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United Kingdom Leads the World in TV Downloads

SumDog writes "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women. However, according to a story on the Guardian, a new study puts the UK ahead in one more category: it leads the world in TV piracy, accounting for 38.4% of the world's TV downloads, with Australia coming in second at 15.6% and the US in third at a pitiful 7.3%"

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  1. Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Xner · · Score: 5, Funny
    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    My sarcasm detector must be malfunctioning, I actually had to read that twice before it blipped ...

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    1. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you call a pretty girl in the UK? A tourist.

    2. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by R.Caley · · Score: 1

      I'm sitting here eatind some rather nice cheese, looking at the bright sun on the red sandstone building oposite contrasting with the gorgeous blue sky with just a decrorative amount of cloud and thinking ``damn, all the women must have gone to the US to become hollywood stars and supermodels''.

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    3. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by meitsjustme · · Score: 5, Funny

      Britain, Britain, Britain! Discovered by Sir Henry Britain in sixteen-oh-ten. Sold to Germany a year later for a pfennig and the promise of a kiss. Destroyed in eighteen thirty-fourty two, and rebuilt a week later by a man. This we know. Hello. But what of the people of Britain? Who they? What do? And why?

    4. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A sarcasm detector? Oh that's useful.


      -Colin

    5. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by chrisbeatty · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are some hot women, you just need to have drunk quite a lot first!!! (-;

    6. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Xner · · Score: 5, Funny

      You owe me a coffee. And a keyboard.

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    7. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by druid_getafix · · Score: 4, Funny
      "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

      Reminds me of a joke (told from an Indian's perspective of course!!).

      Heaven is: American Salary, British Home, Chinese Food, Indian Wife.

      Hell is: Indian Salary, Chinese Home, British Food, American Wife.

    8. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

      The climate is wonderful if you're a duck! There's also great food in the UK too - things like Indian, Chinese, Italian. There's also plenty of beautiful women, and most of the beautiful women have cute foreign accents!

    9. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with mushy pea butties, or pie butties, or brown sauce, or fish and chips.
      <sarcasm>
      infact, there's nothing wrong with my,grammer,,.
      </sarcasm

    10. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by darkonc · · Score: 1

      I'll pass on food. Climate is not that bad compared to most of Canada, and I know some really attractive British Expatriots. That having been said, I think that it's German and Persian women who really make me melt -- especially Persian.

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    11. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, woe to be British and lumbered with all these ugly, ugly, women.
      They're not glamourous or sexy, which is why Hollywood won't touch them with a bargepole.

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

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    12. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      That can't be right. If you can only get chip butties in Hell, I'd better get sinning!

    13. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny
      They're not glamourous or sexy
      I'm sorry: were you trying to be sarcastic?
    14. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geeze, those were supposed to be examples of the best? Bar one I'd rather neck myself off a railway pylon and then get minced in two by the next express train.

      However just posting on Slashdot will no doubt debunk my already-shattered ego and self confidence, therefore scratch that last line.

    15. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Zilquis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm a lady, with a ladies comment. I'm all flustered now and must sit down for tea and biscuits. I'm a lady you know

    16. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      That Thandy Newton, though!

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    17. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The food was bad in the 1970s.

      The weather is neither too hot in summer not to cold in winter (apart from Aberdeen).

      I know a number of American men who have made favourable comments about the women.

      So it doesn't seem sarcastic to me.

    18. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Khailie, khailie! Rost megid!

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    19. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, the writers of The Simpsons do.

    20. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 3, Funny

      :I want that comment. :But that's a funny comment. Yo don't like funny comments :Yeah, 'know :What about that comment over there? Thats informative, you like informative comments. :Yeah 'know :So i'll just go and get that informative comment :No. I want that one. :Are you sure? It is funny. :Yeah 'know :OK I'll get the funny comment

      later... :I don't like funny comments.

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    21. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by meitsjustme · · Score: 1

      too bad I don't think most of /. will get it though... Maybe it's time to fire up a torrent file for little britain here...

    22. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bite
      - after all that program [little britain] is just so full of honest observations its bascally a sitcom:
      (i be an ex-pat - having kindly been bought the DVD as a pressy)

      <q>
      that one.
      yeah i know...
      i want that one.
      </q>
      <q>
      i'm the only gay in the village...
      </q>

      its all good fun ;)

    23. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the new goatse warning...

    24. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Zilquis · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yea but, no but, yea but, no but, yea but, no but, anyway Melanie said she saw CowboyNeal down by the bike sheds with Natalia Portman, and he was feeling er up, the dirty slag, so it coudn't have been me, so shut up

      Dont know about torrents but emule links here http://www.the-realworld.de/modules.php?name=ed2k& op=Category&cid=1&csid=541

    25. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rsidd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar one about Canada: with close historical links to three countries, Canada could have had American salaries, French cuisine and British culture. Instead they got French salaries, British cuisine and American culture.

    26. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 1

      Reader of FHM in the US regularly place Hurley highly in their "Sexiest Women In The World" Poll. Gotta say, I don't see it myself, but then I have a thing against posh totty.

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    27. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by drsquare · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll pass on food. Climate is not that bad compared to most of Canada,

      Well, there's not as much rain as there is in really bad climates, like in rainforests and such, and it's not as cold as Canada or Russia, and it's not extremely windy, but it's just rainy enough, just cold enough, and just windy enough to be constantly grey and horrible all year round. Not enough to set any records, but just enough to make living here a complete misery.

      The food's generally pretty bland, but that's not much of a criticism coming from Americans, where cooking consists of taking some food, soaking it in sugar, covering it in cheese and deep frying it.

      Yeah, the women are ugly. Fat, pale, rotting teeth, loud-mouthed and vulgar, pregnant at 13, drug addicted at 15, going out at night half-naked with their giant stretch-marked guts wobbling in the breeze But I'm not listening to criticisms from Americans. The American women on TV might look good, but in real life, think about the 99% obesity rate, and think of Oprah Winfrey extrapolated over 300 million people.

    28. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, the thing with food in the UK - on average, it is really bad. There *are* really good Indian resturaunts in London, but there are a lot more of them, and the average is really bad. In New York, I never went to an Indian resturaunt that was *bad*. Maybe not always amazing, but never I-can't-eat-this bad. London it's happened a few times.

      I have found really, really good Thai food, and it tends to be at pubs. Why is that?

      But, no, over all the food in the UK sucks. Esp. if you get outside of London.

    29. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ghakko · · Score: 3, Funny

      The original quote: Best case Salary from America,
      house in England,
      Japanese wife,
      Chinese food. Pretty good case Salary from England,
      house in America,
      Chinese wife,
      Japanese food. Worst case Salary from China,
      house in Japan,
      British wife,
      American food. --Bungei Shunju magazine

    30. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      Can I get a British salary, an American home, the Indian food and a Chinese wife instead?

      /Mikael

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    31. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by nigel_atkinson · · Score: 1

      I know

    32. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Again with the stereotypes.
      As an Expat I am sick of people saying that Britain is a lousy place, with lousy weather, food, beer, women etc.
      I hate the politicians [all partys], one reason I will never return, but the climate is great.
      [Warm and moist!]
      Try living in a semi-arid climate like Colorado. You have to wear skin moisturizer like some girly-man. And the static shocks off of car doors will drive you mad.
      Then the food. It is a pitty that the people who appreciate British food the least are the British themselves. The french and italians love their own food, and by talking loudly about it for many years have made it popular worldwide.
      The British propensity for self deprecating humour has extended to their food, and made it a global joke. Which Is unfortunate. British food Is actually a damn sight better than it is given credit.
      We have hundreds of varieties of cheeses like Cheddar, Lancashire, Lincolnshire, Leicester [Red and normal], Wenslydale, to name just a few.
      We also have a huge variety of sausages, think lincolnshire and cumberland, and even a meatball called a faggot [Not very PC nowadays, but hey the UK definition is older than the US definition], made from liver and onions, for which I used to run home from secondary school for on Thursdays. ["Thursdays. Faggots and chips for tea"]
      We also have the traditional Roast dinner, with Yorkshire Puddings, and it is delicious. [Far better than the US so-called London Broil rip-off.], many different types of meat pie, bread that tastes like bread [How can Americans put up with the bread they eat is beyond me], and of course, our famous fish and chips.
      Plus the beer is a damn sight better than the water that comes out of the US. [Except for some small microbreweries and brew-pubs that actually make something with a flavour that you can drink at non-cryogenic temperatures.]
      Having lived in various countries I can also testify that the ratio of "mighty-fine" to "minger" is not so bad in the UK as common prejudice would dictate.
      Even in the bleak industrial north of the country. ["Eeh, It's grim up north"]
      So stop with the ridiculous, sarcastic, and ignorant, jokes about some of the things I, and most other expats, actually miss of the "home country".

    33. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by sgant · · Score: 1

      Great food? In hell, the English are the chefs!

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    34. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Then I must be really in heaven!
      <BOAST>
      - I have a job with an American Salary, with European work standards
      - A British home in the country
      - An Indian wife(actually SriLankan.. same thing), who REALLY knows how to look after her man (cooking, love, sex, etc)
      - A German car
      - a swiss accountant
      - only need to hop across the channel to experience the french
      </BOAST>

      god my real life karma must be as good as my slashdot karma!

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    35. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      catherine zeta is welsh, please dont put the welsh in the same group as us english. thnx

    36. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cracking. Every American who likes Python should try and find it.

    37. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Funny
      In hell, the English are the chefs!

      The devil has all the best food, to go with the tunes.

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    38. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Well Said.....

      I Love England, its my home, and what you said is very True.. the English are VERY good at self deprecating humour, and unfortunately it does stick sometimes.

      But on a recent trip to Paris (which was nice.. btw) I still think Engalnd has its redeeming points, and is more pleasurable in day to day life.

      You said a good point about the bread.. I LOVE the english bloomer loaf made at the bakery.. i think nothing quite comes close. American bread doesnt have that taste, that softness.

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    39. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by thaig · · Score: 2, Informative

      No but she is British and that's what he said - duh!

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    40. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Malc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously though, how many N. Americans who are here knocking the climate have actually spent sufficient time in the UK to judge? I think you'll find the stereotype is a little far fetched.

      I'm a Briton who now lives in Canada. I miss the climate. Vancouver sounds pretty appealing on this frosty morning in Toronto. It was below -20 here before Christmas. I was in the UK over Christmas and out running in T-shirt and sun glasses - no worries about frost bite there. The second year in a row for me. Yeah, it did get below 5C some days, but after what we put up with here that's nothing. No gloves, no hat, just pull on your coat. No shoes melting in to huge filthy puddles by the front door. No shovelling the driveway. In the summer when it's revoltingly hot and humid here, England will be a pleasant 20-25C. The thing is with that place is that the weather is so variable: sun, cloud, wind, rain, everyday! Of course, we're not going see any life here until May, when we get our short month of spring. The UK will start seeing signs of spring very soon (well, at least in the SE where I grew up).

    41. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as our 'ugly' women are concerned, Keira Knightley and Kate Beckinsale are just two names that spring instantly to mind.

      I don't know where America, proud home of the Big Mac, gets off criticising our cuisine - but I suppose you people like your food (and your women) with plenty of fat...

    42. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he said "British". I didn't think devolution had got that far that Wales had seceded from the Union.

    43. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Orinthe · · Score: 1

      Japanese salaries are generally higher than American salaries, though due to a much higher cost of living in Japan it tends to be worth less in the end.

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    44. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the machanics German, the chefs Italian, and it's all organsed by the Swiss.

      Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, and it's all organsed by the Italians.

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    45. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As the comedian Billy Connolly once said, "There's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes."

    46. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we don't need a cheque for that do we darling?
      come sit on bubbles knee darling....

    47. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

      Where oh where is Ms. Kensington? Surely they can't all be that bad. Or maybe that's why 007 always left the island...

    48. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by greppling · · Score: 3, Funny
      There are some hot women, you just need to have drunk quite a lot first!!! (-;

      It also seems to help if they have drunk quite a lot first...

    49. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Obviously spoken by someone who has never been to Australia :).

    50. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by realkiwi · · Score: 1

      I (who live in the other country with all those things) have taken to watching cooking programs on the Beeb and am very impressed! The attitude to food has changed and your cooks are much more inventive. They don't have a cultural heritage that prevents them from weird improvisation.

      The only thing with the women is that most of them don't seem to be watching the same cooking programs as I... Or eating the same food. But they are not quite as wide as American women...

      As for the weather - cheer up! With Americans taking care of global warming you will soon have your very own Riviera. Get the women to learn to cook and eat better food quick! I have seen them on our beaches and they don't hold up well to local competition (or the Dutch girls).

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    51. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by doktorjayd · · Score: 1, Funny

      American wife

      .. Now he warns me....

    52. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heaven:
      swiss salary

      swiss house

      french wine

      belgian food

      no wife

      no yanks

      no brits

      no indians

      no chinese

      and a beagle

    53. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree with that :) I'd extend it to say outside of the big cities it's hard to find a good restaurant in the US, whereas inside the cities it's hard to find a good one in the UK (I exclude those rare excellent ones). It's hard to find a really awful restaurant in the US though, unfortunately the same cannot be said of the UK...

    54. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by wa5ter · · Score: 1

      In England, that is not a problem

    55. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only too bad you post gay comments on slashdot...

    56. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Why are the Americans always so critical of British food? Surely the country that gave thew world the big mac and the hot dog, and where cheese comes in a tube has no right to criticise.

    57. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by wa5ter · · Score: 1

      In England, that is not a problem.

    58. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude you've obviously never lived in a british house. You'll be hard pressed to find worse constructed buildings in the western world

    59. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      I'm disturbed that I instantly remembered the quote from Little Britain. It just has that Murdoch press ring to it doesn't it?

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    60. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by QMO · · Score: 1

      No, but it did move off of the island of Great Britain.

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    61. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by dcarey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the machanics German, the chefs Italian, and it's all organsed by the Swiss.

      Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, and it's all organsed by the Italians.

      We hereby note that the latter arguement should be changed to: Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, the spellers Slashdot readers, and it's all organsed by the Italians

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    62. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by albino+eatpod · · Score: 2, Funny

      We've had running water for 10 years, AND we invented the cat.

    63. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm... beautiful women? id have to challenge that one. But i do know the UK is the leader in STD's

      go UK, thats something to be proud of

    64. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Hah. Yeah.

      As a kid, I lived far outside any major cities, where restaurant food was more or less uniformly brilliant - fresh grilled rainbow trout, lamb, juicy steaks (from BSE free herds, even), that kind of thing.

      As an adult, I was amazed with the sort of crap that some places in UK cities serve. I'm much more amazed that the tourists actually eat the stuff... Just before Christmas last year, work sent me to a (four-star) hotel right by the train station in the centre of Birmingham for a meeting, where they served us a "Christmas lunch". Custard, folks, is not supposed to appear like cheese strings lightly suspended in muddy water.

      So to sum up, my theory is that the greater the number of stars on the hotel and the greater its proximity to touristville, the greater the resemblance of the chef to Baldrick. I think it's some kind of bizarre John-Cleese style joke directed at corporate types. However, having dealt with overcooked, overpriced 'southern style cooking', or KFC as it is internationally known, and what they insisted was Californian wine, in a supposedly posh restaurant in Georgia, I'm pretty sure that the joke is actually played internationally.

      The assumption is presumably that business types are too busy to taste food, and tourist types aren't qualified to comment.

    65. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious that the rest of the world hates the Big Mac. Notice that there are not McDonald's outside the US.

    66. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      I've been in the UK too many times and for too long at a time... I used to spend weeks at the time in Birmimgham during the mid 80's and flew to Amsterdam each week-end to relax. B'ham was the most boring city I have ever visited and I've been to quite a few!

      Climate? Well, all I can say is that my current residency, Florida, suits me better than muggy UK.
      Food? Does British food exist? If it does, it is probably just a notch better than US food.
      Women? So and so... I personally prefer latin women, but that is just me.
      Beer? Ahhh... Now we're talking business.. US beer is like fucking in a canoe... Damn close to water!
      Cars? Ah yes, my beloved Jaguar. Will never get a different car.

      All-in-all... UK is not a bad part of the world, but not my personal pick...

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    67. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Having travelled a bit (not a huge amount, mind you) across Europe and Canada, I can't understand what the problem with British food is. Perfectly good, thank you very much!

      Anyone complaining about British food has never spent any great length of time in Belgium or Holland though. A diet that consists of variants of chips, potatoes and mayonnaise is not exactly haute cuisine...

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    68. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by aslate · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it will be perfectly on-topic too, a torrent to download a UK TV show (However, it will be so the Americans can download it).

    69. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Snaller · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

      Yeah, then perhaps you'd get to torture innocents as well! Oh wait, you did that already

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    70. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      open up an atlas and check again, smartypants

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    71. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - the country responsible for MacDonalds (and with more obese people than any other country in the world) criticising your national culinary skills and the attractiveness of your country's female population *is* quite funny.

    72. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by anonicon · · Score: 1

      "The English are VERY good at self deprecating humour, and unfortunately it does stick sometimes."

      Speaking as an American, that's a wonderful trait to have. A few of my U.S. friends also have it, but it's generally rare and far between here in Ohio. IMO, a person who can roll back and make fun of themselves isn't someone who takes themselves too seriously - always a welcome reprieve from so many egotists.

    73. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      US beer is like fucking in a canoe... Damn close to water!

      GET JOKES RIGHT and you will have teh funney:
      American beer is like having sex in a canoe.
      It's fucking close to water.

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    74. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by TrueJim · · Score: 1

      Q: How come the British don't make computers?

      A: They haven't figured out how to make them leak oil.

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    75. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by QMO · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Welsh, long known for their insularity, didn't tell the atlas publishers where Wales has been moved to, so the atlases will keep showing Wales where it always was.

      It's all a big conspiracy.

      You probably believe in North Dakota, too.

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    76. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by TG1 · · Score: 0

      You want to try living in a US house. Damn things blow away in a light breeze. At least our British homes are made of something sturdier than plastaboard, like I dunno.. stone?

    77. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      I'ts amazing really how few people have picked up on the very blatent sarcasm in that post *rolls eyes*. Glad to know I chuckled when reading it, and chuckled again when I saw it was moderated as insightful.

      I guess slashdot is now slowly filling up with idiots and induhvidiuals.

    78. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean: like making love in a canoe - fucking close to water.

    79. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Anyone complaining about British food has never spent any great length of time in Belgium or Holland though. A diet that consists of variants of chips, potatoes and mayonnaise is not exactly haute cuisine...

      Hellmans (makers of mayonnaise in the UK- possibly elsewhere too; I don't know) have been running adverts showing a guy enjoying mayonnaise and chips (remember; UK "chips" == US "fries", UK "crisps" == US "chips"; the guy was eating fries).

      Now, ignoring the fact that mayonnaise and chips are horrible, what I was thinking was "Yeah, great. So you're eating a food *loaded* with fat and calories, and now instead of ketchup, you're dipping it in mayonnaise, which is something like 90% fat and even *more* full of calories".

      And then I noticed that the guy dancing around, dipping his chips in the mayo was pretty fat. Not slobbish, or anything; but definitely overweight.

      I'm thinking; did the ad guys miss something here (adverts would normally try to avoid illustrating the drawbacks of their product), or are they just hoping people won't give a damn about their weight?

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    80. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

      Well, you do have Margaret Thatcher...

      Not to mention the whole royal family... ;-)

    81. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      Apart from any in the US.

      I live in a very well built Victorian appartment, my parents have an extremely well built Elizabethan cottage and my father has a 14th century cottage with 2 foot thick stone walls. Maybe we should look for some comparisons in the US?

    82. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by wpanderson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yawn. Little Britain series one, funny. Little Britain series two, repetitive. At least Python played with their own formula a bit, and the Fast Show managed stay funny within their character base. This series of Little Britain has been the same jokes over and over again. Shame.

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    83. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by TG1 · · Score: 0

      That'll teach you to go to Birmingham.

      Noddy Holder goes into a charity shop to buy some clothes, as he is reforming Slade.

      He tells the shop assistant: "I'd luyke (that's like, with a Brummie accent) a nice tartan waistcoat, luyke, one of those yellow shirts with the big collar and the frills down the front luyke, and of course, the biggest pair of flares you've got, luyke."

      "Certainly, Noddy," says the assistant. But don't you want a kipper tie?"

      "That would be great, luyke," answers Noddy. "Two sugars please."

      I thang yow.

    84. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      You mean those things we invented?

      American engineering is known for being shoddy - I mean look at your cars...

    85. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Why are the Americans always so critical of British food?

      It's a hold over from WWII, when for obvious reasons the food was limited, and there were lots of americans around feeling home sick.

      The steriotype got started and has never gone away.

      Probably not helped by the fact that the British tourist industry has traditionally been operated by people who thought of WWII nostalgicly, so food encountered by visitors has often been so bad even tourists don't deserve it.

      And, of course, there is no real tradition of British restaurants. Restauraunt food has generally been faux-French, or more recently indian and other adopted cuisines. To get good British food you would have had to shop and cook, which obviously tourists don't, or find somewhere aimed at natives -- I've been told that following long distance lorries with UK plates to find the obscure eateries aimed at them used to be the thing to do to get good, cheap, though not eligant, food.

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    86. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by TG1 · · Score: 0

      Having spent a number of years in the US, I can say from experience American food is all about portion and little about culinary skills. If the UK had the same number of cows then perhaps our restaurants could serve up the quantity of meat served up in an average American restaurant. Just because it's big doesn't mean it's good.

    87. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Does British food exist?
      I think you'll find that roast beef and Yorkshire pud is British. I don't recall seeing steak and kidney pie for sale on the Continent ever, either.
    88. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by beanlover · · Score: 1

      ...the spellers Slashdot readers...

      Shouldn't that be "Slashdot posters"?

      ;)

    89. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words: Page 3 (NSFW)

      Oh. My. Gosh: Keeley (Note that the Sun newspaper that runs Page 3 has a "no implants" policy, so yes, they are real!) Thank God for British girls!

    90. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Doesn't mean many people actually do it, though - it's mostly just the company trying to get an increased market for their product.

      Over in Benelux, they appear to celebrate the idea...

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    91. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      Hey, now, North Dakota is too real! It's what keeps Minnesota from sliding into Montana at a barn dance!

    92. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Momoru · · Score: 1

      I hope you talking about the elder Barbara Bush, cuz George W Bush's daughter Barbara is smokin'!

    93. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by buttersnout · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interesting. Then I shall claim Britain is full of women who are ugly when they are naked. You can try to prove me wrong if you want in the same manner as above

    94. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: Why are the plumbing on the outside of british houses?

      A: That way, it is much easier to replace the pipes when they have frozen.

    95. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by batemanm · · Score: 4, Funny
      - only need to hop across the channel to experience the french

      Ahh there is always a down side :-)

    96. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

      OK... OK... but name five others :)

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    97. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Loco3KGT · · Score: 4, Funny

      5 out of 59 million ain't bad!

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    98. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm let me see... fish and chips? NOT GREAT, Women? what women? and extremely short winter days coupled with lots of rain year round makes me think someone is trying to pull one over me.

    99. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " I'd have to agree with that :) I'd extend it to say outside of the big cities it's hard to find a good restaurant in the US, whereas inside the cities it's hard to find a good one in the UK (I exclude those rare excellent ones). It's hard to find a really awful restaurant in the US though, unfortunately the same cannot be said of the UK..."

      Come to New Orleans then...hard to find a restaurant that is bad....(well, avoid eating crap on Bourbon St, but, other than that....)

      :-)

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    100. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could always try the British Girls Adult Film Database

      (Yes Virginia, they do have pr0n in Merry Old England.)

    101. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      *snort*

      don't do that when I'm drinking coffee!

    102. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 1
      The Welsh didn't tell the atlas publishers where Wales has been moved to, so the atlases will keep showing Wales where it always was.
      The exception being the European Union Eurostat project which cleverly omitted Wales altogether from the map on the front of their Statistical Compendium.
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    103. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Which one of the ugly sisters is Barbara?

    104. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fyi, they may be real, the girl probably isnt.

      the sun is well known for making page 3 girls from parts of others

      digitally, that is, not in a frankenstein's monster kinda way

    105. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

      And the worlds safest nuclear industry.

    106. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Momoru · · Score: 1

      The brown haired thinner one that went to Yale, not the hard partying blond one that went to U Texas.

    107. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ffub · · Score: 1

      or as bob dylan said, "i'm going where the weather suits my clothes."

      well i bought all my clothes in the UK, so it's fine here.

    108. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      14th century american cottage? whats that a wigwam?

      /me is british & living in an old cotswold stone ex-leper hospital :)

    109. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Same as you but my wife is Mexican and my car is French. She's a bit tempramental sometimes, but she doesn't have the mental problems present in British and American women (self obsession, materialism, status anxiety etc etc)

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    110. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by QMO · · Score: 1

      See? More evidence of the Great Conspiracy! Once we get non-government space flight we'll be able to see the missing chunk of the island for ourselves.

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    111. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Give up already and get some help for that anal retension. Signal to noise and all that.

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    112. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Spunk · · Score: 1

      hotties like ... Barbara Bush

      I dunno, she looks pretty cute to me.

      Oh, did you mean Dubya's mother or his daughter? :)

    113. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it might be fat-head.... or is it horse-tooth? Nevermind, I'm not sure.

    114. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by grub · · Score: 1


      but then I have a thing against posh totty.

      I know that my country (Canada) is part of the Commonwealth and we have a long, happy history together, but could you please convert that to English?

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    115. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 1

      I've been in the UK too many times and for too long at a time... I used to spend weeks at the time in Birmimgham during the mid 80's

      Hell, you must know a lot about the UK ;)

      Birmingham FFS. Try London, the Cotswolds, the Lake District, North Wales. And the UK was deep in recession in the eighties - it's picked up a bit since then.

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    116. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 2, Informative
      but then I have a thing against posh totty.
      I have a irrational prejudice against attractive women from the upper classes.
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    117. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      We have hundreds of varieties of cheeses like Cheddar, Lancashire, Lincolnshire, Leicester [Red and normal], Wenslydale, to name just a few.

      Any Venezualan beaver cheese?

      [LOOKS FOR OTHER PYTHON FANS TO QUEUE UP]

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    118. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 1

      No, I meant the other one

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    119. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Why don't we all just have a nice cup of tea and a sit down before this gets out of hand?

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    120. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by grub · · Score: 1

      Ahhh! Thank you! I would never have guessed that. :)

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    121. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Ahh, Birmingham is not the only place I've been to. let's see.... London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds, Liverpool, Hull, Carlisle, Hastings, Brighton, and numerous other places. I've also been to several cities in Scotland. Playing golf in UK is always fun, esp the great courses in Scotland, St. Andrews, Carnoustie, Royal Aberdeen, Gleneagles etc.
      And it is not more than a couple of years since last visit. So, please don't knock my experience off totally.

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    122. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to see Maddy, Condi and Barb in hot, all-girl, three-way action!!

      Post that torrent, yo!

    123. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      And that Maggie Thatcher! Wowzah, what a hottie!

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    124. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Deusy · · Score: 1

      It's amazing that people wonder why there's such a binge drinking culture in Britain.

      I think Labour has figured it out though. 24 hour licenses for bars means that in the short term we can see beautiful people all the time. Increased immigration means in 10-20 years time we won't need to drink quite so much to see beautiful people. Very clever.

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    125. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and let's not forget Prince Charlie's bitch...what's her name? Queen Homewrecker? Princess Consort? Duchess Sidekick? Lady On-the-Side? Which is it?

    126. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by flu1d · · Score: 1

      Try living in a semi-arid climate like Colorado. You have to wear skin moisturizer like some girly-man

      I live in colorado and I think the last time I used lotion I was single and wasn't putting it on my arms, legs, or face.
      To my fellow Coloradans I say flake on my dry little buddies!

    127. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Florida - nice if you can get it ;) Compared to the north USA were it's -15, 8 degrees in the UK in Feb seems dopesn't seem too bad.

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    128. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      reading this again, you are not possibly being serious. blame my lack of coffee and oversleeping.

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    129. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno about that! I know Maxim & FHM + other monthly "lad mags" manipulate heavily in Photoshop (dropping in backgrounds, cleaning up skin marks & tattoos, pasting girls from different shoots together, the flesh-smoothing "Playboy" trick*, etc.) as do the Sun, Star, et al to a much lesser extent, but assembling heads & bodies? Really don't think so for two reasons: a) it's very difficult to do realistically, and even at the low res. someone even remotely experienced in digital manipulation will be able to spot it a mile off, and b) it takes ages to do well, and when you've got a few hundred images on the lightbox/screen you just choose the best ones - anything that requires more than 5 minutes tweaking gets binned or reshot. Pro photographers really don't have enough time to faff around on a computer all day (certainly not the ones I know, anyway!) unless it's absolutely necessary and there's no other way (and considering how much the average P3 shot pays, it's really not worth it).

      So yeah, in my (somewhat educated) opinion the girls on the Page 3 site are all real. I've never heard any of this "well known" info for assembling girls from different parts, can you provide some URLs? Not being confrontational - I'm genuinely interested.

      *Filters - Render - Lighting, choose a spot, cover the area and make the red channel mountainous, then paste this into the channels and create a selection from it, then gaussian blur to taste. But still, if you're in the studio it takes way less time (and looks miles better) to just use a gold reflector.

    130. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Dr.+Blue · · Score: 1, Troll
      As an Expat I am sick of people saying that Britain is a lousy place, with lousy weather, food, beer, women etc.

      No, no, no. No one has claimed the beer is lousy. In fact, the beer is excellent. I figure it's the only way you guys can deal with the weather, food, and women...

      And then you "counter" criticism of the food by mentioning.... British cheeses, sausages, yorkshire pudding, and meat pies???? 'scuse me, but which side of this argument are you trying to take?

    131. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      We can't let an opportunity to re-fight the revolutionary war all over again.

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    132. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by MSBob · · Score: 1

      I lived in the UK for quite a while. The food in the UK is something that you can get used to. It's not great but it's edible. However, I really wouldn't want to know what kind of toll it it takes on your health. Just to follow your own example: chips and faggots. Real tumour food.

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    133. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I call on you this afternoon for tea and strumpets?

    134. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Right. I know.

      I was trying to be funny there. *sob*

    135. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      The Royal Family is of German stock (apart from Phil the Greek).

    136. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well done.

      Pass the fish, chips and ale, faggot. ;)

    137. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      As we used to say in alt.sysadmin.recovery:

      coffee|nose>keyboard

      HTH, HAND!

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    138. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by atomic_toaster · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the whole royal family...

      Well, I don't remember people complaining too much about Princess Diana, and I know that we ladies aren't exactly bemoaning Prince William or even Prince Harry's looks. Granted, there are some pretty ugly royals, but there are rotten apples on every family tree.

    139. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by AddressException · · Score: 1

      Would you mind finishing that sentence for me (with or without profanities as you see fit)?

      Thank you.

    140. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I'm a Briton who now lives in Canada. I miss the climate. Vancouver sounds pretty appealing on this frosty morning in Toronto.

      That's because Vancouver's weather is so much like Britain, that your ducks would feel right at home here. :)

      I think there's less fog here though.

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    141. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by deeblite · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Janet Reno, the queen of the hotties

    142. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be Danish

    143. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i eat danish

    144. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny
      we'll be able to see the missing chunk of the island for ourselves.
      You won't. The Welsh have got a lloaking device. (OK, that seemed funnier in my head, and only the if you know how to pronounce the letter ll in Welsh [and yes, that is one letter]).
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    145. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, all those beautiful Pakistani women. Not.

      You need to get some Aussie or Iranian women over.

    146. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      damn. The last two words would be "pass by."

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    147. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      I don't think _anyone_ holds up Canada as having a better climate than the UK. Hot w/bugs in the summer, colder than Wisconsin in winter. You have to go to the west coast to find a climate worth living in (much like the US, actually).

    148. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by a1englishman · · Score: 1
      I really wouldn't want to know what kind of toll it it takes on your health. Just to follow your own example: chips and faggots. Real tumour food.
      Oh yes, as compared to a burger and fries, which are far healthier.
    149. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by a1englishman · · Score: 1
      As an Expat I am sick of people saying that Britain is a lousy place, with lousy weather, food, beer, women etc.
      Well said! I love Britian: It's green, pleasant, has a real history and architecture. It's just too sodding expensive.
    150. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by perlmunger · · Score: 1

      *If* you wear moisturizer, *you* are a girly man. ;-) I live in colorado and have acclimated. I never touch the stuff. You're point about static is a good one, but I think what it boils down to is personal preference. Some people like humidity, others don't. I love the Colorado climate, but I grew up in the south where it's all humidity, all the time. Not my cuppa. Cheers. -Matt

    151. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Newtie in the nudie with the woody with Janet straddling his face and Madeline Albright straddling his big-boy...now that's a pretty mental image.

    152. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, England maybe...

      Scotland has:
      different politicians
      much colder weather
      no cheeses to speak of
      sheeps guts cooked inside other sheep guts
      and we import the beer we drink

      The bleak industrial north is the north of England so if you are referring to Britain as a country then that would still be central.

      I'm Scottish and this is neither ridicule, sarcasm, or ignorance.

    153. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      "Worst case:
      Salary from China,
      house in Japan,
      British wife,
      American food."

      I'd take a british wife over an american wife any day of the week, and twice on Sunday. American women are the worst possible lifemates you can have.

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    154. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Looking at the moderation... redundant eh? more like someone is jealous....

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    155. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by revery · · Score: 1

      No. we're assuming that the ones that don't post, can't type at all...

    156. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by MSBob · · Score: 1
      Never argued that American crap is any healthier. The two can probably compete for the the title of the world's most cancerous diet.

      One exception to that would be traditional Scottish wild game dishes... but you can't buy them anywhere except for a few posh restaurants in Edinburgh, so it doesn't really count.

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    157. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by tcr · · Score: 1

      This series of Little Britain has been the same jokes over and over again.

      True, but I think you'll find I am the only Slashdot poster in this village, thank you very much...

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    158. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by jdaily · · Score: 1

      No nation that could produce Dame Judi Dench can rationally be accused of lacking beautiful women.

    159. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by tcr · · Score: 1

      Can't remember who's quote it was, but we are a nation known for religious tolerance, our sense of fair play, binge drinking, and violence. :-)

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    160. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add to that most Americans love a good English breakfast: Eggs and ham.

    161. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by codemachine · · Score: 1

      Oh jeez, another easterner complaining about the balmy -20. Come to the prairies to experience the real cold, to the tune of about -40.

      But it is a dry cold, so it ain't so bad (as if there can be much difference between a dry -40 and a humid -40).

    162. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

      It's a pity most news programs don't show it but Dr. Rice has some amazing legs and her skirts are cut to the point of distraction. Also, she's smart, funny, and overly qualified.

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    163. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      About the food: okay you have some tasty things, the only problem is when you try to mix them together :^) . And english beer is water (but it can taste really good nonetheless, it's just that getting drunk with it is kinda hard).
      But I love england, because it's the only country in the world where you can see naked guys run around a gulf course with a stupid thing written on his bottom, while some security guy tries to race him and everyone in the public is giggling because the situation looks so stupid. You guys kinda make the world a more poetic place to live in, where some totally irrationnal things can still happen, just because it's crazy. So i can say that yes, watching naked mans running around in stades gives me hope in humanity ! More power to you !

    164. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Malc · · Score: 1

      Hehe. I don't actually buy this dry cold thing. I think it's all to do with the sun. The sun through radiation makes it feel physically warmer. It also gives an important psychological lift that I'm sure makes the cold not seem so bad. Toronto right here on the lake has easier winters than London 2 hours drive away... because London always seemed to be overcast when I lived there.

    165. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      I'm sitting here eatind some rather nice cheese, looking at the bright sun on the red sandstone building oposite contrasting with the gorgeous blue sky with just a decrorative amount of cloud and thinking ``damn, all the women must have gone to the US to become hollywood stars and supermodels''.

      And by the holy claes of Klortho it is indeed a fine morning. And how is Cardiff today?

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    166. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139859&cid=117 10944

      (It's a couple of comments upwards)

    167. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      True, but I think you'll find I am the only Slashdot poster in this village, thank you very much...

      Not so fast boyo, I'm visiting. Phwar, look,somebody's painted you car. Lovely colour.

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    168. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Obviously spoken by someone who has never been to Australia

      He must have been found innocent then.

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    169. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      You mean those things we invented?

      Yes, by great Americans like Alan Turing and Charles Babbage.

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    170. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      Hmm.....

      Steroids and no BSE testing .... Keep your beef.

    171. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      They did play on his weight, the tag line was

      "You know the big dollop's right"

    172. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      If only we could produce hotties like Madeleine Albright, Condaleeza Rice, and Barbara Bush.

      Albright is from Czechoslovakia.

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    173. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish I had something against posh totty!

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    174. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Smart and funny maybe, but with friends like that who needs enemies?
      And before you try and tell me that that picture is out of context, yeah it's probably her worst ever, but there are dozens more where she looks like she's about to bitch-slap me. How could I love someone so fearsome?

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    175. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by musselm · · Score: 1

      We hereby note that the latter arguement...

      Man, this is getting rediculous :)

    176. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      It was below -20 here before

      Somebody call the wahmbulance. This is the mildest winter in 35 years. It rained for almost two weeks in February; last year it was -44C all month.

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    177. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Warpedcow · · Score: 1


      Seriously though, how many N. Americans who are here knocking the climate have actually spent sufficient time in the UK to judge? I think you'll find the stereotype is a little far fetched.

      Well, I spent (and enjoyed!) 12 days in the UK almost five years ago in April. We had one sunny day, 10 rainy days, and 1 day where it snowed a foot (in the "mountains" in Wales). So UK weather can be wacko on occasion too :)

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    178. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by recursiv · · Score: 1

      Probably so all the fatties can identify with him. It's a big market you know. (Hah! I slay me.)

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    179. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by HairyHighlander · · Score: 1

      For on occasion read all the time. There is a saying that if you don't like the weather hang around for 5 mins. Today in Edinburgh we've had glorious sunshine, rain and hailstones.

    180. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      I don't recall seeing steak and kidney pie for sale on the Continent ever, either.

      Sensibly, they have laws against that. I could never get pas the fact it has a faint unrine vibe.

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    181. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Any Venezualan beaver cheese?

      Not much call for that around 'ere sorry.

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    182. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      Q. What's an Englishmans' idea of foreplay?

      A. Four hours of begging.

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    183. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought a "faggot" was a bundle of sticks-and who said anything about the beer?-you are close to ireland

    184. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also great food in the UK too - things like Indian, Chinese, Italian.

      What most foreigners don't realise is that the UK is a very multicultural society. In recent years, I think we rank second in giving homes to refugees from other countries, and we've had strong Jamaican and Asian communities for a few generations now.

      It has become so ingrained into our society that curry or a kebab is considered traditional food after a night out. I went on holiday to Cyprus recently, and noticed a sign saying "authentic Indian cuisine, direct from India" - with a little bit more underneath - "(via Manchester)".

      I think looking down on British cuisine is pure snobbery. I don't particularly enjoy French or Italian food. I do enjoy a Sunday roast, or fish & chips. And compared to other countries, we are decadant (I went to the Czech Republic last year; their idea of a delicacy is bread dumplings, FFS!).

    185. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by kullenwulf · · Score: 1

      Beer goggles anyone?

    186. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by clard11 · · Score: 1

      "I was astonished when I saw how beautiful Birmingham was. The buildings, the art, the use of the water. It is an extraordinary jewel of a city.... I was bowled over when I was there. It is quite wonderful." Bill Clinton, The Times, October 2nd, 2002

      yours, a slashdot reading Brummie.

      PS. Slagging off Birmingham is about the oldest meme you could pick up. Congrats on your originality.

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    187. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PLEASE, stop calling it North Dakota. You would be a big help if you joined them in calling it simply Dakota. If you put north in the name, it sounds like a much colder place, and nobody will want to viit.

    188. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Malc · · Score: 1

      Where was what it that cold? It wasn't Toronto where I was referring to. I would know too as I run 4 times a week and ride my bicycle throughout the winter. Last year was an easy winter too. I would say January this year was harsher than last, although last it was about -25 right before I returned from my month long trip to the UK mid-Jan.

    189. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh be quiet, nation of immigrants from elsewhere. Actually, sorry! I take it back, there are some really hot native american women aren't there?

      stfu.

    190. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by pjh3000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, especially considering the contenders

    191. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It pales in comparison to what you heavy handed twats have done in Iraq. Be quiet.

    192. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a drive through rural states of the USA. Crappy wooden shite that blows away in the wind, and utterly devoid of character unless you live on the east coast.

      Give me a proper Brit brick house any day of the week.

    193. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by chiller2 · · Score: 1

      Try some research before making wisecracks about British computing.

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    194. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Only looked at first two... a welshwoman and an aussie. Good arguement there buddy.

    195. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess slashdot is now slowly filling up with idiots and induhvidiuals.

      Slowly?

    196. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by MudButt · · Score: 1

      "Hell is: Indian Salary, Chinese Home, British Food, American Wife." My American wife is a chef in a prominent British resturant working for an Indian company in China, you insenstive clod!

    197. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Texas... its like a whole other country"

    198. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Phil is, of course, descended from Queen Vic and Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha, as, of course, is his wife Liz II. (IIRC Liz and Phil are 3rd cousins.)

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    199. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by r3m0 · · Score: 1
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    200. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to the UK several times.

      It does not have Great Food. It has horrible food.
      They have good beer. But awful, horrible food.

      France has good food. Germany has good food.

      The UK has incredibly dry, tasteless sandwiches and boiled pig blood for breakfast. Along with fried tomatoes and baked beans for breakfast.
      Awful stuff.

    201. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And then you "counter" criticism of the food by mentioning.... British cheeses, sausages, yorkshire pudding, and meat pies???? 'scuse me, but which side of this argument are you trying to take?

      Sounds like a common American fear of food that is "different." I'm an American and I see many American pussies that are too squeamish to try a sweet raw sea urchin or a taco de cabeza (cabeza means "head" in Spanish).

      You can have your Velveeta cheese and Oscar Mayer weiners. You're missing out if you haven't had a British banger or British Cheddar.

    202. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like water??
      Have you ever tried Skull-Spliter?? Or Engine Oil?? Both are at least 9% ABV, so should do the job....

    203. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      She's got a pretty amazing background. She grew up in Montgomery, AL when MLK was getting his start and the civil rights movement was firing up. One of her childhood friend died in a bombing then and her father had to keep a shotgun to fend off people wanting to drag the family out into the woods, so she's a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment.

      Her family was piss-poor and yet she ended up getting a PhD and running an Ivy League school (lookup what a provost does). Also, she's fluent in Russian which gets kudos in my book.

      A friend of mine who swept her limo for bombs told me she was the nicest person around, but then if you ask anyone in the military or SS who worked for the Clintons before this administration you'll hear nothing to the contrary about a member of this one.

      For what it's worth, the people in the White House paid to take bullets have been a lot happier in the last four years than they were in the preceding four. Dis their politics and take scary pictures, but they're nice people.

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    204. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Dr.+Blue · · Score: 1

      While my comments were meant in jest, the slight bit of seriousness there seems to have been mistaken 100%.

      I love different food. I don't like bland and over-fatty food. Yes, I've had "bangers and mash" in London, and have had many kinds of British cheddar. Neither are exactly the height of culinary excellence. 'course I don't touch Velveeta with a stick, and only my kids eat Oscar Mayer. Personally, I prefer French cheeses, and just am not a big sausage fan (refer back to the "over-fatty" statement above).

    205. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a Nebraskan repatriated to Colorado I have to say, "right on!" Thank God for the dryness out here! Sure, my lips are chapped to hell right now (Col Springs is dry and close to the sun!!), but it sure beats the hell out of the mosquitos, chiggers, ticks, etc that run rampant everywhere in the Nebraskan summer!

    206. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Uh, Madeline Albright was born in the Czech republic (and the young Barbara Bush is rather cute IMO.) But yea, I agree, there are some hot british women.

    207. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      In my house. It was even colder outside.

      (North of Belleville, probably Kingston and Ottawa too)

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    208. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but on the other hand, Hellman's Mayonnaise *is* bloody delicious. A sandwich just isn't the same without it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Shit I'm hungry now.

    209. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Except you coward, "we" haven't done anything in Iraq.

      (and yet again we see some fools who are not doing their job as moderators)

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    210. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1


      The problem with British media women is the same as the reason the British download the most TV.

      The government monopoly BBC mostly sucks without a lot of choices.

      Wither hast thou gone, Monty Python?

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    211. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by dramatools · · Score: 0

      I guess I must be sick... This dog-ugly Brit makes me want to renounce my American citizenship.

    212. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a similar saying about people who aren't clinically obese within the US... Touche.

    213. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      You'll have to do better than quoting a politician to get me to believe the Birmingham is beautiful. Hell, that inclines me to believe the opposite.

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    214. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Nothing against Birmingham, but it has a it has a bit of an image problem. I was born near Coventry, I know the centre of Birmingham is a great place to go shopping and there are lots of interesting things to see and do.

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    215. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, AC is right. We are responsible, the American public tacitly supported the invasion and occupation, and let Bush know what we think of torture by re-electing him. *Sigh*

    216. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by anopres · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would definitely mod that funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    217. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by unitron · · Score: 1
      " PLEASE, stop calling it North Dakota."

      Well, it's either that or Baja Canada.

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    218. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by unitron · · Score: 1
      or as bob dylan said, "i'm going where the weather suits my clothes."

      Are you sure that wasn't Fred Neil in "Everybody's Talkin'"?

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    219. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Bayleaf · · Score: 1

      Or the British wild game dishes, like the rabbit I had yesterday or the venison I am going to have today. Both bought from my local market in the west midlands (also available from a number of butchers round here).

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    220. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by nametaken · · Score: 1


      We hereby note that the latter arguement should be changed to: Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, the spellers Slashdot readers, and it's all organsed by the Italians

      o, rly?

    221. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take that back - my wife's British

    222. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I agree with you - but I'm not american.

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    223. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Sounds great.

      Sounds like they just need a few toothbrushes and they're all set.

    224. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Nothing against Birmingham, but it has a it has a bit of an image problem. I was born near Coventry,[...]

      Compared to Coventry, anywhere looks good, so perhaps your evaluation is skewed.

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    225. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a blue surface is not really blue, it's just absorbing all the other light wavelengths of the visible spectrum. But then who fucking cares, because to non-dorks, if it looks blue, it is blue.

    226. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Same as you but my wife is Mexican and my car is French. She's a bit tempramental sometimes, ...
      Which one, the wife or the car?
    227. Re:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by rjshields · · Score: 1

      You're not wrong about Coventry, but your logic is the wrong way round.

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  2. Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. not like any of you whippersnappers know what USENET is...

  3. TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be because of the TV Tax. There might be a lot of people who want to watch some TV programs but don't want to buy a TV because they don't want to pay TV tax.

    1. Re:TV Tax by Xner · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Nonsense. I bet you dollars to scones that every Brit in the relevant age group just pays the TV tax without batting an eyelash.

      Thre real reason for rampant TV piracy on this side of the pond is that shows are released a lot later around here, sometimes even YEARS. This does encourage people to take their viewing habits into their own hands.

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    2. Re:TV Tax by gowen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. Why do Brits download so much US TV
      i) They don't want to wait for it appear over here.
      ii) Unlike other European countries, they don't need TV companies to dub/subtitle it into a different language.

      File under : Not Rocket Science.

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    3. Re:TV Tax by Xner · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Expounding a bit more on your point two ..

      ii) Unlike other European countries, they don't need TV companies to dub/subtitle it into a different language.

      This is very significant. Even here in the netherlands where most people speak english at an excellent level, the majority of the population is not able to follow a sub-title-less show. I have no idea whether it is due to lazyness (being used to reading subs), actual language problems or unfamiliarity with accents and vocabulary I have no idea. However it is a rather large issue.

      BTW, the french have a very active fansubbing community for most mainstream shows. Just search on you favourite P2P netowork for VOST (voix originelle sous-titres francaises).

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    4. Re:TV Tax by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Oh rubbish. I don't know a single person who doesn't own at least one TV, and in many cases a number of them. Sure, lots of people grumble about the TV licence, but I don't know a single person who actually objects enough to not own a TV.

      Hell, it's only £10 a month - in London, that's often not enough for a round of drinks down the pub.

      People are downloading TV shows because they miss them (perhaps they hear about them too late), because they didn't/can't record them and they're not available on DVD/video yet, or because they are and they're too cheap or too poor to buy them. The TV licence has absolutely nothing to do with it.

    5. Re:TV Tax by legoburner · · Score: 1

      The TV license fee justifies downloading UK TV (and the BBC seem to have no problem with this). My (from the UK) downloads are like this each week:
      From USA:
      Simpsons
      Malcolm in the Middle
      South Park (when its on)
      Family Guy (when it starts up again)
      From Japan:
      Naruto
      Bleach
      From UK:
      BBC Documentaries that I missed

      I already have most major series' such as Red Dwarf, The Office, Ali G, Father Ted, Hitchhikers Guide, League of Gentlemen, etc. and get more when more come out for them. These all go onto a big file server which is shared over with my mythtv box on my nice big TV, so I can watch the newest TV from around the world whilst sitting in comfort, eating my dinner. Mythtv runs on this as well so I dont have to download much UK TV as it gets archived on the myth box.

    6. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      The people who don't pay the TV License (which is ~$200 USD a year) still have and watch TV's. Most people just pay it, it's not a big deal. It funds the BBC and some of Channel 4 (and a tiny bit of five). In the case of the BBC they put out top notch TV with no commercials - I bet you pounds to donuts many people in the US would pay that kinda money not to see Commercials on that kind of output.

    7. Re:TV Tax by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have no idea whether it is due to lazyness (being used to reading subs), actual language problems or unfamiliarity with accents and vocabulary I have no idea. However it is a rather large issue.

      Mostly the "effort". Not that it is difficult, but most people want to sit down in front of the TV and relax and be entertained. I can quite well understand subless Norwegian (native, doh), English and German, already as a teen. I only really "broke off" from subs after spending a year in Germany when I was 23, where naturally there weren't any Norwegian subs on anything (but I managed to get away from the German dubs though - yuck).

      I can't really explain it - I would have been able to translate it just as well as a task before that too, but for it to come effortlessly, to be able to tune in and listen to English (and sometimes German, but that is still an effort) as if it were Norwegian, that took some getting used to. Now that I do, I much prefer it this way though. By concentrating on the voice, you hear so much more of the tone and incantation. That, and that certain translators should be flogged.

      Kjella

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    8. Re:TV Tax by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I would imagine that the TV license is indirectly responsible for a lot of TV downloading. The TV license funds the BBC, and the BBC produce programs without advertising. This means British people are used to being able to watch quality programming without advertising - something that you can get from the Internet but not from most other channels. BitTorrent can be used as a time-shifting mechanism for programmes on channels like Sky One (15 minutes of adverts every hour! Who has time to watch that much?) which strips out the adverts - much like a TiVo. Used in this way, the legality is very close to the border line. It would need to be tested in court, but I think it would stand up.

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    9. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      I didn't make this plain in my daddy post, but I do download TV, and it is exclusively American. At the moment it's exclusively The OC where in the UK we are about a half-season behind, but previously it has been Buffy, Angel, or whatever. I think I've only downloaded British TV when its been something I've been watching but missed an EP for whatever reason.

    10. Re:TV Tax by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      Subs are just annoying. Im from Norway myself, and i actively avoid shows with subs.

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    11. Re:TV Tax by l3v1 · · Score: 1

      Well, language knowledge and habits differ quite a lot around Europe. I'm quite a bit to the east from you. I myself watch quite a lot of English series episodes and movies. Hell, I even watch DVDs with English dub. Unfortunately for us, there aren't many people who do this around here. However, there are many, many people who write subs and they appear quite fast if one wishes to read them.

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    12. Re:TV Tax by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

      Man that just made my mind grind... like fingernails on a blackboard!

      VOST
      Voix originale sous-titres* français**

      /translation nazi

    13. Re:TV Tax by iainl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just to put how pitifully cheap the TV License is:

      Last year, in amongst all those other hours of great television, the best radio in the world, and one of the most important news sites on the net, we had all the Euro 2004 football matches screened. With no adverts and excellent commentary.

      It actually cost my friend in the US MORE MONEY, even given the fact that the dollar is worthless right now, just to watch the matches on pay-per-view, with a really, really crap commentary.

      So anyone who likes football (and that's a fairly huge number in the UK) should consider everything else their TV license funded last year as effectively a free bonus.

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    14. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know a single person who doesn't own at least one TV, and in many cases a number of them. Sure, lots of people grumble about the TV licence, but I don't know a single person who actually objects enough to not own a TV.

      *raises hand*

    15. Re:TV Tax by aCapitalist · · Score: 1

      How about pay $600 a year and get 300 channels instead of just 1.

    16. Re:TV Tax by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      I thought that was version orignale sous-titrée

    17. Re:TV Tax by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      The people who don't pay the TV License (which is ~$200 USD a year) still have and watch TV's.
      I don't. The only thing I used to watch on TV was news and BBC Parliament. I can get the former on the Web, and I can make up for the latter by skimming Hansard, which is also on the Web.
    18. Re:TV Tax by Xner · · Score: 1

      I humbly apologise.

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    19. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      The BBC provide 4 Channels without advertisments for free, not to mention numerous radio shows (local and national) on analog and digital networks (as well as being broadcast and archived online). The license fee also pays for bbc news and all their online services. I don't know if you were beating on some stereotypical view of what the BBC provides or not, but we get paid TV here Cable & Satellite which is the same dross as you see in the US. Hundreds of channels of shite (with commercials, that you pay for). Ultimately you get what you pay for, and the BBC delivers far more than any other broadcaster in the world as far as I can see.

    20. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      Except out side major tourney's (every 2 years) (like Euro 2004, which IIRC was 50% covered by ITV) there is fuck all TV on the BBC apart from highlight shows, and you have to pay Murdoch through the nose to watch the good stuff anyway.

    21. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      You are part of an insignificent minority though.

    22. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you have to pay Murdoch through the nose to watch the good stuff anyway.
      Only if you think the present motley collection of diving, sexually deviant, drink driving, ill disciplined prima-donnas of the Premier League constitute the "good stuff", in any meaningful sense. Still, at least now there's a third team who might possible win the league, after the god-knows-how-many years monopoly between Man Utd and Arsenal. Christ, and to think we used to take the piss out of the Scots because only two teams ever won the league.

      And please don't let the fact that team has only broken is funded entirely by oil money removed from Russia by an extremely shady businessman put you off.

      The EPL is the best league in the world (c) Various fuckwits on Sky who are simultaneously trying to sell you this shit.
    23. Re:TV Tax by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you callin' me insignificant 'cos I is black?

    24. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo *claps*

      +5 UK Insightful

    25. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC provide 4 Channels without advertisments for free

      8. You're probably forgetting BBC News 24, BBC Parliment, CBBC and CBeebies.

    26. Re:TV Tax by qqod · · Score: 1

      Are you tellin' me you don't watch TV?

    27. Re:TV Tax by drsquare · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. $200 a year for two channels*. That's $100 a year per channel, $2 a week per channel. In the last week, I watched a total of three BBC programmes. That's over $1 per programme. Doesn't look such value for money now does it? Of those programmes, I didn't even watch one all the way through. A pay-per-view service would be a lot cheaper than that.

      * Yes there are more channels than that. There are obscure digital channels requiring a 'set top box' to access. I bought such a box, and it didn't work. Even then, the channels are worthless. BBC3 and BBC4, absolutely no content whatsoever. The BBC use it to put new programmes on, to try and 'force' people to get a digital box. For every Little Britain, there are a million programmes which never see the light of day. And even Little Britain could have been showed straight away on BBC2. They just don't have enough content to fill that many channels. Take out all the repeats and shitty soaps, and they don't even have enough content to fill ONE channel.

    28. Re:TV Tax by drsquare · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make it cheap, it just means that in the US the European Championships are an obscure foreign event that hardly anyone wants to watch, so it's on an obscure pay-per-view channel.

      Also you're not taking into account that the only reason the BBC got the coverage and not Sky was because the government effectively granted it the rights. If it was an open bidding war, the BBC would never get near any live football.

    29. Re:TV Tax by wulfhound · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but your basic British TV package gives you only 5 channels, and compared to US TV, much less of the programming is the sort of big-budget, lightweight drama and sit-com series that most consider "entertainment".

      Yes, lots of people have cable, satellite or digital - but for the same money, you can get broadband instead.

    30. Re:TV Tax by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Man that just made my mind grind"

      Not as much as mine when I saw a self-styled translation nazi fix a French translation...

    31. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own a TV, but don't have it tuned to anything. I use it purely as a media center and download the occaisional TV shows to watch via my XBMC on it. I don't want an aerial/reception on my TV as it'll just lead me to switch it on whenever I'm bored and not get anything done, and I don't pay the license because legally, if I'm not recieving TV signal, i don't actually have to have one. As for downloading things that the license pays for...I see it as the fact that I simply don't watch anywhere near enough license funded programs to take 10 quid out my pocket each month.

    32. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great if you like football, but I can't stand it. And there is nothing else the beeb has done lately that I like. So I am basically paying a TV license to be allowed to watch Sky, that I pay for separately.

    33. Re:TV Tax by Babbster · · Score: 1
      And yet Americans are always talking about how much better British TV is, forgetting that what we get here in the US from the UK is the cream skimmed off the top.

      I was convinced that American TV is, as a whole, better than British TV when John Cleese said it a few years back. I figure he ought to know.

    34. Re:TV Tax by zootm · · Score: 1
      Even then, the channels are worthless. BBC3 and BBC4, absolutely no content whatsoever.
      BBC3 is dross programming of the type that people just want to see for some reason. But do not speak ill of BBC4 - it's home to many interesting, cultural, insightful, and above-all excellent programming. It's one of the few channels which has more good shows than bad on it.

      And while on the subject of set-top boxes, it's not economically viable to continue an analogue signal when digital ones exist. The government has a deadline of 2006-2010 to turn off analogue broadcasts altogether. Sky TV already did.
    35. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BTW, the french have a very active fansubbing community..."

      I first read that as "an active fanSNUBBING community" and thought "that would be right, bloody snooty French directors"...

    36. Re:TV Tax by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Some of us really don't watch TV. In my case, it's partly a dislike for TV licencing people, partly no time to waste, and partly that I need to be watching things in a second or third language rather than reinforcing my English any further - and you don't get much foreign TV on the BBC.

      I'm aware that it's confusing; one of my friends took months to get her head around the idea. She'd ask if I'd seen last night's episode of whatever, I'd always say no.

      Eventually I explained in detail that, having no TV, I never watched anything but DVDs. She sat there frowning for a while. Then she said, "But can't you video it and watch it later?"

    37. Re:TV Tax by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Since I came to America (1998), TV here has improved quite a bit. At the same time, my understanding is that TV in Britain has massively declined - I'd say "people over there tell me so", but to be honest, moaning is a British disease. My evidence is more the types of programmes I'm being told are being shown at the moment compared to the types of programs that were produced in the mid-nineties and before.

      Certainly you only have to look at what's happened in comedy and animation in the US to see how the US has improved. The Simpsons and, arguably, Beavis and Butthead (whether you liked it or not, it was remarkably innovative) proved animation could be aimed at adults and has spawned an entire industry. At the same time Comedy Central has pretty much had to make itself useful and that's also where a lot of the innovation has come from.

      So I suspect Cleese is right. Hopefully we'll see, long term, an artistic resurgance in Britain without seeing any reduction in the quality of material coming out of the US. That'd be, in a literal and figurative sense, the best of both worlds.

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    38. Re:TV Tax by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Makes you wonder how much better off many content producers would be if they skipped the whole idea of "broadcasting", and sold their content on regionless DVD instead? People like yourself, who are downloading because you want to watch something that you cannot get any other way, would presumably be happy if you could just pop into a shop and spend 20GBP on 20 hours of decent programming, rather than trying to get someone's variable-quality rip down a DSL or cable link.

      Many do sell complete serieses on DVD, usually around the $30-50 mark for a complete "season", but it's usually region locked and usually a series that was broadcast several years prior.

      A lot of fuss was made in the US recently about the (incorrect - the decision was widely misunderstood to mean this) assumption that the FCC was about to allow cable users to pick and choose which channels they want and just pay for those channels. I think an environment in which we fund directly the programmes we like, getting copies to watch when we want to watch them, would be infinitely better. Proctor and Gamble has more say over what I watch than I do. That's not how it should be.

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    39. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst thing, it's still wrong, the correct meaning of "VOstF", as indicated above, is:
      "version originale sous-titrée en français".

    40. Re:TV Tax by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1
      I'm in London, and there's no TV in my house.

      In fact, when I was in Southampton a few years back I lived with a landlord who did in fact own several TVs. But he came home drunk one day, announced to me that he was 'giving up watching TV' and asked for my help throwing all 7 of his TVs out the window. I didn't object because it was quite funny. Especially the faces of passers-by the next morning gazing at the electrical graveyard in our front garden.

      The particularly amusing thing was that the next day, he realised one of said TVs was part of a home security system he'd shelled out for only a few days before. Oops.

      But the point I was trying to make is: no, not everybody enjoys TV, although I'll admit the great majority do.

    41. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cool, another British(?) football hater ... good job posting AC too, they'll lynch us ;)

      We ought to start a Society or something ...

    42. Re:TV Tax by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I watched some TV when I was visiting my parents over Christmas. I don't have a TV myself, though.

    43. Re:TV Tax by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1
      Could anyone explain to me the following:

      Why this Slashdot thread has an abundance of posters openly admitting to regularly downloading copyright protected stuff, yet not being challenged by the 'copyright infringement is theft' brigade?

      Not that I'm having a go at the parent poster, but it just seems strange that other threads, like the Lokitorrent one - have caused a number of people to arguably get on a high-horse and this one hasn't.

      Ok, so the difference is that this is TV, whereas those other threads were movies and music.

      Is it simply because we are less in touch with the artists, producers, set-designers-who-now-have-to-eat-from-rubbish-bin s etc. connected with TV, than with other media?

      Hmmmm. (Oh no, I didn't want to start a big moral debate *ducks*)

    44. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but we have to listen to the incredible homerism of the BBC announcers and how incredible Shrek ( I mean Wayne ) Rooney is.

    45. Re:TV Tax by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Because most of us see nothing wrong with downloading content we'd get for free.

      For example, I missed Wednesday's Alias. And thus I downloaded it using a torrent. I feel no guilt here...the show came into my house for free, I simply didn't record it. I will watch it and delete it.

      What about commercials, you say? I have to point out that the vast majority of TV shows are broadcast using satellites unencrypted, and thus you can quite legally pick them up without commercials if you have the right equipment. Even cable channels. What you're paying the cable company for, 99% of the time, is running a satellite receiver farm, along with a bunch of correctly aimed antennas for broadcasts. (Some channels are encrypted, and thus the cable company has to pay to get them, like the sci-fi channel.)

      So the question becomes why, if would have been legal for me to purchase a satellite dish, aim it correctly, record Alias, timeshift it to later, and then delete it, in accordance with copyright law, why exactly is it illegal for me to do the same thing with a broadband connection instead of a dish? (I hope you realize when I talk about a satellite disk, I mean those big-ass things, not those mini-dishes that require subscriptions.)

      And while it is illegal, I see nothing unethical about it at all.

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    46. Re:TV Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's another massive benefit to the TV license that no one else seems to have mentioned: by not having commercial breaks, the BBC reduces the tolerance of the UK population to them. If the other channels in the UK ran as many adverts per show as a US channel, people would get disgusted and stop watching.

    47. Re:TV Tax by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      My TV broke a few years back, I decided I didn't miss it, never bought another.

      I watch TV sometimes, when visiting people. I often get remarks like "you don't watch tv often, do you?" because I tend to laugh at every other commercial...

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    48. Re:TV Tax by NeedleSurfer · · Score: 1

      it was meant has half a joke, it doesn't bother me that much actually! I felt a little bad at pointing it out hence the "/translation nazi" ending!

      when one doesnt speak a language day in day out, especially french, its very hard to translate it :))

      sry if I sounded too serious!

  4. Re:known for beautiful women?? by inmate · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    oh yes, thats beautiful - isn't it???

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  5. We don't want to miss outt... by tardinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess that just shows that the television we all want to watch is not available to us (in Australia) via normal means. I guess those figures also show that we're all watching American telly :)

    1. Re:We don't want to miss outt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's unfortunate, but that's the case. For a while anyway.

      When my DSL was connected, I spent the first 2 months downloading gigs & gigs of television, eager to find out what the rest of the world was watching. All of these television shows the US and Europe was getting that we never saw, not even on cable or satellite television.

      And I watched them all, and I downloaded more, and in the end... ...I realised television really has the absolute most shitty quality content of any medium bar none.

      I imagine once broadband takeup in australia approaches the maximum, there won't be the influx of broadband-newbies to keep up the multi-GB downloads of foreign television crud that's as bad as our own homegrown crud.

    2. Re:We don't want to miss outt... by Krimszon · · Score: 1

      My guess is the figures show that British television is so much better. Who wants to download that fake american crap anyway? I'd prefer The Office or Spaced instead of that fake extreme home makeover we get from the US. And then when you miss it, yeah you download it.

  6. What shows? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 0

    What shows are they downloading? BBC stuff, or American? If it ain't the second, perhaps this is the time to crack a joke about how bad American TV is....

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    1. Re:What shows? by ghoti · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you had read the article, you'd know it's 24, Enterprise, and Six Feet Under ...

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    2. Re:What shows? by Gumph · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you had read the article, you'd know it's 24, Enterprise, and Six Feet Under ...

      I would just like to take this opportunity on behalf of my great nation to apologise for the Enterprise thing - not sure what we were thinking, the series must be playing on it's predecessors good PR!
      We will petition the PM and get back to downloading Pr0n forwith!

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    3. Re:What shows? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Where if it's BBC stuff is it piracy if they are taxed for it?

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    4. Re:What shows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. As a responsible American, I too will accept my well-deserved beating for that atrocity Enterprise and Rick Berman.

    5. Re:What shows? by Xner · · Score: 1
      I would just like to take this opportunity on behalf of my great nation to apologise for the Enterprise thing - not sure what we were thinking

      Actually, I dont mind watching it. It is a lot more accessible than the usual Trek programs, which is a mixed blessing. On one hand it's definitely less "trek", on the other it seems to appeal to my gf, which is a good thing. Now if only she would stop singing along with the theme song ... AARGH!

      With all the bad rep this show's been getting, I can't help but feel that it's still better than 90% of the popular pseudo-sci-fi series out there.

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    6. Re:What shows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, American TV does have some watchable stuff, eg: Smallville, StarGate(s).. and it usually takes about 6 months to get over here... so the more impatient of us just download it!!

      I would never, of course, pirate anything of no decernable value. ;)

    7. Re:What shows? by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

      That wasn't what I was asking. It very well may be that 24 and Enterprise are the top downloaded shows, but what are the differences between what Americans download vs the British? That is just as interesting as the fact that people in the UK are downloading so much.

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    8. Re:What shows? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      So the solution to all our problems is to introduce Jack Bauer to Brannon Braga? Now that I would pay to see.

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    9. Re:What shows? by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      The reason that 24 is at the top is not just because it is great, but because the first two series were broadcast 'free' on the BBC, but then, for various reasons Fox/Sky/Murdoch didn't sell them the rights for series 3 or 4. They were only broadcast on Sky One which fewer people had access to. Hence more people download them.

  7. Wrong number by ghoti · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to TFA, the UK accounts for 38.4% of _EU_ downloads, but only 18.5% worldwide. For comparison, the worldwide number makes a bit more sense ;)

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  8. goddamned funny by jaxon6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That first sentence had me laughing out loud. Keep the descriptions full of this wit; I'll keep reading.

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  9. Wait a minute... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 0

    Great food and wonderful climate? Obviously this guy has never been to Britain and is basing his observations on movies that are always shot in good weather, actors who have one in a million looks, and fish 'n chips.

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's taking the piss.

      You know, the stuff you drink warm (you freaks).

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Gumph · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      you are obvisouly forgetting this little 'delicacy'

      Recipe for Black Pudding

      1lt (1¾ pints) Blood (Pig, Lamb or Goose)
      340g (12oz) Shredded Suet
      300ml (½ pint) Milk
      50g (2oz) Oatmeal
      3 Medium Onions, chopped
      1 tbsp Salt
      ½ tsp Mixed Herbs
      ½ tsp Cayenne Pepper
      Pinch Nutmeg
      Pre-heat oven to 160C: 300F: Gas 2.
      Mix all of the ingredients together thoroughly, making sure that the seasonings are evenly distributed.
      Next fill the large sausage cases, see: Sausage Making Basics for advice on doing so.
      Place into an ovenproof dish with a cover, standing in a larger dish half filled with water.
      Bake for 1½ hours. Allow to cool.

      hmmmmmmm, pig's blood!

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    3. Re:Wait a minute... by Lally+Singh · · Score: 3, Funny

      He got the UK mixed up with the Caribbean. Common mistake.

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    4. Re:Wait a minute... by minus9 · · Score: 1

      Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

      'Cause it's fucking close to water!

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read up on "Haggis"!

      Thats even worse :)

      I was once at a conference dinner in Scotland, and a the Chinese girl sitting next to me asked what it was, I decided it was best to just say "meat" :)

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that once it's baked, you should slice it up and fry it.

      Black pudding: Lush.

    7. Re:Wait a minute... by iBod · · Score: 1

      Actually, even the Black Pudding recipe sounds awful, it's really rather good with a traditional full English breakfast.

    8. Re:Wait a minute... by deeblite · · Score: 1

      I think a more appropriate thing to say would be "The Chinese eat stuff LIKE dog retch". More accurately describes the situation.

  10. Blame it on Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It probably has to do with their crazy TV licensing program. Since they have to pay a yearly license to get own a TV, they might as well download only download the shows that they want to watch.

    1. Re:Blame it on Licensing by ErroneousBee · · Score: 0

      No, its probably more because the TV stations are Soap and Football obsessed. Alot of good shows dont come to the UK, or if they do its a year or so after they get released in the US. Sky often shows shows earlier, but the free-to-air channels are very tardy.

      E.g. Really popular shows are months behind:
      Desperate Housewives USA:March 2004, UK:Dec 2004
      Joey: USA: Sept 2004 UK: Feb 2005
      Freinds last episode: USA June 2004 UK: Oct 2004

      and less popular shows:
      Cleopatra 2525 USA:2000 UK:Not yet
      Stargate: USA Showing season 9, UK: just finished season 7
      Atlantis: Not yet on UK screens
      Galactica: ditto
      Smallville: I think UK is in the middle of season 3

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    2. Re:Blame it on Licensing by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      altantis and galactica are both on sky one

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    3. Re:Blame it on Licensing by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      what are you talking about?, skyone aired all the rest of season 1 of atlantis before even 4-5 eps of the 2nd half aired in the US. and canada's releasing sg-1 way early too.

    4. Re:Blame it on Licensing by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      I know Sky shows stuff earlier (read what I said). But Sky isnt all that popular compared to Freeview and broadband.

      http://www.revolutionmagazine.com/News/index.cfm ?f useaction=ViewNewsArticle&ID=234042

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    5. Re:Blame it on Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sky and cable in the UK are up-to-date with pretty
      much all of these shows

    6. Re:Blame it on Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cleopatra 2525 USA:2000 UK:Not yet

      I think it was shown on Channel 5 a few years back

    7. Re:Blame it on Licensing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re Stargate Atlantis, don't bother. You're not missing anything - its crap.

  11. winge by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    ...and for complaining about absolutely everything in a sarcastic manner.


    -Colin

    1. Re:winge by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      I think thats fair, dont you?

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    2. Re:winge by Archon-X · · Score: 0, Troll

      The editor obviously has never been to the uk, land of grey food, grey women with grey teeth, and grey food.

      In all honesty, there's no way the UK can rate a menton in those strata with europe sitting next to it.

    3. Re:winge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at least we're polite about it.

      Ya dick.

    4. Re:winge by aug24 · · Score: 1
      Well, at least you said sarcastic not ironic like most, he complained.

      J.

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    5. Re:winge by ignatz'brick · · Score: 1

      ...and for complaining about absolutely everything in a sarcastic manner.

      Yes, and we particularly like to moan about people who can't spell "whinge".

    6. Re:winge by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...and for complaining about absolutely everything in a sarcastic manner.

      You forgot singing about the London Underground too!

      (warning, don't play the link on speakers if you're in an office full of easily offended people)

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    7. Re:winge by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      hehe, nice parody version :)

      I still prefer "Going Underground" with The Jam though, one of my favourite songs... :)

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    8. Re:winge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. Funniest thing i've heard in a long time

    9. Re:winge by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      I see this all the time and I still haven't figured out what "whinge" is supposed to mean.

  12. Australians download TV shows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... because there is a serious lack of content. Unless you like cop shows.

    Damn it was hard going back there after US cable.

    1. Re:Australians download TV shows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye but with all those topless beaches, why are Aussies watching TV to begin with?

      Damn it was hard going back there after US cable.

      I sympathize, visiting Australia is always "hard" for me too.

  13. oh yea? by metricmusic · · Score: 1

    Australia coming in second at 15.6%

    16% now....

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  14. All lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The post states that UK is known for great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women all of which we know to be blatantly false so how can we possibly belive the download stats :-)

  15. plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by Cryofan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe the Aussies and Brits are not subject to a draconian legal system designed to control the common man for the benefit of the wealthy? I think our American legal system was evolved especially for controlling property, and people have been property in America for a long time, since its beginning, when we had indentured servants, and then African slaves. And now consumers are the New Property. And the same old brutal plantation-oriented laws are being focused on American consumers.

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    1. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. It's the same legal system that was initially instituted by the aliens that built the pyramids. Damn those aliens!

    2. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comparing downloading television programs with slavery? Must be one of those causes that needs hyperbole to rile up the morons to follow you.

      We more or less have laws to the same effect, but as we all know apart from a few exceptions television program 'piracy' is barely enforced.

    3. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe the Aussies and Brits are not subject to a draconian legal system designed to control the common man for the benefit of the wealthy?

      I (UK resident) discussed this with a friend, a US citizen, resident in the UK, recently. The US legal system is based on the English legal system, but has obviously diverged over time (just as the Canadian, Australian, New Zealand etc legal systems aren't exact replicas of England's). My friend suggested that, from his experience, the practical difference between the two systems was that the US has comparatively less law, but those laws it does have are upheld. Britain, by contrast, has more laws, but those laws aren't necessarily enforced. I can't comment myself as to US law; but certainly the UK does seem to be full of laws that are rarely, if ever, enforced.

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    4. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Aussies and Brits are not subject to a draconian legal system designed to control the common man for the benefit of the wealthy? I think our American legal system was evolved especially for controlling property, and people have been property in America for a long time, since its beginning, when we had indentured servants, and then African slaves.

      There were indentured servents and African slaves long before there was a USA. Wanna take a guess at who brought it here?

      And now consumers are the New Property. And the same old brutal plantation-oriented laws are being focused on American consumers.

      Serfs and peasants were the property of their landlords long before Columbus sailed the ocean blue. American copyright law, up until the mid twentieth century was actually pretty fair as far as such laws go. Much of the rest of the world didn't even have such a concept as the "public domain". It wasn't until the US gave into the demands of Europe that they got downright draconian.

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    5. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The UK used to have a lot of bizzare local laws that predate the existence of the USA. A lot of these old laws (such as ones requiring you kill Welshmen found after dark in some towns, etc) were repealed in the 1970s and 80s. Other laws on the statute books, such as blasphemy, are not enforced and the Home Office goes to pains not to enforce them but Parliament hasn't devoted the time to specifically repealing them. The USA had the advantage of a revolution neatly clearing out all the old rubbish and allowing them to start again but I can't see us ever getting round to that in the UK, and so new laws overrule parts of old laws and interpretation of which bits of what Acts are relevant comes down to the courts and/or CPS.

    6. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Much of the rest of the world didn't even have such a concept as the "public domain""

      In most of Europe the concept of property being in common ownership was widespread. Sometimes all land was assumed to be subsumed under ownership of a monarch (this was the case in Scotland until a couple of years ago when technically all land was owned by the Queen, and then granted onwards) and in others not. Some of these rights to common ownership of land or other property were curtailed by various acts of enclosure, but the concept was a well known one throughout Europe up until the period of Enlightment which was the spring board for the US revolution. Perhaps one of the most significant flowerings of common ownership of land and other property was in the abortive English Revolution during the English Civil Wars of the 17th century, namely the movements of the Levellers and Diggers. There was a certain amount of trade in ideas and people between these and associated movements of the time and future Englightenment movements and the American Colonies. In a sense the USA got the revolution that failed in England, although somewhat watered down and restricted initially (in terms of right) to men of quality rather than the original universal (male) suffrage posited by the likes of John Lilburne. The English movements tended to be specifically religious, however, although some did preach religious tolerance, and the US movements of the following century followed the Enlightenment's distancing from conventional religion.

    7. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      The UK used to have a lot of bizzare local laws that predate the existence of the USA...

      Aye, that's partly what I was thinking about - the 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act (CJA), for example, removed the need for English police officers persuing a felon into Scotland to "carry a burning sod atop a pike, and announce their purpose to the first Scotsman they encountered". However I was also thinking of laws enacted recently: staying with the CJA, the police have substantial abilities to prevent picketing and protests. It's rare, however, that these laws are applied - like many current UK laws, they're "enabling" laws.

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    8. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Maybe the Aussies and Brits are not subject to a draconian legal system designed to control the common man for the benefit of the wealthy?

      Relevant to the topic at hand - TV "piracy" - Australian copyright law is certainly far, far stricter than that in the US.

      Indeed, the idea has recently been raised - as a result of the FTA with the US - that maybe Australian copyright law should be modified to allow for "fair use" principles.

    9. Re:plantation laws keep Ameri-sheeple in chains by John+Pliskin · · Score: 1

      Difference is, our laws are not added to our Constitution; yours are.

      $

  16. Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK TV sucks, theres nothing but home-improvement, lame-ass "reality" shows and cooking programmes. No anime at all I'm afraid :(

    1. Re:Not surprising by Gumph · · Score: 1

      but we do have doctor who!!!

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      'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
    2. Re:Not surprising by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      nearly everything DOES suck on TV in the UK. BUT when there's satire, it's absolutely incredible.

      Take 'This Morning with richard not judy' for example, or maybe a bit of 'the adam and joe show', or a bit of 'i am not an animal', or a bit of 'brass eye'...etc...etc

    3. Re:Not surprising by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Nathan Barley tonight looks good

    4. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no comedy either. The Office, Little Britian, Teachers, Black Books..never heard of 'em.

      P.S: If you're lucky maybe ITV or Five will show some anime. 'cos lets be honest, their output couldn't get much shittier anyway, so why not?

    5. Re:Not surprising by drsquare · · Score: 1

      There's a programme like the Office or Black Books perhaps every two or three years. In between that there are a million 'filler' programmes: cookery programmes, soaps, DIY programmes, fly-on-the-wall documentaries, chat-shows, gardening programmes, repeats, old shitty films, shitty forgettable crime dramas, more repeats etc. Occasionally there's the odd decent documentary, but it's dumbed down beyond belief. Also not forgetting the 'Robert Winston' bloke's programmes which consist of 5 minutes of content stretched out into a 90 minute bore.

      The BBC probably releases two DVD's worth of decent content a year. Is it worth £120+ for that?

    6. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes you want the filler stuff though. I don't want to sit through 3 hours of constant Horizon every night. I sometimes really do want to veg out in front of Eastenders or DIY SoS with my brain off; it's been a long day, let me rest already!

      I think you're being horribly selective anyway. You're missing regular documentary shows such as Wildlife on One, Horizon and Panaroma. What about Newsnight or even Have I Got News For You? Even Gardeners World! You don't even consider the entire output of BBC News; one of the best in the world in millions of peoples opinions. All of these shows are excelent. When you take these shows and add them on top of the stuff like Eastenders that yes! people do really want to watch sometimes, I'd say you really do get good value for a tenner a month!

    7. Re:Not surprising by Sly+Mongoose · · Score: 1
      but we do have doctor who!!!
      Who?
    8. Re:Not surprising by stx23 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure one of the channels shows that Dragonblast Z thing.

    9. Re:Not surprising by Gumph · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

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      'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
  17. Makes a bit of sense. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time. It makes sense that fans who follow the show online would want to see the show as it comes out.

    On the other hand, I score TV shows because I fucking hate commercials, and because I don't have an actual television any more. Funny how original Star Trek was about fifty-five minutes long, while newer "full hour" shows are more like forty-two minutes. That's nearly four times the ads. Yecch.

    Also, it's convenient to be able to watch them when and how I'd like. And I get to insulate myself from the vast bulk of crap that's on TV most of the time, and pick the best of what's out there. (Firefly, Babylon 5 and perhaps some softcore lesbian porn: The L Word.)

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by mboverload · · Score: 1
      I hear you.

      Stupid TV networks, I am WAITING (yes WAITING!) to pay them MONEY so I can download even DRMed TV shows! They _just_dont_get_it_ (Read my comment below)

    2. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Xner · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time. It makes sense that fans who follow the show online would want to see the show as it comes out.

      It is also common for some of the less popular series (including some that we geeks tend to appreciate more than the normal tv-watching person) to get cancelled or postponed by the broadcaster mid-season, or to undergo some intruiging re-arrangements in broadcast schedule etc. For example here in Holland, I have seen the first seaon of Futurama on three different broadcasters, but the final season is just now hitting the cable.

      If you really case to watch a whole series properly in order and in a timely manner, downloading is pretty much your only option. If you drop the timely requirement, waiting for the DVD releases is a close second.

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    3. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

      Some programs run ahead of the US over this side of the pond. Battlestar Galatica and i think we are ahead on SG1.....

    4. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by giginger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly why I download. I have a long train journey every day. I love being able to watch 24 or whatever I've got on the way home and pass the time a lot quicker. No adverts either which a bonus for me. I'm still going to get the boxsets when they come out but why should I wait when with the technology available means I can watch it the next day? I'd happily pay for the service if it was offered, so that I could watch the TV shows I want to watch at a suitable time. The time between a show airing in America and airing in England are inexplicably large. I think 24, yes again, is one of the few shows with only a few weeks between them. But then, to see that now I'd have to have Sky which is another problem......

    5. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite TV shows have twelve minutes of advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time!

    6. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Rainier+Wolfecastle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And add to this that there are a lot of popular shows that just don't make it over at all (Daily Show for one) and it seems very reasonable.

    7. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Kanon · · Score: 1

      SG1 starts after the US start date on Sky1 but we don't take breaks (Except for a couple of weeks over christmas) so we manage to get ahead of them towards the end of the season.

      SG1/Atlantis are the exceptions though and BSG was a special case.

    8. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another reason for internet downloads: In countries where English is not the primary language the TV shows are dubbed. Most of the time the voice acting is abysmal and the timing is an insult to the brain.

    9. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by gowen · · Score: 1
      It is also common for some of the less popular series (including some that we geeks tend to appreciate more than the normal tv-watching person) to get cancelled or postponed by the broadcaster mid-season, or to undergo some intruiging re-arrangements in broadcast schedule etc.
      In the UK, the BBC got into the habit of showing one episode of Seinfeld per night, but never at the same time as the previous night's. Then they showed two episodes of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" before burying it away on a digital channel most people can't get.

      Bastards.
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    10. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense. A lot of shows have a one- or two-season lag time.

      Lucky bastard. I live in Brazil and we still didnt get the final episode of "Deep Space 9". I won't even mention "Voyager"...

    11. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Jorrit · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily Belgium is not one of those countries where foreign language shows/movies are dubbed. We have subtitles here.

      Greetings,

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    12. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by zootm · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. People who download things from the internet have a much higher chance of having friends they talk to over the internet in the US. When one talks to people in the US about television shows, there's the serious problem that the UK is a couple of months behind. Many people aren't willing to wait that long to avoid the episode being "spoiled" for them. So they download it. And from then the same principles apply to one's UK friends - they stand to have the episode spoiled for them too.

    13. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK just getting the DVD release is just as illegal as downloading thanks to the EUCD and region coding.

    14. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by tedric · · Score: 1

      Downloading TV shows (outside US/UK/AUS/...) has another advantage: You get the original and not a stupid dubbed version where they ruin all the jokes with bad translations.

      I already asked my TV provider whether the original audio feed will be broadcasted with DVB. The simple answer was no, due to right issues.

      So the only chance of watching the original show is to wait until the DVD comes out.

    15. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here

      Except for Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis. Sky One in the UK is actually a couple of episodes ahead of Sci-Fi in the US.

      Regards
      elFarto
    16. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Dayflowers · · Score: 1


      Around here they progressively changed the time...

      it used to start about 24h ..then 24:30...1:00..2:00...4:00h...4:30h.

      but they did show the whole thing!! And I did get to watch it!!

      It was quite troublesome sometimes as I had school the next day at 9h :\

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    17. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Babbster · · Score: 1

      You're better off not seeing the last episode of DS9. That series didn't end well - I mean, the big arc was resolved (too abruptly for my tastes) but the rest of the conclusion was just not worth it. Then again, even knowing that, I'd still be pissed if I didn't even get a chance to watch it. :)

    18. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. In the UK, the Daily Show is the only tv show that makes us think that the US hasn't gone COMPLETELY insane. It should be broadcast in the UK, for foreign-relations reasons.

      I believe it used to be on EU-CNN at some ungodly hour, but I don't have cable anymore and can't be bothered to check.

      JH

    19. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by ivano · · Score: 1
      it used to be on at 1:30am on friday and saturday.

      but as usual they moved it...and probably moved it back. I usually catch it after some late-night channel hopping (and about 3 seconds before those "commercial" breaks that last for 15 minutes come on and then they show the last bit of the Daily Show International Edition with him saying "thanks for watching...")

      Ciao

    20. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by TrollBridge · · Score: 1
      "If you drop the timely requirement, waiting for the DVD releases is a close second."

      But the DVD releases don't address the free (as in beer) requirement.

      --
      There's a Mercedes gap too. I want one and can't afford one, but it's not government's job to do anything about it.
    21. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by SaleNowOn · · Score: 1
      "Well, since US television tends not to make it to Britain for a long time after it airs here, it makes a bit of sense".

      Absolutely, as I found in the seventh season of Buffy, you have the choice of not connecting to the internet for a few months to avoid the spoilers or you can just download the episodes when they are aired in the U.S. and keep up with what's going on. As for the piracy aspect I think to a certain extent where programmes have a cult following the producers know that if your a fan, your going to buy the DVD's as soon as they come out anyway, I know I did but how true that holds for other programmes I'm not sure.

    22. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by coachvince · · Score: 0

      Some US /.'ers might not be aware of the TV licensing in Britain (and other nations?) where there is a government-backed system of monitoring who has a TV, and who has a LICENSE for a TV.

      http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/index.jsp

      While the system may make some sense, it was a bit of a surprise to me, finding out how the BBC funded many of the programs I thought were just put out by the govt there as a sort of handout; "we've made this good stuff just for you, no thanks, we don't accept payment, etc".

      So, someone who DLs TV shows there, but doesn't own a TV (read: TV License) is taking something he didn't pay (fully) for, and doesn't have a right to use.

      But, before I sound too holier-than-thou, I'm still completing my "Father Ted" collection on WinMX.

      http://www.fathertedonline.ukf.net/

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    23. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by danudwary · · Score: 1


      It's comforting to know that television programmers are as retarded everywhere in the world as they seem to be in the US.

    24. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The show where the crew and audience would boo every guest who said he was going to vote for Bush during the election while, at the same time, that show's host went on Crossfire and criticized them for being mouthpieces of their respective parties? I guess I'm the only one who sees that as a huge hypocrisy...

      That said, I watch the Daily Show most nights. And I laugh at the jokes, but the politics are WAY out in left field from the rest of the nation-- these people don't represent "America," at best they represent "New York." And I hate to think of the impression of the US that forms when it's broadcast in other nations.

    25. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm from the UK and get the daily show off the net every day.

      > And I hate to think of the impression of the US that forms when it's broadcast in other nations.

      the daily show is actually one of the (very) few shows that *improves* my view of america. it reminds me that not everyone in the US media is a right-wing nut who's willing to ignore every insane thing the white house does

    26. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      That's why i think that morally, if you have already paid the license fee there is nothing wrong with downloading BBC programming as you have already paid for it.

    27. Re:Makes a bit of sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show where the crew and audience would boo every guest who said he was going to vote for Bush during the election while, at the same time, that show's host went on Crossfire and criticized them for being mouthpieces of their respective parties? I guess I'm the only one who sees that as a huge hypocrisy...

      And anyone that voted for Bush should have been booed. The only worse choice was what ever nutter the constatutionalist party exumed.

      Badnarik in 2004! ... or Nader, or Cobb, or at worst Kerry.

  18. America by mboverload · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This makes perfect sense. With the proliferation of boradband and the anger of watching TV shows a year or more after their American counterparts, it it understandable. I know what it feels like because Europe got to watch Battlestar Galactica before we did, so I just donwloaded it.

    Didn't have to watch comercials and it was better quality then the crap Comcast quality I get. I would have paid money to see them in high resolution and with better sound, but these executives just don't seem to get it. I can download a TV show in less than an hour, in fact, I can download faster than I can watch. It is all about the industry clinging to a dieing business model and not seeing the future. Fine, do a 5-computer iTunes thing with DRM, it is not like music where I need to listen to them anywhere.

    1. Re:America by Lispy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know what. I actually had a funny experience in the states (I'm german). Beeing the huge Buffy fan back then I already owned seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Then I went to NYC to see SW Episode II (what a lame movie) and while beeing there I went into the Warner Superstore and looked for season 3 (hmm.Faith!) on DVD. The lady told me it wasn't out and that only season 1 was available in the states. Then I told her that in germany season 2 was already available. Her answer was neat: "Hey, man. Why don't you just get it shipped to the states from a german friend!". Well, obviously she didn't really get my point. But then again, she gave me the address of a great club later in the discussion.

      My point beeing, I think there should be some sort of "die hard" program for TV shows. I mean like, if you have an account on the international series homepage and bought at least two DVD sets and preordered the third you can get streamed episodes from their servers or something.

      But I guess this will never happen since the show creators sell their episodes to the network wich makes money out of commercials. No interest to sell the content prior to the second hand international airing. ;-/

      Still it feels unfair that I have to lag 2 seasons just to watch the trashy GERMAN synchronisation on TV and wait another year for the DVD release.

    2. Re:America by henni16 · · Score: 1

      I noticed that, too. Strange. Maybe in the US some TV station was still paying to broadcast it.
      I don't live in the US but I bought almost all season boxes in the US or UK as the prices in Germany are insane compared to the U?.
      And I don't like to pay three times the money for a horrible dubbing I can't stand.

      Numbers to think about for German Joss Whedon fans:
      Bought the 4th Angel season as RC1 from playusa.com; price including German VAT, customs: ~45 Euro
      Sales price in Germany for a whole season: ~120 Euro

      For that money you could additionally order a RC1 DVD player and still pay less..

      P.S.
      I think this strange lag doesn't exist anymore. At least the 5th season of Angel is available in the US but not yet in Germany.
      Not that I would buy it here anyway..

    3. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think thats bad, americans have all the good tv content (HBO,SCI-FI,etc...) which is why mostly they dont have to download tvshows. example: In canada, we cannot even get the sci-fi channel, instead we get a poor excuse of a channel called space, and like most canadian programming pumps mostly re-runs. *I should scale my digital service to local.*

      Case in point. Stargate (filmed HERE) showed season 7 for almost 2 years. Just rushed the last half of 7(best part). And is now just starting season 8. Best of all, all downloads dont have commercials AND channel disclaimers("This show contains scenes of violence..." thats why i watch it) after EACH commercial break.

      Battlestar is the same. I downloaded and watched the whole season already (shakey close captions included.) AND! I could skip those scenes, skip back if it was important, at ANY point, or junk the SHOW if its crap. lets see a canoook PVR do THAT!

    4. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the shows that I download are never filtered by canadian regulations and are better to watch because they are from the UK or US.

    5. Re:America by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Yep, one day big media executives will see the totality of what global community means, and how to use it to promote their products. And then Jesus will come again.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    6. Re:America by deblau · · Score: 1
      I would have paid money to see them in high resolution and with better sound, but these executives just don't seem to get it.

      Actually, they do get it. Their advertisers will pay them more to stretch out the showings over several weeks, than you will to have them show all the eps back-to-back.

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  19. *sigh* by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    It being 1:36am where I am, my sarcasm decector failed.

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  20. We do pay for it by tod_miller · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know a lot of countries have TV Licenses - but the BBC takes the piss. We *PAY FOR THE PRODUCTION* of a TV show, but then pay OVER THE ODDS for the DVD's when they come out.

    BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's.

    To be honest, I would preffer latter, Most people spend more on BBC DVD's than they do on licenses nowwadays (only takes one or two Christmas prezzies of the office to do that).

    So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me. I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already.

    TV rental, a lovely fiscal model already in place.

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    1. Re:We do pay for it by Billy69 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips

      Well, except that The Prisoner was made by ITC, an independant commercial company, and was broadcast by the predecessor of the very commercial ITV. You know, except for that minor point

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    2. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already.

      Except the Prisioner was made by ATV - and so is not covered by the lisence fee.

    3. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b)
      > give us cheaper DVD's.

      The BBC don't "make" any money, they're non-profit.

      Also the BBC don't sell DVDs at all, the rights to BBC programmes are bought by BBC Worldwide (a separate, for profit company). The money paid by BBC Worldwide for the rights to programming is plowed back into the BBC, helping to keep the licence fee low.

      I'm totally in favour of the licence fee, it's simply the best way to fund the BBC and get the depth of quality programming they produce.

    4. Re:We do pay for it by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know the background for the pricing (but that never stopped anyone on slashdot), but is it possible that the DVDs are priced so high because they are also being sold to foreigners, and it is reasonable that they pay their part to fund the BBC?

      So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me. I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already.

      That is a matter between you and your government. Just because you paid for a viewing (TV), doesn't necessarily imply the right to a permanent copy (DVD). Same as going to a cinema. Unless the tax grants you that right (dunno, not my country), you don't have it and that'd be a copyright infringment.

      Kjella

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    5. Re:We do pay for it by thetroll123 · · Score: 1

      BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's.

      Well that just isn't true. There are no shareholders and no distributed profits. The BBC does run commercial enterprises (selling shows overseas, selling DVDs etc), but the operating profits from those contribute to the cost of running the rest of the organisation. I'm not saying it's run terribly efficiently - I know it isn't - but accusations of profiteering are nonsense. And we spell it "licence" here - "license" is a verb.

    6. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA - this is about Brits downloading primarily American series and your attack on the BBC for pricing of DVD's is irrelavant.

      I disagree - we don't pay for the production of TV shows. Your license fee paid for the show to be broadcast - if they can subsidise the production costs through DVD sales then that's to your benefit as a license payer.

      The BBC is a broadcasting organisation, the fee is for them to broadcast which they do. Yes they produce content which apart from their public service stuff often pays for itself through selling the content abroad and through DVD sales but IMHO content production is not thair main aim.

      They do have a growing role as a national archive but that's not what the license fee is intended for and they're managing to do this on a relativley small budget.

      You license fee was paid for a show to be broadcast (such as the prisoner). It is clearly illegal for you to then download the DVD rips - you don't own that show you paid for it to be broadcast, which it was.

      Also nowadays if you miss a show then many of them are available now from the BBC's website to watch (or listen to in the case of radio)later.

    7. Re:We do pay for it by iainr · · Score: 1

      Actually the BBC don't make enough money to be self funding, anytime that the BBC have set up anything that looks like it might generate a significant amount of money the Government has told it to pull out of that area or restructure the various commercial entities.

      As for the prisoner, none of your license fees went to producing it, it was an ITV show.

    8. Re:We do pay for it by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      >BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's.

      The latter might be an option, but the former certainly isn't. GBP2.5billion is quite a shortfall to make up (estimated at 95% of the BBC's income). (source) The Beeb NEEDS the licence fee - not only to keep us Brits in ad-free TV, but also to give the rest of the world some quality TV to watch as an alternative to their locally-prduced dross (e.g. The Power Of Nightmares, which was a HUGE hit on BitTorrent. But which would never have aired on mainstream US TV)

      >Most people spend more on BBC DVD's than they do on licenses nowwadays (only takes one or two Christmas prezzies of the office to do that)

      This is also inaccurate, it's more like 10. And yes, The Office was available for free, without ads, long before it was on DVD. Mon, 10pm, BBC2.

    9. Re:We do pay for it by jb.hl.com · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, except that The Prisoner was made by ITC, an independant commercial company, and was broadcast by the predecessor of the very commercial ITV.

      I'm sorry, predecessor? I don't think you have any idea how ITV WORKS.

      Basically, different regions of the country have different companies running them. The Midlands had ATV, the South West had Westward, London had Thames etc etc etc. ITC was owned by ATV, who sent it to all the other companies for all of the regions, who broadcast it. This is called "networking a programme".

      ITV doesn't even have a predecessor, before ITV there was the BBC and nothing else. It's been going since 1955, all that's happened recently is some jumped up little wankers decided to buy all the companies and change their name to ITV plc. Heil Thatcher.

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    10. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't know how ITV works? because of a comment about a predecessor to ITV??? Wow, you are a pointless condescending little prick, aren't you.

    11. Re:We do pay for it by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Oh and yeah, the BBC didn't even make The Prisoner, ITV isn't covered by the licence fee. Hence all the adverts.

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    12. Re:We do pay for it by hairykrishna · · Score: 4, Informative
      The bbc is internally testing a new TV episode download system. They want to archive ALL of their programs online after they've aired them.

      That's one of the reasons why the BBC rocks. Personally I think it's worth the price of the licence fee for just the BBC news.

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    13. Re:We do pay for it by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      I must say, that the single most brilliant thing the BBC does at the moment, in my opinion, is that most of their radio programs can be listened to over the net for a week after they air.

      This allows me to hear all the stuff I love without having to be near a radio at the exact time every week.

      If they extend it to TV... fabulous.

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    14. Re:We do pay for it by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      This is what I want for my license fee. I am glad they are doing it. I want high quality though.

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    15. Re:We do pay for it by NetNifty · · Score: 1

      Yes, as well as embracing Open Source, their news is definatly good - hell, just look at how often BBC news links are posted in /. stories.

    16. Re:We do pay for it by GauteL · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off about the TV license is that you can only pay for a full year, which is crap if you only have a TV for a limited period.

      Also the TV-license system makes no difference between people with very limited amounts of money (for instance students and OAPs) and a small 17" screen and rich people with 44" plasma screens. Only a difference between b/w TVs and colour TVs (who has b/w these days?).

      Personally, if they need the funds, the government should just make it part of the regular income tax system.

      EVERYONE has a TV, and the system of license controllers ++ costs a hell of a lot to run. It would be much cheaper and much more fair if you instead of having a £120 TV-license, just increased taxes on average with £60 a year. I'm sure it would have pretty much the same economical effect for BBC. Most people would be better off as well and it would be harder to just skip paying it.

      I was just told that about 300 people have been caught in Swindon without a license the last year. To catch these 300 they probably had to check at least three times as many (900) which is around 0.5% of Swindon's population, meaning that on a national level they are probably checking about 300.000 brits per year. This is expensive and annoying.

      The only people worse off would be:
      a) The people without TV. A very small minority.
      b) the people with a very high income that will pay more than the old £120 per year. They can afford it.
      c) The TV license inspectors (f*** them).

    17. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they extend it to TV... fabulous.

      Ha! I can't help feeling this is the opening moves for asking the government to impose a broadband tax to pay for all the bandwidth. Which, on the model of TV licencing, means every broadband user in the UK will have to pay, regardless of whether they ever download stuff from the BBC, or even cisit the Beeb's web site.

    18. Re:We do pay for it by VdG · · Score: 1

      Pensioners and some other groups are entitled to cheaper/free TV licenses.

      Finding people without TV licenses is actually very cheap. The TV Licensing authority has a list of everybody who has a current license. They generally assume that every home has a TV, so they just cross reference it and send threatening letters to anyone without a license.

      This can be a bit of a nuisance for anyone who doesn't actually have a TV, or whose TV is modified so that it can't pick up transmissions. (A friend of mine just had a TV to watch pre-recorded videos & DVDs, and for his own video-making, but no aerial. He had a bit of hassle being pestered to buy a license but did eventually get it sorted out.)

      It probably doesn't make money to catch 300 people without licenses, but it's certainly worth it in terms of encouraging people to buy licenses in the first place, and not risk being caught.

    19. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S. at least, any works that are paid for by the federal government instantly fall into the public domain. That means you have a right to as many hard copies as you want.

    20. Re:We do pay for it by woodhouse · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind the DVD price, except they hardly ever repeat the really great shows like Blackadder or Red Dwarf on the TV, despite having 2 extra channels. Presumably this is so they can sell more DVDs, and that really does take the piss.

    21. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where exactly are these bags of money that the BBC makes coming from? There is no way they could scrap the TV licence, it's their major income!


      I personally have no problem giving money to the BBC, at least you get to watch shows that they want to make (interesting), not what they are forced to make as it is deemed popular (a money maker).

    22. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You do realise that they already have a list of everyone who doesn't have one, so they're the only ones that need to be checked. It's not like they randomly knock on peoples doors as that would be pointless, they have the information to only target the right people.


      If then, as you say, there is only a small minority of people without a TV then most of those checks will result in a bill/fine for that person. The fine will undoubtably cover the costs of busting them (and the few who they have to check that legitimatley don't have one).

    23. Re:We do pay for it by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of countries have TV Licenses - but the BBC takes the piss. We *PAY FOR THE PRODUCTION* of a TV show, but then pay OVER THE ODDS for the DVD's when they come out.

      Yeah, but that's because of the imoral copyright laws - all the actors want to get paid again.
      I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already.

      Well, it isn't until you elect a different set of politicians.

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    24. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blackadder is frequently repeated on various UK digital channels (I am not sure which are free to view and which are not). However when it (or anything else) is repeated on any BBC channel the press and various politicians complain that the BBC is showing repeats rather than new programming. Looks like the BBC can't win here.

    25. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone in europe to pay license for owning a tv tuner. We do that too in Sweden (well most people do, I dont). I agree with you completly except that swedish tv produces rubbish compared to BBC. That is why I download tv shows. Everything here on tv sucks and by downloading everything I want to watch I feel like I have my own "Tivo" (not availble here).

    26. Re:We do pay for it by Quixote · · Score: 1

      Sitting here stateside, I would pay to be able to download some BBC shows. Most of the time there's no option but to download.

    27. Re:We do pay for it by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      What pisses me off about the TV license is that you can only pay for a full year, which is crap if you only have a TV for a limited period.

      You can claim a refund for any unused quarter; so although stricly speaking you're correct (as you'd have to pay it all, then get the refund; bad if you're short of cash), you don't ultimately lose out by that much.

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    28. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swedish TV is rubbish?

      What people don't realise about those cheesey 1970s Swedish porn movies (big moustaches, ropey dialogue etc.) is that they were made for Swedish TV and went out at 6.00 in the evening. Pretty liberal country.

      The really nasty stuff didn't get shown until after 9PM; for example, Benny 'ABBA' Andersson's beard frightened small children and wasn't allowed to be shown until late at night.

      (Sorry, this was meant to be funny, I'm just typing rubbish now).

    29. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you on? They've shown most episodes of Red Dwarf 4 or 5 times now!

      In the case of series 7 and 8, I wish they hadn't shown them even once...

      Anyway, BBC Three and Four are only on for 8 or so hours a day- although Three does repeat the 'new' stuff an incredible number of times.

    30. Re:We do pay for it by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Ya sure... I REALLY HATE the TV license fee the UK asks... thats why i got my laptop with internet and ESS, SWC or any other shoutcast thing... This way I can have every show that I like that is: 1. Pr0n 2. Pr0n 3. The Simpons

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    31. Re:We do pay for it by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the DVD sales help subsidise the cost of the programming and, hence, keeps the cost of license fee down.

    32. Re:We do pay for it by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      Yeah shouting aside, the problem I have is DVD prices.

      Someone said 'the DVD prices are subsidising the tv show costs'. What did they do before DVD?

      OK, so maybe DVD sales will fund more shows, that can be shown on tv, and then released on DVD... I swear too much money is being made with the TV -> Dvd route.

      TV companies will be/are already pissed when/that we all record HDTV to our own DVD.

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    33. Re:We do pay for it by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      I hate the misleading advertising of the wanker who gets caught EVERY FUCKING WEEK without a TV license, and he pretends he is trying to knock on his own door, puts a video of a microwaving chicken on, all sorts of stupid tricks.

      The fact is, if a TV license twat comes around, you say fuck off to them, then the cops have to get s warrant, in the meantime you just walk out the door holding your TV in full view of them, which is not a crime, and they cannot say you operate a TV (recieving equipt) on premises.

      The fact is, they are powerless really to check, unless you are guillible.

      I have had someone come around when I didn't have alicense (moving around as a student) I said fuck off. Heard nothing afterwards, which was wierd as I swear they are on a comission or bonus.

      my mate just put the welsh flag over his TV, the guy walked in, kinda KNEW the tv was under the flag, but thought, if I thouch this welsh guys flag he might kill me. SO there you go, sorted.

      I pay the license though. but the DVD's shoudl be cheaper to license holders, like almost free (5 squid).

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    34. Re:We do pay for it by slasar · · Score: 1


      The BritshBrainControl is the main reason Britain is so far behind the rest of the world. Political, cultural, intellectual, artistic and technological orientations are so fucking repressed it is though the people are living in a cave.

      The BBC is a royalist institution and so tethered to the central control of a narrow-minded selfish monarchy! Having lived and travelled in a variety of countries I have come to realise Britain is full of and ruled by, stuck up inbred royalist aristocrats floating on a gene pool with less depth than one of their proverbial teaspoons!

      Whoever said that the news was good really needs to get out more, the level of censorship in TV news is a disgrace. Many use the phrase auntie when talking about the BBC this is a direct relationship to the nanny state! As far as world affairs are concerned the British public are not well informed, If the people of Britain want the 'news', use the Internet. Even better use passports and aeroplanes.

    35. Re:We do pay for it by slasar · · Score: 1

      The BBC Propaganda Begins:
      On yesterday's BBC1 lunchtime news, diplomatic correspondent James Robbins declared that US relations with Iran were "looking very murky because of the nuclear threat". (BBC1, 13:00 News, January 20, 2005)

      Robbins meant, of course, the alleged nuclear threat from Iran.
      On the BBC's 18:00 news, Robbins again spoke of Iran "where the President is confronting the nuclear threat". (BBC1, 18:00 News, January 25, 2005)

      Is this balanced, objective reporting by the BBC?
      Even as the staggering catastrophe that has befallen Iraq continues to be played out, the BBC and other media are yet again preparing the public mind for war. If the public can be convinced that this latest 'threat' is real, then politicians can again unleash their bombers with impunity.
      http://www.medialens.org/alerts/2005/050121_BBC_Ir an_Propaganda.HTM

      A study was carried out by the Media Tenor group which looked at the performance of different broadcasters in five countries. They found that of the broadcasters monitored the BBC gave least airtime to dissenting opinion with just 2% of airtime given over to opponents of the war.

      The BBC is regulated by a board of governors, the twelve members of which are appointed by the Queen on the "advice" of government ministers, as the BBC puts it. For the most part, the members of the board are drawn from a narrow elite sector of society with intimate links to government and big business, unsurprising given that the appointments are at the government's discretion.
      "Representatives of the STW coalition have been invited to appear on every TV channel except the BBC. The BBC have taken a conscious decision to actively exclude Stop the War Coalition people from their programmes." https://www3.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/02/304980.ht ml

      The B ritish B rain C ontrol...
    36. Re:We do pay for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not paying for it! The BBC are fucking scum!!!

  21. I absolutely hate.. by sirdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    when the press spouts statistics without any reference as to how the data was collected..

    1. Re:I absolutely hate.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you read? It's from a survey!

    2. Re:I absolutely hate.. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      when the press spouts statistics without any reference as to how the data was collected...

      Doh! Where did you think they got it from?
      They downloaded it, of course!

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    3. Re:I absolutely hate.. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      when the press spouts statistics without any reference as to how the data was collected..

      Its not that bad, it only happens 28.7% of the time.

    4. Re:I absolutely hate.. by ScooterMcGoo · · Score: 1

      Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14 percent of all people know that. --

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    5. Re:I absolutely hate.. by anonicon · · Score: 1

      Then you must really loath Slashdot, where the posters do it even moreso. :-)

    6. Re:I absolutely hate.. by sirdude · · Score: 1

      Nothing mentioned about a survey.. not that that will help any either.. Surveys/opinion polls are all singularly flawed..

    7. Re:I absolutely hate.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They used google.

  22. Re:known for beautiful women?? by CdBee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, American girls are ridiculously underwight with grotesquely fake-looking skin. No, actually, that's not true either

    "beautiful" american girls are as above. the majority are McDonalds-stuffed rhinos

    Or shall we just stop with the stereotypes?

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  23. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shuddup unless you want a knuckle sandwich like the girls over here have had.

  24. Re:Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quiet you! They'll never find out about it if you don't mention it!

    Nothing to see here folks.

    Usenet? Why that's what they called the internet before it went global. Yup. U.S. Experimental Network. That's what it was called. Al Gore ya know, he invented it.

  25. let's see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1) American produces the most english language TV programs in the world, 2) they're shown on American TV first, 3) Australia and UK have to wait, sometimes years, to see the "latest show"

    Conclusion : some english speaking country other than America will be downloading American TV shows.

    As a guess, UK is as good as any.

    Ciao

  26. Blame the pub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often good TV progs in the UK are on stupid nights of the week like Fridays when I'm out socialising down the pub. And I often forget to set the DVD recorder so bit torrent is invaluable.

  27. Aaaaah, stereotypes by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women..."

    I'm assuming this is an attempt at sarcasm, but apart from the "wonderful climate" I wouldn't have realised. Sure we have a reputation for crap food, but then Americans have a reputation as ignorant redneck fuckwits, and we all know that's true, right?

    Hmmm, someone has a problem with Brits, no?

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    1. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Celt · · Score: 1

      no, I have a problem with Americans who voted for Bush though :)

      I'm curious did they include NI or perhaps R.Ireland in these stats?

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    2. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans have a reputation as ignorant redneck fuckwits, and we all know that's true, right?

      well, sadly that is true. however, after having spent some time in your lovely country I can honestly say that:

      your food sucks

      your climate sorta sucks (but i come from the Pacific Northwest in the states and the climate is quite comparable)

      the majority of your women are doughy and not so fantastic looking. The guys however were better looking on average than those around these parts. Perhaps we need to initiate some sort of exchange program? eer wait I guess that'd work to my disadvantage - nevermind ;)

      people are nice and relatively intelligent by and large although i found quite a few exceptions.

      I don't have a problem with brits just so you know.

    3. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by g0hare · · Score: 1

      No, just about 51% are ingnorant rednecks. But they are loud and they are proud of both being ignorant and being rednecks.

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    4. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by mboverload · · Score: 1
      I am glad you can tell the Americans who are genuinely good people apart from the rest who are running our country into the ground (in the eye of the world and financially)

      It feels good to know that people in the world know we are not all redneck-gay-hating-world-screwing people! Thank you.

    5. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I'd even agree about the weather. When the alternative is a temp. variation from -30 to +30 (and that in the city I live in alone), I'll take a nice summer's day of 22.

    6. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your food sucks

      Which is why Britain is globally recognised as being home to many of the world's top chefs, right? These days we export chefs to France. To France.

      You probably just suck at choosing restaurants.

      your climate sorta sucks

      I'll give you that.

      the majority of your women are doughy and not so fantastic looking.

      Funnily enough, we Brits think the majority of American women are hideously obese. I bet they aren't really, but it's funny how easily a stereotype blinds you to the facts, isn't it?

      The facts? Here's one fact: we export beautiful women to Hollywood. That's right, you Americans can't find enough beautiful women in your own country, so you have to give parts in your movies to British women instead.

      (You forgot to mention our teeth. By and large, our teeth really do tend to be worse than American teeth. Less so in recent years, of course.)

    7. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by master_p · · Score: 1

      I've been in London for 1 year for my masters degree. There are some incredibly sexy women there, but I wouldn't call them 'beautiful', as in 'classical beauty'. But the majority of women are not very beautiful. This is the opposite of places like Ukraine that it's really hard not to find 1.80m (and over) women with Sclenarikova-like body, legs and faces. The difference is astounding.

      British food is...what British food? It was either that I cooked or eat at McDonalds. The University restaurant was awful, and so did many of the fancier restaurants around London. I enjoyed the T-bone stake though, although it's of American origin. The good thing is that I learned to cook.

      The weather was excellent! but I suspect I was too lucky. It was 1997; rain was minimal (once a month!); in 25 November, we were playing football (i.e. soccer) with wearing summer football uniforms etc, the weather often being 25 degrees Celsium. I remember in May 97, hanging out in Brunel's campus, the Sun shining almost every day, we didn't have the courage to go in the class...

    8. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that all sounds damn cold to me, brother. I'll take 72 degrees any day thanyouverymuch.

    9. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Hang on, I thought you were all redneck-gay-screwing-world-hating people. I can't believe how wrong I was. /me watches my karma fall through the floor...

    10. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      I'd like to remind you that at least 2/3 of your population are overweight, so claiming *our* women are doughy is...well...interesting.

    11. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And regarding food... it's a largely undeserved reputation. There's a lot of great places to eat (like pubs).

      If the complaint were coming from a Frenchman, Italian or Spaniard, I'd have some respect. But people who live in a country whose major culinary export is the Big Mac and who have some of the highest rates of heart disease in the world should take a look in the mirror.

    12. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Actually, the acting is more about the fact that in general, British actresses can outact American ones.

    13. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by GauteL · · Score: 1

      You also have a reputation for not so good looking women, but so does the US.

      Being a foreigner watching american television programmes you will think they are all gorgeous, skinny women with huge tits, until you turn 13 and start actually meeting americans and people that have lived there.

      The british reputation of mingers is not fully deserved I realised after moving here. It will never reach the heights of my scandinavian home though ;-).

    14. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Go on then, what parts of the UK did you visit to sample our food? Because I hear this complaint, and it's normally from people who've eaten at the nearest place to a major tourist attraction in London, that do generally suck (they don't have to try to hard).

    15. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Bertie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides which, American food is frequently diabolical. They seem to make it really difficult for you to eat healthily. You put weight on just looking at it. Everything seems to be served up between two slices of bread, with fries accompanying. The bread's full of sugar, too, for good measure. And everything seems to be tinkered with. I mean, you get orange juice with calcium in it, and water with added vitamins. Why not just, you know, eat a balanced diet?

      Last time I went there, by the time I came back I was absolutely desperate for some fresh cooked vegetables. I felt like I was malnourished, yet I'd visibly gained weight.

      Oh, and just what on earth is that shit you think passes for bacon, eh? It's like pork scratchings, for fuck's sake.

      Britain's come a hell of a long way on the food front in the last fifteen years or so, I'd say. People's palates have become a lot more cosmopolitan, and the supermarkets are full of variety (although the meat's gone to shit, it's fair to say). Restaurants have come on in leaps and bounds - people eat out far more regularly these days and they're a lot more educated about what they're ordering too.

    16. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you want good meat, find a good local butcher or a farmer's market.

      Not all butchers are good. Some just buy in stuff. But if you can find a good one, you'll get lovely meat that's been properly hung. I buy bacon at a farmers market - properly cured, tastes lovely.

    17. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also American Chocolate

      I can't stand that crap they keep calling "Milk chocolate". Give me a bar of Cadbury's any day of the week thanks!

    18. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by adeniscool · · Score: 1

      I think stereotypes can be applied to cultures to a degree. If you grow up somewhere and the norm is to act in a certain way then you, and all the people from the place you grew up, will appear that certain way to people from a place where the norm is different.

      I'm not English or American. But I have met many people from both cultures as they tend to visit here ( New Zealand ) in large numbers.

      From my experience Americans are loud, but they are not arrogant, not individually anyway, the vast majority I've met have been friendly and quite easy going.

      The English on the other hand ( to a greater or lesser degree ) come across as both rude and arrogant, their backpackers have an especially poor reputation down under.

      Of course I could have just had a run of bad luck, maybe all the friendly easy going English stay home?

    19. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      Though you have to hand it to them, they know how to make ice cream.

    20. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by hoofie · · Score: 1
      I've just come back from a two week holiday in the US - one week in Key Largo/Florida Keys and one week in Orlando. As a Subject of Her Majesty, let me make the following observations :

      1. Food - rubbish. Trying to get anything that isn't a burger/hot dog/steak/fried chicken is impossible. God help you if you are a vegetarian. Listen, fresh vegetables are GOOD for you.
      2. Women - seriously overweight/ugly. Ok nice teeth, but as for the rest...also, American woman : please read a fashion magazine now and then. There ARE other clothes apart from jeans/denim skirts.
      3. Weather - ok, I'll give you this one.
      4. People - on the whole friendly, except for the following : immigration staff [you CAN smile you know] and fast-food workers.

      Ok, I enjoyed myself, but you have got to do something about the welcome [not] you receive when people visit the US on holiday. There are a lot of adverts running on TV in the UK at the moment persuading people to come to the US. Funny how they don't mention the 3 hour queues at immigration...

    21. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by zootm · · Score: 1

      London's not the same as the rest of the UK in terms of climate, you have to remember that you've got northern England and Scotland which are less than beautiful climates (although, just to defy me, the weather out of the window here in Edinburgh is beautiful).

      As for British food, since the UK has such a deep history, it's very regional. I love haggis, I think everyone should try it. But it's not a national food of the UK, just a part of it. Sausages and various other things are local food in other areas, I've never been that southerly in England for long enough to really take in the local food, though. In London, though, you'll be really lucky to find any local food.

      As for the women thing, I personally much prefer the looks of general British women to "1.80m (and over) women with Sclenarikova-like body, legs and faces", although, yes, this seems to be the "classical" view of beauty (although how classical it is is beyond me).

      All matters of opinion I guess!

    22. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeaaaahhhh Hawwwwww

    23. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by eboot · · Score: 1

      Hmm anecdotal evidence to form an opinion on a culture? Well ok I have a piece of anecdotal evidence information myself - the only people who I know who went backpacking in New Zealand were there because they wanted no cultural insights and they didnt want to meet interesting people all they wanted from it was sun, sea, pretty landscape and to drink themselves stupid. They got exactly what they wanted from that experience. Therefore I can come to the conclusion that only retarded people would backpack around New Zealand because it is a cultural vacuum with boring people in it with it's only redeeming feature being it's pretty landscape. Sorry, but for making comments like that, as a British person I am proud to be rude to you. Just because we all saw how beautiful New Zealand is in LOTR doesnt mean were prepared to forgive you for your total lack of culture. How do you like that stereotype?

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    24. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Most "ice cream" here is terrible. One exception is a company I know in Wiltshire called Hill Station. Their stuff beats B&Js.

    25. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *clap* *clap* *clap*

      Plus, bonus points for introducing assorted American fuckwits to the word "fuckwit".

    26. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      English backpackers have a pretty lousy reputation in England, too. Fortunately, we've a long and illustrious tradition of taking our most obnoxious inhabitants and shipping them down under.

      Once we called them convicts, but now they prefer the term "Travellers." (For some reason, when you -- accurately -- call the "tourists" they get all snooty. Fecking middle class tossers).

    27. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Malc · · Score: 1

      If it's the UK, then why the hell would they include the Republic of Ireland? Ignorance?

      UK = United Kingdom of Great Briton and Northern Ireland.

    28. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Malc · · Score: 1

      The national dish is curry.

      Are you telling me you haven't been out for 10 pints in three hours followed by a vindaloo? The obviously haven't experienced the real culture yet.

    29. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in italy i get the best ice creams !!!

    30. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Malc · · Score: 2, Funny

      And before anybody chimes in and says things have changed since 11th Sept: sorry to break it to you, but immigration has always been this way. I first visited the US 15 years ago, and welcome at the border was horrendous. It really makes you question why you're visiting and puts a bad impression on a trip before it's even begun. I haven't been to the US for 5 years since some jumped-up-abover-her-station power-tripping working-class trash with a gun decided to falsely accuse me of working illegally in the US and refused me entry to the country. I'll spend my money elsewhere thank as they've obviously got enough and the recession they've just had can't have been that bad.

    31. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Celt · · Score: 1

      it wouldn't be the first time a english paper included R.Ireland in a survey about all things UK!

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    32. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, someone has a problem with Brits, no?

      No, not at all, we just forgot "thick-skinned."

    33. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Informative

      classical beauty? You mean fat and pasty? cos thats what classical beauty is, just take a skeg at all those old painting of naked women.

    34. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you mean Brunel University no wonder you didn't see any beautiful women. There are basically no women in Brunel university. There is about 5 guys to every girl. I was at Brunel myself back in 96.

    35. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just another colony, right?

      *runs away very fast*

    36. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Tassach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because the British entertainment industry actually respects talent and employs people who possess it, whereas Hollywood is focused almost entirely on cosmetic appearance.

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    37. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Except, of course, the arguably greatest ice cream to ever exist - Cornish.

    38. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the ones that travel; yes a different thing; they have a rep in the UK for being mainly pretentious twats... in a similar way all the Canadians I've met in the UK have been absolutely nuts, but friends who've gone there inform me that the people who live there are fine!

    39. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the 'welcome' at immigration totally sucks, really puts a downer on the way in, plus whats up with having to fill in the stupid form where you have to tick if your a terrorist, does that really work? I mean come on their not going to tick 'yes' are they, wtf is that about?

    40. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but that doesn't mean the quality of the food is bad, it just means it's bad for you.

    41. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Everything seems to be served up between two slices of bread, with fries accompanying.

      Many Americans perceive getting a lot of food to be a good value, hence the large portions, serve it up with fries, etc.

      Really if you want to eat healthily you need to cook your own food. Eat out and you'll be sure to get too much food that's full of saturated fat.

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    42. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a little bitter. I really have to laugh at this whole discussion. Brits complaining about not being treated nice. Welcome to our world, pinhead. Ya know, cause there isn't much knee-jerk anti-Americanism in the world. So why don't you just cry me a river.

    43. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Tsugumi · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I visited pre 9/11 they were ruder than post. They actually seemed slightly apologetic when they were taking my finger prints and retina scans.

    44. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen of Florida, the food is mostly poor. Don't take that as a reflection of the US though. San Francisco, by comparison has excellent food (though it is a bit expensive).

      The thing thing that most Europeans and Britains don't realize about the US is how large and diverse it is. There are large scale regional differences between the east, west, south, and midwest and many differences between bordering states in the same region. Fashion sense for instance is entirely different in New York than it is in Florida. In other words, don't judge the entire US by a visit to a single state.

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    45. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      London's like a different country, though. Imagining the rest of the UK is like London is like assuming that the USA is full of wise-cracking taxi drivers, steam issuing from the streets, and millions of people packed into a small space after just seeing New York.

    46. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get great fast food in the USA that this Englishman likes. Look for a Schlotzkys (spelling?)

    47. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The good thing is that I learned to cook."

      All of us in Britain have had to learn to cook because the food sucked.
      It's been the same for many hundreds of years, and explains why the food is so varied and delicious here. :)

    48. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      Diverse my arse...

      The natural landscape may be diverse but I could put you in any strip mall or suburb in the US and you would have no idea where you were. Now you could probably say the same in the UK (although we don't have strip malls in the same way) or within France or within Spain, but go from one to the other and there will be a greater degree of difference than you could find in the continental US.

    49. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the odds are that this guy ate every meal in either the Angus Steak House, the Aberdeen Steak House or Garfunkels somewhere around Leicester Square?

    50. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      You were at brunel at that time? hmm.. so was i, and yes '97 summer was gorgeous! but you missed 2003 which was an absolute scorder.. the whole summer... 2004 was a bit of a wet drib..

      Actually, i find on years ending in an odd number, tend to be sunny, but years ending in an even number are a bit cooler.. its been like that for 7 or 8 years now..

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    51. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by cliffski · · Score: 1

      couldn't agree more. London has some superb restaurants if you know where to go. The Oxo Tower is one such superb example.

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    52. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the English, the Welsh, the Scots, the Irish.
      But I hate the British.

      actually I love the British too, but that doesn't sound quite as funny as the mean comment above.

    53. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by cliffski · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I don't recall ever hearing about an essex woman being taken to hospital by truck.

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    54. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      Obviously you have never been to the Fat Duck, Gordon Ramsey or Le Gavroche all of which have three Michelin stars and two of which have consistently been rated in the world's top 10 restaurants.

      Where did you eat? I could suggest a large number of fantastic restaurants in London, St John's for traditional English food is fantastic for example.

      As for the women, well I'll admit that LA is pretty good for seeing stunning women but go to the mid west and unless you love big hair and gigantic arses you are out of luck.

    55. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by anonicon · · Score: 1

      Thank God there are foreigners who understand that we're not all heart-and-soul True Believers of Dumbfuckistan.

    56. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an attitude like that, it's no wonder there's anti-Americanism.

    57. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Last I heard was that anyone with any sort of criminal conviction or blemish on their record had to get a Visa to visit the US.

      So; if you want to take a family holiday in Disneyland, but Mummy or Daddy have a driving conviction from way back when, you have to make a journey to London or Belfast (possibly over 1 or 2 nights and involving a journey of hundreds of miles) to get the Visa, with no guarantee of being let in.

      Look; don't get me wrong. No country wants to let in hordes of convicted criminals/terrorists/whatever; and I'm sure bad motorists aren't the intended target of the legislation. In addition it would also be quite reasonable for the US government to say "we'll let you in, but you can't drive here".

      But this is *way* over the top; apart from the unfriendly signal it sends to all holidaymakers, anyone in that position is going to realise it's more hassle than it's worth to even consider visiting the US, and go somewhere else.

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    58. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stereotypes serve the purpose of referencing a global pattern: this global pattern is in turn derived from a study of historical behaviors in the particular context.

      The purpose you seem to propose,that modeled after the egalitarian model, died with the latter day invocations of democracy.

      Now, the political context pre-defines the context
      and taints the type.

    59. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      You can get plenty of non-hot-dog type food in the US. Your argument is bogus... you can get vegetarian meals here too.

    60. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Getting good food in the States really depends on either your being able to cook or living with someone who can (Mom!)

      I'm a freakin *college* student, and instead of putting on the "freshman 15" of extra weight my first semester, I *lost* 10 pounds due in part to learning my way around a kitchen from mom, and realizing that cooking for myself is healthier and cheaper.

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    61. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this is true in the UK as well. I know lots of people for whom "all you can eat" is a challenge not to be shirked.

    62. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by hoofie · · Score: 1

      You can get plenty of non-hot-dog type food in the US. Your argument is bogus... you can get vegetarian meals here too.

      I'm sure you can..but from what I saw of Orlando, it's not one of those places..

      To all the rest of the posters - yes I know Florida is not representative and the US is a diverse country. BUT...I still stand by what I saw and experienced.

      p.s. everyone disagrees with my comments about the food, but no-one has argued with those about the women !

      p.p.s. I did a quick straw poll of my colleagues who have recently been to the US - all had horror stories about US immigration staff.

    63. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Strip malls are all alike, but that says nothing about the cultural differences.

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    64. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by tealover · · Score: 1

      Really? So Hillary Swank is 'cosmetically' appealing?

      I thought the movie industries (elsewhere) typically hired attractive people for leading roles and average looking people for character roles. I wasn't aware the British industry was more democratic in its process.

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    65. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

      Nah, our women are 10X better looking. They're only a shade fatter on average.

    66. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but you could do the same with a Japanese strip mall. Well, barring the obvious fact that everyone's Japanese and so are the signs.

      However, it's trivial to see large differences in the landscape. We have two mountain ranges, huge prairie, giant deserts, salt flats, a long staight coastline, a cove-filled coastline, a string of tropic islands that you can drive a hundred miles down, including one bridge that's seven miles long, etc. We even have artic tundra and volcanic islands, if you count Alaska and Hawaii.

      Me? I can tell if I'm in the north or the south of my state simply by looking around. The north has mountains, the south does not.

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    67. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      Look; don't get me wrong. No country wants to let in hordes of convicted criminals/terrorists/whatever;

      It's pretty well known that Canada takes in foreign criminals, terrorists, and et cetera.

    68. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by tcr · · Score: 1

      Enjoyed your post, but I had to grin when I imagined what it would be like to wander to my nearby club shop and ask for this season's "football uniform" !

      :-)

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    69. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It's pretty well known that Canada takes in foreign criminals, terrorists, and et cetera.

      Criminals by which judicial system and under what sort of regime?

      If you're going to come out with stuff like that- which may well be true- you should at least give some examples to back it up.

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    70. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by EnglishSteve · · Score: 1

      As an English expatriate living in the US (Arizona, to be precise), here's my take:

      1. Yes, a lot of American food is truly awful, and fattening - but like anywhere, if you seek it out, wonderful, healthy food can be found.

      2. I agree - On the whole I find most American women to be either a) overweight and sow-like breeders or b) fake tits, fake teeth, fake personality.

      Like the food, there are gems out there, though - they're just hard to find (and most of the good ones are taken).

      3. I've travelled to large parts of the US (34 states now, I think) and large parts of it have *horrible* weather - too cold and snowy in winter, too hot and sticky in summer. I do, however, like the weather here in AZ, largely because of the lack of humidity.

      4. It's odd, I've never had much of a problem with immigration people - and never had a wait longer than an hour (this is over the course of 15 years going back and forth).

      Steve in AZ

    71. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I've talked to people about restaurants and one of the measures of quality is whether they could "hardly stand up" afterwards.

    72. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Whehn I lived in Los Angeles I visited Florida. The "fried state" seemed to me to be an appropriate stat monniker; it seems to apply to all the food and most of the people there.

      California is pretty good for food and restaurants; some would argue and probably rightly so that the rest of the US follows California food fashion.

      Bur Florida? Holy mother of God... a glass of (undrinkable) water with deep fried ice cubes is a but much.

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    73. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The big difference with British films and actors is that they generally come through the theatre, unlike Hollywood which generally comes through TV, music or modelling.

      British actors are often used for character roles because they can do them so brilliantly (because they have the training). If you think of most British actors, like Patrick Stewart, Anthony Hopkins, Daniel Day-Lewis, Alec Guinness, Ben Kingsley and Ralph Fiennes, Kenneth Branagh they all were theatrical actors.

      I think we act as a fill-in for where the US doesn't have enough talent. The reason why we have very few "stars" (except maybe Catherine Zeta Jones) is that you have enough people heading for that.

      Also, we don't make films quite like Hollywood movies. We don't make giant size blockbusters because most studios would be putting their existence on the line - so often they are smaller films that serve an audience looking for something a little different.

      There are, however a lot of good US character actors as well. People like William H Macy, Samuel L Jackson, Kevin Spacey, Holly Hunter and Jennifer Jason Leigh.

    74. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      What's bad for you about British food that isn't bad for you about food from the USA?

    75. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by rs79 · · Score: 1

      The natural landscape may be diverse but I could put you in any strip mall or suburb in the US and you would have no idea where you were

      This is not just a US problem. I spent a week in Heathrow one night on a layover; we left the UK in 1964 and I'd only been back once, in 1970.

      If I hadn't known better I would have thought I was in O'Hare or LAX, not Heathrow. Budweiser, Marlboros, ALL THE SAME shops I'm used to in the US. Only the funny accents and proponderance of grey pinstripe suits was the tipoff.

      And yes, it's absolutely true you can drive all around the contiguous 48 US states and all the highways and shitty fast food places are the same; Bakerfield to Pittburgh - you could be anywhere; the strip malls ARE all the same.

      So stay away from strip malls. Spend a day in San Fransisco and a day in New York in the city where there are no strip malls.

      Suburbia is the same everywhere...

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    76. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by rs79 · · Score: 1

      've been in London for 1 year for my masters degree.... ...the weather often being 25 degrees Celsium

      What kind of degree?

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    77. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      The main courses may have improved in the restaurants but the side vegetables served with any meal are without exception inedible. Unless you go to a good vegetarian restaurant. Cooking vegtables properly is the one thing that british chefs can't do.

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    78. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know .. that's not really a good statement to misread.

      'Their stuff beats BJs.'

      If that's the case, it's being done wrong ;)

    79. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Which is why Britain is globally recognised as being home to many of the world's top chefs, right?

      That's completely irrelevent to what most people eat. For every 'top chef' there are a million people eating bland chip butties or boiled vegetables or frozen pizza.

    80. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Florida is a big place. There are plenty of good places to eat, both in the cities and on the coast. But I have found, having grown up there, that the tourists usually stay in a fairly small area: Orlando, parts of Miami, maybe the Keys if they're daring. Since the locals and the tourists really don't mix all that much, it's no wonder that the former find out and go to the really good places, and the latter probably just go to the strip near their hotel and theme park.

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    81. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by master_p · · Score: 1

      MSc in software engineering.

    82. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by SerialEx13 · · Score: 1

      There have been ones headlines about Muslims, Germans, and such. CanWest Global often likes to bring such people to attention and the opposition Conservatives in parliament will of course then blame our immigration department. Sorry that I cannot provide any links at the moment as news story tends to fall off of the net and most of these chases I hear about from television.

    83. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh don't knock the bacon. If it weren't called bacon I gaurantee you'd like it.

    84. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by adeniscool · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you just reinforced my argument that the English come across to others as rude and arrogant. Sorry, but for making comments like that, as a British person I am proud to be rude to you. Just because we all saw how beautiful New Zealand is in LOTR doesnt mean were prepared to forgive you for your total lack of culture. How do you like that stereotype?

    85. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh - I've read slashdot.org for a long time, and I've always resisted posting, until now.

      I'm a Brit, but I lived in Rochester, NY for over a year (and came back a little over 2 years ago), and have been back quite a few times since. Both the company I work for and my girlfriend are there.

      I think to really get to know a place, you need to live there, get to make friends there and live like the locals. One week in Orlando doesn't cut it, just as a week in London doesn't. they are both tourist spots, and as a tourist it is hard to break through the barrier to how the locals live.

      Food - Britain has a bad reputation, but we do have some great food. Our best dishes are mostly the homemade variety - try the pubs to get some if you are a visitor. However, to find the decent food, you have to know where to look; just as you do in the US. It isn't all burgers/hot dogs in the US, but if you don't know where to look, that may be what you get stuck with. I've had great food in both places.

      Women - I've found the women in both places to be almost identical as to average attractiveness etc. The women in my age range (I'm 23) in the US seem more dedicated to working out, but also they eat unhealthy "treat" food more often. It balances out.

      Weather - The US is so big, it is hard to make a comparison to Britain. Rochester is bloody cold, and the novelty of the snow soon wears off. Overall, I grew up with the British climate, and I do like it - it isn't as bad as the stereotype. My girlfriend, shocked on her first visit thought we'd intentionally spread a rumour to keep tourists away. :/

      People - Again, a balance. In the US people are more open to you right away, but less become as genuine friends over time. In Britain, it is harder to get going, but you form strong bonds. This is the same observation my gf made (she lived here for a year after we came back from US). I'll agree about the immigration staff, they are always very unwelcoming. However, the US service is great - I'd love to see that over here.

      Basically, my point is we have similar cultures, and it is a balancing act in my experience. I think you need to live there to break through the "tourist wall", and to experience the place properly.

      IMHO, both the stereotypes of the US and the UK are wrong.

    86. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by eboot · · Score: 1

      I have no problem being rude and arrogant to you because, yes, you are a cock and I am better than you.
      Stereotyping cultures is equivalent to racism.
      Remember, Jews love money and all Arabs are terrorists!
      But a well known sterotype of the region you live in is the xenophobia you exude, which I guess is a sterotype you choose to reinforce.
      You can't say that stereotypes can be applied to cultures, especially negative ones. Because it's these sterotypes which lead to the 'us and them' syndrome.

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    87. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      German war criminals?

      Wonder how long ago they got in?

      At any rate, it could be a shrewd move; let the war criminals in (knowingly, but don't tell them that), then you know where they are. Once they're all in Canada, arrest them and put them on trial.

      Personally, I don't give a fuck how old they are. All I care about is whether they get a fair trial or not. If they can (admittedly a big 'if'), and they're found guilty, I'd quite happily make them suffer horribly for the rest of their squalid little lives.

      I never got that 'old men' thing. On the contrary, the fact that they'd evaded justice up until the end of their lives means they should be punished more severely if anything.

      By the time they get to that age, death would probably be a minor punishment; better to keep them alive in prison for as long as possible, with no visits, TV, radio, etc.

      Too many people escaped justice at the end of WWII. I don't care that it's 60 years on; it's not acceptable that these vermin make it through their lives without meeting justice.

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    88. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by adeniscool · · Score: 1

      *shrug*, while you are possibly a troll I'll respond once more in the hopes of clarifying my position for you.

      I said stereotypes can be applied 'to a degree', everyone is different and by no means would I ever judge someone on anything other than their personal merits. If you thought my post was about racism then you are mistaken.

      Having said that most of the Englishmen I've met have come across as rude in *my personal experience* while most of the Americans I've met have not. ( Not all, most! )

      I was trying to say that there is probably some sort of cultural rift that causes this perception on my part.

      Perhaps an example is in order, in some Chinese dialects the polite way to pose a question is to give the recipient the option to refuse - but when translated into English this can be perceived as pushy ( 'You want beer or not?' ) - its not that the seller is being impolite, quite the opposite, its that there is a cultural gap.

      If we understand that gap then we can better relate to people from that culture no? If I understand why people from England (not Scotland or Wales or Ireland, specifically England ) seem to come across as rude then won't I be in a better position not to feel offended if they do?

      You'll also note that I was careful to say that that maybe things were different back in merry ol' England. Several other posters pointed out that there were problems like this with backpackers from any culture. So maybe its a backpacker thing, not an English thing at all?

      Finally in your earlier post, you weren't rude to me personally, you attacked all of Australasia. And using exactly the xenophobic methods you claim to despise. I'd suggest that if you really care so much about good will between peoples ( a noble cause! ) then you should start by chilling out a little bit and taking a less confrontational approach. Perhaps you could try being friendly and easy going, like the Americans? :)

      I have no problem being rude and arrogant to you because, yes, you are a cock and I am better than you. Stereotyping cultures is equivalent to racism. Remember, Jews love money and all Arabs are terrorists! But a well known sterotype of the region you live in is the xenophobia you exude, which I guess is a sterotype you choose to reinforce. You can't say that stereotypes can be applied to cultures, especially negative ones. Because it's these sterotypes which lead to the 'us and them' syndrome.

    89. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by eboot · · Score: 1

      Ok I like where you have taken this argument and agree with you wholeheartedly, but this is far removed from the original point you made. It is far removed enough to make a misinterpretation from me almost impossible and I believe the fact that you are linking this with your original statement because in hindsight you realise that the line of logic you followed was just plain wrong, using examples of a particular slice of the backpacker culture (the backpackers who go to Australasia are often very different from the ones who go to Asia or South America, all twats, just different types of twats). The comments I made were not meant to infer any insult on Australasia I was just following the same line of logic you were (but in reverse), making a judgement call on the place and culture you live in based on the type of people who go there, or as I said in that comment, anecdotal evidence. The LOTR comment was below the belt though, Im sorry about that. But yes, you are right, Americans and Australasians do have many cultural similarities. But just think how you look from 'rude and arrogant' side of the fence too. All the Americans and Australasians I have met are uncouth, impolite and culturally lacking (i.e they don't read at all, have no idea about the world around them and celebrate there own ignorence). It doesn't mean I can say Australiasians and Americans are uncouth, impolite and uncultured because I have not really experienced their culture (to really do so, in my belief, requires about twenty years, and for some cultures it is a lifetime i.e. Chinese, Indian or Arabic simply because of the variety) I'd also like to point out the comment made earlier by the person who said that the UK has traditionally sent the detrius of it's society 'down under' is indicitve of the attitude that many people in the UK have as far as Australasia is concerned and was far ruder and more arrogant than anything I said (although quite amusing) So, to clarify, I attacked your argument rather than your culture and am not guilty of the stereotyping you accused me of and you have learnt a lesson about making sweeping statments and applying stereotypes based on anecdotal evidence from a section of British society because, whatever your views on the cultural differences between our people, it is still a stupid thing to say...

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    90. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by adeniscool · · Score: 1

      My original post was in response to another poster who claimed that all Americans were loud, arrogant and obnoxious, which isn't my experience. I think you've picked it up out of context which is probably part of the problem. That and the fact I think I posted in reply to the wrong thread. Doh.

      Perhaps it was poorly put, and I apologise, it wasnt my intention to make a sweeping generalisation just to convey what my experience as a 3rd party had been.

      Bizzarely enough tho I found your rude, confrontational and condescending style to almost exactly match the stereotype associated with the English.

      Regardless of wether you agreed or disagreed with what I said saying things like I have no problem being rude and arrogant to you because, yes, you are a cock and I am better than you. don't lend any weight to your argument of 'dude, we know some english backpackers are twats, but if you are judging everyone on that subset then you need to think again' rather its like someone saying 'all the english people I've met are quite violent' and then you smacking them upside the head for it. It doesn't exactly help their perception.

      Just a little cross cultural note for next time :)

      Oh and by the way, the landscape in LOTR was heavily digitally edited, New Zealand ( or rather the South Island ) is much more impressive.

    91. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by eboot · · Score: 1
      You think I'm arrogant? Try not to sound so amazingly condescending next time you reply to my comment, as you admitted in your comment, it was you who made the mistake. Im sorry if you posted in the wrong thread, but the original comment was close to the description you gave, but only if misinterpreted, here is the original text:

      I'm assuming this is an attempt at sarcasm, but apart from the "wonderful climate" I wouldn't have realised. Sure we have a reputation for crap food, but then Americans have a reputation as ignorant redneck fuckwits, and we all know that's true, right? Hmmm, someone has a problem with Brits, no?

      The poster is sarcastically calling Americans ignorant redneck fuckwits, not suggesting they are. He is comparing their reputation to the state of English cuisine which is considered crap but is in fact very good at the moment. He is saying that just because people think Americans are ignorent racists, doesnt mean they are. Looking back on it, I can see that it is possible your comment had nothing to do with the parent but from my perspective it then appeared as if you misinterpreted this comment and proceeded to turn it around, suggesting that in fact you found English people to be by and large rude and arrogant based on those you had met i.e. the anecdotal evidence. I then turned your argument around by using your logic saying that 'well based on the type of people I know who go to New Zealand from England, i can tell what the people over there are like'. I admit it was a little standoffish but come on you opened with a comment in a thread about the UK describing us, in your experience, as rude and arrogant. You don't just say those things without expecting some sort of response.

      I insulted you because you replied to my response with a 'funny' quip about how this is exactly the sort of arrogance you expected, when I was pointing out the your illogical answer based on anecdotal evidence. You obviously missed the point and dismissed me in a totally arrogant manner. It made me angry. Sorry.

      Im going to leave this argument being a rude and arrogant Brit. But next time you want to call a culture rude and arrogant try not to sound so superior when someone challenges you. Being condescending is the combined distillation of the qualities you accuse me and my culture of.

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    92. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by eboot · · Score: 1

      Ignorant not ignorent. Sorry, no excuse for poor spelling and no previewing!

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    93. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      We get great food in Australia (an amazing range of fresh ingredients plus an enourmous range of different cultural influences) - but I would have to admit that chip butties are a weakness of mine on occasion...

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    94. Re:Aaaaah, stereotypes by tealover · · Score: 1

      British actors are used in American movies to lend a certain aesthetic. There is no dearth of character actors working in Hollywood, any casting agent will tell you that. But it's easier to use a British actor to indulge the audience's stereotpes for certain roles -- prim, proper, anal retentive, nasaly, etc.

      American actors are used for roles that typically offer a "realness" and a certain down-to-earth quality that British actors have never been able to deliver to an American audience. These type of roles are the preponderance of work availabel to character actors in America.

      This is also another reason why there so few break out British stars. Australian stars (Nicole Kidman, Russel Crowe) tend to be more readily accepted by American audiences for the reasons I've just mentioned. They are believable and seem approachable.

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  28. Excuse me? by alexwcovington · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry if I'm stating the obvious, but it's television. Signals broadcast through the air. Sorry to burst the bubbles of the folks in Hollywood, but you can't control the genie if you're throwing it out of the bottle at the speed of light. Accept the fact that people have the right to record their television shows, and don't complain when they trade them.

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    1. Re:Excuse me? by chthon · · Score: 1
      1. Bottle up all broadcasts through cable
      2. Forbid transmitting by means of airwaves
      3. No SETI project will ever find life on the basis of radiotransmissions anymore
    2. Re:Excuse me? by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Accept the fact that people have the right to record their television shows

      Yes, they do - that's specifically allowed for in copyright law.

      don't complain when they trade them

      That doesn't follow. Just because I'm allowed to record a TV show for the purposes of time-shifting doesn't mean that I'm allowed to copy it and give it to you. The copyright holder still retains copyright over it. Also, what people seem to forget is that while you are allowed to time-shift broadcasts, you're not actually allowed to keep them indefinitely (at least under UK copyright law).

      Now, I'm not saying that there's really any point to complaining about people trading recordings of broadcasts, but they're within their legal rights to do so. If you don't like that, don't moan about the studios, moan about the law that allows them to do it, and work to get it changed. You can't really blame them for acting within their rights.

    3. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      copyright holder copyright holder, my god, god bless copyright holder.

      YOU YOU fellons, how do you dare to give away and use what i detain the copyright ?!

      You terrorist !!! How do you dare to share what you don't own ?!

      WE, copyright holders, will clear your memory after you will watch OUR products so you will no longer infringe our copyright having a own copy in your damn mind !

    4. Re:Excuse me? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > No SETI project will ever find life on the basis of radiotransmissions anymore

      How funny would it be if SETI finally detected an intelligent signal, our best and brightest minds spend a decade decoding it, only to be SUED in Galactic Court for breaking the encryption!

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    5. Re:Excuse me? by Svencer · · Score: 1

      The right to make personal copies of television programming is a grey area in U.S. copyright law. Only a few personal copying uses have been explicitly recognized by the courts ("time shifting" and "space shifting" for example). Making copies for "archiving" purposes is very borderline, at least by 1984 standards.

      That said, it seems likely that sharing copies among family and close friends would be considered legal (because courts in the U.S. are often but not invariably wary of interfering with what people do in a home setting). Uploading to a P2P system is, of course, a different matter.

    6. Re:Excuse me? by Mike626 · · Score: 1
      That is an excellent point. The Television Industry is concerned about viewers recording shows and are putting a stop to it in a number of ways. Sometimes they strong arm DVR producers, or convince the manufactures of DVR devices to cripple features... and of course they are lobbying hard for the broadcast flag.

      But what is interesting is that, at least for network television, they are using our airwaves. You know, the ones that we as a people license to them via the FCC? If they broadcast a television show into my house and over my airwaves, don't I have the right to do what I want with that data?

      Perhaps threatening to pull licenses from each of the affiliates of a given network, like NBC would get their attention that we are not messing around. The gravy train is over, guys. You can continue to make a profit, but no more gouging. Cope.

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    7. Re:Excuse me? by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

      at least by 1984 standards.

      You do mean the book, right?

    8. Re:Excuse me? by guidemaker · · Score: 1

      Also, what people seem to forget is that while you are allowed to time-shift broadcasts, you're not actually allowed to keep them indefinitely (at least under UK copyright law).

      I'm pretty sure you're wrong about this. When the copyright laws were being revised in the mid-eighties, they considered putting in a 'time-shifting' clause which would specifically allow for time-shifting, but would mandate a limit on the time you'd be allowed to keep the tape. In the event, this clause never made it into legislation, mainly because it was stupid and unenforceable.

    9. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a non sequitur. Copyright law doesn't restrict copying it restricts PUBLICATION. (as in reproduction for money).

      trading isn't publication, and thus can only be banned by copyright law on the grounds that trading harms publication.

      Which is doesn't.

    10. Re:Excuse me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, they do - that's specifically allowed for in copyright law.

      That's what happens when you get legislators to pass a law on something they do not know how it works or what limitations (or lack thereof) might occur.

      See, people with no domain knowledge trying to tell people how they should do things.

      Get your legislator to change it or try to oust him/her. That's the way of democracy.

      The law is stupid. And you don't have to whine about it. Go change it instead.

    11. Re:Excuse me? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      Accept the fact that people have the right to record their television shows


      Yes, they do - that's specifically allowed for in copyright law.

      Mind that it's not specifically allowed for in US copyright law.

      Also, what people seem to forget is that while you are allowed to time-shift broadcasts, you're not actually allowed to keep them indefinitely (at least under UK copyright law).

      Over here, if it would be a fair use to record it, it likely wouldn't matter if you keep it indefinitely. Keeping it doesn't infringe; it merely has an affect (probably not a great one) on the fair use analysis regarding whether you could record it at all.

      If you don't like that, don't moan about the studios, moan about the law that allows them to do it, and work to get it changed. You can't really blame them for acting within their rights.

      What's wrong with both?
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  29. Couple things to think about by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    Considering the population of Britain, and especially comparing it to the population of a huge country like the United States, that little group of TV-program pirates take up a huge amount of bandwidth.

    I guess you can understand the low volume in the U.S., the television programs, though low in quality, are high in production value. I've never seen a high-production value British program. That kind of glitter and chintz keeps people coming back to American programming (which, aside from Japanese anime porn) is what I figure these downloaders are interested in.

    Face it. On the evolutionary scale, we're all still fascinated by der blinkenlights.

    1. Re:Couple things to think about by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I guess you can understand the low volume in the U.S., the television programs, though low in quality, are high in production value. I've never seen a high-production value British program.

      In the US, you can see everything you want on cable first runs. If you want a copy you can TiVO it. In the rest of the world, we have to wait months, or up to two years for them to show up on our sets. In Hong Kong I can buy the Sopranos and Six Feet Under on DVD six months or a year before they're shown on TV. I'm not devoted enough to download them though.

      But as for production quality; there are many, especially historical, British TV series of world class and the nature documentaries are the best in the world; often if you look at the credits you'll note they're co-productions with American, Canadian, Australian networks to spread the cost.

    2. Re:Couple things to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't really compare the production values of one-offs like documentaries of Britain with the everyday programming of the U.S. They are two completely different genres.

      Compare apples to apples, the average British sitcom/news program/game show with the average American corollary and it isn't even a contest. British television (excluding documentaries, as noted above) is currently where American television was 20 years ago.

    3. Re:Couple things to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i live in britain. i used try to make films and quit when i realised i would be stuck in brit TV.
      imagine when theres money to be spent it is stretched and then squandered on 'big name' mediocre nobodies on drama one-offs that make 'desperate housewives' look like kafka.

      thats why our comedy does so well. [eg blackadder, monty python etc]
      a/ we produce so much of it because it is cheap/ because it is cheap its main fuel has to be wit and funniness.
      thers a hell of a lot of unfunny comedy tv here that luckily for you does not get bought.

      americans do things big. they realise how muich money good tv makes if they spend the money [if 80 countries buy it... ..wow]
      tey shoot on film exclusively. the brits love tape.
      the writers try their best to get past execs, sponsors and censors etc to make intelligent touchoing stories.
      the brits writers are talentless [lets face it they would be in hollywood if they werent][except a few] and grateful for paid work.
      amaericans should be proud of the few true gems they produce.
      everything happens in 'reality' in Us tv. they are not shy of usng many scenes and locations.
      brit tv tends to stay [cheaply] in the studio or a vacant lot so it always looks like the 60's era bbc are directing one of your more 'boring' dreams.

    4. Re:Couple things to think about by CdBee · · Score: 1

      You'll notice if you look that the download/torrent sites are packed with.... Father Ted. Black Books. Blackadder. Mr.Bean. Space Odyssey. Red Dwarf. Big Brother.

      yes, there's a lot of American sci-fi which appears on Torrents before it is shown on UK terrestrial TV, but I'd say a large proportion of Brits are downloading domestic content. Nobody here wants to watch Fear Factor, Survivor or jeopardy..... that glitz doesn't appeal to us Brits, it just looks appallingly tacky and vulgar.

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    5. Re:Couple things to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that glitz doesn't appeal to us Brits, it just looks appallingly tacky and vulgar. ... which validates this biting sarcasm in the writeup: "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    6. Re:Couple things to think about by CdBee · · Score: 1

      Drink some more tea...

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    7. Re:Couple things to think about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never seen a high-production value British program.

      Depends on how you class "High-production value". At the same time you say the television programs, though low in quality, are high in production value. How can something be high in value and low in quality? It may have a high production cost but that doesn't mean value

      I'd suggest that we also have high production cost TV - have you by any chance seen "Survivor", "Who wants to be a millionaire" or "The weakest link". All of these shows are produced to the highest standars complete with all the glitz you could want although again it might be hard to argue the value. Actually the BBC has moved away from American stlye high production cost programming because it was percieved to have little value by the license payer. America churns out enough of that kind of thing without us needing to.

      Try watching some British TV - it's not that it doesn't exist, maybe it's that our high production content doesn't appeal to you.

      Have you seen the quality of our public service broadcasting - news, weather and events coverage? I think you'd be disgusted by the production quality of Fox and CNN if you did.

      My own opinion is that it's great that in the US you're finally starting to catch up with us in terms of production value. I'd say you have HBO to thank for that along with some great animation houses (Simpsons, South Park etc).

    8. Re:Couple things to think about by dave420 · · Score: 1
      You've been watching the wrong programming, mate. Check out any nature shows the BBC does, or its history. You'll see quality that will smack you senseless.

      But no, we don't have massive glitzy written-by-50-people-costing-millions-per-episode sitcoms, just stuff with more content. The money isn't spent on waste like glitz. If the story doesn't cut the mustard, throwing cash at it won't improve it ;)

  30. Oddly enough... by clawDATA · · Score: 0

    Don't you think this correlates to the number of available television channels?

    Maybe if they had more choice and freedom in what they wanted to watch, the level of licence-abuse (which is what this is) would drop.

    The same could be applied to anything that's "pirated".

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  31. Re:known for beautiful women?? by tod_miller · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just to put parent and sibling down:

    As a brit male who has sown his seed in many a fine field, both here and abroad - the concentration of fine women does not differ greatly, however in tourist places or high profile places (in city centers) where shopping is good you will find some fine filly.

    It is true, there are many corners of foreign fields that will be forever england. I just cannot remember some of thier names.

    Tod the stud (I was drunk)

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  32. It is not for the lack of trying by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

    "and the US in third at a pitiful 7.3%"

    I am sorry, I am certain that I have caused my ISP much grief by converting from elitist bitcher with a high profile to a total downloader burning tons of bandwith while maintaining a low profile.

    Call me what you will, At least I get my downloads.

    Matrix

  33. American TV by dhart · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And *what* are they downloading, the Brits and the Aussies? Sh*t American TV, mostly. It's sad, really sad.

    A mate of mine is a doctor, and he spends half of his spar time downloading sh*t American TV (24 hours, ugh! 24hrs of pain!), then burning off VCDs or DVDs and handing them out. Although, I must admit, I wouldn't have seen Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT otherwise!

    1. Re:American TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK you're probably right, since the US is the main producer of the TV shows they cant get straight away.

      Here in Australia, however, I can vouchsafe that most people I know who download tend to get a nice blend of BBC shows as well as american. Shows that are only just now showing here I remember seeing at friends houses up to a year ago, which is quite a discrepancy.

      If they released the shows here at around the same time as the US/UK, you can be sure that TV episode piracy would drop dramatically - they'd still get recorded, they just wouldn't show up on surveys like this.

    2. Re:American TV by tardinha · · Score: 1

      exactly! P&T should be required viewing by all citizens yo. but are we downloading shit? i mean, all the shit, that is, popular telly is already shown on the networks here (well, seven and nein:). the stuff i download is the obscure stuff that would never get shown here.

    3. Re:American TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      compared to most british tv it's fucking genius.

    4. Re:American TV by dhart · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay, you monster-modding idiots, the post above is supposed to be *funny*! Flamebait!? Just how uptight and insecure can you get? The baby jebus wept, already.

      As an American living in Sydney, I just don't understand the download thing, because we get plenty of sh*t American TV free-to-air, and even more on the 20 bazillion channels on Foxtel Digital Cable (the most advanced digital TV network in the world, BTW, used to deliver mostly sh*t American TV downunder!)

  34. Re:known for beautiful women?? by eatmywake · · Score: 2, Funny

    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    This is what is known as a "e u p h e m i s m"! It can be read as "The UK is known for many things, fish 'n chips, overcast skies and slappers."

  35. Piracy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok this artical is pure flamebait.
    first , i will ignore the semi racist jokes (replace
    UK for "blacks" and you will see how racist it sounds)
    second , it isnt piracy if it isnt illegal .
    if these people were in america then it would be piracy , we are not so it isnt.
    so stop trying to paint those four countrys(Scotland , wales , Northern irland,england) as full of criminals, as under no way are they

  36. Friend and Joey Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple reason, in England we are all tired of repeats of 'firends' on all channels at once. And Joey, don't even 'go there' as friends and joey would say 10 times per episode...

  37. License Fee by AvernusInflux · · Score: 1

    I happily pay the TV license fee because I know that it goes to support the BBC and its endevours - hell its worth it just for the website let alone the advert free TV. My point is that maybe its *because* we get pay that we feel it entitles us to free TV from *any* source. So we download without feeling guilty. I would how this would compare with the music industry which is the same in the US as the UK?

    1. Re:License Fee by chrisbeatty · · Score: 1

      The license fee is a bargain, you get the TV channels, local & national radio, the websites.

      The service given through Public Service Broadcasting is immense, they can broadcast shows that no one else would look at the number of people who got a break from the BBC must be huge

      The lack of ads in shows is a major bonus, I watched the first to series of 24 on BBC2 but when it moved to Sky (& had ads in it) I just got them from a mate on DVD-R

    2. Re:License Fee by DingerX · · Score: 1

      Do you have to pay a license fee for TV viewed on your computer? What's the difference in cost between a broadband connection and a license fee?

    3. Re:License Fee by FinchWorld · · Score: 1
      No, but TV on the net is terrible because we don't all have UBER connections in the UK, atleast when it comes to streaming. (However BT IS excellent for That 70's Show)

      It costs about £25 ($43) for 512 down 256 up per month and Tv license is about £55 ($96) a year.

      As for other things such as TV cards you still need a license, though its much easier to get away without a license with a TV card rather than telly.
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    4. Re:License Fee by iainl · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't really see that my downloading 24, watching it without adverts, really hurts anyone that much when my TV license also entitles me to watch it again a few months later on the BBC, again with no adverts.

      Murdoch might not be too happy because I don't watch it with adverts on Sky, but who cares about him? He's already getting the money when I replace my crummy VCDs with legit DVD copies later.

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    5. Re:License Fee by s7uar7 · · Score: 2, Informative

      £55? A colour TV license is £121/year, a black and white £40.50 - details here.

    6. Re:License Fee by AvernusInflux · · Score: 1

      You have to pay a license fee if you have anything capable of viewing television. There always a debate going on as to whether the license fee is worth it, whether the BBC is giving good value for money, some people are vehemently opposed to it. My personal opinion is that it would be a tradgedy if it changed. The BBC has a mandate from the British government to provide educational programmes (BBC1) and quality entertainment (BBC2). As such it has freedom to make shows that no one else would. IMO BBC productions are the best thing on television. Broadband costs £240 a year for a decent connection and the TV license fee is £100 approx. Remember that the BBC website is also covered by this fee.

    7. Re:License Fee by AvernusInflux · · Score: 1

      thats one of the biggeset draws for me too - no adverts=no pollution of my mental landscape.

    8. Re:License Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they could not justify the change to "anything capable of viewing television". It is actually the recieving of broadcast signals the license pays for (part of the reason that you pay even if you only watch ITV is because you are paying for the broadcast stations and/or cable and repeaters).

      Howeve, if you have a TV for viewing videos or playing your PS2 on, and the tuner is detuned, then you are in the clear.

    9. Re:License Fee by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      no adverts=no pollution of my mental landscape.

      Even more important: no censorship. I watched the Sopranos on broadcast TV, and got used to hearing "freaking" while seeing "fucking", and not seeing some scenes at all. Then I got the DVDs, it was a whole different show. The same for Six Feet Under and others from cable networks.

  38. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Grimster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You forget bad teeth. But a good british accent can be sexy on a woman, not as sexy as a french accent but it'll do.

    Good food and good weather? haha cute.

    Now on to the topic, TV piracy seems... I dunno almost impossible, ASSUMING it's something I get normally. How can you "pirate" say, Survivor (ugh) it comes on my TV normally, it's not something I couldn't watch otherwise, so what if I decide to watch it on saturday night around 1am via an mpeg? Ok so I didn't record it myself, I COULD have. Is it any more piracy for me to download that episode of south park, or Tivo it?

    Sure I suppose if it's something I wouldn't normally get but then another argument comes into play "if I wasn't ever gonna get it no way, have I taken anything away from the provider?" it's not like "hey I was gonna buy this DVD but I downloaded it instead" ok that's theft of a sort, or "hey instead of buying this music cd I got it via kazaa" this is TV shows, they kinda give those away anyway.

    Yeah I know, all sortsa lawyers could shoot all sortsa holes in my arguments but really what's being pirated? Either you get the show normally and could easily enough record it yourself or you wouldn't ever get the show at all normally and you're merely adding to the viewership, I can't see how this would be a "bad thing" for the people behind the show "hey not only did we get a nielsen rating of X there were at least another Y thousand viewers via internet downloads, PEOPLE LIKE OUR SHOW, please renew our contracts, k thx".

    I dunno just seems like a no lose situation for the studios, it's not like they sell me the TV shows I watch (I wouldn't PAY for most of them UGH TV sucks ass).

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  39. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pr0n channels on Sky digital cost money, thats why,

    1. Re:pr0n by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      and there not hardcore. you don't even see box. remember if its not hardcore its not pr0n

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  40. Piracy? by Mr.Progressive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Piracy is a pretty strong word for this particular act. I like to think of it as Distributed Tivo.

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    1. Re:Piracy? by leenoble_uk · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
      My internal morality gland prevents me from downloading cinematic movies and DVD rips but I have no qualms about watching something which has been recorded off a TV. It's entirely justifiable in my opinion.

      It seems to be standard practice for Sky (Fox) to hand out series to terrestrial UK channels for a while and then whip them back when they become popular in order to increase their subscriber count. Channel 4 too is notorious for buying new series and making them popular (for channel 4 anyway) and then burying them in the nighttime schedule so you have to record them if you want to watch them regularly anyway (see 6ft under, Sopranos etc).

    2. Re:Piracy? by treehouse · · Score: 1

      Piracy is a ridiculously strong word for any "illegal" data copying and I am ashamed that a Slashdot contributor would repeat it. Piracy was capturing ships at sea and murdering everyone on board before sinking the ship. It's silly to use this metaphor for some dumb file copying.

  41. My Boss by krumms · · Score: 2, Funny

    My supervisor at work probably accounts for about half of all the Australian TV downloads. Absolute champion.

    I personally don't see the point: Just go watch the TV for real you fucking nerds! :P

    1. Re:My Boss by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      I watch when I want to.
      I watch without commercials.
      I watch on a higher quality display.
      I watch while I'm doing something else on the PC.
      I easily go back and watch again whenever I want.

      TiVo isn't an option in Canada, and even then I'd have to commercial skip, and I wouldn't be able to watch Battlestar Galactica in it's entirety before anyone else around me has seen even the first episode.

    2. Re:My Boss by Meumeu · · Score: 1

      I don't like having to wait for Stargate and Stargate Atlantis to be aired in france almost one year after skyone when all the episodes are available on the internet.
      Dubbed voices sound bad.
      I don't like having to watch ads.
      I want to see them whenever I want.
      The TV quality is ugly.

    3. Re:My Boss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bandwidth is SO expensive in Australia I doubt it, and the numbers. Bet the number unsuccessfully started, and abandoned(too slow or T. Outages) are wrongly counted.

      Probably the d/loads are the TV shows that should have been shown, but were not done so in a timely manner.

      Got to remember aussie congresscritters froze the number of TV licences at 4+2 to help certain mates whose Cable subscriptions ($80 month odd) have not taken off, and puzzled why people are not buying.

  42. Collections by Dom_ILTP · · Score: 1

    i have many tv shows in DivX and dvd ... if its not out on dvd ill download it... the latest season of the west wing isnt going to be shown in the UK till about september... so thats on my hard drive at the moment, as soon as it comes out on dvd it is added to my collection

  43. Funny, you seem to have left the other one out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so stop trying to paint those four countrys(Scotland , wales , Northern irland,england) as full of criminals, as under no way are they

    No, you shipped them all off to Oz!

    1. Re:Funny, you seem to have left the other one out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ;) im unfammiliar with Australian law , so i dont know if said downloading is illegal in oz

  44. Australia 2nd? by Nqdiddles · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it strange that a country of 20 million people can account for roughly double the downloads of a country over ten times its size? The figures for Australia seem a perfect example of why studios should aim for simultaneous release dates for their tv shows across the globe. Even the relatively low speeds and high cost of broadband in Australia don't seem to be hampering the downloads. Some episodes receiving their first airing in Australia are TWO SEASONS behind the US release dates. Is it any wonder Aussies want to see the shows they see previewed on ET? I had many friends (Aussies) telling me how good the first season of Lost and Battlestar Galactica were - before they even ran the pilots in Australia. Surely putting it on at the same time would negate the "need" most people would have to download it.

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    1. Re:Australia 2nd? by Mayor+Pedros · · Score: 1

      Hey man, i don't - I'm Aussie! It's not 2 seasons, mate - Days of our Lives was running 4 to 5 seasons behind! (when the network showing it decided to skip a few seasons to be one season behind, hardly anyone realised). ST:TNG was only screening Season 1 when you guys in US were Season 5/6 - so we had tapes of episodes sent over! Now we're lucky to be only a season or two behind - it's because rating seasons are different here in Australia and the networks save them up like greedy kids in lolly shops. We've only just seen the BSG miniseries - the TV series isn't on... do you expect us to wait another year for it?

    2. Re:Australia 2nd? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Even the relatively low speeds and high cost of broadband in Australia don't seem to be hampering the downloads.

      That could be because it's not that slow and not that expensive any more. I have an 8 m/sec ADSL2 line which costs me A$50 per month. That seems competitive with what I've seen elsewhere in the world.

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    3. Re:Australia 2nd? by bmgoau · · Score: 1

      Star gate is less less then 2 eppisodes behind over here in austrlia. but most of us now have 8mbit adsl so i wouldnt be suprised. shows arnt "that" behind down here but even if they are theres a good off put for it and thats that fact that 80% of the time our networks cut out all the crap other tv stations around the world produce and just show stuff they know will get high ratings. might be slower, but ya get more quality

    4. Re:Australia 2nd? by Chuq · · Score: 1

      Star gate is less less then 2 eppisodes behind over here in austrlia. but most of us now have 8mbit adsl so i wouldnt be suprised.

      You have an interesting definition of "most". 8mbit plans have been available for about 3 weeks, from one ISP, which has probably installed the gear in less than 10% of the total number of DSL enabled exchanges in the country.

      Not to mention it is "up to 8mbit" ie. as fast as your line can handle, usually tops out between 5mbit-7.5mbit for most.

      I would call 0.1% of Australians having >1.5mbit a gross overestimation.

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  45. hooray by know1 · · Score: 0

    at last we win at something. uk reprazent!

  46. Private vs Public by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know TFA is about pirated content, but with the amount of public TV in the UK, it doesn't surprise me that they feel more of an "ownership" to what's broadcasted. Sadly, no matter how much time/money I dontate to PBS here in the US, they will probably never do what the BBC is doing with their old shows. Though I must admit, with new content PBS is on the right track.

    I personally hope downloads become more of a broadcast medium. Sure, throw some commercials in that 320x240 video! I'll watch them to watch decent News/Information/Entertainment. If I could subscribe to the Daily Show and scrap cable, I would. Even for like $10-$20 a month. I grab legal stuff from some places like Archive.org and play it on my PDA. There's some good content online both streaming and to download, but the models for getting to it (subscribe al la iFilm/Real, finesse google syntax, pray) suck when compared to downloading a file that I can convert into any format for any player I wish from the pirate channels. This, like other entertainment IP problems, comes down to convenience for a lot of folks. Listen up Networks!

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  47. Beautiful Women? by NoelWeb · · Score: 0

    I can only think of one, Elizabeth Hurley... and damn is she fine. So, to correct this post, it should read "The UK is known for downloading the most TV shows, and for a having a beautiful woman, Miss Elizabeth Hurley." May God bless her.

  48. more numbers... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Considering that the UK has roughly 1/5th or so of the population of the U.S. (60 million UK, compared to probably 300 million US), the number of downloads per capita is much larger over there.

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    1. Re:more numbers... by legrimpeur · · Score: 1

      sorry to be nitpicky but ancient romans would have said "pro capite" and not "per capita", unless you meant to speak another language ;-)

    2. Re:more numbers... by Couldn'tCareLess · · Score: 1

      And with an area smaller than Florida, it feels really rather crowded ;-)

    3. Re:more numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is all about tangential discussions. Offtopic should be +1, not -1.

      There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

    4. Re:more numbers... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      In English it's per capita.

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    5. Re:more numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the wise words of Terry Pratchett's Patrician:

      "The patrician (tax-collector) said...it was two hundred dollars per capita; if per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."

    6. Re:more numbers... by aug24 · · Score: 1
      the UK has roughly 1/5th or so of the population of the U.S.

      Which explains why they can have such fatties in the US; we just don't have space for 'em. Either that or it's the food over here... ;-)

      Justin.

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    7. Re:more numbers... by legrimpeur · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected!

    8. Re:more numbers... by wtrmute · · Score: 1

      No, actually, per capita is correct. It is likely a contraction of divisum per capita, "divided along/throughout the heads/persons". In this case, "caput" is in accusative plural, which agrees with the regency of "per".

      For "pro", I think we'd have to use an expression such as pro capitibus quantum, roughly "in proportion to the heads/persons", but don't quote me on that. My Latin's been a bit rusty...

    9. Re:more numbers... by Marlor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering that the UK has roughly 1/5th or so of the population of the U.S. (60 million UK, compared to probably 300 million US), the number of downloads per capita is much larger over there.

      Well, in that case, Australia's per-capita TV downloads are even higher again, since total proportion of downloads is only slightly lower (18.5% vs 15.6%), yet our population is approximately 1/3rd of the UK's.

      I don't know what this says about Australians - other than providing fodder for the old, innacurate convict stereotypes - but it's even more impressive considering that Australia has a relatively low rate of broadband penetration (supposedly due to our sparse geographical distribution, but more realistically due to Telstra's virtual monopoly on land-line infrastructure).

    10. Re:more numbers... by antic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the count is higher in the UK and Australia because new shows/series screening in the US are delayed before they're shown here.

      If there was no lag, I think you'd find the download counts a lot more even, or weighted towards the US.

      Australia, as you noted, really doesn't have the best speeds/rates for broadband -- a lot of customers would be hit with huge bandwidth bills if they were to regularly download movies/TV shows.

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    11. Re:more numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bizarrely enough, I'm stuck on 128Kb/s ISDN, and I download around 5 Gigabytes per month (and I'm hardly a heavy user). This is more than many ISP's best plans for ADSL. It just shows how ridiculous the ADSL caps are when an ISDN user on Bigpond can download more than an ADSL user for less money.

    12. Re:more numbers... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whadaya expect from a country that has FOUR channels?!

      We Americans lead the world in quantities of cheap, mindless TV. We are the envy of the world! And half of it is copied from British TV in the first place.

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    13. Re:more numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of how bad Channel 5 is, you can't discount it's existance.

    14. Re:more numbers... by Jerrry · · Score: 1
      Which explains why they can have such fatties in the US; we just don't have space for 'em. Either that or it's the food over here...

      I spent the last two weeks in the UK and he's absolutely right. The people there are nowhere near as fat as the people here in the U.S. Sure, I saw plenty of what I'd describe as chubby people in the UK, but very few of the huge lard asses we have so many of in this country.

      I doubt it's the food, either, which seems to consist largely of fried stuff like fish and chips, and meat pies, puddings, etc.

    15. Re:more numbers... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Wow. There's a Channel FIVE now? What progress. ;-)

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    16. Re:more numbers... by mwooldri · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And there's Sky Digital too! Not to mention some parts of the country even have Cable TV. And there is this thingumyjig you can plug between your telly and your tv aerial and you can get even more channels.

      I think they call it Freeview.

      The old days are gone. In fact, I'd say there's more shopping junk on Sky than there is in the USA on Dish Network and DirecTV and Time Warner Cable *combined*.

      Mark.

    17. Re:more numbers... by antic · · Score: 1

      I have two plans (home is 16GB and work is 32GB) and either use it all or go close to doing so. A lot of home ADSL plans charge extra if you go over 300MB or 500MB which is ridiculous and very easy to get through if you're a moderate user.

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    18. Re:more numbers... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Whadaya expect from a country that has FOUR channels?!

      You forgot SBS and (in Melbourne) Channel 31...

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    19. Re:more numbers... by shadow0_0 · · Score: 1

      What this says about us is that we do not have decent local TV productions and coverages. For example, we have next to nothing soccer coverage. If I want to watch a match (the Football for Hope match) for example, I have to download it.

  49. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The beautiful ones are the visitors from overseas. :-)

  50. Women? by rxmd · · Score: 4, Funny
    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.
    Don't forget the excellent beer!
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    1. Re:Women? by phusg · · Score: 3, Funny
      >> The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

      > Don't forget the excellent beer!
      Exactly, this is what makes the food, climate and women so great in the first place!!!
    2. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beer??!?!? Are you fucking kidding?? The beer in the UK is shit. You want good beer, try the Australian "Beers Festival" held in September every year in Brisbane.

      Only Aussie beer need apply, and there are some excellent brews. I've changed beer tastes after that.

    3. Re:Women? by funkydom · · Score: 1

      British beer can hardly be classed as "shit".
      You've obviously only sampled the nasty pop lagers that the big corporate brewers churn out.

      If you dig around a bit you can find some excellent brews like Hobgoblin, FireCrest, Spitfire, London Pride.. the list is endless. Thanks to organisations like camra the small superior breweries should be here to stay too...

    4. Re:Women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      until you've tried all the types of Trappist and Abbey beers from Belgium, you can STFU and let the adults talk.

      Ciao

    5. Re:Women? by rxmd · · Score: 1
      until you've tried all the types of Trappist and Abbey beers from Belgium
      I guess if you try all of them, you'll be dead from alcohol poisoning. Duvel, Trappiste Rochefort 10 or Bush Amber anyone?

      No, I think the best beer in the world is still Czech. As a German, I think I'm qualified to say that ;)
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    6. Re:Women? by klang · · Score: 1

      Beer .. if you drink enough of it, all women look beautiful!

    7. Re:Women? by phusg · · Score: 1

      Which is what those crazy Brits refer to as having your beer googles on...

    8. Re:Women? by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

      So true. Belgian beers exist only to wean the weak off of wine coolers and fruity drinks. Once Belgian beers are acceptable, move the subject over to German lagers and Czech pilsners.

    9. Re:Women? by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "don't forget the excellent German beer".

      Most British beer is chemical soup and we have nothing to match the glory of the Reinheitsgebot (German purity law) which should be immediately enforced Europe wide !

      Mmmm...German beer....

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    10. Re:Women? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Beer .. if you drink enough of it, all women look beautiful!

      Not my ex-wife. You'd die of alcohol poisning first.

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  51. Re:known for beautiful women?? by mboverload · · Score: 1
    There is a cliché saying that must be said here, but applies.

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    If you were brought up in some culture (heaven forbid) that says fat, bitchy white women are as hot as hell, your going to be turned on by fat, bitchy white women. Your sense of beauty only applies to you and people brought up in your culture. Even close friends differ on if a girl is hot or not.

    Take for example Grant Snow on Fox's Point Pleasant (Image:http://www.elisabeth-harnois.net/images/alb ums/events/fox2005winterparty/004.jpg). I think she is hot (I am a teenager, so don't go all yelling pervert on me) but my best friend says she looks freaky. Eye of the beholder my friend.

  52. Food for thought for the __AA... by JamieF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People will pay for bandwidth, then spend time searching and downloading and burning to CD-R that which you broadcast for free.

    Bottled water. Seriously. It's a business model. You don't have to sue people who drink from the tap to make it work, either.

    I can think of quite a few shows that I'd pay a bit to see again, and maybe burn to CD. If I knew they'd be available at the same price essentially forever, I wouldn't even bother hoarding them.

    1. Re:Food for thought for the __AA... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      People will pay for bandwidth, then spend time searching and downloading and burning to CD-R that which you broadcast for free.

      Yes, which is why most of the attacks have been on convienience, not piracy. suprnova going down doesn't stop the release groups, but puts a crimp in the convienience. Same with Apple's DRM'd AAC->CD->any format you'd like.

      Relying on convienience is not going to be viable, because technology is pushing ahead. Bandwidth? Today maybe. Tomorrow on ADSL2 or 100Mbit network, it is not worth anything. Searching? By the time we can trade originals (CD, DVD images) that has no value either. Today you have many different versions, tweaks, settings which will produce different files. If there was one hash, and one hash only, community solutions would easily as convienient. As for burning, who wants what? CD-R? DVD-R? Blueray/HD-DVD? Keep on HDD? iPod? WAV? MP3? AAC? DVD Audio? If you're thinking of compilations, see the last point. If the parts are convieniently available, so is the compilation.

      Kjella

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  53. Mmm... Stella... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carbonated piss...

    1. Re:Mmm... Stella... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who finds that Stella smells like weed? I mean, really good quality skunk? Is that what makes it so reasuringly expensive; the ingredients have to be smuggled into the brewery by the tonne?

    2. Re:Mmm... Stella... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stella's French, you idiot.

    3. Re:Mmm... Stella... by AndrewHowe · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's Belgian.

    4. Re:Mmm... Stella... by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's fizzy chemically produced shit.

    5. Re:Mmm... Stella... by AndrewHowe · · Score: 1

      Of that there is no doubt. Still, you can't blame the French for everything.

  54. "Not on this side of the pond" by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    I think the simplest explanation is in eternal stupidity of media moguls on both sides of the pond. They extremely often say "Oh no, it's just a British/American fad, nobody wants in on our side of the pond". Most moronic examples are the refusal of American labels to release the Beatles on the US market ("we don't need British imitation of our rock'n'roll") or what American television did (and did not) with "The Monty Python's Flying Circus". In the age of Internet, it's just much easier to get a "bootleg" edition that, say, a bootleg "Love Me Do" single in 1963. So when British TV fans can't wait to watch some cool American TV shows - they just click and get their bootlegs, before old Auntie Beeb finally wakes up and decide to broadcast it.

  55. scifi is best! by zebulon_g · · Score: 1

    Well, I dont watch a lot of TV but the UK seems to push out a lot of HDTV rips of most of the scifi programs I like to watch.
    I noticed that programs like Stargate (SG1 & Atlantis) seem to air in the UK before anywhere else.
    These guys seem to have it down to an art form. They even have links to TV guides. http://www.btefnet.net/
    Most people couldnt be bothered with adverts and this is a good way to avoid all of that. Sadly, its still illegal though.

    1. Re:scifi is best! by iainl · · Score: 1

      Really? Really, really?

      I'd love to know where these uploaders are getting their HDTV versions from. I live in the UK myself, and there isn't a HD broadcast stream yet.

      Unless by "HDTV" you just mean digitally broadcast 16x9. Which we've got free-to-air, if you live in the right place, or anywhere with paid-for satellite. SD resolution, MPEG2, about half (or a bit less) of typical DVD bandwidth.

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    2. Re:scifi is best! by eddiec · · Score: 1

      Sky are planning to start HDTV broadcasts in the UK in 2006, using the 1080i format (1080x1920 pixels), though the word is that the initial service will just be movies. Also they'll be using HDCP (High Bandwidth Content Protection) encyption, no idea how easy that is to crack.
      The uploaded versions of UK broadcast TV programs are not HDTV. Anything you see marked as HDTV will have come from a US source. I download Alias, West Wing, and Enterprise which are all rips of US HDTV broadcasts, but the final resolution is smaller, 352x624. The uploaded Stargates and Battlestar Galactica, where the UK is ahead of the US, are rips of standard definition broadcasts.

    3. Re:scifi is best! by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      I saw a Gadget Show on Five that featured Sky's HDTV box, but it requires an HDMI interface with glorious DRM. I think that's a no-go.

    4. Re:scifi is best! by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      I heard that the BBC already records most of its stuff in HD, it just doesn't broadcast it in HD.

  56. Re:known for beautiful women?? by mboverload · · Score: 1

    Oops, replace "Grant Snow" with "Elisabeth Harnois"

  57. Re:known for beautiful women?? by twoshortplanks · · Score: 1
    As a brit male...in city centers

    Don't you mean "city centres?"

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  58. 38.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be impossible to track this kind of thing? I'd say this 38.4% is just an estimate.

    And calling it Piracy is just plain silly.

  59. In fact... by upside · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you ever go on a t0rren7 site that has UK TV shows on it, you'll find that many, if not most, downloaders are people living abroad craving for quality TV. Many are living in yankistan or canuckistan. I won't hazard a guess if they're all Brit refugees or natives.

    I'm not sorry if I've offended someone.

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    1. Re:In fact... by TiggsPanther · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It works both was I think. Majority of UK downloads are of import series. Majority of US/Canada downloads are probably of non-US/CA series.

      I don't think the TV companies realised that they started to lose about 10 years ago. The Internet was not suitable for downloading shows then, but the information about the shows was suddenly far more easily (and quickly) available than it ever was.
      People (either side of the pond, or in other countries) suddenly had at their fingertips information about this year's shows - not shows where we were lagging behind by a few seasons, or where the show got dropped before the end. That should have been the signal for the companies to work towards worldwide air-dates. OK they started a little, but not enough.

      By the time the Internet could handle downloaded shows they should have pulled out all of the stops and gone for worldwide releases. Instead they hold out for better deals of whatever, but lose viewers. Especially here in the UK where they try to crowbar shows into an earlier timeslot to get more ratings - and cut (or drop - BBC dropped the Quantum Leap episode "Shock Theater" from re-runs as although it was fine for the 9pm airing it didn't work for their 6pm re-runs) the episodes to make them suitable for that timeslot.
      Strangely enough people don't like waiting a year or more to get a cut-up episode, or one run out of order.

      And (apart from possibly the cutting aspect) I'm pretty sure that US fans of UK shows feel similar to how some of us Brits feel about US shows. In this "new" world of instant information "Last Year's Episodes" just don't cut it anymore.

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    2. Re:In fact... by MissTuxie · · Score: 1

      talk about cut up episodes. I love SNL and I used to watch it on cable here in Brazil, but I had no idea, for four years or so, that they cut up almost half of the show to fit in the 1h time slot they had available. I was apalled to know I lost so many skits, when I started reading info on the episodes. Worst thing is, there are no "complete season DVDs" of SNL, as they do with other series. Miserable bastards!

    3. Re:In fact... by bananasfalklands · · Score: 1

      Agree but I don't watch much tv in a week, or need to use BT, I check the schedules once a week and find not a lot to interest me.

      Only things I 'watch' on uk tv are: West Wing (i have to video ?so this is 'watch' the right word?) as we eat dinner when it is on. Plus Star Gate and thats just finished.

      Could not care less about Housewives, 24, ER etc. TV as supplied by the five channels in the UK is something I could give up.

      I think it transmitted 'Saving Private Ryan' last week 'again' so there not weak willed when it comes to censorship lobby.

      They do the odd interesting thing - Anatomy, and odd controversial play - But that stuff is becoming 'rare'

      Thats my perspective.

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    4. Re:In fact... by anonicon · · Score: 1

      Speaking of last year's shows...

      Was there any news in the UK as to why the BBC dropped "Red Cap?" I loved that show, and when it got dropped, I got so pissed off I decided to drop cable. It was one of about 2-3 shows on BBCAmerica worth watching, and I got tired of *alllllll* the garden/home/wardrobe improvement shows. I wish they'd bring Red Cap back.

  60. UK TV Licenses by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 1, Funny
    Speaking as a UK citizen I quite enjoy the UK TV license system and their amusing requests for money.

    The letters are funny too.

    "Dear Sir.

    We are really quite angry that you haven't bought a tv license.

    While we have no proof that you actually have a tv we assume you've got one because, well, most people have got one.

    Failure to buy a license will result in us sending you another letter telling you how angry we are."

    1. Re:UK TV Licenses by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Don't they drive around in vans and pick up parasitic radiation from your TV as well?

      I have this vision of them executing search warrants for your TV

    2. Re:UK TV Licenses by StonedRat · · Score: 1

      Well actully they do know if you have one when you say you don't. There's a hand held device they use to detect the tv signal. Then if you don't pay you get a lovely £1000 fine.

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    3. Re:UK TV Licenses by monktus · · Score: 1

      When I moved into my current flat over 2 years ago, we made a decison to not bother with TV; so we got the usual TV licence letter and my flatmate phoned them up to say, "we don't have a TV". They visited us to confirm this and that was it. More recently we did get a big TV but it's just hooked up to our media server; we're some of the episode downloaders in TFA.

      Mostly it's South Park which gets BitTorrented within hours of being on Comedy Central, an improvement on waiting months for Sky One which is worryingly terrible and expensive. Same goes for the Simpsons etc.

      I don't have a problem with the TV Licence actually; I think the BBC is worth it. I still use BBC News every day and when I move in with my girlfriend in a couple of months (no basements for me guys), I think we'll be getting TV TV (receiving stuff that is) so we'll have to get a licence. Admittedely, they sometimes produce rubbish too but stuff like the League of Gentlemen, news, sport and (sometimes) decent radio with no ads makes it worthwile.

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    4. Re:UK TV Licenses by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They still knock on your door to ask you why you don't have a licence even though you don't have a TV. It's happened to me in the past. Either their detection is rubbish or their administration is rubbish.

    5. Re:UK TV Licenses by batemanm · · Score: 1

      Or thier detector doesn't work when the TV is off so they physically check.

    6. Re:UK TV Licenses by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      > More recently we did get a big TV but it's just hooked up to our media server;

      That makes no difference. Even if your TV isn't wired to the public broadcast system - eg to a computer or to a "VCR" - you still have to pay.

    7. Re:UK TV Licenses by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in TV detector vans. I've never seen one and nor has anybody else I've ever asked.

    8. Re:UK TV Licenses by Russ-UK · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the Robin Williams (I think) gag regarding our unarmed police force... "STOP!, or, erm, I'll shout stop again..."

    9. Re:UK TV Licenses by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The ABC over here in .au used to advertise that they cost everybody 8 cents a day. Probably higher now.

      But IMHO we have more commercial channels than you and I think this is because the ABC (and now SBS) are always given such tight budgets.

      Perhaps if the BBC didn't get license fees they would have left the more mainstream, commercial stuff to commercial channels.

    10. Re:UK TV Licenses by monktus · · Score: 1

      Not true. You only have to pay for a licence if you're receiving TV programmes (whether on a TV or a PC). When the guy from Licensing came to our flat, I told him that I did have a TV but that it was only used with a PlayStation; he seemed satisfied with that and we're exempt from paying for a licence.

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    11. Re:UK TV Licenses by gowen · · Score: 1

      On top of that detector vans and operators are just that much more expensive to than sending people round to "knock on the door and hope for the best".

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    12. Re:UK TV Licenses by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 0
      Tv detector vans are a scare-advertising thing.

      They dont have any technology to detect whether you have a tv or not.

      All they have is a list of all address in the uk and a list of all people with a tv license. If you dont have a license they assume you have a tv and the amusing requests for money start.

    13. Re:UK TV Licenses by jamesangel · · Score: 1
      Is there any evidence that the TV detector vans really detect TVs? How does this work?

      I always suspected that they were lying, and really just knocked on the door of everyone without a TV.

    14. Re:UK TV Licenses by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      It's great, I love it. It's kind of a huge accentuation of everything british.. "please don't do that... no.. please.. oh.. that's naught.. no.. you naughty person".

      I have a TV but only use it for my media center and games and it's not tuned in at all; I told the License people and they're having a quiet time at the moment. I'm waiting for the onslaught.

      My mother got rid of her TV and license and told the license people but they simply didn't believe her. As a single woman by herself she didn't want to let the inspectors in, so, as she can legally do, when they started to threaten to send an inspector round she sent letters saying that she would not allow it. they then proceeded to send threatening letters saying that she was breaking the law 'by having a tv and no license' (huh?), to which she told them 'no... im not... i dont have a tv'.

      Basically, this went on for months and months until she quite frankly told them to fuck off and leave her alone :-).

    15. Re:UK TV Licenses by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      Stop spreading this bloody stupid urban myth. You only have to pay for a license if youre RECIEVING BROADCAST SIGNALS. If it's connected to an xbox, your playstation, your VCR, your mum, whatever else, you don't have to pay.

    16. Re:UK TV Licenses by DJCF · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the past they used detection vehicles, which tune in to a specific frequency that is automaticly output by all TVs, by a device that is called the local oscillator. It's then a simple matter to cross-refference "Houses With a TV", with "Houses Paying TV Liscence Tax". The ones that arenn't paying tax get a visit...

      That was in the past. Nowadays it's simpler, quicker, and cheaper to check all a list of all homes in the UK against homes with a TV liscence. If you don't have a licence, you're suspected of dodging the licence fee. This isn't actually too harsh, as every single person I know has a TV. (Do you know anyone who doesn't?)

      You don't have to pay the fee, though, especially if you dont have a TV. If you do have a TV set but use it for games, or for DVDs, you don't need a licence either.

      http://www.tvlicensing.biz is a very good resource for more infomation. If you do find yourself in a situation where you have to deal with the TVLA, contact the Citizen's Advice Bureau, as they will provide much better advice than slashdot, or the Net.

      Wanna know what I think? 50p a day for one of the world's best public TV services really isn't bad. Add that to the other BBC projects such as their massive website and their radio services, and their intitiative to digitise their archives and make them available for viewing... it's one of the few things that makes me proud to be British...

    17. Re:UK TV Licenses by DJCF · · Score: 1
      In the past they used detection vehicles, which tune in to a specific frequency that is automaticly output by all TVs, by a device that is called the local oscillator. It's then a simple matter to cross-refference "Houses With a TV", with "Houses Paying TV Liscence Tax". The ones that arenn't paying tax get a visit...

      That was in the past. Nowadays it's simpler, quicker, and cheaper to check all a list of all homes in the UK against homes with a TV liscence. If you don't have a licence, you're suspected of dodging the licence fee.

      More infomation

    18. Re:UK TV Licenses by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      You can't get TVs that don't receive broadcast signals - unless it's termed a monitor - depending on signal strength in your area, a TV without an aerial can pick up a signal. So how do you stop receiving broadcast signals - tin-foil house?

    19. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      If you don't have a licence, you're suspected of dodging the licence fee.

      In fact, rumour has it that for a while they were worse than that; their new database system didn't have a standard way of indicating that a property had no TV. Their system therefore assumed everyone needed a licence, and you weren't just a "suspect" if you didn't have one.

      For example, there was a famous story in the local news a while back about an older gentleman, a well-respected academic IIRC, who had dutifully and honestly told the TV licensing people that he had no TV every year for a decade. One day he came home to find TV licence inspectors escorted by police officers had actually broken into his home in his absence to check (and, unsurprisingly, found nothing).

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    20. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      If you do have a TV set but use it for games, or for DVDs, you don't need a licence either.

      When did that change? It used to be that any receiver capable of decoding a broadcast TV signal qualified, whether it was actually in use for that purpose or not. Indeed, I have at least two friends who never watch broadcast TV because the relevant electronics in their box is broken, but they've been told in the past that as long as they keep the box for other purposes (such as watching videos) and the decoder is functional, they are legally required to have a TV licence.

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    21. Re:UK TV Licenses by Cerv · · Score: 1

      It hasn't changed. He's talking bollocks.
      If you have a TV (and that includes a computer with TV card) then you are required to pay the license.

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    22. Re:UK TV Licenses by OldBus · · Score: 1
      You don't have to pay the fee, though, especially if you dont have a TV. If you do have a TV set but use it for games, or for DVDs, you don't need a licence either.
      Did this change in the last 6 months? I don't own a TV and regularly get the letters from the TV Licensing folks saying that I need to pay because they can't believe I don't own one. The letters are always clear that any TV broadcast receiving equipment is included. This includes TVs, VCRs and PC cards with TV in. It applies even if they are not plugged in.
    23. Re:UK TV Licenses by shic · · Score: 1

      Personally, I feel the BBC offers excellent value for money... I am particularly attached to advert-free radio and the excellent News-24 service. I do, however, feel the licence fee is unreasonable. My attitude was formed a few years ago when I bought my first house. I owned no bed, sofa, chairs or tables - and definitely no television - I was set to spend the next few months renovating and acquiring essentials on a shoe-string budget - a TV was not an essential. At this point I received an extremely threatening letter stating that they had proof that I was operating a television illegally. I've since discovered these false accusations are commonplace - but that does not leave me feeling any less disgusted. If the licence fee is intended to charge everyone for a public service then revenues should be collected with tax. While the fees are collected by a QANGO for the ownership/operation of a television decoder then I find it unacceptable that they make legal threats without grounds. I also find it distasteful that there is no option for an individual to forgo BBC programming (in order to avoid the licence charge) without disposing of all equipment which could feasibly be used to receive television in future.

    24. Re:UK TV Licenses by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      No, he is not talking bollocks. Blimey. Ignorance like this makes baby Jesus cry, ok?

      Would it kill you to do a bit of research?

      You need a TV licence if you install or use any television receiving equipment to receive television programme services. This includes a television set, set top box, PCs fitted with TV cards or any other TV receiving equipment. You need a licence whatever programme service you receive, for example: BBC, ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, satellite, cable, or digital television.

      Hint: if you install any TV receiving equipment in order to use a playstation, you do not need a TV licence. If you install any TV receiving equipment in order to watch videos or DVDs, you do not need a TV licence.

      Additionally to this, installation in this case includes the tuning. If your TV is not currently tuned to receive broadcast television, it is NOT 'installed to receive TV program services' and therefore, you do not need to pay.

      There you go. Education is a wonderful thing.

      Note: TV licence people will claim all sorts of merry shit to try to force you into buying a TV licence, partly because they're ignorant themselves, and partly because they presumably receive some kind of commission. However, the above quoted text is the law, and TV Licencing goons are not. Therefore, if you hear anything from them that does not fit in with this law, demand to get it in writing from them. You won't; if you did, you could probably sue the bastards for a spirited attempt at extortion.

    25. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is fine to have a tuner as long as it is de-tuned. Cae law supports this, but it is damn near impossible to find it and the TV licensing authority won't offer up the information for some reason....

    26. Re:UK TV Licenses by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      every single person I know has a TV. (Do you know anyone who doesn't?)
      Yes. Myself.
    27. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a TV :) it happens.

      Not often, but it does happen.

    28. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of trolling like the prick above, here's a useful link:

      TV Licensing FAQ

      Yes, I thought you needed a license anyway and it surprised me.

    29. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to share links to your "research"? You haven't given us any links so we're supposed to take your word for it?

      And ease off the superior tone. Grow up.

    30. Re:UK TV Licenses by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      Well you could try Google.

      TV licencing press release. Scroll down.

      TV licencing FAQ. Slightly rephrased, but essentially identical: If you use a TV or any other device to receive or record TV programmes (for example, a VCR, set-top box, DVD recorder or PC with a broadcast card) - you need a TV Licence. You are required by law to have one.

      This information is easily available. If you're going to claim that somebody's "talking bollocks", it doesn't hurt to check your facts first, especially on a matter of law. I realise that it's extremely unlikely that some idiot is stupid enough to actually believe this post and act on it, but spreading misinformation is not particularly productive.

    31. Re:UK TV Licenses by hyphz · · Score: 1

      TV detectors don't exist, and they may never have existed.

      Originally, they simply required retailers to tell them whenever they sold someone a TV, and they'd then get added to the list of people who'd need to pay licenses.

      Nowadays, they just assume everyone has a TV, keep a list of houses that don't have TV licenses and occasionally send someone to nip round and check there's no TV there.

      And yes, as long as you aren't recieving terrestrial broadcasts you don't need a TV license.

    32. Re:UK TV Licenses by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      The trouble is, the guys TV licencing send out do have a nasty habit of lying to the public about these things. Even if you quote the FAQ at them, they'll often say "The rules just changed", or whatever. Ask them for documentation, and they'll claim it hasn't been printed yet... it all depends whether the inspector you get is playing nice or not.

      As they do have an interesting legal status, and are a bit trigger-happy when it comes to slapping fines on people, they're fairly scary people. Actually, very scary people. They can for example get a search warrant more or less arbitrarily to search one's house. They are one of the few cases in the UK where 'guilty until proven innocent' is the rule. Fair enough, perhaps, since most people without a TV licence are indeed guilty, but not really fair on that insignificant minority who aren't. Finally, of course, my experience is that they tend to hire people who are built like brick shithouses, on the principle that a little physical intimidation underscores the threat of being fined pretty effectively.

      So it's kind of important to be clear about the law, because a large part of the UK TV licencing strategy actually does serve to intimidate people into getting a TV licence, whether they need it or not.

      As a side note, most of Europe does have a different law on TV licencing; if you own hardware capable of receiving TV, you have to pay up. On the other hand, other aspects of the law also vary. For example, in Germany, TV licencing inspectors apparently have no legal authority to enter your house and therefore you can merely refuse to let them in. Or so I am informed...

    33. Re:UK TV Licenses by StonedRat · · Score: 1

      Well i've seen the hand held devices but if they didn't have them how could they check you don't have a TV without some kind of search warrent? There's no law that says you have to let them in your house to check for TV's.

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    34. Re:UK TV Licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A (slightly hysterical) page on TV licensing: here. Half way down the page is a list of press articles including some on TVL excesses, like 800,000 people accidentally threatened by prosecution , or this guy whose house was broken into by TVL, or this one, which refers to TVL as 'menacing the public with heavy-handed advertising' and using 'inappropriate tactics'.

    35. Re:UK TV Licenses by hyphz · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is. It's the same one that says you have to let people into the house to read the gas and electricity meters. I can't remember the name of the Act now, but it's there.

    36. Re:UK TV Licenses by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Myself.

      <AOL>me too</AOL>

      (Actually I have three. None work any more and I have zero deisre to change that; the kids play games on the old Sony KV13311CR monitor I bought for my Amiga way back when)

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    37. Re:UK TV Licenses by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

      Fool, it doesn't matter if it receives or is capable of receiving, only what it is being used for. If it is not tuned in and is connected to something else then the device is exempt.

    38. Re:UK TV Licenses by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip - next time the TV licence man calls, I'll have the VCR & cable box in a cupbard, and I'll claim that I only use the TV for Playstation. He's suuuure to belive me.

    39. Re:UK TV Licenses by PremiumCarrion · · Score: 1

      > He's suuuure to belive me. Doesn't matter, he can't do anything if he believes you or not, he has to catch you watching telly before he can do anything.

  61. Re:known for beautiful women?? by mboverload · · Score: 1

    Exactly. If it could have recorded and watched it myself, how the hell can you say I pirated it? After all, I "own" the original by seeing it or having automatic timeshift files on my DVR's hard drive.

  62. The TV industry failing to adapt by gspr · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This is such a good example of a current gigantic industry failing to adapt to the new world. Take for instance the exceptionally good (well, for TV these days, anyway) series LOST. It airs at a specific time each week, meaning I would have to be at a specific location, namely in front of my television, at that time each week in order to follow the series. That's a lot to demand when you're really busy. Instead, I have been downloading the series from the Internet, so that I can see the episodes whenever I have time and feel like it.
    Now, what the industry needs to grasp is that if they provided me a service with:
    • Fast download speeds
    • No DRM
    • Open format video
    • Acceptable price
    , then I would USE IT instead of getting the episodes using BitTorrent without paying for them.

    I am not downloading the series because I am cheap, I am downloading the series because of the flexibility it gives me. This is something the TV industry can EXPLOIT to earn money. The Internet will not kill the TV industry, as long as the TV industry understands that it needs to adapt.
    1. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by s7uar7 · · Score: 4, Informative

      meaning I would have to be at a specific location, namely in front of my television, at that time each week in order to follow the series

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

    2. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention - the shows are ALREADY all over the net, so there's no POINT in bothering with DRM or crap like that! Nobody would bother to pirate legal downloads because all the pirates have already GOT the ILLEGAL downloads! For fuck's sake, guys, just get off your damn asses and let us give you money for downloading your TV shows, 'cause we're gonna download them anyway and it's YOUR LOSS if you won't let us pay you for it!

    3. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      OK, seriously: If someone tells me how to watch the shows I want to when they air when I'm trying to take care of a couple of 11-month old twins... I just doesn't work. And don't try to suggest taping them, remembering to do even that is not an easy thing when you can't even eat when you want to. (Alternatively you can eat and listen to a cry-chorus ;)

      Downloading the same stuff just makes sense until someone provides me with a service I can pay for. I'll stop downloading when the industry can see that people are downloading because the industry refuses to provide supply for a huge demand out there. When they change I'll change.

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    4. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by nrosier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

      I live in Belgium and built my own PVR. The biggest problems recording shows over here:

      - getting decent program information (no XMLTV service available so you have to use a grabber and the information isn't always accurate)
      - most stations decide on the fly to change their schedule/programming because of sport-events and other stuff
      - most channels have no notion of starting on time so I have to program the PVR to start recording 5 minutes before the indicated time and record for an extra 10 minutes afterwards.... and still you get shows that aren't recorded completely.

      As the original poster said; it's all about convenience. I can watch 1h worth of live TV in 2/3rds of the time when it suits me. I usually get home late from work so it saves me time and allows me to watch when I can.

    5. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

      What you said makes sense. Unfortunately that doesn't matter because content industries as a whole seems slow/stupid.

      While there are many who would be willing to pay for this, there are many others who wouldn't. I'm a poor college student and I simply can't pay everyone on the face of this earth. So why not release original broadcasts - including the commercials? I realize some things would have to be worked out with advertisers and content suppliers, and sadly irrational fear in the industry will prevent this from ever happening.

      Before you post and say "Nobody is going to watch the commercials", realize that many people record shows and simply fast forward with tapes. With live TV, many people channel surf. Lots of others will take a bathroom break or make a sandwich (not stay glued to the TV). Others mute the TV when commercials come on and use that time to talk to each-other. The point is, there are people who will watch commercials, and there are people who won't.

      Not only would it be a great way for TV stations to reach a wider audience but it would also make it easier to gauge ratings (the person running the tracker can tell how many people are using it). If an industry standard was made, there is no reason set-top boxes couldn't be developed to download TV torrents for chosen series' and play them on demand. The Internet has VERY great potential for TV, but sadly an excelent opportunity will be overlooked making the world suck a little more for everyone.

    6. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did video recorders somehow pass you by?

      The Internet is my TiVO.

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    7. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

      Bah, I hit the wrong button.

      Aside from the three grammar/spelling mistakes I found, I did not mention the word "free" in my post. The point I was trying to make was that the TV industry does not need to set up a charge system or anything like that - just show the shows as they do on TV. The demand for "illegal" tv torrents will go away because the legitimate offerings will come out faster, have more users, etc. And why would the current groups and trackers bother releasing and hosting episodes when places like ABC, UPN, etc have already done so? If commercials are really that big of a deal they technically can be skipped.

    8. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, however, the thing with video recorders is that your selection has to be preemptive. You have to set up to record the show and wait for it to record. I think that what's cool about internet tv downloads is that you can search through files and say "hey, that looks like a good episode, I'll pull down that torrent"...Basically, instead of a "schedule and pick a channel for that time slot", Its "files and pick what you like". That just sounds so much more attractive to me then the current system.

      my $0.02.

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    9. Re:The TV industry failing to adapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is such a good example of a current gigantic industry failing to adapt to the new world.
      It isn't the industry's fault that people are suddenly choosing to break the law en masse. If you have to blame something, blame the law. The "new world" doesn't matter unless it's recognized by "new law." Until that happens, STFU.
  63. Skip to the end... by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

    Then there's Spaced, which is an amazing TV programme. I hope there's going to be a third series.

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  64. p2p search by e-nordstrom.com · · Score: 1

    what's the top p2p search used by the english? is videora helpful with this?

    1. Re:p2p search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't know about the English, but in Scotland we just use DC...

  65. MOD PARENT HILARIOUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think those are the best country names I've ever heard, bar none.

  66. Screw U.S tv by know1 · · Score: 0

    "Nonsense. I bet you dollars to scones that every Brit in the relevant age group just pays the TV tax without batting an eyelash. " balls, i haven't bought a license in all my years of tv watching. doesn't make the picture any better. i never even watch the tv anymore, just download stuff. oh and not crappy american stuff either, all you U.K. folks get yourselves over to uknova.com

  67. My good man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are what Aristotle referred to as a "tard."

  68. TV downloads? by kTag · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? They are downloading their TV?
    Jesus, we are quite behind in France, we still have to go and buy these damn TV from Darty!!

  69. Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by chrispl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will never forget the hot Florida summer my girlfriend and I spent indoors hooked watching British and Australian Big Brother... I'm not kidding, I downloaded about 40 GB worth a month off of usenet as it was posted, quite fun to keep track of with the time differences. Marco should have won.

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    1. Re:Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by johannesg · · Score: 1
      I will never forget the hot Florida summer my girlfriend and I spent indoors hooked watching British and Australian Big Brother... I'm not kidding, I downloaded about 40 GB worth a month off of usenet as it was posted, quite fun to keep track of with the time differences. Marco should have won.

      You are a sad person. A sad person with a girlfriend, true, but still a sad person.

      And that girlfriend is a sad person too, so there!

    2. Re:Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by dodongo · · Score: 1

      You're just jealous :)

    3. Re:Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

      I'm not a TV watcher myself, but I've lived through a buttload of nasty, hot, brutally humid Florida summers. This guy has the right idea; A/C, and indoor entertainment.

    4. Re:Ahh reality TV in other timezones... by SieC · · Score: 1

      Marco was a nob-end.

  70. Yep. I Admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the channels, Channel 4 carries latest episodes from usual favourite sitcoms (Friends/Joey/Frasier/Will Grace) but almost half a year after they air.

    When they air in TV, it is almost sure that I will watch it again. (ie, I pay my dues to the advertisers).

    There is an easy way to solve the problem. AIR IT SOONER!!!!!

    PS: They also air old episodes at very inconvenient slots for the working public (09:00-11:00).

  71. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by Market · · Score: 1

    Just what is the American obsession with dentistry?

  72. and they roar into second place by opencity · · Score: 1

    when it comes to losing Plutonium.
    Way behind former Soviet Union.
    At least lets hope they're in second place ...

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  73. Wake up! by Dexter77 · · Score: 1

    As most of the Internet piratism, this problem exists only because there is no legal way of doing it. I live in area where I have to wait for years to see those shows you are currently watching in US or in UK as well.

    I would be happy to pay to see those shows. Especially if I would get them in HDTV resolution as I do now from torrents. But I have no legal way of getting them. I have no choice but to download them illegally.

    It's funny how companies blame piratism when their own business model is from the beginning of 20th century and doesn't work at all with new technology.

    I have only one message to those TV/Movie companies: Please, put up your own torrent sites with a price tag on files.

    1. Re:Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>But I have no legal way of getting them. I have no choice but to download them illegally.

      you have a choice to not break the law. We're not allowed to sell handguns in the uk, but you can buy em in the states. ergo - I have no choice but to buy a handgun from America. err....

    2. Re:Wake up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, comparing downloads to handguns is a perfect analogy!

      Your point is that people who might never be able to see some TV shows should just give in and forget them?

  74. Sarcasm? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Informative
    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    Well, there's chicken tikka masala, no hurricanes or tornadoes, and Keira Knightley. So maybe the /. eds aren't being sarcastic after all.

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    1. Re:Sarcasm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As well as

      Elizabeth Hurley (Actress, model)
      Catherine Zeta-Jones (Actress)
      Corrs (Musicians)
      Kate Beckinsale (Actress)
      Alice Krige (Borq Queen)
      Kate Moss (Model)

      There's plenty more but I'm trying to think of ones that might have done well stateside.

    2. Re:Sarcasm? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      "Catherine Zeta-Jones (Actress)"
      A cardboard cut-out of Catherine Zeta-Jones would make a better actress than the lady herself.

      Oh, and Kate Moss mings.

    3. Re:Sarcasm? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      A cardboard cut-out of Catherine Zeta-Jones would make a better actress than the lady herself.

      Only if it moves.

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    4. Re:Sarcasm? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      That's debatable.

    5. Re:Sarcasm? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Keira Knightley has a fat arse, and no talent.
      Chicken Tikka masala is bland and foreign.
      Hurricanes and Tornadoes are fun as they kill rednecks in trailers. Shame there isn't a British equivalent which kills townies on council estates.

  75. BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by lxt · · Score: 4, Informative

    "So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me. I think it is legal for me to download the prisoner DVD rips (I have never seen this show, I want to) because I pay the license fees already."

    You're a bit off the mark there - The Prisoner was not a BBC show. It was an ITC show, produced for Channel 3 (or whatever it was called then). It was nothing, repeat nothing, to do with the licence fee. If you actually bothered to look at the DVD box, you'd have noticed it was published by Carlton, not the BBC. So do you still think it's legal?

    Increasingly, the BBC isn't publishing the DVDs - another company is. Take the Spooks (or MI-6, as it's called in the US) DVDs - they're published not by the BBC, but by the production company (Kudos), who get all the money.

    And to be honest, I think some of the BBC dvds are very well priced - take the Red Dwarf DVDs, which retail for about £11 on Amazon for an entire season. I debate you pay "over the odds" for BBC DVDs - I think you pay the same as DVDs produced by any other company or studio.

    You do raise some valid points though:

    "So I say, I paid for it already, give it to me."

    If you read the news, you'd see that's what the BBC want to do. It's even been posted on Slashdot before, for God's sake. The BBC actually WANTS you to be able to download TV shows and radio shows they produce for free. They're investing in P2P technology to try and make it possible. The thing stopping them is actually the issue of repeat fees for writers / producers etc.

    "BBC make enough money to either a) scrap tv license or b) give us cheaper DVD's."

    The TV license doesn't just pay for TV though...it pays for commercial free radio, one of the most popular internet sites in the world, educational programs and resources, transmission infrastructure, high tech R&D, etc. The DVDs the BBC produce are typically cheaper than other DVDs anyway, or at least around the same price.

    "Most people spend more on BBC DVD's than they do on licenses nowwadays (only takes one or two Christmas prezzies of the office to do that)."

    Erm. Let me see. Seasons 1 and 2 of The Office cost £15 on Amazon. £15. For 2 seasons. The licence fee is around £115. 15 x 2 doesn't = 115.

    Perhaps you'd be interested in what the BBC actually spends the money on - they are accountable for it after all. See the website below:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/info/licencefee/

    So what's your problem?

    1. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why has BBC4 just screened the whole series of the prisoner then?

    2. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they have paid for the rights to broadcast the series. They have only paid for the rights to broadcast. They don't own the copyright.

      It is fairly simple you know.

    3. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because they bought the rights to screen it. That's like saying "BBC2 show Star Trek, so they must own it".

    4. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by John+Pliskin · · Score: 1

      Spooks is MI-5 over here.

      Sadly I don't think this season has done to well ratings wise, but I'm honestly unsure of it.

      $

    5. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by walkern · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also worth noting, in defence of the license fee, that many programs for the BBC contain plenty of rights issues outside the scope of the BBC. It's all well-and-good to assume that the Beeb's output is entirely paid for and OK to redistribute yourself, but it is usually riddled with considerations like "is that top 40 single playing in the background of this piece licensed for redistribution on the internet?"

      The Beeb paid for it to be in the show, but probably not to be strewn across bittorrent! Not that it's particularly my concern, but it doesn't legitimise or legalise anyone's p2p use of BBC material.

      Also of consideration is that the license fee is subsidised by sales of DVDs at whatever price. Loss of sale of BBC programs on DVD will directly affect the cost of the TV license (though, not by a lot - profits from the BBC commercial arm make up only a small part of the overall financial picture.)

      There is hope on the horizon though:

      -- http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/sto ries/2004/05_may/26/creative_archive.shtml

      The BBC Creative Archive is looking to open the BBC archive under creative commons licensing. That will ROCK.

      There's something else cool coming out this year from the bbc website, too, but I can't find a link to it so I should wait until I can!

    6. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> why has BBC4 just screened the whole series of the prisoner then?
      > Because they bought the rights to screen it. That's like saying "BBC2 show Star Trek, so they must own it".

      Well said; although anyone with half a brain could have figured it out, which evidently doesn't include the grandparent AC.

      I mean, there's your normal run-of-the-mill stupidity for Slashdot, but something like "why has BBC4 just screened the whole series of the prisoner then?" is IQ 75 stupidity. Didn't they figure out that, well, the BBC showed Star Trek, Top Gun, etc. *and they didn't own them either*!

      Yeah, I'd AC if I was that stupid too....

      Hang on a minute...

    7. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by Yaruar · · Score: 1

      the bbc are also hancuffed financially for the licence fee. Back in the dotcom boom days the BBC website was rated the second most used site in the world after microsoft's sites. the estimated value of the website was in the billions of dollars range. The advertising potential of it was huge too, but they were not alowed to exploit it for commercial purposes.

      it's actually so successful even now that the British government is making them remove huge chunks of it because it's anti competitive.

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    8. Re:BBC & DVDs...you are slightly mistaken... by OohAhh · · Score: 1
      it's actually so successful even now that the British government is making them remove huge chunks of it because it's anti competitive.
      Or to put it another way, some companies want to provide a lower quality service while charging a high price for it. At the moment they can't get away with this.
  76. You reap what you sow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Australia coming in second at 15.6%

    10 odd years ago i stopped watching TNG on tv simply because it was never on when it was supposed to be. Other times it would be delayed an hour or we got repeats. I got fed up, and i stopped watching. Shows here are moved around, First run shows like enterprise are shown at 11 or midnight, often they run 15 minutes late, sometimes they dont run at all. Not to mention that specials, benefits, football games, cricket, and anything else always take precedence over a series. I dont think we've even finished voyager yet. I have no problem at all with downloading eps now and you can thank channel 9's disgusting treatment of many shows in the past for my lack of compassion, morals or care factor.

  77. Shows? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    What a let-down. I read the fine summary and was impressed by the new technology which allows people to download physical objects. Now you're telling me that I've been cruelly misled?

  78. don't know why people bother ripping BBC progs.... by Dimble+ThriceFoon · · Score: 1

    they produce some amazing programs but their DVD encoding department actually manage to make many of their commercial offerings worse quality than the VHS versions.

    Blue Planet was particularly bad.

  79. As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ayjay29 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As a Brtitsh ex pat I must be contributing to that statistic somewhat. I'm really missing BBC, and Channel 4, Phoenix Nights, Father Ted, and a load of good documentories and stuff. Thanks to BitTorrent, and a DIVX campatible DVD player (i recommend one of those), I am getting my fix again. (Check out "The Power Of Nightmares, The Rise Of The Politics Of Fear" fro example, I don't think this will be aired in the US in a hurry...)

    I'd be more than happy to pay the BBC licence fee, and watch UK-TV legally here in Sweden, but it's not possible. I can't get it through my cable provider, or over the net.

    Channel 4 have a broadband service you can subscribe to, unfortunatly it's not available outside the UK.

    The only way to get access to most Brittish TV is via BitTorrent, and the networks can't be loosing too much revenue as they are not provising a service to compete with the illegal downloads. I hope they get their act together soon, I'd much prefer to pay and see the stuff when it's aired.

    As for UK leading the world for downloads, what do you expect US TV is crap! We produced this and this, you guys produced this and this.

    I WANT MY, I WANT MY, I WANT MY BBC

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    1. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like a 1.2m dish will pick up Astra 2d in Sweden. Since BBC channels are FTA you can use any old receiver. If you want ITV/C4 get a friend in the UK to get hold of a freesat card for you and then buy a sky dodgybox from ebay. Against T&C for the freesat card but who's gonna check up?

    2. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      Yeah, that's an option, but it's not a legal one that provides revanue for the networks. My mate has one on is house, and gets UK channels, unfortunatly I can't see the right part of the sky from my appartment, so it's no good for me...

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    3. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by spoodie · · Score: 1

      Psst...
      If you don't already know about it: uknova.com

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    4. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Well you could always do what they do in spain (if you can hit the satelite. speak to a nice friend in blighty and get a sky subscription then get equipment and set it up in sweden. It's what I do in spain. (and a lot of other ex pats).

    5. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by realkiwi · · Score: 1

      Sorry not legal?

      You can get Bskyb subscriptions in Paris of the shelf in most shops that sell satellite dishes. You are paying the subscription. You get the card with the codes. It is legal.

      Are you paying a Swedish TV licence? Then your equipment is legal. The licence is a tax that you pay in the country that you live in that entitles you to watch TV in that country. There is no mention of where the signal has to come from...

      I pay a French licence and watch BBC free to air satellite broadcasts every day of the week. If the BBC wants money for that then they can cut a deal with the French govt. Or stop broadcasting free to air...

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    6. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ahaning · · Score: 0

      FWIW, The Politics of Fear is still lingering on alluvion.org and is public so check it out. Quite a nice little feature.

      There was also an update to the series torrented there, but it's for SomethingAwful members only, sorry :( .

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    7. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ahaning · · Score: 1

      WTF? The Politics of Fear?

      The Power of Nightmares.

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    8. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by Quixote · · Score: 1

      Care to suggest any BitTorrent sites? Ever since Suprnova shut down, I'm finding it harder to get my BBC fix.

    9. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

      >>Care to suggest any BitTorrent sites? Ever since Suprnova shut down, I'm finding it harder to get my BBC fix.

      http://www2.digitaldistractions.org:8080/torrent s. php

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    10. Re:As a Brtitsh ex pat... by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      As another British ex-pat, I also miss the shows on BBC and C4. So does my US wife. I'd gladly pay a monthly subscription to be able to download the shows.

      I signed up for the C4 broadband service. Yes, it does require you to be in the UK, but this doesn't seem any more difficult to get around than sticking in your old UK post code and saying your country is the UK.

      My only problem with the C4 service is that beyond the nightly news, there's hardly any new content being made available. I'll still pay their subscription fee, but download their shows through external torrents, if they promise not to throw the attack lawyers at me.

  80. piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However, according to a story on the Guardian, a new study puts the UK ahead in one more category: it leads the world in TV piracy,

    Boys and girls, remember that every time you use the word "piracy" in this context you are guilty of newspeak. The people who want the public to use these words have a political agenda. The **AA want you to associate not for profit copying with attacking ships and murdering people.

    1. Re:piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Boys and girls, remember that every time you use the word "piracy" in this context you are guilty of newspeak."

      The word 'piracy' in this context appears in my 1958 edition of the Concise Oxford Dictionary, which means that this shorthand term for copyright violation is older than the modern use of the words 'hacker' or 'cracker'. The expression was not invented by the **AAs, nor is it newspeak.

      "The **AA want you to associate not for profit copying with attacking ships and murdering people."

      Which show a degree of subtlety the P2P fans lack...

    2. Re:piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Boys and girls, remember that every time you use the word "piracy" in this context you are guilty of newspeak.

      Oh, really?

      piracy
      2. The robbing of another by taking his writings.

      - Webster's 1828 Dictionary

      177-year old newspeak?

      I suppose it's better in your way of thinking to call it "sharing," which isn't newspeak at all, certainly never uttered by anyone with a selfish agenda, no siree.

      I feel like IHBT.

    3. Re:piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, watch your wording! Calling downloading "piracy" gives us butt-pirates a bad name.

  81. Re:known for beautiful women?? by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

    But a good british accent can be sexy on a woman...

    Anyone download the Queen's Christmas Speech?

  82. Britain TV is a bit different. by darkonc · · Score: 1
    In Britain, the TV service is mostly paid for with TV licenses. I think that only ITV broadcasts ads, and those are mostly at the beginning and end of the show -- In other words, Brits grabbing US broadcasts mean that advertisers get more exposure for their ads (even if they're often skipped).

    If you're already directly paying for your TV shows via taxes, I can easily see there being far less guilt about recording and trading them.

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    1. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by ChrisJones · · Score: 5, Informative

      We only pay for the BBC via taxes, which provides two channels on terrestrial analogue TV, about 7 on terrestrial digital and the same on satellite/cable.
      The rest of the broadcasters in this country are paid for by commercials, spread through the programs at ~15 minute intervals. They are far less intrusive than US ads and we never do things like run the credits, go to a break, come back to the show, break five minutes later, bit more show, ads, then roll the end credits ;)

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    2. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by zootm · · Score: 1
      In other words, Brits grabbing US broadcasts mean that advertisers get more exposure for their ads (even if they're often skipped).
      I'd be very surprised to find out that there was any TV programs available on a Bittorrent site which hadn't had the adverts removed. It's really not a good argument (especially with skippable media).
    3. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not quite accurate. ITV and Channel 4 also receive some of the licence fee.

    4. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they don't. ITV and Channel Four have public service obligations but do not receive anything from the licence fee.

    5. Re:Britain TV is a bit different. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TV licence isn't a tax. I don't own a TV, and I don't pay for a TV licence. It's pretty simple really.

      Not like that Dangerous Dogs Tax.

  83. Of Interest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Database or Serial.
    Television and pterodactyl.
    Reptilian pursuits.

  84. Porn on slashdot - on topic even! by StormyWeather · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not often I get to link porn to slashdot and be on topic!

    I call shenanigans on the ugly british chick thing.

    www.page3.com

  85. Downloads are purely because of delays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once we hear that episodes of 24 (for example),
    have been shown already in the states and are
    available for download, and Sky is 5 weeks behind
    that, well then if you like that show and you're
    IT-Competent, the chances are that you'll
    download it.

    The same goes for most programmes.

  86. This is purely because... by ChrisJones · · Score: 1

    ...we want to watch the shows on US tv at the same time, I don't want to wait a year or more for SG-1 to hit Channel 4 in the UK, so I download it each week via bittorrent.
    I've spotted the UK TV licence fee mentioned a couple of times elsewhere on the page - I do not resent paying my £9 a month for that, the BBC is without question the premier broadcasting organisation in the world and I believe I get excellent value for my money. If only the satellite/cable people could offer the same, I recently cancelled my cable subscription because they mostly just show rubbish ;)

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    1. Re:This is purely because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think thats bad? here in Holland Stargate SG-1 is at season 4 or so, they are about to air the last episodes of season 8 in the UK/US

    2. Re:This is purely because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here in Finland.

  87. Not surprising, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having recently discovered a BT site (I won't mention which one) that specialises in distributing UK TV series (both current shows, and older ones that aren't commercially available), I've been downloading like a maniac...lots of great comedies and kids shows that I either have fond memories of, or missed out on the first time around (Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Alexie Sayle's Stuff, Victor Lewis Smith shows, Fist of Fun, This Morning with Richard not Judy, Goodies, Adventure Game, Knightmare, etc.) that are either mouldering away in TV station archives, or occassionally get repeated on some obscure digital channel (cable isn't available in our area, we're not prepared to pay a premium for satellite just for a load of crap channels, which leaves us with freeview...). Even before finding this site, I was downloading a smaller amount of similar stuff from the eDonkey network.

    I can't be much bothered with scheduled TV these days...there's little on that interests me, and even with the handful of shows that are currently on that I want to see, I'm often not at home when they're shown, no longer possess a VCR and can't be bothered with the hassle of setting up a PVR, so I'm grateful to the above-mentioned site for acting as a communal PVR.

    Friends of mine have been downloading US TV series that aren't yet out over here for a few years now (Buffy, Angel, 24, Enterprise, etc.).

    On the site mentioned above, I've noticed that it isn't just UK residents that are downloading UK TV shows...there are also a number of ex-pats who cannot receive UK TV where they are, but still want to keep up with shows that they enjoyed back home (e.g. soaps).

    1. Re:Not surprising, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knightmare

      I recently caught a few episodes on Challenge TV on cable. Ahh, what a great show. Just think how kick ass it could be now, with todays graphics? *sigh*

      Daaa da da, daa daa daa da da..

    2. Re:Not surprising, really by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      I know the site you mean, as I'm also a member, and I'm glad you're enjoying the content! The feel is very different to your typical 'suprnova'-style site, in that it forbids the posting of any commercially-available (on DVD or VHS) material. If the TV companies had their heads screwed on correctly, they would *encourage* this sort of behaviour, as all it does is spread interest in the shows. I know for a fact that I'd now buy a DVD-collection of 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience', after recently watching the VHS-rips that someone posted. Sadly, these sensible arguments were exactly those used by proponents of Napster and other early music-sharing networks -- we can probably expect things to get much worse for consumers before they get better.

    3. Re:Not surprising, really by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      oh my god.

      Knightmare was just fucking incredible. I loved that so much. The kids NEVER EVER finished the quests and always used to look so upset at the end of the show, bless them.

      I do wonder where all these TV shows went. There were so many just totally twee and bizarre programs. Knightmare, Gamesmaster (DOMINIC DIAMOND!!)... ahhhhh. Now it's just crappy kids sit coms. Sigh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

      On another note, 'My Family' is actually a really bloody good sit com despite looking terrible on first glance. It's just spot on.

  88. A phrase not heard for many a long year, forsooth! by hplasm · · Score: 0
    "United Kingdom Leads the World in..."

    Meh, not since Tomorrow's World folded...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_ra dio/2625699.stm

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  89. Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by evilandi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'll have you know that the British climate has improved dramatically since Americans started driving 10-mile-a-gallon SUVs.

    It hits 100F pretty much every year nowadays.

    Global warming may be turning Africa, Asia and the Mediterranean into arrid deserts, but... actually, now I come to think of it, some silver linings don't have a cloud! (Disclaimer: I'm British and drive a 4x4... albeit only a 1.3 litre, and I live next to a farm)

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    1. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 miles a gallon? I think you might have that the wrong way around.

    2. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by R.Caley · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'll have you know that the British climate has improved dramatically since Americans started driving 10-mile-a-gallon SUVs.

      Unfortunatly, the consensus seems to be that global warming will likely result in the UK reverting to the climate you'd expect at this latitude. Think Moscow, Labrador, the Alaskan pan-handle, then warm them just a little from now.

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    3. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by Squalish · · Score: 1

      There are 10 types of people in the world...

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    4. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I've always thought that Peter Hamilton's sci-fi novels contained a believable future. His Greg Mandel trilogy takes place in post-warming England, which is a balmy, tropical place (that of it which is still above water, anyway).

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    5. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Most science fiction writers who were once thought prophetic have been proved in the long run to have been wrong about some things. It should come as no surprise. There is no crystal ball.

    6. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's part of the reason I enjoy reading old sci-fi. For example, in Heinlein's book The Moon is a Harsh Mistress he is amazingly prescient about computer networking. However, he also has people still using microfilm and slide rules.

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    7. Re:Climate has improved now people drive 4x4s by ralphclark · · Score: 1

      Heh - plenty of material there for future "atmospheric" retro-style sci-fi movies.

  90. Nah, mate, we've just got shit telly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, mate, we've just got shit telly.

    And satellite/cable costs, like US$50/month for only one receiver.

  91. Great food??? by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

    Nobody that has ever eaten in an english pub and survived will ever claim that the UK is known for it's great food.

    The fish & chips with vinegar are not bad compared to the rest, go figure.

    1. Re:Great food??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find out about the women and weather yet and you'll understand sarcasm.

    2. Re:Great food??? by 748boy · · Score: 0

      have you actually ever been to the UK and eaten here ? u fucktard, i suggest you try it before knocking it

    3. Re:Great food??? by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Nobody that has ever eaten in an english pub and survived will ever claim that the UK is known for it's (sic) great food.
      Did you add the "and survived" clause to cover yourself against dead people claiming that the UK is known for its great food?

      Pub food varies a lot from pub to pub - and in some pubs, from week to week. I've eaten wonderful pub meals - a certain sweet-and-sour chicken in a pineapple boat comes to mind - and pub meals which had to be sent back because they hadn't been fully defrosted.

    4. Re:Great food??? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Did you add the "and survived" clause to cover yourself against dead people claiming that the UK is known for its great food?

      I think he was saying that at least some of the foreigners who try British food survive *grin*

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    5. Re:Great food??? by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

      Yes I've been to the UK lots of times as I live in Holland.

      I must say the food is getting better compared to 20 years ago (at least in London) and I prepare several English dishes myself that I quite like. I never tried a fucktart however :->

      Maybe the extreme green peas that appear in every dish, the vinegar, Liver & Onions and pies with dubious ingredients are acquired tasts when you live on an Island.

    6. Re:Great food??? by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

      The food in the UK is getting better by the day (must be all those cooking programms the BBC broadcasts) and even 20 years ago I've eaten pretty good meals in several pubs. I've had weeks of perfect weather as well.

      I'm just poking fun of the british by using a stereotype and stereotypes are always based on truth IMHO. We Dutch always get the remark that we must be on dope but everybody knows that you'r not allowed to smoke at the office here :-)

      I've been to lots of different parts in the world but find the food in the UK to be very exotic.......

    7. Re:Great food??? by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      I'm British and the food served in most pubs is invariably shite.

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    8. Re:Great food??? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Yeah pub food is generally pretty bland and predictable, although it's generally hot, greasy, starchy and salty enough to be satisfying after 12 pints.

  92. Other countries? by mikrorechner · · Score: 1


    Too bad that the Envisional report the Guardian article is based on is not fully available online, I would like to know the figures for other EU countries.

    I don't know many people here in Germany that download their TV shows online, but those who do are really happy that option exists. US TV shows come to Germany about 1-2 years after they aired in the US, and most of the time are dubbed really bad.

    At least that is how it used to be until very recently; German digital pay TV station Premiere right now airs Desperate Housewives in the original US version with just a few weeks lag between the US and the German air date. If they do that with all major US TV shows, I might be tempted to buy a subscription.

    On the other hand, a downloaded show I can watch whenever I want, and those HDTV torrents still look good after you burned half a season on a DVD and watch it with an XVID-enabled dvd player...

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  93. Typo in the article by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny
    Shouldn't that be "London leads the world in TV downloads"?

    Rich.

  94. Except Sky by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You obviously haven't watched Sky then. They place adverts right after the opening titles, exactly as you describe US TV. In fact, Sky One has more ads than the UK free-to-air channels, and yet you have to pay a monthly fee to view it. It's a nice deal for Murdoch, I suppose...

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    1. Re:Except Sky by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, Sky is a bag of shite anyway. Channel 4 is an excellent channel and seems to be experimenting with periods where they have very short ad breaks of maybe 1 or 2 ads and then back to the program.

    2. Re:Except Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and Sky is getting just as bad as most US stations. Things worth watching on Sky:

      The Simpsons
      Malcolm in the Middle
      Family Guy (If/when it's on)
      Stargate SG-1
      Uh....

      Sky One is the channel that just the other night had a two hour show titled "TV's Greatest Cars"..I so wish I was kidding.

      Next on Sky One: When things fall over

    3. Re:Except Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think C4 are experimenting with short ad breaks to be honest, it's just having a tough time selling ad slots. Neither season 4 of The West Wing on C4 or season 5 on E4 had much more than one ad per break, but as soon as the next program was on the ads would increase back to more normal levels.

      Either no one is watching The West Wing (I don't believe that!) or the demographic is so varied they havn't a clue who to sell the ad slots to.

    4. Re:Except Sky by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      Oh man. When i used to have sky ALL i used to watch was location, location, location repeats and worlds wildest police chases. I fucking love that sheriff.

      There is NOTHING else worth watching on. I have the Family Guy boxset so that's out the equation too...

    5. Re:Except Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I talk about Sky I was refering to Sky One and Sky One only.

      The UKTV channels arn't a bad bunch, and you can sometimes find something on the various Discovery channels.

    6. Re:Except Sky by ChrisJones · · Score: 1

      Actually you make a good point, Sky is tending towards US style TV, which is hardly surprising when you look at the organisation it belongs to :(
      I ditched cable a few months ago for being crap though, so it's ok :)

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    7. Re:Except Sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be a timing thing; US TV show imports for.. say, a 60 minute slot have a runtime of apx 42 minutes, iirc - so if you trim the ammount of ads on UK telly, you can run them in a 50 minute slot. Or something.

  95. Garlic Bread? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

    If you like Peter Kay (Phoenix Nights), I'd recommend Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere. Top stuff :)

  96. No, really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The relatively low number of downloads in the US relative to the UK couldn't be because the TV shows are released in the US first could it????

    I mean really! I live in the UK and I am fed up of waiting 6-12 months for TV shows to trickle over to Satellite from the US. I pay a Satellite subscription and download the most recent shows, who does this hurt?

  97. It's had an impact already by chman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The TV companies have made a noticable improvement in getting American shows over here in the UK earlier. The Simpsons is now often shown on the Sunday after it is shown in the US, although Fox's annoying random breaks cause it to bump around a lot. Episode 5 of 24 is on next Monday, the CSI family of programs have all started new series (I think), and Battlestar Galactica was shown here first. So it seems like this TV 'piracy' has actually made the companies involved change their ways and give us what we want. It's obviously not the best way to instigate change (as it is still breaking some law/s, I assume), but it seems to have been very effective.

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  98. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong! Certain measurable variables are linked to good health, and therefore our genes are programmed to see them as beautifull. Pre programmed woman beauty factors: - hip-loin proportion - symmetrie - long hair ...

  99. Personal experience by ThreeDayMonk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a native English speaker, and I also speak Japanese and French fairly well. I can and have watched films in those languages without subtitles. However, watching with subtitles is easier.

    It's not entirely a matter of laziness, although it is definitely easier work to watch something in your first language - it's less mental effort and more relaxing as entertainment.

    Even if you can speak a language well in everyday two-way situations, the one-way nature of TV and film means that you lack the feedback loop that allows two people to find a mutually comprehensible vocabulary when talking. When watching foreign-language material, it's very easy, having missed one important word, to lose the thread of a scene. Being able to glance down at the subtitles for reinforcement and correction really helps.

    Frankly, I like watching English stuff with subtitles on as well, so that I can check on misheard or confused dialogue. But I might just be weird that way.

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    1. Re:Personal experience by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly ok at reading and speaking French, and I enjoy watching French movies at times. I don't enjoy English subtitles in French language movies because I often end up paying attention only to those subtitles. Sometimes I just have to cover them up. I wish I could find French language movies with subtitles in French. Unfortunately, in the few that I've seen, the words used in the subtitles were different from what was spoken.

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  100. TV piracy? by McDrewbie · · Score: 1

    I'm allowed to tape the tv so why can't I timeshift a scrubs episode if i i missed it.

  101. how are they on other pirate activities? by holmengraa · · Score: 1

    Like stories or jokes piracy? Or Rumour and gossip piracy? Anyone?

  102. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hair length is not pre programmed. You twit, I like chicks with short haircuts. Long hair draws attention away from the face.

  103. Who'd've guessed? by ignavus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So ... English speaking countries that get second class treatment from the media companies take the matter into their own hands by downloading behind the bloated backs of those media companies.

    To borrow a phrase: the market treats restrictions as damage and routes around them. I call "market failure" - or rather, the failure of government intervention in the form of artificial monopolies and de-facto cartels. Britain and Australia download, because the market isn't serving them - it expects consumers to serve the corporations' own fantasies of total control.

    The state should let the media companies adapt or perish. THAT is capitalism. Not the fascist state of play in which the government props up corporate monopolies and acts as the corporate policeman. Imagine if carriage builders had been able to block the use of any vehicle that didn't use a horse ... why does a free nation ALLOW stupid things like region encoding: it is a complete restraint on free and fair trade, a profit maintenance scheme. Why should $1 of taxpayers' money going into upholding or policing such a anti-consumer scheme?

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  104. What about Page 3 Girls? by Excen · · Score: 1, Informative

    They may not originate from the British Isles, but dammit, them titties are most certainly not tourists!

    For those of you not in the know, go to http://www.page3.com. You will be pleasantly surprised at some of the wildlife the limeys have produced.

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  105. We need a Slashdot.co.uk by Stanneh · · Score: 0

    where we can have a grown up discussion, some common deacency no talk of terrorist network myths and no cumbass american comments all other countries welcome tho especialy canada,N.korea,China, midle eastern countries and the whole of the rest of europe Basically a place where americans dont exist. A World without americans Fuckin Bliss.

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  106. correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK does have great food, a great climate, and very beautiful women. Hell, off the top of my head, elizabeth hurley and kate beckinsale. The UK doesn't have tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, droughts, the worst is a cloudy sky and some rain, the best being 100degree summers. How is this not a great climate? Hell, it even means there's no weird spiders or snakes and stuff around.

    As for food, give this guy an english breakfast...

    Yup, I shall be here for many years yet (despite finishing my degree last October).

    1. Re:correct! by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      I'd agree heavily. When the women in the UK are beautiful, they really are BEAUTIFUL. True english roses aren't as rare as people think.

      The climate is great, yes. I don't care about the rain. In fact, what I love about the UK is the localised weather. I used to live below a range of hills (the mendips) inland in somerset and it rained all the time, but had SCORCHING summers.

      Now i live far south england in Brighton (flat 300 yards from sea) and we get the most incredible sunsets, beautifully sunny mild winters days, plus very quick showers. I love it.

    2. Re:correct! by drsquare · · Score: 1

      A great climate? 99% of the year it's either rainy, overcast or windy. When the sun does come out it's too cold to enjoy. You get about a week a year where the weather is pleasant, and even then the sun gets covered up by a cloud every five minutes, making you freezing cold again. The brain reacts to sunlight and warmth. The warmer and sunnier it is, the happier and more content you are. Living in a miserable climate makes you miserable. That's why scandanavian countries have such high suicide rates.

      Granted there are no poisonous spiders/snakes, but Australians seem to survive, they don't live in constant terror. Then again there aren't too many poisonous spiders in France/Spain/Italy, and they are infinitely more pleasant places to live.

      English breakfasts are vile. Yes they're satisfying in a salty/greasy way after a night on the booze, but they're bland and horrible, especially when you have them every day.

  107. Easy solution to this one by ItsIllak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you consider the following.

    1/ The US networks insist on giving us shows AT LEAST 8 or 9 weeks behind them.

    2/ Some are then subject to the whim of Sky's programming schedule (Alias for instance has been hopping time and channel since it's inception).

    3/ Some don't, or may not make it over here at all (not seen any word on Lost yet?

    So, how about a brave new world for the networks? Start up their own bittorrent site. Allow the international TV stations to buy shows to be shown 5 days behind the US broadcast, then after a week seed them for general download. The bonus? They can leave the adverts IN! It would mean a new sales model for them (selling adverts at the BT site point), but it would also mean a new revenue stream. It should't affect thier ability to sell the repeats as there's little difference (and BT would not likely be mass market for a while).

    If any TV execs are listening, I'd be happy to quote to manage the service for you!

    1. Re:Easy solution to this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe if they left the ads in, most people (imho) would either skip it manually in their player or find some plugin that detects watermarks/fading etc... and filters out the ads.

    2. Re:Easy solution to this one by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1



      "1/ The US networks insist on giving us shows AT LEAST 8 or 9 weeks behind them."

      Except for Stargate that gets broadcast on Sky first for the second part of the season, which is quite nice.

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    3. Re:Easy solution to this one by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      AT LEAST 8 or 9 weeks behind them.

      They're currently screening last year's West Wing here currently, and it keeps getting premepted for sport.

      I haven't even bothered to start watching Lost on free-to-air, we will watch it from downloads in a block instead, then probably buy it on DVD later.

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  108. Re:known for beautiful women?? by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 0

    No, it's sarcasm.

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  109. Re:U.S. by Stanneh · · Score: 0

    Gay Pr0n Mebbe.

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  110. Nice of you to buy into the party line by TheHornedOne · · Score: 1

    Piracy? TV Piracy? I call bullshit. This is time and geography shifting, pure and simple and as such has not been determined illegal. I am sure that there are television executives just slavering at the concept of declaring TV recording and commercial skipping to be acts of criminal nature subject to the harshest penalty. But that's not today.

    Seriously, slashdot editors make editorial comments and changes all the time in the stories published here. You really should have done the obligatory s/piracy/sharing here.

  111. Re:known for beautiful women?? by henrygondorff · · Score: 1

    Yeah, most of them from Spain and France ;-)

  112. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by funkydom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Americans don't have free dental care like we do in the U.K. Therefore the condition of teeth becomes an indication of wealth (and status). E.g. if you're poor you can't afford to have nice teeth.

    While us Brits don't have this association, so its not AS important to make your teeth look perfect..

    Thats my theory anyway.

  113. They don't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just have a list of addresses, a list of people wno have purchased a TV and a list of addresses of people with a license.

    If there are addresses with a TV and without a license, they send someone round.

    If there are adresses with no TV and no license, they send someone round.

    I've even had them turn up now saying "according to our database, you have a TV but no license". They are lying. Next time I'll ask for the data (Data protection act).

    The detector van is to scare people into thinking they are not safe at any time.

  114. The UK & Australia are in the same boat. by The+Head+Sage · · Score: 1

    We get shows years after they have screened in the US. That's if we get shows at all.

    Stargate SG1 is only up to the last episodes of season 6 by my last count..

    Firefly was shown at 2:30am in the morning and other good shows are pulled off air after 3 episodes to make way for shitty reality or lifestyle shows.

    Thank god for Foxtel and with Foxtel's new PVR being released soon, I wont have to download TV Episodes again.

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  115. Sexy British Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women from england are hot. Their accents are sweet and gorgeous. Their accents work in any historical film so you could fantasize about having sex with one at any time in history!!!!!!!!1

    What a lowblow. The author has a chip on his shoulder. I'm not from england!

  116. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  117. Re:Makes a bit of sense. - content origin by podmf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would be interesting to see a breakdown of content by origin.

    I suspect a much higher proportion of the content is uk originated and older than many of our American cousins would think.

    Sure, the lag between US and UK airing of big new shows is important, but the UK has a huge back catalogue of high quality indigenous content.

    The blessed BBC and our private sector public service broadcasters have decades' worth of timeless gems sitting in their archives.

    Only a very tiny proportion of this back catalogue is actually aired, mainly due to licencing deals with subscription based digital channels.

    As a consequence there is significant demand for downloaded DVD rips of series from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s, that haven't been seen on free-to-air TV for decades. The first re-showing of "The Prisoner" for ages and the recent revival of Doctor Who are indicators of this demand.

  118. dawn of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agree that this is ludicrous. We've recorded tv since the dawn of time.

  119. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by Conor+Turton · · Score: 1
    Thing you have to bear in mind is, Americans, unlike Londoners, are used to having actual access to dental care. To them, it goes something like:

    There are plenty of dentists in London. The problem is that we got used to GETTING THEM FOR FREE. If you're happy to pay you can get INSTANT treatment.

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  120. Maybe the reason the Brits are in the lead... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    ...is because they need to buy a license from the government to watch broadcast TV, or own a TV.

    1. Re:Maybe the reason the Brits are in the lead... by dave420 · · Score: 1
      What the hell are you smoking? :)

      Most Brits don't mind, as we get better TV than anyone else in the world. It's not as if we need to get that license, and then be subjected to US TV 24/7. We get what we pay for, and that's the way we like it.

    2. Re:Maybe the reason the Brits are in the lead... by Reignking · · Score: 1

      We (the U.S.) stole Graham Norton! Which, actually, is a shame, because I enjoyed his show via BBC America more than what it is on Comedy Central...

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  121. English girls are all dog vomit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    White English women are dogs. They are the worst. Overweight, ugly, don't look after themselves at all. They like to wear jeans, drink obsessively and smoke too much and eat crap then wonder why they look like shit. They are very very dim and shallow as well and they all have STDs. Probably the worst in Europe in fact. They all work in dead end jobs like call centers and banks.

    American girls are much better. In fact any girls from anywhere else are much better.

    If all the English girls were wiped out tommorow it would make no difference to the world. Sad but true.

  122. Because sky is so damn expensive! by plesk · · Score: 1

    If sky wasn't so expensive we wouldn't have to rip our fav TV show of the net. Not That I'm confessing to doing that! :)

    1. Re:Because sky is so damn expensive! by dave420 · · Score: 1

      £19.50 a month? You can get Telewest digital for £10 a month, too... it's not that expensive ;)

  123. Only 18.5% not 38.4% by pinr · · Score: 0

    "We are responsible for 38.4% of TV downloads in the EU and 18.5% worldwide." That's 38.5% of the total downloads within the European Community and not 38.4% of the worldwide downloads.

  124. BBC to offer TV-on-demand over the internet by Gord · · Score: 3, Informative

    The BBC is planning to offer a TV on demand service over the internet blogcritics.org article.

    They are working to introduce a service where the last 7 days of shows are available for download in a similar fasion to their online radio player.

    Additionally they are hoping to introduce a service where archive content is also available for download, featuring old shows that no longer have the same broadcast restrictions as recent content.

    TV on demand is already available through networks such as HomeChoice which offer both recent archive (spaced, black books etc..) content and some of the shows broadcast in the last 7 days (from EastEnders to 'The Sky At Night'), all provided over a ADSL/LLU network.

    To me, all this suggest that the BBC is looking to embrace the new delivery technologies now available. I wouldn't be surpried if they found articles like this Guardian piece to be encouraging, in indiating the public's desire to adopt more flexible viewing choices.

  125. Re:known for beautiful women?? by mo^ · · Score: 1

    Well i refuse to pay for TV (cept my wonderful BBC license fee that id fight to the death to defend - argument for another day).

    Yet i still get 24 with in a day of its premiere in the US, as well as other shows I just wouldnt get otherwise.. so yes, its piracy.

    guilt...? nah!

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  126. Vertical integration by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you don't like that, don't moan about the studios, moan about the law that allows them to do it, and work to get it changed.

    Don't the studios buy the law? And don't the studios own both the copyrights in question and the media for telling the public about candidates for office? Or is it different in the UK?

  127. TV licence fee / BBC by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    What pisses me off about the TV license is that you can only pay for a full year, which is crap if you only have a TV for a limited period. Also the TV-license system makes no difference between people with very limited amounts of money (for instance students and OAPs) and a small 17" screen and rich people with 44" plasma screens. Only a difference between b/w TVs and colour TVs (who has b/w these days?).

    FWIW, I believe you're mistaken about the elderly.

    In any case, to me (as a licence fee payer) the most annoying thing is that the TV licence fee funds almost all of the BBC's activities, not just television. That includes both BBC radio (beloved of a significant number of non-TV-owners who pay no licence fee) and the newer on-line systems (the BBC news web site surely being one of the most popular in the world, but again supported by those of us with TVs).

    These are all valuable services to many of our people, and I have no objection to supporting them. What I do object to is contributing support for these things when others who use the services just as much aren't, just because they don't have a TV.

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  128. Brilliant. by i41Overlord · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Point out how stereotypes are bad, then proceed to cast your own stereotype about Americans. Brilliant.

    One guy wrote that article, there's no need to offend the other 280 million people living here.

    I went to England last year and I liked it. Didn't meet too many people like you.

    1. Re:Brilliant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG, you are so dumb, itallics and a question mark? and you still sit there slack jawed going 'ohs noes! insulty yanky, must whine!'

    2. Re:Brilliant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually he instulted rednecks which are very different from yankees.

    3. Re:Brilliant. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      OMFG, you are so dumb, itallics and a question mark?

      I may be dumb, but I'm not dumb enough to misspell italics. You should also capitalize the first letter in your sentences. However, that requires actual thought, as opposed to being an "internet toughguy" which only requires the will to start trouble. I guess it's alright to act like a brave idiot when hiding behind the "Anonymous Coward" name.

    4. Re:Brilliant. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      There are only two things I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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    5. Re:Brilliant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you mentally handicapped? He was pointing out how the stereotype isn't true.

  129. rta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its 18.5% worldwide, not 38.4%. 38.4% is their % in the EU. Don't add reading the article to the list of things they are known for.

  130. Fish n' Chips, Rain, Bad Teeth. by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    Need I say more?

  131. Blank Media Tax for my Brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to pay a blank media tax like the BBC liscence fee and then be allowed to swap movies and music with no legal hassle.
    To stop me downloading you'll have to prise my modem from my cold dead hands

  132. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    --teeth going wonky
    --go to dentist to get teeth sorted out
    --teeth now not wonky

    You forgot:

    --pay frighteningly large bill

    Seriously, while there are some things about American society that are desirable, their health system is *not* one of them (unless you're filthy stinking rich).

  133. THIS IS UTTER BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are telling me if I record something off the TV with my VHS/DVD recorder, then that is piracy? Nope. Sorry. It's public domain.

    1. Re:THIS IS UTTER BS! by wk633 · · Score: 1

      Um, well, no, it's not public domain. It might be fair use, but it's certainly not public domain.

  134. Hardly Surpising, Ye Landlubbers by mynameismonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean come on, we practically wrote the book on piracy. Black Bart, Blackbeard, Chris Condent, Calico Jack, Henry Morgan for chrissakes. Hell you could add Francis Drake to the list, the Spanish wouldn't argue.

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    1. Re:Hardly Surpising, Ye Landlubbers by wpiman · · Score: 0

      I thought Captain Morgan was from Peurto Rico.

    2. Re:Hardly Surpising, Ye Landlubbers by mynameismonkey · · Score: 1

      Actually he's from my neck of the woods in South Wales.

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  135. What's the point? by ed333 · · Score: 1

    So, if something has been BROADCAST, either over TV or radio, for millions of people to see, it is OK to record it to watch later. But what if you forget? Or your power goes out? Should you be deprived from viewing what everyone else in the world has already seen for free? I personally don't see the problem with TV downloads. You can watch it for free on TV, what's the difference in downloading it? Besides, the production compaines have already received their advertising revenue if the show's already run. Can someone please explain how the TV compaines are being hurt by this?

    1. Re:What's the point? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      YOU don't mind, because it's not YOUR money! Ask whether the networks who pile millions of dollars into shows mind that being given away free :) I'm not defending their position, it's just that your post was rather naive :)

    2. Re:What's the point? by ed333 · · Score: 1

      My point is that the networks are ALREADY giving the stuff away for free, so what's the difference if people download it?

  136. Exchange rates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, you want British Salery, but American cost of living really; American salery won't get you very far in UK!

  137. Correction by FofR · · Score: 0

    accounting for 38.4% of the EUROPEAN UNION'S TV downloads, which encompasses only 18.5% worldwide.

  138. Obligatory response by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The term "piracy" has been used to refer to this sort of activity since well before the **AA existed. This meaning is listed in every dictionary I own, and has been for years. In fact, from the Online Etymology Dictionary entry for "pirate":

    Meaning "one who takes another's work without permission" first recorded 1701; sense of "unlicensed radio broadcaster" is from 1913.

    It's sad how many people on Slashdot seem to accept compaints about using "piracy" or "theft" for copyright infringement as a substitute for informed, logical argument. Ironically, perhaps the biggest offender in the "not quite what the word really means" stakes is the FSF's use of "free", but few people ever object to that.

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    1. Re:Obligatory response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Free Software Foundation doesn't use the word "Free" correctly? What word would be more correct?

      I don't think there's anything wrong with fighting the use of "theft" to mean copyright infringement. That use implies the speaker has already bought into a huge mass of legal fictions, after all. It's difficult to have a logical discussion on the matter unless that buy-in is made very plain.

    2. Re:Obligatory response by jizmonkey · · Score: 1
      Error.

      On theft, the common-law definition required that a criminal deprive the owner of his property. Since non-profit copyright infringement does not deprive the owner of his property (or even of the owner an opportunity to make an additional sale in many cases), it is not theft. It is copyright infringement. You are wrong, sir. The parent did not even mention "theft"; why did you bring it up?

      On piracy, you are correct to some degree, but you should not be so blithe. Your source does not give the context of the original usages. If you look at the Oxford English Dictionary (presumably what your resource was based on), you see that early broadcasting "pirates" were either out for profit or were a nuisance to licensed operators. This does not apply to the case of file sharing.

      Second, regarding your use of piracy to refer to the appropriation of another's work, the use categorically referred to appropriation for profit, both for copyright and patent. Again, please look at the historical usages in the OED, since you are so keen on justifying modern use with usages from several hundred years ago.

      Third, to the extent the usage of "pirate" is accurate, you know quite well why people object to the use of the term. The word, being loaded, colors public debate. We all agree that the factories in China stamping out counterfeit DVDs are run by "pirates" in the sense of the word you prefer. There is at least some semblance to buccaneers who stole, raped, killed, and pillaged.

      The word "alleged copyright infringer" is perfectly accurate to refer to 70-year-old blue-haired ladies being sued by the RIAA. By using the word "pirate," there is a transparent attempt to slant public opinion in a certain way. If you don't think that's true, why don't you think "infringer" is an adequate synonym?

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    3. Re:Obligatory response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you look at the Oxford English Dictionary (presumably what your resource was based on), you see that early broadcasting "pirates" were either out for profit or were a nuisance to licensed operators. This does not apply to the case of file sharing.
      You think that copyright infringers aren't a nuisance to legitimate distributors? What kind of crack are you smoking? And how can you even DARE to use the term "file sharing," which sounds like something that would get you a star from the teacher in Kindergarten, while complaining about "piracy?" My god, you are such a hypocrite.
    4. Re:Obligatory response by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      1701? The OED shows it as far back as the 1660's. Both predate copyright, incidentally.

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  139. It isn't "recieving" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since yor body and the plastic case "recieves" the signal. It is "usefully recieving" as in you are tuned in and getting a picture.

  140. Not to mention the other way round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are Americans watching Brit shows to, the best ones in the UK atm (IMHO) are:

    Shameless
    Peep Show
    The spoof science show Look around you

  141. Enterprise? Hmmm... by InterStellaArtois · · Score: 1
    Top of the piracy charts is ... followed by *Star Trek: Enterprise* (90,000).

    Well they know which popular internet news site to find who's been downloading THAT!

  142. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain liberty will rip your head off and shit down your throat!

    Now, I command you to go to your local RIAA sactioned music store, or MPAA sanctioned theatre, and pay them all of the money in your bank account to start your repentance!

  143. Get out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....And eat some curries my friend! Nothing better than getting pissed up on lager and guzzeling a really hot curry; of course when drunk theres always Kebabs, but I reckon Shwarmas are better as they have all the greatness of kebabs but without spilling it everywhere...
    Of course there are loads of Italian places to eat too, theres such a wide variety of food available (including of course the tradition english cafe for a fat fry up!) that just eating at "Maccie D's" would be a real crying shame....

    Ah, lol shame you went to Brunel tho mate, Uxbridge is really the arse end of the world and it takes about 30mins to get into London, so not suprised you ended up eating mainly at McDonaulds, its a shame as Uxbridge is full of ignorant c*nts! (My m8 lived there for quite a while, and had to beat up some kid that tried to mug him in the street!)

    1. Re:Get out there! by tcr · · Score: 1

      ....And eat some curries my friend! Nothing better than getting pissed up on lager and guzzeling a really hot curry; of course when drunk theres always Kebabs, but I reckon Shwarmas are better as they have all the greatness of kebabs but without spilling it everywhere...
      Of course there are loads of Italian places to eat too, theres such a wide variety of food available (including of course the tradition english cafe for a fat fry up!)


      With that post, I think we've lost the right to call anyone else overweight.. :-)

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  144. Not hard to see why... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised the UK came out top, we get most shows 6 months behind other countries if we even get them atall, sometimes it's possible to get them quicker with satelite or cable, but these cost a lot of money (and we brits already pay a tv license.. many people are quite insulted to be asked to pay even more, especially when most of the paid for channels also include commercials which we dont get on the BBC channels) and some landlords don't allow the installation of satelite or cable in their buildings..

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  145. Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by midifarm · · Score: 2, Informative
    First of get your examples straight...

    Your first example is of Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's Welsh not British.

    The second is Thandie Newton, while her father was British, she's Zambian and her mother was the princess of Zimbabwe.

    The third I'm not familiar with.

    Elizabeth Taylor, while BORN in England, is painfully American. Both parents were from St Louis and she only resided in the UK for seven years.

    Your only true correct example is Elizabeth Hurley.

    I think you're leaving out the fabulous Bond girls that were English. I'm not sure of all their names, but you could've researched your torts much better.

    Peace

    1. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by trash+eighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      funny, and here was me thinking that wales was a part of the british isles

    2. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be 'tarts' you were going for, but otherwise exactly what I was thinking when I read those examples.

    3. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask the Welsh if they're British.

    4. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      she's Welsh not British
      I'm sure I'm only one of several million that'll point this out, but being Welsh, not British, is like being Californian, not American.

      You upset a lot of Welsh people when you say they're not British almost as much as you upset them if you say they're English.

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    5. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by midifarm · · Score: 1
      Ask a Scot if he's British as well.

      Peace

    6. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wales is part of the United Kingom. If you were born in the UK before 1983, you are British. (There are some extra requirements if you were born after 1983.)

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    7. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by mickyflynn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      only because the Welsh WERE the Britons before the Saxons came. Wales comes from the Anglo-Saxon (old English) word walash, meaning a "foreigner", so calling them Welsh is more of an insult than calling them british. But i'm a Paddy, so what do I know.

    8. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do YOU even believe that the irish are british. Ireland is a british isle and I don't believe you or them would think that they are british.

    9. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Well, Wales is part of Great Britain, which is that big island to the East of you, and if that wasn't enough GB is part of the British Isles, which includes Ireland. In this case it's a continental thing, not a related-to-ancient-Britons thing (who almost certainly didn't call themselves Britons in any case) or a political thing, though on a political level the Welsh are clearly British too.

      Kind of amusing though your point about the Welsh/foreigner thing. I didn't know that!

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    10. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the third one is Dido. And she's hot in that cute sort of way.

    11. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ask the Welsh if they're British.

      Better yet, ask them that in Welsh. They'll probably ask you to repeat it in English.

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    12. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by mickyflynn · · Score: 1
      Well, they would have called them selves Britons under Rome, who called them so. Otherwise, they had their tribal names, probably as Caesar said of the Gauls, "Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur" that is, more or less, the third who in their language are called Celts, but whom we call Gauls. (i'm only a second semester Latin student, and an English lit major. But I know that's close for the highlighted part). So, they had a unified cultural Identity, and possibly called themselves Celts or something, as they are more Celtic than the Gael (who are, as the Book of Invasions says, hailing from Northern Spain and of relation to the Basques. Genetics have proven this, iirc, and the people of Gallicia in Spain speak a non-Romance language and play bagpipes).

      The Welsh still do have a strong cultural identity with their bardic festival and all. Poltically, I'd say their more subdued than 'British,' they don't even get a stripe on the Union Jack... of course, dragons won't fit. For a long time it was illegal to speak Welsh. Of course, the Tudors were Welsh (which is why the Crown Prince is called the Prince of Wales, I belive). It'd all just be riddiculous chest thumping and crap to try and do anything about it now. Same with Scotland. There are lots of people who want to not be 'British,' just Scottish, but it'll likely never happen. As the song goes, 'The Sea, oh the Sea, is An Gradh Geal Mo Chroi (the great joy of my heart), long may it stay between England and me, for it's a sure gurantee that some hour we'll be free, thank God we're surrounded by water!'... Wales and Scotland have none. :-)

    13. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Here's handy, because I'm three relevant things:

      i) The grand parent poster
      ii) Welsh (the "Owen" in my username is a clue)
      iii) British, and a citizen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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    14. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      I think you're leaving out the fabulous Bond girls that were English.


      British Bond Girls:


      Dr. No - Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

      From Russia With Love- Martine Beswicke (Zora) - born in Jamaica to British parents

      Goldfinger - Margaret Nolan (Dink)

      Goldfinger - Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson)

      Goldfinger - Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson)

      Goldfinger - Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore)

      Thunderball - Molly Peters(Patricia Fearing)

      On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Diana Rigg (Teresa Di Vicenzo)

      On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)

      Live And Let Die - Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso)

      Live And Let Die - Jane Seymour (Solitaire)

      The Man With The Golden Gun - Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

      The Living Daylights - Maryam d' Abo (Kara Milovy)

      Goldeneye - Serena Gordon (Caroline)

      The World Is Not Enough - Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

      Die Another Day - Rosamund Pike (Miranda Frost)

    15. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking English makes you british how? If it wasn't for other English speaking nations, the Brits would be speaking german right now.

    16. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regardless of whether they wish to be identified as British, the fact is that they are. If not, then why are Welsh and Scottish people issued with passports saying "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland"? Wouldn't that exclude Wales and Scotland if Great Britain was coextensive with England?

    17. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Zemrec · · Score: 1

      Interesting that bit about British nationality (I'm American). One thing that I wondered about was the last part about revoking citizenship "These powers cannot be exercised, however, if the subject would be rendered stateless as a result, and a right of appeal exists."

      What's so bad about being stateless? Hell, sometimes I wish I didn't have to be anyone's vassal...excuse me "citizen".

      If a private individual or organization somehow managed to go to uncontested territory, like, say the Moon, and set up a colony there, could they declare themselves Moonians (Lunatics? :-) and renounce any citizenship to Earth countries?

      Just a thought.

    18. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and the people of Gallicia in Spain speak a non-Romance language"

      Excuse me ? That's news to me. AFAIK they speak a *very* Romance language, akin to Portuguese. Some people even think their language is a dialect of Portuguese.

    19. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter ask an Englishman if he's British...

    20. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by thopkins · · Score: 1

      The title Prince of Wales came from the fact that Edward I (of Braveheart fame) conquered Wales after many had tried. He created the title for his son, Edward II, and it has been used since.

    21. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Depends where you are. English is the primary (only) language spoken in much of Wales. In the North Western corner, however, Welsh is taught and used widely as a first language.

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    22. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by tcr · · Score: 1

      Okaaay.....

      Me : Are you Welsh?

      Me : Yes.

      Me : Are you British?

      Me : Yes.

      Any good?

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    23. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by tcr · · Score: 1

      We officially live in (wait for it..) Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

      England, Wales, Scotland : Great Britain plus UK

      Northern Ireland : UK

      Eire : Eire.

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    24. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      You've got it all wrong. The problem arises when you ask a Welsh person "So where in England is Wales?". I've had it done to me. :(

      Don't mind being called British so much, but being called English is another story entirely.

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    25. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by rs79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your only true correct example is Elizabeth Hurley.

      Uh, she's Welsh. My dad knocked up her mum on the sly; we Welsh are like that. Besides, everyone knows all English men ae really homosexuals that prefer caning young boys.

      Ok I'm exagerating. It's just the men in politics and that work for the BBC.

      God knows how many half brothers and sisters I have.

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    26. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by rs79 · · Score: 1

      funny, and here was me thinking that wales was a part of the british isles

      Actually England is part of the Celtic empire. As the first race to sack Rome in 390 AD, and the fonders of Germany we find it easier to let you believe what you think you know.

      We get more quiet time with our sheep that way.

      Max Boyce is actually head of the secret Cabal that runs this world.

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    27. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      That's my memory taking leave. I knew they got uppity if you called them one or the other, just made the wrong choice.

    28. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      And Eddie had to build all of them Castles around the place, to keep a handle on things ever afterwards.

      Llywelyn ap Gruffudd. That's the last Welsh king he trounced- unles you count his brother Dafydd.

      If you are named Griffith or Davis/Davies, it's likely that your ancestors held a soft spot for Welsh kingship...

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    29. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought welsh was compulsory up until 14yrs old all over wales?

    30. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes they are. The welsh are mostly the descdants of the people called 'Britons' or 'Britani' in pre-saxon times. Regardless of political differences between the English and the Welsh, Wales is _definitely_ part of the UK.

    31. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 1

      It's true. I can't tell you how prevalent it is, but the same is true with Brittany in France. Celtic people, culture, and language (barely spoken there however).

    32. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      well, Gallego is not Spanish. My mother is working on her masters in Santiago De Composetella in Spanish (Romance Language major at Princeton, class of 1977) and is picking it up some. Breton (the language in Brittany) seems almost irradicated. Basque is the truely interesting thing though.

    33. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by natd · · Score: 1

      And yes, plenty of Northern Irish would say their nationality is British. And no, it wouldn't be strictly split on religigious grounds. Your nationality, at the end of the day, is the passport you carry and in N.Ireland that is pretty much British.

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    34. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Yes, thanks be to the 7 American pilots in the Battle of Britain when Britain really might have been invaded by the Nazis. By the time Jul 1941 came arround we'd settled into an impasse

    35. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 1

      Gallego, Breton, Welsh, and Cornish are all very similar (especially Cornish and Breton, they say that fishermen from Cornwall and Brittany could readily understand each other). They are all, of course, celtic, along with Scottish Gaelic, and Gaelic. Basque has virtually no relationship to any known language, which makes it such a mystery. Being that your mother is in Galecia right now studing linguistics, I'm sure you know most of this, but I'm still responding to the grandparent.

    36. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      well, it's summer sessions. she's a high school spanish teacher (also has taught latin and french). she's done one seven week session, and has 2 more to go. I study English and History, which is all irrelvenet to the career i'm hoping for as an armoured cavalry officer. OCS application next fall and hopefully off after graduation.

      But, being of Irish extraction, and intensly interested in Celtic history and culture, the languages have been an object of interest for me as well. Irish Gaelic is actually, so I hear from people who know better than I do, similar to Basque. I suspect it might be true, as there are genetically similarities too, with the Basques. The P-celtic and Q-Celtic (I believe are the strains) divide the Welsh/Cornish/Manx/Breton/Gallic (Gaul -- France) languages and the Irish/Scotch languages (Scots having come from Ireland, deplacing the Picts). It seems that Irish are not actually Celts, from studies, so much as the Gaels are something different. However, they seem to have BECOME what people think of as Celts, as opposed to Halstat or La Tene culture. The Book of Invasions says that the Milasians (Gaels) came from Northern Spain to Ireland. The genetic studies i've seen support that, as well as cultural studies, saying that the Iberians, who came from Northern Africa, but who were non-black, non-arab, came to Spain (Iberian Peninsula), mixed with thte basques and absorbed some of their language as well as some peripheral Celtic culture, pre-La Tene, and then took it Ireland. But it's all highly irrelevent for Slashdot, I guess.

    37. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Elizabeth Taylor, while BORN in England, is painfully American. Both parents were from St Louis and she only resided in the UK for seven years.

      Yes, but looks are pretty much genetic. How you dress, fix your hair, etc. is influenced by where you live, but your basic bone structure, etc (which is why most of these women are considered beautiful) is only environmental if you get plastic surgery.

      That said, Madeline Albright was born in... Poland, I believe? Her family fled to the US during WWII. So she doesn't count as an ugly American, really.

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    38. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the fucking appreciation. Maybe we'll let you take care of the next threat to world freedom alone.

    39. Re:Hold it right there Dr. Smith... by gowen · · Score: 1

      It is, but outside of the North, it's almost never used outside the classroom (and to follow the rugby commentary on S4C).

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  146. BBC by Aughavey · · Score: 1

    Isn`t the BBC about to put all its content library online for people to download?

  147. Leads the world in TV PIRACY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had no idea the UK had so many people willing to PAY MONEY for illegal recordings of broadcast TV.

  148. Odd by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Its weird because TV here hasn't gotten to the stage where advertising makes it unwatchable, from what i see/hear in the 'states you guys have to deal with adverts around every 5 minutes, scrolling crap, banners, and stupid station logos, we have none of that, adverts every 15 or 30 minutes and at least the oldy free terrestrial channels have the sense to understand that the channel name can be transmitted with the teletext so its really really not needed on screen. Most US shows are about one series behind, sometimes more or less, and free-to-air digital (from aerial) tv is becoming quite popular which has more stuff. I download shows when they just aren't being shown soon enough over hear - what can I say: if you go and make your show SO exciting that I cant wait for the next series then im going to want to watch the next series one way or another, either cash in or shut up. Ok yes i know i can pay for cable/satellite/extra stuff but id rather just pay for the one or two things i want to see, and not be ripped off buy some £50 DVD set - not enough is being done to provide these things the way people want and at the price people want, so people are taking matters into their own hands, they're probably going to watch the shows again when they come on TV so whats the big deal? You can give me some moral crap but my morals are questionable so i dont care.

    Actually women here are hot, at least in London, and the.. erm foreign restaurants are great, but way too expensive, and rain is cool too. Oh and since privatisation, our transport system is second to none, i don't think there's been a train crash, or air traffic control failure in at least 2 days, London roads are clear thanks to our wonderful Mayors use of public funds, you can actually set your watch by the bus.

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  149. red the dictionary much? by Zareste · · Score: 1

    Y'know if these shows were pirated, the networks wouldn't still have them.

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  150. The article misses some glaring points. by jbordall · · Score: 1

    (1) I read the article, which did not mention the huge amounts of money Hollywood makes releasing TV shows to DVD. Case in point: The Family Guy; the DVD release of season one was sooo popular, Fox is re-releasing it on the primetime schedule. A very rare case of the tail wagging the dog. Obviously, Bittorrent may put a huge den in home DVD revenue. (2) Perhaps the reason a substantially greater share of TV show downloads are done by Britons has to do with necessity or other marketplace factors. The show mentioned in the piece, "24", is an American show. American shows compose most of the Top 50 of TV show downloads. Perhaps they are not as prevalent on broadcast and cable TV in Britain and Australia as they are in America. Therefore, out of necessity, many Britons and other non-American, English speakers have resorted to downloading them. On a personal note, I am originally from the island of Guam, where "America's Day Begins!" and where the local cable company sucks ass! Firstly, we get our TV *one-week* behind schedule because the videotapes(VHS) are flown-in from San Francisco and played through the cable TV. Our cable TV company extorts money from the consumers without adequate government oversight, and their service is down so frequently that I cannot rely on them to "broadcast"(a very loose term in their case) an important TV event. One year even the Super Bowl broadcast almost did not air (because they had been using the US Gov't's Far East Network satellite feed without paying for it!) As I've given you ample anecdotal evidence, sometimes mainland America is so blessed, that the necessity to utilize an innovative solution just isn't there yet.

  151. READ by Zareste · · Score: 1

    Oh and on top of that, I get a typo.

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  152. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by Rotten168 · · Score: 1

    Dentistry is much, much more reasonable than health care here in the states. I think I pay 1 dollar a week for dental care rather than the 25$/week.

  153. Wow, they're further along than I thought by mwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those clever Brit.s have figured out how to download televisions? I still have to lug them home physically.

  154. What is "TV piracy"? by Kosi · · Score: 1

    People waving the skull and crossbones coming to your home, taking away your TV?

    Or movies like Peter Pan?

  155. Show Producers WAKE UP! by fatgeekuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You no longer need the TV companies to distribution your shows...

    I would quite happily download AND WATCH shows that contained adverts from the internet.

    THINK about it... why bother getting a bad quality rip of a TV show SOMETIMES if you can go to the studios website and download a show for free.

    The Studio could sell advert space in the downloads.

    I would have no problem watching an advert or two.

    Current TV shows are 40 minutes long repending on 20 minutes of adverts to fill up the 1hour slot.

    Why not make 40minute shows with 10 minutes of advertising (you will not have the overheads to support of one of the networks!)

    but for heavens sake do NOT try to force us to watch the adverts... we don't have to do that now (simply using a VCR and forwarding through adverts, or just going out to make a cup of tea)

    surely theres a businessman out there with some nouse...

  156. We are SO far behind the rest of the world! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    When are we going to be able to download TVs in the US?!

    BTW, do you print them out after downloading, or what?

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  157. TV Piracy? How about a VCR? by aslate · · Score: 1

    I seem to be using the internet as a VCR now, as opposed to pirating TV. Every Monday we have a problem with there being three shows on at once, so we watch one, record one on the VCR, and i download the other off the internet.

    When we go on holiday, i can download anything interesting i missed without the bother of setting the VCR, organising the tapes so everything fits on and hoping that we didn't forget to hit the "Power" button which sets it to record from the settings.

    The fact is, the internet is far more flexible (I can "record" a show a week after it was aired, or one that i missed but wanted to see. I can also "record" more then one show at once), better quality then my VCR and pretty quick (An hour or two for a TV show, i don't really have a problem, i'm not in a rush).

  158. Maybe UK has the worst TV available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the UK leads the league in TV downloading because they have the worst/least selection? I've watched European TV, and I can't say that I'm impressed. I guess I'm used to 200+ channels. I grew up with 4, and if that was my choice today, and I had internet access, I'd be downloading TV _all_day_long.

  159. The Only Thing Wrong With The UK by CraftyUK · · Score: 2

    ..Is its *far* too close to France.

    1. Re:The Only Thing Wrong With The UK by anonicon · · Score: 1

      No way. One of the beauties of the UK, if you're interested in mainland Europe, is that there are *so many* radically different cultures within a short flight's distance. In America, outside of Mexico, all the radically different cultures are 10-15 hours away. Bleh.

    2. Re:The Only Thing Wrong With The UK by tealover · · Score: 1

      Not when you live in NYC.

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  160. Ahhh... So refreshing! (and different) by FlynnMP3 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot group think* in full force again I see.

    The /. mind bitched and complained about their 'rights' when the RIAA police was starting to knock on the P2P door (Napster).

    Napster got shut down with a court order and finally a lawsuit. A dark day for P2P geeks everywhere. No matter, this just spawned new & improved versions of P2P for which to share the gooey caramel center of P2P music sharing.

    Then the RIAA starting suing people. /. group think spouted, "They are infringing our rights!" What they really meant was they are infringing our right to the free sharing of information.

    1000s of lawsuits were settled. Most out of court just so the RIAA could make an example and teach the public at large that it was 'illegal' to download music. The public got the message. Sure, P2P music sharing still happens, but it isn't anywhere near what it used to be.

    Geeks everywhere starting boycotting the music industry since they were boneheaded about adapting to the new information age of sharing. "So what!", they proclaimed, "I hate their tripe anyway! I still have movies to download!"

    Then the MPAA, bolstered by the success of RIAA, started going after the P2P scene. Learning somewhat from the previous PR mistakes, they researched for a very long time to come up with a pretty good solution. Never found one that both sides could live with and decided to start with the litigation anyway (since they had all those logs from the research they did). /. group thinkers(tm) once agin arose to the occasion. "They make garbage too! I openly and civically disobey and mock the preview movie trailers telling me by downloading movies, I am putting keygrips out of a job!"

    Still the MPAA persisted and succeeded in taking out vast swaths of the P2P bittorrent scene. Ahhh. The Internet can breath once again. It's not so choked up with that nasty bittorrent traffic. As least that is what the major backbones that have those IP taps on them say.

    "No Fair!", /. group thinkers proclaimed, "They can't do that!" The Internet was meant to be free and you guys are ruining it!"

    Hate to break it to you folks, but commercial interests have already subverted the Internet for their own business models. Why, how else could they pay for all those javascript popup companies?

    Well now, in a truly original move, they (whoever they are, the Man(tm) no doubt) are starting to rally against P2P sharing of TV and Anime. Once again, /. groupthinkers are spouting off about their rights and how it should be free since it is captured from the air.

    Umm...actually..no. That's not entirely true. see broadcasters have paid millions for the right to use the electromagnetic spectrum and billions more for the equipment to best utilize those frequencies to make money. Now those bratty P2Pers are messing it all up...again! (shakes fist randomly in air)

    The newest attack on P2P will succeed. Lawsuits will be filed. ISPs will be subpoenad for their IP logs, and people will be hurt financially.

    It's happening folks, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. The golden age of the Internet was gone long ago. The only way to reclaim part of it is to go completely underground. Encryption, private networks, and trusted communities. Most of which are starting to happen. /rant

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    * To be fair, Slashdot group think is a phenomenon of perception inside the human mind. Of course not everybody think the ways the very vocal minority thinks. The majority with their dimuinutive voices of reason tend to get drowned out in the pompous, showy, and hyperbolic arguments that the minority has.

    Course, that still doesn't change perception. As any sales business person will tell you, "Perception is reality. Or it's so close it doesn't matter that it's not completely right."

  161. *Why* global warming would cool British Isles by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    You omitted to mention the *reason* that global warming could well make Britain colder; the gulf-stream (ocean current), which keeps the British Isles warmer than they'd otherwise be at that latitude could be affected. If it moved away from the British Isles; BAM!

    The loss of heat from the Gulf Stream would more than offset the increase due to global warming.

    Also, I'm not sure if the predicted increase in precipitation (rain n' stuff) is due to that, or whether an increase in the temperature would cause the UK to get more rain .

    Bear in mind that due to its position and physical shape, the UK weather system is complicated.

    I've heard of people who thought the British interest in the weather was unjustified, and just an excuse to make polite, inoffensive conversation.

    Until they actually came to the UK and realised that the weather really *is* that changable. Going from grey overcast skies with heavy rain to hot sun and back again in the period of 3 or so hours is not unusual, although it *is* annoying even if you live here.

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    1. Re:*Why* global warming would cool British Isles by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Until they actually came to the UK and realised that the weather really *is* that changable.

      I posted earlier today about how nice and sunny the weather was. Since then it has hailed, blown a gale and is now clearing up looking like the evening will be as clear and pretty as the morning.

      There was a pigeion preening outside my window in the sun and then suddenly it was being shot-blasted and couldn't get into the air to find shelter.

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  162. If they provided an option for you to pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you pay for the shows if there were a way to get the shows for a fee?

    I don't believe that this is piracy in that the shows are not available any other way. They, in essence, are thus 'news' for you in a sense.

    if you also watch the commercials that are part of the show that should be 'fee' enough. The TV content providers do not provide a way for you to legally pay for the type of content that Brits seem to want to see.

    I don't understand the fascination with American TV. It is such a throw-away thing.

    1. Re:If they provided an option for you to pay? by metamatic · · Score: 1

      If I could pay the UK TV license fee and get BBC1, BBC2 and Channel 4, I'd do it. Absolutely no question there.

      I thought BBC America would save my sanity, but they only seem to show heavily censored, cropped versions of shows. Screw that.

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  163. Don't forget HDTV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Downloading from the US also allows you to watch HDTV versions of shows, which won't be in europe until 2008*

    *made up but roughly right...

  164. Imagine my discust when I . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine my discust when I had to watch McBeth centuries after it was released. It just wasn't the same. It just isn't as good if you can't see it just right away.

  165. Its probably because... by JustNiz · · Score: 0, Troll

    of the UK TV licence fee.
    It goes towards direct funding of the BBC which means that BBC TV programming is high quality and commercial-free. Therefore the UK has some of the best TV programming in the world.

    TV in countries like the USA have crap programming and so many repeats, all interrupted by so many commercial breaks because crappy programming is cheap and commercials bring in the money.
    Consequently, most US TV is such a mediocre experience (except for PBS) that it not even worth the disk space, and if you wait few days you'll get the same episode of Seinfeld again anyway.

  166. My response? by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    Yeah, I know...don't like it. Want that one.

  167. Wait wait... by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

    What exactly is TV piracy? Is it a bunch of people getting onto a boat with sony tvs and stealing them?... or is it taping a show then sharing it with your friends? Exactly how is that illegal since it has been broadcasted? There is no monetary value to a show that has been recorded off the air. When did the copyright holders have the right to make sure that when it reached the show reached the TV that it would end there?

  168. Make BBC post all shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the stuff is already paid for the BBC should post all of their content on line for free for the world.

    You Brits could lead the world in free TV for all.

    Imagine, a last hurrah for Brits leading the world.

    We all so much want to see Camillia and the wedding.

    If I can't watch it at my leisure it just won't be the same.

    Seriously, you should lobby for access to all BBC shows as they are paid for already and essentially owned by the British Public.

    1. Re:Make BBC post all shows by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If the stuff is already paid for the BBC should post all of their content on line for free for the world.

      And Hollywood movies are "already paid for" once they've been made, so we should get them free too.

      Put simply, I'm all in favour of British people being allowed to download BBC-owned material for free, because most of them paid for it through the license fee. But I don't have a problem in charging people elsewhere for (most of) it, unless they made a contribution towards the production costs.

      Don't get me wrong; I support things like World Service radio being freely available across the world; if nothing else, the BBC are, for all their faults, a better news source than most others, and this is particularly important in countries where the government or other forces would like to censor the facts. (I'm not forgetting that people thoughout the world benefit from (eg) GPS, which is paid for by the US; World Service radio is semi-altruistic in the same way).

      However, this does *not* extend towards (eg) letting Americans get "Fawlty Towers" and "The Office" for free, and so on. News; yes. Comedy, drama; no.

      Sorry, but if you don't want to pay directly for the BBC, you shouldn't expect to receive their non-essential output for nothing.

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  169. Piracy? by Muttonhead · · Score: 1

    Really, this sounds more like time shifting than piracy.

  170. Wonderful UK by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    If there is great food in the UK it must have come over on the Chunnel train from France. The UK has the worst food in the western hemisphere. Fish paste sandwiches YUCK.

    The wonderful climate must be if you are allergic to sunlight. The rain and constant dreary grey skies make for a truly depressing lifestyle.

    The women are beautiful to the residents of the UK because most have never been to Denmark.

    1. Re:Wonderful UK by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I think that if you want to judge the entire UK restaurant secene by only eating fish-paste sandwiches, then you've missed the point.

      Personally I'd prefer to eat some of the nicer food available and drink some of the best beer in the world.

      Actually every time I go to Denmark, I rediscover how rude and arrogant most Danish women apparently are, in comparison to UK women.

    2. Re:Wonderful UK by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with British beer. That is drink however, not food.

      The last time I was in England I had a chance to listen to the speakers at Hyde Park Corner. One gentleman stood up and made the observation that if you travel around the world you will find Chinese restaurants, Italian restaurants, French, Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, you name it. But never never an English restaurant. The point is obvious.

    3. Re:Wonderful UK by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Caw, I'd KILL for a good salmon and shrimp paste sandwich.

      Don't get me started on Danish women. They can do no wrong.

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    4. Re:Wonderful UK by Archimboldo · · Score: 1

      One gentleman stood up and made the observation that if you travel around the world you will find Chinese restaurants, Italian restaurants, French, Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, you name it. But never never an English restaurant. The point is obvious. Not necessarily a bad commentary. You won't find American restaurants either (well I hardly think McDonalds counts in the edible food category), but I've eaten at many a natural foods restaurant in the US that was delicious. For a time they categorized some of these as "California Cuisine", but the name evidently didn't stick.

  171. I'll stick up for the climate by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

    I fucking LOVE the British climate. Then again, I'm the kind of person who likes a bit of variety in life, so I consider the fact it isn't sunny all year round to be an advantage.

    I happen to think that frosty mornings are the best mornings, that plenty of rain is essential for maintaining a lush, green landscape, that fog and snow are atmospheric and that two or three months of scorching hot weather a year are plenty. The only weather that pisses me off is wind, but since I've given up smoking, it doesn't bother me so much. (I used to roll my own)

    The British countryside is beautiful all year round, because of the climate. It just wouldn't appeal to someone who's idea of heaven is getting sunburn in the middle of winter.

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  172. How do they know? by slapout · · Score: 1

    How do they come up with these statistics? Its not something that you can easily track. Are they calling people on the phone and asking them if they download tv shows from the net?

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  173. Don't suppose it's the weather? by gmknobl · · Score: 1

    Let's see, it rains in over almost as much as Seattle, the climate is colder, and you have a seemingly more open policy towards skin on the tube...

    Yeah, I can see "piracy" higher as well as just copying a program and lending it to your friends (otherwise known as legal fair use that corporations are trying to stop here in the US).

  174. Our 7.3% by White+Roses · · Score: 1
    You know why the US even has as much as 7.3%? Because the new Battlestar Galactica airs in the UK first. Give it to us first, and that 7.3% . . . will just go back to the UK's portion, really, solving nothing.

    I've read a lot of interesting solutions in this thread. Some might even be feasible. But like the music and movie industries, no one will try any of them until it's too late. Which it may be already.

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  175. Not just that though.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We also have a strong stage tradition a lot of our actors come via the stage and can ham it up a storm!

  176. Have you asked BBC if this is possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should lobby your members of parliment for rules that make what you do legal and provide a mechanism for you to license this stuff that you want.

  177. US is 3rd??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it just goes to show you that there is nothing good on tv here in America.

  178. Business Model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the networks streamed their shows for about two weeks for free, those of us without tivos/vcrs wouldn't be forced to download anything. I'd even put up with commercials, just to be able to watch a show when I wanted. All the shows I'd consider downloading are free over broadcast tv anyway and I doubt most people are building huge tv archives, but instead just want to see shows they missed during their initial showing.
    Obviously this only works for the major networks and not HBO or other premium stations, but people that pay for that probably all will have in demand soon enough.
    Those with antennas who missed the simpsons are left screwed though.

  179. How is it piracy? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ... when a program that is given away for FREE, is spread around and enjoyed further by a larger audience?

    a) the broadcasters don't have to use their broadcast networks, saving more of the precious tv time for infomercials and reality-tv shows
    b) the producers get re-viewings without having to pay residuals to the actors
    c) the commercials are invariably edited out, but anyone who thinks we're actually sitting and watching that umpteenth commercial for feminine maxi pads instead of going to get a soda is either fooling themselves or a self-delusional advertising mogul.

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    1. Re:How is it piracy? by Ahnteis · · Score: 1

      That would be the "common sense" approach rather then the "who has the biggest lawyer" approach.

      Sadly, common sense seems to have no place in legal matters.

  180. Exactly by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    And it does happen in America. That's what anime fansubbing is all about - bringing Japanese animation outside Japan years before it gets put out on DVD overseas, if it is put out on DVD at all. The main differences are 1) fansubbing is a lot more work than just copying, 2) conscientious fansubbing groups stop fansubbing it when the series is licensed and 3) you will have to PAY MONEY to watch the licensed dvd version of what was meant to be shown for FREE on broadcast television. In rare cases it will be shown on TV, but only in dubbed form.

    Really most of the blame for this goes to the Japanese producers, who rather than directly bringing their works to other countries via in-house localization and foreign subsidiaries choose to negotiate exclusive arrangements with completely separate companies on a per-series basis, generally well after the series has completed its original Japanese run, and to the highest bidder, and regardless of the quality of the final product.

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  181. Re:38.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's even a misread estimate. It was 38.4% of TV downloads in the EU and 18.5% worldwide.

    Heaven forbid the article submitter actually read the article.

  182. What about Anime? by downlo · · Score: 1
    Since the guardian article only named groups that conducted the survey, its hard to tell what was sampled. My guess it was just the US and the EU, since if they had included anime in the US data, we would have ranked number one.

    Looking at the tracker for a popular (and recently licensed, ninja) anime, yesterday showed over 30,000 unique downloads. I have no clue what region these people are in, but thats a lot of downloads, and the torrent was just released. Give it a day, and it will pass enterprise; a week, 24; and a month it will probably set its own record.

  183. Piracy by RiddleofSteel · · Score: 1

    Oh the horror, sharing stuff that was already pubically broadcast for all to see, oh when will the madness end...

  184. Re:known for beautiful women?? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    The number of people watching your show sans advertising (you can at least sort of spin the TiVo crowd as having received the ads) doesn't really concern the network that much. They produce a show for advertising dollars, and without eyeballs dollars goes down ...

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  185. pitiful... PITIFUL... HOW DARE U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PITIFUL!... DO YOU KNOW ME?... DID BOB TELL YOU ABOUT ME?... He IS a FUCKING LIAR!!!... He doesn't know shit and he doesn't know me. How dare you call me pitiful... It's not like I can just move to Britain and be part of the "largest number of downloaders" whoop de do... I have a job and I have a life... seriously... I do have a job...

  186. Definitions by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organised by the Swiss.
    Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organised by the Italians.
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  187. That's not sarcastic by wiredog · · Score: 1
    It's true. London has great Indian cooking, and several other cuisines besides. Sure, it's not the US which gets a new cuisine every time someone loses a war, but still. Good food.

    Many UKian women are hotties.

    The climate isn't that bad. Spring in Yorkshire is, well, can be, lovely.

  188. rofl duh by tehwebguy · · Score: 1

    of course they lead tv piracy, they have 5 channels.

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  189. You Forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the machanics French, the chefs British, and it's all organsed by the Italians.

    And occupied by the Americans!

  190. Wensleydale cheese by halr9000 · · Score: 1


    Monty Python's Flying Circus -
    "Cheese Shop"

    [ from Monty Python's Flying Circus, third season, first shown 30.11.1972 ]

    The Players:
    John Cleese - Mousebender;
    Michael Palin - Wensleydale;
    The Scene:
    An Edwardian-style shop which carries the signs:
    'Ye Olde Cheese Emporium';
    'Henry Wensleydale, Purveyor of Fine Cheese to the Gentry and the Poverty Stricken Too';
    'Licensed for Public Dancing';
    Two men dressed as city gents are Greek dancing in the corner to the music of a bouzouki.
    Mousebender enters.

    [snip]

    MOUSEBENDER:
    Camembert, perhaps?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Ah! We have Camembert, yes sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    You do! Excellent.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Yes, sir. It's, ah ..... it's a bit runny.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Oh, I like it runny.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Well, it's very runny, actually, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    No matter. Fetch hither le fromage de la Belle France! M-mmm!
    WENSLEYDALE:
    I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
    MOUSEBENDER:
    I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Oh .....
    MOUSEBENDER:
    What now?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    The cat's eaten it.

    [snip]

    MOUSEBENDER:
    Er, Wensleydale?
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Yes?
    MOUSEBENDER:
    Ah, well, I'll have some of that.
    WENSLEYDALE:
    Oh, I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mr Wensleydale, that's my name.

  191. Torrent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  192. Don't forget, great dental care... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    ...nothing like an English bird's smile.

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  193. In defense of the Britons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm.

    Wit and charm are somehow less appealing than falseness and insecurity (the two overriding traits when I think of American women)? Every female British expat I've met has been an absolute doll (I'm in the States). In a word: soulful.

    Give me a place that has overcast skies (perfect cuddling weather), Fuller's ESB, crumpets, and willful girls with pure white skin over Las Vegas, Budweiser, deep fried Twinkies, Ms. Spears, and any place that could spawn a hellhole such as Florida.

    More for me I guess.

    1. Re:In defense of the Britons by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      "Wit and charm are somehow less appealing than falseness and insecurity (the two overriding traits when I think of American women)?"

      Honestly, I just think they are better at hiding their insecurity. Although, I'm with you in the sense I won't bother with American women. They just aren't worth the effort.

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  194. British myths by amightywind · · Score: 1

    a wonderful climate and beautiful women.

    I am an American who has spent time in many large U.S. cities (New York, Chicago, LA, Denver), so I feel I am qualified to make a judgement. I had the good fortune to visit London on a few occasions. In March the weather there is very pleasant, the flowers coming up, people out in the parks. The people are very friendly to us yanks, and very courteous. The babes were hot as anywhere. London is a great town. The smack people talk about Great Britain is just that.

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  195. Say what? by xmda · · Score: 1
    The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women.


    I'm not trying to be trolling here, promise, but from where I come (Sweden), UK is NOT famous for its cuisine nor for its women. Not that they are ugly, but I would actually say sub-standard (*if* you must compare looks and not look at the inside, blah blah) when it comes to looks, although very nice and with great humor.

    1. Re:Say what? by smcavoy · · Score: 1

      Apparently your sarcasm detector is not working properly.
      Glavin.

    2. Re:Say what? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Thus proving National Lampoons comments about the Swedes as fact, not satire.

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    3. Re:Say what? by xmda · · Score: 1

      Well, I calculated whether it might be sarcasm or not and decided that I thought it was not. So, if it was, my detector was apparently not working that day... :)

    4. Re:Say what? by xmda · · Score: 1

      That description of us is right on the spot!

  196. this whole post...wow by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women. However,"

    wait...was that sarcasm? Or...does someone actually believe that? I found none of those things to be the case. The UK is *not* known for its food...at least, not known for it being good. Stuff pig stomach, etc...no. France, Thailand (thanks to France), Japan, Germany, and even the US - known for its food. The UK? ...

    Wonderful climate? Umm..you've never been to San Deigo, have you...72 degrees year round, rains only a couple times a year...that's a wonderful climate. The UK? Gets really cold, to the point of some transportation methods becoming impossible at times. Always messy, raining, etc.

    And, the women...while some can be cute sometimes, the UK is definately not known for its "beautiful women." Southern California is. Sweden, France (again, damnit)...a few other places. But the UK?

    The UK IS known for being incredibly strong (character, and power), blunt, honest, etc. They don't hold back - as far as the large-scale culture is concerned. Better traits than having good food, I'd think - food can be imported. I'd also rather have a fiery lover than a pretentious one, so they win there too. Weather? Well, can't have everything...

    "according to a story on the Guardian, a new study puts the UK ahead in one more category: it leads the world in TV piracy, accounting for 38.4% of the world's TV downloads, with Australia coming in second at 15.6% and the US in third at a pitiful 7.3%"

    What, precisely, is "pitiful" about having less piracy than the others? Since the internet kinda started here, most of the major mips are still here, and a very large portion of the traffic is here...one would think we'd have more of the piracy. Well, except for the insight someone gave about the UK and Australia having a (sometimes very long) lag on when they see TV shows from the US. If the shows were put out at the same time, then...yeah, I bet piracy from Australia and the UK would go down tremendously.

    1. Re:this whole post...wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stoned, or what? Yes, that was an *attempt* at sarcasm, which was extremely obvious and yet so weak, so seeing as you gave a whole argument against it I'm guessing you're too stupid to waste my time on. I was going to write a reply, but you're too fucking stupid, so fuck it.

    2. Re:this whole post...wow by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      I didn't assume that someone too dumb to know that 38.4% of the EU is not the same as 38.4% of the world was actually capable of sarcasm. Note too that there's more to sarcasm than just saying something wrong...there's a certain style to it that was definately lacking. And hey...some people like nasty weather. People move to Seattle on purpose, for example.

    3. Re:this whole post...wow by batemanm · · Score: 1
      Umm..you've never been to San Deigo, have you...72 degrees year round, rains only a couple times a year...that's a wonderful climate.

      To me that sounds like a terrible climate.

      Gets really cold

      No it doesn't. It drops below freezing every so often and you might get a lot of snow every decade.

      Always messy, raining, etc.

      There are regions that are known for the rain, North west England for example whereas East Scotland is known for not raining.

  197. Dude, bittorrent *is* is OUTSOURCED PVR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone (yourself included) agrees if the content is transmitted over the air, there is a reasonable expectation that people can and will record/timeshift it.

    This fellow to whom you have replied is telling you that he has OUTSOURCED his timeshifting to btefnet. Their PVR is better than the competitions' PVR offerings. The competition (hardware PVR) only has 1 or 2 tuners, btefnet has many more, so he misses out on fewer programs. The terms offered to him by btefnet are far superior too.

    Are you saying it is unreasonable that he has OUTSOURCED the execution of his right to timeshift public over-the-air programs?

  198. It's sad... by Wescotte · · Score: 1

    accounting for 38.4% of the world's TV downloads, with Australia coming in second at 15.6% and the US in third at a pitiful 7.3%"

    America is really falling behind in TV piracy. I blame our current school systems.

  199. American restaurant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In any medium sized city in the US, there are 3 star resterants in the city. These stars are internantionaly used so a 3 star in france should be the same as the US. Besides in the UK you can't have a burger with out getting an adrenaline rush.

  200. An ex-pat in Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a US citizen living in Italy I have been downloading several shows that my wife and I enjoy. Because we both want to improve our Italian I try and limit it to what doesn't ever make it over here (the one exception we make is for 'The Simpsons').

    Reality shows aren't very exportable unless they involve sex (the US and French versions of 'Temptation Island' get dubbed). So we watch 'Survivor', 'The Apprentice', 'The Bachelorette', and last and best 'The Amazing Race'. For quality television we get 'Arrested Development', 'The Daily Show', and 'Good Eats'.

    We do have Sky Italia satellite television which offers a wide array of movies and US TV shows with the choice of original language or dubbed. And all indications are that the TV industry is starting to understand the demand for the latest shows quickly. Last night they just started airing a dubbed version of "Desperate Housewives" on FoxLife. "The Simpsons", "Family Guy", "Futurama", and "King of the Hill" are all on regularly, plus we just saw a dubbed "South Park" recently.

    Italian TV is crap (unless you don't mind shows breaking every 10 minutes to watch sexy scantily clad women try to dance), but the formation of the EU is bringing needed competition (Sky Italia for televsion, Vodafone for cellphones) and hopefully the industry will learn to adapt to the modern world.

    We would pay to get the shows from a service rather than having to download them, but whenever people talk about this I'm not sure that the two sides will meet on the economics of it. Ads (or in Europe taxes) pay for a lot of the shows and as it gets easier to avoid the ads the industry will be forced to change. A MythTV box is in the works for the satellite box, so soon we can even avoid the ads everywhere (like we did in the US with our TiVo).

    We avoid downloading the movies and DVD rips of TV shows (along with illicit software) because we aren't criminals, just people who want greater control of our entertainment.

  201. A view from a Mexican... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well , I am a Mexican who recently moved to Liverpool UK. Now for my experience living here (about 6 months) I must tell I found the following:

    1. Women are pretty, yep at least I can say that the "average" woman is prettier than in Mexico, I may generalize the UK woman as: "if its not fat, its good" but I am just talking about AVERAGES.

    2. The food, well it really sucks from my point of view. The only thing I eat are Pizza (Italian?), Kebabs (India??), Hamburgers (USA?) Fries (???) and English Breakfast (now I eat this, and I think is the best thing they have as a dish...).

    I have tried something called Bovril (and Marmite), and it tastes Terribly Bad in the bread... it tastes better as an infusion...

    As for salaries, I have seen at least for computing seem to be fine (again, comparing from Mexico so... it may not be even).

    3. The ppl here is of course colder than in Mexico, and I think that girls are kind of dumb (the average-standard). Someone told me that he bought (in UK) an Atlas of Europe in order to help him traveling when he was in vacation in UK, and, his surprise was that the atlas didn't included UK!!! (so as if UK was not part of Europe for English...)

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  202. Re:Half of American TV copied from British TV by bingo4000 · · Score: 1
    half of it is copied from British TV in the first place.

    And the stuff that's copied (actually bought and licensed in most cases) is usually as bad as or worse than the British Original. In our defense however, about half of what's left is almost watchable.


    Just because there is an occasional gem out of Britain (The Office for example), doesn't mean their product isn't about as consistently crappy as ours. Americans have a flawed perception that British TV is of a higher quality because they never see 90% of the CRAP that gets on the air over there. Don't believe me? Try living there, crap with quaint accents is still crap.

  203. I thought recording TV was legal. by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    well in some countries.
    If it is, how can sharing what you recorded be different then passing someone a VHS recording.

  204. Oh no. by arafel · · Score: 1

    Thanks - you've just brought back the mentally scarring images of Vicky Pollard in a bikini. That's more of Matt Lucas than I *ever* wanted to see.

    1. Re:Oh no. by Spodlink05 · · Score: 0

      That's more of Matt Lucas than I *ever* wanted to see.

      Star Wars was good though. I think he cameoed as Jabba The Hutt.

    2. Re:Oh no. by arafel · · Score: 1

      You're twisted. I like you.

    3. Re:Oh no. by Spodlink05 · · Score: 0

      I was just trying to fit in...

  205. It makes sense. by Michael+A.+Lowry · · Score: 1

    It makes sense that the U.K. tops the list of TV downloads. Most of the TV programs downloaded are produced in the U.S. The U.K. is a populous country of people whose culture and language are largely similar to the U.S. Most of the TV programd downloaded are not available in the U.K., or are if they are available, they're aired in the U.K. later than in the U.S., or and only on premium satellite or cable networks.

  206. Why the UK? by Michael+A.+Lowry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It makes sense that the U.K. tops the list of TV downloads. Most of the TV programs downloaded are produced in the U.S. The U.K. is a populous country of people whose culture and language are largely similar to the U.S. Most of the TV programs downloaded are not available in the U.K., or are if they are available, they're aired in the U.K. later than in the U.S., or and only on premium satellite or cable networks.

  207. Its just not fair.. by rejecting · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there could be a standard computer literacy test in computer operation and use...

    I'd like to see the result as i feel the US lags FAR behind.

  208. Didn't you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't you know that 68.9% of all statistics are made up?

  209. Increase 'product placements' by wk633 · · Score: 1

    Advertising is becoming increasingly integrated into the show. The Toyota ad on the big screen in the background. The Motorlola logo on the dude's cell phone as he pops it open to take a picture.

    Heck, in my day you had to GET UP OF THE COUCH! and walk over to the TV to change the channel. Someone came out with a volume switch on a long wire. Sitting in your couch you could TURN OFF THE SOUND! durring comercials without getting up.

    The 'avoiding the ads' argument is as old as the hills. People have and will avoid commericals.

  210. -1, Flamebait on the submitter by Reignking · · Score: 1

    Can we flamebait the original post? Due to his sarcastic remarks about the UK, hardly any of this conversation has had anything to do with the actual article. (OTOH, of course, I did enjoy the my-country-is-better-than-yours discourse)

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  211. Not available to buy by Redwin · · Score: 1

    While this reason was mentioned in another /. article I'm sure, I download a lot of TV shows because they are no longer aired and are not released for DVD. ie, unless you saw them at the time there is no way for you to view them again. I wonder how many downloads for TV shows are based on that reasoning?

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  212. Whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your only true correct example is Elizabeth Hurley."

    And she's such a pain in the ass that guys would rather be with ugly hookers rather than her.

  213. Great sig! nt by Skevos+Mavros · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Great Sig!

  214. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And can get in the way when you are fucking him in the ass.

  215. C'mon USA! by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    We gotta trump the world in something else! Pick up the pace!

  216. Re:known for beautiful women?? by schon · · Score: 1

    Wrong!

    No, actually he's not.

    Certain measurable variables are linked to good health, and therefore our genes are programmed to see them as beautifull.

    This is true to *some* degree - however the original poster is correct (at least with regard to his specific example.)

    With regards to weight, for example - fat was once thought of as desirable. If you were fat, it means you were well-fed, which meant you were wealthy. Being wealthy means you were able to provide for your offspring.

    Same goes for suntans. A suntan meant you were poor, because you had to work outside. Rich people had no tan, because they didn't have to spend all day in the sun. It's only *very* recently (the last 80 or 90 years - as the bulk of the workforce moved to working from outdoors to indoors) that a tan became a desirable trait.

    long hair

    BZZT. Wrong. Long hair is considered attractive on females because it's a *differentiator*, not because of genetic cues. If it was a genetic cue, then long hair on *men* would be considered attractive too.

    The idea is that a society will emphasize a difference (even if it's an artificial difference) between the sexes; basically it's considered attractive for a woman to have long hair because men have short hair (which began with the Romans - Roman soldiers cut their hair short because long hair is something that could be used against you in battle.)

  217. Partly TV Stations fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they don't want people to download stuff, air the shows at when they come out, not years later. (In Aust. ST: Voyager only finished THIS year, thats 4 years Aust. was behind.)

  218. Yeah, but where can we download the commercials? by mathmatt · · Score: 1

    Commercials == popups.

    Remember when TV was free? Now we pay the cable companies to serve us hours of popups on the television or Internet. Either way, we're paying for the right to watch these shows. It is hardly "piracy" to download a show that we missed last week while working overtime to get some of the money that we send to our CableProvider/ISP each month.

    In the mean time, would someone please repost the last episode of 24 WITH commercials so I don't feel so bad about "stealing" this garbage that I already paid for... twice!

  219. Re:known for beautiful women?? by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

    While I agree with the sentiment of your comment, how is it any different than getting music off of P2P? I have a radio, don't I? I could have just as easily recorded the songs off of the radio broadcast... I know that quality of downloads from P2P are generally right on par with CD audio, but this is just a "for instance".

  220. Mod parent up! by Cap'n+Steve · · Score: 1

    It always bothers me when people complain about word choice. It seems like a substitute for a real argument.

    I agree about the FSF, too. Most people think about price when they hear the word "free"", not about the information being free to learn from.

  221. You Sir, are a Cad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for spouting generalised insulting nonsense about UK laydies in such a shameless fashion.

    Fair proportion of chubbed up, worn out, overmade up badskinned chipeating best-seen-with-the-lights-off kinda gals in the pool admittedly, but dammit they're generally happy to come home to a slob with bad teeth, one-pack (beer belly) and a vast array of pyrate TV stacked on the sideboard & a radiogram full of banging MP3s.

    And we love them for it (usually from behind cos they're minging & then we can both watch the TV).

  222. Benny Hill Would Take Issue With You Twits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about all those smoking hot babes that Benny Hill was always smacking on the ass when he wasn't smacking that little old man on the head???

    Hey, now that I'm thinking of it...post some of those great British TV Benny Hill torrents!!! :)

  223. Aren't TV Downloads Helpful? by prozac79 · · Score: 1
    Don't the TV studios understand that TV downloads help them? Would they rather have people just stop watching a particular show because it airs at a bad time (or is up against the latest flash-in-the-pan reality show)? I think keeping an audience is a lot more important for a show, even if a small percentage of them aren't watching the commercials. I know there are shows I've stopped watching because it didn't fit in with my schedule and I will probably never pick up again. That means that the show (and hence the station/advertisors) has a 0% chance of me watching it again. But because of Internet downloads, one could still stay current with the show. That means that they talk about it with friends and coworkers who in turn might watch the show and build a larger audience. Some of the best advertising for a show is word of mouth, not the ads plastered to the sides of buses. So why cut off those people who might do your advertising for free because they took the time and interest to download the show from thet Net?

    As a side quesiton... is there a TV watchdog group similar to the RIAA or MPAA? If so, who are they?

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  224. OT:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by twilight30 · · Score: 1

    Vancouver has pretty much the same sort of climate as London with some variation: about the same amount of rain but it seems to be concentrated in the spring. Vancouver pretty much has Indian summers every year. I've lived in London now for six years and I do prefer it, but that is because of the opportunity here as opposed to Vancouver (where I grew up).

    Vancouver's climate is relatively stable as there is a bit of a valley thing going on. Two sides are mountainous, the southern bit's not far from the Rockies, and the only 'open' part to the sea is actually protected by Vancouver Island to the east. So when the weather changes you can relatively sure it will remain like that for several days.

    The 'philosopher'-consort of the Governor-General, John Ralston Saul, once noted that one of the main reasons Canada (I think he really meant Toronto) is so cumbersome in terms of winter living is that the architecture takes no account of what the average person has to wear in order to be comfortable. So when you go to the cinema or the theatre there are no cloakrooms for your winter coats and boots, etc. Despite the impression I have that Saul is a buffoon, I think his observations about that aspect of Canadian culture are accurate. And, I can say that after living in Montreal during my first degree, that Quebec seems to have a better sense of what's what in precisely that 'taking-care-of-you' way.

    So tell me something: after living over there in TO, you strike me as having adopted the Canadian custom of taking off your shoes by the door. Did you ever see anyone in Britain doing that? I still find it hard not to do so myself over here ...

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    1. Re:OT:Malfunction, Will Robinson! by Malc · · Score: 1

      Yes, the weather really gets in the way of living here! It just seems so much easier to get on with life in the UK. It doesn't really help here when all public places are overheated in winter and over chilled in summer. Especially for somebody like me who goes outside without the protection of the car (yes, I cycle all winter). I'm not saying one place is better than another, e.g. I won't have to worry about getting kicked in the head when I'm out drinking beer later.

      As for taking shoes off at the door: I think that varies. We always did it in our house. Of course, I still wear slippers (old man that I am!). I had a flat mate at university. Fairly early on I remember asking where he was going when I saw him put his boots on one morning. "Nowhere" was his reply, "now I'm ready to face the day". I can't say I liked it. With all the carpets (and in the bathrooms too!) you'd think people would want to take their shoes off. Where ever I am, I take my cues from my hosts, although I'm never comfortable wearing outdoor shoes in the bathroom if I go to the loo.

  225. TV Piracy in UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an Air Force veteran who used to live there, I can understand. When you have an extreme left-wing government that actually makes its citzens pay a yearly TV TAX. Yes, you can be heavily fined and even jailed for committing such a heinous crime as watching television in your own home without a license! They actually have hi-tech trucks that drive around based on a list they get from the government on people who have not purchased a tv license, point a big dish antenna at your house and beam a signal at you. Based on common electronic components in all tvs, and how they respond to these signals, they can detect whether you have a tv in your house or not. Then they knock on your door and demand to see your tv license. If you can't produce it, you're in big trouble. How's that for an oppressed, over-taxed, no-freedom society? No wonder tv "piracy" is high there. It was a nice place to visit, but I would NEVER live there!

  226. Mixed bag by The+Tyrant · · Score: 1

    Now see, its hard to tell if your being sarcastic or are deadly serious. The first (ugly) I would agree is quite hideous, at least not in that shot, the second (ugly), while not to my taste, is quite pretty, and the third (women) is, to my eyes at least, one of the most stunningly gorgeous creatures I've seen in a long time.

    Beauty is of course in the eye of the beholder, so YMMV, but perhaps more extreme examples might have been better.

  227. Terminology really doesn't matter by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    You miss my point entirely. I don't care what term people use. I was not seeking to justify modern usage on the basis of historical usage; I was merely pointing out that claiming modern usage is incorrect because the word "pirate" implies ships and hooks and eye patches is not true now and has not been so for centuries.

    Language evolves naturally, but the action in question is well understood in all cases, whether it's described as "copyright infringement", "intellectual property theft", "DVD piracy" or whatever. A point to which you alluded in your post was that all terms used in such a passionate debate are somewhat coloured. Each side of the debate will use descriptions that it feels portrary the matter being debated in the light that best suits its case.

    Personally, I would rather have a substantive debate on things like:

    • the merits or otherwise of copyright
    • the level to which exemptions should be allowed
    • any rights users of copyright material should be given
    and other relevant subjects.

    Incidentally, the latter two aren't the same issue: "fair use rights" is another popular term around here whose users clearly don't understand the legal significance of the word "exemption". In this case, there is a significant difference in the meaning of the terms, and the correct one should be used. For example, whether the current fair use exemptions should be replaced by a right to the ability to copy the material under the circumstances described, regardless of DRM for example, is a pertinent question in the debate.

    You can have these debates quite constructively regardless of the synonyms you choose to use. Where terms have genuinely different meanings, by all means select the correct one, or challenge someone who does not. Otherwise, arguing semantics does nothing to further the genuine debate behind the words.

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    1. Re:Terminology really doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So let me get this straight: you don't care about semantics, but you're concerned that people might interpret the word incorrectly, and spend time out of your day to post complaints about word usage to Slashdot?

      Anyway, if you say "Software piracy" in a conversation, nobody will think of "Pirates of the Caribbean." It's common knowledge what piracy means in a modern context, and it has been for a long time.

  228. Don't forget the mushrooms :) by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    "The UK is known for many things, great food, a wonderful climate and beautiful women."

    And don't forget the excellent, and abundant, "magic" mushrooms - a subject of which the author is clearly familiar.

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  229. American food quality is subject to locatlity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not suprised food in Florida sucks. Florida has a huge retirement age population and is a red(neck) state, hence the popular restaurants will be conservative and lame -- typically fast food and "family" restaraunt cuisine (think Denny's, only suckier). On the other hand, the Keys are known for Cuban food and the eponymous Key Lime Pie, so I'm suprised you didn't run into those tasty dishes.

    On the other hand, the larger cities usually have lots of food variety and quality. The cultural melting pot results in arguably the greatest food variety in the world. Chicago has many quality food choices; I recommend Greek, Bohemian, Chinese, Ribs, Chicago Style Hot Dogs (hit a Portillo's), Maxwell Street Polish and a variety of Pizza styles (stuffed and thin crust rock, deep dish/pan sucks IMHO). New York is well known for good food too (Deli in particular), although they don't know how to make a hot dog. ;) San Francisco has the Fisherman's Wharf area and Chinatown. Boston has awesome seafood. Baltimore is known for their crab dishes. New Orleans has Cajun which is well known for tastiness. Texas has Tex-Mex and awesome barbaque. San Diego has Fish Tacos (Rubio's recommended) and more good Mexican food than you can shake a stick at, also the Thai and Indian is pretty damn good too, however the Chinese food sucks here. Califonia in general has California cuisine (think mix and match ethnic food styles). Hawaiian style food is good too (hold the Spam please). Also, many of the above styles are available hot and spicy which adds more kick and flavor.

    Freshwater fish is available in many places -- catfish, trout, bass and pike are all good eating. Venison and Buffalo are available in many areas and quite tasty. Also, you can get a good steak in almost any part of the country (I recommend the Ruth Chris steak house chain for quality beef). Finally, as the most important meal of the day, Breakfast food kicks ass in the US. I recommend Bob Evans, Waffle House and the Original Pancake House for quality breakfast food.

    On the other hand, your comment about vegetarian is spot on. Other than salad bars and Indian, American vegetarian sucks.

  230. Without a Country I by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What follows is one representative newspaper account of the strange story of Merhan Karimi Nasseri, a man without country, trapped by his lack of papers in Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris, France, since 26 August 1988:

    He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, sitting patiently on a red plastic bench in Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.

    He sips a cup of hot chocolate and scans the crowd, occasionally cocking his head to listen to the airport announcements. He peruses a book, Hillary Rodham Clinton's "It Takes a Village."

    But Merhan Karimi Nasseri is going nowhere. He has been waiting for a flight out of France, he says, for 10 years.

    Nasseri was expelled from Iran a decade ago for his political views. Through a series of fateful missteps, he landed here without any documents. Since then, Europe's increasingly stiff stance toward refugees and his fragile mental state have kept him at the airport here in legal limbo.

    His is a story of broken hopes and bureaucracy, of a trip across Europe in search of a homeland that became a journey into mental chaos and despair. And it is a story of a man who has searched for his family, only to find an adopted one here, at Charles de Gaulle.

    "He's like a part of the airport. Everyone knows him," says Muhamed Mourrid, the manager of the Bye Bye Bar, pointing to the spot where Nasseri, 47, has lived for a decade. "That's his table, his chair, his place." Adds Marise Petry, a Lufthansa clerk, "He's one of us. We even get letters for him."

    Among the annals of horrific refugee tales, Nasseri's story is remarkable for its pathos and complexity. It begins in Iran in 1977, when Nasseri, fresh from studying in England, was expelled for protesting against the shah. His expulsion left him without a passport.

    Nasseri came to Europe. He bounced from capital to capital, applying for refugee status and being refused, again and again, for nearly four years. In 1981, his request for political asylum from Iran was finally granted by the United Nations High Commission for Refugees in Belgium.

    That decision gave him refugee credentials, which in turn allowed him to seek citizenship in a European country. The son of an Iranian and a Briton, Nasseri decided in 1986 on England with the hope of finding relatives there.

    He got as far as Paris, where in 1988 his briefcase containing his refugee documents was stolen in a train station.

    Nasseri boarded a plane for London anyway. But when officials at Heathrow Airport found he had no passport, they sent him back to Charles de Gaulle. At first, the French police arrested him for illegal entry. But as Nasseri had no documents, there was no country of origin to which he could be deported.

    So he took up residence in Terminal One. From its circular confines, he and his attorney, the Paris-based human rights lawyer Christian Bourget, battled to define his status and send him to London. In 1992, a French court finally ruled that Nasseri had entered the airport legally as a refugee and could not be expelled from it.

    But the court could not force the French government to allow him out of the airport onto French soil. In fact, Bourget said, French authorities refused to give Nasseri either a refugee or transit visa. "It was pure bureaucracy," said the lawyer. French immigration authorities have no comment on the case.

    Bourget and Nasseri then focused on Belgium, where they hoped to reclaim Nasseri's original refugee documents. But Belgian refugee officials refused to mail them to him in France. They argued that Nasseri had to present himself in person so that they could be sure he was the same man to whom they had granted political asylum years before.

    But, inexplicably, the Belgian government refused at that point to allow Nasseri to return there. And under Belgian law, a refugee who voluntarily leaves a country that has accepted him cannot return.

    In 1995, the Belgian government finally told Nasseri th

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    1. Re:Without a Country I by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      thank you, that put a tear to my eyes. no easy feat since i'm on the new anti-depressants...

    2. Re:Without a Country I by rodrigogo · · Score: 1

      Is this story about the CdG airport guy actually true, or just an urban myth?

      I've heard it before a few times but I've never seen any pictures or reliable links?

    3. Re:Without a Country I by Pleak · · Score: 1

      Yes. It is true.

      http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/airport.htm

  231. TV Piracy? by Plocmstart · · Score: 1

    I'm glad we can now consider downloading of all media (especially over Bittorrent) as piracy. Last I checked (at least in the US) it was OK for me to record a broadcast show and share it with my friends independent of the media type or venue.

  232. The Young Ones by th3space · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the episode where the TV License inspector comes 'round to their flat and yells at them through the door that he knows they have a teevee and that they're breaking the law. Their response? Vyvyan at the teevee.

    I tried to find the script, but the internet gods told me that those sites are not available for viewing by me on my work computer.

    Now I wish I had stayed home and watched the Young Ones today.

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    1. Re:The Young Ones by th3space · · Score: 1

      Vyvyan at the teevee.

      ATE

      Sorry 'bout that.

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  233. Bit Torrent TV Site - Legal or not? by MichaelMarch · · Score: 1

    First I live in Canada.. No such thing as a digital copy right act here! So I don't Download movies, or atleast not anymore. I never downloaded a song I never owned in the past.. but recently I've been getting into downloading TV shows. Shows I can get on the old fashion method of an Antenna. When I miss those shows I just goto a bit torrent site and get the one I missed. Is this illegal in the USA? I mean, you get the show anyways, what wrong with getting it in a digal format?

  234. Re:Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

    Well I grabbed it via Bittorrent myself, my ISP's usenet server sucks and I'm too damn cheap to pay for access to a decent 3rd party server.

  235. Moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Pirating" in this context has been used since the second Apple ][ computer was built...

    If you still think of "piracy" as attacking ships, you're such a moron you probably buy food for your computer's "mouse" and try not to open any "windows" during winter in order to keep the heat in.

    If you still think of "piracy" as something invented by the **AA, you are so braindead you've been easily brainwashed by the same **AA that you hate.

    Moron!

  236. Quality by cjb110 · · Score: 1

    Also we loose out on the quality, 24 etc are being shown in HD and with 5.1 sound...If I watched 24 on cable in the uk I get video quality that can be so poor it looks like a realvideo from the dialup era.
    I'm also forced to use a naff cable box that often crashes, and no way of properly linking a dvd recorder into the system. Tivo pretty much died over here (probly because we were limited to one box manufacture)
    The only good thing about cable in the uk is that's its reasonably priced, unlike the ripoff merchants at Sky.

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  237. Re:known for beautiful women?? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    When you watch sports, they have these commercial that saids the show cannot be rebroadcasted in any way without the WRITTEN consent of blah blah blah. Legally, you don't own it. But in this world, techies > lawyers.

  238. Re:Bit Torrent TV Site - Legal or not? by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    I live in Canada, but I download a lot of Japanese, American, etc. programming we simply don't get here.

    Though I think the ruling was later questioned (?), it all reminds me of the case of the man hacking USA digital satellite TV in Canada. It was found that it's not sold here, so it has no value on our market, and he was simply decoding the signals his house was flooded with anyway.

    Going on that, how exactly are we stealing something when we're not depriving others from it, and have no way to pay for it anyway? When companies get up in arms over "TV piracy," you know the they've gone too far. What's next, being fined for public exhibition of a radio signal? ("Oh, sorry your honour! I should have used headphones! What? I have to pay royalties for each person who heard it?")

  239. whats the problem with viewing tv shows online? by the_odin · · Score: 1

    whats the problem with viewing tv shows online? i don't see whats so bad about that... the majority of people still watch it on tv... who here has missed an eppisode of there favorite tv show?... and then how long do you usually have to wait till the network deciedes to do a rerun on that eppisode?.... 346580 years.... or so it seems... and if that show fits into a story line.. you have missed that part of the story.. and is just annoying to fill in the blanks.. in general.. i think it makes far happier fans... that get to see the tv show they love so much... but without the wait time... nobody used to complain about people taping there favorite show on VHS... and then maybe lending it to a friend of theirs that had missed it.

  240. We get the Superbowl for free too by ex-geek · · Score: 1

    In Austria, the national tv station usually airs the Superbowl for free. Not that anybody is interested in Football over here. Funny, how capitalism works. We don't care about the superbowl, therefore it is worthless over here and this it why we get it for free. They didn't show this years' infamous superbowl-commercials though. Instead those from last year were shown, because they couldn't get the rights for the new ones.

  241. Nitpicking by Lusa · · Score: 1

    Seems to have been a loss in reading ability from the submitter. Quoting from the article properly

    We are responsible for 38.4% of TV downloads in the EU and 18.5% worldwide

    Not 38.4% in the world as the blurb mentioned. It doesn't mention much about what shows are being pirated. The only interesting bit being a show first shown in the US, so no wonder that US downloads were so much lower!

  242. Ask the British by totallygeek · · Score: 1

    Ask the British if they are Southern Scots...

    1. Re:Ask the British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another idiot who thinks british == english.

      NO!

      England is one country in Great Britain. Great Britain the largest Island of the british isles, with three countries in it. Scotland, England and Wales. The nation-state the United Kingdom also encompasses Northern Ireland.

      Don't they teach _anything_ in American schools ?

    2. Re:Ask the British by isorox · · Score: 1

      Birts rarely understand it, and Americans are thick by comparrison

    3. Re:Ask the British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite what they say on "the weakest link", Wales, Scotland, and England are NOT countries

      sigh.

  243. Funny fucker aren't you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Merkins have your fair share of dogs too. You cheeky c u n t.

  244. Re:known for beautiful women?? by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

    The sports things go even further. According to some of them, you can't even comment on the game without their permission. "You see the game this weekend, Joe?" "Sorry, Bob, I can't tell you that."

  245. By eck! by slashmojo · · Score: 1
    Reminds me o' the days when I used te come back from ard days graft down pit and tuck in to a steaming slab of black pudding washed down with a pint of bitter.. aye thems were the days.. back before scargill or some such bloke invented this ere utopian interweb thingumy..

    Can't beat a nice bit of fried pigs blood! ;)

  246. The Welsh *are* the British by drewness · · Score: 1

    If you ask the Welsh if they are British, they'll tell you they are and the English aren't. The Brythons were a celtic tribe in Wales. (They call their country Cymru. Wales comes from an old germanic word meaning "foreigner".) They call the English "Saxons" still.

  247. Tornadoes in Britain? Yessirreebob by Petrushka · · Score: 1
  248. Dreamworks film: "The Terminal" (Spielberg, Hanks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He does not lack for money -- Dreamworks paid him a rumored $250,000 for the rights to his story.

    For those that don't follow Hollywood movies, the Dreamworks movie loosely based on Nasseri is "The Terminal" starring Tom Hanks as the Nasseri-like hero. Of course, Paris is replaced by New York and Hanks's Bulgarian-speaking character stays for less than a year.

  249. Re:Dreamworks film: "The Terminal" (Spielberg, Han by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Hooray for Hollywood! The turned the baquette into Wonderbread, again!

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  250. Moron!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If you still think of "piracy" as something invented by the **AA, you are so braindead you've been easily brainwashed by the same **AA that you hate.

    This statement is totally appropriate: "The **AA want you to associate not for profit copying with attacking ships and murdering people." Although we live in modern times, real piracy still exist at sea. But hey, don't stop associating misdemeanor violations to murders and rapes; better yet, start associating misdemeanor violations to crimes against humanity, while you're at it.

  251. Canada - British, French, American? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada could have been the greatest nation. They had the opportunity to have French cuisine, British culture and American Technology. Instead they got British cuisine, French technology, and American Culture. Poor fools.

  252. Re:Food, Weather, Women, Beer, and Teeth! by The+Dark+P · · Score: 1

    WTF? ... You've never lived in the UK have you?

    My teeth are fine, everyone has free dental care up until age 16 anyway and it stays free if you go to an NHS dentist.
    But as NHS dentists are like unicorn shit, lots of people go to private dentists instead.

  253. I think you missed his point. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Stewart's point wasn't that they should live up to the shining journalistic standard he sets. He runs a fucking comedy show. Hell, he said himself, "the show before mine is puppets making crank phone calls---what is wrong with you?!", when they kept needling him about not being a paragon of journalistic integrity.

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  254. Re:known for beautiful women?? by drsquare · · Score: 1

    But a good british accent can be sexy on a woman

    There's no such thing as a 'British' accent. You're probably thinking of the posh southern accent you hear from most British actors on TV. When you're from Britain, such an accent has terribly negative connotations, so is a massive turn-off.

  255. Re:known for beautiful women?? by Grimster · · Score: 1

    I would feel it's perfectly fine to record the radio and put it up for download but when you buy a cd and make a copy it really oughta be just for your own use or at least the use of your "household" in my case, I feel no pains at all when I rip a cd and burn it to an mp3 compilation and put a copy in both my wife and my cars to listen to. It's a matter of quality same as cassette copies, I won't copy the radio or a cassette because the copy sucks and it'd annoy me to no end to listen to it, a cd RIP however heck that's near perfect quality and I guess that's the fundamental issue, the issue of quality.

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  256. Re:Dreamworks film: "The Terminal" (Spielberg, Han by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Hollywood sucks doesn't it? The problem is simply this: excepting the few relatively cases where a sufficiently influential artist gets his own way (or funds a project himself) their films are created primarily as products, rather than works of art. Wonderbread indeed.

  257. dildo's!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the FUCK is TV piracy?!?!

    you record a show off the TV and give it to someone else (for free) and your a Pirate now!!

    Damn these greedy media fucks will go to any length!

    I say fuck em' get a netflix or other mail order movie rental service and get yourself a copy of dvdshrink or clonedvd2/anydvd and copy the hell out of every movie and or tv series you rent!

    they deserve no respect or loyalty, I am surprised they didn't make a law that you have to gouge your eyes out after watching somthing on TV. or better yet you TV now has a credit card slot that charges you by the half hour.

    what a bunch of dildo's!!!

  258. That's cuz American TV is unwatchable tripe by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

    A night at home watching american television is one of the most boring things I can think of. With the exception of watching military propaganda on the History Channel, I haven't spent an evening watching TV since maybe 1995. If Brit tv were on more, I could almost see myself sitting and watching that.

    American television programming is dumbed down to a junior high school level.

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  259. And unlike our cousins from acoss the pond... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We study three English subjects.
    1. English Language
    2. English Literature
    3. English Sarcasm and Dry Wit.

    Don't forget that while many will point out that sarcasm is deemed to be the lowest form of wit, you can reply that at least it is a form of wit!

    BTW in English: Sarcasm != Irony.

  260. Re:Dreamworks film: "The Terminal" (Spielberg, Han by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    Since the production and promotion of a major picture costs about $150 Million, very few risks are taken with such an investment. That's why we get the least "challenging" treatment of material with a history of success - The Brady Bunch, or a film about the police, for instance.

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    Never been known to fail..."
  261. Re:Wait a minute...Grits anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmm... I love a bowl of snot in the morning. It tastes like... Victory!

  262. Re:Dreamworks film: "The Terminal" (Spielberg, Han by ralphclark · · Score: 1

    A good point, and I suppose it firmly convicts the public in that it's their fault for continuing to patronise these expensively produced but soul-less spectacles. I think my faith in the American market's abiity to produce good movies crumbled when I saw what they did to the ending of Brazil. The purpose of every movie should not be to have every moviegoer leave the theatre feeling warm and content. That's what food is for.

  263. Beer by edwazere · · Score: 1

    What the fuck is it with Americans and "beer"? That fucking stuff is called "lager" and should be poured down the fucking toilet directly, bypassing the taste buds entirely as it is flavourless anyway.

    Try a proper pint sometime and ditch the fizzy piss.

    I would be amazed if you could find it, but Uley Brewery make some amazing beer. More accessable is perhaps London Pride, which is a nice tipple.
    Anything from Freeminers brewery (Forest of Dean) is amazing. In short smaller brewerys make the best beer, but some of the bigger ones can make a reasonable pint.

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  264. Why the US is so low by Game+Genie · · Score: 1

    Look at our crappy, overpriced broadband services. When I read /. articles about 10 Mbps service in Taiwan for less than we pay for fscking dial-up, I really get a sence of what a backwards nation I live in.

  265. WTF? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that you think John Cleese in drag is sexy?

  266. Dip from the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like you're scratching around in an empty barrel. Good Luck To YA! Suck shit if that's been your experience.........

  267. Re:Piracy is why Battlestar Galactica is on usenet by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    What group carries TV series? I've been searching.. maybe my provider just doesn't carry the right group.

  268. Re: Why do we do pay for it? by slasar · · Score: 1

    I am concerned that BBC's tests may in fact be more propaganda than science, in that they found the neutron increase expected from a fusion reaction, but declared the result negative because the surplus neutrons detected appeared at the wrong time --- without explaining an alternative source for the surplus neutrons.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4270297. stm

  269. Re: Why do we do pay for it? by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

    The point is that neutrons are tricky beasts to measure-in this experiment doubly so because you have a large source of neuts present to initialise the bubbles. The only way that you can be sure that the neuts you're detecting are a result of a fusion reaction at the same time as the bubble collapse is if you detect them at precisely the right instant of time. They didn't. This would suggest that, whatever the reason for excess neutrons may be, it's not bubble fusion. This is in fact excellent science. The goal is always to be sure to measure the effect that you think you're measuring.

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