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  1. Re:how about on Replacing Windows 8's Missing Start Menu · · Score: 1

    Windows 2000 and XP were both okay.

    I'm sticking with not using Windows any more.

  2. Re:iOmess 6 on Nokia Keeps Quietly Mapping The World · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do you phrase all these great new features like they're problems?

    Signed,
    Apple Fanboy

  3. Re:So what? on 802.11ad Will Knock Your Socks Off, Says Interop Panel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought they were giant potatoes.

  4. Re:See thru heartbeats with X-Ray on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 1

    that's so cute and horrifying at the same time.

  5. Re:A: Blundering into a nuclear facility on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 3, Funny

    Both are virgins, of course.

  6. Re:This is it! on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 1

    Doh!

  7. opera eh? on Singer Reportedly Outbids NASA for Space Tourist's Seat · · Score: 1

    I hope she has magical stones embedded in her body.

  8. Re:Don't make him angry! on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 1

    Tiny penis.

  9. Re:This is it! on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 1, Funny

    Im sorry I'm not up on all the latest hiphop slang you kids use these days.

  10. This is it! on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 3, Funny

    This explains Bruce's Open Source super powers.

    It's like peter parker but instead of a spider, its a pool of radioactive cherenkov radiation.

    I knew it!

  11. Re:Who cares? on Microsoft Reportedly Launching Its Own Windows Phone Smartphone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    yeah it's funny...

    Andy Rubin starts two companies, Danger and Android.

    Danger is acquired by Microsoft. Microsoft massively botches the release of Danger's product and it dies a quick, horrific death.

    Android is acquired by Google. Google releases Android to massive acclaim and goes on to widely displace the then dominant leader, Apple's iPhone.

    Interesting contrast isn't it?

  12. Re:The reason is simple. on Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets · · Score: 0

    My clevo just worked.

  13. Re:How long until... on How Cosmological Supercomputers Evolve the Universe All Over Again · · Score: 1

    According to this post, no.

  14. Re:How long until... on How Cosmological Supercomputers Evolve the Universe All Over Again · · Score: 1

    Someone better call the Dixie Flatline!

  15. Re:The reason is simple. on Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't think anyone is looking forward to Windows 8 outside Microsoft HQ.

  16. Re:The reason is simple. on Why Ultrabooks Are Falling Well Short of Intel's Targets · · Score: 4, Informative

    Running linux on apple products is no longer an easy thing to do.

    Many of the products are a fucking bastard to get working well (much harder than similar PC products).

  17. Re:Playground seems borked on TypeScript: Microsoft's Replacement For JavaScript · · Score: 1

    Obviously by design.

  18. Re:DEFINITELY No!!! on TypeScript: Microsoft's Replacement For JavaScript · · Score: 1

    I'm positive that when Microsoft hired Anders they uttered a sentence like "We want to clone Java so it only runs on Windows."

    And then .Net was born.

  19. Re:CoffeeScript, Dart and this - screw it all on TypeScript: Microsoft's Replacement For JavaScript · · Score: 1

    I think TypeScript should be forked and renamed to Douche# to better fit in Microsoft's pantheon of languages.

    They made their Java clone, now they have their Dart clone and they're written by the same guy!

  20. Re:Old news... on The US Navy's Railgun Program · · Score: 2

    What they need is some kind of ship with a nuclear reactor that can generate enormous amounts of power.

    Now I wonder who has technology like that in the pipe?

  21. Fear it Iran on The US Navy's Railgun Program · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We're going Schwarzenegger on your ass!

  22. Re:Hey now. on Supreme Court Won't Hear Body-Scanner Appeal · · Score: 0

    You need to get your ass to mars.

  23. I'm unable to read this article on Oracle Open World: Ellison Preaches Cloud Religion · · Score: 1

    All I can think about is seeing Larry Ellison have a debilitating stroke as Oracle HQ comes down with a zombie plague and burns to the ground.

    Fuck Oracle.

  24. Re:That.. on How Noah Kagan Got Fired From Facebook and Lost $100 Million · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Illuminati had her offed a while ago.

    They secretly replaced her with Jon Lovitz, a high ranking mason.

  25. Re:First post on The Day Leo Traynor Confronted His Troll · · Score: 2

    Cthulu want more brownies!