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Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago

Hugh Pickens writes "Scientific American has a story on researchers from the University of Utah who have calculated that 1.2 million years ago, at a time when our ancestors Homo erectus, H. ergaster, and archaic H. sapiens were spreading through Africa, Europe, and Asia, there were probably only about 18,500 individuals capable of breeding in all these species together (PNAS paper here). Pre-humans were an endangered species with a smaller population than today's gorillas and chimpanzees. Researchers scanned two completely sequenced modern human genomes for a type of mobile element called Alu sequences, then compared the nucleotides in these old regions with the overall diversity in the two genomes to estimate differences in effective population size, and thus genetic diversity between modern and early humans. Human geneticist Lynn Jorde says that the diminished genetic diversity one million years ago suggests human ancestors experienced a catastrophic event at that time as devastating as the Toba super-volcano in Indonesia that triggered a nuclear winter and is thought to have nearly annihilated humans 70,000 years ago."

356 comments

  1. Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's nothing. I mean, the whole race started from just two people, right?

    1. Re:Pfft... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      And a mere 6000 years ago too. All that business about 70,000 and 1.2 millions years ago is a distraction to test our faith.

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    2. Re:Pfft... by flyneye · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm actually more of a theoretical physics fan, but, I'd take this a lot more seriously as would philanthropists and religious factions (Christians aren't the only religious skeptics), if the words, perhaps, might have, could have and maybe weren't dished around in this wing of science quite as much. Even a devolved proto-monkey like Bill Clinton was able to extemporize what the meaning of "is ", is.
              Believe me ,it's not just the faithful, but, also the more enthusiastic, usually students of the archeological community, who appear to be,.. well...wishful.

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    3. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey, your bias against Christians is showing!
      You must be a liberal. You know, tolerant of everything, except for the things you aren't. I'd make fun of your beliefs but you dont really have any. So I guess I'll just feel bad for you.

    4. Re:Pfft... by xouumalperxe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean, the whole race started from just two people, right?

      More like from a guy having sex with his rib.

    5. Re:Pfft... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1, Funny

      >I'll just feel bad for you

      How could you not say "I'll just pray for you"

    6. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'll just feel bad for you

      How could you not say "I'll just pray for you"

      Because he doesn't want to improve the persons situation.

    7. Re:Pfft... by ionix5891 · · Score: 1

      no wonder ./ers get no xxx

      you dont call a lady a "rib" ;)

    8. Re:Pfft... by Nerdfest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine how much smarter we'd be if our parents weren't related.

    9. Re:Pfft... by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know Adam was the first to yank his bone. I guess that's why they call him the first man.

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    10. Re:Pfft... by denzo · · Score: 0, Troll

      And a mere 6000 years ago too. All that business about 70,000 and 1.2 millions years ago is a distraction to test our faith.

      We have written evidence of a 6,000-year-old Earth, and we have pseudo-scientific evidence of a 4.5 billion-year-old Earth (where not a single dating method works in this time scale, hence it is pseudo-science, not science). The only people who can't conceptualize a 6,000-year-old Earth are those who assume that decay rates and geologic deposition processes are constant rather than slowing down due to entropy. I observe a car slow down to a stop light, so therefore all cars drive 10 MPH.

    11. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You call a book evidence? How is a book evidence? So, if I write a book refuting your book, then do I negate your evidence? Funny how you call a book that contradicts itself evidence, but real evidence you call pseudo-science because it doesn't fit your belief.

    12. Re:Pfft... by toriver · · Score: 5, Informative

      We also have written evidence that Frodo set forth from the Shire in order to destroy the One Ring before it fell into the hands of Sauron. But so what?

    13. Re:Pfft... by Zoolander · · Score: 5, Funny

      So that's what 'Ribbed for Your pleasure' comes from!

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    14. Re:Pfft... by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Christians? I thought Genesis was a Jewish story, first.

    15. Re:Pfft... by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Well, you know ladies these days, so skinny they're all bones. We have come full circle.

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    16. Re:Pfft... by eleuthero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While this is written with a "troll" tone, it does present an excellent point on the use of evidence. Religious documents typically present themselves as fact (apart from L. Ron Hubbard's at any rate), and these can be (not speaking of whether they should... that's probably a different argument altogether) tested using legal / historical methods. The Bible as it is written should be evaluated as if it were a legal brief. Does its evidence pass muster? This is completely distinct from the testing of evidence in a scientific sense. We are looking for probabilities, not testable hypotheses.

      Written evidence as well as word-of-mouth evidence across many cultures would point towards a fairly recent beginning to civilization. Current scientific methods point towards something older. The situation calls for a reevaluation of the reliability of both methods of evaluation - is historical evidence testable? No. Is scientific evidence subject to human error? Yes. Should we throw out either because one seems to contradict the other? Not necessarily (though we should certainly look towards re-evaluating the bases for our positions). If God created the world in the past 10,000 years, then we should be actively seeking to demonstrate this as fitting with the collected data or not. What we have instead is two completely distinct groups each operating on different originating assumptions. One developed out of 19th century "scientific" assumptions, the other out of particular approaches to reading the text of the Bible / other religious works. Organizations existed in the past to bridge the gap between these two approaches (though they are fewer today).

    17. Re:Pfft... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Christianity assumes the Jewish canon as the first section of its Bible as it holds that it is the completion of the Jewish faith. You could also comment here on the Koran which holds that it is a similar continuation (and purification) of the previous two religion's documents... and the Mormon texts make a similar claim (though this one is more directly falsifiable given the origination of the Book of Abraham as a falsely translated section of an Egyptian Book of the Dead).

    18. Re:Pfft... by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      *shrug* sure, I was just pointing out the Christian bias that leads one to immediately conclude that mocking the creation story is primarily bias against Christians rather than against Jews or, as you point out, Muslims.

    19. Re:Pfft... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      makes sense - the Christian bias is likely due to Christians being the more vocal party in the US (the only country I know of with the possible exceptions of S. Korea and the Central American countries) that have issues between Theistic creation and long-term development of the universe.

    20. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not fair really. Dating the birth of Adam to 6000 odd years back doesn't mean shit anyway, when Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel left the Garden of Eden there were already cities which the sons took wives from. Creation was never meant to be instantaneous event but a metaphor for the creation of everything in the universe. Of course those who take it literally are missing the point entirely, but it doesn't make Genisis incompatible with modern science.

    21. Re:Pfft... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Hey, your bias against the small but extremely loud minority of fundamentalists is showing!

      FTFY. But then, you probably don't consider Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, Lutherans, Anglicans, and so on to be *Real* Christians.

      You must be a liberal. You know, tolerant of everything, except for the things you aren't.

      I think you'll find liberals aren't very "tolerant" of Nazis, either. Conservatives, however, will tend to point and make fun of people who look different than they do or do "absurd" things like use chopsticks. Perhaps you have no idea of what tolerance means.

      I'd make fun of your beliefs but you dont really have any.

      Ah, the old "they aren't a fundie like me, so they must be atheist" routine. I get that from you fundie Pat Robertson loving nutjobs even after I've made it abundantly clear that I am *not* an atheist.

    22. Re:Pfft... by denzo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We also have written evidence that Frodo set forth from the Shire in order to destroy the One Ring before it fell into the hands of Sauron. But so what?

      Which is more plausible, even as a fictional work, to reality than some of the fanciful imaginations of staunch evolutionists that have been passed on as "scientific" theory and pushed in the academic community as absolute fact (and laugh anybody who disagrees with them out of the journals).

    23. Re:Pfft... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The Lord of the Rings also presents itself as factual. So does Star Wars. Why (i.e., to what extent) should the Bible be considered any more factual?

      Are you going to believe that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt just because the Bible says that happened? I'm sorry, but I find it a lot more reasonable to consider that as fiction. OTOH, I don't have much trouble believing that Lot shacked up with his daughters, and that this was the foundation of two of the tribes of Israel. So I tend to consider PARTS of the Bible as probably historical. *PROBABLY*!!! I don't give it a high probability unless it's confirmed from other sources, but I'll give it 55 or 60% if it's inherently plausible. And not contradicted by other sources.

      Note also that the Bible has been translated multiple times, and the different translations, even where they agree on what happened, tend to put different emotional weighing on different parts. Also remember that a lot of the Bible was political propaganda when it was written. And was as reliable as such things usually are.

      E.g.: Was John the Baptist a non-worldly prophet, or the leader of a political revolutionary movement? I have seen evidence both ways. And also that he didn't really exist, at least not at the time reported. And also that he was the leader of a religious revolutionary movement. (OTOH, I'm not sure that any separation between religious and political has any meaning at that time and place.)

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    24. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had ribs that good.

    25. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two people and a few monkeys.

    26. Re:Pfft... by denzo · · Score: 1

      ... when Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel left the Garden of Eden there were already cities which the sons took wives from. Creation was never meant to be instantaneous event but a metaphor for the creation of everything in the universe. Of course those who take it literally are missing the point entirely, but it doesn't make Genisis incompatible with modern science.

      Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden before Cain and Abel were born. Eve likely conceived and bore females also (as Hebrew writings usually focus on male decedents and often leave out details of females). Cain likely married his sister (although Mosaic Law would later prohibit this practice, in-breeding was a requirement for the advancement of Adam and Eve's race).

      The side-effects of in-breeding, mainly genetic deficiencies in offspring, would have little effect on the first offspring of genetically perfect parents. This could point to one explanation of why humans initially had longer lifespans, which decreased over time as human genetics degraded gradually because of further in-breeding in Noah's time after the flood (which seems to be the point in time which human lifespans reduced to near where we are today).

      I personally think there is more to Genesis than metaphors.

    27. Re:Pfft... by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      It's irrelevant. The Bible was never intended to be an accurate historical account, but rather an accurate account of God's work. Trying to use the Bible to define historical events is foolish, as that was never it's intended purpose.

    28. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also have written evidence that Frodo set forth from the Shire in order to destroy the One Ring before it fell into the hands of Sauron. But so what?

      Which is more plausible, even as a fictional work, to reality than some of the fanciful imaginations of staunch evolutionists that have been passed on as "scientific" theory and pushed in the academic community as absolute fact (and laugh anybody who disagrees with them out of the journals).

      Really?! That sounds more plausible to you?

      Say, would you like to help me get $3Billon out of Nigerian deposit account?

      If so PM me with your bank account details and social security details. How's that sound? eh? eh?

    29. Re:Pfft... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      This is an intriguing statement - if one accepts the Bible as an accurate account of God's work, how can it be inaccurate historically? Does God work outside of history? While a divine being should be regarded as capable of something of this sort (I would suspect He might be less than divine otherwise), his work in history is the only thing a human can interact with.

      From another angle, if it was not intended to be a historical account, it can at least be trusted as much as those rare "historical" accounts out there from the ancient period. Thucydides has a great deal of fiction within it.

      Perhaps you are coming at the Bible from a different perspective, however. What is the basis for the statement that defining "historical events" through the Bible is "foolish." First hand accounts from multiple sources are compiled into an anthology all the time to make it easier for readers to understand the general historical trend of an event fairly regularly. Pretty much all we know of the life of Jesus comes from the four gospel accounts (each known to have been written within a hundred years of the individual). Only with a few other documents do we have such an opportunity (Josephus' histories are one example). Were they compiled quickly into a religious document? Yes. Does this diminish their historical accuracy? Possibly. If that religious document presents truth (and you can take this in an absolute or a relative sense), then the historical accuracy should probably be regarded as high. If, on the other hand, the religious document is patently false even internally, then the historical accuracy should probably be treated with some skepticism. This is aided by having multiple accounts by various individuals in the case of the gospels.

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    30. Re:Pfft... by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ... when Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel left the Garden of Eden there were already cities which the sons took wives from. Creation was never meant to be instantaneous event but a metaphor for the creation of everything in the universe. Of course those who take it literally are missing the point entirely, but it doesn't make Genisis incompatible with modern science.

      Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden before Cain and Abel were born. Eve likely conceived and bore females also (as Hebrew writings usually focus on male decedents and often leave out details of females). Cain likely married his sister (although Mosaic Law would later prohibit this practice, in-breeding was a requirement for the advancement of Adam and Eve's race).

      The side-effects of in-breeding, mainly genetic deficiencies in offspring, would have little effect on the first offspring of genetically perfect parents. This could point to one explanation of why humans initially had longer lifespans, which decreased over time as human genetics degraded gradually because of further in-breeding in Noah's time after the flood (which seems to be the point in time which human lifespans reduced to near where we are today).

      I personally think there is more to Genesis than metaphors.

      Um, actually, no.

      Genesis 4:

      15 But the LORD said to him, "Not so [e] ; if anyone kills Cain, he will suffer vengeance seven times over." Then the LORD put a mark on Cain so that no one who found him would kill him. 16 So Cain went out from the LORD's presence and lived in the land of Nod, [f] east of Eden.

      It goes on say he married his wife, then some lineage.

      See, the bible is pretty clear on Adam and Eve having Cain & Able, the after that screwed up, they had Seth, then they had other daughters and sons.

      From Genesis 5:

        3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. 5 Altogether, Adam lived 930 years, and then he died.

      So, we have a problem here. If there was no other men around, why was there a place called The Land of Nod? Who did Cain really marry?

      And if we are all related, who were the Giants that the jews had to deal with in their land of promise?
      While we are talking some time, we aren't talking enough time for the world to go from 2 peeps, to having multi colors, and multi sizes in a few thousand of years.

      Sort of like how the xians try to say you don't find fish with legs to argue against darwins theories, well, i use it in reverse. We have no evidence that humans change that fast, but do have evidence that we do over 10's of thousands to 100 of thousand years.

      But then, logic just doesn't work on the sort of peeps who believe in religions.

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    31. Re:Pfft... by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha! I love that this one got modded informative while the two jabs at creationism got modded funny. Well done mods. Today is a good day on slashdot =)

    32. Re:Pfft... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      slowing down due to entropy.

      Entropy doesn't work that way!

      Here, I think I know someone who can explain it better.

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    33. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was before the age of men

    34. Re:Pfft... by VillageDolt · · Score: 1

      "all bones" You haven't been to my little town!

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    35. Re:Pfft... by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I mean, the whole race started from just two people, right?

      Fancy a shag?

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    36. Re:Pfft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Cain went out from the LORD's presence and lived in the land of Nod
       
      Man, I only ever do that after a liquid lunch.

    37. Re:Pfft... by toriver · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Evolution, like gravity, is observed, scientific FACT. Or are you refuting genetics, biology, zoology etc.?

      Creationism is kept out of scientific journals for the same reasons phlogiston is kept out of physics textbooks and the fate of Atlantis is kept out of history textbooks.

      Or are you saying the Bible is reliable because we cannot tell who the authors were?

    38. Re:Pfft... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      The documents that make up the Bible are written in different styles. Some of them are straight histories, while others are poetry or apocalyptic literature or codes of law. The histories should be read with the same critical eye as all histories--one must keep in mind that no individual can grasp all of the events happening around him; he has biases in both selection and reporting, and a single historical account is not enough to enable one to say "I know what happened then."

      When one looks at the beginning of Genesis, it should be pretty obvious even in an English translation that the writing has a lyrical bent--it has much in common with oral tradition and poetry with the repetition of "and there was evening, and there was morning, the n day." Clues like this point toward a creation myth in the best sense of the word: it is intended to affirm that God is the source of all things and to show God's majesty.

      It is a fairly recent trend to point to Genesis as a literal historical account. My hypothesis is that it is, among other things, a reaction to the steady erosion of humanity that science tends to bring about: according to many scientifically-minded people, we are nothing more than sloppy chemical machines. Those who believe that we are more than that (myself included) balk at that unfounded assertion, and the more religiously-minded moved from claiming that the Bible is the primary authority of spiritual truth to claiming that the Bible is the primary authority on all things, and anything in contradiction to it is false. In this case, a historical interpretation of Genesis 1 and 2 undermines the science that says we slowly arose from noise or nothing, replacing that with an affirmation that our lives and the entire cosmos are a result of planning and purpose.

    39. Re:Pfft... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Thank you - while I am not sure I agree that it is a creation myth in the sense of others of the period (it has many unique points and the NT appears to take it as fully historical despite its form), I do agree to its purpose. I originally jumped on the op comment as referring to the whole of the Bible, the discussion did start with reference to Genesis. The Bible's many genres should certainly be interpreted according to their specific requirements. Poetry should indeed be taken as poetry and history as history but the lines can be blurred, particularly in the ancient period when the words were written to convey truth that could also be easily memorized.

      I will take issue with the "It is a fairly recent trend" comment. While it is certainly true that there has (as near as I can tell) always been debate over whether or not it was an historical account (Origen, and even before him among Jewish commentators, Philo, upheld more allegorical readings while others held that it was more literal - the writers of the gospels, etc.), I don't think we can go so far as to say that the recent trend towards a literal-historical read is "new."

      What might fit is that the current literal historical read has its foundations in the creationist movements of the late 1800s (though these faltered in part because of the plurality of potential readings and the focus on science in the period) with continuance in the 1920s (though these again faltered in part because of the negative societal view on 7th day adventists who made up the core of the viewpoint), and conclusion more recently under Henry Morris-style creationists (though again, the focus is not so much on biblical interpretation with these as is tying the established interpretation to research--whatever one's opinions on the quality of it).

  2. We were saved! by Daevad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luckily, magic underwear was discovered and humans survived the event.

    1. Re:We were saved! by interval1066 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Luckily, magic underwear was discovered and humans survived the event.

      I'm reading about a new theory that argues H. Sapiens actually DID die out and was replaced by the nearly identical H. Idioticus. Personally, I could see such a genus appealing to magic underwear for survival.

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    2. Re:We were saved! by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I'm reading about a new theory that argues H. Sapiens actually DID die out and was replaced by the nearly identical H. Idioticus.

      Which would make you... what?

    3. Re:We were saved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be marked as flame-bait and not funny.

    4. Re:We were saved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, magic underwear was discovered and humans survived the event.

      I'm reading about a new theory that argues H. Sapiens actually DID die out and was replaced by the nearly identical H. Idioticus. Personally, I could see such a genus appealing to magic underwear for survival.

      But that was only like, fifteen years ago

    5. Re:We were saved! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm reading about a new theory that argues H. Sapiens actually DID die out and was replaced by the nearly identical H. Idioticus.

      That's a theory only an idiot would concoct!

      So... I guess it makes a lot of sense then.

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    6. Re:We were saved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer H. Creomythicus Ritualensis Hypocriticus - Man who believes in myth through hypocritical rituals

  3. "Nuclear" Winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ... is either a thoughtless use of words or pathetic effort to sensationalize. Neither is flattering.

    1. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 5, Informative

      The end result is the same as that predicted for nuclear winter. Radiation is not the primary danger from a "real" nuclear winter, it's the smoke and soot that would spread through the atmosphere, drastically reducing the amount of sunlight received at the surface, killing plants and reducing temperatures everywhere. When a supervolcano goes off, the effects are nearly identical.

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    2. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The effects might be similar, but the fact remains that they're different things. The end effect of a brain aneurism is also "nearly identical" to being shot in the head - you die due to loss of brain function. There's nothing "nuclear" about climatic changes brought about by volcanic activity. It's a thoughtless grasp for "gee-wiz" vocabulary, and thus bad journalism.

    3. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by harris+s+newman · · Score: 2, Informative

      The proper description would be volcanic winter.

    4. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by hughbar · · Score: 1

      So this is the obvious solution to anthropogenic global warming, isn't it? And it'll use up those hard to maintain, easy to steal, weapon stockpiles. What are we waiting for?

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    5. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Bakkster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree that it's a totally inaccurate term (unless the disaster were a criticality event of an underground uranium reservoir, or similar) it's also the simplest way to get accross to a non-technical public the intended image. I don't expect them to use the term 'catastrophic clamactic event' in a flowing sentence. A better phrasing would have been "nucler winter-like disaster" or "a 'nuclear' winter", though.

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    6. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Good news! We should soon be able to prove to everyone that you are correct. From the Wikipedia article on the Yellowstone Caldera, "The three super eruptions occurred 2.1 million, 1.3 million, and 640,000 years ago". If the trend continues, the next eruption is about due.

    7. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't expect them to use the term 'catastrophic clamactic event' in a flowing sentence.

      Quite right. Such terms should be reserved for events like the 1912 San Francisco Shellfish Riots.

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    8. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Alternate explanation, it IS nuclear, but because
      - In the future we invent time deflectors: you attack us with nuclear warheads, we deflect them to the past
      - Atlantis legend was true, and they managed to get nuclear power and blow their entire civilization
      - Star Trek XXV, plan to eradicate the new Kirk in particular and Federation in general killing all human predecessors a millon years ago
      - LHC (still should be more probable than it open a hole thru time and makes a nuclear winter back then than creating now a earth swallowing black hole)
      - AVP, low tech (nuclear) version, Is cleaner to play it in some primitive and yet unhabited planet.

    9. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But, the effect was spread on all H. Sapiens level species more or less equally, giving the more adaptable group the advantage of a sparse landscape. If the near-extinction event hadn't happened, H. Sapiens would likely have been out competed by entrenched specialists.

    10. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by rickb928 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Only a temporary solution. After a few generations, we would be back to burning coal in stoves. From there, making engines for the raising of water by fire, and in no timne we're tooling around in internal combustion engine-driven vehicles again. At best, maybe a 200 year respite, and we are right back to exaggerating the claims of global warming.

      There is only one solution to the global warming problem. Critical analysis of valid data, and making correct decisions based on the best available information. We are getting closer to that. Thermonuclear war is not the best solution. Impoverishing the developed world probably isn't either, but it is not yet so obvious that it is a well-understood joke.

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    11. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Actually, your post helps to point out the primary point of TFA. There really is no intelligent life on earth. It died off before it could mature.

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    12. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 3, Informative

      Of course, when the range between eruptions is 660K to 800K, the low end of that would still make it another 20K years before the next eruption, or roughly twice the entire length of the history of human civilization. "About due" in geological time is very different from most people's view of "about due".

      Yes, I'm aware the eruption could come earlier than previously observed, but it's not really worth worrying about events with astronomical odds that you can do nothing about now is it?

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    13. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Sanguis+Mortuum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or they could have just said 'volcanic winter' like the Wikipedia page they link to.

    14. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Now, now. That was a perfectly cromulent use of the word in that circumstance.

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    15. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Finally, somebody's come up with a quick fix to global warming!

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    16. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, I'm aware the eruption could come earlier than previously observed, but it's not really worth worrying about events with astronomical odds that you can do nothing about now is it?

      Is this in a memo? Could you send it to the airline industry? Thanks.

    17. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by toriver · · Score: 1

      Well, in the last double-episode of TNG, "All Good Things", there is a space-time anomaly which threatens to stop the first formation of the seeds of life on a nascent Earth. Way before there were any human predecessors...

    18. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by justthisdude · · Score: 1
      The disaster might not be so "natural". The data says that only a small amount of genetic variation existed within those that passed on their genes. It would not take a volcano to decide who passes on their genes and who doesn't.

      An equally valid hypothesis is that there was no environmental change, but that in an otherwise genetically diverse population one small group gained a genetic competitive advantage over other proto-humans and began to multiply wildly, killing off or starving out the rest of the gene pool. It would be interesting to compare the age of the various genes for cognitive ability, speech and socialization to see if any date to the period where these choke points occurred.

      I would like to think it was a gene that supported empathy or cooperation that enabled them to out-compete their neighbors, but rather I suspect that a genetic disposition to xenophobia is a more likely culprit...

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    19. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way it is now, even if all the players, on all the countries agreed about something, the airline industry wouldn't still be able to change its doing.

      We are still trying to start using GPS.

    20. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Good news! We should soon be able to prove to everyone that you are correct. From the Wikipedia article on the Yellowstone Caldera, "The three super eruptions occurred 2.1 million, 1.3 million, and 640,000 years ago". If the trend continues, the next eruption is about due.

      Yes, 640k years should be enough for anyone.

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    21. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn you, I actually tried looking those up.

    22. Re:"Nuclear" Winter by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An equally valid hypothesis is that there was no environmental change, but that in an otherwise genetically diverse population one small group gained a genetic competitive advantage over other proto-humans and began to multiply wildly, killing off or starving out the rest of the gene pool

      World wide? That's not an equally valid hypothesis.

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  4. This means ... by BlackPignouf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    this means that we're really all brothers and sisters, right?

    1. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if you believe in evolution. Or creation.

    2. Re:This means ... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I read somewhere the the most removed any two humans are from each other is 53rd cousins, but I can't remember the source just now and I'm too lazy to search for it 'cause its about time to actually start working. Anyway, not "brothers and sisters," but definitely cousins to some degree.

    3. Re:This means ... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More than that, I read a year or so ago (it may have been covered at slashdot, I don't remember) that it was mathematically proven that everyone on earth shares common anscestors from as little as a thousand years ago.

      Besides, there was the other near extinction 70K years ago. Wht I find interesting is the near extinctions were probably what led to modern humans' intelligence and other traits (like humor) that makes us so different from other species.

    4. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because we don't all share at least one parent. Unless you wish to render the term "brothers and sisters" redundant and meaningless, then yes why the fuck not.

    5. Re:This means ... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      In some societies, cousins are considered the same as brothers and sisters.

    6. Re:This means ... by Chyeld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The ones that died had wings, could shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and could mind meld using their ponytails. And all we got was 'intelligence' and 'humor' and looking over the unwashed masses, I see not even most of us got that. Bah.

    7. Re:This means ... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean we survived a near extinction event and all I got was this lousy intelligence and humor?

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    8. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or incest.

    9. Re:This means ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can find just about any belief "in some societies" if you look hard enough. The reality though is that in the English language the words brother and sister have a specific meaning: persons who share at least 1 biological parent. Some relatives from millions of years ago don't count.

      Besides, from a biological standpoint, once you're to the genetic "distance" of only first cousins (1/8th DNA in common) the chance of birth defects drops off to the point of being completely fine. Indeed "in some cultures" marriages between cousins is very common (heck even in the US with all the attached stigma it's still perfectly legal for cousins to marry in most states). Thinking "we're all related man!" is only a problem from the standpoint of cultural taboo. Beyond the very immediate family it's not a problem.

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    10. Re:This means ... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      The reality though is that in the English language the words brother and sister have a specific meaning: persons who share at least 1 biological parent.

      No, it means two individuals who share at least one parent, whether by birth, adoption, or marriage. For instance, of my four kids, two are step-kids and two are from my first marriage; but they all refer to each other as brothers and sisters. Besides, adopted and step-siblings are prevented from marrying just as biological siblings are in most common law jurisdictions.

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    11. Re:This means ... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I heard something.
      I am not sure I remember it right.
      I can't be bothered to look it up.

      Clearly a prime candidate for an Insightful mod.

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    12. Re:This means ... by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, the family tree doesn't really branch out. It's more like a piece of rope that weaves in and out. Some ropes are just more narrow than others. ;-p

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    13. Re:This means ... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      That's nice, and tons of kids call their mom's best friend "aunt" too, but an unofficial exception for the purpose of making them feel more integrated and close does not invalidate the true definition of the word. Adopted siblings might "feel as close as brothers and sisters", and if you encourage them they might CALL each other brothers and sisters (heck teach them from an early enough age and they'll call them whatever term you happen to assign), but in reality they are NOT brothers and sisters.

      As well, as confirmed by some quick Google-fu, it appears to be the norm that marriages between step or adopted siblings are legal - I found several confirmations of it happening. I actually as unable to find ANY state that outlaws it but I'm always wary of saying "It's legal in every state.". Still, from what I found, it does appear that it's legal in pretty much every state.

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    14. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes them step-brothers and step-sisters. They refer to each other as brother and sister, yes, just as I'm sure the step-kids refer to you as Dad, but it doesn't make you their father. You are their step-father.

      The terms brother and sister without any modifier such as "step" indicate biological siblings.

    15. Re:This means ... by quenda · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere the the most removed any two humans are from each other is 53rd cousins,

      That would mean a common ancestor only a 1000 or so years back.
      How isolated were the Australian Aborigines over the last few thousand years before white settlement? There are still "full bloods" remaining.
      Or do they all have traces of shipwrecked Portuguese sailors and Indonesian fishermen in their blood?
      The Tasmanian Aboriginals were more isolated, but none are left.

    16. Re:This means ... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

      I read somewhere the the most removed any two humans are from each other is 53rd cousins

      First cousins have a common ancestor two generations back. So 53rd cousins should have a common ancestor 54 generations back.

      54 generations ago, you had (theoretically) 2^54 ancestors (~180,000 trillion). Which means that statistically speaking, every human alive ~1200 years ago was about 200,000,000 of your ancestors.

      In other words, such a number is pretty much meaningless....

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    17. Re:This means ... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not that it truly matters. There are roughly 27 states in which you can marry your FIRST cousin. To many, this seems "sick" because of the social implications it presents (100 years ago, you'd be fortunate to see some first cousins once or twice in your lifetime. Now it is common to see most of them several times a year, along with any other common relatives). However, you are genetically diverse enough from your first cousin that there are no genetic problems, other than sharing undesirable, recessive, genetic diseases.

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    18. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yay, as they say, "keep it in the family"

    19. Re:This means ... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Seen on a t-shirt: My ancestor almost went extinct and all I got was...

    20. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got the humour all right. Not sure about the intelligence.

    21. Re:This means ... by al.caughey · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, you are genetically diverse enough from your first cousin that there are no genetic problems, other than sharing undesirable, recessive, genetic diseases.

      And of course, sharing undesirable relatives

    22. Re:This means ... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      That might work on a pure mathematical level, but I seriously doubt that the calculations take mobility into account. I can see no way how I could share a common ancestor within the last 1000 years with, say, an amazon Indian or an Australian aborigine. Everyone within certain subpopulations, e.g. every European, that I could believe. Do you by chance have a link to this story? Interesting topic.

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    23. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The reality though is that in the English language the words brother and sister have a specific meaning: persons who share at least 1 biological parent. Some relatives from millions of years ago don't count.

      Sorry to be pedantic, but plenty of native English speakers use "brother" to mean "any other person of African descent with dark skin" and "unrelated persons in my military unit" and "friend", and "sister" to mean "any other female." It all depends on the context of the surrounding conversation, as well as who you are talking to.

    24. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this means that we're really all brothers and sisters, right?

      Yep! Welcome to West Virginia.

    25. Re:This means ... by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 1

      And it also explains why we'll never get along, especially around the holidays.

    26. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the way they all became The Corbett Bunch? :-)

    27. Re:This means ... by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      I was wondering where the "andnothingofvaluewaslost" tag was...

    28. Re:This means ... by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

      you had (theoretically) 2^54 ancestors

      Could that be lowered to 2^27 by the birth paradox attack? (*ducks*)

    29. Re:This means ... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, I've forgotten where I saw it, but I think it was in the science section of one of the non-science newspapers (probably Yahoo news, it could have been New Scientist). It sounds as implausable to me as it seems to you for the same reasons. Knowing newspapers they probably got it wrong, but I thught it was interesting anyway.

      Not sure how you'd google for that.

    30. Re:This means ... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      After some google exercises, I actually found something on Science Daily. The 1000-year figure indeed comes from statistics that ignored mobility. Interestingly, a more advanced model taking mobility, social mating barriers and the like into account, gives about 3000 years for the most recent common ancestor. Still seems awfully close to me. I can't get access to the original paper in Nature from home, but I'll look into it when I find the time.

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    31. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone posted to facebook a week or two back. I don't want to marry my cousins. They're all carriers of red-green color blindness.
      http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=facts
      http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=4266

    32. Re:This means ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe with yet another near extinction event, we get more intelligent. Let's start the nuclear warheads! :-)

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    33. Re:This means ... by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

      There could also be forcing functions that eliminates "strands" from the "rope" before reproduction...

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    34. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Broken strand = Darwin Award. Nice!

    35. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked those guys into extinction ...

    36. Re:This means ... by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      you are genetically diverse enough from your first cousin that there are no genetic problems, other than sharing undesirable, recessive, genetic diseases.

      What kind of genetic problems would anyone have other than 'sharing undesirable, recessive, genetic diseases'? I thought that was what first cousins were distant enough to make a negligible concern.

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    37. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Six, ten, and then nine.
      No reference to season.
      Worst. Haiku. Evar.

    38. Re:This means ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Concerning Indigenous Americans -- the Spanish and Portuguese caused the mixing of indigenous American genes with African and European genes on a massive scale. It wouldn't take very long for nearly every American to become related to Europeans and Africans. In fact, it took about 500 years.

    39. Re:This means ... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      this means that we're really all brothers and sisters, right?

      Cousins. Except for the ones that really are your brothers and sisters.

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    40. Re:This means ... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      100 years ago, you'd be fortunate to see some first cousins once or twice in your lifetime. Now it is common to see most of them several times a year, along with any other common relatives

      That sounds completely backwards. I would have expected that in historically closer-knit communities, with relatively much less travel and relocation than the modern world, the exact opposite to be true.

    41. Re:This means ... by formfeed · · Score: 1
      The near extinction happened after Ogh said "What could possibly go wrong?" and went ahead with it despite the warnings of the wise elders.

      Unfortunately, the wise elders died but Ogh survived and became our common ancestor.

  5. So... BSG was right. by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously this is when Adama and the fleet landed on Earth. BSG was right all along!

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    1. Re:So... BSG was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure this will be covered in the next series of Primeval.

    2. Re:So... BSG was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame. So very lame.

    3. Re:So... BSG was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely it was Noah and his fleet, er, ark.

    4. Re:So... BSG was right. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      The question is: Was it, right before they landed, or right after?
      You know how this ended when Columbus came to America...

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    5. Re:So... BSG was right. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When Glen Larson made of the story of BSG, he changed "Noah" to "Adama" to make it seem fictional.

    6. Re:So... BSG was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here to post this, leaving satisfied.

    7. Re:So... BSG was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Say We All!

    8. Re:So... BSG was right. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      The B Ark, to be exact.

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  6. Do the same tests on different species by CubicleView · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There should be some sort of correlation in the results.

    1. Re:Do the same tests on different species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, saber-tooth tigers misteriously experienced a boom in reproduction by then...

    2. Re:Do the same tests on different species by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I disagree. I think you'd see the same correlations in some species, but not necessarily all.

      Let's posit some kind of catastrophic event that puts pressure on early hominids. It does not follow that every species is put under evolutionary pressure, only those that rely on the certain ecological resources to survive. So it doesn't have to be an event like nuclear winter.

      Furthermore we might not see these effects in other species because most of the species that survived found the changes brought on by the event favorable to them. The ones that didn't for the most part may not have survived, or may have only survived in certain niches.

      Hominids are a special case. Except in a few circumstances migration is not part of their lifestyle, but they have a tremendous latent capacity to migrate, probably greater and certainly more flexible than any land animal. So our posited "disaster" happens, but it doesn't look like a disaster to most of the species that survived. As for those for whom it was a disaster, many perish and a few manage to hold on in isolated geographic niches. These are almost certain to include hominids, with their adaptability and latent capacity to migrate great distances. Most of the hominids either don't get moving quickly enough or don't find a place to survive in, but enough of them do to maintain a breeding population.

      Of course, this scenario isn't a scientific one. It's more of a counterscenario demonstrating that we wouldn't necessarily expect to see the same genetic phenomena everywhere we looked.

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    3. Re:Do the same tests on different species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While that's interesting, I suggest that there's another question which immediately impacts every single person on this planet. Namely, what type of nuclear winter would be comparable to the Volcano induced winter that decimated Earth's species?

      There have been recent reports that it takes a smaller number of nuclear explosions to trigger a nuclear winter. So, does this mean that Iran or North Korea have the ability to wipe out the human species. That conclusion is, ahem, chilling.

    4. Re:Do the same tests on different species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The natural disasters should still be reflected in the population of all species. Maybe not to the same degree but to some degree.

    5. Re:Do the same tests on different species by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily detectably so. Consider mice. If you wiped out 90% of the mice in a locality, the remaining population would probably still have most of the genetic diversity. Because there are so many mice. Now if you wiped them down to 200,000 mice, then they'd loose juat as much genetic variability as people did. But no natural disaster is likely to do that. There are too many mice.

      And if mice don't work for you, then consider cockroaches. They've remained essentially unchanged since the early dinosaurs. They've survived giant meteors and supervolcanos and ice ages. And maintained their genetic variability.

      OTOH, larger animals may well experience problems. But the single event didn't stress most of them anywhere near as much as the continual predation by people.

      So I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't find the signs of this in other populations of animals.

      Besides, the ancestral hominids might have lived in a rather small area.

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    6. Re:Do the same tests on different species by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Except in a few circumstances migration is not part of their lifestyle, but they have a tremendous latent capacity to migrate, probably greater and certainly more flexible than any land animal.

      I'm pretty sure the rats are much better than the humans in that respect.

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    7. Re:Do the same tests on different species by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      Hominids are a special case

      I'm not convinced that they are. The way that the dice have rolled over the last portion of geological time has led to hominid success, but that's because of our ancestors' ability to handle planet-changing disaster 65 million years ago (and at earlier times). A similar argument could have been made for dinosaurs 70 million years ago or Permian fish earlier still.

      There's no guarantee that a different event won't happen that will affect hominids but not, say, jellyfish.

  7. Slow news day? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because 1.2 million is the same as 70,000, right? You must work for Goldman Sachs.

    2. Re:Slow news day? by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      I'm sure *at least* one of those numbers is *exactly* right and there is proof to support it.

      I wonder if there was some form of primitive census where, upon realising their dwindling numbers, they decided to 'go at it' like a privvy door when the plague is in town?

    3. Re:Slow news day? by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      Wow, how insightful. You post a link to a story about a related near-extinction event

      ... that is discussed in the summary. Good job.

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    4. Re:Slow news day? by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      A Goldman Sachs-er on slashdot?

      I will take on this one. Where's my pitchfork?

    5. Re:Slow news day? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      No, no, its the same as 1.2 TRILLION.

      Coincidentally, I work for the US government as an accountant.

  8. Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by DrYak · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But, but...
    I though it was the white-bearded magical man who did it !
    With a big rain and a big flood !

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    1. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by laejoh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aight, Bloodninja was his name!

    2. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by EllisDees · · Score: 4, Funny

      From The Onion:

      Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

      "Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.
        YIR numbers web 5

      According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians--the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government--were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization.

      "I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

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    3. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it was not GALG certified(official God approved light and grass).

    4. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't this on Cosmos

    5. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by corbettw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The flood story is most likely a composite of semi-historical and mythological events surrounding the flooding of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. It may also be related to the flooding of the Persian Gulf at the end of the last glacial period, when trillions of gallons of sea water flooded into what was a very large (and possibly very fertile) valley. Since the destruction caused by this event, and the resulting 10,000 years of salt-water erosion, would've wiped out any sign of an ancient hunter-gatherer or subsistence civilization in what is now the Persian Gulf, it's impossible to prove. But it's still fun to speculate.

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    6. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

      So... an alternate headline would be "Ancient Sumerian on grass hears voice of God".

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    7. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by bloodninja · · Score: 1

      I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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    8. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you heard of the Black Sea Deluge Theory?, basically, they found ruins at the BOTTOM of the Black Sea. Combined with geological records, many speculate that there was a single, massive Flood in the area that wiped out entire cities. This could be the basis for Noah's flood.

    9. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying global warming already happened?

    10. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there were many global natural disasters. The modern human race is about 200 thousands years old. It seems to take only about 15 thousands years to go from stone age hunters to atomic power. So what were we doing for 185 thousand years. I think we were contiually under assaults from global natural disasters every few thousand years. This current period may be the longest period without a global natural disaster during our history.

    11. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      Others have speculated that a megatsunami - possibly caused by the collapse of a volcanic island during an eruption or even a meteorite / comet strike - could have been the origin of the flood myth. It's interesting to note that many civilizations around that part of the world apparently shared the myth of a great flood.

      I suppose it's also possible there were several different flood events that got melded into one great flood myth.

    12. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flood story is most likely a composite of semi-historical and mythological events surrounding the flooding of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. It may also be related to the flooding of the Persian Gulf at the end of the last glacial period, when trillions of gallons of sea water flooded into what was a very large (and possibly very fertile) valley. Since the destruction caused by this event, and the resulting 10,000 years of salt-water erosion, would've wiped out any sign of an ancient hunter-gatherer or subsistence civilization in what is now the Persian Gulf, it's impossible to prove. But it's still fun to speculate.

      One problem -- global flood legends pervade almost all ancient civilizations -- Chinese, etc.

    13. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by chill · · Score: 1

      Considering the massive percentage of the world's population that lives withing 100 miles of a coastline or major river, this isn't a surprise. Historically civilizations developed along the major rivers -- Tigres-Euphrates, Nile, Amazon, Yellow, Indus, etc. so every major civ having a flood myth isn't far fetched at all.

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    14. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by PmanAce · · Score: 1

      Not technically at the bottom, but more like at roughly 300 feet (100 m) of water off the Black Sea coast of modern Turkey. By looking at this picture, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Black-sea-hist.png, it is perfectly deductible to assume the boundries of the Black Sea were different back then and normal for folks to build stuff on the coast.

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    15. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... an alternate headline would be "Ancient Sumerian on grass hears voice of God".

      Hey, it beats fasting in the desert for 40 days and then hallucinating a burning bush.

    16. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Why is that a problem? Floods happen. Occasionally an extremely large one happens. It's impossible the check the flood myths to detect that they happened at the same time, so the most reasonable theory is that they didn't.

      "I was up on top of this large hill, and there was water as far as I could see" may well have been the original story. Each transmission to the next generation "improved" the story. Ever played telephone?

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    17. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Copperfield · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the story Noah is not the only recording of a flood during that time period. In fact almost every ancient society stretching from Africa to the middle-east, to India and down around into Malasia has a mythology of a great flood and all of these mythologies date back to a similar time period.

      Some scientists figured this couldn't be accidental and used the geography as a clue for a search. What they found was what appears to be a fairly sizeable impact crater off the coast of Madagascar dating back to roughly the same time period. In theory this would have cause a tidal wave hitting all of those geographical regions.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/14/science/14WAVE.html

    18. Re:Toba volcano ? Nuclear winter ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the myth, the salt statue portion, derives obviously from a volcanic eruption if it has any basis at all. If the two are related you can imagine the eruption happened while Noah was at that island with his family. He saw the fumes and thought, "that is so totally asploding Goddammit" and set to the sea. The wife told him to wait while she collected some jewelry and was killed by the volcano's ashes. "I told 'er". Noah reached the coast only to find it flooded and devoid of life. After a few years of playing with his daughters, people went back into the region and listened to his story.

  9. Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The 18500 people quoted is not the number of people capable of breeding, but the "effective population", an abstract measure of genetic diversity in a species. According to TFA, the effective population of modern humanity is about 10000, and the argument in the article is that this much lower diversity indicates that a lot of genetic material must have been lost in a near-extinction event.

    1. Re:Summary is wrong by Zarf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 18500 people quoted is not the number of people capable of breeding, but the "effective population", an abstract measure of genetic diversity in a species. According to TFA, the effective population of modern humanity is about 10000, and the argument in the article is that this much lower diversity indicates that a lot of genetic material must have been lost in a near-extinction event.

      Yes, the idea that the "effective" population of today's human race is only 10,000 is the most disturbing thing in the article. If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool. That's not a very nice thought.

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    2. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool. That's not a very nice thought.

      I'm trying my best, I want to contribute.
      But the girls I meet keep refusing my genes...

    3. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool.

      [insert slashdot basement joke here]

    4. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a pool of about 10000, does that mean you can only bang 10K women and then you've seen it all?

    5. Re:Summary is wrong by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Well that's what we get for relying on Human geneticists. We need to get a few more non-humans studying genetics to be able to get their unique perspective on the subject.

    6. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sewall Wright defined Effective Population as "the number of breeding individuals in an idealized population that would show the same amount of dispersion of allele frequencies under random genetic drift or the same amount of inbreeding as the population under consideration".

      There seems to be a lot of questionable inference in and from this article, including the conclusion that "we" were anywhere near extinction as a result of the catastrophic events of 70k or 1.2M years ago. My recent recreational reading includes the notion that the absolute number of individuals necessary to sustain a genetically viable species population is approximately 5000. N in this paper was reported to be 55,000, an order of magnitude larger, and an effective population of 3x this minimum would seem to support of level redundancy from which such a population could easily rebound when challenged by natural disaster. This assumes that the population was sufficiently dispersed to protect the population against loss of diversity and yet not so spread out as to preclude genetic mixing within the overall population.

      Perhaps this points to the natural tendencies of war and conquest as advantageous behavior from the standpoint that it ensured the sustainability of genetic diversity among dispersed groups of homo sapiens sapiens. I believe this line of inquiry may have been covered by Jared Diamond.

      Couldn't these concepts be tested by distributing memes on Twitter? Gibberish could represent nonviable mutation, and thoughtful interaction resulting in meme recombination could represent viable genetic mutation. Repetition represent successful breeding.

      No... forget I suggested that.

    7. Re:Summary is wrong by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool.

      Bah. Speak for yourself.

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    8. Re:Summary is wrong by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, the idea that the "effective" population of today's human race is only 10,000 is the most disturbing thing in the article. If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool. That's not a very nice thought.

      Other species would develop thicker fur in colder climates. We simply wear thicker clothes. It's not like all diversity is necessary or useful for people that reshape the environment to fit them instead.

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    9. Re:Summary is wrong by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Link to definition of effective population size for the search engine declined. WARNING: mathematical symbols involved!

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    10. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      18500 capable of breeding? Has so much changed? Seinfeld says that like 99% of the population is undate-able.

    11. Re:Summary is wrong by al.caughey · · Score: 1

      But we're able to post here and that is worth noting... isn't it?

    12. Re:Summary is wrong by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It's why most diseases that affect one person can affect just about anybody. That goes for the common cold and the seasonal flu all the way to AIDS and ebola. We've just been very lucky that 1) nothing's really showed up that's been that bad and 2) most populations where bad diseases occur are relatively isolated. The worst thing to have come our way is the swine flu, and that's nothing compared to what could be (imagine Ebola with an incubation period as long as AIDS).

      I'd like to see a map of the genetic variation of local populations. I'll bet it's even smaller. Like, everybody's a cousin of everybody else.

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    13. Re:Summary is wrong by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool. That's not a very nice thought.

      Well, if it disturbs your, simply start contributing to the cultural pool instead. That's our real strength, since unlike genotype, you can change and remix memotype during your life - in fact, all of us are doing so all the time. This allows orders of magnitude faster adaptation, ot the point where we shape the environment intentionally more than it does us.

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    14. Re:Summary is wrong by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Other species would develop thicker fur in colder climates. We simply wear thicker clothes. It's not like all diversity is necessary or useful for people that reshape the environment to fit them instead.
      It's important for disease resistance, if nothing else.

    15. Re:Summary is wrong by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      Not really, it isn't. We humans have largely removed ourselves from the machinations of natural selection by dint of compensating for nearly all "problems" with technology. Disease resistance in this day and age just doesn't make any significant impact on an individual's ability to reproduce. There are a few exceptions that kill before the person reaches child-rearing age, but those are so few and far between, percentage-wise, that even if some grand genetic magic wand were waved that eliminated that problem in humans, it wouldn't make any real difference.

      I speak here about industrial or developing societies, not that one tribe of twenty people out in some unexplored jungle, so don't bother pointing that out. But of the six and a half billion people on this planet, the majority of them are in some sort of agrarian or industrial society. We are not hunted by any creature, and we do not hunt for survival. By wearing clothes and building shelters and purifying our water and cooking our food, we have eliminated basically any environmental pressures on ourselves. And, we do not live in small, isolated communities. We adapt our world to suit us, rather than adapt ourselves to suit our world. Our ability to reproduce and raise offspring is no longer determined by our genetic fitness to our surroundings.

      Unless you can think of some diseases that kill significant numbers of people before they get a chance to reproduce, "disease resistance" makes no difference to our genetic makeup. And I remind you that we compensate for such problems medically far faster than genetic drift and natural selection ever could.

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    16. Re:Summary is wrong by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking more of a disease that could kill nearly everyone on earth within a year or two. We aren't so homogeneous that that's a real danger, but that's why the genetic diversity we do have is important.

    17. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's true then the vast majority of us are not contributing anything worth noting to the gene pool. That's not a very nice thought.

      What's so great/important about contributing to the gene pool? Get a brain and contribute to the meme pool instead.

      Newton, Surak, Einstein: I don't really care about their biological descendants.

    18. Re:Summary is wrong by drkim · · Score: 1

      No...

      We've all done quite a bit of mutating and sexual-selecting since then.

      I know I've been selected against numerous times; thus improving the species...!

  10. say that to the tasmanian wolf by chichilalescu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (not trying to rain on your parade or anything)
    Back on topic. Humans nearly went extinct during the nuclear missile crysis... In terms of survival requirements, we should have already sent a few groups to the moon and mars.
    People enjoy watching disaster movies like 2012 (I saw it as a comedy myself), but they should realise that focusing all your resources (as a species) on "I want a TV in every room" is a losing strategy.
    If I had the money, I would be long gone. "Yes, 21st century society is very advanced and we have everything we need, but if they have a power outage or similar in a hidden bunker in Russia, we all die".

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    1. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      I think humans are more resilient than we appreciate. I think it would take more than a nuclear war to completely wipe out a species as adaptive as we are. I suspect that nothing short of an earth-destroying asteroid or some sort of weapon far more destructive than nuclear missles would completely wipe us out (and I don't mean a Yucatan asteroid, I mean one that rips the planet to pieces). We're not a passive species like the dinosaur, we can adapt to *much* more hostile environs. And, short on the earth-killing asteroid, earth remains by far the most habitable ball within reach. Surviving anywhere else in a solar system (not to mention the problem just getting there) would be way tougher than surviving on a nuclear war devastated earth.

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    2. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do have the technology to put hundreds of people on Mars every year, but we do not have the technology to build a self-sufficient colony with such a small number of people. Remember that they have to be able to produce air and clean water. For that you need electricity. For that you need solar cells. For that you need a factory. For that you need tooling and raw materials. For that you need more factories. You probably also need computers and electronics such as FPGAs. More factories, more mines, more people. It is simply beyond our current technology.

      However, the number of people per factory is being cut drastically here on Earth as we speak. The natural conclusion of that development is that factories will have almost no workers. At some point along the way it will become realistic to colonize Mars.

    3. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think humans are more resilient than we appreciate

      Social security and the welfare state are taking care of that pretty well though.

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    4. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Humans nearly went extinct during the nuclear missile crysis [sic]

      Nuclear war would not have wiped out humanity. It could've killed tens of millions of people immediately, and maybe hundreds of millions more after two years of poor crops and contaminated water, but large pockets would've survived pretty much unscathed. Most of South America, Africa, and Australasia (with the obvious exception of Australia itself on the coasts) would not have been hit at all, in all likelihood. And life would've been rough for those people for a few years, the earth has phenomenal ability to heal itself. Hell, people live in Hiroshima and have picnics at ground zero; I hardly doubt later nuclear weapons would've had longer-lasting effects than the first weak, but extremely dirty, bombs did.

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    5. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humans nearly went extinct during the nuclear missile crisis

      In that event, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some of our deeper mine shafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided. With the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

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    6. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know... for a species that has gone to every continent but Antarctica with stone-age technology, I think we are doing just fine with our natural "TV in every room" instincts. As a society, we haven't been able to muster enough resources and organization to put colonies on the moon and Mars for scientific and exploration purposes. But say a private company starts moon holidays with a private spaceship, and some young couple on their honeymoon decide that the moon is a really beautiful place...

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    7. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      Where would you go that your chances of survival would be better than staying on Earth? If such a place exists, it'd cost a lot more than a TV in every room to get there.

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    8. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by digitig · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nope. They only affect relatively small (numerically) pockets of humanity.

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    9. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by MattSausage · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, and I appreciate your comment was tongue in cheek, but social security and welfare actually support the people who are most likely to survive off the land should it come to that. The vast majority of farms (if not 100%) get subsidies and 'corporate welfare' from the government. And I don't think you'd suggest farmers are exactly lazy slobs not taking any responsibility for their own welfare.

      I don't mean to be a troll (or feed them), but you seriously need to think a bit before posting things like that.

    10. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by MattSausage · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would take something much larger than an asteroid to rip the planet into pieces. After all, the moon was created when another PLANET the size of Mars crashed into Earth. Of course, I suppose there is an argument that collision did actually rip the planet to pieces as a large piece of the combined planet lights up our nighttime skies.

      But regardless, say an impact half that size hit the Earth, I doubt the human race would survive the melting of the entire planet's crust into molten lava as solid rock splashes in a giant tidal wave around the entire planet. So, there is that.

    11. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Growing all the time though, both individually and collectively.

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    12. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      With all due respect, everyone who survives off of the charity of others is a basket case. Any inbred hillbilly hicks who are too cowed and spineless to demand fair prices for their time and effort, and are instead prepared to beg handouts from the state, are going to be boned when the zombies come.

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    13. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      TV? Who still has a TV?
      I thought the Internet solved that one...

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    14. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by MattSausage · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that should be modded funny, not insightful. And if we were talking about the Zombie apocalypse, that's a whole different ball of wax, the only ones who will survive that are people living in fortresses surrounded by moats of lava. Though, really, even the victims of a zombie apocalypse 'survive'... sort of.

      Also, your mom survived off my charity last night, and she's no basket case, brown bagger maybe, but not a basket case.

    15. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by aflag · · Score: 1

      Who cares if human kind exists for more 70,000 years or 5,000? Do you really care about it? Or all you really want is to be able to explore new planets because it's freaking awesome? I don't care for how well the species go, after I die the world has pretty much ended anyway... I think it's very hard to be happy when your goal is for something impossible to happen: to live forever.

    16. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by downhole · · Score: 1

      Lots of people have already pointed out that by no means would nuclear war lead to human extinction, so I won't bother with that. But I will point out that IMHO, we are a long way away from being able to put a truly self-sustaining colony on another planet. This isn't like colonizing a new continent on Earth, where a few dozen people with the right skillset and tools can produce everything they need to survive from the local environment. People on Mars or the Moon will need a tremendous amount of high-tech gear to survive, and producing it locally will require a large population and a lot of technological infrastructure. I don't know that anyone has tried to do a realistic calculation of what would be needed, but I wouldn't be surprised if you needed at least tens of thousands of people, if not hundreds of thousands or millions to create a self-sustaining high-tech civilization. Just imagine the cost of establishing the physical infrastructure to do all the needed manufacturing on another planet and move all of those people there. And we haven't even gotten into exactly what sort of political and economic system those people will live under that will allow them to produce what they need to survive while also maintaining the knowledge base and physical infrastructure.

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    17. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Cywiro · · Score: 1

      You mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

    18. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 to 1 huh? Ok, I'm in.

    19. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

      Humans nearly went extinct during the nuclear missile crisis

      In that event, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some of our deeper mine shafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess that dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided. With the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.

      There is even a simulation for this!

    20. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Most of South America, Africa, and Australasia (with the obvious exception of Australia itself on the coasts) would not have been hit at all, in all likelihood.

      Well, at the very least, we know Buenos Aires will get it big-time...

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    21. Re:say that to the tasmanian wolf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't allow the ruskies an advantage via the Mine Shaft Gap!!

  11. There's a message in this somewhere by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think this means we are a stubborn infestation, successfully resisting the Universe's attempts to exterminate us thus far. The Universe realized that we are harder to kill than cockroaches, and concluded that the only way to wipe us out is to place the means of our destruction in our own hands. Now, it's just a waiting game.

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    1. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by endlessoul · · Score: 1

      The scene in The Matrix where Agent Smith likens humanity to a virus comes to mind.

    2. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by justthisdude · · Score: 1
      You are reading the message wrong: we went from edge of extinction to what we are today: a threat to the entire ecosystem. Clearly there must be some secret advantage to springing back from extinction, and if we can do it so can the other guys.

      This plainly shows that our real enemies are all those creatures presently on the endangered species list. In the name of all that is holy, I call on you all to go out and hunt down the remaining grey wolves and pandas before they devour us all.

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    3. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      I have my doubts that giving weapons of mass destruction to cockroaches is an effective way to exterminate them. In that sense we are not quite as hard to kill as cockroaches.

      (In other news, I've just come up with the Sci-Fi/horror plot of the year.)

    4. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      actually, you're not very far off. satan does this.

      and we won't go extinct until the dragon rises and gives it's power/authority to the beast, who will rule the world.

    5. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Yes, because there are no other species on the planet that grow to take over a local ecosystem.

      Agent Smith wasn't a biologist or zoologist, I wouldn't take his word on the behavior of species.

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    6. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of that joke about the guy arrested for eating a bald eagle. It ends with "Well Your Honor, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl."

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    7. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by jimbobborg · · Score: 1

      That was done already on an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents."

    8. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      That depends how tribal and territorial the cockroaches become. I figure that all we need to start a cockroach war is create a two different tribes with social hierarchy and resource scarcity, and war will inevitably follow. Oh, and if that scifi plot goes anywhere, remember to split the royalties with me.

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    9. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by MattSausage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not. Well done sir!

    10. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Who are you to say we are a "stubborn infestation"? Our current knowledge states life in the universe is a very rare thing. We "humanity" might be the only chance the universe has at spreading life to other worlds. Basically, we would be filling a void. Not displacing something more valuable such as nothingness.

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    11. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      The whole "cockroaches will survive nuclear war" thing is a bit of a myth. Sure, they might survive the blasts, but they are a tropical species that can't survive below 50F, so they'll die off in most temperate climes with no humans to pay the heating bill.

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    12. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Damn you spotted owl. Damn you to HELL!

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    13. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who felt pride during that scene? I for one am proud to be called and/or likened to a virus. Viruses are tough little bastards that adapt quickly to survive everything, fear nothing, and completely claim domain over their local space. It may not seem like they are at the top of the food chain, being so small and what not, but they certainly don't live by any other organisms rules. So sure, maybe we humans are a virus, one big macro virus. Is that really a bad thing?

    14. Re:There's a message in this somewhere by Cywiro · · Score: 1

      ...we are harder to kill than cockroaches...

      I think you'll find that only applies to Keith Richards, not humans in general.

  12. The new dogma of genetics by dorpus · · Score: 0, Troll

    Genetics today is obsessed with conserved DNA sequences as "proof" of evolutionary kinship. It is based on a faith that DNA mutates at a uniform rate over time. But why should we assume a uniform rate over time, when evolutionary theory says that genetic differentiation happens in leaps and bounds? DNA homology amounts to a linear extrapolation, when it is known that evolution takes curvy, twisted paths. I venture to guess that DNA homology will turn out to be about as reliable as phrenology. I'm getting my PhD in statistics, and I've taken several courses in genetics -- enough to know that all theories in genetics are wrong. Indeed, much of science is based on a giant leap of faith in linear regression; physicists, chemists, doctors, engineers, all use linear regression without questioning its assumptions. The assumptions implicit in linear regression are not justified by real world data when examined closely, but very few science papers go into this level of inquiry. I used to be an atheist, but I've come to the conclusion that science is just as irrational as Wahabbism. They say mathematics is the one infallible science, but numbers are just an idealization of reality; they fail to capture all the complexity. Science wants simple explanations, yet the world isn't simple; it is inherently an exercise in circular logic.

    1. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It is based on a faith that DNA mutates at a uniform rate over time.

      Actually one would expect DNA conservation to indicate kinship regardless of the mutation rate.

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    2. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      You can't have circular logic with out logic to begin the circle. I'd suggest picking a place to start then figure out if where you started is the right place.

    3. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The DNA that creates different physical traits does mutate in (more or less) unpredictable leaps and bounds as time goes on. But that's not the DNA they look at in cases like this. There's long strings of junk DNA that does nothing at all - random leftover of mutations that didn't happen to affect our survival one way or the other. Because these don't affect physical traits, they aren't selected for or against and are subject to only one 'force', genetic drift. That's why they're fairly constant.

    4. Re:The new dogma of genetics by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      I'm getting my PhD in statistics, and I've taken several courses in genetics -- enough to know that all theories in genetics are wrong. ... I used to be an atheist, but I've come to the conclusion that science is just as irrational as Wahabbism. ... Science wants simple explanations, yet the world isn't simple; it is inherently an exercise in circular logic.

      You sound like that idiot (Jonathan Wells?) sponsored by Reverend Moon to get a Ph D in biology so that he can destroy the Theory of Evolution from inside.

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    5. Re:The new dogma of genetics by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Informative

      But why should we assume a uniform rate over time, when evolutionary theory says that genetic differentiation happens in leaps and bounds?

      See, here is your problem, you're assuming evolutionary theory is correct to begin with.

      Indeed, much of science is based on a giant leap of faith in linear regression; physicists, chemists, doctors, engineers, all use linear regression without questioning its assumptions.

      No, they use linear regression and then test to prove it's a reasonable assumption.

    6. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to agree with a statistician being a physicist myself but you are mostly correct. Yes all sciences use regression and curve fitting but it should be used to test and create models. As scientists, our job is to understand the natural world to the best of our ability and the only way we can test that understanding is with predictive models requiring mathematical language. We collect facts, make mathematical model, test the model to see if our predictions are correct then repeat. If the model is correct we push it farther or move on to something different, if it isn't we add the new facts to the old and start over. Statistics is just a tool like a computer to help with our understanding. Sometimes we don't need to know all the theory behind it to make it useful.
      As for the biological aspect of it, if a prediction can't be tested it is a useless prediction. It is like saying magical pixies came down and started life. That is the major problem with biology, most of what they jabber on about are either so vague to be useless or completely untestable. This is one of those untestable theories.

    7. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Rhaban · · Score: 5, Funny

      But why should we assume a uniform rate over time, when evolutionary theory says that genetic differentiation happens in leaps and bounds?

      Sources should always be cited when making this kind of argument. I'll do it for you this time:

      Pr. Charles Xavier, X-Men movie introduction speech

    8. Re:The new dogma of genetics by MrMr · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You sound like a crackpot in training.
      Everybody in the field knows that DNA mutation rates need not be uniform, so the alleged 'faith' only exists in your imagination.
      Furthermore ascribing random claims to evolutionary theory and pretending to have been an atheist is characteristic for the dumber religiously inspired anti-evolutionist pamphlets.
      I wonder why you felt the need to post this rubbish when you clearly can be smarter than this.
      Or did you just leave your terminal unattended?

    9. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Science seeks to explain, ie. to make complex things plain and amenable to human understanding, which is by definition a reductionistic activity. That's hardly a new insight. Your attempt to blame science for the simplicity of its explanations betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of what science can do. Science that is so impressed by "complexity" that it shrinks back from it is obscurantism.

      Oh yes - "I used to be an atheist" is a complete non-sequitur in my opinion, especially if the opinions that accompany the statement are an embarrassment to any reasonable theory of science. Get your PhD in statistics if you like. But if your genetics courses were so bad, what makes you so sure that your stats curriculum isn't equally flawed? And have you ever actually talked with your engineering friends? I happen to be an engineer, and have used linear regression, being painfully aware of its assumptions and limitations. There's absolutely no "leap of faith" here. It's acquiring a mental toolset and learning how to use it appropriately.

    10. Re:The new dogma of genetics by dorpus · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "There's long strings of junk DNA that does nothing at all - random leftover of mutations that didn't happen to affect our survival one way or the other. Because these don't affect physical traits, they aren't selected for or against and are subject to only one 'force', genetic drift. That's why they're fairly constant."

      Yet, as we're discovering, "junk" DNA is really a misnomer. Every year, we discover more and more ways in which the supposedly inactive junk DNA actually perform important biological functions. It could also be that selection pressures for a given piece of DNA existed during certain time periods and not others; there is no reason to assume a uniform selection pressure (or lack of pressure) over time. The models in use today assume Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium, which is never observed in the real world, but is somehow assumed to work over millions of years. The theories are non-testable, non-reproducible, and non-falsifiable. In short, it makes dogmatic assertions no better than religious texts.

    11. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Genetics today is obsessed with conserved DNA sequences as "proof" of evolutionary kinship. It is based on a faith that DNA mutates at a uniform rate over time. But why should we assume a uniform rate over time, when evolutionary theory says that genetic differentiation happens in leaps and bounds?

      Science fail. DNA does mutate uniformly. Genetic differentiation based on the mutations goes in leaps in bounds because of selection pressures that drive evolution,

    12. Re:The new dogma of genetics by SpeZek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yet, as we're discovering, "junk" DNA is really a misnomer.

      It was never meant to denote that it did nothing, just that we hadn't discovered its function yet, so it got put aside for the moment.

    13. Re:The new dogma of genetics by dorpus · · Score: 0, Troll

      "It was never meant to denote that it did nothing, just that we hadn't discovered its function yet, so it got put aside for the moment."

      Thusly, scientists have assumed a uniform rate of genetic drift from not knowing any better. Such an assumption underlies all of the DNA homology theories today. Whenever a uniform rate of change is assumed, it is logically equivalent to a linear extrapolation.

      Additionally, it's quite possible for similar DNA sequences to arise by chance alone, with no kinship. Scientists today assume that such cases are extremely rare -- but why wouldn't they arise if two unrelated organisms face the same selection pressures? In the recent past, plenty of phenomena thought to be non-existent or rare in humans, e.g. transposons, have turned out to be common; we merely lack the tools to track them effectively.

      I am no religious fanatic. I will continue to work in science. I accept that I will become a priest of yet another religion called "science"; it is no different from tasks that religious priests performed in the past, when they did work we would consider science, math, or botany. Our lives today are no less ruled by faith than in times past; we merely place the faith in a secular materialist view of the world. Today, we live in a world governed by materialist extremism. However, if the law of regression to the mean is any indication, then extreme values have only one direction in which they are left to move.

    14. Re:The new dogma of genetics by SpeZek · · Score: 1

      I am no religious fanatic. I will continue to work in science. I accept that I will become a priest of yet another religion called "science"; it is no different from tasks that religious priests performed in the past, when they did work we would consider science, math, or botany. Our lives today are no less ruled by faith than in times past; we merely place the faith in a secular materialist view of the world. Today, we live in a world governed by materialist extremism.

      If you call science a religion of materialism, you're clearly missing the point.

    15. Re:The new dogma of genetics by dorpus · · Score: 1

      "If you call science a religion of materialism, you're clearly missing the point."

      As far as I have heard, science experiments are performed on physical objects, then replicated by other laboratories before the theory is accepted further. This sounds like materialism to me.

      Granted, one could argue that fields such as mathematics or cosmology do not perform physical experiments; they make pseudo-theistic conjectures on the universality of their results. The conjectures are debated by panels of authorities in the topic, then eventually accepted as "theorems", "theories", or "laws". The physical or mathematical laws are assumed to be the same everywhere in the universe, unless experimental data from the "lower" sciences prove otherwise, e.g. the Voyager spacecraft travelling faster than expected outside the solar system. Then scientists propose an "anti-gravity constant" and place their faith in the new "universal" result.

    16. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      so the alleged 'faith' only exists in your imagination.

      Isn't that pretty much always the case? Someone who doesn't like (a specific field or conclusion of) science will claim that the science itself is based entirely on untested assumptions and is thus equivalent to faith or "dogma", and the claimant will never have bothered to find out what actual assumptions are being made and what testing has been done to verify the hypothesis. It is, itself, a claim based entirely on a pre-existing belief that the science must be wrong.

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    17. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      There is an XKCD for everything. Here is yours.

      http://www.xkcd.com/675/

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    18. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      ...
      There is nothing wrong with genetic theory.

      Minor events at a molecular level occur at a fairly static rate. This does not conflict with the stuttering macro-evolutionary model, since the probability of any random change having any effect is low, and given that there is such an effect, the probability that it is positive approaches zero. The "rapid" evolution people look at is the very rare occurrence of an extremely beneficial trait, or (more likely) the very rapid changing of selective pressures.
      In the case of an extremely beneficial trait, the ability of a creature to propagate the change (and out compete genetic rivals) explains the limited number generations required for near complete saturation of a population with the trait.
      In the case of a rapid change in selective pressure, traits which were once unimportant (and therefore partially present in a population) can suddenly become extremely beneficial or extremely detrimental.
      One such example of rapid change in selective pressure can be seen in the Peppered moth, which evolved to be much darker when the industrial revolution of England coated trees with soot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppered_moth_evolution

    19. Re:The new dogma of genetics by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Additionally, it's quite possible for similar DNA sequences to arise by chance alone, with no kinship. Scientists today assume that such cases are extremely rare -- but why wouldn't they arise if two unrelated organisms face the same selection pressures?

      Not really, no. Consider that for protein encoding, there's a mapping of 64 codon combinations to create any of the standard 20 amino acids (and a few stop codons). Ie, if there was a specific protein that there was a selective pressure for and the gene to produce that protein was 20 codons long*, there'd be ~4.85 million possible genes that could exist to create that protein. Now, presumably this is the case because selective pressures have selected our first ancestor as the right balance of protecting against destructive mutation and there being enough phenetic change that selective pressures will actually leave an organism alive after the environment changes. So, one would also presume that the junk areas of DNA also have a certain level of resiliency to mutation (ie, that there's probably a many to few mapping for whatever function they have, although the exact ratio is probably not the same ~3:1 as gene/protein mapping).

      In short, even presuming there were a joint selective pressure and that there was something equivalent to "one true path" to the necessary result, the actual encoding is unlikely to be identical in multiple species, regardless.

      *Throw in a stop codon, and the actual gene could be much longer and have a lot of junk codons. And this doesn't even get into weird things like badly formed nucleotides in DNA.

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    20. Re:The new dogma of genetics by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      I never said there was anything wrong with genetic theory. The OP was making a point about scientific assumptions being bunk, however to prove one his points he bases it on the validity of a scientific theory.

      Ironic.

    21. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's Jonathan Wells. But Wells at least got a Ph.D. in something relevant to evolution (though he seems to have forgotten or ignored everything from his studies). This jackass is allegedly working on a statistics PhD. Well fuck I have a PhD in biochemistry and I've taken a couple courses in stats--enough to know that stats is wrong. I used to be a Zoroastrian, but I've come to the conclusion that statistics is just as irrational as dancing naked around the May Pole but far less fun. Statistics wants low p-values, yet the world isn't made of cheese; it is inherently an exercise in flatulence.

    22. Re:The new dogma of genetics by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      First of all, we know that certain types of DNA do mutate at roughly linear rates because the biochemistry shows that they should. SNPs in long-stretches of non-coding DNA for example must work this way. Moreover, if our basic models of mutation were wrong we wouldn't see data that makes sense: we'd see a lot of gibberish when we tried to work out relationships by age. Moreover, the vast majority of evolutionary relationships worked out using DNA comparison aren't making statements about the time periods, merely woking out relative trees, which works out even if your mutation rates are changing drastically. You still get a nested hierarchy. I'm deeply worried by your claim that you are getting a PhD in statistics.

    23. Re:The new dogma of genetics by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Utterly wrong. In fact, it completely misses the point. In fact the primary way we detect whether any junk DNA is functional is by seeing whether it has been strongly conserved. Use of genetic material to date in this fashion uses DNA that isn't being subject to selective pressure, i.e. doesn't have any function. And these hypotheses are easily falsifiable. For example, there have been studies where they have knocked out large portions of the mice junk DNA and see no effect. Even if scientists were using extremely naive approaches of the sort you think they are (which they aren't) they'd still be far better than "dogmatic assertions" from "religious texts." They'd then be imperfect and would require better modeling, but there's no way to engage in better modeling of the Koran or the Bible. So your comparison is idiotic even if we granted you your incorrect assumptions about how mutations and junk DNA are modeled.

    24. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the guy whose discipline puked up String Theory. As somebody who's got 15 years of professional experience in the life sciences, you know, making predictions, doing experiments to support or falsify those predictions, reporting results, that sort of thing, it's obvious you're clueless.

    25. Re:The new dogma of genetics by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      This is so wrong I'm not sure where to start. Suppose that non-material entities existed (whatever that would mean), say ghosts, Scientists would then be able to study their properties and analyze them just as they do "material" objects. Science makes no assumption other that anything in the world is "material." Now, an argument can be made that science assumes some form of naturalism, in the sense that the universe obeys regular laws. However, even then, one needs to make a distinction. Philosophical naturalism is the claim that the universe acts under naturalistic laws. Methodological naturalism is just acting like that is the case for methodological purposes. Science requires the second, not the first. At a philosophical level, one has a lot of trouble explaining why methodological naturalism works so well without assuming philosophical naturalism but science doesn't care about that issue.

      Your comparison to Voyager is also poorly thought out. Yes, science isn't perfect. That's ok. All theories are inherently tentative. There's no proof in science. That's ok. We use a theory or hypothesis until a better one comes along. As we do that, we asymptotically approach a good understanding of the universe. However, you can't say because we don't reach that ever that somehow there's a faith assumption. Newton's law of gravity and associated work was a clear improvement over Aristotelian physics even though Newton was then replaced by a better approximation by Einstein. Indeed, we knew long before issues with Voyager that general relativity would one day need to be replaced by something else. But your example of Voyager is particularly bad (among other problems the only clear anomaly is in the Pioneeer probes, not Voyager). Moreover, the response of scientists was the exact opposite of what happens with religious dogma. When religions encounter something that wrecks their religious beliefs they don't almost ever go "hey! That's really cool. Let's figure out why we were wrong." But that's precisely what scientists do when they find out things that don't fit what they know.

      Your confusion is further indicated by putting math in with the various sciences. Math is not a science but is its own branch of learning (it doesn't make falsifiable claims and has a minimal chance at making actual truth claims of the form "given a system satisfying axiomiatic set X, the following must hold"). Theorems in that regard aren't at all like physical theories. Humans might have trouble with that for sociological reasons (since humans make mistakes) but that's a completely separate issue.

    26. Re:The new dogma of genetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because evolutionary theory DOES NOT assume that genetic differentiation happens in "leaps and bounds." Far from it.

      If you're reading "punctuated equilibrium" as meaning "abrupt change," you have the picture wrong. Careful study has confirmed that change is gradual. There are occasions where it appears relatively rapid in local areas of fossilization, but the key terms here are "relatively" and "local." An apparently abrupt changes can still take place over tens of thousands of generations and what's recorded in one location may be not a sharp change, but the migration of organisms that evolved gradually in another location.

      Both theory and study have confirmed that the vast majority of change is gradual. No leaping. No bounding.

    27. Re:The new dogma of genetics by drkim · · Score: 1

      It's interesting you use the word 'faith'. "...It is based on a faith that DNA mutates at a uniform rate over time..."

      You see - science - and more specifically DNA mutation rates - aren't based on 'faith' at all.

      'Faith' is what people use to believe in things like: "If I have 'faith' in a magical corpse-on-a stick; I will live forever!!!"

      That is why - if you travel the world - people have 'faith' in all kinds of different things - and think everyone elses 'faith' is wrong.

      Science is based on rigorous, repeatable testing of the physical world; which is why scientists and engineers and doctors and mathematicians all pretty much believe the same things, and a medicine that works in Iceland, works just as well in Jakarta. And a plane that can fly over Mexico, can also fly over Dubai.

      "...evolutionary theory says that genetic differentiation happens in leaps and bounds..."

      No, it doesn't. Evolutionary theory says that genetic change is a fairly slow, fractional process; you're fairly similar to your parents, who are similar to their parents and so on... going back millions of years. Only people who believe the biblical creation fable think that people were created in a single leap and bound - i.e. one day.

  13. Nuclear Volcano? by Drethon · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happened to those? Sounds like an excellent power source...

    1. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by vlm · · Score: 4, Informative

      What happened to those? Sounds like an excellent power source...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geothermal_gradient

      "The Earth's internal heat comes from a combination of residual heat from planetary accretion (about 20%) and heat produced through radioactive decay (80%)"

      In a sense, those "green geothermal" power plants are really nuclear power plants.

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    2. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      That's a neat perspective though I wonder if scientists have ever measured the radioactivity that is producing the heat or if this is a theory to explain measurements that scientists can't explain otherwise?

    3. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The term comes from the liklihood of nuclear annhailation that we faced in my youth. "Nuclear winter" was the dust from all those thousands of atomic weapons blocking sunlight, keeping plants from growing.

      The term morphed to include other causes of the "winter" besides nuclear war.

    4. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a sense, those "green geothermal" power plants are really nuclear power plants.

      Oh no. We better get greenpeace on that to put a stop to that nuclear nonsense.

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    5. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know the origin of the term but using nuclear to describe non-nuclear items can lead to potential confusion among people who don't understand.

      Then again, I've done work developing requirements so maybe I'm just more anal than most... (complete, consise, unambiguous...)

    6. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by MrMr · · Score: 1

      The radiocativity of rocks can easily be measured, so the heat production is clear. The discussion how relevant the contribution of each rock is for the whole heat budget is more complicated however.

    7. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The short answer is "yes". It's done all the time and it has been known since the early 1900s. In fact, it was radioactivity in the Earth that solved a major puzzle at that time: why the Earth was still so hot inside. Even after a few tens of millions of years it should have cooled down from a molten state much more by now if the only source of heat was what was left over from its formation. Once radioactivity was discovered, people realized that it would keep the Earth "hot" for much, much longer.

      Anyway, it's fairly simple to take a sample of ordinary rock -- say, a nice piece of granite -- and measure the decay rate of the contained uranium, thorium, and potassium, which are the 3 big contributors to radioactivity, and therefore figure out how much heat is derived from it. There is a nice correlation between regional geothermal gradients and the radioactivity of crustal rocks of different compositions (e.g., areas with higher concentrations of radioactive elements in the rocks tend to have higher geothermal gradients), although you have to be careful about effects from rock conductivity variation, thinning of the crust, or underlying mantle plumes. Anyway, as an example, the geothermal gradient for continental crust is higher than would be expected for its thickness, on average, than for oceanic crust of the same age because continental crust contains much more potassium, uranium, and thorium. That difference is due to the chemical differentiation of the continental crust (it is more "felsic" -- enriched in Ca, K, U, Th, etc., whereas oceanic crust is "mafic"). In other words, although thick continental crust blankets the underlying mantle better than the thin oceanic crust and should yield a much lower geothermal gradient because of that effect, more heat is produced by "in place" radioactivity in continental crust. By contrast, most of the heat flow seen in the comparatively thin oceanic crust is from heat escaping through it from underneath, and relatively little is produced in place. Continental crust still has a lower geothermal gradient than oceanic crust, but the difference would be much greater if not for the measured radioactivity.

      While it isn't possible to measure the radioactivity of rocks from very deep in the mantle, and there are big questions about how radioactive the metallic core of the Earth might be because we don't have samples of it (check out the georeactor hypothesis), the numbers do add up pretty well for the samples we have that are closer to the surface.

    8. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Uhm... And solar power is what?

    9. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      hey, back in the day, Earth even have natural reactors running!

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    10. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And after that, we would have to tell them about the sun. ^^

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    11. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Will you shut up. It's getting so that for environmental reasons, you can't build any kind of power plant except coal...

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    12. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "heat produced through radioactive decay" != "nuclear power plant". In a nuclear power plant, the continued fission of fuel is directly initiated by the high-energy neutrons released by earlier fissions, not random decay.

    13. Re:Nuclear Volcano? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Coal is nothing but stored nuclear power from the sun!

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  14. Nuclear winter? Volcano? Paging xenu... by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm just saying, there's some suspicious congruencies there.

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  15. That was the reason! by dangle · · Score: 2, Funny

    More evidence supporting the B Ark theory of human origins...

  16. Monkeys were still safe ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes me related to monkeys how ?

  17. Up next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pigs could have developed the ability to fly 900.000 years ago had a catastrophicly hungry species not eaten to extinction the pig subspecies that had the avian gene found in modern day crows!

  18. So, Only 18,500 Individuals Capable of Breeding? by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like where we'll be at after another three seasons of American Idol.

  19. Another of the lying faithful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, another christer pretending to have been reclaimed from atheism.
    The logical response to believing that a particular bit of science is wrong is not to become religious. Its hardly a motivation at all. Google maps gave me the wrong directions - its time to become buddhist.
    Isn't it a premise of your faith to be honest?

  20. The Ancients died of a plague and most of them asc by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Ancients died of a plague and most of them ascended.

  21. This explains why humans prevailed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The humans had a huge mineshaft gap over the neanderthals, and were smart enough to keep 10 women for every one man in their mines!

    1. Re:This explains why humans prevailed by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      The humans had a huge mineshaft gap over the neanderthals, and were smart enough to keep 10 women for every one man in their mines!

      Are you saying that the cavemen weren't smart enough to provide themselves with any kind of survivability insurance? Sounds like they could've used Geico.

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  22. Migration explains this just as well by Kanel · · Score: 1

    Ok so they find that humans are genetically homogeneous compared to other species. But how do other species develop diversity? One way is to have isolated populations. If we imagine that humans were different from chimps and other primates in that humans travelled far and wide, there would be no isolated groups of humans, the whole of central africa would be effectively one gene pool. That alone could make humans less genetically diverse than other primates, without invoking any theory of a near-extinction.

  23. we're next (north americans) by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera

    ah yes, i've heard of mexicans and canadians, there's only a few in the world, but they're real. as for these so-called "americans", i believe this is a mythical nationality, i don't think they ever really existed. they're just bogeymen made up to scare small children

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  24. Re:PNAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read that the team has a Variable And Goals Indexed Needs Analysis.

  25. Insightful Troll! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If this is a troll, it must be a kick-ass troll ...

    I think parent poster should be getting insightful instead; talking about not trusting blindly; even if it is science ...
    It's only with an open mind, more options can be found. Remember; there used to be science about the earth being flat ages ago.

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    1. Re:Insightful Troll! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If this is a troll, it must be a kick-ass troll ...

      I think parent poster should be getting insightful instead; talking about not trusting blindly; even if it is science ... It's only with an open mind, more options can be found. Remember; there used to be science about the earth being flat ages ago.

      "not trusting it blind, even if it is science", "open mind", "science used to be wrong" etc are expressions and phrases very heavily overused by creationists. He gives the game away by saying things like, "I used to be an Atheist", "science wants simple answers", "Science is as irrational as Wahhabism". It is very difficult to tell a troll from a true believer in Creationism. If Creationist walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, let us just call him a duck and be done with it.

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    2. Re:Insightful Troll! by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      Remember; there used to be science about the earth being flat ages ago.

      [Citation needed]

      12th Century fighting techniques manuscripts show that earth was actually already known as spherical at that point in Europe.

      The Greeks had a pretty accurate idea of its shape and dimension a few centuries BCE.

      The only widely circulated book talking of a flat earth that I can think of would be the bible (the bit about climbing on a mountain so high, one could see the four corners of the earth)

    3. Re:Insightful Troll! by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Crocoduck?

    4. Re:Insightful Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your logic you're saying that you trust blindly in the theoretical findings of someone else. Isn't that a little hypocritical?

    5. Re:Insightful Troll! by digitig · · Score: 1

      The only widely circulated book talking of a flat earth that I can think of would be the bible (the bit about climbing on a mountain so high, one could see the four corners of the earth)

      And that couldn't possibly have been meant figuratively, could it?

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    6. Re:Insightful Troll! by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      [offtopic]My opinion is that the original story didn't say anything about earth but was probably saying "4 corners of the land" or something to that effect.[/offtopic]

    7. Re:Insightful Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "not trusting it blind, even if it is science", "open mind", "science used to be wrong" etc are expressions and phrases very heavily overused by creationists. He gives the game away by saying things like, "I used to be an Atheist", "science wants simple answers", "Science is as irrational as Wahhabism". It is very difficult to tell a troll from a true believer in Creationism. If Creationist walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, let us just call him a duck and be done with it.

      Well said. Also, regarding the throwing-around of terms like "open-mindedness", I think this video should be required viewing for everyone.

    8. Re:Insightful Troll! by steelfood · · Score: 1

      If Creationist walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, let us just call him a duck and be done with it.

      But what if a Creationist walks like a troll and quacks like a troll? Is he duck or troll?

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    9. Re:Insightful Troll! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Ah, but does he weigh as much as a witch?

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    10. Re:Insightful Troll! by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      If Creationist walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, let us just call him a duck and be done with it.

      Man evolved into duck. QED.

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    11. Re:Insightful Troll! by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      "not trusting it blind, even if it is science", "open mind", "science used to be wrong" etc are expressions and phrases very heavily overused by creationists

      Then, in your case, the creationists are right. If these are the types of things you hear from people, and you simply dismiss it, perhaps you aren't ready to discuss "science" things. You just want someone you don't like to be wrong.

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    12. Re:Insightful Troll! by toriver · · Score: 1

      The Vikings also believed in a flat Earth, with a great worm (one of Loki's children) encircling the world of men (Midgard) with separate worlds for gods (Asgard) and "monsters" (Jotunheim).

    13. Re:Insightful Troll! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      By your logic you're saying that you trust blindly in the theoretical findings of someone else. Isn't that a little hypocritical?

      I am not a scientist. I look at the way scientists discuss things and openly discuss things in peer reviewed journals. The creation side has absolutely no logic. "If people believe in evolution there will be no morals and every one will fight selfishly". Go look at the biology department of your local univ. Are these profs selling grades for money/drugs/sex? Are they embezzling department funds left right and center? Are they stealing credit from one another and refuse cite the previous work their research is built upon? But these guys are the ones who believe in evolution. Go look at the Churches. Look at their scandals. More priests have embezzled money, committed sins of lust and knowingly told lies than biology profs.

      I would trust a biology professor, not a priest.

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      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    14. Re:Insightful Troll! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Then, in your case, the creationists are right. If these are the types of things you hear from people, and you simply dismiss it, perhaps you aren't ready to discuss "science" things. You just want someone you don't like to be wrong.

      You on the other hand are convinced by your verbal gymnastics you have me tied up in knots. But you cant escape from the fact, for 2000 years people believing in creationism did not invent anything great based on creationism! No cure for diseases no techniques to improve agriculture or animal husbandry. Common man sees Creationism as a completely discredited philosophy afflicted with an acute case of science envy. And all you can do is to play verbal games. Go ahead play the games and fool your believers. You got smashed in Dover PA. Will get smashed again next time you go to court.

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      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    15. Re:Insightful Troll! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Are we sure that trolls quack?

    16. Re:Insightful Troll! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Man evolved into duck. QED.

      - well that was sexist.

    17. Re:Insightful Troll! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Then, in your case, the creationists are right. If these are the types of things you hear from people, and you simply dismiss it, perhaps you aren't ready to discuss "science" things. You just want someone you don't like to be wrong.

      These are not the only things I hear from the Creationists. The creationists have been discredited based on the other things they say and do. One simple example is their belief, "If I discredit theory A, that proves theory B". No it does not. Only gathering facts supporting theory B will support theory B. If A is gone, may be C will take its place, or D. There are hundred stupid things they do like that.

      And in addition they resort to using some code words and phrases, that they think is very clever and demolishes science using science itself. All it does is to expose their own ignorance and stupidity. So it is fitting and proper he be ignored.

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      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    18. Re:Insightful Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ON if God created them as a duck. Lest ye blaspheme.

    19. Re:Insightful Troll! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It's true that learned people believed the earth was flat once. Sometime before Euclid.

      That intelligent and informed people believed the earth was flat during the middle ages is false. And the argument against Columbus was that he was drastically underestimating the size of the earth. They were right about that, and Columbus never did reach India. Fortunately there were these other continents that nobody knew about. (There were myths, but they were appallingly vague, and nobody really believed them anyway.) If it hadin't been for Columbus, the American continents would have been discoved by some Viking, Hibernian, or British sailor. Or possibly the Chinese would have emerged from isolation and resumed trade with South America. Remember, by that time the Vikings had colonized Iceland, and established a temporary settlement on Greenland (which failed when the climate worsened). All they would have had to do was go into seal hunting or fishing in a big way, and they would soon have re-discovered Vinland.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    20. Re:Insightful Troll! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember; there used to be science about the earth being flat ages ago.

      Bullshit. From at least the ancient Greeks onward people having been talking about a spherical Earth.

  26. Castastrophic Event? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    The advent of Karaoke!

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    Invenio via vel creo
  27. Hands up, everybody who... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    ...thought at first that the headline was "Humans Went Extinct Nearly 1.2M Years Ago" and thought, "Boy, we're doing pretty well for an extinct species..."

    1. Re:Hands up, everybody who... by DragonFodder · · Score: 1

      I actually thought this too, and then realized pretty cool-- so what are we now if humans went extinct?

      Oh yea, that would be Golgafrinchans from when they crashed landed on that little planet in Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.

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      Wherever you go... There you are. B.B.
  28. Didnt we already know this? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    I mean, don't we already know that our species went through several bottlenecks? If I remember correctly, at one point we went through a bottleneck so small that the total number of breeding females was in the double digits. What I am more concerned about is when the next bottleneck is going to happen, and what will be the cause of it.

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    1. Re:Didnt we already know this? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      That is rather easy to say, probably within the next 100 years and we will be the cause ourselves, either war or famine, or sickness, but in any case the cause will be greed and overpopulation.
      I still believe the earth itself or nature itself has self regulartory effects in the small as in the big, if one species endangers the entire of the host then some self regulatory mechanism strikes in which decimates the numbers again. You can see that in the small with virii and in the big with species doing collective suicide in times of getting to overpopulated.

    2. Re:Didnt we already know this? by digitig · · Score: 1

      That is rather easy to say, probably within the next 100 years and we will be the cause ourselves, either war or famine, or sickness, but in any case the cause will be greed and overpopulation.

      More likely the Yellowstone super-volcano, as others have pointed out. But either way, the world will still blame the Americans, and the Americans will still blame whoever was president at the time.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    3. Re:Didnt we already know this? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      Chuck Norris

  29. I'm looking forward to your articles by kanweg · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to your articles on this subject in scientific journals.

    Bert

  30. Re:The Ancients died of a plague and most of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Ancients died of a plague and most of them ascended.

    To the outer clown plane.

  31. The Bible Even Says So! by Jizzbug · · Score: 0, Funny

    Leave it to Deseret University (a.k.a., University of Utah), founded by Brigham Young, to come out with these scientific findings...

    But the ancient wisdom of the Bible already spoke of this timeline... Daniel 5:25, 7:25, 12:7; Revelation 12:14: "time, times, and half a time", or [y = x + 2x + x/2].

    In Revelation, "time, times, and half a time" is spoken of as a three and a half year period (to simplify the equation above, y = 3.5x [Rev. 11:2,3, 12:6, 13:5]). It is given as a time that man would flee from the beast (as nature is red in tooth and claw).

    To interpret the length of this time period, we can employ the idea that "one day for God is as 1,000 years for us" (2 Peter 3:8, Psalm 90:4).

    If x is equal to one year of days according to God's reckoning, then x = 365*1000... To substitute this value of x into our equation above, we get [y = 3.5(365*1000)].

    Or...

    y = 1.2775 million years that man has been fighting the fight of evolution with nature

    These equations also relate to star polygonal arithmetic and points equidistant on the perimeter of perfect circles, but I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader (hint: y = 7 * x/2).

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    -=/\- Jizzbug -/\=-
  32. Great Scott! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a headline from 1.2 million years in the future?

  33. Hopefully it doesn't happen again by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

    Back then, I'm assuming survival from a cataclysm had a lot to do with being at the right place at the right time, and you only had to fight for scarce resources with the people nearby. If a cataclysm happened today, it would be easier for people to escape to the remaining habitable areas, and we have a lot more tools to use to fight over those scarce resources. If we ever have a nuclear apocalypse, I bet it will be due to a sudden world war triggered by a natural disaster.

  34. Divide by two by Stephan202 · · Score: 1

    Well, assuming half is male, you can "only" bang 5k women.

    1. Re:Divide by two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're a bisexual.

    2. Re:Divide by two by drkim · · Score: 1

      Warren Beatty did 12,775 women. He would have been the father of us all, 1.2 million years ago...

  35. Interesting by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Personally, I wonder if this might be the psychological root-event of the persistent and widespread human eschatological theme of 'world destruction by fire' etc. One might even see a parallel event in the Christian Bible's expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden - prevented from returning by "...a flaming sword which turned every way..." (KJV).

    It seems that since Troy, we're finding that all the great myths and legends that have come down to us through the ages seem to have some kernel of truth at the core, overlaid by 00's if not 000's of generations of encrustations of ignorance, superstition, and the (apparent) human compulsion to make a sensible story out of the chaotic universe.

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    -Styopa
  36. Re:The Ancients died of a plague and most of them by ehiris · · Score: 1

    That last season of SG1 was really hard to watch. And Daniel ascending was really stupid also.

  37. Expectations for future reports include.... by gaelfx · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...a report by the NRA that the first human weapons resembling guns were developed at precisely the time we *almost* went extinct. Coincidence? I think not. More at 11...

  38. alternative: small population left africa by peter303 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The TWO (only two) genomes analyzed were from the subpopulation which left Africa. If you fully sequence a native south African more genomic variety, this hypothesis may not hold up.

  39. We get around by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    Even before the modern era, man had spread throughout the planet save Antarctica. Mountains, prairies, woodlands, sea coast, jungle, desert, arctic, we were there. I can't think of a another land species (apart from microorganisms) that was so wide spread.

    This suggests that mankind is spectacularly adaptive in comparison to other species.

    1. Re:We get around by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      Marshlands. I forgot marshlands.

    2. Re:We get around by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      You also forgot the Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine!
      The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria.
      The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant!
      The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip!
      The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
    3. Re:We get around by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have too much time on your hands.

    4. Re:We get around by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You think I typed that from memory? I can't even pronounce half of the tree names...

      But I suppose I could go back to work. Nah. Not yet.

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
  40. What's wrong with this picture? by fullymodo · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    ...the extent of genetic diversity among hominins living one million years ago was between 1.7 and 2.9 times greater than among humans today

    ..and in the next paragraph:

    Jorde thinks that the diminished genetic diversity one million years ago suggests human ancestors experienced a catastrophic event...

    Um. What?

    So, according to the research, 1 million years ago the human population was about 55,000 with a genetic diversity 2-3 times greater than that of modern humans. Can someone help me understand how they get to a near extinction conclusion? Is it just that the population is lower than expected? TFA is not very clear on the point...

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    In the land of the blind, the one eyed man still has no depth perception.
  41. So... by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago

    So, Microsoft, RIAA, MPAA, and software patents existed back then also?

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    If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
    1. Re:So... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      More importantly, gene patents existed back then. Most humans were forbidden to express some of their important genes due to patent issues.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  42. slashdotters not capable of breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there were over a million slashdot subscribers at the time, but their inability to get laid removed them from the gene pool.

  43. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Volcanoes huh? That explains the whole Xenu thing...

  44. So what you're saying is by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    In that event, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy at the bottom of some of our deeper mine shafts.

    Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  45. Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bah, you call that news? Try:
          "Humans Nearly Went Extinct 27 Years Ago"
    the commander's Wikipedia entry says he:

    "deviated from standard Soviet doctrine by correctly identifying a missile attack warning as a false alarm on September 26, 1983.[1] This decision most likely resulted in preventing an accidental retaliatory nuclear attack on the United States and its Western Allies."

    You can follow any of the links in the above search, or here's a particularly lively read.

    1. Re:Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago by jpmorgan · · Score: 1

      Full on nuclear war would not wipe out humanity. The sum total of the world's nuclear weapons could destroy an area about the size of New England. Nukes are powerful, but the world is really, really big and there are 6 billion of us. The fallout (both nuclear and political/social) would make life enormously difficult, and likely enormous numbers of people would die. But most would survive... maybe not in North America, but in south-east Asia. People like to say that only cockroaches would survive a nuclear war. Well, humans are tougher than cockroaches. How many cockroaches survive on Antarctica?

      As much as /.ers like to dismiss the common man/woman as lazy and useless, the human is the most successful survival machine this planet has ever seen. No species survives (let alone thrives) over so many of this planet's ecosystems.

  46. volcanic eruption == "nuclear winter"? by elfprince13 · · Score: 0

    Terminology fail, amirite?

    1. Re:volcanic eruption == "nuclear winter"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, maybe you should learn to read and pick up a science book.

  47. Re:The Ancients died of a plague and most of them by metlin · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there's a Daniel Jackson joke in there somewhere...

  48. Timetabe confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if the population really went down to 1000-10000 individuals back 70,000 years ago, how can they extrapolate back 50,000 years further and site 18,000 individuals? Doesn't the 70,000 year old event effectively pinch off the genetic diversity at that point? How can you look back further? Did the new study show any signs of the 70,000 year event, or is that now thrown more into doubt by the new data? Maybe they are actually the same event? I can't imagine that they know enough about all the variables of genetic drift over time to have too much certainty of either the numbers or dates. Seems like geneticist voodo to me

  49. humor isn't so unique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    non-human animals have humor. they play jokes on each other in nature and sometimes laugh. this is not intended to be a funny comment.

    1. Re:humor isn't so unique by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're going to have to cite a reputable source for me to even BEGIN to believe that, especially coming from an AC.

    2. Re:humor isn't so unique by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I think "play tricks" might be a better phrase than "play jokes" because jokes imply verbal humor. Anyone who has had a playful cat can provide stories of being startled by its leaping at them from some hidden place--I would be surprised if you haven't encountered it. Certainly the cat gets amusement out of scaring the bejesus out of its human. The line between "play" and "humor" seems fuzzy to me, so I'll leave it to you to decide where you think my example falls, but the latter is certainly an extension of the former. IMO, that sort of trick is a form of slapstick--not a particularly high brand of humor but one that many humans never progress beyond either.

      As for laughter: the first segment of this radiolab episode talks about the laughing rats of Dr. Jaak Panksepp. IIRC he saw rats wrestling, nipping, scurrying around after each other and wondered if they were playing or fighting--it looked like play to him, but it was dead silent. One of his grad students had the idea of using a bat detector to listen to high frequencies, and they found that "it sounded like a playground at 30 kHz!" They ended up tickling the rats, which made them reproduce their laughter, and when they stopped tickling the rats would chase after their hands wanting more.

    3. Re:humor isn't so unique by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Yes, cats are playful, so are most dogs, but I wouldn't equate a children's game of tag to humor. The cat leaping at you is merely following his instincts, honing his hunting skills just as he would play with another cat.

      As to the rat, I don't see that laughter from being tickled or playing equates to humor (again, kids on a playground). I imagine humor evolved from the more primitive "playing", which would help ensure a species' survival, and I still wonder how evolution accounts for humor. There must have been some evolutionary pressure for humor to come about, maybe someone who knows will explain it to me.

  50. a super-volcano could save earth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After reading this one, I've read about super-volcanoes on wikipiedia, and it says those eruption lower earth's temperature and can trigger a small ice age.
    Maybe an eruption like that could save us from global warming?
    It's a little bit scary anyway...

  51. heh... he said PNAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh... he said PNAS

  52. This is old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.2 million years old

  53. Stop Sephiroth by BlueFiberOptics · · Score: 1

    Guys, we have to prevent Sephiroth from summoning Meteor or we'll all be wiped out again.

  54. Low genetic diversity not equal small population by mollog · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt the research at all. It is saying that there was a relative lack of diversity of generic material at a certain point. I just have some questions about their conclusions.

    We already have lots of models of societal structures where a relative few individuals are providing all the population, from bees and meerkats to elk. The best we can say is that a relative few individuals were mating and procreating.

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    Best regards.
  55. Name a supervolcano that erupted 1.2 mil years ago by Asterra · · Score: 0

    Yellowstone, the largest supervolcano, erupted 1.3 million years ago. Is that within the margin of error for calculating a near extinction from so long ago?

  56. H. ergaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "H. ergaster"? They surely mean H. melanogaster, our little winged, fruit-loving lab overlords.

  57. EXTINCTION? Puh-lease. by professorguy · · Score: 1

    Let's say the population of inter-breedable humans went continuously up so population rose every year. In this case you could still have genetics that indicated "near extinctions." That's because some families died out even as other families were thriving. So even though the population never went down, it'd still look like we were down to just a few couples (my gosh, we were nearly extinct!) since only their descendants made it all the way through.

    This implies that had those families not survived, some others would have and it would still seem like we were on the brink (a different brink perhaps) of extinction. That is to say, WE WERE NEVER IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION.

  58. imagine: if the whole human race were wiped out by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    that long ago, we would have never had an Apple Tablet on January 27th. What a scary thought!

  59. Re:The Ancients died of a plague and most of them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which time?

  60. well fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "..., there were probably only about 18,500 individuals capable of breeding in all these species together ..."

    So the ancient overlords put them all on Welfare and they suddenly started breeding prolifically.

  61. Re: DNA by bdabautcb · · Score: 0

    The idea of 'junk' DNA is being modified. This DNA has been found to contribute to epigenetic processes, which is a profound discovery. Whether the 'junk' provides chemical structure, aides in protein folding, or does anything to affect the translation of genetic material into functioning systems (organs), I do not know. But we do now know that the discovery of iteration of nucleic acids is the foundation of passing on information through generations. That we have discovered the basis of a process does not mean that we understand how it works. As an employee at a home improvement store, I can tell you where just about anything you want to complete a project is. But I can not tell you your local codes, the best way to finish your project, or what materials you should buy. I offer suggestions; the result is a amalgam of what the individual chooses to buy and how they use those materials. Tradesmen know some of these things. They know what material to choose and how to install it. Some are better than others, they will choose a material that fits the project and is most effective, whether effectiveness is speed, durability, asthetic, et al. Genetic material is beyond that, as it has accumulated knowledge for what I assume to be in the billion year range. One mistake that is often made is to call a genetic phenomena a "trait" or a "gene for something". There is a lot more that goes into creating an organ than one sequence of DNA. The location of that DNA, the chemistry around it, and the physical structure around it are precisely why it becomes what it becomes. While I am long talking, the final point. Most significant pieces of DNA migrate with 'junk' DNA. It is not just the code for the particular protein that migrates, but the structure that allows that protein to form in any translation environment that is important. In the course of a shit-load of time (3,000 years since Noah built his ark), expression of DNA has changed quite a bit. All mammals build bone from calcium. So do reptiles. Mammals have mammary glands. Reptiles do not. They produce calcium in shells to protect their DNA as it matures into... young reptiles. 'Junk DNA' has been overlooked in the concept of introns and extrons for a long time. However, the biochemical material that surrounds codons has to have a large influence on how that genetic material is manufactured into mature biological molecules. To argue otherwise is naive and short-sited.

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  62. would selection be another explanation? by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

    "Researchers scanned two completely sequenced modern human genomes for a type of mobile element called Alu sequences, then compared the nucleotides in these old regions with the overall diversity in the two genomes to estimate differences in effective population size, "

    Is there anybody here in the know about ALUs?
    I can live with 18.500 individuals, it makes some large strides in the evolution of the brain more likely.
    But I can also imagine that we do not know about extinct ALUs. Sat there were more people genetically more prone to jump of cliffs, and this was linked to some different ALU which was missed in this survey due to rareness or extinction, then there could have been a larger worldwide population than this calculation suggests,

  63. Re:Low genetic diversity not equal small populatio by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    ...

    Low genetic diversity world wide, among three different species of great ape, when there had previously been great genetic diversity is indicative of catastrophe.

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    After all, I am strangely colored.
  64. Weakened purifying selection by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1

    Besides, there was the other near extinction 70K years ago. Wht I find interesting is the near extinctions were probably what led to modern humans' intelligence and other traits (like humor) that makes us so different from other species.

    This is not a bad hypothesis. Large populations tend to undergo strong purifying selection (selection for the "normal" of a trait and against the extremes). Because of this, any new traits that appear in a large population by random mutation have a good chance of "getting lost in the noise" so to speak. They have a smaller chance of becoming fixed in the population.

    However, if you weaken the purifying selection (the two easiest ways of doing this are reducing the population through a bottleneck or by the founder effect of a small population immigrating into a new ecosystem) new traits have a better chance of getting fixed and propagating in the resulting population(s). Human populations have gone through bottlenecks and come out with new abilities on the other side, so the possibility that such a situation is what gave rise to human level intelligence is a good one.

    Weakened purifying selection is the main cause of increased genome complexity and the arise of new adaptations, more powerful and "sudden" than gradual change by natural selection. Sometimes a population has to do very badly in order to have a chance to gain the adaptations necessary for survival.

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  65. indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, two people. They both were white. The male had a big white beard, wore a red outfit & flew a chariot pulled by reindeer through the sky.

  66. Re:So, Only 18,500 Individuals Capable of Breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    only if too many people learn they look like a fool with their pants on the ground. Hard to procreate if everyone has their pants pulled up.

  67. So that's how it happened by Tibia1 · · Score: 1

    While the few thousand left faced extinction, they all simultaneously realized it and said 'lets build a spear and a roof.' Ah, the birth of technology.

  68. Minervans by wallsg · · Score: 1

    We're actually descended from Minerva's lunar colony, you know.

  69. The One True Book.. by drkim · · Score: 1

    I have a book that shows the most holy being; who although he is everywhere, must be searched for by each reader.

    All hail Waldo!

  70. "I thought Genesis was a Jewish story..." by drkim · · Score: 1

    It was, and Jesus was a Jew, too.

    The Christians think that by binding two separate book together, makes them all one 'book.'

    Of course in Deuteronomy - the last book of the Torah (12:32) - it says that you: shouldn't add anything to this work or remove anything from it.

    Of course slash-dotters know perfectly well what the bible was: it was humanity's first hard drive! Think about it... a fairly random collection of things we decided to save for latter like: family records (begat, begat begat), recipes (there's one for honey cakes I found once), prOn (Song of Solomon), cool battle stories, song lyrics, practical survival advice...

  71. Sooooo.... by drkim · · Score: 1

    ....would coal power be considered:
    fossil fuel?
    solar power?
    ...or nuclear power?

    :)

    1. Re:Sooooo.... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Fossil solar nuclear power, of course.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  72. this was about the time that monolith landed . . ? by vaporland · · Score: 1

    then that song started playing, and the caveman threw the bone up into the air, next thing, we're in space.

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