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  1. Re:Seriously on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    Not unless you are into photo processing.

  2. Re:Seriously on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    Mobarak-e shoma! Khaasteh nabosheed, Agha.

  3. Re:Seriously on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    Sorry. All my references for each of these governments date to the periods of the early 1970s.

  4. abhorrence of eccentricity or individuality. on Algorithms Can Make You Pretty · · Score: 1

    "...abhorrence of eccentricity or individuality...

    Unfortunately, I think this is perennial, not modern. But yeah - you're right. The technology of "communications" today means a more efficacious way of speedily distributing that mean towards its baseline...

  5. Re:I'm Already Pretty on Algorithms Can Make You Pretty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Algorithms can model the lowest-common denominator of attractiveness, as determined by our sample respondents.

    or

    Beauty by committee.

  6. I'm Already Pretty on Algorithms Can Make You Pretty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously. Like, Chris Isaak, with Liz Taylor's eyes. But, without my overbite, I'd look dull.

    So, there's software to make faces bland and uninteresting - go figure. I like the "before" picture girl - with the giant eyes, and super-sized mouth. Sensual, and sensitive. Those are attributes the "beautifying" stripped away...

  7. Re:Now go and help the others... on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    And sleep with their secretary. Right.

  8. Re:Seriously on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 1

    Not in Peron's day... You could just pay 'em off easier.

  9. Seriously on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Regular people, just doing ordinary legal business now need to worry about this?

    What the fuck is up?

    Doesn't this read more like an item that one would have expected to read - historically - by someone concerned about a visit to the Soviet Union, East Germany or Argentina? Looks like the Soviets didn't lose the cold war. There are just 1st and second runners-up, with both losers in a 15 year period, no? I mean, you fuckers used to have LAWS. You used to have a Constitutional validation of basic individual rights! But, I guess there are more important things to a nation, than the consent of the governed.

    In America, Soviet Union becomes YOU! You fucked up, America. And now you no longer exist in any meaningful context. The only single thing that defines you as a coherent entity within your borders is the way in which you are taxed - without representation.

    I don't know if I am angry or sad. But it is sad.

  10. Best Suggestion on Tips For Taking Your Laptop Into and Out of the US? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that you've escaped, why bother tunneling your way back into the Stalag^H^H^H^H^H^H Soviet^H^H^H^H^H^H U.S.?

  11. Re:As opposed to.. on Election Dirty Tricks About To Begin · · Score: 1

    A clean trick would be one where the John had all his shots.

    In Soviet Russia, prostitute shoots you!

  12. Fuel / Engine Related? on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it happened because the wings were at an attitude that they could no longer provide lift.

    There. I think the cause has now been sufficiently genericized.

  13. I See By You Outfit... on Man Attempts To Cross English Channel With Jet Wing · · Score: 1

    That you are a flyboy,

    I see by your outfit,
    That you're a flyboy, too.

    We see by our outfits,
    That we are both flyboys -

    Go buy an outfit:
    You'll be a flyboy, too.

  14. "Literally" I Do Not Think That Word Means... on NYT Ponders the Future of Solaris In a Linux/Windows World · · Score: 1

    ...what you think it does.

    "That's literally like noticing the view from a third-story building as it burns to the ground."

  15. Re:Of course on NYT Ponders the Future of Solaris In a Linux/Windows World · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You say Solaris, I say SunOS, let's call the whole thing old. ;-)

    Seriously, if you can't figure one out, you don't know the other very well.

  16. Does that outfit he's wearing on Man Attempts To Cross English Channel With Jet Wing · · Score: 1

    come with yellow pants?

  17. Wingnut! on Man Attempts To Cross English Channel With Jet Wing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Got his cap screwed a bit too tight.

  18. Re:-456 degrees? on LHC Offline Until April 2009 (Or Longer) · · Score: 1

    Or - in my case - almost exactly half a '95 Jaguar XJ12

  19. Re:Hmmm.... on How the LSB Keeps Linux One Big Happy Family · · Score: 2, Funny

    Proust on a poodle!

    Yeah. Doesn't the this have the nostalgic ring of soft, chewy, John "Maddog" Hall on the Slashdot front page, and crunchy goatse.cx on the inside?

  20. Re:Cue Shark Jokes in 3 2 1 on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 1

    "Tales of Misery and Confabulation?"

  21. Me? I'm gonna make a mint! on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 1

    I'm going into the business of supplying brown shirts.

  22. Re:TEMPEST... on US Army To Develop "Thought Helmets" · · Score: 1

    Dystopia alert.

    The complete technological dystopia clock now reads at 11:42.

  23. Hey! Bavarian Police! on Bavarian Police Seeking Skype Trojan Informant · · Score: 1

    I got yer Mama'a Trojan right here! In my wallet!

    Yer the same sons of bitches who went round with party pins on yer coats, and rounded up trade unionists and sculptors and Catholic objectionists for torture. I laugh everytime one of you makes the grave. Because... Now you realize the extent of the evil you've done in this life.

  24. Re:Actung! on Bavarian Police Seeking Skype Trojan Informant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look! I 'drew' ASCII Hitler! It's OK, though, the Bavarian Gendarmerie already pre-Godwinned the topic!

    (\:7=[

  25. Re:Inductive sensors on National Car Tracking System Proposed For US · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is my Civic.

    There are many like it, but this one is MINE.