Ive said this and ill say it again!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH KEITH! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. She joked about "DP" but said she was only joking. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
Well I have to say my friends, I am quite shocked and surprised. As my girlfriend was staying with me for a week, because her parents were being dicks and tossed her out, I decided to take advantage of the situation and perform the act of love making upon her every night in my own bed. Now, as last night was the first night. I thought we could do something new and kinky, to which the thought "Anal" popped up.
Now, I was quite nervous to ask her this, as she was already under a lot of emotional stress. But I plucked up the courage and did. It lead to a lot of questions; First of all her saying that why would I want to and it sounds painful and sick. But I managed to convince her by saying that its every single males sexual fantasy to have anal, and that I would always love her if she'd let me. She agreed to try it out.
So, last night we took all the precautions. She had an enema, while I stocked up on the various lubes that we needed. When we began she only wanted fingers inside, until she got used to the feeling. She gave out the usual discomfort signs, but agreed to keep going on as I assured her it would get better. When she said she was ready, I smothered her hole in lube and slowly began to penetrate.
Again, she was showing signs of pain and discomfort, but soldiered on. This was the most amazing feeling for me as well, and I advice all you men out there to try it as soon as you can, with a female if possible. By about ten minutes into it, she was loving it, and moaning for more. By about twenty minutes into it, she started to come, and apparently had the hardest orgasm she has ever experienced. Take in mind we were also using various vibrators and clit stimulator's. Her orgasm made me come as well, as the tension basically crushed my cock, as I filled her ass with the sticky stuff. We both then had a shower and went to bed.
She was telling me this morning that she is pleased we tried it, and that she would like to do it more often, to my glee. In my one and a half years of posting on the BBS, I would have to say that this is the happiest post I have ever made.
How dare your condescending attitude. Listen, if we thought _anyone_ could do a better job we would've recruited them already. It just isnt as easy as it seems. I have a sixfigure salary and Slashdot is kind of a "hobby job" for me
Lol, you think we really are going to read everything carefully? We are busy people with real jobs; science, IT, etc. If you dont like it go somewhere else. And dont start about getting new editors..this job is a lot harder than one would think and we do a nearly excelelent job at what we do.
This might just be a last-minute chance for me to lose my virginity. They take the LHC off for another year, and I *know* I can pull it off this time!!
The government said it's not looking to see what you're saying, just to whom and when and how.
Not for the time being, at least. Do you have any idea how impossible of a job
this is? Not even the Inner Party could take on such a job at this instant in time. This is going to require the concerted efforts of the ENTIRE populace. A terabyte hard disk drive for every man, woman, and child.
No, comrade, it may be a year or two before the United Kingdom can raise the funds required to bolster foreign economies by spending trillions of pounds to create such datacenters. And imagine all the PhD computer scientists, mathematicians, and programmers needed to organize this data.
Why are you posting this rather than reviewing submissions? Your story selection tends to be terrible. I could anonymously post a story with a link to goatse, and you wouldn't bother checking the link first...
I was recently running a server that archived about 2 terabytes of data and got something like one or two bit errors per year that could not be traced to any known source. This server boasted ECC RAM, so the problem didn't occur in the ram, and it was unlikely for it to have occurred in the FSB.
If you go with non-ECC, I would suggest running memtest86+. If you get errors, swap the memory. If swapping the memory still doesn't take care of it, swap motherboards! I recently had a memory problem in one of my customers' racks, and running memtest86+ got nothing until I had it running on my bench for over a week. There may be some problems with memtest86+...I even had another bit-error that memtest86+ did not find, but a Linux commandline memory tester found a problem almost immediately
The problem here is that different testing/usage patterns result in different probabilities of finding potentially bad words, e.g. words that may only be bad if you read from them a hundred cycles consecutively. But, if you do see a failure in memtest86+ or the CLI tester, you got yourself a serious problem. The point to take from this is that if you don't see errors, that doesn't mean you don't have errors!
Having said this, I still don't think memory errors among PCs are that common. We have more RAM on machines these days, but at the same time, the manufacturing processes have become better. I have a personal conviction in believing that though the likelihood of word error due to the increased amount of words in memory has increased, the RAM itself has become so much more "solid" that the increase of memory is negligible. Now, if you do dumb things with your computer like running it without a case or not giving it ventilation( learned this the hard way) or overclocking it, you *WILL* still run into problems. But if you design a system with quality and integrity, you typically shouldn't have these issues with memory!
One last thing to point out: there is quality hardware, and there is cheap hardware. My PC-Chips motherboard ran for three months and two days, and I didn't have a problem. Two days out of warrant. Now, take my MSI motherboard. It sets the timing for all memory modules to have the values of a single module. This resulted in stable single module operation, but got flaky for all four modules. I Finally moved to ECC before I figuerd out that I had to manually set the correct timings. This board is an ultra board, but apparently, it does not include use of generic (Micron, Corsair, etc!! - tried 'em all) memory modules. People on the Newegg reviews board have memory issues with this board as well that they could not fix with a BIOS update, and it appears that sometimes a design just is bad! Even the "good" manufacturers do not spend a lot of effort to fix issues in some cases.
My words of advice: Do your homework. Read through the reviews. AND DON'T BUY HARDWARE AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT!
lol, we lead busy lives..do you think we really have time to go through every submission?
So we were trying out this thing were we took upwards of a couple of days to review submissions ( a few over a month slipped through, sorry!) but got too many complaints. So as I said, either the front page is going to be empty, you will get some problems in the article every now in then, or its gonna be really, really late. I think the solution with the errors works best.
Listen pal, it ain't as easy as you would think to do things as they are done here. You people keep whining about us not reviewing the submissions before they come in, and so we finally get around to doing it, and you troll about it. So what if it took five months to review the submission? That's a LOT better than not reviewing it at all, right?
Even in real (before Gorbachov) communist era, USSR was shipping 8086 compatible chips as far as I searched.
Guess what? They care about Windows, DirectX and millions of x86 centric developers. China has always been a realistic country and even Russia couldn't dare to ship a non x86 small chip. Their mainframes were also DEC/S360 etc. clones. There is even a DEC chip saying "Steal from the best" when looked under electron microscope;)
I once got an email bomb where someone called me gay. This was back around 2000 before we implemented filters. My mailbox, about 20mb at the time, was completely filled. I kind of laughed because of the irony (it's true) but was livid at the fact that I had to write a script to clear the emails out of our ancient POP server.
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Ive said this and ill say it again! When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH KEITH! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. She joked about "DP" but said she was only joking. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
Ive said this and ill say it again!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
When I was 14 I went deep sea fishing with my g/f Jody. I was 14 and she was 19. Well it so happened that my dad who was captaining the boat was drinking a lot of beer like 2 packs of 12 and he fell sound asleep. Me and Jody were bored. So we started making out and it was real hot under the sun and we went down into the cabin and made out more. We fell asleep and when I woke up I found her hands on my giant (approx 13 inch) lovemaker. She started to rub it like a genie bottle and that felt really good. Then she took off my pants and tried to get my meat baton in her mouth but kinda choked on it. By that time I was starting to feel REAL good. So I told her to take off her bra and she said "I have to take off my shirt first silly!". So she took off her shirt and bra and rubbed my erect sausage all over her 34DD nicely tanned boobies. At that time I spurted clear stuff all over her and she laughed. This made me brake up in tears because it looked like I wasnt a man enough for her or something and then she started telling me "No thats not what I meant!!" and started making out again. So after another 10 minutes of making out we started getting hard. She took off her pants and told me to lay down. I laid down with my 13" woman pleaser sticking right up and she lowered down on to me till I was fully inserted into her birth canal. So I lasted like 30 seconds and shot like a rocket into her and bodily fluids were gushing everywhere. She looked like she was going to laugh again and I was like Im gonna punch you in the ovaries and she really started laughing then so I pushed her on her belly and rammed my meat roll in and out of her till she SCREAMED "OH RODNEY! OH RODNEY! YES YES YES!" and then my dad woke up and saw what was going on and told us to finish up. I tried to finish but was too embarrassed. When I put my clothes back on and went back to the deck my dad told me he arranged a prostitute and she was never my g/f the entire time!
Well I have to say my friends, I am quite shocked and surprised. As my girlfriend was staying with me for a week, because her parents were being dicks and tossed her out, I decided to take advantage of the situation and perform the act of love making upon her every night in my own bed. Now, as last night was the first night. I thought we could do something new and kinky, to which the thought "Anal" popped up.
Now, I was quite nervous to ask her this, as she was already under a lot of emotional stress. But I plucked up the courage and did. It lead to a lot of questions; First of all her saying that why would I want to and it sounds painful and sick. But I managed to convince her by saying that its every single males sexual fantasy to have anal, and that I would always love her if she'd let me. She agreed to try it out.
So, last night we took all the precautions. She had an enema, while I stocked up on the various lubes that we needed. When we began she only wanted fingers inside, until she got used to the feeling. She gave out the usual discomfort signs, but agreed to keep going on as I assured her it would get better. When she said she was ready, I smothered her hole in lube and slowly began to penetrate.
Again, she was showing signs of pain and discomfort, but soldiered on. This was the most amazing feeling for me as well, and I advice all you men out there to try it as soon as you can, with a female if possible. By about ten minutes into it, she was loving it, and moaning for more.
By about twenty minutes into it, she started to come, and apparently had the hardest orgasm she has ever experienced. Take in mind we were also using various vibrators and clit stimulator's. Her orgasm made me come as well, as the tension basically crushed my cock, as I filled her ass with the sticky stuff. We both then had a shower and went to bed.
She was telling me this morning that she is pleased we tried it, and that she would like to do it more often, to my glee.
In my one and a half years of posting on the BBS, I would have to say that this is the happiest post I have ever made.
Gross? That's k-i-n-k-y.
By the way, NGO = Non-Governmental Organization
Non Government Organization. You should know this.
My goof!
I hope that you are sodomized by gay midgets and die a slow death of AID's.
How dare your condescending attitude. Listen, if we thought _anyone_ could do a better job we would've recruited them already. It just isnt as easy as it seems. I have a sixfigure salary and Slashdot is kind of a "hobby job" for me
Lol, you think we really are going to read everything carefully? We are busy people with real jobs; science, IT, etc. If you dont like it go somewhere else. And dont start about getting new editors..this job is a lot harder than one would think and we do a nearly excelelent job at what we do.
This might just be a last-minute chance for me to lose my virginity. They take the LHC off for another year, and I *know* I can pull it off this time!!
:)
Any takers?
Not for the time being, at least. Do you have any idea how impossible of a job this is? Not even the Inner Party could take on such a job at this instant in time. This is going to require the concerted efforts of the ENTIRE populace. A terabyte hard disk drive for every man, woman, and child.
No, comrade, it may be a year or two before the United Kingdom can raise the funds required to bolster foreign economies by spending trillions of pounds to create such datacenters. And imagine all the PhD computer scientists, mathematicians, and programmers needed to organize this data.
Britain, your heyday will soon arrive.
Why are you posting this rather than reviewing submissions? Your story selection tends to be terrible. I could anonymously post a story with a link to goatse, and you wouldn't bother checking the link first...
Sorry, just had to get it off my chest!
I was recently running a server that archived about 2 terabytes of data and got something like one or two bit errors per year that could not be traced to any known source. This server boasted ECC RAM, so the problem didn't occur in the ram, and it was unlikely for it to have occurred in the FSB.
If you go with non-ECC, I would suggest running memtest86+. If you get errors, swap the memory. If swapping the memory still doesn't take care of it, swap motherboards! I recently had a memory problem in one of my customers' racks, and running memtest86+ got nothing until I had it running on my bench for over a week. There may be some problems with memtest86+...I even had another bit-error that memtest86+ did not find, but a Linux commandline memory tester found a problem almost immediately
The problem here is that different testing/usage patterns result in different probabilities of finding potentially bad words, e.g. words that may only be bad if you read from them a hundred cycles consecutively. But, if you do see a failure in memtest86+ or the CLI tester, you got yourself a serious problem. The point to take from this is that if you don't see errors, that doesn't mean you don't have errors!
Having said this, I still don't think memory errors among PCs are that common. We have more RAM on machines these days, but at the same time, the manufacturing processes have become better. I have a personal conviction in believing that though the likelihood of word error due to the increased amount of words in memory has increased, the RAM itself has become so much more "solid" that the increase of memory is negligible. Now, if you do dumb things with your computer like running it without a case or not giving it ventilation( learned this the hard way) or overclocking it, you *WILL* still run into problems. But if you design a system with quality and integrity, you typically shouldn't have these issues with memory!
One last thing to point out: there is quality hardware, and there is cheap hardware. My PC-Chips motherboard ran for three months and two days, and I didn't have a problem. Two days out of warrant. Now, take my MSI motherboard. It sets the timing for all memory modules to have the values of a single module. This resulted in stable single module operation, but got flaky for all four modules. I Finally moved to ECC before I figuerd out that I had to manually set the correct timings. This board is an ultra board, but apparently, it does not include use of generic (Micron, Corsair, etc!! - tried 'em all) memory modules. People on the Newegg reviews board have memory issues with this board as well that they could not fix with a BIOS update, and it appears that sometimes a design just is bad! Even the "good" manufacturers do not spend a lot of effort to fix issues in some cases.
My words of advice: Do your homework. Read through the reviews. AND DON'T BUY HARDWARE AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT!
Easy! Keygens.
lol, we lead busy lives..do you think we really have time to go through every submission?
So we were trying out this thing were we took upwards of a couple of days to review submissions ( a few over a month slipped through, sorry!) but got too many complaints. So as I said, either the front page is going to be empty, you will get some problems in the article every now in then, or its gonna be really, really late. I think the solution with the errors works best.
KD
Check this out...
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Article at
Everything that you wanted to know and more. An interesting read.
This one made me laugh. Honestly.
Listen pal, it ain't as easy as you would think to do things as they are done here. You people keep whining about us not reviewing the submissions before they come in, and so we finally get around to doing it, and you troll about it. So what if it took five months to review the submission? That's a LOT better than not reviewing it at all, right?
Sheesh!
Even in real (before Gorbachov) communist era, USSR was shipping 8086 compatible chips as far as I searched.
Guess what? They care about Windows, DirectX and millions of x86 centric developers. China has always been a realistic country and even Russia couldn't dare to ship a non x86 small chip. Their mainframes were also DEC/S360 etc. clones. There is even a DEC chip saying "Steal from the best" when looked under electron microscope ;)
Indeed there was: http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/russians.html
Listen taco, I may be stupid, but I'm not THAT stupid!
I once got an email bomb where someone called me gay. This was back around 2000 before we implemented filters. My mailbox, about 20mb at the time, was completely filled. I kind of laughed because of the irony (it's true) but was livid at the fact that I had to write a script to clear the emails out of our ancient POP server.