So I created this algorithm for NASA, and ummm, I guess I missed a decimal point somewhere cause it didn't pick up this big asteroid heading towards us.
Anyway... probably want to spend some time with your loved ones today. I'm going to go empty a liquor store myself.
Eeeeehhhhhhh.... that doesn't really apply. IBM had to change, typewriters and Mainframes were going the way of the dinosaur.
I don't see Windows doing that, actually worse, things that Microsoft hope would go extinct aren't (ie. XP).
Now Microsoft already has some forays into hardware but they just aren't that terribly profitable.
While the Xbox One and Xbox 360 sold 3.9 million and 3.5 million units respectively, gross margins for the Devices & Consumer Hardware division were down 46% to $0.4 billion. Total Surface revenue doubled to $0.89 billion (probably selling around 1 million Surface tablets), but costs also spiked to $0.93 billion (probably due to marketing and slim margins on the Surface tablets).(http://www.extremetech.com/computing/175350-microsoft-delivers-record-revenue-profits-due-to-strong-xbox-windows-phone-and-commercial-sales)
Wow, $0.89 bil for the Surface that's amazing and.... oh... wait....
> Another reader points out the interesting fact that "Acton — himself a former Apple engineer — applied for jobs at both Twitter and Facebook way before WhatsApp > became a wildly popular mobile app. Both times he was rejected."
Maybe because Acton is 42.
Friend of mine use to get these Fan boy catalogs for Star Trek/Star Wars trinkets. (ie. Stuff people made in their basement)
One of the ads was for "Official Star Trek Badges". Engineering, Command, Medical, Security, and Astrology.... and it took us 10 mins to explain to him.
I bought my house several years ago. At the time the basement had a lot of garbage in it but I was lazy and just left it lying there in the rafters. It wasn't until several years later I actually rented a dumpster and started cleaning. In amongst the old license plates, ancient signer sewing machine, and sheets of plate glass... I found it. A 12"x"12' piece of ancient looking wood. Dark grey in colour and very worn, like it had been sanded down. It was engraved with runic symbols or what I assume to be runes. But that's not the odd thing about it, because in complete darkness, the symbols glow a dark green. Now it could be bioluminescent bacteria or even radium, since that was popular at one time to paint things with radium at one time, but they glow none the less. Now the symbols I've researched and some people have suggested they are actually Freemason alphabet characters. One possible source of the wooden plank would be Oak Island. Oak island has long be associated with the Masonic order. I suppose that would also explain the salty musk the board has. Anyway... I'll take some pictures and post them at some point.
There used to be tons of stories of elderly men being beaten to death in Florida all the time, usually for the cash in their wallets. Doesn't happen anymore when they started shooting back.
Not sure why you hate elderly people so much. Maybe you are one of the people who likes to beat them to death for a couple of dollars.
http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Orlando-Florida.html.... I think the law(s) you are talking about are Castle Doctrine (signed into law 2005).
And what you've said is completely wrong of course since the number of murders and robberies went up with Castle Doctrine.
My guess is you're either a gun seller or you're a lunatic that is planning a school shooting.
Now... Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
> People who think concealed carry should be gotten rid of just makes them targets for violent crime.
So people go around shooting people that support gun control? Ohhhhh America! HA HA HA HA *shakes head*
When someone comments something inflammatory or stupid I check their logs. http://slashdot.org/~glrotate He's a career troll.
Where as I just have the occasional bad day or I'm emo for some reason.
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So I created this algorithm for NASA, and ummm, I guess I missed a decimal point somewhere cause it didn't pick up this big asteroid heading towards us.
Anyway... probably want to spend some time with your loved ones today. I'm going to go empty a liquor store myself.
This is Satoshi Nakamoto:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9rqm...
and his friend. They create crypto-currencies and attend raves.
I don't see Windows doing that, actually worse, things that Microsoft hope would go extinct aren't (ie. XP).
Now Microsoft already has some forays into hardware but they just aren't that terribly profitable.
While the Xbox One and Xbox 360 sold 3.9 million and 3.5 million units respectively, gross margins for the Devices & Consumer Hardware division were down 46% to $0.4 billion. Total Surface revenue doubled to $0.89 billion (probably selling around 1 million Surface tablets), but costs also spiked to $0.93 billion (probably due to marketing and slim margins on the Surface tablets).(http://www.extremetech.com/computing/175350-microsoft-delivers-record-revenue-profits-due-to-strong-xbox-windows-phone-and-commercial-sales)
Wow, $0.89 bil for the Surface that's amazing and .... oh... wait....
Commercial Licensing (Windows, SQL Server, Hyper-V) revenue grew 7% to $11 billion.
Yeah software is still the main cash cow and it's going to stay that way unless people, I dunno, everyone suddenly switches to Linux or something?
This guy was controlling the internet for an entire country, and when I added Porn Expert to *my* resume, I didn't even get a call back.
The female narrator for the video is the pronunciation spatula for calling the micro-turbine a micro-"turban".
> Another reader points out the interesting fact that "Acton — himself a former Apple engineer — applied for jobs at both Twitter and Facebook way before WhatsApp > became a wildly popular mobile app. Both times he was rejected." Maybe because Acton is 42.
What would really be funny is if two days later you got an F on the paper because the teacher didn't feel enough evidence existed to prove your point.
Friend of mine use to get these Fan boy catalogs for Star Trek/Star Wars trinkets. (ie. Stuff people made in their basement)
One of the ads was for "Official Star Trek Badges". Engineering, Command, Medical, Security, and Astrology.... and it took us 10 mins to explain to him.
From the ground up, a total re-write, IN MY GLORIOUS IMAGE! Ahem, it does run faster and the code is a lot cleaner looking.
Oliver North got a light sentence and than the ACLU helped clear him of even that.
I bought my house several years ago. At the time the basement had a lot of garbage in it but I was lazy and just left it lying there in the rafters. It wasn't until several years later I actually rented a dumpster and started cleaning. In amongst the old license plates, ancient signer sewing machine, and sheets of plate glass... I found it. A 12"x"12' piece of ancient looking wood. Dark grey in colour and very worn, like it had been sanded down. It was engraved with runic symbols or what I assume to be runes. But that's not the odd thing about it, because in complete darkness, the symbols glow a dark green. Now it could be bioluminescent bacteria or even radium, since that was popular at one time to paint things with radium at one time, but they glow none the less. Now the symbols I've researched and some people have suggested they are actually Freemason alphabet characters. One possible source of the wooden plank would be Oak Island. Oak island has long be associated with the Masonic order. I suppose that would also explain the salty musk the board has. Anyway... I'll take some pictures and post them at some point.
I'm worried of the ULC.
There used to be tons of stories of elderly men being beaten to death in Florida all the time, usually for the cash in their wallets. Doesn't happen anymore when they started shooting back.
Not sure why you hate elderly people so much. Maybe you are one of the people who likes to beat them to death for a couple of dollars.
http://www.city-data.com/crime/crime-Orlando-Florida.html .... I think the law(s) you are talking about are Castle Doctrine (signed into law 2005).
And what you've said is completely wrong of course since the number of murders and robberies went up with Castle Doctrine.
My guess is you're either a gun seller or you're a lunatic that is planning a school shooting.
Now... Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
> People who think concealed carry should be gotten rid of just makes them targets for violent crime.
So people go around shooting people that support gun control? Ohhhhh America! HA HA HA HA *shakes head*
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ex-police-officer-curtis-reeves-shoots-dead-chad-oulson-texting-cinema-1432197
This way you can decide guilt and innocence based solely on physical appearance like Reddit does.
they mean skin-tone?
They should make an IPhone case that turns it in to an N-Gage next. Then change name of company to FuglyCase
How dare you question the humor and wisdom of stick men AC!
They were busy blaming Obama for burning their muffins (They followed the recipe!) and helping Murdock find a new child-bride.
You deserve more funny points. I have none and now is not a good time.
I wouldn't trust her with a bowl of cheese grits though.
Sorry, my sarcasm sounded in earnest. I should of used a ;) at the end.
I now support the RIAA.
When someone comments something inflammatory or stupid I check their logs. http://slashdot.org/~glrotate He's a career troll.
Where as I just have the occasional bad day or I'm emo for some reason.
Now China can cut some of it's educational funds in the city and divert them to more impoverished regions in the country.