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  1. Re:You know, Microsoft gets a bad rap - try ... on Belkin's Amazon Rep Paying For Fake Online Reviews · · Score: -1

    Linux is the most important development in human history. Micro$oft has done nothing but reap horror throughout the universe. Bill Gates is the bacteria in satan's feces. Linux has absolutely NO bugs, NEVER freezes, and I cum every time I say the word Linux. God uses Ubuntu and knows the truth that ALL Microshaft "products" are the gateway to hell and the reason that third world countries have such horrible hygene. Linux is the reason that I live, and Microsuck is the reason that I will die. Simply looking at a Windoze machine causes the human brain to lose functionality.

  2. Re:/. shines again!! on Virus Infection Hits UK's Ministry of Defense, Including Warships · · Score: 0

    Yeah, bashing everything Microsoft became the norm quite some time ago. It's to the point of silliness now.

  3. Re:Easy fix on Virus Infection Hits UK's Ministry of Defense, Including Warships · · Score: -1

    I just have to see how deep the indentions can go.

  4. Re:Just because I don't use it doesn't mean ... on Do Twitter Phishing Scams Herald the End of Microblogs? · · Score: -1

    Dear God!! Someone just rolled up in a buggy and tricked me into buying snake oil!!

  5. Linux on Anyone Besides Zune Owners With New Year's Crashes? · · Score: -1

    You are obviously lying. Linux NEVER fails. NEVER.

  6. Linux on MS Issues Critical SQL Server Flaw Warning · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux is entirely impenetrable and never requires updates of any sort. Any database application running on Linux is completely, without question, capable of becoming self aware and defending itself from assassins known as Microsoft products. If you have ever even seen a Microsoft "product" in use then you are a complete and total buffoon, you are incapable of breathing on your own, and you do not deserve the oxygen you consume. A wet paper bag is more secure than all of Microsoft's products. Linux is built by titanium-skinned gods that were trained by magical ninja fairies. Computers running a Linux distribution do not require electricity; instead, they run on posts at Slashdot and the love felt by a community that feels that no money should ever be traded for labor or information.

  7. I-Ram is King on Which OS Performs Best With SSDs? · · Score: 0

    the rest can go to hell. I only need 4GB space total anyway.

  8. simple online pdf on Critical Vulnerability In Adobe Reader · · Score: 0

    print to postscript, then visit http://ps2pdf.com/ easy as pie, and free

  9. Re:oh no! on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: 0

    i learned it from the linux fanboys

  10. oh no! on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    God forbid that Microsoft help a few people!

  11. Re:Opt-in on Gov't Computers Used to Find Info on "Joe the Plumber" · · Score: 0

    as a libertarian, i must say that i've never encountered another truly anarchistic libertarian... i do believe government is evil and should be beaten down with a heavy stick (to a manageable and not-so-oppressive size), but i feel the same way about most of the yankees roster - yet i don't want them to die... by simply having the root "govern", government is inherently evil - it suppresses freedom through extreme taxation and the wage of ridiculous wars abroad and against its own citizens... though, i must admit that i do enjoy paved roads and bridges - that's the better and acceptable side of government... maybe you should actually meet a few libertarians and use that piddly little brain of yours in an attempt to understand the philosophy before you assume we're all ted kaczynski..

  12. maybe on Magnetic Levitating Trains Get Go-Ahead In Japan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    they'll let you learn of the grammar english

  13. but on Doing the Math On the New MacBook · · Score: 1

    it's STILL a shitty mac

  14. Re:Afterword on Schneier on Security · · Score: 1

    i went to work for a credit card processing vendor... shortly into the short, 120-day stay, i discovered serious security flaws, including weak encryption schemes, and even injection vulnerabilities... the software had been written by offshore sources that were either very apathetic or very junior... when i brought this to the attention of my seniors i was just told to keep it quiet... i left VERY quickly after this... this was, i discovered, during the times that they were in talks to be acquired by american express... so, they were acquired and amex inherited a lemon, and the founders of the acquired company made out fat... the last i heard, this company was hemorrhaging clients...

  15. Re:They will buy one anyways... on Users Rage Over Missing FireWire On New MacBooks · · Score: 1

    but apple fans are the coolest looking of the slaves

  16. Well, on Android Also Comes With a Kill-Switch · · Score: 1

    guess what i won't be buying...

  17. Re:adams and carter sucked ass, absolutely on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    but martin van buren is wholly responsible for some very dangerous gangs that roam the streets of new york... i know, i've seen their secret handshake...

  18. Worst president in history? on Internet Co-inventor Vint Cerf Endorses Obama · · Score: 1

    apparently you've never heard of john quincy adams or jimmy carter... a lot of stuff really did happen before george w bush...

  19. As much as Microsoft is hated here on Choosing a Replacement Email System For a University? · · Score: 1

    ... Exchange is actually a great product in my opinion. Though some clever soul will certainly point out that my opinion is of no value and should receive no attention.

  20. Re:I don't get it... on Give Up the Fight For Personal Privacy? · · Score: 1

    is it so hard to imagine someone who actually doesn't own a television, and really doesn't know what shows coworkers talk about?... i happen to be one of those people spending more time doing other things and living without a television... i get this sort of crappy comment when people say, "hey did you see {insert} last night?!" and my response is "no, i've never heard of it"... maybe people like you are simply jealous because you know that you can't live without the boob tube... try picking up a fucking book sometime...