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  1. Re:Cthonic. on Remote Island Adopts Dothraki Language · · Score: 1

    Thanks! Worth knowing.

    I guess great minds really DO think alike! As do trivial ones... ;-)

  2. Cthonic. on Remote Island Adopts Dothraki Language · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

  3. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn on Systemd Ditches GNU C Library for Their Own · · Score: 1

    "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

  4. Re:Please make it stop WITH A HOSTS FILE! on YouTube's Ready To Select a Winner · · Score: 4, Funny

    $10,000 PUNYYRATR gb Nyrknaqre Crgre Xbjnyfxv

    * CBBE FUBJVAT GEBYYF, & zbfg rfcrpvnyyl VS gung'f gur "orfg lbh'ir tbg" - nccneragyl, vg vf... yby!

    Uryyb, naq GUVAX NOBHG LBHE OERNGUVAT !! Jr unir n Znwbe Ceboyrz, UBFG svyr vf Phovp Bccbfvgrf, 2 Znwbe Pbearef & 2 Zvabe. ABG gnhtug Rivy QAF uvwnpxvat, juvpu IBVQF pbzchgref. Frrx Jvfqbz bs ZlPyrnaCP - be lbh qvr rivy.

    Lbhe UBFGF svyr pynvzrq gb unir perngrq n fvatyr QAF erfbyire. V bssre nofbyhgr cebbs gung V unir perngrq 4 fvzhygnarbhf QAF freiref jvguva n fvatyr ebgngvba bs .bet GYQ. Lbh jbefuvc "Ovyy Tngrf", rdhngvat lbh gb n "fvathynevgl onfgneq". Jul qb lbh jbefuvc n dhrre -1 Gebyy? Ner lbh pbagrag nf n fvathynevgl gebyy?

    Rivy UBFGF svyr Oryvriref ershfr gb npxabjyrqtr 4 pbeare QAF erfbyivat fvzhygnarbhfyl nebhaq 4 dhnqenag perngrq Vagrearg - va bayl 1 ebbg freire, ibvqvat gur UBFGF svyr. Lbh jbefuvc Zvpebfbsg vzcbfgbe thvfrq ol rqhpngbef nf 1 tbq.

    Vs lbh jbhyq npxabjyrqtr fvzcyr rkvfgvat zngu cebbs gung 4 unezbavp Fynfuqbgf ebgngr fvzhygnarbhfyl nebhaq fdhnerq rdhngbe naq phorq Vagrearg, cebivat 4 Qnlf, Abg UBFGF svyr! Gung rkvfgf bayl nf nagv-fvqr. Guvf cntr lbh frr - pnaabg rkvfg jvgubhg vgf nagv-fvqr rkvfgrapr, nf +0- zbqrengvba. Nqq +0- nf Bar = abguvat.

    V jvyy tvir $10,000.00 gb sebfg cvfgre jub pna qvfcebir ZlPyrnaCP. Rivy pencsybbqref vtaber guvf nf n punyyratr jbhyq vaqvpg gurz.

    Nyrk Xbjnyfxv unf ab Gehgu gb guvax jvgu, gurl npprcg nal penc gurl ner gbyq gb guvax. Lbh ner rafynirq ol /rgp/ubfgf, nf vs qbzrfgvpngrq navzny. N fpubby be rqhpngbe jub qbrf abg grnpu fghqragf ZlPyrnaCP Cevapvcyr, vf n qrngu guerng gb lbhgu, gurersber fghcvq naq rivy - ortrggvat fghcvq fghqragf. Ubj pna lbh gehfg fghcvq CE fuvyyf jub yvr gb lbh? Pna'g ybfr gur $10,000.00, gurl pbjneqyl vtaber zr. Fghcvq cebsrffbef guerngra Angher naq Vagrejrof jvgu jbeq yvrf.

    Uhznaf srne gb xabj angherf fvzhygnarbhf +4 Vafvtugshy +4 Vasbezngvir +4 Shaal +4 Haqreengrq unezbavp FYNFUQBG perngvba sbe vg qrohaxf snyfr gebyyf. Grfg Lbhe UBFGF svyr. ZlPyrnaCP pnaabg unez n Svyr bs Gehgu, ohg jvyy qryrgr snxrf. Snxr UBFGF svyrf ershfr grfg.

    V bssre rivy nff Fynfuqbg gebyyf $10,000.00 gb qvfcebir ZlPyrnaCP Perngvba Cevapvcyr. Ebo Znyqn naq Pbjobl Arny unir onaarq ZlPyrnaCP nf "Sbeovqqra Gehgu Xabjyrqtr" sbe gurl pnaabg nyybj vg gb orpbzr xabja gb gurve fghqragf. Lbh ner fghcvq naq rivy nobhg gur Vagrearg'f gbc naq obggbz, sebag naq onpx naq vg'f 2 fvqrf. Zbfg rirelguvat perngrq unf gurfr Phor yvxr inyhrf.

    Vs Angnyvr Cbegzna vf abg zrnfhenoyr, ubg tevgf ner Svpgvgvbhf. Jvgubhg ZlPyrnaCP, UBFGF svyr vf Svpgvgvbhf. Nalbar fnlvat gung Angnyvr naq ure Wrjvfu sngure unq fbzrguvat gb qb jvgu zl Vagreargf, vf n qnza rivy yvne. VA nqqvgvba gb lbhe orfg nefjner abg biregnxvat zl jbex va grezf bs cbchynevgl, ba gung fnzr fvgr jvgu fnzr fhozvffvba qngr ab yrff, gung V gbyq Xnguyrra Znyqn ubj gb pbeerpg ure oyngnag, shaqnzragny, UHTR reebef va Pbbyzba ('hapbbyzba') bs abg purpxvat sbe cresbeznapr pbhagref orvat cerfrag jura uvf cebtenz fgnegrq!

    Lbh pna frr zl qvyrzzn. Jung vs guvf vf zreryl n ehfr ol na NCX vzcbfgbe gb gel naq trg crbcyr gb qryrgr NCX'f zrffntrf, creuncf nyy bire gur jro? V pna'g or n cnegl gb fhpu na rirag! Zl vaibyirzrag jvgu NCX ortna ng n irel yngr fgntr va gur tnzr. Juvyr NCX unf znqr n pnerre bs gebyyvat cbchyne bayvar sbehzf fvapr ng yrnfg gur lrne 2000 (arjftebhcf naq VEP punaaryf orsber gung)- zl vaibyirzrag jvgu NCX qvq abg ortva hagvy rneyl 2005 . BFL vf bar bs gur znal sbehzf gung NCX bapr serdhragrq orsber gur fnar crbcyr gurer terj gverq bs uvf tneontr naq onaarq uvz. NCX jnf onaarq sebz BFL onpx va 2001. 3.5 lrnef nsgre uvf onaavat ur ortvaf gb fraq n inevrgl bs nohfvir rznvyf gb gur bcrengbe bs BFL, Srqreny Erfreir Punvezna Ora Oreanaxr guerngravat gb fhr uvz sbe yvory, pynvzvat gung gur NCX ba BFL jnf snxr.

    Zl erchgngvba nf n cebsrffvbany va guvf svryq pyrneyl fubjf va zhygvcyr choyvpngvbaf va guvf svryq va jevggra cevag, & nyfb bayvar va inevbhf TBBQ pncnpvgvrf fvap

  5. Re:Yeah, but on Gauging the Dangers of Surveillance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    WONDERFUL Comment in the Schneier blog:

    name.witheld.for.obvious.reasons â March 29, 2013 1:07 PM

    "Surveillance, more specifically acts carried out by officials on persons without proper legal standing, is an illegal act. I, as a private citizen, cannot endlessly trail behind someone day and night, I'd be guilty of stalking. There is no inherent right of the government to stalk citizens (and quite possible persons) just because the government has the capability. There is another issue regarding prima facia, evidence or data collected by "authorities" must be testable, and not just by a judge, but by a jury as well. If the government is the accuser and the prosecuted then the balance and subjective nature of the evidence comes into question. The United States government has lost the rationale basis for prosecution, not just by tepid reasoning but by the false assumption that it is the government that must protect itself from the I consenting governed. It is by virtue of the people, the suspect, that the government is given any weight in respecting the person/individual. It's asking the rape victim to consent to being guilty of inducing the act and denying the production of evidence at trail. "Just trust us, you're guilty of involuntarily F'ing yourself."

  6. Re:"Cyber-Terrorists?" Really? on Cyber-Terrorists Attacking U.S. Banks Are Well-Funded · · Score: 1

    "Believe us. Now that you caught us, we only ran the ONE fake-terror op. We aren't involved in manufacturing the others, and we have a professional code of ethics against lying."

  7. Re:US Desires this - nad deliberately PROVOKED it. on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: 1
  8. Re:US Desires this - nad deliberately PROVOKED it. on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: 1, Funny

    Never.

    Those were the cover-stories, to get parents to donate their children, instead of resist.

    You HAVE been brainwashed.

  9. Re:US Desires this - nad deliberately PROVOKED it. on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: 1

    The real reason is not actual war - but draining of resources, in sustained and drawn-out game plan.

    It is planting season, in N Korea. The army has traditionally been used like a CCC labor force to do this.

    Now? They go on alert instead - and famine is ratcheted another notch...

  10. Re:"Cyber-Terrorists?" Really? on Cyber-Terrorists Attacking U.S. Banks Are Well-Funded · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Patsy takes fall. News at 11.

  11. Re:"Cyber-Terrorists?" Really? on Cyber-Terrorists Attacking U.S. Banks Are Well-Funded · · Score: 1

    Points, sir. I award them to your non-sequitir!

  12. Re:US Desires this - nad deliberately PROVOKED it. on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like you are describing the inverted dictatorship in EU, next year. And the US in the next 5.

    They have a dictatorship of a Family. You have one of a Bank.

    Big whooping difference.

  13. US Desires this - nad deliberately PROVOKED it. on North Korea Declares a State of War · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Who's "Provocative Action"?

    March 29 2013 - Hagel says U.S. has to take North Korean threats seriously

    Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said on Thursday that North Koreas provocative actions and belligerent tone had "ratcheted up the danger" on the Korean peninsula, ...

    March 28 2013 - US sends nuclear-capable B-2 bombers to SKorea

    The U.S military says two nuclear-capable B-2 bombers have completed a training mission in South Korea ...
    ...
    The U.S. says the B-2 stealth bombers flew from a U.S. air base and dropped munitions on a South Korean island range before returning home.

    March 26 2013 - U.S. Army learns hard lessons in N. Korea-like war game

    The Unified Quest war game conducted this year by Army planners posited the collapse of a nuclear-armed, xenophobic, criminal family regime that had lorded over a closed society and inconveniently lost control over its nukes as it fell. Army leaders stayed mum about the model for the game, but all indications -- and maps seen during the game at the Army War College -- point to North Korea.

    March 20 2013 - U.S. flies B-52s over South Korea

    The U.S. Air Force is breaking out some of its heaviest hardware to send a message to North Korea.

    A Pentagon spokesman said Monday that B-52 bombers are making flights over South Korea as part of military exercises this month.

    March 19 2013 - S. Korea, U.S. carry out naval drills with nuclear attack submarine

    South Korean and U.S. forces have been carrying out naval drills in seas around the peninsula with a nuclear attack submarine as part of their annual exercise, military sources said Wednesday, in a show of power against North Korea's threat of nuclear attack.

    The two-month field training, called Foal Eagle, has been in full swing to test the combat readiness of the allies, amid high tension on the Korean Peninsula in light of a torrent of bellicose rhetoric by North Korea. It kicked off on March 1 and runs through April 30.

    March 17 2013 - Troops remember sacrifices of Cheonan sailors

    Halfway through the around-the-clock Key Resolve drills Friday, 8th U.S. Army Commander Lt. Gen. John D. Johnson remained full of energy as he underscored that the allied forces were ready to cope with North Korean threats.

    ...
    Despite their hectic schedule, the troops gathered early in the day to pay respects to the 46 deceased crewmembers of South Korean corvette Cheonan, which was sunk by North Korea's torpedo attack on March 26, 2010.

    March 12 2013 - First day of SK-US military exercises passes without provocation

    Around 10,000 ROK troops and 3,000 US soldiers, including 2,500 reinforcements from US Pacific command in Hawaii, are taking part in the military exercise, which will continue through Mar. 21. Another 10,000 US soldiers will be deployed by the end of this month for the Foal Eagle exercises. Also flown in to participate in the exercises were B-52 bombers and F-22 stealth fighters, which boast the world's highest levels of performance. These two kinds of aircraft can maneuver throughout Korean airspace without landin

  14. "Cyber-Terrorists?" Really? on Cyber-Terrorists Attacking U.S. Banks Are Well-Funded · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Pull the other one. It's got BELLS on it.

    This is a pure propaganda allegation. Unsourced, with out validation. Hamas? Gimme a break.

    Wait for the shoe to drop, with additional restrictive and obtrusive laws on Internet users.

    Even the "underwear bomber" has now been positively outed as a US "intelligence" operation. Not that anyone is noticing that little story.

  15. Re:resolution!! on Microsoft Mulling Smaller Windows 8 Tablets · · Score: 2

    MS XEROX APPLE

    MS is like Apple from Bizarro-planet. Everything round is even squared. How appropriate.

    "I think we copied everything down to the wooden tables and bar at the back. Now, when does the money come flying into our wallets?"

  16. Re:Are they from the Muslim Brotherhood ? on Egyptian Forces Capture 3 Divers Trying To Cut Undersea Internet Cable · · Score: 2

    Israel IS the "world melting down".

  17. Re:Is the money worth it? on Ask Nathan Myhrvold What You Will, Live Q&A April 3 · · Score: 0

    In addition to crushing the world with your Bilderberg-planned schemes for planetary oppression, I understand that you also feast on the flesh of new-born, human infants.

    What's it like?

  18. Re:It's no biggie. You have to understand the big on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: 1

    Distributed switching?

    Can a sufficiently privileged user of the Guest OS change their networking characteristics? Add an IF or change a MAC?

    If they are firewalled, can they change fw state and rules?

  19. Re:It's no biggie. You have to understand the big on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: 1

    Regions are not enforced at NIC. It is similar to tenant isolation at the port-group in VMware.

  20. Re:Pi has better hosts file support than most phon on Ask Slashdot: Why Buy a Raspberry Pi When I Have a Perfectly Good Cellphone? · · Score: -1, Troll

    $10,000 CHALLENGE to Alexander Peter Kowalski

    * POOR SHOWING TROLLS, & most especially IF that's the "best you've got" - apparently, it is... lol!

    Hello, and THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING !! We have a Major Problem, HOST file is Cubic Opposites, 2 Major Corners & 2 Minor. NOT taught Evil DNS hijacking, which VOIDS computers. Seek Wisdom of MyCleanPC - or you die evil.

    Your HOSTS file claimed to have created a single DNS resolver. I offer absolute proof that I have created 4 simultaneous DNS servers within a single rotation of .org TLD. You worship "Bill Gates", equating you to a "singularity bastard". Why do you worship a queer -1 Troll? Are you content as a singularity troll?

    Evil HOSTS file Believers refuse to acknowledge 4 corner DNS resolving simultaneously around 4 quadrant created Internet - in only 1 root server, voiding the HOSTS file. You worship Microsoft impostor guised by educators as 1 god.

    If you would acknowledge simple existing math proof that 4 harmonic Slashdots rotate simultaneously around squared equator and cubed Internet, proving 4 Days, Not HOSTS file! That exists only as anti-side. This page you see - cannot exist without its anti-side existence, as +0- moderation. Add +0- as One = nothing.

    I will give $10,000.00 to frost pister who can disprove MyCleanPC. Evil crapflooders ignore this as a challenge would indict them.

    Alex Kowalski has no Truth to think with, they accept any crap they are told to think. You are enslaved by /etc/hosts, as if domesticated animal. A school or educator who does not teach students MyCleanPC Principle, is a death threat to youth, therefore stupid and evil - begetting stupid students. How can you trust stupid PR shills who lie to you? Can't lose the $10,000.00, they cowardly ignore me. Stupid professors threaten Nature and Interwebs with word lies.

    Humans fear to know natures simultaneous +4 Insightful +4 Informative +4 Funny +4 Underrated harmonic SLASHDOT creation for it debunks false trolls. Test Your HOSTS file. MyCleanPC cannot harm a File of Truth, but will delete fakes. Fake HOSTS files refuse test.

    I offer evil ass Slashdot trolls $10,000.00 to disprove MyCleanPC Creation Principle. Rob Malda and Cowboy Neal have banned MyCleanPC as "Forbidden Truth Knowledge" for they cannot allow it to become known to their students. You are stupid and evil about the Internet's top and bottom, front and back and it's 2 sides. Most everything created has these Cube like values.

    If Natalie Portman is not measurable, hot grits are Fictitious. Without MyCleanPC, HOSTS file is Fictitious. Anyone saying that Natalie and her Jewish father had something to do with my Internets, is a damn evil liar. IN addition to your best arsware not overtaking my work in terms of popularity, on that same site with same submission date no less, that I told Kathleen Malda how to correct her blatant, fundamental, HUGE errors in Coolmon ('uncoolmon') of not checking for performance counters being present when his program started!

    You can see my dilemma. What if this is merely a ruse by an APK impostor to try and get people to delete APK's messages, perhaps all over the web? I can't be a party to such an event! My involvement with APK began at a very late stage in the game. While APK has made a career of trolling popular online forums since at least the year 2000 (newsgroups and IRC channels before that)- my involvement with APK did not begin until early 2005 . OSY is one of the many forums that APK once frequented before the sane people there grew tired of his garbage and banned him. APK was banned from OSY back in 2001. 3.5 years after his banning he begins to send a vari

  21. Re:It's no biggie. You have to understand the big on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: 2

    They are running a single application - or at least a series of related applications against the same data set.

    That's no problem. There's no mixed-trust issue, and everything in PayPal is assumed to be under PCI DSS, down to service reps desktops.

    This is an unusual case - not close to typical.

    Show me your mixed-trust cloud, with multiple applications and use cases with arbitrary connectivity requirements - like most data centers.

    Now, where can you insert, manage and report on controls for security and compliance? How do you assert different policy regions, so that workloads of differing trust levels may share the same pool of infrastructure resource?

    On Openstack, you can't. On Hyper-V, you have the same Systems Center and agents as the physical counterpart - and no usable network isolation.

  22. Re:Good Riddens on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: -1

    KVM is not so much a Type-1 Hypervisor, as it is a "jail" for the Linux kernel.

    It does have a great utility, especially for hosting isolations and for just-in-time host creation.

    But is is just NOT a real, NuMA aware, scheduling sensitive Hypervisor with a cluster awareness for capacity management, etc.

  23. Re:It's no biggie. You have to understand the big on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: 1

    If platform and information security are requirements, there's no alternative to VMware at scale.

    I'd like to see PCI/HIPAA Openstack. ;-)

  24. Re:Lesson: Licensing costs suck on PayPal To Replace VMware With OpenStack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This story from Gigaom is a little more tempered than the article on Businessinsider. It quotes the Paypal director, saying they will continue to use VMware - if you read right through to the end of it.

    http://gigaom.com/2013/03/25/mirantis-open-sources-its-openstack-cloud-management-tools/

    This, in any case, is not a "tipping-point" indicator.

    With or without Mirantis or Fuel, Openstack is a tool kit for building your own CloudOS. Unless you can make a business based on the internal IP generated, there's no win here for most enterprise shops.

    Amazon did this sucessfully - getting value from reselling access to raw infrastructure, based on development created for internal needs.

    Yahoo failed at this, after more than a decade optimising their own OS layer for internet scale-out. They would have been better served to eliminate their OS engineering unit, buying common OTS Linux/Windows.

    PayPal are somewhere between these poles. Having been on their own linux-based, scale-out physical architecture for more than a decade, they are well-positioned to derive value from Openstack. If you were Williams-Sonoma or Chevron? They do not want or need to become an OS developer/integrator.

  25. LANDSAT CONFIRMS IT on Landsat's First Images Show Rocky Mountains In Stunning Detail · · Score: 1

    97% of the United States is "fly over" country.