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  1. Re:Sloppy espionage ? on Computer Spies Breach $300B Fighter-Jet Project · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course the US routinely penetrates Chinese systems in order to steal military secrets ... and in response we have developed an absolutely airtight national defence against the Mig-19 and all its variants.

  2. Re:Of course we don't need running shoes on Do We Need Running Shoes To Run? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've never walked barefoot on concrete? Feels good man, especially on hot days.

    Though to be completely honest, the hobo vomit is somewhat less of a tactile treat.

  3. Re:Of course we don't need running shoes on Do We Need Running Shoes To Run? · · Score: 1, Funny

    What are you, some kind of cdesign proponentsist?

  4. Re:Wow. Just Wow. on Oracle Buys Sun · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that from a customer perspective, a single vendor experience is superior to a multi vendor experience.

  5. Re:Lots o' power on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 1

    4. What are the unintended consequences?

    For starters, hurricanes play a role in climate regulation, and that role is the transport of heat away from equatorial regions and into the extratropical zone. It is theorized that if humans break that mechanism by preventing hurricane formation, we will end up with fewer storms, but those that do form will be incredibly devastating as they feed off the "surplus" latent oceanic heat.

  6. Re:Good vs. Bad. on Google Latitude Helps Catch Robber · · Score: 1

    Of the various words I've heard used to describe the current job situation, "choice" isn't typically one of them

  7. Re:NO on Adobe Pushing For Flash TVs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How open is your current cable feed?

  8. Re:huh? on Encrypted But Searchable Online Storage? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well that depends whether the OP wants to perform something like a fulltext search (i.e. the ability to look for keywords within the content of each document) or a metadata search.

    There's nothing to prevent you setting up a CMS where each piece of content is encrypted, but the metadata describing that content is out in the clear and searchable. Security in such a scenario would be less than optimal (e.g. people could guess certain things about your content based on the statistical pattern of length for each of the millions of encrypted content items), and of course you'd have to be very careful about the metadata fields and how you are populating them.

  9. Re:They can either do it openly or covertly on Time Warner Broadband Cap Trial Rescheduled In Texas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    But what about my god-given right to massive unmetered bandwidth without having to pay for it?

    </sarcasm>

  10. Re:Tranquility? on NASA Names Space Station Treadmill After Colbert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure the eggheads at NASA started out with the best of intentions where this poll is concerned. Then Steve Colbert came along and hijacked the process (and I'm not pointing fingers, it's Colbert's job to fuck with things and he did an admirable job of it) and the eggheads were left to figure out some other way forward. That's the reality of the situation. The psychologically-healthy way of dealing with that reality is to shrug your shoulders, silently congratulate Steve Colbert on a job well done, and move on. Taking it personally and deciding that NASA has delivered a "slap in the face" is the route to misery.

    Also consider - how many times are you actually going to hear the name of that module over the next 10 years? Maybe during the week when they launch and assemble it. After that, will we be reading items about a new crew blasting off to visit the Harmony module, or Serenity, or Colbert? Here's a challenge for you: without looking anything up on the web, name 2 others modules currently comprising the ISS.

  11. Re:Doesn't a PIN Require the Physical Card? on Subverting PIN Encryption For Bank Cards · · Score: 1

    Depends on the institution. In fact at least one card I can think of was delivered - via regular postal mail - with a default PIN set to 1234.

  12. Re:Tranquility? on NASA Names Space Station Treadmill After Colbert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    major slap in the face from NASA

    I guess - if an online naming poll is really that big a deal - that this qualifies as a major slap in the face. My personal reaction runs more along the lines of "who the hell cares?"

  13. Re:why wait till she was dying on Woman Unable To See Dying Mother Because Ticket Agent Needs to Go On Break · · Score: 1

    Are there classes at the Learning Annex that I can take where I can learn to become cold and insensitive, while at the same time becoming an expert in everybody else's life so that I can tell them how to manage their affairs?

  14. Re:A little slow on Your Business Card Is Crap · · Score: 1

    I'm going to hire him to design my toddler's business card. Sure, we'll have to make a few assumptions about what he can do, guaranteed, once he's 27 years old, but it's important to think ahead. Factoring in inflation, I'm willing to go as high as $11.50 per card, but at that price point I expect the whole deal - embossing, die cutting, foil stamping, and pop up action figures.

  15. Re:A related SF story... on Flying Micro-Robot Takes Off · · Score: 1

    Yes, but does Lem say anything about micro-clouds or micro-shadows?

  16. Re:So what next? on Why the CAPTCHA Approach Is Doomed · · Score: 1

    Many of the examples you give are not culturally neutral. One person's pet is another person's tasty treat. Ditto for Natalie Portman.

  17. Re:[Don't] Profit! on No More D&D PDFs, Wizards of the Coast Sues 8 File Sharers · · Score: 5, Funny

    This D&D guide will self destruct in 60 seconds.

    ... unless you can successfully roll for save vs. lawyers

  18. Re:203 decibels? on Powerful Sonar Causes Deafness In Dolphins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Exactly. It's generally about confusion over things like how our oil got under their sand.

  19. Re:My solution is simple & elegant: on Why the CAPTCHA Approach Is Doomed · · Score: 1, Insightful

    impose default caps on sent emails per account, IP, whatever, until the sender has been established as a legit sender of mass mails.

    What does this have to do with the subject of website captchas?

  20. Re:Joke's on them on April Fools Sees Fake Extra Millions For Users of Brokerage Site · · Score: 1

    Now that would be one badass April Fool's prank: hack into Ameritrade or eTrade, and change the interface so all transactions must be denominated in roman numerals.

  21. Re:Obligatory Penny Arcade Comic on Pro Video Game Leagues — Another Economic Casualty · · Score: 1
  22. Re:How about the followup? on Interview With the Author of "Mastering Cat" · · Score: 4, Funny

    No manual entry for pussy

    I think I see the problem here - try starting her off with 3 or 4 vodka appletinis.

  23. This has GOT to be an April Fools story on Warner Bros. Acquires The Pirate Bay · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No way this is for real

  24. Re:text on Dealing With a Copyright Takedown Request? · · Score: 1

    22.At times I have fits of laughing & crying that I cannot control

    Come on, how could anybody not answer yes to that one.

  25. Re:Hmm... on Tigger.A Trojan Quietly Steals Stock Traders' Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm okay with this worm stealing data so long as it put a little more effort into it: you know, it could introduce itself as Prince Leta Matobo living in exile in Ghana, spend some time building up a rapport, and then start making suggestions about making billions of dollars using 100% guaranteed modalities.

    This automated stealing of data is just bullshit.