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  1. Re:World War III - The Cyber War on Google Attackers Identified as Chinese Government · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cue the footage of automatic weapons fire at Interop, with servers and monitors getting the shit shot out of them, banners falling, booth babes running for cover, glass, smoke, and flames everywhere, and not a single attendee getting hit.

  2. Re:It's there to tell the OS on Does Your PC Really Need a SysRq Button Anymore? · · Score: 1

    This key is mandated to mean nothing, therefore it can mean anything, or indeed, everything.

    So, is this Philosophy, or Quantum Theory?

  3. Re:Caps Lock Key on Does Your PC Really Need a SysRq Button Anymore? · · Score: 1

    BTW, on a completely different point, other than to get "god mode" in Doom, why the frick do we have a tilde key? Maybe programmers should get their own keyboard.

    In order to launch vi from inside mail, of course!

  4. Re:Uh huh. on Google Applies To Become Energy Marketer · · Score: 1

    Hey, just what you see, Pal.

  5. Battle of New Orleans on Making a Liquid Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 1

    Ol' Hick'ry said "You kin take 'em by surprise,
    If you just fire yer musket at the pupils of their eyes"

  6. Re:How secure is secured? on USA Has More Open Wi-Fi Hotspots Than EU · · Score: 2, Funny

    She could like sports, 'ey? 'ey? Know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge!

  7. New tag on DRM and the Destruction of the Book · · Score: 1

    Isn't it about time for a "Oh-no-it's-Cory" tag?

  8. Re:Too bad we don't have rules to deal with this on Midwest Seeing Red Over 'Green' Traffic Lights · · Score: 1

    This was on my driver's test. The answer(s) are, yield to the car on the right; if two cars are facing each other, they can go at the same time, except one car turning yields to the one going straight; if four cars arrive at the same time, the one on the north has the right of way.

  9. Re:Too bad we don't have rules to deal with this on Midwest Seeing Red Over 'Green' Traffic Lights · · Score: 1

    Well, it would help to identify all the photosensitive epileptics on the road!

  10. Focusin! on Ginkgo Doesn't Improve Memory Or Cognitive Skills · · Score: 1

    Bart never took ginkgo biloba for a reason!

  11. Re:Delusional on A Decade of Dreadful Microsoft Ads · · Score: 1

    Well, mine seems to use them as management. Is that better, or worse?

  12. Let's make a deal on Not Enough Women In Computing, Or Too Many Men? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Company-paid pizza and a soda, or fix it yourself.

  13. Re:Water on Computer Scientist Looks At ICBM Security · · Score: 1

    You are a fool, Badenov.
    First, you have to kill moose and squirrel.

  14. Re:Someone need a timeout? on Why Movies Are Not Exactly Like Music · · Score: 1

    Ok, that did sound harsh. It's a Friday. How can anyone be mad on a Friday?

  15. Re:Jim Bob and Michelle Plus 18 on Why Movies Are Not Exactly Like Music · · Score: 1

    It's called playing along. Maybe you should keep your whoosh.

  16. Re:Gloomy? on Why Movies Are Not Exactly Like Music · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if the big centralized studios vanished and we just had independent filmmakers left I don't think I'd shed any tears.

    You say that now, but how are you going to feel when there are no big studios left to greenlight "Cheaper by the Dozen 3"?

    Ecstatic?

  17. Re:I'm surprised by this on Children Using Technology Have Better Literacy Skills · · Score: 1

    At least they are smart enough to know they can't communicate in writing. I used to be at a company that, while not putting out the company newsletter in 1337, would crank it out full of spelling and grammar errors. It made one cringe to know customers were reading this thing and judging the people at the company from it.

  18. Re:puhlease indeed on Google Tries Not To Be a Black Hole of Brilliance · · Score: 1

    What a self-congratulatory, onanistic piece of gloat that is!

    Yeah. It may be a true story, but telling it in public makes him sound like a dick.

  19. Fuzzbuster on FCC Lets Radar Company See Through Walls · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How long before someone markets a radar detector for the home or office?

  20. Normal Reaction on Woman Makes Bomb Threat So Boss Won't Miss Flight · · Score: 1

    Someone told her the in-flight movie was "Ishtar."

  21. Re:Code Name is Offensive on Intel Shows 48-Core x86 Processor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you making up imaginary animals again?

  22. Re:Huh? on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of Joseph Lucas, Prince of Darkness?

    That's why the Brits drink warm beer--Lucas makes the refrigerators!

    Didn't he invent the short-circuit?

  23. Re:I'm writing this comment from 2017 on LHC Knocked Out By Another Power Failure · · Score: 1

    I hate premature copyright violation. There should be a pill for that.

  24. Re:I just cracked it! on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 1

    It means the Visitors are trying to poison us all.

  25. Re:To all of you offtopiccers! on Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Why? Are you in one of these places?

    [it is a violation of the Agreement and this AUP to]use the Service in Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Sudan and Syria