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  1. Wait a second... on No IPv6 For UK Broadband Users · · Score: 1

    AAISP Blogspot

    Hold on...

    AAISP - Broadband you can work with

    Waaaaaaaait...

    Andrews & Arnold Ltd is a telephone service provider in the UK...

    Can anybody say FUD business tactics?

  2. Re:"right" ? on China Wants UN To Help Trace Sources On Internet · · Score: 1
  3. What, did you... on Hacking Esquire's E-ink Cover · · Score: 1

    Really expect to get your cake and hack it into something awesome too?

  4. Re:Quark on Physicists Discover "Doubly Strange" Particle · · Score: 1

    Quark tentacle zatex porn? Quark robot orgies? Quark bondage and tentacles? The possibilities are endless.

  5. Re:Quark on Physicists Discover "Doubly Strange" Particle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two on top and one on the bottom, what a horrible orgy.

  6. Re:History repeats.. on Councils Recruit Unpaid Volunteers To Spy On Their Neighbors · · Score: 1

    What's a Britian? Is it some sort of country in the east?

  7. I for one... on Smart Self-Service Scales · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Welcome our new, intelligent, self-service checkout scale overlords...

  8. Re:Oh for the love of... on Violent Video Gaming Comes To the Wii · · Score: 1

    Oh. The more you know.

  9. Re:Who cares what they think? on Violent Video Gaming Comes To the Wii · · Score: 1

    and what are they going to do about it?

    At first I was going to say 'Streisand effect', but 'Rockstar effect' works better in this situation

  10. Oh for the love of... on Violent Video Gaming Comes To the Wii · · Score: 1
    Pressure groups sometimes makes me want to go get a Caution Sign and stab it through someones head.

    "spoil" the Wii.'

    Call me stupid, but aren't you supposed to get permission (licensing rights) from Nintendo first (logo's, usage etc) before you develop a game?
    Just wondering, since I have no idea how that works

  11. Re:Smart earned money... on Literacy Bridge Founder Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1
    I have a Homer Simpson mug with the good old motivational:

    Efficiency: Work smarter, not harder

    It has Homer sitting back on his chair whilst a bird-bobby thingy presses the ctrl key :V

  12. Re:Well let's just be honest here on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    Whilst I don't think the Elven High Council will approve of it, the citizens of the Elven land probably won't notice much of a difference other than the fact that their unicorns have been replaced with plain, thoroughbred horses with paper-mache horns glued on top. But a horse is a horse, so I think they'll understand and come to terms with it eventually.

  13. Re:Well let's just be honest here on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 5, Funny

    how did the weight and build quality of the two machines compare?

    I took apart a HP laptop, and it was made of components (transistors, capacitors, circuit board, gold linings and such), you know, the boring usual result of the miniturisation process. When I took apart a Mac, I stumbled upon a world was full of little elves and unicorns who were playing on rolling green hills surrounded by snow-tipped mountains and fields of beautiful flowers that danced in the wind like a Russian ballereena. There was also a rainbow or two there as well.
    The HP laptop was surprisingly a little bit heavier, but that's to be expected. Mactops were sprinkled with faerie dust for taking off most of the weight.

  14. Re:Eh on Are US Voters Informed Enough About Science? · · Score: 1

    FOR THE HORDE.

  15. Eh on Are US Voters Informed Enough About Science? · · Score: 1

    Not enough science in the Election? Just make voters name the periodic table to vote.
    Though, I fail to see how knowing science makes you able to make rational decisions.

  16. Re:tin foil hats on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    I once saw a Sherrif blow the tires off of a car with a shotgun.

  17. Re:Denial-of-service anyone? on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    I think you've stumbled onto something.

    Car Porn.
    Think about it.

  18. Re:Still waiting for robot cars on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    Keeps pesky crocodiles away too.

  19. Re:Still waiting for robot cars on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    How long before it springs you out of your car and runs over your skull? :[

  20. Re:Still waiting for robot cars on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    Skynet in your car? Lets hope it doesn't launch the hood up while you're driving...

  21. Re:And soon... on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 1

    Derp. *Movie and Music

  22. And soon... on EU Reserves a Frequency For Talking Cars · · Score: 4, Funny

    The RI/MPAA will be suing car providers for allowing illegal C2C movie sharing. :V

  23. Re:Firsssssssst Posssssssst on Digitizing Rare Vinyl · · Score: 1

    Oh, I thought you were talking about the MP3s on the site :v That'll teach me not to read the parent.

  24. Re:Firsssssssst Posssssssst on Digitizing Rare Vinyl · · Score: 1

    4000 Mp3's at about 2.3-4.5mb per file get to somewhere around the 9-13gb mark

  25. Re:What I want to know... on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    Vessels of chemicals were all over the furniture and the floor, authorities said.

    So it was his lack of tidiness that got him arrested? :O