Cool fact #46: Did you know that snot is called mucus? When snot degrades into "boogers," it is turned into fungus by a process called fermentation. When you sneeze and see green boogers, you are in fact sneezing fungus!
I stuck my pen0r in your momz pouch. Wait I didnt because I am gay with Rob Malda. Or cowboy neal. You haven't heard from ol' neal in a while because he's still tied up in my basement with a Broos Willys look-a-like!
Can't be Zippy the Pinhead - not a single place where he wrote th' instead of the.
We'll see about that.
Last night, I went to a club called FUSION CENTER. There, I met th' man of my dreams, timothy. Boy, he looked SICK. We got deep into it and saw his dealer who offered us up some ICE. I couldn't HELP but to think that th' stuff was made in a METH LAB and was incredibly TOXIC. So instead of that, we went off to get the good stuff the GANGS use, WHITE POWDER. Some of th' finest from COLOMBIA. Then we were about to hit up th' dance floor, but timothy told me he had to take a LEAK. Since I had GAS and like to watch anyway, I ventured into th' bathroom as well, where I let out and ENRICHED fart. Timothy asked me to follow him into the stall to examine his undies which he had just managed to BROWN OUT with EXPLOSIVE diarrhea because of E. COLI. I looked into his METRO sexual eyes and got on a TROJAN condom because he claimed he was having another OUTBREAK of some nasty VIRUS he caught from some cheap hooker in TUCSON. He didn't want any DEATHS to result from our gay sex, so yeah, he didn't want me to get any EXPOSURE to his FOOD POISONING problem or CONTAMINATION from the disease from the hooker from MEXICO, so we avoided HUMAN TO HUMAN contact with the prophylactic. Gay sex with timothy was great. Some guy named BART wanted in on the action, too. We were PHREAKING for about 45 minutes when the COPS came in and knew what was going on and made us leave. What a bunch of SCAMMERS of the tax system. Before we left the bathroom, I let out one last DIRTY BOMB to ruin the experience of anyone else wanting to use th' bathroom FACILITY. Timothy told me to come over to his place and CRASH even though we got no time on the dance floor. He had some gay porn with a premise of the MEXICAN ARMY barracks he wanted us to watch.
Kids, I'm not making up any of this. Our government is HAZARDOUS to American freedom and liberty. Th' Big Brother is here.
LightSquared, the company who's request to use make use of spectrum
Ever heard of a possessive personal pronoun, you moronic douche? Unknown Lamer, ever go to GRAMMAR SCHOOL? You know, you should have learned the difference between who's and whose, I don't know, uh, maybe around THIRD GRADE. So much for editing poor submissions before accepting them. Sheesh.
I am going to blow up NYC by using terror, social networking, and flu. Agent orange is my favorite mixed drink.
RADIOACTIVE AGRO TERROR!!!!!!!!!twelve131313
Better yet, I had to get my kids inoculated with TAMIFLU and now can't afford to contribute to this year's IRA. I went to the TARGET last night in SAN DIEGO and had a conversation with a SMART cashier. She told me that she was an AGRICULTURE major before moving from EL PASO but decided that GAS was too expensive for that.
Why are you bringing up Obama's shortcommings here? This is news for nerds & stuff that maters.
I would like to take the time to say that I was the camera man for this fine piece of movie footage. Timothy & I were on somewhat of a date when we took this and got beer and had a lot of fun togeter. We ddint get drunk but had great feelings and display of admiration for each other to the point we got `looked at` -kind of an awkward feeling but there is still no tolerance for gays. So we should instead re elect Obama & petition him on whitehouse.gov for laws to make treatments for gays more fair for all of us. LGBT:Lesbian, Gay, By Sexual, and Tri Sexual.
Yeah, Canada is getting more like the US every day. Sorry to hear that, guys. You had a helluva nice civilised country up there.
Yeah, hear's an idea for the administration-
1. The US. creates incentive / law to force much of American traffic through Canada. 2. Canada does wiretapping of Us. citizens. 3. US. asks Canadia "nicely" for transcripts of wiretapping. 4. ??? 5. Instant US warantless wiretapping.
Surprised this hasn't happened before...oh wait, lol, who am I kidding?
-KD
(ps, vote for Obama or Newt Gangrene cuz he's gonna stop all of this LOL)
Hey guys - let me assure you- though Rob isn't on Slash Dot anymore he is still "with us in spirit". As a matter of fact he is right here in my living room naked, drugged out of his mind and chained to a brick colum. JUST KIDDING.;)
timmy- od you remember the antonio banderas blow up doll we used at dragoncon 05? like before we got that chick drunk and got people to come into our room to watch her? i think that counts.;) A little gross sharing" him" with you but still a prttey fun time
ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15) and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
In other news, ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15) and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
ok this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)
and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz
so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."
So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.
then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.
i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.
any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
Ummm, that was timothys psot not Robs. How about you take a chill pill & relax dude. Everything's going to be fine. There are going to be some changes here but we are going to continue providing you with good stories.
now, Would you care to be civil and maybe make some civil requests?
Ive said this and ill say it again! When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH KEITH! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. She joked about "DP" but said she was only joking. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
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We'll nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I have two military spy telescopes and one recon plane IN MY PANTS!!!111twelve
FP...
I mean -KD
Redesigned Cooler Reinvents Tuberculosis Treatment
Sammyboy, answer me this one- How does a cooler reinvent something?
Please Retire already, broski
The story was submitted yesterday.
And aproved today. Would you like to loose your user priviledges?
Cool fact #46: Did you know that snot is called mucus? When snot degrades into "boogers," it is turned into fungus by a process called fermentation. When you sneeze and see green boogers, you are in fact sneezing fungus!
Oooh, libertarians are stupid and slaves. Aaah, you are so insightful. Man, did you go to collage? I want to go to collage one of these days!
Hahaha, "temporary backup pouch" how gay.
I stuck my pen0r in your momz pouch. Wait I didnt because I am gay with Rob Malda. Or cowboy neal. You haven't heard from ol' neal in a while because he's still tied up in my basement with a Broos Willys look-a-like!
SUCK MY BALLS SLASHDOT!
-KD
Hey, soulskill, you flaming douchebag. Thanks for spreading FUD.
Ron Paul is going after delegates. This has been the strategy for months.
Nice disinformation campaign. Maybe we should both quit at slashdot, moron?
-KD
The good of the many outweighs the godo of the few. Lead and dangerous chemicals is dangerous end of story!
Umm, OP is not a troll.
Eat my nads, and eater! :P
-KD
Can't be Zippy the Pinhead - not a single place where he wrote th' instead of the.
We'll see about that.
Last night, I went to a club called FUSION CENTER. There, I met th' man of my dreams, timothy. Boy, he looked SICK. We got deep into it and saw his dealer who offered us up some ICE. I couldn't HELP but to think that th' stuff was made in a METH LAB and was incredibly TOXIC. So instead of that, we went off to get the good stuff the GANGS use, WHITE POWDER. Some of th' finest from COLOMBIA. Then we were about to hit up th' dance floor, but timothy told me he had to take a LEAK. Since I had GAS and like to watch anyway, I ventured into th' bathroom as well, where I let out and ENRICHED fart. Timothy asked me to follow him into the stall to examine his undies which he had just managed to BROWN OUT with EXPLOSIVE diarrhea because of E. COLI. I looked into his METRO sexual eyes and got on a TROJAN condom because he claimed he was having another OUTBREAK of some nasty VIRUS he caught from some cheap hooker in TUCSON. He didn't want any DEATHS to result from our gay sex, so yeah, he didn't want me to get any EXPOSURE to his FOOD POISONING problem or CONTAMINATION from the disease from the hooker from MEXICO, so we avoided HUMAN TO HUMAN contact with the prophylactic. Gay sex with timothy was great. Some guy named BART wanted in on the action, too. We were PHREAKING for about 45 minutes when the COPS came in and knew what was going on and made us leave. What a bunch of SCAMMERS of the tax system. Before we left the bathroom, I let out one last DIRTY BOMB to ruin the experience of anyone else wanting to use th' bathroom FACILITY. Timothy told me to come over to his place and CRASH even though we got no time on the dance floor. He had some gay porn with a premise of the MEXICAN ARMY barracks he wanted us to watch.
Kids, I'm not making up any of this. Our government is HAZARDOUS to American freedom and liberty. Th' Big Brother is here.
LightSquared, the company who's request to use make use of spectrum
Ever heard of a possessive personal pronoun, you moronic douche? Unknown Lamer, ever go to GRAMMAR SCHOOL? You know, you should have learned the difference between who's and whose, I don't know, uh, maybe around THIRD GRADE. So much for editing poor submissions before accepting them. Sheesh.
--KD
(Disclaimer: this wasn't written by KD.)
I am going to blow up NYC by using terror, social networking, and flu. Agent orange is my favorite mixed drink.
RADIOACTIVE AGRO TERROR!!!!!!!!!twelve131313
Better yet, I had to get my kids inoculated with TAMIFLU and now can't afford to contribute to this year's IRA. I went to the TARGET last night in SAN DIEGO and had a conversation with a SMART cashier. She told me that she was an AGRICULTURE major before moving from EL PASO but decided that GAS was too expensive for that.
WOOT!
Why are you bringing up Obama's shortcommings here? This is news for nerds & stuff that maters.
I would like to take the time to say that I was the camera man for this fine piece of movie footage. Timothy & I were on somewhat of a date when we took this and got beer and had a lot of fun togeter. We ddint get drunk but had great feelings and display of admiration for each other to the point we got `looked at` -kind of an awkward feeling but there is still no tolerance for gays. So we should instead re elect Obama & petition him on whitehouse.gov for laws to make treatments for gays more fair for all of us. LGBT:Lesbian, Gay, By Sexual, and Tri Sexual.
Yeah, Canada is getting more like the US every day. Sorry to hear that, guys. You had a helluva nice civilised country up there.
Yeah, hear's an idea for the administration-
1. The US. creates incentive / law to force much of American traffic through Canada.
2. Canada does wiretapping of Us. citizens.
3. US. asks Canadia "nicely" for transcripts of wiretapping.
4. ???
5. Instant US warantless wiretapping.
Surprised this hasn't happened before...oh wait, lol, who am I kidding?
-KD
(ps, vote for Obama or Newt Gangrene cuz he's gonna stop all of this LOL)
Hey guys - let me assure you- though Rob isn't on Slash Dot anymore he is still "with us in spirit". As a matter of fact he is right here in my living room naked, drugged out of his mind and chained to a brick colum. JUST KIDDING. ;)
-KD
timmy- od you remember the antonio banderas blow up doll we used at dragoncon 05? like before we got that chick drunk and got people to come into our room to watch her? i think that counts. ;) A little gross sharing" him" with you but still a prttey fun time
-KD
ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15) and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
In other news, ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15) and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
ok this is what happening, my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15) and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes." So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared. then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it. i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me. any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
Ummm, that was timothys psot not Robs. How about you take a chill pill & relax dude. Everything's going to be fine. There are going to be some changes here but we are going to continue providing you with good stories.
now, Would you care to be civil and maybe make some civil requests?
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Ive said this and ill say it again! When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH KEITH! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. She joked about "DP" but said she was only joking. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
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