Won't work. by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      I read an editorial arguing exactly this the other day. They said "trying to find the fastest drug-free guy in the world is a bit like trying to find the fastest massey-fergson tractor in the world"

    42. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Entertainment didn't get to be such a megalithic industry by 'not providing anything'.

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    43. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      It's not really a polar scale, it's not an instant win for the drug users.

      There's also natural limitations that some people have and other people have less of.

      Imagine if someone was born with a dorsal fin and long, webbed toes and were the fastest swimmers in the world without special gear. It would sound like the perfect thing for them to do would compete in the olympics or something, but imagine how many people would cry foul that genetic chance gave them their ability, even if they had to work hard to build the muscles to actually use their natural features.

      The fault here is in how many ways fairness can be measured.

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    44. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Actually you mistook my interpretation, I did not say I want to let people who want to dope go for it. I provided a fair insight for others to use.

      And my reference to every waking moment was very clearly not regarding doping, it was to financing.

      I'm afraid you need to work on your reading comprehension skills.

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    45. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you've got me there. LSD is the drug I intentionally didn't mention because I knew it's effects of omnipotence was irrefutable.

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    46. Re:Won't work. by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      You're desires are fair, but the problem that the author of the article is addressing, not to say that was your reference, is that it's only getting harder to defend against the drug users and the only practical response is to stop fighting it.

      A three million dollar dragster ought to be obvious enough for someone to tell them to GTFO.

      A heavyweight boxer is another pretty obvious thing.

      Steel plates is knuckles is a pretty easy to detect thing, maybe they could be a little more creative and us delrin, but, yeah.

      The problem isn't the unfairness, the problem is how covert this unfairness can be.

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    47. Re:Won't work. by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Ha, you're lucky I showed the restraint to use checkers as my example and not kickboxing!

    48. Re:Won't work. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers?

      I bet you kick puppies, too, but then again, one has to choose one's battles...

    49. Re:Won't work. by Heshler · · Score: 1

      Indeed, when they go and murder their children.

    50. Re:Won't work. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, that's one way to pull the homicidals out of the gene pool!

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    51. Re:Won't work. by XcepticZP · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, and I suppose we can all believe in fairies while we're at it, too? No thanks, buddy, some of us live in the real world.

      The olympic games are nothing more than a glorified pissing contest. Or if you don't want to generalize so much, it's about who can horde the most athletes as "citizens" so that they can win their new country lots of shiny medals.

    52. Re:Won't work. by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Take out the money incentive from sports and you eliminate doping

      Parent was modded insightful by people who don't compete in sports. You can't tell me the will to win alone is not strong enough to lead many athletes into drugs.

    53. Re:Won't work. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Guess which one would be more entertaining and receive the largest commercial sponsorships....

      Given those two options, public perception would claim the Clean Olympiad to be the better sporting event, all athletes would want to participate in those rather than the dopehead olympics, and they'd dope up just the same. But that's just the cynic in me.

    54. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently saw a documentation about chinese sport schools where three year olds were being trained for the 2016/2020 olympics. The trainers bend them so hard that the children would cry etc. For me this is even worse than doping, but there will never be any regulations against this...because it's pretty much imposible to define sane rules on this (and enforce them).

      The games are more a test of willpower than anything else. Athlets train for years (all day, doing nothing else...) and then win (maybe). I would find it much more impressive if "normal" people with a day to day job could do such a thing.

      If someone steps out of the bus and asks someone else to race to the bridge 100m away, THATS an interesting competition. The olympics are not.

    55. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can they make sure everyone only takes this much? It will require even more policing.

      The reason for doping are purely economic ones, people like cyclists on Tour de France get many green pieces of paper with dead presidents on them. Take out the money incentive from sports and you eliminate doping.

      Well, for MY money, I'd like to see how far the human body can be willingly pushed. I mean, they are doping anyway...so for the people that want to, let them, and see how much faster/stronger they become. It's their choice how much they are willing to take or risk overdose. It's also current athletes choice how hard they train, or push themselves at an event.

      And there is other side benefits, as the article suggested, like there being alot more data to reliably check athletes that aren't in the dope olympics.

      That is a stupid thing to say. More people would die due to this. I would not like to watch people seriously risk their health for my entertainment just to see how much they could push their bodies with drugs.

      The reason I like to watch sports, is because it is a mostly honest and healthy competition. Sure there is some doping, but I think that the majority is doping free. Having a good anti-doping organization keeps the sport legit, and is a deterrent to those that would like to dope themselves. And in so doing saves lives.

      To support an activity that would demand you to seriously risk your health, even if it was voluntary for entertainment, is again outright stupid. It's self-explanatory.

      xenn getting a 5, Insightful for his comment seems to me that people didn't really think of the consequences.

    56. Re:Won't work. by xenn · · Score: 1

      It's not necessarily about supporting doping. I think it's more about being realisitic, and gleening the benefits from that.

      I said in another post:

      Do you think, perhaps, that giving dopers an outlet might actually reveal in due course, how lame and atrocious it might actually be to use these things?

      That it might actually paint itself as ugly and not what we want for our national sports heroes?

      Keep them seperate, and perhaps we can be more objective about it. Maybe learn something and leverage undoped sport as the more elite.

      The fact is, doping is happening. Right now. More and more. Is it a bad thing or a good thing? Can a bad thing be turned into a good thing?

      What I'm trying to infer here, is the more you censor something the more unprepared (and often glorified) things become. When the veil is removed we may see the naked truth.

      ...and YES. I do think it's worth a few lives to save many more.

    57. Re:Won't work. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I disagree, some of the Tour De France stages where a couple of the leaders have been taking drugs have provided some much more exciting racing from a spectators point of view than the ones where no ones managed to drug themselves and everyones just clearly knackered and unable to make an real breaks or do anything.

    58. Re:Won't work. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Serious atheletes makes tons of money, and being rigorously tested to make sure the playing field is relatively fair is not that high a price.

      Allowing doping would just inject cynicism into sports, and ruin them.

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    59. Re:Won't work. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No the problem is a basic lack of morality and sense of fair play.

      Those are the things that also keep us from killing each other.

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    60. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You totally missed the point and then threw in some weird logic - for whatever reason.

      You can't convince me that a doper beating a non-doper is exciting unless of course the non-doper is winning.

      According to your logic, you would find excitement in a boxing match where one guy would have his hands tied behind his back. Watching the poor shmuck take a beating while the cheater is crushing him is something that you want to watch?

      Watching a cheater win is extremely boring.

    61. Re:Won't work. by dontPanik · · Score: 1

      you will also be forcing athletes to dope if they ever want to have a hope of winning. That cannot be a good thing because you're forcing them to basically destroy themselves mentally and physically.

      Right now that is true, athletes are hurt by doping. But that is because doping is illegal. When a substance is illegal, it isn't handled safely because the use of it isn't regulated. If it was legal, doping would be safer because governments would take direct actions towards it.

      if you were the athlete and you were all doped up because you had to and you won a race, would you not wonder whether it was you or the dope? Do we want to take that sense of achievement away from our athletes? Definitely not.

      This is a good point, but right now athletes get to where they are by following strict training regiments. Couldn't by that logic, an athlete feel that their training regiment is what made them win?

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    62. Re:Won't work. by Steve+Max · · Score: 1

      Besides, it would only turn the contest from "who is the fastest/stronger/best" to "who can afford the best dope". Or does anyone really expect that hard working athletes from Zimbabwe would be able to squeeze out a medal when every American, Japanese, British, Chinese etc has access to stuff that costs more per dose than his yearly earnings?

    63. Re:Won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morality is dictated by the church and I for one don't recognize their bullshit. Its ethics that keep us from killing each other NOT morality.

    64. Re:Won't work. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No.

      Morality is respecting other people and them respecting you.

      Cheating shows you have no respect for yourself or those you are unfairly competing against.

      It's not a very far walk from having no respect for them as human being so it is okay to take their stuff and kill them.

      The best of religions try to capture rules that promote success of their group- these are often pretty good morals too.

      However, power always corrupts and any successful religion always becomes corrupt.

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    65. Re:Won't work. by SportsAcademic · · Score: 1

      Can work: They have already identified many of the factors that lead to better performance and these can be tested (e.g. hematocrit levels). The powers that be could simply say if you are over or under x for these factors, you're out. Work with your doctor to get up to the upper limit if you want, how ever you want... Some drugs for which testing is accurate could remain banned. Others would be discretionary. This would be safer than having athletes take the incorrect doses of products purchased on the black market. When Tom Simpson died during the Tour de France, it was because he took too high a dose of amphetamines. A team doctor, officially recognized, could dole out proper doses. For more on this see: TheSportsAcademics.blogspot.com and search under doping.

    66. Re:Won't work. by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      Lets also not forget that civilized culture as a whole is beginning to embrace pharmaceutical enhancements to address just about any problem the might be present in an individuals life. Prozac or Viagra...? These are things that people are using to get ahead within the confines of their own lives and professions, and yet I dont have the sense that this is generally frowned upon.

      Why, then, are athletics viewed in a vacuum, as something different from the realities of the times we live in? They are doing the same thing as "regular" people in this sense.

      Personally, and Im really not trying to be a troll here and Im not a scientist etc. etc., I think that many non-athletes (regular people) nowadays are going to their doctors with the goal of getting their hands on Prozac or Wellbuten or Viagra or whatever, because they would rather feel happy about things than work on making things better in their lives and becoming happy because of their achievements. This pharmaceutically engineered happiness or feeling of well-being is artificial, and may even cause more problems in the future, both physically and mentally, than were currently aware of.

      At least with athletes, there is a real goal and a real result when they take these performance enhancing drugs. Certainly were not growing world-class athletes from lazy bloaks by feeding them pills. These drugs are taken to purposely enhance the bodys ability to perform a very specific task. There is, however, no substitute for talent, much like there is no substitute for happiness.

    67. Re:Won't work. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Up the ante, gladiator Olympics, culling the numbers will solve the problem. Five rings of death, tens of thousands go in only a hand full comes out, high school geeks and nerds the world over rejoice at the reduction of jockstrap breeding numbers ;D.

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    68. Re:Won't work. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      I used to play chinese checkers against my dad when I was a kid. To begin with, he would let me make two moves for every one of his. When I started beating him, I got a double move every second move, then a double move every third move and so on until I was playing evenly against him (and legitimately winning). It made the game fun, and kept me interested because I had a chance of winning.

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  4. I say go for it by Denger256 · · Score: 1

    We all know it happens so why not have a set of events that lets people do whatever they want. Maybe they will stop trying to find was of hiding it and just focus on creating a race of super men / super people.

  5. An Immodest Proposal... by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Permitting doping in any sport is the road to that sport's ruin. And justifying the proposal on the basis that the current restrictions fail to 'think of the children' is pretty perverse-

    Imagine you are the parent of a child who shows some kind of sporting talent early on- Do you encourage him, knowing that weird drug induced side-effects might overshadow his life?.... (...No, you don't)

    Nope, not gonna happen, at least where rich countries are involved. Current drug tests may not be perfect, but they act as a massive break on the worst of this corrosive problem.

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    1. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baseless assumptions of an asshole. Stop posting 7 digit boy.

      Says the anonymous coward.

      Seriously, WTF?

    2. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Permitting doping in any sport is the road to that sport's ruin.

      How do you explain the popularity of football in America, then?

    3. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, given your example I wouldn't let my kid take these drugs, if the side effects overshadow their life. But the drugs that are banned go beyond ones like steroids and into the realm of performance enhancement.

      For instance Creatine. Would I let my daughter take it if she wanted to use it to better her work outs? Scientifically I have no reason not to. Ephedrine? I got a problem with it. Steroids? Never. There is a huge difference between them all though. You can't just say "drugs bad" and then move on. And that is my point. What drugs are we talking about? People think it's all steroids and you end up with "Bob had bitch tits". But that's not true. These anti-doping organizations are going the extra mile and saying anything that isn't on the approved list is against the rules, regardless of scientific merit in using them. Why? Because the bogeyman that's why.

      If anything it's simply patronizing us all putting them all under the controlled substance label or insinuating that anyone that wishes to take a chemical is somehow a dirt bag, well that's nonsense imo.

    4. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by rudeboy1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I disagree with your first statement. I think it depends on what sport you are talking about. Take football for example, where even from an early age, many kids who show a genetic or physical aptitude for the sport begin training to become specialized athletic instruments. In Texas, and other southern states, it is not terribly uncommon for parents to hold their children back a year in school so that they will be bigger to compete in football.
      At the professional level, our current stock of "drug free" football players are some of the most fearsome and amazing physical specimens to ever walk the earth. And the willingness already inherent to the sport to risk life and limb for results is already accepted by both athlete and fan. Do some reading on what it's like to be a lineman in between games or off season. Read about how a lot of these former players have completely ruined their bodies in regard to retirement. The nature of game as I describe here would welcome the next stage in human evolution. Players who are accustomed to sacrificing their bodies for the game will gladly volunteer for doping, "bionic" body treatments and the like. Plus, since our society is unfortunately much more centered on professional sports, than on education and science, doing so will immediately create a high budget research field for human enhancement, both at the molecular and the tissue levels. No one is holding a gun to these athletes' heads, (not in this country anyway) telling them to do these things to themselves. If a grown man of consentual age wants to put himself in harm's way, I see no need to intervene.

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    5. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward has UID 666 - at three digits he's allowed to say 'you must be new hear' to most of us.

      It feels so strange to say that to an AC...

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    6. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Propecia allows its viewership plausible deniability.

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    7. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 1

      These anti-doping organizations are going the extra mile and saying anything that isn't on the approved list is against the rules, regardless of scientific merit in using them. Why? Because the bogeyman that's why.

      There's an element of bogeyman, but I think it would be impractical to have a central body test and validate every possible drug, let alone decide where to draw the line on acceptability. And rich nations would be able to afford fancier stuff.

      In short, I don't think 'drugs bad', but feel that sport with a drugs free-for-all will have less integrity. I speak only as a sports fan.

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    8. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by pthisis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Permitting doping in any sport is the road to that sport's ruin.

      I wish that were the case.

      Bodybuilding didn't take off until steroids entered the picture. The "natural" bodybuilding events (see, e.g., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_bodybuilding ) are basically niche sports by comparison.

      American football does pretty well, and while performance drug use is not technically allowed it's been essentially overlooked since steroids entered the league in 1962. Nobody has the same "strike them from the record books" outcry against teams like the 1970s Steelers and 1980s 49ers dynasties who had players that are well-known to have used performance enhancing drugs regularly. Even with the increased public pressure against them, you see the Carolina Panthers and others (Rodney Harrison with the Pats, Chris Henry with the Titans, really tons of others not limited to any small set of teams) get tiny slaps on the wrist and at most maybe a 4-game suspension.

      Heck, rather than outrage you actually see people writing things about guys like Shaun Merriman like "17 sacks in 12 games last year? Without the 4 game steroid suspension that extrapolates to 22.67 sacks for the season and the NFL record is 22.5!"

      Hardly seems like people care enough about extant widespread use for it to ruin the sport.

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    9. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      It's the medical angle for the sick and injured which makes me support and idea like this as well. As you say, there's just not a huge amount of either funding or public interest in things like prosthetics. It's good, in my opinion, compared to what it might be. But good is miles away from the amount of attention it should be getting. If even a fraction of the people into football suddenly started putting support into that, I think we could make some pretty huge leaps for the public good.

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    10. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Teun · · Score: 1
      Because it's a level playing field, the rules are the same for all.

      But don't expect these guy's to get away with it would the next match be in France.

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    11. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No one is holding a gun to these athletes' heads, (not in this country anyway) telling them to do these things to themselves. If a grown man of consentual age wants to put himself in harm's way, I see no need to intervene.

      If society has to pick up the pieces after these "grown" men fall apart, doesn't society deserve to have a say in what is or isn't good for the public health?

      That's why Congress is always threatening to intervene legislatively whenever there is a perceived problem with the NFL/MLB/NHL/etc.

      Just because you see no need to intervene doesn't mean we (as a society, as a government) don't have the power to intervene, haven't already intervened, and won't intervene as necessary. It just happens to be easier to pressure the League to do what we want without passing a law.

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    12. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by iamhigh · · Score: 0

      "In Texas, and other southern states, it is not terribly uncommon for parents to hold their children back a year in school so that they will be bigger to compete in football."

      Crap. Complete crap. I am from Texas, knew one guy that started late, and it wasn't for football. He was a badass freshman year. By varsity we all caught up. Has it happened? Yeah... does it happen all the time just for athletics? No.

      As far as consentual and what not... this is a sport - one that the fans would like to enjoy. Joe Blow wants to dope? Who cares? But players in an organized sport that has viewership in the hundreds of millions? There are rules for a reason (why can't you just run outside those white lines to score a TD)!!

      big difference in joe blow doing roids and Jerry Rice doing it.

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    13. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Permitting doping in any sport is the road to that sport's ruin. And justifying the proposal on the basis that the current restrictions fail to 'think of the children' is pretty perverse-

      Imagine you are the parent of a child who shows some kind of sporting talent early on- Do you encourage him, knowing that weird drug induced side-effects might overshadow his life?.... (...No, you don't)

      Um, actually it could be the best thing ever for this country! Think about it getting rid of the cultural bias in sports in less than two generations. It'd be awesome. Really like .00001% of athletes ever make it to that level anyway. What doping would do is just weed out an entire segment of athletes and coaches that really screw up their bodies for no gain. If doping did produce noticeable effects, where I could magically compete at that level it would be one thing. As I read it though, most doping, is for "fine tuning" that .00001% of athletes that made it into that level. It would just be stupid for your kids to dope up for their little league game. (Now if you and the kid thought it was a great idea and that the cost to the kid's body was worth the slight edge it could give him then go ahead and enhance your kids body.)

      Actually I don't think unlimited doping would have any noticeable effects. Athletes are at the extreme at knowing/tuning their body for their sport. The more money that they have to loose, the less that they'll want to mess up their edge with doping or artificial edges. Now if you or I could replace a leg, or take a drug and magically be at their level for an event though with nasty long term costs, would you? (I'd say there would be some crazy enough to do it, but so what let them. We let people smoke and drink.)

    14. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I thought Rodney Harrison's reputation is that he's a dirty player all around. I hadn't heard anything about steroids, he's just not well regarded. Chris Henry isn't even a starter let alone a star. I think if these steroid violators were dominating the league like Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens people might view it as more of an epidemic.

    15. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Creatine isn't really a drug. I mean you can get it in some Sobe drinks. Or at least you could. If creatine is a drug then so is protein and I guess all athletes will have to be vegetarians who eat no nuts.

    16. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Plus, since our society is unfortunately much more centered on professional sports, than on education and science, doing so will immediately create a high budget research field for human enhancement, both at the molecular and the tissue levels. No one is holding a gun to these athletes' heads, (not in this country anyway) telling them to do these things to themselves. If a grown man of consentual age wants to put himself in harm's way, I see no need to intervene.

      What I what to know, is how well traditional athletes would do against unlimited modified humans. Everyone just seems to assume that the original human won't fare as well as the cyber/bio-engineered person. I think of Dune. You wouldn't really find out until you had unlimited modified humans and "normal" humans competing against each other. The high end edge for normal athletes will change over time. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if some one started a selective breeding program for better athletes. You wouldn't know if those breed athletes were actually any better until they started to compete. Until then, they'd be simply unranked athletes.

    17. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Simple minds, simple pleasures?

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    18. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Texas, and other southern states, it is not terribly uncommon for parents to hold their children back a year in school so that they will be bigger to compete in football.

      Fucking hell!

    19. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are describing the rationale behind a communist authoritarian state.

    20. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by TopSpin · · Score: 1

      You're doing it wrong.

      You can't appeal to reason; these folks hear 'for the children' and go sideways instantly. You must learn to find ways to appeal to malcontents by leveraging their contrarianism and hatreds. Observe:

      Removing the doping bans would throw open the doors to big Pharma influence over Sports. Atheletes will end up wearing sponsorship banners on their uniforms advertising the steriods and "sport enhancements" they are obligated to consume to participate in their sport. This will constitute and endorsement the masses will accept as they become the unwitting victims of greedy drug corporations. As this acceptance permiates Society these obligations will also begin appearing outside of the domain of Sports, eventually appearing in non-Sports related occupations.

      See? Implicit corporate evil and fear of/for the ignorant masses has been used to trump the lesser evil of sports authorities. Vastly more effective, around here.

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    21. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there has to be a line between expectable drugs and none expectable drugs for sports. What is the difference between me eating foods that produce muscle tissue and me taking a drug that is able to do the same thing that food would be able to do? However, taking a drug that will do it fast, better, and has strange side effects then what food is able to do seems a little to far for me to allow in sports.

      It is worth pointing out that we live in a time that is able to create both of the above pills. I think one of them should be allowed and the other one should not be. But, even this argument might fail then a medical doctor needs his/her patient/sports person to develop muscle tissue quickly because he/she was in a car accident and due to the long bed time has had there muscle tissue atrophy. The doctor needs to treat this person so they can go back to work just like any other person would. Is it ok to use the faster muscle tissue pill in this case? Perhaps only so long as it is used to get the person back to the level he/she was playing at.

      It is much easy to say that it is all bad then to try and understand the exception to the rule or the full understanding of what we can do with these pills making things harder to understand or except.

      On a side not, Gatorade replenishes the body faster then water, but it is not effecting the long term growth of the body just how quickly the person can return to the game.

    22. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by jmv · · Score: 1

      I tend to think some drugs (definitely not all) might be allowable. For instance, I think it's be reasonable to allow EPO while at the same time reducing the hemoglobin limit allowed. You bust the limit naturally? Just take some drugs to reduce your level. The result is that you completely factor this out and it might even be safer than it was. All that is assuming EPO has no side effect, which I *think* is the case.

    23. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      Don't be so quick to assume ignorance. They're trying to nip unknown substances in the bud because they don't know their positive or negative effects. They don't want 50% of their athletes dying of cancer in 10 years because of some neat new designer drug with unexpected side effects, so rather than coordinate drug trials and studies for every single new substance they just prohibit all of them, and as the science comes in they can take some of these chemicals off the banned list.

      It's fine for you to say "the science says it's not harmful so they're just preventing me from using a supplement", but it's difficult to say that just because the drug doesn't have 1-5 year effects that it won't have 10-20 year effects.

    24. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Tmack · · Score: 1

      Creatine isn't really a drug. I mean you can get it in some Sobe drinks. Or at least you could. If creatine is a drug then so is protein and I guess all athletes will have to be vegetarians who eat no nuts.

      Creatine is a natural part of your body's chemistry, just like testosterone. Its part of the Krebs cycle (ATP-ADP) of metabolism, and is used by your body to turn the ADP back into ATP. The supplement ups the concentrations of it in the muscles, resulting mainly in shorter recovery time, but also higher capacity for anaerobic exercises. Its also not a banned substance for the NCAA or Olympics.

      However, the NCAA does regulate what the schools can distribute to athletes, and creatine is on that banned list, as are most protein supplements (anything with 30% or more of its calories from protein is banned). This does not disallow the athlete from buying it and using it themselves, just prevents the school from supplying it.

      Tm

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    25. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      The league dominators aren't stupid enough to buy steroids on the Internet.

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    26. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly the right spirit, in my opinion.

    27. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      If society has to pick up the pieces after these "grown" men fall apart, doesn't society deserve to have a say in what is or isn't good for the public health?

      If these individuals were forcing you to help then you could argue that their actions caused you harm, and thus justify coercing them into repaying you for your loss. There is still no justification for placing a prior constraint on their actions short of a direct and immediate threat of irreversible damage. However, you are not being forced. "Society" -- meaning anyone other than the individuals in question -- has no obligation to "pick up the pieces". Their actions are causing you no harm. If you do intervene that is your choice, and any hardship you may suffer as a result is entirely your own responsibility.

      Your unwillingness to look the other way and let people experience the consequences of their own choices does not justify employing threats or force to manipulate others into doing what you think is best for them.

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    28. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Well then you at least have to give football players, their legal trouble aside, credit for being smarter than baseball players.

      Small victories.

    29. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bodybuilding didn't take off until steroids entered the picture. The "natural" bodybuilding events (see, e.g., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_bodybuilding ) are basically niche sports by comparison.

      Bodybuilding is not a "real" sport; it's a pageant. Competition doesn't make it (or Miss America or American Idol) a sport.

      American football does pretty well, and while performance drug use is not technically allowed it's been essentially overlooked since steroids entered the league in 1962.

      you see the Carolina Panthers and others (Rodney Harrison with the Pats, Chris Henry with the Titans, really tons of others not limited to any small set of teams) get tiny slaps on the wrist and at most maybe a 4-game suspension.

      Heck, rather than outrage you actually see people writing things about guys like Shaun Merriman like "17 sacks in 12 games last year? Without the 4 game steroid suspension that extrapolates to 22.67 sacks for the season and the NFL record is 22.5!"

      Hardly seems like people care enough about extant widespread use for it to ruin the sport.

      If Tom "Tabloid" Brady or Jason "Dancing with the Stars" Taylor get caught, expect more outrage from the non-hardcore NFL fans who aren't obsessed with statistics and their favorite team's won-loss records (who are the vast majority of fans).

    30. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by pthisis · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I thought Rodney Harrison's reputation is that he's a dirty player all around. I hadn't heard anything about steroids, he's just not well regarded.

      Not steroids, HGH. He served a 4 game suspension and went right back in.
      http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2999994
      and tons of other outlets carried the story.

      Chris Henry isn't even a starter let alone a star. I think if these steroid violators were dominating the league like Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens people might view it as more of an epidemic.

      How about the 1970s Steelers D-line and all their Superbowls, the 1980s 49ers O-line and all their Superbowls, multiple linemen on the 2 Broncos Superbowl teams, the 1990s Cowboys O-line, several of the 1990s Raiders, Pro-Bowler and reigning defensive rookie of the year Shaun Merriman, 3 guys on the 2004 Carolina Panthers Superbowl (losing) O-line, etc?

      All of those were well documented on TV and newspaper coverage at the time, and the public reaction was pretty much nonexistent.

      Obviously steroids helps QBs and WRs less than other positions (so it's not the glamor positions that get caught as much), but every major dynasty of the last 35 years has had a number of key players suspended or outed by major media of the ESPN/CNN/ABC level. People don't care. It's not like baseball, where it's treated as a big scandal even when Luis Castillo tests positive.

      Heck, Merriman was on the cover of the NFL 2006 (or whatever year) PS2 game after testing positive. Coaches say it's "disappointing", 4-game suspensions are served, and the player goes back in the game.

      I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying the post I first responded to claiming that if a sport accepted steroid use it would die seems pretty untrue so far.

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    31. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Careful with creatine. I've been advised by a pharmacist that I train with and trust that excessive dosing of creatine can have a harmful effect on the kidneys.

    32. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Their actions are causing you no harm.

      Maybe not individually, but in aggregate they certainly might. One guy deciding to become, say, a homeless crackhead is unlikely to affect me, but multiply that by a few thousand in my city and then I'm getting hassled for change while stepping over puddles of shit and rotting corpses on my way to work. Of course homeless crackheads don't map directly to ex-football players with blown knees, shriveled testicles, and anger-management issues, but they do illustrate the fundamental fallacy in your Randroid fantasy worldview.

    33. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about EPO, currently the most problem causing form of doping. Hard to detect and the cause of many of the very strict rules athletes have to live with. But also very dangerous . At the point where more is still better for performance it also creates serious risk of death. As long as we disallow EPO, we might as well disallow other forms of doping too.

      There's the option of not measuring EPO usage but looking at straight blood values. This prevents most health impact, but also means some healthy non-EPO-using athletes will not be allowed to take part.

      Oh, and everyone who believes Floyd did not use doping is a fool. /me

    34. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Doping is not permitted in American football.

      It is banned, and using it can lead to ejection.

      There is a huge difference between that and 'permitting doping'. The acceptance of doping would ruin a sport, not the possibility of some players cheating.

      In the 70s it was used, but that was before we understood what it does really and how harmful it is.

      There will probably always be some that fall to the dark side, but I would wager that a large majority don't want to risk getting caught and humiliated.

      So if you actually look at it rationally, then you can't say that it's a huge problem.

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    35. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Harrison used HGH, not steroids, to recover from an injury. There is a huge difference because HGH is much newer and most atheletes did not question their doctors when they were given.

      To his credit when Harrison realized he had been given a banned substance he notified the league and served his time.

      As for the 70s and early 80s, people didn't know that steroids were bad then, so it's not fair to say they should be shamed for what was common practice. In the 90s is when the truth about steriods hit the sports world and it's usage dropped dramatically.

      It certainly is not 'permitted', and the more science understands these drugs the better the league can help the players make the right choices.

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    36. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      First, you're exaggerating by quite a bit. Hyperbole does not help your case. Second, the problem you describe is trivially solved by simply not allowing such individuals to trespass on private property. (Your streets and sidewalks are private property, right?) If the property owners choose to ignore the problem your complaint is with them, not the drug addicts.

      Finally, "getting hassled for change" is not harm, and the projected unpleasantness of your walk to work does not represent harm done to you, but rather to the property owners.

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    37. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well some of us have been here so very nearly as long as he has, relatively speaking at least, that the difference makes no practical difference.

      I can't believe I'm arguing that I've been here almost as long as AC has, based on our respective UIDs... why yes, I am bored at the moment!

    38. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Your streets and sidewalks are private property, right?

      Wrong.

    39. Re:An Immodest Proposal... by AncientPC · · Score: 1

      NFL tends to sweep a lot of physical problems under the rug. For example, take the case of where a 44 year old ex-defensive back experienced Alzheimer's and had the brain of an 85 year old man, which may have lead to his suicide.

  6. I've already seen this by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:I've already seen this by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

      Thought of the exact same thing. Well played!

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    2. Re:I've already seen this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Thanks a lot! Now how the hell am I supposed to fool them into thinking I'm dialing in from the states?

    3. Re:I've already seen this by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      Yeah for fish paralyzer!

    4. Re:I've already seen this by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone have a link that works outside the USA, or a description of what the parent is talking about?

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    5. Re:I've already seen this by Vectronic · · Score: 4, Funny

      http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/9253

      Should work... if not... in the "All Drug Olympics" "Sergei Akmudov(?)" is going for the world weightlifting record (over 1500 pounds)... and proceeds to rip his arms out of his sockets.

    6. Re:I've already seen this by Tilzs · · Score: 2, Informative

      For a real life version http://snurl.com/3ft80

    7. Re:I've already seen this by LarsG · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're saying that legalizing doping will result in "We're sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed within the United States."?

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    8. Re:I've already seen this by Pope · · Score: 1

      And this person is hardly the first to come up with this idea! Hell, MAD Magazine did it in the 1970s.

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    9. Re:I've already seen this by BigDaddyOttawa · · Score: 0

      Oh, he's pulled his arms! That's gotta be disappointing.

      He probably doesn't have that much pain right now, but I think tomorrow he's really gonna feel that.

      I was just looking for that skit. Hilarious.

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    10. Re:I've already seen this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA I was just thinking that!!

  7. And then the olympics will die. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It'll just become another freak show competition. WE don't want a bunch of "The hulks" competing with each other to see which company has the better steroids mix.

    In fact, by letting (and therefore FORCING) all competitors to get doped, we're just throwing our money at the big pharmas. Is that what a sports competition is about?

    1. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Denger256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Could it not be argued that doping is just the next step? Think about it these athletes use all kinds of technology to improve why draw the line at drugs?

    2. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      WE don't want a bunch of "The hulks" competing with each other to see which company has the better steroids mix.

      Speak for yourself

    3. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wouldn't miss it if they euthanized it now.

      The better outcome would be requiring proof of employment at a full-time, non-bs job.

    4. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Black-Man · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Face it. They say the gene splicing will be untraceable so it will be a moot point to attempt to screen athletes. It will infiltrate all sports... not just the Olympics. And if this is the case, then shouldn't droids be allowed to compete?

    5. Re:And then the olympics will die. by maxume · · Score: 2

      It's already a freak show competition. No normal person can even hope to compete with people who live to train.

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    6. Re:And then the olympics will die. by russotto · · Score: 1

      It'll just become another freak show competition. WE don't want a bunch of "The hulks" competing with each other to see which company has the better steroids mix.

      Have you SEEN the swimmers? I know they're taking all sorts of tests to show they aren't doping, but perhaps they've just found another way. I'm wondering if some of them have an extra cloned lung or two, or a surgically expanded chest cavity, or somehting like that.

    7. Re:And then the olympics will die. by nategoose · · Score: 1

      Then athletic doping profits could go towards more better medical research!! Or towards more athletic doping research and yachts.

    8. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      They say the gene splicing will be untraceable so it will be a moot point to attempt to screen athletes.

      Nonsense. They'll just have to show the genes of the ancestors of the athlete, to prove that the genetics of the athlete are *possible* given the lineage.

      Read a decent short story about this once... a pyramid-shaped greco-roman wrestler and a flipper-handed swimmer with gills were allowed into the Olympics because their genes were *possible* from the genes of their ancestors. It was a metaphor for the arms race and nuclear anti-proliferation treaties, but still very applicable to the present discussion.

      Weird. Second time today a short story I read in the 80s applied to the discussion at hand.

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    9. Re:And then the olympics will die. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Umm. The olympics are already a freak show competition, as are all high level sporting events.

      Seriously. You don't get to be a world class athlete by being "normal". Why, for example, is having crazy high hematocrit because your ancestors have been gasping for air at MANYthousand feet above sea level since forever good, while having crazy high hematocrit because you've been shooting a little EPO evil?

      The whole thing looks particularly silly with the "biological passport" system they've been pushing. Because athletes are carefully selected freaks, they can't easily tell which ones are doping and which ones are just naturally high in testosterone or whatever(Wait! You mean that the world's best athletes are likely to have naturally high concentrations of chemicals that aid athletic performance? Shocking!). So, the idea is to do exhaustive historical testing, so as to decide what is "natural" for that athlete(rather than the current system of just assigning an arbitrary cutoff point).

    10. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you SEEN the swimmers? I know they're taking all sorts of tests to show they aren't doping, but perhaps they've just found another way.

      Yup. It's called "speedo".

    11. Re:And then the olympics will die. by AhtirTano · · Score: 1

      When gene splicing becomes a possibility, we'll talk again.

    12. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. As someone with no interest in ever doing professional sports, I think unlimited doping sounds like great fun to watch. Let a few he-men battle it out like demigods. I don't care if they get that way by training like fanatics or injecting themselves with teenage mutant ninja turtles goo. It is all the same to me - crap I would never do, even if I had the capacity to do it. Personally, I don't think doping ruins the sports from a spectators perspective. It makes the sports more exciting and toss in another element to the mix.

      That isn't to say we should allow doping. We disallow doping for health reasons and to make it so that you don't have to have a suicidal devotion to your sport... just a near suicidal devotion (do you think that much training is healthy?. That said, as far as pure entertainment goes, doping is great. The only thing that could make it better would be an arena, a few lions, and some more lax laws on pit fighting to the death.

    13. Re:And then the olympics will die. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Gene splicing will be local to the cells that are spliced. How do you test an athletes legs for gene splicing without seriously impacting their ability to train and compete?

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    14. Re:And then the olympics will die. by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In fact, by letting (and therefore FORCING) all competitors to get doped, we're just throwing our money at the big pharmas. Is that what a sports competition is about?

      Also, by effectively forcing all the competitors to get doped in order to stay competitive, you're also effectively forcing everyone who wants to try out to do the same thing. On down the chain it goes. So essentially every kid with dreams of making it into the Olympics will be encouraged to resort to increasingly dangerous performance enhancements from the get-go.

      There's just no reason to condone these sorts of practices. The summary says, "Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today â" a system designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, that fails on all counts." I don't see how encouraging athletes to out-steroid each other is going to help.

      If you buy into those sorts of things, then you may as well say, "What if we allowed people to murder each other without legal consequences? Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today-- a system designed to protect people, discourage violence, and punish the guilty, that fails on all counts. People murder other people and get away with it, while other people are falsely accused."

    15. Re:And then the olympics will die. by slig · · Score: 1

      No it couldn't be argued as the next step, failing to mention the next step towards what. Perhaps we should get comment from the dopers to see what the grand plan is, because all I'm seeing are liars and cheats.

      I thought the Olympics was a celebration of the the human body and it's driving will. Apparently I'm naive in this thinking and it's really just about drugs, money, superficial and ill-gotten prestige. Should we be looking forward to calling the competitors 'Players' at Olympics 2012: West Coast Pimps, Yo?

    16. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "WE" don't want a bunch of freak hulks? Ever see a shootem up computer game? Do they show lots of unmuscular competitors?

      Let people drug themselves into a crippled existence if they want, as long as we don't have to pay for their upkeep when they are no good at anything.

      Imagine:

      "You Might make a lot of money until you're about 25, then expect to crash, and crash hard. You'll look like 100 by age 30, and die soon after."

    17. Re:And then the olympics will die. by slartibart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you SEEN the swimmers? I know they're taking all sorts of tests to show they aren't doping, but perhaps they've just found another way. I'm wondering if some of them have an extra cloned lung or two, or a surgically expanded chest cavity, or somehting like that.

      The swimmers? They're not particularly muscular compared to other, more strength-based sports. Too much muscle makes you a bad swimmer (which is why there's virtually no steroid use in men's swimming).

      I was a world ranked swimmer and national finalist in the late 90's, and never took any illegal drugs. In fact, I didn't even use creatine. I was never offered illegal drugs by coaches, and never heard anyone mention them in a positive light. My interest in the sport wasn't to see how much attention I could get no matter the cost. I wanted to see what my (natural) limits were. I really can't vouch for the whole sport, but I can at least say with some confidence that some of my close friends were elite swimmers and didn't do any illegal drugs either. Our unusual V02 ability (compared to nonswimmers) was purely from hours and hours of hard training. I swam more than 25,000 miles in a span of about 10 years.

      That said, however, there certainly are cheaters in swimming. I just don't think it's very widespread. Fortunately, except for every 4 years, the whole world basically ignores swimming. That takes away a lot of motivation to cheat. There just isn't much money or fame in it.

    18. Re:And then the olympics will die. by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Yes

    19. Re:And then the olympics will die. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about Shark Skin? It was about which company had the best coefficient of drag through water. There were numerous world records broken at Sydney because of Shark Skin.

      And steroids aren't the only 'performance enhancing' things you can do. What about the biathlon, I've heard reports of people undergoing LASIK for no good reason other than they wanted better vision.

      Although they have gone overboard when they stripped the gold medal from the Canadian when he tested positive for Pot. Seriously, Pot as a performance enhancing drug?

    20. Re:And then the olympics will die. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we're going to make people ruining their lives with drugs a spectator sport, we really should go all the way. Give them some swords and throw in some lions (also drugged up, of course).

    21. Re:And then the olympics will die. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      People enjoy watching the Grand Prix, which is partially about the skill of the driver and partially about the skill of the engineers who design and build the car. What would be so different here? If you gave me the best car in the Grand Prix, I still probably couldn't win it, just as if you give me the best drug cocktail medical science can produce, I couldn't win at the Olympics.

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    22. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      The tissue sample taken doesn't have to be large. And if the splicing is done via retrovirus, then I would imagine (since I'm not a molecular biologist with gene-splicing experience, imagining will have to suffice :)) that the splicing would be non-selective enough that sampling could be done in a relatively non-intrusive manner.

      Or, since all the athletes are sampled, they all are hindered the same way, which makes it a level playing field... which is what we're after, correct?

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    23. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      The article argues that we're already there, that people use these drugs and that countries are already partially competing in the pharma scene. It's just that only the newest and most experimental drugs are getting through drug testing.

      If we allowed anyone to take anything, I'm sure it would raise the bar, but I doubt it would change other aspects of the competitors. They're already freaks, physically and mentally tuned way off from normal.

    24. Re:And then the olympics will die. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm also imagining, but I'm imagining introducing altered muscle fibers into the large muscles in the legs, and the sampling requiring many samples from all over the tissues in question to be effective (rats have muscle fibers that are faster and stronger than human muscles; if cells harvested from a human runner could be altered to express the rat muscle characteristics and then reintroduced into the body).

      Fantastic no doubt, but I'm not sure it is ridiculous.

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    25. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as Im concerned sports are about entertainment for fans and money for sponsors and athletes. Let em dope up, ruin their bodies working out, or use high-tech equipment.

      I think most of its probably a bad idea, but thats *their* problem, and if they cant control themselves...too bad.

    26. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of the Danish commentators for the swimming events is Mette Jacobsen. She is a former European champion swimmer, and I believe she managed to get in the finals of at least one of her events in each of the five olympics she participated in.

      She hasn't tried the suit, but has spent a lot of time talking to the swimmers, and the general consensus is that it will cut your times by about a second every 100 meters in the short evens, half that in the longer events. And interestingly that also seems to be the case when you look at the new records. Especially the olympic records, as they were all set before the suit.

      Now, while 1 second on 100 meters sounds like a lot - after all, a sprinter does that in about 10 seconds. But take freestyle - the fastest of the disciplines. World Record for 100 meter freestyle, set in 2000, is 47.84 seconds,or 2.09 meters/second. With the suit that should change to about 46.84 seconds or 2.13 meters/second. A "measly" 4 cm/second advantage.

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    27. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Kozz · · Score: 1

      McEnroe and King and Navratilova didn't use the same kind of tennis racquet that's popular in today's competition, either.

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    28. Re:And then the olympics will die. by retchdog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that the only reason for undergoing LASIK?

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    29. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Cool. I want my first plasmid to be inferno so I can shoot fire out of my hands. I'm sure they'll just look at me like another damn splicer though.

    30. Re:And then the olympics will die. by kramerd · · Score: 1

      There were numerous records broken at Sydney because athletes tend to get better when they train an additional 4 years. The same reason that records get broken every olympics. Granted, not every event has a new record every year, but look at Michael Phelps. He has set new world records in 5 golds (so far). It isnt just new equipment setting records; its better athletes, new training methods, etc.

      As for using it to improve your vision, why the hell else would you get LASIK? I wear glasses. If I were to get LASIK, my vision would be improved. If I didn't wear glasses, it probably would still improve my vision.

      Although I dont remember this occuring, the gold medal would be stripped for testing positive for marijuana because it was on the list of substances that were not allowed to be used by olympic athletes. It doesn't need to be performance enhancing to be illegal (and depending on the sport, marijuana could be performance enhancing as a muscle relaxer). I can't smoke crack and go to work, but it isnt because crack would give me an unfair advantage in my job. USe some common sense.

      Continuing the realm of common sense that you seem to completely ignore, steroids are not allowed because they easily can be abused and even if not have side effects that outweigh the benefits. In a contest of the limits of human ability, it defeats the purpose to use artificial methods of producing short term (thats right, when you stop using steroids, the benefit goes away) gains to reach those limits. It is not a pinnacle of human achievement to use steroids.

    31. Re:And then the olympics will die. by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Why not? I'd love to see this for boxing. When the hulking man-machines get the metric ton as a weight class, then I will truly believe we are living in the future.

    32. Re:And then the olympics will die. by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No normal person can even hope to compete with people who live to train.

      But they aren't "freaks" — Phelps, for example, is a perfectly normal 23-year old. The beach volleyball babes are quite attractive, and so on. They are normal, and the "living to train" is a choice a person can make — without also choosing to chemically alter their body.

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    33. Re:And then the olympics will die. by verbamour · · Score: 1

      These aren't the droids you're looking for. They've exhausted their collegiate eligibility...

    34. Re:And then the olympics will die. by maxume · · Score: 1

      It isn't a choice that any person can make. It is a choice that people at the extreme edge of human performance can choose to make. No one else can get the funding.

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    35. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Apparently the pool in Beijing is designed to minimize wave turbulence, thus leading to faster times. I dunno how effective it is at reducing drag for swimmers vs. the Speedo suit, but a lot of the stuff mentioned in the NPR article is stuff we use in tow tanks (where we test model ships for water resistance) to dissipate waves and get more accurate results.

    36. Re:And then the olympics will die. by mi · · Score: 1

      It is a choice that people at the extreme edge of human performance can choose to make. No one else can get the funding.

      Is that your excuse for being fat?..

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    37. Re:And then the olympics will die. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm a little heavy, but I'm not fat. I'm also 72 inches tall with a 32 inch inseam and ~35 inch waist. These are ridiculous proportions for speed and endurance sports, and I am simply not large enough to compete in most strength sports. Add in that I am not enormously motivated to complete (is this part of what makes an Olympic athlete?) and there you go.

      Way to go to the dirt though.

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    38. Re:And then the olympics will die. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Those athletes would be fairly easy to spot. Just look in their cabinets for immuno-suppression drugs or check their white cell count.

      Transplanted muscle is like any other transplant. Rejection is the critical concern.

      If you're going to go with gene-spliced athletes, at the moment, you have to do the gene splicing on the embryo before implantation.

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    39. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Magada · · Score: 1

      And why shouldn't we? Let's make duels legal again. I'd be willing to bet that no-one will go to jail for a "crime of passion" ever again. Not to mention the huge benefits to the body politic.

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    40. Re:And then the olympics will die. by unikussituation · · Score: 1

      quite so. refractive surgery is basically cosmetic surgery. the eye itself stays myopic or hyperopic (ok, it's different with astigmatism) with all the associated risks (e.g. angle closure glaucoma, retinal detachment). the only difference is that the refraction of the cornea has been adjusted (usually by thinning it) to fit the "length" of the globe... still, I'm not quite sure if there is that much of a benefit in refractive surgery for biathlets: especially 3-6 months after LASIK the ocular surface tends to be dryer than usual, which may cause irritation, a foreign body sensation, abnormal sensitivity to light and an increased need to blink. so the athlete in question may experience difficulties aiming. then of course this might even encourage him to aim faster and improve his time at the range...

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    41. Re:And then the olympics will die. by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Good point. Performance enhancing drugs generally increase an athletes capacity for training. Drugs don't suddenly make a couch potato competitive.

    42. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when I had it done the nurse that leaned over me had a fantastic chest. It was worth it for that alone.

    43. Re:And then the olympics will die. by sponga · · Score: 1

      Michael Phelp was making something like $5 million a year in endorsements starting recently.
      After the Olympics he will make something like $30 million.

      I think a lot of these guys see money in the future as being a coach, being the coach is where they ultimately want to be or open up their own pool. That coach won a gold medal, I want my kid to be taught by him and I am willing to pay good money.

      Majority do not make it as a coach though.

    44. Re:And then the olympics will die. by slartibart · · Score: 1

      Michael Phelp was making something like $5 million a year in endorsements starting recently. After the Olympics he will make something like $30 million.

      I think a lot of these guys see money in the future as being a coach, being the coach is where they ultimately want to be or open up their own pool. That coach won a gold medal, I want my kid to be taught by him and I am willing to pay good money.

      Majority do not make it as a coach though.

      Sorry but these are just laughable statements. Sure you can make millions swimming, all you have to do is be the winningest athlete in Olympic history! And if you don't win a lot of gold you get practically nothing. I'd recommend just being a lottery pick in the NBA, it's a lot easier. If you don't make that, you still make hundreds of thousands a year as a bench player.

      And you think being a swim coach is a way to make money! That is ridiculous. You have no idea how much being a swim coach sucks. You wake up at 5am every day and make about as much as a school teacher, if you're lucky. That's why talented swimmers don't coach, not because they "don't make it".

    45. Re:And then the olympics will die. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how you can call it mere cosmetic surgery. If the cornea has been adjusted to fit, then the eye as a whole isn't myopic anymore, right? It's just not-myopic in an artificial way. That's "cosmetic" the same way an artificial joint is cosmetic.

      I wasn't aware that myopia is a risk factor for glaucoma, but from what little I have googled, I haven't found a causal explanation. Isn't it possible that the adjustment of the cornea may reduce the increased risk for glaucoma?

      The side effects are unpleasant, but they are well-known and fairly consistent. Additional to what you listed, there are some vision degradation problems at high altitude due to pressure changes. I wouldn't get it done at the moment. Still, it's a fairly low-risk tradeoff as opposed to high doses of anabolic steroids.

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    46. Re:And then the olympics will die. by unikussituation · · Score: 1

      there is more to myopia than just anomalous refraction. refractive surgery just does away with glasses/contacts. the myopic globe is elongated (just as the hyperopic globe is sort of "squashed"), so to speak, while the refractive properties of cornea, lens and vitreous remain essentially the same. this results in the focus point of the picture being formed in front of the retina, instead of on it. glasses or contact lenses just move the focus point back on the retina. in refractive surgery the properties of the cornea are changed to the same effect. but... refractive anomalies are just the most obvious signs of a myopic or hyperopic globe. as the myopic globe is longr than usual, the retina tends to be "stretched more thinly", as there is more strain on the retina in myopic eyes, there tend to be more degenerative areas which might form holes or even lead to retinal detachments. refractive surgery of the cornea doesn't fix that. also, hyperopic eyes are rather "shorter" than normal eyes, meaning that especially the anterior chamber and the chamber angle are more flat. this may constitute a predesposition for angle closure glaucoma. this also isn't fixed by refractive surgery, though it is usually improved through cataract surgery (but that's an entirely different subject). also the thinning out of the cornea which takes place during photorefractive surgery leads to erroneously low measurements of intraocular pressure, usualy by 3-4 Torr. this is due to the fact that all measurement of intraocular pressure is usually just registering how the cornea is deformed by a certain external pressure. if the cornea is thinner, the same pressure will allow further deformation and thus result in a lower registered IOP (though to be fair most ophthalmologists will measure corneal thickness and compensate accordingly).

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    47. Re:And then the olympics will die. by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Although they have gone overboard when they stripped the gold medal from the Canadian when he tested positive for Pot. Seriously, Pot as a performance enhancing drug?

      He appealed the decision and got his gold medal back.

    48. Re:And then the olympics will die. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Great explanation, thanks! Although I just have astigmatism, I wish that the various people who've poked at my eyes could have been arsed to tell me this sort of thing whilst they were shining lights and paralyzing them.

      There was another comment here on slashdot about someone's journey through steroidal eye drops, cataracts and (thoroughly successful) glaucoma surgery. It gave me the willies; apparently they basically slough off the whole cornea and replace?

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    49. Re:And then the olympics will die. by unikussituation · · Score: 1

      er... depends on what you refer to. cataract is an affliction of the lens. with increasing age the lens tends to get more opaque, though electromagnetic irradiation, steroids or diabetes (to mention a few) may speed up the process. standard procedure is to liquefy the opaque lens with an ultrasound probe, suck it up and replace it with an artifical lens, made of acrylic glass (or silicone). now glaucoma surgery is something entirely different; there are several procedures, some involving lasers. the problem with glaucoma is elevated intraocular pressure, or rather intraocular pressure that has reached the point where it is too high for the individual optic nerve to be supplied with enough blood (it's a matter of balance). thus, fibers of the optic nerve get "malnourished" and eventually die off. this results in loss of the visual field, and in the end in blindness. since no strategies to get the optic nerve to regenerate have so far been overly successful, there is basically just one thing to do: lower intraocular pressure to a point where it will be low enough to allow sufficient blood to reach the optic nerve. this can be done with medication, or surgically. in surgery there are two options; enhance outflow of the aqueous humour to lower pressure, or decrease aqueous production. the former is done e.g. by widening schlemm's canal or by creating a fistula, an artificial outflow, usually through the sclera under the conjunctiva. the latter is done by destroying (cryo- or lasercoagulation) part of the ciliary body, the part of the eye where the aqueous is produced. this is of course just a quick overview... the cornea is only replaced when it has been damaged beyond repair- or when it is opaque while the eye remains functional.

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  8. Oblig. bad Car Analogy by onkelonkel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Have 2 classes, stock (unmodified) and top fuel (no limits or restrictions).

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    1. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by srmalloy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And establish a rule that, once you compete in the Unlimited Games, you are forever barred from competing in an unaugmented event, regardless of sport.

    2. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Actually it's an excellent analogy... problem is it too won't work. People will continue to hide it in order to have an edge in the non-doped class.

      Though in principal it would be interesting to see how the dynamics would work... for example, could a non-doped athelete beat the best doped athelete. Would people prefer to watch the doped or non-doped events? For example, heavyweight boxing is the most watched boxing class... but the speed and agility of the lower weight classes tend to make them more entertaining to actually watch.

      And what could the positive ramifications be for the public... could it spur the development of a new fitness wonder drug that would essentially make all of us computer nerds more healthy? Could it instead make it more obvious how bad doping is for your body and reduce highschool locker room steriod use?

      I kinda like your idea!

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    3. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Top Fuel has restrictions (to slow, or seem to slow down cars). Even the fuel mixture is now regulated. Engine size, dimensions, fuel composition, gear ratios, No of Spark plugs.

      And I believe they have now shortened the track to 1000ft.

      Seems driving cars with low air pressure tires at 340mph isn't all that safe. Go figure.

      Bottom line, what we really want is good competition. What that requires is level playing field. So set the level at a point you can enforce it.

      Bring back the amateur athletes! Anyone that can workout for 5 hours a day is not an amateur - they need a day job.

    4. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot 'Demolition Derby' for the worn out wrecks.

    5. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by BPPG · · Score: 1

      That might be a good idea, but it automatically causes a divide between athletes, since an athlete could only reasonably train to be one or the other, switching from one side to the other would be a long and difficult and possibly risky process no matter which camp you migrated from.

      And then, the doped games would be a lot more popular then the clean games, since even the dope haters will want to watch.

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    6. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Have 2 classes, stock (unmodified) and top fuel (no limits or restrictions).

      If you're going to allow unlimited drug use (immediately eliminating all genetic difference between men and women) why not just skip strait to the conclusion???

      Cheetahs in track and field.
      Dolphins in water polo and freestyle swims.
      etc.

      With unlimited drugs and genetic engineering, it's only a matter of time before athletes start growing extra pairs of legs, gills, fins, etc. With a few more advancements, it's going to be extremely difficult to determine if a participant qualifies as "human" anymore.

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    7. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've argued the same... called it the Super Modified and unmodifed divisions. For those who chose the Super Modifed, take whatever and as much as you want. When you body crashes, you're on your own. You take the risk, you pay the price.

      How to make the unmodified division the more respected is as yet unknown to me.

    8. Re:Oblig. bad Car Analogy by roggg · · Score: 1

      Problem solved. Just like having 2 classes (male and female) has solved all problems relating to gender verification, gender fraud, and how to deal with transgendered athletes right? People will push the limits whatever they are. Having no limits is not an option as it forces competitors to compromise their own health and safety in order to compete. The current system is probably as good as it gets. It stigmatizes cheatings, and makes it at least possible to compete (in most events anyway) without doping.

  9. Are you not entertained?!? by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we should give them steroids & in the case of American Football, chainsaws as well.

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    1. Re:Are you not entertained?!? by a_real_bast... · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Are you not entertained?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space Marines with Chainsaws woot!!!!

    3. Re:Are you not entertained?!? by Teux · · Score: 1

      We just need to bring bloodbowl to life. Nothing better than a treeman with a chainsaw to entertain the masses.

    4. Re:Are you not entertained?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have a game like this for my original playstation... It was something like a mix between football and socker, with a hint of action movie.

    5. Re:Are you not entertained?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would pay good money to see a real-life Blood Bowl.

  10. A couple of hundred years later... by Channard · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. and your average starting line will look like they've been made in Spore's Creature Creator.

    1. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by RingDev · · Score: 0

      ...

      How could they perform with those giant cocks and balls though!?!?

      -Rick

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    2. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I suppose Penis-men would be highly aerodynamic.

    3. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by chillax137 · · Score: 1

      I play sports and seem to do pretty well...they shouldn't have a problem

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    4. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Despite the claim of the emails you might receive, those kind of drugs don't actually increase the size of your member. Thus I doubt they would resemble creatures of Spore, at least the large majority of them with sizable manhoods.

    5. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The OTHER kind of sports. That's what he meant.

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    6. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by qoncept · · Score: 1

      Or they would look a lot like they do today. I think nearly everyone in America horribly underestimates the number of pro football players that have juiced.

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    7. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      He, you still think organics will have a chance? How naive!

    8. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. and your average starting line will look like they've been made in Spore's Creature Creator.

      Errr...More like a couple of decades later. Ever compare bodybuilding 50 years ago compared to the monsters walking around Golds today? "Female" tennis pros in the last decade? Rather "mannish" would be an understatement.

      Drugs or no drugs, another 20 years worth of "evolution" in competitive sports will result in Ah-nold being "average".

    9. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the claim of the emails you might receive, those kind of drugs don't actually increase the size of your member.

      How would you know? hmmmmmmm!!??!

    10. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll have really big reproductive organs? I don't get it.

    11. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a bunch of penises?

      At least football would become popular in San Francisco again.

    12. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      It'll be a race of Penis-shaped contestants?

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    13. Re:A couple of hundred years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bunch of penis-monsters?

  11. The New Special Olympics by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    Games for doped-up, junk heads. Their tongues will eventually be hanging out of their mouths at one point in time.

  12. I think the problem is by colmore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that what might, in some argument be a sensible behavior for a professional athlete or a full time adult amateur athlete is in no way sensible for young athletes who are essentially practicing in a very publicized hobby.

    Calling open season in the upper tiers of athletics would certainly have the effect of more young folks (and hell even that guy who cares too much about company soft ball) doing more drugs, and that isn't healthy and it isn't good.

    I don't believe in the criminalization of drugs myself, but for something so explicitly about the body, athletics should really not be helping sell young people on the idea of dangerous chemical recreation.

    I hate the drug war, but it is important to note that our world would be a lot better without certain drugs.

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    1. Re:I think the problem is by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

      Without these drugs, lot of people who take them to cope with life would probably opt-out of life instead.

    2. Re:I think the problem is by fermion · · Score: 1
      The issue is the young athletes. This is not a 'think about the children' rant, just a matter of public policy, and a proven trend of kids destroying their body to become star athletes. Parents and schools are allowing kids to engage in sports at early ages that damage their bodies. And what for? A maybe 5% chance of getting a partial scholarship to college, or a not more than 0.05% of making it into a pro sport?

      Now some might state that if a parent wants to damage a kid, then that is ok, but who pays for it? It is us that pays the insurance rates and fund the school special services. I don't think that any parent intentionally damages a kid, but who many think that the level of practice is going to tear and ACL, and an ACl is not easily repaired in a prescription steroid, especially when their kids is never getting picked for the team?

      We can go even further. In many places simple sports like soccer and baseball and track are simply not funded. Though these are very excited and meet all exercise requirements for kids, and soccer in particular can be played with minimal gear, schools spend huge amounts of money funding the most expensive and dangerous sport: football. Then they complain that there is not enough funding to buy enough safety equipment and kids get hurt. Kids getting hurt apparently does not increase the funding or shift sports to equally beneficial and cheaper sports. I am not saying these sports are safe,and if pushed kids will still risk injury, but they are somewhat safer.

      So, in this environment when a significant percentage of pediatric injuries are sports related, and there seems little desire to limit these injuries, is there any doubt that coaches and parents will dope the kids? And while such doping may not do significant harm in adults, I think it will likely do significant harm in kids. And do we want to the schools that have to accommodate these kids?

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    3. Re:I think the problem is by volxdragon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Thus solving the demand side of the equation...

    4. Re:I think the problem is by Specter · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the issue is the young athletes who are eventually going to have to participate in doping if they want to have a chance of competing at the professional level.

      The problem is that below a certain age you can't reasonably be considered to be able to give informed consent and that is exactly what you'd want to have for a practice that might have significant future negative health outcomes. If the kids can't give informed consent, that throws it back on the parents.

      So, do we give parents the right to choose for their child a cosmetic (for lack of a better word) medical procedure that has a high probability of negative long term outcomes? Is a better chance of winning a game an outcome that has a value to society that's greater than the considerations of the child's health?

      I'd argue that for something as trivial as winning a sporting event, we'd want to err on the side of caution and not make a choice for a child that we have a reasonable expectation will turn out poorly for them later in life.

      If an adult wants to take those chances, well, that's another discussion. However, I don't see how you can allow adults to do it without it naturally flowing back to becoming a requirement for children.

    5. Re:I think the problem is by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      I agree. It will look very hypocritical, ironic, and stupid when certain drugs that could be helpful to humanity (Mescaline, LSD, Cannabis) are banned while the use of harmful drugs like steroids is encouraged.

    6. Re:I think the problem is by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Calling open season in the upper tiers of athletics would certainly have the effect of more young folks (and hell even that guy who cares too much about company soft ball) doing more drugs, and that isn't healthy and it isn't good.

      I don't believe in the criminalization of drugs myself, but for something so explicitly about the body, athletics should really not be helping sell young people on the idea of dangerous chemical recreation.

      I hate the drug war, but it is important to note that our world would be a lot better without certain drugs.

      If I really thought about it, I'd take the opposite view point. Every medical and recreational drug should be available for over the counter sales anywhere that sells drugs. Would I ever take heroin, crack, smoke or drink? Nope, but I won't stop you from trying it. Now if I would like to go and find the 10 most commonly needed emergency drugs and would like to keep them on hand "just encase." How many of those are licensed to where only certain medical people can even handle them? True. I don't have the knowledge to properly use said drugs, but if I had said drugs, I'd really, really make an effort to follow the directions if I ever really felt that I needed them.

      Now think of "recreational & enhancement" drugs. I don't smoke & drink, but maybe you do. I do like caffeine in my drinks though. Those are all recreational drugs. If I wanted to take speed to stay up, why shouldn't I be allowed knowing its effects? There are military enhancement drugs as well that your average athlete might really love, but wouldn't want to use for long because it could have negative effects.

      If you really wanted a catch all law. You'd outlaw knowingly giving others drugs and doing/being too stupid while under the influence of your drug. That's all you really need. (Heck, even let your average cop define what "too stupid" is.) The knowingly giving others drugs would apply to emergency medical people giving you drugs that you don't want, those that hook others on drugs that they didn't want, and those that give others "date rape" drugs.

      How would emergency medical practices change if they weren't allowed to give you any drugs without your pre-approval of any of the drugs to be used? We could do it. We could either use medical dog tags with what drugs that we allow or have a national data base with our biometric ID and drug preferences and if we are ever in an accident then they'd have to query the db before being allowed to give you anything. This would be in your interest. The doctors wouldn't be allowed to make decisions; you'd have to approve every action taken. It would either work really well or very badly.

    7. Re:I think the problem is by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      The world being better without alcohol and tobacco.

      Fixed that for ya

      The official 2006 Australian statistics figures for deaths from drugs.

      Tobacco 19,000

      Alcohol 2,871

      All illegal drugs 864

      So yeah, the world would be a better place without the legal drugs.

    8. Re:I think the problem is by colmore · · Score: 1

      I agree, I'd wipe out alcohol and tobacco with the heroin and crack as well if it were possible, but it isn't.

      Now that doesn't mean they should be criminal, but they should be discouraged with social pressure and cultural choices.

      Such as not letting athletes publicly use performance enhancing drugs.

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  13. Let the Market Decide by rshol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Create an Open or Unlimited category where all manner of doping is legal and an Pure category. Let athletes decide which to participate in fans which to watch. My bet is the Pure category dies in 2-3 years from lack of interest. The Ancient Greeks would not have understood our aversion to doing whatever it takes to win.

    1. Re:Let the Market Decide by JimFive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree a bit. I think that the Pure (or as a previous poster called it, "Stock") category would garner greater respect because we like to imagine that we could do these things with enough effort. I think that the Unlimited category would become a spectacle like the WWE that no one took seriously.

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    2. Re:Let the Market Decide by nlawalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My bet is that athletes would continue to hide their doping so that they could win the Pure category, and the Open category dies in 2-3 years from lack of interest.

      There is no glory in taking the drugs, only in winning.

    3. Re:Let the Market Decide by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Implementing a split system would require that a confirmed failed drug test would ban the athlete from the Pure Category for life. Anything less wouldn't work.

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    4. Re:Let the Market Decide by nlawalker · · Score: 1

      But that comes back to the problem discussed in the summary - the tests are unreliable and not well calibrated, and the secrecy and accusations would continue. Athletes would first try their luck not getting caught in the Pure category (why not?), turning the Open category into a trash can of athletes caught cheating.

      They don't *want* to take the drugs, they just want to win.

    5. Re:Let the Market Decide by t0rkm3 · · Score: 0

      Not really.

      The Open events are the most contested in PowerLifting in federations that have the option.

      I won several events and regionals because I am lifetime drug-free and lift raw(no compression suits) and there were only two or three other competitors.

      It's sad but the winners wants not only to be a winner but also the baddest mutha out there. The consequences be damned.

      Luckily, I'm ok with maintaining my ability to process lipids normally because my liver is okie-dokie, and being able to walk up several flights of stairs because I didn't get fat so that the equipment has more surface area to push against.

    6. Re:Let the Market Decide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree about the separation, at least. It's a different endeavor altogether. The Pure category is trying to get the best performance out of traditional body, with traditional input. The Unlimited category is trying to get the best performance, period, and the only limitation is that they *start* with a traditional human body.

      But I think the seeds of ridiculousness should be apparent. The Unlimited category is about engineering more than it is about people; people are only a limitation in that category. Pure is about reaching your limits, and Unlimited is about changing your limits. When we look at other sports that are more obviously about engineering, like NASCAR, we find that in order to keep them enjoyable and even remotely safe we have to force standardization on the participants. NASCAR wouldn't be better or more fun to watch if we let them take whatever they wanted out onto the track; it would die off very rapidly as a farce.

      The emotional *force* of sporting events comes from competition under subjectively similar circumstances. We decide what similarities matter, or at least our culture as a whole does. If you come up with a different anatomical technique for high-jumping then you're an icon; if you just dope up you're a loser. In both circumstances you won by changing the equation, but one is acceptable and the other is not. It doesn't have to make sense from some completely objective, alien viewpoint. It's just based on what we happen to value. We value enormous effort, intelligent sacrifice, dedication, poise, and natural affinity, anatomy or talent. We don't value doping. Doping doesn't increase the difficulty, only the results. In fact it would increase the difficulty even less if it were legal; right now it does at least increase risk of failure by disqualification.

      In a nutshell, sporting is different than engineering. We don't have to be able to explain how, we still know it's true. We aren't interested in competitive engineering.

  14. No more old athletes? by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    Well, you won't have athletes with careers that span decades. Their bodies will break down well before that due to doping.

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    1. Re:No more old athletes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe. Or you might see reasonable users of steroids being able to recover faster and stay in the game longer. The drugs have valid uses. It is the abuse of them that causes a problem.

      If it wasn't for the stigma of steroids, use of them for your average Joe might be prescribed steroids to recover and retain muscle mass after
      surgery.

    2. Re:No more old athletes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shows what YOU know.

      Barry Bonds would have retired 8 years ago if he hadn't taken steroids. Steroids and Growth Hormone are the most effective compounds for increasing healing rates in muscle, connective tissue, and bone.

      Longer sports careers are made possible by pharmaceuticals, not the other way around.

    3. Re:No more old athletes? by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Olympic athletes with careers that span decades are the exception, not the rule. It's difficult to maintain that level of performance whether or not you take drugs.

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    4. Re:No more old athletes? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      And here I was all ready to make the argument that pharmaceuticals are made possible by longer sports careers. Thanks for shutting me down before I even got started, jerk.

  15. Yeah, that makes total sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we cannot stop the cheaters, who are a minor population of gaming, lets just let them cheat. *rolls eyes*

    Uh huh, THEN what sort of image will you be sending then?

    Sorry Johnny, you cannot be a runner, you don't have the right drugs pumping through your system...

    1. Re:Yeah, that makes total sense... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      If little Johnny is promising in his drive and "natural talent" (whatever that is), I'm sure he can get his school coach to get him started on an effective pharmaceutical regimen.

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  16. Nature. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At lease IMHO, these games, much like sports, are all about seeing the human body at it's best. These are people who are supposed to train and put themselves pretty much through hell and back, but to allow doping would mean that anyone could simply pop something and instantly be equal to someone who may have worked 5 years on his strengths.

    1. Re:Nature. by xenn · · Score: 1

      At lease IMHO, these games, much like sports, are all about seeing the human body at it's best. These are people who are supposed to train and put themselves pretty much through hell and back, but to allow doping would mean that anyone could simply pop something and instantly be equal to someone who may have worked 5 years on his strengths.

      Well, hopefully the athlete who just trained for 5 years might have the common sense to not enter enter a competition that allows doping?

  17. Re:No by Aphoxema · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Not even if their healthy lives depend on it?

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  18. because it is not transferable genetically by anselmhook · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Children of doping athletes have a higher incidence of deformity: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/children-of-doping-athletes-deformed/2007/10/31/1193618974100.html The point of the olympics includes an ideal of finding out our limits, and improving them. The problem with doping is the same one with modern news: it favors the individual instance instead of favoring the system. It is not sustainable, nor durable over the long haul... and by long haul I mean multi-generational.

    1. Re:because it is not transferable genetically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so the Olympics is a contest in eugenics. Doping would just ruin its reputation, I guess.

    2. Re:because it is not transferable genetically by karlwilson · · Score: 1

      The problem with doping is the same one with modern news: it favors the individual instance instead of favoring the system.

      Well said.

    3. Re:because it is not transferable genetically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But somewhere, there is an absolute limit. Man cannot run 100 meter in say 1 second. Current WR is about 9-10 second I think? So obviously somewhere between 1 and 10, there is the final 100 meter time, to stand for all time (assuming a somewhat steady definition of "man").

      This is isn't exactly sustainable or durable over the long haul either.

  19. cheating by jonpublic · · Score: 1

    So is problem with doping is that people are cheating or that people are doing dangerous things?

    I think the problem here is that they assume people won't cheat if safe drugs are made legal.

    Unless you legalize everything, that doesn't make sense, because the incentive to cheat will still be there. It gives you a competitive advantage even if it makes your skull giant like Barry Bonds and shrinks your nads.

    I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm not interested in watching athletes that are doped up. Great example for the kids, because you know that if you allow it at the professional levels, its eventually going to bleed down into high school and junior high sports.

  20. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You should join the debate club with that incredible logic you're using.

  21. Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The test that cost Landis his victory and title is actually very well calibrated - he got tripped up by the amount of testosterone in his blood that is not produced by his own body, as identified by carbon-isotope markers.

    That said, legalized doping will still lead to issues, as there will always be something that is unsafe and illegal to take, and which will be taken by unscrupulous athletes. Sadly, there is no way to prevent cheating, unless you simply say "no rules". And then I expect someone to show up with an aircraft carrier at a water polo game.

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    1. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by Sounder40 · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that you RTFA, specifically Donald Berry's article where he analyzed this specific case. Worth a read, even if you think Landis is guilty.

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    2. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Didn't see Berry's article. Thanks for pointing that out, as it was indeed very informative. It's rare to find people point out the difference between sensitivity and specificity.

      That said, my understanding is that all of his process points were addressed during the investigation, and his issues with sample size are incorrect. The specificity of two samples is not 95% - it's not a single measurement for each pair of samples, it is two completely separate measurements. As a result, the likelihood of a false positive for both samples in a pair is 0.25% (0.05^2).

      The point that Barry missed is that a single positive result is unremarkable. Two positive results from two samples collected at the same time is very remarkable. It seems that his statistical approach was solid, but he missed a lot of the science behind the issues.

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    3. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by badbart · · Score: 1

      That assumes that the test doesn't have a systematic error. If you are systematically biasing the results (and in the case of the lab that did the Tour de France testing, since their procedures and logs aren't published, we'll never know if they are biasing the results), any number of positives is no more remarkable than 1.

    4. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I was responding to Berry's general comment on doping tests, not whether one particular lab was fucked beyond salvation.

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    5. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If the specificity is 95%, and 8 samples are taken, the likelihood of a false positive in two or more cases is not a quarter of a percent, but closer to about 7%. Probability is hard. Which still leaves a big unknown: what IS the specificity, anyway? was 95% a reasonable assumption?

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    6. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Incorrect assessment. It doesn't matter whether any 2 of 8 samples shows a positive result. It matters whether two specific samples show positive results, and it doesn't matter a lick whether any of the other 6 samples show positive results.

      Probability is hard. Even harder is to properly understand how to apply it.

      As for what the specifity is - good question, and I don't know. It'd be important information.... though I suspect 95% and above is a fairly good assumption.

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    7. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Incorrect assessment. It doesn't matter whether any 2 of 8 samples shows a positive result. It matters whether two specific samples show positive results, and it doesn't matter a lick whether any of the other 6 samples show positive results.

      Err.. why, then? Is there something that selects those two particular samples as important other than that they happened to be the ones that came up positive?

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    8. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You always have a sample A and sample B. The two samples are collected at the same time. You cannot test positive without sample A AND sample B showing a positive response. If there are 8 samples, it simply means that there are 4 pairs of samples. The athlete cannot test positive without both samples in a pair coming back positive. All 4 A samples could come back positive, but if no B sample comes back positive, the athlete is determined to be clean.

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    9. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well that's.. a little better.. or a lot worse.

      It's still not .25%, though, since there were three other pairs. It's more like 1%, and even that is presupposing that whatever "random" factors contribute to false positive are at the lab-level, rather than the sample-level.

      So.. we can definitely say that for this hypothetical case we're trying to map to the real case of landis' results, the false positive rate is somewhere between 1% and 19%, to be determined by the addition of another undetermined factor: the ratio of {things in the sample that cause false positive} to {things in the lab that cause false positive}

      Remember also that the question posed by the article was not, "what are the odds landis was doping." or even, "what are the odds of a particular chain of sample results" (since that is influence by the "chance" landis was doping) but rather, "assuming landis was NOT doping, what are the odds of positive test results at least one pair of samples?"

      And of course, it gets worse, because Landis himself could have physiological factors which further reduce the selectivity of the testing regimen. IIRC, that claim was specifically made by his advocates.

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    10. Re:Synthetic Testosterone by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Assuming a specificity of 95%, the probability of one false positive in 4 sets of 2 samples is exactly 1% (minus some rounding). If we assume a specificity of 99%, that probability becomes 0.04%. The quality of the lab and Landis' physiological make-up were not part of the discussion in the paper. Those points were extensively discussed during the hearings, and were all dismissed - especially Landis' claim that he's special.

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  22. Oblig. Futurama Quote by oneiros27 · · Score: 5, Funny

    FARNSWORTH: He's good, alright. But he's no Clem Johnson. And Johnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory.

    BENDER: Clem Johnson? That skin bag wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old Robot Leagues! Now Wireless Joe Jackson, there was a blern hitting machine!

    LEELA: Exactly! He was a machine designed to hit blerns! I mean, come on, Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.

    BENDER: Oh, and I suppose Pitchomat 5000 was just a modified howitzer?

    LEELA: Yep.

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    1. Re:Oblig. Futurama Quote by Stormie · · Score: 2, Funny

      FRY: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

  23. Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this is all a confusion of symptoms with causes. Sure, the current standoff between doping and dopers has created a somewhat unpleasant situation, but I think it goes deeper than just the doping. The real problem, as far as I'm concerned at least, is that high level competitive sports on nearly every front exist in a culture concerned only with winning--at any cost. Doping, the lack of sportsmanlike conduct, and all the other problems in high level competition--the way I see it these things all stem from such a strong emphasis on winning over simply playing the game for its own sake. I don't think legalizing doping, or finally preventing it completely, either way, will solve the problems we see. We'll just see a new symptom of the deeper ill manifest. What really needs to change is the whole culture of sports.

    My two cents anyway.

    1. Re:Garbage by genner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think this is all a confusion of symptoms with causes. Sure, the current standoff between doping and dopers has created a somewhat unpleasant situation, but I think it goes deeper than just the doping. The real problem, as far as I'm concerned at least, is that high level competitive sports on nearly every front exist in a culture concerned only with winning--at any cost. Doping, the lack of sportsmanlike conduct, and all the other problems in high level competition--the way I see it these things all stem from such a strong emphasis on winning over simply playing the game for its own sake. I don't think legalizing doping, or finally preventing it completely, either way, will solve the problems we see. We'll just see a new symptom of the deeper ill manifest. What really needs to change is the whole culture of sports.

      My two cents anyway.

      Playing the game for it's own sake goes out the window the second you start paying a athlete. As long as your paycheck depends on winning your not going to play for the love of the game.

    2. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Doping, the lack of sportsmanlike conduct, and all the other problems in high level competition--the way I see it these things all stem from such a strong emphasis on winning over simply playing the game for its own sake.

      Well, first off, the reason to play a competitive gamre is to win, not to play the game. That's why it's called a competition. I, for one, do not relish the thought of a "group swim for the fun of swimming" event at the olympics :)

      That said, I recently read a piece in NJ Monthly about the Special Olympics, where a young girl with Downs Syndrome & some other issues was winning a race, and slowed down to hold hands with a competitor to cross the finish line together. Somehow I can't imagine that happening at the regular Olympics, but boy would that make me start to view the world with a little optimism.

      another example is of a softball player who hit a home run, but blew out her knee, in her last college appearance. Members of the opposing team picked her up and carried her around the bases, since the rules forbade members of her own team from doing so.

      Sportmanship is hard to find in professional sports (and yes, for the most part, olympic athletes are professionals), but it exists at other levels. Sometimes it even exists at the professional level, like in soccer... an example would be when a player is injured, and the other team kicks the ball out of bounds to give a stop in play... and then the favor is returned whenthe injured player's team gives the ball back when play resumes. I just wish it were publicized better, and given attention at the professional level.

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    3. Re:Garbage by schnikies79 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh bullshit. So if you love your job, and you're getting paid to do it, you don't really love it. Being an athlete is their job. Guess what? If I don't do what I'm asked to do at work, I get fired too, yet I still follow the rules.

      I know some professional athletes (I used to work for a pro football team), they love the sport, they live it, they breath it. They have a passion for it that trumps about anything else.

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    4. Re:Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I'll put it another way: play to win, but not because of the win.

      I speak as someone who has fenced competitively, and intends to get back into the tournament game, and I can tell you with absolute, COMPLETE certainty that most fencers I've ever known ALWAYS fence because it's what they love to do. Fencing at tournaments (I, for example, have participated in the Pacific Coast Championships, Nationals, and Junior Olympics in my youth) was definitely a thrill, but I did not go there "just to win." I went there because I enjoy the sport and relish the opportunity to compete against skilled sportsmen, each of whom presents a unique challenge. If I were to ever practice my sport at the Olympics (hey, we can always wish, right? :), I would do it for the love of playing my sport. A gold medal would be icing. Believe me or not as you choose, but it's the truth. That said, I have the advantage of fencing not being very prominent in modern sports culture, and I honestly hope to god it stays that way.

      Also, I ask you forgive my tendency towards exaggeration, but I didn't necessarily mean that sportsmanship is NEVER seen in modern sports. And even as you seem to recognize sportsmanship differs among the various sports cultures, with soccer/football being a more civilized example. I really blame the fans more than the professionals for perverting the culture of a lot of sports.

    5. Re:Garbage by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      Playing the game for it's own sake goes out the window the second you start paying a athlete. As long as your paycheck depends on winning your not going to play for the love of the game.

      Perhaps the same could be said of programming or engineering.

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    6. Re:Garbage by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I've played plenty of games where I've lost but still had fun. The competition is part of the fun, winning is great, but it's not the only thing in sport that's enjoyable. Training yourself to overcome the nervousness and stress of a close game, watching your skills improve, watching the skills of your teammates improve, that's all really exciting stuff. Maybe at the top professional level, the final score is all that's important. But for the 99.99% of the population who doesn't get paid to play sports, there's still room for other motivation.

      I play beach volleyball not just because I like to win, but also because it's a fun game, it's decent exercise, and it's a very social activity. I generally prefer winning over losing, but I have much more fun getting my ass kicked on a higher skill level net than I do going on a beginners net and just tearing it up.

      So I guess my point is, playing the game in and of itself is a pretty good reason for sport. Competition is an important part of it, because without that, what would be the motivation to improve your skills?

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    7. Re:Garbage by fumblebruschi · · Score: 1

      In 1905 the president of Harvard, Charles Eliot, decided to end the college's football program because he thought it was teaching the students the wrong lesson: namely, that winning is more important than doing your best. It took the intervention of the US President (Teddy Roosevelt) to get him to allow football to continue.

      Personally I think Eliot was right. I followed sports closely when I was younger, but I don't any more, largely because I don't like the win-at-any-cost mentatlity that is responsible for the steroid issue as well as many others. I don't think I need to defend my position, either. I had no rational reason to follow sports in the first place (neither does anyone else), so I don't need a rational reason to stop.

    8. Re:Garbage by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to play a game for it's own sake if you're doing it for fun. But if you want to go out there and engage in your endeavour seriously, then it's all about winning. It's about self confidence, pride in onself and one's achivements, and discipline. It's about pushing onself to accomplish something, even if there's someone better than you, you know you've done the absolute best you could, and you can be proud of that. If you play for fun, then you're not playing at your best, and you'll always think, "I can beat him if I played seriously." You'll always be the champion in your own mind, while going nowhere in reality. And that means you'll never feel the sense of accomplishment or achivement.

      Winning is how you determine who's better, and who can play at what level. When you're good at something, it's not worth your while to compete seriously against an amatuer. You want to compete against people who are as good as you, or better. These are the people worth competing against, and worth striving to beat. If you don't compete to win, you'll never know where you're standing, and realize your potential. Or, as I previously mentioned, you'll delude yourself and simply not go anywhere.

      To be able to even qualify for the olympics and world championships, to be able to compete with the best of the best from all around the world, that alone is something worthy of being proud of. And to be able to beat them, that's even better. And until you understand how that feels, you'll never understand why people compete to win. Your drivel about how people should play for the sake of playing smacks of the everybody-is-a-winner-and-nobody-is-a-loser mentality. And that mentality is what's destroying the US today.

      Striving to win isn't the disease. The disease is winning for the sake of the trail of money that follows. Not even fame from winning would do such a thing, as fame is a popularity contest, and people who cheat quickly fall out of favor from the populace. It's money.

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    9. Re:Garbage by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is why the Olympics are SUPPOSED to be an amateur (i.e. your paycheck does not depend on it) competition.

      They should enforce that rule. Near the olympics they keep playing commercials about the poor athletes, we should donate to help them, such and such a company is really good because it gives money to olympians...

      Amateur athletes should have to work to support themselves, and train for their sport in their spare time. That's what makes them amateur athletes.

    10. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      I definitely get where you're coming from, as a former avid fencer (sabre, from before it was electric). I was always frustrated by the rampant cheating by judges who trained at the same academy (the most egregious I encountered was the Masters' Academy in northern NJ)... I used to get in trouble with my teammates for acknowledging touches I felt were wrongly awarded to me :)

      Out of curiosity, what weapon did you fence?

      That said, I have the advantage of fencing not being very prominent in modern sports culture, and I honestly hope to god it stays that way

      Heh heh, I understand completely... both for the purity of the sport and for the ease of being a big fish in a little pond. Out of all the sports I played competitively (football, lacrosse, fencing at the high school level), fencing was the only one where I could compete at the highest level, and while some of that had to do with work and athletic ability, a lot of it had to do with the shallowness of the athletic pool, I think (sorry for the mixed metaphor). If I had the funds and time to devote myself to fencing year-round, like most of the people I competed against, I think it would have been easy to place in the top 1 or 2 in the state, instead of the top 5.

      What region do you live in now? I'm looking to get back into fencing, simply as a good way to get into shape, and am looking for a club to train with (North/central NJ).

      As for the existence of sportmanship in professional sports, I agree it is there in different degrees... and the fans are part of the problem, but I really feel it's systemic. From ownership (some of the worst abusers, since *profit* is usually their primary motive) to officials, from fans to athletes, sportsmanship is barely rewarded at the professional level. Who cares if you won the "good sport" award if you lost the championship?

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    11. Re:Garbage by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It didn't used to be. Sportsmanship used to be THE important thing. Sportsmen were gentlemen first, and WOULD sacrifice winning if it was necessary. And the fans would reward him for it.

    12. Re:Garbage by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, for one, do not relish the thought of a "group swim for the fun of swimming" event at the olympics :)

      I, on the other hand, think you just came up with a fantastic idea for a new event. All female swimmers have to wear bikinis and group-swim. It's a requirement.

    13. Re:Garbage by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      Amateur means you are not paid to play/work. Simple as that.

      Being sponsored has no bearing on being an amateur and I'm fine with that.

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    14. Re:Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analogy is a bit flawed yes. You can be below average/mediocre/above average/top 5 percentage/etc in your job, and still get paid. Does an athlete get anything substantial even being the second best? If yes, then how about third? Fourth? Tenth best?

    15. Re:Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I fenced sabre myself. Still do, really, although I need to get back into competition. If you fenced sabre before it went electric, you're going to have to prepare yourself for a HUGE change from the way it used to be. I'm from the California Bay Area myself, but this site has a pretty large listing of clubs. It looks like there are 39 listed in New Jersey. It really is a great sport to play for general fitness, and especially good if you believe in genuine sportsmanship, which I find is enforced and willingly practiced even at the competitive level more than any other sport I've seen.

    16. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Sabre went electric in NJ my senior year of HS (1994) but only for the state individual championship... paid $550 for gear I used in one tournament before I donated it to the school (we had one underclassman the same size as me). I probably would have used it if I took one of my fencing scholarship offers, but I decided to go the academic scholarship route instead.

      My experience was that there were a lot of issues with the capteurs... lost the championship due to capteur failure to allow stop cuts in my final bout of the round-robin (IMO, anyway... the director said he would have awarded the two touches to me, but he could not override the electrical equipment... my fault for not adapting my strategy when the first stop cut did not register). Oh well, that was ages ago & of little import in the long run.

      I guess I should go observe some competitions to see how sabre fencing has changed... I heard a terrible rumor that fleching has been disallowed, even for USFA events. It wasn't allowed in NJISAA events when I was a kid, but USFA was open game.

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    17. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, think you just came up with a fantastic idea for a new event. All female swimmers have to wear bikinis and group-swim. It's a requirement.

      Hmm, now I'm intrigued. Perhaps if we renamed it slightly, to "grope swim for the fun of swimming" then we'd be in business. Sounds very marketable to me.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    18. Re:Garbage by swimin · · Score: 1

      The people who want to win the most usually win. Therefore, among the top people in any sport, most of them value winning above anything else.

    19. Re:Garbage by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      Minimum pay in the NFL for a first year rookie was $285,000 last season, so yes. Even being the worst in the NFL will pay a helluva lot higher than most jobs. I don't know nearly as much about the economics of other sports, but I know many are similar. If you're not that good, you move on. I've had jobs I sucked at, I moved on.

      Just like the NFL, if you are good at what you, you will most likely move up. If you are mediocre, have fun staying on the bottom rung your entire career and enjoy being disposable when the company is having trouble. Grow some balls and do something else.

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    20. Re:Garbage by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Even better, JOhn Landy-see

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Landy

      Now thats a good sportsman.

    21. Re:Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way to win is not to play. Fancy a nice game of chess?

    22. Re:Garbage by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      If someone sponsors you to compete in your sport - they buy you a bike, or pay your airfare - then that's fine. If they pay you cash, or "sponsor" your food and shelter, then they're paying you to play and you're not an amateur.

      My employer does not "sponsor" me by giving me a pay cheque to buy food with.

    23. Re:Garbage by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

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    24. Re:Garbage by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      There's an aspect of whiny loserdom in that post.
      Competition is a wonderful thing. The urge to be the best at something, the urge to WIN. It's healthy. In fact it's necessary for the continued improvement of our quality of life. Kids should be encouraged to try their very best to win if they are competing. Adults who compete should be trying as hard as they can to win. And EVERYONE should compete at something.
      Telling people that it's ok to lose, as long as you try is bullshit. I don't want my surgeon thinking, "Well, it's ok if he dies, so long as I tried.". Having a strong competitive instinct and a will to win is vital to being a truly successful person. Even if you aren't competing against other people you should be challenging yourself. Go run the 400 3 times a week and try to get your time a little bit better each time. Do as many pullups as you can every day, trying to get 1 more each time. Solve the NYT crossword for time, trying to get better each time. But strive for excellence damnit. Mediocrity is not a goal.

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    25. Re:Garbage by dontPanik · · Score: 1

      Well, first off, the reason to play a competitive gamre is to win, not to play the game. That's why it's called a competition. I, for one, do not relish the thought of a "group swim for the fun of swimming" event at the olympics :)

      But that's where swimming and say, soccer, differ.
      In soccer, you are one side of the field with your team. The other team is on the other side of the field.
      You are there to kick the other team's ass. That's in line with your mentality of winning.

      In swimming, you are there with your team, but everyone starts at the same side of the pool. Everyone is looking to beat one another, but more importantly (or at least it should be more important), they are looking to beat their own personal records. That's not in line with your mentality.
      Really, the other people in the pool don't matter, all that determines a win is a number, how fast you swam. In soccer there's no number or time, there's just the other team and how you play them.

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    26. Re:Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The female swimmers? No thanks. Buncha broad-backed gorillas.

      The beach volleyball players?...Now you're talkin'.

    27. Re:Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Capteurs no longer exist, as you weren't the only one who took issue with them. You are correct that the fleche has been completely eliminated from sabre, much to my (and a great many other sabreurs') dismay. Hopefully it's just a temporary insanity of the regulating body; a decision by committee that will be overriled... eventually... by popular opinion. We can always hope. The fleche has been effectively replaced by the much less elegant "flunge." While the fleche allowed you to use your front leg to provide the force of an attack by allowing the crossover, the flunge has you using your front leg for the force with a sort of imbalanced leap. Also, the electric timing on sabre was significantly shortened in '99 (I believe then), making parries MUCH more difficult to take successfully in face of a simple remise; your riposte has to be lightning fast to make it in time if your opponent decides to remise after being parried. As for "bittersweet" changes, the elimination of the capteur was accompanied by a corresponding increase in the regulated stiffness of the blade. It seems to make for better point control and prevents the really bad whipover (good), but makes the blades feel really really brittle, to me at least (bad). I've broken several of my opponents' blades in the last few weeks in ways I had never even seen happen in my earlier years.

      Now that I've gotten all the bad news out of the way though, it's still (in my opinion) the most elegant, energetic, and enjoyable of the swords. I'm just hoping they decide to revert some of the more recent rule changes...

    28. Re:Garbage by Quikah · · Score: 1

      There is no amateur rule in the Olympics anymore, that was ditched in the '70s. It is now up to each individual sport federation to determine the rules. Frankly I find the whole idea of excluding professionals to be stupid. If someone can make money at their sport they are obviously better at it than those who cannot. Why exclude better athletes from a competition that is supposed to show us who the best in the world is at that sport?

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    29. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I'm quite familiar with the flunge, fleching was not allowed in NJISAA events, so we were ahead of the game a bit, I guess.

      Good to hear the capteur is gone, and that blades are stiffer. I always used heavier blades anyway, due to the cost of replacement blades...

      I would imagine that the quicker timing and the issue of remises means more Prise de Fer attacks instead of parry-riposte?

      When I fenced, parrying was a minor issue at the higher levels anyway. The action was typically simultaneous attacks from the "flunge" every touch, only occasionally a beat or a feint/stopcut. As a lefty, I enjoyed a bit of an advantage, and often used Prise de Fer attacks anyway since I could easily direct the opponent's blade away from my body while being inside their guard. I'm sure it wouldn't have worked as well at the next higher level...

      Anyway, I've taken a few numbers from the link you provided, and will be making some calls... interestingly, two of the clubs listed for NJ are run by people I competed with.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    30. Re:Garbage by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not completely. It was ditched in phases. Until recently (or perhaps still) at least figure skating made a show of excluding professionals.

      This story is exactly the reason why professional athletes should be excluded. The olympics are supposed to be about sport for sport's sake. NOT sport for making money, having your own commercial, or helping your country beat another. When you exclude professionals sportsmanship has a chance. When you bring money to the table, sportsmanship is a rarity to be remarked upon.

    31. Re:Garbage by Darby · · Score: 1

      I'm quite familiar with the flunge, fleching

      Look, you guys had me going for a while but now you're just making up words ;-)

    32. Re:Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that the quicker timing and the issue of remises means more Prise de Fer attacks instead of parry-riposte?

      Prise de fer to a degree, but from what I've been seeing direct counterattacks even moreso. With the new 120 ms timing, it's very easy to simply counterattack into preparation and get away with only one light. Specific invitations are also a bit more popular since it's easier to give a very strong parry to an attack you expect (invitation to 3 by raising the hand towards 5 and then flicking the wrist around hard for a high parry 2 seems to be especially in vogue these days).

      Prise de Fer attacks anyway since I could easily direct the opponent's blade away from my body while being inside their guard. I'm sure it wouldn't have worked as well at the next higher level...

      It's less common at higher levels mainly because higher level fencers are much better at hiding their blades. Lower level fencres tend to have trouble hiding their blade effectively but still being able to finish an attack instantly if the opponent decides to counterattack.

      Anyway, I've taken a few numbers from the link you provided, and will be making some calls... interestingly, two of the clubs listed for NJ are run by people I competed with.

      Excllent. Always good to see more people enjoying the sport.

    33. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      With the new 120 ms timing, it's very easy to simply counterattack into preparation and get away with only one light.

      Sounds to me like actual calling of phrasing by the director has given way to letting the machine do the calling... not sure how I feel about that.

      I take it the point-in-line has pretty much disappeared as an establishment of right-of-way, then?

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    34. Re:Garbage by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      I think the machine has become too important, but not in that directors don't call or care about phrasing anymore (at tournaments they'll still call the entire final phrase before they announce the point). I think it's too important because abusing the cutoff seems too important to me as compared to things like good blade and footwork. That's just opinion though I suppose.

      Point-in-line is still very important and used extensively at all levels. It still has priority in right of way until your opponent removes it as a threat. Thankfully sabre still clings to its tradition more than other swords seem to. On the other hand, most directors are very easy on the sort of action that can remove the threat of line; pretty much any blade contact at all is usually considered sufficient. That said, it's really almost the default action these days in defense against someone with a very strong agressive attack.

    35. Re:Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as your paycheck depends on winning your not going to play for the love of the game.

      I love my job yet I also depend on success in my job (i.e. winning) in order to pay the bills. I don't see how taking a profit for services rendered should affect the way I feel about what I do. Just one counterexample. I'm sure there are many professionals who feel the same way.

    36. Re:Garbage by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      That said, it's really almost the default action these days in defense against someone with a very strong agressive attack.

      Interesting. My experience from when I fenced was that point-in-line was only used by recent converts to sabre from epee or foil (especially epee). Defensively it didn't do much, as it was almost always more effective to attack outright than to establish a line... since beating a line was generally easy to do (especially with prise de fer). I never ran across anyone who could disengage the line effectively in sabre without coming out of line; maybe it was the caliber of fencers I faced, but I faced the best in the state.

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  24. body-building demolition derby by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    I don't think we should have less drugs in sports, I think we should make drugs mandatory. I want to see footballers stride onto the field looking like something that Rob Leifeld spanked together, overly-muscled and misshapen anatomic monstrosities. I also think that the football should be packed with semtex and have a "hot potato" timer function, putting the "death" back into "sudden death." And we should do something about working shoulder spikes into the uniforms.

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    1. Re:body-building demolition derby by wcrowe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rollerball!

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  25. Decline in health problems not a goal by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    Let's get real. Sport is a business, a very big one, and growing fast. The managers of the business know probably a lot about maximizing profit. If allowing doping would improve the profits, a case for it could be made. Focusing it from the point of view of the health problems of athletes is naive. You can tell the manager of a sweatshop that if he allows breaks every 4 hours of work, slave workers would have a better health, but if you don't link that to higher profits, he's just going to look blankly at you, in a so-what's-your-point way.

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  26. Two divisions: by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    I say go for it. We could have two divisions: One for enhanced athletes and one for natural athletes. This would allow for much more entertaining sports, and the natural folks would feel no pressure to dope.

    Wouldn't this encourage more athletes to harm their bodies with chemical/genetic/cybernetic enhancement?
    Maybe, but only for those who want it. As it is, too many athletes are more than willing to ruin themselves. All sports carry some risk and many have been paralyzed or killed while engaging in gymnastics, football, boxing, and others.

    Wouldn't the more exciting "modified" olympics esentially bury the honest, natural olympics?
    The attention span and the whims of the spectators and consumers may render obsolete "Natural" athletics just as the whims of the consumers have rendered obsolete the *AA's traditional business models.

    What about certain countries forcing certain athletes to be "modified" against their will for the sake of competition?
    NObody will beat Japan's army of giant robot-men, and all other countries will compete as "naturals" if they want that prestige.

    1. Re:Two divisions: by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

      Except we'd have the same problem as we do now: doped athletes who can't win in the doped league will try to steal the top spot in the natural league

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    2. Re:Two divisions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose the name "Organic Olympics" for the old fashoned Olympics.

    3. Re:Two divisions: by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      That could be prevented by sequestering the natural athletes into a training complex(read: jail with a track ^_^ ) which is monitored 24/7 with an international team of observers who are authorized to monitor all activity, including that which occurs in the restrooms(with open showers and stalls). All cargo would be inspected and all personnel would be cavity-searched.

      Extreme? Perhaps, but some olympic athletes live that reality every day depending on which country they call home.

  27. Amateur? by Bieeanda · · Score: 1
    The Olympics are already a cavalcade of overspecialization, to the point of teratism in some cases. The only amateur thing about them (especially in light of professional 'dream teams' competing for medals in prior Games) is the naive assumption that the Games mean anything beyond international dick-waving.

    I say drop the 'amateur' and let them do whatever the fuck they please. Let's see what kind of horrors are wrought in the name of national pride. Hell, the history books will be doing it fifty years from now anyway-- let's get a head-start on our grandchildren.

    1. Re:Amateur? by flattop100 · · Score: 1

      I understand your point about overspecialization, but your comment strikes me as extremely bitter and pessimistic. What you call "international dick-waving," I would call "national pride." These are people from my country, who have trained long and hard to be the best at something. These are people who share my values and way of life showing the world that what we hold dear is the best that humanity has achieved so far. It's not just a shooting match between countries, either; the Olympics represent the most extreme of human achievement. During the opening of the Games, this line from the voice-overs struck me: "I want to run faster than any man has run before." It's s simple idea, but a compelling one--to be the fastest man who has ever lived. Running may not be your thing (hell, getting out of the BASEMENT might not be your thing), but think about what the Olympics are, in addition to what they are not.

    2. Re:Amateur? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha you need to meet girls to have grandchildren ha ha

  28. Nice by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    "antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear" Strikingly similar to our government.

  29. Re:No by COMON$ · · Score: 1
    No illegal steroids that is :)

    What happens when we allow doping we get an even more skewed playing field as we get athletes who need to be rich in order to compete.

    Also didnt SNL do a skit on this once...I seem to remember a guy doing the dead lift and his arms ripping off....

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  30. The frauds created this culture, not the ant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear'

    The sport frauds created this culture, not the antidoping authorities.

    Allowing doping would result in numerous deaths, just like we had in the early days of blood doping.

    There is an easy answer to the doping problem: force the pharmaceutical companies to add markers to doping chemicals.

    1. Re:The frauds created this culture, not the ant by xenn · · Score: 1

      'antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear'

      The sport frauds created this culture, not the antidoping authorities.

      Allowing doping would result in numerous deaths, just like we had in the early days of blood doping.

      There is an easy answer to the doping problem: force the pharmaceutical companies to add markers to doping chemicals.

      BRILLIANT!

      As long those people that are going to cheat anyway promise not to purchase their drugs from potentially more dangerous underground illegal laboratories instead...

  31. Sci Am had a good peice on this by Gat0r30y · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here is a pretty good analysis from game theory on what we could actually do to reduce doping. Bottom line - increased penalties.

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  32. Ehh, will probably go away anyway... by HaeMaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...just like the "all amateur" Olympics.

    Before:

    Bob Mathias was not permitted to complete in a third Olympics in the decathlon because he had made a movie and was paid for it. The IOC determined that the movie makers paid him to make the movie because he was an athlete and therefore was now a "professional athlete".

    Today:

    You have countless professionals playing in Basketball, Tennis, Cycling, etc.

    1. Re:Ehh, will probably go away anyway... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Bob Mathias was not permitted to complete in a third Olympics in the decathlon because he had made a movie and was paid for it.

      The delineation between amateur and professional was always a VERY grey area, and extremely hard to prove.

      Do gifts or discounts of sporting equipment apply?

      Does "incidentally" wearing a logo mean you're a pro, and never-mind that the company didn't really pay you anything? Or vise versa, what if it's a scam to get the logo out there, which you only get paid for, 10 years later?

      Does the announcement that you're from X city and supported by Y school, thereby increasing tourism for the city, and enrollment for the school, count?

      - If so, that pretty much eliminates all avenues of non-professional sponsorship and you're paying out of pocket to try for a medal.
      - If not, then why should more direct "sponsorship" matter?

      And most importantly, how do you account for the difference in economies of communist and socialist countries? They may never receive a penny, while still living in better comforts than a professional athlete in a capitalistic country.

      But I digress. There is really no such question about doping. Either you are, or you aren't. Ditto for gender. I fail to see any equivalent between these two rules.

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  33. Love the hyperbole by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today -- a system designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, that fails on all counts.

    Lack of perfection is not failure.

    Could it better? Yes. Will it always be an arms race? Yes. Will athletes always try and get an edge? Yes.

    Using this logic to justify unlimited PEDs is like saying that since we can't stop criminals from stealing, therefore, we should just give up and let people steal whatever they want. After all, you can't stop a determined thief, so why not just let them have what they want?

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    1. Re:Love the hyperbole by xenn · · Score: 1

      Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today -- a system designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, that fails on all counts.

      Lack of perfection is not failure.

      Could it better? Yes. Will it always be an arms race? Yes. Will athletes always try and get an edge? Yes.

      Using this logic to justify unlimited PEDs is like saying that since we can't stop criminals from stealing, therefore, we should just give up and let people steal whatever they want. After all, you can't stop a determined thief, so why not just let them have what they want?

      I disagree. It's more like if they can't play by the rules, say you catch a theif stealing then you ban them from freedom and put them in a place with other theives. Like um...jail for instance.

      Therefore, if you caught an athlete doping they should be banned from competing in events where doping is not allowed.

      I'm not saying it's a perfect solution, but I don't think it's so cut and dry as you see it.

    2. Re:Love the hyperbole by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "Before you dismiss the notion, consider what we're stuck with today -- a system designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, that fails on all counts."

      So we should stop trying. That's a GREAT message, and probably very closely related to why doping is a problem in modern sport.

    3. Re:Love the hyperbole by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      After all, you can't stop a determined thief, so why not just let them have what they want?

      Yes... why not?

  34. Health Effects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply legalizing a substance doesn't change its side-effects. As soon as a major sport sanctions doping, we'll see hundreds or thousands of teenagers taking substances that will irreversibly damage their health, if not outright kill them.

    I think the solution is to improve the quality of testing. It may not be perfect, but it's the only way for sports to remain sports, and not contests for which nation has more money to pour into bio-engineering their athletes.

  35. The ancient greeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...also wouldn't understand our aversion to two muscled, oiled naked men having a tussle in the dirt.

    Times change, thank Zeus.

    1. Re:The ancient greeks... by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      Jeffrey Dahlmer wouldn't understand our aversion to killing and eating people.

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  36. Re:No by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Funny

    But by all means let them fly down a hill at more than 50 mph with only lycra and 2 inches of clearance between them and pavement.

    I can see your point.

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  37. Well played indeed! by orthancstone · · Score: 1

    First thought that came to my mind. Should've been linked in the story description!

  38. Sweet! by jwriney · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say let 'em go for it. Have an "Unlimited" class of Olympic events, with half-ton, fission-powered, gene-spliced, titanium-boned monstrosities jacked up on nervous system stimulants strong enough to make Case from Neuromancer piss himself. Pole vaulting with nuclear pulse detonation boosters? Biathlon with AEGIS-guided weaponry?

    We'd of course need to clear a sufficient radius around the arena so we can squash the frothing bastards' inevitable thirst for global domination by nuking the hell out of them at the "closing ceremonies".

    1. Re:Sweet! by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

      We'd of course need to clear a sufficient radius around the arena so we can squash the frothing bastards' inevitable thirst for global domination by nuking the hell out of them at the "closing ceremonies".

      Why do you think we make the 3 most powerful ones stand next to each other on a nice raised platform.

    2. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone played too much Warhammer 40k.

  39. Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why stop at legalizing doping? Why not have an event exclusively devoted to doping! The person who can do the most long-term damage to their body wins!

  40. Einstein, prohibition, doping... by eagee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of a quote from Einstein on prohibition: "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the Prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this." thoughts?

  41. forced competition by notgm · · Score: 2, Funny

    if you want to influence the kids, don't let the athletes with bodies wrecked by years of enhancements just fall off the map to shrivel and die in the corner, no, force them to continue competing. show kids what happens after the glory wears off. the problem isn't that the bad stuff is hidden up front, it's that we hide the ugly effects on the back-end.

    what? that would be cruel and unusual?

    damn.

  42. Genetic manipulation ... by Rick+Richardson · · Score: 1

    Genetic manipulation will lead to swimmers born with flipper feet. Hows
    the IOC gonna stop that?
    LATE NEWS: they bred a monkey with a jellyfish, so my predictions aren't
    so off the wall now, are they?

    1. Re:Genetic manipulation ... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Genetic manipulation will lead to swimmers born with flipper feet. Hows the IOC gonna stop that?

      I think that's already happened. Ever hear of Thalidomide?

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  43. It's a really bad system by awitod · · Score: 1

    Now, first off, I have no opinion on whether or not Landis actually is guilty. However, considering the ramifications for him or anyone else of a positive test the proof should be beyond a reasonable doubt.

    In Landis' case, he didn't just lose a race, he was banned for a significant period of time. He is a professional athlete and they took away his livelihood and destroyed his reputation.

    The arbitration panel ruled 2-1 that the proof was sufficient. I think 2-1 shows that there is good reason to doubt the test.

  44. I am 38 years old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can make informed judgments about how much booze is good for me.

    When I was 25, I couldn't (didn't).

    When I was 18, I was barely able to understand what booze was.

    When I was 16, I had one (1) drink with dinner sometimes with my parents, under their supervision.

    "Legalizing Doping" needs to have some good controls to make sure kids and people who may really regret it later (young adults) don't get into bad situations, because face it that shit can kill you or leave you with severe complications. Unless you just want to make all that shit legal, even for 8 year old gymnasts... you end right back to "hiding doping because they can't detect it". You would get coaches and parents stretching the age limits, and now you can't just find the stuff, you have to prove the particular aged kid got it...

    If "level playing field" is your argument, it fails for the same reason "no doping" fails.

    1. Re:I am 38 years old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Poof

      When I was 16 I drank my first gallon.
      And proper British 8 pint gallon of foaming ale.
      None of yer wussy US'ian 6.66 pint gallon of pissweiser.

      Start 'em young. It's the only way to lern.

  45. What a super dumb idea.... by Danathar · · Score: 1

    You'd have people dying left and right from steroids and whatever else they could pump into their veins.

    1. Re:What a super dumb idea.... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the music business.

    2. Re:What a super dumb idea.... by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      It already happens.....today and yesterday and in the future.

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    3. Re:What a super dumb idea.... by Amergin · · Score: 1

      More people have died from aspirin than steroids. Can you site even one person who legitimately died from juicing?

      You've obviously bought into the FUD of the media and the politicians.

      By legalizing it, these athletes would have healthier lives. Right now they have to depend on blackmarket drugs of uncertain quality without any physician over site. Making it legal for adults would not only give access to pharmaceutical grade product but also doctor supervision. There are some side effects from juicing but most can be avoided or alleviated with proper usage.

      Kids right now have access. Unfortunately the access they have is to cheap counterfeits or dangerous bathtub mixed drugs. The difference is, if it's legalized, the access may not change but at least the quality would.

      Does any ban on drugs work? Did prohibition work? Does it appear to stop anyone? All it does in the end is endanger the lives of more people who are relegated to the black market.

      But if you just want to close your eyes and bleat "but it's for the children!" and take zero responsibility for the outcome, go ahead.

  46. All drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All drugs should be legalized and left to the discretion of the user. I have not and will never let the government or any governing body tell me what I can and can't put in my body. Think about it this way... If you legalized doping in sports you would be putting everyone on a level playing field. They now all have the choice of using or not and the decision about their perfomance is wholey up to them. It's called personal/professional responsiblity and not trusting anyone to have it will result in none being displayed. Look at our grand old US of A. Down the tubes because of a lack of personal responsibilty to society and our country.

  47. Re:No by zuzulo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think of it as evolution in action. Plus how else are you going to get free lab rats for human enhancement technologies? Let the gene and drug doping flow, then we can just cherry pick the ones that stand the test of time and use em on real people.

    Only socially constructive use for professional athletes i can think of, anyway ...

    /joking

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  48. Intelligent article in Scientific American by Muad'Dave · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Michael Shermer, a competitive cyclist and "Skeptic" columnist for Scientific American wrote an article called The Doping Dilemma on this very subject. It examines the doping issue using gaming theory to analyze the costs and payoffs of doping and suggests ways to make doping never pay off.

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  49. Gladiators anyone? by readin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So if you allow athletes to use whatever drugs they can find to make them perform well NOW, regardless of any future health problems, how many will accept early death in exchange for short-term glory? I'm guessing quite a lot of them. Young people, which most athletes are, aren't the best at thinking long term. How different is this different than the old Roman gladiators? Ok, they were slaves. Should we allow fights to the death as sport so long as the contestants aren't forced into it? Will most people be able to enjoy sports if watching them reminds them of a terrible price the athletes are paying in health and longevity? The drug tests may not catch all drugs well, but I would guess that in general the more impact a drug makes on performance, the easier it is to catch. Also the drugs with the most dangerous side effects are probably easier to catch too simply because of those side effects. So the drug testing can't prevent all cheating, but it does help limit the damage done by them.

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    1. Re:Gladiators anyone? by Shihar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Should we allow fights to the death as sport so long as the contestants aren't forced into it?

      You pose good questions, and after having contemplated it, I think the answer is clear. We need more steroids and, far more importantly, good old fashion blood sports.

      UFC with knives? Greatest suggestion... ever.

      You really framed that whole thing well, thanks.

    2. Re:Gladiators anyone? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      How different is this different than the old Roman gladiators? Will most people be able to enjoy sports if watching them reminds them of a terrible price the athletes are paying in health and longevity?

      Given how enormously popular Roman gladiator fights were, and for how many centuries they continued, I'd say the answer to that is a big 'yes'.

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    3. Re:Gladiators anyone? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      "how many will accept early death in exchange for short-term glory?"

      This is exactly the point I was looking for. I thought the anti-doping rules were in place to prevent athletes from being required to dope. The idea is that they can all compete naturally and don't need to destroy their bodies to do so.

      If you let people dope, it won't be long before people are using drugs that improve their performance spectacularly for a few years, and then leave them a useless mess after that. The only way to compete with these super-athletes is to do what they do, and destroy your own body.

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  50. Death or Glory by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    Every parent of a child also wants a fair, healthy playing environment for their children. It is from this environment that all our athletes spring. Of those who compete into adulthood, the overwhelming majority want to compete naturally. They want neither the expense, nor the risk of physical harm, associated with doping. They still want a fair playing field. It is grossly unfair to subject those competitor-athletes to a doped playing field. So, I vote for the clean playing field to protect the athletes who do not want to dope. It may be imprecise and it may be difficult, but it is the only hope of giving natural athletes a fair chance.

    The idea of a doper league is stupid. You could NEVER have a doper league without heavy regulation. You'd be having Team Merck vs. Team Amgen vs. Team Roche vs. Team Genetix. The pressures on the doper athletes to push the envelope would be intense: Take pharma-X or go back to working at McDonalds . . .. Teams would become drug laboratories and athletes would become guinea pigs. The doper athlete cheaters of today would not like that--they want to cheat against a field that is generally natural--they certainly don't want to cheat against a field that is pushing dope right to the ragged edge of death or glory.

  51. Re:No by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    We shouldn't let journalists dope either. Case in point: this article.

  52. Vince Lombardi is the doping problem. by spincycle1953 · · Score: 1

    The doping problem exists because winning is too important. As Vince said "Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing." If the outcomes of contests didn't matter in the minds of players, coaches, sponsors, or spectators, there would be no doping or cheating of any kind. Of course, there wouldn't be much organized sport, either.

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  53. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is John Tierney too young to remember the steroid doping scandal that plagued the Russians? They had female athletes pumped up with steroids and testosterone to the point where they ended up getting sex changes and living their lives as men. That is a very serious result of doping, and is one of the reasons we check for drug use in the first place.

    I'm assuming John is in his early twenties at best.

  54. This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

    just like their idea of economics and business : "let everyone do as they please in business, put no controls" and then rely on god's "invisible hand" to set the market straight. total bullcrap.

    so you let people dope like idiots. and someone took an overload of dope, and made the world record for 100 m men's straight 7 seconds. and then 10 seconds later dropped dead. WHAT is going to happen ?

    did the athlete break the record, or DOPE broke it ?

    what POSSIBLE meaning left in testing human body's limits then ?

    taking dope or artificial aid is not 'improving oneself'. its ARTIFICIAL.

    its still like the republican view of economics - stupid because it says 'because rules and regulations cant keep up, lets ditch them'.

    curiously, the SAME people who defend this never accepts to let go of rules and regulations in other social aspects of life. why not just let go of all rules and regulations, and let mob justice, and circumstantial evidence decide what is right and what is wrong ?

    noooo sir. just as we continually develop and make our social rules better for the standards of modern times to get an incomparable level of civilization compared to 10.000 BC conditions, we need to put rules and regulations and improve them as needed in all aspects of life. sports is no exception. if you let everything go, mayhem ensues.

    and there is no 'invisible' hand. its a fairy tale.

    1. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      noooo sir. just as we continually develop and make our social rules better for the standards of modern times to get an incomparable level of civilization compared to 10.000 BC conditions, we need to put rules and regulations and improve them as needed in all aspects of life. sports is no exception. if you let everything go, mayhem ensues.

      How about you shut the fuck up and quit telling me and everybody else what they should do before I put my libertarian foot up your pansy liberal ass.

      Darwin is a feedback mechanism. Just because you need artificial constraints on your life and environment to thrive doesn't mean we all do.

    2. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      It isn't a fairy tale, it is a metaphor.

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    3. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      no it isnt. research adam smith's life and views. you'll see that by invisible hand he half means god of hand.

    4. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      "he half means god of hand"

      That doesn't even make sense.

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    5. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      just research adam smith, life and times. step out of boundaries of econ 101

    6. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      Are there good reasons not to start here:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_hand

      Just wondering...

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    7. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      I totally support the opinion of that anonymous coward. Happy now?

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    8. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      i asked HIM (or her) to post with an identity. not another redneck to come to chant the same tune.

    9. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      yes there are. because the whole invisible hand thing has become the major concept that entire argument to leave economy to be a total wild west is being based on. 'invisible hand adjusts prices'. it extended to 'invisible hand ensures competition' these days. and some are even extending it to 'invisible hand prevents corruption'. which are, of course, total bullshit, as you can deduce from the fact that in human nature and therefore in societies, there is always corruption in any social construct, and a corporation or any corporation is NOT exempt from this.

      therefore stuff like this, and economy classes and courses are ones that build upon the myth of invisible hand. of course, skipping inconvenient facts in the process.

      just research adam smith.

    10. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      That article repeated refers to Adam Smith and about how the interpretation of the invisible hand has been taken too far. It also repeatedly calls the invisible hand a metaphor.

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    11. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      of course it REFERS to adam smith, because it is about the invisible hand 'metaphor'.

      please dont sweat it. research adam smith itself. thats all im going to say.

    12. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, if the material is out there, why not point to something that specifically makes your point?

      As it stands, your point seems to be that you understand Adam Smith better than most people, but pointing to an article that talks about Adam Smith being misunderstood results in you saying that one should research Adam Smith. It is vexing.

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    13. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      its not vexing at all. you need to want to research yourself in order to be able to get anything from it. if it is directly linked to you, you will just take it in the context of the debate and as a counter argument, and automatically assign a lesser credibility value over it regardless of where it is published, and will proceed to think about a counter argument. pointless.

      if you became really curious about it, you should research it yourself. this way you'd be unbiased, for it will be out of the context of a debate.

    14. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      For you to claim to know my state of mind better than I do is preposterous.

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    15. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by unity100 · · Score: 1

      its not 'your' state of mind. its the general behaviour inclination of people when debating.

    16. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by maxume · · Score: 1

      Finding your statements vexing?

      You have every reason to say "It should not be vexing" or "I don't see why you would find it vexing", but you can't actually say "It is not vexing".

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    17. Re:This sounds like a republican viewpoint to me by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      so you don't want to debate the viewpoint (really, I should have anticipated that), you just want to bash someone about it. I'm surprised to be labeled as a redneck, though. I'll just bask in the feeling of having someone else's irrational pissiness projected onto me.

      Projectile pissiness, what a concept...

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  55. I've been saying this for years by omfglearntoplay · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I have. Not because I want kids to use drugs of any kind, I'm totally against it, but simply so that it's "fair". You would hope kids that want to take care of themselves would avoid the route to the Olympics then (just like anybody with a will to live without cauliflower ears avoids MMA sports). And then all the crazies can use drugs, cybernetic enhancements, and time travel to their hearts contents to go 1 mph faster in a sprint.

    I really like watching the olympics, but I just hate the cheaters.

  56. better idea by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, turn it into the mutant freak games. Great idea lol. There would be so many roid rage incidents, they'd just change every single event in the TV-Guide to boxing cuz that's what you're gonna see. A way better idea is to just restrict it to non-physical events like video games where steroids wouldn't help. Stimulants that help reaction time are WAY easier to test for so no amphetamine pwoered Halo matches here (and FFS double shot and other glitches = disqualifaction!)

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    1. Re:better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either this is cunningly disguised satire, or you are an illiterate fucktard.

    2. Re:better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either this is cunningly disguised satire, or you are an illiterate fucktard.

      Read his history. Parent probably couldn't spell 'satire'.

  57. What's the point? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The appeal of sporting events like the Olympics is the idea of the dedication of regular people pushing themselves to extreme personal discipline. I respect athletes who get up at 5:30 am every morning to run or swim for 4 hours.

    I don't respect someone who's doped themselves up to take a short cut; anymore that I do someone who pays off a ref. No one with impeccable discipline should be forced to compete with a cheater willing to destroy his body or mind.

    BTW, this is what the recent Congressional hearings on steroids use were trying to warn us about. We now have kids in middle school pumping themselves up with steroids in order to secure positions on high school teams. The testimony from stars like Clemens was supposed to be bait to get people to pay attention, but the media couldn't see past the glittering lights of pro athletes to the testimony from the medical community.

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    1. Re:What's the point? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

      Yes, because you can simply take steroids and sit on your couch going "Holy shit my muscles are huge!"

      It's not that I support the use of steroids, but you guys have to stop depicting these guys as lazy athletes who are going for shortcuts. I mean yes the gain of strength is a shortcut but it does not mean that they're putting less effort into their workout.

      The problem with steroids is nobody is there isn't enough research to find out what the use and abuse of steroids actually does to your body other than the obvious. We all know what weed 'n crack does but steroids? Not too sure.

    2. Re:What's the point? by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
      So what about sports like cycling? Here the advantages of better technology lets some teams use lighter and stiffer cycles. This gives them an advantage that other participants - who train just as much, and are just as dedicated, simply can't compete against?

      Also, be aware that sports isn't fair. The most dedicated athlete doesn't always win. Some people have natural advantages: height, weight, build, musculature. Ultimately how dedicated you are, or how much you train is irrelevant if you just don't have the genes or upbringing (or leisure time) to make the most of it.

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    3. Re:What's the point? by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      That's your opinion about what the appeal is. That's not how I see it. The appeal for me is to see the maximum limits to which the human body and mind can be pushed.

      These are high end freaks. It's a freak show just as much as a circus sideshow is a freak show. We like to look at certain types of freaks. If they want to dope then I say let them dope.

    4. Re:What's the point? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      How long do you think the NFL would last if it turned into a death race of athletes pushing the limits of their immune systems by seeing who could dope up the most without killing themselves? Then, after prematurely shortened careers, seeing your heroes relegated to prematurely shortened lives in agonizing pain from the injuries incurred from steroids use and abuse?

      I don't know you, but you're sick if you think that's entertainment.

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    5. Re:What's the point? by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't happen. Sure, a small number of people would push it too far just like they do now. But most people do not have a death wish. You're simply setting up a straw man.

      What would happen is that a lot of records would get set, a lot of people would do a lot better in the sport, and a lot of uptight purists would be unhappy.

      Most doping is not disallowed because it will kill or even hurt the user. Doping is disallowed because of a purist attitude that people should just stick with the luck of their genes. It's like trying to apply aristocracy to sports. Only those with the luck of birth are allowed to compete at the highest levels.

  58. Wouldn't it be cool? by neokushan · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think it'd be pretty cool to have a set of "olympic" games where drugs and unorthodox practices are perfectly valid.
    I would imagine that instead of athletes, we would have teams of people working together to monitor every aspect of the main competing athlete to ensure maximum performance and ability. Similar to how Formula 1 isn't necessarily about who's the best driver, but about who has the best tactics, the best training, the best team. Except it'll be interesting.
    Better yet, make them take part in ALL games like a real tournament, so it's not so much "this guy is the best guy in the world at this ONE event" but more "this team outdid the other teams overall in the events thrown at them". That alone would mandate they be very careful about which drugs they actually decide to use. Increased strength? Great! But you'll be fucked when it comes to gymnastics because you're not familiar enough with your body's massive changes.

    Obviously, there'd have to be limits on how far they can push themselves and how much they can pump themselves up, purely for health and safety reasons, but then it's a risk they'd have to take, just like any motorsport driver might not come out of the car alive if they crash, or how a boxer might end up with brain damage should they receive a hard enough blow.
    Shit happens, it's all part of the risks involved.

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  59. Ethically Speaking by KaeloDest · · Score: 0

    Hell Fscking No
    This story ran in the same day as one about the future of information and ethics - Basically what information and research should be pursued and what may, just by nature be ethically or morally hard to bear. As an athlete and a proud one I say no.
              At what point does it become ok to then implant electrodes and or perform on stimulants. There are things that Air Force pilots use that I would not give to a gorilla. If it is chemicals then it is not a sport we are humans
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  60. A sound rebuttle against this by hellfire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, I read all three articles. Once you overcome that heart attack, allow me to rebuff this nonsense.

    the NYT article and the summary say:
    Before you dismiss this notion, consider what we're stuck with today. The system is ostensibly designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, but it fails on all counts.

    Exactly how does it fail on all accounts? Where is the proof of this allegation in this article? I don't myself see this as a broken system, so this statement is not self evident. If someone has some proof please provide it. To dissect this statement, I don't see athletes dropping dead in sports where steroids are banned, and I know plenty of kids who think Steroids are wrong. I also see that, at least in high schools, steroids are the exception, not the rule. I have however, seen stories of kids and athletes dropping dead from a steroid overdose, or running into emotional, or worse, legal, problems resulting from behavioral changes that current steroids are known to cause. So show me what's broken.

    The rest of the article falls on it's face because it's making an assumption I don't see as being there.

    The journal Nature, in an editorial in the current issue, complains that "antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear"

    If you read the Nature article, it's slant is more a rebuke of the drug testing authorities who are not open about their processes, and athletes who are having problems disputing drug tests. I agree with that, if you are accused of doping you have a moral right to contest that. But to me that doesn't give any weight to a pro doping stance.

    If doping was allowed, would there be an increase in the rate of death and chronic illness among athletes? Would athletes have a shorter lifespan than the general population? Would there be more examples like the widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs in the former East-German republic? We do not think so. Only a small proportion of the population engages in elite sports. Furthermore, legalisation of doping, we believe, would encourage more sensible, informed use of drugs in amateur sport, leading to an overall decline in the rate of health problems associated with doping. Finally, by allowing medically supervised doping, the drugs used could be assessed for a clearer view of what is dangerous and what is not.

    This is from the PDF. More false assumptions. Only a small proportion of the population engages in elite sports because only a few are gifted to play that sport. The point is that with doping, more may attempt to be just that gifted, and then you have an explosion of talent. Everyone wants to be like Mike, just shoot up and you will be! That will then lead to health problems and side effects that come from doping. Sure you are guaranteed to get muscles and improve your performance, but there's more to life than sports, and if you dope for sports, absolutely everything else suffers.

    And it's not the kids and the athletes I really have a problem with when it comes to doping. The number one problem I have with doping are all the people surrounding kids and athletes who will pressure the kids to dope! Coaches with pride on the line (and maybe an increased paycheck), principals and superintendents trying to increase notoriety of their school district. Deans trying to increase enrollments. Endorsers promising big contracts for more touchdowns this season. The money chain will explode! All at the expense of he health of one kid who just wants to be badass and land a big contract. Other people get fat and rich at his expense. I absolutely abhor that possibility.

    There are things in health science that are working to improve performance of athletes without doping. It's my understanding that doping not only gives you an unfair competitive edge, but also leads to health problems down the road. If that's not true, someone please dispute what I'm saying. But that's the basis for the ban country wide of Steroids. The last thing we need are mega corporations shoving athletic performance enhancing drugs down our gullets, because if you think prescription drugs are bad now..............

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    1. Re:A sound rebuttle against this by Vohar · · Score: 1

      Posts like this are why I even bother to visit /. even with the half-assed sensationalist article postings. Even though the editors have all the credibility and fairness of Fox News, there are a lot of members with genuinely informative or insightful posts. Thanks 'hellfire' for helping lend reason to these boards.

    2. Re:A sound rebuttle against this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hellfire's posting is waaay better than the article. If I were Nature magazine I'd rather get him to write on that topic. Thanks for a great post. You touched on every single thing (and more) than I thought.

    3. Re:A sound rebuttle against this by Amergin · · Score: 1

      First, I read all three articles. Once you overcome that heart attack, allow me to rebuff this nonsense.
      the NYT article and the summary say:
      Before you dismiss this notion, consider what we're stuck with today. The system is ostensibly designed to create a level playing field, protect athletes' health and set an example for children, but it fails on all counts.
      Exactly how does it fail on all accounts? Where is the proof of this allegation in this article? I don't myself see this as a broken system, so this statement is not self evident. If someone has some proof please provide it. To dissect this statement, I don't see athletes dropping dead in sports where steroids are banned, and I know plenty of kids who think Steroids are wrong. I also see that, at least in high schools, steroids are the exception, not the rule. I have however, seen stories of kids and athletes dropping dead from a steroid overdose, or running into emotional, or worse, legal, problems resulting from behavioral changes that current steroids are known to cause. So show me what's broken.

      You've seen stories on athletes dropping dead from steroids? Are any of them true? You obviously buy into the FUD and hype. Same as with the behavioral changes. Roid rage perhaps? Or rather just some ass that doesn't like to take responsibility for their own actions. Someone who is not an ass before they juice will not turn into one after. Rather someone who is, will just be a bigger, stronger more confident ass and abuses it.

      So show how it's not broken.

      The rest of the article falls on it's face because it's making an assumption I don't see as being there.

      Because you don't see it, doesn't make it false. It's dead on.

      And it's not the kids and the athletes I really have a problem with when it comes to doping. The number one problem I have with doping are all the people surrounding kids and athletes who will pressure the kids to dope! Coaches with pride on the line (and maybe an increased paycheck), principals and superintendents trying to increase notoriety of their school district. Deans trying to increase enrollments. Endorsers promising big contracts for more touchdowns this season. The money chain will explode! All at the expense of he health of one kid who just wants to be badass and land a big contract. Other people get fat and rich at his expense. I absolutely abhor that possibility.

      I completely agree here. But I will also add that they is no place for children or anyone for that matter under 20, if not 25 in using steroids. Kids are going through puberty and adding synthetic hormones into the mix at that time can have all sorts of unintended consequences. Not to mention that teenage boys generally have an extremely high level of testosterone in their systems already.

      But to ban perfectly reasonable and rational adults from making their own informed decisions is not right.

      There are things in health science that are working to improve performance of athletes without doping. It's my understanding that doping not only gives you an unfair competitive edge, but also leads to health problems down the road. If that's not true, someone please dispute what I'm saying. But that's the basis for the ban country wide of Steroids. The last thing we need are mega corporations shoving athletic performance enhancing drugs down our gullets, because if you think prescription drugs are bad now..............

      Unfair competitive advantage? What about food? Athletes from prosperous areas can eat a healthier selection than those that are poorer. Their nutrition is obviously an advantage. Where do you draw the line at what you define as an "unfair competitive advantage"? Legal supplements such as protein of creatine? How about caffeine which happens to be one of the most studied and proven performance enhancers? Ban coffee perhaps? Those that have access to new technical training methods? What about superior coaches? Genetics? Because obviously genetics give them an unfair advantage, otherwise you or I could compete. It's a BS argument as either everyone has access to the exact same "performance enhancers" or someone is going to have that Edge. And guess what? Some do!

    4. Re:A sound rebuttle against this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, no problem.

      1) how does the system fail?
      First off let me tell yo a secret. Almost all professional athletes dope in some fashion. Most of the time what you have are some doctors who know how keep your blood tests as close as possible (without going over) to the limits that indicate "doping" according to the testing agencies - look at cycling doping test results for a great example. Teh rest are using substances that there is no reasonable test for at this time.

      So the system as we have it now is a whole bunch of people that are "cheating" and a whole bunch of people who know that everyone is "cheating" but are unable to prove it. The testing agencies tactics are better suited for a witch hunt and border on harassment for any major athelete.

      Additionally, many of the banned drugs would actually make sports safer. Prevent people from blowing up at tehe end of ski races, reduce the risk of muscle injury, or enhance recovery. For almost all endurance athletes the limiting factor is how long it takes to recover, the most commonly used drugs don't do much else.

      So we have a system that is centered around an endless cycle of cheating and that likely harms more athletes - due to more injuries, that it helps. I would say that is broken.

      2) Yep the tests suck, are undocumented (partially for the reasons above), and inaccurate, usually testing for a secondary effect, often of something naturally occurring.

      3)It seems that you do not have much contact with pro level or near pro level athletes.

      First of all, being a professional athlete (or god forbid an Olympic athlete, at least the professional athletes get paid) ruins your life. You forgo any real education, any real job prospects outside of the sport, and do nothing besides your sport while grinding down your body to the point that you will without doubt be handicapped in the future. Go find a state champion in gymnastics (who likely had no chance at the Olympics) see how her body is working at thirty or even eighteen. Or look at all the boxers or football players with serious brain injuries, or look at the extreme skiers who die or are permanently injured each year in competition (it's not a huge number one or two a year but teh odds are more like 1 in 200 attempts) If you want any chance of playing in a top field - there is nothing more to life than sports.

      So to restate, being a top caliber athlete will ruin you life, some of the performance enhancing drugs can either give you a longer shot at it, a slightly better shot at it, and or reduce the chance of having a life changing injure or series of injuries.

      Secondly, the drugs don't make muscle puff up by just sitting there, some allow you to train harder, some allow you to recover faster, some promote muscle growth while training, and some help you take in more oxygen to get to your muscles. You still have to train more or less all of the time. Again - If you want any chance of playing in a top field - there is nothing more to life than sports.

      One thing that few people really realize is how far we are from being professional athletes, I have been fairly decent at a few sports, and I am continuously reminded of the substantial gap that exists between myself and the top in the world. The gap is unsurmountable by me, no amount of drugs or training would get me there. I doubt if under any circumstances I could have gotten there, I lack the innate kenetic understanding and calmness required.

      The money chain portion of your argument makes no sense to me at all. The pressures you mention are already there. One thing is that it is only cheating if it gives you an unfair advantage if everyone can take the drugs, then the unfair advantage is gone, just like the fancy swimsuits.

      You also display your ignorance by thinking that steroids are the main performance enhancing drug, the term doping came from cyclists who would store their own blood and re-inject it before a race to increase their bloods ability to carry oxygen. This practice is a

    5. Re:A sound rebuttle against this by backdoorstudent · · Score: 1

      So we must violate basic civil liberties with the anti-doping measures? Because there is no other way to be sure an athlete is not doped.

      Here's your false dichotomy kids: 1. Participate in the superfreaklympics and deal with the hideous side-effects. 2. Sign up for sport concentration camp to make sure you're not doing anything with your own body or going off with friends and family without the dope-check ankle bracelet.

      We're approaching 2 with out of competition testing - especially in cycling where athletes are guilty (by association even!) until proven innocent, awoken from bed with their spouses to have blood taken or piss in a cup, ruined if the doping authorities don't know where they are at ALL times and even pulled from their own child's funeral to be tested http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_van_Impe.

  61. Re:Amateur Olympics by misterjava66 · · Score: 1

    You are really just commenting on the fact that the concept of super-high-level amateur sport is impractical. And to most of the rest of us, the objective is dubious. We CAN let people who make it thier young life's work to be excellent have a chance to make money for being excellent and still compete and continue to demonstrate their abilities.

  62. the current system *does* suck by wreave · · Score: 1

    ...and letting athletes do whatever they want can't be much worse than simply accepting government-issued passports as proof of being 16.

  63. Re:No by Kohath · · Score: 1

    Who is "we"? Who appointed this "we" to make choices for people besides themselves?

    I'm not sure why we're all supposed to care about one organization's sporting event vs. any other organization's sporting event. Because the Olympics has a big hype machine?

    Each organization can make their own rules and allow or exclude people based on whatever criteria they want.

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  65. Make long-term success a criteria by Sun+Chi · · Score: 1

    People suggesting two leagues in sports, modified and unmodified have the right idea I think. But that doesn't show the long-term side effects of these drugs. Those who overdose on stuff to look like the Hunk won't been doing it for long, but they only need to make it through that one Olympic competition to get that medal.

    Therefore, I propose another solution - seniority requirements for the top places in big athletic events. If you want to complete for a medal in the Olympics this time, you need to have completed in, say, 3 other Olympics in the same events, but in non-medal competitions.

    People can watch young freaks of nature, stupidly drugged up, complete in non-medal events, and then never hear from them again because of the horrible side effects these drugs seem to have.

    They can also watch people who've been doing their sport for more than a decade at the Olympic level and are really, really good at it -- just not at the super-human levels that could have been reached very briefly if they'd overdosed on the stuff in their youth.

    There would be no testing need. If these drugs really are as bad as they are presented, older athletes that took drugs in their youth shouldn't stand a chance against more "clean" athletes at the same experience level. The rewards of an Olympic medal would only go to those who act intelligently and manage their health over the long-term.

    Of course that doesn't mean they won't use these drugs. Maybe aided by intelligent use and long-term planning of currently suppressed drugs we could have athletes competing at this more experienced and balanced level well into their 60s or 70s. That seems like a good thing, something that might even lead to empirical evidence of positive uses for these drugs through competitive pressures, uses of which the general public could take advantage.

  66. Re:No by jgarra23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My dad is an athlete and has to use a steroid to combat his psoriasis. Your argument is a fat steaming lump of FAIL.

    On top of that he has to use a barbiturate for medical purposes (epilepsy).

    I suppose as far as you're concerned his achievements are bullshit.

  67. Re:No by Metasquares · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This leads to a "tragedy of the commons", though, where athletes can no longer compete on their own merits without using (potentially harmful) performance enhancing drugs because everyone else is using them. I don't think we want to go down that road.

  68. I'm all for it by speedtux · · Score: 1

    Athletes are wrecking their bodies anyway, so I don't see what the fuss is about with steroids. And the article is right: the idea that doping can be reliably detected in the future is ridiculous.

  69. Re:No by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The governing bodies may not care, but anabolic steroids and the steroids used for medical treatments are very different.

  70. One of my favorite SNL skits by cavis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Weekend Update: All Drug Olympics

    I'm guessing that won't make it onto NBC's primetime Olympic broadcast.

  71. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 1

    I propose all olympic athletes be required to smoke massive amounts of marijuana throughout the hours before their event. I will seriously watch every Olympic event if they did that, it would be so much fun to watch.

  72. Sporting Spirit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doping was rife in sport until some poor sod, a cyclist I believe, dropped dead. In them days doping was part of the landscape not seen as something designed to gain unfair advantage.

    In these days too much is invested in winning; nations see it as a way to gain political capital; contestants, money. Doping is a symptom of this overwhelming desire to win. What we have now is product, not sport; is the consumer says "no doping" then the marketing at least has to look like it's being enforced.

  73. another thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another thought would be to stop this crazy commercializing of the Olympics. Prevent full time athletes from competing! China spent 320 million on the games. You cannot justify spending so much money when there are so meant people in China and indeed the world who are poverty stricken.

  74. There is a sucker born every minute by westlake · · Score: 1
    Bengt Kayser, the director of a sports medicine institute at the University of Geneva argues...that legalizing doping would "encourage more sensible, informed use of drugs in amateur sport, leading to an overall decline in the rate of health problems associated with doping.
    .

    "I represent the new owners of a landmark bridge over the East River.
    Inquires from investors can reach me c/o of Nigeria House, 828 2nd Avenue, New York."

    The most telling incident about the Olympic opening ceremonies wasn't the technical glitch of a visible BSOD.

    It was the Politburo's decision to force a seven year old girl to dub for her more photogenic replacement.

    You legitimize drugs, you legitimize corruption on a scale that would dwarf the Tour de France.

  75. Not going to ruin their life anyway by vlm · · Score: 1

    Drugs are not going to ruin the life of an athlete anyway.

    As for the olympic class athletes and pro athletes, they're ruined their life already by being separated from friends and family, removed from real schools and placed in training camps, been given inflated grades by "helpful" teachers so they don't get kicked out for academic ineligibility, and generally don't have the education or degree to succeed after retirement. Most end up pretty well physically ruined by retirement with no hope for the future. I'm sure you can find one counter example, maybe even a couple, but this is the truth for the majority. And we're supposed to think that with such a screwed up lifestyle that a hairy upper lip from roids is just going to push them over the edge, what a laugh, they're already ruined broken souls in bodies that will be broken soon enough and tossed aside.

    As for the kids that emulate them, who cares. Anyone kid with that bad of judgment would probably otherwise try to emulate the local crack dealer or otherwise totally screw up their lives anyway. The point I'm making is that roids are not going to screw up good kids, the already screwed up kids are going to use the roids, and frankly maybe that will improve their lives, so why not?

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  76. Enhanced Olympics by Lovemetal · · Score: 1

    I already had this great idea. A set of games where not only were drugs allowed but increasingly more common and more powerful anatomical enhancements were also allowed. I think I read some article were some poor double amputee was banned from an event(maybe not specifically Olympics) because he ran TOO fast on his fake leg-stilt-things. Why punish these people? Why not encourage body modifications. This will just make the transition to our cybernetic bodies that much easier once it's out in the zeitgeist.

  77. Fault by PatTheGreat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, when an athlete dies these days due to an overdose on whatever steroid or performance enhancing drug he's secretly taking, it's his fault, sure, you could argue that the culture of sports and the culture of having to be better than the next guy drove him to it, but in the end it's illegal and against the rules and he shouldn't have done it. If you legalize doping, then it's no longer his fault. It's allowed in the rules and it's encouraged and if that's the case then doping wouldn't be a personal choice for the athlete, it would be a requirement to be able to keep up with all the other althetes in his field. So when an athlete dies doping in a dope-okay world, then he is a cruel victim of the system and the system is to be blamed. That's why you can't legalize doping. Make it legal, then people will be FORCED to do it, and then people will die because y'all thought it was too inconvienient to try to make better tests.

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  78. Not this again. by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    Why are these "what if?" questions getting media attention still? An endless array of people attempting good commentary have been asking this very same question for many years now, and the opinions have always been divided. There's nothing new or insightful about this, and I don't see how it has any place on the front page of slashdot.

  79. Up to the athletes? by Fishbulb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're naively assuming that it's up to the athletes at all. Given what goes on with doping being illegal, it would be a field day for sport club owners and countries; anyone who would benefit greatly without taking any of the risk. For them, to hell with the health concerns of the athlete, as long as they bring back sacks of gold. (and silver and bronze, but mostly gold).

    1. Re:Up to the athletes? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Precisely. This is less a sports ethics issue, than it is a health and safety issue. There are little pro-steroid argument sin this thread that cannot be used to support private security companies, construction firms or any other industry needing physical labour, to make drug use mandatory for their workers. Why should people have to take medication just to get a job?

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  80. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because people being upset about drugs used to enhance performance is EXACTLY THE SAME as people being upset about athletes using the same drugs to NOT DIE.

  81. Dolphin and alien olympics by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

    I think we should allow dolphins to compete with swimmers and elephants compete with weight lifters. And what about gene doping, we could just clone the winner, switch a few DNA code lines and the best distro wins. Seems fair to me.

    1. Re:Dolphin and alien olympics by argent · · Score: 1

      I think we should allow dolphins to compete with swimmers and elephants compete with weight lifters.

      So long as they can fill out the application forms without coaching, why not?

      I recall a story from the '50s about a mermaid enrolled in a swimming contest. The opposing team tried to pit a seal against her, but were foiled when the mermaid's coach dumped a bowl of goldfish in the pool to distract it.

    2. Re:Dolphin and alien olympics by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      Stanford has started a project to grow human brain stem cells in a different species and so this is quite doable, I hope you speak for the IOC as I have a tiger that wants to compete in the broad jump.

    3. Re:Dolphin and alien olympics by argent · · Score: 1

      I hope you speak for the IOC

      My (current instar) human host body doesn't even speak for itself.

    4. Re:Dolphin and alien olympics by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      I hope you speak for the IOC

      My (current instar) human host body doesn't even speak for itself.

      I personally do not speak for myself either unless I am on conference call with all my personalities present, but I would like to say that I think my human tiger hybrid would eat up the competition in 'any' event ( bata boom bata bing...

    5. Re:Dolphin and alien olympics by argent · · Score: 1

      I would like to say that I think my human tiger hybrid would eat up the competition in 'any' event

      Big cats are fundamentally lazy and laid back. A tiger purrs like a freight train rolling by.

      It's the mid-sized predators you really need to worry about. Let me get my wolverine coded up and we'll see some action.

  82. already do: cycling, swimming by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    in these disciplines athletes use devices or advanced swimsuits to gain an advantage. The bikes that one team use are not available to other teams - unless they can afford them. Likewise the advanced materials of swimsuits. So we already have an unfair competition, with the richest teams able to afford advantages that possibly better athletes from less well-off teams can't have.

    So far as drug assisted sports goes - the same applies. The teams with the best chemists will win. The "Tour de France" has long been full of drug abuse: some detect, the more advanced ones not.

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  83. Oh come on by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Vince Lombardi didn't have Gatorade, much less steroids or testosterone blood infusions stashed under his trench coat.

    It isn't the desire to win that is wrong, it's the moral depravity of cheating. There's a pretty clear distinction between the desire to win and the desire to cheat.

    1. Re:Oh come on by thedistrict · · Score: 1

      Not only the desire to cheat, it's the belief that what you're doing is justifiable to make you better. Or even scarier the people that thing it isn't wrong at all.

  84. Re:No by neight108 · · Score: 1

    Its more than just steroids. Athletes aren't even allowed to have caffeine in NCAA sports. http://www1.ncaa.org/membership/ed_outreach/health-safety/drug_testing/banned_drug_classes.pdf

  85. Karma to burn... by HungSoLow · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I debated on whether to write this, since I cherish my karma oh so much...

    What difference does it make? Doped or not doped, the entirety of professional sports is a sham. These people are treated with far greater respect, given far more opportunities to excel and far more financial compensation than any scientist, engineer or teacher ever will. Someone making 30 million a year for what amounts to being lucky to have their genetics is ridiculous (sure, training is involved, but training without supporting genetics means squat).

    And I say all of this as an avid sports enthusiast: lots of mountain climbing, hiking, soccer, cycling, etc... but none professionally. People in science, education, arts and entrepreneurial business have to work their asses off to achieve something tangible as opposed to one of these "sports professionals" who have trained themselves to run REALLY fast in a straight line (sometimes in an oval too!)

    I say fuck the games, let's simply let professional sport die as it should and leave sports as an enjoyable hobby / past time; not the enormous waste of time, money and space that it currently enjoys.

    1. Re:Karma to burn... by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Doped or not doped, the entirety of professional sports is a sham. These people are treated with far greater respect, given far more opportunities to excel and far more financial compensation than any scientist, engineer or teacher ever will. Someone making 30 million a year for what amounts to being lucky to have their genetics is ridiculous (sure, training is involved, but training without supporting genetics means squat).

      One of the downsides of the whole PC movement is the belief that we should ignore people's differences. Everything you are now capable of doing comes down to being lucky to have the genes you have. Plus training and dedication.

      So you're not an athlete. I assume you're some type of scientist, engineer, or maybe a teacher. Your genes probably gave you above-average intelligence. That doesn't mean the work you put in to get educated means squat. You might not have had to study for tests, and others had to study for 4-8 hours. Then you still got a higher grade then they did. Congratulations, you will most likely have an easier time finding a job, you will most likely find a higher paying job, and all because you were lucky to land your genes.

      Besides, training without supporting genetics doesn't mean squat. Unless you have an actual disability, training will improve your current condition and make you better in whatever you choose to be. In order to be the among the best in the world, training won't get you there without the genetics to support you, but again, that's true for everything. You are not going to be the next Albert Einstein, no matter how much you study physics (statistically speaking, I'm assuming you're not a genius).

      People in science, education, arts and entrepreneurial business have to work their asses off to achieve something tangible as opposed to one of these "sports professionals" who have trained themselves to run REALLY fast in a straight line (sometimes in an oval too!)

      I say fuck the games, let's simply let professional sport die as it should and leave sports as an enjoyable hobby / past time; not the enormous waste of time, money and space that it currently enjoys.

      That's ridiculous. We don't have a shortage of people in the world. Like you said, these people were gifted with genes that make them outstanding athletes. Most of them would make only mediocre scientists, engineers, teachers, artists, or entrepreneurs. Some of them will go on to other professions once their athletic career is over. The waste would have been to ignore their potential. If you had the chance to truly excel at something, would you not want to?

      Besides, professional sports does benefit the rest of us. There's a lot of science that goes on to train them. That benefits us. The money isn't wasted. People who pay to see the games are enjoying themselves, and that money isn't destroyed. It's used to pay for scholarships, it's used to pay for medical professionals, the money you paid for food and drinks is going to the people who supplied you with food and drinks...in turn those people are spending the money they earn in other things, and so forth. You cannot possibly "waste" money. It's impossible.

      I really hate the whole politically correct thing thing. People are different, some are better at some things than others, and there's no shame in that. It's bad when you start thinking that being a world class athlete makes you a better person, because you're ignoring the fact that there are other skills that you suck at. It's bad when you're a kickass scientist and you think you're a better person than the jock. There's nothing wrong with knowing that you are naturally gifted in your field. Thank your deity if you believe in such things, and value the differences that allow others to accomplish that which you cannot.

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    2. Re:Karma to burn... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      They're entertainers, dumbass, just like Britney Spears. People like to watch them, and while they're watching, advertising space can be sold. If you've got a great athlete on your team, then more people will want to watch, and you can price your advertising at a higher rate. This creates jobs all up and down the line for people selling ads, companies that sell more because people know about their products, etc. How many jobs does a typical incompetent elementary school teacher create?

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    3. Re:Karma to burn... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Someone making 30 million a year for what amounts to being lucky to have their genetics is ridiculous

      You're still talking about athletes, right? Because this could just as easily apply to a top-paid expert in ANY field.

      Your brain... It's affected by genetics, every bit as much as your muscles are. Of course, someone's going to chime-in to say that education can have a huge and equalizing effect on intelligence, versus being purely genetics... but the same is true for physical abilities as well... Substantial training can make anyone ridiculously strong, it's only at the very, very top of athletics that an average person can't reach without a major genetic advantage.

      Now, there aren't exactly a lot of engineers making 30 million a year, but there are some. There aren't many athletes that make it up to that pay scale, either, we just see them a lot. Engineering isn't so much of a spectator's sport.

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    4. Re:Karma to burn... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I have a shitload of fun a team sporting events. I guess even enough to buy the 6 dollar beer that pays for their salaries.

      Some people go to sports events, some pay 15 bucks a month for Warcraft. Is Blizzard a sham cause they're making shitloads of money?

      Maybe you think my choice in entertainment is lame, but that's just like, your opinion, man.

      When people pay attention to you, you earn money. People like to watch other people, it's human nature. If the athletes weren't paid as much, then it would just be the team owners that made bank on the backs of the athletes.

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    5. Re:Karma to burn... by amchugh · · Score: 1

      The proper comparison for professional sports is acting or playing the lottery. For every one person who earns 30 million a year, there are hundreds or thousands who don't make it, or who's careers end before they start due to injury. Also, in NFL football, the average career length is 4 years, and for offensive linemen, their lifespan is 28 years shorter than the national average.

  86. Allowing doping.... by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    Allowing doping is the same as allowing cheating in a game. If you permit it, it will not be about the person who is the best but it will be about the person who can cheat the best. And that's just lame.

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  87. some sports are already dangerous. by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    some sports, like boxing, football etc. already have the possibility to impose horrendous injuries and death on participants. As an audience we are prepared to put up with that, so why not any injuries (or death) caused by drugs.

    Provided the athletes know what they are letting themselves in for, why not?

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    1. Re:some sports are already dangerous. by Target+Drone · · Score: 1

      some sports, like boxing, football etc. already have the possibility to impose horrendous injuries and death on participants. As an audience we are prepared to put up with that, so why not any injuries (or death) caused by drugs.

      So if a sport is already dangerous it's fine to make it even more dangerous by allowing doping?

    2. Re:some sports are already dangerous. by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      The point is that these "dangerous" sports already set the benchmark for what society accepts. So why not allow drugs/implants/enhancements that would raise the performance of athletes up to this, already defined, level of danger.

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  88. What would you rather see? Someone shave a 10th of a second of the hundred meters? Or someone do it in 3 seconds.

  89. Re:No by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Funny

    No illegal steroids that is :)

    What happens when we allow doping we get an even more skewed playing field as we get athletes who need to be rich in order to compete.

    Also didnt SNL do a skit on this once...I seem to remember a guy doing the dead lift and his arms ripping off....

    Because I too make all my decisions based on what happened in a skit played on SNL.

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  90. The writing style discredits the idea by afabbro · · Score: 1

    This paragraph is 90% incendiary adjectives and biased verbs:

    ...'antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear' by relying on unscientifically calibrated tests, like the unreliable test for synthetic testosterone that cost Floyd Landis his 2006 Tour de France victory and even if the authorities manage to correct their tests, they can't possibly keep up with the accelerating advances in biology."

    Let's see...

    • "fostered a culture of suspicion, secrecy, and fear" - no facts
    • "Relying on unscientifically calibrated tests" - no facts and the presumption that these are the only kinds of tests that exist
    • "even if the authorities manage to correct their tests" - "manage to" implies it's some kind of herculean effort and the authorities are incompetent
    • "they can't possibly keep up with the accelerating advances in biology" - a double winner! "can't possibly" - um, why? And "accelerating advances" - as opposed to normal advances? And advances are only on the evasion, not the detection side?

    This style of writing is amateurish and written to inflame, not discuss. It's what high school students sound like when they are trying to passionately defend or discredit.

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  91. Not for everyone by shermo · · Score: 1

    I'm just lucky my sport hasn't been infiltrated with drugs yet. (Yes, I know this from travelling with world/olympic champions) We've actually acquired a few people from other sports who realised that they couldn't win their running/swimming/cycling without resorting to questionable practices.

    This doesn't mean just drugs either. Training in a depressurized chamber when you're 16 doesn't exactly fit the olympic ideal for some people. There's also lots of interesting things you can do with blood.

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  92. Doped athletics is not athletics. by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you don't set clear limits on technology in sports, the competition is no longer one of athletics, but of engineering. The skill and effort of the participant becomes less important than the biochemists and engineers who have "rebuilt him".

    While such a competition among bioengineers would be quite interesting to see, it would be highly unethical to use humans like this, as building materials in a glorified Pinewood Derby contest.

    In all sports that can be called sports, the emphasis is on the effort of the participant, not the technology. Even technological sports like auto racing set up strict limits to the kinds of technology that can be used. Otherwise, NASCAR racing, for example, would just be a contest to see who can stick the biggest engine on four wheels.

    Sports already has plenty of controversy with possibly-unbalanced technological advantantages: consider the Speedo LZR racing swimsuit, Oscar Pistorius, and so on. Allow biotech into the mix, and it's a nightmare. And we lose focus on what's important: the athlete.

    1. Re:Doped athletics is not athletics. by verbamour · · Score: 1

      Coming soon to a sporting goods store near you, the Speedo LZW. If you check the crotch, you'll notice it has extremely efficient dynamic compression. They say it's lossless, but we'll let you be the judge.

    2. Re:Doped athletics is not athletics. by Leif_IA · · Score: 1

      Engineering does not supplant skill, or the athlete. Think for a second about what would actually happen if NASCAR permitted any sort of engine conceivable. The upper limit of performance would still be determined by driver. Why? Because winning is still about reaction time and focus. If you allow increasingly faster engines, you still have to rely on the ability of the driver to maneuver the vehicle. Thus, no matter how fast the car is goes, the end result will still be directly linked to the man behind the wheel. The competition would be different, but the determining factor (the factor that is being measured) - the skill of the driver - would remain unchanged.

      You can take it one step further and imagine that NASCAR allowed drivers to snort lines of ritalin before the race. Could we then say that "it was the ritalin" and not the person that won the race? Of course not. Taking ritalin does not substitute for practice and natural talent. All it does is prolong the length of time that you can efficiently execute certain mental skills acquired beforehand. In short, increasing endurance (which is really what all PEDs do) does not magically increase skill (look at the other side of the coin: if you deprived a chess champion of sleep for three days and then asked him to compete, no one would claim that he was exhibiting the full range of his talents).

      The argument against PEDs really only applies to a very narrow subset of sports: those that rely totally on endurance or strength. In reality these "sports" are few and far between - the only ones I can think of are weightlifting and some track sports, mostly running. In a way these sports are are barely sports at all, since they are almost totally determined by the chance physical characteristics of the competitors. For example, Michael Phelps has feet that are about 3 inches wider than mine, so if even if we both took as many steroids as we wanted (and all else being even), he would still beat me.

      Sports have rules in order to identify the competitor which best exhibits some arbitrary ability. The consistent introduction of PEDs to this sort of framework does little to change this. think of it as adding a fixed constant to a wide range of different functions.

    3. Re:Doped athletics is not athletics. by chenjeru · · Score: 1

      I think that we just need two classes of Olympics and competition: 'pure' human with no doping or modification, and 'enhanced' with unlimited drug use and biomechanics including prosthetics. This would let the tech side progress as far as the athletes are willing to go, and create a separate class for 'natural' people. Let's face it: we will eventually have biomechanical bones, organs and muscles which will far surpass the capabilities of our original ones. We might as well use the "Special Olympics" as the grounds for these enhanced athletics, especially since they already include prosthetic-enhanced competitors.

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    4. Re:Doped athletics is not athletics. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Especially for NASCAR, you dont think that a drug that would increase your reaction time by 2 wouldnt be wanted?

      Oh look, I observe time as 2 times as fast, so I can do more maneuvers at high speed.

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  93. How well thought out of you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally have no issues with your father's medical drug use, that is not the proble. It is sad that many tests and rules do not differentiate but does that mean we should just scrap the tests and let people use whatever the hell they want? I don't think so. Unfortunately current regulations discriminate against athletes like your dad, but dope supportive rules would discriminate against all hard working athletes who want to have a chance of winning without using drugs.

  94. already the case by boombaard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yet you feel that this isn't the case already?

    Honestly, I can understand how people who care about competitive sports and participate in them would be annoyed because they have to guess they keep losing just because the other guy is using a less tracable kind of doping or just because they're worse at whatever sport they play, even if I don't really see why you'd want to risk your life for it, but as someone above you already suggested in a roundabout way, it may be the only thing someone is capable of doing.

    But it seems to me that the current culture (specifically in marathony/cycling long distances) is pretty much destroyed already by the mentioned suspicion, as pretty much nobody will want to risk being the only guy who isn't cheating, and consistently losing because of it.
    For them, legalizing doping would just create more openness/honesty

    1. Re:already the case by berashith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Except for the recent US team at the Tour De France that volunteered for extra testing and established personal baselines for all their hormone levels. They signed a pact with each other that they were all willing to lose on their own merits, but to complete cleanly. This actually led to bigger sponsorships as they were clear of the cloud of suspicion. Ya, cycling is hard, but just because you lose doesnt mean that the guy who bet you cheated.

    2. Re:already the case by aliquis · · Score: 1

      And most performance enhancing drugs are probably used by normal people looking for a short cut to better physique / improvements / results / .. and not by the professionals (though in some sports such as cycling there may be a case that many people do use them, but still compared to all the drugs sold those people are few.)

    3. Re:already the case by badasscat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yet you feel that this isn't the case already?

      No, frankly it is not the case already.

      People around here (and this is somewhat unique to this site) can be both absolutist and incredibly defeatist when it comes to issues like this.

      But this logic can be used to justify anything. "People murder other people anyway, why not just let them do it?" Well, for one thing, such an argument displays a complete lack of morality and ethics. Ethics is not about the results of an action, it's about the reasoning behind an action. So by taking such a stand, you are throwing out any sense of ethical rule-making - and you are telling everybody else that ethics and morality don't matter. What, then, are you left with? Why not throw out every rule, regulation and law?

      This is important because not only do you legalize what was previously illegal, you also legitimize it. You're saying one of two things: a) this was a bad rule/law, and what it forbade should not have been forbade, or b) ethical conduct doesn't matter, so do what you want.

      You're essentially actively encouraging what you were previously forbidding. It's not a neutral act, repealing a rule or law.

      Second, while it's true that *some* "people murder other people anyway", it's certainly *not* true that *most* people do or that laws against it have no effect. There most certainly is both a factor of deterrence and a natural lowering of the incidence of crime due to incarceration of the offenders who are caught.

      The same is true of doping. It is simply untrue to say doping tests are "ineffective". The only way you could say that is if nobody had been caught. Well, plenty of people have been caught - not just athletes, but suppliers as well. Investigators don't only go after the athletes anymore, they go to the source, and it's very hard to even get banned substances anymore. And they don't rely only on tests - they follow the paper trail, like any other investigative body.

      They also store blood and urine for 8 years. So if you think that just because there's no test for a particular substance today, there probably will be before those samples expire. Athletes know this too - it's a cat and mouse game, but the athletes are forever on the wrong end of it.

      Several US athletes including Michael Phelps have volunteered this time around to be "super-tested" - from what I remember, they get blood and urine tests every single day, and they get followed around all over the place by USOC officials. These are gold medal athletes who have volunteered for this.

      *All* of the other athletes are tested regularly. And anyone suspected of doping literally has their trash gone through, their phone records checked, their bank accounts examined. It's just not worth it for most athletes.

      Does that mean there's no doping? No. But it's like any other rule - the fact that a few people break it doesn't mean you throw the baby out with the bathwater. The rules work, for the most part.

    4. Re:already the case by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The current zero-tolerance policy at least keeps the doping levels somewhat low: athletes fear to take too much, lest they be detected.

      If doping were legalized, the sky would be the limit. Athletes would dope themselves to levels just short of death in their pursuit of glory. There would be no choice: every aspiring gold medalist would be forced to risk their health if they want a chance to win.

      I would hate forcing people to risk their lives for my entertainment. So the current anti-doping regime, as imperfect as it is, is still vastly preferable to laissez-faire.

      (I am somewhat more open to legalizing recreational drugs for the general population. Normal people have no incentive to overdose themselves, and most would be sensible.)

    5. Re:already the case by Etherwalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More likely they signed the pact because it let them get the sponsorship. US Cycling teams have had horrible problems getting sponsored in recent years because of all the doping they've been involved in.

      It would be nice if they did it for more altruistic reasons, and I hope they did; but I rather suspect they didn't.

    6. Re:already the case by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      The Garmin-Chipotle team is a breath of fresh air in cycling. It's nice to see somebody doing something proactive about doping. It was even better that they had someone finish the Tour in 5th place over all. I wonder what Floyd's fate would be if he had a significant amount of baseline data to fall back on when that test came back "dirty".

      I'm still trying to figure out how a muscle building agent can help an endurance athlete win an event like the Tour de France.

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    7. Re:already the case by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      Hormone's ay? That's nice, what about EPO and blood doping?

    8. Re:already the case by Bodrius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That could be a good argument for removing the bans too.

      If it becomes a matter of choice, "clean" athletes and teams get a market differentiator they can use to get better sponsorships and fans - while doped athletes would not risk the health hazards of an illegal practice.

      If that were to happen, I'd actually expect "clean" leagues to pop up, perhaps splitting the spectators more interested in sports than hyper-competitiveness.

      Of course, I'd also expect drug manufacturers to massively sponsor the doping and use it as a testing ground for new tech, much as equipment manufacturers do right now. This wouldn't benefit the athletes themselves - but it would provide a strong motivation for open-ness vs secrecy - and others would benefit from the research.

      There would be a lot of complications, but I can see why many think it would be better than the status quo.

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    9. Re:already the case by iivel · · Score: 1

      "a) this was a bad rule/law, and what it forbade should not have been forbade"

      Yep...that pretty much sums it up to me. Okay, if you want a level playing field sure - keep it out of sports (or create a seperate league for dopers); but proper testing and monitoring of potentially human-enhancing drugs should not IMHO be illegal. There is a limit to what can be accomplished naturally, I don't mind playing with that boundary.

      Look at a few examples of compounds banned in the US: Ephedrine, perfectly safe for nearly all users, but some kid decides "A little is good, a LOT must be better" dies and now it's illegal. Andro - same deal :( More than a couple of the compounds I'd used in my training for YEARS are now illegal for similar reasons. Personal responsibility seems to have fallen by the wayside.

    10. Re:already the case by iivel · · Score: 1

      ...so why no performance enhancing drugs for the general population? I have no incentive to overdose myself, and still - substances I'd used safely for years just keep disappearing (being banned).

    11. Re:already the case by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Yet you feel that this isn't the case already?

      But this logic can be used to justify anything. "People murder other people anyway, why not just let them do it?"

      Well, there's at least a mite bit of a difference between taking a drug to enhance athletic performance and murdering people. Not a lot, I grant you, but some.

      People also need to realize, that you can't just take a drug and get Olympiatic performance. You still have to go through the painful and tedious process of breaking the muscles down and training your brain to operate recovered muscles properly.

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    12. Re:already the case by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      If doping were legalized, the sky would be the limit. Athletes would dope themselves to levels just short of death in their pursuit of glory.

      You, sir, have no clue about what constitutes athletic training.

      The "no pain, no gain"/"you're not training unless you're in a cast" days are gone. Anyone involved with training an Olympian knows that you do not get a healthy body by putting it in a near death situation.

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    13. Re:already the case by haystor · · Score: 1

      You only know about the cheats in cycling because they actually test. None of the American sports are doing anything that could be considered testing today.

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    14. Re:already the case by CoolHnd30 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Clean Leagues" - nice thought but it would never work...

      The clean leagues would quickly become the most popular since it has "normal people" doing the best they can with what they've got (the very essence of athletics). Once the clean leagues were more popular, then all the athletes would want to be in them, since that is where the popularity was, therefore the athletes prone to doping would want to play there, too, hiding there doping. That would quickly become a situation as it is today.

      If, on the other hand, the doping league somehow increased it's popularity over the clean league, then all the players would want to play there, and the clean players would feel compelled to dope there.

      The fact is that doping is bad for a player's health and should not be allowed on that basis, since any allowance of an any sort allows doping to proliferate, and makes all players feel the need to do it to be competitive.

    15. Re:already the case by Bodrius · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt that, given the choice, "clean leagues" would become the most popular by any means.

      The whole reason doping is a problem is that sports have become a show business, its about winning and spectacle.

      Given the choice, I'd expect no-restraints leagues to be far more popular because they'll have the most spectacular performances - and because that's where the money would be (both for athlete profit, and advertising).

      "Clean leagues" would be the equivalent of "ethical mutual funds" - they'd attract / split a surprisingly large chunk of the public, and they would positively influence everybody else. But their performances would be less obviously extraordinary, and they wouldn't have the deep pharma sponsorship pockets to convince everyone otherwise. Their public would just be different.

      You're right that means 'clean players' would feel compelled to move to the 'doper league' - that's actually what I think would make it work.
      Why risk angering your fans and losing sponsorships by cheating on the 'clean league', when you can have it easier, and make a lot more money, with a pharma sponsorship elsewhere? If they're the type of athlete where this argument is tempting - then it's probably a good idea for them to move on.

      I guess the difference is that you seem to have faith the public cares about "the very essence of athletics", but think the players would be compelled to betray their principles.

      I think the opposite is much more realistic: most of the public could care less about the essence of athletics. They want a good show, competition, and a vent to tribal pride. Athletes, on the other hand, have already dedicated their lives to the sport. If they have a choice as to the rules they commit to, and a sense of a level playing field, I'd expect they would honor them (or move openly to a different set of rules if they want to).

      We do agree 100% that none of this is good for the athletes. They're the big losers either way.
      But the argument made is that this would at least be safer than having people medicate themselves without medical supervision, which they're already doing.

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    16. Re:already the case by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      The present solution, as imperfect as it is, is preferable to the alternatives for three reasons:

      1. Olympic athletes are supposed to serve as an inspiration to others, especially children. Legalizing the chemical supplementation simply encourages kids to pursue chemical supplements, not training and especially not realistic goals.
      2. Research done with athletes and athletic programs is often used to establish fitness and diet guidelines for everyone else. There's a good bet that a successful bodybuilding exercise program for a 19th century bodybuilder would help most healthy adults today gain muscle. When you read Arnold Schwarzennegger's Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding, you have to question whether the exercise routine only works for people on an impressive cocktail of steroids. Legalizing chemical supplementation destroys any useful fitness information people who don't use chemical supplements can derive from studies of Olympic athletes. ( I personally had far better luck gaining muscle mass following old simple calisthenic routines than I did trying to follow the recommended workouts in Arnold's book as written. )
      3. Last and perhaps most important, Olympic competition and training has always been about tremendous strength of will as much as it is about incredible fitness and skill. One of the most admirable traits of elite natural athletes is their ability to push themselves through pain. Boxers withstand punches and keep fighting. Runners have lactic acid buildup in their legs, but keep moving. Swimmers' lungs are burning as they push themselves as quickly as possible while taking as little time to breathe as they can. If we allow any drugs in competition, willpower becomes irrelevant. The drugs hone the concentration, the drugs hide the fatigue, the drugs build the muscle so weakness is no longer an issue, and most importantly the drugs block the pain. Strength of will becomes irrelevant.

      Testing has problems, but the alternatives are far worse.

    17. Re:already the case by Darby · · Score: 1


      1. Olympic athletes are supposed to serve as an inspiration to others, especially children.

      No, they are not. They are supposed to try and win whatever event they compete in so that they can get paid large sums of money to advertise crap (often crap more harmful than some of these performance enhancing drugs). Now, the fact that so many people like to pretend that they should be some sort of example is a real problem, but that problem should be addressed on its own (or not, there's no real way to stop people from being stupid that is consistent with a free society). Lumping two entirely different problems together like you're doing is not only unhelpful, it's dishonest.

    18. Re:already the case by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      You are assuming that the athletes will know what the safe doping levels are. This will always be false. Due to intense competion, there will always be the temptation to take newer, more powerful drugs whose safety margins are unknown. We would be far worse off than we are today.

      If we tried to ban the dangerous drugs, we would have to reimpose an onerous anti-doping regime. And again we would be worse off than we are today (because by legalizing some drugs we will have raised the level of pharmaceutical danger).

      There is no benefit to laissez-faire; we may as well keep the current system.

    19. Re:already the case by berashith · · Score: 1

      the baseline covers those too ...

      all of the testing that they have done is to clear up any questions. If you happen to have an odd level of anything then that will consistently be shown. If you happen to have someone else's blood in your veins, then that will be even more obvious.

    20. Re:already the case by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:already the case by DuckDodgers · · Score: 1

      You're describing what the Olympics are. My idea of Olympic athletes as models is the way I think it should be.

    22. Re:already the case by Darby · · Score: 1

      You're describing what the Olympics are. My idea of Olympic athletes as models is the way I think it should be.

      Ahhh, ok.

      At that point I'll just respectfully disagree with you as I feel someone who can run around or swim or whatever still isn't doing anything worthwhile. Everyone can do those things and nobody who has a normal life can do them at that level, so pointing a child toward them as a role model seems pretty silly to me. You are, of course, welcome to find it reasonable rather than silly ;-)

  95. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Exactly and all which need to be said. What's the reason to have a competition in physical performance when some people cheat? Who cares what they can do if they use steroids, robotics, and so on?

    Personally I think even doping free power lifting suck because of the belts, knee wraps and even more deadlift and squat suits and bench press shirts. The people competing in that area compete on how much they can lift, but then use equipment which raises the lifts above what their body could do alone? Who the fuck cares then? They can't lift the weights and the competition is totally useless. They can't even use the competition results to say (for real) that they can squat this or that amount of weight.

    I guess a second alternative is to just not compete in any sports.

  96. Calvinball! by initialE · · Score: 1

    The game where you set the rules!

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    1. Re:Calvinball! by weg · · Score: 1

      Well, there are some rules in Calvinball, for instance, no rule oughta be used twice (which is an oxymoron -- Bill Watterson is just a genius, too bad he gave up drawing)

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  97. Re:No by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    Well, it's a simple slippery slope.

    If we allow someone with a disease or condition to use medicine that would make him stronger, it would be unfair to other athletes who didn't have this condition.

    As soon as you allow this, all sorts of people will try to be diagnosed with conditions that will require performance enchancing drugs.

    You are basically pulling the cork out the bottle with the genie. He will not go in again if you open it.

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  98. And there's the message it sends by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    Also, by effectively forcing all the competitors to get doped in order to stay competitive, you're also effectively forcing everyone who wants to try out to do the same thing. On down the chain it goes. So essentially every kid with dreams of making it into the Olympics will be encouraged to resort to increasingly dangerous performance enhancements from the get-go.

    Agreed. And even a flawed testing system sends a message that doping is a dishonorable way to win, even if it works. I may have to tell my teenage son someday that steroids are a bad idea. It would be a lot harder if all his sporting heroes openly admit that they do it, and if you have to do it to make the J.V. team.

    1. Re:And there's the message it sends by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should teach him to select better "heros."

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  99. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This leads to a "tragedy of the commons", though, where athletes can no longer compete on their own merits without using (potentially harmful) performance enhancing drugs because everyone else is using them. I don't think we want to go down that road.

    Actually it doesn't have much to do with the tragedy of the commons. It is, however, a very nice example of the prisoner's dilemma.

  100. comic reference some time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for anyone who might have read it there was a marvellous strip in Viz (uk comic) a few years ago which dealt with this scenario quite well (albeit slightly cynically). Featuring images of athletes bristling with syringes leaping over impossible heights totally off their faces. i have to admit to laughing long and hard.

  101. Re:No by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I say let's create a new set of games specifically for this reason. Let the "all natural" athletes have their own games, and we'll hold separate ones for those who sacrifice their own bodies for their performance.

    And why limit it to drugs? I say let them include anything and everything they want so long as it meets two requirements: First, it must be entirely self-contained (no power cables or wireless control links). Second, it must be operated directly from the user's nervous system (eg no buttons or switches - direct wetware interfaces only).

    Just think of the medical advances a pharmaceutically and cybernetically enhanced olympics could produce once it catches on!
    =Smidge=

  102. reality itself by Leif_IA · · Score: 1

    A few points. First, a lot of you seem to be assuming that more steroids = better performance. Like all drugs, there is a point where the dosage inhibits your ability more than it helps. And to further complicate things, this optimum point varies from person to person. So instead of turning into an ever escalating "hulk on hulk" roid fest, sports would quickly reach another 'equilibrium' in which individual athletes seek out the right balance of supplements and training that optimize their performance. Thus the final result of endurance-type sports (sports where physical conditioning trumps skill, i.e. track not basketball) would be determined both by an athlete's innate physical makeup, and their metabolic compatibility with the range of available drugs. So where these sports were once largely determined by one set of innate factors, they would now be determined by all those PLUS the added dimension of individual chemistry. I don't see that as all that big of a difference.

    Second, lets consider the advantages of training facilities. I don't think anyone would argue with the following: (1) the USA's training facilities and programs are big contributers to their olympic success (2) a big component to the failure of poorer nations is exactly their lack of such facilities/programs. Yet few see this as a "problem" to be forcibly remedied by organizations like the IOC. This seems to suggest that the issue with most people isn't fairness, but a knee-jerk revulsion to 'screwing with the body' (however vague and incoherent that is).

    Third, in response to concerns about "big pharma": modern sports as we know and love them today are already firmly 'corporatized'; in fact if they weren't theres no way we would be able to enjoy the same level of competition. I think even those of you that lament any sort of profit seeking activity whatsoever would admit that the financial incentives to potential athletes are considerable.

    Finally, (while I personally don't see the need for it) I think the two-class solution would be, pragmatically speaking, the best. If people want to cling to some illusory idea of 'purity' then let them - just not at the sake of an individual's right to their own body and the inevitable, fascinating march of technological innovation.

  103. Sporters will live shorter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've seen time and time again what doping can do to people. And over the years we also see what will become of them because of it. We've seen people drop dead on their bike, we've seen people becoming even fatter than Elvis and naturally we've seen plenty of people die at a rather young age.

    So what would happen? A good mixture of the above IMO

    Funny that silly things like these should come from the land of the dope. Sure, in the early days it were the communist countries which had plenty of doped people around but in my impression it would seem as if the US has taken over that part and took a good advantage on the rest at that. Just take a look at that so-called tour winner Lens Armstrong who has been proven guilty already.

  104. Driving Medical Progress by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Let's see several hundred countries spending millions if not billions dollars to make their athletes faster, better , stronger, more flexible.

    The spin off technologies and medicine would really help mankind, isn't that what the Olympics should be about?

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  105. What if we let companies do whatever they want... by weg · · Score: 1

    to make money? By stating that question, you're assuming that people act rational and responsible. The failure of game theory in the social sciences and economics have taught us that this is not the case.

    Unfortunately, it wouldn't be the atheletes to decide which drugs they'd take, but the sponsor or trainer. And, if athlete X refuses to take the newest, untested drugs, there will always be an athlete Y who, for whatever reason (monetary or else), is willing to take it.

    So, no. Stupid idea. Forget about it.

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  106. Re:No by glm8709 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is it true that PRACTICING (a sport) was considered cheating by early atheletes?

  107. Achilles' Choice by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Larry Niven and Steven Barnes wrote a novel on this very subject, "Achilles' Choice" - do you want a long, boring life or a short, glorious one?. Interesting and involving read. You could compete in the Olympics in one of two classes - natural, or augmented. Augmented atheletes Gold Medals offered very substantial perks. The games themselves had an intellectual component as well as a physical one, so the augmentation had to be mental as well.

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    1. Re:Achilles' Choice by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      But what if steroids give you a chance at a long AND glorious life?

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  108. Re:No by phoomp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as we're banning performance enhancing drugs, we should also be banning performance enhancing technologies. No ultra-low-resistance suits for swimmers, no special shoes for basketball players, no compound bows for archers, no ultra-light bikes for cyclists ...

  109. Re:No by orasio · · Score: 1

    Well, that kinda happened today to a hungarian guy.
    Look up olympics elbow in youtube or something. No link, because they keep yanking off the video.

  110. Re:No by retchdog · · Score: 1

    This is understandable. My cardio sessions are much more fun and much more productive when I take just 200mg caffeine about 10 minutes in advance. I can believe that there would be long-term noticable effects from caffeine stimulation, especially from whole-team competitions.

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  111. Re:No by hitmark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    kinda like what formula 1 had for car development in the early days?

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  112. Where do you draw the line? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Once you start taking any drugs to compensate for physical deficiencies, then where do you reasonably draw the line? What about taking body building supplements to combat your physical weakness? Or, in other words, what conditions are allowable for compensation and which are not? For example many athletes take asthma medication to improve respiration because they get out of breath after heavy exertion.

    BTW Using a steriod cream for psoriasis is very different to taking the amounts used for body building/weight lifting, though the steroid cream would possibly trigger first-level tests.

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    1. Re:Where do you draw the line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define "drug."

    2. Re:Where do you draw the line? by $0.02 · · Score: 1
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  113. What is "Pro"? by 800DeadCCs · · Score: 1

    I think part of the problem is Pro vs. "amateur" vs. real amateur.
    Pros are the money makers in the big sports.
    "Amateurs" are the money makers in the sports most people don't care about.
    Real amateurs are the rest of us.

    My belief is that part of the problem is the cost of entry to participate in the events.
    Sure, you could ride a bicycle coast to coast with just what's in your saddlebags in competitive time,
    but the rules state that you have to have a chase/support vehicle...
    "amateurs" can afford it through subsidies, grants, gifts, and sponsorships.
    A couple of years ago, some co-workers and I looked into some various cycling races, but the support vehicle requirement killed us.

    Hell, you could be the best target masturbator on the planet, and if people want to watch that,,, great; but when the rules pop up about how you do it, what you do, and rules about support personnel, you're just another jerk-off.

    Flat out though, I'm against doping; but if you wanna do it, fine; but let all the consequences be on you, you made an assload of cash on it, you're gonna need it to survive the next few decades. Drug abuse is bad, but the war on drugs is worse.

  114. Re:No by slugstone · · Score: 1

    That cork is already out of the bottle.

  115. Re:No by slugstone · · Score: 1

    And swimmers should swim naked. :-D

  116. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Yeah because it's comparable?

    Though I think high tech swimming fabrics are weird to.

    But powerlifting gear would be more like using an uv scooter in the swimming competitions ... Or at least a pair of fins on their feets.

    The basic need for "gear" in swimming is still to cover up body parts, you can still do that in powerlifting without a suit or bench press shirt increasing your lifts with say 20%.

  117. Re:No by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not have a Drugged/Whatever-it-takes Olympics? Separate from the Summer Olympics proper. We have separate olympic events for paraplegics, quadraplegics etc. Why not have a separate Games where athletes are able to do whatever it takes to be the best.

    If they want to remove their legs just below the knees so they can supplant them with carbon fibre fins, they can.
    If they want to get juiced up on steroids 'til they're a quivering mass of muscle, they can.
    If they want to have implants in their feet that act as flippers, they can.

    That way, the purists can keep the Olympics free of "cheats" and the rest of the world can see what humans are truly capable of, when mankind chooses something different, chooses the impossible. When athletes are not bound by petty morality. When the great are not constrained by the small...

  118. There is at least one great example in p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I remember this match .. Mohamed Ali Rashwan, an Egyptian Judo player, in the Judo finals of the 1984 summer Olympics, playing against Japan's Yasuhiro Yamashita, who was playing with a torn right calf muscle.

    Rashwan voluntarily did not aim for Yamashita's right leg because he was conscious of his competitor's injury.

    And he lost the match, preferring not to win a Gold medal through dishonor.. but rather play on his opponent's healthy limb.

    He won a prize from the international fairplay committee recognizing his sportsmanship.

    To this day, the Japanese admire this man very much.

  119. Different steroids by iamplupp · · Score: 1

    Um. Anabolic steroids and corticosteroids are not the same thing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anabolic_Steroids
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corticosteroid

  120. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for that video that can only be seen within the US. The UK.

  121. Body Building... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    is a perfect example of the "sport" where you can not make it without taking massive amounts of steroids at some point in your life (to grow the muscles and stretch the muscle fiber sacks).

    The benefits of taking steroids at one point in the body builder's life are long lasting (almost for life). Even when the body builder goes off steroids, their muscles are stretched and it's easier to fill them up years later.

    Everyone knows it, except perhaps little children and yet there are people who still support the sport where one can not ever make it naturally.

    Besides the standards of achievement for the sport were set in an era where steroids were legal. Every body builder could go to their doctor and ask for steroids.

    Today it's illegal, so the only difference is that body builders get the steroids illegally (often times of suspicious quality and purity), and they shoot themselves instead a qualified professional doing it for them, which is more dangerous. And the doses have gone up 10-100 times as much.

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  122. Gattica discussed this by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Informative

    This issue was raised in the Movie Gattica, everyone is addressing the issue of current doping while ignoring what the original poster is discussing with his future projections. That is, what happens when biology excels to the point that we as humans begin modifying the gene code to improve humans. First we will start by eliminating genetic diseases, then people will start improving their children. Probably clandestine at first but I have no doubt it will grow into a culturally approved and even expected process. At the point when you can genetically create the perfect human swimmer do you ban them from the Olympics? What happens in the beginning when you can subtly make a stronger faster human and the enhanced humans aren't common, how do you select and prohibit those that were modified?

    It's an essential question because at the point where we begin altering the human genome and improving the strength, speed and intellect of humans at the genetic level, doping is a non issue and those without the modifications become incapable of competing against those that have been. Not only that, but it's going to be nearly impossible to tell if someone was modified at the genetic level before birth. It's decades away, but it is going to happen, I have no doubt, the genie was out of the bottle years ago and making it illegal won't change the fact that we will start changing the human genome while trying to make a better human being than the one nature created.

  123. How Liberal by Americium · · Score: 1

    What next? Legalize drugs so that drug dealers and users suffer less?

    I think I've heard these arguments before and this definitely won't happen in the USA.

    Although you can patent performing enhancing drugs(unlike recreational ones) so the profit would still be there even if they're legal.

  124. We lost in more ways than.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At some point with drugs in the water, food, air, how do we keep the spirit of the olympics the same without limiting it so people who live in a recycled food sealed environment?

    Anyway I seem to remember an ancient story about chewing willow tree bark before an event

  125. I want them to dope by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    The major difference is that I don't want thieves to steal my stuff. But, I sure as hell want all athletes doping as much as possible.

    We're not talking about high school sports. We're talking about high end freaks strutting their stuff. Why should some lucky freaks get to be the winners just because they were born with some special trait? Doping levels the playing field.

    1. Re:I want them to dope by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about high end freaks strutting their stuff. Why should some lucky freaks get to be the winners just because they were born with some special trait? Doping levels the playing field.

      The trouble is that bodies are pushed beyond natural limits, which causes them to break down. In essence, we'd be paying people to destroy their health for our entertainment. Now, some sports are already like that (e.g., boxing). And that's why I have a big problem with boxing.

      Now, if we could have PEDs that had no long-term health risks, then I'd say, Great! Give them to everyone else as well, so I can be strong and healthy without all the work. But until that golden day, it's immoral.

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  126. That's not correct by hurfy · · Score: 1

    The basketball players are amateur? because they are on vacation this week?

    Many athletes get paid for a winning a medal including US and Canada... Phelps should have a couple hundred grand in pocket change by now.

    Many certainly get something as they are training full time, they beg for dinner on the street after training perhaps?

    Irrelevant anyway as you said there is still more money later on often times and that wouldn't change either way. Even without any money at all some are still going to want to be the best at any cost.

  127. I couldn't agree more! by danespen · · Score: 1

    LOL @ parent's parent

  128. Perhaps battles of physical prowess are over? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that stopping doping a lot like stopping piracy. It's just not going to happen.

    I suppose we could adopt an "anything goes" attitude, but what then would be the point of sports contests? To see who has the best experimental biology funding?

    What it tells me is that contests of physical prowess are no longer exciting exhibits of natural talent. I have never found watching other people play games exciting anyway, but I certainly won't be interested in watching the outcome of who can afford the most sophisticated body modifications.

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  129. comfortable illusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A benefit of this kind of policy would be to turn a good portion of the absurd amounts of money in professional sports to the advancement of medicine and the biological sciences. It would also serve to justify the enormous salaries of some professional athletes. Medical experimentation on people who have been heavily invested in and have volunteered to boot seems to present a much smaller "ethical risk profile". As valued talents, beloved celebrities, and of course dangerously wealthy people in their own right, professional athletes are fairly capable of defending themselves against those who might abuse the system, which should remain well-regulated and as open to the eyes of the world as possible.

    That's part of the point, too. It's being done anyway, right now, today. There's so much money and power at stake that it's going to happen substantially and frequently no matter what we do. It's just being done in the dark, amateurishly. So why not learn as much as we can by keeping it spotlighted, above board?

    The whole idea of sport as some "pure" form of physical human competition seems kind of deluded anyway, at least since they gave up the competing-in-the-nude bit. We augment ourselves with an array of tools already, from sports medicine, to computer simulators, to fancy new swimsuits that cut through the water more quickly than the old ones. And if you don't think a dental filling is a performance enhancing device, try swimming a few laps with exposed nerves in your teeth!

    This should not be a matter of shaming and shunning: all told, we are not a species of remarkable physical ability; compared to the rest of the animal kingdom we are not particularly strong or fast or durable, we do not have fancy claws, no poison, no wings. Instead, we are the tool-makers and tool-users, the single most dynamic and creative species. These abilities have served us well indeed; they are actually and provably responsible for our success, not something we're just putting on airs about. Good sport, and particularly sport with ambitions of humanism, should embrace our legacy and strengths as much as possible. Will it be somewhat riskier at an individual level? Probably, and certainly at first. But that, too, is our legacy and strength.

    In their time, theirs was the right decision, but in ours I think I know what the ancient Greeks themselves might have chosen.

  130. Awesome! by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    Dude, put it on pay per view TV, and you'll be rich!

    Who wouldn't want to watch weightlifters literally explode into pieces (on live TV!) from the overwhelming stress on their bodies, or watch losers in a race go into a 'roid rage and kill half the officials and coaches with their bare hands? Or swimmers with conehead and shovelhand implants?

    It's a winning formula!

    I'm only half joking since it would be quite a spectacle, but in a very sick, twisted, and depressing kind of way.

  131. Re:No by Alsn · · Score: 1

    Except that people will use the knowledge gained in the "anything goes" olympics to get away with cheating in the regular olympis.

  132. r2k_in_the_vortex by r2kordmaa · · Score: 1

    with the price of athletes health and lives amazing accomplishments in biology and medicine would certainly be achieved. once athlete gets busted with doping, they could be prohibited from ever participating on normal large scale competitions ever again. separating traditional sport and special doping included events

  133. Triathlon Deathmatch by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    And more for those who die on the track...

    My brother is of the opinion that they should put the swimming as the last part of the triathlon. That would really weed out the field.

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  134. On "open" class would be fine by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Anything goes... but once you compete in such a class in any sport you are no longer eligible to compete in the "clean" events.

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  135. Go ahead, then I'll care even less. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    Part of the thrill of the games, and of sport in general, is witnessing _human_ competition. When it becomes chemical, I lose interest. McGwire vs Bonds? I honestly didn't care, and wouldn't blow my nose on their so-called achievement. They didn't do it. Marion Jones Olympic achievements are no more impressive to me than an MD writing a prescription.

    I still have some interest because there are real people actually competing. People who compete man vs. man (or woman), who put countless hours of un-chemically assisted work into becoming truly great athletes.

    When they're all just steroid filled meat, I'll just completely lose interest. It'll be the final nail in the debacle the IOC has made of the modern Olympic games.

    1. Re:Go ahead, then I'll care even less. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      There are known genetic lines that are much more predisposed to athletic activities. Why should we allow people with native attributes to pass those without those attributes?

      Answer that, and you have Indy-car style of Olympics. Everybody's vehicle will be the same, with only the operator (intellect) be the driving force. BORING.

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  136. Bring on the all-drug olympics! by chaosmind · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I personally look forward to the All Drug Olympics!

  137. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The limit for caffeine is 15microg/ml, which is about 5 or 6 cups of strong coffee. Back when I was swimming, I would always drink one or two cups during breakfast before meets, and never tested positive. Its a limit put there to keep athletes from popping caffeine pills, which could cause medical problems during athletic events.

    The NCAA also regulates the distribution of supplements by schools, limiting the kinds and contents to a very short list. Included in the impermissible list is creatine and artificial protein powders, and anything with 30% or more of its calories from protein.

  138. Let the games be doped!! by Carcarius · · Score: 1

    I agree wholeheartedly.

  139. Re:No by Original+Replica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But then the "natural" athletes will bitch and whine about how no one wants to watch or sponsor their league. The doping league will be so much faster, stronger, and injury prone that they will get all the TV ratings. The world doesn't want to watch the second best games. Look at it like this: How many people watch the Para-Olympics on TV? The stories and athletes are just as inspiring or more so, but they aren't quiet as good as the regular Olympics so they get no love.

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  140. Re:No by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their healthy lives depends on them not doing that much sports, too. Gymnasts beginning from infancy so that they're pros at 14, before their childish elasticity ends, have totally broken bodies by the time they're 20.

    Let them destroy their bodies in whatever way they want to. They're *all* doped anyway.

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  141. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hulu was put up by the TV Networks themselves. It's the only legal place to view those clips, and it was the only place I could easily find it. You want to see it, google it yourself, but here is a summary with pics: transcript.

  142. Re:No by Dark_MadMax666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Idiots modded idiot parent "informative" . There are anabolic steroids and corticosteroids - both used in medicine. Exactly same anabolic steroids used s in strength and bodybuilding as well. Most anabolic steroids were developed for their medical applications.

    Corticosteroids are immunosuppressants.

  143. Re:No by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 0

    Not possible. Athletes in Naturalympics will dope too, just try to avoid detection, just like now.

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  144. Good idea by Snaller · · Score: 1

    It's not like any of them are particularly representative of the majority of humans on the planet as it is.

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  145. "Cost" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only person to blame for losing the Tour de France is Floyd Landis.

    He doped. Get over it. Not all American bikers are superhuman like Lance.

    1. Re:"Cost" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all American bikers are superhuman like Lance.

      I'm sorry, but it will be a matter of time before 'Lance' is exposed too.
      Lance tactic is to eliminate the (doping) news by suing anyone who tries to bring it (like for example the - I believe - French laboratory that found EPO in older (before EPO was tested) samples of Lance).
      This will not hold indefinitely. While it might be possible to perform like he did without doping, it is utterly unlikely. He just had better doctors.

  146. Indeed by Snaller · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give them all drugs and you have leveled the playing field. Its not as if its about anything but money anyway.

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    1. Re:Indeed by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      1. Why is it against the rules for a baseball pinch-hitter to take steroids or HGH to improve his muscle strength, but it's perfectly legal for him to get LASIK surgery to improve his eyesight to BETTER THAN 20/20?

      2. They say "Babe Ruth did it on beer and hot dogs", how do you know? Cocaine was available, and one of its effects is temporarily increased strength, speed, concentration, and eye-hand coordination. They had no drug tests in Ruth's time, for all anyone knows he was a cokehead.

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  147. Cars? This is /. by apparently · · Score: 1

    Have 2 classes, stock (unmodified) and top fuel (no limits or restrictions).

    There's like two guys on this site that know anything about cars; can't you make the analogy be about M:TG tourneys?

  148. Allowing drugs would just fork the sport by thc4k · · Score: 1

    The whole idea is completely ridiculus and stupid. Even if a comitee would allow doping in their competition, the next day a new would be formed to do the same sport, just without doping. So we would end up with the same sport as we have now, plus another league for the sport with people openly doping. Obviously hardly anyone would be in support of the doped sports when you can have normal sport too, so it would shut down soon after. Therefore, even legalizing doping would change nothing ( and the author didnt spend 10 sec to think about the results ) ...

    1. Re:Allowing drugs would just fork the sport by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      Which league do you think will be breaking the world records? While I think that opening the floodgates is a stupid idea (although they ought to just say "screw it" with whack-a-mole Undetectable Hormone Testing and just go for a much cheaper and about as effective polygraph), a lot of people in a lot of cultures are into the whole sports thing for biggerstrongerfaster. World records sell. Home run races sell.

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  149. Re:No by notamisfit · · Score: 1

    Rich in order to compete? Most steroids are relatively cheap (a few bucks for a daily dose, and a lot of time is spent off-cycle), and the more expensive stuff is more expensive mainly because it's harder to detect.

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  150. ... and do not regulate financial institutions by ZlotyJelop · · Score: 1

    People should be able to dope and borrow for houses how much they want !!!

  151. Re:No by notamisfit · · Score: 1

    Truer than it seems. There's actually a thing called "Natural Bodybuilding" where guys get as jacked as possible without artificial help (stuff like creatine is OK, steroids, prohormones, and diuretics are out), and guys STILL cheat to win.

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  152. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Except drugs for medical reasons is allowed so that's a non-issue.

    Of course he meant non-authorized drugs, or whatever to call them.

  153. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 2, Informative

    WADA doping list covers lots of substances, anabolic steroids just being one group of them.

    http://www.wada-ama.org/rtecontent/document/2008_List_En.pdf

    Over here in Sweden AAS is what's (non-authorized) illegal to use for each and everyone, but if you compete in a sport under WADAs control there is a lot of other substances which are banned within that sport and competitions, even though normal non-competing people are free to use them.

  154. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 1

    lol, yeah because protein is scary!!

    Burgers with fries = ok.
    Protein isolate = not ok.

    Not that I know what "artificial protein powders" covers, there is nothing artificial with whey, caseine, egg, soy, pea, rice or hemp protein I guess (not much more than any other food atleast) but the 30% energy percent would cover it anyway. I don't see why it matters if it's synthetically created amino acids or not either.

    I can see how they may want to limit competitions and kids asking their parents for lots of supplement and such though. But uhm, care, like everyone have equal opportunities anyway.

  155. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad is an athlete and .... his achievements are bullshit.

    there. corrected that for you

  156. Who cares? by Poohsticks · · Score: 1

    I say give them all the drugs they want. I want my athletes like Nintendo game characters! Who cares what happens to them after they retire. They live for the game anyway, once they retire they always complain about how dead their lives are - so let them burn themselves out with the drugs. Everyone's happy!

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  157. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue is not doping, per se; it is the lack of objective testing methods. Imagine trying to conduct F1 races if there was no agreed upon means to measure the size and location of the rear wing, for example. Yet, this is the situation as to doping tests. Conducting a sporting activity within defined rules is not the issue. Regulating the chemical characteristics of the athlete's body is as logical as regulating the construction of an F1 car. But, such rules are only valid if they can be measured objectively with repeatable results.

    The current system of sports drug testing does nothing but serve to generate sensationalist headlines and ignite moral indignation. In short, it sells newspapers; and, it does it well. But, what the current system will never do is create a fair and level playing field for the athletes.

  158. Re:No by narrowhouse · · Score: 1

    An egg white gets waaaay more than 30% of its calories from protein, about 12 of 16 calories. Ban them!

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  159. 2020 Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A row of swimmers are at their marks,irridescent skin shimmering in the sunlight while their gills gently flap in the breeze. Over at the Shot Put range contestants are picking fleas off team members while team captains beat their chests at each other. At the 100 yard dash Cheetah spotted Russian runners eye the graceful Gazelle horned African team and lick their lips. Olympic representatives fiercely deny gene doping even though the ban has long been lifted.

  160. Re:No by tchiseen · · Score: 1

    If you LET people dope themselves to death, they will, a la Jackie Joyner-Kersee. Besides, we already have an Olympics where the athletes are allowed to dope themselves silly, it's called World's Strongest Man.

  161. Oh... by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

    So it's google's linux. interesting.

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    1. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, lay of the dope

  162. Obligatory by Arceliar · · Score: 1

    If I may quote a line from Futurama... "He's good, alright. But he's no Clem Johnson. And Johnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory." -- Professor Farnsworth

  163. Hells Yes by lunadude · · Score: 1

    Let me start by stating that I'm not into sports. That said, fully pharmaceuticaly enhanced EXTREME sports, might actually be watchable.

    If they are going to do it, make a special league.

  164. It Could Work With Full Disclosure by Kreisler · · Score: 0

    I'm in favor of it, but I think full disclosure would be necessary. If that were the case, I think we'd see a rapid decline in doping. What would you rather do, win with the world knowing you used steroids to do it, or come in a clean second?

  165. Re:No by whong09 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your eloquent and persuasive rebuttal. Now everything makes sense.

  166. As a competitive fencer - I'm against drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much of this debate is skewed towards "well, the problem exists, so lets legalize it" I believe it ignores the effects this has on ordinary competitors.

    I'm a fencer - not at Olympic level, but my friends are. I enjoy fencing competitively - I enjoy testing myself against my opponent. I don't want to win any any cost - but by winning I can get sponsorship, status etc - things that help affirm my decision to spend so much of my spare time and money fencing.

    If my opponents were to use drugs to be better fencers, my status would slip and my likelihood of getting sponsorship deals is also decreased. In other words, for me - and for many other athletes, the choice would be take drugs, or don't participate competitively in the sport. While there will always be people who will do anything to win, I don't think they form the majority of competitors. I think allowing drugs in sport would force the majority of people out of competitions.

  167. Formula 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be like the formula 1 of Athletics :) You have the regular athletes, then the super athletes.

    I think the problem is there would be many many athelete deaths overdosing or trying experimental drugs or dropping dead in competition from too much stress on the body
     

  168. Sportsmanship by steveha · · Score: 1

    There have been some great examples of sportsmanship in bike racing, including the Tour de France.

    For example, when Lance Armstrong was taken down by the strap on a spectator's handbag, the other contenders held back and waited for him to get back in the race.

    My favorite example of sportsmanship was a few years ago in the Tour de France. Before I explain it, let me describe a little bit about how "breakaways" work. A breakaway is a small group of riders who pulls ahead of the main pack, and tries very hard to stay ahead so that some one member of the breakaway group can get first place. They always ride in a "paceline", where one person is in the lead and all the other riders are in a row, one tucked into the draft behind another. All the riders in the draft are working about 30% less hard than the one in the lead. This cooperation is essential if the breakaway group hopes to stay ahead of the main pack. At some point, the cooperation ends and it becomes a free-for-all fight to see who can cross the finish line first. All too often, the cooperation falls apart too soon: the riders stop taking turns and start trying to shake other riders out of their draft, and meanwhile the main pack is getting closer. I have seen breakaway groups, who had been working together for hours, fall apart too far from the finish line; the main pack then blows past them and none of them wins.

    Well, a few years ago there was a breakaway group of exactly two riders. They worked together beautifully, and then, about one kilometer before the finish line, they stopped the pacelining, and rode side by side for a moment. They shook hands. Then they both pulled out their best sprints to see who could cross the finish line first.

    I don't even remember which of them won the race! I remember that shining moment of good sportsmanship, and it still makes me smile.

    P.S. Okay, I had to look it up. It was Stage 10 of the 2003 Tour, and the riders were Jakob Piil and Fabio Sacchi.

    steveha

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  169. Re:No by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For which athletes? I'm pretty sure the Greeks used to train and prepare for their games.

    quote: The athletes ... had to prove that they had been in training for ten months before the Games. They also had to spend 30 days training at Olympia before the Games began under the supervision of judges who made the choice of the athletes who would compete in the Games.

    http://www.library.uq.edu.au/olympics/milns.html

    Anyway, you are still going to have to draw a line somewhere: doping, cybernetics, gene mods etc. So not allowing doping is a valid practical line. And so is "allowing full body swimsuits but only those with a buoyancy between X and Y".

    Car analogy: it's just like Formula 1 racing, there is really no "formula unlimited", because at the end of the day people have to decide "What is an acceptable car?" and "What is an acceptable way of winning?", so they might as well decide "What is an acceptable F1 car".

    After all with future tech, there could be cybernetics, or genetically modified humans, or biomodified humans. And then you also start asking "what's human".

    While the rules do restrict, the rules also help provide _shape_ to the event. Are we sure we are ready for a games with mods and doping? It could be a slippery slope to quite a lot of nastiness - even _in_ spectators.

    On a vaguely related note - this is why to me, exploration in some areas of science should be discouraged till humans are ready (in terms of tech, medical, culture, society, religion - religion isn't going away any time soon whether you want it or not) for the implications. It's like the "Civ" game, where you do some stuff first, then only other stuff.

    For instance say some genius suddenly creates a gene mod that makes us super fit, AND also makes it contagious. I don't think all of us want it automatically - no matter how good it seems.

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  170. Re:No by Scott+Carnahan · · Score: 2, Informative

    We shouldn't let journalists dope either. Case in point: this article.

    I agree. Tierney in particular likes to present himself as someone who comes up with insightful ideas that buck conventional wisdom. However, the evidence suggests that he typically gives a cursory examination to a complex problem, and then offers an "easy way out" solution that is already rather popular among a large group of people.

    Here's another example, this time about women in math.

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  171. Re:No by FatherOfONe · · Score: 0, Troll

    And think of all the kids that will be getting their "good" normal limbs ripped off of them to get bionic implants by countries like China and Russia. Your logic is very similar to Adolf Hitlers with regards to killing Jews to gain a better understanding of medicine. Yes large advances were made when Hitlers "doctors" tore people apart to see how they worked, but that still doesn't make it right and not a path that we as a society should go down.

    A previous poster said it... It comes down to morals/ethics.

    The testing will get better and to the grandparent poster. The guy for that originally won the Tour De France was a cheater. The amount of testosterone in his body was WAY over. There are now test (early) to detect HGH, so the playing field will get more and more level over time.

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  172. Don't we hate sports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do Slashdotters really care?

  173. No smoking; fine as long as then you kill yourself by arete · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your OBVIOUSLY wrong about smoking laws. Smoking does EXACTLY what you mention later - it kills other people.

    These laws don't prevent YOU from smoking and killing yourself, they only prevent you from doing so IN (generally enclosed) public places and forcing (unfiltered!) carcinogens on everyone ELSE. Whether you think that's 'fair' or not, smoking in a public place isn't a 'private' matter unless you're so antiscience you don't believe in second hand smoke. You're not normally allowed to walk around spraying other known toxins into the air in great quantities. Most of these laws don't prohibit chew, because it's not about you killing you - it's about keeping you from killing me. And I've heard that modern US cigarettes are actually quite a bit worse than just rolling up a bunch of old natural tobacco was, including things like Polonium.

    Everything ELSE you've just said is fine with me, honestly - as long as then you die. Because every single one of the above doesn't just improve statistics, it costs the government, and therefore us, the taxpayer, a bunch of money.

    So I think you SHOULD be allowed to not wear a helmet - if you've signed a waiver saying that under no circumstances will my taxes pick up any part of the astronomical bill for your long term brain damaged life - or if you're going to off yourself if that happens. Since we're not presently at peace as a society with just letting you publicly rot in an acute way, the only way this currently works that I can see is if you pick up a sufficiently large long term insurance policy from a sufficiently well rated insurer. If you just die, that's not usually an excessive cost, relatively speaking.

    Do you have even the slightest conception what kind of costs are involved in long term care for cancer or a debilitating brain injury? Sure, depending on where you are, on the thinly stretched public dime you might end up in some crazy terrible place with substandard care - but even THAT will be costing the taxpayers a very pretty penny, while being a fraction of the cost to give you top-flight care.

    And I'm absolutely not making a point to be fanciful - I think motorcycle companies should sell helmet vs no helmet insurance, and I think if you have an appropriate long-term-care coverage you should be free to ride helmetless. I'm not even sure that would make motorcycle insurance that much MORE expensive. Maybe I'm wrong and the cost difference would be trivial, even.

    Lest I come across wrong to the Slashdot masses - I decidedly think helmet laws are your strongest point... because the people who die without them have some balancing effect on the people who live with more debilitating injuries with them. Everything else is much more reliably costly.

    And if you don't think obesity increases health costs, and that many of these health costs are in the poor, and that this dramatically increases the unreimbursed expenditures of emergency rooms, you're sorely misguided.

    As an amusing note, last time I checked in Alaska you could legally ride without a helmet - but if you have a passenger without a helmet, YOU get a ticket.

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  174. Dan Gardner column by g0at · · Score: 1

    Dan Gardner, an excellent columnist for the Ottawa Citizen, wrote a good article for a similar argument last year.

  175. you destroy sports by allowing doping by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the idea of any sport is to marvel in human strength, endurance, dexderity, etc.

    but if athletes are artifically doped, you destroy interest in sports

    because now they are artificial: they don't represent great feats of human endurance, strength, dexderity, etc., they represent great feats in biochemical research

    in other words, if you allow athletes to take performance enhancers, you destroy the fundamental appeal of sports in the first place. the public simply won't be interested anymore, because they won't see themselves in the human thrill. it won't BE a human thrill anymore, it will be a technological achievement

    so if you want to destroy sports, if you want smaller audiences and tv ratings for baseball, cycling, the olympics, etc., then allow doping

    meanwhile, if you want sports to be compelling spectacles that people want to partake of, then you do your damnedest to keep doping out of athletes. of course this is difficult and an ongoing costly arms race, and there will always be those who try to cheat. that's the price you pay for keeping sports interesting. meanwhile, relax your standards about what athletes can dope with, and you will find that interest level in sports will wane. you've destroyed the fundamental human interest factor

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    1. Re:you destroy sports by allowing doping by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Technological competition wouldnt be watched as sport?

      You DO know that they take internal combustion engines, attach them to wheels, and call the winner the engine with the best performance, right? And these sports are very, VERY popular with your "public"?

    2. Re:you destroy sports by allowing doping by dennypayne · · Score: 1

      I'm no big fan of NASCAR (I prefer Formula 1 and ALMS) but as someone who participates in local competitive driving events it irritates me that people think there's no athleticism involved in race car driving. The amount of focus and energy required in driving a vehicle at speed consistently is exhausting. I am quite tired after a day of 20 minute sessions, and professional drivers go 500 miles or more in a single event.

      Denny

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    3. Re:you destroy sports by allowing doping by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I'm no NASCAR fan either, and I certainly didn't mean to say that driving doesn't require intense physical effort! I do a little autocross (with a stock Jetta), and that'll wrack your nerves after 20 minutes quite readily.

      Then again, so will 20 minutes on I-495 around Washington, DC. :P

    4. Re:you destroy sports by allowing doping by dennypayne · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I wasn't meaning to pick on your post in particular, I was just railing against the general misconception that seemed evident in a lot of posts related to auto racing. :-)

      And yeah, I'd do just about anything to avoid traffic in DC...

      Denny

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  176. Come on.. by Briden · · Score: 1

    Who doesn't want to see the "Steroid Olympics".

    it'd be sad, but awesome.

  177. Re:No by Herby+Sagues · · Score: 1

    There is a big flaw in your logic. It is absolutely, 100% impossible to determine univoally if an athlete is using steroids, at least for some types of steroids. THat is because some are undistinguishable from human hormones. Even if you perfected detection so that you cannot hide hormones not naturally produced by humans (which is unlikely), athletes can just use natural testosterone for doping, and there would be absolutely no way of detecting it's not theirs. In fact, steroids are not currently banned in practice, the sports organizations just set an upper level for doping. If they find above that level of steroids in your blood, you are banned. Under that level, it's OK. That's why currently ALL, ABSOLUTELY ALL competitive olympic athletes (in specialities related to strenght or speed) are using drugs. They just use the amounts that are permisible. And the allowed levels are not low, by the way. As there might be some freaks of nature with excessively high natural testosterone levels, and banning them would be unfair, the levels allowed are set quite high. When one athlete is caught doping, what happened is that the athlete was just caught doping above the permitted level. Nothing more, nothing less.

  178. Re:No by tukkayoot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On a vaguely related note - this is why to me, exploration in some areas of science should be discouraged till humans are ready (in terms of tech, medical, culture, society, religion - religion isn't going away any time soon whether you want it or not) for the implications. It's like the "Civ" game, where you do some stuff first, then only other stuff.

    What is why we should discourage exploration in some areas of science? You haven't really offered a reason, just a vaguely articulated fear.

  179. Voluntary lab rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of these performance enhancing drugs will have effects on longevity and/or age-related problems.

    So long as they provide good medical records, we should welcome their contributions to human welfare.

    The only penalty should be for using a drug that wasn't in the record, or for inaccurate records.

    More penalties won't work, as the advertising value of winning continues to increase.

    This will also get the drug companies involved, advertising value for them.

  180. Re:No by B4D+BE4T · · Score: 1

    I agree. After all, we already allow sports in which the athletes have a very good chance of receiving permanent injuries (ultimate fighting, boxing, American football, etc.). It seems like a league that allows performance enhancing drugs would fall under the same category.

  181. Re:No by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

    This is true for early (modern) Olympic athletes. The proper role was to look like one never practices and doesn't need to try. Pretty messed up.

  182. I've entertained the thought for a long time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine what the olympics would be like if these athletes were allowed to use crystal meth!!

    "So Johnny, can you explain to us what the apparatus they have hooked up to Felps is doing?"
    "Yes, I believe it is a dialysis machine circulating his blood. But on the machine, we have one filter removing lactic acid, another adding oxygen, and the IV in his neck is pumping in testosterone, endorphin and methamphetamines."
    "This looks exciting Johnny! But what are the chances that he'll actually SWIM when they release the chains?"
    "That's anyone's guess, but if the elephant tranquilizer rifles his coaches are carrying are of any indication, we may have a problem."
    "Well this is one problem we have that the Japanese don't I see! Look over there, they're re-programming Kitajima's brain right now. Word is that half his brain was replaced with a Sony built embedded unit."
    "Yes indeed! And I've heard that it runs Linux!"

    Now don't tell me you wouldn't pay hard earned cash to watch this! ;-)

    All they need to do is change the rules to mimic Formula-1 racing. Athletes must not be lighter than 90kg. They may not make revs higher than 19,000RPM. And they need to use the same body for 4 consecutive competitions. ;-)

  183. WWF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We already have one spectacle in 'professional' wresting, where the rules of the sport have been replaced by soap-opera scripts and de-facto behavior of 'if the ref didn't see it, it didn't happen'. Is this really where we want more sports to become?

  184. Re:No by linest · · Score: 1

    The governing bodies may not care, but anabolic steroids and the steroids used for medical treatments are very different.

    The governing bodies are not all the same. Google "operation puerto". The blood recovered from Dr. Fuentes refrigerator was identified as belonging to cyclists and football (soccer) players and iot was turned over to the respective governing bodies.

    The UCI investigated vigorously. Ullrich retired. Basso was banned for 2 years, etc.

    FIFA lost the blood samples. OOPS!

  185. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thanks for BBC iPlayer videos that can only be seen within the UK. The US.

  186. Re:No by COMON$ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really!? you too?

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  187. Re:No by linest · · Score: 1

    And the NFL, MLB, NBA and FIFA, etc. Let's not kid ourselves. There's a show of an anti-doping movement in Pro sports, but it's just for show. Barry Bonds is still playing. NFL rosters are full of 300 lb linemen who can run the 40 yard dash in 5 seconds. There used to be none. What changed? "BETTER NUTRITION!" Oh, yeah.

  188. Re:No by blueg3 · · Score: 1

    What I really meant is that when you talk about "steroids" in sports, you really mean "anabolic steroids". On the other hand, when you talk about steroids in medicine, you almost always mean corticosteroids (although anabolic steroids are occasionally used).

    Steroids are a whole class of chemicals -- more than just anabolic and corticosteroids.

  189. Re:No by Blublu · · Score: 1
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  190. Long term competition with drugs? by Kaell+Meynn · · Score: 1

    Many of the complaints about an open drug policy section of competition is the effect of encouraging the use of "dangerous", "harmful" drugs.

    To solve this, how about we make the competition be about what it is we actually want encouraged, long term extreme health and physical capability. To do this, make the goal to "win" be this. Give medals every 4 years at a drug-open competition, but have these be relatively minor accomplishments, sort of like "legs", or "heats".

    You may get a gold at the Olympics, but will you actually win the competition?

    To really win, you have to get the most gold medals in a single event, or the most points in a point based system. The champion swimmer is the guy who won 3 golds, 3 silvers, and 7 bronzes over (3+3+7)*4 = 52 years of competition (in a single competition, so you can't just burn yourself out but do 14 different events to 'beat' the guy who has won a single event for decades).

    This should allow ALL drug use, and would encourage drugs to be made which will help people live long exceptionally healthy lives. It wont make them take drugs which will ruin their lives, as those drugs would make them _lose_ the competition, not win.

  191. The whole enterprise is pointless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we are talking about is a bunch of people devoting their lives to moving a little faster, throwing an object a little further, jumping a little higher .... and I'm wondering why? Why does anyone care? Someone swam a race 0.08 seconds faster than another person - how did that affect another individual on this planet?

    if someone wants to screw up their biology, wreck their health for a pointless entertainment, then go ahead. At the end of the whole endeavour means nothing. Zero.

  192. Re:No by tubapro12 · · Score: 1
    Translation to geek:

    This leads to a "tragedy of the hackwar", where players can no longer compete on their own merits without using (potentially malware-ridden) performance enhancing scripts and modifications because everyone else is using them.

    Besides, what's a discussion of games without a video game reference...

  193. The reason why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally like to compete in my sport of choice without hurting my health. That implies that I don't want to dope etc. Which means that if allowed, then I would have a greatly reduced chance of success because I value my health more then my competitors. So the question is not "Let them do what they want, it's their body", more like "Let me do what I want (stay healthy) and compete on a level playing ground".

    Now imaging the ban's are lifted and I'm not the only person who wants to compete "cleanly". Now you have to have another classification for non-doped athletes in parallel with the "no-limits" classification. What's to say someone won't be tempted to dope and compete on the non-doped event?

    It doesn't solve any problems to ban doping, it only creates more.

  194. Athletic one-upmanship - Money Still Wins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we'd surely see more amazing, stronger, faster (brighter? *shrug*) feats; probably learn more about ourselves; but money still talks - those athletes with the best sponsorship will weight the field and capable others will lose-out. Mind you; that already happens - it'd just be to greater extremes.

    I suggested to my co-worker, who keeps me informed of the latest NASCAR rules; even though I'd rather smash sharpened pencils into my temple rather than hear about car-racing; that instead of nailing the ass of any team that gets caught making some 'mod' to go faster, better (see, it does tie-in with sports); allow them to do so; making _ALL_ details clear to the 'officials', privately; then, if some particular 'mod' was advantageous (ie: that they clearly won the race due to that modification), yet no lessening in safety; make the best 'mod' the new 'standard' for the next race year (bringing the whole playing field up a notch, likely each year).

    In sports, that would only be partially true; such as better equipment/clothing, etc. Inate capabilities pushed, enhanced and fine-tuned; can't be equalized among competitors. Which brings it back to: Let them do as they see fit, to better themselves; but... Money Still Wins (though the spectators would get a helluva better show!)

    And, of course, it's all Great - until someone pokes an eye out (OK, 'til someone dies from their attempted 'enhancing' tweaks).

  195. and you understand by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that the appeal of that is very different from the appeal of watching a guy run?

    or watching a guy run souped up on drugs?

    right?

    i'm glad you love the thrill of ICE engineering and that translates for you into watching an exciting indy500 race

    but you do realize that not everyone shares that specific thrill with you, nor does that thrill directly translate into what makes baseball, or cycling, or the olympics attractive to others.; you do understand that, right?

    to take this observation a step further, say we had two olympics:

    1. where people were allowed to dope any way they wanted
    2. where people were not allowed to dope at all, enforced by testing, etc.: basically the status quo today

    question: which olympics would be more watched? which would be more appealing to people? which would win in viewership, advertiser sponsorship, athlete participation, etc.

    well, why do people ever watch sports? what is the connection between the viewer and the spectacle before them?

    it is the thrill of human achievement, being they are human as well. that basic empathy. but if instead they are watching the thrill of bioengineering, that will of course appeal to someone, somewhere, such as yourself, but far, far less people. the thrill of HUMAN achievement is not the same as the thrill of CHEMICAL achievement

    advertisers, who spend their entire professional careers identifying what appeals to people and what doesn't, of course will fall in line and support the nondoped olympics

    and finally, the athletes, given the choice between potentially life-shortening, body corroding drugs and competing without that, will compete in the nondoping olypics as well. oh of crouse, there are always the minority who will be pressured by evil govts or their own craven desire to win under any circumstances, who will give themselves cancer or destroy their ability to have children by doping themselves with toxic brews, but this minority of people are not the deciding factor here

    they are just the cheaters. whose faulty decision making processes should not drive the debate here, even though it is driving the entire subject matter of this thread and the author of the story we are posting under

    these people are to be identified and excluded from competition. the entire competition itself should not be destroyed for the sake of those who would win by doing that which destroys the fundamental appeal of the sport in the first place

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  196. Re:No by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe exploration is the wrong word. I'm more like saying some things should not be done yet, and other stuff given higher priority. Right now stuff seems quite haphazard.

    Perhaps one day the equivalent of a "Big Red Kill Everyone Button" will be cheap and fairly available, will everyone have the discipline or desire to not push it?

    Already the cost of making custom viruses is getting lower and lower.

    Oh well, maybe it's just too late anyway and all we can do is hope for the best :).

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  197. A better idea by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sport is healthy, we hear, which is true in moderation. Take running as an example: running up to a few miles every day is healthy, it strengthens your body; but running a marathon is never healthy. The reason is simply: exercise causes a lot of minute 'damages' in your tissues, and the body responds by not only repairing the damage, but also improving things in anticipation of future exercise. But a marathon causes more damage than the body can repair, to put it simply.

    So, the Olympic games are definitely not about promoting health in the first place - they are about meeting in peaceful competition, and about making money. As far as I can see, the money involved is what makes it such a higly strung and overhyped event that the participants want to win no matter what the price is for their own health. Remove the business aspect and make it exclusively a forum for nations to meet in 'peaceful battle', which is a good way to avoid war; I think the doping problem will be a lot smaller.

    As it is now, when an athlete fails a doping test, it is regarded as their personal attempt at cheating; if the games were more of a meeting of nations, doping could be seen as the attempt of that nation to cheat; the whole country would be put to shame, and the athletes would be under much less pressure to cheat.

  198. Re:Only a dope... by Dr+Dodgy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    would think that the Chinese aren't cheating their asses off.

    And the Americans and the Russians, Japanese, Australians, French, Italians etcera infinitum.....

  199. Yes by zanderredux · · Score: 1

    That'd be interesting. Athletes lives would not last for more than one Olympics game, once they reach minimum age/height required for the competition. Think of Formula One engines: those are designed to last one race weekend and that's it.

    The games would display the apex of human achievement and give a lesson on balance at the same time. Everyone can relate to that lesson, I guess.

  200. Re:No by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    It's not really that simple.

    Different sports have different doping drugs. For a pistol shooter it may be beer.

    But I agree - doping is not the way to get better results.

    A differentiation between prescription drugs and open drugs may be in place.

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  201. Re:No by oracle128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate the "have a separate Olympics" argument. That's the first reason: if you have a separate "enhanced" Olympics, no one will watch the normals anymore, and it will die out. The second point is: what's going to stop enhanced athletes from entering the regular games, and cheating the system like they do now? It puts you right back at square one.

  202. That was after sex reassignement surgery in 1997 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She did not look that manly in 1995.

  203. Re:Only a dope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or the US\AU\UK etc

  204. Re:No by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

    Everything is relative. Good luck with that.

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  205. Re:No by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    In fact, there should be very little technology; no video cameras for monitoring one's performance.

  206. Not all steroids are created equal.... by ndykman · · Score: 1

    Corticosteroids (the kind used to treat psoriasis) are a completely different animal from anabolic steroids when it comes to human performance. Yes, they share some chemical commonalities, but croticosteroids don't raise testoterone levels (anabolic steroids do). Also, an barbiturates probably aren't considered performance enhancing either.

    Of course, all of the above have side effects (I'm sorry your dad doesn't respond to other anti-seizure meds, the barbs suck). But the reasons for this is that those effects are not as bad as the the problems they address.

  207. Using some good dope yourself it seems by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    A good way to avoid war? Right, that is why russia went into Georgia right when the olympics have started, that is why when Adolf Hitler hosten them WW2 did not happen, that is why games have been boycotted or not, why the berlin olympics just went on after the attack.

    The olympics are just a sports event, you might as well claim that F1 racing is a good way to avoid war.

    You could also claim it for soccer just don't do it after a soccer riot or people might call you silly.

    The very fact that China has been allowed to host them shows just how meaningless the olympics are.

    The true meaning of the olympics? The same as twin cities, a way for the elite to host a big event where they can go to private parties on the taxpayers expense. Some olympics have been so bad that the locals are still paying for them and in other cases they only benefitted the locals because finally the higherups had a reason to pay some attention to their area. Lissabon 'benefitted' from the Olympics it is said although you got to wonder, if the money had been invested directly, how much more would have been gained?

    The entire olympic idea is just a nice bit of marketing spin to make it seem something it is not. If you really want to avoid war, you need to get rid of the olympic idea in the first place.

    Because what is the olympic idea really? That YOU are YOUR country. That is facism. Nations competing purely because they are different nations.

    Drop the flags from the olympics, just let find the best sport people and ignore what passport they may be carrying.

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    1. Re:Using some good dope yourself it seems by jandersen · · Score: 1

      A good way to avoid war?

      Yes. Most people do identify themselves with some group or other - and they want to feel that their group is doing well in the world. In an age not so long ago it was your local tribe, later it was "my country" - and they would go to war with each other at the fall of a hat. Sports event have arguably helped decrease the amount of armed conflict in the world; if you know the history of Europe, you'll know that there was constant conflicts until around the beginning of the 20th century, when the first international sports events began, most notably the Olympics.

      And you mention football - isn't that a way of having a fight in a controlled manner? I would say so. Seeing how hooligans take to the streets after a game shows that there is a lot of pent up aggression that needs some form of release and finds it in connection with a football game.

  208. An Ethical Conflict... by ndykman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scanning through the highly moderated article, I didn't see this point raised, which seems critical. The doctors that would be required to do this research to provide doping and drugs are bound by a ethical code of conduct, and this definitely forbids giving people medications with very serious risks to somebody that is healthy.

    Some have expression the opinion of "let them be lab rats." Well, I doubt that any good doctors would touch that ethical quagmire with a ten foot pole. I mean, the notion of informed consent alone is a huge red flag. Can you say that somebody that is willing to risk their health and life to potentially (nothing is certain) perform a bit better is truly of a state of mind to consent? And what doctor would do such a thing. Would you want a doctor that doesn't care about your health, but just want they can get away with?

    And the ethics are there for a reason. Bioethics exists for a reason. Part of the Human Genome Project was funding to examine carefully and intensively the impacts of the project, how the data should be used, the impacts on society. In fact, there was discuss if the project should be allowed at all.

    Of course, things can improve in testing. What I think needs to happen (and has, in the NFL, for example), is that more athletes need to come out and say that they want to test their limits without risking their health. That at the end of the day, they don't want to dope. That they are not willing to do anything to win. They want to test themselves on their terms, not as some "mad scientist" experimental rat.

    And the sport fan needs to learn that the best part of sports is not winning or losing, it is the pursuit of excellence and being tested and retested time and time again.

  209. Am I the only one to read: by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    what if we let athletes do whatever they wanted in excel?

    Aargh! Everything is being done in excel these days. Starting with meeting minutes and ending with drawing pictures or mechanical parts. But for christ's sake don't let them put hands on PowerPoint!

  210. Doping liberalization would hurt coloured nations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with doping is the advantage it gives to the rich nations. They can pay for sophisticated research to boost their national athletes.

    When considering pure human biology, people from poor countries, especially the negro people of Africa are more talented and gifted in physical activities. They are generally taller, have longer legs and more stamina. If there was no chemical boost in athletics, even more gold medals would go to negro athletes due to their inherent human skills.

    When the rich industrial nations use advanced biology for doping, medals unduly go to whites or coloureds living in those countries and the native africans are deprived of due acknowledgements for their efforts in training hard.

    Poor nations, like those of Africa, cannot afford doping or only the crudest steroid methods and therefore would stand greatly disadvantaged in an "unlimited" Olympics.

  211. Let the world be anarchy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The laws and order have clearly failed. There is no justice in the judicial system and it has clearly failed. People are shot to death every minute, people who can evade the laws by criminal facts are becoming richer and get a higher social status then poor, law obeying people.
    The judicial system will always be an arms race between enforcing the law and new criminal acts.
    We should get rid of this judicial system and introduce raw anarchy. Let the strongest survive.

    NOT!

    Staf.

  212. how many casualties are acceptible? by Krommenaas · · Score: 1

    During the 90s, it regularly happened that a young cyclist would drop dead during a race or training; e.g. the son of the seven-times world-champion cyclo-cross Eric De Vlaeminck died during a race. To the people who favour allowing doping, I'd like to ask: how much of this would be acceptible to you? How many cases of athletes dying during events could the olympics and other sporting events endure?

    The current situation may be bad but it still allows athletes to pursue a career in sport without risking their lifes.

  213. Different video on the same topic by Skrynesaver · · Score: 1
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  214. Re:No by discord5 · · Score: 1

    what's going to stop enhanced athletes from entering the regular games

    For some reason I'm reminded of the southpark episode where Cartman competes in the paralympics

  215. How I'd stop doping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it is, athletes have access to people that are willing to assist them with doping and know how the tests work so the probability of getting caught can be minimized. I remember how one such expert was interviewed anonymously by a reporter for a program about the doping problem - the expert said quite arrogantly how he can guarantee that you won't get caught.

    Now, since such knowledge is available, what I'd do to stop doping is to have all athletes submit blood and urine samples and store them securely and frozen so that they can be checked again and again as new tests are developed. Thus athletes contemplating whether to risk getting caught would know that nobody they can consult with about it knows what sort of new tests can be developed in the future and that their samples will be tested over and over again.

    And in addition to that fear of not knowing what sort of test they're trying to fool, they would know that if they later do get caught, the humiliation would probably be even bigger. At the moment, the games generate sports news at such a pace that a doping case isn't guaranteed to be the main sports news. However, if the IOC several years later breaks the news that such and such an athlete used doping it is likely to be the main sports news in at least said athlete's home country.

  216. Re:No by oracle128 · · Score: 1

    It's hardly a good comparison, since Cartman really does have a disability. He's big-boned.

  217. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    corticosteroids

    If I'm not mistaken Cortisone and medical drugs that stimulate cortisol production are considered doping.

    Case in point is a drug called Synacten which stimulates cortisol production. There was a "scandal" a few years back when a cyclist in the Tour de France used that drug without a medical condition. I believe the use of synacten is allowed with the appropriate medical condition to warrant its use. This is mainly drawn from memory so you'll have to google to get some exact dates and names.

    I think that athletes with the appropriate medical condition should be allowed to use their medication, unless it would boost their abilities beyond what an athlete without that medication would be able to achieve. There are two problems with my opinion though:

    1. Measuring the effects of a drug specifically with competitive sports in mind would cost a lot. While drugs are obviously tested extensively before being released into the general public, there is too much room for debate on the possibility of it enhancing performance of a person with an illness beyond the abilities of a person without illness and doping. Such studies are costly and take time, and in the end you'll have experts bickering in a lot of cases.
    2. Illnesses can be easily found where the use of certain medication is acceptable. There have been more than a few cases of athletes having a "medical condition" (mind the quotes) that somehow require the use of cortison (where something else might have been more effective with less impact on a performance)

    The problem with sports in general is not the athletes using doping to enhance performance, it's the insane amounts of money involved in sports. While I feel these people are entitled to a nice wage, when you hear the crazy amounts of money involved sometimes I'm not surprised people cheat. If one athlete gains an unfair advantage, I can imagine that other athletes will eventually try to level the playing field because in the end it's their income we're talking about.

    I once worked with a soccer player for a 3rd class team (which is just a level above very local soccer teams where players usually are just hobbyist). The wage he officially received for playing was barely sufficient for making a living, but what he received that wasn't noted in the books was quite impressive. When a person builds a house, buys a new car, plans an expensive trip and in the end finds enough money to "play the stockmarket" that means they make quite a nice living. When I injured my knee a few years ago, he suggested I should visit his doctor who's really good with these things. He mentioned in passing what wonders that doctor had done for him, and the list of medication seemed endlessly long especially since except for some sport-injuries this guy was in perfect health.

    After looking up some of the drugs he named, I figured out that most of that stuff involved cortisol or cortisol production in some way. Soccer players in 3rd class teams don't get tested that often (if at all some years).

    My conclusion then (which may be very wrong) was that if doping happens on those low-profile levels of competition, then it must be much worse at a higher level since there is more money involved.

    While I feel that everyone should be able to do with their own bodies as they see fit, I think that competitive sports should be clean. If you can't push your body past a certain point as an athlete you should accept that and focus on another point to improve that can add to your strengths on the playing field. Pushing your body with medication will have consequences in the long run, and in my opinion isn't as impressive as someone who goes by exercise and discipline alone.

    Posted anonymously for obvious reasons

  218. Re:No by mbius · · Score: 1

    This leads to a "tragedy of the commons", though, where athletes can no longer compete on their own merits without using (potentially harmful) performance enhancing drugs because everyone else is using them. I don't think we want to go down that road.

    Who cares? Honestly. It's a bazillion dollar industry of children's games.

    It's not like the status quo is egalitarian (the average NBA player is 6'7"). It's not like some sports aren't inherently dangerous (football, boxing). It's not like athletes decline competitive advantages that stunt their body's development (gymnastics, weightlifting).

    Let them take drugs.

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  219. Re:No by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    So what exactly are we "ready" for and who decides?

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  220. Re:No by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    ... Just think of it as evolution in action ...

    I get your funny in your post but it's hardly evolution, it's modifying our genes using drugs. No selection involved.

    Some creationists post here and you might give them false ammunition.

    :-)

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  221. Have both doping and non-doping games by Fjan11 · · Score: 1

    Just out of the blue allowing doping would not realistically be accepted by politicians / sportsmen / the general public in most countries

    But I would be in favor of experimenting with it, so my idea would be to create a doping and a non-doping category for a few events and see how it goes. That way you would avoid the problem of athletes having the feeling they are being forced to use doping when they don't want to.

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  222. Re:No by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    Power lifting belts and such are actually more about stopping people getting hernias.

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  223. cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, lets make the athletes honest again by not checking on doping. After all its is painful that we make them lie.

    And, while we are at it, lets abandon all rules. So a cyclist can take the train or bus, and win.
    Our a soccer player can shoot down the goal keeper and score, why not.

    Maybe we must abandon all rules in society too, why not. It is painful for us to lie too.

    Honesty, fair play, morals, just throw them overboard. They obviously have no meaning for society.

    I don't think so.

    The way I look at it is that all endurance and explosive sports are irrelevant now because it cannot be determined if the winner is fair or not.

    And this problem will only increase in the future when we have more knowledge of the inner workings of our body (for example precise knowledge what causes fatigue in muscle cells, etc.). Eventually genetic engineering will be the death of sport. Just build to the spec.

    So, currently, I look at endurance and explosive sports as a spectacle. And I'm not interested in the winners any more. Most of the time I don't look at all. After all, I don't like dishonesty and cheating.

  224. Re:No smoking; fine as long as then you kill yours by Sporkus · · Score: 1

    I decidedly think helmet laws are your strongest point... because the people who die without them have some balancing effect on the people who live with more debilitating injuries with them.

    It's also been suggested that safety features like seat belts and helmets lead to more collisions, because drivers who think they're well-protected respond by being more reckless (see moral hazard). So, despite making crashes less lethal on the average, motorcycle helmets may have the unfortunate effect of increasing motorcycle-related injuries.

  225. Re:No by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Yup, there's a lot of history down that road.

  226. Cheating In School by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 0

    I used this same logic in school when it came to test taking. That is anybody can cheat, just not everybody takes advantage of it.

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  227. Re:No by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Though most people would probably accept belt and maybe knee wraps as reasonable injury precautions. But you've have a hard time reasoning that way for a bench press shirt of deadlift suit.

    And personally I'd see if like if you can't lift the weight in say a deadlift without the belt and not do it in a bad way then you actually CAN'T lift the weight. If you can do it with a belt doesn't matter. But I'd guess we would have seen more ugly and injury inducing lifts in competitions if belts wasn't allowed just because people wanted to win and would risk their back for a couple of extra KGs. Most people are intelligent enough to not do those kind of lifts on training though.

    I've never heard of a risk of getting hernia from lifting without belt, bu maybe that's true to. Though I'd guess that if you increase your weights the whole time and never uses a belt your body will get used to and be able to handle it even when the weights have gotten bigger.

  228. Re:No by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Reporter: So George, what do you think of the dope problem?
    George Carlin: I agree, we have far too many dopes.

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  229. Re:No by LordVader717 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    FAIL! AFAIK, anabolic steroids (the ones talked about in relation to doping) are not used for treating skin conditions. It seems you don't actually know what your dad was taking.

    Usually when people talk "steroids", they mean "performance enhancing drugs". I guess we should try and filter out pseudo-scientific vocabulary in popular speak, but that's the way it is I guess.

  230. Re:No by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Also didnt SNL do a skit on this once...I seem to remember a guy doing the dead lift and his arms ripping off....

    And that guy lost the competition. Right? People forget that one of the most prominent problems in the Olympians of previous generations was OVERTRAINING. Any coach worth her salt knows when to tell her athletes to cut back. Give the body a chance to heal and recover.

    Being able to use drugs to enhance performance is a hallmark of the modern age and has promise to enhance our lives in so many ways beyond big brutish guys playing games. Wouldn't it be nice if your local fireman was a fit as possible to carry you out of that burning building? Ruling authorities running around with their fingers in their ears is just stupid.

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  231. This has been done in sports actually by steinnes · · Score: 1

    If you look at bodybuilding, they have two types of competitions. Natural, and well... the other variety. Personally although the supplement companies are all over the hyoooouge IFBB pro's, who without a doubt have gained a reasonable portion of their mass unnaturally, I think the natural competitions are where you really see the nice physiques.

    Some here mentioned earlier that allowing doping would just turn everyone into hulks, but that's ridiculous. I agree that watching huge unnatural hulks run around is nothing but a freak show, just as the pro bodybuilding contests have turned into freak shows decades ago. However the fact remains that in most sports pure bulk is not the key to winning, and beyond that most of the sports where pure bulk can prove an advantage, there are weight classes (think olympic judo, boxing, etc..).

    For the non-combat sports, being too big usually slows you down, makes you require more oxygen to operate, and in many cases makes it more difficult to execute correct technique, which has been designed around a more natural body.

    Personally I think bringing doping out into the open would do exactly what the scientists think: reduce the risk for both athletes and amateurs dabbling with (currently) illegal performance enhancing drugs. Additionally I would like to point out it's quite plausible that the drugs and methods being used for performance enhancement now because they can't be detected yet by drug tests, are more detrimental to the athletes' health than the "tried and true" ones, such as plain testosterone or other "natural" AAS for example?

    Finally I would like to add that while doping should quite possibly be allowed, I would guess having a "natural" class where athletes are limited to more natural performance enhancers, would make a lot of sense, as most people have tremendous respect for those who wish to take their body to the limit without the help of drugs. The important remaining question is whether the fact that an "all-out, doping allowed" class existed would eliminate cheating in the natural class. I would hope so, but human nature has stacked the odds against it.

  232. Re:No by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    The "potentially harmful" aside is uneccessary. The parameter for safe use are understood and well documented. The only thing that makes steroids 'unsafe' is wankers shooting themselves up with extreme overdoses in the locker-rooms of the local gyms. I know some of these wankers, and I know they're taking a real chance of destroying themselves, just as you would with a 10X overdose of any other drug.

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  233. Re:No by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Add one more criteria. It must only be fueled from the athlete's body chemistry. No gasoline, batteries, uranium packs, etc. All the energy must come from the athlete.

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  234. Re:No by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, the slippery slope is actually a marble. You can slide off in a lot of different ways.

    Once you start banning substances, where do you stop. Can we ban steak, because some countries diets are low in protein, and all that fat is unhealthy to the athletes? (yes, it is an extreme example. To the point of being silly....or is it?)

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  235. IT Doping? by maxconfus · · Score: 1

    Why stop at the games? Why not doping for IT? I mean we dedicate our lives to a craft much the same way an athlete dedicates their life. Ever since the baseball steroid scandal broke I have been asking about the use of enhancers in IT, admittedly much to the response of some pretty strange looks but hey I can take it...

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  236. Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is /. after all, we are Nerds, do any of us care about sports, or whether they're fair or not? I don't. Let athletes destroy their bodies for a temporary edge in any way they want to. When "Monday night Chess" is the hot game of the week, or some other endeavor which stresses thinking rather than brute force then I'll care about "sports".

  237. Re:No by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    But then you'd still have to test the natural atheletes, because there would be more fame in doing well in that league which would be considered 'pure'.

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  238. Re:No smoking; fine as long as then you kill yours by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    Thing is, it's just unethical to let a wounded man be wounded because of his own stupidity. Then we enter a dangerous area where we're only required medical care after our case has been viewed and accepted yada-yada-yada.

    This is one issue that needs to be black and white. We may have to suck up some bills of stupid people, but at least they are in pain for their stupidity...it's not like they are fleecing the system while drinking margaritas in Curacao. That's the most ethical way to handle it.

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  239. Re:No by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    Inevitably someone will die from whatever drug they're abusing.

  240. Imagine your kid ---- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine your kid in high school getting "supplements" from his coach. Happened to my nephews and my brother-in-law who is an MD went ballistic with the elite private school the boys were in -- but my nephews were part of the football team that had the only winning season the school had ever had....

  241. "Hope for the best" AKA natural selection by jake-in-a-box · · Score: 1

    "Oh well, maybe it's just too late anyway and all we can do is hope for the best" makes one smile and sigh simultaneously. It's actually a time-proven principle, but of course the definition of "the best" is where you may have problems with the outcome. :-)

    Since natural selection selects for those that survive, it can take any direction without regard to the individuals perception or judgment of what is desirable. For that matter, whatever the result is becomes "the best" by virtue of its occurrence.

    And by the way, that is exactly what is going to happen, because all of our actions or omissions add up to natural selection anyway.

    Driving this thread in a somewhat different direction... My interpretation of the original is that the writer is advocating a more considered approach to selecting the areas that we study in science, so that we do not develop a technology that lets an ill-considered action reduce the human population too much. Ignoring the inherent valuation of that as a "bad thing" we must recognize that while the ability of humans to predict the future distinguishes us from most other living things, we are much better at predicting what those in our social group will do in response to our individual actions than we are at predicting how a technology will affect the economy or how a new law will affect or society. The point being that we are so poor at it that in my opinion we should not even attempt to regulate what we investigate in basic science. Though an exception to that may be to encourage or even require investment in finding ways to predict what will happen if a given technology is developed. And even that is inherently unpredictable. Think about all the possibilities if we could reliably predict all of the outcomes from a given action. What would happen to markets? Certainly selling short would be a losing proposition. In the philosophical realm, what are the implications to the concept of free choice?

    The mind boggles - at least this one does. Ah well, all we can do is hope for the best.

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  242. Remember that SNL skit - the All-Drug Olympics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And he's pulled his arms off!!!! Oh, he's going to feel that in the morning...
    (Phil Hartman with blood spurting out of arm holes....)

    Says it all.

  243. Anyone remember old SNL skit? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the old Saturday Night Live skit from the early 90's where the Olympic Committee decided to have an all-drug Olympics? I still remember Chris Farley as the weightlifter who had gotten so strong on "Steroids, hormones, and some sort of fish paralyzer" that he ripped his own arms off trying to do a world-record-shattering dead lift. I'm sure it would be on Youtube if NBC/Universal hadn't turned into such a bunch of party-pooping bastards and removed all the classic SNL content.

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  244. Re:No smoking; fine as long as then you kill yours by jgijanto · · Score: 1

    These laws don't prevent YOU from smoking and killing yourself, they only prevent you from doing so IN (generally enclosed) public places and forcing (unfiltered!) carcinogens on everyone ELSE.

    Well, its filtered by my lungs...

  245. No Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say it but really.... think of the children.

    I haven't been watching much of the events, as honestly I am not that interested to begin with. However I was flipping through and saw some Chinese gymnast that looked about 12. Her papers say she is 16, the minimum age requirement to compete. However even the tv announcer left it up to the audience to draw their own conclusions.

    In any event these are amatures. Many of them very young. All of which are under considerable pressure as it is. To give a green light to modification and enhancement will only escalate things beyond what is already pretty brutal.

    Anyway its bad for the guinea pigs and its bad for the kids watching. Not only that, you can bet that some countries will refuse to allow the enhancements anyway due to law or morality, which may mean a whole lot of astricks in the statistics . I mean if I was an athlete of that caliber I would hate to hear, oh sure he did the 100m in 5.2s, but thats juiced, the real one was 8.2s natural or something like that.

    Having said all that, I think you can get rid of more than half the competitions as well. I think they really need to scale back the events, competitors, and overall glut of spending on it. It really is pretty grotesque.

  246. Re:Cars? This is /. by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

    Ok. So we have 2 classes. One gets to build their decks only from Invasion commons, and the other guys get blank cards, where they can pencil in any cards they like from extended.

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  247. What ROT by Igarden2 · · Score: 1

    "designed to create a level playing field" and I'm sure you can define that concept? Hooey, your search for perfection is futile. Limits are all that is available and they are not perfect. "protect athletes' health" I'm sure some are better off for not having massive amounts of chemicals poured in their bodies. The horrors of the past should be our guide. "set an example for children" Hey, getting bumped for doping is a pretty good deterent in my book. What's your answer? "that fails on all counts" Maybe in your mind, but I think it's working as well as can be expected. "The journal Nature" These are experts in sports? Go back to your labs. You know nothing of real world sports. "antidoping authorities have fostered a sporting culture of suspicion, secrecy and fear" Well, welcome to the real world. Humans cheat and the world ain't perfect. I suppose these Einsteins would then legislate which 'doping' materials would be allowed. And then if someone cheated...... Absolute balderdash.

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  248. Ah, right. by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    "like the unreliable test for synthetic testosterone that cost Floyd Landis his 2006 Tour de France victory"

    So this is basically bitterness at an American cheat getting caught? Okay, check.

    It's fairly obvious what would happen if unrestricted doping were allowed: there would always be someone willing to take the most risky and dangerous enhancement substances available (or some government willing to compel its athletes to do it), and damn the long term consequences. It would quickly become impossible to win any form of professional sporting competition without behaviour highly dangerous to both short-term and long-term health, reducing any potential athlete's choices to: compete and risk possible sudden death and probable shortened life span, or don't compete (at least meaningfully). And sports fans would either stop being sports fans out of disgust quite quickly, or become very objectionable characters (I'd hate to be someone who supported an activity that essentially killed its participants).

    An imperfect 'war on doping' is massively preferable to this outcome in just about all possible ways. I really don't see how you can reasonably argue otherwise.

  249. Athletes don't like doping by draxredd · · Score: 1

    If you ever let the athletes do what they want, i'm betting on a steep decrease in doping. If you let sponsors and recruiters decide, on the other hand...

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  250. thoughts by SWScorch · · Score: 1

    Being a competitive athlete, albeit many many echelons below Olympic athletes, I have mulled this over before. The burning question is, where do you draw the line? Nike's athletes like Galen Rupp live in a climate-controlled house where the air pressure is set to the equivalent of 12,000 feet altitude, have electro-stimulation machines designed to increase muscle mass, and use zero-g treadmills so they can log more mileage without the wear and tear of actual running. Is this not considered an unfair advantage?

    I am not advocating that we allow doping, but why exactly does using chemicals that enable your body to recover faster constitute cheating, whereas sleeping in an altitude tent and utilizing "weightless" treadmills is allowed? Furthermore, some forms of doping don't even use chemicals at all. Some athletes have a small amount of their blood drawn and stored for a few months, and then re-injected back into their bloodstream a short time before competition; this results in an increased amount of red blood cells, thereby giving them the ability to carry more oxygen to their muscles. This is also prohibited in sanctioned competition. Who decided what is fair and what is considered illegal or unethical, and how will the line progress as time passes?

  251. Spirit of the Olympics is Ruined by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    The problem is a cultural and political issue among the IOC members, judges, doctors and athletes. If you do everything to support doping behind the scenes, then this is what's going to happen. There's always new ways of cheating which might not be caught with current technology. I think the threat of keeping for 10 years blood/urine samples and if you're later found to be cheating, stripped of your medal might be motivation not to dope. If not for loss of sponsorship money but for honour, if there's anything left in the athletes.

    The Games have long been run by large commercial interests - NBC paying in excess of $300 million for broadcast rights for last 10 years. Having "Official" world-wide sponsors of products that are unhealthy and have absolutely no association with sports - Budweiser (or whoever it is this year), Coca-Cola and McDonalds are examples. I'm sure this is of no surprise.

    If the Games are *really* about the best competing against each other, then we have the technological means to get around much of the financial interests. Camcorder + YouTube or BitTorrent. Film each event in an existing venue in a country of choice - fly the athletes over. Might not look as professional for filming purposes. If the statdiums/venues are full of paying people to watch the events in person, then you break even for bandwidth costs.

    I'm all for competitive and amateur sports. I was heavily involved in competitive cycling. But the idea that nobody watches cycling until its the "Olympics" shows there's too much mystique created by commercial interests. Its the Super Bowl effect. This ruins the idea of the competition and the athletes. And if you watched the NBC broadcasts over last few years - where they continually cut to show Americans winning - its cheap and in poor taste. Again, ruins the event.

  252. Steroids League by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need a steroids league in baseball. You're not allowed to play in the game UNLESS you're all hopped on on the 'roids.

  253. See: History of Doping in the Tour De France by siphoncolder · · Score: 1

    Left to their own devices, athletes didn't use EPO or other steroids to gain an edge. Athletes used HARD DRUGS and nightly blood transfusions to get ahead. And for a long time, it was just accepted. Everyone knew that athletes did these horrible things to themselves to win - it was the elephant in the room.

    The push to stop doping was originally done NOT for "fairness" or because of concerns of cheating; cheating is what it became AFTER the push to stop it. Never forget that this push to stop doping started for their SAFETY; because many athletes, in their competitive fervor, were willing to do ANYTHING to win, and that wasn't right, safe, nor was it what was intended.

    Look to the example of Tom Simpson who keeled over & died climbing Mont Ventoux during the 1967 Tour De France to know why we shouldn't let athletes do whatever they want. That guy doped himself up on 2 vials of amphetamines with a 3rd ready to be downed in his jersey pocket (never mind the dieuretics he used to 'weight down'). He was so doped up he didn't know he needed to stop, and literally exhausted himself to death.

    Think about that. THAT is the mentality of an athlete who can do whatever he wants. THAT is what an athlete will do. It's not unlike an anorexic's compulsion against food or a bulimic's compulsion to expunge (not to say that they're the same, but only to compare the compulsion aspect).

    We should be so lucky to be in a grey area where athletes resort to relatively tame attempts at getting an edge like EPO rather than snorting coke, shooting heroin, downing LSD and having a witch doctor lay hands on them. Because THAT'S HOW IT WAS BEFORE.

    Pessimism towards athletic performance only comes from those who are ignorant of history and who fail to empathize with the pressure.

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  254. Re:No by zuzulo · · Score: 1

    Well, the evolution part comes into play when athletes choose the wrong therapies or drug regimens and experience consequences like sterility, genetic damage, or early death.

    So, evolution, actually a pretty clear case. The successful ones live to pass on their genes, the unsuccessful ones either die or damage the genes they do manage to pass on.

    But the value of free lab rats willing to test this stuff for us so they can succeed at a game cannot be overstated. Now the situation is less than desirable because they are all secretive and stuff so it is difficult to use the risks they are taking to contribute to our store of scientific evidence regarding the effects and side effects associated with these therapies.

    Plus i just like to say 'evolution in action'. Maybe they have a bumper sticker or something. I would totally wear that t-shirt.

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  255. 2020 Medal Winners by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    And the gold goes to Merck, the silver to Wyeth pharmaceutical, aand the bronze to Novartis. Congratulations!

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  256. Unlimited Class v/s Classic or Traditional by ttroutma · · Score: 1

    I might even watch "baseball" if the ball thrower (pitcher?) had orangutan thumbs and the bat person had electronic trigger actuated super twitch reflexes swinging a glassy-tungsten-steel bat. Protective gear would have to ramp of course b/c people in the stands and in the field could be killed by the super sonic ball.

  257. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I really meant is that when you talk about "steroids" in sports, you really mean "anabolic steroids". On the other hand, when you talk about steroids in medicine, you almost always mean corticosteroids (although anabolic steroids are occasionally used).

    Wait, what?!?
    You mean when I got prescribed steroids for poison oak and I spent a lot of time at the gym I was really doing nothing except pissing off everyone who got it from using the same equipment?

    He he sorry about that.

  258. At last! Finally some sense in the debate! by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    I've been saying for years that all the arguments used against drugs in sport are nothing more than rehashes of the arguments against playing sport for paid advantage of 150 years ago. "It's bad for your health to train so hard as to win at any cost." "It brings corruption and disrepute to sport." "Sport should be pure and free of outside influence." Just to name a few.

    The third example (outside influence) is clearly absurd, as there are sports where outside influence is a major factor. Swimsuit technology that's available to the wealthy nation's swimmers. The first carbon fibre bicycles compared to poorer countries' chromo framed rides.

    The solution 150 years ago was 2 sporting tiers, amateur and professional. It probably IS time for a third tier, medically assisted.

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  259. recumbents by quenda · · Score: 1

    Recumbents would get slaughtered on the climbs.

    Not true. Are you saying its impossible to make a lightweight recumbent? An extra few kg means a few % slower climb. But the difference on the flat is much more.
      The other problem is that you can't stand on the pedals, but if the gear range is low enough, thats not needed.

  260. Competition between humans, not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Olympic games are for both poor and rich countries. Most of olympic disciplines can be trained using very minimum or easily obtainable training equipment, thus making all atletes to compete mostly on their own physical abilities.

    Allowing doping will benefit to rich countries and will make more competition of pharmacy companies than human beings.

  261. Athletes should test themselves by tbuskey · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I think the future is for athletes to undergo independent, ongoing testing. The 2 american teams in the Tour de France went through it.

    I think it's as much to prove they're clean as to protect themselves from lab errors.

  262. yeah... it was the test by Redwing · · Score: 1

    ..like the unreliable test for synthetic testosterone that cost Floyd Landis his 2006 Tour de France victory...

    This is like the jailed thief who blames the police for his incarceration. It's never his fault.

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