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  1. Re:compression approach for video chats on Algorithm Clones Facial Expressions And Pastes Them Onto Other Faces · · Score: 1

    Looks like he's pinching a loaf. Xerox that look.

  2. Re:Personal Anecdote on On Firing Open Source Community Members · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, how long did it take you to write those Xinerama compatibility functions for Enlightenment?

  3. Re:I know Kung Fu on Scientists Insert a Synthetic Memory Into the Brain of a Sleeping Mouse · · Score: 2

    Was the "memory" implant the image of an electric sheep? We can remember it for you, wholesale.

  4. WHAT HAPPENED TO SLASHDOT!? on Was Linus Torvalds Right About C++ Being So Wrong? · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're all talking about C++ and not LINUS TORVALDS! Have you all LOST your MINDS!? ;-)

  5. Re:Write-only code. on Was Linus Torvalds Right About C++ Being So Wrong? · · Score: 1

    Write-only code is easy in ANY syntax.

  6. Why Does The Black One Cost Most? on Apple's "Spring Forward" Event Debuts Apple Watch and More · · Score: 1

    I can't spend that much, but it goes with my wife's white dress...

  7. Re:Not sure I want a dog sniffing my private parts on Dog Sniffs Out Cancer In Human Urine · · Score: 1

    Then again, it is cold up here in Canada.

    Don't worry! There are humans BEGGING for this training!

  8. Re:A Fantastic target for state-sponsored hackers! on NSA Director Argues For "Red Button" Autonomy Against Unattributed Cyber-Attacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    General Jack D. Ripper :
    Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake :
    No, I don't think I do, sir, no.

    General Jack D. Ripper :
    He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

  9. Re:No on Ask Slashdot: Should I Let My Kids Become American Citizens? · · Score: 0

    Only Israelis are allowed to keep original citizenship, all others forswear loyalty to foreign "prince, power or potentate".

    Now, WHY is that?

  10. Re:Yes. What do you lose? But talk to lawyer first on Ask Slashdot: Should I Let My Kids Become American Citizens? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once you renounce citizenship, I don't think the united states will let you back in, I'm not entirely sure but I believe that is the case.

    It's like prison, that way. You have to commit the crime again and be re-convicted, to be admitted back to the circle of convicts.

  11. Why Force Your Children to Live in the Past? on Ask Slashdot: Should I Let My Kids Become American Citizens? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    US History is the only relevant topic, concerning that failed state.

  12. Re:Obligatory on Ikea Unveils Furniture That Charges Your Smartphone Wirelessly · · Score: 1

    I LOVE your similitude! I'm using it everywhere, from now on.

    "Cheerios? Man, that is the "Thomas Kincade" of breakfast cereals."

  13. HEADLINE: IKEA MAKES ELECTRIC CHAIR on Ikea Unveils Furniture That Charges Your Smartphone Wirelessly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alabama and Oklahoma have orgasm.

  14. Re:Let's Get Real You Stupid Humans on Drug-Resistant Malaria May Pose Major Threat · · Score: 2

    Just wait til Bill Gates begins twiddling with these mosquitoes at the genetic level - as threatened. What could possibly go wrong, for the Sorcerer's Apprentice?

  15. Re:Comes with DRM on Sony To Release Google Glass Competitor · · Score: 1

    "I know! Let's compete with a non-product, technology PoC that has no proven market, PLUS a high-degree of resistance and hostility by prospective customers!"

    "That's why you're the boss, J.T. and why you make the big dollars."

  16. WITNESS SUPRESSION on Belgian Raid Kills 2, Said To Avert "Major Terrorist Attacks" · · Score: 2

    They must be killed - judge, jury, executioner - before they can reveal that "Charlie" was a Gladio.

  17. Re: *sips pabst* on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    I suppose it was a disgusted rhetorical... ;-)

  18. Re:Like an episode of 24... on Norse Security IDs 6, Including Ex-Employee, As Sony Hack Perpetrators · · Score: 1

    Neal Caffery? Is it you?

  19. MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAYS on Norse Security IDs 6, Including Ex-Employee, As Sony Hack Perpetrators · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oceania has ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR with East Asia.

  20. Re:*sips pabst* on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    Jackson ends up telling NO story - just a vomit of computer-guided coloured lights. Sound and fury, signifying nothing...

    I was more worried about replenishing Red Vines, than seeing what happened next.

  21. "But from the bank itself" on Russian Hackers Stole Millions From Banks, ATMs · · Score: 1

    As a result, the money is stolen not from the customers, but from the bank itself.

    "Party on, Garth."

  22. Re:Allow me to point out... on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    Bizarre argumentation. One hardly knows where to begin with your assumptions and red-herring analogies.

    To address your first point - with it's ill-considered implications of parity between democracy, capitalism and actual worth or value: Commercial success at this scale simply indicate how thoroughly that vulgarity and thoughtlessness have been cultivated and encouraged by this media-driven culture over the past 90-100 years or so.

    When people make "free choices" in such a society, they do so in appalling ignorance, with a maximum of empty stimulation. This is the post-Edward Bernays world.

  23. Re: *sips pabst* on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    The vulgarity of this decadent age. So? He rapes the corpse of JRR Tolkien and that's just fine if it earns a bauble and a penny?

  24. Re:*sips pabst* on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    That was a case of "resource constraint".

  25. Re:*sips pabst* on Ars: Final Hobbit Movie Is 'Soulless End' To 'Flawed' Trilogy · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

    I AM one of those "small musicians and authors".