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  1. Re:Amazing how bad PR always helps Apple get it ri on Apple Reverses iPad "No Cash Purchase" Policy · · Score: 1

    > 1. Apple does something really dumb
    > 2. They get bad press for it
    > 3. A higher up at Apple goes "yeah, now that I >think about it, that is really dumb"
    > 4. Apple reverses the policy to something not dumb

    5. Profit! 1 through 4 gives Apple a free publicity. "Gee whiz those bad boyz did that again!"

  2. Overrated. on Philip K. Dick's Exegesis To Be Published In 2011 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not that I'm trying to offend Ph. K. Dick's fans, but IMHO he was just a schizofrenic. He does not offer any particular insights into the future. Yes, his writings are notably different from most of the SciFi garbage, but diferent doesn't mean better. It's OK, but would you expect any revelations from psychotic type of personality? I don't. Yeah, I read many of his books, just to see what's this all about. As I said, my only impression that he's quite delusional kind of person.

    Stuff I do like: Heinlein. and S. Lem.

  3. and when there's no more oil left ... on Can Oil-Eating Bacteria Help Clean Up the Gulf Oil Spill? · · Score: 1

    these little critters start devouring the overweight gamers for their fat.

    Not sure if this is a good or bad end of the story, though.

  4. 99 U. Phoenix diplomas on a wall ... on Brain Training Games Don't Train Your Brain · · Score: 1

    and don't forget your pet hamster. it can get a diploma too.

  5. 99 bottles of beer on the wall ... on Brain Training Games Don't Train Your Brain · · Score: 1

    hey, it should at least improve you arithmetic skills, shouldn't it?

  6. Can't they just combine obituaries with some ads on Newspaper Death Notices May Be a Dying Business · · Score: 1

    thus decreasing the cost.

    Something like this: Bozo Mortuary Services: We put "Fun" back to Funerals.

  7. Simulate people? on Aussie Army Trains With Fleet of Robots On Segways · · Score: 1

    I thought aussies are fighting with cane toads and camels.

  8. will make a great Cat's Cradle - like SF story. on MIT Researchers Harness Viruses To Split Water · · Score: 1

    Virus multiplies, converts *all* water on the Earth into a hydrogen ... All life on the Earth disappeared except for the hydrogen-powered vehicles which evolve into intelligent beings.

  9. me thinks we're really in trouble when on NASA Summoned To Fix Prius Problems · · Score: 1

    NASA has to call Chuck Norris.

  10. Some basic arithmetic skills is still OK to teach on BC Prof Suggests Young Children Need Less Formal Math, Not More · · Score: 1

    but probably can hold on with algebra till the 6th grade or so.

  11. Jokes aside, how do you feel when you lost Wiki? on Wikipedia Explains Today's Global Outage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was rather pissed. And the only thing I was going to do is to look up a few math terms. Ended up using PlanetMath and few other sites, but when Wki came back, I check them as well as guess what: they had the most comprehensive and informative articles. That's the first outage I remember since I started using Wiki.

  12. they're gonna teach us how to see 3D images. on Best Buy Offers Bogus "3D Sync" Service · · Score: 1

    How to synchronize both eyes. Even after a few shots of Stoli.

  13. that's a backbone router, stupid. on Cisco's New Router — Trouble For Hollywood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the whole thing of "downloading DVD in a few seconds" is a complete nonsense. We're talking about a backbone router. You download speed is limited by the bandwidth of the either end point of your connection, whichever is slower. *That's* your major bottleneck, and not a bottleneck on a backbone.

  14. FIRST THEY came for the salt ... on Bill To Ban All Salt In Restaurant Cooking · · Score: 1

    but I wasn't ... eh forget it.

  15. Don't get mad, get even. on Learning and Maintaining a Large Inherited Codebase? · · Score: 1

    This is what I've done once upon a time.

    1. Tell management the code is completely undocumented, not maintainable, unstructred piece of Dukakis.

    2. Offer to rewrite the code completely. Chance are they would agree. Of course it depends how large is the code.

    3. Rewrite the code. Make sure it's undocumented, not maintainable, unstructured piece of Dukakis.

    4. Resign.

  16. Paul listens Rush Limbaugh, ... on Bark Beetles Hate Rush Limbaugh and Heavy Metal · · Score: 1

    kills Ringo. More news at 11.

  17. reminds the study ... on Turns Out You Actually Can Be Bored To Death · · Score: 1

    over 95% of those doing heavy drugs were breastfed. Hence ... what?

    Now how to they now those being bored had that feeling because they already had some health problems?

  18. the best way, IMHO on Pen Still Mightier Than the Laptop For Notetaking? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I take the notes with a pen and paper and also record everything with a voice recorder. Since I'm taking mostly math courses, it works out quite well. I focus on writing the formula with annotations, and then when the lecture is over, I reconstruct the whole thing. The annotations help to connect the voice recording and my scribbles. That takes some extra time, of course, but the end result is detailed lecture, with everything on a blackboard carefully reconstructed. As a last shot, I typeset the whole thing in LaTeX (if I have time).

    I think, if you start using computer (tablet or whatever), you won't have the ``instant connection to the recording media" that pen and paper provide.

    As a side note, my favorite professor normally creates some handwritten outline of the lecture, but all the proofs and staff he does on the fly. By accident, while talking to him, I've mentioned I have recorded and typeset his lectures. He looked at them and liked them so much he asked me if he can use them as a supplementary material for his course(s). I didn't mind at all, of course.

  19. I think Bill looks like Hobbs. on "Calvin and Hobbes" Creator Bill Watterson Looks Back With No Regrets · · Score: 1

    Smiling, but there is something inside ... ready to jump at you ...

  20. if he were a real pro ... on Interview With a Convicted 419 Scammer · · Score: 1

    he would have offered him a help with having his conviction voided. for a moderate fee, of course.

  21. imagine: if the whole human race were wiped out on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: 1

    that long ago, we would have never had an Apple Tablet on January 27th. What a scary thought!

  22. wearable computer is dead, on Asus Says Netbook Is Dead, Hello Wearable Computers · · Score: 1

    hello implantable computer.

  23. In Soviet Abkhazia ... on Half of Google News Users Browse But Don't Click · · Score: 1

    they make you *into* a hamburger.

  24. speaking of "being ahead of the curve" on Quantum Encryption Implementation Broken · · Score: 1

    We don't have a quantum computer to provide the quantum encryption yet, but the encryption is already broken.

    I think it's time for my beauty rest.

  25. my experience on How To Teach a 12-Year-Old To Program? · · Score: 1

    When I learned the basic algorithms, we used Pascal. It had just a few quirks, so you can focus on logic. Subsequently I ended up mastering both C and assembly language fairly quickly and fairly well, and those became my main languages.

    Since Pascal is essentially passe, I would recommend some minimalistic interpretive language instead, like Python, as a starting point.