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  1. Direct link to PDF on Using HTML5 To Hide Malware · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here: http://arxiv.org/pdf/1507.03467v1.pdf

    Because 1) these geniuses don't know how to do a hyperlink, and 2) the article is completely worthless aside from a link to a page that links to the PDF.

  2. Why is this stupid bullshit on the front page? Kick its ass back to idle if you absolutely have to have it on /. at all.

  3. Can we have one that bans silly bullshit? on Brazilian Evangelicals Set Up a "Sin Free" Version of Facebook · · Score: 2

    Oh wait, it would be totally empty. Everything I've seen on facebook is usually some form of circle jerk. It's pretty much only useful for tracking my D&D session events at this point.

  4. "the design of the car counts for a lot" on Why Electric Vehicles Aren't More Popular · · Score: 1

    Well no fucking shit. I've been saying this since the first one I saw that looked like crap. They don't just look "different", they look bad. If I was a conspiracy nut, I'd think they were butt ugly on purpose to keep people buying traditional cars.

  5. I think there's a lot of misplaced hate here on Japanese Court Orders Google To Delete Past Reports Of Man's Molestation Arrest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We don't know exactly what this guy did. Grabbing a 15 year old's ass once on public transport is quite a lot different than kidnapping and rape and should be treated as such. If he wants to clean up his act, he should be given a fair chance to do so.

  6. They probably never got the email on My United Airlines Website Hack Gets Snubbed · · Score: 1

    Didn't you whine a lot before about how spam filters always weed out your inane drivel?

  7. Re:Unacceptable... on Anti-Uber Taxi Protest Blocks Access To Airports In France · · Score: 1

    You should spam this comment a few more times.

  8. Re:So, um, guys? on Warner Bros. Halts Sales of AAA Batman PC Game Over Technical Problems · · Score: 5, Informative

    They outsourced the PC port to a group of twelve people and gave them two months. I wish that was a joke.

  9. Please stop giving him attention on Kim Jong Un Claims To Have Cured AIDS, Ebola and Cancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At least put this story on idle or something. Some dictator claiming stupid shit is hardly new, and it's certainly not something anyone needs to concern themselves with.

  10. Re:Isnt' that beyond Script Kiddie? on Intel Security Scares Ransomware Script Kiddie Out of Business · · Score: 1

    I guess you'd call this person a script kiddie enabler? Supplier, maybe?

  11. Holy shit on Siri, Cortana and Google Have Nothing On SoundHound's Speech Recognition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could you suck SoundHound's cock a little harder? This is the most shameless bullshit I've seen all day, and I just watched Kayne West talk for 30 seconds.

  12. No one looks like their ID on China Unveils World's First Facial Recognition ATM · · Score: 1

    In Taiwan, they photoshop the bastard out of every ID picture. By the time they were done airbrushing and bleaching my wife's picture, it looked like a geisha. They photoshopped makeup on her because she wasn't wearing any. No clue if they do the same thing in China, but that wouldn't match shit here.

  13. Better summary on Why PowerPoint Should Be Banned · · Score: 1

    "Man, I hate having to look at slides. We should ban Powerpoint! Who's with me?"

  14. You stole too little on Hacker Warns Starbucks of Security Flaw, Gets Accused of Fraud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows that you get a negative reaction for stealing a small amount. Steal a couple million and you'll be respected.

  15. Most pixel art is bullshit on The Decline of Pixel Art · · Score: 1

    The vast majority of games that employ pixel art do so because they want to have an art budget of $1.50. While some games really wouldn't be the same without it (like Retro City Rampage), I'm pretty sick of seeing every lazy asshole indie dev using pixel art and slapping the word "retro" on their terrible game. It's gotten to the point that pixel art is a good way to weed out games I don't want to play. Turns out you can absolutely judge a book by its cover.

  16. Re:Wtf! on The World's Most Dangerous Driving Simulator · · Score: 1

    That's not even close to being true. Go try and buy yourself a racing car with $54k, then come back and tell us all how it went.

  17. Wait... on Ebola Lurked In Cured Patient's Eye · · Score: 1

    Research is ongoing to determine whether and how to protect from this lingering ebola infection.

    So they're also considering just fucking off and leaving him be?

  18. Stop this nonsense on NASA Gets Its Marching Orders: Look Up! Look Out! · · Score: 1

    If you could stop trying to make headlines cute, that would be great.

  19. Well, that's easy on Google Insiders Talk About Why Google+ Failed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It failed because it was boring, shitty, and unnecessary, just like this article. Next question?

  20. Re:It was all created by God on 3.46-Billion-Year-Old 'Fossils' Were Not Created By Life Forms · · Score: 1

    The real troll here is the one who modded this funny so it would show up instead of being automatically hidden/collapsed.

  21. Could you fucking not? on Whoah, Small Spender! Steam Sets Limits For Users Who Spend Less Than $5 · · Score: 1

    I'm getting really sick of headlines trying to be cute.

  22. Are you retarded? on How To Make a Bitcoin Address With a TI-89 Calculator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not rolling a die 72 times and manually entering each result.

  23. Polititian doesn't understand the internet on Sen. Feinstein Says Anarchist Cookbook Should Be "Removed From the Internet" · · Score: 1

    News at 11.

  24. Re:Idiot Parents on Online "Swatting" Becomes a Hazard For Gamers Who Play Live On the Internet · · Score: 1

    > His mother, Brenda Willson, says her son is innocent and does not smoke, drink or have tattoos. "He would never swat," she says.

    With a mother as stupid as this, no wonder he's behaving like an asshole.

    Remember kids: not having tattoos renders you incapable of committing a crime. Tattoos are satan's personal transport to your butthole, or however we're saying crime happens nowadays. What a retarded way to defend someone's character.

  25. Star Wars? on Star Wars-Style "Bionic Hand' Fitted To First Patients · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the bionic hand is great and all, but what in the actual fuck does it have to do with Star Wars? Besides the one throwaway sentence at the start of the article, nothing. Fluffy bullshit is bullshit. Here's a better link (to a PDF) from The Lancet:

    http://press.thelancet.com/bio...

    No more page views for clickbaiting whores from Telegraph, please.