Kevin: Dude, just do it. Eric: No, I am NOT going to do it. Kevin: Remember when Marcy photocopied her chest, she got caught and she didn't even get in trouble! Eric: This is different... Kevin: How are they even going to know it's your p... Eric: DUDE, I'm not doing it!
I've got no good jokes for this story...
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I'm a pretty funny guy, no I take that back, a REALLY funny guy, but other than the obvious "waiter there's a server in my fly," I just can't think of any good ones.
Of course it is 5:30 in the morning and I haven't slept in two days.
Yo, I feel ya, butter up some pixies and keep da framerizates hizigh... Keep it real, an we be rollin in the rova sittin' on dubs! Damn, fool, foget dubs, Jordans!
Here's my regular sources of info, not including the twenty or so blogs i read everyday....
By the way, let me take this oppurtunity to sing the praises of RSS, an XML schema, that allows for new aggragtors such as NetNewsWire for OSX to collect and read blog, new sites, etc... from one app... Wonderful stuff.... If your websites aren't outputting it, they should be!
"Realworld" News indymedia.org - far left news and thoughts newsmax.com - far right news and thoughts nytimes.com - somewhere inbetween, leaning to the left
I do this to balance things out so that hopefully the info I am being fed (and don't lie to yourself, you ARE being fed) is at least a bit varied, and I can try to make own my own conclusions...
What is popular and currently interesting: (Popular doesn't mean best, but i AM interested in what's popular) daypop.org/top memepool.com slashdot.o rg
Tecnical Reference phpbuilder.com - php and mysql reference http://forums.macnn.com/ - all things Mac devshed.com - more php and mysql www.macdevcenter.com - more Mac macosxhints.com - OSX centric arstechnica.com - everything else!
Breaking Mac News: maccentral.com macnn.com thinksecret.com (for somewhat reliable rumors)
General Interest howstuffworks.com - one of THE most underated sites online
It is your duty as an American to carry around a satalite phone in a backpack, ala Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell. Who do you turn to for such a beast? Iridium of course. After eleven rounds of refinancing, they are back in full force, with even bigger phones and more ridiculous rates. Anthrax scare in L.A.? Call your family in San Diego and let them know you're alright, or at least not dead, for the low, low, comforting price of $24.99 per minute.
Here is what I want in a PDA/Phone, I would pay just about anything for this phone.
Let's start with what I DON'T want becuase they add weight, power usage, cost, and size. I have a Canon Powershot s230 and an iPod, keep that in mind.
1. Color screen, i don't need it, i don't want it.
2. Digital camera, good lord, no.
3. Mp3 player, not yet, someday maybe.
4. Games, if i want them i'll download them, don't sell them to me as a "feature", see OS requirments below...
Now what I DO want!!!
1. A standards based operating system that uses industry standards for storing, accessing, and syncing phone numbers, to-do lists, addresses, notes, and files.... I also want an SDK to be able right my own apps
2. Bluetooth, i think this is a cool technology with real benefits, not just hype. Using my phone as a modem while i'm on the train for my TiBook would be cool.
3. A Palm-Pilot sized hi-res OLED screen, it doesn't have to be color, just hi-res and bright.
4. Form factor should be that of a flip phone, I think the Handspring is a very small step in the right direction, but it still feels horriblly cheap and is still about 20% larger that i would like. The bezels still seem way to big and bulky...
5. Battery life should kick ass.
6. I want it to sync and interact PERFECTLY with my OSX TiBook via BlueTooth, although this is mainly Apple's responsibility...
7. Some sort of advanced security.... Any ideas?
8. Make it compatible with as many networks as possible...
Somebody make this phone and I will pay $500 for it today.
I can always dream.....
Please... Come back.... argggg.... to me later..... serious Cherry Icee... eeeeeeeeek... brainfreeze right now..... wouldn't..... want to mess up.... the results....
They declared bankrupcy after a huge loss in a class-action asbestos lawsuit. Then they went on to simply not pay many small design firms they owed money to. Pretty much puta few of them out of business. It was right around Christmas time too.
Anyone think they'll pay these firms pay after plastic pop cans become all the rage? Yeah, me neither...
You know for being a virus, I'd think the authors would want to give it a cool name, like Infectita or Shadowbyte, I dunno SOMETHING cool. Instead, it's Klez, which sounds like a freeware puzzle game that sucks ass but has a lot of bright colors.
Just a heads up to all the peps out there it holdin' down. If you buy the special edition super ultra limited DVD box (with the bookend thingies), enclosed is a free pass to see TTT in the theaters, or theatres depending on your pondsidage.
Yes, they have problems, yes, they should open things up a bit more (Quicktime), and yes they should use their legal hounds much less, but can you name another computer company with this kind of sense of humor? I can't imagine, Dell, Microsloth, Gateway, or IBM putting these kind of ads online... They are not really business related (he doesn't talk about Apple products that much..), they are just fun little spoofs on the Switch ad campaign.
Bravo Apple, now just send those lawyers up to the North Pole...
... situations like this are why God invented attractive woman, italian sports cars, and the Grand Canyon. For the love of everything good and nice to stare at, please put any of these on your wall instead of a cartoon penguin or devil thingie.
Don't blow it, or somebody might make up a comical poster about the chances of you losing your virginity and put it on their wall.
The Delta 4 swerved suddenly of course at 5:45pm today and headed for Iraq with uncanny precsion eventually crashing into Saddam Hussein's secret, undergroud, booby trap filled hideout. A Pentagon spokesperson said "Our plan is working wonderfully, uh, I mean... to bad about the whole rocket foul-up."
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Kevin: Dude, just do it.
Eric: No, I am NOT going to do it.
Kevin: Remember when Marcy photocopied her chest, she got caught and she didn't even get in trouble!
Eric: This is different...
Kevin: How are they even going to know it's your p...
Eric: DUDE, I'm not doing it!
I'm a pretty funny guy, no I take that back, a REALLY funny guy, but other than the obvious "waiter there's a server in my fly," I just can't think of any good ones.
Of course it is 5:30 in the morning and I haven't slept in two days.
Yo, I feel ya, butter up some pixies and keep da framerizates hizigh... Keep it real, an we be rollin in the rova sittin' on dubs! Damn, fool, foget dubs, Jordans!
By the way, let me take this oppurtunity to sing the praises of RSS, an XML schema, that allows for new aggragtors such as NetNewsWire for OSX to collect and read blog, new sites, etc... from one app... Wonderful stuff.... If your websites aren't outputting it, they should be!
"Realworld" News
indymedia.org - far left news and thoughts
newsmax.com - far right news and thoughts
nytimes.com - somewhere inbetween, leaning to the left
I do this to balance things out so that hopefully the info I am being fed (and don't lie to yourself, you ARE being fed) is at least a bit varied, and I can try to make own my own conclusions...
What is popular and currently interesting: (Popular doesn't mean best, but i AM interested in what's popular)o rg
daypop.org/top
memepool.com
slashdot.
Tecnical Reference
phpbuilder.com - php and mysql reference
http://forums.macnn.com/ - all things Mac
devshed.com - more php and mysql
www.macdevcenter.com - more Mac
macosxhints.com - OSX centric
arstechnica.com - everything else!
Breaking Mac News:
maccentral.com
macnn.com
thinksecret.com (for somewhat reliable rumors)
General Interest
howstuffworks.com - one of THE most underated sites online
Fun
I have a girlfriend for fun.
Sounds like a job for the overhyped, yet underused markup langauge that is XML.
Never really went anywhere, but feel free to check it out...
http://www.cloudcitydigital.com/resense/
But if you lose a limb, ain't no chamber gonna bring it back...
It is your duty as an American to carry around a satalite phone in a backpack, ala Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell. Who do you turn to for such a beast? Iridium of course. After eleven rounds of refinancing, they are back in full force, with even bigger phones and more ridiculous rates. Anthrax scare in L.A.? Call your family in San Diego and let them know you're alright, or at least not dead, for the low, low, comforting price of $24.99 per minute.
....I would feel bad for them.
In The Third Age 3018
....
War was beginning.
Gandalf: What happen ?
Aragorn: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Legolas: We get signal.
Gandalf: What !
Aragorn: Palinteer turn on.
Gandalf: It's You !!
Saruman: How are you gentlemen !!
Saruman: All your Helm's Deep are belong to us.
Saruman: You are on the way to destruction.
Gandalf: What you say !!
Saruman: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Saruman: HA HA HA HA
Gandalf: Take off every 'orc' !!
Gandalf: You know what you doing.
Gandalf: Move 'orc'.
Gandalf: For great justice.
Let's start with what I DON'T want becuase they add weight, power usage, cost, and size. I have a Canon Powershot s230 and an iPod, keep that in mind.
1. Color screen, i don't need it, i don't want it.
2. Digital camera, good lord, no.
3. Mp3 player, not yet, someday maybe.
4. Games, if i want them i'll download them, don't sell them to me as a "feature", see OS requirments below...
Now what I DO want!!!
1. A standards based operating system that uses industry standards for storing, accessing, and syncing phone numbers, to-do lists, addresses, notes, and files.... I also want an SDK to be able right my own apps
2. Bluetooth, i think this is a cool technology with real benefits, not just hype. Using my phone as a modem while i'm on the train for my TiBook would be cool.
3. A Palm-Pilot sized hi-res OLED screen, it doesn't have to be color, just hi-res and bright.
4. Form factor should be that of a flip phone, I think the Handspring is a very small step in the right direction, but it still feels horriblly cheap and is still about 20% larger that i would like. The bezels still seem way to big and bulky...
5. Battery life should kick ass.
6. I want it to sync and interact PERFECTLY with my OSX TiBook via BlueTooth, although this is mainly Apple's responsibility...
7. Some sort of advanced security.... Any ideas?
8. Make it compatible with as many networks as possible...
Somebody make this phone and I will pay $500 for it today.
I can always dream.....
Please... Come back.... argggg.... to me later..... serious Cherry Icee... eeeeeeeeek... brainfreeze right now..... wouldn't..... want to mess up.... the results....
ahhhhhh..... warm water......
They declared bankrupcy after a huge loss in a class-action asbestos lawsuit. Then they went on to simply not pay many small design firms they owed money to. Pretty much puta few of them out of business. It was right around Christmas time too.
Anyone think they'll pay these firms pay after plastic pop cans become all the rage? Yeah, me neither...
You know for being a virus, I'd think the authors would want to give it a cool name, like Infectita or Shadowbyte, I dunno SOMETHING cool. Instead, it's Klez, which sounds like a freeware puzzle game that sucks ass but has a lot of bright colors.
Just a heads up to all the peps out there it holdin' down. If you buy the special edition super ultra limited DVD box (with the bookend thingies), enclosed is a free pass to see TTT in the theaters, or theatres depending on your pondsidage.
If my code is buggy, will the data corrupting bug fix it? Kind of one of those reverse deals, like "I don't not hate you!"
Well, it would be nice....
Bravo Apple, now just send those lawyers up to the North Pole...
... situations like this are why God invented attractive woman, italian sports cars, and the Grand Canyon. For the love of everything good and nice to stare at, please put any of these on your wall instead of a cartoon penguin or devil thingie.
Don't blow it, or somebody might make up a comical poster about the chances of you losing your virginity and put it on their wall.
Don't blow it.
Rueters:
The Delta 4 swerved suddenly of course at 5:45pm today and headed for Iraq with uncanny precsion eventually crashing into Saddam Hussein's secret, undergroud, booby trap filled hideout. A Pentagon spokesperson said "Our plan is working wonderfully, uh, I mean... to bad about the whole rocket foul-up."
Sounds like something from a Mortal Kombat game.
Perhaps,
EuroBSDcon 2002 is complete
would be better.
then again, i've been coding PHP for the last 12 hours, and probably am in no state to be making stupid jokes.
was that some sort of Perfect Strangers product tie in?
Judging by most of the 25 years I know, this is not a good thing...
Is this before or after the 1/8th of weed and three 40's of King Cobra???
You're kidding me, is Slashdot broke?
The end is nigh.
How to break apart bricks that "really really stuck together" if your mom is not around.
OPINION PAGE
Debating the topic: "When is the appropriate time to break up a store-bought model and return it's peices into the logo ether?"
MAIN ARTICLE
Exploring the history of gun substitutes for Lego guys. Remeber the metal detector, or the bull-horn?
SAFTEY
Avoiding foot injuries through proper storage procedures and adequete footware.
On the other hand, maybe it should just talk about robots...