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  1. Re:When I hear the name 'Urge', I think of... on Windows Media Player 11 and Urge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interesting. When I hear "Urge", I think of someone badly needing to use the toilet.

  2. Re:Ideas for NASA on NASA Seeking Innovative Ideas from Public · · Score: 1

    As long as we're dreaming, someone send them Bill Hicks' suggestion:

    Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

    hey, it's worth a shot.

  3. Re:Wow. on London 2006, Meet London 1984 · · Score: 1

    I certainly don't hope I'm the only person who finds this incredibly creepy.

    The big advantage is that excesses like this are bound to produce a backlash against cameras watching the public.

    Just wait until the tabloids figure out that paedophiles can use this to 'watch' kids from the comfort of their homes. It's a PR nightmare waiting to happen.

  4. Re:It's a sign of the times, I tell you! on Convicted Hacker Adrian Lamo Refuses to Give Blood · · Score: 1

    Reactionary fuckwits used to die in bar brawls

    Not too long ago they might drive a cab!

    Nowadays they have slashdot accounts.

    Really, what is the world coming to?

  5. Re:First tell us what it does on Microsoft To Automate Malware Classification · · Score: 1

    >take a 'holistic approach'

    translation: An old hippy will come to your house, place a couple of crystals on your keyboard and start a Mongolian throat singing session to realign the chakras of your hard drive.

  6. Re:But does it report the authors to the governmen on Self-Censoring 'Chinese Wikipedia' Launched · · Score: 1

    Does it record the origin of the offending articles and report them to the government, or merely deletes othe offending articles?

    Ah the age old question of the Google model versus the Yahoo! model. Feels like 1999 all over again.

  7. Re:What has happened to Microsoft? on Microsoft Customers Balk at Hard Sell · · Score: 1

    Have they forgotten how effective BRIBING people can be?

    Gates didn't become the richest man in the world by giving money away.

  8. Re:Saddened on Apple vs Apple -- Judgment Day · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, how fair is it to ban a company from an entire industry?

  9. Finally... on J.J. Abrams To Direct New 'Star Trek' Film · · Score: 1

    The movie will be set at Starfleet Academy and will feature younger versions of James T. Kirk and Spock, chronicling their first meeting at the Academy and their first outer space mission.

    Star Trek Babies!

  10. Re:at least he admits it's brainwash on Ballmer Babies Banned From iPods and Google · · Score: 1

    What is this groupthink you speak of? I was going to follow your link, but dad won't let me.

  11. Re:OK, but... on 48 Core Vega 2 in the Making · · Score: 1

    I love the term "ego shooter" instead of "first person shooter". It perfectly captures the attitude of the average FPS enthusiast.

  12. I knew it! on Electrical Noise Causing Physiological Stress? · · Score: 4, Funny

    'If electricity were flowing in a constant way, most people's bodies would likely adapt, but with all the interference from modern devices, the resulting fields are too variable for people to get used to.'

    It's a plot by the Edison company to bring back DC power!
    Luckily I'm wearing my AFDB.

  13. Re:Musical theater on LOTR Jumps the Shark · · Score: 1

    Oh I don't know:


    Spiders and Gandalf
    And crossing tall mountains

    Demons on horseback
    And hobbits and halflings

    Wandering forests and magical rings
    These are a few of my favorite things...

  14. Re:Criminal? Yes. on Al-Qaeda Hacker Caught · · Score: 1

    He's only been charged, not yet convicted, until that time calling him a criminal is simply wrong. No matter who he is.

  15. Double helix in the sky tonight... on Scientists Find Doublehelix at Center of Milky Way · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Behold the predictive powers of ROCK!!!

    ...Double helix in the sky tonight
    Throw out the hardware, let's do it right...


    Steely Dan - Aja (1977)

  16. Re:Wow! on OpenDocument Alliance to Fight Digital Dark Age · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like the term. Literally the term 'dark' only refers to 'lack of information', but it has great connotations of doom and gloom that make for great PR.

    If it weren't for the end-of-civilisation hype, most Y2K bugs would have remained unfixed until early 2001 by buraucratic laxity, not resulting the end of the world, but in a major headache for many companies.

    Sometimes you need a catchy image to get people to take notice.

  17. Re:If otherwise..so what?? on Games Are Not Drugs · · Score: 1

    Bad spelling on the internet isn't at all like drugs, but I'd still like to ban it.

  18. Re:Just another reason... on Yahoo! Bans "Allah" in Screen Names · · Score: 1

    I hope you'll remember that speech when they come for you.

  19. Re:Just another reason... on Yahoo! Bans "Allah" in Screen Names · · Score: 1

    You're right! Ratting out dissidents to the Chinese government is one thing, censoring screen names out of fear for reprisals isn't pretty, but when they require ActiveX, that's just going too far.

  20. definition: on Microsoft To Offer Free Wireless VoIP · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...from the Microsoft internal dictionary:

    Innovation (noun) The act of poorly imitating the most hyped current technology and passing it off as your own.

  21. Re:New Energy Source on Consumers vs. IP Owners: The Future of Copyright · · Score: 1

    Well, Paul died in 1966.

    Didn't he kill himself out of guilt for shooting Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll?

  22. Re:What should I worry about? on Houston Police Chief Wants Cameras in Homes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well you know there is an old Hungarian proverb:

    "It's all fun and games until they discover your collection of hamster porn."

    Just spare a thought for the the sweaty cop watching when you get intimate with your right hand/wife/girlfriend/mistress/boyfriend/pet-spider and be sure to wave to the camera once in a while.

  23. Re:More Stupid Censorship and Irony on Graffiti Game Banned in Australia · · Score: 1

    thanks for clearing that up.

  24. Re:More Stupid Censorship and Irony on Graffiti Game Banned in Australia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't it ironic though that the point of the game is to fight government corruption and promote freedom of expression.

    No, it's standard practice in political censorship to attack some side issue and not the political message. For instance, Ulysses was written by an Irishman and criticised British rule over Ireland.

    Ulysses was banned for obscenity rather than for it's political content even though the so called obscene content was tame even for the time in which it was written. The same case can be made for the film of A Clockwork Orange, which I believe is still banned in the UK.

  25. It's time for me to hand in my geek card on Opera on the Nintendo DS · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reading that headline, I seriously expected a platform game based on La Nozze di Figaro or Don Giovanni That would actually be fitting, considering 2006 is Mozart year.