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  1. Re:More facetime on SendGrid Fires Employee After Firestorm Over Inappropriate Jokes · · Score: 1

    I'm just going to come out and say what's on everybody's mind.

    "Dongle"/ C'mon.

    Now "Twat Rocket". There's some racy language!

  2. Re:Apple banned Adobe because iPhone sucked. on Apple Hires Former Adobe CTO Kevin Lynch, Destroyer of iPhones · · Score: 2

    BS.

    Apple didn't need a competing app delivery mechanism to "backdoor" delivery behind the app store.

    Adding Adobe's Flash would have done this, while also opening up the "Turing-complete, vulnerability of the week processor" to a stable platform.

  3. Re:I smell a future James Bond plot... on Earthquakes Deposit Gold In Fault Zones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man to God: What is a million years like to you, God?

    God: A million years? To me that's just like one of your seconds

    Man: I see! Then... What is a million DOLLARS like to you, God?

    God: I'm feeling you, man. You can guess, a million dollars to me is just like one of your pennies.

    Man: OK, God! Can I ask you for a penny, then?

    God: Sure! Just hold for a second...

  4. Re:Best way to filter web content: on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Web Content? · · Score: 1

    Dear GOD. Let's not open THAT can of worms again?

  5. Beer is proof on How Beer Gave Us Civilization · · Score: 1

    That it was necessary to invent ale...

  6. Re:Best way to filter web content: on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Web Content? · · Score: 1

    Of course, you are then also clever enough to TOR - or some other tunneling transport - your traffic, including recursive DNS queries.

  7. Re:Best way to filter web content: on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Web Content? · · Score: 1

    Stupid! Think before typing.. ICMP.

    It's pretty clear I don't do this on a daily, any more...

  8. Re:Best way to filter web content: on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Web Content? · · Score: 1

    53 UDP Any Drop.

    After the allow. :-)

  9. Re:Best way to filter web content: on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Block Web Content? · · Score: 4, Informative

    The CLOUD!

    No but real. SMB, use EasyDNS.

    Big shop? Z-Scaler and similar.

    Actually, EasyDNS is better. It blocks specific bloggers and tumblrs, that many "Enterprise" solutions give a pass.

    But for EasyDNS, you HAVE to be able to control the resolv.conf of your clients, or it is bypassed.

  10. Re:You're full of arse on Why Trolls Win With Toxic Comments · · Score: 1

    Brilliant. Dead-on, AC.

  11. You're full of arse on Why Trolls Win With Toxic Comments · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And the WELL stinks.

    Circular fantasies about post-economic info-tech utopia.

    You people were the usefull idiots who forged the tools for perpetual, universal surveillance and drone warfare.

  12. Q: What's theName of the Best Reader? on What's the Best RSS Reader Not Named Google Reader? · · Score: 1

    A: Aaron Schwartz

    Seriously, Google should release all sources under a BSD-derived license, with a memorial dedication to Aaron, in place of the UC Regent's notice.

  13. Re:Quality entertainment on Ask Slashdot: Mac To Linux Return Flow? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great news.

    Now, will you give me an insight regarding "Almond Milk". I can't find almond udders - even with a magnifing glass.

  14. Re:oh cool.. on New Pope Selected · · Score: 1

    They called it the Prayer, its answer was law
    Its logic stopped war, gave them food
    How they adored till it cried in its boredom

  15. Re:oh cool.. on New Pope Selected · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the new Pope is not made of chocolate, and filled with marzipan, then I'm not interested.

    Unless he has a jet pack. Or a robot named "Muad'Dib".

  16. Re:My first thought on Defcad.com Wants To Be the Google of 3D-Printable Guns · · Score: 1

    I think that DefCAD ought to host this whole episode, too.

    As long as they also host the MythBusters cautionary about earth bamboo...

  17. Re:No, he's 49 on Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams · · Score: 2

    Interesting. So young. I'm the age he was, when he passed away. In his photos, you'd swear he was 20-25 years older than I.

    I'm sad he died, and I'd have greatly enjoyed more of his work. Yet, the evidence is that his death might not have been so surprising - if visual assessment of Adams' vitality is any real measure.

  18. Re:MANIFOLD IRONY on Seattle Bar Owner Bans Google Glass, In Advance · · Score: 1

    Not wrong. After 3 AM.

  19. Re:Final nail? on Global Warming Has Made the North Greener · · Score: 2

    Correlation is not by necessity causation, blah blah.

    Medieval Warming Period, blah blah.

    In the 11th century, Greenland was "Green", and collapsed as a colony after it wasn't, in the 14th., blah blah.

    The muthafuckin' sky is falling! DO SOMETHING!

    OK then here's something:
    You know what? If you took 1/2 of the US navy out of commision, and grounded 1/2 of all US military aircraft? You'd eliminate more atmospheric CO2 in a decade than trying a century of taxing tailpipes and turnpikes.

    But you see, everybody will have to do with less, because we can picture a cycle as a crisis, manipulating your higher instincts to shackle yourselves.

  20. Vagina Dentata on Scientists Grow Replacement Human Teeth In Mouse Kidneys · · Score: 1

    Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
    Vagina DentataI Ain't no passing craze
    It means no worries for the rest of your days
    It's our problem-free philosophy
    Vagina Dentata!

  21. MANIFOLD IRONY on Seattle Bar Owner Bans Google Glass, In Advance · · Score: 1

    Advocating privacy via Facebook published posting.

    Actually, 5 Points is a good spot.

    Whenever circumstance dictates that I am forced to mis-spend time in that sodden, dreary town - I am cheered by the 5 Points. Burger time!

  22. Re:Rule #1 on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Flagged Channels For XBMC PVR? · · Score: 1

    That was a specific response, to another comment in the thread. Context, dear Slip, old boy, is context.

  23. Re:Rule #1 on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Flagged Channels For XBMC PVR? · · Score: 1

    QED

  24. Re:Rule #1 on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Flagged Channels For XBMC PVR? · · Score: 1

    Well.

    I will assume you are NOT an idiot, and understand that I am that guy.

    Not sure where you interpolate "child abuse" - that must be your own inner-demon speaking. Children were not even mentioned, in any context.

  25. Re:Rule #1 on Ask Slashdot: Dealing With Flagged Channels For XBMC PVR? · · Score: 0

    Breaking Bad. Such an apt description. :-)