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  1. *Was* the problem testing? on Students Embarrass eBay With Firefox Add-On · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or was the problem trying to figure out a way to implement it that increased ad revenues?

  2. Re:Life Sentence? on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone using counterfeit products who "recklessly causes or attempts to cause death" can be imprisoned for life.
    That made me feel a little more at ease from reading the sensationalist line in the summary.
    Except that was obviously only stuck in there as lubricant. It's already against the law to cause or attempt to cause death.
  3. Re:parent +1 Funny on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at the thought that some folks might actually think the AG would give anything credibility, especially as far as this Congress is concerned. Some in the RIAA might honestly think so, given how bad their judgment seems to be in general.

  4. parent +1 Funny on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: 1

    The only difference this time is that the Attorney General is attempting to submit the law himself to give it more credibility.
    That's a good one. I've got nail clippings with more credibility than Alberto Gonzales.
  5. Here you go ... on ESA's Cluster Spacecraft Makes Shocking Discovery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Were the differences well within the error bars? I'm going with the latter until someone pastes a link with meat on its bones.
    Here you go.
  6. Um, nice comparison ... on HBO Exec Proposes DRM Name Change · · Score: 1
    Desperately trying to come up with a better PR term for a failed corporate policy is so much like trying to be polite to people despite "the general public" always twisting polite terms into insults.

    And apples are so much like Tang ...

  7. "Vaguely homoerotic overtones"? on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 1
    Nearly any movie with a guy in tights has more than vaguely homoerotic overtones.

    But maybe that's just me.

  8. Re:Reagan on Deadline For Saying "No" To National ID · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't remember Reagan making a barcode tattoos crack about National ID cards, but it'd be interesting if he did. That could be taken as a reference to Revelations 13:16-17 ...

    16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
    17 and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

  9. Of course they do! on Deadline For Saying "No" To National ID · · Score: 1

    In case you hadn't noticed, this government does not give a rat's butt about the opinion of the citizenry.
    If you loudly disagree with the President, that matters a great deal to them.

    It matters so much, they'll even put you on a nice list, so you get extra-special treatment at airports.

  10. Re:Reinventing the wheel. For SPITE! on Europe's Galileo Program In Serious Trouble · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you dive into a program like this motivated by little more than spite.
    Absolutely. All they had to do was look at the Apollo Program.

    "We beat the Russkies to the moon, HA-ha. Now slash the budget to hell ... except for the pork barrel stuff, of course."

  11. Re:Humans are funny that way on Soldiers Bond With Bots, Take Them Fishing · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow, way to assume what specific group of people was meant by "groups of people". I can do that too!

    But I won't.

  12. +1 Monitor-baptizing on Canadian Coins Not Nano-Tech Espionage Devices · · Score: 1

    I remember when they were playing the trailer for "Independence Day" in theatres, the clip of the White House being destroyed sometimes got cheers. (Which is funny, but also sad.)

  13. As far as I'm concerned ... on Verizon Claims Free Speech Over NSA Wiretapping · · Score: 1
    Verizon's case is significantly less arguable than the ones you listed, given that they're basing their arguments on the "free speech rights" of a "corporate person", rather than on the free speech rights of actual people. (Because you know damn well no-one at Verizon would be brave enough -- or stupid enough -- to try this as individuals, unprotected by corporate avoid-personal-responsibility shields.)

    And to respond to the obvious -- yes, Klansmen and Nazis and homophobic wackos are human. Pretending they aren't is the easy way out.

  14. Re:Privacy is already dead on Massachusetts Joins the Real ID Fight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Simply repeating something doesn't make it a more convincing argument. (Well, except in the case of Fox News.) Repeating the insults along with it makes it even less convincing.

  15. Re:I guess this means ... on Canadian Coins Not Nano-Tech Espionage Devices · · Score: 1

    hmm, throw in another hockey team and you have a deal ;)
    You can have the Bruins. Gods know they aren't doing us any good.
  16. Album deal on Jobs to Labels- Lose the DRM & We'll Talk Price · · Score: 1

    I'll start buying music via iTunes if (a) they lose the DRM and (b) offer a deal on buying entire albums. (Which I think would actually increase their bottom line, but I admit I'm not a marketer.)

  17. Re:I guess this means ... on Canadian Coins Not Nano-Tech Espionage Devices · · Score: 1

    Besides there's no way Americans will want to inherit the tax, or Quebec.

    Okay, now I know you're just making fun of us. 'Cause we'd trade New Jersey for Quebec in a heartbeat. How 'bout it?

  18. I guess this means ... on Canadian Coins Not Nano-Tech Espionage Devices · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess this means we shouldn't have preemptively invaded Canada. [shrug] Oh well. We can't leave now, or there'll be a bloody civil war between Quebec and everyone else up there. Besides which, this is our best chance to spread democracy and freedom in North America.

  19. I can't believe CmdrTaco ... on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I can't believe CmdrTaco and so many other people here are being so fracking gullible.

    Harry McCracken was editor-in-chief of a major tech mag supported by big advertisers. I find it hard to believe that Colin Crawford's suggestion was anything new. At most, maybe he was just more blunt about it than previous CEOs.

    I'm sure there's a hell of a lot more to the story than an oh-so-noble stance by McCracken.

  20. If anyone thinks ... on PC World Editor Resigns When Ordered Not to Criticize Advertisers · · Score: 1
    If anyone thinks there isn't a hell of a lot more to this story, I have some great beach-front property in Louisiana to sell them. Harry McCracken was the Editor-In-Chief of PC World, and I'm supposed to believe that Colin Crawford's policy was something new and unacceptable to him?

    Please, people.

  21. Re:Ha, ha, but ... on Longevity Gene Found · · Score: 1
    Eating healthy can be a pure and simple pleasure every time.

    There are certainly occasions when I pay less attention to how healthy I'm eating, but that's not because how I eat the rest of the time is such an onerous, tasteless experience. That's simply not the case.

    The "healthy eating" = "tasteless tofu, sprouts, and granola" is an old and simplistic myth that corporate agribusiness is only to happy to encourage, while at the same time slapping a big "HEALTHY!" label on pre-packaged crap where they've replaced trans-fats with fake fats and doubled the corn syrup. Ugh.

  22. High quality chocolate is key. on Longevity Gene Found · · Score: 1
    I eat much less chocolate now that I only eat good, dark chocolate.

    I used to be able to gobble down a half-pound of M&Ms, easy. Now, a small square or two of, say, Green & Black Mayan chocolate is great. Any more is overkill.

    It's like the difference between drinking lots of cheap beer, or one pint of really good beer. With quality, there's no need for quantity. (Unless the whole point is getting trashed rather than a little buzzed.)

  23. Ha, ha, but ... on Longevity Gene Found · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A few years ago, for various reasons, I started eating much healthier. More whole grains, more fruits and veggies, much less preprocessed food, less fried food, etc, etc. I didn't go vegan or even just vegetarian, but I do eat less meat than I used to. (And I only eat red meat when I have an active craving for it.)

    You know what? Eating healthy takes a little more effort and attention, but it actually tastes a hell of a lot better.

    Just walking into a fast-food place now actually makes me a little nauseous. I know tastes vary -- hell, I used to love that stuff myself. But now it's, "Ye gods, how did I ever choke that crap down?"

    It's like using real maple syrup after being raised using Maple-Flavored Pancake Topping. "Oh, this is what that other stuff is pretending to be."

  24. Don't miss this part ... on Longevity Gene Found · · Score: 1

    Still, HFCS is the current dietary demon. The Corn Refiners Association's white paper, "The Truth About High Fructose Corn Syrup and Obesity", notes the alarmist reactions lack scientific merit.
    Emphasis added.

    In other news, the Tobacco Processors Association notes that there is still some disagreement among researchers as to whether or not there's a direct connection between smoking and cancer.

  25. Have you seen that "systems analysis"? on New Jersey Turnpike As a Power Source? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This same systems analysis makes a hummer look competitive with a prius in terms of total energy consumption during its lifetime.

    Have you seen that particular "systems analysis"? I have. It's so blatantly flawed that the flaws are almost certainly intentional.