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NASA Seeking Innovative Ideas from Public

Mike Peel writes "Science Blog is reporting that NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts.

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  1. Come again? by yobjob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.

    1. Re:Come again? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities,
      > events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education
      > methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's
      > projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.

      I know exactly what it says, I just don't understand what it means.

    2. Re:Come again? by Musteval · · Score: 1, Funny

      It means they want a webmaster.

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    3. Re:Come again? by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny
      "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.
      It means cheerleader try-outs are next week.
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    4. Re:Come again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means we should kick them in the box, and shove them.

    5. Re:Come again? by Wooster_UK · · Score: 1

      I think it means they're looking for someone who speaks English as the rest of the public does, in order to talk to said public about what Nasa does. As you can see, there isn't anyone in the Public Affairs office who presently fits the description; I think all they can speak in is Mar-Kettish. And you can guess which orifice *that* comes out of.

    6. Re:Come again? by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It means they have no clue what they are presently doing, nor what they can do, should do, or how to do it if they knew. Not kidding, that's what it says.

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    7. Re:Come again? by hey! · · Score: 1

      It means:

      (a) They aspire to be shameless self-promoters but
      (b) they're too lazy and unimaginative.
      (c) They're looking for someone else to to the heavy creative lifting
      (d) for which they're willing to pay (somebody else'e) money,
      (e) however they can't be precise about what they're looking for
      (f) because they haven't figured it out yet (see b) and
      (g) if they knew what they were looking for they wouldn't need to give taxpayer money away to somebody else to tell them what it was, would they?

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    8. Re:Come again? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      It means they want us to supply their PR flacks with the ideas the PR flacks aren't coming up with on their own.

      Sentences like that have to be attacked with a preliminary compression pass, which collapses "creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods" into "innovative educational stunts". Then drop the idea that it's about what every Slashdotter thinks is the purpose of NASA, namely space exploration. That lets the key phrase, "disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs", stand out.

      You're right about that sentence. It should be taken to the vet and euthanized.

      Practice for a few years with sentences like that one and you'll be ready to read the HIPAA security regulations.

    9. Re:Come again? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      "NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods for the purpose of disseminating information nationally about NASA's projects and programs.'" Seriously, I have no idea what this sentence says.
      It's simply English, believe it or not.

      Translated for those too lazy to bother: NASA is seeking proposals for creating PR and educational presentations, events, etc... etc...

  2. Advertising by Rorian · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In exchange for a collaborator's investment to creatively distribute NASA information, the agency will consider negotiating brand placement, limited exclusivity and other opportunities as part of a strategic collaboration."

    Does this mean we're gonna see big "Drink Coke!" advertisments next time we look through a telescope at the ISS? That would be some impressive brand placement...

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    1. Re:Advertising by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Nah... Steve Jobs will get on the bandwagon and the shuttle will be called the iShuttle. The best part is that the iShuttle already comes in Steve Jobs two favorite colors: black & white.

    2. Re:Advertising by camperdave · · Score: 1

      My personal theory, based on the original Mac, the Next, etc. is that Steve Jobs is color-blind.

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    3. Re:Advertising by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1, Funny

      Does this mean we're gonna see big "Drink Coke!" advertisments next time we look through a telescope at the ISS? That would be some impressive brand placement...

      I think they go with Pepsi. I mean, their logo is a lot easir to paint on the moon.

    4. Re:Advertising by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I have an idea. How about a giant catapult to fling things into space? That would be cool!

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    5. Re:Advertising by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Are you forgetting the shuttles that were blew? Blew apart, I mean.

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    6. Re:Advertising by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Hopefully no body will be telling the next shuttle crew, "Welcome to Jamaykuh"...

      I thought NASA already HAS a director and programs and a mission plan.

      I guess NASA should mean: NEED ASTUTE SERIOUS ADMINISTRATORS

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  3. Simple by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call your next spacecraft the Wii.

  4. Never! by goldaryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll never give up my tin-foil hat design!!!

  5. NASA should get this one right... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone from NASA needs to post a question for Ask Slashdot to get some innovative ideas. I'm sure some of those ideas will be quite colorful.

    1. Re:NASA should get this one right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we shoot all our nuclear waste into the sun? Get rid of all that junk!

    2. Re:NASA should get this one right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space Shuttles ...
      You'll soon see 'em ...
      On a shelf ...
      In some museum ...
      Burma-Nasa

    3. Re:NASA should get this one right... by hey! · · Score: 1

      I'm sure some of those ideas will be quite colorful.

      If you like red velvet wallpaper in your space-bordello.

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  6. How about by JanneM · · Score: 1, Interesting

    putting up some kind of special signs - along the major roads, perhaps, or on buildings. Then you print some really _huge_ images to put on those sign things; some inspirational image, like the space shuttle and an astronaut against the earth seen from space. And then, to cap it off, print some short text, something kind of punchy and really easy to remember, on top. You know, something like "The Shuttle - Don't Leave Home Without It", or "Call NASA For a Good Time". Perhaps with an URL printed small so people can go find out more.

    You know, I bet that if you paid a few magazines or newspapers enough, they'll be sure to agree to print the same images too. And maybe do the same for some television show - I bet _that_ will really make people sit up and take notice!

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    1. Re:How about by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, man! Do you have a patent on that idea? I'd hurry up and get one before someone else steals your idea...

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  7. How about killing the shuttle and doing science? by plunge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. The shuttle program at this point in time is insane. We do not have the technology yet to make space travel cost-effective. Instead of pointlessly doing it wastefully now for no other purpose than habit, why not pour all that money into a program to develop new forms of propulsion and energy, and come back to spacefaring when we have a better solution?

    It's not like sending humans into space serves any real purpose anyway. Robots can carry out virtually everything we need to do for FAR less payload cost. People often whine about the limitations of the robot missions compared to human missions, but these people have simply not thought through the cost-benefit analysis. Sure, a human mission payload can do more than the current robot misisons: the payload of the human missions is many many many times greater than the robot missions. If any of the Mars lander people could fill something the size of the shuttle with robot equipment, we'd be able to set up huge self-sustaining robot colonies on Mars easily. Instead, we want to send humans in what will then have to mostly be wasted space.

    Look Mars, we bring you... poop! And urine! And lots and lots of empty space for our various gases! And tons of food! And energy for a return trip! And beds, chairs, tables, toilets ,etc.!

    It's just nuts.

  8. I *think* I understand what they want by sane? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think they are looking for new way to get the message out as to how worthwhile NASA is - eg novel marketing.

    If I had such a mechanism I'm likely to want to employ it first in the commercial field - since any idea is going to get copied pretty soon after it first appears. Thus even with IP control over the concept, NASA is going to be way down my list. Double that because there's no prize money involved, only cost.

    For instance, I might suggest allowing people to name newly discovered stars, nebula, galaxies, craters, etc. However I'm better off just doing it anyway and selling the certificates at $10 a shot.

    Mind you, on the other hand it might be worthwhile keeping an eye on submissions in case there is something that comes out that you can use in more financially interesting ways.

    1. Re:I *think* I understand what they want by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If your job was providing similar solutions (whatever the solution might be), why not suck on the government teat? Is their money different, not as good as money from private enterprise?

      I don't think NASA is looking for a simple marketing campaign. I think they're looking for a virtual community. I think they want something that would be a little like MySpace, a little like Wikipedia, with chat and forums and "fun" downloads (wallpaper, NASA ringtones, etc.)

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  9. Space Trip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts."

    Aww, I think Darl McBride deserves a one way trip to the moon... or the sun.

  10. Disclose information about UFO by suv4x4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make our lifes worthwhile. Disclose the information you keep about UFO-s, aliens and the alien technologies you've reversed engineed, you sneaky bastards.

    And if all of that is just the product of some paranoid conspiracy theorists, oh well, just make it up and lie to us.

    We'll love it.

  11. Here's an innovative idea by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Start working on things that average people (e.g. non-scientists) can get behind.

    The shuttle program and space station may be incredibly valuable to the scientific community for research purposes, but there's nothing about it that captures the imaginations and emotions and concern of the general public. I hate to break it to NASA, but there's really nothing you can do to make average people excited about nerdy harcore scientific research.

    That's the difference between today's NASA and the old JFK-era NASA.

    You geek types out there may say, "but NASA isn't a popularity contest, it's a scientific endeavor". But you have to remember who funds NASA: ordinary taxpayers.

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    1. Re:Here's an innovative idea by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Along those lines, here's a specific idea: create a reality TV show that documents the fierce competition among potential astronaut candidates. Get people to grow familiar with and look up to astronauts once more. Show people first-hand what risky, intense, and inherently dramatic business the space program is. That's what gets people interested.

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    2. Re:Here's an innovative idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big Space Brother? :D

    3. Re:Here's an innovative idea by oscarn · · Score: 2, Informative
      Something similar to this has already been done in the UK. The company behind big brother made Space Cadets.

      I never saw it but it looked pretty lame. Actually training them (not anybody, real potential astronauts) and sending the winner into space would be far more interesting.

    4. Re:Here's an innovative idea by one-eye-johnson · · Score: 1

      Because (at least where I live) there exists a rather anti-intellectual climate in which nobody really cares or wants to care about research of any kind. It's simply not possible to entertain Joe Redneck with any viable science.

    5. Re:Here's an innovative idea by Nybarius · · Score: 0

      Yes, and giving the anti-intellectuals more influence over public funds is a great idea. Isn't this already enough of a kakistocracy?

    6. Re:Here's an innovative idea by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I never saw it but it looked pretty lame
      Do I contradict myself?

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  12. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nascar.

  13. What, NASA does atmospheric flying too? by maird · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most people are aware of many NASA space programs. Hardly anyone appears to be aware of NASA's aeronautics programs. You get the occasional show on the Discovery Channel but that's it. I liked the one about control an aircraft in three axes using thrust only (the project was inspired by the Sioux City DC-10 crash).

  14. Build a Website ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They should build one of those website thingys. They can put lots of descriptions of what they are doing on it and pictures even. I hear it costs next to nothing to let people download pictures, video, text, and all sorts of stuff.

    With all those scientists working for them, I am sure that they can find a way to use ARPA NET to do this.

    1. Re:Build a Website ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh.. I'm sure Al Gore would be able to find a solution. Cereal guys.

  15. Why not... by n0dna · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not contact the Jim Henson corporation to see about having Kermit and Gonzo teach a couple of classes to the new guys?

              They could cover complex scientific concepts like "Near and Far", "Toward and Away", and maybe even "Counting to 10 in Metric".

              Couldn't hurt...

    1. Re:Why not... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No, I think what NASA needs is a MySpace page.

      Oh, wait. Apparently NASA already does have its own MySpace page.

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  16. My Idea: Shut NASA down! by argoff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please, this is not a troll. I renember reading that back in the 70's, somebody got a bunch of companies together to try and buy an unused Atlas rocket from the government and form a private space program - NASA killed it. Do I even need to mention the cost and problems with the space shuttle, or the meter to feet conversion disaster of the mars mission, or the lenzing error on the hubble telescope. The simple truth is that by being there, they make it so that nobody else in private enterprise wants to act. For chrissake, why did a private millionaire space tourists need to go to Russia? Why did the X-prize happen without NASA at all? The writing has been on the wall for a long time, the future of space is here and it is not NASA.

    Killing NASA will not kill the geniuses who work at NASA, all it will do is shut down the bureauocrats while the talent finds ways to be applied thru the rest of the private market.

    1. Re:My Idea: Shut NASA down! by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

      Sad but true. But quite frankly, private enterprise, with very few exceptions, isn't doing that much better. From snake-oil hucksters to whiners who only have powerpoint presentations complaining that if they only had $100 million they could make it all work. There are others that are building hardware, but in their quite vocal rush to berate NASA, the FAA, and the large aerospace companies, they seem to intentionally ignore the 40+ years of research and operational experience that have led to relatively safe manned spaceflight.

      Then there are the very few who are quietly building hardware, building infrastructures to support that hardware, innovating in ways that the large aerospace companies and the government can't without ignoring the lessons of the past. My prediction is that 5 years from now the landscape is going to be quite different than it is now.

    2. Re:My Idea: Shut NASA down! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Of course it won't kill the geniuses at NASA - they're practically gone already. NASA is mostly a corporate welfare program, and the actual civil service staff is made up almost exclusively of project and contract managers. Oh, sure, there are some scientists there, too, but they're really just to keep all the managers in a job.

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    3. Re:My Idea: Shut NASA down! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The simple truth is that by being there, they make it so that nobody else in private enterprise wants to act.

      I don't see what is preventing private enterprises from entering the space business now. How would killing NASA further encourage them?

      Your arguments are non-sequitars. You might be right, but until you can actually argue your point, you have no way to convince me.

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    4. Re:My Idea: Shut NASA down! by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Please, this is not a troll.
      Yes, it is.
      I renember reading that back in the 70's, somebody got a bunch of companies together to try and buy an unused Atlas rocket from the government and form a private space program - NASA killed it.
      An odd claim since private companies have been buying boosters since the 1960's - and launching them.
      Do I even need to mention the cost and problems with the space shuttle, or the meter to feet conversion disaster of the mars mission, or the lenzing error on the hubble telescope.
      For someone who is not a troll - you list a few problems, but not the many sucesses. (On top of which you repeat the urban legend that a conversion problem ended a Mars mission.)
      The simple truth is that by being there, they make it so that nobody else in private enterprise wants to act.
      Ah, yes - private enterprise, famous for performing expensive basic science research.
      For chrissake, why did a private millionaire space tourists need to go to Russia?
      For two reasons: 1) The Russians were desperate for cash, and 2) despite mistaken beliefs of many: it's never been in NASA's mission to give joyrides to private citizens.
  17. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by republican+gourd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because the CIA/NSA/etc require a satellite-servicing capability and NASA is a wonderful distraction. NASA *is* a cold war agency.

  18. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Tx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but sending robots tootling around the solar system is frankly not very exciting, and the biggest payoff of all from spaceflight derives from the extent to which it captures the public imaginations.

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  19. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by plunge · · Score: 1

    No, they don't even really need that. I would bet that the cost of a servicing mission and having the shuttle program to make it available far exceeds the cost of simply sending up another satelite via unmanned rocket as needed.

  20. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    we'd be able to set up huge self-sustaining robot colonies on Mars easily.

    Well, if several years of reading sci-fi novels and watching sci-fi movies has taught me anything, YOU DON'T LET ROBOTS BECOME SELF-SUSTAINING! Cuz once they are, they get all kinds of crazy ideas about saving humanity from itself and decide to rule us for our own protection. Or, sometimes you'll get robots that have a persecution complex and decides that humanity needs to be obliterated because we are "imperfect," and thus a threat to their orderly existence.

    Nope, if we let robots build colonies on Mars, it'll only be a short time until humanity is either subjegated, or annihilated.

  21. NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by rabbit.johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I worked there it was an amazing culture of self-absorbed, self-agrandizing, self-promoting bullshit artists, retired military, political appointees, and rednecks that has probably ever been assembled. It might have been funny if it weren't so painful.

    1. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by slightlyspacey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You insensitive clod, rednecks have feelings too :). At least the rednecks that I knew while working there took pride in what they were doing. The problem is not with the guys that are on the floor turning the bolts and doing the real work. The problem is with the 15 layers of kingdom-building middle-management. Think of "Office Space" on stereoids and you start to get an idea ....

    2. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      I am curious why your grouped bullshit artists, political appointees and rednecks with retired military. I can see your issues with the previous... but what is wrong with retired military?

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    3. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by deadkevin · · Score: 1

      I agree. I was there 10 years and the first 8 were great. We were a successful group and pissed off the less able groups. There was a real "if it wasn't made here we won't use it" attitude. It seemed as if the smart folk would all realize this and only the nitwits were left to promote. I cannot imagine it has changed as the same rules apply now that did then. Kevin

    4. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by rabbit.johnson · · Score: 1

      To generalize, they were there to get another retirement in to add to the one they got from the military. No boat rocking, no innovation, no free thinking allowed.

    5. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by rabbit.johnson · · Score: 1

      I grew up with the space and defense industries all around me--my dad was a computer scientist in the 50's and 60's. It was cool, exciting, cutting edge early in the program. We saw every launch from Mercury through all the Apollo missions. He never worked at KSC like I did. Did more with missle telemetry for defense. I helped with the Challenger investigation until '87 and finally got on my Harley and rode to Kansas to work at Learjet. The time is right to get behind entrepreneurs who take the dream to the next level. NASA probably doesn't have any of those people.

    6. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      That sounds contradictory... I would think that already having a retirement would give retired military confidence to rock the boat, innovate, etc. They already have security. If on the other hand they were a bunch of military guys who were just short of their retirement, I might agree...

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    7. Re:NASA has needed an overhaul for decades by rabbit.johnson · · Score: 1

      Not the ones I knew. They knew how to follow orders, not make waves etc. I can recall more than a few divulging the plan: military retirment + civilian retirement + social security=set for life.

  22. Send every Congressperson into space by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Round-trip tickets to those who vote to continue funding space research :)

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  23. Three words... by no_pets · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Reality Television Show.

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  24. People you want shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts.

    I'd glady give them a list of people I want shot.
    It would be nice to see NASA expand there business.

    1. Re:People you want shot by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be nice to see NASA expand there business.

      National Assassins Space Association

      Their next hit is in Mars, therefore all these tasks for manned flights.

  25. ISS Takedown by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 1

    Here's my proposal. Everyone on slashdot with a clue (see item 3) participates in an ISS Takedown. The International Space Station is what's wasting a lot of money, and it's also part of the road to further money-wasting projects like a manned trip to mars. How will the takedown work? I dunno, I was thinking lots of very big mirrors on sunny days, around the world, focused with the help of DIY semi-automated tools coordinated through the Internet, could maybe stress the cooling systems just enough to send it over the brink and require all the occupants to return home. Then it's just a matter of time. Is this feasible? I doubt it. Maybe prayer and waving dead chickens would help.

    How does this achieve NASA's education objectives? It would be a huge story, not only because the ISS would be done with, but the entire program would have to be rebooted. They'd get coverage everywhere, and people would learn about their projects and programs.

    1. Re:ISS Takedown by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You know, if you want to wax libertarian about "wasteful" government projects, why not start with the military?

      We have bases all over the world -- and with the USSR gone, we don't get a lot of benefit from them. If we returned to a semi-isolationist stance and let the rest of the world carry more of the "burden", we'd save enough cash to make a fleet of Space Shuttles.

  26. That explains DART! by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    see, my immediate rebuttal to your comment (all pulled from popular media of course) was - yes, it's far cheaper to send up replacement satellites for ones that fail, but you need shuttles to pull down birds that have stopped working entirely so they and their plutonium don't land in bad countries..- but DART solved that problem you can take them down by design!

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  27. Round trip??! by Eyeball97 · · Score: 1

    Or better, one way ticket for those who don't

  28. Highlights DVD Mail by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Interesting

    NASA should send a "Highlights" DVD to every American citizen every year, right before Christmas. Which includes a free login to a NASA video site. And a summary of the ROI on NASA expenses, as well as its tiny percentage of the budget.

    I've told that to every NASA and aerospace exec I've ever met. Now I'll use the webform, too.

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    1. Re:Highlights DVD Mail by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2

      This might not be a bad idea. Imagine some poor bored kid who comes home from school every day, finding that DVD in the mail....he pops it in and hee is finding himself interested in space and science... Might not happen otherwise.

      How expensive could it be for NASA to do this? In a culture where AOL can pump out millions and millions of CD's it's be cool to see some worthwhile plastic discs being mailed about.

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    2. Re:Highlights DVD Mail by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I think something like $1:DVD, including production and distribution, is close. If we send it to all 113M US households, it might cost something like $120M, or less than 0.7% of NASA's $16B budget.

      If they included space models/video as datasets for an open source framework like Celestia, the return could be enormous. As usual with any well-communicated NASA program.

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    3. Re:Highlights DVD Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA should send a "Highlights" DVD to every American citizen every year, right before Christmas.

      Great idea. This creates interesting possibilities, such as Goofus and Gallant on the ISS.

    4. Re:Highlights DVD Mail by ghostlibrary · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if you look at past items like, oh, IMAX "Mission to MIR", you find a real snoozer. Your great DVD plan only works if NASA can produce a good DVD, and their record is hit-or-miss on this.

      There's a joke that, if NASA were trying to sell sushi, they'd market it as 'cold dead fish'.

      The best NASA videos, IMHO, are things NASA has supported but not been in charge of. Tom Hanks "From the Earth to the Moon", Sagan's "Cosmos", Morgan Freeman's "Cosmic Voyage", there's many great NASA-supported works. Just don't let NASA be in the director's chair, it's not well set up to do good 'edutainment'.

      On the plus side, there's a reason NASA policy is to let anyone use their images with merely attribution-- NASA realizes what people want, and lets others find ways of communicating it.

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    5. Re:Highlights DVD Mail by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      An even better project would have NASA merely organize and sponsor a contest for people to compile such a DVD. Judged by Americans drawn by random lottery. Studios (large and small) could also improve their relationship with NASA and its archives, competing in association with individual compilers to produce the finished videos, from which winners would be mailed by NASA. Runners up could be distributed privately, as usual.

      Such eyecandy could spike interest in the content. It would best be harnessed to a more open program of free/open tools and all the content, getting excited viewers to navigate models on our own, whether interactive DVD or PC/game console.

      I'd love to see a real "Mr/Ms Universe" ("Captain Universe"?) competition among entrants from space efforts around the globe. The space race is telegenic, increasingly cheap and easy to telecast, and already paid for by most of us. There's lots of ways "the greatest show on Earth" could be produced and presented. It just takes one big launch effort, with a budget, infrastructure and planning. NASA is good at that. Making it look good for the audience requires feedback and professional experience. So let's get started!

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  29. Gaming! by flinxmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't truly appreciate how hard it is to get into orbit until I played with that freeware Orbiter game (heard about it on slashdot).

    Granted, the geekiness of just flying spaceships around is not exactly compelling next to the current group of shoot 'em ups. The trick would be making something that was interesting and compelling. Get some good eye candy and the right balance of 'real' and 'fun'. Maybe there are some multiplayer possibilities.

    Think of it as "today's astronauts" instead of "todays army".

    1. Re:Gaming! by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Another neat idea would be if something like Orbiter, World Wind, or Google Earth got regularly updated telemetry data for NASA spacecraft and probes, so you could explore them in 3D and real-time. It'd be really cool if you could track the estimated position of a probe as it entered orbit, watch a playback of a spacecraft docking with the ISS, or could explore a model of the area around the Mars rovers.

  30. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Look Mars, we bring you... poop! And urine! And lots and lots of empty space for our various gases! And tons of food! And energy for a return trip! And beds, chairs, tables, toilets ,etc.!"

    You are SO right. Does anybody else just picture a shuttle trip to Mars as basically like a road-trip with some of your friends....and you bring as much crap as you can so you're all basically stuffed into the van.....and there's that guy who fidgets the whole time next to you driving you nuts?

    And I mean, I hope those guys have video games to bring along. Must have shitty pings though.

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  31. Jetson's cars for everyone... by coastin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering the problems with oil and personal transportation needs, how about building that Jetson's flying car we were all promised we would be driving in the 21st century.

    Oh, and robot maids would be nice too...

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  32. And call the Hubble replacement... by not-admin · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the "Sii"

    1. Re:And call the Hubble replacement... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      ...followed by the "Noo, señor."

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  33. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah but it beats losing entire shuttle crews.

  34. Schools out by mainpayne · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could create some form of educational material with a space theme. Teach kids to read about planets and show how to calculate ... oh no, forget it.

  35. Fuel/Cargo ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the ratio does not change drastically, well never get into space for doing other stuff than some small experiments.

    How? dunno, anti-grave fields, magnetic fields, catapults, whatever.

  36. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    why not pour all that money into a program to develop new forms of propulsion and energy, and come back to spacefaring when we have a better solution?

    That's what's been happening for the past, I don't know, 10 or 20 years? Magically though, good ol' shuttles always come on top of the "modern" solution as something that works.

    Of course innovation is the future, but let's not just drop what we have working. An expensive working shuttle is better than non-existant non-working less expensive ... uhmm.. battle cruiser... or whatever.

  37. Well, Chris... by LiftOp · · Score: 1
    ...What is it that it is -- this idea of mine. Well, this is what it is -- my idea that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine.

    All spacecraft should be thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my idea, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.

  38. I have a more basic suggestion by kimvette · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have an idea for overhauling all of NASA, let alone just implementing an oh-so-trendy blog:

    How about firing the whole lot of politicians and PHBs and hire visionaries, pioneers, and engineers? Folks such as Burt Rutan, for example. While some would say he doesn't have the expertise to build a shuttle replacement, look at what he accomplished with minimal resources at his own company; he has designed quite a few high-performance near-stall proof aircraft (The Vari-EZ and derivatives), the Beech Starship (If I ever come into a lot of money I'd pay well over market value to own one, to keep Beech from destroying it. It's a gorgeous aircraft), several fighters, the Proteus, and of course SpaceShipOne. He bucks trends and doesn't accept status quo as the end-all, be all way of doing things. Heck, even the SpaceShipOne benefactor Paul Allen would be a great addition to NASA. And again, he does things efficiently. He'd be the ideal visionary to manage an organization such as NASA and to see that money is being spent to achieve results rather than to maintain high salaries for a select few PHBs and politicians, and spending a token amount of the allocated budget on money-pit pet projects like the ISS.

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    1. Re:I have a more basic suggestion by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      How about firing the whole lot of politicians and PHBs and hire visionaries, pioneers, and engineers? Folks such as Burt Rutan, for example.

      Although not quite as extreme as your proposal, NASA is currently hoping to have some of the same results with its Commercial Orbital Transportation Services program. A number of private companies, including the Rutan-affiliated t/Space, are competing for contracts to deliver cargo and crew to the International Space Station. If this is successful, hopefully funding for the program will increase and NASA will rely more on private enterprise in the future.

      Of course, this is assuming that Boeing and Lockheed Martin don't feel threatened and apply pressure to have the program cancelled.

  39. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by CaptDeuce · · Score: 5, Informative
    Seriously. The shuttle program at this point in time is insane. We do not have the technology yet to make space travel cost-effective.

    Yes, we do. What we don't have is political commitment for a government backed development (which some may argue is a Good Thing) nor sufficient venture capital available to the private sector to get off the ground floor (if you'll excuse the horrible pun).

    Instead of pointlessly doing it wastefully now for no other purpose than habit,

    Pointless? Hardly. The Shuttle is the only launch vehicle capable of completing ISS (International Space Station). Whether we're better off ditching the whole ISS/Shuttle program because it's wasteful is a separate, though related, argument.

    why not pour all that money into a program to develop new forms of propulsion and energy, and come back to spacefaring when we have a better solution?

    This really bears repeating: the viability of a successful space program -- public or private -- has nothing to do with technology; what we have now is totally adequate for the task and has been for at least the last 20 years.

    The plea to "come back when..." is a specious bumper sticker argument that emerged in the early 1970's though it usually goes like "... when we've solved the problems here on earth!" as if the space program exists to "solve problems in space". The suggestion that we wait until we've developed "the right" technology betrays enormous ignorance.

    As for doing science, an astronaut can stop, look, say "ooh, what an interesting rock!" then walk over, pick it up, and examine it closely with a Mark I eyeball in, what, 30 seconds? It takes days if not weeks for a Mars rover to do the same thing.

    So answer me this, earthworm, what "new forms of propulsion and energy" should we wait for? Scramjets? Totally unsuitable. A large, lightweight tank filled with LOX (liquid oxygen) is a far superior solution than a heavy air breathing engine that carries a huge drag penalty. Better to get out of the atmosphere quickly and carry your own oxidizer. LOX is cheap, as is rocket fuel be it RP-1, liquid hydrogen, or whatever.

    It's not like sending humans into space serves any real purpose anyway. Robots can carry out virtually everything we need to do for FAR less payload cost. People often whine about the limitations of the robot missions compared to human missions, but these people have simply not thought through the cost-benefit analysis.

    As if you have done a thorough analysis? Right. So what benefit are you talking about? Science? Economic return by exploiting an extraterrestrial resource? Human colonization of the solar system?

    ... If any of the Mars lander people could fill something the size of the shuttle with robot equipment, we'd be able to set up huge self-sustaining robot colonies on Mars easily. Instead, we want to send humans in what will then have to mostly be wasted space.

    Why would we build a colony of and, presumably, for robots on Mars? As for any sort of "easy" robotic mission to Mars, forget it. The robotic technology simply does not exist. It's likely, but by no means certain, that the cost of developing the robot technology would be at least as much as it would to develop a human mission. Why? Human beings are a well developed technology; the technology to send humans on long space voyages also exists -- because we've been doing it for over 40 years when we include the Shuttle program. Duh.

    Geeks of Slashdot, I bring you the link to The Case for Mars by Robert Zubrin. It's not the latest treatment on a manned Mars mission but it indicates that we've had sufficient technology to begin development of Mars mission at least as early as 1996 when the book was written. Goo

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  40. My first thought on this story by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

    Was of Bruce Willis mentioning that all NASA does is "think shit up". But now they are asking the public.

  41. Space Elevator by ukemike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Put the shuttles in museums, I'd pay for a tour.

    Work with the Russians to contiune support of the ISS.

    Pour all new research money into developing the technologies to build the space elevator. This is the only way in our reach that can make space cost effective. We'll need much longer carbon nanotubes, a good solution for climbing the cable, and a way to bring an appropriate anchor into orbit. Get to it guys I'm getting old fast and I want a ride once you've finnished.

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    1. Re:Space Elevator by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
      Space elevator fanboys never cease to amaze me. Gotta wonder if they ever stop and look at reality, or, if they live totally in that little fantasy world ?

      Take a look at what's required to build a space elevator. First off, a material is required that's an order of magnitude stronger than anything we can create today. Sure, nanotubes have potential, but, they aren't there, and they are a LONG ways from practical. Next, we need a propulsion system that's an order of magnitude more efficient than anything available today, and we dont even have a clue where that's going to come from. So, in essence, we need 2 technological breakthrus, not one, two. The first is on the order of magnitude of the manhatten project, we already have theory, but, it needs an implementation that actually works. The second, is much bigger, we dont even have a functional theory yet. Take a look at history, in terms of GDP, the manhatten project was probably the most expensive undertaking every completed.

      Now, assume for just a second that both of these development breakthrus have been completed, materials are ready, propulsion is ready, the next hurdle, is to stack a HUGE quantity of those materials into geo-stationary orbit. When you think about it, probably makes sense to take all those new materials, and build a vehicle out of them, then power it with the new propulsion for the monumental task of lifting all that stuff up to orbit.

      Ok, so, now we've built a cost effective way to loft the elevator for constuction, ummm, wait a sec. Why do we even need an elevator anymore ?

      Space elevator is the snake oil of the 21st century, and it's going to be used to fleece a lot of unsuspecting folks for a lot of money along the way. In the end, it's a totally useless concept. If you solve the problems of materials needed for the elevator, and the power needed for it, then you already have a solution to the problem it's meant to solve, and the elevator becomes redundant, a huge expensive monolith in the sky, that's going to come tumbling down the first time it gets hit by a small speck of orbital dust. Vehicles built from the same materials as the elevator, and powered by the same power source, will have all the efficiency of the elevator, without all of the disadvantages.

      Space elevators may look good in scifi, but they dont pass the sniff test for reality. The reason you will never see one is not because it cant be built, it's because it would be economically pointless. Major technological breakthrus tend to come along every few centuries, and the elevator needs two of them to become a realistic possibility. In reality, if we get the propulsion breakthru, then the materials wont be required anyways. That breakthru in propulsion technology will probably happen by accident, sometime in the next 50 to 500 years. Until then, the elevator is snake oil, after then, it's redundant, not needed anymore.

  42. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Killing manned exploration for a few decades would free billions we could use to learn about the places we wish to visit in the future.
    The space race between the Soviets and the US was great for jumpstarting space exploration, but what humans do in space (other then personally experience it) can be automated.
    We are getting away from manned combat aircraft because meat in the cockpit gets tired, makes mistakes, and needs life support. Losing people damages a program far more than losing hardware, because they have emotion-based value to the public.
    Free the space prrogram, advance robotic technology, and keep the meat on Terra!

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  43. SUN, BABY! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 2, Funny

    OOH! OOH! Let's, like, send a rocket to the SUN!

    1. Re:SUN, BABY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a problem... just make sure you go at night.

    2. Re:SUN, BABY! by deadkevin · · Score: 1

      But then you would have to go at night, right? In the daytime it is just too darn hot. And bright! Kevin

  44. Here's my list by kahrytan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Promote NASA via TV Commercials the highlighting archievements NASA has done. Promote US Space Camp to kids and adults. It is a great way to get more people interested into becoming an astronaut. Develop a business plan and start turning a serious multi-billion dollar profit. Use the billions of dollars from profits to continue research without fear of budget cuts from the Federal government.

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    1. Re:Here's my list by ThePopeLayton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a great way to get more people interested into becoming an astronaut
      I don't think the problem stems from a lack of interest, rather it is a problem of possibilities. Ask any child in elementary school if they would like to be an astronaut. I am certain that 99% would say yes. Ask any college student if they would like to be an astronaut and 99% would say yes. Ask those same college students if they are willing do sell their souls first to the Airforce and then play the gambling game of never getting picked and less then 1% would say yes.
      The problem is not that people are not interested, the problem is it too hard to get involved with the space program, only the best of the best of the military get to be astronauts. Another problem is that people do not see how space directly benifits their lives, nor is there a way for people to make it a part of their lives. Sure space camps would be great but all space camp would be in the end is an overprice camp for the rich and famous. I have already listed a few problems but there is a greater problem. That problem is government control.
      Space NEEDS to be privatised. The average citezen should have a shot at space not just the military elite.

    2. Re:Here's my list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Space NEEDS to be privatised.


      And NASA needs to be run as a business like USPS.

      NASA Shuttle Pilots are mostly retired Airforce pilots but don't forget the scientist and engineers.
    3. Re:Here's my list by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      I dont think NASA is allowed to turn a profit. I think all their innovations are de-facto public domain or something like that.

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    4. Re:Here's my list by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Ask those same college students if they are willing do sell their souls first to the Airforce and then play the gambling game of never getting picked and less then 1% would say yes. The problem is not that people are not interested, the problem is it too hard to get involved with the space program, only the best of the best of the military get to be astronauts.
      Which fails to explain the half the astronaut corps which has no military background whatsoever.
  45. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by plunge · · Score: 1

    "Of course innovation is the future, but let's not just drop what we have working. An expensive working shuttle is better than non-existant non-working less expensive ... uhmm.. battle cruiser... or whatever."

    Yuo couldn't be more wrong. What we have is working... to no purpose. It's not better, it's poitless. Getting humans into space is INCREDIBLY costly. In addition, at this point in our history, it serves no real purpose.

    Why not work on better solutions to getting into space so that when we do come up with a reason to go, it won't be so ridiculously wasteful and take away from all the other things we have to work on?

  46. Reverse Engineered UFO's and Invisible Ships? by Dankling · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the good old days when people conspired about all of the secret technologies that the U.S. Government has in store? It's kind of pathetic to think that the private sector is making more innovations than the most powerful government in the world. I must say I've expected more out of NASA.

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  47. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by plunge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Pointless? Hardly. The Shuttle is the only launch vehicle capable of completing ISS (International Space Station). Whether we're better off ditching the whole ISS/Shuttle program because it's wasteful is a separate, though related, argument."

    So, we must have the shuttle because we need the ISS. Why do we need the ISS. Well hey, if we didn't have it, the shuttle wouldn't have anywhere fun to go!

    That is just so tragically insane I hardly even know what to say.

    "This really bears repeating: the viability of a successful space program -- public or private -- has nothing to do with technology; what we have now is totally adequate for the task and has been for at least the last 20 years."

    It has everything to do with technology. Yes, what we have is adequate to get into space, but at an ENORMOUS COST that simply does not justify itself in any way shape or form.

    "As for doing science, an astronaut can stop, look, say "ooh, what an interesting rock!" then walk over, pick it up, and examine it closely with a Mark I eyeball in, what, 30 seconds? It takes days if not weeks for a Mars rover to do the same thing."

    Did I not already cover this argument? Robot missions are done for a tiny tiny fraction of the payload and cost of human missions. They have to conserve and go slow precisely because they are not given the funding, resources, or payload size that the human missions are. And several different sorts of robot eyes are a heck of a lot better than human eyes.

    You still have yet to make any case whatsoever that sending meatbags into space has any point to justify the incredible expense. Right now, real science prorgams are being canceled left and right so that this nearly purely masturbatory enterprise of putting humans back on the moon can go forward.

  48. Rethink science by palad1 · · Score: 1
    I think NASA could benefit from seeing science from a new angle.

    For starters, let us consider the structure of time...

    1. Re:Rethink science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still no cure for morgellons disease....

  49. Bad idea for science by alveraan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Come on, shutting down NASA to let private companies take over will probably bring benefits in terms of human space flight, commercial science in weightlessness to produce, say, new synthetics,... and space tourism.

    But it would kill the thing that - for me - is the biggest archivement of NASA: space science. Forget probes to the solar system, cosmology using satellites or the origins program, because that doesn't produce money. If comanies would exist for the benefit of all, you'd be right. But they aren't, they exist primarily for making money. That's why we need NASA.

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    1. Re:Bad idea for science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So shut down everything except the parts that are useful.

      Have a NASA whose space activities are nothing but building and runnig unmanned probes. It won't be in the launch business, it will buy those services from the private sector. It won't run manned spaceflight because their program is worthless and will remain so for the forseeable future. It won't be responsible for developing launcher technology because they've proven that they suck hard at that and have done so since the 70s. But we'll leave what they're good at, which is making and running the probes.

      Note "space activities" above, I think NASA's aeronautical programs are worthwhile too, and should be kept. This proposal would still get rid of 90% of the budget and 95% of the waste associated with NASA, with basically no negative impact on our space program in the short term, and a huge positive impact in the long term.

      But this won't happen, because both sides will be against it. Space activists will be against gutting NASA, even if logically it's beneficial. And everybody else will object to giving up government oversight of everything to private companies.

    2. Re:Bad idea for science by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      But it would kill the thing that - for me - is the biggest archivement of NASA: space science. Forget probes to the solar system, cosmology using satellites or the origins program, because that doesn't produce money.

      Question: Why should space science be funded separately from the National Science Foundation?

      If comanies would exist for the benefit of all, you'd be right. But they aren't, they exist primarily for making money.

      Fortunately, we also have non-profits like the Planetary Society and Mars Society.

  50. Hey NASA by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    You want some good PR for your program? How trying something different and new, like a base on the moon. People got behind the moon landing because it was challenging and daring. While yet another satelite or deep space probe is of considerable economic or scientific value, it is lacking when it comes to capturing the public imagination. A space staion with hydroponics farms and a big rotating wheel for artificial gravity, is something that will get folks excited, figure out a way to have a visitor's center and it could even be a money maker. Oh get rid of your 1976 station wagon we call the shuttle, it's getting old and dangerous.

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  51. A dvd for every US citizen? by bobamu · · Score: 1

    According to the cia world factbook that's "298,444,215 (July 2006 est.)"

    Now, there's the cost of dvd cases, cover, inlay, dvd printing and mastering and I presume you'll want a covering letter from the director of nasa to say all about how great things are, though that could be part of the dvd inlay ( yeah! efficiency rocks!).

    Now, even if it cost the completely unrealistic price of $1 per dvd (lets not forget distribution as well) that's a meagre sum of $298,444,215.

    Pretty good going for a few minutes to post on slashdot, have you considered a career at NASA?

    1. Re:A dvd for every US citizen? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the $1:DVD cost is probably right, if they mailed it in a paper wrapper with instructions. And though they'd probably have to mail only one to each household, which is about 113M. NASA's 2005 budget was over $16.2B. A $113M expense would be under 0.7% (<<0.005% of the Federal budget), which would deliver promotion of the rest of the budget's product to every citizen it's working for. Which would likely increase support for bigger NASA budgets and better national programs, reflecting Americans' actual prioritization of NASA work among all government work. And a Netflix type of distribution contract at competitive bid (including the USPS) would invest in American info distribution infrastructure.

      Meanwhile, the Iraq War has cost at least $300B, and will likely cost at least $1T, not to mention diverting lots of other government productivity from other services. But Americans get to see the "best" parts of the Iraq War on TV, so it gets lots of promotion, while most of NASA's valuable and popular work happens in the dark.

      So thanks for recognizing the thrifty economics of a program to educate every American about NASA's work. Your support for my NASA career is thoughtful, but certainly overkill. NASA needs more educated and communicative citizens like me, rather than extra on-budget staff. If they can perform promotion like the one I suggested, with such great ROI, in keeping with NASA tradition.

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    2. Re:A dvd for every US citizen? by smoe · · Score: 1

      Maybe a DVD should be distributed every year to every citizen / tax payer. It could special-feature the NASA this year and the NIH the next, presenting extra insights to various age groups and link with the net when appropriate.

    3. Re:A dvd for every US citizen? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I expect America to eventually become primarily a Hollywood image. We've already got a government pretend "news channel". I just think NASA should get in early, with a legit product, before every agency produces distorted propaganda direct to the people and no one believes it, no matter how high the production budget.

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    4. Re:A dvd for every US citizen? by bobamu · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be suprised if the idea hasn't already been thought of, "Department of Communications - Bringing you the truth about your tax dollars at work"

  52. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    Killing manned exploration for a few decades would free billions
    Unfortunately it would also kill public support and those billions would evaporate. Joe Sixpack gets far more excited about a man on the moon than he does about some radio telescope images, the millions of joe sixpack's out there have significant influence over the NASA budget. I'm not saying this is a good thing, but it is the current situation.

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  53. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but I would pie my Frank in the face just as he steps of the ladder onto the surface of Mars. It would cost million of dollars to give a robot that capability, but I'd throw it in for free.

  54. Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NASA needs a brand new image and to reinvent themselves. Constantly hiring soft spoken people who are about as engaging as watching paint dry is just one of many many many many problems. They need to become sexy again. How? mabie, something realy cool that goes with the whole anti-something buzzword of the month would help. GEOSAT stuff- that "could" monitor for angery people ("terrasts"). That'd get funding (untill the intern is toss out and I say: good ridance). Sexy computer programs. Cute girls. Hot guys. Stuff that makes science something hot. Showing off prototype stuff, pandering helps some. They need Apple and or Microsoft style PR.

    1. Re:Nah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drunk again, eh. Not even 2PM yet.

  55. oh my friggen god by rbochan · · Score: 1
    ...never ever thought I'd ever post a quote from the godawful movie Armageddon on slashdot:
    "Harry Stamper: And this is the best that you c - that the government, the *U.S. government* could come up with? I mean, you're NASA for crying out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You're the guys that're thinking shit up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up!"


    Isn't this what NASA gets paid to do?

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  56. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically, like the parent, you're saying concentrating on space flight is useless right now.

  57. My suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Anti-gravity
    2) Faster than light travel

    Come on, we don't really live in the Slow Zone do we?

  58. Top Gun It by Rogue+Eve · · Score: 1

    NASA should televise the launch of every mission while playing "Right into the Danger Zone!" The public will get behind that. Puts it in terms they can understand.

  59. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by scribblej · · Score: 1

    Robots ARE exciting. People love robots, now more than ever. Witness RoboSapien, the return of the Transformers, BattleBots or whatever on the TV, you know?

    I feel most people are just as excited about sending out a robot as a person.

    I think the problem is this -- people are apathetic and jaded. I almost didn't care enough to respond to your post.

  60. stoners have hacked nasa by know1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    well if Gary McKinnon can get in your system after smoking a lot of cannabis at the time
    i'd say they need to hire some new I.T. staff

  61. The real story by Some+Pig! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's not getting mentioned in this light-hearted article, or the commentary, is the disastrous 2007 NASA budget. The idiotic "Vision for Space Exploration" coming out of the White House has made honest defenders of NASA's science initiative look like fools for declaring that science would not be cut. Well, it wasn't cut, it was eviscerated.

  62. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by hey! · · Score: 1

    why not pour all that money into a program to develop new forms of propulsion and energy, and come back to spacefaring when we have a better solution?

    The problem is not that we don't have the means of propulsion to put things in space, although better means would of course be welcome. The problem is that the way we've put them together is flawed and inflexible.

    It's not like sending humans into space serves any real purpose anyway. Robots can carry out virtually everything we need to do for FAR less payload cost.

    I happen to agree with you. I think robotics is a better way to advance both basic science and space technology. Furthermore robotic mission failures do not preclude later manned missions, but the reverse is not the case. I don't think manned missions are useless; although I think that moving a manned expedition up higher on the priorities list may actually delay the day a human steps out on Mars.

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  63. "Innovation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I hear/see that word, I think "Incoming!! Duck!!"

    What have we done to English?! Another fine word ruined.

  64. I have a great idea! by presarioD · · Score: 1

    Let's build a star...and I mean a big star...that will produce a...a laser beam...and I mean a BIG BEAM...let's call it... The Death Star(TM)...and that way we can plast teRRist planets to dust...I'll be in charge of the project...my name is Darth Vader...I have a cool lightsaber too...wanna see????

    Darth Vader

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    1. Re:I have a great idea! by presarioD · · Score: 1

      ...damn typos...plasting a planet is not very appealing but BLASTING one is...

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  65. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    It has everything to do with technology. Yes, what we have is adequate to get into space, but at an ENORMOUS COST that simply does not justify itself in any way shape or form.

    I'm curious: What cost would you consider acceptable? Would $35 million for a SpaceX Falcon 9 plus another few million for a Dragon capsule carrying 7 people be acceptable?

  66. *I* want to be an astronaut by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Which means cheap spaceflight, which means high volume and mass production, which means private companies. I don't really care much about space science because that'll be much cheaper and easier when folk like me can afford to get into space.

    So... Kill NASA.

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  67. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >what "new forms of propulsion and energy" should we wait for?

    We could be much better off with laser launchers and second-generation NERVA designs. Once to orbit, all sorts of possibilities open up if you have a working model of the high-thrust ion drive from Dr. Roger Walker's team.

  68. Or become part of the DoD by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I am strictly libertarian. However, IMO NASA should've NEVER seperated from the USAF/DoD.

    The DoD has a purpose: defense. NASA doesn't really have a purpose.

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  69. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    If you want to capture the public's imagination, fake some manned missions on a sound stage for 100 million or so. Then spend the real money on real science.

    The "capturing the public's imagination" argument is bullshit, because you end up spending all of your budget to achieve this goal, and before you know it, the public's imagination has been captured by something else, like MySpace or American Idol. Any attention that a manned mission to mars will get will be extremely short lived. The costs far exceed the benefits.

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  70. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by davidsyes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We need to remove more famine from Earth before we go on more luxury/bragging cruises to other planets.

    I suppose if we found a hidden colony of exiles or prisoners JUST below the US in terms of power, we humans would be made targets because assholes want to play Masters of the Universe.

    We have more important missions down here, like bolstering education, feeding people, fighting AIDS and HIV, stabilizing regimes even if we don't LIKE them, fixing our terrestrial foreign policy, ridding offices of corrupt, dangerous, myopic, evil, and unctuous people.

    If we have $10 BILLION to GIVE to NASA, we should tell them, "You need to take another 5-year break. We're diverting the money to CIVIL applications. COMMUNITY applications. HOMELESSNESS reduction programs."

    Stupid-ass humans. Priorities: Conquest, subsumation, power projection, economic exploitation, political control, techno-braggery... above almost all else...

    Personally, I hope nature keeps on setting us back until we PROVE, PROVE we deserve to get past the moon. Right now, in my uncorrupted observation, NOOOOO country on this planet deserves, has any right, or ought to be allowed "out there". Humans are still TOO DANGEROUS!

    NASA and government should concentrate on Terra Firma, near-Earth orbit research, and stop wasting TRILLIONS on pet projects we DON'T YET **NEED***.

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  71. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Right now, real science prorgams are being canceled left and right so that this nearly purely masturbatory enterprise of putting humans back on the moon can go forward.

    I think you've hit it on the head. Manned space flight is a masturbatory exercise. It fuels space geeks fantasies. If other countries want to do it for their national prestige, fine. Hell, let's help them. Maybe even get one of our astronauts on board in exchange for helping. But we need to spend our money wisely, and that means on missions that give us the most scientific bang for the buck.

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  72. Some ideas... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    If you want to promote science and technology, give us EASY access to it.

    Grab a live-CD image that's for engineering applications, with CAD, CAM, and PCB software on it, and add on the blueprints that NASA has from decades of space travel. I'd live to see teh blueprints from the Appollo program. There should be clear explanations of what every file is.

    Andy Out!

  73. What about a referal? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Here's some guys and gals who may have an idea or two for ya, NASA.

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  74. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 1

    and come back to spacefaring when we have a better solution?
    There's the rub. First, once you put NASA on hiatus, a major part of the incentive for new engineers to enter the field is lost; you will soon drop the talent pool substantially. Second, if NASA goes away, it will be much harder (both from a logistics viewpoint and from a public relations viewpoint) to bring it back. There are lots of people now who say that NASA is a waste of money to maintain. Stopping it then restarting it is not only expensive, but those same people would be able to point out how we are getting along without it just fine.

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  75. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    They have to conserve and go slow precisely because they are not given the funding, resources, or payload size that the human missions are.

    Wrong. They have to conserve fuel because there's no way to send them more. They go slowly because they have to wait for their data to reach Earth. Then, the data has to be evaluated, decisions made as to what to do next, the new instructions programmed and sent back. All this takes time because a robot can't react to something its designers didn't expect and exploration is nothing more than looking for the unexpected. One human can do more exploration than a fleet of robots simply because the human has initiative and the ability to change its own plans as needed without waiting for instructions.

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  76. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Yuo couldn't be more wrong. What we have is working... to no purpose. It's not better, it's poitless.

    I'll hate to ask you to reconsider your opinion, sir. Because NASA TV has provided me and my peers with endless hours of fun, including drinking cola in space (wobble, wobble, wobble!), eating in space (squirting food from a tube! yea!) and other fun acts I'd never see otherwise.

    Long live NASA!

  77. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

    And several different sorts of robot eyes are a heck of a lot better than human eyes.

    Ok. Like what? Or, more specifically, what can a robot do that a human could not do with the right equipment? And better yet, with a robotic explorer, that equipment has to be kept on hand at all times and can only be used in a very limited fashion. With a human, it can be stuffed in a closet and brought out as needed and adapted and adjusted on the fly.

    Unmanned missions are cheaper because you can't do shit with them. If your entire goal was to take pictures from a single location and feed a few small surface rocks into a strictly predefined set of testing equipment, then you might have a case. But basically every other type of mission that would be merely expensive for a human could simply not be done by robot, for any amount.

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  78. Second Best by rabbit.johnson · · Score: 1

    If memory serves me, Richard Nixon chose the shuttle design in 1973. The best proposal was a ram jet that could take off and land at any conventional airport. Instead he went with the second choice which involved the main tank and boosters, thousands of workers and the gargantuan Apollo-leftovers infrastructure. I can only imagine his reasoning.

  79. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how easy for closeminded simpletons to mod this guy off topic... you can't be any better than his rant... pitiful...

  80. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    "As for doing science, an astronaut can stop, look, say "ooh, what an interesting rock!" then walk over, pick it up, and examine it closely with a Mark I eyeball in, what, 30 seconds? It takes days if not weeks for a Mars rover to do the same thing."

    Did I not already cover this argument? Robot missions are done for a tiny tiny fraction of the payload and cost of human missions. They have to conserve and go slow precisely because they are not given the funding, resources, or payload size that the human missions are.

    Umm... No. Robot missions accomplish less than manned missions because robots are less capable than humans. Period. Take Spirit and Opportunity - no amount of payload or budget will make them go faster, because the technology simply doesn't exist to do so. (And a *huge* amount of money has been expended trying - with so little sucess that we have gone back to the 'try anything, anything - something might work' phase. See the DARPA Grand Challenge.)
    "This really bears repeating: the viability of a successful space program -- public or private -- has nothing to do with technology; what we have now is totally adequate for the task and has been for at least the last 20 years."

    It has everything to do with technology. Yes, what we have is adequate to get into space, but at an ENORMOUS COST that simply does not justify itself in any way shape or form.

    Umm... No. The technology we have *now* is sufficient to send us into space at a fraction of the current costs.
  81. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1
    I think you've hit it on the head. Manned space flight is a masturbatory exercise.

    So you're telling me that there's something wrong with masturbation? Right here on slashdot of all places?

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  82. Re:Their Very Best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather see some money spent on space science than the legions of shit sack welfare sponges and illegal aliens. Exterminae all thse fuckers to save some real money.

  83. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Nothing wrong with it.

    But why spend billions of dollars each year for manned space flight jack off material when pr0n on the internet is free? Maybe there isn't enough* star trek cosplay pr0n out there.

    *I've not really searched, so I'm not even sure that it exists, but I'd be surprised if there was none.

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  84. The vote will be held from orbit by davidwr · · Score: 1

    You read my mind :)

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    1. Re:The vote will be held from orbit by Eyeball97 · · Score: 1

      See, what happens when you put the tinfoil aside for even a moment...

  85. Keep the Public Interested! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Start a NASA or Astronomy cable channel. If there's enough people watching a golf channel, then there can be a NASA channel. :)
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  86. Now I'm really sorry ....... by chawly · · Score: 1

    Noticed this bit in TFA

    Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts.
    and I'm really sorry that such a list - so easy to make - will not be enough.

    I would have listed Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a heartbeat. They could just sit up there and use the Hubble telescope to count their accumulation of money. They would be occupied for eons, leaving someone else the time to clean up the mess.

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  87. Ideas for NASA by petrus4 · · Score: 1

    1) Invent much faster form of propulsion than that currently commonly in use, which also does not involve oil/fossil fuel.

    2) Design spacecraft that has some reasonable assurance of not randomly exploding in midair.

    3) Do not adhere purely to the advice/perspectives/belief systems of "mainstream" scientists when attempting to solve the above, as solutions to above problems do exist, but mainstream scientists have vested interests in making sure you don't find them, because if you start using said solutions, the rest of us here on Earth will too, and then the oil companies will lose.

    4) Do not attempt to go beyond Earth orbit again until 1, 2, and 3 have been followed.

    1. Re:Ideas for NASA by lxs · · Score: 1

      As long as we're dreaming, someone send them Bill Hicks' suggestion:

      Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

      hey, it's worth a shot.

  88. Shot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts."

    I was reading the above sentence and stopped in shock after having read "shot", not continuing to read the last three words anymore. I instantly reread the title to see if we were indeed talking about NASA and not about the NSA, that other organization situated at a very small Levenshtein distance from "NASA".

  89. ZOMG! Monkeys! by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

    "Science Blog is reporting that NASA is seeking proposals 'for creating and managing innovative activities, events, products, services, or other types of formal or informal education methods..."

    Three Words: Monkeys in Spacesuits.

    Not only will this capture the collective heart of America, but it can be funded by offering to conduct a typical pork-barrel experiment that government-funded programs normally tend to be. How about "Studying the effect of orbiting the Earth on the accuracy of simians flinging crap."

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  90. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question: What did President Kennedy do when he got into office?

    Answer: He did what he could to alleviate the suffering of others, AND gave the nation a goal which would drive it forward in all areas, carrying along those who could not help themselves, giving us all a greater understanding of, and a stronger footing in, our world.

    Famine, dear sir, is a political problem: the world produces MORE food as a whole than the entire human population needs in a year - but distribution is constantly being blocked in all directions, by all kinds of circumstances. Throwing money at political problems doesn't solve them, or even really change their state.

    Disease is a social problem as much as it is a simple fact of life. Throwing money can help social problems, but if that money isn't oriented toward making people believe in each other, help each other, and motivate each other, then it's wasted.

  91. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by plunge · · Score: 1

    If someone else is paying for the vanity project, any amount is acceptable.

  92. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by J05H · · Score: 1

    Robots can't breed.

    If your goal is human colonization, then robots are mere tools to extend presence.

    Shuttle, ISS, etc will not open the solar system. Fighting over those systems (and "science") is a sideshow. It is people squabbling over a couple of rowboats, compared to the fleets that will need building. Arguing over a very small pie. NASA is not going to open the Solar System up, that can only be done by individuals and companies making the decision to go there and stay.

    There is money to be made on passenger spaceflight, and new systems becoming available. The future of spaceflight hasn't been brighter in decades, and it looks like a sustainable industry is developing.

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  93. We could increase the Neilsen ratings... by fellip_nectar · · Score: 1

    ...by sending up the following:

    1. "Average Joe", blue collar worker.
    2. Inanimate Carbon Rod.

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  94. they should change their mission... by salec · · Score: 1

    NASA should start process of ending the players carrier and moving into a carrier of a couch. Current monolithic structure needs to be "modularised" for interworking with other private and government parties interested in activities in or about outer space. Today there is a lot of interested and rich investors eager to get into space business. NASA should become something like space businesses launchpad - providing education (=SPAACE... ACADEMY!= - Navigation, Space Vessel Design and Manufacturing, Structural Engineering in Outer Space, Space Mission Management... ), expertise (design consulting) and independent testing of "spaceworthiness" of designs and procedures (sort of UL for outer space). It should devise distributed cooperating system, a network, of orbital and interplanetary flight control. In short, NASA should move on up the ladder and think bigger and further then their present activites, with accent of coordinating and supporting the others and it doesn't need to do it for free, either. Perhaps not all its expenses would be covered with income that it could realize this way, but OTOH, this plan involves abstaining from actual, most expensive, practical, activities. Present part of NASA that did actual manufacturing & assembly & launching should be "outsourced", privatised, sold to investors (but key experts should be kept in agency, as consultants and lecturers) and more such enterprises should be allowed to be founded, with hired help from new, reformed NASA.

  95. Wiki by 0peth · · Score: 1

    A moderated online Wiki would work wonderfully.

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  96. Re:How about killing the shuttle and doing science by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    The parent post should be rated funny, not informative. A simple argument desolves the foundation of the parent's thesis; "Are resources cheaper today than yesterday?" This planet, and its resources are fixed quanities; And they grow smaller everyday. There is a cost for this shrikage, waiting around does not reduce this cost.

  97. Innovation. At NASA? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Re: Innovation.

    Dear NASA,

    Try:

    • More successes, fewer failures.
    • More science, less politics.

    Achieve these and you won't need clever tricks to get people interested in your projects.

    Sincerely,

    The Public.

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  98. Next Slashdot poll? "People to shoot into space." by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    Noticed this bit in TFA:

    Sadly I don't think simply providing them with a list of people you want shot into space counts.

    and I'm really sorry that such a list - so easy to make - will not be enough...

    I foresee the next Slashdot poll...
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  99. at least they are honest about it.. by koroviev+(begemot) · · Score: 1

    (..except that no novel publicity approaches on boring stuff will make it les boring). Actually, the problem is that only the mundane stuff done at/by NASA gets publicity. Woah, a rocket launch, woah, a space station, woah, people floating at zero-g. I think we've been seen those pictures 40 years ago. The difference is, 40 years ago they were cool, ano noone has woken up to the fact that they are not cool anymore. How about some publicity on new propultion concept research (done at/by NASA), or actually doing something that has a WOPMPF? Like a mass-driver slasha catapult slash alternative to rockets?

  100. NASA Wants Free PR for Brand Placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the NAIS business opportunity (link), then you will see that they are not asking for public ideas, but for corporate sponsors.

    "... seeks one or more unfunded collaborations ..."

    "... NASA will consider negotiating brand placement, limited exclusivity (defined above) and other opportunities ..."

    They want Nike to do their work for them in exchange for the swoosh being used in the educational materials generated or something. You would have to be interested in marketing to school kids to make this work for you. But that smacks of bringing ads into the classroom, which is a bad thing IMHO.

    I'd rather see them sell ads like NASCAR, get corporate sponsors for painting logos on rockets or the shuttle. That would at least be honest advertising. Marketing to kids through education sounds like a deceptive practice.