Canada certainly DOES deserve some better jokes, however I don't think the case for new and funnier jokes should come at the expense of any of the other 50 states. North Dakota and Missouri are also candidates for better representation.
I guess they're right. The best way to illegally make money is to own a bank.
HSBC alone, payed out 2 BILLION in just fines, for laundering drug cartel money. And were glad to do it! 2 Bil was only 5 weeks of it's annual profits. Heck, the man responsible at HSBC, Gulliver, got a personal windfall 2 Million in BONUS!
So, if there are "BIG PENALTIES" for these Canadian operators, it's only to keep the ankle-biters off of the big banks' turf.
From: William Allen Simpson
<william.allen.simpson[at]gmail.com>
To: Jerry Leichter <leichter[at]lrw.com>, John Kelsey
<crypto.jmk[at]gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [Cryptography] RSA is dead.
I'm surprised at the sudden interest in my month old December 23 post.
On 1/20/14 2:39 PM, Jerry Leichter wrote:
On Jan 20, 2014, at 12:49 PM, John Kelsey <crypto.jmk[at]gmail.com>
wrote:
Perhaps this is the result of living in a government bubble for awhile, but
I certainly saw and heard a lot of the bigger community who thought NSA's
involvement in domestic crypto standards and companies was intended to improve
security. That's why NSA people were and are openly members of a bunch of
standards committees, why people invited NSA guys to give talks and take
part in competitions, why people were using stuff like SE Linux. People have
been using DSA, the NIST curves, SHA1, and SHA2 for many years, believing
them secure--because the assumption was that NSA wasn't putting backdoored
stuff out there.
Absolutely. And it's not just a matter of living inside the government bubble.
NSA has had a surprisingly good reputation pretty much until Snodownia. Before
their involvement with DES, no one really knew anything about them - but
every interaction I've ever heard of with NSA people left the impression
that they were extremely bright and extremely competent. (A friend who, many
years ago interviewed with both CIA and NSA, thought the interviewers for
the former were a bunch of bumbling idiots, while he was very impressed with
the latter. He never took a govern
Saying "there are shades of grey" is a way to undermine the importance of the revelation and the incredible personal risk, undertaken to ensure this was revealed. The SecurityState will never back down from domination of everything - which is the chiefest learning of the Snowden revelation.
Weren't even "Britons". Those were "Brythons" a Celtic people related to inhabitants of Roman-era Gaul, with modern descendants in Wales, Brittany and Basque country.
Invented in Central Asia, most of it. By proto Indo-Iranian peoples, often on territory subsumed into modern China, because of historical conquests of the Mongols.
Sinologists always have a China first and central bias - with plenty of "evidence". They always need to distort the meaning of the term "China" to do so.
It's like claiming that Stonehenge is a feat that demonstrates the long history of English engineering prowess.
Well, then can I roam beside you? I have come to lose the smog. And I feel myself a cog In something turning. And maybe it's the time of year, Yes, said maybe it's the time of man And I don't know who I am but life is for learning. We are stardust, we are golden, We are billion year old carbon, And we got to get ourselves Back to the garden.
Many of the newest buildings are not just utilitarian offices but also edifices "on the order of the pyramids," in the words of one senior military intelligence officer.
I believe that the solution will involve dividing the nation into precincts on the lines established by state and local voting. Each precinct will have have their own FISA judge assigned.
What a safer country, will America be, than it was in former days, when known as land of free.
There! I feel the hot breath of reform already. Big brother is a subcontract.
Now the secret courts will have to examine secret accusations with extra secrecy. The NSA building data centers will be reversed, so that the commercial sector can occupy this function. And send the bill for "services".
Slashdot Mirror
"Lady, if your ass burns, stick it out the window and cool it off."
Canada certainly DOES deserve some better jokes, however I don't think the case for new and funnier jokes should come at the expense of any of the other 50 states. North Dakota and Missouri are also candidates for better representation.
In Toronto, a woman leaves a pharmacy counter, forgetting the purchase of a bottle of aspirin in her haste to catch her bus ride home.
After boarding the bus, which was promptly on schedule, the woman realised that her purchase was missing.
"Oh!" she exclaimed aloud, "My aspirins! My aspirins!"
"Perhaps," offered the bus driver, "you left them on the pharmacy counter."
Big bad counterfeiters! 200 Mil!
I guess they're right. The best way to illegally make money is to own a bank.
HSBC alone, payed out 2 BILLION in just fines, for laundering drug cartel money. And were glad to do it! 2 Bil was only 5 weeks of it's annual profits. Heck, the man responsible at HSBC, Gulliver, got a personal windfall 2 Million in BONUS!
So, if there are "BIG PENALTIES" for these Canadian operators, it's only to keep the ankle-biters off of the big banks' turf.
NSA Reputation Is Dirt
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2014 18:30:39 -0500
From: William Allen Simpson
<william.allen.simpson[at]gmail.com>
To: Jerry Leichter <leichter[at]lrw.com>, John Kelsey
<crypto.jmk[at]gmail.com>
Subject: Re: [Cryptography] RSA is dead.
I'm surprised at the sudden interest in my month old December 23 post.
On 1/20/14 2:39 PM, Jerry Leichter wrote:
Yes. But what Bommy wants, Bommy GETS!
Otherwise, take the label from Paul Revere.
Saying "there are shades of grey" is a way to undermine the importance of the revelation and the incredible personal risk, undertaken to ensure this was revealed. The SecurityState will never back down from domination of everything - which is the chiefest learning of the Snowden revelation.
You ever driven a BMW or Jag down 280, when the road is clear?
It's worth leaving the City at 6:30 for that!
Congressional Medal of Honor
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur, Grand-Croix
The Knight Commander of the British Empire is a slave collar. I'd avoid the Brit gongs.
I think Perkins is mistaking Versailles in 1789 for Berlin in 1933.
Weren't even "Britons". Those were "Brythons" a Celtic people related to inhabitants of Roman-era Gaul, with modern descendants in Wales, Brittany and Basque country.
Stonehenge is pre-Celtic.
Invented in Central Asia, most of it. By proto Indo-Iranian peoples, often on territory subsumed into modern China, because of historical conquests of the Mongols.
Sinologists always have a China first and central bias - with plenty of "evidence". They always need to distort the meaning of the term "China" to do so.
It's like claiming that Stonehenge is a feat that demonstrates the long history of English engineering prowess.
It's one of those funny, old-fashioned words, living on like a museum piece! You know, like "Steam Packet" and "Record Album" and "Wedding Dress".
That guy was detected on what planet?! With a dwarf?
He seemed weird, but not like "Douglas Adams" type weird!
Oh., wait...
I see. (blush).
The article says this, like it's a bad thing.
We are stardust, man.
Well, then can I roam beside you?
I have come to lose the smog.
And I feel myself a cog
In something turning.
And maybe it's the time of year,
Yes, said maybe it's the time of man
And I don't know who I am but life is for learning.
We are stardust, we are golden,
We are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves
Back to the garden.
I bet it's a rock.
"Deliberately buried..."
Many of the newest buildings are not just utilitarian offices but also edifices "on the order of the pyramids," in the words of one senior military intelligence officer.
It is restricted for US distribution as too secure, without NIST weak crypto or NSA backdoors.
What a homo. Replying to a "First Post!" jackass, just to get to the top. Your enormity of your gayness is surpassed only by your egotism.
Ewe mast bee knew hear.
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." -- George Bernard Shaw
Or a crafty bastard that knows his constituency will fall for the "I didn't know they were doing this" act, again.
When you sign the bills to grease pigs, you ought to figure they can slip the pen.
https://nest.com/ ...and their blog post about being acquired by google: https://nest.com/blog/2014/01/13/welcome-home/
Let's build a NEST clone, and spy on OURSELVES!
This message was brought to you Through a Scanner, Darkly...
I believe that the solution will involve dividing the nation into precincts on the lines established by state and local voting. Each precinct will have have their own FISA judge assigned.
What a safer country, will America be, than it was in former days, when known as land of free.
There! I feel the hot breath of reform already. Big brother is a subcontract.
Now the secret courts will have to examine secret accusations with extra secrecy. The NSA building data centers will be reversed, so that the commercial sector can occupy this function. And send the bill for "services".
https://xkcd.com/801/
http://www.nelson-haha.com/