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  1. Kim Kool on Scientists Create Artificial Meat · · Score: 1

    "A long, tall, delicious glass of Meat"

    No, thanks, I like my food to have at least a genus, and preferably a species, associated with it.

  2. Re:since the summary was a little vague on Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Fake Chips To US Navy · · Score: 5, Funny

    you forgot anal leakage.

    No, but God knows, I have tried.

  3. Re:we still make vacumm cleaners? on Man Pleads Guilty To Selling Fake Chips To US Navy · · Score: 1

    J. Edgar Hoover was the head of the FBI for years.

  4. Re:is it sending a stream of neutrinos? on STEREO Satellites Spot Solar Flare Tsunami · · Score: 1

    I'll buy that for a dollar!

  5. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Where Are Your Contact Lens Displays? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "No, Boss, I wasn't sleeping, I was playing pocket pool with Jenna Jameson."

  6. Re: Products on Wal-Mart, Amazon Battle For Online Retail's Future · · Score: 1

    Customs brokerage. A company that handles the ugly part of the import/export business, the dealing with the government part.

  7. Re:Decisions, decisions... on Police Arrest Man For Refusing To Tweet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The enemy of your enemy is not your friend.

  8. Re:Oh great - that love letter from the IRS on English Shell Code Could Make Security Harder · · Score: 1

    You think thats exceptional, after I read that my head morphed into a facsimile of Ballmer's 0:`-( ))

    Ah, the "Night Elf Chair Grenade"

  9. Re:That instruction is .......... on Building a 32-Bit, One-Instruction Computer · · Score: 1

    So, the mice beat everyone to it?

  10. Re:conflict of interest on Laser Weapon Shoots Down Airplanes In Test · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I am not flying on anything made by Airbus now!

  11. Re:Sue Me AT&T!! on AT&T Loses First Legal Battle Against Verizon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't believe that joke has legs

  12. Re:Wha? on Two Sunken Japanese Submarines Found Off Hawaii · · Score: 1

    Actually, they are quite similar in principle. There are some differences in how they are set up, but the front end is much the same.

  13. And this, boys and girls.... on Bernie Madoff's Programmers Arrested · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is why you write in bash, and only key it in on the command line.

  14. Re:Wha? on Two Sunken Japanese Submarines Found Off Hawaii · · Score: 1

    True. However, the post was present tense, so that was how I formed my reply. I will grant that at the time Whittle was working on his engine nobody was thinking of the various applications we have now.

  15. Re:In the year 2199... on Two Sunken Japanese Submarines Found Off Hawaii · · Score: 2, Informative

    Go rent Starblazers. It will all become clear.

  16. Re:Wha? on Two Sunken Japanese Submarines Found Off Hawaii · · Score: 1

    Helicopters. Tanks. Nit-pick if you want that a turbo-shaft engine is not the same as a "jet" engine, the idea is the same.

  17. Re:Just so nobody fucks up the units from the star on Rosetta Fly-By To Probe "Pioneer Anomaly" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, Mars is one thing, but if this hits Earth, it could wipe out the dinosaurs all over again!

  18. Re:MS SteadyState on Easing the Job of Family Tech Support? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the first time I refer to my mother as "shithead" will most likely be the last time I ever do anything.

  19. Re:You Americans must be very different on How Vulnerable Is Our Power Grid? · · Score: 1

    Hey, when you are an American, you do things in a big way. Right now, we are just seeing how super-sized we can do fear and panic. Don't worry, we will soon get bored with this too, and find something else to concentrate on.

  20. Re:So... the solution is more nukes? on 10% of US Energy Derived From Old Soviet Nukes · · Score: 1

    Well, some people have tried to freeze them, but with mixed results.

  21. Re:Random Strawman: not the same as topical eye-po on Glenn Beck Loses Dispute Over Parody Domain · · Score: 1

    Or, as Daddy used to say, "Never get in a pissing contest with a skunk."

  22. The machine that goes "Ding!" on Attack of the PowerPoint-Wielding Professors · · Score: 1

    I remember those. Both the slide and filmstrip versions. And, yes, you are showing your age.

    Do you remember the math programs with the 16 RPM records that presented the test?

    I also had one of those "dual action" professors. Also, one that would make arrows on the chalkboard for what we now call bullet points. They looked, well, rude. "====D" is about as close as I can get on a keyboard.

  23. Re:Really? on What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity? · · Score: 1

    Oh, I like Chinese. Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

  24. The Mouse on Multi-Button OpenOfficeMouse At OOoCon 2009 · · Score: 0

    "Here is the deal. You touch any button on this mouse, and I will give you a dollar. But somewhere, someone you don't know will have their Windows server die."

    click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click.....

  25. Re:Really? on What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity? · · Score: 1

    The Lacey Act.