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  1. Worse than Spring Surprise on Nestle's GPS Tracking Candy Campaign · · Score: 2

    Or Crunchy Frog.

    Constable Clitoris ate one of those!

  2. Re:great! on Fusion Power Breakthrough Near At Sandia Labs? · · Score: 4, Funny

    You were lucky. The oil companies beat me around the head and neck with a broken bottle, sliced me in two with a bread knife, then danced around my grave singing "Hallelujah!"

  3. Re:Industrial quality? on Huge Diamond Deposits Revealed In Russia · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Now that you can make large diamonds cheaply with vapor deposition, things have already changed.

    Back in the old days a small defect made a diamond worth far less. Now I've seen people charge more for diamonds with small defects because "you can tell it's a natural diamond, not a man-made diamond." And even the old, worthless, yellow "honey diamonds" are commanding higher prices.

  4. Re:Nonsense on India Plans To Build Fastest Supercomputer By 2017 · · Score: 1

    The gunfire metric is funny to me because I live WAY out in the country and I hear gunfire pretty much every day, especially on weekends. But it doesn't scare anyone because out here pretty much everyone has a shooting range somewhere on their property. It's hilly, no one lives on less than 10 acres, and most of us have far more than that.

    - many old appliances and dead computers rest in pieces at my place.
    - I need to find out who it is to the south of me that has full-auto.

  5. Re:Tonic water? on Promising New Drug May Cure Malaria · · Score: 1

    This is why my nightly G&T is so important. I'm helping prevent malaria. It shows I'm a good person.

  6. Re:CAFE Kills on White House Finalizes 54.5 MPG Fuel Efficiency Standard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    True, and that ticks me off. I live on a farm and my less than 2-year-old pickup is beat to hell in the bed and covered with scratches because I USE it.

    Seeing lots of pristine, clean pickup trucks driving around is a joke.

  7. Paging Michael Ellis... on Stanford Researchers Discover the 'Anternet' · · Score: 1

    Please pick up the phone at the ant counter.

  8. Re:This is what you get... on Iran Universities To Ban Women From 77 Fields of Study · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh "broad" brush.

  9. Greg Warren is vindicated on Cheap Four-fingered Robot Hand Edges Closer To Human Dexterity · · Score: 1

    Soon claiming a robot arm did it will be a good legal defense.

  10. Pretty quick, really. on Amazon Wants To Replace Tape With Slow But Cheap Off-Site "Glacier" Storage · · Score: 1, Informative

    It usually takes us a couple days to put in the request, get the tapes from offsite, then restore the data, hoping we picked the right dates.

  11. Re:Bill Gates is a Rock Star. on Bill Gates To Develop a Revolutionary Nuclear Reactor With Korea · · Score: 3, Informative

    Warren Buffet pledged most of his fortune to the Gates Foundation.

    I believe you are thinking of the late Steve Jobs.

  12. Re:wait, I thought stuff like this & tripwire on The Rapid Rise of License Plate Readers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just had Jury Duty this week. Simple criminal case, I wasn't picked for the jury.

    But the chatter in the halls by the other potential jurors was scary:
    "Well, he wouldn't be up there if he wasn't guilty."
    "Someone that age should know better than to steal!"
    "He looks guilty as hell."
    etc.

    So do YOU want to be put in front of these "peers" of yours?

  13. PocketBook on Ask Slashdot: Rugged E-book Reader? · · Score: 1

    I've had good luck with my PocketBook e-reader. I've traveled a lot with it and it has taken a lot of abuse.

  14. Re:Fakebook on Former Facebook Employee Questions the Social Media Life · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that was the first thing that scared me. Non-hashed passwords. Eek.

  15. It's not HOW you take notes, it's WHAT you take. on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Take Notes In the Modern Classroom? · · Score: 2

    Generally, you only need to know about 10% of what comes out of the profs mouth. The rest is just extra examples and fluff.

    Back in school I had friends who would write down EVERYTHING the prof would say without thinking. (Seriously, one girl I knew would write down what the professor said when greeting the class. I saw "Happy Wednesday, gang! Anyone seen my pointer?" atop one page.) These people took REAMS of notes and studied them for hours and hours. I took minimal notes and studied them quickly. I usually made much better grades. Not because I am a genius, but because I know WHEN something is important. THAT is the skill you need.

    Also, sit in the front, you are forced to pay attention.

  16. Re:If you don't have javascript, you're a bot? on Company Claims 80% of Facebook Ad Clicks Are From Bots · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Except FB charges for clicks.

    So they are charging for fake clicks, which means they are engaging in fraud if FB is behind the fake clicks.
    And even if FB is not behind the fake clicks, FB will have to severely reduce ad rates because they cannot deliver true clicks.

    I stand by my assertion that FB will tank.

  17. Re:If you don't have javascript, you're a bot? on Company Claims 80% of Facebook Ad Clicks Are From Bots · · Score: 5, Informative

    RTFA. They did the analysis. 98-99% of their direct-clicks had javascript. 0nly 20% of the ones from Facebook had javascript.

    Sorry if I RTFA. I'll try not to next time.

    Upshot: Facebook stock tanks again.

  18. Re:but you can change a password on Face To Face With the 'Human Barcode' · · Score: 1

    And getting that fingerprint-lock locker open after an hour in the hot tub at the gym is damn near impossible.

  19. How long were the games? on Champions Declared In AI Poker Tournament · · Score: 1

    I couldn't find it anywhere in the article or links, but how long do these games take to play? Is there a time limit per player decision?

    I can imagine scenarios where the whole game takes mere microseconds to complete, or (because I remember the old "start compile and go get some coffee" days) games that take hours.

    Anyone find out that information?

  20. Re:Interweb on The Web Is Not the Internet · · Score: 5, Funny

    interwebs is plural, duh.

  21. Re:Because what the world needs now... on Scientists Resurrect 500-Million-Year-Old Gene Inside Modern Organism · · Score: 2

    Well you would die, or at least get pretty sick, without it.

  22. Stockard Channing on The 300 km/h Superbus · · Score: 1

    As long as Stockard Channing is aboard, I'll be there.

    RAISE THE FLAGS OF ALL NATIONS!

  23. Re:No Surprise There on Apple Exits "Green Hardware" Certification Program · · Score: 1

    I've made repairs/upgrades to both of my notebooks. Just do a search for any model and you can get parts, which indicates a lot of repair/upgrade/refurbish is going on.

  24. Liquid Metal? on 'Rubber-Band Electronics' Can Stretch To 200 Percent Their Original Size · · Score: 1

    Where have I heard this before?

  25. Re:A foul subject. on Making Saltwater Drinkable With Graphene · · Score: 1

    But "A Fistful of Dollars" was an Italian movie. So maybe Europe has been conspiring to keep the US on the Imperial system as long as possible to make us look like chumps in the eyes of the world.