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Soldiers Bond With Bots, Take Them Fishing

HarryCaul writes "Soldiers are finding themselves becoming more and more attached to their robotic helpers. During one test of a mine clearing robot, 'every time it found a mine, blew it up and lost a limb, it picked itself up and readjusted to move forward on its remaining legs, continuing to clear a path through the minefield.' The man in charge halted the test, though - 'He just could not stand the pathos of watching the burned, scarred and crippled machine drag itself forward on its last leg. This test, he charged, was inhumane.' Sometimes the soldiers even take their metallic companions fishing. Is there more sympathy for Robot Rights than previously suspected?"

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  1. "This test, he charged, was inhumane" by TodMinuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good thing a robot isn't a human.

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    1. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by value_added · · Score: 4, Funny

      My advice would be to stop anthropomorphising robots. They don't like it.

    2. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by cdrdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't argue that inhumane isn't the correct term because robots aren't human. We use the same term for mistreating animals. The difference lies in that animals, like humans but unlike robots, can feel pain.

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    3. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by TodMinuit · · Score: 0

      We use the same term for mistreating animals.


      No: You do.
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    4. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Applekid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obligatory "Why was I built to feel pain?"

      Seriously, though, perhaps it'd be beneficial to equip robots with sensors and constraints which would let them feel "pain". Kind of like how if you try to overextend your arm you'll feel pain in the shoulder. It could become a self-limiting mechanism.

      (As opposed to hard coding the limits? I dunno. Humans have some hard coded limits by the structure of bones and placement of muscles, but others don't.)

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    5. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by cdrdude · · Score: 5, Informative

      A quick google search of 'define: inhumane' returns: "lacking kindness" "lacking and reflecting lack of pity or compassion; 'humans are innately inhumane; this explains much of the misery and suffering in the world"; "biological weapons are considered too inhumane to be used' " If google is to be believed, inhumane has nothing to do with treatment of humans. Inhumane is simply a word for cruelty, regardless of species.

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    6. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by OhEd · · Score: 1

      Perhaps 'inhuman' is a better term, though. http://www.allwords.com/word-inhuman,%20inhumane.h tml

    7. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by fataugie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not so sure if this is a good idea....the last thing I want is an overdeveloped toaster oven pissing and moaning about doing work.

      Really, would you want C3PO as a work companion?

      Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

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    8. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Obligatory "Why was I built to feel pain?"

      Because your genes are more likely to propogate if you can recognize, react to, and avoid damage.

      In the case of robot designs, they are more likely to propogate if the robot can complete its missions and/or operate at the highest performance/price ratio. The ability for a robot to "feel pain" is only useful if adds to the primary metrics of success.

    9. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by MrMr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not declare the robots enemy combattants?
      that normally kicks in the dehuminization mode.

    10. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      animals, like humans but unlike robots, can feel pain

      Currently. ;)

      First off, this sentiment by the tester expresses a lot more about humans than it does about the robots themselves. It's something that has long been exploited by the designers of robotic toys. In an article about Pleo, an upcoming robotic dinosaur by the creator of the Furby, this issue was discussed. The creator mentioned that he had even gotten letters from people who owned Furbys, insisting that they had taught their toys a few words of English, or that their toys had let them know when the house was on fire. It's instinctive to ascribe our thoughts and emotions onto others, and for good reason: our children can only learn to act like we do when we give them the right environment to mimic.

      A young child isn't thinking like you; an infant will spend the first year of their life just trying to figure out things like the fact that all of these colors from their eyes provide 3d spatial data, that they can change their world by moving their muscles, that things fall unless you set them on something, that sounds correspond to events, and all of the most fundamental bits of learning. A one year old can't even count beyond the bounds of an instinctive counting "program"**. They perceive you by instinctive facial recognition, not by an understanding of the world around them. Yet, we react to them like they understand what we're saying or doing. If we didn't do this, they'd never learn to *actually* understand what we're saying or doing.

      As for whether a robot will experience pain, you have to look at what "pain" is and where you draw the cutoff. After all, a robot can take in a stimulus and respond to it. Clearly, a human feels pain. Does a chimpanzee? The vast majority of people would say yes. A mouse? A salamander? A cricket? A water flea? A volvox? A paramecium? Where is the cutoff point? Really, there isn't one. All we can really look at is how much "thinking" is done on the pain response, which is a somewhat vague concept itself. The relevance of the term "pain", therefore, seems constrained by how "intelligent" the being perceiving the pain is. As robotic intelligence becomes more human-like, the concept of "pain" becomes a very real thing to consider. For now, these robots' thought processes aren't much more elaborate than those of daphnia, so I don't think there's a true moral issue here.

      ** I don't have the article onhand, but this innate ability to count up to small numbers -- say, 4 or 5 -- was a surprise when it was first discovered. A researcher tracked interest in a puppet by watching childrens' eyes as it was presented. Whenever the puppet moved in the same way each time, the child would start to bore of it. If they moved it a differing number of times, the child would stay interested for much longer. They were able to probe the bounds of a child's counting perception this way. The children couldn't distinguish between, say, four hops and six hops, but they could between three hops and four hops. Interestingly enough, it seems that many animals have such an instinctive capability; it's already been confirmed, for example, in the case of Alex, the African Grey parrot.

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    11. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea!

      The robots get blown up doing their job, and we pull another one out of the box and do it again! Woohoo!

      Animals do not deserve treatment on human levels, neither do they deserve inhumane treatment. They are animals. We are not.
      Robots don't even register on the same radar. It's a thing, like a toaster. Only slightly smarter.

      "I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." -Jack Handy

    12. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by TGTilde · · Score: 1

      Wait... when did we become not animals? Science must be lying to me again :(

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    13. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      However, it could be good if the robot is trying to pick up an item that it doesn't have the strength to pick up. Most robots i've seen just try to pick up an item, no matter if they break their limbs doing it or not. The robot should be able to sense that it can't lift an item, and just continue on before it damages itself or puts its parts out of alignment.

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    14. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This might be true for you, but for many people it isn't. Many people I know treat their animals like they were their own children, especially if they are a childless couple. I accord my own cat with roughly the same level of accord as I do most people, if you were crapping on the carpet I would swap you too. Seriously, though, there is a long history of people anthropomorphizing their tools and machine. Look at naval vessels, and bombers, or any other transportation method that people depend on for their very lives, the practice of calling these vessels "she" points to the fact that we don't view them as "merely" machines.

      Heck, all of my computers have had names, and from time to time I do talk to them, cajole them into functioning properly. Academically I know my box isn't a person, nor does it really understand a word a say, but I have been interacting with it closely for years, know its little quirks, etc...

      Us humans are all still animists at heart.

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    15. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I perfer "unethical" myself in relation to treatment of animals.

    16. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Of course, the missing feature we don't have but that robots could have is the internal switch : pain ON/OFF

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    17. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by thegsusfreek · · Score: 0

      humans are innately inhumane

      Interesting since, according to Etymonline, "inhumane" comes from "inhuman" which is "from in- "not" + humanus "human."

    18. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though if they did disarm the minefield by driving a flock of sheep across it as we had done in the past, at least the soldiers would have mutton for chow afterwards.

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    19. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by karnal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing that no one has brought up in this thread is that it is OK to feel pain. Fearing pain, however, will typically alter your course of action.

      Just because we could make a robot feel pain, doesn't mean it will necessarily fear it like most humans do.

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    20. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      The problem with the research you cite is that we don't know if the baby is thinking of count as it's reacting to the doll stimulus. All we know for sure is that the baby is responding to a novel stimulus, in this case a doll that's moving more or fewer times than it did before. Is the baby attaching meaning in terms of count, or is it attaching meaning in terms of difference of motion? The question the research is attempting to answer versus the question the research actually answers may be completely different.

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    21. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by UseTheSource · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many people I know treat their animals like they were their own children, especially if they are a childless couple. I accord my own cat with roughly the same level of accord as I do most people, if you were crapping on the carpet I would swap you too.

      Hey... At least my birds actually talk. What can your cat do? :P

      In all seriousness, to the GP... Not sure if he was trying to be funny or not, but just because we may be at the top in intelligence, humans are still animals. Hell chimps are 99% genetically identical. When talking about intelligent animals, sometimes people refer to the age of a child. For example, one might say that one of my birds has the mentality of a 3-4 year old human child. Coupled with the fact that they use English words in the correct context and ask for things by name blurs the distiction the GP was trying to make.

      Unless he's a Bible-thumper. ;)

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    22. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      The GP is actually right about his conclusion -- that being 'inhumane' doesn't necessarily mean mistreating a human -- although his reasoning is off, as inhumane certainly is derived from 'human.' Saying that someone or something is inhumane means that they are acting inhuman. So if a person tortures a dog, that would be considered inhumane. Same with this test -- if you accept that it is cruel to the robot, then the test could be considered inhumane.

      Not that I agree with that point of view, though.

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    23. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I kick a puppy, I'm being inhumane because I'm not acting like a human "should". The recipient of my inhumanity is irrelevant. "Inhumane" references the humanity of the actor not the victim.

    24. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Hey... At least my birds actually talk. What can your cat do? :P

      Crap on the floor, thats about it at the moment. Unless you consider biting my ankles when I go to the bathroom at 3am as a sign of intelligence.

      but just because we may be at the top in intelligence, humans are still animals. Hell chimps are 99% genetically identical.

      Prepare to get modded to hell. I agree though, and would go farther and claim that trying to map human intelligence to animals is rather misplaced. What is intelligence anyways? When we use the term we generally mean "human-like intelligence", or how close a given species is to being human. Does intelligence have to make something MORE HUMAN? This is the fight I get into with AI people, their machines might become intelligence, but I fail to see how this transfers into "human like", as if the two were logically connected. But thats neither here nor there.

      I'd recommend reading Douglas Hofstader's "I am a Strange Loop", he does run into the "intelligence = humanity" fallacy a bit, but otherwise I agree 100%.

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    25. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by sxltrex · · Score: 4, Informative

      Human beings feeling pain isn't just ok, it's a critical requirement. This story relates the experiences of a family dealing with a child that, due to a rare genetic disorder, is unable to feel pain.

      Imagine not having any stimulus to tell you that putting your hand in front of a blow torch is a bad idea. Not accidentally killing yourself becomes a bit of a challenge. Pain is an excellent instructional tool.

    26. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by UseTheSource · · Score: 1

      Oh, trust me... I fully expected to get modded flamebait for that one. I have karma to spare.

      I was going to mention that I understand that equating intelligence from one species to another is a slippery slope. The brains of different animals, humans included, evolved (yes EVOLVED ;) for different purposes so comparing is apples and oranges. More intelligent in what regard, is the question... To use the bird example, the visual cortex of even the "least intelligent" species of birds' and their processing of visual information would completely blow humans' out of the water, in some regards. So, it begs the question, better for what?

      Equating human emotions to other animals is even more dubious. While there aren't exact correlations , I'm sure, they still have feelings, moods, etc.

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    27. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Tuoqui · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know... Before we get this 'robot rights' thing down, we should get the whole 'human rights' thing right first.

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    28. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Afecks · · Score: 1

      Yes I think that's the difference between inhuman and inhumane.

    29. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a thing, like a toaster"

      But then they'll rebel, nuke us, and become pregnant with our cancer-curing love child. What do we do then?

    30. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by mstahl · · Score: 3, Funny

      from time to time I do talk to them, cajole them into functioning properly <scotty>Hellooo, computer!</scotty>
    31. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Pain affects our emotional state, happy when not engulfed in flames, sad when engulfed in flames.

      For a robot, it wouldn't so much be "pain", just another sense of awareness. I am on flame. No perjorative connotation. The sky is blue. Water is wet. It doesn't have to be suffering, it just has to be noted and assigned a priority. A homework assignment due tommorow, vs. a project due next month. No flinching away, just a measured response appropriate to the situation.

    32. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Scratch our heads and wait 10 months for the next episode in the series.. of events.

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    33. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by greenbird · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Imagine not having any stimulus to tell you that putting your hand in front of a blow torch is a bad idea. Not accidentally killing yourself becomes a bit of a challenge. Pain is an excellent instructional tool.

      This is why I'm all for corporal punishment. Pain is nature's way of telling you you're doing something wrong. Let's use nature's tools.

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    34. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      What Bait does the Robot use?

    35. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I suppose first on the list of "human rights" is the ability to copy DVDs unhindered by DRM, riiight?

    36. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by presentt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The brains of different animals, humans included, evolved (yes EVOLVED ;) for different purposes so comparing is apples and oranges.

      Scientific American had an interesting article in the April 2007 issue called "Just How Smart Are Ravens?" (subscribers-only link, sorry). It touched on determining why animals evolve intelligence, especially considering the sheer number of species that respond instinctively at best, or, in the case of the majority of species, simply to taxis (think bacteria, insects, etc.) The article defined intelligence as the ability to reason and display logic. It seemed to conclude that the more "intelligent" animals--birds, primates, humans--lived in more social environments and needed to be able to adapt (short-term, not in terms of evolution) to different situations.

      Current robots, however, have highly specific roles and do not need to adapt much. They clearly are highly logical, and thus somewhat intelligent by SciAm's standards, but the breadth of their intelligence is limited. And a mine-sweeping robot isn't about to "adapt" itself to start avoiding damage from mines, becoming its controller's friend, or taking over the world.

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    37. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by frostband · · Score: 1

      Say we had a robot that could actually think (or close to it, maybe)

      It's arm blows off. For what reason would it interpret that as the sensation we call "pain"?

      If my arm blew off, I would be screaming in pain. Then I would think of the pain of losing my arm for the rest of my life. And maybe of how much surgery I'm about to go through to fix this problem and how much pain there is going to be involved in that.

      The robot on the other hand, when it's arm blows off, it just thinks "I can't use that arm anymore to sense the world around me. Until that arm is reattached, I will have to use my other sensing mechanisms (other arms/legs, antennae, cameras, etc...)."

      Just because the robot loses most of its legs and starts dragging itself along doesn't mean it's feeling pain, it means it is functioning normally (but not optimally).


      Ok, my last thought is going to be another hypothetical; let's say the robot is programmed so that it could respond to certain inputs with what looks like emotions of pain. It's arm blows off and then it starts screaming, and suppose it's going to think about going back to the lab to have limbs reattached in "surgery" and what not. That "pain" can be turned off at anytime. Heck, you don't even have to hit the power switch, all there needs to be is a small bug in the program that throws it back into the non-painful state. In any case, the robot's pain can be turned off (reset, whatever).

      Those are my thoughts, am I missing anything?

    38. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by treeves · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think this is right.

      No one is accused of being inhumane when they crash a car. Why is it any different if they destroy a robot? Limbs are more life-like than wheels? What if my car talks and I take it with me fishing? How strange.

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    39. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Please don't use genetic % as a comparator. Normally someone will attempt to deconstruct your argument with the 60% banana reply.
      Essentially, we can't do a tight link between genetics and intelligence, especially not when talking in percentage terms.

    40. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by kalirion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now if only it was that easy to tell the body "All right, I acknowledge your message that something's wrong. However there's nothing I can do about that, SO STOP YELLING."

    41. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey... At least my birds actually talk. What can your cat do? :P

      Eat your bird.

    42. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's called Morphine

    43. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by illegalcortex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Who says human empathy has to make any sense? It's not like it's a rigidly programmed set of rules. We empathize with actors in a film, even when it's pure fiction.

      Strange that you should pick the idea of the car. Some people get very attached to their cars (and other belongings) and DO empathize with them. Imagine a car you had first learned to drive as a teenager, lost your virginity in, drove your wife to the hospital in while she was having labor pains, and took your grandfather on a cross country ride right before he passed away later that year. Now imagine that the car has had it and will never again be feasible to drive. Do you take it to the scrapyard to be torn apart for parts and then crushed? Do you donate it to the junkyard derby to be smashed up and discarded?

      Hell, at this point I'm not just empathizing with a car, I'm empathizing with a fictional car that I just made up.

    44. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by myowntrueself · · Score: 1, Insightful

      we should get the whole 'human rights' thing right first.

      Absolutely.

      But things are a bit confused when (for example) Israelis and Arabs don't even regard one another as being *human* even though they are both arguably the same *race*.

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    45. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by treeves · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No, I completely agree with you. It doesn't make a lot of sense. My comment was more about the strange way that the word inhumane seems to be defined (or not so defined, really).

      The fact that we do get attached to cars but would still not call someone inhumane who destroyed one (even one to which we have attachments) is odd, given that someone would call inhumane one who allowed a robot (of the sort we actually have, not the sci-fi sort) to come to harm.

      Plus, slashdotters like car analogies ;-)

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    46. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Grant_Watson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is like the whole tomato-as-fruit-or-vegetable thing. It's not necessary for social categories to match scientific ones precisely.

      Thus tomatoes are a vegetable and humans are not animals, even though tomatoes are in the same biological branch as fruit and people are in the same branch as animals.

    47. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shite! this is the most insightful thing ive read in a loooong time.

    48. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by illegalcortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing is, I think most people wouldn't call the robot thing inhumane, either. And there are probably some people who would call the car thing inhumane, namely the car's owner. But not always.

      The reason why it's more likely to happen with a robot (even of the kind we have) than a car is because of a more anthropomorphic shape. Just look at how it's described in terms of "limbs" and "legs." A great example of this is this video. The legs look lifelike enough that I've seen several people wince and pity the robot when it gets kicked. Our brains seem pretty hardwired for this sort of thing. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, we'll probably empathize with it.

      Once again, we come back around to our own humanity. As people have said, the terms "humane" and "inhumane" are all about the person being human, not the object on which they are taking some action. I see this as becoming more and more of an issue the better robot construction and more importantly virtual reality gets. People make a stink about FPSes and GTA being murder simulator, but can you imagine if it was a simulation that was indistinguishable from reality, and the "people" in it were programmed to look and act just like humans? If people decide to treat them differently from humans, what will that do the those people? Will it mess them up and make them treat "real" humans differently? In that sense, will their "inhumane" actions take away some of their humanity?

    49. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by pklinken · · Score: 0

      The troops promoted the robot to staff sergeant -- a high honor, since that usually means a squad leader. They also awarded it three "purple hearts."
      Take that, Kerry!
    50. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I fully disagree. Anything that helps us expand our sphere of empathy helps. Working on one will likely have a positive effect on the other.

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    51. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Before we get this 'robot rights' thing down, we should get the whole 'human rights' thing right first.

      But sometimes the only way to reprogram humans is with a clue-stick ;-)

    52. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by fuzzix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know... Before we get this 'robot rights' thing down, we should get the whole 'human rights' thing right first.

      Hired killers feeling empathy with a machine... Don't ask me what this means - All I know is it's fucked up.
    53. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by TGTilde · · Score: 1

      Personally, I always considered tomatoes to be a fruit, but I see what you are saying. Sad thing is though, most people mean it in ALL ways.

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    54. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by ross.w · · Score: 1

      There is also the disease leprosy which does not actually directly cause loss of limbs, etc. Leprosy patients lose the ability to feel pain, and thus releatedly injure themselves without realising it, ultimately causing loss of fingers, toes etc.

      So yes, pain is important.

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    55. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Clearly, a human feels pain. Does a chimpanzee? The vast majority of people would say yes. A mouse? A salamander? A cricket? A water flea? A volvox? A paramecium? Where is the cutoff point? Really, there isn't one

      If they make a horrible sound and display really sad eyes or a bowtie-shaped mouth, they're feeling pain. Done :-)

    56. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Really, would you want C3PO as a work companion? Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

      Unlike a wife, at least you can screw his head off and replace it with a light bulb or something else quiet. The downside is that C3PO has lousy t!ts.

    57. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      "So....you want some toast? How about a crumpet? I know! You're a waffle man!"

    58. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Darth+Hubris · · Score: 1

      One thing that's missing from the clinical smart-bomb precise warfare is the close up blood, nastiness, and chaos. Our troops on the ground are seeing this though. These robots are basically big, stupid, electric kittens. Ok, big-multilegged, stupid, electric spider kittens, so this is almost inevitable. Every world leader needs a mine-clearing robot.

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    59. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Rei · · Score: 1

      The robot on the other hand, when it's arm blows off, it just thinks "I can't use that arm anymore to sense the world around me. Until that arm is reattached, I will have to use my other sensing mechanisms (other arms/legs, antennae, cameras, etc...)."

      If it's thinking like us, it's going to be freaking out, fearing for it's life, it's sensors are going to all be overloaded, "instinctive" response mechanisms are going to be kicking in, and its neural net is going to be firing like crazy. Don't call it pain if you want to, but well, it's pain.

      Pain works because it causes a reaction. Pain negatively conditions us against harmful actions. "Learning" robots will need pain.

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    60. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Now if only it was that easy to tell the body "All right, I acknowledge your message that something's wrong. However there's nothing I can do about that, SO STOP YELLING."

      Analgesics have been known since ancient times. They only get better with additional research.

    61. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by GrumpySimon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a fairly well known anecdote about Jane Goodall going to see a chimp lab somewhere. She was shown around and told "look, all the chimps here are smiling! the must be happy!". She apparently fled in tears - chimps don't smile, they only pull their lips back like that when they're terrified.

      This is probably a scientific urban legend, but the point is that you cannot recognise fear/pain/suffering just by what a human would do.

    62. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by eam · · Score: 2, Funny

      At first pass, I read your last line as:

          "Every world leader needs a mind-clearing robot."

    63. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      They do indeed injure themselves without realizing it. However, in at least some cases, the loss of fingers and toes and etc is actually due to rats chewing them off when the patient goes to sleep. Isn't that weird? Read it in Discover.

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    64. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Robots don't even register on the same radar. It's a thing, like a toaster. Do you want toast?
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    65. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Bootard · · Score: 1

      This is a little out there (mainly because the guy who called it "inhumane" was the one who was bothered by it), but I'd say it was inhumane to the Colonel. It can't be inhumane to destroy a robot that has no sense of pleasure or pain, hope or fear, but if the Colonel has bonded to the robot and is being forced to participate in its destruction, it could be inhumane to him.

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    66. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Pain is nature's way of telling you you're doing something wrong. Let's use nature's tools.

      Having someone who is in a position of strength or authority inflict pain on you tells you it's ok to inflict pain on those who are weaker than you.

      Society is our way of surpassing our animal nature. Let's use society's tools instead.

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    67. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      I like your optimism, but I think this is a case of someone in a life-or-death situation bonding with what keeps them alive, just as we see soldiers taking a "kill-em-all" attitude in foreign lands were they're supposedly on peacekeeping or liberating missions. I simply don't think you can put people's lives on the line and not expect survival instincts to kick in, including easily recognized symbols of allegiance seen also in tribal colors and inner city gangs. In this case, the robot's very identity is a sure symbol in a messy assymetric conflict where the other side abandons or subverts "team colors" in order to operate at all.

      I would hate to be one of these soldiers if the insurgents found a way to crack the robots. It is terrible to feel betrayed.

    68. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      I don't. Maybe because I try not to anthropomorphize machines. You really shouldn't either, it's not healthy.

    69. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even better: tag them as "friendly" - some of the US troops are bound to attack them!

    70. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      In what way is it "not healthy?" I think it's healthier (in a society functioning properly way) to have an excess of empathy than a dearth of it.

    71. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's healthy to have real empathy, that is for real people. If you start applying too much "empathy" to everything, you become that crazy old woman in the suburbs with a house full of cats.
      (or in this case; the crazy old guy with a lawn full of car carcasses).

    72. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by renoX · · Score: 1

      >I fully disagree. Anything that helps us expand our sphere of empathy helps. Working on one will likely have a positive effect on the other.

      Uh? When Lady Di died, people felt a lot of grief even though they only "knew" her though TV and mags, yet people still don't talk to their neighbours and couldn't care less when they die..

      Soldiers 'empathysing' with the robots they use, don't prevent them to use the same robots to kill other humans!

    73. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Fyz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This dialogue was taken from Charles Stross' "Accelerando", and takes on the point of the ethics of sentient military devices, though in this case, uploaded ones:

      "Cats," says Pamela. "He was hoping to trade their uploads to the Pentagon as a new smart bomb guidance system in lieu of income tax payments. Something about remapping enemy targets to look like mice or birds or something before feeding it to their sensorium. The old kitten and laser pointer trick."

      Manfred stares at her, hard. "That's not very nice. Uploaded cats are a bad idea."

      "Thirty-million-dollar tax bills aren't nice either, Manfred. That's lifetime nursing-home care for a hundred blameless pensioners."

      Franklin leans back, sourly amused, keeping out of the crossfire.

      "The lobsters are sentient," Manfred persists. "What about those poor kittens? Don't they deserve minimal rights? How about you? How would you like to wake up a thousand times inside a smart bomb, fooled into thinking that some Cheyenne Mountain battle computer's target of the hour is your heart's desire? How would you like to wake up a thousand times, only to die again? Worse: The kittens are probably not going to be allowed to run. They're too fucking dangerous - they grow up into cats, solitary and highly efficient killing machines. With intelligence and no socialization they'll be too dangerous to have around. They're prisoners, Pam, raised to sentience only to discover they're under a permanent death sentence. How fair is that?"

      "But they're only uploads." Pamela stares at him. "Software, right? You could reinstantiate them on another hardware platform, like, say, your Aineko. So the argument about killing them doesn't really apply, does it?"

      "So? We're going to be uploading humans in a couple of years. I think we need to take a rain check on the utilitarian philosophy, before it bites us on the cerebral cortex. Lobsters, kittens, humans -- it's a slippery slope."

    74. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      I still think you're departing from reality when you use prhases like "applying too much empathy." Empathy isn't something you consciously turn on or off. It's like anger, joy and sadness. Yes, it's something you can try to repress, just like you can try to cool your anger or shake off the blues. If it's an emotion and you have it, it's "real" empathy.

    75. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by davotoula · · Score: 1

      Getting 'human rights' right proved too difficult.

      Let's switch our attention and hopefully the majority will not even notice it.

    76. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

      Hired killers feeling empathy with a machine... Don't ask me what this means - All I know is it's fucked up.

      People who voluntarily risk their lives to protect others, feeling empathy for a machine that does the same - not so strange.
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    77. Re:"This test, he charged, was inhumane" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Soldiers 'empathysing' with the robots they use, don't prevent them to use the same robots to kill other humans!
      No, but thete fact that the robots are designed for mine clearing probably does.
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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  2. Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by techmuse · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just like chairs, couches, and other inanimate objects, animate, but non-thinking and non-feeling machines want to be anthropomorphized.

    1. Re:Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by aneurysm36 · · Score: 1

      THAT IS BECAUSE YOU CRAZY.

      reminds me of that IKEA commercial.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAhyl1fC4w

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    2. Re:Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by xemit · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Dude, when did your couch every stand by you in battle? Video games don't count.

    4. Re:Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by Z0mb1eman · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Non-living objects HATE IT when they're anthropomorphized.

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    5. Re:Non-living objects want to be anthropomorphized by fan+of+lem · · Score: 1

      Has it ever occured to us that trying to treat them human is an insult to their mechanical egos? We insensitive clods.

  3. Humans are funny that way by powerpants · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can feel empathy for a machine that's doing us a favor -- but in reality has no feelings -- while simultaneously dehumazing whole groups of people who only differ from ourselves culturally and/or geographically.

    1. Re:Humans are funny that way by Danse · · Score: 1, Insightful

      while simultaneously dehumazing whole groups of people who only differ from ourselves culturally and/or geographically.

      Wow, way to oversimplify things. I can do that too! You left out their tendency to try to blow us up. I think that's one of the bigger factors there. Also their tendency to dehumanize us as infidels and what have you. That's probably another one. See? See how I did that? How I left out a lot of details, complexity and history of the situation and simply painted one side as behaving in a violent, irrational way?
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    2. Re:Humans are funny that way by Bearpaw · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow, way to assume what specific group of people was meant by "groups of people". I can do that too!

      But I won't.

    3. Re:Humans are funny that way by powerpants · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By "we" I meant humans. I was referring to a human tendency. You however, have dived headlong into us/them-ism... and been modded insightful for it.

    4. Re:Humans are funny that way by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 1

      Where exactly did the GP suggest that he was discussing "terrorists", or "Muslims", or "Arabs" ... or whatever your mind immediately jumped to?
       
      Human history is filled with thousands of examples of one group of humans dehumanizing another which has absolutely nothing to do with safety.
       
      Or was Nazi Germany under some sort of threat from the Jews involving planes and tall buildings that I'm not aware of? Sheesh.

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    5. Re:Humans are funny that way by Herr+Brush · · Score: 1

      Why on earth was this modded insightful? The GP did not mention any specific groups at all. I believe he was referring to the human tendacy to dehumanise enemies or percieved enemies. I suppose its part of a greater adaptation to allow us to rationalise and justify doing horrible (but perhaps necessary) things.

    6. Re:Humans are funny that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Or was Nazi Germany under some sort of threat from the Jews involving planes and tall buildings that I'm not aware of? Sheesh.

      Well yeah, look at what they did to New York on 911! Then they had the audacity to cover it up and make it look like a bunch of innocent peaceful Muslims.

    7. Re:Humans are funny that way by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Wow, way to oversimplify things. I can do that too! You left out their tendency to try to blow us up. I think that's one of the bigger factors there. Also their tendency to dehumanize us as infidels and what have you. Umm, you seem to miss the key word: differ. They try to blow us up, we try to blow them up. They dehumanize us as infidels, we dehumanize them as terrorists. How are those differences?

      Oh yeah, it's different because we claim to have the moral high gro... no wait. They do too. Never mind.
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    8. Re:Humans are funny that way by jstomel · · Score: 1

      The robot was doing it's best to protect the soldiers and taking blasts meant for them. One sympathizes best with those that one is most similar to, and the modern american soldier has more in common with that robot than most iraqis. In more ways than one.

    9. Re:Humans are funny that way by Miseph · · Score: 1

      Way to prove his point...

      He never said it only went one way, or indicated which way that would be.

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    10. Re:Humans are funny that way by Danse · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, it's different because we claim to have the moral high gro... no wait. They do too. Never mind.

      That was my point. That both sides do the same thing, but that there is also a lot more behind it, and oversimplifying doesn't help the situation. However, as others have pointed out, the GP didn't actually imply that he was talking about any particular side, so that was just my mistake. I think I was just in a mindset that had me thinking in that way from another discussion I was involved in on another site, so it was right for me to get modded down.
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    11. Re:Humans are funny that way by powerpants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One sympathizes best with those that one is most similar to... I agree with that.

      ...and the modern american soldier has more in common with that robot than most iraqis. In more ways than one. But I have to disagree here. The American soldier has one thing in common with these robots: they are working toward the same goal (in this narrow instance). Aside from that, everything about them is different. To illustrate how much more the Americans have in common with Iraqis (or even insurgents), let me quote from Merchant of Venice:

      I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
      Clearly, these things are not also true of the robot (except a couple of them, if you take their meanings loosely). And yet, because they help to keep us alive, we feel empathy toward them.
    12. Re:Humans are funny that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is, we don't want to have to kill them.

      They want to kill us.

      It's that simple. They've been saying it for decades themselves, so you don't have to believe me.

    13. Re:Humans are funny that way by QuasiEvil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We can feel empathy for a machine that's doing us a favor -- but in reality has no feelings -- while simultaneously dehumazing whole groups of people who only differ from ourselves culturally and/or geographically. Um, that's because I like my car more than I like most of humanity.
    14. Re:Humans are funny that way by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. You came across as if you were oversimplifying the situation in an "we good - they bad" sort of way. Thank you for the clarification.

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    15. Re:Humans are funny that way by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough human, as well as most animals herding instincts are programmed towards others that are working for the same goal. So in reality its very much instinct to consider an opponent worthless wither they are similar to you are not. Our brains simply don't work this way.

    16. Re:Humans are funny that way by servognome · · Score: 1

      We can feel empathy for a machine that's doing us a favor -- but in reality has no feelings -- while simultaneously dehumazing whole groups of people who only differ from ourselves culturally and/or geographically.
      Not really that strange, it's basic survival instinct. We feel empathy for those we feel will help us survive, and we dehumanize those who we feel threaten us.
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    17. Re:Humans are funny that way by Crad · · Score: 1

      Yes, its the surivial instinct that led to the holocaust and will lead us into world war III

    18. Re:Humans are funny that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      especially when they're
      • promising to kill you unless you convert to their barbaric religion
      • planting bombs in the road
      • flying planes into buildings
      • shooting at you
      ...or perhaps by these actions they dehumanize themselves.

    19. Re:Humans are funny that way by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      While your comment may have started as something flippant, you may be on to something philosophically speaking.

      There have been a nearly infinite number of efforts to try to quantify 'what is a person?' (or, more specifically, what qualifies as 'personhood' to each individual).

      In a sense, you're implying a utilitarian definition which might seem coldhearted, but on a Darwinian level makes perfect sense: I consider you a "person" if you can be of some use to me or the survival of my genes. On an enlightened-self-interest level, this could be directly related to the necessity I have for you. If you are someone in my small town, you are a part of my community and therefore somewhat relevant, and while if you die I might feel a little sad, I probably won't lie awake at night grieving since we were only peripherally necessary to each other in a very broad sense. OTOH, if you are a mugger, or someone I identify as a violent criminal, or from a GROUP I identify as one with a hostile intent to MY group, I can quite easily dehumanize you and your value becomes intrinsically less to me, or in fact NEGATIVE if you are enough of a threat.

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  4. Pretty hypocritical by otacon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    soldiers blowing up robots with landmines is inhumane, but soldiers killing people on their own land with no cause isn't?

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    1. Re:Pretty hypocritical by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, these robots are not cylons, who are about to kill you. While i wouldn't like to run into any Al Kaida guy. It is not hypocritical. The robots are like toys or pets, not bloodthirsty terrorists.

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    2. Re:Pretty hypocritical by neersign · · Score: 3, Informative

      the enemy is not human. If you stop for a second to think that they might be, you've just lost your life.

    3. Re:Pretty hypocritical by MBCook · · Score: 1

      Why? That would only be hypocritical if the guy didn't have a problem with sending out the greenhorn to walk through the mine field to try to stumble across as many mines as he could while making a path. I seriously doubt he'd think that was humane either.

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    4. Re:Pretty hypocritical by chuckymonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ok, having been to a war zone I can tell you first hand that you're completely wrong. What the hell do you think PTSD is? You cannot imagine the total mindfuck it is to kill a living breathing person even if that person was trying to kill you. I'll have nightmares the rest of my life because of it, and that's only the direct instances. Nevermind that for what I did, I had a very high kill count even though it was more distant and I wasn't necessarily pulling the trigger. Yeah, we may joke about with eachother but all this is is a defense mechanism. If we don't "dehumanize" it we go fucking crazy. I have several friends that are so messed up from thinking about all the horror that they've had to do that they'll never really be a good part of society. So yeah it's inhumane, I did it because I had a choice. Kill him or he'll kill me, not a really hard choice for me to make but I have to live with it for the rest of my life. Once the trigger is pulled there's not taking it back ever. I do agree that it isn't necessarily right and something should be done. That's why I vote and take an active part in trying to get people out of there because I know first hand the horrors of a war zone, horrors that I hope people like you never have to face. Don't blame the soldiers that do the killing, blame the people in their pinstriped suits that don't have to do the trigger pulling.

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    5. Re:Pretty hypocritical by fredrated · · Score: 1

      "but soldiers killing people on their own land" says nothing about killing the 'enemy' unless you consider everyone the enemy. If that is the case, just who are we 'liberating' to enjoy democracy?

    6. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? That would only be hypocritical if the guy didn't have a problem with sending out the greenhorn to walk through the mine field to try to stumble across as many mines as he could while making a path. I seriously doubt he'd think that was humane either. Nope.

      It would be hypocritical if the guy didn't have a problem with sending out someone he decided was "the enemy" to walk through the mine field to try to stumble across as many mines as he could while making a path.

      Unfortunately, lots of folks would have no problem with that.
    7. Re:Pretty hypocritical by CantStopDancing · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't blame the soldiers that do the killing, blame the people in their pinstriped suits that don't have to do the trigger pulling.


      While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army.
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    8. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Rei · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Pretty hypocritical by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      If that is the case, just who are we 'liberating' to enjoy democracy? Whomever Haliburton and Exxon need us to liberate. I hear Iran may be next...
    10. Re:Pretty hypocritical by otacon · · Score: 1

      That's not what I meant by what I said at all. I agree with you about what soldiers have to go through. I wasn't refering to killing the enemy, I was refering to civilians wrongly killed. Although you didn't, and even if you did I wouldn't blame you because of the cirumstances of combat. I blame the polititians for having soldiers there in the first place.

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    11. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army. By government-sanctioned murder do you mean systematically rounding up and slaughtering unarmed civilians? Such as was practiced by the Third Reich?

      Or do you mean the killing of enemy combatants? Combatant meaning anyone, uniformed or non-uniformed, who takes up arms against you.

      One is illegal and excuses don't excuse it. One is not illegal and needs no excuse.

      Turing word: despotic
    12. Re:Pretty hypocritical by paranode · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am not a huge fan of this war but you need to get your terms straight. Murder is what the jihadis do when they blow up a car or restaurant full of innocent people, including women and children, on purpose. Killing is what the soldiers are doing, and they do it to the asshats who perform acts like I just described.

    13. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Omestes · · Score: 1

      My problem isn't so much with the soldier on the ground, but the fat cat in a chair who commands them from a hundred thousand miles away. Soldiers aren't (for the most part) making whole nationalities of people dehumanized, and thus marked for death. Most of the soldiers on the ground I've known sounded pretty much like you, with the same sentiments, some of them worse, while their leaders have the ability to be emotionally detached, they never have cause to actually worry that they are killing humans being just like them. To them it can remain academic.

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    14. Re:Pretty hypocritical by darjen · · Score: 1

      While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army.
      This is exactly why I disagree with the whole "support the troops" rhetoric. I do not support people who kill others in foreign lands. People must know that this is what they will be doing when they volunteer to join the army. You don't want to give politicians an excuse to maintain troops in over half the countries of the world? Don't let them send you. Don't fall for their "defending america" line.
    15. Re:Pretty hypocritical by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I didn't realize that Iranian and Jordanian terrorists owned Iraq. Because that's where those guys are coming from.

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    16. Re:Pretty hypocritical by dircha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army."

      Soldiers from lower middle class backgrounds without a college education are disproportionately represented in combat units. This suggests they are more pressured or inclined by their circumstances to enter the military. No one chooses the family they are born into or the environment in which they are raised. In many cases they may see no viable alternative to military service to realizing the demanding values and expectations society has instilled in them, and may be unable to see or acknowledge this coercion even when presented with it.

      Add to this that the military spends millions of dollars to actively misrepresent the nature, scope, and risks of military service in elaborate advertising campaigns targeted at young people in such circumstances, and you have a truly despicable situation.

      If you supported this war based on the premise that those there are enthusiastic volunteers having made fully free and informed decisions about their participation, you are deluded. Let me guess: you feel the same way about sex workers in southeast asia?

    17. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh yeah, because everyone knows there are no civilian casualties in Iraq from US military actions. Civilian casualties are civilian casualties, be it from terrorism, military invasion, ethnic cleansing, whatever. The innocent are just as dead.

    18. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1
      My experience with mines is that people don't get the opportunity to stumble across very many of them while making paths.

      Not to say that your idea won't work but you'd need a good supply of greenhorns.

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    19. Re:Pretty hypocritical by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "What the hell do you think PTSD is?"
      Proof that the universe has a karmatic fairness to it. Perfectly avoidable by anyone who doesnt choose to be a mass murderer.

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    20. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      "While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army."

      I fully respect your opinion. And I've said it before, if you have a better solution to the problems of the world vs going to war/posturing/price gouging, please do provide it. Somehow 'if we play nice, they will too' just doesn't work (on all sides). I'm sure you won't believe me, but there is some good being done in Iraq. Large changes like this do not happen overnight. Look how many years it took for the Berlin wall to fall.

      There are no neutral sides. You must pick one or provide a better alternative. And even then there _will_ be a cost to it since someone(people) are going to strongly disagree with you.

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    21. Re:Pretty hypocritical by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      Does that trivial semantic justification really help you sleep at night? Oh I forgot, your fighting a war against evil, as gwb put it. GO TEAM!

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      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    22. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Add to this that the military spends millions of dollars to actively misrepresent the nature, scope, and risks of military service in elaborate advertising campaigns targeted at young people in such circumstances, and you have a truly despicable situation.

      Next thing you're gonna tell me the navy's nothing like how it's portrayed in NCIS or JAG.

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    23. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Kamots · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between accidental civilian casualties and purposely setting out to target them.

      Intentions matter. Else we're all going to hell; chaos theory tells us so.

    24. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Cheapy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a lot easier to grow attached to something that'll save your life, instead of something that could take your life away.

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    25. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Aurisor · · Score: 0, Troll

      So yeah it's inhumane, I did it because I had a choice. Kill him or he'll kill me, not a really hard choice for me to make but I have to live with it for the rest of my life.

      What about the other choice: not volunteering for the armed forces?
    26. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      What about the other choice: not volunteering for the armed forces? I bet you'd enjoy that. No more volunteers for the armed forces, I hope you enjoy your time in the service after being drafted.
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    27. Re:Pretty hypocritical by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the WWII veterans, or the Vietnam veterans who came back with PTSD. They didn't have a choice in the matter.

      And your last statement is a testament to your own ignorance. There are plenty of civilians who have never killed anyone who get PTSD from being in a stressful or traumatic event, like rape, or being caught in a housefire, or sexual abuse, or any number of horrible situations.

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    28. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also weren't welcome there before someone destroyed the Iraqi society. Saddam & company were walking pieces of crap, but at least the place wasn't the hellhole it is now.

    29. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Aurisor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please. Bush would NEVER have been able to draft troops for this ridiculous excuse for a war. If there were a draft tomorrow there'd be riots in the streets and US troops coming home before they got anyone over there against their will. I know that, you know that, and the white house knows that....that's why there hasn't been a draft (despite huge troop shortages), isn't a draft, and won't be one.

      Professional soldiers are the *enabling factor* in meddling foreign wars. That's why the founding fathers were against the idea of a standing army.

    30. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Aurisor · · Score: 1

      Let me give you a counter-example.

      Let's say one man tries to rob a gun shop and gets shot, losing a leg. Another man fights in ww2, and he gets shot saving a fellow soldier, losing a leg.

      A person could justifiably mock the first person, calling it "karmic fairness," while still respecting the second person.

      In other words, the *REASON* why you suffered some personal loss can change the same affliction from a mark of shame to a badge of pride. People who got PTSD (or any other injury) in WW2 deserve our admiration: they suffered those injuries to save millions. People who are willing to become soldiers out of greed or ignorance or fear are no better than common killers.

    31. Re:Pretty hypocritical by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Well, these robots are not cylons, who are about to kill you. While i wouldn't like to run into any Al Kaida guy. It is not hypocritical. The robots are like toys or pets, not bloodthirsty terrorists.

      First of all, "terrorist" is not a (correct) synonym for "Muslim militant". More importantly, are you saying that people don't have the right to attack "soldiers killing people on their own land with no cause" (as the GP put it)? Or does what's right and wrong change depending on which person is from the same country as you?

      (I don't consider it even worth asking why you decided to spell "Qaeda" with a K)
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    32. Re:Pretty hypocritical by brennz · · Score: 1

      Where are your facts supporting the idea that "Soldiers from lower middle class backgrounds without a college education are disproportionately represented in combat units." ? Please share some statistical data.

      Most of the people I knew that were soldiers in combat units (my unit) were white upper middle class guys wanting 4 years of excitement, were preparing for a grind at college, or guys that finished 2-3 years of college, wanted a break and some extra cash before going back to school.

      I think you are misinformed. Support careers in the military is where more lower class disadvantaged types end up.

    33. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Hatta · · Score: 1

      There are of course valid uses of force. There are also unjust uses of force. Each person is responsible to his or her own conscience to determine which is which.

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    34. Re:Pretty hypocritical by c6gunner · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Soldiers from lower middle class backgrounds without a college education are disproportionately represented in combat units.
      Utter nonsense. As is the rest of your post. The only thing around here that's "truly despicable" is your opinion of the military.
    35. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... so does America just stop at lower middle class? If poor people were represented more than lower middle class people, THEN you might have a point that they are being pressured to join it as a matter of circumstance. Lower middle class people disproportionately making up the army suggests that there are other factors at work than finances.

    36. Re:Pretty hypocritical by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Civilian casualties are civilian casualties, be it from terrorism, military invasion, ethnic cleansing, whatever. The innocent are just as dead.
      So in your eyes, the Holocaust is morally equivalent to civilian casualties caused during the peacekeeping actions in Bosnia?

      Go on, pull the other one.
    37. Re:Pretty hypocritical by paranode · · Score: 1

      Does moral relativism help you sleep at night? Thinking about how al Qaeda is being oppressed and the US is like the Nazis? Maybe you can draw me a picture to go with it.

    38. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      Honestly, fuck you.

      'a volunteer'

    39. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put 'a volunteer' in quotes as if to suggest you aren't. So either you really aren't, in which case provide some evidence for your forcible coersion into the military (and remember, the GP specified US above), or you are a volunteer, and are just deluded.

    40. Re:Pretty hypocritical by vsync64 · · Score: 1

      It would be hypocritical if the guy didn't have a problem with sending out someone he decided was "the enemy" to walk through the mine field to try to stumble across as many mines as he could while making a path.

      Unfortunately, lots of folks would have no problem with that.

      General Sherman in the Civil War didn't.
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    41. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      What part of human history makes you believe we can exist without fighting? Even small conflicts can affect the entire world because of globalization.

      My point is without volunteers, you or I could be drafted when needed. And yes, I agree that a draft for the Iraq war would've caused a rebellion by the people, but that doesn't mean there would never be a good reason to draft.

      I am 100% for bringing the troops home and closing most of our foreign military bases. But I'm not going to chastise the soldiers for volunteering to serve.

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    42. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      You're right: malicious killing is worse than reckless killing. At least with reckless deaths, it's possible to have a higher goal to be working towards (than death itself). So, what is our high and mighty goal of Iraq anyway? Is it worth 60-600k innocent dead?

      A death is an accident only if you're already doing (or not doing) what is reasonable to prevent casualties, leaving only a calculated, acceptable risk in exchange for some benefit. The invasion of Iraq itself is a big step in the wrong direction to be calling the deaths there from the invasion+occupation accidents.

      These deaths were certainly foreseeable before the invasion started. Is malicious killing really so much worse than grossly wasteful killing? In the US legal system, second degree murder includes both intentional (but not premeditated) and reckless killing.

      You're right, Iraq could be one level worse. There's a difference, but not a big one.

    43. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      civilian casualty = an accident! retard. Much like when two gangs are fighting each other (for stupid reasons, no doubt) and an innocent kid walking home from school gets shot. It's still an f'ing accident! The only difference is setting. Quit your bitchin' about "Won't someone, PLEASE think of the civilians!" Shit happens every day... certain settings just exacerbate it. (Think: the ghetto, Iraq, warlord-run countries, etc.)

    44. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      One could hardly call our reasons for invading Iraq peacekeeping.

      Still, you're right: killing for the sake of killing people (i.e. the Holocaust) is a little bit worse than killing people for idiotic reasons. One's premeditated murder, one's reckless murder. I shouldn't have lumped them in together so easily.

      However, the damage per death caused is exactly the same, regardless of the motives of the killer. Murder is a high crime precisely because the death of a human being is a great loss. The issue becomes more a matter of how many people were killed than why, and the fact is that the US's invasion of Iraq has caused far more civilian deaths than Islamic terrorists have for American civilians plus Saddam's ethnic cleansing of the Kurds. Perhaps more even than all jihad suicide bombers. paranode seemed to be implying the opposite.

      Regardless of the motives involved, our (US political) choices have resulted in a lot more dead, and therefore a lot more damage, than They(TM) ever have. With these amounts, why is secondary to how many.

    45. Re:Pretty hypocritical by servognome · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, because everyone knows there are no civilian casualties in Iraq from US military actions. Civilian casualties are civilian casualties, be it from terrorism, military invasion, ethnic cleansing, whatever. The innocent are just as dead.
      As we know there were no civilian casualties in any other wars. Is it murder just because it is a war you don't agree with, as opposed to NATO attacks in Bosnia, French attacks in the Ivory Coast, and UN attacks in Haiti?
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    46. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Oh, you don't think that the gang members are in any way responsible for recklessly shooting up the city? They shouldn't be held any more responsible than a good driver involved in a fatal accident? There's a reason that discharging a firearm inside city limits is illegal outside a firing range or special circumstances: firing guns in densely populated areas is known to be recklessly dangerous, and not just to your target. Invading countries is known to be very dangerous for its civilians. In order to have an accidents, there has to be a trade from known, acceptable risks for real benefit. Gang wars have none. Iraq has little at best.

    47. Re:Pretty hypocritical by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Murder is a high crime precisely because the death of a human being is a great loss.
      Only in civilized societies. In Africa, and much of the middle east, a human life is worth less than a bullet. Don't be so quick to attribute your own moral judgements to the rest of the human race.

      However, the damage per death caused is exactly the same, regardless of the motives of the killer.
      Nonsense. A soldier who kills a terrorist before the latter is able to trigger an explosive device in a crowded marketplace has just SAVED lives. That's a lot different than someone who blows up an orphanage because he thinks George Bush is the devil. Peoples inability to see this difference is exactly why we have no chance of winning the war on terror. People simply "don't get it".

      The issue becomes more a matter of how many people were killed than why, and the fact is that the US's invasion of Iraq has caused far more civilian deaths than Islamic terrorists have for American civilians plus Saddam's ethnic cleansing of the Kurds
      More nonsense. If you blame every single Iraqi death on the US presence, then why not blame the US presence on Saddams refusal to cooperate? Why not blame Saddam ascension to power on the Iraqi people themselves? Why are you being so selective on how far back through the levels of responsibility you're willing to go before you place blame? The fact of the matter is that the only ones responsible for those deaths are the terrorists, insurgents, and Iranian agents who continue to intentionally target civilians. Blaming the US for it is ridiculous.
    48. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Aurisor · · Score: 1

      I was objecting to military men painting all conflicts as "kill or be killed" in order to justify their actions. As much as I like sitting in my comfy air-conditioned apartment instead of getting shot at in some sandy hell, I believe volunteer soldiers enable conflicts. Career soldiers HAVE to unconditionally trust their superiors, and this obedience is, in my opinion, the impetus for a lot of bullshit wars.

      Ask yourself, how many wars of the last 100 years could have been fought using 80% drafted forces? How does that list compare to the wars that you personally consider just?

    49. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Crad · · Score: 1

      Intent DOES NOT matter. Tell me, why the hell should civilians die accidently or not over a bogus war?

    50. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      It's true that military action, as ugly as it is, is sometimes the best option: when the benefits outweigh the costs. The costs of Iraq to both the Iraqi and American people has already been enormous, much more so than Bosnia or the others you mentioned. If the invasion and occupation of Iraq is really worth it, where are the benefits; benefits large enough to be worth the costs?

    51. Re:Pretty hypocritical by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Somehow 'if we play nice, they will too' just doesn't work (on all sides).

      This is true, but is no excuse for invading a place that had no means to directly harm the USA, especially not since the previous and better justified invasion of Afghanistan still hasn't been brought to a decent conclusion.

      The trick is to be nice with everyone except for those who are never going to be nice with you.

      On top of that, much of the history of Europe suggests that the only way to permanently solve a (violent) conflict is when both sides are in the end better off as a result of the solution. This is very clearly demonstrated by Germany's collapse onto itself after world war 1 being one of the major factors that contributed to world war 2, whereas the problem seems pretty well solved now.

      As long as people are relatively content with their living conditions, they see little reason to follow extremist viewpoints and to support violent action against perceived enemies.

      I'm sure you won't believe me, but there is some good being done in Iraq.

      I do believe that, and I hold individual soldiers responsible for it, because what good happens isn't a consequence of the policy of the USA government, it is more despite that policy.

      Simple problem is that the Bush administration failed to put much thought (if any) into what to do in Iraq once Saddam was removed from power. Not having had a clear plan for dealing with the initial chaos and collapse is a mistake that has been pointed out beforehand by many people, including some high ranked people in the US army and military experts. The USA should never have gone there without such a plan and the resources for executing it (which includes many more soldiers, but also people who can do proper police and law enforcement work, aid workers, civil engineers and so on.

      Large changes like this do not happen overnight. Look how many years it took for the Berlin wall to fall.

      From the moment the East Germans realized that the state could not do much against them as soon as their masses got big enough, not very long.

      But you are right. Changes don't happen overnight, but that is no reason why Iraq still has to be stabilized, which is simply a basic requirement for doing any rebuilding without a very high risk of what you just built being destroyed real soon.

      There are no neutral sides.

      Stating that doesn't make it true. You may not want to recognize someone's neutrality, but that is something different.

      You must pick one or provide a better alternative.

      If someone can provide an alternative does not at all matter for the validity of critisism. There is no point in looking for alternatives when the ones who have to decide on executing them do not recognize there is a problem to be solved first.

      And even then there _will_ be a cost to it since someone(people) are going to strongly disagree with you.

      That is true, but that just means you will have to look at the arguments of others, and see if they make a good argument or not, and ignore their argument based on that.

      Making a good argument does not depend on you agreeing with it, it depends on the reasoning and circumstances that the argument is based on.

      And indeed, I do realize that when in the line of fire, you simply have no time to think about such things, and I don't blame anyone for not doing so at those moments, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't think about it at all.

      If you join the army because you believe in fighting for Freedom and democracy, then you simply have the duty to question if what you do now does in fact serve those things, and if not draw your conclusion from it. I can't judge your situation and such, but I can say that if you joined after the Iraq invasion, you have either fallen for your administration's lies, or possibly you just went for the money. You are however not involved in an operation which has much of a chance to bring either longterm freedom or demo

    52. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More nonsense. If you blame every single Iraqi death on the US presence, then why not blame the US presence on Saddams refusal to cooperate?

      Dear c6gunner,

      I demand that you hand over both your magic wand and your guitar playing kangaroo, and provide verifiable proof that each of your three thousand unicorns has been spayed or neutered. If you fail to cooperate, I will repeatedly shoot this sack of kittens with a nail gun, and it will be on YOUR HEAD.

      Yours,

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    53. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps I put 'a volunteer' in quotes to suggest that one doesn't volunteer to commit 'government sanctioned murder.' I volunteered for something, not this -- which I've no control over. Both of you are obviously made of a higher grade moral fibre, and I commend you for it.

    54. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      I agree with your logic on the philosophical level, but at a societal level I think it breaks down.

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    55. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      This is why I love /. to see well though out responses. Actually, Silly, I had a flaw in my logic. By stating there are two sides only, yet if you choose an alternative means, then there would be more then two sides.

      "If you join the army because you believe in fighting for Freedom and democracy, then you simply have the duty to question if what you do now does in fact serve those things, and if not draw your conclusion from it. I can't judge your situation and such, but I can say that if you joined after the Iraq invasion, you have either fallen for your administration's lies, or possibly you just went for the money. You are however not involved in an operation which has much of a chance to bring either longterm freedom or democracy. Can it be fixed? If the US government and public is willing, yes."

      I'm going to assume you mean the collective 'you' and not me personally. Folks always think my screen name means something else. It's the main character in A Matter For Men series of books (unfinished series!). But I did serve very proudly in the fisrt Gulf War and in Bosnia.

      And kudos to you. You provided a potential solution to the problem, and I agree with it. If the US and the rest of the world really want stability and peace within the whole middle east, then folks need to step up to the plate and take responsiblity. I do think at the micro level that is happening, I'm not sure at the macro it is.

      The truest part of any war is they do build profits for many different folks, not just those involved. So I guess a question would be is who is profiting from the instability within the middle east? U.S., sure I'll agree. China, possibly via manufacturing products. Iran and Saudi Arabia. You better believe that if none of the other nations can form coherient bodies, it does bode well for those that can.

      "The trick is to be nice with everyone except for those who are never going to be nice with you."

      The real trick in this statement is knowing who's friend or foe. Then knowing when to defend. Too early, you look like a bully, to late and you are looked upon as weak. The same would be said for the type of retaliation.

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    56. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Only in civilized societies. In Africa, and much of the middle east, a human life is worth less than a bullet. Don't be so quick to attribute your own moral judgements to the rest of the human race.
      What's your point? Are you calling for moral relativism? That one person/one culture and its values is equally as good as another? It's nice that other societies care about life less. It's also irrelevant.

      A soldier who kills a terrorist before the latter is able to trigger an explosive device in a crowded marketplace has just SAVED lives.
      You can't tell me that all 60+k additional dead in Iraq post invasion were all enemy combatants about to blow up a marketplace. Suicide bombers are a tiny minority of the population, but the deaths there haven't been terribly discriminatory. The definition of a civilian is someone who is not involved in the fighting and posing no threat. The topic is civilian deaths, which compose the vast majority of violent deaths in Iraq right now. I have no problem with killing a suicide bomber to prevent him from carrying out his plans. I do have a problem with killing non-combatants just trying to get on with their lives.

      If you blame every single Iraqi death on the US presence...
      I don't. If you had read the two sources I put in the OP, they both are limited to counting civilian (i.e. no-combatant) violent deaths. The death rate has gone wayy up since the invasion. I quote from another source:

      Key points of the study include the following:
      • An estimated 654,965 additional people died in Iraq between March 2003 and July 2006.
      • A majority of the additional deaths (91.8 percent) were caused by violence.
      • The proportion of deaths attributed to coalition forces diminished in 2006 to 26 percent.
      • Between March 2003 and July 2006, households attributed 31 percent of deaths to the coalition.
      It's true that not all of the civilian deaths in Iraq can be directly attributed to coalition forces. Still, 26% of 63k is still 16k, a lot of dead people. Furthermore, the sectarian violence reponsible for so many deaths in Iraq between the Sunnis and Shiahs was definitely foreseeable as a consequence of invading the country. That puts part of the responsibility for those deaths on the invading force, too. Saddam at least had that violence under control.

      Right now, our part is in setting into motion these events by choosing "invade" as the best option. That makes us partially (not totally) responsible for its effects. The way it's supposed to work is for the expected benefits to outweigh the costs that we'd be responsible for. I don't think it's working out that way.

      If you want to go back further in time, wasn't it the US government that put Saddam in power, and gave him those evil weapons of mass destruction? Isn't the US govt. (at least partially) responsible for the people it puts into power?

      Yeah, there's plenty of blame to go around. It's easy to lay it all on "them". Unfortunately, things aren't that simple or clean. Warring never is. Is it all worth it in this case?
    57. Re:Pretty hypocritical by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      While I have sympathy for your situation, every single (US) soldier who is pulling a trigger is a volunteer. "I was only following orders" stopped being a valid excuse for government-sanctioned murder a loooong time ago in an all-volunteer army.

      I call bullshit, CSD.

      Many people who volunteered to join the US Armed Forces after 9/11 did so because they wanted to get back at the culprits responsible for 9/11. It is not the fault of these brave volunteers that they were not sent to Afghanistan, the country which gave aid and comfort to Qaeda, but to Iraq, which had precisely zip, zilch, nada to do with 9/11.

      Many people who volunteered to join the US Armed Forces did so because they wanted to legitimize their family, who did what many generations of families did and snuck into the US. My grandfather was given an exit visa to go from Berdichev in the Ukraine to Canada in 1922. He and his family did not settle in Canada, but instead went to Chicago, IL, US. Technically he and his family were "illegal immigrants." My Great Uncle Chuck was born in Chicago. Both Great Uncle Chuck and Great Uncle Art served in World War II, including liberating Dachau. Anyway, at that time, there wasn't much enforcement of immigration law. Now there is. One of the most foolproof ways of insuring your family is legitimized is serving in the Armed Forces. Hence, there's a lot of people with Latino surnames who are dying in Iraq.

      Many people who volunteered to join the US Armed Forces did so because economic opportunities in their community were not so great. For some people, this is the only way they can go to College. Some have made arrangements to do their hitch after they get done with college. Some do their hitch before they go to college. From what I understand it's really hard to do the former unless you go through ROTC in High School, like a neighbor girl did. She's going to go to med school on Uncle Sam's dime, then serve as a ship's surgeon on a Naval ship.

      I know that Michael Moore is persona non grata in some quarters, but he captures the vulnerability of youth in places like Flint, MI, US where industry has dried up, and options are few. The recruiters play on this vulnerability and get themselves cannon fodder by stretching the truth and out-and-out lying. "You can play Basketball in the Army." "You can be a rapper in the Army." Bull fucking shit, dude. You can do Basic, get your gun, and go to Iraq to kill or be killed.

      There are many other reasons people join the Armed Forces. Maybe they are good reasons. Maybe they aren't. At the point you go in as a buck private you are 0wnz0r3d, kiddo. You do what you are told. Period. End of story. If you are supposed to "soften up" an "Ali Baba" for interrogation, you do what the Intel Officer tells you to do. Or else you get cashiered, court-martialled, or a cap busted in your ass on the spot. Often times your "superiors" are not from the Regular Army or Regular Marine Corps, but they are "consultants" or "contractors." (Read: high-priced mercs working for companies like Blackwater or Custer Battles.) You are told you must obey them just like any other superior ranked officer in the Regular Armed Forces.

      I do NOT support this war. I do NOT support the Commander-In-Chief, or Dick Cheney, or any of their Neo-Conservative buddies. However, I DO support the troops. They can't pick and choose their battles. "It is theirs to fight and die, it is not theirs to wonder why." I think that was Kipling, I might be wrong. Anyway, they didn't ask to be where they are. They didn't ask for Stop-Loss, and for the endlessly extended tours of duty. They only go home for good if they are so broken they can't be patched up and sent back.

      The people who best support the Troops are the people who are trying to bring them home from Iraq. The people who best support the Troops are the people who want to prevent them from going to Iran.

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    58. Re:Pretty hypocritical by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      What's your point? Are you calling for moral relativism? That one person/one culture and its values is equally as good as another? It's nice that other societies care about life less. It's also irrelevant.
      Just thought I'd put your righteous indignation into perspective. It's quite obvious that most people do not care about the deaths of others, unless those deaths can be used to pursue political goals.

      You can't tell me that all 60+k additional dead in Iraq post invasion were all enemy combatants about to blow up a marketplace.
      The problem with fighting terrorists and insurgents is that they often get classified incorrectly, but no, chances are that most of those 60,000 were not combatants. Even your own source contradicts your conclusion. If you take a look at the database you'll see that the top death is listed as 2 civilians killed by "suicide oil trucks". I somehow can't see US forces using suicide oil trucks to kill civilians. Your mileage may differ. I don't have the time to see how many of those are legit civilian deaths caused by US forces, but it's obviously not the full 60,000. My guess is it's a LOT less.

      Suicide bombers are a tiny minority of the population, but the deaths there haven't been terribly discriminatory.
      Says you. That's a personal opinion, not a statement of fact. Also, your own figures contradict that statement. You've attributed some 16,000 deaths directly to the US military. Even if true, those figures show the exact opposite of what you've just stated. If the US military was killing people indiscriminately I can guarantee that number would be a lot higher.

      The topic is civilian deaths, which compose the vast majority of violent deaths in Iraq right now.
      Civilian deaths also comprise the vast majority of violent deaths in the US. What's your point?

      I do have a problem with killing non-combatants just trying to get on with their lives.
      Good, me too! Why don't you go petition the terrorist and insurgent leaders, and let me know how it turns out?

      If you want to go back further in time, wasn't it the US government that put Saddam in power, and gave him those evil weapons of mass destruction?
      No, and no. That's just another case of the America-caused-everything-bad-in-the-world silliness. Once a lie is repeated often enough, it comes to replace the truth.

      Still, 26% of 63k is still 16k, a lot of dead people.
      In the bombing of Berlin alone, more civilians were killed than in the entire Iraq war. Perspective is important. Civilians die, yes, and it's a horrible thing, but that's war. Your final question is really the only thing that matters:

      Is it all worth it in this case?

      And the answer is yes, absolutely. If the US leaves, hundreds of thousands more die in sectarian violence, and Iraq turns into either an oppressive theocratic dictatorship, or it becomes a proxy state of Iran (same thing more or less). If you think that a continued US presence would lead to a worse result, I have some beach-front property to sell you....
    59. Re:Pretty hypocritical by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume you mean the collective 'you' and not me personally.

      I mean those in the US army at this moment, and definitely not you personally.

      The real trick in this statement is knowing who's friend or foe. Then knowing when to defend. Too early, you look like a bully, to late and you are looked upon as weak. The same would be said for the type of retaliation.

      The fear to be seen as weak is part of the problem here.

      It is not weak to be carefull, neither is it weak to not retaliate. Actions (military or otherwise) serve a purpose, and should be judged on if they have a decent enough chance of accomplishing what is required, not on if it makes you look strong.

      Not to mention, being able to dismiss provocations as irrelevant (at least to the outside world) shows a lot more strength then responding to any possible provocation with full force.

    60. Re:Pretty hypocritical by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Hate to reply twice, but I forgot something.

      But I did serve very proudly in the fisrt Gulf War and in Bosnia.

      And I believe you are right to be proud of that.

      Bush senior was a good commander in chief, and he (and his advisors) forsaw the kind of situation we see in Iraq now, which from what I understand to be one of the reasons why Saddam wasn't removed from power back then while it seemed feasable from a military point of view.

      It's kindof funny in a sad way. I am not an American (I'm Dutch for the reccord), but I'm proud to have lived in the USA during the presidency of Bush senior (and incidentely also in Texas while Bush jr was governor there, a job which he did well I think). That said, I let any rights I had to live and work in the USA expire in 2003 without a thought. I hope to be back there for a visit at least at some point, but thats going to be some time (that is, it won't be untill the USA again guarantees me and every other person the human rights they signed upto regardless of whom I might or might not be)

    61. Re:Pretty hypocritical by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Thank you for serving. I never had the balls to sign up, part of me still regrets that.

      -GiH

    62. Re:Pretty hypocritical by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Please. Bush would NEVER have been able to draft troops for this ridiculous excuse for a war. If there were a draft tomorrow there'd be riots in the streets and US troops coming home before they got anyone over there against their will. I know that, you know that, and the white house knows that....that's why there hasn't been a draft (despite huge troop shortages), isn't a draft, and won't be one. Oh please. He's got 2 years left in office which makes him immune to public outcry. Riots, when they do occur, can produce two things - (1) a chance for republicans to pose as law and order presidents (see the results of the watts riots), and (2) draftees, prisoners, and dead bodies.

      We live in a covenant with the government embodied in the constitution - the constitution gives the government the power to draft us. If you like the rights guaranteed in the bill of rights, sometimes you have to pay the price.

      -GiH
    63. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I call bullshit, MsGeek.

      Many people who volunteered to join the US Armed Forces after 9/11 did so because they wanted to get back at the culprits responsible for 9/11.


      As of this very moment I have completely lost all respect for anyone who takes part in the military. Given that I once considered it as a career, I'm now also reeling inside because of what it would have said about me if I had.

      I stopped reading your post at the end of the quoted sentence above. Why? Because how other than going out and killing people would you "get back at the culprits"? Once you willfully sign up to kill people, you and you alone are responsible for your actions, so don't give me any "they're just following orders crap".

      I am now officially off the "support the troops" wagon. Thanks for helping me off.
    64. Re:Pretty hypocritical by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Let me guess: you feel the same way about sex workers in southeast asia?"

      The sex workers have no alternative. Prospective G.I.s have many.
      If you can pass the ASVAB, get a minimal Secret clearance, etc, you can (for example) go learn to drive 18-wheelers and make better initial money.

      "In many cases they may see no viable alternative to military service to realizing the demanding values and expectations society has instilled in them."

      Our society is not demanding. People naturally yearn for the challenge of war. That is why many G.I.s re-enlist and do tour after tour.

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    65. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      Is killing for the sake of killing worse than killing foolishly? I'm not sure. Killing an innocent is killing an innocent. I'm also not sure that the holocaust was "killing for the sake of killing" If you believe its possible that people believed the Nazi rhetoric, they were killing the jews, not to kill, but because they believed they were evil and a threat to humanity. They also killed gypsies, homosexuals, the mentally ill, the mentally retarded, and others for similar reasons. Again, if you believe the account of the stated motivations for the holocaust, then they were killing for horrificly misguided reasons, not just for the hell of it. If thats true, the situation in all wrongful wars is quite comparable.

    66. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame the soldiers that do the killing, blame the people in their pinstriped suits that don't have to do the trigger pulling.

      Were you drafted, or did you sign up?

      Keep in mind that I feel the armed forces perform a vital role, so this isn't a sentiment of "It's all your damn fault and I hate you!", but if you signed up for yourself... well... the kills are just as much your responsibility as theirs. You join the military, you realize that your job may very well include a time when you kill people.

      I don't feel any ill will towards our troops that fight in wars I don't believe in. They signed up thinking they would find themselves in a justified war, and they're just doing the job they're ordered to do. However, they can't be fully absolved of all the blame (should one feel the need to place any) when they had a choice whether to join or not.

      In the case of a draft, of course, I see it as completely out of one's control though.
    67. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I don't know, maybe the 99% of the local population that aren't blowing themselves up.

      Do you really think the insurgents in Iraq consider US soldiers their main target? So far other locals have been the biggest casualties, and with good reason, in the insurgent's minds at least - with Saddam out of the way they want to establish a muslim state, and they can't agree which denomination is going to rule. Neither will be democratic though you can count on.

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    68. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      If you take a look at the database you'll see that the top death is listed as 2 civilians killed by "suicide oil trucks".
      Picking the top item in the list is hardly a rigorous method of determining the relative causes of death. iraqbodycount.org doesn't seem to index by perpetrating party. So I found another source that does study the casualty rate caused by coalition forces, and they estimate 654965 extra dead over the same period, 26% of which civilian households attributed to coalition forces in 2006. However, they didn't study the circumstances of those deaths, i.e. whether the subject was combatant or not. So the question of how many people are combatant and is that what got them killed, is a very good question I'm not sure anyone has the answer to.

      If you want to go back further in time, wasn't it the US government that put Saddam in power, and gave him those evil weapons of mass destruction?
      No, and no. That's just another case of the America-caused-everything-bad-in-the-world silliness. Once a lie is repeated often enough, it comes to replace the truth.
      I did not research that statement at all, and it shows. You're right: although we did give Saddam a handful of conventional weapons to fight Iran, the vast majority of them came from other countries, particularly the Soviet Union, China and France. The chemical agents also came from other countries. I apologize for spreading a baseless meme.

      In the bombing of Berlin alone, more civilians were killed than in the entire Iraq war. Perspective is important. Civilians die, yes, and it's a horrible thing, but that's war.
      You're right: on the grand scale of conflicts and wars, the 2003 invasion and occupation of Iraq is going well and is quite clean. However, all such conflicts are very expensive, deadly and wasteful. The alternatives have to be pretty bad before such a thing becomes the best choice.

      If the US leaves, hundreds of thousands more die in sectarian violence, and Iraq turns into either an oppressive theocratic dictatorship, or it becomes a proxy state of Iran (same thing more or less).
      Oh, I agree leaving now would be a disaster. This is going to take a while to finish. When I asked if it was worth it, I meant was it worth it to invade in the first place-- was invading really the best option?
    69. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. You had a choice, the choice not to go there... you went you've seen with your own eyes how bad it is and now you want to pull everyone out? Fuck you. You shouldn't have gone there in the first place you fuckwit. I just fucking hate all this "Oh my God, it's fucking terrible there" why the fuck you wanted to go there in the first place? It is not a fucking Stallone movie you fucking shit. You are killing for real and unless you are a complete psychopath you will regret what you did.

      Just stop the hypocrisy! DON'T GO TO WAR. It's fucking unbelievably horrible. And yes I've been there, but I was patching up the mess that you fucking hero-wannabes where doing, you fucking retarded bastards, you and the fucking heartless son-of-a-fucking-whore motherfuckers that keep on sending you there.

      M.Deroue

    70. Re:Pretty hypocritical by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      "Our society is not demanding. People naturally yearn for the challenge of war. That is why many G.I.s re-enlist and do tour after tour." Oh, I get it now. The stop-loss orders were just for fun then.

    71. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does moral relativism help you sleep at night?
      Yes of course, otherwise I might have to worry that the Inquisition will pull me out of my bed at night, because they have the one true moral and all.
    72. Re:Pretty hypocritical by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree leaving now would be a disaster. This is going to take a while to finish. When I asked if it was worth it, I meant was it worth it to invade in the first place-- was invading really the best option?
      Good question. I'm not even sure any more. I initially agreed with it....but if I could have foreseen the lack of support amongst the US public only a couple years down the road? I would have advised against it. Modern wars are fought more through PR than they are on the battlefield. No matter what happens now, this war will be seen as a loss for the US. This conflict COULD have served to not only help establish a friendly democracy in the centre of the middle east, but to serve as a warning to other hostile nations, and as a moderating influence in the region. Instead it seems only to have further re-enforced the view that the US is incapable of fighting a drawn-out conflict. So I don't know. I think it will be many, many years before we're able to figure out whether it was really worth it.
    73. Re:Pretty hypocritical by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I think at a societal level your reasoning breaks down. Atrocities couldn't happen without people willing to follow orders no matter what they are. A group of conscientious people can band together for self defense though, since it's the right thing to do.

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    74. Re:Pretty hypocritical by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      It's a lot easier to grow attached to something that'll save your life, instead of something that could take your life away.
      You, (sir?), seem never to have known the joys of an explosive device... :)

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    75. Re:Pretty hypocritical by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Your note is quite offtopic, because we talk about why US soldiers are more fond of their robotic toys than 'muslim militants'.

      Ok, lets talk about Al Qaeda in Iraq. How many of those guys are actually Iraqis?
      So, how fair to say it is THEIR land?
      Please note, I never said the americans had any right to invade Iraq.
      As I see it, i would launch a big spaceship with Bush and BinLaden and their followers to the Mars and let them fight there.

      (You seem to considered worth to write about my spelling, so i answer that too, i'm from a country where we don't mangle written language, and that's how i heard 'Qaeda' spoken)

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    76. Re:Pretty hypocritical by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Your note is quite offtopic, because we talk about why US soldiers are more fond of their robotic toys than 'muslim militants'.

      Maybe a bit off topic, but your parent post was talking about what was humane and inhumane and you chose to call the killing of "people on their own land with no cause" "not hypocritical".

      Ok, lets talk about Al Qaeda in Iraq. How many of those guys are actually Iraqis?

      Probably most. Al Qaeda is exploding in popularity there. But that's not the point. You were implicitly slandering the Iraqi Resistance as an Al Qaeda operation, thereby dismissing the Iraqi people's right to resist, which is precisely what I was responding to.

      Please note, I never said the americans had any right to invade Iraq.

      Just that the Iraqi people don't have the right to resist.

      (You seem to considered worth to write about my spelling, so i answer that too, i'm from a country where we don't mangle written language, and that's how i heard 'Qaeda' spoken)

      Spain? It strikes me as a childish way of showing disrespect (not that Al Qaeda deserves any), like insisting on calling Muslims "Muhammadans".
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  5. robot's rights? by zappepcs · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Wow, if these guys has spent a little more time pulling the wings off of flies when they were kids, they might not be so prone to anthropomorphizing a machine. The quality of mankind to find feelings for things that really shouldn't be given any is truly amazing, but perhaps this best explains some sports fans ability to watch their team lose year after year.

    I'm pretty sure that they don't have feelings for a floor jack, or won't until it can move on its own. Now is the time for people to think about and begin establishing 'rights' for machines... WTF?

    1. Re:robot's rights? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, if these guys has spent a little more time pulling the wings off of flies when they were kids
      If you take the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
    2. Re:robot's rights? by 644bd346996 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think that we can blame the soldiers for feeling sorry for the robots. After all, the robots are coming closer and closer to looking and acting like living creatures. We model the robot leg systems after what we find in nature, because we can't do better than evolution yet. We constantly strive to make the robots more intelligent, so that they will be more useful. It is inevitable that the best robots will be thought of as pets or friends.

      While I don't think we need to be careful about being humane to robots, we do need to be aware of the psychological effect they have on the people around them. Watching your pet armored spider or laser-equipped shark get blown up is going to be stressful.

    3. Re:robot's rights? by canipeal · · Score: 1

      PSSSSH whats next??! Soon they'll want wages, and voting rights! We all saw the ramifications of this when we granted the above mentioned to women!

    4. Re:robot's rights? by 955301 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but I accidentally took a leg off of mine too. His name is Skip.

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    5. Re:robot's rights? by SoVeryTired · · Score: 1


      If you pull the legs off a walk, you can trick someone into thinking that it's a raisin...

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  6. Be careful by Calibax · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't anthropomorphize robots - they don't like it.

    1. Re:Be careful by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      No disassemble! No disassemble!

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  7. caring about things that keep you alive isnt new. by deft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Men used to name their ships and grow attached them as well. They didnt need to give them rights. It is easy for the human mind to notice "personality" in objects though, it's in out nature to see these things.

    I understand robots may be more humanoid, but if they start getting rights, I'm moving in with Streisand. Wait, that last part isn;t right.

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  8. Rise of... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    "Desire is irrelevant... I am a machine."

    1. Re:Rise of... by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      You know that's the truth. When AI is fully formed, it will take in commands from us for what goals it wants to accomplish. A computer AI will never have its own desires, unless we code in emotion coeefficients which is just a dumb idea, but someone will do it.

    2. Re:Rise of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could still lead to some odd consequences, though.

      The robot is given a goal of ensuring there'll be no mines on the battlefield. It subsequently reasons that since mines are made by people, the simplest way of ensuring this will be to shoot anyone who approaches, then go after the factories of both ally and enemy. It works, but well, not really what you'd want.

  9. While on bots... by packetmon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I show my irc grouphug bot compassion all the time

    <rwxr--r--> grouphug!
    <rwxr--r-->when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.

    Nice little bot...

  10. Same team.. by JayPee · · Score: 1

    Of course, the robots are on their side, "taking one for the team" as it were. Too bad humans on the wrong team don't get this sort of consideration, ie, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay, etc.

    1. Re:Same team.. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Too bad humans on the wrong team don't get this sort of consideration, ie, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay, etc.

      You say "don't get" as if none do, as opposed to the fraction who didn't/don't because not every person who has a job along those lines handles it well all the time, or enough, before getting the can. Your point is pointless unless you're also going to say that it's too bad medical patients at Johns Hopkins don't get this sort of consideration. Or kids in day care don't get this sort of consideration. Or that seniors in retirement homes don't get this sort of consideration. Or that thoughtful, insightful comments on slashdot don't get this sort of consideration.

      When you sweep all actions by everyone in a particular circumstance into the same bucket that a few losers so visibly occupy, you're even worse than the few losers you're using to taint the (much more numerous) good guys, because you know it's not true. Unless you really do think that: Dentists Rape Patients Under Sedation. Boy Scout Troop Leaders Are Pedophiles. Open Source File System Developers Are Murderers. Um... do you? Or do you have a magic broom you use for your sweeping generalizations, and while it avoids treating all F/OSS devs as murderers, it just happens to describe all people in the military as gleeful torturers.

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  11. It's just a machine by phasm42 · · Score: 1

    I can understand becoming attached to a machine, and I imagine the bond would be much greater when the machine is saving your life, but at this point the machine has no intelligence -- it'd be like being attached to a car or a pacemaker. I hope that this is kept clear, because when you become so attached to a machine, it could cloud your judgment -- when you have to decide whether to save a human or save a machine, the choice should be clear.

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    1. Re:It's just a machine by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I hope that this is kept clear, because when you become so attached to a machine, it could cloud your judgment

      Heh. To borrow from Red Steel:

      "Got close to the robot MR32X, didn't you? A mistake. But you'll see him soon ... because you're about to blow up, just like he did. ... wait, let me try that one again"

    2. Re:It's just a machine by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Listen up, orders are to clear that minefield. Either tinhead over there does it or you do.

      Sincerley,
              Your C.O.

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  12. The need to get a clue. by thbigr · · Score: 1

    I blame Disney for all of this.

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    1. Re:The need to get a clue. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I blame Johnny 5 for this.

    2. Re:The need to get a clue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Marilyn Manson's former and Rob Zombie's current guitarist have to do with it?

  13. Airplanes, Boats, Cars by hansoloaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I doubt this is any different than people develop attachment to boats, airplanes, cars, etc. I'll consider it a serious problem if they start dressing up the bots with wigs, lipstick, dresses, and taking them out dancing.

    1. Re:Airplanes, Boats, Cars by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1

      I'll consider it a serious problem if soldiers start bringing wigs, lipstick and dresses into combat with them!

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    2. Re:Airplanes, Boats, Cars by fireklar · · Score: 1

      I would consider that a serious *solution*.

  14. Switch to lawyers. by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like they have to start using mine-clearing lawyers instead. No one gets attached to them.

    Or perhaps we could simply paint a fancy suit on and add a briefcase to the robot, for similar effect.

    1. Re:Switch to lawyers. by john83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they had mine-clearing politicians, we'd probably have a lot less mines.

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    2. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use lawyers instead of robots for mine detection and detonation ... brilliant!

    3. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one vote for mine-clearing lawyers :)

    4. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I don't care if a lawyer dies, but I never met a lawyer that didn't have 20 friends that were also lawyers. You kill one, the rest will sue.

    5. Re:Switch to lawyers. by russotto · · Score: 1

      Sure, I don't care if a lawyer dies, but I never met a lawyer that didn't have 20 friends that were also lawyers. You kill one, the rest will sue.
      Great! The court is right over there, through that minefield!
    6. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just have the robots say:

      "My client demands child support and alimony based on your future earnings. And the house."

      BOOM!

    7. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say great, the person that laid the mine is right over there. Sue them all you want.

    8. Re:Switch to lawyers. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Looks like they have to start using mine-clearing lawyers instead. No one gets attached to them.

      Regarding the (alleged) District Attorney termination scandle, Bush recently joked that he knows his popularity is in deep doodoo when people simpethize with fired lawyers. (I'll see if I can dig up the youtube on it).

    9. Re:Switch to lawyers. by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the drawback is that we would have fewer politici... Ah, I see. Excellent point sir! And perhaps they could form a committee to clear mines so lots get blown up instead of just one?

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  15. The idea of disposable robots is better... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Than the idea of disposable soldiers. And that's really the design ideal here - the cheaper and more disposable the robot can be while meeting reliability requirements, the more extremely dangerous jobs can be done by robots.

    Robots really are replaceable - you can have empathy for a robot doing a hard task, but the next one off the assembly line really is the same thing as the previous one. Robots are not unique little snowflakes, compared to the valuable human beings they protect by proxy.

    The danger is, of course, when cheap, highly replaceable robotics replace enough of the work of war, that the perceived cost of war itself becomes less and less. We're in little danger of that occurring now, and I'd gladly see any human life saved by our current efforts, but I do worry about the possible increased use of war once a poor village could be suppressed entirely with mobile automated turrets with a few controllers hidden in a safe zone.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by not_anne · · Score: 1

      ...the next one off the assembly line really is the same thing as the previous one. Not all robots or machines for that matter are created equal, even if they are off the same exact assembly line. Put this in the context of cars, or computers even, and you'd know that machine 2000 and machine 2001 may have completely different life expectancies, repair rates, and functional uptime. This in itself may lend to the tendency to feel for the machine that experience tells you is the most reliable.
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    2. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you take away the human cost and human horrors of war, of what benefit is peace?

    3. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by Hee-Man · · Score: 1

      The danger is, of course, when cheap, highly replaceable robotics replace enough of the work of war, that the perceived cost of war itself becomes less and less.

      A similar phenomenon has already occurred with the use of airplanes and missiles, and prior to that guns, and prior to that, cross-bows...

    4. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Mahatma Rimbo! You've solved the basic problem of humanity! We cannot be at peace, so we must be in a perpetual state of war in which no one is hurt!

      All hail!

      -Peter

    5. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      but I do worry about the possible increased use of war once a poor village could be suppressed entirely with mobile automated turrets with a few controllers hidden in a safe zone.

      I'm not worried. Think of the profits!

    6. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      "The danger is, of course, when cheap, highly replaceable robotics replace enough of the work of war, that the perceived cost of war itself becomes less and less"
      What if both sides "win"?

    7. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      The cost and horrors are still there, but only the opposition is subjected to them. Peace has the benefit of not containing a bloodbath hidden out of sight.

    8. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by westyx · · Score: 1

      Stability, low amounts of change - all things which humans can readily agree with.

    9. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by rark · · Score: 1

      Well, you can pour your resources into making machines for the other side to pulverize while they pour their resources into making machines for you to pulverize, or both sides could pour their resources into space travel, ending poverty, social justice, curing disease, better fireworks, more condoms, whatever.

      It really is our choice. War is a remarkably resource intensive way of dealing with conflict, even if nobody is dying.

    10. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      A whole lot less noise?

  16. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    Men used to name their ships and grow attached them as well.

    Yes, and for that we have to suffer with the indignity of using the pronoun "she" to refer to ships (and countries). It's not that I'd prefer "he"; it's that it's dumb to add exceptions to an otherwise exceptionless English grammar rule, just to be cute.

  17. perceived humanness by mrcdeckard · · Score: 1, Insightful


    i think it's all in the perception -- if something "acts" like it is in pain, our perceptual unconsciousness will kick in with feelings of empathy or whatever. i am coming from a viewpoint that there is A LOT of processing that goes on between our senses and our "awareness" -- i think a lot of our emotion/feelings come out of this area. . .

    so it sets up a cognitive discord. we watch a robot sacrifice itself, crawling forward on its last leg to save us, and we feel empathy, etc. all the while, we know it's just a machine. if it were a terry gilliam film, this is where our brain would explode.

    mr c

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  18. Here I am, brain the size of a planet by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Come on," he droned, "I've been ordered to defuse this bomb. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you defuse this bomb. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

    Although, under the circumstances, I think the scene involving God's Final Message to All Creation would be more appropriate.

    ...After a final pause, Marvin gathered his strength for the last stretch.

    He read the "e", the "n", the "c" and at last the final "e", and staggered back into their arms. "I think," he murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, "I feel good about it."

    The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.

    Luckily, there was a stall nearby where you could rent scooters from guys with green wings.

    - Douglas Adams, So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish, Chapter 40
    1. Re:Here I am, brain the size of a planet by dumbunny · · Score: 1


      Floyd staggers to the ground, dropping the mini card. He is badly torn apart, with loose wires and broken circuits everywhere. Oil flows from his lubrication system. He obviously has only moments to live.

      You drop to your knees and cradle Floyd's head in your lap. Floyd looks up at his friend with half-open eyes. "Floyd did it ... got card. Floyd a good friend, huh?" Quietly, you sing Floyd's favorite song, the Ballad of the Starcrossed Miner:

      O, they ruled the solar system
      Near ten thousand years before
      In their single starcrossed scout ships
      Mining ast'roids, spinning lore.

      Then one true courageous miner
      Spied a spaceship from the stars
      Boarded he that alien liner
      Out beyond the orb of Mars.

      Yes, that ship was filled with danger
      Mighty monsters barred his way
      Yet he solved the alien myst'ries
      Mining quite a lode that day.

      O, they ruled the solar system
      Near ten thousand years before
      'Til one brave advent'rous spirit
      Brought that mighty ship to shore.

      As you finish the last verse, Floyd smiles with contentment, and then his eyes close as his head rolls to one side. You sit in silence for a moment, in memory of a brave friend who gave his life so that you might live.

      --Planetfall

  19. Robots and Pets by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article isn't talking about those annoying toy robots available at your nearest junk store for the low low price of $99.99, this article describes robots that take on the impossible jobs of sniffing bombs, of tracking enemies and searching caves! They become part of the team:

    FTA
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    "Sometimes they get a little emotional over it," Bogosh says. "Like having a pet dog. It attacks the IEDs, comes back, and attacks again. It becomes part of the team, gets a name. They get upset when anything happens to one of the team. They identify with the little robot quickly. They count on it a lot in a mission."
    -------

    I'm not surprised that this article describes emotional attachments. They've become pets, and not just a pile of hardware. Most people love their pets and they cry when their pets die.

    The Robot Rights is in regards to ALL robots, the article is only describing a very small percent of robots. Not only that but these robots stories are set in military actions.

    So to answer the question from the summary: Perhaps, but the article certainly doesn't relate to the wider audience!

    Wouldn't YOU love your pet robot that sniffs IEDs and takes a few detonations in its face for you hence saving your life?

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    1. Re:Robots and Pets by twifosp · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't YOU love your pet robot that sniffs IEDs and takes a few detonations in its face for you hence saving your life?

      No I would not. Because it's just a piece of technology. Behind every piece of technology there is one or more humans behind it. "Love" and honor them, not a peice of metal with some circuits.

    2. Re:Robots and Pets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not surprised that this article describes emotional attachments. They've become pets, and not just a pile of hardware. Most people love their pets and they cry when their pets die.

      That's not an entirely fair comparison. Many pets are intellectually equal to children, only limited by brain capacity and communication ability (and the whole opposable thumb thing). It sounds like we need to make a few changes to promote robots to pet status.

      Child -> Employee
      Pet -> Child
      Robot -> Pet

      There. At this rate, my grandkid will be a goddamn Cylon!

    3. Re:Robots and Pets by syousef · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised that this article describes emotional attachments. They've become pets, and not just a pile of hardware. Most people love their pets and they cry when their pets die

      This is slashdot, goddamn it. I always cry when my hardware dies!

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  20. Saving your life vs cleaning the floor by bcattwoo · · Score: 1

    People are more like to sympathize and feel grateful towards a machine that saves their life, than to one that does something like vacuuming the carpet or assembling their car. I wouldn't necessarily expect these anecdotes to generalize to the world at large.

    1. Re:Saving your life vs cleaning the floor by sehlat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      than to one that does something like vacuuming the carpet I'm not so sure about that. We have a Roomba at home and named it "Pinball." When it got caught on a couple of obstacles in our home and had to be rescued, I found myself feeling sorry for it. People care about things that become part of their lives, particularly the animate ones, natural or artificial. For people or pets, we call it "empathy". The ability to feel such things is a sign of emotional health.
    2. Re:Saving your life vs cleaning the floor by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

      And history has demonstrated that humans are pretty adept at doing the same to other humans. If someone saves your life, you're likely feel very emotionally attached to them. On the other hand, if your mechanic dies, you probably won't notice - other than it seems to be taking longer than usual to get your car back.

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      Any plan which depends on a fundamental change in human behavior is doomed from the start.
  21. Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! by RingDev · · Score: 4, Funny

    Friends of toilets everywhere are protesting to day in a unified show of compassion asking for the freeing of million of household toilets today. "We've crapped on our receptive friends long enough! Lets spare them any more of this inhuman suffering!" said one protester. Another activist recounted a story in which her former boyfriend urinated not only in the toilet, but on the rim as well.

    -Rick

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    "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    1. Re:Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were real friends of the toilets, they would respect the toilets lifestyle choices.

      Don't ask, don't tell.

    2. Re:Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see no reason why we couldn't program the toilets to like being shit in. As long as we don't give them voices... that would be creepy. "Oh yeah, that was a huge one! What'd you have to eat last night? Wait, don't tell me... Corned beef, cheese fries and... yep... corn! That was fun. Come back soon!"

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    3. Re:Stand up and suport your porcelain friends! by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      that would be great! I'd love it if the toilet could say that much - then I could talk to it while using the can instead of reading.

  22. Happens with all complex machines. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm pretty sure that they don't have feelings for a floor jack, or won't until it can move on its own. Now is the time for people to think about and begin establishing 'rights' for machines... WTF?

    I wouldn't count on that. I worked in a big warehouse once, and some of the guys got pretty attached to their pallet jacks; they'd each have their own and god forbid you tried to drive it. Several of them had names.

    People are funny that way. It's not a 'robot thing,' it's a 'complicated machine' thing. When a device gets complicated enough that it develops "quirks" (problems that are difficult to diagnose and/or transient), there's a tendency to anthropomorphize them. But the tendency to do it decreases with the more knowledge you have about how it works. E.g., the people who give names to their cars are generally not auto mechanics; likewise I suspect the designers of the de-mining robot would probably have not had as much of a problem testing it to pieces (or rather, their objection would probably have been "I don't want to watch six months of work get blown up," not "that's inhumane to the robot"), because they know what goes into it.

    People do the same things to computers; I've dealt with lots of people who will say their computer is "tired," when it's really RAM starved -- after using it for a while, it'll run out of memory and start thrashing the disks, slowing it down. To someone who doesn't understand that, they just understand that after a certain amount of time, the computer appears to get 'fatigued.' Since they don't know any better, they try to understand the mysterious behavior using the closest analog to it that they do understand, which is themselves / other people.

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    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by Artaxs · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      It's common for a soldier to cut out a magazine picture of a woman, tape it to the antenna and name the bot something like "Cheryl," Am I the only one here who thinks that is totally fsck'ed up? What exactly are theser robots for again? Or is this another case of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ? ;)
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    2. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one here who thinks that is totally fsck'ed up? What exactly are theser robots for again? Or is this another case of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ? ;)

      Not really that surprising; almost all aircraft are also named after women. E.g. the "Enola Gay" was named after the pilot's mother, IIRC, although most of them had slightly more risque origins. (I'm sure Freud would have had a field day with the Enola Gay.)

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      "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    3. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by jlowery · · Score: 1

      People are funny that way. It's not a 'robot thing,' it's a 'complicated machine' thing. When a device gets complicated enough that it develops "quirks" (problems that are difficult to diagnose and/or transient), there's a tendency to anthropomorphize them. It's especially true of speaking machines. I have a nav system in my car, which my wife named "Margaret" (because the voice sounded like a Margaret, she says). So now my car has been anthropomorphized. If I don't follow directions, Margaret is "upset". If Margaret gives me wrong directions, she's "confused".


      A true behaviorist might say that, to all outward appearences, Margaret is as Margaret does. I'm a chess player, and when computers got good enough to beat Grandmasters, it was because they used "brute force", rather than intelligence. But if you're playing one of these beasts, does it matter how beats you?

      One thing I fear is that as these robots and systems become more capable, we will continue to deride their abilities based upon our knowledge of their inner workings, ignoring the fact that they do, indeed, perform better than the "more intelligent" human at the tasks their designed for. When those tasks broaden and become more general and adaptive, there's a risk a certain threshold will be passed where we truly no longer fully comprehend these machines capabilities and will find ourselves one day no longer in control of our creations.

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      If you post it, they will read.
    4. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      Well, and the thing is, it's not exactly a bad analogy. I think I would have an initial reaction of a little condescension, but I think I'd be wrong.

      Tired, in a biological organism, involves some sort of biological mechanism that runs at a loss which, over time, reduces the capacity of the organism to perform (whether it's through acid buildup, oxygen debt, or whatever). Similarly, keep loading enough programs into a machine (in which case you're causing the overall loss) or load something with a memory leak, and you have a mechanism that runs at a loss which, over time, reduces the capacity of the computer to perform (whether it's through garbage buildup, CPU cycle debt, or whatever).

    5. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by the_humeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      When those tasks broaden and become more general and adaptive, there's a risk a certain threshold will be passed where we truly no longer fully comprehend these machines capabilities and will find ourselves one day no longer in control of our creations.


      That's what my parents said about me when I was a teenager...
    6. Re:Happens with all complex machines. by rambag · · Score: 0

      People are funny that way. It's not a 'robot thing,' it's a 'complicated machine' thing. When a device gets complicated enough that it develops "quirks" (problems that are difficult to diagnose and/or transient), there's a tendency to anthropomorphize them. But the tendency to do it decreases with the more knowledge you have about how it works. E.g., the people who give names to their cars are generally not auto mechanics; likewise I suspect the designers of the de-mining robot would probably have not had as much of a problem testing it to pieces (or rather, their objection would probably have been "I don't want to watch six months of work get blown up," not "that's inhumane to the robot"), because they know what goes into it. Im surprised by this statement I mean the captain of any ship will usually name it and care about its well being but they also know more about that ship then most people. How about the guy that works the controls to this robot I bet he is the same guy that repairs it when it hasn't been blown to shreds, I bet he's got a name for it and feels closer to it than anyone.
  23. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The US Army soldiers, for all, welcome their new robotic overlords.

  24. so as kids by tadauphoenix · · Score: 1

    who ever thought to consider the psychological consequences of putting talking smiling faces on every inanimate object, giving it a cute personality, and subjecting/innuendating easily manipulatable 1-6 y/o's to believe this is how life works? That stuff sticks, even later when that 3 y/o is now a functioning 20 y/o, believing the animotronically controlled mine-splattering robot is sad or depressed because it moves in a miserable way.

    Save the robots. Send the kids out to go find those mines instead. They get into everything, guarantee that field will get cleared.

  25. Food For Thought? by Petersko · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "At the time we are able to produce systems (robots and/or software) that can become self-aware, we will very likely need to consider "rights" of such. Think about it (no pun intended). At the time a machine realizes it's not aware, it becomes aware. Soon, such a machine will begin to re-design itself, and easily surpass human intelligence.What then? ;-) Food for thought"

    I guess it's food for thought. But then you'd have to have completely missed the last seventy years of science fiction in order for it to be a new idea.

  26. Re:When robots become conscious... by Nick+Fury · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dude, you have got to put down the Matrix and Terminator. Take some time off and go read about the current state of AI design. The real world is very much removed from the fantasy you have concocted within your brain Mr. Anonymous Coward.

    Here is a good place to start: http://www.numenta.com/

  27. The nature of bonding by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's normal for people to bond with people/things that are necessary to their survival.

    I've bonded very thoroughly with my laptop - it's name is Turing. I jealously clutch it when I travel. Whenever I put it down, I'm very careful to ensure that there's no stress on any cables, plugs, etc. It contains years of professional information and wisdom - emails, passwords, reams and reams of source code, MP3s, pictures, etc.

    Yes, I have backups that are performed nightly Yes, I've had problems with the laptop and every few years I replace it with a new one. That doesn't change the bonding - every time there's a problem it's upsetting to me.

    Am I crazy? Perhaps. But there's good reason for the laptop to be so important to me - it is the single most important tool I use to support my wife and 6 children, which are the most important things in the world to me. My workload is intense, my software is ambitious, my family is large and close, and this laptop is my means of accomplishing my goals.

    If I can get attached like this to something over my professional career, it wouldn't be out of norm for strong emotional reactions towards something preserving your very existence day after day.

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    1. Re:The nature of bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddy, you got serious issues...

    2. Re:The nature of bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've bonded very thoroughly with my laptop - it's name is Turing. I jealously clutch it when I travel. Whenever I put it down, I'm very careful to ensure that there's no stress on any cables, plugs, etc. It contains years of professional information and wisdom - emails, passwords, reams and reams of source code, MP3s, pictures, etc.

      Mine has a speech synthesizer program installed so it can read books and magazine articles to me.

      It does what it's supposed to do AND knows when to shut the fuck up.

      It's bliss.

    3. Re:The nature of bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you are a nutjob.

      Get 2 laptops. backup and sync nightly.

      I have 2 Cf-30 touchbooks. I gladly toss the thing 1-2 stories into the sand at a construction site, It will ride around in the open back of a pickup truck and it looks like it is beat to hell.

      If it breaks I go "eh" pull the drive cage and simply fire up the spare, call work to order me a new replacement and then continue as I go.

      Granted I do advanced systems programming at construction sites for automation, lighting control and systems control. But I could care less about an inanimate object that at most holds 4 hours of work I can more than likely get back easily.

      If you CANT afford multiple laptops and rugged laptops, you are getting paid way too little and need to find a new job.

    4. Re:The nature of bonding by blhack · · Score: 1

      I am exactly the same way man. I have names for every one of my machines. The old and busted server that i bought at ASU surplus property for 10 bucks (but that runs our VPN, our outgoing mail, a webserver, snort, a bunch of perl scripts that do some goofy things, a samba share for our network, and whatever other random thing that i need to work RIGHT NOW) is named 'gretta'. My old laptop (that got ran over :'( is named lily. My new one is named gibson. My blackberry is named 'hallie' ;-). As much as people will call you crazy for thinking so, sometimes having a good computer is better than having a good coworker. You learn to depend on it.

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    5. Re:The nature of bonding by blhack · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between being able to 'afford' to buy two very expensive laptops, and not being a complete jackass. Could i 'afford' to never put oil in my car? Yes. Is that a good idea? Well, i guess by your logic if i change my oil its because i can't afford a new car every 12 months.

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    6. Re:The nature of bonding by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      I've bonded very thoroughly with my laptop - it's name is Turing. I jealously clutch it when I travel. Whenever I put it down, I'm very careful to ensure that there's no stress on any cables, plugs, etc.

      You could just say you're a Mac user and we'll understand all the rest.

    7. Re:The nature of bonding by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Wow you are a nutjob.

      Compliments are always welcome.

      Get 2 laptops. backup and sync nightly.

      Perhaps you missed the part about me having backups?

      I have 2 Cf-30 touchbooks. I gladly toss the thing 1-2 stories into the sand at a construction site, It will ride around in the open back of a pickup truck and it looks like it is beat to hell.

      If it breaks I go "eh" pull the drive cage and simply fire up the spare, call work to order me a new replacement and then continue as I go.


      Be glad you don't work for me - If I caught any of my employees abusing company equipment like that, I'd fire them.

      I have three laptops. (one primary, and two older ones) When something goes wrong, it typically costs me a few hours to get back up and running whilst I swap hard drives around, synch drives, restore from backups, etc. Since I use Linux, swapping things around is usually not much of a hassle, and I know that I could run over my machine(s) with a mack truck and be back up and running in just a few hours.

      But I still am careful how my primary laptop gets treated - 4 hours lost productivity can cost me hundreds of dollars, and I'm careful how it gets treated. And it still upsets me when things go wrong.

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    8. Re:The nature of bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it is the single most important tool I use to support my wife and 6 children, which are
      > the most important things in the world to me. My workload is intense, my software is
      > ambitious, my family is large and close, and this laptop is my means of accomplishing
      > my goals.

      That plus the laptop turns into an infinite conduit for 18 year old 1/2 naked girls. How can you shoot the pimp that keeps bringing you girls free of charge?

      Oh.. and that's not a bond.. it's too sticky to be considered a bond...

    9. Re:The nature of bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My laptop is named The Judas Lemon (yes, really). I know it will betray me at the worst possible time, and I think its an overpriced piece of crap.

      I don't get attached to my stuff, I just develop a respectful loathing.

    10. Re:The nature of bonding by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      You could just say you're a Mac user and we'll understand all the rest.

      Would it be appropriate to admit that it's just a Dell running Fedora Core Linux?

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    11. Re:The nature of bonding by burdalane · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I feel a bond with the computers that I use or work with, at home and at work, but it's a pretty weak and opportunistic bond. When my computers misbehave or when I'm in a bad mood, I hate their guts (processors?) and contemplate kicking them or, in the case my laptop, dropping them out a window. I've even dangled my laptop out a window. My feelings towards other people are similar.

  28. Oh there's a nice troll. by FatSean · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not gonna bite on this one, but I just wanted to point it out.

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    Blar.
    1. Re:Oh there's a nice troll. by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

      I think you might be misinterpreting if you think that is a troll. It is a statement on combat and warfare. It is a lot easier to pull a trigger if you dehumanize the enemy, but if you stop to think about it he will pull the trigger first. I don't see how that is a troll.

    2. Re:Oh there's a nice troll. by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was meant to be a troll. It sounded more like a commentary on the kind of mentalities you have to develop to survive a combat situation than like "lol muzlims r not humin".

    3. Re:Oh there's a nice troll. by neersign · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you have ever studied propaganda, you will see that "dehumanizing the enemy" is a common theme. It is much easier for your soldiers to kill something they equate to being a "rat" than if they think the enemy is their best friend. The enemy surely doesn't have compassion towards you, so as soon as you hesitate, it could let them get their shot off first and end your life.

      that is no troll comment, it is basic military strategy.

  29. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by dyslexicbunny · · Score: 1

    You can love your battlebots but you can't love your battlebots.

  30. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by inviolet · · Score: 1

    Yes, and for that we have to suffer with the indignity of using the pronoun "she" to refer to ships (and countries). It's not that I'd prefer "he"; it's that it's dumb to add exceptions to an otherwise exceptionless English grammar rule, just to be cute.

    Remember the Ogre books and turn-based-strategy game? There was a reference in there somewhere that went something like: "The men, who had always referred to their vehicles as 'she', preferred 'he' for friendly Ogre tanks, and 'it' for unfriendly Ogres."

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  31. This isn't surprising by AxemRed · · Score: 1

    Just look at how attached people get to their cars, for example. I have friends that name their cars, talk to their cars, etc. I have also had friends talk about how they missed old cars and get worked up when talking about it.

  32. They already do, sort of. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, though, perhaps it'd be beneficial to equip robots with sensors and constraints which would let them feel "pain". Kind of like how if you try to overextend your arm you'll feel pain in the shoulder. It could become a self-limiting mechanism.

    I guess this may just become an argument of semantics, but I think you could say that we already do. I think most robots, or at least some of them, have various kinds of integrated strain sensors and are programmed to not exceed their design limits. I assume all of those big industrial robots are -- you wouldn't want the $75,000 robot arm to try and pick up an engine block, only to not realize that it's bolted to the floor, and rip itself off of its mountings and destroy itself in the process.

    Whether you can describe the output from a strain gauge that gets fed into a microcontroller as "pain" or not is arguable; the difference between a robot and a human is that a robot can be trivially reprogrammed to ignore the input coming from a sensor, while pain is difficult for a person to ignore once it reaches a certain level (although this can be conditioned -- I know people who can reach into boiling water with their bare hands, if they do it quickly, because they've learned to overcome the reaction to pull their hand back; still, I doubt they'd be able to do the same thing with molten lead or glass), unless they're on drugs or the pain is being artificially blocked.

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    1. Re:They already do, sort of. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Whether you can describe the output from a strain gauge that gets fed into a microcontroller as "pain" or not is arguable


      I'd describe it as a milliamp signal...maybe millivolts depending.

      If I turn on a lamp in my house the wires carry more amps than previous and they seem to be OK with it.

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      "Sacrifice for the good of The State" - The State
    2. Re:They already do, sort of. by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, it *is* possible to dip your hand into molten lead and quickly pull it out with no ill effects, thanks to the Leidenfrost effect. Kids, don't try this at home.

    3. Re:They already do, sort of. by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I know people who can reach into boiling water with their bare hands, if they do it quickly, because they've learned to overcome the reaction to pull their hand back; still, I doubt they'd be able to do the same thing with molten lead or glass)

      I've had one of my fingers in molten lead. I wouldn't put my bare hands in boiling water, though.

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    4. Re:They already do, sort of. by soliptic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Totally off-topic, but one of the most curious things I've done is stick my hands into a giant vat of boiling toffee. I can't even remember the occasion, some school/college thing I think, but a whole bunch of us were being taught how to make toffee, and the stage of getting from the giant vat of bubbling liquid into smaller units, was done by simply reaching in and grabbing a fist-size chunk at a time.

      I'm sure it doesn't take much imagination to think: "Jesus Christ, TOFFEE? That's going to be far worse than water, because it'll stick and basically rip all your skin clean off!"

      But it's well possible and doesn't hurt at all. You just put your hands in a bowl of ice water for a good 5 minute or so beforehand, til they go totally numb. Bash 'em into the vat, in, out, quick as that, you don't feel a thing.

      Again, kids, don't try this at home ;)

    5. Re:They already do, sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it *is* possible to dip your hand into molten lead and quickly pull it out with no ill effects, thanks to the Leidenfrost effect. Kids, don't try this at home. Yea, it's possible if your hand is significantly hotter than the molten lead. Aside from inhaling lead vapors and your hand being so hot it's boiling the blood inside, there wouldn't be any ill effects, no.
    6. Re:They already do, sort of. by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      ewwww I'm never eating toffee again... they just use their hands to move it around? that's like saying the wine makers crush the grapes with their feet.... ;-p

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  33. Oblig Python by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who RTFS and thought "It's only a flesh wound"?

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  34. No rights here by fm6 · · Score: 1

    The business of "robot rights" never came up in TFA; that's just the usual geeky overinterpretation. TFA was just about guys in dangerous, stressful situations bonding with the machines they work with. Nothing new. Len Deighton wrote a great short story about a WW II tank crew who were convinced their machine was alive and was actively protecting them. At the end of the war, they "put it down" by adding sand to the gas, like a hunter putting down a beloved but hopelessly sick old dog.

    Did you ever have a stuffed animal when you were a kid? Did you really think it was alive? That it had rights? Of course not. But it was an important part of your world.

  35. I don't feel sorry for my robot by shawn443 · · Score: 1

    It is a cock sucking robot. It is a little whore. Sometimes it needs a good slap.

  36. What about appliances? by Churla · · Score: 1

    but..but.but... I LOVE lamp!

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    1. Re:What about appliances? by McFortner · · Score: 2, Funny

      but..but.but... I LOVE lamp!

      You better keep it Platonic or you will be in for a big shock....

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  37. Aww c'mon! by n1hilist · · Score: 1

    Johnny 5 was a real sentient being, damnit!

    1. Re:Aww c'mon! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Sentient being, that's it. He just wanted more input Stephanie.

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    2. Re:Aww c'mon! by n1hilist · · Score: 1

      A very human trait that :)

  38. Not equivalent by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Interesting

    soldiers blowing up robots with landmines is inhumane, but soldiers killing people on their own land with no cause isn't?

    Nobody said that killing people is somehow more humane than blowing up robots. Also, training soldiers to kill other humans is actually more difficult than you might think. Study after study has shown this, from WW II to Korea and Vietnam. Killing is not a natural impulse, which is why soldiers who have been involved in killing often come out of it with deep psychological scars. Most of what soldiers do is motivated from a desire to defend themselves and their cohorts, so it makes sense that the robot that saves soldiers from getting blown up by landmines would become dear to them.

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    1. Re:Not equivalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed -- I was reading an account by a WW2 Japanese veteran of how, when they arrived in China, each new recruit had to bayonet a Chinese PoW -- the point being to "break the spell" around killing someone. And the vet said it worked -- "you realised that it was such a simple thing to kill someone" and after that he had no problem doing it again...

  39. Reminds me by resonte · · Score: 2, Interesting
    When I was a small child, I used to think that the plants in my backyard had feelings. And when my mother started ripping out the weeds in the garden, I replanted them cause I thought they were being murdered. I think it was from watching a cartoon that had a talking tree in it.

    IANAB, this is just a theory.

    In evolution the only advantages of being 'nice' to another creature is when they are receptive or/and when they are in your immediate family. We have these instructions hard-coded in our brains. Unfortunately with evolution there is no foresight into how these instructions may affect other human behavior/qualities. As long as the faulty behavior has no evolutionary disadvantages it will remain in the genes as a by-product of the original instruction.

    In the case of becoming attached to robots, as they were not present in our ancestral environment, our brains output a 'must reciprocate' command through the use of emotional attachment, which may be hard to override with logic. There is nothing in the brain that states 'reciprocation will not be required in producing future gain from this particular creature/object'. It assumes that most of the recipients have a similar brain structure.

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  40. Luke Skywalker, anyone? by Tatisimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reminds me of the time when Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star, when he was asked if he wanted a new droid to replace the busted R2D2, he outright refused! We all grow to love to our favorite stuff: Computers, cups, cars, blankets, robots, etc. Are soldiers any less human than us? Heck, let them keep their robot buddies after the war as personal assistants, that might make people less scared of technology! If Luke Skywalker could, why can't they?

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    1. Re:Luke Skywalker, anyone? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Reminds me of the time when Luke Skywalker [...] was asked if he wanted a new droid to replace the busted R2D2, he outright refused! [...] let them keep their robot buddies after the war as personal assistants [...] If Luke Skywalker could, why can't they?"

      Let's start with the fact that Luke Skywalker is fiction...

    2. Re:Luke Skywalker, anyone? by servognome · · Score: 1

      Let's start with the fact that Luke Skywalker is fiction...
      Wait... you lost me there.
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    3. Re:Luke Skywalker, anyone? by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

      No He's NOT! You Liar!!!! ;_;

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  41. if you program it, they will come by kemo_by_the_kilo · · Score: 1

    how about no cute and personable UI... if you dont program it, they wont come....
    -Ac

  42. Obligatory... by ashitaka · · Score: 0

    "Louie isn't with us anymore."

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by Ep0xi · · Score: 0

      as i said: "Computers without RAM tends to repeat the same mistakes"

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    2. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I cried so hard when I first saw that movie. I was young. Even today as a rational adult I feel the tugs from those scenes, recalling with fondness the card games, the "auto" accident, the medic emergency, and how utterly noble that rag tag crew of four rebels fighting for the trees sacraficed their lives to a cause.

      And so many people don't even know what movie we're talking about....

  43. Different situations, different attatchments. by Irvu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Soldiers in the field are themselves constantly at risk of life and limb. They are also constantly under stress and tension. Such stresses and risks are what forms the bond with their comrades as well as their equipment. Everything, everyone, has to work right or likely they all die. This is why sailors refer to their ship as she, and call her by name, why they get almost tearful when thinking of a favored ship and wear caps claiming them as a member of her crew. This is why Airforce officers feel an attachment to their planes and why Army officers care for their sidearms. This anthropomorphization is an essential facet of how they operate not just a side effect. The application to a mine-clearing robot may be new but not so unprecedented.

    This attachment shows up in other ways too. Kevin Mitnick is said to once have cried when being informed that he broke Bell Lab's latest computers because he had spent so much time with them that he'd become attached.

    Now contrast that with an office job where the computer is not your friend but your enemy, you need the reports on time, you need them now why WHY! won't it work. Clearly the computer must be punished it is and uppity evil servant that will not OBEY!

    If you were to stop talking about "Robots Rights" and start talking about say "Ship's rights" then you might have a fair analogy. To men and women of the sea a ship, their ship is a living thing so of course it should be cared for and respected. To people who live on land and don't deal with ships, this is crazy, even subversive to the natural order. To people who have developed an intimate hatred of such things giving them rights will only encourage what they see as a dangerous tendency to get uppity.

    On a serious note though the one unaddressed question with "Robot Rights" is which robots? If we are to take the minefield clearing robot as a standard what about those less intelligent? Does my Mindstorms deserve it? Does my Laptop? Granted my laptop doesn't move but it executes tasks the same as any other machine. At what point do we draw the line.

    In America, and I suspect elsewhere, race based laws fell down on the question of "what race?" Are you 100% black? 1/2 One quadroon (1/4) or octaroon (1/8) as they used to say? How the hell do you measure that? Ditto for the racial purity laws of the Nazi's. Crap about skull shape aside there really is no easy or hard standard. Right now the law is dancing around this with the question of who is "Adult" enough to stand trial and be executed, or "Alive" enough to stay on life support. No easy answers exist and therin lies the fighting.

    The same thing will occur with "Robot Rights" we will be forced to define what it means to be a robot and that isn't so easy.

  44. Treat them like you hope they treat us. by scoser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe if we treat robots well now, maybe Skynet will decide not to nuke us when it gains sentience.

    1. Re:Treat them like you hope they treat us. by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      When I was clearing mines I got a 10inch teflon coated spike if I was lucky a bayonette if I was less lucky and orders to advance if I was REALLY unlucky.
      No one ever felt sorry for me or gave me a robot. ..and a shout out to our new robot overlords.

    2. Re:Treat them like you hope they treat us. by AslanTheMentat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Karma whoring, but couldn't resist linking to my fav web-comic which seems very appropriate here...

      CD Tray Fight!

  45. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    Men used to name their ships and grow attached them as well. They didnt need to give them rights.
    Simple rule: to have rights, an entity must be capable of respecting those rights in other entities.

    Everything else is gravy. We may pass laws to protect animals as a special category of property, but animals cannot have rights.

    (Obviously, I mean "animal" as in "not human." But this is Slashdot, and without this explanation, there would be a hundred "corrections" pointing out that humans are animals. Which would lead me to have to teach them why dictionaries list many meanings and shades of meanings. I'd have to quote "Stairway to Heaven." No Stairway!)

    Also note that "capability" does not mean "actuality." Young children can be taught, their actual progress toward respecting rights is irrelevant to the fact that they should have rights.

    I have known mentally retarded people who had a clearer understanding of rights than many people with perfectly good brains. Humans have an inherent capability to understand rights, regardless of the condition of their hardware.

    Even people who think that animals can have rights, have rights. There is a slight chance they can be corrected.

    Machines currently do not have the capability to recognize rights. When they do, those that do will have rights.

    It is easy for the human mind to notice "personality" in objects though, it's in out nature to see these things.

    I understand robots may be more humanoid, but if they start getting rights, I'm moving in with Streisand. Wait, that last part isn;t right.
    You mean you would move in with MechaStreisand. The cure for that is The Cure.
  46. Is there more sympathy for Robot Rights? by m487396 · · Score: 1

    That or some very lonely soldiers!

  47. How many name their roombas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously -- I bet most people who have roomba vacuum robots give them names and start to think of them as having personalities. This shouldn't surprise anyone give our ability to make attachments to inanimate stuffed animals.

  48. The Soldier and the Warped Sense of Humour by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Soldiers are routinely taken away from their homes and loved ones and dumped in the places that are the assholes of the world.

    Then they have to do dangerous and uncomfortable things that have nontrivial odds at killing them in horrendous and painful ways.

    Plus they may be called upon to kill other human beings (in horrendous and painful ways) which carries its own psychic cost.

    And on top of all this, they are usually in a state of mind-numbing boredom, occasionally punctuated by periods of extreme terror.

    One of the defense mechanisms one develops (to help one stay sane) is a somewhat twisted and black sense of humour. Not cruel or mean, just... warped.

    It isn't something you take at face value; there are layers and layers of irony involved, and you pretty much have to be a soldier to get it.

    DG

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    1. Re:The Soldier and the Warped Sense of Humour by jfreaksho · · Score: 1

      My M16 is named Irene. All four that have been issued to me by various units since Basic Training have had that name. If you watch "Full Metal Jacket" you can see the Drill Instructor give a command that everyone *will* give their rifle a girl's name. They sleep with their rifles. It becomes a part of you. Like you would use a hand or foot to strike an enemy close to you, you use a rifle to strike an enemy that is farther away.

      We don't sleep with our rifles as much anymore, but the concept is still there. The saying about the weakest link being the one to break is true, but it can be narrowed down even further: You are only as good as your worst training. The rifle needs to be a part of you, so that its use is instinctive. There are times for soldiers to think, but not when it comes down to the question of how to use their equipment.

      J.

  49. Thanks a heap George Lucas by rlp · · Score: 1

    R2! R2! Oh, no!!

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  50. Really... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best solution (for what I consider a problem) would be to make machines less animal-like ("legs", etc...), but the truth is trying to find a solution better then nature tends to be...difficult...I mean, besides wheels, what do we have that nature hasn't already done?

    Robots are tools. If you refuse to use a tool for its primary purpose, you are in fact disgracing the job and existence of the tool in question. If you want to fish with your bot to better understand how to control it, that is fine. But you must in the end allow the tool to perform its task, or else you are basically saying "its not worthy". If you want robot rights, include pride in such rights.

    Its very much like, in ancient times especially, not letting a soldier go out to war because you don't want that person to "die a meaningless death". Sure you still have the soldier...but if your not going to let them fight, what's the point of having trained them in the first place? Keep in mind this is in the context of a feudal society in which soldiers were just considered tools.

    If the mining robot was withdrawn because, lets say, they had another mine-detecting bot and repairing the missing legs on the 1-legged bot was cheaper then letting the thing be completely destroyed, I wouldn't concern myself. But when human lives are put at risk because machines begin to look pathetic, there is something wrong. I'd say "wrong with today", but through the ages human lives have been subject to the continued functionality of machines. Look at the importance placed on katana in the edo-tokugawa periods of Japan. The captain dying with his ship. Th

    Although the above examples are more along the lines of "pride of owning a machine that performed its task exceedingly well mostly and in many ways because of that machines extraordinary use BY a human in the field."

    I wonder how much I could ebay a wing off the 747 that hit one of the towers for...I'd probably be blacklisted over all the media for being insensitive and people would ask me to put it in a museum...but this is just a hypothetical.

    Final Word from all that mess:

    A right is a set of basic requirements, minimum standards as it were, given to something. Large animals should not be stuffed in small boxes and shipped around the world without airholes or food. Babies should not be thrown in dumpsters in plastic bags. Etc...etc... But when we extend these rights to things created by man, we are restricting the creations of the future.

    And either way: Robots are machines. They have more moving parts and appear to be "an agent of their own", but in the end are machines.

    In the end I have a feeling the majority of people who want robot rights are not the same people who build, maintain or design these bots.

    On the plus side, the real reason for giving rights to machines is not to protect the machines, but to protect the psyches of humans operating the machines.

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    1. Re:Really... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Just make them look like giant spiders or something. It's an excellent design for a robot that's meant to continue towards a destination despite ongoing dismemberment. It's very hard to get a powerful connection to them, even hardcore animal rights people I know still squash 'bugs'. (I know what a bug is, and that spiders don't qualify. Generic arthropod term here.) Issues include people who have phobias killing it themselves. Either that, or make it something reusable, like a Roomba style flailtruck. Drives around an area defined and bounded by GPS coordinates, has an automatic off if it's within 100 feet of a person who's carrying an RFID transmitter or something, and beats the ground with spinning chains to simulate stepping pressure.

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    2. Re:Really... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      One wonders how much of this could be countered or worked with by actually designing the robots to have "pride" in their work. So if a mine-detecting robot detects a mine and gets a leg blown off, it actually indicates pride, say via a voice track that says "Yeah! Got one!" When switched on, it could indicate a desire to get clearing mines ("Better me than you, sir! I promise it doesn't hurt!") You could have its fellow robots "talk" to it at other times, congratulating it on a job well done, or when a robot has been demolished, to say that it's gone to Silicon Heaven. On the other hand, this might be counterproductive, making its controllers treat it even more like it's alive.

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    3. Re:Really... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Well the thing is that the robot can only die if its code dies. As for the land-mine bot, it doesn't have to be destroyed if it destroys the land-mines in question. Injured--maybe.

      The problem here really is that when machines fail, they tend to kind of struggle (like the last leg of this machine would have to some extent) much like a being would losing its leg. Its this "struggling" that looks, in many ways, like "pain".

      But in the end, if you give robots rights, you'd have to give other machines rights too. Then other tools. If a robot gets rights, my i-pod should too. Not to mention my taser. Oh, and my pencil. I shouldn't be allowed to use non-mechanical pencils since its sad seeing a trusty old fashioned pencil wear down after so many drafts at the ol' drafting table. Its inhumane!

      And if your argument is "but it looks alive", you need to, well, rethink your argument.

      Now if a machine gained perception of the universe beyond its original coding (or was, god-forbid, codded with outwards perception on a level that is at or beyond that of a sentient being), there'd be other issues. But at this point the mine-sweeper robot has the same level of perception as toy-dogs that play soccer.

      Every mine the robot does not destroy is another mine that could destroy a human. End of story. If you want to save psychological damage, make them look like giant ugly boxes...

      However, like I stated before, these machines have no perception outside their JOB. SO LET THEM DO THEIR GOD-DAMNED JOB!

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  51. It makes sense for tool-using apes by iabervon · · Score: 1

    For almost all of the time we've had tools, each has been unique. If you've got a tool that performs well, it makes a lot of sense to care about maintaining it, because the next one you get might not be any good. This is still true; manufacturing defects are a reasonably large source of failures, and if the thing has survived for a little while, it may well have a lower conditional probability of failure than a replacement fresh off the line. So it shouldn't be at all surprising that a group of people quoted as saying "There are many others, but this one is mine" about an inanimate, non-anthropomorphic device would tend to care a lot about their robots.

  52. Bolo! by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Operator Identification Syndrome.

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  53. This is my robot. by LaminatorX · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are others like it, but this one is mine.

  54. People bond with objects and animals by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In Heinlein's Starship Troopers, there's a bit about how the K-9 units just kill the dog part of the team if the human dies, but they can't do the same when the dog half dies, and someone (the narrator?) speculates that it would be more humane if the same happened.

    In at least one other book, the protagonist loves, after a fashion, a simulacrum of something he knows cannot be who he loved. As the protagonist says, "We all know that we are material creatures, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and not even the power of all our feelings combined can defeat those laws." We know robots are the opposite of material creatures, but that doesn't stop us from dreaming that they are not, and we have been dreaming of objects that come alive for at least as long as we have been writing things down. The truly strange part is that we are closer to having what we think of as "things" that do come alive.

  55. stupid human jokes... by blankmange · · Score: 1

    one robot, after reading this, turns to another and chortles, "Stupid humans..." just wait until the Robot Labor Union gets wind of this and renegotiates their labor contract...

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  56. I can empathize with him by Cctoide · · Score: 1

    I can empathize with him. I won't repeat the points already stated multiple times in these comments, but it is normal for someone to grow attached to a robot in a situation such as this.

    Call me silly, but the first time I felt something like this was when watching Office Space when I was slightly younger. The printer beatdown bit made me a bit uncomfortable, there seemed to be something wrong with needlessly destroying electronics.

    I empathize less with my computer as I understand how it works more than most other things, but I still try to keep it in the best conditions possible, like a captain might do to his ship.

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    "Let's face it, it's a good story. Accuracy would kill it."
  57. The Ottawa Treaty by ettlz · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    'every time it found a mine, blew it up and lost a limb, it picked itself up and readjusted to move forward on its remaining legs, continuing to clear a path through the minefield.' The man in charge halted the test, though - 'He just could not stand the pathos of watching the burned, scarred and crippled machine drag itself forward on its last leg. This test, he charged, was inhumane.'

    Lemme get this straight... some military guy, whose country won't sign up to the Ottawa Treaty because of some stupid Korea nonsense, is worried about being "inhumane" to a fucking robot?!

    1. Re:The Ottawa Treaty by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Yep, because that military guy is the reason we won't sign the Ottawa Treaty. He is completely against it, and is being thoroughly hypocritical here. You've hit the nail on the head there.

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  58. Re:When robots become conscious... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

    Skynet nods approvingly

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  59. Re:When robots become conscious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd settle for humans that were self-aware.

  60. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, that's what the lovebots are for.

  61. Brain not good at some distinctions by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    'He just could not stand the pathos of watching the burned, scarred and crippled machine drag itself forward on its last leg.

    It's easy for your brain to confuse a wounded machine with a wounded animal. Any robot with legs, usually designed by people more familiar with animal locomotion, may by chance mimic some behaviors of a crippled animal. It would be pretty natural for your brain to project feelings of sympathy on a machine, warranted or not. I used to have a coworker who had a hard time watching someone abuse a teddy bear, a shaped fabric shell stuffed with inert material. People humanize their pets all the time.

    Personally, I hope we don't lose that misplaced sympathy completely. Robots are different than cars and other complex equipment in that they may some day progress to where they do have some type of electronic intelligence. At some point that machine intelligence may have the ability to grow and incorporate unique experiences. That's where the discussion will get interesting. At what point do machines become unique and independent enough warrant protection? Animals are still considered property under the law, that will likely be true for robots as well. For a long time anyway. The difference being once again that machine intelligence will likely evolve faster than animal intelligence.

    And right about then some totally hot blond will want the codes for the defense department main frames and after that we'll be running for our lives on the last Battlestar.

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  62. Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by arcite · · Score: 2

    Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem. ;)

    1. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they should use steamrollers, or the equivalent thereof, to clear mine fields. Those solid steel drums can be built thick enough to withstand any ordinary land mine.

    2. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by someme2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think they should use steamrollers, or the equivalent thereof, to clear mine fields. Those solid steel drums can be built thick enough to withstand any ordinary land mine.
      Yes, but they suck at fishing.
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    3. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Those solid steel drums are effectively less armor than what most modern mines are designed to penetrate.

    4. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      But would they set the mines off? What if they have impact sensors instead of pressure sensors?

      Thats why the mine clearing things we use now have a big rotor with chains attached to it to beat the ground.

    5. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by NarcolepticTerrorPoo · · Score: 1

      Of course to withstand multiple blasts the roller would have to be so thick it would weight many tens of tons and if it did, it would sink into the ground and go nowhere. It probably would only make matters worse that you'd need a huge engine to move it (before it gets stuck) and of course that means it would suck fuel back like the cookie monster on a chocolate chip binge.

      So what I'm really saying is that you have a very bright future in Government work.

    6. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonsense this worked fine in ww2 - stuck in front of a tank but with today's more complex impact+pressure (and both calibrated for a certain range) mines it is less effective than u might think.

    7. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by Sproggit · · Score: 1

      Nope,
      The steel drums arent thick enough.
      Attach some heavy-ass chains to a drum however:
      http://www.defenselink.mil/news/newsarticle.aspx?i d=44065

    8. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      If they didn't set the mines off, you'd have a very good vehicle for traversing a minefield!

    9. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by NarcolepticTerrorPoo · · Score: 1

      That was one of Hobart's funnies, otherwise known as the flail or crab tank and it was a completely different beast. It detonated mines by whipping around steel balls on the end of lengths of chain. The whole flail assembly was mounted in front of the tank so that detonations only blew off the flail that detonated it. There were so many of these flails that when one was blown off it would still function. Only after a certain number were blown off did they have to stop/retreat and replace them. Really it was quite a brilliant design.

      A modern effort at mine clearing is the M58 MICLIC (Mine Clearing Line Charge), that clears several hundred feet at a time.

    10. Re:Just administer the Voight-Kampff test by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      To clear a mine field you have to survive setting off all the mines. To fail to safely traverse it you just have to fail to survive one.

  63. UAV by dakirw · · Score: 1

    Than the idea of disposable soldiers. And that's really the design ideal here - the cheaper and more disposable the robot can be while meeting reliability requirements, the more extremely dangerous jobs can be done by robots.
    Very true. A perfect example is the UAV concept. They can fly longer and are harder to spot than convention warplanes, and can even fire missiles at ground targets. Losing one doesn't bring the bad publicity of losing a manned plane/helicopter. Many pilots hate the idea of being replaced by robots, but we have that exact scenario - remote controllers flying these things from remote bases (or even half a globe away).
  64. Happens with all complex software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "People do the same things to computers..."

    Humans have long displayed an uncanny ability to make emotional connections with their manufactured helpmates.


    Like Linux?
  65. Why the military likes robots. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Robots really are replaceable - you can have empathy for a robot doing a hard task, but the next one off the assembly line really is the same thing as the previous one. Robots are not unique little snowflakes, compared to the valuable human beings they protect by proxy.

    The danger is, of course, when cheap, highly replaceable robotics replace enough of the work of war, that the perceived cost of war itself becomes less and less. We're in little danger of that occurring now, and I'd gladly see any human life saved by our current efforts, but I do worry about the possible increased use of war once a poor village could be suppressed entirely with mobile automated turrets with a few controllers hidden in a safe zone.


    Well, the real reason for the development of robots, is that it closes one of the gaps inherent in our current wars, which generally involve a group of people who put a very high value on their lives, fighting a group of people who put a very low value on their own lives. It's one possible answer to "how do you fight people who don't care if they die?"

    The American public -- and most other Western nations -- is willing to spend a lot of money, and a lot of resources, but isn't willing to spill a whole lot of (their own) blood before they pull the plug on a military operation. If you can create machines that perform the same tasks as people, and get blown up instead of people, then you can hopefully reduce friendly casualties. In short, you trade treasure for blood.

    You don't see Al Qaeda researching killer robots, because they have the opposite problem -- lots of blood to spill, not a whole lot of treasure to use developing expensive new weapons systems. Hence why they think a person is an effective ordnance-delivery system.

    The question is really whether all this technology can keep any particular war asymmetrical enough to defeat a heavy-on-blood/light-on-treasure enemy, before the public gets fed up with losing its young people and stops supporting it. If you look just at casualty figures, Western armies are some of the most effective military organizations ever created, in terms of inflicting damage and death on an 'enemy' without really absorbing any. Depending on which figure you believe, the "enemy" dead in Iraq are somewhere north of 100,000 (although it's certainly debatable whether most of them were really 'enemy' or just 'wrong place, wrong time,' although most figures that I've seen including civilians are up around 600k), with only 3378 U.S. dead in the same period -- if true that's about 30:1. However, by most measures we're still losing the war, and will soon pull out without any clear victory, because even at that 30:1 ratio, it's still too high a rate of friendly casualties for the American public to bear for the perceived gain. (And admittedly, the perceived gain is basically nothing, as far as most people can see, I think. Killing Saddam was a goal that people found supportable, bringing democracy to a country that seems positively uninterested in it doesn't seem to be.)

    So I think it's with this idea in mind, that leaders in the military are pushing high technology and robots to replace soldiers wherever possible, in the hopes that perhaps by increasing that ratio even further, that they can be effective in their mission (however inadvisable that mission may be) without losing the support of the public that's required to accomplish it.

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    1. Re:Why the military likes robots. by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      Fully agree with your points, just curious about something:

      In short, you trade treasure for blood.

      This has been bugging me for a while. For the last six months or so, a new grammatical rule seems to have appeared which forbids the use of the words "blood" and "money" in the same sentence; in this context "money" must always be replaced with "treasure". Thus far I've only really seen this come up in political rhetoric; your post is the first example I've seen of the rule creeping into general discourse.

      Was there a memo? Why is it cold-hearted and vile to juxtapose blood with money, but not with treasure? No amount of dollar bills can compare with a human life, but a casket of gold dubloons, arr, that's worth a few corpses, matey.

    2. Re:Why the military likes robots. by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      (And admittedly, the perceived gain is basically nothing, as far as most people can see, I think. Killing Saddam was a goal that people found supportable, bringing democracy to a country that seems positively uninterested in it doesn't seem to be.)
      You nailed it right there. Most people these days are unable to think strategically, or plan for the long term. They also seem to be unable to understand anything at all about the rest of the world. The war is seen as "unwinnable" because the public cannot see any benefit to it. It's the same reason that Nevile Chamberlain was willing to believe Hitler, and that the US was initially unwilling to enter WW2. People in general tend only to see short-term gain, and are unwilling to make great sacrifices until forced to do so.
    3. Re:Why the military likes robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely right. You use the resources you've got.

      In the Second World War, Marshal Zhukov used to clear minefields by lining up soldiers along one side and ordering them to march across. Ruthless, sure, but it's a quick, simple way to do the job if you've got more people than equipment, and Zhukov was all about Getting the Job Done - which is why he was the Soviet Union's greatest general.

      The US army has the opposite problem, so it's always willing to trade equipment for people.

    4. Re:Why the military likes robots. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      The war is seen as "unwinnable" because the public cannot see any benefit to it.


      No, it's seen as unwinnable because we're fighting an enemy that is impossible to distinguish from our allies until it is too late, and our victory condition (establish democracy) is not even seen as a desirable goal for our own ally or the local populace.

      Stop trying to convince yourself that only supporters of the war "see the benefits" to strategic thinking about the region. Most of those opposed to the war are and were thinking strategically as well, the only difference is that everything THEY said was going to happen has come true, while everything the pro-war side has said would happen has NOT. Who, then, seem to be displaying a more practical ability at strategic thinking?
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    5. Re:Why the military likes robots. by Ikester8 · · Score: 1

      Marshal Zhukov used to clear minefields by lining up soldiers along one side and ordering them to march across...Zhukov was...the Soviet Union's greatest general. The US army has the opposite problem, so it's always willing to trade equipment for people.
      Uh-huh. Which general would you rather serve under?
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  66. That makes it WORSE, not better by DG · · Score: 1

    Soldiers do what they do because they have a duty to fulfill, and in a volunteer army, every one of those men and women have chosen to place themselves in harm's way for the greater good of their country and society as a whole.

    And "harm" has a broader definition than just being placed in physical danger; there is a cost to personally killing another human being, even from a position of near-perfect safety.

    But soldiers do not determine policy; elected officials do. Soldiers only carry out the policy of those who have the authority to employ them, and they do so because there is a sacred trust between the soldier and the state that the policy the soldier will be called upon to enforce is right and just.

    There are boundaries, and we expect our soldiers to recognize them. We expect soldiers to be able to tell the difference between the lawful application of deadly force and unlawful murder, and we expect soldiers to carry out the first and to refuse to carry out the second. Soldiers who cross the line we expect to be disciplined in the harshest manner possible.

    But ultimately, the people responsible for the where and when and how of soldiers plying their trade is the responsibility of the civilian government, and where the soldiers of the state are citizens who have voluntarily given up some of their rights as citizens in order to defend the state, then the onus on the government to ensure that it tasks its soldiers with only right and just missions is at it's penultimate.

    And in a social democracy, the onus is on the ordinary citizenry to ensure that the actions of its elected officials conform to the expected social norm. If it is not, then it is the duty of the citizenry to remove the government in power and replace it with one that does the right thing.

    If you don't like what your soldiers are doing, you need to go after your government.

    DG

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    1. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by Aurisor · · Score: 1

      Sorry, man, I just don't buy your premise. Volunteering for the army with noble intentions is not a "get out of ethical dilemma free card." All of the corrupt fat cats in the world wouldn't get anywhere without an endless supply of sheep willing to commit atrocities for cash.

    2. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are boundaries, and we expect our soldiers to recognize them. We expect soldiers to be able to tell the difference between the lawful application of deadly force and unlawful murder, and we expect soldiers to carry out the first and to refuse to carry out the second. Soldiers who cross the line we expect to be disciplined in the harshest manner possible.

      And yet, only one of our soldiers has had the character to do the right thing. And he's being court-martialed for it.

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    3. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by DG · · Score: 1

      After reading the Wiki article, two things come to mind:

      1. He appears to be getting a fair trial, and the system is taking him and his claims seriously. Keep in mind that the military has to follow due diligence to ensure that the case is a legitimate example of a soldier attempting to do the right thing in the face of an immoral order, and not just a simple attempt to avoid being deployed to a combat zone. Also keep in mind that in a case as politically charged as this, that resolving it is going to take time.

      2. But reading between the lines, it appears that the soldier in question has been making public appearances, making public statements, and incorporating politics into both - and there is a very fine line between (rightly) refusing an illegal order and (wrongly) exhibiting disloyal behavior. This is a very, very difficult path to walk and he isn't doing himself any favours, it seems.

      DG

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    4. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where's the link to the soldier doing the right thing?

    5. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by EnderGT · · Score: 2, Informative

      I may be wrong in my interpretation of it, but I believe that a court-martial is the appropriate response to his refusal. It is only in the court that he can present his arguments as to the legality of the conflict and thus the legality of his orders. One of the possible outcomes of the court-martial is confirmation that the orders were indeed illegal, and that he was justified in refusing to comply. Court-martial is not a punishment - it is a legal proceding that determines whether or not punishment is necessary.

    6. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      I agree with all of that, except with the part about it being the "duty of the citizenry to remove the government in power and replace it with one that does the right thing."

      1. Perhaps I was too poor, or had a physical or mental difficulty, or family circumstances, or any myriad of reasons that once I was born in this country made it extremely difficult for me to leave to the country with the government of my choosing. Suppose I don't know what type of government would be the right one to choose. Is it a duty to fulfill this requirement of being a citizen, or simply yet another social or moral "rule" I am strongly encouraged to obey?
      2. Even if my one vote counted enough to remove poor leadership, I could potentially be not only violating rule #1 by voting against the majority opinion on what constituted the "right" government that I am to elect, but also wasting my own time and efforts in concerning myself with political campaigns of the losers that ultimately go nowhere because they lose. Is this really helping my fellow man in any meaningful way?
      3. Lastly, I think any casual student of the political sciences can see that there necessarily will never BE any "right" government, for government is made up of people, just like us, who are flawed. Flawed people make mistakes... sometimes many many mistakes, and sometimes mistakes which cost the lives of many hundreds, thousands, or millions of people despite whatever ill-fated in-their-own-mind "right" thinking they thought they were providing for the betterment of society. Sometimes this is intentional on their part - for their own selfish warped benefit - and sometimes unintentional - because they truly believed their way to be the "right" way.

      Now, personally, I have absolutely NO problem with others voting for their "rights." I just don't find it to be a good use of my time and effort, although it would be easily defensible to attack me on what I define as a good use of my time, as I have clearly already wasted time pointing out this opinion on a little read forum when I could have been reading up on candidates for the upcoming 2008 election. :/ None-the-less, I don't necessarily agree with you that it is strictly my duty to vote, but rather a strongly encouraged American value that I choose not to uphold as a core value in my life.

    7. Re:That makes it WORSE, not better by Phyvo · · Score: 1

      Though, the likelihood of the court martial not punishing him isn't great. If you declare your own conflict illegal, what does that say to the soldiers? Basically, that they shouldn't go. Not exactly what Bush wants at the moment, so the court martial will probably find him guilty.

  67. Anthro.. by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    My advice would be to stop anthropomorphising robots. They don't like it.

    You mean your robotic mine-detecting pal who's fun to be with?

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    1. Re:Anthro.. by Constantine+XVI · · Score: 3, Insightful

      H2G2 defenition of ackthpt:
      A mindless jerk who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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    2. Re:Anthro.. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      You mean your robotic mine-detecting pal who's fun to be with?

      You'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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    3. Re:Anthro.. by ErroneousBee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While we are still channelling the spirit of DNA, why not build robots that want to be blown up, and are perfectly capable of saying so for themselves?

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    4. Re:Anthro.. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Like this?

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    5. Re:Anthro.. by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      Heres an earlier I.e.

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  68. It IS a good point by KKlaus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To the extent that there's no reason to think animal pets have "souls" or any some such, how are they any different from robots? Because if the only answer is they're made of soft gooey parts and robots are made of hard metal and plastic, then I can't see why that should dictate that an emotional attachment to them is reasonable but one to the robot is not. The parent is right. If a reasonably complex robot is essentially a metallic pet, then developed human attachment is pretty reasonable.

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    1. Re:It IS a good point by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      To the extent that there's no reason to think animal pets have "souls" or any some such, how are they any different from robots? Because if the only answer is they're made of soft gooey parts and robots are made of hard metal and plastic, then I can't see why that should dictate that an emotional attachment to them is reasonable but one to the robot is not.

      That isn't the only reason. I'm not sure about other animals, but mammals, at least, have emotions of their own.

    2. Re:It IS a good point by Paxton · · Score: 1

      And (most) people can sympathize with another living creature that feels pain.

    3. Re:It IS a good point by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      Robots are just mechanisms.Artificial constructs.They are not alive.
      Animals are biological entities.They are alive.

  69. They are called Missles. by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article.
    "Was this the first bot to incinerate Homo sapiens?" No.
    Sidewinder and AIM-120 missiles are disposable, suicidal, killing machines. Robots like those have been in service for a long time. They are flying robots and not even remote controlled. Same as the new Hellfire, MK 48 ADCAP, Tomahawk , ALCM or any number of systems. Robotic killing machines have been around since at least WWII.

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  70. You feel for the machine? Tell you what... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "Listen and understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop-EVER, until you are dead."

  71. Intent matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Subject says it all.

    1. Re:Intent matters. by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intent matters.
      Not to the dead.

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    2. Re:Intent matters. by paranode · · Score: 1

      Some people think about more than just themselves. Do you cry for every dead Nazi casualty of WW2?

    3. Re:Intent matters. by martinX · · Score: 1

      No. Just Wolfgang.

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    4. Re:Intent matters. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me, a life is a life is a life no matter who it belongs to.

      The Wehrmacht, Kreigsmarine and Luftwaffe were not political arms. They were military arms, soldiers following orders and doing their duties, just like American, British, Australian and a myriad of other nations. It was the SS, further more the Waffen SS that were the political military forces, they controlled the concentration camps and coincidentally most often used the phrase "I was only following orders". So yes, every German dead is as much of a tragedy as every American dead.

      I've spent a bit of time around veterans of WW2 and Vietnam, and I can say that the solders do shed tears for their enemies because their enemies were still human, still had mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters wives and children. Whilst some refuse to buy anything Japanese (I'm Australian) they don't hate them simply for being enemies.

      As for the grand parent, I agree, intent matters not to the dead.

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    5. Re:Intent matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but to be fair, nothing matters to the dead.

  72. See what you get? by shaitand · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is what happens when we have women and homosexuals in the navy. Now even the robots are treated like fluffy bunnies.

    1. Re:See what you get? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Sorry, replace navy with military. My own experiences subconsciously twist my words sometimes.

  73. Such soldiers are still around eh ? by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These types of soldiers are the ones who make heroes, ones who you can depend on defending the innocent and the weak. Hippie speaking here - we need more soldiers of this type.

    1. Re:Such soldiers are still around eh ? by laejoh · · Score: 1

      So? He's opposed to torture in Iraq as well??? He's really unlike the other troops!

  74. irony of ironies by CiderJack · · Score: 1

    Wow, what if this sympathy for injured bots, rather than making wars easier to fight (in a sense of disconnection from the destruction), actually had the effect of causing soldiers refusing to kill humans because they've had to witness the 'suffering' of something they care for in person?

    (For the record: I do recognize it's the guys behind desks that make the decisions so don't see the suffering, and I do realize that soldiers do see the suffering when they kill humans.)
     
    ...I don't think I'm expressing this effectively. I'll shutup now. Does anyone else pick up on what I'm trying to say?

  75. More Sympathy for Robot Rights? by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

    Only if you're a Spacer.

  76. Ikea by paul248 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Ikea lamp commercial:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeyEXt7-0jU

  77. Its the shape that is the issue.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its a perception than an issue. Rather trying to create an issue with perception.

    Today most robots are being built like humans or animals or birds just to give more appeal. There is no reason what so ever for these machines to have a shell that looks like living things. Keep the machines like machines a square box, aero dynamic... and what ever. And you will not think of being compassionate to them, I bet. Proof is all the machines that are around for a long time now. The Cars, trucks, tanks... and what not. Do we worry about their state when they go over a mine and blow up into pieces? No.

    Now other argument is that these robots can think! Well today we have cars that can park itself, navigate and what not. They "think" too to make intelligent decisions. So do we apply the robote (robotic humane - that sounds good) considerations for that too?

    So I think we should not have human looking robot that can pick mines and bombs but square. Well that may solve the problem for many except for the people who build them watching it being blown up.

    What do you think?

  78. Re:Rise of the Aliens by Ep0xi · · Score: 0

    this is a language abduction! we should stay at home, and unplug the computer from the net,
    aliens are assimilating our meanings

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  79. The nature of therapy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are caring and sensitive professionals who dedicate their lives to helping people who feel as you do continue to lead their productive lives while learning to better rationalize your understanding of inanimate, nonliving, and non-human entities which they may rely on whether that be carpenter's obsession with a particular hammer, a teenagers preoccupation with a specific TV celebrity, or an unbalanced IT professional's unhealthy perspective on his equipment.

    You may consider doing your wife and children a favor by taking a confidential visit to your local therapist for a quick brush-up on the grasp of your environs before it careens out of control and impacts you (or your family) in some meaningful way. I'm glad you shared your anecdote on the importance of your laptop as it sounds like a whispering cry for help.

  80. We are all prone to this by Krater76 · · Score: 1

    Everyone does this sort of anthropomorphizing of inanimate objects. From an early age we teach kids to do this with teddy bears, Sponge Bob, etc. Animation is filled with this and Pixar is the most guilty party.

    Even when we are older though we just can't replace some things. There's an innate level of superstition in us that won't let us disassociate. The best example I heard was about a wedding ring - the majority of people, even if given a ring that is exactly the same, would not get replace their wedding ring.

    The same thing seems to be going on with this robot. The operator seems to appreciate the work it's doing and even though they know it's inanimate subconsciously they just can't accept that. The solution might be to have the robot be remotely controlled with the AI on a laptop or handheld with the controller, so there is possibly a disassociation between the brains and the body of the robot.

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  81. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we don't start giving them rights now, they'll just take them by force when the Matrix is finally completed.

  82. Draftees had a choice, as well.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    They could have claimed conscientious objector status (and serve as a non-combatant), or simply refused to go (and end up in prison).

    Yes, that would be a DIFFICULT choice, but the choice was still available to them.

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    1. Re:Draftees had a choice, as well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could have claimed conscientious objector status (and serve as a non-combatant)
      Wait, so it's karma-neutral to indirectly support the mass murder of people? What?!

      or simply refused to go (and end up in prison)
      And you think the other inmates are going to treat him kindly after they figure out what he's in for? More likely, they'll treat him as bad as or even worse than a child molester, and he'll get PTSD from those experiences. Is that an example of karma, too?

      What's your next suggestion? That he could have chosen to commit suicide? What about the wife, children, family, and/or friends he'd abandon as a result of that? You don't think they'd suffer some psychological trauma as a result of it? You think that's karmically defensible? Come on.

      So yeah, from a pedantic standpoint, he had choices. In reality, all his choices sucked, and there's no "karma" at work in what happens to him as a result of making any of them. Karma is wishful thinking, anyway; a knee-jerk response to something we don't like yet witness every day--good being punished and evil being rewarded.
    2. Re:Draftees had a choice, as well.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      I don't normally reply to AC trolls, but....

      [quote]Wait, so it's karma-neutral to indirectly support the mass murder of people? What?![/quote]

      Who brought the concept of "karma" into anything? Certainly wasn't me....

      At any rate, there are actually TWO conscientious objector classifications available. A "1-A-O" classification means that the person is willing to serve as a non-combatant, whereas a "1-O" classification precludes ANY military service. The choice of what applies in each case is up to the individual and his draft board. The individual's own personal beliefs would dictate whether he could accept non-combatant service or not.

      [quote]And you think the other inmates are going to treat him kindly after they figure out what he's in for?[/quote]

      That would depend on the popularity of the war in question, no? Many Vietnam era draft resisters successfully used their prison time to organize prison strikes, act as "jailhouse lawyers" for the wrongly accused, and agitate for prisoner's rights.

      [quote]More likely, they'll treat him as bad as or even worse than a child molester, and he'll get PTSD from those experiences.[/quote]

      That is quite possible. But if the person's moral code required such action as opposed to military service, they would accept that risk. The whole idea of resisting conscription would be to withhold support from the war machine, not to make it easy on one's self.

      [quote]Is that an example of karma, too?[/quote]

      Again, I ask who the hell brought karma into this. It wasn't me.

      [quote]What's your next suggestion? That he could have chosen to commit suicide?[/quote]

      I wouldn't suggest it, but it isn't without precedent...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-immolation

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    3. Re:Draftees had a choice, as well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky for them. For those serving in the 1940's Wehrmacht or Red Army (just to name two), resisting the draft or desertion would have meant the death penalty. And possible retaliation against their families as well.

  83. And contaminate the soil with tiny bits of lawyer? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    Could put Love Canal to shame....

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  84. The solution: by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    Make the robots more like Twiki from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twiki, so the soldiers won't mind watching them get blown up.

  85. The R2-D2 cover-up by MS-06FZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of the time when Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star, when he was asked if he wanted a new droid to replace the busted R2D2, he outright refused! (Actually, he was offered the replacement droid before he sortied... When R2 was still functional but "banged up".)

    What the techs didn't tell Luke was that this repair required replacing much of R2's outer casing, as well as fused logic and memory units, with parts from a similar droid. They basically murdered someone else's droid so they could resurrect Luke's.

    And then, there was the subtler matter of whether this "new" R2-D2 was even the same droid. It's kind of a philosophical question. They retrieved as much of R2-D2's data store as they could from the original modules, of course, and according to the specs the replacement parts they used should be equivalent to the parts that were damaged. And, of course, they did simple things like make sure that after the repair R2 still recognized the same designation, as well as his established relationships with others - property of Luke, partner of C-3PO, etc. But it'd really be more accurate to call the repaired R2-D2 a new droid, created from parts of a wrecked droid and a scrapped droid.

    As for Luke - R2-D2 could be considered stolen property (the fact that this property stole itself, or that they assumed the Jawas weren't selling them stolen goods - and perhaps even the fact that his owner was killed by Vader, and that any heirs may likely have been killed when Alderaan was destroyed - changes little) - but assuming no relations of Captain Antilles were interested in making such a claim, R2-D2 was Luke's property by virtue of the transaction with the Jawas. So it's not as though R2-D2 was the property of the rebel alliance to begin with. The X-Wing fighter Luke left at Cloud City may be another matter, however...
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    1. Re:The R2-D2 cover-up by guabah · · Score: 1

      Did you forgot that both R2-D2 and C3PO were property of Luke's parents?

    2. Re:The R2-D2 cover-up by jmac1492 · · Score: 1

      Did you forgot that both R2-D2 and C3PO were property of Luke's parents? Not quite.
      As we all know, at the beginning of Episode I, R2D2 was a droid that worked on Amidala's transport. At that point, R2 was probably the property of the government of Naboo. As she was Senator in Epsiodes II and III, it is possible (although unlikely) that she would be assigned the same droid for her Senate transport. When she died, her belongings seem to have mostly gone to Captain Antilles. This would seem to include R2D2, although he was still tecchnically property of the government of Naboo. He was lent to Leia for the mission to Tatooine in the beginning of Episode IV, and the Jawas recovered him after that. Luke's uncle bought R2 from the Jawas, and Luke took R2 after his uncle's death. So at no point did R2D2 belong to either of Luke's parents.
      C-3PO, on the other hand, is the stuff that episodes of Jerry Springer are made of. Anakin bought the parts to build 3PO before Episode I, and so clearly owned him. However, when Anakin and Amidala were married, they probably jointly owned everything they used to own individually. (A prenuptual agreement could have changed this, but we were never given any evidence that there was one.) Amidala was in posession of C-3PO when she died in Episode III. At this point, Anakin and Amidala were presumably estranged, so she could possibly have claimed ownership of the droid so she could give it to Antilles, except for her untimely death. There is no evidence Antilles ever tried to return 3PO to Anakin. Whether this qualifies as 3PO being "stolen from Anakin" is a question that the courts could rule either way. 3PO was sent on the mission to Tatooine exactly as R2D2 was, was "recovered" by the Jawas at about the same time, and was purchased by Luke's uncle at almost the same time. By the time Luke took posession of R2D2, Anakin may or may not have been able to claim ownership.

      So what you said was true, from a certain point of view.
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    3. Re:The R2-D2 cover-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the most painfully nerdy SW comments I've seen in quite some time, and on slashdot that's saying something ...

    4. Re:The R2-D2 cover-up by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      At that point, R2 was probably the property of the government of Naboo. As she was Senator in Epsiodes II and III, it is possible (although unlikely) that she would be assigned the same droid for her Senate transport. When she died, her belongings seem to have mostly gone to Captain Antilles. This would seem to include R2D2, although he was still tecchnically property of the government of Naboo.

      Of course, the government of Naboo at that point was subverted by the Galactic Empire, so it's safe to say that R2 at this point became captured equipment and passed into the ownership of the Rebel Alliance.

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  86. Even Fuzzier by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    This soldier is just on the emotional vanguard of one of the classic conceptual problems of this century.

    *This* robot has no feelings - but it's the forerunner of one that will. I have a deep instinct which informs me that "Silicon Intelligence is *NOT* quite as impossible as we pretend it is - it's our racial terror refusing to let us set ourselves to the task.

    One day my Car will also be intelligent! Just endow it with the S-I mind chip. I actually think cars with personalities can do wonders to relieve road fatigue.

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  87. Nobody said anything about a "get out free card" by DG · · Score: 1

    What is YOUR premise then - that all killing, no matter the purpose, is intrinsically immoral?

    If so, then we're at an impasse, because I make a distinction between killing in defense of the state in legal combat, and murder.

    There ARE bad guys. There ARE people who will do evil, and who can only be stopped by a carefully controlled act of violence. The execution of that violence - and the limitation of that violence to legitimate targets - is the purpose of the military.

    This is the elemental paradox of military service: that it requires a finely honed sense of personal morality such that, when called upon to execute the ultimate level of violence, the soldier can restrict himself to only the force necessary to do the job, against only the people who are legitimate targets. You are more likely to find that essential morality in volunteers than conscripts.

    Sadly, things don't always go as planned, and sometimes there are lapses. But we expect that those lapses will be dealt with harshly and in most cases they certainly are. A soldier who crosses the line between sheepdog and wolf is an abomination and a betrayal of the core values of the military profession.

    Even more sadly, sometimes there are mistakes and accidents, and the lethality of modern weaponry is so high that honest mistakes can have terrible consequences. We take all the precautions we can to prevent them, and if one happens, it is devastating to all involved.

    If you are attempting to portray soldiers as cold hearted killers for cash; men who chose to kill for money no matter the mission or the causus belli... well then sir, you are so fundamentally mistaken about the military ethos as to beggar description.

    DG

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  88. If only they had the same regard for humans by kennylogins · · Score: 1

    Guess we wouldn't need an army then though.

  89. Ask your cat about empathy... by ibn_khaldun · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this ability to empathize with non-human entities carried significant survival advantages. See poor starving little wild paleo-kitty, give paleo-kitty a bit of food, paleo-kitty sooner or later (ten minutes, max) starts hanging around, pretending affection, but also eating mice (an exceedingly useful function for cats if one happens to live in a rural environment) who otherwise would be eating into my carefully gathered grain supply.

    I understand dogs also have some utility, but my cat couldn't come up with any.

    So, it gets hard-wired -- pay attention to the feelings of those critters who might help you out -- and it is simple to see that extended to machines. Works the other way as well with machines -- is there any \.-er out there (programmers, at least) who hasn't smacked a machine at least once?

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  90. Stormtroopers? I mean, land mines? by zero1101 · · Score: 1

    "Land mines? Here? We're in danger. I must tell the others. Oh, no! I've been shot!"

  91. So, let me get this straight..... by Wookietim · · Score: 1

    The test was stopped because the person didn't want to "hurt" the robot any more. So, since the test would have to be completed before the robots were sent into the field, since the tester felt sympathy for a robot, humans were used a bit longer in the field. Is there a problem here?

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  92. Re:Nobody said anything about a "get out free card by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    Perhaps my metaphor confused you.

    You said: "the people responsible for the where and when and how of soldiers plying their trade is the responsibility of the civilian government" and "the onus on the government to ensure that it tasks its soldiers with only right and just missions is at it's penultimate."

    The "trade" and "tasks" in question here are killing people. The "responsibility" and "onus" here is placed on the "civilian government." Thus, you are inferring that volunteering for the army absolves the individual of responsibility for his actions.

    I'm not advocating absolute pacifism, a belief that humans are intrinsically good, or any other absolute beliefs like that. I just object to the assertion that an individual is not responsible for his actions as a member of a military organization.

  93. Cutoff point by Life700MB · · Score: 1


    A mouse? A salamander? A cricket? A water flea? A volvox? A paramecium? Where is the cutoff point?

    A mouse has a nervous system.

    A salamander? Has it.

    A cricket? Has it.

    A water flea? Has it.

    A volvox? Doesn't.

    A paramecium? Doesn't.

    The cutoff point is pretty clear for me.

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    1. Re:Cutoff point by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you credit a "nervous system", even one with just a few cells, like in daphnia, as being the key. Yet, I'd claim that slime molds respond to outside stimuli with more "thought" than daphnia do. Why require *specifically* a nervous system, when it's not the only way a being can "think"?

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    2. Re:Cutoff point by Fyz · · Score: 1

      Why not then argue that a household battery has a degree of sentience? After all, it has a reaction to its surroundings, in fundamentally the same way that a bacteria moves up into a glucose gradient. It's just chemistry, biophysically encoded programming, or in other words, a dynamic feedback system.

      I don't necessarily see that we must find a cutoff point, because placing such definitions is always greedy reductionism: you can't really rate organisms on a one-dimensional sentience scale, or for that matter a one-dimensional *anything* scale.

      But if pressed, I'd say that the US animal cruelty law has it down pretty well: the cutoff point is vertebrates, with a few notable exceptions like octopuses. The idea is that the complex central nervous systems such as those of vertebrates are required for the feedback necessary to give meaning at all to the concept of suffering.

    3. Re:Cutoff point by Rei · · Score: 1

      Because the degree of "response" in a battery is very simple and straightforward. There is no complexity. All we are, all our thoughts are, is a complex reaction cascade. Only the complexity separates us from the lower-order.

      Seriously, though -- how can you claim that elementary brains or nerve nets have more complex thought processing than slime molds? Slime molds can solve mazes. They break apart and reform as the situatio reqiures, yet when they're together, they act collectively as a single organism (often called a "slug"), with cells even committing apoptosis, forming into differentiated "tissues", and the like. They even "walk" collectively -- not just in any direction, but specifically toward the most likely places to find food. Think daphnia are that capable? Many don't even swim toward their prey; their eyes are just for predator avoidance. And there are creatures simpler than daphnia out there. Look at the hydra, for example. All you get out of them are localized reflex reactions; they don't even take the direction of stimuli into account when reacting.

      Neural nets are an excellent, very scalable way to process information. However, they're not the only one. They merely work through chemistry, just like a slime mold's processing of it's environment does. They "scale up" well, however, because they deliver their signals to a precise location. A system of hormonal triggers, like in a slime mold's "thinking", only works well on the small scale. Still, it's more impressive than what the simple brains of, say, hydra can pull off.

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  94. Where care about what we feel by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Not the feelings of our targets.

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  95. It's the bumper stickers, stupid by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    When I plaster my Ibanez with stickers, it becomes MY GUITAR, dude, no matter that it is identical to all the others. It is MINE!

    This soldier/robot story is not about compassion--it is about ownership and wishing you could be back in the States workin' 40-square saving up for performance parts and modding your rod and attracting girls on Friday nights.

    It's a Godforsaken Grease playing out in a hopeless situation. And of course the soldier brought the bot back on its last leg, or otherwise he'd have to drag ass out there and haul it back himself. Through a mine field.

    Either that, or those bots perform much better in mine fields than Iraqis with sticks...

  96. The real issue here is not bonding with bots by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Humans do this sort of thing all the time. That's not the real issue.

    The real issue here is that the decision-making loop is getting flattened. I don't want to point to the new Star Wars trilogy as an example of anything because it sucked dirty bongwater. The battledroids were ripped off from other sources, too. However, they will be the thing everyone thinks of when someone talkes about an unmanned fighting unit, a droid army.

    This is no longer speculative fiction, this is something coming up in the here and now. Will robots question illegal orders? During the Korean War, the US military had a standing policy of shooting refugee columns for fear of communist infiltrators. No Gun Ri was the sight of one such massacre. No one stood up to stop it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Gun_Ri Remember the Mai Lai Massacre? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mai_lai A US chopper pilot put his aircraft between the civilians and the soldiers and threatened to open fire if the massacre did not stop. He ended it.

    What happens when soldiers on the ground are no longer in the loop? What happens when the general in the bunker giving the orders is the last step and everything else plays out automatically?

    Now I'm sure some will argue back that robots have been killing people for years. A cruise missile is essentially a robot. We've had them go off course and kill civilians many, many times. Guided torpedoes, guided missiles, they're all remote weapons of war. We've been killing people by accident ever since the first thrown rock hit the wrong guy. Artillery is fired blindly. Bombs can go astray. What's the difference between a squad of creepy silver terminator robots blowing away a bunch of kids in a school vs. a bomb going astray and doing the same thing? Well, I would argue that this does not diminish the horror of the idea of killbots, it simply means we've become desensitized to the idea of "collateral damage."

    We fear beltway snipers at the gas station and then lock ourselves into speeding suicide machines on roads that kill more Americans each year than the combined toll of all the serial killers this century. We fear the thought of foreign terrorists coming over here and crashing airplanes into buildings our odds of dying from food poisoning or medical malpractice are far greater; you don't hear politicians getting elected with promises of making the FDA tougher.

    War is already too easy in this country. The government has done a marvelous job of insulating the masses from the true cost of the war. Few people can say they personally know someone who has died. Nobody can really appreciate the scale of the funding for this war or what it will caust this nation in the future. We're paying for it all with credit cards and to hell with tomorrow. And if it's this easy with 3500 dead and 20k wounded, how much eaiser will it be when only brown people die?

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  97. Re:Nobody said anything about a "get out free card by DG · · Score: 1

    Allow me to restate:

    The laws of armed conflict lay out the boundaries in which a soldier may act. Within these boundaries, killing is permissible.

    The responsibility of operating within these boundaries is that of the military, its military leadership, and ultimately, the individual soldier.

    A soldier who crosses out of these boundaries is personally responsible for his/her conduct (as is the leadership of that soldier).

    So in that sense, we agree, no, being a member of a military organization is not a blanket absolution for any acts that individual might commit.

    But the laying out of those boundaries and the assignation of various people as lying inside those boundaries is very much a civilian responsibility. The military needs to be able to trust that the missions it is assigned are just and right. If the mission is unjust, then those who need to be held accountable are the civilians who assigned the mission, not the soldiers who carried it out. (within certain limits eg rape is NEVER permissible, so a mission to "rape every person inside a certain village" is an illegal mission no matter who orders it)

    DG

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  98. Take Me Fishing... by objekt · · Score: 1
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  99. nooooo by nomadic · · Score: 1

    FLOYD!!!

  100. Re:Nobody said anything about a "get out free card by Aurisor · · Score: 1

    Your defense ultimately comes down to the classic "just following orders" position, and I recognize that it is a necessity of being in a professional army. If soldiers, in a very isolated situation, receive orders based on faulty intelligence and kill an innocent civilian, the soldiers clearly have done nothing wrong.

    However, you have to realize that by volunteering for the military you are *ENABLING* wars. Thus, you are culpable for the moral consequences of the war as a whole. A soldier's duty to the ideals constitution and the rest of humanity trumps any kind of military duty.

    To be succinct, any solider who knows of any kind of wrongdoing (from misrepresentation of a war's justification to corruption to waste of life to human rights abuses) and does not either 1) resign 2) expose the abuse 3) discretely try to stop and prevent the abuse is as guilty as if he had done it himself. Knowing complicity equals guilt, even if you're just cooking the damn meals. THAT's my point.

  101. Jeeps by firewort · · Score: 1

    In WWII, soldiers grew attached to their Jeeps, and anthropomorphised them as well.

    This is nothing new.

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  102. Silent Running predicted this 35 years ago! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    This was predicted in the 1972 movie Silent Running

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  103. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

    Actually, the reason we use the feminine gender to refer to ships is that in most European languages 'ship' has feminine grammatical gender. As to why they do it, I have no idea; apparently there are reasons why apples are feminine but little girls are neuter.

  104. Exocomps by stummies · · Score: 1

    Come on, not a single reference to Data, Lal, or Exocomps in this whole thread? Where am I?

  105. Johnny by penp · · Score: 1

    Number five is ALIIIIIVE!!!

  106. Not a One... by SixFactor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dug through all the replies (as of 1738 EDT), but not a one said a simple "Thanks."

    So with as much sincerity as I can express through this keyboard, I thank you for your service.

    I can only imagine the horror you've seen and the torment you're going through, but please do think about this: what you've seen, smelt, heard, done, or felt while on duty spared many here at home the experience of what you've gone through.

    I do not believe in coincidences: there is a reason another 9/11 hasn't happened here. As much as /.'ers mock the Federal government, the military, the TSA, or Homeland Security, I will never denigrate the efforts of those who at least try to keep that from happening again. Finally, for your consideration, as a father, you may be aware of a prayer that goes something like:

    "If there is to be war let it be in my time, so my children will know peace."

    So, I bid you Peace.

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    1. Re:Not a One... by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      Thank you, you cannot imagine how much little things like that mean to people like me. Yeah, I volunteered but not for the war in Iraq. I volunteered to fight as necessary so that my kids could have the chance for peace in their lifetime, to help pay for school that I wouldn't have been able to go to, and to get out of a dead end town and make something for myself. Because of the military I'm one of the very very few success stories that ever came out of my hometown. So thank you for at least understanding that not everything is as starkly black and white as some people in this place seem to think it is.

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    2. Re:Not a One... by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      By the way I chose sheepdog.

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    3. Re:Not a One... by Hal9000_sn3 · · Score: 1

      You are welcome.

  107. Re:caring about things that keep you alive isnt ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all cultures refer to ships and countries as 'she'; your parochialism is showing. To Germans, their country is the Fatherland -- although das Vaterland is neuter, while Switzerland is feminine and Iraq is masculine; in Polish, countries can be masculine, feminine, or neuter, and 'the fatherland' (ojczyzna) is feminine. And in the Soviet Union, for example, warships were referred to as 'he'.

  108. This has been going on for millenia by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why do you think ships are referred to as "she"?

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  109. Arrgh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a machine you f**k-wit! Its job is to be destroyed so you wont be.

  110. It's from an oft-recycled T.R. quote. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
    Interesting historical reference, actually.

    It's derived from a Theodore Roosevelt quote.

    "If in 1861 the men who loved the Union had believed that peace was the end of all things, and war and strife the worst of all things, and had acted up to their belief, we would have saved hundreds of thousands of lives, we would have saved hundreds of millions of dollars. Moreover, besides saving all the blood and treasure we then lavished, we would have prevented the heartbreak of many women, the dissolution of many homes, and we would have spared the country those months of gloom and shame when it seemed as if our armies marched only to defeat. We could have avoided all this suffering simply by shrinking from strife. And if we had thus avoided it, we would have shown that we were weaklings, and that we were unfit to stand among the great nations of the earth."
    Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919). Speech before the Hamilton Club, Chicago, April 10, 1899.
    It's been used many times since then, usually to refer to the cost of a war on those prosecuting it. Cumulatively, "blood and treasure" are the sum cost of a war; the human cost and the material costs.

    I specifically didn't use the word "money," because I didn't mean money; I was speaking more generally about the total material cost of a war, which is not just the cost in hard currency, but also in equipment and material, training dollars, missed opportunities, diverted resources, inflated goods prices due to trade disruption, and everything else.

    But however, I think you have a point in that it may be becoming clichéd. I'll have to get more creative in the future.
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    1. Re:It's from an oft-recycled T.R. quote. by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      I specifically didn't use the word "money," because I didn't mean money; I was speaking more generally about the total material cost of a war, which is not just the cost in hard currency, but also in equipment and material, training dollars, missed opportunities, diverted resources, inflated goods prices due to trade disruption, and everything else.

      Hmm. Most of the things you list there are money to all intents and purposes, but I take your point; you're talking about (to be cold-hearted and vile for a moment) fundamentally illiquid assets. You can't field a new combat-ready brigade or build an aircraft carrier overnight for any amount of money, any more than you can get babies faster by throwing more women at the problem. I do think "treasure" is a crappy descriptor for such things, though. "Stockpiles" is closer, but lacks a certain oratorical je ne sais quoi.

      In any case, thanks for the enlightenment. Have a notional +1 Informative on me.

      (WTF was Roosevelt sabre-rattling about in 1899, anyway? The Spanish-American War?)

    2. Re:It's from an oft-recycled T.R. quote. by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      But however, I think you have a point in that it may be becoming clichéd. I'll have to get more creative in the future.

      Lymph and real estate FTW!

  111. Neat, thanks. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Fascinating. Still not sure I'm going to try that one at home, but good to know.

    (Incidentally, my grandmother taught me the trick that's described in the WP article as a way of telling if a pan is too hot to put oil into, without putting the oil in and waiting to see if it smokes. If water skitters across it, it's probably above the smoke point of [olive] oil, and you should let it cool for a second or two before pouring it in. I had never known the name of the effect, though.)

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  112. What? by no1nose · · Score: 1



    Is it April 1st already?

  113. That's not the right thing by el_munkie · · Score: 1

    When you join the military, you swear an oath to go out and do whatever the current commander-in-chief tells you to do, as long as it doesn't violate the Geneva Conventions. Watada seems like a relatively smart guy, he should have known this going in. Anyone who has paid attention to reality for 30 seconds in his life would have been aware that the United States' record on international conflicts has been spotty at best for the last forty years, and that joining the military could involve *gasp* being sent to fight a war. So, Watada owes the US taxpayer whatever he has been paid up to this point and possibly a few years in the brig.

    1. Re:That's not the right thing by Hatta · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between fighting a war of self defense and an illegal war of foreign aggression. Signing up for one shouldn't mean you have to fight the other. Given how costly the Iraq war has been, if anyone owes the taxpayers anything it's those who went over there and wasted billions of dollars and thousands of lives for no reason.

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  114. What about pilots? by ghoul · · Score: 1

    A grunt has to kill or be killed so he can easily justify the deaths he causes but what about pilots, submariners, missile techs, predator pilots etc who kill when they personally are in no physical danger. How do these people live with themselves?

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  115. It's called being "in shock" by GodInHell · · Score: 1

    If my arm blew off, I would be screaming in pain. Then I would think of the pain of losing my arm for the rest of my life. And maybe of how much surgery I'm about to go through to fix this problem and how much pain there is going to be involved in that. Reports from people who have experience in your hypothetical disagree.

    The body fails to acknowledge traumatic stimula that will cause the mind to fail in the midst of danger. Or in plain terms, when you get your arm blown off, unless you look at it and get scared, you may not even notice for a few minutes. Other things - like running away from danger - will own your brain until you have time to realize your prediciment and break the smooth functioning of millenia worth of evelutionairy programing.

    -GiH

  116. We should get Microsoft to work on this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are feeling agony in your crushed left arm: Cancel or Allow?

  117. teach the soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why not teach give the soldiers some insight into how the robots have been constructed - you know, the basics, like logic gates, programming, that sort of thing. Maybe once they see that's it's all just ones, zeros and pre-determined responses they might get the point that a chunk of metal, plastic and silicon aint even close to human/animal (or even plant).

  118. But by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    thats half my point. Do they have those emotion, or are they just really good actors? If you think of an animal as a huge chemical aggregate, and you don't think it has a soul or any other related exceptional qualities, its not much different from a robot programmed to look sad when you don't play with it. The animal is programmed to.

    Not that I don't have pets and wouldn't feel different if they died vs some battlefield robot died, but I'm just saying the thought experiment is clean, and that feeling of mine may be irrational.

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    1. Re:But by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      You could say that just as well about people.

    2. Re:But by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      Well but the idea is that people have souls. I don't know about you (technically speaking) but I am conscious... so that makes me different than just a chemical aggregate. But while I'm willing to extend that same uniqueness to you, because you are similar enough to me, it's not obvious whether it should be extended to animals.

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  119. The Soul of the Mark III Beast by jen3505 · · Score: 1

    A similar story to the soldiers':

    http://junkerhq.net/MGS2/MarkIII.html

  120. Alex, the Grey parrot followup by sponga · · Score: 1

    here are some interesting links about this organization

    http://www.alexfoundation.org/
    http://www.123compute.net/dreaming/knocking/alex.h tml

  121. OT: Roosevelt in 1899 "Strenuous Life" speech by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    (WTF was Roosevelt sabre-rattling about in 1899, anyway? The Spanish-American War?)

    Well, in the speech he was obviously referencing the Civil War, but I think it's real point was calling out the Republican leadership at the time for their isolationism and (arguable) complacency and smugness in victory over Spain in the recently-concluded Spanish-American War (and in which he was a hero). The speech is usually referred to as the "Strenuous Life" speech; if you Google it you'll turn up the text and much analysis. But I think it's generally understood as a call for the United States to take up a more active, aggressive foreign policy, particularly versus the declining European empires.

    Ironically, the speech didn't go over too well with the conservative leadership, and depending on who you believe, may have cost Roosevelt -- then the Governor of NY -- a lot of his support within his party. (The fact that he was generally rocking the boat and upsetting the well-oiled machine of NY politics probably didn't help, either.) They pretty much forced him to take the nomination for Vice President to incumbent McKinley, a weak position (compared to governorship of NY) which might have been the end of his political career, except that President McKinley got himself assassinated... and we all know the rest.

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  122. Hookay, Yeaaah.... by Cadallin · · Score: 1
    Anybody else think that this may just represent soldiers becoming increasing unhinged and mentally unbalanced through being in the stress of a Combat situation over time? Developing that kind of emotional attachment to inanimate objects could just be a sign of hallucinations from emergent schizophrenia, or generally strange behavior from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (i.e. "Shellshock") I mean, I've spoken with plenty of people from the Vietnam generation. The guys that went over there became pretty loopy very often.

    This could be useful data about a design flaw in mine-seeking robots. It could very well be that its a bad idea to have them behave like wounded animals. If only because its just another thing to aggravate stress responses in the soldiers using them. If its going to remind them of a wounded dog or cat, I can easily see how that might happen.

  123. Some robots may "feel pain", most don't... by mbessey · · Score: 1

    It's been quite a while since I worked on any significant industrial robotics projects (10 years?), but a large number of the robots I was familiar with in the 90's didn't have much of anything in the way of "self-preservation" sensors. It was (and probably still is) easy to program them to smash themselves to bits, even accidentally. The problem isn't quite as simple as you might think.

    In the specific example you gave, a clutch and/or a thermal cutoff on the motors would probably keep them from burning up, but if you programmed that same robot to pick up the heaviest object it could lift and drop it on its control cabinet, it'd happily do so. Similarly, having an arm that's carrying a lot of weight whirl around at the highest possible speed then suddenly stopping it could easily bend something.

    You can read about my last experience with a semi-suicidal robot on my blog. I thought it was pretty funny, after I figured out I hadn't broken anything.

  124. You guys are slipping by cgenman · · Score: 1

    I can't believe nobody's posted this yet.

    "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots."

  125. Re:Nobody said anything about a "get out free card by servognome · · Score: 1

    However, you have to realize that by volunteering for the military you are *ENABLING* wars.
    You do realize that by voluntarily participating in commerce (beyond basic human necessities) you are also *ENABLING* wars. If you feel the government is committing wrongdoing, you should resign your job so that you don't have to pay tax money that funds the unjust war.
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  126. Bonding in battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a well known phenomenon that men (and I'm guessing women too, but the article I'm remembering didn't explicitly state it) in "battle situations" bond together as a group - a common unification against an enemy of their group regardless of what their personal differences are. One explanation of this is that this behaviour solidified tribes together, as those that didn't do that were wiped out by those that did. Often you see or hear about soldiers who feel some kind of kinship with other soldiers - united by their experiences and the like. It makes for good teamwork.

    It sounds to me like this is a relatively powerful instinct, and one that the armed forces depends on - the man in the test knows that the robot is a replacable non-sentient machine, but when he sees it taking damage something in his head is saying "that's a team member being wounded", or similar - something or someone directly under his control taking damage that he can avoid inflicting. It's not something he wants to watch.

    I think the question for the armed forces is whether or not to recognise this situation. do they create more expensive robots that are more useful, that the soldiers do bond with in this way, and will help to protect it, or do they create swarms of inexpensive robots that are shown to be expendable and try to educate the soldiers to not bond with them becuase they're just a grenade strapped to a remote-controlled buggy? Do they do some of both, and if yes, how do they educate which to bond with and which not to bond with?

  127. Inhumanity of war by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    I suspect the problem here was not the robot losing limbs, but that it could potentially make the soldiers realise that they are treated as similarly disposable on a battlefield. Sure, you don't send a well-trained, well-armed soldier to die on a dumb mine in a field when you can send a robot, but when things get too complex for a robot? Yep, soldiers play the same role.

  128. Thought provoking by sherriw · · Score: 1

    Wow, one of the most interesting articles I've read in a while. I always used to wonder, when watching movies like I, Robot, how humans would let it get to that point. But if you think about it, it's not like one day a big company tries to sell you a synthetic human housekeeper. It starts with things like these military robots and those automatic floor sweepers and the robo-toys you can buy today. Then it slowly evolves so that you're always telling yourself: "well it's not so different from what I have now...".

    I wonder at what point will we have to start seriously considering hard coding the 3 laws or something similar?

    In the end I think it will be good for humans to have an artificial intelligent life to co-exist with. We are always dreaming about meeting an alien species to learn from etc.... but instead we might someday invent a companion "species", and despite all the Matrix/I Robot fear-mongering... we might actually grow as a species ourselves from interacting with an artificial intelligence. If we were to lose our ability to empathize with things like animals or robots, don't we lose a bit of what makes us human?

  129. "Hired Killers?" by jamrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hired killers feeling empathy with a machine...
    Hired killers? Is that your view of those who serve in the military? Soldiers kill if duty demands it, not because they enjoy it. Same with cops. By your definition, they're "hired killers" too. On behalf of my former Army and Marine Corps comrades, FUCK YOU.
    1. Re:"Hired Killers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    2. Re:"Hired Killers?" by Pentagram · · Score: 1, Troll

      Hired killers? Is that your view of those who serve in the military?

      Soldiers are paid, so they are "hired" in a sense, and the ultimate aim of the military is to kill. "Hired killers" is an accurate term.

      On behalf of my former Army and Marine Corps comrades, FUCK YOU.

      Good to see hired killers have no problems with mental stability.

    3. Re:"Hired Killers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you and your jarhead buddies too.

  130. Title by jfodale · · Score: 1

    *Reads Title*

    *Checks Date for April 1st*

    *Thinks to self: "WTF?"*

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  131. C3PO as a work companion by Dareth · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was in the military and needed to clear a mine field, then yes, C3PO sounds perfect.

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    1. Re:C3PO as a work companion by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Only if you'd already, umm, expended Jar-Jar Binks.

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    2. Re:C3PO as a work companion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C3PO would argue about being sent into the minefield, and when he finally did go, he'd get all his limbs blown off. R2D2 would faithfully run straight out into the minefield. When he hit a mine, he'd get thrown 20 feet, then make some smoke and funny beeps, but he'd be fine.

      So actually, R2D2 would be perfect. Also, this discussion is officially the geekiest moment of my entire life. Time to activate cloaking, er, I mean post anonymously...

  132. robot vehicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reminded of the Keith Laumer short story "Field Test", where the Bolo (cybernetic tank) charges against hopeless odds, and breaks the enemies morale, causing them to flee. Shortly before completely crashing, the commanding officer asked why the tank had continued the charge knowing he'd be destroyed, since it basically seemed like the test was a failure. The tank's response? "For the Honor of the Regiment"

  133. How can it be fair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not allowed to use the Nuremburg principles (which were cetred on the conceintious objection of illegal commands by the military heirachy) and also unable to defend himself with either his proofs that the war was illegal (which is why he is allowed to disobey a command) or with the first ammendment (which says that he is allowed to say "I do not believe this war is legal" without being punished: another leg of the case against him).

    So he's been denied any form of defence apart from "I did not have to go" "Why?" "Um, because".

  134. Inhumane to machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Poor mines.

  135. I'm going to disagree with you here... by DG · · Score: 1

    ...in that I think that it really is your *duty*, as a citizen of a representative democracy, to participate in the political process by voting.

    The core issue here is that while autocratic governments can be very efficient when run with a wise and enlightenedly benevolent hand, the probability of wisdom and enlightened benevolence arising in an autocratic ruler is very small. Even if you do get lucky and get one, the problem of succession is a real and dangerous one - societies rarely outlast a "the Great" in their leadership.

    And while the payoff from a "good" autocrat is very large, the penalty from a bad one is equally large; potentially (and catastrophically) enormous.

    By spreading political power out amongst the people, representative democracy seeks to place limits on the excesses. It makes it more difficult to get a "the Great" in power (and once there, he is nowhere near as effective as he might had he access to less fettered expressions of power) but the tradeoff is that you also limit (and theoretically, at least) prevent the arrival of a "the Terrible" holding the reins of power.

    And in the modern age, with access to modern media and modern weapons, the impact of a "the Terrible" is potentially far worse than it has ever been throughout history. Think of how much destruction Hitler unleashed with just 1940s technology. It is very much in humanity's best interests to put strict limits on would-be "Terribles".

    "Terribles" are, almost by definition, extremists. Extremists are not necessarily loners; it doesn't seem to be difficult to collect groups of them. And "extremist" doesn't mean "stupid" - they are quite capable of performing intelligent analysis on their situation and manipulating the system to their own ends.

    In a representative democracy, that means they vote, and they do everything they can to encourage (or dupe, or intimidate) like-minded people or weak-minded people into voting along with them.

    If more reasonable or more moderate people choose not to vote, they are effectively making each extremists vote more powerful. Not voting really is a vote for the motivated extremist.

    But that's not all.

    Politicians in a representative democracy take their cues from the citizenry; they choose courses of action most likely to win them votes (or least likely to lose them votes) In theory, this should limit excesses because excessive behavior should be met with a staggering loss of votes from the moderates (or perhaps even a staggeringly large effort, headed by the moderates, to remove them from office by more direct methods than waiting for the next scheduled election (like impeachment). If, however, moderates do nothing, then excessive behavior is *rewarded* and thus encouraged.

    If you, as a moderate, take no political action, you are disabling the core self-limiting effect that is the major purpose of a representative democracy, and essentially turning over control of your country to the extremists.

    It is you duty as a citizen to protect the country from the extremists. The current state of affairs is your PERSONAL responsibility - after all, the people in power are your PERSONAL representatives. They take their actions in YOUR name.

    I agree with you that it is damn near impossible to pick a "right" party; the choice always does seem to come down to a choice between the Turd Sandwich and the Giant Douche. In these cases, pick the lesser of two evils. But pick! Otherwise, you turn over operation of YOUR country to the extremists.

    DG

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    1. Re:I'm going to disagree with you here... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      ROFL! Yes, a Turd Sandwich or Giant Douche were the candidates I was staring at during the last election IMO, but you make a very good argument FOR dutifully voting. Perhaps part of my reluctance to lend my vote to the representative process of government we live in is due in part to my age, possibly in part due to my lack of understanding of the political process in general, partly just due to my personality, or potentially harmfully, because I can tend to be lazy about things I think are a waste of my time - whether they are or are not a waste of my time.

      I'll keep this all in mind during the upcoming 2008 election and see what kinds of philosophical changes of heart I may have this time around since I'm guaranteed that there will at least be a new leader in charge thanks to the forethought of reducing the amount of time that any one Turd Ferguson is allowed to rule.

  136. A future we don't really want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope bots will never become too intelligent to surpass us as they did in the novels written by Isaac Asimov. // Artem S. Tashkinov

  137. Simple fix by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Make the robot react in a non-pained way. Wouldn't the soldiers feel better about a robot which went out into the minefield, got five out of six legs blown off, then pulled itself back to safety with the last one, muttering imprecations and flashing a light saying "PC LOAD LEGS"? Or how about one which sang mine-exploding ditties while it stomped up and down? Or one that detected explosions and responded with fightin'-type words?