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  1. Re:Chilling... on Journalist Test Drives The Pain Ray Gun · · Score: 1

    You have never been the target of any type of police action beyond routine traffic stops before. (And yes, in case you're wondering, I checked up on you)

    You do not have the basis, nor acumen into this matter, to decisivly talk about such things.

    'Big brother' is here. He is watching and he is a sql string away from knowing your intimate secrets.

  2. Re:So will this be the demise of their ... on Truck-Mounted Laser Guns · · Score: 2, Informative

    All projectiles (including missiles) are ballistic in nature. There is a reason they're called "Ballistic Missles".

    A railgun projectile, acting as a cruise missile would, would simply be the same cruise missile without the propulsion system. The guidance system would be the same, the warhead would be the same, only the manner of providing the impulse would change.

  3. Re:While it would rock if this were the real thing on Inventor Slims Down Exoskeletal Body Armor · · Score: 1

    http://www.exn.ca/news/video/exn2003/09/03/exn2003 0903-firepaste.asx

    Firepaste...Seems to work. Not all of his crack-pottedness is off-base.

  4. Re:It's design not development on What Makes Software Development So Hard? · · Score: 1
    You should read this Article about NASA Software...

    Here is a snippet...


    But how much work the software does is not what makes it remarkable. What makes it remarkable is how well the software works. This software never crashes. It never needs to be re-booted. This software is bug-free. It is perfect, as perfect as human beings have achieved. Consider these stats : the last three versions of the program -- each 420,000 lines long-had just one error each. The last 11 versions of this software had a total of 17 errors. Commercial programs of equivalent complexity would have 5,000 errors.

    This software is the work of 260 women and men based in an anonymous office building across the street from the Johnson Space Center in Clear Lake, Texas, southeast of Houston. They work for the "on-board shuttle group," a branch of Lockheed Martin Corps space mission systems division


    Now, I have a software project, that has been in the works for five years, has had 2900 bugs, and has had a sum-total of 5 developers on it, on a budget 1/100th the size, that changes enourmously weekly...and it's true; the user's have no idea what they want...and my users are engineers (!) who don't want to pay for 'engineered' software.
  5. Well...Mac has had a startup sound for years.... on Vista Startup Sound to be Mandatory? · · Score: 1

    The macintosh has had, as a basic component, and troubleshooting diagnostic, a *stoopid* startup sound for years. Why is this such a big deal?

  6. Re:My take on PSP And DS Duke It Out · · Score: 1

    With the thumb stylus that nintendo thoughtfully included, the touchscreen works as well, if not better than, any analog stick I've ever used.

  7. Sometimes tech's don't speak 'tech' on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 2, Funny

    For instance even amongst the highly technically oriented few people understand what the hell is going on...

    The graphics geeks going on about the page-flipping the voxel buffer...

    The crypto guys flapping away about the size of the secret exponents chosens such that a meet-in-the-middle attack would be slower than the general discrete log algorithm...

    Database wizards frustrated with the limitations of the native java odbc API having to dig down deep into the bowels of ole-db to see if the base recordset can actually start doing transactions in oracle without blowing up the servlet...

    Network jockeys putting the packet to the pocket to the socket to the port...in just enough time to see the header abort...

    ...etc...

    And we wonder why the general public has no idea what the hell is going on?

  8. Re:More than 8 colors? on Building Your Own Glowing Cyber-Balls? · · Score: 1

    Alternativly a full-color led could be used, making the color change to suite your mood...

    (http://www.nichia.co.jp/product/lamp-fullcolor. ht ml)

  9. Here be the exact details... on Window or Aisle? · · Score: 1

    http://www.spaceadventures.com/orbital/index.html

    It does indeed take all the fun out of it.

  10. The thumb... on Spyware Fights Back · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spyware, SpywareRemover...
    BetterSpyware, BetterSpywareRemover...
    ...
    Spyware(n), SpywareRemover(n)...

    Everytime I see anything about spyware and their respective remover apps I'm reminded of DA's 'Thumb' Device...

  11. Re:Slightly offtopic: Accuracy on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: 1

    From the FAQ

    With SA gone, do I still need differential GPS (DGPS)?
    It depends on your specific user requirements. If you are using GPS for safety-critical navigation, you will still need to use the Coast Guard DGPS or Nationwide DGPS to get the higher accuracy (1-3 meter) and the integrity monitoring/warning service. If you are a surveyor requiring sub-meter positioning, you will still need some form of DGPS to achieve that level of precision. On the other hand, if you are a trucking company using GPS to track and manage assets, the

  12. Re:Neodymium Magnets on Homemade Gauss Gun · · Score: 1

    How in the hell does a magnet give you a bloodblister?

  13. Re:The obvious irony... on CIA & KGB Gadgets On Display · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and here are a few pictures of that seal, along with an in depth story concerning past American blunders in the USSR...

    e.g. IIRC the embassy in the USSR (having been built by soviets, using soviet materials) was bugged *so* badly, deeply, and ingeniously that the US was forced to build several extra floors (using US labor and materials) on top of the original.

  14. ...and as always, It's quite fun to make 'em pay on DSLReports Study: 8 Hours 'til the Spam Hits · · Score: 1

    This seemed to me to be a most pleasing form of passive agression...

    Let the spammers know just how much you love them...destroy a goodly portion of their budgets...

    The link is in reference to a system by which spam companies are charged for responses to ads that a user clicks... In fact some are *quite* expensive ($4+/click)...

    So send them some love, eh?

  15. Good Bloody Job on Amazon Makes a Profit · · Score: 1

    Really now. He did it. He said he'd do it and he actually pulled it off.

    The one-click patent, while frivolous, would have been done by anyone with a brain...when noticed it was a unique, competitive edge...but I'll digress upon it's stupidity.

    Hellsyeah & Cheers Jeff...Good Bloody Job

  16. Re:here's the news - you're an ass on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "John Saul Fucken Montoya, New Yorker, Wall Streeter and hard-core black letter lawya. Came up from da streets, and ain't going back there."

    ...makes a good case against you being a farmer...unless of course, you happen to be a comprehensively trash-talking liar, or a cornfield just sprung up in a recently demolished slum on the lower-east-side.

  17. Re:We never really know anything on Physicists War Over a Unified Theory · · Score: 1

    *snip*
    i do believe that we can proove and disprove things absolutely. to think otherwise is incredibly naive given the relative success of humanity.
    */snip*

    ...and according to some topologists, these should have an volume of zero...

    It's can only be said that something's impossible, unproveable, or will never be done until some young dumb sonofabitch who doesn't know any better comes along and does it anyway.

  18. Re:Why the Contruction Analogy sucks: on Slashback: Crusher, Satellites, Silence · · Score: 1

    ...and 99% of the time, the end-user doesn't even see what's *actually* going on...

    To further abuse the 'bridge' analogy: User sees a bridge...cables, road, trusses, arches...I've made the mistake of attempting to communicate what's actually going on to them:

    Actually, it's really a directed bi-partite graph and the forces are held in check by a constantly running force-strain check, that self-indexes itself on the 'flex-points' which happen to end uping being a pre-calculated mesh of hash values.


    ...Generally earns you a few blank stares, and the ever-popular here's-a-cookie-patronizing praise. Punctuated by spectacularly poignent and relevent questions like "So, uhm, can you run cars over it?"

  19. Dammit, Why? on Report Security Problems, Face The Consequences · · Score: 1

    It never ceases to amaze me how absurd these people can be. This type of action reminds me of a time when a family member (a lawyer) came to me to find out if there were any way to sue someone under libel law for posting to a newsgroup much like slashdot.

    Simple actions, obvious freedoms, and inane people in places of power trying to remove them...

    Will it ever stop?

  20. Re:Software on Tiny Little Computer · · Score: 1

    http://www.unicomplabs.com/parts/main.asp?Catagory ID=39&SubCatagoryID=225

    Which was posted above...if you'll note it specifically touts it's compatability with Linux...

  21. Re:Bugless code? on Software Problem Linked to Osprey Crash · · Score: 1

    Assembler is far to bloated... Much better to use hand tweaked machine code...mmm...pages of hex...