User: devotedlhasa

Re:Mark Purdey's alternative hypothesis

On: Prions Observed Jumping Species Barrier

Purdey is deceased now (brain cancer?)

It was prions.

Delicious?

On: Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious'

...or just bad taste?

Re:You too can be an armchair scientist.

On: Scientists Discover Cows Point North

clearly pointing to magnetic West...

We will know if there is a problem...

On: Diebold Admits Ohio Machines May Lose Votes

when Bush wins again

Re:Rocket chair?

On: Teens Arrested For Motorized Office Chair

Apparently it goes so fast that he started out 17 and came back 40. Now that's fast.

ENCOM

On: How To Sell a Video Game Idea?

Although, you might have fight some gladiator style games and destroy the MCP before you get credit for you work.

prophetically saith...

On: Red Hat Bets Big On Cloud Target

Thine clouds hast linux. Fare thee well.

Re:Google Groups

On: R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008

I miss dejanews... Google groups is terrible compared to how great deja was. They totally ruined it.

Re:Just Use It

On: Software, Tools, Or Techniques For UI Review?

Too bad it's so damn ugly.

Yo mama

On: Mars Soil Frustrates Phoenix Again

Yo mama ... may have damaged the lander because the vibrator had to be used longer than designed

Emotions?

On: NAO Humanoid Robot Set To Hit the Market

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed...

Re:Budweiser with Lime

On: Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea

...with calcium hydroxide

Happiness

On: Non-Programming Jobs For a Computer Science Major?

I never knew what happiness was until I started to work in IT... then it was too late!

pronounced "Solar Probe plus"

On: NASA Plans Probe to the Sun

The name of the mission is Solar Probe+ (pronounced "Solar Probe plus")

...and how else would you pronounce it?

Big deal

On: Bacteria Make Major Evolutionary Shift In the Lab

I've been watching bacteria developing complex evolutionary traits in my refrigerator for some time now....

Re:i'll still drive my hummer

On: The SUV Is Dethroned

So what your are saying is that driving a Hummer is compensating for a small prius

Re:I miss Dejanews

On: The Greatest Defunct Websites and Dotcom Disasters

I pine for pine

Re:That's "effect", not "affect"

On: Twitter Not Rocket Science, but Still a Work in Progress

affect better communication.... negatively.