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Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea

Antiglobalism writes "Scientists say they have found a workable way of reducing CO2 levels in the atmosphere by adding lime to seawater. And they think it has the potential to dramatically reverse CO2 accumulation in the atmosphere, reports Cath O'Driscoll in SCI's Chemistry & Industry magazine published today."

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  1. And finally... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Funny

    A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

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    1. Re:And finally... by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      Yum! Salty lemonade, my favourite!

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    2. Re:And finally... by Forzan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you're trying to be hilarious, but it's Limeade. And it tastes like chalk.

    3. Re:And finally... by dattaway · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yum! Salty lemonade, my favourite!

      Gatorade Marine will be marketed for its unique patented electrolytes.

    4. Re:And finally... by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm hoping that next they'll add some gin.

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    5. Re:And finally... by demonbug · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's what fish crave.

    6. Re:And finally... by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yum! Salty lemonade, my favourite!

      Gatorade Marine will be marketed for its unique patented electrolytes.

      It's got what plants crave!

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    7. Re:And finally... by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Might be like a Margarita.

      Then again, it might not.

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    8. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what plants crave!

    9. Re:And finally... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      The only problem is the dolphins are asking for Corona or Tequila....

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    10. Re:And finally... by mcwidget · · Score: 1

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      Yeah. That would be Limeade though.

    11. Re:And finally... by D+Ninja · · Score: 5, Informative

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      Except...it's lime.

    12. Re:And finally... by y86 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to margaritaville :-)

    13. Re:And finally... by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      some gin

      Lots and lots of gin, really. In fact, why not just replace all the water with gin?

      Personally, though, I'd prefer vodka.

    14. Re:And finally... by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only problem is the dolphins are asking for Corona or Tequila....

      Screw those stupid dolphins; always laughing at us humans. Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

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    15. Re:And finally... by kannibal_klown · · Score: 4, Funny

      But it's got elec-tra-lites.

      Definitely an under-appreciated movie.

    16. Re:And finally... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I was thinking along those lines, that I like adding lime to my mexican beers....so, hoping that I'm doing my part to help too!!

      Great..putting lime into liquids makes it taste good, AND is good for the environment! I like that.

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    17. Re:And finally... by 45mm · · Score: 2, Funny

      or tequila ... an ocean margarita ... no need to salt the brim, it's all there!

    18. Re:And finally... by xstonedogx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good. I've missed the flavor of candy cigarettes.

    19. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be a waste of good Gin, I would not be able to drink it afterward. That is why I don't drink water, because fish fuck in it.

    20. Re:And finally... by imipak · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sadly, a joke is all that this story is. It's nonsense, as anyone with sophomore chemistry and the ability to google up the quantities of CO2 we're talking about could tell you.

    21. Re:And finally... by JrOldPhart · · Score: 2, Funny

      Add a bunch of virgins and we have

      Cherry Limeade.

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    22. Re:And finally... by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>The only problem is the dolphins are asking for Corona or Tequila....

      >Screw those stupid dolphins; always laughing at us humans. Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

      Speaking of pissing in the ocean...

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    23. Re:And finally... by A440Hz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, Mr. Limpet: Is it in you?

    24. Re:And finally... by nizo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the dolphins figure out the solution to all that lime being added to their seawater. How many nukes have we lost in the deep deep ocean again?

    25. Re:And finally... by punterjoe · · Score: 1

      Of course it will work - "It's got electrolytes"!

    26. Re:And finally... by residieu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lemonade made from saltwater would be less salty than normal Gatorade.

    27. Re:And finally... by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Funny

      Elctra-lite: no plot, no dialog, just Jennifer Garner in red leather occasionally fighting.

    28. Re:And finally... by Scarletdown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

      That would be pointless and redundant. The ocean is already filled with water.

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    29. Re:And finally... by Velorium · · Score: 1

      Just add some tequila and we're all set!

    30. Re:And finally... by laoseth · · Score: 1

      It's GOT what wish crave

    31. Re:And finally... by BeanThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why we ask people with more than a sophomore chemistry level.

    32. Re:And finally... by orasio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      Yum! Salty lemonade, my favourite!

      It's not that bad. In Guatemala, that is called "cimarrona", and it's supposed to get rid of your hangover.

      If you add beer, it becomes a chelada.

    33. Re:And finally... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      Salty Lime-Aid that is, and once project Margaritaville gets off the drawing-board, global warming will be nothing more than a fuzzy (at best) memory...

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    34. Re:And finally... by bugnuts · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You have lime
      You have salt.

      Just need some tequila.

    35. Re:And finally... by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Hold on.

      Lime.

      Salt. ...Margaritaville, here I come!

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    36. Re:And finally... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I'm holding out for Cherry flavor. It's my favorite.

    37. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      Except...it's lime.

      you people do understand that this is lime the stone, and not lime the fruit.

    38. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But it's got elec-tra-lites.

      Definitely an under-appreciated movie.

      And maybe next we can put it on all of the deserts and the mid-west crops cuz it's what the plants crave. We can end world hunger! ... um ... Did they get their science degrees from costco?

    39. Re:And finally... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is the dolphins are asking for Corona or Tequila....

      Screw those stupid dolphins; always laughing at us humans. Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

      No, no, no - it's the fish they appreciate.

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    40. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one on the first page seems to have noted that this is lime (alkaline calcium oxide) not limes (the acidic fruit).

    41. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is why I don't drink water, because fish fuck in it.

      Oddly enough, that's the only reason why I *do* drink water...

    42. Re:And finally... by oldhack · · Score: 1

      "All natural!! Hehe. No, we mean it. Yeah the electro stuff! We just scoop'em up!!"

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    43. Re:And finally... by Evolt's+RonL. · · Score: 1

      Limes! Not Lemons ... you insensitive clod!

      Limes! ... Inside frickin HUGE icecubes! ... with lasers ...

    44. Re:And finally... by terjeber · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Lemonade? Hell no. We have the salt. We have the lime. I'll add the tequila for the greatest party in the history of evoluion!

    45. Re:And finally... by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Now why would you want to add water to water? That doesn't do anything. Or, as the brits say, american beer and making love in a canoe: Fucking close to water.

    46. Re:And finally... by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

      fish don't fuck in the water, whales, dolphins, seals and walruses fuck in the water but not fish; in fact you should be glad you don't know what fish really do in the water, it makes fucking look pretty neat and tidey!

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    47. Re:And finally... by discogravy · · Score: 1

      Meh, I think River Tam Beats Everyone Up will be better.

    48. Re:And finally... by joeman3429 · · Score: 1

      I was hoping they were all just joking, but you're right. God, I'm losing faith in humanity again

    49. Re:And finally... by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      They're talking about Calcium Hydroxide. Not citrus. Minerals, not fruit.

    50. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A solution to nasty-tasting seawater! Lemonade oceans FTW!

      my only question is does it affect coral or sea life/vegetation.

    51. Re:And finally... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      You think that's bad? Wait until they add Tequila and pile salt along the shore lines.

    52. Re:And finally... by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Which still exist at the odd c-store in the country... I see them on occasion, but now they are "sticks" in a box that just happens to look like a pack of smokes.

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    53. Re:And finally... by MacDork · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's nonsense, as anyone with sophomore chemistry and the ability to google up the quantities of CO2 we're talking about could tell you.

      That's why we ask people with more than a sophomore chemistry level.

      You are kidding... right? But look at that moderation! WOW! What really blows my mind is that all the climate change cultists that read here haven't even bothered to give the article a critical look and instead are content to make jokes about fruit flavoring. The article claims:

      The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

      Gee, do tell guys. How does reversing CaCO3 -> CaO + CO2 magically use up twice as much CO2 as it releases? No chemical formula, no citation. Nothing. Jack squat. Hmmm, a little digging produces this.

      So... CaO + H2O + 2CO2 -> Ca + 2HCO3...

      Wait a second!? Doesn't 2H2O + 2CO2 -> 2H + 2HCO3...

      So they're really just substituting Ca(2+) for 2H(+) and this is just more cultist sleight of hand. "We can drop CaO in the water and be SAVED! It'll absorb twice as much CO2 as it releases! HEAL mother Earth and REJOICE!! Send your support for our computer modeling efforts in the form of a check to..."

      Besides, making lime takes LOTS of energy. Where is this pile of miracle lime going to come from??

      locating it in regions that have a combination of low-cost 'stranded' energy considered too remote to be economically viable to exploit — like flared natural gas or solar energy in deserts — and that are rich in limestone, making it feasible for calcination to take place on site.

      Great, the cultists are going to stripmine the F'in desert and haul it all the way to the oceans. I'm sure that process will be "carbon neutral." I'll bet it's really inexpensive and gentle on the desert ecosystem at the same time. <sarcasm />

    54. Re:And finally... by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Camo is a hit or miss, with me its a BULLS-EYE!!!!!
      Great stuff, I can't get these here, and I drank it a few months ago, so I can't give a great description of the flavor, but I do remember loving it.

      Awesome Buzz!!

      Forget Bud Light, if you want flavor look no further than Camo, greatest beer ever.

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    55. Re:And finally... by kaos07 · · Score: 2, Funny

      How was that different to the actual film, Electra?

    56. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fish don't fuck in the water

      Except the ones that do. E.g. sharks.

    57. Re:And finally... by ross.w · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never raised livebearers (Mollies, Platies, Guppies, Swordtails). Like aquatic rabbits they are

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    58. Re:And finally... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you add Seawater to Lime you get ... slime!.

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    59. Re:And finally... by Atario · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you're being a smart-ass or you're Vietnamese. Just in case it's the former...

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    60. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filet-o-fish with natural lime flavor!

    61. Re:And finally... by FauxReal · · Score: 1

      Add some tequila and we'll have oceans of margaritas. For the free booze or to save to save the Earth, I think everyone will agree with the plan. This could be the dawn of a new era...

    62. Re:And finally... by polar+red · · Score: 1

      climate change cultists

      What is YOUR explanation for the fact that the avg global temperatures are rising while solar activity has been going down?

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    63. Re:And finally... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      it makes fucking look pretty neat and tidey!

      If your fucking looks pretty neat and tidey you're doing it wrong!

    64. Re:And finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, how many of you are old enough to remember chemistry sets with a book of experiments? One was to make up some clear lime water, then blow through it with a straw. The CO2 in your breath caused the lime to precipitate out. Or something.

      Wanna bet if you went into a toy store today and asked for a chemistry set that DHS would be up your ass before the clerk had time to understand the question?

    65. Re:And finally... by emilper · · Score: 1

      explanation, probably have none, but answer, yes: send some accountants to audit the guys doing the averaging ... round here it's the fourth cold summer in a row.

      Yeah, I know, weather is not climate etc.

    66. Re:And finally... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Screw those stupid dolphins; always laughing at us humans. Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

      So basically... put water in the oceans.. Brilliant!!!

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    67. Re:And finally... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

      Its previously discounted science being endorsed by Shell, and championed by a London management consultant. Somehow, being taken seriously is not one of the properties I would associate with this plan.

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    68. Re:And finally... by Paranatural · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You're a moron. 'The cultists, as you call them, have not given this article any credibility. And far from 'the cultists' wanting to stripmine the desert and haul it to the ocean, it is....*drumroll*

      Exxon! Who wants to abuse the tax breaks intended for real solutions in order to subsidize their *drumroll again* drilling for natural gas!

      The fact that your drivel was modded up is proof enough that all the whining about 'those liberal slashdotters' is nothing more than that. Baseless and stupid.

    69. Re:And finally... by MacDork · · Score: 1

      You're a moron

      I'm sorry, are the chemistry equations I presented incorrect? Have you been offended because I allow scientific fact to guide me rather than labels like "Green," "Carbon footprint," and other feel good nonsense? Are you a climate change cultist too? I wouldn't be surprised.... cults don't usually care for people who think freely and ask questions that challenge dogma.

      I can see the moderation on the parents of this thread and so can everyone else. imipak was modded flamebait for calling BS on this global warming "solution" and BeanThere was given +4 Interesting for dismissively telling him to learn more science.

      This whole discussion is full of similar mods, and the only reason I didn't get buried in a similar fashion is because I spelled out the problem with this "solution" in the most elementary way possible. Yet YOU are still trying to shout me down. Does the Kool-Aid taste THAT good?

      And far from 'the cultists' wanting to stripmine the desert and haul it to the ocean, it is....*drumroll*

      Exxon!

      Seriously? I didn't know Shell was owned by Exxon. Not that I really care about who's funding the research as long as it isn't public funds, but the third sentence of TFA reads:

      Shell is so impressed with the new approach that it is funding an investigation

      So, ya know, next time... maybe you could cite your sources like I cited mine. I know it's a real bother for your cult to bring facts to the table, but it would be nice occasionally...

    70. Re:And finally... by Paranatural · · Score: 1

      I never said this was somehow a solution to global warming. It's incredibly stupid, and pretty much everyone else who has an interest in it has said so as well. I never called into question your chemistry, because I agree with it. What I disagree with is your moronic statement that this was somehow a 'greenie' idea. It was not. It's a Shell idea. (I had meant Shell, not Exxon.)

      I'm not trying to shout you down, as you people who constantly portray yourself off as 'victims' claim. I was saying you were construing as if the entire environmental movement was behind this as a good solution (And thus, with your proof that it isn't, 'score a blow' against environmentalists) when in fact the only people who seem to like it is an oil company.

      In short, you set up a straw man, boy. How does that kool-aid taste?

    71. Re:And finally... by MacDork · · Score: 1

      I never said this was somehow a solution to global warming.

      Who said you did?

      It's incredibly stupid, and pretty much everyone else who has an interest in it has said so as well.

      That's why BeanThere was modded +4 Interesting for implying imipak was off base for stating this is junk science. That's why imipak received a flamebait mod. That's why many posts like this one have multiple positive mods for suggesting this might work, even though, as you've agreed, it is chemically impossible for this process to help one bit. One CO2 comes out, one CO2 goes back in. It's patently absurd.

      Clearly, the cultists in the slashdot crowd have been snowed by bs like "Scientists say" and "dramatically reverse CO2 accumulation in the atmosphere" in the story. They just swallow it as truth and you're apparently offended because I'm calling it hocus pocus that appeals to the fire and brimstone climate change religion.

      I'm not trying to shout you down, as you people who constantly portray yourself off as 'victims' claim.

      How soon you forget! You're the one who started in with the name calling. You called me a moron. Don't want me to taking the "victim stance?" If you weren't lobbing callous insults at me, I wouldn't have that option.

      In short, you set up a straw man, boy.

      And there ya have it folks... "you people" ... "boy" ... The last resort of the bully. Intimidation. Congratulations, you've completely exposed yourself for what you really are.

    72. Re:And finally... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Screw those stupid dolphins; always laughing at us humans. Just to spite them we should fill the ocean with Bud Light!

      ... and in 2008, Belgium became the wealthiest nation.

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    73. Re:And finally... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      > You are kidding... right? But look at that moderation!

      Admittedly, I *was* joking, well, half-joking, but I'm not complaining ;). I was however also trying to make a general point that sometimes education level X in some field REALLY isn't good enough - usually it is, but sometimes you can get things disastrously wrong if you rely on lower education levels as often things get over-simplified. For example, I recall learning at various stages in my education that water firstly was able to conduct electricity (simplistic view told to children so they don't electrocute themselves), then wasn't (ah, only if its impure), then later was able to (ah, dielectric breakdown).

      The problem with the lower levels is that you usually don't know what you don't know.

      For certain important things it is critical you do not rely on anything less than post-graduate level studies. My gut feel says something like messing with the climate and oceans on a global scale might be one of them.

      As for chemistry I have no clue, it's not my field.

  2. Mitch said it best by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Look at all the limes in this god damn thing! This fuckin' thing is tropical! Look at the limes, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. Like I'll be water-skiing without a life preserver, people will say "What the hell?" and I'll pull out a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus."

    1. Re:Mitch said it best by Grey_14 · · Score: 2

      Sounds like Mitch Hedburg? Where's that from? I haven't heard it before now,

    2. Re:Mitch said it best by AioKits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, I wish Mitch was still alive. His commedy was the best. Okay, I'll go back to on topic now...

      Does this mean Sprite can now sue the people adding lime to the ocean?

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    3. Re:Mitch said it best by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm kind of surprised you know enough to know that it sounds like him but haven't heard it. It's from his CD, Mitch All Together, on the track titled, oddly enough, Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

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    4. Re:Mitch said it best by prockcore · · Score: 4, Funny

      His commedy was the best.

      You either loved him, or hated him... or thought he was OK.

    5. Re:Mitch said it best by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      And to hell with purple people!

    6. Re:Mitch said it best by apt142 · · Score: 1

      No, but the coconuts aren't going to be happy.

    7. Re:Mitch said it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean Sprite can now sue the people adding lime to the ocean?

      Hey, that brings us back to Mitch. "They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there's more to it than that."

  3. Sure... by Deathdonut · · Score: 5, Funny

    This couldn't possibly have any additional side-effects, right?

    Next they'll want to add tequila and filter the salt to the coasts.

    1. Re:Sure... by Trails · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In deed this strikes me as the climatological equivalent to the following song: I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, I wonder how she swallowed a cow?! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, I guess she'll die.

    2. Re:Sure... by timster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I guess, but we've really swallowed the cow already. Our best available science predicts dire consequences from current and future CO2 levels, so it's reasonable to look for potential fixes that may have other consequences that will need to be studied carefully.

      It's certainly good to address the problem at its cause, by releasing less CO2 in the first place, but there are practical limits to reductions and many methods used to reduce CO2 will have their own side effects. Even wind/solar would have SOME negative effects, some of which would likely be unanticipated.

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    3. Re:Sure... by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You give away your bias too easily...

      If you really think global warming will kill you all, then any side effects are of secondary concern - go nuclear, kill all the dolphins be damned.

      If you think global warming is going to annoy us all, side effects are questions to be answered - go study, weigh the economics, look for good and bad in it.

      If global warming is your religion, side effects must be zero - you will not accept any solution not your own.

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    4. Re:Sure... by Deathdonut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Global warming is not going to kill us all (thought might make life miserable and kill alot of us), but an unknown side-effect that kills the ocean's algae might.

    5. Re:Sure... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Side effects? How about we cross that bridge only when it presents itself as an undeniable threat to our way of life? I'm sure we can find some quick band-aid solution to the lime problem before then which will pospone disaster.

    6. Re:Sure... by Hubbell · · Score: 3, Informative

      If only CO2 actually was the cause for global warming! Every ice core sample taken shows that CO2's only relation to warming is that as sea water gets warmer, it releases more CO2 into the atmosphere. CO2 rises lag behind temp rises by decades/centuries in all samples taken.

    7. Re:Sure... by mcvos · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This couldn't possibly have any additional side-effects, right?

      It remind me of another idea: to add iron particles to the ocean in order to stimulate algae growth, which absorbs quite a lot of CO2.

      But what happens then? Do the oceans get clogged with algae? Do fish eat them so we get to make the fishing industry happy at the same time? Do the algae release the CO2 when they die? Or does it sink to the bottom of the ocean, taking the carbon with it?

      Lots of possibilities for side effects, lots of things to research.

    8. Re:Sure... by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Well don't have a cow man, there are'nt enough to go around..

      and didn't that lady die by swallowing a horse?

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    9. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Informative

      A budding GW denier eh? Well don't give up! Learn more and get right back to us with your next poorly-researched knee-jerk conclusion!

      http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2007/04/the-lag-between-temp-and-co2/

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    10. Re:Sure... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I find strange is that the same tree hugging geniuses who come up with "carbon is to blame for global warming" are the idiots who treat symptoms by causing worse symptoms, yet never looking at the cause. For example, they're screaming bloody murder that "trees no longer absorb and store CO2" and blame the heat.

      What they fail to note is that the idiot tree huggers came up with this idea that they should replant and cut only new trees... old trees are "majestic". Everywhere else, nature kills the OLD... only in "land management" do the idiots kill the young. Old trees have developed root systems. They don't develop at the same speed as young trees. Carbon is stores in the root system. If no new carbon is needed for young roots to grow, why are the tree huggers noticing? Probably because old trees are "majestic" and its all the SUV's fault. Perhaps instead of loving government intervention, they ought to BUY a wooded lot, cut ALL the old dry trees, sell them off or build a nice home on it, and then replant all the trees they cut and CARE for that lot.

      It would be FAR more effective than government intervention, and that's why neither government, nor government worshipping tree huggers will go for it. Why not simply intrude upon the lives of others with regulations and majority knee jerk votes instead?

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    11. Re:Sure... by hardburn · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a way of hardening the water, which in turn increases its ability to absorb CO2 without increasing the acidity of the water. The basic chemistry is used by aquarium hobbyists to keep their acidity stable.

      Many fish keepers go to great lengths to keep their water in a tight range to mimic their fish's natural environment as close as possible, but empirical evidence suggests that fish can tolerate a wide range of hardness and acidity provided that changes are made slowly. Additionally, it should increase the growth rate of coral.

      However, many types of fish may only breed within a given hardness range, so this may end up being a big problem.

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    12. Re:Sure... by homer_s · · Score: 0

      I read the article you've linked and still cannot understand why the op was wrong - can you paste the relevant section?
      (And btw, labeling someone a 'denier' says more about you and the GW hysteria than about the op).

    13. Re:Sure... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If only CO2 actually was the cause for global warming! Every ice core sample taken shows that CO2's only relation to warming is that as sea water gets warmer, it releases more CO2 into the atmosphere. CO2 rises lag behind temp rises by decades/centuries in all samples taken.

      Yes, and then the increased CO2 causes increased warming, resulting in more CO2. It's a feedback cycle, and just because CO2 isn't the initial driver in historical cases does not mean it doesn't cause warming. It's just that in the past, it was always something else that caused the increase in temperature with the CO2 increase following.

      If you were to directly introduce CO2 into the atmosphere before any other warming occurred, then it could become the driving force for the feedback cycle.

      The ice cores are also unanimous in showing that CO2 levels have not been higher than they are now for hundreds of thousands of years, and that the change has occurred rapidly since the industrial revolution. So while in natural cases of warming, CO2 levels were not the initial impetus, our current situation is anything but natural. The ice cores do not imply in any way that the Greenhouse Effect doesn't work, so unless you have some other reason to think it doesn't, then this is cause for concern.

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    14. Re:Sure... by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      There was an old woman who swallowed a horse.

      She died, of course.

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    15. Re:Sure... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everywhere else, nature kills the OLD... only in "land management" do the idiots kill the young.

      So your contentions are that these thousands-of-years-old trees only exist because of man, and nature would have taken care of them long ago, despite their having living thousands of years without "land management" and only "nature." Ok, do you see the logical fallacy here?

      And if you think CO2 regulation is the only function that trees fulfill, well that's just wrong.

    16. Re:Sure... by 74nova · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I once worked for a guy that has already solved the problem of global warming: Nuke Iran and create just a touch of nuclear winter :-)

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    17. Re:Sure... by Talderas · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Mod parent up insightful. This is the reason why we can't get anything done. The environmentalists (for the most part) are ass backwards on everything.

      Let's keep around the old trees and kill the young ones.
      You can't clear out any of the underbrush, and we have to stop wild fires right away! (See California)
      You can't have nuclear power plants, the waste contaminates the environment. (Breeder reactors anyone?)

      Basically, the enviro-hippies are throwing out so much noise which is irritating the hell out of a lot of people, and making it harder to do anything meaningful.

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    18. Re:Sure... by nizo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure strip mining half of the land surface to get the lime won't have much of an impact.

    19. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      A budding GW denier eh?

      Ah, a budding Zampolit, eh? Has it occurred to you that perhaps the person whose throat you're jumping down might have some basis for his skepticism, or is that simply unthinkable?

      -jcr

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    20. Re:Sure... by Tophe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yes, because all of those samples are from pre-industrial times. In those cases the earth warmed up a little, some CO2 was released, causing more warming, releasing more CO2, etc. (Yes, I know it's not as simple as that, a warmer earth has less ice and absorbs more light, and water vapor and other gas concentrations will change as well...)

      This warming we are experiencing now is due at least in part to humans creating CO2 by burning fossil fuels, not from CO2 naturally being released. We caused a significant increase in CO2 concentrations and CO2 has been known to absorb IR radition for over 100 years. Don't talk to me about CO2 lag, sunspots, or cosmic rays - show me the science that proves you can increase the concentration of a strong IR absorbing molecule (CO2) and not increase the temperature of the planet.

      RealClimate.org has a good discussion on CO2 lag for anyone interested.

    21. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      What is being talked about here is influence of the seasonal radiative forcing change from the earth's wobble around the sun (the well established Milankovitch theory of ice ages), combined with the positive feedback of ice sheet albedo (less ice = less reflection of sunlight = warmer temperatures) and greenhouse gas concentrations (higher temperatures lead to more CO2 leads to warmer temperatures). Thus, both CO2 and ice volume should lag temperature somewhat, depending on the characteristic response times of these different components of the climate system. Ice volume should lag temperature by about 10,000 years, due to the relatively long time period required to grow or shrink ice sheets. CO2 might well be expected to lag temperature by about 1000 years, which is the timescale we expect from changes in ocean circulation and the strength of the "carbon pump" (i.e. marine biological photosynthesis) that transfers carbon from the atmosphere to the deep ocean.

      Here's another useful article:

      http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/climate-change/dn11659

      I tend to label anyone who jumps on the usual tired and thoroughly disproven arguments against controversial scientific topics while asserting their argument as fact. If they honestly didn't know, a quick Google search would turn up an answer, and they wouldn't be adamant about their position.

      No attempt to learn = no desire to know = possibly just disinterested or lazy.
      No attempt to learn + adamance = desire to not know.

      I've dealt with plenty of GW deniers and creationists before, those equations are very good at identifying them.

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    22. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps you think it would be better to not get into a situation that you have to later fix in the first place. This is a short-sighted solution. We'll be better off with long-term ones.

    23. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've dealt with plenty of GW deniers and creationists before, those equations are very good at identifying them.

      I see that you're practicing package-dealing, too. Frankly, you've got rather more in common with creationists than you would care to admit.

      -jcr

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    24. Re:Sure... by igaborf · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you were to directly introduce CO2 into the atmosphere before any other warming occurred, then it could become the driving force for the feedback cycle.

      Yeah, but who would do something as brain-dead as that?

    25. Re:Sure... by Ferretman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he's the one with the facts on his side. Do some research and then get back to us with your next batch of predictable talking points....

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    26. Re:Sure... by Ripit · · Score: 1

      At what point in time did the conservatives become the crying, whining, swearing babies?

      Was it in the last eight years, or before that?

    27. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less than 1% of the earth's atmosphese is composed of CO2. The rest: 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. So even if the amount of CO2 doubles, we're not going to be experiencing Venus-like conditions any time soon. Venus has over 95% of its atmosphere as naturally occuring CO2.
      Let's control CO2 so we're not exponentially increasing emissions but I'm not going to panic until the oxygen level starts to drop.

    28. Re:Sure... by digitig · · Score: 5, Informative

      It isn't GW denying, it's that CO2 probably accounts for less than 25% of the greenhouse effect. If we're looking to manage the greenhouse effect ("manage" because if we overdo it we get a global cooling problem) then it's no good just looking at CO2. The fact that the effects of greenhouse gasses are often quoted in CO2 equivalent tends to mislead people into thinking that CO2 is the only gas that matters.

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    29. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0, Troll

      I understand what you're getting at, but the main difference between me and the creationists is that my arguments are based on science, while the creationists' arguments are based on religion (which can't be proven) or ignorant disgust at the idea of being the distant descendant of an ape (They're ANIMALS ya know!) or in the case of GW, being fed up with the politicians pushing a solution (can't blame them too much for that, I mean Al Gore can be REALLY annoying) or again, ignorance and disgust (at people trying to tell them to change their lifestyle). Frankly I don't care which anymore. As I've said, I've dealt with many GW deniers and creationists before, and most of the time I waste arguing with them is wasted beating around the bush while teasing out their agendas, which I usually suspect early on. I don't waste time with that any more. I go right for the jugular of their arguments and make fun of them as they stumble around looking for something to prop up the unfounded beliefs they were so sure of. I recognize when someone is a genuine skeptic looking for answers and when they're an anti-science nutjob who can't live with reality.

      Bottom line, I could attack the arguments without prejudice but my experience has taught me not to waste the time.

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    30. Re:Sure... by TheSync · · Score: 1

      I think methane hydrates are a much more worrying CO2 warming amplifier.

    31. Re:Sure... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You give away your bias too easily...

      If you really think global warming will kill you all, then any side effects are of secondary concern - go nuclear, kill all the dolphins be damned.

      Not necessarily. Imagine you had a black-widow spider crawling on your forehead, and your friend sees it, pulls out his gun, and prepares to shoot the spider. Would you say that, if you really believed the spider was going to kill you, you'd let him shoot, because side effects are a secondary concern? Or would you encourage your friend to consider the consequences before he pulled the trigger?

      There are times when the cure is worse than the disease, and lots of problems were begun with good intentions. Even the current ecological problems were caused by someone trying to fix an economic problem without considering (or else ignoring) the ramifications. If you're setting out to change the chemistry of our oceans, I'd say it's worth looking at all the angles.

    32. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      my arguments are based on science

      Really? So, tossing off terms like "deniers" when someone doesn't agree with you is a scientific argument?

      Look, let's suppose for a second that global warming is a problem, that people are causing it, and so forth. Do you think that you can possibly be part of the solution by getting nasty with anyone who isn't yet convinced?

      Bottom line, I could attack the arguments without prejudice but my experience has taught me not to waste the time.

      What you're doing is a waste of time. I'm sure you enjoy your holier-than-thou posturing, but it doesn't help.

      -jcr

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    33. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but of the gases released by human activity CO2 is the main culprit, and the main one that needs to be "managed." To deny its role in global warming is just wrong.

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    34. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once worked for a guy that has already solved the problem of global warming: Nuke Iran and create just a touch of nuclear winter :-)

      I love your friend's insight. Because you know all anyone ever does in Iran is go to the Mosque and plot to kill Americans and Israelis, right? They all are ugly men with beards and AK-47s and cheap sunglasses, patrolling their compounds in their slavish military service, and reproduce spontaneously by splitting into two identical ugly men with beards, AK-47s, and cheap sunglasses, skipping childhood and adolescence and proceeding directly to adulthood. I know this because I watch Saturday afternoon movies on a regular basis, trust me. They're all just evil. They definitely deserved to be nuked. Nuked hard. And maybe back-kicked by Chuck Norris through a few doors and windows first like in The Delta Force. Definitely with that badass rocking music in the background. America is so awesome. If I couldn't be an American, I'd have to kill myself for wont of being so damned cool and awesome. And badass. Because America is just so cool. And awesome. And badass. And nuking dumbass camel jockeys is the bomb. ROFL!!!!1!!1one

      Wait, that's a little drawn out. How about this:

      Your friend is dipshit, and he's not as funny as he thinks he is.

    35. Re:Sure... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      True enough - but as your example shows, you are saying that the spider is lower risk than the bullet.

      So, in this case, global warming is apparently lower perceived risk than the dolphins dying - taking you out of option 1 and putting you into option 2.

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    36. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what global warming?

      the earth has cooled since 1998, in spite of awe inspiring amounts of CO2 pumped into the atmosphere.

      http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/19842304.html

      the truth is the issue is complex - very comples. humans *might* be contributing to significant warming - or not.

      it is time that some folks stopped the fear mongering for profit, though.

      stop showing that old poor polar bear falling off the ice video and start telling the truth - the earth has cooled over the last decade.

    37. Re:Sure... by Specter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "" What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler "

      I find your .sig intriguing: do you get an automatic Godwin on every post you make?

    38. Re:Sure... by ninjagin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Huh?

      I hate to parse, but I don't recognize any of those statements as having come from environmentalists.

      Let's keep around the old trees and kill the young ones.

      This overstatement is soooo very hyperbolic, it'd be amusing if it wasn't so pathetic. Old growth forests just don't exist anymore in the US, at least not to any appreciable degree. We've already cut down all the old trees. As a rule, environmentalists are against clearcuts and for sustainable forestry (more expensive to log, but keeps trees of various ages in a given acreage, offers a diverse understory, allows for some logs to lie where they fall and includes fire as part of the natural cycle). That said, it's recognized even by the environmentalist groups that Boise Cascade and other wood & pulp products producers either own or lease their lands outright and can ultimately tree-farm and clearcut to the extent they desire.

      You can't clear out any of the underbrush, and we have to stop wild fires right away! (See California)

      Wow. What a broad brush you've got there. Brush clearing has always been okay, even on public lands. Some states contract out for it, and others use -=gasp=- FIRE to clear it out. It's taken as a given that any property owner needs to clear brush from their houses. Did it every occur to you that natural wet-dry cycles can leave a lot of dry scrub when drought eventually sets in? In CO, we've got millions and millions of dead trees from pine bark beetle. Do you think those dead trees are all going to sit there? Hell no, the state's already permitting for logging most of it out, on millions of acres, as they should.

      You can't have nuclear power plants, the waste contaminates the environment. (Breeder reactors anyone?)

      I'm pretty sure that one of the founders of the Sierra club has come to endorse nuclear energy. Regardless, the main environmetalist objection to nuclear energy hasn't been in waste disposal anyway (almost all nuclear waste from power plants is held on-site) -- it's been with the way uranium is mined and what the tailings and ore processing leachfields do to rivers & the water table. Think this is whining? It's not. My state (Colorado) already has a superfund site to show for it... Uravan. Breeder reactor development got squashed 25 years ago, and it's only now being talked about again. Maybe the discussion is ready to re-open. I dunno.

      Yep, it's those annoying enviro-hippies. They only exist to make things difficult. They just don't have any other reason for what they do other than being annoying. Oooooh, and they're sooooo annoying. Sooooo annoying that the entire US government has been able to ignore them for eight years. Ooooooh, they're soooooo powerful. Soooo scary! Like martians! Like clowns! BooogaBoogaBooogaBoogaBoooga!

      Scared yet? Didn't think so. If you look closely at the issues you'll see that there's a balance to be struck between competing goals. The best outcomes are the ones that nobody's entirely satisfied with, but let things go forward. We can't achieve those outcomes if folks sit back, re-enforce their stereotypes, point fingers and blame blame blame, as you do.

      Jeezus, what bunch of hand-wringing whiny pussies conservatives have become.

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    39. Re:Sure... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Do the algae release the CO2 when they die? Or does it sink to the bottom of the ocean, taking the carbon with it?

      It sinks to the bottom, and gets silted over. Gradually over time it gets converted into oil, which holds the CO2 trapped until someone pumps it out and burns it for energy, releasing the CO2.

      Of course algae causes other problems.

    40. Re:Sure... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      My physics tutor studies ocean algae and I asked him about this, he said that yes they do release the CO2 when they die. You need to supply a constant amount of iron to keep the algae around and the CO2 locked up.

      There are suggestions on how to do this too, using long underwater funnels that get mineral rich water from the deep ocean using power provided by waves. Not sure I buy it.

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    41. Re:Sure... by omfgnosis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Old growth is "sacred" because healthy forests are composed of more than trees, and old growth supports a much broader range of species than just itself, which new growth alone cannot do for a long time. But you're right. Growing and cutting new growth is not the solution to that. Stopping logging is the solution to that.

    42. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but an unknown side-effect that kills the ocean's algae might.

      That has to be the most stupid reasoning so far. If the side-effect you talk of is unknown, then it might be an unknown side-effect of anything, not just global warming. Who knows, maybe global warming even prevents an unknown side-effect of staying too cool too long, which might kill all the algae in the oceans.

    43. Re:Sure... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      why does this remind me of Ice 9 in Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle? "And now I destroy the world!"

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    44. Re:Sure... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? The debate is over. They're setting up the stakes and gathering kindling as we speak.

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    45. Re:Sure... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      As a resident of Pennsylvania, I'm looking forward to my property's eventual beachfront status... and the freakin' lime industry is endangering that now. That's just great!

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    46. Re:Sure... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Face it, JCR, you're arguing with dogma. That reaction's the best you can hope for, at least the person isn't foaming at the mouth which is the usual reaction to skepticism. Pot? Meet kettle.

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    47. Re:Sure... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      So, in this case, global warming is apparently lower perceived risk than the dolphins dying - taking you out of option 1 and putting you into option 2.

      Nope, you're missing my point entirely. My metaphor is giving you a solution that we can all see immediately that the solution is riskier than the problem, because that's what the metaphor is meant to illustrate-- that there may be solutions worse than the problem.

      But metaphors aren't perfect comparisons. Whereas in the case of the spider and the gun, you can evaluate the risks of each pretty thoroughly, the global ecosystem is complex enough that we can't always tell what results will come about from our actions. We might do something that seems to be innocuous, and later realized that it's an even bigger problem than global warming.

      So even if you think global warming will certainly kill us, it's not a question of enumerating the costs (killing dolphins and whatnot) and saying, "Damn the side effects!" Only an idiot would say, "Damn the side effects" without having any idea what the side effects might be, since the side effects could very plausibly be worse. It might kill us faster. It might kill us worse. It might be that it will cause us loads of problems, and afterwards we find out that there was an alternative solution that would have caused us fewer problems.

      If you want another metaphor to handle this, imagine you had cancer and have 1 year to live. The doctor comes to you and says, "One possible solution would be an experimental drug, but it's never been tried on anyone before." And you say, "Damn the consequences! I'll do it!" Afterwards you find out that your cancer is cured, but you had a bad reaction to the drug. Now you're going to die a painful death within 2 weeks, during which time your teeth will fall out and your flesh will slowly rot. And then your doctor informs you that you could have had the tumor surgically removed with a 70% chance of full recovery.

    48. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wonder, why do we insist on using those stupid microwaves for cooking, instead of using the simple CO2-greenhouse oven. Sure, if we fill an oven with 100% of carbon-dioxide, considering it's enormous heating capacity - increasing it's content in atmosphere by ~100 parts per million alters the global temperature by 1ÂF, so increasing by 1.000.000 ppm would certainly increase internal oven temperature to the cooking levels.

      If you can't beat them, use them.

      There is no cleaner energy than obtained from CO2 heating capacity.

      Vote for greenhouse powerstations.

    49. Re:Sure... by hobbit · · Score: 1

      WHOOOSH.

      Only, unfortunately, it's not a joke that's gone way over your head.

      Hint: people who are concerned about rising CO2 levels in the atmosphere are not afraid of asphyxiation.

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    50. Re:Sure... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      We harvest the algae to make vegi-diesel. Leaves more corn to make tortillas.

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    51. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 0

      I concede that those are good points, but at the same time, how helpful is it to treat any science-denying wackjob's argument with the respect a rational argument would deserve (again, defining a science-denying wackjob argument as an easily disproven one delivered with adamance)? It's worse than dissing them IMO. It would have been more polite to simply link to the article with no derogatory comments, and I probably deserve the last couple of flamebait mods...but is it good to treat such seriously flawed arguments with respect? That could lead to such arguments gaining more respect with those that don't understand the issue. What would Joe Sixpack think if he saw a well-respected biologist and Smitty the Crackhead Hobo (cleaned up and in a nice suit) having a nice clean argument on Darwinian Evolution vs. Mankind suddenly appeared out of nowhere?

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    52. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, we're likely to create catastrophic situations trying to solve something that isn't really a problem to begin with. And it's already started with ridiculous "solutions" like ethanol subsidies.

    53. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that begs the question, what broke the feedback cycle in those cases? If more warming begats more CO2, which begats more warming, which begats more CO2, etc. shouldn't the Earth continue to warm until some maximum temperature and stay there? That is what a feedback cycle does, right?

      So, what causes the temperatures to ever go back down? Obviously, there is another factor in global temperature regulation besides just CO2 that you are not including. And that factor obviously balances out or regulates CO2, or else levels could never go back down.

      If the ice cores are also showing maximum CO2 today, why aren't temperatures also now at the thousands of year maximum values?

    54. Re:Sure... by a_real_bast... · · Score: 1

      Every mention of this plan I've come across in the press has essentially been "seed ocean with iron, algae, carbon sequestered, profit", with the occasional "squeeze biodiesel from algae" added step in there somewhere.
      Not one discussion so far has brought the problems; the fact that the yearly algal bloom in the Gulf of Mexico is what causes the Gulf of Mexico Dead Zone, for instance.

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    55. Re:Sure... by CorSci81 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I already KNOW that using oil is feeding a LOT of money to VERY bad places

      What do you have against Canada?

      Canada is the single largest foreign supplier of energy to the U.S.--providing 17% of U.S. oil imports and 18% of U.S. natural gas demand.

    56. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Face it, JCR, you're arguing with dogma.

      Yeah, I know.

      -jcr

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    57. Re:Sure... by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that rising CO2 levels preceded increases in global temperatures.

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    58. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      how helpful is it to treat any science-denying wackjob's argument

      Hey, did that feel good? I sure hope it felt good to you, because it certainly didn't help anyone else.

      -jcr

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    59. Re:Sure... by rossdee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,"

      This has always been as mystery to me, cows are herbivores, and don't chase anything.

    60. Re:Sure... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Except that you can never really know the side effects - we don't really know what global warming will do, for example.

      All I am saying, is that anything that you are not willing to do to combat global warming shows something that you prioritize higher than global warming. I'm not making any judgment on reasonability - you are doing that.

      If global warming was a bad enough threat - surely you remember the "hockey stick" curve, where we pass the point of no return in 6 months and we all die a year later? (some exaggeration added) If we were facing that, then acting now (even blindly) would be better than not acting. (Leadership and military training studies show that acting is better than not acting in those situations - torpedoes be damnded and all).

      You are saying we are not in that situation. I'm saying that is your belief (one I share), but that there are other beliefs out there. And if someone says that global warming will kill us all and will not allow nuclear reactors to be built, they have a low opinion of human life.

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    61. Re:Sure... by servognome · · Score: 1

      As I've said, I've dealt with many GW deniers and creationists before, and most of the time I waste arguing with them is wasted

      Rather than attack a debate with such stubborn people head-on, take a more tactful approach.
      Creationism in the psuedo-scientific forum, means that humans were created by a higher power, which means people could very well have been created by a hyper-intelligent alien species, not necessarily God. How do you think die hard Christians would feel if their children were taught they could be the science project of little green men :)
      As for global warming, focus on the economic-political aspects of fossil fuels - funding countries that support terrorism, long-term economic stagnation, and the ability to regulate foreign imports under the guise of CO2 emission tax.

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    62. Re:Sure... by phulegart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it is good to try to treat everything with a modicum of respect. The dividing line you draw in the sand between what you will show respect for, and what you won't, is subjective, and specific to only you. Someone else may come along and think that what you have decided not to show respect for, deserves respect. Who is right? While applying respect unilaterally gives you closer to a true moral high ground to work from.

      I respect those of a religious persuasion enough to actually take a look at their Big Book of Holiness, to attempt to point out to them where they are making their mistakes (if we are to disregard the old testament for the new testament, why follow the ten commandments.. and if we are to follow the ten commandments, why ignore the rest of the rules laid out in the old testament?)

      There is science to back up the probability that we are adding to global warming, but there is also science that shows that the Earth goes through normal periods of heating up and cooling down. I mean... who caused the global warming that brought us back from the last Ice Age?

      Understanding an issue is leading someone from ignorance to knowledge. One cannot condemn another for their ignorance. One can only condemn another for their lack of desire to leave their ignorance behind. All you can hope to do is educate and allow people to see the reason and logic behind the presented evidence. You cannot say that you are sick of dealing with thick-headed people and therefore you see no point in explaining yourself. If you can't be bothered to make an honest attempt at improving the situation, you are only making it worse.

      Personally, I think playing with our Ocean's chemistry is playing with fire... so to speak. I'd rather see a manmade increase in Plankton and Forests, and gain the benefit of the additional oxygen.

      But then, people would have to give up on living on their 4 acres of grass.

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    63. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      science

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    64. Re:Sure... by AMK · · Score: 1

      One obvious mechanism: some fraction of CO2 was absorbed by plants, deposited into sediments, and then locked underground where it became petroleum.

    65. Re:Sure... by maraist · · Score: 1

      Jumping in the middle of the thread - his reasoning is not stupid. It says there is a cost to adding a layer (band-aid) which can plausibly have other side effects.

      If there is a known event that produces a plausibly known negative outcome, any action that attempts to mitigate the outcome without directly addressing the source is, at best, managed chaos.

      Yes, Humans have gotten very good at this, but only when we have an extremely high degree of confidence of all the possible parameters. The parent is expressing the fact that we do NOT have such knowledge of cause-and-effects with respect to changing the chemical distributions of our highly complex oceans (it's only the cradle of life for God's sake).

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    66. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here I sit, gruntin' and strainin',
      Giving birth to another Iranian...

    67. Re:Sure... by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      You know the last verse of this cautionary song -

      I know an old lady who swallowed a horse...


      ...She's dead of course.

    68. Re:Sure... by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Sahara.

      Seriously; several thousand years ago (15,000ish, I think), the Sahara was a tropical jungle, with rivers, lakes, and gazillions of plants.

      What happens is the earth warms up to the point that there's so much moisture in the air off of the Atlantic and Mediterranean that it starts raining in the desert. Essentially, global warming eventually *cools* the sahara, which blooms, and absorbs the carbon dioxide. As the earth cools off, it becomes a desert (very rapidly). The last time this happened, it went from lush jungle to desert within 200 years, possibly within a human lifetime. Must have been quite a shock.

      ~Wx

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    69. Re:Sure... by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Cooling causes another feedback cycle. The cooler the Earth is, the more glaciers grow. Glaciers are white, so they reflect much more of the sunlight back into space, reducing Earth's temperature, causing more glaciers.

      Many factors can break the feedback cycle. Volcanic activity can spew carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Variations in the Earth's orbit and solar output can cause the Earth to get more sunlight.

      Carbon dioxide stays in the atmosphere for a long time, and the large heat capacity of the oceans means that it can take centuries after an increase in carbon dioxide levels before a new equilibrium is reached. The maximum temperatures won't be reached until after 2100 even if we reduce carbon emissions immediately.

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    70. Re:Sure... by BeerCur · · Score: 1

      show me the science that proves you can increase the concentration of a strong IR absorbing molecule (CO2) and not increase the temperature of the planet.

      I will prove CO2 doesn't increase global temperatures right after you prove God doesn't exist...

      How about I say global warming is part of the natural cycle and the amount of CO2 produced by human beings would not affect the climate... prove it. Prove me wrong as I close my ears and not hear anything you say.

      Man, I hate absolute assertions and bad scientific arguments for "proving" or "disproving" theory. CO2 increasing worldwide temps is a theory. Sure in a closed model CO2 certainly retains heat in a circular vessel but Earth is not a closed model with determining variables not known or guessed at. Add them or change them and the model totally changes. I'm still waiting for an accurate 10 day forecast much less a decade or century long forecast of climate temps. I think the ball is in the court of CO2 ouster windbags (COW's) to show their models work over a long period of time which to date they have not. Not to say, the theory is wrong, but that it is just a theory.

      Anyways I'm more in favor of getting off foreign sources of energy, and not to have my air and water polluted by the nasty things emitted, more nasty then CO2, when fossil fuels burn. It is a much more compelling, scientific provable argument.

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    71. Re:Sure... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Or to stick with the spider metaphor: Your friend whips out a can of bug spray. Still potentially deadly, and you'll probably go blind (remember, the spider's on your face), but not quite as obvious as the gun.

    72. Re:Sure... by tsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here in NL they had this marvellous idea ten years ago to fence off a large piece of land and do nothing to it, just to see what happened. Now they are complaining that nature doesn't develop there as they expected. In their opinion there are too many blueberries growing, and that is not good for the development of nature. I wonder where the brains of these people went to, because they're certainly not in their heads.

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    73. Re:Sure... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Except that you can never really know the side effects - we don't really know what global warming will do, for example.

      But what I'm pointing out is that, even if you knew what global warming will do, and even assuming what you knew was that global warming will kill us all, it doesn't necessarily follow that we shouldn't be concerned about the side-effects of the proposed solutions.

      All I am saying, is that anything that you are not willing to do to combat global warming shows something that you prioritize higher than global warming

      Two objections here: (1) That's not necessarily true, because I might not be willing to do one thing to combat global warming because I think another options is better, safer, or more likely to work; and (2) Even if it was true that I was prioritizing something higher than global warming, it doesn't necessarily follow that I don't believe global warming will kill us all.

      If we were facing that, then acting now (even blindly) would be better than not acting. (Leadership and military training studies show that acting is better than not acting in those situations - torpedoes be damnded and all).

      Sure, fine... if you're in a situation like that, it's better to act than to do nothing. But even then, you can evaluate your options and try not to make a stupid decision. You can try to pick the option that's most likely to work, least likely to have serious side-effects. You don't have to pick the first hair-brained solution that presents itself.

    74. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I know very well what it means, feel free to actually point out anywhere I've misused it. I don't have a problem with skepticism in the least, in fact I'd encourage it. I do have a problem with non-scientific skepticism of a scientific topic. While there's nothing scientific about dissing someone, my accompanying arguments and articles should stand up to scientific scrutiny. Feel free to try and disprove them.

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    75. Re:Sure... by fyoder · · Score: 1

      The cows referred to in the song were actually a cow/chupacabra cross.

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    76. Re:Sure... by sponga · · Score: 1

      You will have to excuse me but I got my PhD at Discovery Channel.

      But I remember all the silt at the bottom basically building up a thick jelly layer of this stuff, eventually plate tectonics push this under and under perfect warm temperatures it becomes oil.

      So why not bury it and have it all sucked under by plate tectonics, or maybe even send all this stuff into the core. Although some of this stuff finds its way back up through vents on volcanoes I believe.

      Fucking science is cool.

    77. Re:Sure... by hardburn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's the other problem: human activity involving agricultural runoff and overgrazing is driving desertification. Increased CO2 alone would probably cause a bloom in plant life, but that's not the only factor.

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    78. Re:Sure... by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      The last time this happened, it went from lush jungle to desert within 200 years, possibly within a human lifetime. Must have been quite a shock.

      Lets go. I volunteer to be a Bene Gesserit slave!

    79. Re:Sure... by russotto · · Score: 1

      I think methane hydrates are a much more worrying CO2 warming amplifier.

      Exactly why we need to mine and burn them NOW! Save the earth, burn the clathrates!

    80. Re:Sure... by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      >Jeezus, what bunch of hand-wringing whiny pussies conservatives have become.

      You may be right, but in the time it took for you to make a reasoned and serious reply... this fellow's posted the same foolish 'logic' on 20 different websites using 60 different 'nyms. Since you're still typing, he won!

    81. Re:Sure... by hardburn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Algae doesn't cause death. Dead algae cause death.

      Algae being (more or less) plants, absorb CO2 and release O2. As long as they're alive, they'll keep doing this, and the surrounding waters will be oxygen rich, which is great for fish. But when they die, the process reverses, absorbing O2 and releasing CO2. That's very bad for fish. If you sniff the nasty smell of a badly cared for fish tank, what you're smelling is the dead algae, not the live ones. What happens in algae blooms is that the algae numbers spike and then die off all at once.

      In the case of these ideas, as long as the algae is being harvested out (perhaps for a biodiesel use), it won't have a chance to do any real damage.

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    82. Re:Sure... by Tophe · · Score: 1

      I will prove CO2 doesn't increase global temperatures right after you prove God doesn't exist...

      So what you're saying is there is no evidence at all that increasing CO2 concentrations will not cause higher temperatures. And we do have evidence that increased CO2 concentrations do cause higher temperatures... hmm...

      Prove me wrong as I close my ears and not hear anything you say.

      You're right - if you won't listen (or read) no one can prove to you that you're wrong. Of course, I can tell by the way you confuse weather and climate that you're already keeping yourself intentionally ignorant on the subject. Have a nice day. I hope for your sake you don't own any waterfront property.

    83. Re:Sure... by Socguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Powerfull stuff sir,

      Somehow you manage to draw you enemies all together under the banner of tree hugging geniuses. Then, you ingeniously lump disparate environmental issues together. Next you demonstrate profound insight into the mind of nature. You follow all this up by advocating what, to the untrained eye, would seem like some random course of action unfettered with the burden of proof. But you're not done! Somehow you still manage to finish this sweeping literary tour de force by utterly decapitating that nebulous group of government worshiping tree-huggers doubtlessly responsible for countless environmental and economical catastrophes going back untold millennia!

      Rest easy tonight sir, secure in the knowledge that the world is better place you in it.

    84. Re:Sure... by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      It's not just the fish, either - how would plankton react to the change? Seaweed? Would some species be more tolerant than others? Seems to me the results of any kind of wide-scale messing with ecosystems would be very hard to predict.

    85. Re:Sure... by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      A person can say that "CO2 does not cause global warming" and be both right AND wrong--depending on the context.

      If we are discussing what begins a global warming trend then there is nothing in the ice core record that suggests that CO2 can cause global warming. If we are talking about what happens once the planet begins the warm then the situation gets extraordinarily complicated. In fact, in the latter scenario it is only possible to predict what will happen if one can model the entire solar system. IOW, this stuff is hard.

      If you think that scientists know what is going to happen as the planet warms--you're wrong. If you think you know what the anthropogenic addition of CO2 is going to ultimately result in--you're wrong. If we're being completely honest we all need to admit we have no freakin idea what is going to happen. We're running the experiment from inside the beaker.

      Having said that, I'm all for renewable energies. I'm all for higher CAFE standards. I'm all for lots of things that would reduce the use of fossil fuel. I'm for these things because I already KNOW that using oil is feeding a LOT of money to VERY bad places. I already know with reasonable certainty that fossil fuel is making asthma and heart disease worse in high-smog areas. These are reason enough. I don't need a model of the solar-system to try to predict the temperature in 1000 years to tell me fossil fuels are bad.

      It is sad that people like you gave polluters all the ammunition they need to delay action indefinitely. I understand the gamble--I really do. Try to convince people that the world is about to end and maybe they'll change. Personally I have always favored just pointing out the already observable negative effects of burning fossil fuels. In fact, were I a cynic, I'd suggest that the global warming focus has been fomented and supported by the oil companies (with the help of a LOT of "useful idiots").

      I HAVE BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING!!!

      No, really, I have.

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    86. Re:Sure... by downix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, out of 80+ chemicals that contribute, you want to ignore the largest, consisting of over 25% of the effect?

      Um....

      So, if we cut 50% of Methane (2%) we loose 1% of the greenhouse effect, but if we cut the same in CO2, we would loose 12.5% of greenhouse.

      To me, looks like they're on the right track.

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    87. Re:Sure... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      +1 (dune reference)

      Bravo, sir!

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    88. Re:Sure... by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Because we allowed them to dictate to the government that a gallon of their tears is worth more than a gallon of our sweat.

    89. Re:Sure... by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      That was a well prescribed dose of shut-the-fuck-up.

    90. Re:Sure... by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this is what it's talking about:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sahara_Pump_Theory

      But, I saw it on discovery or something once.

      ~W

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    91. Re:Sure... by digitig · · Score: 1

      So, out of 80+ chemicals that contribute, you want to ignore the largest

      Second largest. Water vapour is the largest. And I don't say it should be ignored, just that it's not the only thing we should be looking at. Particularly since we don't actually want to lose much greenhouse effect as that could kick us into another ice age.

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    92. Re:Sure... by budgenator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a science-denying wackjob argument

      Seems to me that one well conceived and executed Controlled experiment would be all it takes; otherwise you will have a difficult time convincing rational people Global Warming is proven to be caused by human activity rather than a coincidence. A population of one make the statistic unconvincing, I've done enough computer programing to be unimpressed by computer models.

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    93. Re:Sure... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      ... so it's reasonable to look for potential fixes that may have other consequences that will need to be studied carefully.

      This idea will be rejected by the likes of Al Gore and other GW activists because the whole global warming scare was never about global warming, let alone CO2. It's about money, control, and wealth redistribution. It will be very interesting to see how this suggestion is received by the global warming alarmists. I suspect, though, it will be rejected because it's not about finding a solution but legislating their policies. A solution that really solves the problem without drastic changes in our lifestyle--and especially without the help of the self-proclaimed environmentalists--is not what they're interested in.

    94. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, let's suppose for a second that global warming is a problem, that people are causing it, and so forth. Do you think that you can possibly be part of the solution by getting nasty with anyone who isn't yet convinced?

      Right, so everyone worldwide now is in their camps...You're in or your out. No point discussing it anymore...In, or OUT. Sounds an awful lot like religion to me....

      What you fail to appreciate, and I won't generalise on religious people, is that by NOT questioning the facts/figures/prophets/gods, you are indeed denying yourself the ability to make your own judgement. If I don't now question whether global warming is indeed an issue, I can't make a judgment over whether I believe the global warming is all about western governments trying to keep their economies going with higher staple goods (bread, milk, fuel, etc). However, if I blindly accept the dogma then I might aswell visit that pointed-roofed house at the end of the road where they sing songs to the clouds and bow before golden crosses, expecting some deity to relieve them from the solitary and miserable world that they live in (and were put there by non other than the one they are praying to take them away) to a place of beauty called "Heaven"...

    95. Re:Sure... by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

      At least she swallows.

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    96. Re:Sure... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I recognize when someone is a genuine skeptic looking for answers and when they're an anti-science nutjob who can't live with reality.

      Perhaps you can explain why the satellite data has the earth's temperature now dropping for six months straight then?

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    97. Re:Sure... by GrandpaLeaman · · Score: 1

      If you're setting out to change the chemistry of our oceans, I'd say it's worth looking at all the angles.

      Yes, very well put. After reading this article the first thing that came to mind was this: what will the effect be on ocean life when we increase the oceans alkalinity. The Law of Unintended Consequences becomes more of a concern when we take man made problems in one area of our world and try to shift them to another. It doesn't solve the real problem, it just spreads it around so it looks like we are accomplishing something. It then gives us a little more time to continue to "poop in our sandbox" before we have to come up with a real solution.

    98. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      However, many types of fish may only breed within a given hardness range

      This poses a problem for human breeding as well.

    99. Re:Sure... by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Does it really matter whether it was caused by humans or not? If the environment collapses, we are screwed either way.

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    100. Re:Sure... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Not real likely, seawater has a pretty complicated buffer system in which calcium plays a large part, but fortunately most calcium salt are very insoluble in water and the water is naturally saturate with calcium. As adding CaO will increase the pH, the additional CO2 absorbed will decrease it, overall the pH will increase slightly and presently it's a tad too low.

      All of this can easily be tested in a saltwater aquarium.

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    101. Re:Sure... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah.. okay. Propose a controlled experiment that we could perform. God knows hundreds, probably THOUSANDS of said experiments have already been done, but obviously since we can't build a viable climate model in the laboratory, we've turned to very, very complex computer models which do the same thing.

        You think it's rational to disregard hundreds of thousands of man-hours of research by climate scientists because "you've done computer programming?" What makes you an expert in this field? have you even read the research you're disputing? (hint: you couldn't read it all in a single human lifetime, so no you haven't).

      I understand why the OP is so frusterated... if you aren't an expert in the field, freaking defer to those who are! Quantum mechanics sounds pretty wacky too, but I don't question it because I defer to the experts. Anyone who doesn't in this day and age has a serious god complex.

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    102. Re:Sure... by GXTi · · Score: 1

      Boy am I glad someone had enough sense to respond to a reasonable claim with ad-hominem attacks! I was getting worried! It is by no means a foregone conclusion that global warming is a man-made phenomenon. That's not how science works. Even laws of nature are open to challenges brought about by new evidence. This entire climate change debacle is just a political freak show, with both sides calling the other names and insulting the people instead of just refuting the hypotheses. Tree-huggers? Deniers? Please, leave this to people who know what they're talking about.

    103. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I do have a problem with non-scientific skepticism of a scientific topic.

      Do you approve or disapprove of the vilification of Richard Lindzen?

      -jcr

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    104. Re:Sure... by BeerCur · · Score: 1
      Definitions of climate: the weather in some location averaged over some long period of time...

      Sounds like climate is weather to me... But what do I know, I don't have my degree in high and mighty.

      Did you bother trying to understand the rational and underlining point, I was making, about proper scientific method? I didn't say the theory was wrong or the evidence available doesn't support the theory, just jumping to comprehensive conclusions based on very thin / little evidence is.

      A quote from Slashdot, from awhile ago, about a very different subject but same principle.

      Let me put it this way: the whole point of science is to teach skepticism, systematic investigation, and logic. When these assholes try to tell kids that the Bible has the same status as scientific theories, they're making a direct attack on those principles. Skepticism is not faith, investigation is not dogma, and logic is not irrationality, yet these people are trying to damage the children by brainwashing them into confusing the two!

      So children the lesson today is don't be married to ideas as they are subject to change with additional information / evidence and you'll look foolish when people point out that you believe in dogma.

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    105. Re:Sure... by ben2umbc · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess, but we've really swallowed the cow already.

      I know an old lady who swallowed a velociraptor... Either way, I'm buying lime futures.

    106. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unthinkable? No, but certainly unreasonable. There are a lot of religious sects which claim a lot of things. Their theory about the universe may be "thinkable", it doesn't mean it is reasonable to think about it for anything more than a good laugh.

      As for the GP, unless he's a climatologist with a revolutionary new theory about how climate works, his skepticism is only wishful thinking.

    107. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      If you'd look past the first line you'd see a link addressing the claim, which would be reasonable for someone with no access to the internet or a good library. If you had an attention span longer than a sugared-up moth with ADHD you'd see that. Wait don't stop reading yet! There's more!

      The prevailing scientific opinion tells us that the current global warming trend is almost certainly caused in large part by humans (yes I realize that's a golden opportunity for GW denier humor, I'd reword it if I could). For this to be wrong, many of the theories and models in use in climate science would have to be very wrong, which would raise the question of why they've been working so well for everything else the whole time. Don't let the stupid political freakshow distract you from the real issues.

      Some graphs you'll have a hard time explaining with whatever natural phenomenon you blame global warming on:

      http://www.cotf.edu/ete/images/modules/climate/Figure10.gif
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:2000_Year_Temperature_Comparison.png
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Radiative-forcings.svg

      Please, leave this to people who know what they're talking about.

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    108. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I can't explain that, if it was later in the year I'd say it was due to the elliptical orbit of the earth (AKA winter approaching) but it's too early for that. It looks like a genuinely skeptical question.

      That said, a 6-month temperature decrease isn't so much as a blip on the known history of the earth's climate, I'd wait for some more data before suggesting that global warming is magically reversing itself all the sudden.

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    109. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      What matters is whether it's happening at all, and whether any measures taken to deal with it are a win or a lose. A lot of people seem to be quite happy with throwing China and India under the bus, and letting millions of people suffer from a depressed economy as a result of draconian emission-control measures.

      -jcr

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    110. Re:Sure... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Even more recently the Sahara was forrested. The ancient Egyptians used to cut a fair number of trees there.

      LK

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    111. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      His arguments against anthropogenic global warming have all been disproven. He shouldn't be vilified for his research and bringing his arguments to the attention of the scientific community, but from what I've found on him, it seems that he keeps harping on the same disproven points over and over again. If he wants to be taken seriously at all he needs to come up with some new hypotheses. Anyone who keeps harping on disproven old ideas as if bringing attention to them can give them any validity deserves vilification.

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    112. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      His arguments against anthropogenic global warming have all been disproven.

      No, they've just been denied. Projections from computer models are not facts, they are hypotheses. Real-world data will show over time whether Lindzen is correct or not.

      it seems that he keeps harping on the same disproven points over and over again.

      Perhaps he's convinced of his position, and refuses to back down in the face of witch-hunting by people like you.

      Anyone who keeps harping on disproven old ideas as if bringing attention to them can give them any validity deserves vilification.

      Burn the witch! Burn the witch!

      You claim that your position is scientific, but your rhetoric shows that it is emotional.

      -jcr

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    113. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so unless you have some other reason to think it doesn't

      http://icoads.cdc.noaa.gov/people/gilbert.p.compo/CompoSardeshmukh2007a.pdf

    114. Re:Sure... by 74nova · · Score: 1

      Ok. It was seriously not flamebait and as such, I'll make this my last comment. I'd have laughed if someone said it about America. It's a joke. It would have been modded insightful if I had made the comment about the US and I still would have laughed.

      though I do understand why there is a moderation for flamebait now... wow. You took bait that wasn't even there. I had (graduation separated us) several middle eastern friends in college, for the record. I make jokes about my own race and religion, too.

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    115. Re:Sure... by Phics · · Score: 1

      I'm for these things because I already KNOW that using oil is feeding a LOT of money to VERY bad places.

      Like the evil Albertans! Those damn Canadians are the primary exporter of oil into the U.S., and we all know they're just using that money to plot an invasion southwards with their tank.

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    116. Re:Sure... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Most of my complaints about the current handling of global warming have less to do with science than with politics. Scientists and politicians don't really mix well at any level, yet it's our political leaders that control research funding, and who get to "interpret" results as they see fit.

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    117. Re:Sure... by Falconhell · · Score: 0

      Great post, you said it all man! I am sick to death of armchair experts who think they know more than the experts in the climate field, for some reason there is a minority of geeks who push the denial barrow,
      using selective quoting, irrelevant "facts"and then when that fails, accusing climate scientists of corruption. Morons would be generous.

    118. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the last line: "I know an old lady who swallowed a horse. She died of course."

    119. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      we've turned to very, very complex computer models which do the same thing.

      Not even close.

      A computer model does not "do the same thing", by any stretch of the imagination.

      -jcr

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    120. Re:Sure... by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      Hi, jcr. Care to get closure on our "return self" thread ?

      This is where we left: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=612415&cid=24271417

    121. Re:Sure... by amorsen · · Score: 1

      What you're doing is a waste of time. I'm sure you enjoy your holier-than-thou posturing, but it doesn't help.

      It does help. It reminds me that there are a few sane people on slashdot, and that is a welcome relief.

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    122. Re:Sure... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      A budding GW denier eh?

      You'll have to count me among the heretics that refuse to believe in Global Warming.

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    123. Re:Sure... by regular_gonzalez · · Score: 1

      Actually, methane seems to be nearly as bad, if not worse, than carbon dioxide and is easily preventable in large part by moving to a vegetarian or vegan diet. There have been serious studies on the global warming/climate change implications of eating meat. Personally, I'm not 100% sold on the issue of man-made climate change; but considering the massive amounts of methane (a greenhouse gas far more effective at trapping heat, pound per pound, than CO2) produced by cattle, I've taken to completely disregarding those most vocal of global warming proponents who haven't taken up vegetarianism. Assuming they really and truly believe what they are saying, they need to look to their own hypocrisy first, before attempting to change the behavior of others.

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    124. Re:Sure... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      That said, a 6-month temperature decrease isn't so much as a blip on the known history of the earth's climate, I'd wait for some more data before suggesting that global warming is magically reversing itself all the sudden.

      It's not a magical thing at all. It's that, the idea is there's some subtle interaction between the sun and the space around the earth, of which, the lack of sunspots also for the last few months is a sign.

      See, I'm betting on Little Ice Age.

      I do understand your point about GW skepticism in general. A lot of people don't buy into GW because they don't want to believe it as changing is a pain in the rear. I think its reasonable to keep the blinders on and shields up when you are talking about something that changes that much. But, if someone is going to argue it, they need to have a better climate model. Right now, GW is an effect predicted by a bunch of computer models, the source code of which looks like crap, and, the genuinely useful thing to do would be to make a climate model software that does NOT show global warming, and explain why it is different. Then, as much as the idea of backfilling a computer program is actually science, we might test it.

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    125. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Care to get closure on our "return self" thread ?

      I've answered you there, but I really don't expect you to understand it. You're out of your depth just like Stes was.

      -jcr

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    126. Re:Sure... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      There isn't a whole lot of meat in my diet (simply because I prefer vegetables, not for environmental reasons), not more than necessary (however going all-out vegan would be stupid, but that's another discussion). I find that the less meat I eat the more gassy I am. I don't know if there's less methane in my farts this way though, that's just my observation.

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    127. Re:Sure... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      A budding GW denier eh?

      Ah, a budding Zampolit, eh? Has it occurred to you that perhaps the person whose throat you're jumping down might have some basis for his skepticism, or is that simply unthinkable?

      -jcr

      Well, reading too many neo-con blogs isn't a good basis for skepticism.

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    128. Re:Sure... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      It isn't GW denying, it's that CO2 probably accounts for less than 25% of the greenhouse effect. If we're looking to manage the greenhouse effect ("manage" because if we overdo it we get a global cooling problem) then it's no good just looking at CO2. The fact that the effects of greenhouse gasses are often quoted in CO2 equivalent tends to mislead people into thinking that CO2 is the only gas that matters.

      Of course it isn't. But tell an American he not only has to give up his stupid SUV, he's also eating too much meat, whose production releases huge amounts of methane, and you'll never get this solved. The good thing we already stopped releasing CFCs like there is no tomorrow.

      Oh, you were talking about water vapor - have you ever heard of a positive feedback loop?

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    129. Re:Sure... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      What I find strange is that the same tree hugging geniuses who come up with "carbon is to blame for global warming" are the idiots who treat symptoms by causing worse symptoms

      You mean geniuses, errm tree huggers like Shell and the Corven Group?

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    130. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we could use that Earth-like planet that was found last week...

    131. Re:Sure... by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      I replied to the "self is a value on the stack" post.

      Please read my answer carefully. Your move.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=612415&cid=24289475

    132. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I replied to the "self is a value on the stack" post. ...and you further demonstrated your ignorance, just as Stes used to do.

      Have a nice day.

      -jcr

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    133. Re:Sure... by rootooftheworld · · Score: 1
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    134. Re:Sure... by SirCowMan · · Score: 1

      I know atleast one CowMan. Certainly was enough going around to take my name :)

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    135. Re:Sure... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      See, the funny part is that I don't really care if the three points I made or true or not. I intentionally camped them up, they were satiric. The true point was the last part of my post, in which I stated that a lot of environmentalist groups are throwing up a lot of noise over meaningless topics, or preventing us from pursuing meaningful methods of improving our lifestyle and the environmental impact at the same time.

      With all seriousness, why aren't we building breeder nuclear reactors? France is over 90% nuclear, and the complaints I hear from people are about the toxic waste. Once I explain how little waste comes from breeders, they become more like "WTF, why aren't we building nuclear power plants." Simply put, regardless of whether the founder of Green Peace (who is no longer with the organization) says we should build nuclear, individuals hear Green Peace's lies about nuclear power.

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    136. Re:Sure... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      Hey, the "research groups" were among those who bought and sold the idea, but I'm hearing it from all the "green" and "conscientious" people out here. Its like they didn't even bother to see who was influencing their thoughts and getting them to play along. Of course jacking up the price of oil is not quite their fault (they're still losing, per gallon, compared to 80 years ago, if you actually bother to look at inflation, something most "liberals" never notice... and most "conservatives" don't care to see.)

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    137. Re:Sure... by digitig · · Score: 1

      I wasn't just talking about water vapour -- I also had methane in mind (and although I am a vegetarian, I can't claim moral superiority over the carnivores here, because rice production is a significant contributor to atmospheric methane).

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    138. Re:Sure... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is that AGW is not proven, climatology isn't even a science by any stretch of the imagination, it reminds me of astrology, something that scientists did to feed themselves in the hopes they could squeeze some real science in along the way with the fancy telescopes purchased by patrons interested in superstition and religion.

      Yes there are plausible mechanisms for climate change modeled on computers, and there is considerable supporting evidence to make reasonable people suspect that climate change is exacerbated by human activity, but it in my book you still fall short of proving causality, being correct by accident doesn't mean your methodology or conclusions were sound.

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    139. Re:Sure... by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      > ... demonstrated your ignorance ...

      Do you really believe that insulting me makes your position any more valid?

      Anyway, thanks for the nice day, and have one too.

      I replied to your (admittedly funny) "changing code in NSConnection would change objc semantic" argument.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=612415&cid=24295167

      (If you continue pretending that it would change objc semantic, put some code that would have its semantic changed by such an optimization)

    140. Re:Sure... by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Astrology is the study of an interaction that simply doesn't exist, not a natural phenomenon.

      Climate-ology - the study of climate. Are you denying that climate exists now, or that trying to study it is rediculous? That's easily the stupidest thing I've heard today, but I like watching your gears turn: Since I pointed out the irrationality of disregarding thousands of scientists, you've just decided they aren't really scientists! Brilliant!

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    141. Re:Sure... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that insulting me makes your position any more valid?\

      No, my position is supported by the facts. Insulting you is merely an amusing pastime.

      In any case, you started the thread by insulting me. Whining about getting the same treatment in return makes you rather ridiculous.

      -jcr

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    142. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard about the iron particle stuff too. From what I remember of the presentation I saw on it, the algae attract predators, eventually attracting dolphins and whatnot as the apex predators. But apparently the absorbed CO2 didn't sink down below the pycnocline like they had hoped, so they don't really know about the full implications.

      It's all pretty awesome though.

    143. Re:Sure... by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      It seems she'll gobble up just about anything, too.

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    144. Re:Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, many types of fish may only breed within a given hardness range, so this may end up being a big problem.

      I agree. I also can only breed within a given hardness range.

  4. Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    And then all these fish die because of too much acid in the water! Epic Fale.

    1. Re:Ocean of Acid by paazin · · Score: 5, Informative

      And then all these fish die because of too much acid in the water! Epic Fale.

      Uh, not really - Calcium Oxide reduces the acidity of water: Calcium Oxide

    2. Re:Ocean of Acid by Madball · · Score: 2, Informative

      Too much acid? Try it shifting it the opposite way (to the alkaline side). It may still be Epic Fail, but in the other direction.

    3. Re:Ocean of Acid by ivan256 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wouldn't lime lower the acidity of the seawater?

      I know that I personally use it to reduce stomach acid, to reduce the acidity of the soil in my back yard so I can grow vegetables under a pine tree...

    4. Re:Ocean of Acid by mweather · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they'll die because the water isn't acidic enough.

    5. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Limestone is basic, hence it would work to reduce the current acidity of the ocean.

    6. Re:Ocean of Acid by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is why we RTFA:

      There are potentially huge environmental benefits from addressing climate change and adding calcium hydroxide to seawater will also mitigate the effects of ocean acidification, so it should have a positive impact on the marine environment.

      Lime is an alkalide.
      Read more here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide
      Also here: http://www.cquestrate.com/

    7. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Calcium Hydroxide is an alkali (as evidenced by the name).

    8. Re:Ocean of Acid by von_rick · · Score: 0

      With every new hypothesis suggesting "So and so would reduce CO2...", the idea of nuking out humanity from the planet sounds more and more attractive AND eco-friendly.

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    9. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am also a bit confused about the chemistry here:
      If they put "lime" in the ocean, and it absorbed co2, it becomes something else, and even if this has a good effect on the ph of the water, the chemical itself could be harmful right?

      Is this a substance common in the water already?
      I wish this were discovered 20 years from now, after we had switched our processes to something more green. As it is this might just prolong on the bad habits we have now.

    10. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Lime is a base. Epic fail at chemistry!

      Just a regular fail at spelling.

    11. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice sig

    12. Re:Ocean of Acid by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh... Because of the CO2 we already have in the atmosphere, it's too acid right now. All they're doing is a process mother nature already does (Much like Thermal Depolymerization does with biomass and plastics to break it down into natural gas and sweet crude...). Strange as it seems, it might actually do some good- but it's a bold thing they're proposing.

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    13. Re:Ocean of Acid by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      They're not fairing too well because the sea is actually too acidic as it is.

      =Smidge=

    14. Re:Ocean of Acid by kencurry · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they'll die because the water isn't acidic enough.

      'basic' i think they call it ...

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    15. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been over thirty years since Chem H101, but doesn't that mean a lot of calcium carbonate when/if the carbon dioxide combines with the calcium oxide? (Fishing for someone who actually knows what they are talking about to speak up to confirm/deny.)

    16. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then all these fish die because of too much acid in the water! Epic Fale.

      How is babby formed?

    17. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, let's test.

      Drop some quicklime into a fishbowl. Do the little fishies still swim? or do they float? Or do they dissolve?

      Of course, next we'll want to devise some process so that we don't just simply kill everything in the oceans while we wait for the quicklime to mix evenly.

      Go ahead. I'll wait right here.

    18. Re:Ocean of Acid by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's a lot more clever than seeding with iron filings and some of the other stuff thats been explored. It's fucking genius actually, because lime will hoover up CO2 like it's going out of style...the only thing limiting it is the concentration of CO2 and the problem is the oceans are concentrating too much CO2!

      Actually, this is so hilariously simple I can't believe no one thought of it before...I throw a pile of lime on my garden every year to raise the ph of the soil, and I know they use it in water treatment as well for the same thing.

      And lime, jesus, it's abundant and the reaction of lime->calcium carbonate is ancient and extremely well understood. Hell, the calcium carbonate mostly came from the oceans in the most place (limestone). The only issue is having to calcinate it (cook it)...I wonder what the energy cost/return is...

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    19. Re:Ocean of Acid by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Particularly to reef life, a hard, alkaline water is essential, and this will actually improve conditions for it. I keep a salt water fish tank, and making sure the water is at a PH from 7.8 to 8.4 and contains high levels of dissolved calcium is something you have to pay attention to.

    20. Re:Ocean of Acid by maxume · · Score: 1

      You start.

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    21. Re:Ocean of Acid by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That's what this is all about. Lime is widely used to raise the ph of acidic soil and water already, and as anyone who has used it knows, while it has a high capacity to reduce the acidity of whatever its added to, its not a strong base, so your water won't end up with too high a ph.

      It's also commonly used as an antacid...Tums for example contains a ton of calcium carbonate.

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    22. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      TFA says they did think of this years ago but the problem was back then they wanted to do it on a truly global scale and, with the exception of a few places, getting the lime out of limestone and to the ocean generally puts more CO2 into the atmosphere than the lime would help the ocean take back out of the atmosphere.

      IOW, "net negative". Somebody seems to have had the genius thought that just because it can't be done everywhere and act as a "silver bullet" for global warming doesn't mean it isn't worth getting what help it can provide by doing it in those places where it doesn't produce more CO2 than it scrubs.

    23. Re:Ocean of Acid by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      It's not something you'd normally do, really. It's only useful in the manner they're proposing it- the process is hideously energy hungry and it's only useful in the sense of taking a bunch of solar thermal energy that'd go unused, wasted, and apply it aggressively to the limestone from the area.

      This dumps reagent pure CO2 into the environment, which could be used to help enrich certain agricultural aspects in arid areas, and produces quicklime. From there, you cart the stuff out to the ocean, where the shift of acidity back to more of an alkaline nature and the absorption of part of the CO2 from the water to re-make limestone eats nearly twice the amount of CO2 dumped into the environment because of a stacked-deck condition that's only applicable for a while. IF your transportation emissions cost is negligible or reasonable, this whole thing works rather well, actually, so long as you're being cautious with the process.

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    24. Re:Ocean of Acid by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 3, Informative
      "It becomes something else... could be harmful right?"

      You mean... calcium carbonate and hydrogen? A common compound in rocks and sea shells and a light gas that combines with oxygen to form pure water? No, it's not harmful.

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    25. Re:Ocean of Acid by Svartalf · · Score: 2

      DING! Give that anon coward a cigar!

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    26. Re:Ocean of Acid by Chris+Burkhardt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Epic Fale.

      What's that? Like a really big Samoan thatched roof house?

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    27. Re:Ocean of Acid by mcvos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Been over thirty years since Chem H101, but doesn't that mean a lot of calcium carbonate when/if the carbon dioxide combines with the calcium oxide? (Fishing for someone who actually knows what they are talking about to speak up to confirm/deny.)

      I'm not familiar witht he process you're talking about, but what happens naturally in ocean water is that CO2 from the air binds with H2O from the ocean and forms H2CO3, which is acidic. They want to add CaO, which combines with water to Ca(OH)2, which is a base, which means it makes the ocean less acidic.

      The less acidic the ocean is, the more CO2 it can absorb from the atmosphere, is what TFA is saying.

    28. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then all these fish die because of too much acid in the water! Epic Fale.

      How is babby formed?

      http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

    29. Re:Ocean of Acid by hardburn · · Score: 1

      Yes, but coral thrive off that stuff, so it's a win in this case.

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    30. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if the GP joking or not, but the way I read it was Ocean + Lime (of the citrus variety) == Ocean of Acid, like all the joke above re: limeade. But if it is not a joke, then yeah, he was totally wrong about the acidity.

    31. Re:Ocean of Acid by jcr · · Score: 1

      the idea of nuking out humanity from the planet sounds more and more attractive AND eco-friendly.

      Why are so many misanthropes masquerading as environmentalists these days?

      -jcr

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    32. Re:Ocean of Acid by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it's time to upgrade to Sea++?

    33. Re:Ocean of Acid by The+Assistant · · Score: 1

      This is why we RTFA:

      quote>

      One letter off, it should be RTFM!

      Who has the owner's manual for the Earth anyway? We need to look under the section titled Tech Support Then we get the Green Squad, that's where Best Buy got Geek Squad, everyone knows that! They'll show up in a black and white UFO, work their voodoo, and then watch out for the bill.

      If it were only this easy. Hey, someone use the Easy Button!!!!!!

    34. Re:Ocean of Acid by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's not something you'd normally do, really. It's only useful in the manner they're proposing it- the process is hideously energy hungry and it's only useful in the sense of taking a bunch of solar thermal energy that'd go unused, wasted, and apply it aggressively to the limestone from the area.

      I'm sure you realize this already, but it's also useful at night pretty much anywhere you have a fossil-fuel power station, since base power is going to waste during off-peak hours.

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    35. Re:Ocean of Acid by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see a large problem ith using lime to reduce atmospheric CO2. First of all, I fail to see how going from calcium carbonate to calcium hydroxide back to calcium carbonate will have a net reduction in carbon dioxide. By saying "twice as much carbon dioxide is used" there are more likely referring to the creation of calcium bicarbonate, which does happen to some extent. However, calcium bicarbonate is simply not as chemically stable as calcium carbonate and is only preferentially formed under certain circumstances, and the bicarbonate will them generally precipitate back to the carbonate form with the release of carbon dioxide. Essentially, if this reaction were favorable in seawater it would have already happened to the large amounts of calcium carbonate in the oceans. It would make as much sense to simply drop crushed calcium carbonate (limestone) into the ocean as it would to dump calcium hydroxide.

      The only way this process would have a net reduction in atmospheric carbon dioxide would be to sequester the carbon at the factory producing the calcium hydroxide. If we were to develop the technology to sequester carbon dioxide on this huge industrial scale, it would make more sense to simply apply it to our current carbon dioxide releasing processes.

      Additionally, making the calcium hydroxide in the Australian desert as suggested in the article would have a huge limiting factor. The hydroxide group will have to come from water on any large enough scale to have an effect on worldwide atmospheric carbon dioxide levels. This simply is not present in adequate quantities in the desert. Simply performing this step by dumping the calcium oxide straight into the oceans would be a no-go as the chemical reaction releases large amounts of heat which would significantly impact the oceans if done on a scale large enough to have a significant environmental impact. So the operation of making calcium hydroxide on a level large enough for eco-engineering would use vast amounts of fresh water in a desert, and likely need even more water to cool the plant down. It may be possible to pump some of the heat released from this stage of the reaction to earlier stages in which the calcium carbonate is heated to form calcium oxide, however heat pumps require energy to run. This may end up being slightly more energy efficient than using the original energy to heat the calcium carbonate, but I doubt it would be that much more efficient.

      Unless someone shows me some hard numbers on this process that account for all of the needs (transportation, water, heating, cooling, mining, crushing, purification, lighting, secondary services required for the employees running the vast industrial complexes that would be needing for this level of eco-engineering and so on) my guess is that using the water and energy needed for this process would be better spent irrigating the Australian desert to grow trees, grasses (or the perennial favorite - hemp, which would actually be a good choice due to its high growth rate and low fertilization needs) which are simply buried in a big pit which is cut off from the atmosphere to sequester the carbon, eventually turning into coal. I'm not saying that this large scale irrigation project would have no environmental consequences, just that I am highly skeptical that it would be any worse than the process as offered in the article.

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    36. Re:Ocean of Acid by Talderas · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I am not a chemist and I'm sure I'm missing something here, but I don't understand how changing the acidity of the ocean is going to make it capable of absorbing more CO2.

      If both the lime and CO2 bind with water molecules, isn't adding lime reducing the amount of water molecules that are left to bind with CO2?

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    37. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I looked, those small green lemons (some of which appear to by flying over your head) contained citric acid.

    38. Re:Ocean of Acid by kesuki · · Score: 1

      this article is 'carbon negative' by using 'local, remote renewable energy sources' if you were burning coal to make all the limestone lime, it wouldn't help at all. oh, and irony of irony most limestone deposits came from the ocean in the first place.

      seems to me to be a red herring, why not just built up efficient transmission systems and reduce the fossil fuels burned? AC power does lose efficiency, but HVDC is very efficient, over long hauls and under sea water, and hey, if the HVDC ends at a data center, or telecom facility they can convert the HVDC straight to low voltage DC, without making it AC current at all.

    39. Re:Ocean of Acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, so all the fish die because the alkalinity of the water.

    40. Re:Ocean of Acid by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I am not a chemist and I'm sure I'm missing something here, but I don't understand how changing the acidity of the ocean is going to make it capable of absorbing more CO2.

      Neither am I and neither do I, but apparently the people behind this article claim that the less acidic water is, the more acid it can form by absorbing CO2. Whether that's true I don't know, but I suppose it could be true. I'm willing to believe them until someone points out it's not true.

      If both the lime and CO2 bind with water molecules, isn't adding lime reducing the amount of water molecules that are left to bind with CO2?

      I'm not sure, but I suspect there's no serious scarcity of water in the ocean. Mind you, I'm just guessing here.

    41. Re:Ocean of Acid by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      You mean... calcium carbonate and hydrogen?

      Hydrogen? WTF? You must live in a different universe.

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    42. Re:Ocean of Acid by ardle · · Score: 1

      Er, fish need oxygen, not C02...

    43. Re:Ocean of Acid by pdubinsky · · Score: 1

      Before we get too far here, a cubic mile of seawater with 1 part per million of carbon dioxide will require 11,765,131 pounds of CaO to sequester the carbon dioxide. Anyone want to calc the carbon foot print of the vehicle(s) that transport the lime to the ocean? Diminishing returns, anyone?

      C8-)

    44. Re:Ocean of Acid by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Beyond that a lot of plankton has a shell and stands at the root of the foot chain (or is the larvae of other animals). Animals with shells don't like acidic environments as a rule.

      Oceans with a low pH could be a major problem at numerous levels.

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    45. Re:Ocean of Acid by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      But you neglect to mention that it also raises the pH of the water. Take that science!

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    46. Re:Ocean of Acid by T3Tech · · Score: 1

      I think they're going for Sea# with all this talk of limes.

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      Of course I didn't RTFA... why would I do that? You really are new here aren't you? Don't let my UID fool you.
    47. Re:Ocean of Acid by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Er, fish need oxygen, not C02...

      Also true, but not really the point here.

  5. uh oh by ILuvRamen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There goes my giant vacuum cleaner idea. But seriously, maybe I'm remembering it wrong but doesn't lime burn people's skin? So wouldn't it kill sea creatures?

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    1. Re:uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Are you thinking of lye?

    2. Re:uh oh by Madball · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you might be thinking of Lye.

    3. Re:uh oh by redJag · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you're thinking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lye

    4. Re:uh oh by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lye is Sodium Hydroxide. Lime is Calcium Hydroxide.

      It will still burn you since it's caustic, but it's very mild compared to Lye. Lime is used in cement and concrete mixes, lye is used in drain and oven cleaners.

      Both, however, would be totally harmless in the dilution quantities discussed in the article.
      =Smidge=

    5. Re:uh oh by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Pure lime put directly against the skin in moist conditions will indeed burn the skin, but not so badly as lye.

      In Micronesia, the locals use a small bit of lime on the inside of the cheek to irritate the skin enough that the betel nut's juices when chewed (bit and held, really), get into the blood stream faster. According to Wikipedia, it's done much the same way in India and elsewhere.

    6. Re:uh oh by srw · · Score: 1

      Don't forget: Lime (The Calcium Hydroxide variety) is also an important ingredient in Masa. (corn tortilla dough) In the right concentration, or after reacting with something else, it can be perfectly safe.

      (for that matter, take carefully measured solutions of hydrochloric acid and lye, mix them, and they're perfectly safe to drink unless you suffer from high blood pressure)

    7. Re:uh oh by shawb · · Score: 1

      How much would the dilution quantities affect the levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide if released locally? I somehow doubt that without locally poisoning the oceans we could dump enough right next to the place where we make the lime to counteract the carbon dioxide release of a significant portion of mankind's industrial processes without spreading the lime out. This will take vast networks of shipping, which would most likely be powered by fossil fuels as they are currently the most cost effective for transportation needs. Thus requiring more lime to offset THAT increase in carbon dioxide production.

      For an idea of the scale we would have to use, the united states releases about 2 trillion tons of carbon dioxide annually for electricity generation. Let's assume that one mole of calcium hydroxide would counteract one mole of carbon dioxide. As calcium hydroxide is heavier than carbon dioxide, we would need about 2 trillion tons of calcium hydroxide annually. It was hard to use figures on shipping efficiency, but it looks like one ton of fuel oil is needed to ship ten tons of cargo from Germany to Venezuela using our current state of the art efficiency in shipping. Let's assume we only need the ships to go half that distance to distribute the calcium hydroxide, 2 trillion tons of calcium hydroxide would use one hundred billion tons of fuel oil. That means somewhere around three hundred billion tons of carbon dioxide would be released by the freighters. So, we have about 1/6 efficiency here. That's just for the shipping... mining, crushing, and processing the limestone into calcium hydroxide will all take large amounts of energy and have significant other environmental consequences. As will pumping and processing petroleum into fuel oil.

      But the big reality to face is that one mole of calcium hydroxide would simply not remove one mole of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. If the calcium hydroxide reacts with carbon dioxide in solution to produce calcium carbonate, then you end up with the starting product: limestone. No net change in carbon dioxide, except for the added CO2 from the massive amount of work we did to move the limestone from the Australian desert to the ocean. To actually use up carbon dioxide, a significant portion of calcium bicarbonate would have to be produced in the process, and that simply will not happen. It would make just as much sense to drop massive amounts of powdered limestone right into the ocean and hope a little bit of it reacts with dissolved CO2 to form calcium bicarbonate.

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    8. Re:uh oh by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      The lime in the corn tortillas helps break down the indigestible bits of the corn releasing more valuable nutrients. I remember reading that corn tortillas are a vital source of protein in poorer areas. Without the lime, the protein is not digestible.

    9. Re:uh oh by srw · · Score: 1

      Yes. Alton Brown did a nice bit about this on his "Tortillas" episode of Good Eats.

    10. Re:uh oh by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      They do this indeed, but the lime has a totally different role. The betel alkaloids are basic, and form esters with organic acids, In this form they are highly insoluble and very difficult to absorb. The lime reacts with the esterified alkaliods and release the alkaloid base, which is readily absorbed.

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    11. Re:uh oh by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Actually I want to say that it is red pepper that does that not lime, but I'm having a hell of a time locating the article. Basically there is a certain gene or lack thereof in the central american and/or south american populace that breaks down corn and allows for the extraction of a certain nutrient from it. In those that lack it they cannot gain this certain nutrient (the name escapes me at the moment). However by adding, like I said red pepper IIRC, it allows the synthesis of a different precursor to the nutrient that the body has a natural way of making. It is thought of as one of the original reasons for spicy foods being so prevalent in the mexican culture.

    12. Re:uh oh by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Let's assume that one mole of calcium hydroxide would counteract one mole of carbon dioxide.

      You have just failed the test. Turn in your geek badge on your way out.

      If the effect of calcium on CO2 solubility were only the result of calcium carbonate formation, then you would be correct and we wouldn't be having this conversation. However it also has a lot to do with the pH of the water, which calcium increases. The net result is that your assumption quoted above is simply wrong - one mole of calcium carbonate produces one mole of lime and one mole of CO2, but adding that lime to seawater in the right proportion results in TWO moles of CO2 being dissolved.

      Two other things of note: Both air and water move across the planet. It should not be necessary to create these carbon sinks directly adjacent to the source of CO2 since, given appropriate timescales (years) it all balances out in the end.
      =Smidge=

    13. Re:uh oh by shawb · · Score: 1

      By "counteract" I was saying that two moles would be absorbed from the atmosphere, minus the one mole released in creating calcium hydroxide from calcium carbonate. Hence, one mole of CO2 counteracted. It does that by making calcium bicarbonate. Which would be great if it were in the right proportions and the exact pH and everything, but chances are it won't and a lot of the calcium will end up in the carbonate form rather than the bicarbonate form for no net atmospheric carbon dioxide reduction.

      Yes, water does move across the planet. But the trillions of tons needed annually would most likely have some major negative local environmental consequences if dumped in one spot (I was using the Australia example as that is what the article used.) Currently the most efficient method of moving a significant portion of this load over the ocean would be something similar to current cargo ships. While sailing ships may be more environmentally friendly, they would simply not be able to carry enough of a load with any reliability. And yes, there are hybrid solutions with kites towing the vessel... one of those ships is what I used in my calculations. And I assumed that the Gross Tonnage would all be filled with Calcium hydroxide, which is overoptimistic as there needs to be room for such things as crew and fuel.

      Being the "look at the other side" kinda guy I am, it COULD be possible to seed young coral reefs with a mixture of calcium hydroxide, phosphates, iron and other minerals such that they grow rapidly enough to fix a significant amount of carbon dioxide through photosynthesis of the associated algae, and increased carbonate deposition in the reef itself, but that's not the mechanism the article was discussing.

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  6. A source of limestone by suso · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Bloomington, Indiana, we have a huge number of limestone blocks that were left over from building larger blocks.

    1. Re:A source of limestone by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Here in Bloomington, Indiana, we have a huge number of limestone blocks that were left over from building larger blocks.

      Define huge.

      There's a difference between consumer, commercial, and industrial "huge"

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    2. Re:A source of limestone by Fez · · Score: 1
    3. Re:A source of limestone by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      Lime was also instrumental in Bloomington's PCB cleanup in the area of the Showers Building (now city hall)

      -- An ex-Bloomingtonian

    4. Re:A source of limestone by k_187 · · Score: 1

      He's talking about the leftovers from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_limestone

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    5. Re:A source of limestone by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Here in Bloomington, Indiana, we have a huge number of limestone blocks that were left over from building larger blocks.

      check the owner of those left over blocks.. .maybe he's funding the 'research' in the article.

      lol. add lime... lol. add lime!! lol.. Reminds me of 2005 when Bush said "We're investing $2 Billion into COAL!"

      We are smarter than this, people. We already have the technology and resources to do what is right. We need to demand our government respects our wishes.

  7. Obligatory Futurama quote by minasoko · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...thus solving the problem forever. FOREVER!

    1. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by chaodyn · · Score: 1

      Thanks, now I have Mike and Ike residue all over my monitor.

    2. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Thanks to our handsomest politicians who came up with a half-assed last minute solution.

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    3. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Forever" should be "Once and for all".

    4. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Moebius+Loop · · Score: 3, Funny

      <pedant>I think you mean, "ONCE AND FOR ALL!!"</pedant>

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    5. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by ajayrockrock · · Score: 1

      I would just add a giant ice cube to the ocean....

      Dude: "Thus solving the problem forever"
      Little Girl: "But---"
      Dude: "I SAID FOREVER!"

    6. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Somecallmechief · · Score: 1

      Because the idea exists, the solution must exist. If the solution exists, it must have been implemented. Because the solution had been implemented, the problem can no longer exist; and because the problem doesn't exist--this idea isn't really relevant.

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    7. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by minasoko · · Score: 1

      You're right. My quote was bad and I feel bad.

    8. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least it's easier than mining Haley's Comet.

    9. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by uberjack · · Score: 1

      Global whopper?

    10. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: "once and for all"

  8. Adding lime to sea water.... by jnaujok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adding ten million square kilometers of lime from Australia's outback to sea water...

    ...yeah, no chance for any unintended consequences here.

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    1. Re:Adding lime to sea water.... by no-body · · Score: 1

      Right - and what's the net effect on doing this?

      Producing lime creates CO2 - putting it in sea water absorbs double the amount - net effect from this is 1/2 gain.

      OK - and what's the overall net gain including the effort of creating the lime, transporting and distributing it? Anyone seen such an estimate?

      Looks to me it could be the same silliness as with ethanol fuel - clearing rain forest for corn and driving up food prices world-wide.

      Sounds to me that cutting war budgets and investing into renewable resources instead - immediately - sounds more like it - or will it take a couple more Katrinas to get a mood change? Perhaps so....

    2. Re:Adding lime to sea water.... by darrenbjohnson · · Score: 1

      Maybe I missed the day in Physics/Math when they explained calculating the volume of a plane, but I for one am not all that worried about 10 million km^2 of lime...now if that was 10 million km^3 I'd be grabbing the nearest towel and preparing to abandon ship!

    3. Re:Adding lime to sea water.... by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      Adding ten million square kilometers of lime from Australia's outback to sea water... ...yeah, no chance for any unintended consequences here.

      If the math proves correct, it could be an excellent idea. Besides, 10 million sq kilometers, if done correctly, could be very little actual lime.

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    4. Re:Adding lime to sea water.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree; those sharp corners could take somebody's eye out. I suggest they use ten million round kilometers of lime instead..

    5. Re:Adding lime to sea water.... by twostix · · Score: 1

      Most of our 'outback' used to be under the ocean, many moons ago.

  9. next up ... by thrillseeker · · Score: 1

    how to prepare 10 billion tons of fried fish

    1. Re:next up ... by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      No, no. You use lemon on fried fish. The lime is for your Corona.

  10. Well... by snl2587 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they don't start putting the lime in coconuts and mixing it together, we haven't entirely lost our sanity.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously our sanity is doomed, it wont take long for the lime to make it to a tropical island full of coconuts :P

      Might as well call the doctor already ..

    2. Re:Well... by techiemikey · · Score: 1

      you beat me to the coconut joke. Dang.

    3. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just lost the game

      You fucking cock!!! That's just cruel!!

    4. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you will feel better.

      Call me in the morning, eh?

    5. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they don't start putting the lime in coconuts and mixing it together, we haven't entirely lost our salinity.

      There fixed it for you.

    6. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we haven't entirely lost our salinity.

      fix'd

    7. Re:Well... by FaytLeingod · · Score: 1

      don't you mean salinity

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  11. _ WTF?!?!? by Shadow_139 · · Score: 0, Troll

    And what the hell with the lime do it the ecosystem....., Why not just use napalm on the US and see if that fixes anything.....

  12. Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know...

    Based on the success of introducing the cane toad, tamarisk, the bark beetle, the banana slug, the mongoose, or the brown tree snake!

    Any time humans screw something up, the best bet is for humans to go double-or-nothing.

    Sure beats efficiency, responsible building practices, responsible reproduction rates, or simply riding a bike to work! Surely, changing the pH, salinity, disolved o2, and turbidity of the oceans will have no unwanted effect.

    1. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My favorite is the coral reef some geniuses made out of... used tires.

      Its now considered an ecological disaster.

      http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/02/18/news/tires.php

    2. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Normally, I would agree. But this lime theory makes me think of Margaritas. And margaritas make me invincible.

    3. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think people are try to be responsible. The problem is that no two people seem to agree on what "responsible" is. The way I see it, "responsible" development means to do whatever some pompous personality says is good for us. That doesn't have a good track record either. At best, it only slows development, but it doesn't stop it.

      This solution may actually reverse the effects. I'll concede that in many if not most cases where people tinker with the environment there are unintended consequences. But the alternative such as "responsible" practices aren't producing better results either.

      It's easy to sit in an arm chair and say sarcastic things such as "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" and then use that as an excuse to do nothing. This may not be an ideal solution. But given the alternatives, it may be worth trying.

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    4. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by ElForesto · · Score: 2, Informative

      You missed the most obvious one: kudzu, that vine that covers the entire South and chokes out all native vegetation in the same of stopping erosion. On the plus side, it does make for some good jelly...

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    5. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      I guess you can't fault them for trying to find ways to mitigate the damage caused by irresponsible overconsumption. But I agree, focusing on reducing overall waste of energy (and consequently reducing pollution) should be the main concern. But it really can't hurt to find solutions to the problems we are now facing (or possible facing varies between news publishers). We just have to make sure that those solutions are understood and researched properly; to ensure that there is no unforeseen side-effects. Then again, we are human, so I don't really see that happening.

    6. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by lyml · · Score: 5, Informative

      You actually need both things... Because all of it has an impact.

      That bicycle? It produced as much or more pollution as the car burning the gasoline to produce it unless you're making it entirely out of wood. The same goes for most of the other ones you brought up.

      By themselves, they don't accomplish much of anything- and actually in some cases are worse than the "fixes" we've done in the past (Something else you mentioned...).

      You've got to take in an even bigger picture than you're doing- otherwise you're no better than the people you're tarring with that brush of yours.

      Uhm no?

      Making a bike produces a negligible amount of CO2 compared to driving a car, your statement is downright false.

    7. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So calcium carbonate is an introduced invasive species? And here I thought it was a mineral.

      Your examples suck. Our options are: watch the oceans acidify, watch coral reefs and all the other sea animals that depend on the same fucking calcium carbonate that these scientists are talking about dumping in the sea dissolve in the acidic oceans, or, alternatively, try and do something about it.

      Now, I've been against a lot of the ideas so far, but this one smacks of fucking genius, and has the potential to actually do something about the problem, which is something your unrealistic utopian ramblings will never have.

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    8. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The bicycle production uses the same amount of energy to produce as driving the car how far? If the bicycle's parts used that much energy to mine, smelt, cast, assemble, and transport then how much more did the parts of the 1,200 kg car take?

    9. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by znerk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, yeah, kudzu. Annoying stuff, ain't it?

      But... Did it stop the erosion?

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    10. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by LaminatorX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even moreso, he was comparing the production-cost of a bike to the operation-cost of a car.

      Throw the public health ripple effects of bikes vs cars and bikes look even better from a resources standpoint.

    11. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Svartalf · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually the energy to MAKE the steel, rubber, etc. produced 5 times the CO2 that I produced driving 20 minutes to work. You just don't see it because it's not right next to you. Try again.

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    12. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Lime and water is currently used to take the CO2 out of the smokestacks at factories. The process certainly works.

      Since the limestone that's present in places like the US Midwest and the Australian outback are thought to be sediment from the oceans (or large seas that since drained into the oceans) then the presence of so much calcium in some form or another in the oceans must have precedent. Fresh water lakes made from old quarries support life very well.

      One of the most popular sources of calcium in the world until recent decades has been coral reefs. Right now, coral reefs are dying out because of acidic water and lack of oxygen. Hopefully this could help that situation.

      Of course, we can't know the full effects of a particular amount of lime being added to the oceans without doing it. There's simply no way to make a scale model of the oceans that's complete enough in a lab. We can't even do it with computer models, because we simply don't know everything about what's in the oceans.

      The hope would be to do the most good with the least harm, and lime is probably much safer for most marine life than many of the other suggestions I've read. I just hope they're right.

    13. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and how much CO2 was produced to build your car? Don't try retarded arguments here, most of us are too smart.

    14. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      The hope would be to do the most good with the least harm, and lime is probably much safer for most marine life than many of the other suggestions I've read. I just hope they're right.

      As do I, nothing would be better. Using Limestone is the best idea, on this subject, that I have read about so far. Anything is better than dumping more toxic/chemical waste into ocean, which certainly can't help the solution.

      But I do feel that in general we as a society is very good at doing things and then just not thinking about, or ignoring studies, the possible negative long term effects of what we are doing. It is not about belief really, it just about having a sensible attitude; and not base opinions on emotions and political slogans. But I digress and I apologize.

    15. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Now, I've been against a lot of the ideas so far, but this one smacks of fucking genius, and has the potential to actually do something about the problem, which is something your unrealistic utopian ramblings will never have.

      This isn't a laboratory test tube that you can wash out after you're done. This is the freaking ocean. Just because an idea sounds good doesn't mean we should just conduct large scale experiments like this.

    16. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      That bicycle? It produced as much or more pollution as the car burning the gasoline to produce it unless you're making it entirely out of wood.

      A bicycle takes more energy to produce than a car? You must ride one HELL of a bike.

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    17. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by quantumplacet · · Score: 1

      5 Times?!?!?!?!?! That's outrageous. Good thing your car required no energy to make and you only ever have to drive it once for 20 minutes......

    18. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is something your unrealistic utopian ramblings will never have.

      Riding a bike to work is unrealistic Utopian rambling? Dear god, no wonder we're in this mess.

      Alternative transportation, built around communities designed to support it, is integral to reducing the cost and impact of the simple task of getting to work. It's not unusual in this world, nor is it Utopian.

      The only thing that's naively Utopian is the idea that you can drive a car -every single day- and everything will still be OK in the end.

    19. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by BudVVeezer · · Score: 1

      Based on the success of introducing the cane toad, tamarisk, the bark beetle, the banana slug, the mongoose, or the brown tree snake!

      Way to point out only negative examples of bio control without actually pointing out the positive examples like the vedalia beetle, alligator weed flea beetle and numerous parasatoids over the last 100 years. Sure beats responsible commenting practices, eh?

    20. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by bledri · · Score: 1

      Actually the energy to MAKE the steel, rubber, etc. produced 5 times the CO2 that I produced driving 20 minutes to work.

      I'm curios about the math here. Are you saying that every five days driving to work produces the same amount of CO2 as required to build a bicycle? If so, that's not a great argument for the car. That's 52 bicycles a year just from the commute. Plus I suspect a lot more CO2 was produced creating the car than the bicycle.

      I'm not arguing that bicycles are the answer, but I'm trying to grok how your statistic somehow makes the car a more carbon friendly option.

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    21. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, large scale 'experimentation' in the oceans has been done and continues to be done, only it is undirected and unmonitored. Drift net fleets continue to clear-cut vast swaths of the oceans. Pollution continues to be dumped directly into the oceans.

      What I hate about environmentalists is that they really want to do nothing and they want everyone to do nothing, as if that is a solution in and of itself. It is just not going to happen. People are going to continue doing things. There really is only one question. Should we do things in a directed and monitored fashion or continue to do things in haphazard ways with unknown results?

      I fall on the side of doing terraforming on Terra. Concentrate on reversing desertfication. Siphon ocean water into the Salton Sea and Death Valley and start greening the mojave. The engineering has already been done, it's just a matter of having the political will to do it. And that will require getting the environmentalists to stop trying to keep the environment exactly like it is today. As if Southern California isn't already a huge experiment in completely changing the environment for the worse.

    22. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 2, Informative
      Svartalf wrote:

      That bicycle? It produced as much or more pollution as the car burning the gasoline to produce it unless you're making it entirely out of wood. The same goes for most of the other ones you brought up.

      Wrong for all the wrong reasons. A (smallish) car has about 1000 kg of metal in it. A (big) bike has about 15 kg. The amount of energy/pollution that goes into making it is, by definition, a tiny fraction of that vs. a car.

      You've got to take in an even bigger picture than you're doing- otherwise you're no better than the people you're tarring with that brush of yours.

      As do you - you can't go comparing the energy required to build a bike to the energy spent powering some craptastic car or SUV some arbitrary distance. You have to compare like to like, in this case, the energy required to build a bike vs. a car or SUV, and the energy required to propel a bike vs. a car or SUV.

      This can be measured in watts, and is fairly straight forward. I can assure you it takes much more energy to hurtle 1400 kg of glass, steel, and plastic down the road at 100 kmph than it does to propel 100 kg of bike and rider at 20 kmph.

      If you want to see the "car" of the future, watch this:

      Electric velomobile

      RS

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    23. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think people are try to be responsible. The problem is that no two people seem to agree on what "responsible" is. The way I see it, "responsible" development means to do whatever some pompous personality says is good for us.

      I don't agree. Typically the pompous personalities aren't advocating the responsible thing to do, but instead advocating whatever makes themselves famous or feel important.

      Take Al Gore as an example. I saw him on Meet the Press this Sunday, where he was asked how he justified having a large energy-inefficient house, given his fame for being eco-friendly. His response was essentially, "Well, energy efficiency doesn't really matter. It's entirely an issue of carbon emissions."

      That is not responsible. The responsibly eco-friendly route has been pretty obvious IMO: start by advocating for greater efficiency, both in terms of energy used and materials used. We waste so much, often only to achieve a minor degree of convenience. Sometimes the benefit of the waste is purely psychological. If private individuals moved to a more efficient lifestyle, and companies moved to more efficient methods, we would be much better off. It might not solve all problems, but we'd be better off. And even though it would make some things more expensive, it would probably be a net gain for our economy. Contrary to popular notions of economics, where "people believe that cheaper is always better, and anyone spending money on anything is always good", waste is actually bad for the economy.

      But people aren't advocating anything like that. Instead, everyone is always trying to appease the general population, and se we're constantly being told we can have it both ways. We're being told we can have an over-sized mansion and an SUV as long as its powered by solar power.

    24. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Bruiser80 · · Score: 1

      I think what the others are saying is that you're comparing an operating cost to a production cost. If the guy riding the bike threw their bike away after he biked to work, you might have a point.

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    25. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by P51mus · · Score: 0

      Actually the energy to MAKE the steel, rubber, etc. produced 5 times the CO2 that I produced driving 20 minutes to work. You just don't see it because it's not right next to you. Try again.

      So....you drive 20 minutes both ways every workday for a year, and someone else bikes instead.

      Who's causing more CO2?

      And this is discounting the energy used to MAKE that car you're driving.

      Hell, let's just use that "5x" number you came up with. We'll say you use 1x energy driving to work, and it costs 5x to make a bike.

      So, driving to and from work costs 2x energy. Doing that for an entire workweek costs 10x energy.

      You've now spent 10x energy driving for a week, while the bicyclist has spent 5x on their mode of transportation.

      ....even with completely ignoring however much energy it cost to make your mode of transportation, you're looking bad, and it'll look worse for you the longer this goes on.

      I don't know if you're just trying to rationalize a choice to yourself or what, but seriously, that was a bad attempt.

    26. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      "They're a constantly killing coral-destruction machine," said William Nuckols, coordinator for Coastal America, a federal group involved in organizing a cleanup effort that includes county biologists, state scientists and U.S. Army and Navy salvage divers.

      I laughed about that line for 10 minutes straight. It's true that no good deed goes unpunished.

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    27. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I don't really think an apology is necessary. You voiced legitimate concerns and I agree that even good ideas can have negative consequences if acted upon too quickly. I don't think your digression is that big of one. It's pretty relevant, I think, to a discussion of gas level management and climate science to mention that we haven't as a species had the best record so far.

    28. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Well, let me rephrase that last sentence. I don't know of a species with a better record of managing their climate, but we haven't done everything we can to be conscious of our possible impacts on ours.

    29. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, because really, that was the whole of your solution.

      The problem with the eco-whiners is that they're not trying to get anything done. What they want to do is to have the human race magically stop doing all the bad stuff, and let everything "return to normal." This is an impossible and naive goal.

      I am all for people going out and building real, sustainable communities built around renewable energy, public transit, and pedal power, but that is not a realistic solution to our current problems. We need investment in solutions that will work in our current world, not ones that are built on the idea that everyone is suddenly going to get green.

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    30. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Being environmentally concious is something we could all spend more time and, pardon the pun, energy on. It is not tree-hugging-lefty political concept; but a rational and pragmatic way of dealing with the world. That's not to say that the environmental movement, in its many incarnations, haven't said or done things that were irrational; but that is no argument against the idea itself.

      A social/political system should keep the good ideas and remove the bad ones; regardless of how that idea have been tagged politically. And not spending resources on planet research and management is a bad one.

    31. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ok, so making a bike = 100 minutes of driving. Or about 100 miles.

      No one who buys a bike for commuting ever puts on 100 miles of use. No, no, no!

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    32. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throw the public health ripple effects of bikes vs cars and bikes look even better from a resources standpoint.

      Well, if people die earlier they'll consume less resources and thus be very environmentally friendly.

    33. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's easy to sit in an arm chair and say sarcastic things such as "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" and then use that as an excuse to do nothing. This may not be an ideal solution. But given the alternatives, it may be worth trying.

      Asking "What could possibly go wrong?" isn't exactly justification for doing nothing, although I really do want to know "What could possibly go wrong?" I would imagine dumping large amounts of lime into the oceans might somehow affect the marine life. Plus what happens to all of the CO2 once it's been absorbed into the water? Can it also become a hazard to marine life? What happens when the lime becomes saturated with CO2 and it can no longer absorb anymore?

      Unless the lime converts the CO2 into something harmless this isn't a very good solution. We'll have to rely on cutting down the production of CO2 eventually, not saying that this won't help just that we shouldn't rely on only this (and we should really figure out the negatives first.)

    34. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular notions of economics, where "people believe that cheaper is always better, and anyone spending money on anything is always good", waste is actually bad for the economy.

      This is an interesting notion, but I feel you've missed something. I would have said "Excessive waste is bad for the economy." And therein lies the problem.

      Clearly, we have reached a price where we have to move these waste/efficiency set-points for most energy hungry applications. But it doesn't do a company any good to continue efficiency for efficiency's sake. Companies have failed because of over-engineering too.

      In a way, Al Gore was right. It really IS about the carbon emissions. The problem is that his lifestyle pushes significantly more Carbon Dioxide in to the environment while using current market technologies.

      I don't see the efforts for producing better SUVs as necessarily appeasement. Yes, efficient compact cars have been on the market for some time. What we do not have are efficient vehicles that can handle a family and all the stuff that tends to go with them. We need a bit of realism here. This isn't about the style of car. It's about the efficiency of the drive train and the power source we use to move it.

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    35. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uhm no?

      Making a bike produces a negligible amount of CO2 compared to driving a car, your statement is downright false.


      It's not making the bike, it's riding the bike.

      The person riding the bike will consume more food because they're burning more calories, the food comes from all over in large trucks that create more pollution than a car, plus if you're eating more meat that's even more pollution since raising livestock creates all sorts of greenhouse gases.

      Then there is also the reasoning that the person ends up extending their lifespan due to being more active. Over the extended lifespan they end up burning more CO2 than if they just drove their car to work and died of a heart attack at a young age.

      well, that's just the reasoning, not entirely sure if it's 100% true as I haven't personally checked the figures on how much CO2 is created getting the fuel to the car then driving to work as compared to harvesting and shipping the extra food you will now have to eat, and any CO2 you will create during your extended lifespan (if your lifespan is extended at all.)

    36. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      You're right, we should attempt to figure out how we can mix this effectively in the ocean. However, at some point, we have to stop studying it, and try it on a small scale to see what effects it has. If the effects are pretty much as predicted, then we should carefully scale up.

      I'm not suggesting for a minute that people should embrace full production tomorrow. But we have penalties for sitting on our hands as much as we have penalties for trying something. We need to weigh the potential benefits against the potential for something to go wrong.

      This is why we have politics. These things simply aren't knowable in a quantitative sense. At some point we have to appeal to the public at large for choosing which risk they feel most comfortable with.

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    37. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, I've been against a lot of the ideas so far, but this one smacks of fucking genius, and has the potential to actually do something about the problem, which is something your unrealistic utopian ramblings will never have.

      Yes it might be a good idea now, but what about 50 years from now?

      "Well 90% of all marine life died, we dumped that lime into the ocean and it started absorbing CO2 at an unprecedented rate, the fish started to suffocate because there was too high a concentration of CO2 in the ocean and not enough O2, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Plus since we rallied around the idea that the ocean would absorb the CO2 we did invested less in stopping our overproduction of it, now the ocean is saturated with CO2 and our atmosphere's not looking too good..."

    38. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      In a way, Al Gore was right. It really IS about the carbon emissions.

      Maybe being excessively wasteful with solar/wind/hydroelectric power satisfies his little pet project of lowering carbon emissions, but that doesn't mean that being wasteful doesn't cause other problems.

      This isn't about the style of car. It's about the efficiency of the drive train and the power source we use to move it.

      Take the extreme case: If all you're transporting is yourself, and you're driving an 8,000 lbs. Hummer, it doesn't matter if that Hummer is electrical, it's still going to be inefficient. Energy doesn't come out of nowhere, and no matter what method of generating energy you use, it's going to have an environmental impact. If you're generating enough energy for everyone to driver Hummers, that environmental impact is going to be substantial.

      I'm not saying that you can't be overly-efficient (favoring efficiency at too great a cost), but we're not really in danger of that happening right now, are we?

      Clearly, we have reached a price where we have to move these waste/efficiency set-points for most energy hungry applications. But it doesn't do a company any good to continue efficiency for efficiency's sake. Companies have failed because of over-engineering too.

      That companies have failed doing something isn't necessarily a sign that it's bad for humanity as a whole. Companies have succeeded while destroying the environment and poisoning people. But it's a very complicated situation-- the actions that make a given company successful isn't necessarily going to be what's "good for humanity" or even "good for the economy".

      For example, let's say Company A and Company B are competing in the same town for the same business. Company A decides to dump poisonous chemicals into the local lake, which saves them loads of money, while Company B chooses not to poison the lake. Because of this, Company A can afford to charge significantly less than Company B, and Company B is thereby driven out of business.

      Now there are people who would believe that this sort of thing is good for the economy. Company A has driven down prices, making it easier for people to save money, or spend money on other things. By driving Company B under, they've removed an ineffective player in the market, and you might believe that "survival of the fittest" will clear out those who are economically inefficient. They'll point to the fact that Company A put 2 million dollars of value into the economy.

      And all of that makes sense until you realize that the town now has to spend 3 million dollars into cleaning up the lake. Plus the fact that Company B, if allowed to continue, would still have put 1 million dollars into the economy, and driven down prices over time by providing competition.

      The net result of this situation is a lot of waste, and the local citizenry would have been better off, both in terms of health and in terms of economics, if neither company had been allowed to pollute the lake.

      This sounds counter-intuitive to a lot of people, who assume that economics will naturally benefit the company that will best benefit the economy. Sometimes they'll even try to justify it by thinking that you get economic benefit from the jobs created by cleaning up the pollution, but that's just another example of the broken window fallacy.

    39. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not certain about that, but making a bike produces a Whole lot less CO2 than making a car..

    40. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by dargaud · · Score: 1

      The bicycle production uses the same amount of energy to produce as driving the car how far?

      I'd say it takes the same amount of energy to produce one hundred 15kg bikes as it does to produce a single 1.5 ton SUV. And that's before we consider a single fucking km driven. Asshat.

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    41. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Right now the ocean is absorbing massive amounts of CO2. RIGHT NOW. It does that naturally. This is causing ocean acidification (mostly due to carbonic acid, bicarbonate, and carbonate) and will pretty much cause all the bad things that you're describing without any further intervention from us.

      What is being proposed is to dump a bunch of lime into the ocean, where it will react with the overabundance of CO2 to produce calcium carbonate, thereby removing the CO2 which is ALREADY THERE, and AT THE SAME TIME sequestering it on the bottom of the ocean where it will eventually sediment back into limestone, which probably won't be dumped into anyone's gas tank for a few million years AT LEAST.

      Next time, read the fucking article, or alternately, have some faint fucking clue before you shoot your mouth off.

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    42. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your car grew on a tree, it also required the production of steel and rubber, etc. Care to analyze the energy and CO2 cost of producing a car vs. producing a bike, instead of comparing the production of a bike to the OPERATION of a car?

    43. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a convincing argument, so long as you don't actually compare numbers, or do much actual thinking about it.

      First problem: while the CO2 footprint of your food varies wildly according to what you're eating and how it was shipped, even the absolute worst-case scenario (all calories derived from beef shipped from Japan), walking and driving seem to be about equivalent. Cycling is, calorie-for-calorie, about twice as efficient. If your calories come from locally grown, organic produce, your CO2 footprint is minimal.

      Hints: Switching from beef to chicken or fish greatly reduces CO2. Switching from beef to rice or legumes has an even bigger impact.

      Second problem: who says that all calories need replacing? Americans consume more calories now than they ever have, which means that theoretically they could burn a couple hundred additional calories a day without needing to eat so much as an extra McNugget.

      Third problem: the lifespan argument doesn't work for me, because most of those additional years will be lived out in the distant future. For me, the difference between living until 60 and living until 80 would be the difference between 2038 and 2058. If we haven't switched to much lower-impact technologies by that time, then I don't expect to live that long anyways. But the point is, those extra years ought to have far less effect than you would imply.

      Me, I have an electric bike kit, which is fueled mostly by coal. But it still kicks serious eco-ass. I commute with it almost every day, and still my electric bill hasn't gone up noticeably. I can run the numbers for you if you're interested.

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    44. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, "a realistic solution to our current problems" is, in effect, exactly what we've been doing, plus drowning a few million tons of geology?

      Look, when the next generation comes to you and asks, "When you saw these problems ahead, what did you do?" what answer do you want to have for them?

      A) I tightened my belt, stopped buying shit I didn't need, started biking everywhere, and started putting up wind turbines as fast as I could. It was hard work, but I did it because I wanted the world to be as nice for you as it was for me.

      B) I ripped out that mountain over there, and dumped it into this ocean over here. It wasn't pretty, but it was either that or get rid of my SUV.

      If we'd made all the hard sacrifices, and were still faced with a big potential crisis, I'd say bring on the geoengineering. Otherwise, it's like listening to a chubby couch potato tell you that, rather than following a challenging diet and exercise regimen, he's just going to start slamming back the diet pills. Maybe it will actually improve his overall health, but it's hard not to look at their "solution" with a mixture of pity and disgust.

      Now that my cleansing rant is over, could you elaborate on your statement that those "sustainable communities" aren't practical?

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    45. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we get a volume over time measurement here? You're saying that we shouldn't ride bikes because to make a bike takes as much energy as a 20 minute drive to work?

      ..In a car that's already built, using 10x the rubber, maybe 50x the steel and plastic? And you're telling other people to try again? Are you serious?

      All i can say is that if you meant what you said, you're simply ridiculous.

    46. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by calstraycat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless the lime converts the CO2 into something harmless this isn't a very good solution.

      Lime doesn't "convert" the CO2 to anything. The lime neutralizes the acid formed by the absorption of CO2.

      When atmospheric CO2 is absorbed into seawater, carbonic acid (H2CO3) is formed. Increased atmospheric CO2 has led to increased oceanic absorption of CO2 and, therefore, increased acidity of our oceans. Increased acidity is not harmless. Many scientists are predicting substantial loss of oceanic habitat and wildlife as a direct result of the increased acidity.

      Knowing this fact is crucial to understanding the the whole purpose of adding lime (calcium hydroxide, Ca(OH)2) to sea water. Calcium hydroxide is a base. Adding calcium hydroxide reduces the acidity which will allow the oceans to absorb additional CO2 from the atmosphere.

      As many here have pointed out, there is a distinct possibility of unintended consequences from messing with the pH of our oceans. But, the basic principle at work is simple acid-base chemistry.

    47. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why anyone would think a carcinogenic oil and chemical-based product would make a good reef. I mean it's not just because the tires are loose that marine life won't attach to it. They don't attach to tires because they are toxic.

    48. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Switching from beef to rice or legumes has an even bigger impact."

      You are of course aware that rice fields are one of the largest sources of methane-gases in the world?

      Thought so.

    49. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It's easy to sit in an arm chair and say sarcastic things such as "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" and then use that as an excuse to do nothing. This may not be an ideal solution. But given the alternatives, it may be worth trying.

      On the contrary, I think it's about time that we considered doing nothing. As in not adding more pollution. Give Gaia a chance to figure out a solution -- she always strives towards equilibria, and evolution will ensure that the damage we have done will, eventually, be taken advantage of by species that can adapt to it.

      The problem is that we don't want a permanent solution -- we're looking for a quick fix that will allow us to continue as we have, and preferably also make someone a quick buck or two.

      I can't think of a single patch we humans have tried that ended up well.
      - Introduction of new species to fight those we've inadvertently introduced? Not only ineffective, but outfighting local predators and becoming problems themselves, making the effort worse than nothing.
      - Depositing mining by-products in old mines, so they wouldn't pollute the environment? They end up leaking concentrated pollution, which is far worse than the diluted pollution of "normal" slag heaps, making the effort worse than nothing.
      - Replacing barrier reefs with used car tyres (google "Osborne Reef")? Not only ineffective, but killing off existing reefs, making the effort worse than nothing.

      Do you spot a trend here?

      Yes, let's try do nothing for a change. Nothing to fix it and nothing to worsen it.

    50. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      If it's an electric car that runs off carbon neutral fuel then yes you can. That's not naive it's just some years off.

    51. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the bit of sanity in here.

      Is a simple cliche like "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" really that f*cking hard to understand?

      "Hey, Bob! How about rather than deal with the root cause of the problem and reduce the amount of sh*t we dump into the atmosphere, we throw some other sh*t in the oceans to balance out the initial sh*t?!
      We'll look like heroes, make gobs of money, and we can dump even more sh*t into the atmosphere than ever before without having to worry about it! Best of all, now our entire planet will be a giant f*cking experiment except we don't even have a clue of all the factors involved and if we f*ck it up, we could potentially all die!"

      Did anybody notice how the organization sponsoring this whole thing (Shell) just so happens to have a lot riding on us continuing to burn sh*tloads of fossil fuels? This process also conveniently requires more energy input, transportation...you get the idea...

      People never cease to amaze me.

    52. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Wait... I'm an asshat for pointing out the same thing to which you just agreed? Maybe you'd like to read the thread, asshat. ;-)

    53. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say things like what you say with 20/20 hindsight. The missing piece of your argument are the pollution standards. I'm not suggesting for a minute that we pollute excessively. However, we can't expect companies to go well beyond the extra effort required to reduce pollution or power consumption by another order of magnitude.

      This is why we negotiate environmental agreements. If we set the bar too high, then nobody will be able to afford to produce anything. We'll have a pristine environment that nobody can afford to live in. Too many other countries will have lower standards, and they'll produce the products, not you. If we set the bar too low, then we'll be swimming in our own filth. If the choice is really business or outsourcing the manufacturing, guess what happens?

      I'm not beating up on China. What they're doing is not sustainable. I believe even they know that. What I am showing is that we live in a world where you have to make compromises. Company B's fault in your example, is that they couldn't sell product at a reasonable price because they were spending too much on the process. And if the local regulators had pushed the pollution requirements to Company B's level, who could say if both companies would have managed to survive? Remember, we live in a global economy...

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    54. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      I propose that when your child gets sick, that you do nothing. I propose that we not build hospitals, roads, power plants, ambulances, plastics factories, refineries, pharmaceutical plants, etcetera. I propose that we all just do nothing.

      We are a part of this world, whether you realize it or not. We are already trying stuff inadvertently. Pointing at failures doesn't mean that we shouldn't try something to clean up problems. Why not try to clean it up? If you don't make a few mistakes, it means you're not trying hard enough.

      If we listen to you, people will die off, but, hey, that's ok because it restores "Gaia's balance."

      Keep smoking whatever it is that you've got there, buddy. It's real good stuff.

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    55. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by dargaud · · Score: 1

      I musta missed the sarcasm tag then... C:-P

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    56. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      And you'll be able to say, "Hey man, I bought a hybrid!"

      I didn't say that the communities aren't practical; actually I think they are. I think expecting a lot of people to suddenly adopt that lifestyle, however, is impractical. People love their damn cars.

      I've actually been advocating a big gas tax to be dumped into renewables research for a while; if you want to get something done, you have to force the market to take notice, and the easiest way to do that is to artificially constrain demand through price increases. In the example of the self-sustaining micro-community, you could add a lot of tolls, for example, to reduce the desirability of commuting.

      Still, the problem with the micro-community is that it is a fundamental shift in the way we live. Existing towns won't fit the mold, people will be unwilling to sell their houses and move, they really won't be willing to fund the sort of monetary outlay that will be required to retro-fit an existing urban center.

      This sort of thing needs to happen organically, and it's going to require that big companies (for example) step up and start creating company towns in that vein. That will have cultural implications which are hard to fathom (sounds a lot like cyber-punkish archologies) but its hard to see another way to get it started.

      The problem with your view, in a nutshell, is that people won't make the hard sacrifices. It's just not how people work. Where you and I disagree is that I think we should plan on getting fucked by human nature, and trying to make gradual changes happen, while mitigating the effects of our current crappy lifestyle.

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    57. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      My favorite is the coral reef some geniuses made out of... used tires.
      Its now considered an ecological disaster.

      Granted, that idea was a failure of phenomenal proportions, but others have turned out well enough to become tourist attractions.

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    58. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Too many other countries will have lower standards, and they'll produce the products, not you....[snip]... Company B's fault in your example, is that they couldn't sell product at a reasonable price because they were spending too much on the process.

      No, Company B's problem is that they were in a market that didn't encourage responsible actions. If I run a company that is ecologically responsible in a system where other companies are not in any way encouraged/forced to be responsible as well, then my company won't be successful. I'll grant you that, and in fact that's part of my point. It's the same with child labor, slave labor, etc. It's also the same, apparently, when it comes to sub-standard crap-- making cheap crap that will break in a year will make you more successful than making a quality product that will be cheaper in the long haul. If I can save money by painting my toys in lead-based paint, then I'll be more successful than the other toy companies that don't engage in that practice, provided the market isn't in any way penalizing companies that use lead-based paint.

      But it doesn't follow in any of these cases that it's better for either humanity or the economy for everyone to be using child labor, slave labor, or by creating toxic toys.

      I'm not beating up on China. What they're doing is not sustainable. I believe even they know that. What I am showing is that we live in a world where you have to make compromises

      No, it's showing that we're building our economies in such a way that they're ensured to create little bubbles, one after another, and then have those bubbles burst. And then, eventually, economic ruin for all because everyone is acting in a way that's irresponsible and unsustainable.

      Remember, we live in a global economy...

      Right, and there are loads of problems that we're facing because of that fact. It's not all bad and it's not all good, but clearly one of the major problems is that there's no accountability for what happens in other countries, and yet what happens in other countries (wherever you are) can effect you in significant ways. If slave labor is fine in other countries, then your work force had better get their own pool of slaves, or else you won't be "competitive". And I guess if you don't have slaves, according to your logic, then failure is your own fault because you were spending too much on your workforce.

    59. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      I can't continue to discuss this with you because you keep moving the topic of discussion.

      You keep returning to that term "responsible" and I don't thin we agree on what it means.

      Except for a few pathologically evil people, the vast majority of the population seeks a better world in some way. What you're harping on is the fact that someone may not be ecologically responsible, to the exclusion of any other possibility. And you know what? If that were the only issue in the world, I'd agree that you have a point. But responsibility also refers to safety, fiduciary, social, and other aspects as well. These parameters intersect and often work against each other.

      You are trying to make the long term case that environmental responsibility is ALWAYS best. I'm saying that if you don't take care of short term issues as well, you won't have to worry about the longer term because you won't be around long enough to care.

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    60. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      What is being proposed is to dump a bunch of lime into the ocean, where it will react with the overabundance of CO2 to produce calcium carbonate, thereby removing the CO2 which is ALREADY THERE, and AT THE SAME TIME sequestering it on the bottom of the ocean where it will eventually sediment back into limestone, which probably won't be dumped into anyone's gas tank for a few million years AT LEAST.

      I did read the article

      FTA -

      Adding lime to seawater increases alkalinity, boosting seawater's ability to absorb CO2 from air and reducing the tendency to release it back again.

      They're changing the pH of the ocean and allowing it to absorb more CO2, also reducing the tendency to release it back into the air. All of that sounds like a potentially bad situation, I don't see anyone saying "Oh it's no problem because this is what happens to the CO2 once it's absorbed into the ocean."

    61. Re:Oh yeah! Interference FTW. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I can't continue to discuss this with you because you keep moving the topic of discussion.

      I'm not changing the topic. I admit that my point is a bit complex, but if you can't keep it all straight, that's not really my fault.

      Except for a few pathologically evil people, the vast majority of the population seeks a better world in some way.

      That's a pretty bold claim. Care to back that up? Most people I see are more interested in watching TV, and those who do claim to "seek to better the world" are just on an ego-trip.

      What you're harping on is the fact that someone may not be ecologically responsible, to the exclusion of any other possibility.

      Er... you're really missing the point. Throughout my posts, I've been focussing much more on health issues, social issues, and economic issues rather than ecological issues. In fact, even my talk about ecological issues is more focussed on the economic damage causes by reckless behavior. I don't really care about ecology except insofar as damage to the ecosystem will have an adverse effect on myself and those I care about.

      You are trying to make the long term case that environmental responsibility is ALWAYS best.

      Sorry, but you really should read things before you respond. I'm saying that the apparent economic gains made from reckless and damaging behavior are unsustainable at best, and often enough they're completely illusory. I'm claiming that small-minded people look at the immediate future and miss a lot of indirect effects, and so they believe that "economic success" is the same as "economic virtue", i.e. that profitable companies are good for the economy. But it's really not that simple.

      Businesses causing wanton ecological damage that then has to be cleaned up or otherwise dealt with by the rest of society is just one instance of profitable companies damaging the economy (even in the short term!). The fact that the company is profitable says nothing as to whether it's beneficial to society (economically or otherwise). But our economic system, unfortunately, doesn't have any particular built-in mechanisms for rewarding those who are focussed on benefiting society over the long-term, and is actually more likely to punish them for failing to provide short-term gratification.

      Part of the problem with the current housing problems is that the market was rigged so as to discourage responsible behavior. It was a big pyramid scheme. Everyone knew it was going to collapse, but until it collapsed, it was profitable. (That's not a change in subject, by the way. It's just another example of how a company can be working to maximize short-term profit while damaging the general economy over the long-term. And when I use the term "long term", I have in mind that even 2 years can be long-term.)

      I'm not proposing any particular solution, but only asserting that it is a definite problem.

  13. Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You'd think it'd be obvious, but at slashdot, you actually do need to point that out to people.

    1. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read TFA, but added that much fruit to water is way more comic than adding blocks of stone.

    2. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by qoncept · · Score: 1

      There are a number of people that replied with jokes, but also quite a few who clearly straight up thought... Ugh. How embarassing.

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    3. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Narpak · · Score: 1

      News: Replying with snide comments, or drink related jokes, new thought to be easier than actually RTFA!

    4. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      If the submitter or the editors had actually cared about using the scientific name, the confusion could easily have been avoided. Some of us learnt chemistry more recently than the 19th century.

    5. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words... we make the seas chalky? I'm not too sure marine life will adapt nicely to such a treatment.

    6. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Some of us learnt chemistry more recently than the 19th century.

      My plan is to use ether to force out the bad humours in the ocean.

    7. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you have a consensus of consciences

    8. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and once we have the lime and the saltwater, we just need floating tequila stations and we can have margaritas anywhere!

    9. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think it'd be obvious, but at slashdot, you actually do need to point that out to people.

      Ohhhhhhhhhh!

    10. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here I was wondering what all those guys are talking about.

    11. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by alienmole · · Score: 1

      So that's why this concrete won't set!

    12. Re:Calcium hydroxide, not the fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this tagged as "informative" instead of "obvious"?

  14. The Wackness by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

    I, personally, prefer my lime in the coconut.

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  15. Budweiser with Lime by Blindman · · Score: 1

    Who knew that Budweiser was on to something by adding Lime to Bud Light?

    This next Bud's for you, Earth.

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    1. Re:Budweiser with Lime by morari · · Score: 1

      And here I thought they were just trying to mask the disgusting taste of their cheap-ass beer!

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    2. Re:Budweiser with Lime by devotedlhasa · · Score: 1

      ...with calcium hydroxide

  16. Corona by usefulidiot127 · · Score: 1

    I've heard Corona very closely mimics the behavior of seawater. I personally pledge to begin extensive testing with these materials.

  17. Follow up article headline by Tanlis · · Score: 1

    Scientists add tequila to ocean. Party ensues.

  18. bring on the next ice age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to drive a semi on ice like those guys on the Ice Road Truckers show, but I don't want to move to Canuckistan.

  19. Hrmmm that's not right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the lime goes in the coconut to make it all better.

  20. Re:Anonymouns Coward by jeiler · · Score: 5, Informative

    The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

    RTFA. FTW. My acronyms are more powerful than your anonymity.

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  21. This is good and all but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the fish?

    1. Re:This is good and all but... by Ares · · Score: 1

      What about the fish children?

      There. Fixed that for you.

  22. Re:Anonymouns Coward by vidarh · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA. The article claims this process sequesters twice as much CO2 as is released during the production of lime.

  23. Read the article by suso · · Score: 2, Informative

    It addresses this.

  24. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by mov_eax_eax · · Score: 1

    Napalm, eh?. it should fix a couple of things.

  25. Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by bobdotorg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    On a chemical level, how does this differ from growing coral?

    A coral bred / genetically modified to grow in a wider variety of climates could also scrub CO2 from the air. Though the 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' crowd might be concerned with over scrubbing by the GM coral.

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    1. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Informative

      On a chemical level, how does this differ from growing coral?

      Well, coral (and shellfish) can sequester carbon, but this only works as long as the water is sufficiently non-acidic. The problem is that as atmospheric CO2 is absorbed into the oceans, some of it becomes carbonic acid -- and the acidification of the water means that corals, and shellfish shells, dissolve.

      One nice effect of adding lime is that it lowers the acidity of the water, thereby allowing coral and shellfish to continue sequestering carbon.

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    2. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      On a chemical level, how does this differ from growing coral?

      It doesn't.
      The difference is that coral growth is self-regulating based on ocean conditions.
      Humans dumping large amounts of lime into the ocean is not.

      Companies need to study the potential consequences of their plan before they get into the commercial viability of it.

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    3. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by maxume · · Score: 1

      The bigger issue might be that coral have had billions of years to adapt to a wider variety of climates and have not yet done so.

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    4. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Coral growth depends on enough calcium in the water and enough oxygen for the coral to breath. Right now, they are suffering from acidic water (largely caused by CO2), a lack of calcium (because it's reacting with the acidic water), dead zones with not enough oxygen, and no way put more CO2 into the water through respiration because it's saturated. Giving them calcium to absorb, raising the pH of the water, and lowering the CO2 levels will help the coral so long as it's not overdone and doesn't kill off some other important part of the food chain.

    5. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Well, coral (and shellfish) can sequester carbon, but this only works as long as the water is sufficiently non-acidic.

      Awesome, let's just genetically engineer coral that can sequester carbon even in acidic water. I'm patenting this today and taking it to Exxon!

    6. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you're missing something... namely, that sequestered carbon is soluble in acidic water. Sure, the coral can try to sequester it, but as soon as it is exposed to the water, it dissolves. There's no getting around the basic chemistry of this problem.

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    7. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      Toyota's coral is far superior to GM's. The Japanese - is there anything they can't do?

    8. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Sure, the coral can try to sequester it, but as soon as it is exposed to the water, it dissolves.

      Ah, you are right, so genetically engineer the coral to wrap up the sequestered carbon in a waterproof membrane!

      (Actually, this is really not so different from letting young forests grow, then when they get too old to be good carbon sinks, you bury them deeply in a containment that doesn't let out the methane from decomposition.)

    9. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by ardle · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but TheSync's solution does, exactly "get around" the basic chemistry of the problem - by sequestering carbon in coral, thus keeping it out of the water in which it would dissolve if exposed. (That said, I didn't look up the definition of "sequester" ;-)

    10. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by phageman · · Score: 1

      I assume that growing coral is a much slower process. Reefs take thousands of years to form. You also have to consider that such genetic engineering could decades to complete, if it could even be done.

    11. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by ardle · · Score: 1

      Hey, how about a genetically-engineered shellfish that's edible?
      Hope everyone likes shrimp ;-)

    12. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I think you misunderstand the problem. Carbon is not sequestered in coral. It is sequestered as coral. It can only be protected from dissolution by encapsulating the coral in a non-permeable membrane, which is not feasible, even if it might be possible.

      Think of the "sequestered" coral as a buffer. When the ocean gets too acidic, carbonate is "pulled out of" coral and shells in order to maintain equilibrium.

      The equilibrium is between dissolved CO3--, HCO3-, H2CO3, and CO2. As CO2 goes up, the other portions of the equilibrium will increase in order to maintain equilibrium, so we'll end up "needing" to dissolve some CO3-- from shells/coral.

      Dumping lime into the ocean will shift the equilibrium, since some of the carbonic acid will be stripped of H+ by the OH- in lime.

      Ca++ + OH- +H2CO3 --> Ca++ + H2O + HCO3-
      Ca++ + OH- + HCO3- --> Ca++ + H2O + CO3--

      In order for the system to "replace" the H2CO3, more carbon will need to be pulled into solution from atmospheric CO2.

      I'm getting a little sidetracked, here, but the answer is that sequestering the carbon as calcified carbonate doesn't help since it is still available to the system. In the purest sense of the word, it's not really sequestration of the carbon at all.

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    13. Re:Natural carbon sequestration via coral? by ardle · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying - and thank you for the equations, which I will try to understand later.
      My point was that as long as the carbon is in the coral, it isn't in the water.
      I was talking surface area, not chemistry. And taking advantage of the opportunity to make a juicy pun about "getting around" the problem. Not only does the coral encapsulate some carbon (get it?), but it evades the problem, rather than solving it. As you pointed out, it isn't a permanent solution (another juicy pun?) - unless we were to take the coral out of the water before it dissolved back in (I later thought of the possiblity of using edible shellfish and working on two problems at once ;-)

  26. There's a song about this... by illeism · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die...

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    1. Re:There's a song about this... by otacon · · Score: 1

      Thank you for reminding me of my traumatizing childhood.

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    2. Re:There's a song about this... by JoeRandomHacker · · Score: 1

      At least you weren't forced to swallow a horse.

    3. Re:There's a song about this... by otacon · · Score: 1

      True, but I went to catholic school so I was forced to swallow a bunch of other BS. (Save your Priest/Altar Boy jokes please)

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    4. Re:There's a song about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister died from sleeping sickness she caught from a tsetse fly, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:There's a song about this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother swallowed a horse you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:There's a song about this... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      My mother swallowed a horse you insensitive clod!

      Surfing internet porn again? I see.

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    7. Re:There's a song about this... by illeism · · Score: 1

      Cool - I've been modded to redundancy by mods not checking the time a post was made (I was the 19th or 20th post) ... way to abuse those powers mod's --- I salute you and your 1337 modding skills - there is a good reason they say concentrate on modding up instead of down

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  27. Whoa there... by Kenrod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's more sensible and cost effective for mankind to use technology to adapt to climate change rather than to try to change the climate. After all, some climate change isn't caused by man and can't be stopped. Witness the last little ice age, and the last ice age before that that glaciated much of the northern hemisphere.

    Eventually some idiotic scheme like dumping X in the oceans is going to cause a truly great disaster. We need to stop screwing around with the Earth. Climate science is still in its infancy.

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    1. Re:Whoa there... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, plus we have nearby Mars and Venus to experiment on. Why not refine the climate science there. Once they are all terraformed, we won't have to rely on the Earth climate, plus we will be able to fix it.

    2. Re:Whoa there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Witness how global famine is not cost-effective.

    3. Re:Whoa there... by ProUSASlashdotter · · Score: 0

      Holy $*^*$! Yours is the only sensible answer that I have ever seen regarding this goofy debate. I have hoped for somebody to say this exactly on several other enviromarxist-infested sites like this. Adapt and over come...don't try to (literally) change the world. You are 100% correct. Good job!!

    4. Re:Whoa there... by gregbot9000 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one here who has chocked down enough pulp Sci-fi to think the best solution to Global Warming is domed cities and complete control of the weather?

    5. Re:Whoa there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Witness the last little ice age, and the last ice age before that that glaciated much of the northern hemisphere.

      You mean that by starting the industrial revolution some thousands of years earlier that we could have avopided all that cold shit? Nice timing, jack.

  28. Sponsored?! by swanky · · Score: 1

    Are these scientists' research being funded by Sprite?!

  29. Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by radiashun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But what happens when one nation decides this is a great idea while another fervently disagrees? Water doesn't obey boundaries.

    1. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Oh nothing I reckon. After all we didn't see much of an outrage when many nations were dumping toxic and radioactive waste in international waters. "It sinks to the bottom; what could possible go wrong." Who knew that such waste actually move with the current and affect the species in it. Like with tuna and mercury http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/23/dining/23sushi.html?_r=1&oref=slogin"

    2. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by JakeD409 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not sure exactly what will happen, but it will probably involve the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea.

    3. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by mcvos · · Score: 1

      But what happens when one nation decides this is a great idea while another fervently disagrees? Water doesn't obey boundaries.

      That's the same problem we have with global warming in the first place: some nations consider it a problem, others don't.

      The best solution is forming international agreements about this sort of thing. Let's hope the politicians listen to the scientists first.

    4. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what happens when one nation decides this is a great idea while another fervently disagrees? Water doesn't obey boundaries.

      Whichever nation is more insane will have its way.

    5. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by JakeD409 · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand why I'm getting modded Funny... I thought this was useful and relevant information.

    6. Re:Nevermind the obvious unknowns here by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      no kidding. imagine if the engineering geniuses behind the soviet union had announced a grand plan to end world hunger by opening up the vast plains of siberia to farming by burning enough fossil fuels to add enough carbon dioxide to the atmosphere to raise the earth's temperature? you think the rightwingers would dither about how it couldn't possibly work, and humans couldn't possibly change the climate, and how the sun determines the climate, and how anyway, it would probably benefit mankind? they'd scream for a nuclear strike, right now. which goes to prove the old adage: the rightwing supports the right of private entities to do things to America and Americans which, if done by another country, they would consider an act of war.

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  30. giant ph blocks by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    So you're saying we need to get a zillion of those little lime ph-adjusting blocks people use in their fishtanks?

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  31. sarcasm by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yeah that will have a SLIGHT effect on ocean ecosystems /sarcasm

    pH (cough) pH

    in related news, looks like those guys who were going to seed dead zones with iron and create algal blooms to suck up co2 gave up the ghost:

    http://news.mongabay.com/2008/0219-planktos.html

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    1. Re:sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      yeah you read the article that specifically addresses the pH issue /sarcasm

      (cough) youdontknowwhatthefuckyouretalkingabout (cough)

    2. Re:sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that? Not going to man up and admit that your steadfast refusal to inform yourself has proven you to be the worthless idiot that you are?

      Of course you won't, even though you and every single person you interact with knows it.

  32. This scares the hell out of me by dreamchaser · · Score: 0, Troll

    Despite the political rhetoric we have no proof as to how much human activity is contributing to any warming trends, and even less of an idea on the possible side effects of any direct intervention. Other scientists have actually proposed putting more particulate pollution into the air to create a mild 'nuclear winter' style cooling in order to offset any rising temperatures.

    I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now, but I will point out in closing that hair brained schemes such as this one remind me of a five year old child trying to rebuild a Formula 1 engine with a pair of chopsticks. We are so very ignorant of how and why we have or can effect the climate. The sheer hubris of some people today who assume we have such great control over climate just amazes, and scares, me.

    1. Re:This scares the hell out of me by TMB · · Score: 5, Informative

      > I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now

      Wise move, since it's an incorrect statement.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/Fig.A2.lrg.gif

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    2. Re:This scares the hell out of me by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I thought I read something a few weeks back about NASA revising those numbers, but it was in a printed publication. I'll try to find an online reference.

    3. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car and Driver noted years ago that 3 volcanoes in the last 150 years have vomitted more CO2 than the entirety of human history combined.

      And don't forget the termites, and the hydrogen eating bacterium!

      Scott _Lorien_the_First_One

    4. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Daryen · · Score: 5, Informative

      Despite the political rhetoric we have no proof as to how much human activity is contributing to any warming trends, and even less of an idea on the possible side effects of any direct intervention. Other scientists have actually proposed putting more particulate pollution into the air to create a mild 'nuclear winter' style cooling in order to offset any rising temperatures.

      I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now, but I will point out in closing that hair brained schemes such as this one remind me of a five year old child trying to rebuild a Formula 1 engine with a pair of chopsticks. We are so very ignorant of how and why we have or can effect the climate. The sheer hubris of some people today who assume we have such great control over climate just amazes, and scares, me.

      I agree that the climate is extremely complex, and that while we cannot understand all of the factors involved, we can draw some simple conclusions about some of the effects we are having on the environment.

      You probably already know that humans produce a lot of carbon dioxide. We breathe it out, we burn things, and our agricultural and industrial processes create even more.

      You probably also know that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, and that greenhouse gasses increase warming due to sunlight.

      You may or may not know that the ppm of carbon dioxide has been increasing over the years.

      I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't increasing the temperature of the planet

    5. Re:This scares the hell out of me by InterGuru · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey. This is not global warming, this is ocean acidification. The rise in CO2 in the last two centuries coincides exactly with the burning of fossil fuel. The acidification, which will kill of corals and other shellfish is an easily derived consequence of rising CO2.

      If you want to dispute the effect of CO2 on climate, fine. I disagree with you, but there are valid questions. There are no valid questions on ocean acidification.

    6. Re:This scares the hell out of me by clonan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm...RTFA!

      The lime is being added to REDUCE the acidification of the ocean which will then better absorbe CO2...which will return the ocean to the current acidity and rate of CO2 absorption. The excess CO2 will generally precipitate out, collect on the bottom and form...lime stone.

    7. Re:This scares the hell out of me by blueg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not that I'm claiming Car and Driver has a "stance" on global warming they heavily prefer, but that statement is simply untrue. Volcano CO2 output is dwarfed by human CO2 output.

    8. Re:This scares the hell out of me by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't increasing the temperature of the planet

      Every time you post a logical fallacy, God kills a kitten.

      Please, think of the kittens.

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    9. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Despite the political rhetoric we have no proof as to how much human activity is contributing to any warming trends

      If it contributes or not first of all pretty irrelevant when discussing the effects of global warming (of which there is proof); since the effects of global climate change isn't necessarily a positive thing for us. It is at least responsible to study the effects of climate change, as well as the possible effect of human activity upon the climate and ecosystem.

      Spreading pollution, sending co2 and chemical compounds into the air, water and ground without carefully studying the effects of this and contemplating ways to minimize waste is unreasonable and short-sighted.

      The sheer hubris of some people today who assume we have such great control over climate just amazes, and scares, me.

      When I see pictures of smog covered Chinese cities and read about Microscopic Pollution May Trigger Heart Attacks/Strokes" http://www.northwestern.edu/newscenter/stories/2007/09/mutlu.html It scares me that people don't take the problems and side-effects of the energy inefficiency seriously. This is not a political issue, it is about taking responsibility for our actions. Understanding the effects and causes of the actions we take; and creating a healthy environment (literally) for us to live (and hopefully prosper) in.

    10. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Brandonski · · Score: 1

      I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now

      I'm glad you "left that out". If you'd actually included that, someone might ask for the source. THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK.

    11. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The warming trend likely continues. The current last few years looks similar to other periods: a spike followed by drop and gradual rise. The augmentation of out reasoning through statistics is often ignored by global warming naysayers who will quote the temperatures for a few years to show a decline, or that the trend is broken.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/Fig.A.txt
      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/Fig.A2.txt

      2002 .56 .48
        2003 .55 .54
        2004 .49 .55
        2005 .62 .55
        2006 .54 *
        2007 .57 *
      - - -
      1989 .19 .30
        1990 .38 .27
        1991 .35 .24
        1992 .12 .25
        1993 .14 .25
        1994 .24 .24
        1995 .38 .29
        1996 .30 .38
      - - -

    12. Re:This scares the hell out of me by wembley+fraggle · · Score: 1

      ... but I will point out in closing that hair brained schemes ...

      It's hare brained. Actually, it's harebrained. No space. Put this on the list next to "Wala!" and "for all intensive purposes", please.

    13. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Daryen · · Score: 1

      I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't increasing the temperature of the planet

      Every time you post a logical fallacy, God kills a kitten.

      Please, think of the kittens.

      It is awfully hard to debate your point when you don't actually mention what you feel is a logical fallacy.

      Are you claiming that one of the statements I made was false or that my reasoning was bad? If so, please show me where I am wrong so that I can correct it.

      I'd also like to add that the original comment that I was disagreeing with may use chagrined language, but has some good points. I strongly disagree with the troll moderation, even if you do not agree with what someone is saying, you should still value the points they are trying to make.

    14. Re:This scares the hell out of me by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      It is awfully hard to debate your point when you don't actually mention what you feel is a logical fallacy.

      The line from your post that I rendered in italics would be a good start. But just to make it crystal clear, exactly how do you propose that I prove a negative, that humans aren't increasing the temperature of the planet? When you can instruct me how to do that, I'll prove beyone any reasonable doubt that you aren't a duckbill platypus.

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    15. Re:This scares the hell out of me by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you totally, you're asking him to prove a negative (we aren't affecting our climate), which is significantly more difficult than proving the converse (we are affecting our climate).

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    16. Re:This scares the hell out of me by pavera · · Score: 1, Informative

      good job quoting the doctored numbers... I love you envirobunnies.

      someone outside nasa proved that that graph is invalid because of a computer error, after the error is taken out, the large spike at the end nearly completely disappears.

      I don't have a link, but I know I read about it, and NASA was revising those numbers

    17. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now

      Wise move, since it's an incorrect statement.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/Fig.A2.lrg.gif

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      that graph doesn't mean much to me. give me data from thousands of years ago up until now. im pretty sure we even had an ice age or two without human interference :(

         

    18. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wise move, since it's an incorrect statement.

      Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1533290/Climate-chaos-Don%27t-believe-it.html

    19. Re:This scares the hell out of me by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      If you take a non-biased, fresh look at all the data, there's actually more evidence that says that global warming increases carbon dioxide levels rather than increasing carbon dioxide levels increases global warming. It's still very chicken-egg, but the chickens have never stopped clucking about how they were first, so no one has ever really taken a look at the egg's story.

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    20. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah well just because this process sequesters CO2 it will lead to a global cooling cycle that will kill us all! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

      God I fucking hate kittens.

    21. Re:This scares the hell out of me by CompCons · · Score: 2, Informative

      CO2 does act as a "greenhouse" gas. However there are some small caveats to the whole "greenhouse" gas concept. CO2 only reflects certain frequencies of light. Therefore there becomes a saturation point at which adding more CO2 to the atmosphere reflects no additional light and causes no additional "greenhouse" effects. CO2 also shares it's light bandwidth with water vapor, causing those bandwidths of light to be completely reflected at even lower densities of atmospheric CO2. There is NO infinite feedback loop. If there was the earth NEVER would have become habitable becuase during the time of the dinosaurs atmospheric CO2 levels were many times what they are now, and yet global temperatures were similar to what they are now. Can you please explain to me how that is the case? During the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous periods CO2 levels were between 1000 and 2500ppm. Currently the levels are in the 300s. All of the oil, coal, and natural gas we are currently burning used to exist as atmospheric CO2 before it was sequestered by plant and animal life. So please explain how, with levels of CO2 that were 3-8 times as high as they are now the planet wasn't boiling hot.

    22. Re:This scares the hell out of me by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's the link for you.

      The data that was determined to be faulty & was therefore corrected only concerned the US, which accounts for ~2% of the globe.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/

      The only change having a detectable influence on analyzed temperature was the 7 August 2007 change to correct a discontinuity in 2000 at many stations in the United States. This flaw affected temperatures in 2000 and later years by ~0.15C averaged over the United States and ~0.003C on global average. Contrary to reports in the media, this minor flaw did not alter the years of record temperature, as shown by comparison here of results with the data flaw ('old analysis') and with the correction ('new analysis').

      Denial, juvenile insults & proud willful ignorance do not refute reality.

    23. Re:This scares the hell out of me by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      The numbers you are viewing are the revised numbers.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/

      The only change having a detectable influence on analyzed temperature was the 7 August 2007 change to correct a discontinuity in 2000 at many stations in the United States. This flaw affected temperatures in 2000 and later years by ~0.15C averaged over the United States and ~0.003C on global average. Contrary to reports in the media, this minor flaw did not alter the years of record temperature, as shown by comparison here of results with the data flaw ('old analysis') and with the correction ('new analysis').

    24. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Jorophose · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I love NASA.

      Especially when they pull shit like this.

      FYI, the temperatures in that chart are in comparaison to 1940-1970, the coldest period in recorded times.

    25. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually read your graph and saw those error bars, it's pretty obvious that in the past 8 years, no significant increase has occured.

      Or are we error-bar impaired?

      Now, if that word "several" described numbers like 30, you'd actually be citing some evidence that supports you.

    26. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Technically, GP didn't commit the logical fallacy of Negative Proof. Instead, GP proposed a bet whereby he will win with 100% certainty. Of course there is the implied "X is true because there is no proof that X is false." where X is "we are increasing the temperature of the planet." If the implication was the desired communication, then Parent post's accusation holds.

    27. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll leave out the fact that temperatures globally have been flat for several years now

      Wise move, since it's an incorrect statement.

      http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/Fig.A2.lrg.gif

      [TMB]

      Not wise, really, when the NASA data *appears* to have been massaged to better fit the CO2 warming theory:

      Painting by numbers: NASA's peculiar thermometer (What's the temperature, Kenneth?)

      Don't get me wrong: I'm all in favour of drastic measures to slow down the rate at which the wealthier nations consume and pollute. But concentrating on CO2 seems unconvincing, and could even be dangerous (e.g. if it leads to crazy acts like dumping vast amounts of chemicals into the oceans, or accelerating the development of nuclear power).

    28. Re:This scares the hell out of me by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      If you take a non-biased, fresh look at all the data, there's actually more evidence that says that global warming increases carbon dioxide levels rather than increasing carbon dioxide levels increases global warming.

      This is true and not true at the same time. Ice core and other historical climate proxies show that CO2 levels have lagged temperature trends. Some people have taken this to mean that warming causes high CO2 levels. Not exactly true because rising CO2 levels themselves cause warming (no historical data needed, this part is pure chemistry). So in the past what you've had is an initial "kick" of warming from something (most likely orbital variations), followed by a self-reinforcing process where warming releases more CO2 from oceans, which adds to the warming, which releases more CO2, etc.

      The big thing to wrap our heads around is that warming is possible without that initial "kick." Humans are producing CO2 from fossil fuels, which is raising CO2 levels without the kick. But just like before, the CO2 will lead to more warming (remember: chemistry), and potentially another self-reinforcing cycle.

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    29. Re:This scares the hell out of me by LM741N · · Score: 1

      "I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't increasing the temperature of the planet"

      I propose that you cannot prove that there is no god who will miraculously get us out of this mess!"

    30. Re:This scares the hell out of me by xigxag · · Score: 1

      You're agreeing with your parent. It stated "This is not global warming, this is ocean acidification." The only way to parse that and for it to make sense is that this refers to, not the solution (pun intended), but the problem -- the environmental situation we are seeking to ameliorate.

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    31. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no - that is a correct statement- the temperature has not changed in the last several years. take a closer look at the graph you linked to.

    32. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That chart is strange. We know the 1930's were hot, yet that NASA chart says they were a -0.2 degrees abnomily.

      I have a collection of graphs from NASA from the last 10 years which are hideously misleading. If I didn't know better I would be tempted to call BS on maybe half of NASA's data.

    33. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chart is the Temperature Anomaly compared to an arbitrary, pulled out of their ass average.

      This is not the temperature. If you graph the average temperature its a very flat line - really unexciting stuff, nothing that would get the world panicking.

      But if you graph the annual anomaly vs a "chosen" average it looks scary! Consider that if you had 20 years in a row with a 0.6 degree anomaly it would look frightening on that graph - even though the temperature hadn't changed a bit in those 20 years.

    34. Re:This scares the hell out of me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't increasing the temperature of the planet

      Since you apparently see some significance in people's inability to prove a negative, I propose that you cannot prove that we aren't decreasing the temperature of the planet.

  33. O2 for fish/sealife? by kosh · · Score: 1

    What happens to the sealife when we....

    "boosting seawater's ability to absorb CO2 from air and reducing the tendency to release it back again."

    Will the ocean flora be able to convert all this extra CO2 back to the O2 that many other ocean species need?

    1. Re:O2 for fish/sealife? by DerekSTheRed · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like we would be trading contaminated air for contaminated water.

  34. I Am A Chemist by PatrickThomson · · Score: 5, Informative

    And this appears to work. I'm sure some not-rtfa'ing people above me will have got in with a quick "making lime generates carbon dioxide hur hur" but the process already takes this into account. By increasing the pH of the seawater, they claim that it will absorb two moles of CO2 for every mole released in the manufacture of lime. I'm not an environmental chemist so I can't comment on the adsorption gradient of seawater, but if they think it'll work then it'll work.

    Carbon dioxide dissolves in water:

    CO2 + H2O H(+) + HCO3(-)

    As does Calcium Oxide (lime)

    CaO + H2O Ca(2+) + 2 * OH(-)

    Hydroxide and protons naturally combine to form water - it's another equilibrium but the constant is something like 10**-7 (that 7 is the pH of water)

    H(+) + OH(-) H2O

    i.e. at pH 7, there will be ten million times as much water as either of the other two.

    I'd imagine that various equilibrium constants shift around to prove that there's a net increase in the absorption of carbon dioxide from air. It's pretty elementary science - so elementary, I've forgotten how to do it. by simply ascribing a token amount of competence to the scientific background of the people in TFA, it can be shown that they probably know what the hell they're talking about.

    Also, there's no doomsday scenario where a drop of lime juice makes the ocean boil pure CO2 and kill us all. As far as I can see.

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    1. Re:I Am A Chemist by smokejive · · Score: 0

      Adding tons of lime to waterways is already done in places where strip-mining has ruined the rivers and streams, like in Pennsylvania. It does work, albeit slowly, and as for "whatcouldpossiblygowrong", you would need an ass-load of it to actually make a different in the pH of the oceans, so as long as you do it slowly and in a low concentration (spread out over the surface, for instance), it would probably be okay. However, IANAC (I Am Not A Chemist)

    2. Re:I Am A Chemist by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      The driver is that the calcium carbonate precipitates as a solid and is thus removed from the reaction. This pulls it forward to "sequester" carbon dioxide on the sea bed. The potentially dumb part, and it may be colossally dumb on a grand, historic scale, is the notion of dumping enormous quantities of lime into the seas and producing a blanket of calcium carbonate at the bottom.

      Years from now, whenever you say "sequester" people will think "that is so 2009!"

    3. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And this appears to work. I'm sure some not-rtfa'ing people above me will have got in with a quick "making lime generates carbon dioxide hur hur" but the process already takes this into account. By increasing the pH of the seawater, they claim that it will absorb two moles of CO2 for every mole released in the manufacture of lime. I'm not an environmental chemist so I can't comment on the adsorption gradient of seawater, but if they think it'll work then it'll work.

      Carbon dioxide dissolves in water:

      CO2 + H2O H(+) + HCO3(-)

      As does Calcium Oxide (lime)

      CaO + H2O Ca(2+) + 2 * OH(-)

      Hydroxide and protons naturally combine to form water - it's another equilibrium but the constant is something like 10**-7 (that 7 is the pH of water)

      H(+) + OH(-) H2O

      i.e. at pH 7, there will be ten million times as much water as either of the other two.

      I'd imagine that various equilibrium constants shift around to prove that there's a net increase in the absorption of carbon dioxide from air. It's pretty elementary science - so elementary, I've forgotten how to do it. by simply ascribing a token amount of competence to the scientific background of the people in TFA, it can be shown that they probably know what the hell they're talking about.

      Also, there's no doomsday scenario where a drop of lime juice makes the ocean boil pure CO2 and kill us all. As far as I can see.

      That's the part that concerns me.

    4. Re:I Am A Chemist by magus_melchior · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot seems to have eaten the arrows in your equations, so here's a try using HTML entities:

      CO2 + H2O -> H(+) + HCO3(-)

      CaO + H2O -> Ca(2+) + 2 * OH(-)

      H(+) + OH(-) -> H2O

      Seems Slashdot has something against implementing some form of Unicode (and HTML 4 entity codes), so putting in &rarr; (right arrow) or pasting the equivalent character don't work. You'd think they would pass it onto the browser rather than simply deleting them...

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    5. Re:I Am A Chemist by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
      No one is worried about the chemistry- it's basic stoichometry. It's the biology that we probably ought to consider.

      by dreamchaser (49529) .. I will point out in closing that hair brained schemes such as this one remind me of a five year old child trying to rebuild a Formula 1 engine with a pair of chopsticks

      And we all know he's right. Yay for novel solutions to novel problems, but somebody please think of the cuttlefish before you actually do this on the proposed scale.

    6. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By increasing the pH of the seawater"

      But are you a Marine biologist?

    7. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ok, but I'm still confused. The lime combines with CO2 form calcium carbonate which falls to the ocean floor to become limestone.

      The proposal here is to take limestone, heat it to release CO2 and convert it to lime and put that in the ocean to absorb CO2 and become limestone again.

      Where is the extra CO2 going? It seems to me everything is conserved, except that it takes lots of heat to make lime and the CO2 produced by that would be added to the atmosphere.

    8. Re:I Am A Chemist by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a chemist too, and read the article, but there were no technical details upon which to judge it. However, I'm pretty leery of screwing with the pH of the ocean, since ecosystems need a pretty stable pH range to thrive. The problems I'd see involve ocean current circulation - namely, how fast can you put the CaO in locally such that it disperses worldwide and generates pH advantages without screwing the pH locally such that it creates ecosystem problems?

      I still have this niggling fear that they're just setting up a feedback loop, because they're not looking at the whole picture. They're making CaO by sticking CO2 into the atmosphere, putting CaO into the ocean, which drops the pH and sucks up some CO2. My thinking is that they've probably used the existing amount of CO2 in the air to determine the rate of CO2 absorption (which they can't do), and that the pH decrease in the rainwater will balance the pH increase of the ocean - which works only until it rains and they re-mix. In other words, when this reaction cycle completes, the pH of the ocean is ultimately the same.

      My intuition is that this won't work, since in the end every mole of CaO they create will ultimately recombine and be re-sequestered as CaCO3 in the ocean. The question is where we want the sequestered CaCO3 - on land or in water? It seems to me if the CaCO3 is in an arid environment as it currently is, that's better than in the ocean where it could actually retard further carbon sequestration through reverse-reaction with acid.

      I give them points for trying, and I don't have enough details to prove it won't work, but I think this is an example best illustrated in the Simpsons, where Homer makes his money by selling grease...that he gets from bacon he cooks...that Marge buys at a higher price.

    9. Re:I Am A Chemist by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I would be more interested in the biological impact. It seems to me that we should be able to take big tanks with corral, reef, etc and add various amounts and watch what happens over a year or more time span.

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    10. Re:I Am A Chemist by catmistake · · Score: 1

      When the pH of freshwater lake is increased, it becomes crystal clear... and everything in it dies. I think messing with the pH of the Oceans, which is probably much more acidic than it was prior to the industrial revolution, is an extrordinarily bad idea. Sure, we may stop global warming... but if we kill the Oceans we're just as doomed.

    11. Re:I Am A Chemist by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but the addition of lime will LOWER the pH of the ocean, making it more cloudy and good by your criteria.

    12. Re:I Am A Chemist by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Seems Slashdot has something against implementing some form of Unicode (and HTML 4 entity codes), so putting in (right arrow) or pasting the equivalent character don't work. You'd think they would pass it onto the browser rather than simply deleting them...

      No, I wouldn't. This kind of thing is just par for the course in open source software.

      "User-friendly design? What's that?"

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    13. Re:I Am A Chemist by tftp · · Score: 1

      I vote for testing the proposal in a tank for at least 1,000 years. At least by that time we will know for sure what we had around year 2000 - global warming, global cooling, or just some politicians inventing a problem out of thin air. I suspect the latter.

    14. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember from a few years ago the terror known as acid rain was making a lake far too acidic. Some scientists talked a local bakery into dumping their used egg shells into the water thereby lowering the pH. Is this along the same lines?

    15. Re:I Am A Chemist by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      1. The equilibrium constant for H+ + OH- -> H2O is 10^14, not 10^-7 (that is, the equilibrium is far to the right)
      2. They certainly do not intend on dumping CaO or Ca(OH)2 (producing those emits large amounts of CO2). I think they will use unprocessed limestone (CaCO3), which will cause calcium hydrocarbonate to be formed.

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    16. Re:I Am A Chemist by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      They certainly won't use CaO or Ca(OH)2, because it's stupid. I woud expect you to know that. They will use CaCO3 (unprocessed limestone). Calcium hydrocarbonate (Ca(HCO3)2) will be formed.

      It's the same reaction that causes hard water to be clear until you boil it (calcium hydrocarbonate decomposes into calcium carbonate and CO2).

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    17. Re:I Am A Chemist by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Well even to the non-chemists it does make some sense; in Sweden they (or at least used to) import limestone from Canada so that they could reintroduce life into their lakes and such. Most of them became too acidic thanks to acid rain...

      And yeah, I personally don't see any downside to this. Sure, tampering with nature might not be the smartest move, but it's been proven to work in a lot of cases, and I'm sure our chemist friends can chime in some more if there are any possible dangers. And regardless of if you think "global warming" is real or a scam, corals dying and the acidification of the oceans is still serious business.

      I'm still saddened that the real trouble makers, AKA facist china and other big polluters (and actual polluters, like indian ship graveyards) are sitting on the side not commenting while it seems it's Australia doing the work.

    18. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The equilibrium constant for the disassociation of water to OH- and H+ is 10^(-14), so the formation of water from OH- and H+ has a constant of 10^14 not to 10^-7.

    19. Re:I Am A Chemist by ardle · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much of the salinity of the ocean it would take with it?
      I only have basic Chemistry but I can only imagine that a precipitate would take some soluables to the bottom with it.

    20. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but if they think it'll work then it'll work"

      sigh...

    21. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i.e. at pH 7, there will be ten million times as much water as either of the other two.

      Great, so instead of melting the icebergs with our global warming initiative, we've come up with another way to drown ourselves through chemistry!

    22. Re:I Am A Chemist by catmistake · · Score: 1

      ah, so lowering the acidity isn't changing the delicate balance of its pH??... Well full speed ahead Doktor!

    23. Re:I Am A Chemist by ardle · · Score: 1

      I've been reminded that salinity is related to temperature, thanks to this post. So maybe the oceans can absorb more heat, too? ;-)

    24. Re:I Am A Chemist by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      I am a biochemist, I don't claim to be an expert on this particular reaction but we have an experiment at the school I work at in which the students blow into a straw in lime water. The CO2 from their lungs is supposed to convert to the precipitate and increased the turbidity of the solution. So if they tried this in the oceans it would cloud up the water. This can have effects on the temperature of the oceans as well as mess with the local animals. The other problem is the experiment doesn't really work too well. We also never have to remake the solutions. The precipitate evolves CO2 over time and this process is sped up with agitation. Somehow I would imagine that tidal forces would have no problem evolving the gasses right back into the air. So unless we have a machine constantly forcing CO2 into the area with the lime water I can't imagine it would stay down there for long. (Not to mention, what are you going to be using to power the machine that does so? Hmm, maybe something that generates CO2 as a biproduct?)

    25. Re:I Am A Chemist by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Informative

      They certainly won't use CaO or Ca(OH)2, because it's stupid. I woud expect you to know that. They will use CaCO3 (unprocessed limestone). Calcium hydrocarbonate (Ca(HCO3)2) will be formed.

      According to the article, they're using lime, aka calcium oxide. Dumping CaCO3 into the ocean wouldn't do much of anything.

    26. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As am I. Here are the reactions for each step and the net reaction:

      CaCO3 (lime) + heat -> CO2 + CaO
      CaO + H2O -> Ca+2 + 2OH-
      2CO2 + 2H2O 2H2CO3 2H+ + 2HCO3-
      2H+ + 2OH- -> 2H2O
      -------------
      CaCO3 + heat + H2O + CO2 Ca+2 + 2HCO3-

      Addition of lime would shift the equilibrium to the right, as described by LeChatalier's principle. Something like an alkaline lake would also work well. What could potentially be a problem is changing the ionic strength of the ocean and you'd probably need goofy amounts of lime. Also the production of CaO from lime would need an energy source that doesn't produce CO2 and negate the entire effort.

    27. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I wouldn't. This kind of thing is just par for the course in open source software.

      Actually, it's good site security. Because they used HTML instead of BBCode or similar, they have to filter out almost all HTML. They've gone for the safe method of Deny All, Allow what-you-think-people-will-need. Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to include right arrows. OMG, what were they thinking!?!

    28. Re:I Am A Chemist by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      From your earlier post, it sounds like we might be correcting the increase in acidity we caused in the past.

    29. Re:I Am A Chemist by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      If by "good", you mean "lazy and overbroad", I agree. I can put in arrows just fine ... it's just that they didn't configure the options on HTML right. Notice that HTML mode also won't recognize line breaks. Go fig.

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    30. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but if they think it'll work then it'll work."

      Please hand over your scientist card.

    31. Re:I Am A Chemist by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The salient detail is that aquatic life is sensitive to changes in pH, and if I didn't make it clear, alkaline is just as sanitizing as acidity. While sea life may tolerate the slow rise in acidity since the 1900's, the same change in pH, up or down, over a short period would probably be devistating.

    32. Re:I Am A Chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what happens to the fish? I was hoping you'll include that to your answer but you totally ignored more pressing issues.

  35. Reminds me of a song... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put da lime in dee coconut

  36. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by Hyppy · · Score: 1

    Do I sense a terrorist threat?
    Shadow_139, why are you making terrorist threats towards innocent civilians?

  37. Why not just use lye? by wattrlz · · Score: 1

    You make lye by electrolyzing seawater. Sure it would release tons of chlorine, but we could always use that. There really isn't much of a use for CO2 except to carbonate beverages and pump into oil wells to try and force more oil out.

    1. Re:Why not just use lye? by hardburn · · Score: 1

      You're free to release tons of chlorine if you want, but I wouldn't breathe too deeply. Meanwhile, I'll go find a new planet.

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    2. Re:Why not just use lye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There really isn't much of a use for CO2 except to carbonate beverages and pump into oil wells to try and force more oil out.

      Your ignorance is appalling.

    3. Re:Why not just use lye? by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      There really isn't much of a use for CO2 except to carbonate beverages and pump into oil wells to try and force more oil out.

      Your ignorance is appalling.

      You can fix that, though. What are some major uses for CO2 I missed?

  38. Yeeee-Ha! by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    With the global warming problem solved, I'm going to buy a 300 hp F-150 pickup to drive to work every day. You know, the one with grill work up to your neck.

    Chalk up another global disaster averted.

    1. Re:Yeeee-Ha! by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      Though there's still the current rising cost of fuel to consider before you do that....

    2. Re:Yeeee-Ha! by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      I work for an oil company. My big fat bonuses should handle the cost of fuel.

      Besides, Ford is practically giving away their pickup trucks. Apparently they're not moving off the lot as well as they did.

    3. Re:Yeeee-Ha! by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      People should not be allowed to moderate unless they can demonstrate a sense of humour.

    4. Re:Yeeee-Ha! by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

      Why? The F-250's are way sweeter!

  39. Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Zymergy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "First, you heat limestone to a very high temperature, until it breaks down into lime and carbon dioxide."
    "Then you put the lime into the sea, where it reacts with carbon dioxide dissolved in the seawater."
    "This has the effect of reducing the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. It also helps to prevent ocean acidification, another problem caused by the increase in the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
    If done on a large enough scale it would be possible to reduce carbon dioxide levels back to what they were before the Industrial Revolution.
    The first step of the process - breaking down limestone into lime and carbon dioxide - seems counterintuitive as it uses a lot of energy and actually produces carbon dioxide. But this carbon dioxide can either be safely stored away or used to help grow crops in very dry areas." http://www.cquestrate.com/the-idea

    Nope... Me thinks NOT. Remembrances of my chemistry classes tell me this is not practical...
    Anyone ever look into HOW MUCH energy is required to strip the CO2 (and water hydrates) from raw Limetone to produce Lime? ALOT!

    FYI: "Quicklime, or burnt lime, is calcium oxide (CaO) produced by decarbonisation of limestone (CaCO3). Slaked lime are produced by reacting, or "slaking", quicklime with water and consist mainly of calcium hydroxide (Ca(OH)2). Slaked lime includes hydrated lime (dry calcium hydroxide powder), milk of lime and lime putty (dispersions of calcium hydroxide particles in water). The term lime includes quicklime and slaked lime and is synonymous with the term lime products. Lime is, however, sometimes used incorrectly to describe limestone products which is a frequent cause of confusion."
    "The lime industry is a highly energy-intensive industry with energy accounting for up to 50% of total production costs. Kilns are fired with solid, liquid or gaseous fuels. The use of natural gas has grown substantially over the last few years."
    "The main releases from lime production are atmospheric releases from the kiln. These result from the particular chemical composition of the raw materials and fuels used. However, significant releases of particulates can occur from any part of the process, notably the hydrator. Potentially significant emissions from lime plants include carbon oxides (CO, CO2), nitrogen oxides (NOx), sulphur dioxide (SO2) and dust." http://aida.ineris.fr/bref/bref_ciment/site/pages/anglais/bref_chaux_2_1.htm

    Unless this is done with Nuclear Power (or solar/hydroelectric/wind/tidalelectric), this is a net CO2 loser. Anything else will pretty much fail if the Goal is to cause CO2 reduction.
    Try to imaging the transportation of VAST Quantities of Lime around the oceans without the burning of fossil fuels... nope..
    This smells of a big grab for venture capital/government grant money, nothing more...

    Besides, the tree-huggers will cry foul about how we are wasting billions on turning the Oceans into cement... save the 'Spotted-Owl Crabs' and such...
    I have some ocean-front property in Arizona for sale too, let me od get the deed, I keep it in the back seat of my Fiero... Also, I'll go fill out that personal check on the dash of myu car to cover our extensive bar tab... Be right back...

    1. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Madball · · Score: 1

      Unless this is done with Nuclear Power (or solar/hydroelectric/wind/tidalelectric), this is a net CO2 loser. Anything else will pretty much fail if the Goal is to cause CO2 reduction. Try to imaging the transportation of VAST Quantities of Lime around the oceans without the burning of fossil fuels... nope..

      If you re-RTFA. you'll see the proposal is to capture and use the energy in places it is currently "stranded"--e.g. the middle of the desert in Australia has lots-o-guaranteed-sun. So, they do try to address this.

      However, your comment on "imaging" [sic] the transportation of the lime (from assumedly very remote locations), is a concern. No idea what the math says on that.

    2. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by rnaiguy · · Score: 1

      The article suggested the use of solar power for this process (though to be fair they also said natural gas) which could be a viable carbon-free option in desert environments rich in limestone.

    3. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you'd have RTFA, you'd see they're proposing doing this in places where they've raftloads of SOLAR energy in a situation that's impractical to utilize it for our needs right now- that, amazingly, have raftloads of limestone to convert to Quicklime.

      They're not proposing doing it akin to the Lime industry...

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    4. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by blueforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Only on /. does this:

      "Remembrances of my chemistry classes tell me this is not practical... "

      magically make one person more qualified than dozens of environmental scientists with PhDs.

      I feel better knowing that the /. crowd is on the job.

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    5. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Madball · · Score: 1

      Natural Gas because one of the sponsors is Shell Oil. They've got lots of excess Natural Gas that is being burnt straight into the atmosphere during oil drilling. Using that burn to actually do something useful is a step forward (if the burn is inevitable).

    6. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw no plan addressing the sequestering of VAST quantities of CO2 produced in the 'manufacture' of the Lime (not to mention what mineral/surface owner is going to allow the refrigeration/compression/storage of VAST quantities of CO2 in their terrestrial strata if they even are porous and isolated enough to 'store' high-pressure CO2), nor the plan for the infrastructure *for the VAST energy needs* TO sequester the liberated CO2 from the Limestone, nor a mention of a PLAN on how to TRANSPORT the VAST quantities of Lime produced, nor a CO2-free Plan on the extraction/quarrying of the limestone source rock and its transport before it becomes lime.

      Running around with your arms waving in the air and yelling "Change!, Change!, Change!!!", does NOT make it a PLAN.

      I want to see the *actual numbers*, the real logistics, and the bottom line cost in "Dollars per Gigaton of CO2 sequestered" in the ocean (less the total amount of CO2 released in the atmosphere in the manufacture, transportation/distribution, and extraction of Lime *AND* the energy production needed to power this proposed CONCEPT.
      And, oh yes, and WHO THE HELL PAYS FOR IT? I Smell the scent of *Heavy Taxation* for the funding...

      It may just well be cheaper to relocate our coastal cities and deal with higher oceanic levels...
      Plus, think of the positives to "Global Warming"... er, uh, um... ya, ...I mean "Climate Change"... (Sorry, I missed the 'new directive from HQ' to change out the buzz terms).
      Plus, think of the positives to "Climate Change", It could really free up lots of new real estate in Alaska and Asia, not to mention Greenland and the Antarctic...

      Me thinks this is akin to sausage making... tastes good, looks good all covered with kraut, but you don't want to know how its made...

    7. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      You think if cement manufacturers thought this was economically feasable they wouldn't be doing this?
      The OP is correct.

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    8. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not mentioning that I did study Engineering and Chemistry for my undergraduate should not make my points here any *less valid*.?
      I do have an ugly do too, I bet your dog could probably beat my dog also.

      I remember many PhD-holding professors (including some environmental scientists) who knew very very little about engineering and how real-world logistics work.
      I agree that this Concept and Hypothesis of dumping Lime into the Ocean to increase oceanic CO2 absorption is theoretically possible and chemically sound.
      My background and experience and education all tell me that the brains behind it have not fully accounted for *many* of the other factors I have posted here.

      This will require MUCH more than the proposed solar power plants in energy requirements when the *actual* quantities of CaO to be produced to have any real actual reduction effects on CO2 levels are considered. We are talking Several Gigawatt-Class Nuclear power plants or large hydroelectric generation stations in the least.

      Lime is one of the most energy-consumptive substances Mankind has yet learned to create from raw materials (considering how much we ALL consume yearly). This CO2-Reduction Concept and proposal is dead in the water (pun intended) without some very clean, non-CO2 releasing, method of CaO (Lime) production...

    9. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you re-RTFA. you'll see the proposal is to capture and use the energy in places it is currently "stranded"--e.g. the middle of the desert in Australia has lots-o-guaranteed-sun. So, they do try to address this.

      The obvious (to me, but maybe not to others) question is whether this is the most cost-effective / environmentally-friendly / emission-reducing use of that solar power?

      Or could it be used in other ways to greater benefit?

      I'm very wary of panaceas and the people who propose them.

      And we must not forget that nature has kindly sequestered all that carbon already for us. What we're trying to do is some kind of perpetual motion fraud - take sequestered carbon, use it, and sequester it, all for free.

      Why can't we grow up and leave it in the ground where it belongs?

    10. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by prandal · · Score: 1

      Me thinks this is akin to sausage making... tastes good, looks good all covered with kraut, but you don't want to know how its made...

      Soylent Green!

    11. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, too often those "remembrances" are more insightful than what those PhDs are saying...

    12. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it is. Because apparently no one wants an LNG port to be built within 50 miles of where they live, or on any body of water where rich people might have boats for a day or two, two months out of the year. Even if it means lower home heating, transportation, etc. bills.

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    13. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      RFTA. For every unit of CO2 generated by the lime production process, 2 units are sequestered when it is used.

      So the claim is that it will be net negative.

      Dumb idea, if you ask me, but at least you should bother to read it before making assumptions.

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    14. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by fyoder · · Score: 1

      "Remembrances of my chemistry classes tell me this is not practical... "

      magically make one person more qualified than dozens of environmental scientists with PhDs.

      Unfortunately, we so seldom hear from environmental scientists with PhDs. For the most part, info comes second hand through a media which doesn't always do the greatest job of reporting faithfully. I say bless the slashdotters who paid attention in chemistry class. Wish I had.

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    15. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      I did Read the article. I also read all of the links on the cquestrate.com web site.
      My Chemistry degree tells me that although the chemistry as stated is possible, even likely, there are so many factors left egregiously unmentioned from both the article and the cquestrate.com web site. Both fail to concretely account for *many essential requirements* and all of the needed logistics necessary to mine Limestone, cook it in kilns, create Lime (CaO), transport the Lime, and deliver Billions of pounds of that same Lime throughout our oceans...
      My point is that these *unaccounted logistical and process details* will create, in fact, MORE CO2!
      This in all likelihood will negate the net sequestering of existing CO2 from the atmosphere into the oceans.

      People need to remember their chemistry and realize that the Reduction/Dehydration of Calcium Carbonate (CaCO3 AKA 'Limestone') into Lime (CaO) + CO2 requires HUGE amounts of energy. This energy must come form somewhere and solar is nowhere close to these needed power levels. Lime manufacture is a very endothermic reaction (it absorbs heat energy) and releases vast amounts of CO2... This heat CANNOT come from any source that also creates CO2, or if it does, there is the additional cost of sequestering all that CO2 created in addition to the CO2 released in the reaction... The authors do not account for fact and they completely neglect the logistics of moving billions of pounds of mass around as well. I suppose they will have to invest a fleet of Nuclear ships and Electric excavators and to invent massive electric Dump Trucks to move the stuff around.

      I would love for a Process Engineer and/or Chemical Engineer to weigh in on the actual energy energy requirements for processing a single Ton (2000lbs.) of Limestone into Lime.
      Also, would someone send the link for the solar powered 2,700 degree 'calcination' Lime production Kiln facility that is scalable for the amounts of Lime needed?
      All of the kilns I have visited use Hydrocarbons as fuel and some use old tires as a supplemental fuel source. Read away: http://www.sierraclub.org/planet/200307/burningrubber.asp
      (Also review the Dirty Jobs Episode 13, Season 2 where Mike Rowe shows how 'recycled' tires are used to help fuel the 2,700 Degree kiln needed to make Lime from Limestone. http://www.tv.com/dirty-jobs/shrimper/episode/573544/recap.html )

    16. Re:Depends on HOW the Lime is made... AND... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      And I feel better now that you have pointed that out.

      They are bound to change their ways now.

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  40. Re:Anonymouns Coward by The+Bender · · Score: 2, Informative

    The researchers are, surprise surprise, well aware of that, and in TFA they point out that it removes twice as much CO2 as it creates.

    Slashdot poster arrogance and failure to RTFA is not on the rise - it's always been this high.

  41. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by 4D6963 · · Score: 0

    Why not just use duct tape on the US and see if that fixes anything.....

    There, fixed it for you. There ain't no problem that duct tape can't fix!

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  42. I knew it! by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 1

    Frozen Lime Margaritas ARE the answer to all of life's little problems!

  43. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now, I'm not saying this is a great idea, but I'm getting pretty sick and tired of people bashing scientific findings simply because of who sponsored them. Why is Al Gore's sponsored research any more compelling than Shell's?

    Instead of a knee-jerk attack on the messenger, why don't you discuss what's wrong with the research, like every one else ("lime" jokes aside) is doing?

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  44. Re:Anonymouns Coward by wile_e_wonka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Science ignorance on the rise

    I love it when people think they know everything and don't even see if these scientists even considered the issue.
    So, correction:

    Reader ignorance on the rise.

  45. Great idea by Xest · · Score: 1

    Because it's not as if global warming, ozone layer depletion and such haven't taught us that creating unnatural chemical imbalances in natural systems causes problems or anything is it.

  46. A good argument for carbon trading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emissions_trading

    Carbon trading is a system where you have to pay to emit CO2. You buy carbon credits from someone who doesn't create CO2 or has a process that absorbs it.

    Such a system provides a way for this lime-in-the-ocean 'thing' to pay for itself.

    1. Re:A good argument for carbon trading by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      I never did understand the idea of carbon trading.

      >> You buy carbon credits from someone who doesn't create CO2 or has a process that absorbs it.

      I DIDN'T produce 1000 tons of Steel today, can I get a carbon credit for that? Suppose I did produce Steel, what's the benchmark for my 'savings'?

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  47. CO2 by Exanon · · Score: 1

    I risk getting modded troll here, but what if we are wrong about the Co2? I know this has been discussed here at slashdot before but I am one of those who subscribe to the cosmic rays/sunspots theory. What might go wrong when we start f*cking around with the environment on a truly global scale?

    We are not talking about moving a bunch of carnivores to another land to deal with a large population of herbivores, we are talking about actual ATTEMPTS to change the climate. Even if the CO2-theory is correct: Haven't we messed around enough?

    1. Re:CO2 by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm starting to think that most of this planets problems would be solved if we just dropped a 8 mile wide asteroid in the south pacific. North Atlantic would work too.

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    2. Re:CO2 by prandal · · Score: 1

      http://www.ipcc.ch/

      Read Scientific Assessment Report 4, and follow the trail of references within that document.

      When you've read and digested, come back and explain (with references to peer-reviewed scientific research) why Tyndall's radiative forcing experiments of 1859 and all the climate science that has followed has been proven invalid.

      You must read different scientific papers from me.

  48. Re:Anonymouns Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article ignores the *energy* used. The chemically-released CO2 of making the lime is indeed less than the CO2 sequestered by the process later, but the article seems to ignore the energy costs (typically, burning) of making the lime, transporting the lime, etc.

  49. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

    Why not just use duct tape on the US and see if that fixes anything.....

    There, fixed it for you. There ain't no problem that duct tape can't fix!

    You know, I think you're on to something. The reason why we haven't solved global warming yet is because nobody has tried duct tape!! Quick, get me a patent lawyer!

  50. Chemical Description by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In case anyone was wondering:

    Lime = CaO

    CaO + H_2O Ca(OH)_2 + 63.7kJ/mol of CaO

    Ca(OH)_2 (aq) + CO_2 (g) -> CaCO_3 (s) + H_2O (l)

    CaCO3(s) + CO2(g) + H2O(l) -> Ca(HCO3)2(aq)

    Some of these compounds are strong bases that may be dangerous for both human consumption and wildlife contact. If this were done in segregated water areas, however, it may be possible to utilize the properties of the first reaction to produce energy via a heat engine.

    1. Re:Chemical Description by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 2, Informative

      That first equation has a reversible arrow (< - >) in it after H_2O; slashdot thought "-" was an html tag... :-/

    2. Re:Chemical Description by alta · · Score: 1

      You read my mind!

      Just last night, I was in the bed, trying to fall asleep. I just couldn't stop wondering, just how much Ca(HCO3)2(aq) is in a Ca(OH)_2 (aq) + CO_2 (g) -> CaCO_3 (s) + H_2O (l) of CaO + H_2O Ca(OH)_2 + 63.7kJ/mol of CaO.

      Now I can stop wondering! Thanks!

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    3. Re:Chemical Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no..

      CaO = MOO
      CaO + H_2O = MILK
      CaO + H_2O + Lime = SOUR MILK

      Now that's dangerous for human consumption. Of course if you're lactose intolerant, MILK isn't an option to begin with.

    4. Re:Chemical Description by ari_j · · Score: 1

      By "segregated water areas," do you mean the Dead Sea?

    5. Re:Chemical Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But CaCO3 is used in the production of CaO (Calcium Oxide or lime) by heating, so using energy probably from burning oil and producing more CO2.
      Why not simply dump the CaCO3 from your last reaction into sea instead CaO?

    6. Re:Chemical Description by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      They will just use unprocessed limestone and utilize only the last equation. Problem solved.

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    7. Re:Chemical Description by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

      Mostly because its a dissociation equation - it doesnt actually represent a compound, the final result is simply an accumulation of ions in an aqueous solution. CaCO3 doesn't react with water alone, that's why it is a precipitate in the second equation.

      I guess I should give a more exact explanation of the third equation. Essentially, that is a redissolution forced by vast quantities (overabundance) of carbon dioxide in the environment. Now, I included this equation for background, but I don't foresee it happening spontaneously without people forcing CO2 into the solution. However, I should be clear that CaCO3 (limestone) is normally insoluble in water (see general solubility rules) and will instead produce a cloudy, milky white solution (easy experiment if you want to do it yourself).

    8. Re:Chemical Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no "may be dangerous" about it. In its readily soluble state, lime, pickling lime, calcium hydroxide, whatever it's being called at the time, is in a very fine powder form that when disturbed even slightly atomizes and pollutes the local environment. And when inhaled this powder will destroy lung tissue very quickly. It's classified as a hazardous material, but at least it's cheap!

  51. CHEMISTRY!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowledge of which will NOT be found in the parent post!!

  52. Real Men of Genius by GospelHead821 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We salute you, Mr. CO2 Reducing Ocean Lime Dumper.

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  53. Does this work with any citrus fruit? by WiglyWorm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I would much prefer my ocean with a wedge of lemon.

  54. More to the point by bucky0 · · Score: 1

    Who will pay for this? It's gotta be a pretty ridiculously large-scale effort to put enough lime into the ocean to counteract both the CO2 output of the operation and to have significant effects on atmospheric CO2 concentrations.

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  55. Spongebob calls Home Depot by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Home Depot: Hello, Home Depot, how can I help you?
    Spongebob Squarepants: Do you guys carry Lime-Away?

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  56. I will reach for a lime! by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

    I was saved by the buoyancy of citrus! /Oblig. Mitch Headburg

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  57. Great news everyone! by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Now we can solve Global Warming by dumping billions of tons of limestone into the seas! Brilliant, Holmes, brilliant!

    Of course, you know this project isn't going anywhere until Bechtel, Parsons, Boeing, BAE Systems, Halliburton, Blackwater, and the rest of the gang get some serious action.

    1. Re:Great news everyone! by T3Tech · · Score: 1

      They are already working on plans to retrofit planes for widespread lime distribution. The airlines may even get into this so passengers can feel warm and fuzzy about helping the environment on their international flights.

      Then of course, there's the work on evironmentally friendly rockets that can be launched to disperse lime with pinpoint accuracy to other areas.

      Looks like a superpower "lime race" competition may get started with China and the US being the top players. China will likely come under scrutiny for using lead paint, mercury and other questionable materials in their rockets.

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  58. Chemistry 101? by stankulp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lime (or calcium carbonate, CaCO3) is a base, which is the opposite of an acid.

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    1. Re:Chemistry 101? by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lime (or calcium carbonate, CaCO3) is a base, which is the opposite of an acid.

      So the ocean will be all like 'All Your Base..'

      Ok, I'll stop now.

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    2. Re:Chemistry 101? by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Whew! Because nothing has ever been harmed by a caustic solution! (Though I doubt CaCO3 would be able to get too high of a pH)

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  59. I told them... by wondershit · · Score: 1

    Throw lime in the sea, I said. Nobody bothered listening. Now they pretend they don't know me.

  60. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by robthebloke · · Score: 1

    If it can't be duct, it's f***ed...

  61. 17 Gt per year. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's a lotta limestone.

    Which, unless we're going to use carbon-neutral machines to dig out and transport will be a big loss of petrol...

    1. Re:17 Gt per year. by piemcfly · · Score: 1

      It took me until this comment to realize we're talking about sediments, and not citrus fruits.

      >_>'

  62. Please do not screw the Ocean, better ways by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I have seen a number of schemes that talk about dumping mass amounts of something into the ocean (before I had read about iron oxide to encourage plankton growth). This is yet another great example. Or not so great, in that the prospect of totally unbalancing the ocean in basically a light terraforming effort should scare the bejeebus out of anyone.

    If you must do something, consider please measures which only affect things that are already artificial and man made by nature - like changing cement production to sequester CO2. That approach will do just as much (possibly more) for carbon reduction without the potential for mass species extinction.

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  63. Re:Anonymouns Coward by techiemikey · · Score: 2, Informative

    maybe that's because in the article they were talking about how they were trying to figure out how to make it practical (and thus cutting down on what you were talking about)

  64. Re:Anonymouns Coward by introspekt.i · · Score: 1

    Addressed by the article....towards the bottom. Claims that the over all process is still carbon negative.

  65. nice by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    "Fortunately our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2008 we drop a giant lime into the ocean every now and then."

  66. Re:Riiight. by Armakuni · · Score: 1

    Isn't it better that Shell uses some of its unbelievably vast resources to actually find a solution to the problems they have partly created, than that the taxpayers do?

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  67. Good idea, lets see how much damage we can do. by y86 · · Score: 1

    This makes a lot of sense. We're concerned about some damage we THINK we did do the environment. So we're going to dumps tons of chemicals into our oceans to counter act something we THINK we may have done?

    It seems to me that historically the Earth has had dramatic changes in climate that hasn't been explained with certainty. Species has gone extinct. The landscape has changed, life has changed. I challenge anyone to produce a 50 million year history with temperature variations. I bet it looks pretty fluid over time.

    Global warming? Global cooling? Global changes? Global life?

    Now I think global warming needs to be proven before a half ass untested theory to "fix it", is implemented.

  68. Global Warming is a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming is a joke, there is no proof of it's existence and it's just a theory that has failed the scientific model.

  69. Go for it by nsayer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I hope they try this and that it provably reduces atmospheric CO2 levels. And when that doesn't change our climate by even the tiniest bit, then I will be happy to say, "I told you so."

    Hint: Global Warming is happening on Mars too.

    1. Re:Go for it by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you hadn't stopped reading "scientific" literature in February of 2007, you might know that claim has since been retracted. No, "big science" didn't get to him -- it's just that warming due to Solar forcing (which accounts for Martian heating) is already accounted for in terrestrial models.

    2. Re:Go for it by prandal · · Score: 1

      warming due to Solar forcing (which accounts for Martian heating) is already accounted for in terrestrial models

      And only accounts for a small fraction of the observed warming.

      Also, don't forget we're at a solar minimum at the moment.

  70. In other words, by Steegest · · Score: 1

    Shell promotes quick fix to combat global warming. Still treating the symptoms and not the cause. Best case scenario: the effects of global warming are halted for a little while. Shell sells more oil... Worst case scenario: introduce another sudden environmental change thus componding new unforseen problems onto old ones...Shell sells more oil... At least its win-win for someone.

  71. Chemistry 102.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2, Informative

    Calcium carbonate (CaCO3) is chalk, not lime.

    "Lime" is calcium oxide, CaO. "Slaked lime" is calcium hydroxide, Ca(OH)2

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  72. Re:Riiight. by alta · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wrote a real quick firefox extension to filter out everything that's a lime joke.

    Sorry, your's is the only post left ;)

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  73. tried already - causes Gulf of Mexico Dead Zone? by toby · · Score: 0

    At a first glance, isn't dumping huge quantities of lime (fertiliser) into the sea causing the Gulf of Mexico Dead Zone? AFAIK it is only killing marine life in an area the size of New Jersey - not solving global warming...

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  74. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Why not just use duct tape on the US and see if that fixes anything.....

    There, fixed it for you. There ain't no problem that duct tape can't fix!

    You know, I think you're on to something. The reason why we haven't solved global warming yet is because nobody has tried duct tape!! Quick, get me a patent lawyer!

    Indeed.. I think we should try catching carbon molecules in the air with duct tape! May I suggest vast arrays of duct tape in a desert area in the American south-west?

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  75. "There's a mouse in the house!" by jamrock · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're absolutely correct. There's no end to the number of environmental "solutions" that led to far greater problems down the road. And the sad thing is that they were not unforeseen problems. The people who thought up the solutions figured it was easier to let subsequent generations deal with the mess; they were more interested in a quick fix for political expediency.

    Anyone else of a certain age remember the animated bit from The Electric Company (then-unknown Morgan Freeman was one of the cast members) wherein the wife is freaking out about a mouse in the house? To cut a long story short, as the problems cascade, the husband gets a cat, then a dog, then a tiger, then finally an elephant to scare away the tiger. When the wife complains about the elephant, the husband says "Everyone knows elephants are afraid of mice" reintroducing the original problem and losing an entire wall of the house in the process as the panicked elephant stampedes through it. The punch line is the battered husband lying on the ground saying to himself, "You know...maybe I should have just gotten a trap...". I think that little cartoon is one of the great cautionary tales of environmental engineering.

    1. Re:"There's a mouse in the house!" by maglor_83 · · Score: 1
  76. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is pretty much it. People who keep trying to come up with stupid ass ideas to fix the environment are almost always dumb asses anyway. First of all there is nothing wrong with the environment that needs fixing. We are not yet at the point of no return. What the environment needs from us is for us to start acting in a more reasonable manner.

    Once we start doing that the environment will correct itself. It has gotten along fine without our help for 3.5 billion years. I'm pretty sure if we left it alone and fixed our issues then it will do just fine.

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  77. The Wisdom of the Simpsons by sterno · · Score: 4, Funny

    This sounds a lot like that episode of the Simpsons where Bart unleashes some lizards that spread all over and end up killing off the pigeons which annoyed the town:

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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    1. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by Svartalf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately doing nothing isn't the answer either. Nor is anything that I've seen most of the people suggesting (Suggested alternatives to the polluting vehicles, etc. end up producing their own global warming inducing pollution, either at only a slightly LESS rate than we are now or at the same or higher levels- you just don't have it happening locally...) including the seeding of the oceans with iron filings to produce algal blooms, etc.

      While I'm not 100% on board with this, on the first reading, it's the first relatively "sane" thing that someone's suggested so far about the "global warming problem"- which is not to say I think we need to do it right away or that this is the sole answer.

      And, for the record, we've been doing the old saw about the lady or the Simpson's gag since the earlier days of man. Just being on this earth, we cause a disruption like no other... I don't see us doing any less anytime soon, I'm afraid.

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    2. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people say that man causes a disruption of nature, as if we are something apart. We are part of nature. We are disruptive of some natural processes, but natural processes interrupt others all the time, we are just more interruptive that some others. We are a part of the process, and if we kill ourselves and even a large portion of the ecosystem, its all part of the cycle, we die, we take 1/2 the species on earth with us.... a few million years from now, there is no trace we were here, and other species evolve to fill the voids left by us and the species we kill. Its all part of the process

    3. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      which is not to say I think we need to do it right away or that this is the sole answer.

      You're absolutely right. Lemon goes far better with sole than lime.

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    4. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I'm not 100% on board with this, on the first reading, it's the first relatively "sane" thing that someone's suggested so far about the "global warming problem"- which is not to say I think we need to do it right away or that this is the sole answer.

      What about massive reforestation projects? There's a lot of people starving and doing nothing all over the world. Let's feed them and put them to work planting trees (and other related and necessary elements of a sustainable ecology.)

      We could be growing bamboo, or hemp, or kenaf, or I don't care what on every piece of ground that will sustain it. We could be shifting our oil consumption over to biofuels made from algae grown on seawater, which is available in roughly unlimited quantity (and soon to become even more copious!) There's a ton of great ideas. None of them are sufficient in and of themselves; good thing we can work on some or even all of them in parallel.

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    5. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      No other species has QUITE the interruptive capacity we do. Anything we end up doing does this, ranging from agriculture to machinery.

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    6. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      We need to do ALL of them in parallel. Claiming one magic bullet or even a couple of them aren't going to work. Your suggestions are better than many, but unfortunately, have you accounted for the disruptions you'll be potentially causing much like the Cane Toads, etc. we've done in the past?

      If you've not given it thought, then the suggestions have only some merit in the big picture sense. Suggestions of "doing things differently" more often than not seize on some specific like cars, when in reality the proposals end up being as bad or worse because they do not account for the pollution of the energy production to produce the vehicles or the energy costs of mass transit (In many cases, mass-transit isn't ANY cleaner than what we're doing right now- anyone telling you otherwise is selling something...).

      I'm not proposing we do nothing. I'm proposing we do everything we can, including evaluating the things you suggest and the subject of this conversation, which is the sequestration via quicklime production where it's got an actual negative carbon footprint. But...we have to apply honest thought to it no matter what we all do- and so few honestly DO that sort of thing when they propose "answers".

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    7. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Your suggestions are better than many, but unfortunately, have you accounted for the disruptions you'll be potentially causing much like the Cane Toads, etc. we've done in the past?

      I feel you have to ask yourself whether the cure is going to be better or worse than the disease. Let's take the "plant bamboo" suggestion as an example. The prime complaint is that it is an invasive species, which is entirely valid. However, it's a hell of a lot better than turning the country into one big dust bowl. I'd rather live in a big bamboo grove (which is a source of food, shelter, and clothing) than on a bare spur of rock, which is what's going to be left if we keep deforesting the world and letting the soil wash away into the oceans, polluting it and killing life along the world's shorelines.

      Saltwater algae in the desert has the potential to substantially change weather patterns around the area used. But most deserts are actually spreading and we could be using excess water for reclamation. Not all climatological changes are bad ones. They do all have consequences, but we have to be willing to think big. We have to consider the global consequences of our actions, because our actions have global consequences. Humans once didn't have to consider the ramifications of throwing trash over their shoulder because everything we owned was biodegradable.

      (In many cases, mass-transit isn't ANY cleaner than what we're doing right now- anyone telling you otherwise is selling something...)

      The only time this is true is in the last mile, out in bumfuck nowhere. To reflect your words back at you, anyone who says different is selling something. The total energy cost of a public-only transportation system would definitely be lower, provided that we used the options which made sense. It's not automatically better because it's public.

      On the other hand, parallel hybrid vehicles used in anything other than complete stop-and-go traffic are all boondoggles. Even if you solve the problem of excessive energy input into the battery production process, you're still not going to get anything like the efficiency you can gain with a full-EV, a plug-in series hybrid, or even just a super lightweight vehicle with a high-efficiency engine like a small turbodiesel, rotary, or even turbine engine. Again, this becomes less true when you can make maximum use of regenerative braking... So sure, there's lots of things you could do that you might think would make a positive difference which actually cause harm or at least have no real positive impact. But there's a ton of things we know about right now that definitely will make a positive difference, with little to no drawbacks.

      For example, if the federal government hadn't prevented California from instituting tougher new emissions standards for new cars sold, we could be reducing emissions right now. The cars which depend on hybrid technology to do this are more expensive, so they will not necessarily be overrepresented. And because it does not focus on replacing existing vehicles with new purchases, but simply guiding new purchases which would occur anyway in a more environmentally sensitive direction, it does not itself lead to wasteful new production.

      But...we have to apply honest thought to it no matter what we all do- and so few honestly DO that sort of thing when they propose "answers".

      Of the people who are qualified to propose answers, the majority do think about these things. Can you name one mainstream proposal for combating global warming which is not a good idea on its own merits, even if it doesn't combat global warming? Same for CO2.

      Put simply, we need to do something, and we need to do it yesterday. Since that is impossible, today will do. There are things we know will work positively; we should start doing them right now. Some of them are things we need to do anyway; again, reforestation is at the top of this list.

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    8. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by wolf12886 · · Score: 1

      What about massive reforestation projects? There's a lot of people starving and doing nothing all over the world. Let's feed them and put them to work planting trees (and other related and necessary elements of a sustainable ecology.)

      Yes, except that standing forests don't absorb any co2 once their fully grown.

      Tree's and vegetation absorb co2 when they grow, but release it again when they die and decompose. Thus, standing forests are carbon neutral.

      What we could do is institute expansive sustainable logging programs, so as to store the co2 away in the form of wood. This would have the added benefit of providing building material, which could be sold to make the whole system profitable.

      IMHO, the simplest solution would be to tax pollution producers. If we could find a way to fairly charge for pollution what it costs to clean, things would improve dramatically. We wouldn't even have to get developing nations like china on board, as, if they refused, we could simple add terifs for it to their products.

    9. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of people starving and doing nothing all over the world. Let's feed them and put them to work planting trees [...]

      To quote George Carlin:

      "Pay them welfare people to fill in the Bering Strait and charge them indians a buck-a-head to go home. It's a good sound business solution."

    10. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately doing nothing isn't the answer either.

      Works for me. If we're truly fucked, there's nothing we can do. So, enjoy your life.

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    11. Re:The Wisdom of the Simpsons by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of people starving and doing nothing all over the world.

      [sarcasm]

      I have A Modest Proposal - euthanize them all, and sink their bodies to the bottom of the sea so they can be subducted and turned to oil. Each person is a whopping 18% carbon by mass. That's a lot of carbon sequestration!

      [/sarcasm]

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  78. Kalkwasser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All jokes aside this really isn't a horrible idea. The chemistry is right... look at the Patrick Thomson post. And the power problem Zymergy spoke of is the reason the article talks about using solar energy in areas where you can't really ship the electricity anywhere.

    Let me present this little factoid as a proof of concept...

    Marine aquarists have been adding Kalkwasser (lime water) into aquariums for over 15 years now. For sure you don't just dump lime into the water... but it's clearly beneficial almost necessary if you're keeping corals in your tank. And no.. you can't really over add lime water into your tank and kill all your fish... when you add too much it just precipitates and the water ends up a little cloudy until enough CO2 gets in the tank to clear it up.

    Of course I fully expect Shell to dump 10000000 tons of lime into a square mile of water and declare that they can use the carbon offsets to keep pumping out CO2 from their refineries all around the world.

  79. Global Liming and the Sun's Corona by HouseOfMisterE · · Score: 1

    Depending on how the lime interacts with the Sun's Corona, it may create a tasty drink.

  80. Re:And finally... Sorry... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Charlie. Tuna just tastes better with a squeeze of lemon...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_the_Tuna

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  81. Correction posted by sjonke · · Score: 1

    The scientists have since discovered that their initial findings were incorrect - adding lime to the sea does not reduce CO2. However, they do reiterate that it adds a bit of zing to a grilled tuna.

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    1. Re:Correction posted by prandal · · Score: 1

      Buy those tuna now, closing down sale, get some while stocks last!

      http://www.celsias.com/article/no-reprieve-eastern-pacific-tuna/

  82. Shipping & Handling? by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    How much CO2 is going to be introduced by the quarrying of limestone, shipment of limestone, shipment of lime, etc?

    I know that TFA says they'll more than offset the carbon created in the transformation of limestone into lime and CO2, but how much carbon is going to be released by all the trucks, ships, etc involved in the process of shipping a few billion tons of rock from one place to another?

    1. Re:Shipping & Handling? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      The easiest way to get lime (or any perticulate solid) dispersed evenly into a large body of water is to add it as a solution in which the particles are already dissolved. Perhaps we could pipe water to the desert, make lime water, and pump it back out. Better yet, perhaps we could dig canals into limestone deserts and turn them into shallow, lime-rich seas that intermingle waters with the open coeans.

  83. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I read that Texas was the only state (smart enough) to negotiate the right to secede if it wants to in the future.

    Interesting....

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  84. Nothing new here... by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1, Informative

    Ask anyone with a marine aquarium and they'll likely be able to tell you this exact same thing. We've been doing this for year to maintain alkalinity, calcium levels, and pH in our aquariums. I'm amazed it took these "brilliant scientists" this long to figure out this chemical reaction... And I happen to agree with above posts when I say... What good can come of messing with the environment? This can't be good. Oh, and if anyone thinks this lime tastes good with tequila, I dare them to try it. Please post video for us! I'm sure it'd be a great start to the week. (For us, anyway...)

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  85. Add lime? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You might not be in Margaritaville - but you might still get plastered.

    WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong?

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    1. Re:Add lime? by eck011219 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not a biologist. I am a graphic designer and a programmer and a dad. So I have NO credentials in this field. However, based on owning a couple of fishtanks and terrariums and so on, I would humbly make the following observations ...

      Amid this and all the other jokes (which are mostly pretty funny), I must say that we keep trying to go down the wrong road. If we think we're causing an increase in global warming, we need to TAKE AWAY what we're doing instead of ADD MORE stuff. Things worked before, more or less, and it seems to that adding new crap to the equation just adds random results.

      I don't know what I believe about it -- I find the argument that this is all part of a natural cycle completely plausible, but (living in a huge metropolitan area) I can clearly see that we're having some kind of effect on our environment. Whatever turns out to be the case (and I have my doubts that we'll ever know), I think it's statistically probable that adding more crap to the environment will, at best, do nothing. And more likely will slingshot certain measurements toward the extreme ends.

      In other words, I think the problem is that we try to fuck with something bigger than us and, in doing so, delay the natural adjustment that will occur if we let it. Which is not to say that we can just roll on as the smog-barfing bastards we've been, but that continuing to barf smog while trying to offset it with silliness like dumping lime into the oceans seems counterproductive to me. And will most certainly produce other shit that we'll need to adjust later. Which will produce more unwanted crap. And it told two friends, and they told two friends ...

      When all else fails, I think we should back off of the aggressive treatment of our environment and see what happens. I'm not an environmentalist, per se, but it just seems to me that if we're all worried about our environment we should remove as many outside influences and see if things level off.

      Just my $.02, of course.

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    2. Re:Add lime? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And if we do manage to induce a slingshot effect whilst trying to "fix" something that we don't fully understand and that the environment can probably handle by itself (after all, it has handled massive climate change in the past), we could plunge ourselves into a deadly ice age beyond any the planet has ever seen. Maybe not in our lifetimes, but in a generation or two. Then what -- do we start burning everything that will oxidize in an attempt to build up the greenhouse effect?

      You are absolutely right, it's better to stop ADDING crap, and keep hands off and hope for the best, rather than to potentially fuck it up beyond recall.

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    3. Re:Add lime? by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 0

      I am not a biologist. I am a graphic designer and a programmer and a dad. So I have NO credentials in this field.
      You don't need to admit this. We are on /. and we all know that none of us have any credentials.

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    4. Re:Add lime? by amorsen · · Score: 1

      You can dream of us stopping the crap-adding, but it won't happen soon enough. If we want to survive, we need to come up with a different solution. This is one, sulfur in the stratosphere is another, adding iron to sea water may work too.

      All the oil is going to be burned, and most of the coal.

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    5. Re:Add lime? by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 1

      In other words, I think the problem is that we try to fuck with something bigger than us and, in doing so, delay the natural adjustment that will occur if we let it.

      Yeah but you're running off the assumption that the arrogance of the human race will step aside and allow that inanimate "nature" thing to act smarter. Not gonna happen.

  86. Learn from the past by ittybad · · Score: 1

    I love when environmentalist believe THEY can fix the problem. It reminds me of one time, to help the deer population on this one mountain range, they killed all the mountain lions. Horray, the deer will live. Then, a few years later, uh oh, the populations got too big, out ate their food supply, and had mass die-offs of starvation. The enviro-geeks have not made much progress sense then.

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  87. Nature Doesn't Need Our Help by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    If we throw something out of balance, Nature will find a way to adjust.

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    1. Re:Nature Doesn't Need Our Help by Americano · · Score: 1

      Of course, nature "adjusting" doesn't rule out near-extinction of humanity due to environmental disasters, plague & famine...

    2. Re:Nature Doesn't Need Our Help by prandal · · Score: 1

      It probably necessitates it.

  88. Heat lime with solar energy by leftie · · Score: 1

    They seem to have an answer for that. Lots of potential availability of sun for solar power in the Aussie Outback where one of the prime sources for limestone is located. Good solar energy for many other potential limestone sources.

    Like many of these potential alternative energy proposals, it's hard to envision any one proposal being the entire solution to global warming. However, they could come up with a solution to the global warming problem by going forward on a number of different proposals, with this proposal being a part of that.

  89. Lime? What happened to seeding with iron?? by JoshDM · · Score: 1

    Planktos went under, but didn't Climos take it's place?

    Iron seeding. Generates algae blooms and feeds the fish and sucks down carbon.

  90. Unintended Consequences by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are two forces in this world keeping the pirates in check: ninjas and scurvy. If the seas were suddenly full of lime, scurvy would be vanquished. The balance of power would be horribly altered, and no one's booty would be safe.

    Please, everybody, write your congressman about this!

    1. Re:Unintended Consequences by takev · · Score: 1

      less pirates -> higher average global temperatures
      more lime -> less scurvy
      less scurvy -> more pirates
      more pirates -> less global warming

      So it really is true. I am now a true believer, I will never look at spaghetti the same way again.

    2. Re:Unintended Consequences by Mechanik · · Score: 1

      There are two forces in this world keeping the pirates in check: ninjas and scurvy. If the seas were suddenly full of lime, scurvy would be vanquished. The balance of power would be horribly altered, and no one's booty would be safe.

      Yes, but by tricking the pirates into drinking the seawater because they think it will prevent scurvy, we'll actually fool them all into dehydrating themselves to DEATH! Normally we ninjas prefer a bloodier method of killing, but there's a certain amount of satisfaction we gain from just plain outsmarting them, and so the plan was given the go-ahead by the International Order of Ninjas. We do however intend to continue a captive breeding program in order to keep a small stock of pirates alive for recreational killing purposes.

      I would normally be honor bound to kill you for revealing our plot, however most pirates are unable to operate a computer due to destroying the keyboard every time they try to type with the hooks that are in place of their hands. That and they are usually illiterate. The few that can read and aren't amputees are usually too drunk to know what's going on anyway. So really, the element of surprise is still on our side.

      That being said, don't interpret the above statement as a guarantee that I won't kill you, because I am, after all, a NINJA. I kill on average about 4.2 million people every day, so simple statistics say that I will most likely kill you eventually.

      Looking forward to killing you soon!

      The Ninja

    3. Re:Unintended Consequences by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add that Global Warming is another factor in keeping pirates in check, as shown by this chart. Since this whole scheme is made to stop Global Warming, that would increase the number of pirates even faster than you can imagine!

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    4. Re:Unintended Consequences by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      But thats exactly the problem! The ninjas keep the pirates in check, but then the scurvy is taking them out too, hence there are less pirates these days, hence the global warming. By eliminating scurvy, the balance will be restored and the climate will return to normal.

    5. Re:Unintended Consequences by prichardson · · Score: 1

      But remember, the decline in pirates is directly responsible for global warming, so increasing the pirate population is a good thing.

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  91. So they can add lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but people holler about adding iron? Come on people... quit being hypocrites!

  92. nice idea but.. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

    Sand + Water + Lime = cement

    So we have;
    Sand (or seabed),
    Water (or Sea),
    Lime (we provide it),

    Anyone else see the problem???

  93. Your account should be banned. by apparently · · Score: 5, Funny
    In deed this strikes me as the climatological equivalent to the following song: I know an old lady who swallowed a cow, I wonder how she swallowed a cow?! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, I guess she'll die.

    I dunno what the hell you're trying to babble about. The proper reference for /. readers goes like this:

    Skinner: Ahh, but as it turns out the lizards were a godsend since they've eaten all the pigeons.
    Lisa: Isn't that a little short-sighted? What happens when we're up to our ears with lizards?
    Skinner: Ah, well we shall simply release wave after wave of Chinese needlesnakes.
    Lisa: Then what about the snakes?
    Skinner: We simply import gorillas who will eat all the snakes.
    Lisa: Well what happens when we're up to our ears in gorillas?!
    Skinner: Ah that's the beauty of the thing, come winter the gorillas will freeze to death.

    1. Re:Your account should be banned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno what the hell you're trying to babble about. The proper reference for /. readers goes like this:

      Regardless, if you don't include an automotive analogy, no one here will pay attention to you anyway.

  94. not gonna work by speedtux · · Score: 0

    The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

    No, it isn't. Lime is generated largely from calcium carbonate by heating. Afterwards, that will absorb only as much CO2 as it released in the first place. But the heating itself takes energy, so you actually lose overall.

    But dumping large quantities of lime into the ocean has other serious chemical effects, like killing off a lot of organisms locally. Those will decompose and add yet more CO2 to the atmosphere.

    Altogether, adding lime to seawater to remove CO2 from the air is a really bad idea.

  95. Re:And finally... Shell Game? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Sounds like another shell game. But, where to begin? Oil and farm lands in Africa, or cerveza and shrimp of Guadalajara?

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  96. Saved by delicious citrus by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

    Or you could just use a lifesaver :).

    1. Re:Saved by delicious citrus by JohnWasser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do Lifesavers float? Maybe the Tropical Lime ones do because they contain lime but I don't think the Wintergreen ones will do any good at all.

    2. Re:Saved by delicious citrus by T3Tech · · Score: 1

      But only the citrus flavored ones?

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    3. Re:Saved by delicious citrus by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      Well, most lifesavers are citrus flavored.

  97. So this is stage three, "bargaining"? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Based on the speed at which the we are progressing through the Kubler-Ross model of grief, the world governments should hit "acceptance" sometime around 2025. Then maybe we'll start hearing some sense out of people.

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  98. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    The ignorance here astounds me.

    Do you know what most limestone is made of? The fossilized shells of happy little sea creatures! You think adding a bunch of calcium carbonate to their environment is going to help them or hurt them? Right now the calcium carbonate in their shells is getting stripped by the acidic water, resulting in die-offs.

    It's not unreasonable to expect that a large quantity of available calcium in their environment will improve their growth, not to mention the whole acid reduction thing.

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  99. Monsanto ? by ze_jua · · Score: 1

    Where are working these "Scientists" ? Monsanto ?

  100. Ph by slackoon · · Score: 1

    Fish, and more accurately, fish eggs need a fairly steady Ph to live. If the Ph drops below about 6 then fish eggs won't hatch and if it goes too high the adults start to die off as well. 6-8 is the best range and we propose to change the Ph is what is already natures delicate balance!! Will we never learn?

    http://www.epa.gov/acidrain/effects/surface_water.html

    1. Re:Ph by Americano · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fish, and more accurately, fish eggs need a fairly steady Ph to live. If the Ph drops below about 6 then fish eggs won't hatch and if it goes too high the adults start to die off as well. 6-8 is the best range and we propose to change the Ph is what is already natures delicate balance!! Will we never learn?

      I don't know about you, but about 10 years ago, in basic chemistry, I learned that acidification, which is currently happening to the oceans, *lowers* the pH of the water (lower pH = more acidic). Adding lime will raise the pH of the oceans (higher pH = more alkaline). In other words... this might actually make the pH of the water *more* friendly to the fish eggs you're so concerned about...

    2. Re:Ph by slackoon · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you but history shows that everytiem we MESS with nature....WE LOSE!! Or more accurately, nature loses.

    3. Re:Ph by Americano · · Score: 1

      Define "mess with nature".

      Is it natural to create and provide the material comforts we enjoy every day of our lives? Would you prefer we devolve into a society of pre-industrial hunter-gatherers like we were in our "natural" state? Or would you prefer the nihilistic approach and simply vote for mass-extinction of the species? If that's the case, here's a sharpened stick, you go first.

      Humans have a primary tool of survival - our brains. Our ability to think, to reason, and to adapt our environment to our needs. Drop a naked, lobotomized human in the middle of a New England winter, and he won't survive for more than the hour or so that it takes for hypothermia to kill him. And yet, we have thriving cities & millions of humans in these areas. Why? Becuase we "mess with nature."

      So the solution isn't to "stop messing with nature" - it's what we do, and it's a particular requirement for our survival as a species. The key is, learning from our mistakes, and learning to "mess with nature" in ways that are less destructive & poisonous in the long term to our habitat. We can learn to "mess" in less destructive ways.

    4. Re:Ph by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Of course. Our successful projects, no matter what they were called or how intentional they were when they started, are never called "messing with nature". If you suggest that we stop this agriculture thing immediately, I'm interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

    5. Re:Ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fish Eggs
      Fish Eggs
      Rolly Polly Fish Eggs
      Fish Eggs
      Fish Eggs
      Eat them up
      Yuck!

    6. Re:Ph by slackoon · · Score: 1

      So you say that it's a requirement to build freeways, airports and parking lots. We have to pollute and destroy the natural habitat of animals to survive? Clear cut logging is a necessity of life? Really?? That's news to me!! Yes we have a natural tendency to expand and better ourselves but if it's at the cost of nature and teh planets health is it not too high a cost? I've got a degree in computer science, I'm the last one who wants to live in the stone age as you say I do (hope that made you feel better about yourself!) but there should be a limit.

    7. Re:Ph by Americano · · Score: 1

      So you say that it's a requirement to build freeways, airports and parking lots. We have to pollute and destroy the natural habitat of animals to survive? Clear cut logging is a necessity of life?

      I asked you to define "mess with nature," because really, everything we do is "messing" with nature, unless you're willing to state that we should revert back to primitive hunter-gatherers, living off the land. The moment you start plowing a field to plant a crop, you're "messing with nature". The moment you start building shelters, instead of hiding in caves, you're "messing with nature." THAT is one of the defining characteristics of humankind - we adapt our surroundings to our needs through the application of reason.

      This should by no means be construed as a defense of "anything at any cost" - as I noted in my original response, the fact that we alter our surroundings to suit or desires does not mean we cannot and should not learn to "mess with nature" in less destructive ways. But yes, it's a requirement to build freeways; it's a requirement to build airports; it's a requirement to build parking lots; some animals will die & some animals' habitats will be disrupted as part of this. Our challenge as a species is to learn how to do things in the least-destructive / most sustainable way. The solution is most certainly not continuing to indulge in these childlike fantasies many environmentalists seem to have of nature as this happy, shiny place where deer and tigers and bunnies and wolves all cuddle together in a field full of flowers & sunshine because the evil-bad-nasty humans aren't around to destroy things.

      but there should be a limit.

      So I'll ask you again to please define what you mean by "stop messing with nature?" You state that you do not want to live in the stone age. That's wonderful, and I'm glad to hear it - we have a basis for rational discussion. In keeping with that statement, please outline for me exactly what the limits are that you're proposing.

      You seem to have some sort of problem with highways & airports & clear cutting... so is the limit that we can't have highways or air travel - everybody walks, rides a horse, or rows a boat? We can't have timber products of any sort? No housing materials, no paper, no stable for your horse, no fence to keep your horse from wandering away...?

      Or would you agree with me, instead, that applying our capacity to reason and solve problems by learning how to cut timber in a sustainable fashion, and learning how to build better transit systems would be the best solution?

  101. 6 headed biped killer purple shrimp from hell by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    I wonder how altering the rather slow adaptation to environment (read: evolution) will affect the life in the ocean by dramatically changing the target ocean's ph.

    Second Subject: 6 headed biped killer humans from hell

    Aside from relatively cleaner air to breathe, I wonder what will happen to the upper food chain when they eat said (potential, but nevertheless altered) mutant life from said target ocean.

    42?

  102. Just a suggestion but... by pottymouth · · Score: 0

    ....could we possibly wait until "actual" scientists (as opposed to politicians, news readers and crackpots) show that global warming is taking place before we poison the oceans to stop it? Then it might even be a good notion to try to prove it's being caused by anything other than nature itself. Good luck on that by the way as ice cores show temperature variations throughout the observable life of the planet.

    Wise up and quit being sheep or you will get sheared!!

    1. Re:Just a suggestion but... by prandal · · Score: 1

      Stop reading the Mainstream Media and start reading the scientific journals.

      Only 150 years worth of reading to catch up, but I'm sure you can do it and report back by noon tomorrow.

    2. Re:Just a suggestion but... by smashin234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Only 150 years of research shows that science has been in dilemma about where the temperatue has been going for the last 150 years."

      4 times scientists have pivoted their position on global warming and global cooling. 4 times in the last 100 years. 50 years of research before that did not address "Global" climate whatsoever, but sure, lets listen to your history as you call it.

      I am just waiting until we hear that the sky is falling because of an impending ice age, because lets face it, if history teaches us anything, it teaches us that it just repeats itself over and over again.

      Then again, maybe it appears we are warming since 1820 because that was the end of the little ice age.... If you start your data points where you want to, the results the computer produces will always be favorable. GIGO.....and if you don't understand that, then you really don't need to be looking at computer models to begin with, much less posting about your opinions.

    3. Re:Just a suggestion but... by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      OK. Now breath... Feel better?

      You should stop typing 'cause with your brain power, you certainly can't breath and type at the same time.... Stick with breathing. It's obviously more productive for you....

    4. Re:Just a suggestion but... by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the last sane person on Slashdot....

  103. Yummy by loconet · · Score: 1

    Add some onions, a bit of salt, sprinkle some parsley, and serve with corn, lettuce, and sweet potatoes and you have yourself the biggest ceviche serving ever accomplished.

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  104. This was my favorite part: by jpellino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "All they're doing is a process mother nature already does"

    Cuz we all know that doing much (much) more of what mother nature already does never has unintended consequences.

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  105. "[Shell] Scientists say ..." by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    "Scientists say ..." implies that there is some global consensus that lime will allow us to keep burning oil foreever.

    I heard an NPR interview where an oil exec stated that the company strategy had three concerns, in the following order:

    1. demand
    2. supply
    3. environment

    First, increase demand, to make the product more valuable.
    Second, invest in research to make sure supply can keep up.
    Third, invest in research to minimize the environmental impact, or minimize the public impression of environmental impact. PR.

    This is a successful, but unsustainable formula. The diamond industry uses the formula, and I assume many other companies do as well.

  106. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this for real? Hmmm changing the natural chemistry of all the world's oceans: What could possibly go wrong?

    In other news: All the fish in the sea dies of acid reflux :P

  107. "Lime" is calcium oxide... by stankulp · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was thinking of agricultural lime:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_carbonate

    "Calcium carbonate is a chemical compound with the chemical formula CaCO3. It is a common substance found as rock in all parts of the world, and is the main component of shells of marine organisms, snails, and eggshells. Calcium carbonate is the active ingredient in **agricultural lime**, and is usually the principal cause of hard water."

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  108. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting place... And it sustains a substantive portion of the GDP of the US. I think there's a reason for the negotiation, though- Texas wasn't a territory or a former Colony of the British Crown, it was a Republic in it's own right.

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  109. Note: no pricetag by Vexar · · Score: 1
    Would someone mind doing a cost analysis on all this? Also, is it me, or don't we already have enough hair-brained ideas on the back burner? I say we finish that space elevator before we start dumping silt into the ocean in amazing quantities. That way, we could much more easily harvest a meteor from space and bring it down to the ocean in small chunks, rather than digging up the Western half of the Australian continent. I mean, the alternative without the space elevator would be to aim the lime meteor to crash into the ocean. Although this would potentially pulverize the lime meteor, and stir up "resting" silt on the ocean floor, which would definitely change the earth's atmosphere, I see an inherent risk of another Kevin Kostner post-apocalyptic movie in the making.

    I do like "bobdotorg's" post about growing more coral, that's a good thing. Not killing it in the first place would be good, too, but that would mean we couldn't have cheap tuna, and we would stop bottom-drag fish harvesting. We could also plant more trees. Amazing thing, plants. They actually consume CO2. A second-grader told me that. Brilliant kid. He had this idea of planting lots of trees, all over the country, and founding a national holiday where people plant trees (instead of cut them down for fun and profit).

    I'd really like to contrast, for a moment, the industry of forestry with... fishing. Forestry is all about treating trees like crops. You concern yourself with soil chemistry, erosion, biodiversity, replanting, and disease/outbreaks. Fishing is all about what, dropping a line or a net and hauling it back? Well, that sounds like a lot of fun. Remember when just swinging an axe at a tree and seeing it fall was fun? Fishing the ocean needs to be treated as carefully as forestry treats the forests, but I'm not sure that licensing alone covers all topics. I suppose the same could be said about mining. I think anything involving natural resources requires a certain stewardship. If the responsibility were a cultural mandate for natural resource industries, nobody would be fretting over the chemical make-up of the atmosphere.

    It requires greater genius to assemble an approach that is cost/labor saving and not also destructive, but with the right cost model (not a per-season approach), I think this is provable for all industries.

  110. Short-sighted, anyone? by whamett · · Score: 1

    So, first we made the atmosphere off-kilter, and now we're going to fix it by unbalancing the oceans too?

    The proposal appears to work by making the oceans absorb the extra CO2, like a giant sponge—because after causing problems in the air all this CO2 will somehow be fine in water. Adding a zillion tonnes of CO2 to the air worked so well that we'll put it in the water too, plus a zillion tonnes of lime. What could possibly go wrong?

    Meanwhile, CO2 production continues unabated.

    Maybe later, once the air and water are both full of CO2, we'll find a way to put it into the earth too.

  111. Cutter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss Bloomington. Anyone ever still go diving in the quarries?

  112. Cause and effect by bunratty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What you're saying is that the release of carbon dioxide was not the cause of past global warming. It does not follow that the release of carbon dioxide cannot be the cause of global warming this time. If you show up to work late ten times in a row because of bad traffic, it does not mean that the eleventh time you're late it cannot be because your car didn't start. It looks like you could benefit from learning more about science.

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    1. Re:Cause and effect by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      What you're saying is that the release of carbon dioxide was not the cause of past global warming. It does not follow that the release of carbon dioxide cannot be the cause of global warming this time. If you show up to work late ten times in a row because of bad traffic, it does not mean that the eleventh time you're late it cannot be because your car didn't start. It looks like you could benefit from learning more about science.

      But by the scientific method you certainly would want extra-ordinary proof that the 11th time wasn't the same as the last 10.

    2. Re:Cause and effect by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's too busy running an array of air conditioners outside trying to combat this warming trend to be bothered with any of that science crap.

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    3. Re:Cause and effect by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Already knowing some basic logic and science, I think I'll skip straight for courses in swimming, basic agriculture and animal husbandry, and other useful skills useful in a post-global-warming-disaster-scenario

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    4. Re:Cause and effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      best laugh i've had all day

    5. Re:Cause and effect by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would you need extra-ordinary proof by the scientific method before you believe that the 11th time is different? Would you assume the cause is the same before you examine any evidence? I would want to see evidence one way or the other before I decided whether the 11th time is the same or is different. That's what seems scientific to me -- the hypothesis that the 11th time is the same needs evidence before we would be inclined to believe it.

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    6. Re:Cause and effect by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      Why would you need extra-ordinary proof by the scientific method before you believe that the 11th time is different? Would you assume the cause is the same before you examine any evidence? I would want to see evidence one way or the other before I decided whether the 11th time is the same or is different. That's what seems scientific to me -- the hypothesis that the 11th time is the same needs evidence before we would be inclined to believe it.

      It's the same as if someone mixed a base and an acid and claimed they got out pudding. We'd want proof, because every single previous time the results where different. It's the basic principle of the simplest explanation being preferable. When the same sequence of events have always had the same result, you don't jump to a new conclusion without additional evidence.

    7. Re:Cause and effect by bunratty · · Score: 1

      No, it's not the same at all. You're mixing up cause and effect. If you see an effect, you do not necessarily know the cause. If you know the cause, you know what the effect will be.

      Let's you mixed an acid and a base ten times and produced a salt each of the ten times. Then you mixed some chemicals together and produced a salt again. Although the effect is the same, I do not know what caused it. I would want some evidence you actually mixed an acid and a base before I believed you did it an 11th time. Got it now?

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    8. Re:Cause and effect by krazytekn0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't try to teach someone with no grasp of rudimentary LOGIC, ANY KIND of science... It leads to severe exasperation on your part.

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    9. Re:Cause and effect by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Given that we do not know the basic mechanism well enough, barring evidence to the contrary, we'd expect the cause (or what appears to be the cause/precondition) that was the culprit 10 previous times consistently, would likely be the cause. It's one of the reasons we try to learn what happened before.

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    10. Re:Cause and effect by MJMullinII · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't change the fact that I would still fire your ass.

      Yes, of course, past actions do not guarantee future performance, we've' all seen the stock scams.

      BUT, we have to base our decision on ESTIMATED GUESSES. At the end of the day, guessing (no matter how well planted, it is still a guess) is all we can do about the future.

      So if all the evidence in the past points toward CO2 increases lagging behind temperature increases, the only reasonable course of action in planning for the future is that CO2 IS NOT the driving force behind Global Warming.

      NOW, I haven't checked what he said for myself, SO I AM NOT SAYING IT IS TRUE. I am only defending his train of thought.

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    11. Re:Cause and effect by letxa2000 · · Score: 1

      It does not follow that the release of carbon dioxide cannot be the cause of global warming this time.

      But if the temperature has increased many times in the past and, each time, CO2 has gone up afterwards, and now we're seeing temperature and CO2 go up again, it does not automatically become logical to claim that the high temperatures are because of the CO2 when, in the past, it seems to have been the other way around.

    12. Re:Cause and effect by dookiesan · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested in the likely consequences than the causes at this point.

    13. Re:Cause and effect by timpaton · · Score: 1

      I would want to see evidence one way or the other before I decided whether the 11th time is the same or is different.

      Ten times, you're late to work because of traffic.

      On the eleventh day your car doesn't start.

      "Oh crap", you say, "I'm going to be late for work".

      Then you look at the historical records, which prove that all late-for-work events are caused by traffic.

      "Phew, that was close" you say. "I won't be late for work after all".

      And you go back to bed and get a few more hours sleep, safe in the knowledge that you won't be late for work because you can't even _get_ out into the traffic to get stuck.

  113. You put the lime... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    You put the lime in the coconut and mix them both together
    put the lime in the coconut then you feel better

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    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  114. As long as you keep it our of the coconuts... by Cow+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Careful with the lime please!
    If you put a lot of lime into the ocean, in places where coconuts might fall into the water, you'll end up poisoning the whole area.
    This is a dangerous game.

    To wit:

    Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
    His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

    Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
    Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
    Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
    Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

    Now let me get this straight
    Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut...

    (repeat until you're out of CO2)

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    1. Re:As long as you keep it our of the coconuts... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Her stomachache was both caused by and treated with a beverage made of lime added to coconut, right? I never really got that song.

      Was the doctor mad because they woke him up?

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    2. Re:As long as you keep it our of the coconuts... by vistic · · Score: 1

      Wow I heard that song a lot of times before but never noticed until now it's about getting sick.

  115. Move on by skaimauve · · Score: 0

    It has the appearance of a miracle, like hydrogen fuel or biogas, but it isn't going to solve the problem: How are you going to produce the energy to crush all that limestone? And what will be the environmental impact of crushing entire mountains? We'll surely hear that stupid line "scientist will solve the CO2 problem with limestone" from all the deniers of global warming who have been repeating for years that "it is just a natural cycle".

  116. Turn the ocean into Guinness! by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    Instead of putting lime in the ocean, they should figure out a way to convert the ocean into Guinness. The only problem is that if you're stranded files from shore in a row boat, you won't be able to piss into the sea.

    Oh, and about that global warming bullshit... has anyone figured out why Mars is heating up the same amount (proportionally to Earth) when there are neither SUVs nor Al Gore on Mars?

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    1. Re:Turn the ocean into Guinness! by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't they turn it into beer instead? We've got quite enough roofing tar in the world as it is.

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    2. Re:Turn the ocean into Guinness! by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's supposed to be if you're stranded miles from shore, but in UNIX, everything is a file. :-)

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    3. Re:Turn the ocean into Guinness! by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Do you think that Mars offers a good model of how Earth should behave in environmental terms? It's much smaller, has a tenth the atmosphere, and is much further from the sun. Obviously we can look at Mars and extrapolate to what should be happening on Earth, right?

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  117. At least my... by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    ... Ouigian Zoda will still be safe

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    You're on earth, there's no cure for that
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  118. Put de lime in de ocean.... by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

    Put de lime in de ocean and mix dem both togedder.
    Put de lime in de ocean and make it feel better.

    And, it makes a refreshing after dinner drink!

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  119. Re:Anonymouns Coward by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Informative

    True enough (and no, I'm not the AC/GP), but on a macro scale...

    * how much CO2 will get released by transporting the stuff from mine, to mfr. plant, to ocean drop-off points? Simply dumping it at the beach from the end of a really long conveyor belt won't do much good, and would actually do more harm (by turning that locality into a giant caustic soup).

    * how much CO2-sequestering plant life has to be cleared away to get at the sheer amount of raw materials needed (e.g. strip-mining)?

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  120. Water as a greenhouse gas? by albee01 · · Score: 1

    Water vapor is a major greenhouse gas but that seldom seems to enter discussions of global warming. In fact, a number of potential "solutions" have water as a by-product. Do we really understand all the factors in global warming?

    This lime idea sounds like another attempt at a quick solution to a long term problem. I fear the long term consequences will be worse than the problem.

    1. Re:Water as a greenhouse gas? by Splab · · Score: 1

      Do we really understand all the factors in global warming?

      No. In fact we are pretty sure its not global warming, but global climate change. And this solution sounds to me like pissing your pants to keep yourself warm, the oceans are already the biggest sink for CO2, would be way more concerned about destroying the ecosystems with lime.

    2. Re:Water as a greenhouse gas? by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      Water vapor seldom enters into the discussion because water vapor has a very short atmospheric lifespan, on the order of days, whereas CO2 has an atmospheric lifespan on the order of a century.

      Water vapor's long-term atmospheric concentration is determined solely by temperature, and any variations are quickly resolved through evaporation or precipitation, e.g. rain. There is no such "quick fix" process for CO2.

      Any water vapor that is added to the atmosphere precipitates out within days. Any CO2 added to the atmosphere remains there for years.

      CO2's spectral absorption also covers IR bands that water vapor does not. When the temperature rises because of the increased CO2, the air can hold more water vapor leading to a positive feedback cycle.

      I agree with your closing statement though. This is a short-sighted "patch" with a bevy of unintended consequences.

  121. A slight correction... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 4, Informative
    Slaked Lime = Calcium Hydroxide

    Quick Lime = Calcium Oxide

    Andy

    1. Re:A slight correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CaO+H20 => Ca(+2)+2OH(-)

      Not to worry. It's all basic chemistry.

  122. Flying Spaghetti Monster by tepples · · Score: 1

    There are two forces in this world keeping the pirates in check: ninjas and scurvy.

    What about the RIAA, MPAA, BSA, FBI, and other organizations involved in copyright enforcement?

    If the seas were suddenly full of lime, scurvy would be vanquished.

    This means the sea would be safer for pirates, and (per Pastafarianism) the global temperature would go down.

    But here's what I don't understand about Pastafarianism: Shouldn't the rise in piracy under Napster and its children have sent the global temperature into a nose-dive over the past decade?

  123. Stranded energy is stranded for a reason by earthworm2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They want to do all this using stranded energy-- wind or solar which no one uses because it is located in the middle of nowhere.

    Their analysis makes no mention of the energy cost of transporting zillions of tons of limestones from the middle of nowhere to the ocean. Or, rather, to all the world's oceans (since we don't want to cause one region to spike in alkylynity.)

    And if it doesn't cost that much money/energy to transport those zillions of tons of rock, then it presumably costs even less to transport the electricity (Electrons don't weigh that much). In which case, the resource wouldn't be stranded.

    But, it is good to see people thinking about this sort of thing, however incompletely.

    1. Re:Stranded energy is stranded for a reason by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 1

      Reread the article and finish your own incomplete thinking. It's talking about doing this in a section of Australia where ocean access, limestone & "stranded energy" are all simultaneously available.

      This comes across strongly as a short-term "patch" with a bevy of unintended consequences though.

  124. Re:Anonymouns Coward by halivar · · Score: 1

    It works by the same process I once saw in bootleg distilling: you use limewater to trap (or convert, or get rid of) CO2 and feed O2 to the liquid undergoing fermentation.

    I always wanted to try it.

  125. Lime doesn't reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The disasters like cane-toads and kudzu involved self-reproducing organisms. The lime idea doesn't have that danger. It stops as soon as you stop adding it to the ocean. Unfortunately, the bureaucracy created to run the project may become self perpetuating, and stopping may be harder than it first appears.

  126. Too easy by rasteroid · · Score: 1

    Yeah, planting trees and regrowing forests to absorb atmospheric carbon dioxide is just too f***in' hard. So instead lets start converting 10 000 cubic km of limestone into lime and dump it in the sea. That's a heck of a lot cheaper and easier. Onwards with deforestation!

    1. Re:Too easy by treeves · · Score: 1

      If all of the increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide in the last few hundred years were due to deforestation, your rant might have some validity. As it is....

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  127. Re:Anonymouns Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is Slashdot.

    I think you mean:

    Reader ignorance holding steady

  128. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you honestly think that would work, you are mistaken. Perhaps at the time it was a wonderful concession to make to a Republic, a State in the original sense of the word, but do not forget, at the time, it was also thought that each state was autonomous State, and that the federal government was strictly for protection and a collective voice in world politics. The Civil war proved that the preservation of the union, and the will of the federal government trumps the rights of any of the antebellum States/postwar states. We think of the word state now as something subservient to the federal body, but that is not what the United States was initially intended as. State, in the original context was State as in we refer to foreign countries as States, and their leaders as heads of State. Those States (autonomous bodies) are now merely states (part of the larger whole) and that change would apply to Texas as well.

  129. Soylent Green and Lime Blue... by labmonkey09 · · Score: 1

    ... What a future.

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  130. I Am A Beer Belly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More beer

    C6H12O6 => 2(CH3CH2OH) + 2(CO2)

  131. Slightly different strategy by lelitsch · · Score: 1

    Adding lime to water, sugar, and Cachaça may stop you from worrying about global warning.

  132. Just a small problem of off by a million by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Er, Um, there seems to be a wide gulch here.

    World production of CaO ( white lime powder, not the fruit ), is around 200 megatons/yr

    World CO2 is about 40 billion tons/yr.

    That's a mismatch of about 200 times.

    Also making lime is not free, it now costs about $60/ton. That's $240 buillion per year just for the lime, never mind the cost of moving it to the oceans.

    1. Re:Just a small problem of off by a million by emurphy42 · · Score: 1
      They're talking about altering lime production significantly. From TFA:

      Tim Kruger, a management consultant at London firm Corven is the brains behind the plan to resurrect the lime process. He argues that it could be made workable by locating it in regions that have a combination of low-cost 'stranded' energy considered too remote to be economically viable to exploit â" like flared natural gas or solar energy in deserts â" and that are rich in limestone, making it feasible for calcination to take place on site.

      Kruger says: 'There are many such places â" for example, Australia's Nullarbor Plain would be a prime location for this process, as it has 10 000km^3 of limestone and soaks up roughly 20MJ/m^2 of solar irradiation every day.'

      The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

    2. Re:Just a small problem of off by a million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      never mind the cost of moving it to the oceans.

      Just throw it in the nearest river. Job done.

    3. Re:Just a small problem of off by a million by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Now I wonder if this idea has something to do with the fact that the US and China are the leading producers with each produce 20 million metric tons/yr. Meaning that it would become a valuable commodity giving a boost to the economy and local workforce.

      BTW the world production is only 130 million metric tons a year (not this so called megaton, whatever that might be)

  133. Re: And how do we make lime?? by giorgosts · · Score: 1

    By burning limestone (CaCO3) which releases CO2 So we have CO2 released by the fuels to burn the stone, and CO2 released by the stone itself. Pretty nasty equation

  134. Alternate Solution by boustrophedon · · Score: 1
    Make more dry ice to
    1. Capture carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, and
    2. Provide a cooling source to offset global warming.
  135. The missing ingredient by Godji · · Score: 1

    So we have water and lime, and ice of course. Pour in a few thousand tons of cachasa and we'll have a gigantic caipirinha coctail. Awesome!

  136. Stop CO2!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US Government plans to kill half of world population to reduce CO2! Since plants actually use CO2 and give off O2 would it not make sense to kill all plant life so we suffocate and reduce CO2.

  137. Speaking of kooky... by mccabem · · Score: 1

    This sounds kooky to me.

    If you find this idea interesting at all, please keep in mind that you have to burn limestone at 1000 degrees just to get the lime. Limestone is not a renewable resource any more than hydrocarbons are anyway. And that only indicates a tiny part of the resources that have to go into this.]

    As you might imagine, lime has a lot of other uses. If you want all those other things to be drastically more expensive (we're not also talking about spending billions of dollars and carbon fuels in building new infrastructure are we???) due to the increased demand, then I'd say you're not thinking straight.

    Maybe this can make sense in terms of dollars, I dunno. I'm sure construction companies and other parts of industry would stand to make oodles of money from such a project. I do know it doesn't make sense if you look at it rationally. Reducing our CO2 input to the atmosphere is much more sensible.

    Also, google the term kalkwasser (aka limewater) if you want to see discussions of actual use of lime in saltwater in laymen's terms. People who keep hobby-sized coral reefs in aquariums use this chemical, but for a slightly different purpose. Still pollution control in a way though.

    My analysis: No surprise this plan comes from a management consultant. Perhaps there are environmentalists behind this as others in this thread have inferred or stated directly, but at least from their own promotional material Corven Group doesn't appear to be so - they're primarily into manufacturing and engineering (per them, not me). Please RTFA and tell me it doesn't say they're the ones behind this plan, along with Shell Oil. I have a hard time imagining anyone who does consider themselves an environmentalist advocating dumping a bunch of chemicals (on top of the waste discharges we already make into the ocean) into the ocean to fix the problems created by us pumping chemicals into the atmosphere.

    Absurd. Next idea.

    -Matt

  138. Re:Riiight. by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

    I wrote a real quick firefox extension to filter out everything that's a lame joke.

    Can someone tell me what the parent said?

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  139. bzzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    sounds more like a reference to Idiocracy

    1. Re:bzzzt by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Funny

          I think he just proved it a bit too well...

          "oohh.. girl... tight... clothes..."

          Brawndo!

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    2. Re:bzzzt by franksands · · Score: 1

      Be careful with the thrown sai, they make a big whoooosh sound.

      ps. Who, in the name of Pete moderated the parent informative? Clueless would be more appropriate.

  140. Do this with my reef tank at home already by jsimon12 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oddly enough this has been done in the Reef hobby world for decades. You add what is called "Kalkwasser" which is nothing more then a solution of water and lime. Course I would think to have similar effect on the ocean you are going to need to add MASSIVE amounts.

  141. Destabilization!!! Warning!! by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    One of the things that have me worried is the ever present unintended consequences that no one every considers.

    My unintended consequence is weather momentum. The weather system on this planet is a fairly will balanced machine. While global warming is affecting it, it is slowly adjusting.

    Now, the CO2 has been rising, the weather patterns are adjusting creating severe weather. The jet stream and other wind currents are still fundamentally working. Now, we dump a bunch of lime into the oceans, reduce the acidity, make it a nice place for the fish (assuming their gills can still extract dissolved oxygen in the CO2 rich sea water.)

    The CO2 levels drop. The atmosphere no longer holds the heat it once did. A lot of energy in the weather system is lost. What happens? Isn't this like slamming on the breaks of a moving train?

    Next ice age? HUGE storms?

    Can't we just plant some more trees and drive less?

  142. So it begins... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
  143. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    Did you READ me say that in my comment? NO.

    Hush. Don't be reading things INTO what I'm commenting on.

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  144. This has to be a joke by No2Gates · · Score: 1

    There is no way they can be serious. First we screw up the atmosphere, now we're thinking about tinkering with the balance of the oceans? What about the life in the oceans? This is a food chain, we eat the stuff that comes out of the oceans last time I checked.

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    1. Re:This has to be a joke by praedictus · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering where they plan on getting the lime from. Normally its produced this way:
      CaC03 (limestone/marble/calcite)+ lots of heat -> CaO+ CO2
      So they plan on producing CO2 to get rid of CO2?
      Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

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  145. So.. lemme get this straight... by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're going to fix a weather problem, which may be cyclical, that we don't understand that may not be a problem because there may be solar interactions we don't fully understand as well as Earth core changes we don't fully understand by dumping lime into the ocean?

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    1. Re:So.. lemme get this straight... by cnettel · · Score: 1

      No, we are going to fix the added levels of CO2 in the atmosphere. You know, the ones that we can actually measure and that are most definitely making the seas more acidic, an environmental problem in its own right.

    2. Re:So.. lemme get this straight... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      No, we are going to fix the added levels of CO2 in the atmosphere.

      I anticipated your response. Read the article.

      There are potentially huge environmental benefits from addressing climate change - and adding calcium hydroxide to seawater will also mitigate the effects of ocean acidification, so it should have a positive impact on the marine environment.'

      Kruger says: 'There are many such places - for example, Australia's Nullarbor Plain would be a prime location for this process, as it has 10 000km3 of limestone and soaks up roughly 20MJ/m2 of solar irradiation every day.'

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    3. Re:So.. lemme get this straight... by frogzilla · · Score: 1

      Global warming is not a "weather problem". There will be problems with the weather as a result of climate change but it doesn't really work the other way around.

      At the moment weather events occur on (approximately) normally distributed probability distributions. There's a mean and a variance. Climate change will alter the distributions so that the mean changes, the variance changes or both change. A little thought will make this clear. For example let's assume that only the variance changes, increases in fact. This means that events that were rare before will occur more frequently. So heavy rains or extreme heat or cold (yes you read that correctly) could be more frequent. Remember that if the variance changes and the mean stays the same there must be an increase in extremes on both sides of the mean. These are bad things in terms of planning and stability etc. What if only the mean changes? If the average temperature increases then the probability of extreme heat also goes up. These individual events, too much rain in one storm, higher than expected temperature or winds, these are weather events. They occur with probabilities measured by the climate. This is a really important point that people don't seem to get.

      It's handy to remember that climate is what we expect but weather is what we get.

    4. Re:So.. lemme get this straight... by frogzilla · · Score: 1

      As for the cyclical patterns we observe in the climate, these are caused by all manner of complex forcing and internal feedbacks. There are indeed quasi-periodic annual, decadal and longer cycles in the climate system. The really long patterns (millenial) are driven by orbital forcing. Shorter ones are the result of interactions between land, ocean and atmosphere systems. The global carbon cycle is a terrifically complicated puzzle involving systems in every part of the earth, the atmosphere, surface, living things, even the deep crust and mantle. Really it's mind boggling. Nonetheless modellers are putting it all together piece by piece and coming up with answers ... and more questions. I don't think any one of the modellers would tell you that they have the one answer to the problem of understanding the climate system. I don't see a better option than putting our best understanding of physics into these models and seeing what comes out. Then, improving them.

      Basic climate science ( how the atmosphere warms the surface of the earth) goes back at least to Fourier in the early 1800s. The basic relationship between greenhouse gases and climate has been clearly understood for at least 100 years (see the work of Arrhenius published in the early 1900s). I could go on but you hopefully get my point.

    5. Re:So.. lemme get this straight... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      It's handy to remember that climate is what we expect but weather is what we get.

      Sarcasm goes right over your head... doesn't it? Unlike others, I will not use <sarcasm></sarcasm> tags.

      They occur with probabilities measured by the climate. This is a really important point that people don't seem to get.

      People get it. They're just not buying 100% into the blame it on autos, factories, democracy, and USA excuse.

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  146. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like California's Constitution says specifically that its laws trump those of the federal gov. We see how well that has been working. IOW, good luck with that....

  147. Re:Riiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to turn off the lame joke filter to read the parent* post, but here is what it said.

    "In a small amount of time, I wrote an artificial intelligence computer software extension module for the Firefox(tm) internet web browser that filters each slashdot.org to remove each reply posting that appears to be a poor attempt of a humorous retort to articles content."

    --ignore everything in this post above this point--

  148. Wow by Burnhard · · Score: 1

    This idea is almost as unbelievably stupid as the previous, geo-sequestration idea.

  149. It ain't gonna work by skaimauve · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From the article:

    The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

    1. To absorb 1 mole of CO2, you need 2 moles of CaO (one mole of CaCO is used to negate the effect of the production of CaCO), that gives is a ratio of 2:1

    2. We are producing almost 30 million metric tons of CO2 per year from fossil fuels (and accelerating).
    http://www.eia.doe.gov/iea/carbon.html

    These numbers look suspicious, but remember that the weight of CO2 is huge due to the fact that burning fuel (which almost only made of carbon) adds 2 atoms of oxygen to carbon, therefore quadrupling the weight:
    http://www.fueleconomy.gov/Feg/co2.shtml.

    3. Divide the weight of CO2 by atomic weight of 44g/mol, multiply by CaCO atomic weight of 84g/mol, and then multiply by the ratio of 2:1, you get:

    115 million tons of lime per year (roughly 4 times the weight of CO2)!

    Thus is huge: in comparison, the world is producing just under 1 billion tons of mineral ore per year, which means that we would have to divert the equivalent of 12% of that effort to the task of producing and transporting lime. Imagine the cost!
    http://minerals.usgs.gov/minerals/pubs/commodity/iron_ore/340302.pdf

    In comparison, saving one pound of oil which produces 4 pounds of CO2 would save 16 pounds of lime.

  150. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My concern is that I can't find the article they claim to reference from Chemistry & Industry magazine. Anyone else have luck?

  151. Revisionist history by bunratty · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the 1970 and 80s environmentalists were saying we were heading into another ice age.

    Callendar proposed the effect of increased carbon dioxide levels causing global warming in the 1930s. Keeling started monitoring carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere in the 1950s. If some "environmentalists" were predicting an ice age in the 1970s, it sounds like they were quite ignorant of the scientific research.

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    1. Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, ignorant they were not !
      Read and try to understand - the very notes in wikipedia, you are pointing to, explain how both of them were NOT taken seriously by the scientific comunity of the time.
      Please, do your homework better - in the 70s there was a REAL SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS about our heading the near ice age.

    2. Re:Revisionist history by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Do my homework better? Okay, in a minute I came up with a paper entitled The Myth of the 1970s Global Cooling Scientific Consensus. It sounds like the real scientific consensus has been that anthropogenic global warming is a real concern.

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    3. Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't blame you. The authors of the document are writing things that contradict the title. More crazy as it is ...
      Please read:
      "By the early 1970s, when Mitchell updated his work (Mitchell 1972), the notion of a global cooling trend was widely accepted, albeit poorly understood."
      "The new data about global temperatures came amid growing concerns about world food supplies, triggering fears that a planetary cooling trend might threaten humanityâ(TM)s ability to feed itself (Thompson 1975)."
      "An increase by a factor of four in global aerosol concentrations - "which cannot be ruled out as a possibility" - could be enough to trigger an ice age (Rasool and Schneider 1971)."

      You can answer me with other sentences about warming from this document, but it won't change the problem: some scientists of today are trying to "reverse" the history of research of 30 years ago, regardless of existing documents of the time.

      There is only one difficulty for them - many people who remember cold winters of mid-70s are still alive - you can ask them : there was too much cold, not hot, weather those days.

      To change this story you must wait until those who remember, are dead - maybe other 20-30 years - and then you will be right.

      Be patient.

    4. Re:Revisionist history by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Reading the rest of the paragraph you cite explains the apparent contradiction. A cooling trend was seen in North America, but on further examining the data, the overall global trend was found to be warming. This global warming trend is exactly what had been predicted for decades. The consensus has been that global warming is occurring due to increased carbon dioxide. That there were some scientists concerned about global cooling does not mean there was a consensus.

      A similar situation occurred recently when radiosonde and satellite data showed that the atmosphere was not warming. After analyzing the data, it was found that the newer radiosondes had better shielding from the sun, and the satellite data had been misinterpreted. After correcting for those problems, the trend was again observed to be warming.

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    5. Re:Revisionist history by bledri · · Score: 2, Funny

      If some "environmentalists" were predicting an ice age in the 1970s, it sounds like they were quite ignorant of the scientific research.

      Now don't go all logical on us. What's important is that "someone" once had an opinion different then "they" have now, therefore you're a stupid head.

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    6. Re:Revisionist history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "apparent" contradiction - it's real.

      Cooling trend was seen not only in North America - it was all Northern Hemisphere. Before (in)famous Hansens' speach in 1988 at Congress, almost nobody spoke publicly about global warming - nobody wanted to seem ridiculous.

      Actually the story "exploded" AFTER Hansens' speach, beeing already supported by Al Gore.

      I'm tired, I don't pretend to convince You in half an hour.

      I would only like You to note that the scientific method is not searching the arguments supporting your thesis, but finding AND checking arguments that contradicts it.

      Climatology is not an exact science and there is no unique cause of any climatic phenomena.

    7. Re:Revisionist history by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, there were a few scientists predicting cooling, mostly due to increasing sulfides in the upper atmosphere. Happily, Nixon started the EPA and ended that trend.

      I saw a survey of climatology papers published during the imagined "global cooling scare", and papers predicting warming outnumbered papers predicting cooling by about 6 to 1.

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    8. Re:Revisionist history by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I have tried finding and checking arguments that contradict the hypothesis of anthropogenic global warming. The best arguments I've found are the three I've mentioned; they all involve data collected incorrectly. After further analysis, all available data suggests that the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is increasing, and the temperature of the land, sea, and lower atmosphere is increasing. These effects were all predicted decades ago by that hypothesis. It seems to me (and nearly all climate scientists) that the evidence supports the hypothesis.

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    9. Re:Revisionist history by budgenator · · Score: 1

      There is only one difficulty for them - many people who remember cold winters of mid-70s are still alive - you can ask them : there was too much cold, not hot, weather those days.

      yep I'm one of them, we used to snowmobile around here at about 33 degrees N in Michigan all winter, now you have to go up to 45 degrees to get the same snow we had back in the '70s.

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  152. Re:tried already - causes Gulf of Mexico Dead Zone by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    Nitrogen fertilizer and calcium-rich deposits of limestone have little to do with one another, other than that the fertilizer goes on top of the ground and the limestone is under it.

    According to the link you provided, the dead zone is caused by nitrogen fertilizers growing algal blooms to massive sizes which then collapse and decay. They produce a lot of oxygen at first, bringing in extra animal life. Then the blooms die and give off CO2 as they rot, leaving too little oxygen (hypoxia).

    Most nitrogen compounds used as fertilizers also lower the pH of soil over the long term. Limestone (calcium carbonate, not simple lime) is then applied to raise the pH back towards neutral.

    I'm not a chemist or an environmentalist, so I won't pretend to know what nitrogen fertilizers do for the pH in the long term around oceanic algal blooms. I do know, though, that if the problem is too much CO2 being taken in by plants which then die and release the CO2 and you then take a bunch of the initial CO2 out of that water, the blooms won't grow so large in the first place.

  153. Stolen from TFA's comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a chemist it sounds like more smoke and mirrors to me.

    CaCO3 heat ---> CO2 Ca(OH)2 [lime]
    Ca(OH)2 2C02 ---> Ca(HCO3)2

    why not? CaCO3 CO2 ---> Ca(HCO3)2

    which is the same thing w/out the initial expenditure of energy but that may not be patentable. both are really obvious to those skilled in the art.

    Problem is that the pH of seawater is above 8 and Ca(HCO3)2 is below 7. AND what about the massive amounts of limestone exposed to seawater already?

    therefore; more smoke and mirrors

  154. for the visual crowd by ne0n · · Score: 1

    Here's a no-hype view from the global warming perspective.

    Looks like we clearly need more pirates. What could possibly go wrong?

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  155. In other news by Yungoe · · Score: 1

    The United Tree Organization (UTO) anounced today that they have come up with a way to get the oceans to absorb more of the REAL green house gas, Oxygen.

  156. So... by praedor · · Score: 1

    Just mine the SHIT out of the land to dump a bunch of lime into the oceans.

    Anyone ever notice how friggin' HUGE the oceans are? Anyone volunteer to give up their land for massive lime mining operations?

    There would be a side benefit to this, however: de-acidification of the oceans. Global Warming means more CO2 in the oceans. More CO2 in the oceans means higher acidity. Higher acidity means even faster decline of coral reefs.

    I would see this more as a stop-gap, emergency remedial activity until REAL solutions come to the fore: renewable energy, sharp decline in use of fossil fuels of all kinds.

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  157. an old idea by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    you put the lime in the coconut you drink them both up

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  158. Oblig Life of Brian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Surely, changing the pH, salinity, disolved o2, and turbidity of the oceans will have no unwanted effect."

    OK, but except changing the pH, salinity, dissolved O2 and turbidity...
    WHAT WOULD IT DO?

  159. This is insanity by cdn-programmer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Its takes energy to make lime (CaO). You need to start with limestone (CaCO3) and drive off the CO2. Eventually the CaO added to the water will become limestone and precipitate out. There is no magic here.

    So where will this energy come from? Ans: Presumably the great new oil finds that Shell has been announcing on a regular basis for the last 30 years. Folks - oil prices might be down a little bit now but they won't stay down. And if you actually check the numbers you'll find that Shell has NOT been making much progress in replacing the oil we burn. So how about Natural Gas? More insanity.

    Methane is a chemical source of hydrogen. Alkanes are C(n)H(2n+2) and for octane n=8. For methane n=1. The issue is that our liquid fuels have n>=7 so they are much closer to a 2:1 ratio of hydrogen to carbon. Now consider that coal is C(0.6n)H(n) so coal is hydrogen poor. Bitumin is about C(n)H(n). Its actually a little hydrogen rich but the issue is that if we want to produce liquid fuels via coal->liquids or via bitumin->liquids or for that matter from oil shales then we are desperately short of hydrogen and without it we leave about 1/2 the carbon we mine sitting around in piles which we call COKE. And the only other option is if we try to get energy from it and create copious amounts of CO2.

    This would have to be the most INSANE use of our non-renewable natural resources that I can possibly imagine. It will result in more carbon in the atmosphere and not less.

    Its a very good thing that CO2 is not responsible for global warming. It hasn't been responsible in the geological record other than back in the precambrian when CO2 concentrations reached 130,000 PPM. The levels are now about 370-380 PPM which is a rise of about 100 PPM over the last 100 years or so. Meanwhile water vapour is anywhere from under 1% (10,000 PPM) to over 10% (100,000 PPM). The issue is that water vapour acts closer to the surface of the planet and that its a stronger green house gas than CO2 and we have no idea if there has been a net positive change or a net negative change in average water vapour levels over the planet in the last say 100 years. We don't know the sign and we certainly don't know the magnitude but a 100 PPM change gets swallowed up very quickly when one considers the uncertainties involved here.

    Read this: http://www.sciencebits.com/CO2orSolar

    There is a high correlation between climate and sun spot activities. CERN is undertaking experiments soon to confirm this linkage. We are fortunate that solar cycle #24 is looking to be about 2 years late and if so will probably be very weak and this will provide us with the opportunity to actually do some measurement.

    Rather than go berzerk with crazy ideas it will probably make more sense to see what influence solar cycle #24 has.

    1. Re:This is insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A: Why would CERN, a high-energy particle physics laboratory, undertake experiments to correlate sunspots (much less expensively observed by telescopes) to our climate (meteorology)?

      B: "we have no idea if there has been a net positive change or a net negative change in average water vapour levels over the planet in the last say 100 years" is patently false, as a meteorologist can tell you.

      C: "Its a very good thing that CO2 is not responsible for global warming". Uhm. Except that all the science says it is.

      D:"So where will this energy come from? A:Fallacy of the false monotony."

      There's plenty of other places to get the energy from: Solar and Geothermal spring (Hey! It's humour!) to mind immediately. It's hard to keep up the 2500 degree celsius temperature to get a good return on investment for generating electricity from a solar thermal generator, but hitting the 900 celsius to bake limestone into quicklime ought to be fairly straightforward, and add to that the fact that the quicklime doesn't need to be 100% pure (I'm sure that an impure input and an impure output will be acceptable) and you have what you need.

    2. Re:This is insanity by dkf · · Score: 1

      Its takes energy to make lime (CaO). You need to start with limestone (CaCO3) and drive off the CO2. Eventually the CaO added to the water will become limestone and precipitate out. There is no magic here.

      Well, the suggestion is a crazy one indeed, but not because of the energy required to convert limestone to lime. The problem is that that process (how virtually all lime is produced) produces exactly as much CO2 as is then absorbed later on when you sling the stuff in the sea. After all, it's just the reverse reaction! You'd be better off just grinding up the limestone into fine dust and throwing it in the ocean directly; cheaper and just as effective (i.e. not very).

      Now, if only the authors of the article had run it past someone with high school Chemistry, they'd have found out the flaw in their cunning plan...

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    3. Re:This is insanity by frogzilla · · Score: 1

      "There is a high correlation between climate and sun spot activities."

      You really have to stop bringing this up.

    4. Re:This is insanity by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

      Basically I think they are looking at the old plans of sequestering CO2 in the ocean (because it was believed as late as the 1990s that the oceans could adapt to lots of CO2 and it would just cause a bit more plankton/algae/etc blooms).

      Of course now we know that the oceans can't take much more CO2 as it acidifies the oceans. And of course we now know that increasing the PH dissolves calcium....in other words it eats coral, destroys any animals with shells, and dissolves the simple calcium shells that protect many sea micro-organizers (which are the basis for our entire ecosystem).

      So if the oceans are going to become drastically acidic (a change of about 1 point in PH) in the next century, you of course just pour a bunch of quicklime to counteract that....

      Of course CaO + H2O releases a good amount of heat, but hey...I'm sure that couldn't be bad for our planet.

  160. It'll work by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    Listen to me everyone. It'll work!!! You see, oceans are the source of all life on the planet. If we dump enough of anything into them, it will kill all the life in the seas and eventually lead to the destruction of life world-wide, even the cockroaches. And since life is the primary source of CO2 in the atmosphere (even plants produce a net amount of CO2 at night when they're not photosynthesizing), this will decrease the level of CO2 in the atmosphere and prevent global warming. Of course, it seems a lot simpler to just let Global Warming kill us all by itself, but that's beside the point. Lime in the oceans, if we can get enough of it, will surely work.

  161. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  162. London firm.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    consultant at London firm Corven is the brains behind the plan

    Figures it would be those damn limeys behind it.. ;)

    But seriously.. the 'whatcouldpossiblygowrong' tag is well deserved here..

  163. Oblig iPod reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sweet. Not acidic. Lime.

  164. Re:Anonymouns Coward by ari_j · · Score: 1

    Science ignorance on the rise

    I love it when people think they know everything and don't even see if these scientists even considered the issue. So, correction:

    Reader ignorance on the rise.

    You must be new here.

  165. Re:Riiight. by edalytical · · Score: 1

    A few of the oil companies actually realize that selling oil is not a sustainable business, thus they are funding research. For example BP has put a lot into Biofuel. Just because Shell is a big bad oil company doesn't mean that it can't do good.

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  166. Examine the arguments for yourself by microbox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look deeply into the arguments for and against anthropogenic warming. The most interesting thing isn't global warming, but the sociological issues surrounding the head-in-sand propaganda campaign. Truly an eye-opener into how far we can trust corporate america, and mainstream media - which is to say not at all.

    Take everything you read with a grain of salt. When you read a website - look at the references. Read the references. Examine the arguments for yourself, instead of trusting someone else's analysis.

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  167. Re:Riiight. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    al gore's sponsored research? what, the almighty powerful and vastly wealthy windmill cartel that pays al gore to put forward its agenda? here's the deal: outfits like shell and exxonmobil fund scientists who agree with their agenda; whereas outfits which attempt to fight global warming and/or protect the environment are funded by scientists who agree with their agenda. quite a fundamental difference, really.

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  168. Relax by DoctorDeath · · Score: 1

    Just relax. The world is ending in December 2012 anyway. So why get all excited over a little extra CO2 for a few years.

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    Sig temporarily out of service.
  169. Geoengineering by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    Directly improving the climate falls under the term Geoengineering. Here's a wired article on the subject that explores other viable ways to solve the CO2 problem or help cool the planet: http://www.wired.com/science/planetearth/magazine/16-07/ff_geoengineering
    More is here:
    http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2007/10/geoengineering-.html

    Basically there are three other ways that can help to alleviate the problem and any or all of them could be used:

    * Seeding the oceans with iron to promote algae growth and thus CO2 sequestration
    * Introducing Sulfur Dioxide into the upper atmosphere (per wired article) which deflects sunlight.
    * Detonate nukes to inject dust into the upper atmosphere which also deflects sunlight.

    BTM

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    1. Re:Geoengineering by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      How about dropping a giant ice cube into the ocean once in a while?

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  170. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    ...outfits which attempt to fight global warming and/or protect the environment are funded by scientists who agree with their agenda. quite a fundamental difference, really.

    Really, now? Scientists are funding their own research? You don't believe scientists have an agenda outside the realm of science, like grant money?

    The fact of the matter is that I wasn't defending this research... I'm not smart enough; I was pointing out that merely pointing out where the sponsorship comes from is not a refutation of any findings. Research is ALWAYS sponsored by someone with an agenda; simply citing the sponsor doesn't refute a damn thing.

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  171. this story deserved its comments! by kubitus · · Score: 1

    posting such stories is a disgrace to slashdot. Maybe this is because creationism allows to modify the mass equations in chemical reactions?

  172. Tongue-in-cheek Global Warming solution by smbarbour · · Score: 1

    Everyone needs to eat steak and mushrooms cooked using solar ovens, and quit eating the damn vegetables.

    Cows and mushrooms convert oxygen into CO2 (and methane for the cows, too). Vegetables convert CO2 into oxygen.

    I've always found it ironic that many of the "eco-friendly" people are vegetarians, resulting in them saving the problem and killing the solution.

  173. Who sells lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and who pays this scientist. That's all we really need to know to understand this article.

  174. misleading title by mapleneckblues · · Score: 1

    I just read the title and double checked to see if Id overslept for 20 years.

  175. More global warming nonsense. by magma · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why you people believe "weather reports" that say:
    1. What the weather will be x in 100 years when we have never seen anyone reliably predict the weather even 1 week in advance?
    2. That it's our our contribution of CO2 that is doing it so stopping this will help stop famine (don't plants live on CO2? oops), and
    3. that it's a bad thing that the temperature is going up when it is no where near what it was in the middle ages.

    It just floors me. In 1974 "they" were predicting an ice age. Now "they" say it is global warming. Here is a well thought out examination of the climate and "they" says its another ice age... http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,944914,00.html

    Fool me once, same on you...

    1. Re:More global warming nonsense. by AdamWill · · Score: 1

      For the same reason that it's perfectly possible to predict reasonably accurately what tens of million people will be doing on one specific day ten years in the future (e.g.: watching the Superbowl) but virtually impossible to predict what one person will be doing at 8:56p.m. next Tuesday.

      When it comes to future prediction, large-scale trends are generally a lot easier to call than the irritating little details.

  176. Oblig iPod ref by SantorCet · · Score: 1

    Not sweet. Not acidic. Lime.

  177. Nooooo! by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    If you use all the Calcium Carbonate to battle global warming, there won't be any left to make antacids, and I'll have to quit eating pizza!

  178. Slashtard.wad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you Fucktards mess with the Ocean I will hunt all proponents down 1 at a time and make them spend one year in the same room with Al Gore on nothing but a diet of Bush's Baked Beans.

        The ocean is what makes life possible and has managed fine through much geological change, billions of years in fact including heavenly bodies careening into its surface and to think that the puny human, with a manifested energy footprint which can barely muster getting off the planets surface, is going to change earth!

          Dream on Wads, go kiss a girl

          Its unimaginable that the so called "Brain Trust" here on Slashtard would be decided in favor of man made global warming when new scientific evidence has exposed the conventional GW theory and the proponents as nothing short of fraud, lies and practicing psuedo-science.

            But then again Slashtards are the same "code, whatever it is, wants to be free" crowd, proponents of the very logic which will ultimately spell their own doom and good riddance

    Once again this is Slashtard.wad

  179. The Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why am I reminded of the Simpsons episode where egg-eating lizards over-ran the town, so they released snakes, which then needed the release of apes...

  180. Actually: Calcium Oxide by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    Not hydroxide.

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  181. Put the keyboard down and back away slowly . . . by mmell · · Score: 2
    Yeesh! I've seen better informed posts here at /. than the website you've referenced.

    First of all, saying "historically" is misleading, because Barton is actually talking about CO2 changes on very long (glacial-interglacial) timescales. On historical timescales, CO2 has definitely led, not lagged, temperature.

    Uh, so they're saying "Ignore 4.3 billion years of what's happened to Earth - only the last 2-3 millenia count."

    I didn't get any further than that - talk about knee-jerk; anybody who doesn't see that it's obvious that all which is wrong with the world is mankind's fault is just wrong? No trial, no evidence, no investigation.

    Broaden your horizons, dude. Look at references which don't agree with yours; you may not be convinced, but it's just barely possible you'll learn something.

  182. Biggest Side Effect of All: by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    The largest, unforeseen side effect of all is how this would completely undercut all the green efforts taken thus far. It would undo all the 'we are better (because we are more green) than you' positioning that we've been witnessing in recent years.

    Its like 'carbon credits' only it actually does something about the problem.

    I'm willing to bet that no one took into account that certain individuals are Inconveniently gaining power over the trend in our society, and perhaps - just perhaps - an actual solution isn't the only thing they're after.

    Food for thought, no?

  183. um... what? by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

    So someone's bright idea is to poison the sea to save the sky? *blink* *blink* With help like this.... *sigh*

  184. Heh... Jimmy Buffet had it right all the time.... by tjhart · · Score: 1

    Forget the lemon/ade jokes -

    Wasted away again in Margaritaville...

  185. Let's work this out, chemistry-wise by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

    The process of making lime generates CO2, but adding the lime to seawater absorbs almost twice as much CO2. The overall process is therefore 'carbon negative'.

    There is a little bit of truth in this, but not much, and it cancels itself out eventually.

    So where do you get lime (calcium oxide/hydroxide)? From heating limestone (calcium carbonate) which releases CO2.
    CaCO3->CaO + CO2

    Then you hydrate it:

    CaO + H2O-> Ca(OH)2

    And add it to water. What happens is it absorbs 2 carbon dioxide, initially - and if the pH is right:
    Ca(OH)2 + 2CO2->Ca(HCO3)2 that is calcium bicarbonate.

    I guess this is why they say "it absorbs twice as much CO2".

    The problem with all that is, calcium bicarbonate is unstable and will eventually decompose, liberating back CO2:

    Ca(HCO3)2->CaCO3 +H2O +CO2

    And there you have it, all the CO2 is released (2 molecules in, 2 molecules out), and all you accomplished in the end is just moving the limestone from the mountains to the bottom of the ocean.

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    I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
    1. Re:Let's work this out, chemistry-wise by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      You accomplish more - as I pointed out in my post earlier.

      You waste energy. It takes energy to mine the limestone (chemical feedstock) and it takes energy to burn off the CO2. This presently will come from our non-renewable natural resources. Then you need to use liquid fuels in order to run at least _some_ of the mining equipment and this is a net contributor of CO2 to the atmosphere.

      None of these processes run 100% anyways so CO2 gets added all over the place.

      But wait! We have more. Mountain building and lots of land at high elevations are associated with global cooling. If we push our mountains into the ocean then we will lose land at high elevation. This should warm the planet all by itself. One can look back into the Cretaceaous for instance and ask a) what the climate was like and b) where were the mountains and high alpine plateaus like the Tibetian and Colorado. Answer: For the most part they were not there. Here in Alberta for instance many of the local Rockie Mountains such as in the Banff area are made from marine Cretaceous sediments. This means this part of the world was underwater 60 million years ago. But this is just one example. Many of our mountain chains are actually quite young.

      So removing our mountains should have the effect of warming the planet.

      But wait! We are not done.

      Filling in the oceans will raise sea level. Land reflects more energy into space than water does. Also water vapour is the most important green house gas and if we increase the planetary area of the oceans we should expect warming to come both from the greater ability of the oceans to absorb energy as well as the greater water vapour levels we would expect with greater oceanic surface area.

      So on how many fronts is this just plain insanity?

      But wait! We are still not done.

      We will have to pay people to do this work. Presumably they will spend the money and many people like to improve their standard of living by buying another car or many a boat and maybe going on a holiday. These things require energy. In fact a great deal of the money that is paid to people results in an increased demand for energy.

      This can be seen as well from the standpoint that the USA for instance has a high standard of living and is an energy glutton. Now that their economy is in trouble their use of energy is dropping slightly. Meanwhile China for instance is looking at economic growth rates in the 10% range and predictably we expect the Chinese to want more cars and to increase their consumption of energy.

      Well, personally I prefer for people to have a high standard of living but the issue is that in the past this was always associated with greater energy consumption. Even with our tree huggers this is an issue. Most of them drive to the protests. How about Mr. Gore? How much fuel has he consumed as he flies all over the place telling us to use less?

  186. Correction by jschen · · Score: 1
    I am a chemist, too.

    Hydroxide and protons naturally combine to form water - it's another equilibrium but the constant is something like 10**-7 (that 7 is the pH of water)

    H(+) + OH(-) H2O

    i.e. at pH 7, there will be ten million times as much water as either of the other two.

    No. [H+] [OH-] = 10^-14, where [H+] and [OH-] are concentrations of the respective species in M. At pH 7, concentration of each is 10^-7 M. Water is about 56 M (18 g/mol, density 1000 g/L). There is no "ten million times as much" of anything going on.

    1. Re:Correction by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      Sorry, layification of equilibrium constants got a bit screwy. And as others rightly point, changing the pH of the oceans is generally a bad idea. However, as others point out, the current (small) fraction of CO2 in the air is a delicate sliver of a transitory volume in the carbon cycle - increasing the percentage of CO2 the ocean can hold by a few percent may pull a lot more than that fraction out of the air - not that we need more than a few percent reduction. The overall pH drop of the ocean in order to increase CO2 capacity slightly may then be something on the order of 0.01 units or less.

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  187. bud lime by Glog · · Score: 1

    In other news Budweiser has pledged 500 billion gallons of their Bud Light Lime to be poured into the oceans in the fight against global warming.

    1. Re:bud lime by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      In other news Budweiser has pledged 500 billion gallons of their Bud Light Lime to be poured into the oceans in the fight against global warming.

            The idea was adding lime to the oceans, not horse urine.

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  188. Where did you get your PhD in Chemistry from by giorgosts · · Score: 1

    1. Unprocessed limestone comprises the earth's bottom.

    2. Doesn't have CO2 absorbing ability.

  189. Re:Riiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Shell is a massive mother fucker going express to hell in the business class. ...and because Al Gore invented the intarwebs.

  190. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not yet at the point of no return.

    Actually, Tim Flannery (eminent Australian environmental scientist) said in a radio interview on Triple J a few months ago that we were already a few years past the point of no return, and that it's just a matter of minimising the damage.

    Once we start doing that the environment will correct itself. It has gotten along fine without our help for 3.5 billion years.

    What's this talk of "fine"? We couldn't have survived in the environment 3.5 billion years ago, and, depending on how the environment changes, we may not be able to survive in its future state. All discussions about the environment eventually come back to an anthropocentric view of what is "fine" or not, because the ability to support human life is the most important metric there is. Without an anthropocentric view, the environment doesn't "correct", it just changes.

    (Anonymous b/c I've already modded in this discussion)

    Sapphon (214287)

  191. Re:Riiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note, I did study Environmental Chemistry, but I never practiced. Switched to Comp. Sci. Also, Chemistry was 20 year ago, so I'm rusty.

    The proposed chemistry is sound in an aqueous solution. As such the reaction metrics will vary considerably, depending on the location and time of year and the composition of the ocean at the injection site.

    The prudent thing to do is to perform a thorough site survey of a period of 5-7 year and measure temperature, salinity, density, total dissolved solids, PH, turbidity, plankton density and chemical composition analysis.

    With this data, you can build a model of the ocean condition in that region and begin to do what-if scenarios, while supplementing the model with lab data where addition of CaO in control condition, that replicate the ocean conditions and atmospheric conditions, is studied.

    What happens to the measured values? Anything unexpected? Are plankton densities unaffected?

    Once you demonstrate that the chemistry is sound in an open system, you can start on the engineering side of the problem. And it's not a trivial problem. Mining, transportation and dispersal of such large quantities involves a great deal of effort and thought. After all, you can go dropping millions of tons of CaO at one location. It need to be evenly distributed over a large area. Otherwise, you may affect the localized water chemistry.

  192. Global Warming Is A HOAX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont believe that liar, Al Gore. Please people. Use your brains.
    http://www.discussglobalwarming.com/blog

  193. Faux solution to a hoax problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if adding lime to Mars would bring its polar ice cap back.

    Opps.... wasn't suppose to remind people there is warming in other parts of the solar system, like Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto and Neptune's largest moon. Couldn't have anything to do with the sun. Nope. Not at all.

    It's all the fault of SUVs, all you evil SUV drivers are to blame. Go back to sleep. Nothing to see...

  194. Cement by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    I think I have a great solution to stopping drowing, lets put cement in the ocean!

  195. Re:Riiight. by eagee · · Score: 1

    That's the difference between the Shell scientists and the ones Al Gore works with is this: All corporations are required *by law* not to consider the public good, but only consider their bottom line. The "scientific" research that tobacco companies did into whether or not smoking causes cancer had the same problems. A company can use smoke and mirrors to protect their bottom line for years. When you look at what Al Gore is doing (all left wing conspiracy theories aside) it's pretty much summed up this way: he wants to clean up the environment. Most of the scientists he works with are funded via nonprofits or grants. These are organizations that seek to understand environmental problems and find solutions to them. Both could be biased, but that's the beauty of science. The scientific method holds up pretty well against bad science ... or things that just aren't science at all (see: "Intelligent" design)

  196. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

    Tim Flannery is a crackpot. He lost all credibility when he suggested filling the air with sulfur.

    Just because we couldn't have survived in the environment 3.5 billion years ago does in no way invalidate my statement. We clean up our act and the environment will do just fine.

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  197. "Solution" does not fulfill political goals of G W by anwyn · · Score: 1
    This solution can not and will not be accepted even if it is technically correct. The purpose of the Global Warming hysteria is not to protect humanity from the negative effects of higher temperatures. The purpose of the Global Warming hysteria is to achieve a massive transfer of power from those who consume energy by burning to the political realm, that is to the government bureaucrats and legislatures. This solution obviously does not accomplish that. If you watch carefully, the global warming advocates will not even examine this "solution" before rejecting it.

    Think about it. Suppose the U.S. cut fossil fuel burning 50%. Under Global warming theory, this would mean we would still be going to hell only half as fast. No, it would not even be half as fast because the developing world would not make similar cuts. But a 50% cut is totally politically impossible. It would cause a depression that would make the 1930s look like a picnic. Several years ago, when a drought caused a small electric energy shortage in California, Dianne Feinstein, one of the most liberal senators in the Senate, was demanding that the power of the federal government be used to force out of state power producers to sell power at less than market prices! No questions were asked about the CO2 produced while creating that power. All this over a small percentage cut in one state for only one mode of energy production. A 50% cut in all states for all energy sources would create a political firestorm that Washington has never seen. Anyone with half a political brain knows this.

    The leadership of the global warming people also knows this. They do not intend to cut CO2 production enough to actually have an effect on total CO2 and cause economic and political chaos. That would just undermine themselves politically. It would be cutting off your nose to spite your face. They plan to cut fossil fuel burning just enough so that Joe Sixpack feels a little bit of pain, to make it feel like something is actually happening, but not enough so that the peasants with pitchforks throw them out.

    Fossil fuel burning is fungible. If you squeeze the balloon in one spot, it just gets fatter somewhere else. In order to cause a 1% decrease in fossil burning, you have to control all burning everywhere. But this is just what the leadership of the Global Warming people want. A global warming bureaucrat everywhere important enough to have a campfire. Think of the bribes and campaign contributions this will generate. This is a total victory of politics over every other mode of decision making.

    This is why politically minded people like Global warming.

    OK, so now the whole problem is going to be solved by throwing some lime in the oceans? What transfer of power does that achieve? This "solution" can not be allowed.

    By the way, if Global Warming advocates are motivated by the good of humanity, why is it that no one is concerned about the erruption of the Yellowstone super volcano/caldera? It has the power to wipe out several year's harvests. Killing billions by economic disruption. Why are no plans being made for national survival when this MF blows? FEMA is not going to come to the rescue. IC engines do not work with air filters filled with volcanic dust.

    The answer is that this problem does not transfer power to governmental functionaries. It does not fit environmental dogma that only humanity is the problem.

    The erruption of this super volcano is established scientific fact, not speculation like global warming. It is supposed to be 10**5 years overdue.

    If someone does not solve this problem of the volcano, then we, or our children, or our grandchildren are all dead. Dead people do not have to think about global warming.

  198. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by pthisis · · Score: 1

    I read that Texas was the only state (smart enough) to negotiate the right to secede if it wants to in the future.

    Interesting....

    Interesting but untrue. Such a right doesn't exist (unless you're of the opinion that it's implicitly allowed of every state--but there's nothing specific to Texas there).

    Texas did, however, negotiate control over mining rights up to 3 leagues (10+ miles) out to sea rather than the usual 3. That's come in handy with the off-shore oil. And they did hold on to almost all public land rather than ceding it to the federal government (again resulting in a lot of oil money for the state).

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  199. this just in... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    The ocean has been consumed by thirsty mexicans. Scientists hoping to cure global warming by adding lime to sea water have instead made it irresistibly tasty to the people of mexico. Where will all of those fish sleep?

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  200. I think... by shoegoo · · Score: 1

    we should just drop giant ice cubes into the ocean periodically thus solving the problem forever.

  201. Re:"Solution" does not fulfill political goals of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    -1 gibberish

  202. Re:Riiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Hate is more important then results.

  203. The Wisdom of Matt Groening by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    SUZIE: How do we get wid of the gweenhouse grasses?
    NARRATOR: Fortunately our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063 we drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.
    SUZIE: Just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning! And then he gets mad.
    NARRATOR: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time. Thus solving the problem once and for all.
    SUZIE: But...

  204. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by T3Tech · · Score: 1

    Ooooh... duct tape to harvest stray electrons!!!

    I can't believe no one has thought of this. The solution to cheap electric is in every home!

    Let's see... a roll of duct tape cost $2 (or a little more for higher quality tape which could grab more electrons)....

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  205. Global Cooling wanted to melt the ice caps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When global cooling was the latest fad, believers suggested radical changes also. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_cooling

    Read down to the bottom where it says "1975 Newsweek article"

    The article mentioned the alternative solutions of "melting the Arctic ice cap by covering it with black soot or diverting Arctic rivers"

    Where would we be if we had done what they suggested back then? Where will we be in 30 years if we follow these radical suggestions?

  206. Question: by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    What is stopping YOU or a million other environmentalists from buying forested land, throwing your home on it, and declaring it OFF limits to anyone you don't permit to be there... then maintaining it as you see fit, selling lumber, firewood, etc, while tailoring that to be your environmentally "perfect" forest.

    Try it... then whine or scream. My lands are setup the way I want them, and short of invasion by federales with guns, nobody else has permission to tresspass. Thinking about it, neither do federales, WITH or WITHOUT guns, but they won't listen to those no tresspassing sings. Laws are for other people. Other than that... however, I don't seem to have issues with anything on my land. Nice trees and deer grow on one lot... only problem is my dog picks up ticks every time I take him out, and they drop off him and wander about the house / yard afterwards since he's on meds and it seems the ticks aren't stupid enough to bite him.

    Otherwise, I quite enjoy my old and new growth mixed... and I'm scheduled to build a very NICE log home out of some of those "old growth" on there. I use a lot of the underbrush for kindling when I enjoy my nice fireplace. I use all the fallen limbs after storms for firewood too. I haven't had to cut a tree for firewood since I've had those lots. Amazing? You betcha. Did the government tell me how to do it? Nope, not that I can recall. A few hundred years experience by my farmer/landowner ancestors did. See, the commies back home killed them off to steal their lands, but they passed their knowledge onto their kids before that... and their kids passed it onto me through their various descendants up to my parents. Beauty of "ancient" knowledge. You don't need million dollar studies by government tax fed parasites, or billion dollar 3 letter agencies to figure out how to get optimal use from your land. You just need to HAVE your land, and then to declare it yours and off limits to parasites of all colors, civil or uniformed. After that, take care of that land as no public agency could.

    First things first, of course, you have to actually go out and BUY land... you know... forested land, and then live on it.

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    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    1. Re:Question: by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      What is stopping YOU or a million other environmentalists from buying forested land

      Well, aside from the huge barrier of entry (cost; even "cheap" land is expensive if you're poor, which by and large people are, and environmentalists are a usually a particularly poor subset thereof, with some exceptions), there simply isn't that much forested land left. 98% of North American old growth forest, for example, is gone [citation needed?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Oldgrowth3.jpg ]. It's difficult to buy something that doesn't exist.

      For the record, yes, I am trying to buy land and (not, for the most part) manage it exactly as I see fit. In the meantime and even in the event I can ever afford to become a member of the propertied class, I believe in decision-making by those affected to the extent they're affected; in other words, if deforestation affects me (it does), I should have a say in stopping it, regardless of who "owns" the forest they're destroying.

      I have no disagreements with your distrust and rejection of state intervention, and your preference for cumulative social experience.

  207. Simple, Lisa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when the winter comes, they'll all just freeze to death.

  208. Re:Riiight. by T3Tech · · Score: 1

    The parent said...
    aw shit, your firefox extension filtered my post since it contained the original lame joke as well as my own.

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  209. Interesting... by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    .. how when an article makes sense and no one has anything to rebuttle with, people tend to crack jokes, which are funny :)

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  210. Re:Riiight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Because money corrupts the scientific method.
    Because politics trumps objectivism. Because Shell and big oil and big pharma and big anything are big corporate sucking machines that will devour the world. Lol, why. Go drink a diet coke and relax.

  211. Stop solving problems that don't exist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are in a global cooling phase. Says peer reviewed scientific papers. Try a search.

  212. The King, the Mice and the Cheese ... by frogzilla · · Score: 1

    Have any of you read "The King, the Mice and the Cheese"? It's a children's reader.

    Mice are eating the King's cheese. So the King gets cats to eat the mice. Then the cats become a pain so dogs are brought in. Eventually, lions get rid of the dogs and finally elephants scare the lions. But what do we do about elephants? Why, mice of course. Elephants are terrified of mice.

    It's a wonderful book.

  213. One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people who think global warming is a problem don't *want* a solution like this. I had a two hour argument with an environmentalist friend where my argument boiled down to "Scientists will find a solution to the problem" and her counterargument was "But every solution just creates more problems!"

    Environmentalists, as we can already see, are saying "No, that's a terrible idea even though I don't know anything about the possible effects, we should all ride bikes and fellate Al Gore and live in nomadic self-sustaining hunter-gatherer communities so we don't offend the Mother Gaia" because the fact is they don't want to see a solution. It's the same reasoning that causes environmentalists to oppose the nuclear waste dump at Yucca mountain - because if we actually solved the problem, they would have no rational argument to oppose scary nukular energy.

    Environmentalists don't want to solve the problem of global warming - they believe that there are too many humans on the planet and that the only solution is a die-off that will leave us with a 'responsible, sustainable' population. And I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks that the solution to our growing population is for the poor people to die is a bastard elitist. You never see any environmentalists volunteering to die to reduce their carbon footprint, yet that's what they expect poor Africans to do.

    Don't expect any environmental groups to even rationally consider this research. Their knee-jerk reaction of "Humans have to stop doing things to the planet!" overrides anything that might resemble rationality.

    1. Re:One problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feeding time already?

      First, I would rather fellate Al Gore than Dick Cheney or Rush Limbaugh.

      Second...

      Environmentalists don't want to solve the problem of global warming - they believe that there are too many humans on the planet and that the only solution is a die-off that will leave us with a 'responsible, sustainable' population. And I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks that the solution to our growing population is for the poor people to die is a bastard elitist. You never see any environmentalists volunteering to die to reduce their carbon footprint, yet that's what they expect poor Africans to do.

      I know that this is a term that gets thrown about by people who don't understand what it means, but you do know what a strawman argument is, right?

      Actually, part of that is almost correct. I wouldn't mind a fat right-wing american die-off. A lot more bang for your die-off buck, so to speak.

  214. Ob by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    So the cake is a lye?

  215. is this anything like.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...the plans in the 1970's to spread soot on the polar ice cap to combat global cooling?

    In other words, what are the chances that this is going to look really foolish in a decade or so?

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  216. Re: Ice Cores by NReitzel · · Score: 3, Informative

    Chris,

    What you say about ice cores and CO2 levels is accurate but incomplete. THe story isn't so simple. In point of fact, ice cores have shown that the atmospheric CO2 levels have been dropping steadily over time, essentially until the bottom of the last ice age, aboujt 11,000 years ago. Since that time, the CO2 levels have slowly risen until about 1800 AD or so, at which time human CO2 production became a significant additional planetary burden,

    Prior to the ice ages, in the carboniferous period, planetary levels of CO2 were as high as 1500 parts per million, five times what they are today. One must consider that all that limestone and fossil fuel in the ground (or what used to be in the ground) came from this atmospheric carbon dioxide, over hundreds of millions of years. The CO2 levels reached a planetary minimum during the last series of ice ages. Whether the cooling was due to low CO2 levels, or the low CO2 levels were due to cooling is unresolved.

    What is not arguable is that humans are adding to the atmospheric CO2 levels, and that during this microscopic period of geological time, global warming has become very fast indeed.

    What is also not arguable is that prior to the ice ages, the planet was very much warmer than it is now, and very much warmer than ecological models predict for tne forseeable future. We're not treading on new ground here, we're retracing steps that occurred half a million years ago. The world is not coming to an end, at least, not yet.

    Having said that, going back to a Permian climate would be exceptionally inconvenient to a few billion humans. At those times, the entire interior of the United states was a warm tropical inland sea. Somehow, I think the future residents of St. Louis might object to that. Siberia could become the rice bowl of civilization. From today's point of view, it would be bad, no doubt.

    For better or worse, we (humanity) don't really have the option to go back to a small population of agrarians. I might point out that agriculture itself is very recent, only about 6,000 years old. We don't really get to "go back to nature" -- if you doubt this, take a trip to Cambodia.

    The only option we have left is to take over engineeing of our planet. This will include finding ways to stop dumping CO2 into the atmosphere, but also includes things like building seawalls around New Orleans, and in the quite near future, a lot of other urban places, or relocating the entire place to higher locations. Ocean levels have varied by a thousand meters throughout history, and we aren't (yet) in a position to stop them.

    The important thing to remember is that our planet is a "complex system" and that on such systems, one never, ever, gets to adjust just one knob. Everything interacts, and we must proceed cautiously so that our "fixes" don't end up causing more damage than leaving things alone.

    There is a lot to be done, and predicting that the sky is falling isn't helpful. Pointing out that when a suburb of Los Angeles floods, it is due to increased oceanic evaporation caused by global warming is a lot more truthful, and in my opinion, more effective, than painting pictures of the end of the world.

    -- Norm Reitzel

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  217. more people = more enviro impact. by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    or simply riding a bike to work!

    you bastard, all that exercise will likely make you live a longer more active life. You propose millions of people doing this? Or do you plan to start running them over with your SUV to save the earth? Not to mention all the extra methane produced from all these extra people being active, and farting. (also all the extra food consumed is all being raised burning tons of petrol products.)
     

  218. Isn't this already being done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the process is called erosion. The water dissolves the lime from the lime stone and carries it to the sea. No need to dump Australia, it's already being done. And, the increased warmth causes increased evaporation, which causes increased rainfall, which increases the amount of lime dumped. Ta-da, now we can go back to worrying about how to get the lime in our cocoa nut - call me in the morning.

  219. You have to be specific by snowwrestler · · Score: 3, Informative

    It isn't GW denying, it's that CO2 probably accounts for less than 25% of the greenhouse effect.

    Less than 25% over what period of time? What is the incremental effect of ongoing CO2 emissions, vs. other gases? What are the chemical sources for all the gases?

    In a short snapshot of time, CO2 does not contribute much to the greenhouse effect. Water vapor and methane produce a greater percentage of warming. HOWEVER, the global balance of water vapor is not significantly changing, and imbalances cycle out of the atmosphere within a week or two (as rain). So while water vapor is a powerful greenhouse gas, it does not contribute to long-term climate trends very much. Methane lasts a lot longer than water vapor, but still quite a bit less time than CO2. That is because methane is not stable in the atmosphere; it breaks down into water, ozone, and...CO2. CO2 lasts a long time in the atmosphere. It is chemically stable and the carbon cycle moves slowly.

    We have a situation where mankind produces a lot of water vapor, methane, and CO2. The water vapor washes out of the atmosphere so quickly that no matter how much extra we produce, the balance is back a week later. Plus the amount we produce is tiny compared to say, ocean evaporation.

    Methane and CO2 are produced from living plant matter and from fossil fuels. Plant matter is made of CO2 that used to be in the atmosphere, so every plant we convert to CO2 will eventually be plant again, etc--keeping the system in balance. But methane and CO2 coming from fossil fuels are not part of our ongoing balance. And since CO2 lasts a long time, the aggregate effect of increases over decades will actually be the greatest due to CO2.

    A metaphor for this is a comparison of growing your money at 20% compounded for 2 years or 7% compounded for 10 years. Yes the former has a "larger effect," i.e. a bigger instantaneous interest rate. But even though the percentage is smaller, the latter produces the larger final effect. This is a metaphor for why scientists are most concerned about CO2 among the greenhouse gases. Whatever we do now with CO2, we're going to be stuck with the results for a long time.

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  220. Sure by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    The great part about this plan is that if it turns out we don't need it, we just stop dumping lime. I'm not a biochemist but I believe a strength of this proposal is that the process is lime-limited. Stop dumping the lime and the process stops. It cannot go "runaway."

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  221. overthinking things by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

    their solution to rising levels of C02 is to pollute our seawater with lime...
    hmm what absorbs C02 and produces O2... holy humping hand-grenades batman, let's plant more trees!

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  222. Killing the sea to stop killing the air? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, if we went even further, if we were to convert all our oxygen to its solid form, we would be ever so much colder

  223. Re:Ocean of Acid About Texas... (OT) by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Texas

    "The resolution did, however, include two unique provisions: first, it gave the new state of Texas the right to divide itself into as many as five states (a proposal never seriously considered). Second, Texas did not have to surrender its public lands to the federal government. Thus the only lands owned by the federal government within Texas have actually been purchased by the government, and the vast oil discoveries on state lands have provided a major revenue flow for the state universities."

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    http://tafkac.org/politics/texas_secession_rights.html

    "Texas does not have the right to secede, any more than any other state does. Which is not to say that Texas, or any other state, can't secede if it has a mind to; after all, 11 states did back in 1861. Many modern Texans have the vague idea - as did most secessionists - that because Texas entered as a former republic, it retained the right to leave the Union if it saw fit. However, no such clause appears in the congressional act authorizing Texas to join the Union. Because it was once independent, because it at one time did secede frmo the Union, and because its ideology is far different from that of the rest of the US, Texas has always clung to the idea of a guaranteed right of secession as a mark of its specialness and as a source of reassurance in case all else fails.

    One privelege Texas does reserve, and a condition that appears in the resolution approving its statehood, is the option to subdivide itself into as many as four states (a total of five). But Texas is more likely to leave the Union again than to fragment its identity and its land. "

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    http://www.texassecede.com/faq.asp

    Q: Doesn't the Texas Constitution reserve the right of Texas to secede?
                A:

    "No such provision is found in the current Texas Constitution[1](adopted in 1876) or the terms of annexation.[2] However, it does state (in Article 1, Section 1) that "Texas is a free and independent State, subject only to the Constitution of the United States..." (note that it does not state "...subject to the President of the United States..." or "...subject to the Congress of the United States..." or "...subject to the rest of the United States...")

    Neither the Texas Constitution, nor the Constitution of the united States, explicitly or implicitly disallows the secession of Texas (or any other "free and independent State") from the United States. Joining the "Union" was ever and always voluntary, rendering voluntary withdrawal an equally lawful and viable option (regardless of what any self-appointed academic, media, or government "experts"--including Abraham Lincoln himself--may have ever said)."

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    I wonder if NorCal would consider liming the water it sends downstream to LA, hehehe. I bet SoCal would divide and then try to CONQUER (or, KONK-WAR) NorCal.... Seems the Peripheral Canal is in the news/on the talk show circuit, again...

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  224. You need a good pool boy by mbstone · · Score: 1

    We Southern Californians are like so ahead of you on this issue. We have a pool boy that comes once a week and measures the water. Too much CO2, he adds a little calcium hydroxide from Home Depot. Just scale this to the whole planet and you're totally there.

    1. Re:You need a good pool boy by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      ...and you californians wonder why the rest of the US looks at you in a strange sort of way...
      Oh dude...i can't even begin to wonder at your intelligence and smugness...

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  225. Antacids!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sea is too acidic? Quick! Everyone dump your Tums into the ocean!

  226. Re: And how do we make lime?? by LeafOnTheWind · · Score: 1

    That may be true, I'm not familiar with lime production, only a little chem ;)

  227. too much of anything is bad for your health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its great and wonderful that this process will reduce CO2 in the atmosphere but have they really considered all the factors of that much lime being added to the ocean.
    Chemistry is not my forte but will not all this lime with the inclusion of CO2 end up replacing the Oxygen in the water that the majority of ocean dwelling fauna need to live on? Yes, you could say that there is an easy solution. Just dump the stuff in the deep ocean areas where it won't affect the heavy ecological systems of the coast, but then the ocean is not a stagnate pond. Its a complex mechanism that consist of both surface and deep ocean currents that will eventually spread the lime to those very Eco Systems.
    What kind of affect will the lime have on the temperature of the ocean? If it causes the ocean to increase temperature won't that add to global warming? I have a feeling that this solution is going to create more problem then it is going to solve.

  228. You don't put the lime in the oceans! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You put the lime in the Coke(tm)
    You put the lime in the Coke(tm)
    You put the lime in the Coke(tm), you nut.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddrgBOVSYCg

  229. destroy the sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and destroy the earth
    and kill all living organisms
    before u do the test
    plzzz
    when human thinks they are wise
    actually they are stupid

  230. Good, now we can move on by slapout · · Score: 1

    "Global Warming Stopped"

    Great! Now can we get back to vi vs. emacs.

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  231. Correlation = Causation? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    From what I've read and seen in the last few dozen "Greenhouse Effect" and "Global Warming" demonstrations I've witnessed, as well as articles I've read on the matters, the existence of CO2 doesn't chemically warm things, rather it emits low levels of infrared radiation that it initially must absorb (the "greenhouse effect" being an extremely deceptive name, because glass greenhouses block what CO2 doesn't absorb, and allows through what CO2 blocks) but it's potentially "sending back" as much radiation as it allows through. It wouldn't be so popular as a refrigerant/fire extinguisher if it heated things chemically.

    In short, I've seen data that shows correlation, but never causation. I'm welcome to being enlightened on this subject if you have material for me to read up on. The global warming "experts" I've talked to have been less than helpful, but they were never chemists.

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  232. Futurama anyone? by chaney · · Score: 0

    Hey! It's like that Futurama episode, except it's with limestone instead of ice... COOL! Eh... well, sort of.

  233. White dust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't that just create a tons of white dust like the one from humidifier when you fill it with hard water?

  234. keep lime in the big apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let the trees grow, and let 3 main bearing boxers feed them. Keep the lime in the cities, it stinks already. Not enough, Add ocen to the cities, and your lime experiments, stop traffic all together....big ocean and lime flood for the morns locale that came up with this repulsively stupid idea.where are the goddamn trees...where there is none. I am sure God had a co2 accident bigger than all our cars and panics about them...and made it magically disappear...Kill ricers , hemis, bring the real little power house boxer back, and flood cities with lime and oceans. simple. Master plan.

  235. Shell? Is that SHELL as in OIL pushing this junk? by kickassweb · · Score: 1

    Yes, I RTFA. And couldn't believe my eyes. This is another wacko scheme to derail real climate change remediation, and create a distraction.

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  236. Blackmail the world by odinjurkowski · · Score: 0

    I will create an ice age by dumping lime into the oceans unless you pay me... ONE MILLION DOLLARS Ha, ha, ha

  237. Re:Riiight. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    i wasn't saying scientists fund their own research, i was saying that organizations such as Union of Concerned Scientists don't fund scientists; scientists in fact contribute to them. on the other hand, rightwing organizations such as the Heartland institute or the TASSC most definitely do pay handsome fees to scientists who sing their tune. i'm not implying that there is a deliberate lie for pay, but as noted before, it's pretty hard to convince somebody of something when heir paycheck requires it to be false. as for the agenda of every funding organization, what is the agenda of the nsf? noaa? nasa? it isn't obvious to me that these organizations are dedicated to stamping out fossil fuels for some reason, and will invent global warming if that's the only way to do so. on the other hand, i feel the interest of shell, exxonmobil, et al in sponsoring research is fairly clear. furthermore, the public funded research gets published whether the outcome is pro or con; private research is very rarely published if it's contrary to the sponsor's interests; it's their intellectual property to do with as they wish. (not just in climate, but in all fields; food/nutrition, drugs, etc.)

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  238. Lime and sea water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, I could be wrong... but wouldn't that formula result in some form of Corona?

  239. Brush Management Guide by Nymz · · Score: 2, Informative
    Underrated Parent Post

    You can't clear out any of the underbrush, and we have to stop wild fires right away! (See California)

    Your Flamebait Post

    Wow. What a broad brush you've got there. Brush clearing has always been okay, even on public lands.
    Jeezus, what bunch of hand-wringing whiny pussies conservatives have become.

    My Informative Post
    You are wrong, this is July. Brush clearing is not 'always' ok, in fact it's prohibited between March 1st and August 15th (about 6 months out of the year). Here's an example reference from the Brush Management Guide for the city of San Diego in California.

    NOTE: Brush management activities are prohibited within coastal sage scrub, maritime succulent scrub, and coastal sage-chaparral habitats from March 1 through August 15...

  240. Open Source Method? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm suprised nobody mentioned that their efforts at turning the idea into reality (by drawing on diverse sources of expertise) are inspired by "Open Source":

    http://www.cquestrate.com/

    1. Re:Open Source Method? by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      Sweet Jesus you're right. This is easily the most depressing thing I've seen all day.

      It's an astroturf campaign aimed at free software/anti-patent advocates, brought to you by the allegedly reformed "energy sector". From the style, I'm thinking it may have been built by people like these guys, or a similar outfit, that do stuff like this.

      Even if you're a climate-change flat-earther, you all have to realize that you're being manipulated. "Developing An Open Source Solution to Climate Change"? What does that even mean?

      And have any of you read the comments? The already totally-populated tag cloud? The keyword metadata?

      This is a PR campaign, what these fine human beings in marketing call "online strategies". I wouldn't be surprised if some of the ACs on this discussion aren't part of this "campaign" (You all suck, btw. Trolling for the lulz is fine, but trolling for a paycheck is just fucked).

      Reducing net carbon emissions by not putting millions of tons of it into the atmosphere is apparently way too difficult. Much easier to change the chemistry of earth's oceans (wtf?!).

  241. Sounds reasonable by SourGrapes · · Score: 1

    That's interesting; I've been combating Global Warming by adding lime to gin and tonic. It's worked pretty well so far.

  242. Save the ecosystem, kill the fish! by Samarian+Hillbilly · · Score: 1

    Great idea,
    But wouldn't it be easier to stop global warming by nuking all the humans? It would also solve a lot of other problems like poverty, racism, traffic, smog and cancer. Think about it.

  243. Lime's effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about this:

    Lime is a fish poison.

    Vast amounts of lime are going to be dumped into the oceans.

    The whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag could not be better used.

  244. CO2 "greenhouse" effect by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Agreed on the inapt name, but it's one of those terms that is now so common that it's probably impossible put the genie back in the bottle.

    CO2 absorbs infrared (IR) light of certain wavelengths and then re-emits IR light. It passes visible light. This acts to warm the surface of the Earth in the following way. Let's say 100 units of sunlight pass through the atmospheric CO2 and hit the Earth's surface. 30 are immediately reflected, while the other 70 are absorbed, and then re-emitted as IR light.

    Of those 70, let's say 10 are absorbed by the atmospheric CO2, and re-emitted in all directions evenly...for simplicity's sake let's ignore the sideways and say that 5 are emitted up into space, and 5 are emitted down toward the ground. The lower 5 are absorbed by the ground and then re-emitted upward, where they are once again absorbed and re-emitted by the atmospheric CO2. So now you have 2.5 going out into space, and 2.5 going down to the ground again. Iterate by halves until there's no more light left.

    But the key is that these are all cumulative. So between the ground and the atmospheric CO2 you have an energy influx of 70 of visible, plus 5 of IR, plus 2.5 of IR, plus 1.75 of IR, etc. The end result is that between the CO2 and the ground, the number is over 70--the climate experiences an energy level greater than expected. In other words it is warmer than the sun would seem to provide in influx.

    If the percentage of molecules of CO2 in the atmosphere goes up, it's obviously going to have a better chance of catching those IR photons and re-emitting them. The ultimate CO2 greenhouse effect is on Venus, which has an atmosphere of over 90% CO2. It is farther from the sun than Mercury but its surface is hotter than Mercury's because of all that CO2 trapping IR (heat).

    This is grossly simplified of course, but the basic concept is there...IR is intercepted on its way back into space and partially re-emitted downward. This IR back-and-forth effectively "traps" some energy and produces a climate on the surface that is warmer than would be otherwise expected, say if calculated using only a black-body radiation model. In fact this discrepancy is what led to the initial concepts of "greenhouse gases" in the 19th century.

    The big difference today is that quantum mechanics provides a detailed model for why CO2 absorbs or emits certain wavelengths of light. I'm not going to pretend to understand that...I was a geology major not a physics major.

    More on the "greenhouse" effect:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_effect

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  245. How do we get the lime to the sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using Solar Powered Scooters? How much C02 will we burn just transporting the stuff?

  246. Remember this? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Nixon: ... thus solving the problem once and for all.
    Little girl: But ...
    Nixon: ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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  247. Re:"Solution" does not fulfill political goals of by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Oh please. You just sit back and watch what happens to the arctic ice shelves in the next decennium. Then think about that a couple of years and then open your mouth again.

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  248. Re:_ WTF?!?!? by Shadow_139 · · Score: 1

    No I'm Irish, I dont need to make terrorist threats. We have also completed are place of taking over the worlds by setting up secret bases hidden inside Irish Pubs all over the world.......

  249. Oh, not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the CO2 really increase ? How did you reach that conclusion ? Based on intrusive inspection of ice cylinders from lake Vostok ? If it did increase, do humans have anything to do with it ?

    Who told you that the CO2 is relevant to the Greenhouse effect ? Who told you the recent warming as due to human activities ? Al Gore ?

    For crying out loud... Get yourself informed. Read wikipedia. Listen to what real scientists say, not what politicians and reporters write. Forget about the media, respected "nature" magazines, etc. They're all full of crap.

  250. No smoking hot spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Evans July 18, 2008

    I DEVOTED six years to carbon accounting, building models for the Australian Greenhouse Office. I am the rocket scientist who wrote the carbon accounting model (FullCAM) that measures Australia's compliance with the Kyoto Protocol, in the land use change and forestry sector.

    FullCAM models carbon flows in plants, mulch, debris, soils and agricultural products, using inputs such as climate data, plant physiology and satellite data. I've been following the global warming debate closely for years.

    When I started that job in 1999 the evidence that carbon emissions caused global warming seemed pretty good: CO2 is a greenhouse gas, the old ice core data, no other suspects.

    The evidence was not conclusive, but why wait until we were certain when it appeared we needed to act quickly? Soon government and the scientific community were working together and lots of science research jobs were created. We scientists had political support, the ear of government, big budgets, and we felt fairly important and useful (well, I did anyway). It was great. We were working to save the planet.

    But since 1999 new evidence has seriously weakened the case that carbon emissions are the main cause of global warming, and by 2007 the evidence was pretty conclusive that carbon played only a minor role and was not the main cause of the recent global warming. As Lord Keynes famously said, "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?"

    There has not been a public debate about the causes of global warming and most of the public and our decision makers are not aware of the most basic salient facts:

    1. The greenhouse signature is missing. We have been looking and measuring for years, and cannot find it.

    Each possible cause of global warming has a different pattern of where in the planet the warming occurs first and the most. The signature of an increased greenhouse effect is a hot spot about 10 km up in the atmosphere over the tropics. We have been measuring the atmosphere for decades using radiosondes: weather balloons with thermometers that radio back the temperature as the balloon ascends through the atmosphere. They show no hot spot. Whatsoever.

    If there is no hot spot then an increased greenhouse effect is not the cause of global warming. So we know for sure that carbon emissions are not a significant cause of the global warming. If we had found the greenhouse signature then I would be an alarmist again.

    When the signature was found to be missing in 2007 (after the latest IPCC report), alarmists objected that maybe the readings of the radiosonde thermometers might not be accurate and maybe the hot spot was there but had gone undetected. Yet hundreds of radiosondes have given the same answer, so statistically it is not possible that they missed the hot spot.

    Recently the alarmists have suggested we ignore the radiosonde thermometers, but instead take the radiosonde wind measurements, apply a theory about wind shear, and run the results through their computers to estimate the temperatures. They then say that the results show that we cannot rule out the presence of a hot spot. If you believe that you'd believe anything.

    2. There is no evidence to support the idea that carbon emissions cause significant global warming. None. There is plenty of evidence that global warming has occurred, and theory suggests that carbon emissions should raise temperatures (though by how much is hotly disputed) but there are no observations by anyone that implicate carbon emissions as a significant cause of the recent global warming.

    3. The satellites that measure the world's temperature all say that the warming trend ended in 2001, and that the temperature has dropped about 0.6 ÂC in the past year (to the temperature of 1980). Land-based temperature readings are corrupted by the "urban heat island" effect: urban areas encroaching on thermometer stations warm the micro-climate around the thermometer, due to vegetation changes, concrete, cars, houses.

    1. Re:No smoking hot spot by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      http://www.desmogblog.com/who-is-rocket-scientist-david-evans

      http://scienceblogs.com/deltoid/2008/07/the_australians_war_on_science_16.php

      Yah, I know, typical liberal media, cirkular links, etc.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=rocket+scientist+david+evans

      Not a rocket scientist. Not a climatologist. Not a top anything. Average Windows programmer. Cashing in on "consulting" for think-tanks.

    2. Re:No smoking hot spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I appreciate the links. Don't get me wrong, but... instead of questioning who wrote, how about questioning what has been written ?

    3. Re:No smoking hot spot by daemonburrito · · Score: 1

      The author (Mr. Evans) begins his article with an appeal from authority, i.e. "I am the rocket scientist who wrote the carbon accounting model (FullCAM) that measures Australia's compliance with the Kyoto Protocol".

      My apparent ad hominem was actually not fallacious, in that the claim of authority, which I might have been willing to accept, turned out to be false. So the first paragraph of Mr. Evan's article (of which there are several in the same vein) actually begs for "questioning who wrote".

      Honestly, I didn't pursue his claims after it became obvious that he wasn't a climatologist working for the Australian government, as he implicitly suggests. He was a programmer who wrote the desktop client software, apparently.

      His resume turns up in the first page of google results. In it are references to two scientific papers that had been published, twenty years ago, in an unrelated field (electronics, right?). IANACS, but I think it is reasonable to expect that as a truly credentialed academic (Stanford), he has the skills to submit a paper, if indeed he is on to something that the whole field of climatology is missing.

      This is very familiar to all who remember the campaigning on behalf of the tobacco industry in the 80s. Asking me to put on my oncologist hat and prove to you that smoking causes lung cancer isn't fair. The circumstantial evidence that he is full of it (gets paid by a pro-coal think tank, lack of credentials in the field, no papers in journals, lying about his experience) is strong enough to dismiss this, imho.

      Checking sources is one way we navigate through fields not in our specialties. This guy is not a good source of information about climate science. The Lavoisier Group is not a good source of information about climate science. Infowars, obviously, is not a good source of information about anything at all.

  251. Re:Anonymouns Coward by cryptodan · · Score: 0

    True enough (and no, I'm not the AC/GP), but on a macro scale...

    * how much CO2 will get released by transporting the stuff from mine, to mfr. plant, to ocean drop-off points? Simply dumping it at the beach from the end of a really long conveyor belt won't do much good, and would actually do more harm (by turning that locality into a giant caustic soup).

    * how much CO2-sequestering plant life has to be cleared away to get at the sheer amount of raw materials needed (e.g. strip-mining)?

    You could simply dust the ocean using civilian and military air craft that fly over the Atlantic and the Pacific. The currents would then distribute it.

  252. Re:Anonymouns Coward by zsau · · Score: 1

    Well they were talking about the Nullarbor Plain. Now, I know nothing about lime and amount of CO2 and such like, but I do know a little bit of Latin and a little bit of Australian geography — enough to know that "null arbor" means "no trees" and that that's an accurate description of the place. The Australian outback's already a great big mine feeding the Chinese economy; we could do worse than to make our giant brown coal-burning powerplants a little less dirty.

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  253. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    All corporations are required *by law* not to consider the public good, but only consider their bottom line.

    That's complete and utter crap. While it's true that some shareholders have successfully sued companies for allowing profit opportunities to pass (it's usually a negative... meaning the company DIDN'T do something they had the opportunity to do), it's certainly not true that "by law companies are not to consider public good."

    Do realize how paranoid that sounds? How completely irrational?

    Do you think scientists are going to get funding from non-profits and government grants when they say "no, there's nothing wrong" or "it's not really that bad?"

    Everybody has an agenda; there's absolutely no reason to believe anyone over anyone else, you simply have to look at the facts. Given your attitude, it doesn't matter if the findings are factual.

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  254. Lime sucks compared to iron fertilization by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Iron Fertilization is a far more effective way to sequester carbon.

    According to wikipedia, worst case, 16 supertanker loads of iron costing 27 billion dollars total dumpped in low iron areas of the ocean would sequester the 3 gigatons of CO2. At that rate, to nullify human carbon emmissions by sequestering it all would mean fertilizing the ocean with enough iron to sequester 30 gigatons of CO2 per year at a cost of 270 billion dollars per year.

    This would actually be quite affordable when you consider that "the annual value of the global carbon credit market is projected to exceed $1 trillion by 2012 "

    Of course there is the law of unintended consequences to deal with, and also it's possible that only the first 3 gigatons of sequestration would be possible to so efficiently bring about. It might be that after fertilizing the ocean to sequester the first 3 gigatons, that the next 27 gigatons would require dumping iron where it would less efficiently sequester CO2, or perhaps not.

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  255. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I agree with you to an extent, but the problem is denouncing factual findings simply because a certain source sponsored the research. You can't hand-wave and ignore factual findings just because the research was sponsored by some "evil" oil company.

    Environmentalists have been playing your game for years - they get to ignore any research they disagree with because they can point a finger to a source of funding that has an agenda. EVERYONE has an agenda.

    If you don't think NASA, the NSF and NOAA, as well many university scientists, don't have agendas to gain additional funding and status, you're truly naive.

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  256. I got a source in Jersey who can get you lime by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    All the lime you need. No questions asked.

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  257. Re:Riiight. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    but "agendas to gain additional funding and status" involve things like "proving that idiot gabnowskowich at university of london doesn't know a gymnosperm tree ring from a stress artifact in a cycad trunk", rather than proving that petroleum will destroy the earth. and the granting agencies operate on that basis. in fact, the majority of the calls that "more research on global warming is needed" come from the unbelievers; who then argue six months later that the scientists are just doing it because that's where the grant money is. look; if my agenda is to get home from work and have dinner, and somebody else's agenda is to smack me over the head and take my wallet, even though we each have an agenda, it's not exactly symmetrical.

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  258. Re:Riiight. by eagee · · Score: 1

    So you're saying environmental scientists made global warming up for financial gain? If so, that's a pretty laughable conclusion. Do you have any idea what kind of shoestring budget a non profit environmental scientist works off of? I mean, really, what do you think, they make up "lies" about global warming so they can live paycheck to paycheck? Don't you think they would just go work for a corporation and make the big bucks if they had so little integrity?

  259. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    So you're saying environmental scientists made global warming up for financial gain?

    I said nothing of the sort; what I did say is that everyone has an agenda, whether they are puppets for a big corporation or someone trying to make a name or score a big grant.

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  260. Re:Riiight. by eagee · · Score: 1

    Do you think scientists are going to get funding from non-profits and government grants when they say "no, there's nothing wrong" or "it's not really that bad?"

    I agree that everyone has an agenda. I'm just a lot more skeptical of findings from corporate research, than I am of findings from people not making money from it. That's the beauty of the scientific community though, it can all be tested. If it is good research then others outside of the oil industry should be able to corroborate it.

  261. Re:Riiight. by alta · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's recursive. And I type this knowing I'll never be able to read it again.

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  262. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    Nothing wrong with being skeptical... I'm skeptical of everything anyone says on the matter, regardless of which "side" they happen to be on... but that was my point; skepticism is one thing, but entirely dismissing research because of who sponsored it is not a rebuttal; it's practically an admission of not being able to fight facts with facts.

    That's what the first post I was responding to did.

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  263. Re:Riiight. by eagee · · Score: 1

    So if I understand what you're saying, then you're more frustrated about the prejudice any side exhibits when they clearly aren't considering the facts? I respect that. I think I could use a healthy does of skepticism for people who "agree" with my point of view. Honestly, after so many years of this being a political issue instead of a scientific one I'm just feeling a little bit frustrated. If you don't mind my asking (b/c I'm genuinely interested), what do you do to separate propaganda from science? It seems like the integrity of our media outlets has been waning for quite some time ... but maybe that's just my perception and they've always been this way.

  264. Re:Riiight. by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    You have to look at the sources... I don't mean the sponsors, I mean you have to look at the research, and often enough you need to wait to hear a rebuttal from the "other" side of the issue.

    What I've often found on one side of this debate (and I'm not going to say which, I'm not trying to take sides) is that if you follow the trail of cited sources, they often lead to the same evidence - some of which has been found.. let's say "lacking."

    I'm still basically up in the air on the whole issue... because I AM skeptical. I hear it's warming, but the last ten years are cooling, but the anecdotal evidence says otherwise, but this is the coldest summer in Alaska in many decades, but it's due to La Nina and not any world wide climate trends, etc., etc..

    I also KNOW for a FACT that both sides of the issue have used incredibly misleading data, and I look at appeals to the heart as negatives. For example the picture of the polar bears that long ago was used to show polar bears "frolicking" had been used to show polar bears "stuck on melting ice." Conversely, every time I hear about the coldest day here or there, I know the people making an anti-GW case are being disingenuous. But more than anything else, I know both sides have lied.

    That's why I find all evidence "interesting" until I can figure out how valid it is, I don't just say "so and so sponsored it so it must not be true."

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