The ladies then ask "Where have all the men gone, why doesn't my man sweep me off my feet with emotion?"
In Chinese we have a saying: "If man not BAD, woman not LOVE (the man)." Women tends to love bad guys - they bring more EXCITEMENT to the women's pumping hearts!
US Patent 5377100: Method of encouraging attention by correlating video game difficulty with attention level
European Patent Application EP1219233: Using image modification and temperature biofeedback to diagnose and treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
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US Patent 5678571: Method for treating medical conditions using a microprocessor-based video game
US Patent 5913310: Method for diagnosis and treatment of psychological and emotional disorders using a microprocessor-based video game
US Patent 6450820: Method and apparatus for encouraging physiological self-regulation through modulation of an operator's control input to a video game or training simulator
WIPO Patent WO/2001/004864: Method and apparatus for encouraging physiological self-regulation through modulation of an operators control input to a video game or training simulator
(Unknown): Method and Apparatus for Encouraging Physiological Change Through Physiological Control of Video Devices IPC8 Class: AA61B50482FI
USPC Class: 600545
Inventors: Devon Greco, Domenic Greco
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US Patent 5722418: Method for mediating social and behavioral processes in medicine and business through an interactive telecommunications guidance system (Self-help system, not video game system)
US Patent 5938531: Information reproducing apparatus for use with a psychological game machine
But you'd be amazed at the blank stares and "what do I need that for?" when you ask some of those "programmers" about... Big-O notation.
I don't know Big-O notation. Never learned it in school. I'm so ashamed!
No wonder I can't code simple algorithms like the Google PageRank system. Looks like I'm still stuck learning the Towers of Hanoi (recursive) algorithm.
Can we simply outsource the optimizing of complex algorithms to Computer Science interns?;)
"Mr Fusion Ltd has designed a nuclear fusion reactor small enough to fit into a car, yet powerful enough to power the car into the stratosphere (about 15 to 50 km high)...
Output power is at least 1.21 Gigowatts, equivalent to a lightning strike...
Slashdot Mirror
Nothing to do with encryption. Actually:
A is the person being framed
B is the person doing the framing
B puts false evidence on file sharing sites.
RIAA sees them and thinks A is responsible.
RIAA sues A.
For best results I would hook it to a game set in the middle of some city full of innocent pedestrians and a large assortment of melee weapons.
I realized an irony. If an ADHD treatment calms the person down (thus increasing concentration), but video games increase the person's aggression...
Example:
This NEW Video Game can help your children:
Health Warning: Excessive exposure to violent video games ... aggressive behavior...
The ladies then ask "Where have all the men gone, why doesn't my man sweep me off my feet with emotion?"
In Chinese we have a saying: "If man not BAD, woman not LOVE (the man)." Women tends to love bad guys - they bring more EXCITEMENT to the women's pumping hearts!
US Patent 5377100: Method of encouraging attention by correlating video game difficulty with attention level
European Patent Application EP1219233: Using image modification and temperature biofeedback to diagnose and treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
---
US Patent 5678571: Method for treating medical conditions using a microprocessor-based video game
US Patent 5913310: Method for diagnosis and treatment of psychological and emotional disorders using a microprocessor-based video game
US Patent 6450820: Method and apparatus for encouraging physiological self-regulation through modulation of an operator's control input to a video game or training simulator
WIPO Patent WO/2001/004864: Method and apparatus for encouraging physiological self-regulation through modulation of an operators control input to a video game or training simulator
(Unknown): Method and Apparatus for Encouraging Physiological Change Through Physiological Control of Video Devices
IPC8 Class: AA61B50482FI
USPC Class: 600545
Inventors: Devon Greco, Domenic Greco
---
US Patent 5722418: Method for mediating social and behavioral processes in medicine and business through an interactive telecommunications guidance system
(Self-help system, not video game system)
US Patent 5938531: Information reproducing apparatus for use with a psychological game machine
But you'd be amazed at the blank stares and "what do I need that for?" when you ask some of those "programmers" about ... Big-O notation.
I don't know Big-O notation. Never learned it in school. I'm so ashamed!
No wonder I can't code simple algorithms like the Google PageRank system. Looks like I'm still stuck learning the Towers of Hanoi (recursive) algorithm.
Can we simply outsource the optimizing of complex algorithms to Computer Science interns? ;)
"Mr Fusion Ltd has designed a nuclear fusion reactor small enough to fit into a car, yet powerful enough to power the car into the stratosphere (about 15 to 50 km high)...
Output power is at least 1.21 Gigowatts, equivalent to a lightning strike...
Will be available from 2015 onwards..."
Year 2015, together with Mr Fusion reactors.
Oh, if I remember correctly, upgrading a ground car to flight costs US$40,000 (this was a reasonably big amount when the movie was first released).
Just remember, never appear in the middle of a lane traveling in the opposite direction!
Google's porn search eliminates all the carbon emission needed to take a woman out to dinner and a movie.
Yes, but what you see on screen is theoretical knowledge. To be relevant in this world, you'd need practical experience.
This world will be a better place if we send tea drinkers to an even better place!
Like the Enterprise NCC-1701-D?
Darn! I'm distracted too!
As your post gets modded up, more people will read it and get distracted too.
No, no - the Apollo 11 site is a soundstage on Mars.
Darn, where's the three musketeers (Odyssey, Express, Reconnaissance) when you need them?
Free energy suppression
No, they're not free. Do you know you'd have to dance continuously to the energy god to get the Free Energy? Too impractical.
You can get far higher returns converting brainwaves into energy.
The human body also generates roughly 8000 BTU per day, a far better source of energy.
It occurs to me now that Roland was "in love" ( in a manner of speaking) with science. And this is probably why he behaved as he did.
My entire teenage life just flashed before my eyes, upon reading your sentences. (Yes, I'm socially inept.)
You may not realize it, but I think you've just described some of us geeks.
I laughed non-stop when I visualized these images in my mind.
Stop corrupting my mind!
Just confirmed his death by reading more on the web. Calling would be very intrusive. Please mod my comment down.
His contact info:
Can somebody please contact him directly to confirm his passing?
(R.I.P. Roland. Hope you don't mind us making jokes about you.)
So what I want to know it, what is the point where the judges say "Put up or shut up"?
I don't think they're going to mess with Judge Janet Bond Atherton again, any time soon.
Hi, Mr Beckerman, or anyone who is happy to answer me.
Is the district court ruling the highest that can stop the RIAA?
What's going to stop the RIAA from aiming even higher, such as...?
What's going to stop other big companies from doing similar things in future?
They MAY be the scum of the earth ...
Except Ray Beckerman.
And Pamela Jones, who is not a lawyer but a paralegal.
Hey, Ray and Pamela! Both of you are quite compatible, and have similar ideals. Are both of you single? If so, can we matchmake you?
Rule 34!
So you want to hide your internal IPv6 network behind a NATv6 facade?
It's currently under discussion/development.
I'm still running a 32-bit operating system
It's an extension and graphical shell to a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system...
(Wait, this is a joke sub-thread, right?)
I'm so looking forward to taking the GCSE certification when it's available!
(Oh, wait, I've already taken it many years ago...)
I think the same trolls are somehow getting mod points left, right, and center.
Which reminds me ...
I remember reading an article, about a notorious troll on Slashdot, who kept creating new accounts for trolling. I think he had 10+ accounts.
I can't find back the original article now, although there's several other articles on trolling on Slashdot, and even a HOWTO guide.
Anyone has any idea? I seem to have the impression that it was written in someone's Slashdot journal.
the CCNA really isn't that hard of a cert to get..
It took me many months to pass my Can't Configure Network Anymore (CCNA) exam, you insensitive clod!
I'm planning to take Can't Control Network Protocols (CCNP) at age 50, and
Can't Configure It Effectively (CCIE) at age 75.
See definitions.
it always prints the entire document in a 1.5"x1" space...
Set Print Area? An accidentally filled cell somewhere down or to the right?