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  1. Re:USA is at it again on Iran Blocks 'Illegal' VPNs, Google, and Yahoo · · Score: 2

    ....with 72 people who by definition can not give a reasonable blow job.

    Blow jobs have nothing to do with virginity or sex. The best law Bill Clinton ever introduced to mankind.

  2. Re:Use of the words sic on Ask Slashdot: Can Quickoffice On Chromebooks Topple Microsoft's Office? · · Score: 1

    The first thing you need to do when schooling someone is make sure you are correct beforehand.

    I am correct. You don't have a clue. Your so-called "elaboration" demonstrated the use of "sic" to point out a misspelling.

    You have been schooled, so suck it up, or actually offer an elaboration which demonstrates how your mis-use of "sic" is correct.

  3. Re:The best laptop on the market today on Ask Slashdot: Can Quickoffice On Chromebooks Topple Microsoft's Office? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, because its nothing to do with preferences(sic) and priorities(sic).

    You' ve indicated by the use of "(sic)" that those two words are either misspelled or improperly-used.

    Would you care to elaborate, as both words are spelled properly...?

  4. Re:Well... on 'Bankrupt' Australian Surgeon Sues Google For Auto-Complete · · Score: 1

    ..Potential employers searching my name would see info about another person with my name, assume it's me, and move on to the next applicant...

    So, your future employers are all so stupid that they'd automatically assume that google's autocomplete refers "solely" to you? Why would you seek employment with such stupid people? All employers are stupid, right?

    cheers,

  5. Re:It's not what it use to be anyplace else either on Has CES Lost Its Star Appeal? · · Score: 1

    ...People don't rush out and line up to buy the new 2013 kenmore microwave or get excited the new maytag washer has 1 more washing mode than before.

    Hey! I have a neckbeard and a black pseudo-turtleneck (aka "dickey"), and I just heard that there's a shiny new button on an i-Device.

    I'm on my way to camp out at the Apple Store, you insensitive clod.

    cheers,

  6. Re:Video and first thoughts. on Ubuntu Phone OS Unveiled · · Score: 1

    ...99.99999% of all Slashdot readers that claim open source is superior to closed source have not contributed one line of code to any open source project...

    citation, please.

  7. Re:Sex Offenders on New York Culls Sex Offenders From the Online Gaming Ranks · · Score: 1

    ...But baring them from gaming...

    Pretty sure that barring them is to prevent precisely that!

    cheers,

  8. Re:This time round, this might even work on Dirigible Airship Prototype Approaches Completion · · Score: 1

    Except that we modern folk call them "windmills" today, just as we'll call them "windmills" tomorrow, and no amount of shouts from the micro-percentile of the populace of, "That's not correct! It's the longer, awkward, unfluid dual-word "wind turbine"", will ever change that.

    Citation? See "hacker".

    cheers,

  9. Re:Exit node malware coming soon on "Anonymous" File-Sharing Darknet Ruled Illegal By German Court · · Score: 2

    There is also the preponderance of smartphones and tablets (despite the seemingly luddite /. groupthink that they're faddish....)

    The *oops* factor on these devices is at least two-fold.

    cheers,

  10. Re:Regulation is problematic on Pirate Party MEP Helps Draft New Credit Card Company Controls · · Score: 1

    ...In my experience analogies are like fauly watches, they are seldom correct and most of the times gives a sense of undestandning something but in reality just complicates things.

    I'm confused with your particular analogy, though. Instead of a fauly watch, could you try again using a car with fauly brakes?

    chores,

  11. Re:Hard to tell on Ask Slashdot: Which International Online Music Stores Are Legit? · · Score: 1

    That, plus he's dead, so I wouldn't be overly concerned.

    cheers,

  12. Re:If all you need are anectodes on Windows Phone 8 Users Hit Some Snags · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...and, the one-star comment from your link:

    By stop hiring guns to artificially boost up your phone ratings at Amazon. Lumia 900 was a show case of robot reviews. When I am writing this, Lumia 920 has already received five reviews, all of them 5-star. All but one has written a review of another product other than Lumia 920.

    DBLA (1 review in total) http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1S7GEDIIDVLKG/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp
    jthom (2 reviews) http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2A941MKMDREPG/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp
    Sup Karma (1 review) http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A4SUJVO0D8DM9/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp
    Ramiro Watson (4 reviews, ALL on different colors of Lumia 920 with different titles) http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1GU6PSZG155ND/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp
    joseasilvestre (1 review) http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3RR13YM1XGXNU/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp

    ...the nokia/ms adulation in those reviews makes the apple/droid camps here appear subdued.

    cheers,

  13. Re:I don't get it. on Windows Phone 8 Users Hit Some Snags · · Score: 1

    ...just type %ProgramData%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs into the new toolbar dialog box to fill it back in.

    B-b-but..isn't that like a c-c-command line? That's sooo Linux, and despite millions of people proving otherwise, Linux will n-n-never be ready for the desktop. ...and why are there hashes on your command line?

    chains,

  14. Re:Stop renting DVD's on Ask Slashdot: How To Make a DVD-Rental Store More Relevant? · · Score: 2

    Perhaps he could open a waterbed business.

    Or buy shares in Facebook.

    cheers,

  15. Re:Sorry kids... on David Cameron 'Orders New Curbs On Internet Porn' · · Score: 1

    ...For kids of this age it will be a misspelled word that will give them there first experience.

    If only you'd waited long enough, that experience could have been yours....

    cheers,

  16. Re:Sorry kids... on David Cameron 'Orders New Curbs On Internet Porn' · · Score: 1

    ...the printed directions in me mum's kotex package, sonny.

  17. Re:Serious comment on German Police Stop Man With Mobile Office In Car · · Score: 1

    I just read the headline and figured some nutjob had a copy of MS's new Mobile Office(TM) for Win8/RT/Surface or whatever else they've been blathering about lately....

    So, ya...that wudda been strange.

    cheers,

  18. Re:Think ATT is bad move north! on Ask Slashdot: AT&T's Data Usage Definition Proprietary? · · Score: 1

    For starters, go with a reseller. Yes, the backbone is still those three evil bastards, but you'll save money and be uncapped. As for nasty shit like throttling and DPI, I haven't noticed anything (I'm with Netfox. I used Teksavvy, as well.)

    cheers,

  19. Re:UPDATE on John McAfee Accused of Murder, Wanted By Belize Police · · Score: 1

    ...or you could use your partner's finger....

    (cue /. jokes about parents, moms, basements, ad nauseum)

    chores,

  20. Re:UPDATE on John McAfee Accused of Murder, Wanted By Belize Police · · Score: 2

    I'm just trying to do a bong hit anally and no one seems to mind that I'm bogarting.

    I had chili for lunch tho', so I suspect the others are fearing the blue dart....

    cheers,

  21. Re:What? on The Release Candidate For Linux Mint 14 "Nadia" Is Out · · Score: 2

    He was a president, and his motor skills were often called into question, hence, the article you read.

    hth,

  22. Re:In other news on Windows 8 Defeats 85% of Malware Detected In the Past 6 Months · · Score: 4, Funny

    I copied bash to my Win8 boxen, ran

    # rm -rf /

    and now Win8 doesn't boot.

    Thanks for the perfect solution.

    cheers,

  23. Re:Don't let them win on Bradley Manning Offers Partial Guilty Plea To Military Court · · Score: 1

    What crime would Assange stand trial for?

    "Pissing off" the USA, the same crime the UK extradites its own citizens for.

    cheers,

  24. Re:Problem is with sex offense laws, not registry on EFF Sues to Block New Internet Sex-Offender Law · · Score: 2

    ...adultery -- the topic of two of the ten commandments -- has been completely decriminalized in most states...

    ...in Moses' time adultery took place *only* if the woman was married, which is why there's a second commandment (men always requiring clarification).

    The number of concubines King David had when he moved into the House of Jerusalem is noted....

    cheers,

  25. Re:So f*cked up on Apple Loses Patent Case For FaceTime Tech, Owes $368 Million · · Score: 1

    I sometimes root for the Cubs.

    cheers,