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  1. Jason Humphreys for POTUS on Florida Man Faces $48k Fine For Jamming Drivers' Cellphones · · Score: 1

    That's all. Have a nice day.

  2. how nice on Long-Lasting Enzyme Chews Up Cocaine · · Score: 1

    Mice injected with the engineered enzyme survive daily lethal doses of cocaine for an average of 94 hours.

    It's things like this that make me think that if there ever was an extinction event like a large asteroid collision or gamma ray burst, I wouldn't feel too bad about it. People create a highly addictive drug. People abuse the drug. People kill each other over purchasing, selling and law enforcement issues regarding the drug. Now people are torturing animals by forcing them to overdose on the drug, reviving them, and repeating the process until they die in order to find a way to combat the effects of an overdose in humans. Am I the only one who sees this as embarrassingly stupid and shameful behavior for the top dogs on the planet? An infinite number of Picards could not facepalm enough to make me feel better.

  3. Slush on Searching For Ocean Life On Another World · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the ice/water transition may be miles of slush, rather than being clearly defined. If so the design in TFA isn't going to work as there will be no ceiling to use as a reference. They'll need to use temperature, sonar, or pressure readings to determine its elevation/depth, all of which will be unknown without sending something else down there first.

  4. Re:Luddites on the loose. on FAA Bans Delivering Packages With Drones · · Score: 2

    Considering these are basically miniature electric helicopters, I'm not sure a crash is really that big a deal; certainly no more so than a truck crashing in the street while delivering the same package through the FAA-approved route. Plus, whoever it crashed on would get free stuff as compensation.

    Tell that to the guy whose cranium was split in half by a quadcopter a year or so ago.

  5. It's not just energy consumption that's a problem on Cable Boxes Are the 2nd Biggest Energy Users In Many Homes · · Score: 1

    Cable and satellite receivers have always been poorly designed, slower than molasses, hot-running piles of shit with UI design worse than a PC RPG ported to an NES and more bugs than the Amazon. Anyone have any ideas why this is? With any other consumer electronic device people would rage spike it into the pavement, but for cable boxes it's somehow okay.

    I recently cancelled Dish Network for blacking out half the Braves games (in Atlanta, no less) and sent their shit-box back to them. Netflix, TPB and Linux HTPC's all the way, baby.

  6. Re:No good deed on Security Researchers Threatened With US Cybercrime Laws · · Score: 1

    LOL. Agreed.

  7. No good deed on Security Researchers Threatened With US Cybercrime Laws · · Score: 2

    Why, with all the plenty of cheap resources, technology, entertainment and knowledge, are people still complete assholes? There must be an asshole gene that natural selection has yet to make dormant.

  8. The solution is a new law: on Fiat Chrysler CEO: Please Don't Buy Our Electric Car · · Score: 1

    H.R.x Commerce of Any Non Organism Shall Not Require Any Federal or States License

    Oh no. It would be the Wild West of selling and buying. Everything would instantly catch on fire, gunmen would roam the streets, and somehow slavery would come back even though the law didn't apply to organisms. The state and central government regularly punish and reward businesses to enforce policy. A shame.

  9. Drugs and programming on This Is Your Brain While Videogaming Stoned · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From personal experience, drinking while programming isn't so bad, although the increasing mental and physical clumsiness will eventually become a problem. Smoking weed while programming, on the other hand, is asking for trouble. If you're a designer brainstorming before coming up with a rough design document, weed's probably an ally in many ways. Programming, though, God help you. I suppose it adversely affects the ability to base one logical proposition upon another, which is generally bad for a series of equations relying upon the results of the previous for a useful result.

    While playing games it depends on the game. If it requires the same sort of sequential, analytical processes as programming then you're doomed. If it's just a twitch game with simple goals and gameplay you'll be minimally handicapped. In any case, I can't imagine being high will improve your ability to play a game; just your enjoyment of it.

  10. Depends on how kids use them on Teachers Union: Computers Can Negatively Impact Children's Ability To Learn · · Score: 1

    My greatest regret is attending high school. If I had fully indulged my obsession with computers at age 13 (in 1989) and forgone my high school "education" I would be in Bill Gates' shoes by now, throwing money at schools like it grew on trees. There's nothing wrong with using computers, but there's a big difference between playing Angry Birds and learning to program and reading Wikipedia. Computers are a tool; you can build a bridge or poke yourself in the eye.

  11. Re:New improved formula! Radiation Free! on Fujitsu Is Growing Radiation-Free Lettuce In Japan's Fukushima Prefecture · · Score: 1

    For many, radioactive underwear is probably still a good idea, at least for the rest of us.

  12. Re:Energy-matter synthesis on Scientists Propose Collider That Could Turn Light Into Matter · · Score: 1

    Well fuck it, just build an inverted spherical solar panel around the sun, crank out some Earl Grey, and blast the fucking thing near the speed of light to whatever starship ordered it. Problem solved.

  13. New improved formula! Radiation Free! on Fujitsu Is Growing Radiation-Free Lettuce In Japan's Fukushima Prefecture · · Score: 1

    Is this the world we live in now? Sad.

  14. air pressure on The Physics of Hot Pockets · · Score: 1

    Would microwaving frozen food in a vacuum (or conversely under high pressure) make any useful difference in how evenly the food cooked? A lower pressure would lower the boiling point and a higher pressure would raise it. What about subtly modifying the wavelengths or amplitude? I'm not a physicist so I have no idea. Just throwing that out there to see if someone smarter than me can make it stick.

  15. Re:frosty piss on Death Wish Meets GPS: iPhone Theft Victims Confronting Perps · · Score: 1

    I had an epiphany while reading your post. The solution is to make it legal to steal phones. Everybody wins!

  16. Re:bonus on Death Wish Meets GPS: iPhone Theft Victims Confronting Perps · · Score: 1

    I don't know man, that sounds like the beginnings of A LOT OF WORK! Probably better to let sleeping phones lie.

  17. Amazing that this has been done on 3-D Printed Skull Successfully Implanted In Woman · · Score: 2

    The present is looking more and more like Ghost in the Shell. I love it.

  18. Re:Surely you jest ... on Job Automation and the Minimum Wage Debate · · Score: 1

    >hopefully by instilling logical and altruistic values in our children.

    I actually laughed aloud at this. Do you even have children?

    I have a 19 month old. People (including children) can be unimaginably bad, but it's not hopeless. So far mine's been a blast. Good kid. Is this better advice for children than logic and altruism?

    Tame your inner beast by using its power to drive your ambition to create in and improve upon the state of the world and the people around you.

  19. Re:Surely you jest ... on Job Automation and the Minimum Wage Debate · · Score: 1

    All of that depends on what kind of society we create to live in such a world, hopefully by instilling logical and altruistic values in our children. Obviously I'm being optimistic, probably unrealistically so, but think of what people just 100 years ago would have thought about modern society today. 100 years is nothing in terms of our species' history; we've crossed a threshold in our evolution due to technology, quickly leaving behind what we used to be for better or worse. The only things holding us back now are our primal instincts and education.

    With respect to your comments about people having too much free time, there are two kinds of people. There's the guy who after retirement finds himself starting a small farm, working at the local grocery store or writing novels because he just needs something to do. Then there's the guy whose ideal use of time involves smoking crack, beating his wife over some inane argument, and ending up on COPS for us all to shake our heads at.

    It's not something that would happen overnight, but all growth is painful and everything good we now have was born of suffering somewhere.

  20. growing pains toward a better future, maybe? on Job Automation and the Minimum Wage Debate · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the inevitable loss of more "menial" jobs (take no offense; I've had many myself) will suck for those affected, at some point we're going to end up with a civilization like in Star Trek TNG where people choose to work, as the provision of the basic necessities of life will have become largely automated. Of course, something "really bad" could happen before then (nuclear holocaust, plague, asteroid strike, supervolcano, gamma ray burst, etc.), but I hope someday we reach the point where robots handle the ugly bits and we all get to do whatever the hell we please without fear.

  21. not afraid on Russian State TV Anchor: Russia Could Turn US To "Radioactive Ash" · · Score: 1

    Go ahead guys, launch every nuke you've got. Or look up "balance of power" or "stalemate" or "mutually assured destruction" and shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

  22. in a good mood on Shuttleworth Wants To Get Rid of Proprietary Firmware · · Score: 0

    Mark must have gotten laid recently. Or had lunch with Richard Stallman. Or...

  23. Re:The Ultimate Electric Car on What If the Next Presidential Limo Was a Tesla? · · Score: 1

    Along that line of thought, they actually have all the time in the world. Unless they accidentally bang their mother, of course, which changes everything.

  24. Bury all power lines? on Power Cables' UV Flashes Apparently Frighten Animals · · Score: 1

    Probably prohibitively expensive, but it would be nice if, someday, all that shit was underground. It looks horrible and is susceptible to lightning strikes, airplanes, helicopters (and now drones), falling trees, hurricanes, tornadoes and terrorist sabotage. And again, it just looks horrible. We bury fiber, copper, natural gas and water lines, so why is all our electrical strung up like the crack baby of a Christmas tree and a giant spider?

  25. The Ultimate Electric Car on What If the Next Presidential Limo Was a Tesla? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How small can they make nuclear reactors these days? Tesla could make the President's new "Beast" something like the Tumbler from the new Batman movies, with an extra 1000 HP thrown in for good measure.