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  1. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! on United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads · · Score: 1

    Reader of FHM in the US regularly place Hurley highly in their "Sexiest Women In The World" Poll. Gotta say, I don't see it myself, but then I have a thing against posh totty.

  2. Re:UK TV Licenses on United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads · · Score: 1

    On top of that detector vans and operators are just that much more expensive to than sending people round to "knock on the door and hope for the best".

  3. Re:Makes a bit of sense. on United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads · · Score: 1
    It is also common for some of the less popular series (including some that we geeks tend to appreciate more than the normal tv-watching person) to get cancelled or postponed by the broadcaster mid-season, or to undergo some intruiging re-arrangements in broadcast schedule etc.
    In the UK, the BBC got into the habit of showing one episode of Seinfeld per night, but never at the same time as the previous night's. Then they showed two episodes of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" before burying it away on a digital channel most people can't get.

    Bastards.
  4. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! on United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh, woe to be British and lumbered with all these ugly, ugly, women.
    They're not glamourous or sexy, which is why Hollywood won't touch them with a bargepole.

    If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

  5. Re:TV Tax on United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. Why do Brits download so much US TV
    i) They don't want to wait for it appear over here.
    ii) Unlike other European countries, they don't need TV companies to dub/subtitle it into a different language.

    File under : Not Rocket Science.

  6. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. on London Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos of Plutonium · · Score: 1
    300 Australians
    What did they do, poll all of the Aussies with 3-digit IQs?
  7. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. on London Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos of Plutonium · · Score: 1

    As the old joke goes : Brits think 300 miles is a long way. Americans think 300 years is a long time.

  8. Twats on Euro Patent Restart Demand Repeated by Parliament · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I consider myself a pro-European Brit, but the intransigence and power of the unelected Commision to act in the face of the elected Parliament makes me foam at the mouth like Norman Tebbit. Is it really so hard for them to see that those with a mandate should be sovereign?

    I want a close and strong European Union -- I just don't want this European Union.

  9. Actual Information on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to these researchers' paper -- so the methodology can be actually examined (as opposed to the various slanders above). A couple of brief "executive summaries" written by journos doesn't really cut it.

  10. Re:Americans need to get themselves straight.. on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1
    I live in Canada. We have lots of guns here too. We don't shoot other people.
    Then I deduce that you do not play enough violent video games.

    Or that you sublimate your violent impulses using the excuse-for-a-punch-up-formerly-known-as-hockey.
  11. Re:And in other shock news... on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1

    Well, err, yes.

    That's the point. You're supposed to.

    That's what makes it a joke.

    <Bangs head on table>

  12. And in other shock news... on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1, Funny
    ... it's funny, isn't it, that when Lawyer's claim games inspire these sorts of things, its always the games made by fantastically wealthy corporations, who might be willing to settle out of court for large sums.

    Besides, as Marcus Brigstocke wrote:
    "If Pacman had affected us as kids we'd be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
    (Link includes groovy retro PacMan game).
  13. Re:FYI on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 1
    Well, I had a suspicion he may be a free software user. You'll notice at the bottom of the BBC article he says:
    "There are lot of products for Windows that you can use to do this - though I used some free software and wrote some extra software myself."
    (My italics)
  14. Re:Serial burglar at 19... on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you do this for other perfectly good verbs?

    Do American thieves thieverize?
    Do American rapists raperize?
    Does American pirates indulge in piratisation?

  15. He got me on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was a victim of a Serial burglar once. I didn't have breakfast for four months because of him... /*rimshot*/

  16. Re:So... on Microsoft Blocking Wine Users From Downloads Site · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't (shouldn't?) this violate some sort of anti-whatever judgement they've been slapped with somewhere
    Wow. The world's vaguest sentence moderated as "Insightful".

    Only on /.
  17. Re:Bad because.... on Microsoft Blocking Wine Users From Downloads Site · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To my knowledge WINE is an emulator for windows, so that windows programs may be run without purchasing windows.
    Then WINE users should get their updated library file from winehq.org, and not rely on microsoft to provide free functionality for their own competitors.
  18. Re:So, it's working as designed.. on Microsoft Blocking Wine Users From Downloads Site · · Score: 2, Insightful
    what right does Microsoft have to force the user to run it under "Genuine Windows" only?
    Because that's what you agreed to, when you clicked through the EULA without reading it.
  19. What bill says on Firefox Breaks 25 Million Downloads · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In fact, we just announced that we'll have a new version of the browser so we're innovating very rapidly there
    Wow, a new web browser 4 years after the old, and several years after you've declared that there wasn't even going to be another stand-alone version.

    Four years of stasis.
    Two years of complete disinterest.

    That's some really rapid innovation, there, Bill.
  20. Re:Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 1
    This standard is only applied to software, and it's ridiculous.
    If someone breaks into my car by smashing the window, it's the thief's fault. If someone breaks into my car because the auto manufacturer made it so that an individual key can open every cars of that model, I'm sure as hell going to blame the manufacturer.
  21. Re:Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't the expense of third party locks, it's the need for third party locks. (And it's an unadvertised need, too. I don't imagine your Windows PC, when first turned on said "CAUTION : This machine is vulnerable to numerous viruses and IE exploits. Please download and activate free tools like AntiVir, AdAware, and ZoneAlarm before continuing". I know mine didn't).

  22. Re:Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because logging in as root is like leaving your car unlocked.

    Running Windows (pre XP,SP2) is like buying a car whose locks don't work, only to have dealer explain that if the car is stolen because I failed to buy an expensive, third party lock, immobiliser and alarm, it's my own fault for not displaying "due diligence." Sorry, but operating systems, in their default setup, should prevent arbitrary third parties from running code on my machine.

    PS : Why am I replying to someone who's called "Trolling4Columbine". I must be stupid.

  23. Re:Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their software was faulty, and it allowed hackers to turn machines into spam spewing zombies. Several years later, they partially fix the problem (although they treat only the symptons, and not the assorted IE/ActiveX holes that constitute the disease) and you want me to thank them?

    *boggle*

  24. Re:Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, yes, I was going for the cheap laugh (Hey! It's what I do, but...)

    Security holes get left in software by accident, and by sloppiness on behalf of programmers. If that happens, bad things can happen (malware gets in).

    Surgical instruments get left in bodies by accident, and by sloppiness on behalf of doctors and theatre staff. If that happens, bad things happen (bacteria gets in, the contents of your bowel seep into your stomach).

    Now MSFT's programmers aren't to blame for the existence of scumbags like Malware writers, anymore than doctors are to blame for the existence of bacteria, or easily lacerated bowels. But if it's through their own laxness and/or incompetence that these bad things can get in ... then they've a certain moral imperative to clean up after themselves. For free.

  25. Next week's news on Microsoft Anti-Spyware to Be Free of Charge · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Doctor's who leave sponges and surgical instruments inside you body during an operation will now remove them at no extra cost to you!