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London Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos of Plutonium

solafide writes "The Globe and Mail reports 'A British nuclear-reprocessing plant [at Sellafield] cannot account for nearly 30 kilograms of plutonium, but authorities believe it is an accounting issue rather than a loss of potential bomb-making material, the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority said.' Although it says later plutonium is only 1% of what they deal with there. The Times Online has more details."

613 comments

  1. Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoa. Them Londerners is gonna build one of them atomic bombs and get us. Hey, GWB! Let's get em. The US is gonna bomb London now! Look out Tony Blair, you thought you was gonna trick us eh? Well, your gonna take a missile up the tailpipe from good ol Bush. Fsckin traitorous terrorist limey brit bastards. Ha! and you all thought that Iran and Syria would be next. We sure fooled you!

    1. Re:Bomb em! by amliebsch · · Score: 5, Informative

      To pre-empt the tin-foil hatters: it is not possible to construct a nuclear weapon from power-grade plutonium, and terrorists do not have the technology to refine it into weapons-grade plutonium. However, it would make a nasty dirty bomb.

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    2. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Queen is just waiting for a moment of weakness to take back the colony.

    3. Re:Bomb em! by cameldrv · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's not exactly true. Several governments have investigated the possiblity of making bombs from mixed-isotope Pu. It is possible. However even the best designs have a chance of a fizzle due to premature fission when the critical mass is being compressed. Making a bomb from power grade Pu is definitely quite a bit harder than making one out of pure Pu-239, which is harder than making one out of Uranium.

    4. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      The first article linked doesn't say what grade of plutonium it is, and the second article seems to be playing silly buggers right now. But to expand on this: "weapons grade plutonium" is 93% pure Pu-239. If there's more than 7% Pu-240 in the mix, the chances are that the Pu-240 will spontaneously fission, making it next to impossible to assemble a critical mass that is necessary for the nuclear explosion.

      Power grade plutonium doesn't have that problem to the same extent, because the reaction doesn't have to happen at a precisely controlled moment.

      Separating out Pu-239 from Pu-240 is a similar problem to separating U-235 from U-238: slow, tedious, and lots of centrifuges and similar. Because the relative weights are so close together, it's a significantly harder problem. This is why the production of weapons grade plutonium requires very regular reprocessing of fuel from the reactor core; otherwise, you'll get too much Pu-240, and it becomes too hard.

    5. Re:Bomb em! by billsoxs · · Score: 4, Informative

      While the radiation is a problem - the chemical issues with Pu are almost worse. The stuff is more poisonous than Arsenic

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    6. Re:Bomb em! by DongleFondle · · Score: 0

      Why the *FUCK* do you all know all this!!!

    7. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope whoever has it doesn't look on the internets for bomb instructions.

    8. Re:Bomb em! by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative
    9. Re:Bomb em! by oil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nasty and dirty? Ooooh!

    10. Re:Bomb em! by oolon · · Score: 1

      While Pu is a neutron emitter, daughter products like americium are very high gamma emitters. So assuming the stuff they used had been left to rot for a while, it would be quite contaminated. Of course Dirty bombs themselves are kind of a media invension, after all we have been using depleted unanimum shells for a long time, and they do have a contamination problem, but only a local one not a city wide one.

      james

    11. Re:Bomb em! by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1
      However, it would make a nasty dirty bomb.

      Um. Several studies into dirty bombs have been done. They all showed that the most dangerous part of a dirty bomb is the conventional explosive.

      Whilst it is easy enough to make a dirty bomb, the expected number of casualties is very small; as in low single digit, and decontaminating the area is straightforward.

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    12. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Imagine the puzzled looks tomorrow morning at DHS or somewhere in Maryland when the spooks are going over the composite web traffic reports.

    13. Re:Bomb em! by darkonc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Depleted uranium doesn't have much of a 'dirty bomb' problem... Just a general chemical problem -- not that much different from what you'd get from burning lead, nickel, or cobolt. Plutonium is more like arsnic with heavy cancer causing problems added in.

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    14. Re:Bomb em! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, Pu is only poisonous because it's radioactive. It metabolizes like Ca, i.e. it goes to the bone, and the alpha-rays and neutrons then do the trick on your bone marrow - slowly but surely.

    15. Re:Bomb em! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      If plutonium is really that dangerous, maybe they should stop putting it in the middle of bowling balls; or was it golf balls? I don't really remember which ones have plutonium in the middle.

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    16. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he's a moozlim ayyrab terrorist who doesn't pray to Jesus like we do here in Uh Marika. You can spot them by what they read!

    17. Re:Bomb em! by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dirty bombs aren't any more nasty than regular bombs. Because there's no chain reaction, and because the radioactive material is blown up, the amount of radiation is extremely diffuse. Both the US and Iraqi governments have experimented with dirty bomb tests, and concluded that the danger is simply in fear of radiation - it's unlikely anyone would get radiation poisoning. The BBC covers this in their documentary "The Power of Nightmares," as well.

    18. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google knows that much about nuclear bombs? I guess that explains all the billowing smoke and Air Force jets and Cruise missiles I saw over Mountain View this morning.

      6dbe8254c2027f3d0ec26a4c9edf474b

    19. Re:Bomb em! by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      If anything, that's uranium, and it's depleted. There aren't any balls with plutonium in the middle.

    20. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you think Plutonium is bad, chemically wise, you're right, and wrong. It's mostly nasty because it's radioactive. Once it oxidizes (which it does readily in open air), it's essentially harmless to the body chemically. Look it up yourself, if you think I'm full of shit. By all means, do so, if for nothing else to end the myth that it's the most deadly thing on the planet. Plutonium certianly isn't the nastiest thing out there that we should have to worry about.

      Arsenic isn't even that bad. A few hundred thousand people in the US take it daily. (Coumadin--aka rat poison). Sure, a few grams and you'll be bleeding out your ass (and everywhere else) and you'll probably die. I'd say from an ingestion standpoint, Plutonium is quite a bit more diserable. For one, it dosen't like to disolve. I'd rather have a plutonium tablet than an arsenic one, that's for sure. I know I'd live!

      The real problem with Pu is inhalation. The soft tissues of the lungs would take it in and never let it go.

      They've done tests on animals, and while a dose of Pu is a bad thing for longevity, it won't end you outright.

    21. Re:Bomb em! by CaptainPuppydog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Making a bomb from power grade Pu is definitely quite a bit harder than making one out of pure Pu-239,

      I don't know about you, but I think that it would be quite easy to make a bomb out of the Pu that my daughter puts out on a daily basis...

      239 or any other type.

    22. Re:Bomb em! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      What kind of problem does depleted uranimum have? Since you're talking about radiation, it would make one think that you're saying depleted uranium is a radiation hazard.

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    23. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually fooled me into thinking it was the real whitehouse for a few hundred milliseconds... good work Sir! ;-)

    24. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh, sure... That's all fine and dandy... Except the real danger of diffuse nuclear materials is in inhalation... And in that regard, Radium is about 40x more dangerous than Pu. It's totally likely that people involved in a dirty bomb explosion will live, but will live to develop lung cancers, and die... Just like the people in Japan that didn't die from the blast outright.

    25. Re:Bomb em! by trusteR · · Score: 1

      Them Londonernes is well known terrorists according to US intelligence. In fact everyone is! But theres a red zone and a green zone. Green zones are those who posses no oil or strategic value, red zones are the ones who have abundent ressources and great strategic value. England is somewhere below the green as president Bush does not fancy tea.

      But, lets not forget they are terrorists.

    26. Re:Bomb em! by thue · · Score: 3, Informative

      While the radiation is a problem - the chemical issues with Pu are almost worse. The stuff is more poisonous than Arsenic

      It seems to be a myth that plutonium is very poisonous. See fx the wikipedia entry or The Myth of Plutonium Toxicity

    27. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      dirty bombs are useless, they can only irradiate a tiny area, to increase that area you need a much larger blast, but in doing so you decrease the radiative material that is in a given area, thus reducing the effect. it is also simple to clean up after. the us military has researched the use of dirty bombs for their own purposes and rejected them as ineffective.

    28. Re:Bomb em! by stevelinton · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's not any particular lump(s) of Pu that are missing. I think they took in some used fuel rods and estimated somehow how much Pu was in it. Then, when they reprocessed them they found they had slightly less Pu than they expected.

    29. Re:Bomb em! by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's Sellafield who's lost the Plutonium, not London. I realise that most Americans are geographically challenged and that this is a smaller mistake than usual (When I was at University in Swansea, it was not infrequent for americans to say "Oh, you're in Wales... that's in London isn't it?").

    30. Re:Bomb em! by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Um. Several studies into dirty bombs have been done. They all showed that the most dangerous part of a dirty bomb is the conventional explosive.

      Then don't use a conventional explosive.

      Drop the Pu in nitric acid and make a plutonium nitrate solution. Fill an open container with it and put it in the back of a pickup truck. Drive the pickup truck into a city reservoir. This last part is quite possible; I've seen it done on COPS.

    31. Re:Bomb em! by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's shocking? You sound like you're still viewing nuclear technology as some sort of mystical phenomena. I guess Arthur C. Clarke was right. ;)

      Perhaps information about nuclear physics was hard to come by in the early 1950s, but nowadays it takes no effort to learn about. Heck, I once ran into a paper discussing ways to manufacture effective seals for a gas centrifuge plant ;) That's the level of detail that's out there.

      Ever read about the "Nuclear Boy Scout"? As far as I could tell when trying to see if it was an urban legend, it checks out - a teenager built a simple nuclear reactor for generating small amounts of plutonium in his back yard (pitchblende, beryllium foil for generating neutrons from alpha particles, and radium paint (used for luminous dials)). It wasn't good for much except endangering the health of those who spend too much time near it, but it just goes to show what you can do.

      The hard part isn't learning how nuclear tech works; it's pretty much public domain. The hard part is the implementation. The scale of operations that you need, the corrosive chemicals that you're dealing with (and depending on your method, many other constraints as well) are what limit nuclear tech to states willing to invest significant resources.

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    32. Re:Bomb em! by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Simple to clean up? Tell that to people still working at Chernobyl! The amount of material released was 27kg of caesium-137.

      I realize it's not very effective as a weapon with direct results but should be enough to make a point.

      The total cancer deaths added to the world over time with the Chernobyl disaster is estimated at 1.5 milion. After some googling it appears Caesium and Plutonium have similar effects:
      These novel man-made radioactive isotopes like Strontium-90, Caesium-137 and Plutonium-239, become inhaled as fine particles and trapped in lung tissue. They are then absorbed into the lymphatic system of the body where they cause cancer by irradiating local cells and attacking the immune system. Recent research undertaken by Green Audit in Wales and funded by the Irish government has shown that excess cancer risk exists in those populations of towns on the north Wales coast which are adjacent to mud banks and estuaries where high levels of such radioactive isotopes are found.

    33. Re:Bomb em! by ozbon · · Score: 1

      At risk of being pedantic, Sellafield is nowhere near London. It's in Cumbria ( North-West UK) approximately 250-300 miles from London.

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    34. Re:Bomb em! by SAS-d · · Score: 1

      Sellafield is NO WAY NEAR London in the UK.

      Some Geography is required by the article's author.

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    35. Re:Bomb em! by Tet · · Score: 1
      I realise that most Americans are geographically challenged and that this is a smaller mistake than usual (When I was at University in Swansea, it was not infrequent for americans to say "Oh, you're in Wales... that's in London isn't it?").

      Actually, it's a bigger mistake than usual. London to Cardiff is only 152 miles. Even if you aim for the far side of Wales, London to Aberystwyth is 236 miles. Compare that with London to Sellafield at 311 miles...

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    36. Re:Bomb em! by FireFury03 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it's a bigger mistake than usual. London to Cardiff is only 152 miles. Even if you aim for the far side of Wales, London to Aberystwyth is 236 miles. Compare that with London to Sellafield at 311 miles...

      At least Sellafield is in the same country as London though - the usual comments from the Americans would be similar to me saying "America? That's a little place in Torronto isn't it?" :)

    37. Re:Bomb em! by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      The US is gonna bomb London now!

      Well, that would improve the UK no end, be the first useful thing the US has done since WWII.

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    38. Re:Bomb em! by ThousandStars · · Score: 1
      If it makes you feel any better, I'm in Norwich, and most people don't understand that a) Washington is a state on the west coast, while Washington D.C. is the capitol on the east coast.

      One woman I know was planning to visit Texas and then possibly go to Boston, and she said she thought it would take about six hours to drive. Another, once I explained that I was in Washington State near Seattle, didn't understand that it takes 5.5 hours by plane to get to Boston.

    39. Re:Bomb em! by caluml · · Score: 3, Informative
    40. Re:Bomb em! by arivanov · · Score: 5, Informative

      Depleted uranium has the problem of "Journalist Blame" attached to it. It was heavily used in Gulf War 1 and the Serbian Bombings and the areas where it was used are suffering cancer rates between 10 and 50 times above the world average. This was erroneously blamed on it.

      The reaility is that the cancer rates around Basra, parts of ex-Ugo, Western Bulgaria, Western Romania and so on are caused by the choice of targets for "shock and awe" campaigns.

      The shock and awe campaigns blanket bombed into oblivion the industrial potential of the target countries - Iraq and Serbia. This industrial potential was mostly built in the late sixties and early seventies using enormous quantities of Asbestous and plastics that emit carcinogenous chemicals when burning. All this got released when they were bombed back into the stone age.

      Which in turn resulted in tens of thousands of people to die, dieing or who shall die of cancer in the targeted areas and the areas downwind from it (Bulgaria and Romania on the Balkans and Iran in the Gulf).

      This has been blamed by various shallow journalistic research on depleted uranium. It may have a role, but it is minor. The major reason is the war crime idea of "Shock and Awe" in first place.

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    41. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depleted uranium has about 80% of the radiadion compared to "normal" uranium.

      I call that dirty.

    42. Re:Bomb em! by hplasm · · Score: 0

      Watch out! The Brits might retaliate against Washington DC in Texas.

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    43. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norwich, west coast? Thats not right. Norwich is in Norfolk, on the east coast of the UK.

    44. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Slashdot is an American site, and in American terms 300 miles is just what you drive to buy a pint of milk at the local convenience store...

    45. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware the the UK and the US both have enough atomic warheads to nuke all of the surface of the planet several times? I don't think a war at this point in time would be a great idea with anyone that doesn't have suicidal inclinations.

    46. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sellafield (the leaky plant forerly known as Windscale) is not actually in London. It's in the wilds of Cumbria, close to Scotland. Ask the Irish what they think of its safety record.

    47. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wire report's from London, that was probably the mistake.

    48. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Them Londerners is gonna build one of them atomic bombs and get us."

      It's a leeetle late for that. We more or less gave the UK The Bomb before many of our parents were born.

      Of course, they seem to be following the philosophy of "Speak softly and carry a big thermonuclear device." You hear a lot about the US and Russia, you hear about French special forces vs. Greenpeace over nuclear testing in the South Pacific, but the UK seems content in letting everybody forget who else has The Bomb and the submarines to launch them from. :) "You don't need to see our nuclear arsenal. These are not the Vanguard SSBNs you're looking for."

      Heck, even the Canadians were a nuclear state under the old "Take our atoms! Please!" program and probably could be again given a few hours. Of course, it seems redundant considering how married they are to the US nuclear arsenal via programs like NORAD as it is. And, heck, most people don't even know Canada has its own military at this point. :)

      Iranians, Koreans... it just goes to show it's those WASPs you really gotta keep an eye on. Next thing you know it'll be the damned Kiwis... "No, really! They're just... uh... leftover props from the filming of the Lord of the Rings! Nobody here but us sheep!"

    49. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT (by CowboyNeal). YHL (to CowboyNeal). HAND.

      O_o

    50. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Meh... same island. Hop in the car, you're there in a few hours. It ain't like we're talking about different time zones here. We all know you're age of imperialism was all about having someplace else to go every once in a while. :)

    51. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "hop in the car, you're there in a few hours."
      More like a few days given the traffic on the m25 and at the spagetti junction!

    52. Re:Bomb em! by bird603568 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also he explosion is just big enough to disperse the radioactive material. Its not like its being strapped to blockbusters

    53. Re:Bomb em! by Xilman · · Score: 1
      It's a leeetle late for that. We more or less gave the UK The Bomb before many of our parents were born.

      Speaking as a Brit, I would like to point out we gave the US the atomic scientists before many of your parents were born. Of course, some were just in transit from other points in Europe, an example being Rudolf Peierls.

      What was that old saying about patriots and scoundrels again?

      Paul

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    54. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      FTR, that wouldn't be equivalent at all because Toronto is in America (as is the US). It would be more like someone saying the US was is in Toronto.

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    55. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      FTR, Wales isn't a country either. It's a nation.

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    56. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually its a principality

    57. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      The article described Sellafield as being in "Northwestern England". I'm glad to hear that the /. editors and submitters don't RTFA either. Actually, I do RTFA--they're usually more informative than the comments and even the stories (especially the stories actually)--but I'm wierd.

      If I tell USans I'm Welsh, they think I'm joking. If I tell them that means I'm from Wales they say "LOL..haha...very funny...they're fish aren't they...no...that isn't a place". Then I have to explain to them that Wales is a nation, whales are mammals, and plaice are fish. They'll learn one day.

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    58. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      That too. But primarily a nation.

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    59. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Who's calling who imperialists? It was your (USan) ancestors who went over to America and killed all the native people (and flora and fauna).
      Hop in the car, you're there in a few hours
      You clearly have not experienced our (UK) transport system, and are not aware that population on our little island is nearly as big as yours.
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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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    60. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      The insult wasn't intended, but no US citizen was ever executed in the electric chair for sharing fusion information with the British.

    61. Re:Bomb em! by idlake · · Score: 1

      Then I have to explain to them that Wales is a nation

      We can fairly easily determine what a nation is by looking at international bodies like the UN. And there, the Welsh are not represented by themselves, they are represented through the UK. No matter what illusions of independence you want to harbor, Wales is no more a "nation" than Texas is.

    62. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "It was your (USan) ancestors who went over to America and killed all the native people (and flora and fauna)."

      And I suppose none of that happened north of the 49th? Or was confederation retroactive?

      "You clearly have not experienced our (UK) transport system,"

      As I understand it, you have these things over there called "trains," peculiar devices I've seen pictures of in history books. They're supposed to take you to various places you want to go without road rage and without the FAA doing a cavity search. They may or may not run on time, but the closest thing we have here will take you anyplace you want to go as long as it's Chicago.

      "and are not aware that population on our little island is nearly as big as yours."

      Um... no. There are about 5 Americans for every Briton. For comparison, there's about 4 Chinese for every American. You might have us on population density, depending on where you look (if you ignore the Boston-Washington coridor), but we've got you in shear numbers by half an order of magnitude.

    63. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with stupid
      OT but to let you know your sig is broke.

    64. Re:Bomb em! by kegon · · Score: 0

      Wales is a principality not a country or nation. Even Americans may have heard of the Princess of Wales (or the Prince).

      Devolution and the concept of the EU may add to the confusion but Wales is a part of England; Scotland is joined to England in the United Kingdom (it was the Scots that did the joining).

      Don't get me started on the differences between Great Britain and the United Kingdom...

    65. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! for the love of god don't say that aloud in texas!

    66. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 4, Informative
      We can fairly easily determine what a nation is by looking at international bodies like the UN.
      The word, "nation" is not mentioned on the linked page. Indeed, elsewhere, the UN clearly shows that they understand the difference between a nation, a state and a country (which you clearly don't), and they also recognise the importance of nations.
      And there, the Welsh are not represented by themselves, they are represented through the UK.
      Full marks. That is because Wales is not a seperate country--a point I had actually already made in the thread you are replying to if you'd bothered looking.
      illusions of independence you want to harbor
      I don't. Like most people in Wales, I am not in favour of us being an independent state...heck, even Plaid Cymru are not.
      Wales is no more a "nation" than Texas is.
      No Texas is a state (but probably not a nation) within the country of the US. Wales is a principality and a nation (now with its own legislative National Assembly thanks to the UK gov.) within the country of the UK. Bug difference. Are you by any chance in the US (going by your lack of knowledge of geography)?

      Please refer to the entry for the word, nation, in your nearest dictionary and stop bothering me. Or if you don't have one of those, look at the entries for country, nation and state on Wikipedia.

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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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    67. Re:Bomb em! by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      It's also not infrequent for any given slashdot story to be used to bitch about Americans for no good reason.

    68. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Uhh...what's confederation got to do with anything?
      [Trains are] supposed to take you to various places you want to go
      Actually, I was talking about the roads, but what you said is true with "supposed" being the operative word there.
      Um... no. There are about 5 Americans for every Briton.
      • US 2000 census: 281,421,906
      • UK 2001 census: 58,789,194
      which by my reckoning is 4.8 times, so I stand corrected (sorry). As you were only a few of us orginally, you guys must have been...uhh...multiplying a lot more since you left...LOL.
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    69. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I have to explain to them that Wales is a nation <pedant>It's not. It's a principality.</pedant>

    70. Re:Bomb em! by purple_cobra · · Score: 1

      You got the first bit right and the second bit wrong. Wales *is* a principality but is *not* a part of England (and if you stated this in Wales you'd be lucky to escape with all your limbs).
      Still bitter about losing to Wales in the Six Nations, are we?

    71. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's an embarrassment on the side on England

    72. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 2, Informative
      Wales is a principality not a country or nation
      No Wales is a nation and a principality, but not a country or a state (even though it has its own legislative National Assembly). See my aunt post.
      Wales is a part of England
      Wrong. England is a seperate area (which some argue is a nation in itself but some argue is a mixture of other nations) from Wales. They are both part of the United Kingdom.
      differences between Great Britain and the United Kingdom...
      Simple. Great Britain is an island and ex-country which includes the nations of Wales, England and Scotland. The United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) includes those and Northern Ireland.
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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
      [This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
    73. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      No. Wales is a nation and a principality, but not a country or a state (even though it has its own legislative National Assembly). See my aunt post.

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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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    74. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that Texas is a nation? I really don't know because I've never been there. Although I thought the people there identified with the US a lot (especially since Dubya gained power).

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    75. Re:Bomb em! by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      Washington DC in Texa

      Yeah, if Dubya had his way ;)

    76. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's one of many errors... I saw the story before solafide submitted it and it said tons in headline, and kilos in quote. Besides the sellafield/londan gaffe... Perhaps we will get a more accurate one next.

    77. Re:Bomb em! by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      The london part refers to where the press release came from, pretty tradgic really that the person who posted the article to slashdot didn't even read the article properly.

    78. Re:Bomb em! by TilJ · · Score: 1

      In my case, it's not an "Americans are geographically challenged" thing ($deity knows that as a Canadian I won't dispute that), it's a scale thing.

      Look, the entire United Kingdom is 224,820km^2. The province of Saskatchewan, where I live, is 651,900km^2 -- and it's only one of 10 provinces and 3 territories in Canada.

      I mean, I've regularly driven further than the distance from London to Sellafield just to get a decent lunch! The British folks I've met are some of the nicest and neatest people I know (and the best History teacher I've ever had). But their sense of distance is at the other end ofthe scale for folsk used to living on the great plains.

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    79. Re:Bomb em! by glyph42 · · Score: 1

      Surely not... I once attended a lecture about the safety of nuclear power, where the lecturer held a chunk of plutonium in his hand during the entire talk. He said "It feels warm, but a short exposure like this won't harm me at all". He would occasionally wave it around to emphasize a point. I think he died from cancer a few years later, but it's probably unrelated. It wasn't exactly "cancer of the hand"...

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    80. Re:Bomb em! by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Shock and Awe" or Blitzkrieg?

      The distressing thing about the shock and awe campaign was not only the physical act, but the propaganda or presentation of it. Officials (and media) were openly gloating and praising the destruction. One of the reasons I was content to have our obviously biased and anti-US news in Ireland (RTÉ) as one of my news sources.

      "Shock and awe" was quite despicable all in all. I can say that regardless of what it was in response to (or what it was "pre-empting").

      Going out to "shock and awe" people is really no more than going out to "terrorise" (i.e. instill terror) them.

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    81. Re:Bomb em! by dasunt · · Score: 1
      The total cancer deaths added to the world over time with the Chernobyl disaster is estimated at 1.5 milion. After some googling it appears Caesium and Plutonium have similar effects:

      Reference for the 1.5 megedeath estimate?

      Wikipedia tells me the following:

      The IAEA notes that, while the Chernobyl accident released as much as 400 times the radioactive contamination of the Hiroshima bomb, it was 100 to 1000 times less than the contamination caused by atmospheric nuclear weapons testing in the mid-20th century. One can conclude that while the Chernobyl accident was a local disaster, it was not a global one.

      IAEA tells me:

      No studies have been able to point to a direct link between Chernobyl and increased cancer risks or other health problems outside the immediately affected republics of Ukraine, Belarus and the Russian Federation.

      Quite frankly, I can't find anything to support a 1.5 million death figure. I can't find anything to support a .15 million death figure or even a .015 million death figure. Quite honestly, from what little research I fan find, it seems that there has been a documented case of 1,800 people with thyroid cancer in the area and 10 deaths due to that, in addition to those killed during/immediately after the reactor went (about 31).

      I also found this (biased?) report which states:

      The most recent and authoritative UN report has confirmed that there is no scientific evidence of any significant radiation-related health effects to most people exposed to the Chernobyl disaster. The UNSCEAR* 2000 Report is consistent with earlier WHO findings. The report points to some 1,800 cases of thyroid cancer, but "apart from this increase, there is no evidence of a major public health impact attributable to radiation exposure 14 years after the accident. There is no scientific evidence of increases in overall cancer incidence or mortality or in non-malignant disorders that could be related to radiation exposure." As yet there is little evidence of any increase in leukaemia, even among clean-up workers where it might be most expected. However, these workers remain at increased risk of cancer in the long term.

      The figures I'm finding are supporting 4000 - 10000 additional deaths due to Chernobyl, out of millions affected, although those _are_ predictions (unlike your prediction of 1.5 million deaths, I _can_ show the reasoning behind this figure). If the 4000 - 10000 deaths prediction is right, it will be hard to verify: the natural cancer rate will be about 800,000 cases in the affected group.

      In short, Chernobyl raised the cancer rate by about 1% throughout parts of Russia and the Ukraine. Its amazing : an obsolete, unsafe design with unsafe practices leading to what is probably one of the worst nuclear accidents possible only killed 4 - 10k people.

      I don't mean to trivialize the deaths of cancer victims, but in the whole scheme of things, that's nothing. 10k total predicted deaths is less than half the deaths in one year attributed to "safe" coal power generation in the US. Yes: The worst nuclear power accident will have killed less people than a year's worth of expected deaths due to normally operating coal power plants.

    82. Re:Bomb em! by j-turkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      I realise that most Americans are geographically challenged

      It's not that we don't know...we just don't care. "Oh, how nice, you come from not-America. That's next to that other country with all those people, right?"

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    83. Re:Bomb em! by RWerp · · Score: 1

      I don't know which kind of media you were watching, but Serbian bombings can't be possibly called a war crime. They were directed against factories, military installations, power plants, etc. They were often carried out during the night, so there were few people in the area. (Serbian military wasn't really very badly damaged through these raids, as Serbs were masters of camouflage and had better air defence than Iraq, for sure.) I even remember the NATO giving advance warning to Serbs to clear the building of people, so that only buildings were destroyed. Of course, destroying industrial buildings, disrupting power grid and so on wreaks havoc on any country's economy, but that 's just tough luck of a country which voluntarily started wars against other nations, supported a crooked dictator (only after the NATO 1997 campaign did Milosevic's rating really drop) and tolerated armed bands doing ethnic cleansings in Kosovo and other places. Feel free to carry out historical analogies.

      I won't comment on the Iraq "Shock and Awe" campaign, though. Whatever you may say about the bombings themselves, Serbian campaing had clear moral justification.

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    84. Re:Bomb em! by Binestar · · Score: 2

      It's a heavy metal, and heavy metals are horribly bad for you. Think lead or mercury poisoning. Even if DU is safe radioactively, heavy metals screw with your body just by virtue of being a heavy metal. They used to use tungsten instead of depleted uranium, and thats a heavy metal too.

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    85. Re:Bomb em! by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Oh please. How do you propose to carry a war, in white gloves? It is nasty to deliberately scare people, but it's better to be scared than dead. If you accept the sole fact we're going to war, you can't protest the military actions. If you don't accept the fact that the war has been started at all (as it is you right to do, and w/r to Iraq I second you, but not w/r to Kosovo campaign), than say it openly and don't just criticize the "shock and awe" operation. It's just like with Dresden bombings. People criticize it forgetting what was going on since 1939.

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    86. Re:Bomb em! by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of Norwich's location; I'm an American living here, but back home I live in Washington State, which is on the west coast of the US.

    87. Re:Bomb em! by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this cesium was spread over vast area.

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    88. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But mostly with cousins.

    89. Re:Bomb em! by anopres · · Score: 1

      I would use a different word than "terrorise" to describe what "shock and awe" was intended to do. I think of "Shock and awe" as the visible presence of overwhelming, insurmountable force. You are trying to put the idea into the enemy's head that attacking would be both futile and pointless. If it worked, it would save both lives and money on both sides. Of course, few things in war are rational.

      A terrorist is someone who will decapitate an elementary school teacher to get your country to stop selling beer on Sundays. They target non-combatants.

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    90. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      zoikes, the only thing I've ever heard about the Canadian military is that they bought an old sub from us (the UK), which caught fire in the middle of the atlantic and ended up being towed back. Here we see it eventually arriving... on top of a ship! it'd be funny if one officer hadn't died :(

      the thing about the UK nuclear arsenal is that it's currently reliant on US GPS systems to hit it's targets, as it's basically US technology. so, well, we couldn't nuke texas, even if we wanted to! heh, if they get an eu gps system up, though...

    91. Re:Bomb em! by oolon · · Score: 1

      Not much, which was rather my point, it is also attached to a big explosive charge (like people think a dirty bomb should be). Yet only causes a relatively localised cotaminated area to clean up. Notice I didn't say radioactive. Producing a dirty bomb as effective as the planes on 911 is just media invention.

      James

    92. Re:Bomb em! by sholden · · Score: 1

      No Texas is a state (but probably not a nation) within the country of the US. Wales is a principality and a nation (now with its own legislative National Assembly thanks to the UK gov.) within the country of the UK. Bug difference. Are you by any chance in the US (going by your lack of knowledge of geography)?

      The US is a country which has both states and nations within it, surely they should teach the meanings of the terms in school?

    93. Re:Bomb em! by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

      1.5 million was an estimate I found but did not verify. After some more investigation I am also convinced this figure is taken from the air. But there is research to support a number quite a bit higher. It's the same problem as with nearly all statistics. It's always the way how you calculate it.:

      Gofman's criticisms of "dose rate effectiveness factors" (reducing risk estimates to bring them in line with the results of animal studies) and his suggestion that the risk of cancer may be relatively greater in the low-dose range than in moderate and high-dose ranges have sparked controversy in the past and will continue to do so in the future. For instance, Gofman predicts that approximately 400,000 Europeans and Soviets may die of cancer due to fallout from the Chernobyl disaster, a figure far higher than "official" estimates.
      http://www.ratical.org/radiation/CNR/RIC/BoAS.html

      Or the original text:
      http://www.ratical.org/radiation/CNR/RIC/chp24F.ht ml

      Bottom Line from Our September 1986 Estimate of Chernobyl's Cancer Consequences
      EUROPEAN USSR: 212,150 fatal + 212,150 non-fatal.
      NON-USSR EUROPE: 244,786 fatal + 244,786 non-fatal.
      OTHER: 18,512 fatal + 18,512 non-fatal.


      My original point is that while it's not an easy way to kill a lot of people it's pretty scary when you stuff it in a plane and drop it in the center of a major city...

    94. Re:Bomb em! by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

      So what happens when you drop the same amount with an airplane in the center of a major city...

    95. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      surely they should teach the meanings of the terms in school
      Do they do geography (or culture--as arguably those terms are more about that) in US schools?
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    96. Re:Bomb em! by idlake · · Score: 1

      The word, "nation" is not mentioned on the linked page.

      It's called the United Nations, not the "United Countries".

      No Texas is a state (but probably not a nation) within the country of the US. Wales is a principality and a nation

      If the UK chooses to call Wales a "principality and a nation" to pacify certain political elements within its domestic political system, that's its own business. But when you assert to an international audience that Wales is a "nation", you are claiming a certain international status for Wales that goes beyond that of subdivisions of other nations. That's going to meet with resistance, because there is no reason why your political subdivision (with, what, 3 million people?) should have any more recognition or rights internationally than mine just because you arbitrarily decided to call your little snippet of the UK a "nation".

      Face it, Wales is just an administrative subdivision of the UK, functionally and socially not much different from a state inside other nations. Anything else you believe is your personal delusions of grandeur.

    97. Re:Bomb em! by jabuzz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Shock and Awe" is an English translation of "blitzkrieg".

    98. Re:Bomb em! by idlake · · Score: 1

      Simple. Great Britain is an island and ex-country which includes the nations of Wales, England and Scotland. The United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) includes those and Northern Ireland.

      That's a bit of terminology that the UK chose domestically to appease the egos of the Welsh and Scotts. But just because the UK redefines words to suit its internal political needs doesn't mean the rest of the world has to buy into that. Some people in the UK may harbor delusions that the UK is "three nations", "a kingdom", "a world power", and has "large overseas possessions", but thinking that doesn't make it so.

      For practical purposes and using international terminology, the UK today is just a mid-size nation with a single international presence, one of a bunch of mid-size modern democracies. Its internal subdivisions are no more important internationally than those of France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Poland, or the US.

    99. Re:Bomb em! by dasunt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm looking at John Gofman on the net, and he seems to be pretty controversial.

      For example, he believes that 75% of all breast cancer in the US was caused by medical X-rays!

      The environmental groups are quick to cite his work, but many respected scientists in the nuclear field seem to consider him a quack.

      Got another reference?

    100. Re:Bomb em! by acb · · Score: 1

      Though London is a few hours' drive from Sellafield, and also has the distinction of being a pretty high value target for terrorists (probably the highest-profile one in the UK, and one of the highest in the world). So if 30kg of plutonium (more than enough to make a dirty bomb capable of Chernobyl-grade contamination) went missing from any reactor in Great Britain, it'd be a worry for anyone living in greater London.

    101. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 2, Informative
      Before I answer you, please read the f***ing definition of country, state and nation in a dictionary or encyclopedia--use the links I gave you. You are getting confused between them again.
      It's called the United Nations, not the "United Countries".
      Short answer: So what? What bearing does that have on your argument that if something isn't mentioned in their list of members, it is not a nation.

      Long answer: They are called the United Nations because their organisation was founded to unite (and build bridges between) different nations. The fact that their members are `countries'--actually, they're states--has nothing to do with this aim.

      Analogy: a charity to help people affected by the tsunami doesn't have to only accept donations from or be run by those who had their homes washed away.

      In fact, by definition, a non-state nation doesn't have any representation, so who would represent it as a member? Don't believe me; look at what the UN say. A nation has a national identity and culture (and usu. a common language) and a state has someone in charge--it makes perfect sense that the UN would be a collection of states' governments who want to unite nations.

      If the UK chooses to call Wales a "principality and a nation" to pacify certain political elements within its domestic political system, that's its own business.
      It may be true that the UK government has political reasons to call it a nation (although they probably haven't IMO). That does not change the fact that it factually is a nation. There's a lot of straw flying around here; don't you think?
      status that goes beyond that of subdivisions of other nations
      That's correct, it does (unless you are talking of status as meaning representation or government).
      That's going to meet with resistance
      From whom? Even after Wales just won the Six Nations (rugby tournament) against England, the English called the Welsh lots of names but they never said "you're not a nation and only part of the `UK nation'" because they would then be questioning their own national identity (as well as, for that matter, their right to be in the Six Nations). Find someone who resists it (except you and you clearly haven't used your dictionary yet).
      because there is no reason why your political subdivision (with, what, 3 million people?)
      There's absolutely loads of straw blowing around. The population size of a nation does not effect its existence, nor does the fact that it is a political subdivision within a country or state.
      just because you arbitrarily decided to call your little snippet of the UK a "nation"
      It is not just me. Its eveyone else here (which is what makes us a nation). Oh and the international community (e.g.: UN) also agree.
      Face it, Wales is just an administrative subdivision of the UK, functionally and socially not much different from a state inside other nations.
      Functionally, it is less than a state within another country, because the National Assembly does not have primary legislative power.

      Socially, it is more than a non-nation state within a nation because it is a nation with its own social identity.

      Anything else you believe is your personal delusions of grandeur.
      Quit the ad-hominem arguments and give me a single valid counter-argument. When you've done that, you can try proving the truth of your valid counter-argument.
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    102. Re:Bomb em! by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Again, being diffused by the explosion makes the material far too diffuse. Do some research, tests have well established that there's virtually no risk from radiation.

    103. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      I won't answer that as its mostly just ad hominem FUD.
      France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Poland, or the US.
      Spain includes several nations. I think Italy might. Germany used to (before the rise of the nation-state) but probably doesn't these days.

      Assuming you've ever done history, you have probably heard of the "rise of the nation-state" which occured in Europe (where state/country boundary started to coincide with national boundaries as opposed to being completely arbitary). How does that make any sense in your anti-culture/nationality world view?

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    104. Re:Bomb em! by Tet · · Score: 1
      There are about 5 Americans for every Briton.

      The USA has 4.78 times the population, but 37.92 times the land area. Thus the UK has nearly 8 times the population density, which makes the notion of just jumping in a car and being somewhere in a few hours quite amusing. It's so crowded here, it takes ages to get anywhere, particularly in the south east. It takes me around 40 minutes just to get to my parents house (which is 8 miles away), simply due to weight of traffic.

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    105. Re:Bomb em! by RWerp · · Score: 1

      Less people will be affected.

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      "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
    106. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      You should've replied to the grandparent (post I replied to) not to me--the quote you use was from him. I was making your point that it takes a long time to get from A to B over here.

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    107. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Uhh...what's confederation got to do with anything?"

      It's the point when you start talking about what "Canada" did to the native populations instead of "British North America," hence the reference to the 49th Parallel.

    108. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      Canada has nothing to do with what we discussing. I was countering ad-hominem arguments against me based on what people in my country (UK) used to do with points about the US. Very off-topic anyway.

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    109. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Shock and Awe" is an English translation of "blitzkrieg".

      Hardly. From the German "blitz" meaning lightning (as in "donner und blitzen" - thunder and lightning) and "krieg" meaning war, "blitzkrieg" simply means "lightning war". The term arose to describe the new tactics adopted by the Nazis in the 30s compared to the mostly static, trench-based tactics of the First World War. The new technique was tested first in the Spanish Civil War, and was so effective that it became the Nazi's standard modus operandus.

    110. Re:Bomb em! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "Canada has nothing to do with what we discussing."

      From your original post
      "Who's calling who imperialists? It was your (USan) ancestors who went over to America and killed all the native people (and flora and fauna)."
      You were apparently bringing up what the US did to indigenous peoples and animals on the North American continent in our quest for the Pacific Ocean while conveniently forgetting that other country that somehow managed to make its way to Vancouver using some of the same policies (though perhaps not at the same scale) that the US was using at the time. Back then, it was London calling the shots in British North America, not Ottawa, and you can still find angry voices in the Canadian territories because of some of what happened back then.

      And all this because I made a mildly sarcastic remark about the current size of the UK... sheesh...
    111. Re:Bomb em! by InfinityEdge · · Score: 1

      Americans might be a bit ignorant about the finer points of international politics (of which creating/defining regions of various levels of sovereignty is a subset), berating them for not knowing exactly how the UK is arranged is a bit harsh. I doubt very few native brits actually understand all the twisted shit lawers have done over the centuries.

      For instance, can anyone here define the what kind of legal black hole the City of London (not to be confused with London) and the Isle of Man exist in?

    112. Re:Bomb em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The stuff is more poisonous than Arsenic

      That isn't hard. Almost anything is more toxic than arsenic. Arsenic is very common in drinking water, in spite of what the left wants you to believe (political agenda). It is a very common occuring element and was used in Potato production for years.

    113. Re:Bomb em! by idlake · · Score: 1

      Spain includes several nations. I think Italy might. Germany used to (before the rise of the nation-state) but probably doesn't these days.

      Well, yes, after the common usages of the term "nation" defined in the dictionary, there is eventually one for culturally and linguistically distinct groups within a larger country, and these countries of culturally and linguistically distinct groups in them.

      However, that definition is not value neutral. Basque separatists and Lega Norte members might refer to their regions as "nations". If you use that definition, you are making a statement about your own politics and the politics of your region. And that's what I don't like about your statement: the political attitudes you express with it. I don't think you are doing Wales a favor by representing it that way, but that's your problem, not mine. It reinforces the impression that the UK, unfortunately, has a much longer way to go to shed vestiges of nationalism than other members of the EU.

      How does that make any sense in your anti-culture/nationality world view?

      I like diverse cultures, I just dislike nationalism.

    114. Re:Bomb em! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      The factories which you refer to were built with Asbestos, PVC, Fluorocarbons, so on, so fourth.

      All of these went into the air and hit Bulgaria which was not even a combatant downwind.

      As a result people are dieing even now without having anything to do with the war. In fact I have seen the die. People dieing from mesotelieloma are not a pretty sight. You choke on the limpha and blood which fills your lungs.

      If you call killing by the most disgusting method available thousands of innocent people in a non-combatant country morally justified I will be very interested to know what is not morally justified according to your point of view.

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    115. Re:Bomb em! by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      but I think that it would be quite easy to make a bomb out of the Pu that my daughter puts out on a daily basis...

      ... especially a "dirty" bomb...

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    116. Re:Bomb em! by RWerp · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I can't believe in asbesthos (or PVC) travelling over such long distances. If the Serbs built their factories with asbesthos, it's their problem and I'm fairly sure the Serbs inhaled most of it.

      The aim of NATO bombings was not to kill Bulgarian people, not even to kill Serbs -- just to reduce Serbian military potential and make Serbia follow UN resolutions. If we are to fret ourselves just because something nasty may travel downwind (it's not as if NATO bombed nuclear plants, remember), then we may as well disband all armies and wait for less cautious people to arrive and do what they want with us. There wouldn't be any bombing had Milosevic obeyed the UN resolutions. Or do you suggest we should wait and see how the Serbs slaughter the Albanians in Kosovo, like we did (regrettably) in Srebrenica?

      To finish my point, I do not recollect Bulgarian government issuing any sort of protest against NATO bombing of Serbian factories, neither now (like asking for recompensation) nor in the past.

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      "Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)
    117. Re:Bomb em! by marondeau · · Score: 1

      I hope you are jocking.

      Toronto is not in the US, it is in Canada...

    118. Re:Bomb em! by sydres · · Score: 1

      I think the original dirty bomb was supposed to be a last ditch effort on the part of the japanese during world war II when germany sent them some Uranium Oxide powder I geus it was supposed to be the ultimate kamikazi attack on sanfrancisco but there probably would have been more trouble if their plague dispersion tactic had succeeded.

    119. Re:Bomb em! by dickrichardv8 · · Score: 1

      That's a prime example of Englishmen thinking a 100 miles is a long ways and an American (United States) thinking a 100 years is a long time. :=)

    120. Re:Bomb em! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      1. The Bulgarian government at the time was possibly getting more salary from the CIA funds them from their country. Even if they were not the primary goal of all politicians there is to get it into EU and get American bases on their territory. So they will keep their mouth shut and do nothing to jeopardise it.
      2. All the cancer numbers for the western part of the country for 3-4 years were doctored. They were set to be the same as before and the disparity attributed to dead from natural causes. Dead from natural causes in a cancer ward in a hospital... Interesting concept... And if you ask where do I know this from - I have seen the numbers myself.
      3. The only journalist I know to have started writing on it got run over in broad daylight in the middle of Sofia on the crossing of two main streets. All witnesses withdrew their statements. Case was closed due to lack of evidence.
      4. I know personally at least a number of people in the pathology lab of the Medical academy which analyses samples who have been politely asked not to compile any statistics if they want to have funding for research ever again.
      5. I saw the countryside there the autumn of the Kosovo campaign and next spring. In autumn all trees had lost their leaves 2 months prematurely on western facing slopes. By spring 10-20% of the conifers were dead. This does not happen just for nothing.
      6. Even if asbestous does not travel for miles, fluorocarbons, hydrofluoric acid, toxic organics, etc travel for up to thousands of miles. And all of them went into the air when the serbian electronics and chemical plants were bombed.

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    121. Re:Bomb em! by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Remember, supreme execellence in war lies in causing your enemy to give up without a fight.

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    122. Re:Bomb em! by EnglishDude · · Score: 1

      Parent wasn't. Canada is in America, just like the US. North America that is.

    123. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      If you use that definition, you are making a statement about your own politics and the politics of your region.
      I am not aware of any usage of the word nation other than the one I use. Please explain how you use it.

      I am not making a statement about my politics when I use it. I am making a statement about the identity of the people within the region (i.e.: if most people in Wales would describe themselves as Welsh, Wales is a nation*).

      [* As an aside, my personal national identity is global (citizen of the world) as opposed to Eurasian, European, UKonian, British, Welsh, &c]

      I am not representing Wales in any political way. I am making a factual statement.

      It reinforces the impression that the UK, unfortunately, has a much longer way to go to shed vestiges of nationalism than other members of the EU.
      Not at all. In fact, I personally believe we are on of the least nationalistic member states. Part of the reason why there is no strong nationalism in the UK is because it is made up of many different nations (such as the Welsh, and, arguably, say, the Pakistani community) and ethnicities (i.e.: there is no single British ethnic group--although, one could argue tha the Welsh and Scottish are descended mainly from the Britons--but England, at least, is a mix of hundreds of ethnic groups like Vikings, Anglo-Saxons, Jews) as opposed to having a single strong identity.

      Also, as people of different nations have joined together into one state and (except republicans in Northern Ireland) they accept this position, it would seem we have learnt to deal with international struggles/diplomacy/politics--something useful in the EU.

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    124. Re:Bomb em! by sepluv · · Score: 1

      I should point out that I personally do not like nationalism either (as implied by my golbal identity comment), but that does not mean I cannot, when not letting my opinions cloud the issue, see that nations do factually exist.

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      Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
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  2. Geee... by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know it's here somewhere.

    1. Re:Geee... by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Stupid Metric system always screwing things up...what are we talking about...I just saw kilos and thought I'd start the standard metric flame thread before anyone else did.

      Please troll away

    2. Re:Geee... by phaln · · Score: 1

      There will likely be an Imperial system supporter here in 3...2...1...

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    3. Re:Geee... by weighn · · Score: 1
      I know it's here somewhere.

      Get Blix on the case, he'll find it.
      . . . or maybe he wont

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      Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
    4. Re:Geee... by ArmchairGenius · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I hate it when I forget where I put my nuclear-grade plutonium....almost as much as when I can't find my car keys...

    5. Re:Geee... by darkonc · · Score: 1

      It's not the metric system which messes things up. It's the English system (which is pretty much not being used in England any more). If it wasn't for the US Media always throing out English measurements, I'd probably know just how tall 183cm was.

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    6. Re:Geee... by Grab · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find your lack of faith... *disturbing*...

    7. Re:Geee... by phyruxus · · Score: 1

      Get Blix in the case. I'm sure he'd appreciate being asked to look for something that actually exists. :D

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
  3. 88 mph by froggero1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    sweet, I'll finally have fuel for my flux capacitor so I can get back to the 80's!

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    1. Re:88 mph by Mr.+Fusion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but did they find a box full of shiny used pinball machine parts?

    2. Re:88 mph by John+Seminal · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      dude, take me with you.

      if i knew then what i know now i am sure i would not be a virgin.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    3. Re:88 mph by froggero1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd want to go back for all the crazy amounts of money you could make in the process.

      Imagine in 1985 investing a few thousand in M$... or perhaps cashing in on the bre-x scandal. Or just betting correctly on the superbowl at the _start_ of every year. Wouldn't need to work man...

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    4. Re:88 mph by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Imagine in 1985 investing a few thousand in M$

      Or telling people how computers would change, and what M$ would be like. If I went back in time, I would be 100% Apple II all the way. Fuck the 8088.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    5. Re:88 mph by froggero1 · · Score: 1

      Or telling people how computers would change

      What makes you think that people would respond any differnetly than they do now? We (I?) scream high and low that M$ doesn't give a shit about the user, and that there is huge potentential in Linux, and orgasmic computing experiences awaiting them with Apple, but it doesn't matter. They don't believe it. Computers suck, they break down, get virii and spyware. It's just what they do.

      I think it's mostly just beacause the average person dosn't really care that much about thier computer... especially not enough to learn another OS, even if it is still point and click

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    6. Re:88 mph by Storlek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trouble is, even the tiniest changes might have profound effects, so theoretically you supporting Apple might through some Rube Goldberg-esque chain of events, be catastrophic.

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    7. Re:88 mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Three Bazillion Million Gazillion

      mod parent redundant, it's the only sensible thing

    8. Re:88 mph by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      What makes you think that people would respond any differnetly than they do now?

      Because back then, M$ was not a monopoly. There was choice. Today, M$ is a monopoly. Apple is not a mainstream choice.

      In 1985, my school has a computer lab, and it was filled with Apples. What happened?? McDonalds spends a crapload of money getting kids hooked young. Apple had the school system coronating their product.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    9. Re:88 mph by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Trouble is, even the tiniest changes might have profound effects, so theoretically you supporting Apple might through some Rube Goldberg-esque chain of events, be catastrophic.

      God forbid if the Mars Rover had Mac OS 10 running the show. I was going to say the name of whatever OS the Apple II had, but I don't remember. I just remember putting my 5 and 1/4 inch floppy of Bards Tale in the floppy drive and typing "load bardstale", then waiting and typing "run bardstale". Man, my Garth was up to level 127, and we had a cold horn. And my wizard, you did not want to fuck with his Mangars Mind Blades. It was so cool!!!

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    10. Re:88 mph by kernel_dan · · Score: 1

      Is 30 kilos of plutonium enough to provide one point twenty-one jigawatts of power?

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    11. Re:88 mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can you spare me some so i can recharge my continuum transfunctioner?

    12. Re:88 mph by froggero1 · · Score: 1

      In 1985, my school has a computer lab, and it was filled with Apples. What happened?? McDonalds spends a crapload of money getting kids hooked young

      Honestly, I don't know. I guess it's probably because the school's have never really been funded as much as they should be. This leads to cuts obviously, and in the late 80's, early 90's, the technology department of the local school distric had little to no say regarding finances. So maybe it is like McDonalds, not because of getting them started young, but because of price. If you can charge next to nothing for something, the quality of it somehow becomes blurred. x86's were much cheaper than their RISC counterparts. Fortunatly, this is changing now (mostly the prestige factor), and maybe we will see the rise of Apple and the industry as a whole.

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    13. Re:88 mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good ol' MIBL.

    14. Re:88 mph by dj245 · · Score: 1

      For the unenlightened, The holy time travel trilogy

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    15. Re:88 mph by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      The reason you were a virgin is because people already knew what you now know.

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    16. Re:88 mph by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      The 80's called...and they don't want you back.

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    17. Re:88 mph by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... I'm trying to think if there's anyone whose Mangars Mind Blades I would want to fuck with...

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    18. Re:88 mph by Grab · · Score: 0, Troll

      What happened?

      Open hardware standards brought massive reductions in computer prices, and PCs kicked the butt of all the proprietary-hardware vendors on price. Apple were, and still are, proprietary-hardware vendors. The only reason they kept going was that DTP was so standardised on Apple-based software - basically no-one else was buying them. Today, Apples are still more expensive than PCs for the same power, and there is simply no Apple equivalent to the $400 PC. And since they're proprietary hardware, no-one else can fill in those price gaps.

      Had PCs not been around and Apple and their like were still the leaders, we might just about be looking at 1GHz in 10 years time. And graphics? well, maybe we'd just about be able to play Quake1 by now. Open hardware is what brought about all of that, because without open hardware there's no incentive to improve significantly.

      Oh, and without PCs you could forget about reading files on different systems too.

      Apple may have better *software* that's more reliable and prettier, but it's the hardware that brought the improvements. Unfortunately MS bulled their way into the software. Other possibilities like OS/2 might have been better, but sadly they didn't get the support from businesses who all bought WinNT and Win95, and from that point MS were unassailable.

      Grab.

    19. Re:88 mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, or there could be (social?) interia, so a single man working to change the future toward which billions are headed would achieve little results?

      --Coder

    20. Re:88 mph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait 10 more years and you'll get Mr. Fusion!

  4. Nothing to worry about by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kim Jong Il is taking good care of it. He says so regularly!

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    1. Re:Nothing to worry about by PeanutGallery · · Score: 1

      That really wouldn't surprise me.

      But hey, some people lose their car keys, some people lose a batch of fissionable material. 'Aint nothin to it, right?

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  5. 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1%? What's the rest? Radonium? Poisonium? Uruntinum?! Oh no!!

  6. Oh yeah by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Accountability?

    Seems like nobody needs that irky little thing anymore. Not even if you're dealing with stuff that could blow up half the world.

    Sheesh.

    1. Re:Oh yeah by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They must be Klingon accountants:

      "Bookeeping is for honorless cowards! True Klingons just wait until the theif[1] comes back, and slaughters him in glorious battle!"

      [1] Klingons think spelling is also for cowards, BTW.

    2. Re:Oh yeah by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Eagle, Hero, Zipper. On THREE!!!!

      I say kill 'em all, and let the paramedics sort them out!!

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    3. Re:Oh yeah by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's misinformed. This is not weapons grade material, and the facilities necessary to make it weapons grade are visible from orbit. By the way, they don't account for several kilos every year - look at the less reactionary articles (such as the BBC article) and you'll find that this is the norm. Regardless of all of it, they state very clearly that they're probably not missing anything at all, but that 30 kg of plutonium extra is on paper.

    4. Re:Oh yeah by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Considering that if YOU personally are accountable for something like this, and find that not only will you lose your job, lose your nuclear-security clearance forever, and then find yourself under some sort of heavy indictment for the loss ... even for the loss of a couple of grams ... well, let's just say you may have the urge to cover up the loss instead of reporting it.

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  7. In other news... by Your_Mom · · Score: 5, Funny

    A small boy with a oval shaped head was seen today in Leicestershire(sp?) saying "VICTORY IS MINE!"

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  8. I know! by iosmart · · Score: 1

    Maybe Doc took it...for his time travel DeLorean. http://www.delorean.com/

    1. Re:I know! by irokitt · · Score: 1

      But the TARDIS never looked like a DeLorean, it looked like a police box. Someone needs to brush up on foreign television...

      (For my fellow Americans there is a link.)

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      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    2. Re:I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad you can't go back in time and post this before someone beat you to the joke ;)

    3. Re:I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in. Everything you post is worthless. Get off the internet.

  9. Oops. by Primotech · · Score: 0

    Wasenme.

  10. Nothing to see here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, move along.

  11. Great Scott! by modifried · · Score: 2, Funny

    1.21 Gigawatts?

    1. Re:Great Scott! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That gets moderated to a 4? Holy fucking stupid moderators batman.

    2. Re:Great Scott! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Jigawatts, if I'm not mistaking

    3. Re:Great Scott! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      From Jargon File (4.3.0, 30 APR 2001) :

      {quantifiers">giga- /ji'ga/ or /gi'ga/ pref. [SI] See {quantifiers.

    4. Re:Great Scott! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      From a conversation between a BestBuy service rep and a customer:

      "My computer has a 40 jigabyte hard drive".

    5. Re:Great Scott! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      So; stop being a smartass. It was originally pronounced with a soft "g", and got to the present state thanks, no doubt, to the misuse of millions of computer geeks.

      He's probably some genius physics Professor who was using the word before your Dad first got his hands in your Mum's underwear, and has his mind on something important in quantum mechanics instead of whether the graphics card in the computer he bought last month is out of date because it doesn't run Quake Nukem LXXIX.

      Let's be honest; a lot of computer stuff is ephemeral crap that might be interesting today, but is entirely man-made and likely to be irrelevant in ten years time.

      Your kids will probably pronounce it wrong too, because thinking in units of anything less than an exabyte will be obselete and archaic by then.

      Okay; I meant *if* you have kids, which you won't, because you'll turn off the girls when you laugh at them saying "jigabyte".

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    6. Re:Great Scott! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant. Have you ever actually heard it pronounced with a soft "g"? I mean by people who actually use the words, not by some ignorant movie director.

  12. London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Rexz · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't say that Boston is the same as New York. Please don't do this to my country.

    1. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's due to The Globe and Mail's "London -- A British nuclear-reprocessing plant...".

      Rather amateurish error to make, though.

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    2. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by fm6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got news for you: most Americans think that Boston is the same as New York!

    3. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This may come as a shock, but most Americans don't think about Boston or New York at all.

      Well, except maybe in October.

    4. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I always thought that Boston was where you got Beans and New York was where you reprocessed them.

      Yeah go ahead and mod it to off topic - but it is funny

    5. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      At least we don't have this type of confusion in Birmingham.

    6. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 3, Informative

      But at least Boston is comparable with New York. Sellafield is about 300 miles away from London (basically at the opposite end of the country) and is a tiny place in the middle of nowhere.

    7. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hmm, Sellafield is not a city. It's a village 300 miles from London in the middle of nowhere known only for having a nuclear power plant.

      When you take scale into account, saying Sellafield is in London is totally like saying the Grand Canyon is in Washington D.C.

      And what are you on about? The UK has a lot of open land. It's nothing like the US, but more of the UK is fields or moor than anything else.

    8. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      300 miles away is like comparing Seattle to Spokane. Not only is it the same state, but people often confuse the capital of Washington state with either of these.

    9. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Boston and New York are only 200 Miles apart. That's close enough to be considered the same. :)

    10. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Also, since you have no real open land in the entire country, it all looks like one large, connected city.

      Making a "mistake" like saying a city is near another is very easy to make.

      Quot Erat Demonstrandum


      You carry on being ignorant, OK? "No real open land"? LMAO. What we have might not be on the same scale as the great swathes of untouched country that you'll come across in parts of North America but it's beautiful enough and nowhere near to the mental picture you seem to be painting of a landscape that's concreted over entirely.

      Saying that Sellafield is anywhere near London isn't a small mistake, it's a huge one. In fact, in this case the story headine is extremely misleading as it gives the immediate impression that the nuclear plant is in London, which isn't just false but is rather stupid too (given that we're talking about a nuclear facility). It's like suggesting a nuclear plant somewhere in southern California is actually in Los Angeles, which is just plain dumb.

      Sorry but at best you come across as foolish and at worst you come across as downright ignorant. Stick your poor QEDs and half-thought out arguments somewhere where they aren't likely to be ripped apart by simple argument. Next time, think first and type later.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    11. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps you missed the world 'scale'. England is barely three hundred miles long as it is. The two places are almost at the extreme opposite ends, hence my Grand Canyon/Washington comment. The US is one of a very few large countries with a homogenized culture. Most of the world's population is used to dealing with places 300 miles away as being radically different.

    12. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Given that they are only a few hours apart, and all the drivers in between are assholes, they might as well be the same city.

    13. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Stanneh · · Score: 0

      im welsh and most americans i meet not only think wales is england too but i have even heard americans ask me if wales is in london too.

      as for the crap that went missing who cares i hope we make a F***load of nukes nobody F**** with you when you got nukes kym jung ill knows this iran knows this america knows this and so does isreal.

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    14. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      It's not so much a matter of confusion as of attitude.

    15. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by lilo_booter · · Score: 1

      Someone once remarked that the difference between a European and an American is that a European thinks 100 miles is a long distance while an American thinks 100 years is a long time.

    16. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Just about every american knows they are different. NY is where the fast talking loonies are at, and Boston is where people who can not pronouce a single R live (or at least do something). But hey, they are only a couple of miles apart, right?

    17. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they're both in France, right?

    18. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by owlstead · · Score: 1

      That's correct. It farthest away from anywhere you can live in the UK, and as close to Dublin as you can get.

    19. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      I take strong offense at being called homoegenious with those hicks from Texas (like a certain chimp that a thin majority elected to be president)

    20. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      A lot of people think Americans are arrogant.
      That isn't true.

      Its just that we are so much better than everyone else that its hard to tell the difference.

      (Kidding)

    21. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Splab · · Score: 1

      Actually since the US is a heck of alot bigger than UK it would be more correct (as someone already has said) to be saing boston is in new york.

    22. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by daclink · · Score: 1

      Having lived near Sellafield all my life i can tell you that it is not the furthest place you can live from anywhere in the UK. Have you even heard about Scotland! Sellafield is on the West coast of Cumbria and it may be remote but it employs over 20000 (if i remember correctly) people.

      DaClink

    23. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      That "London --" bit at the beginning means that the reporter is speaking from London. It's a standard journalistic practice.

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    24. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's why they built a nuclear waste reprocessing plant there...

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    25. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Lowther · · Score: 1

      I'll have you know that I'm looking forward to my holiday in Orlando this year.

      And once I'm inside Disney World, I'll be able to visit

      New York
      Los Angeles
      Vancouver
      Washington
      Little Rock, Arkansas
      McDonalds
      The Grand Canyon
      Niagara Falls

      And all of those other wonderful places I've seen on TV.

      And it's so cheap !!

      And when I get back home to my sleepy village of Sellafield in Cumbria, I can tell all my friends about it. Over a pint of John Smith's, and a fish and chip supper. Call me a pretentious foodie if you must, but those two-headed cod from the Irish Sea are absolutely gorgeous in Tempura batter.

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    26. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by gowen · · Score: 1

      As the old joke goes : Brits think 300 miles is a long way. Americans think 300 years is a long time.

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    27. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Lowther · · Score: 1

      Also, since you have no real open land in the entire country, it all looks like one large, connected city.

      Yes.

      America would be the same. Except it gets tornadoes.

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    28. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      300 Australians think Brits and Americans are wankers.

    29. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by gowen · · Score: 1
      300 Australians
      What did they do, poll all of the Aussies with 3-digit IQs?
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    30. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like suggesting a nuclear plant somewhere in southern California is actually in Los Angeles, which is just plain dumb.

      Not really. Its common knowledge down here that basically all of Southern California is LA. Thats right San Diego... you too.

    31. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sellafield is exactly here:

      http://www.bnfl.com/index.aspx?page=58

      London is nearer the bottom right hand corner for the geographically challenged.

    32. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... He or She was more joking about bombing the country than the city. You would do the same, replacing London with Washington DC instead of some small US town.

    33. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by jcrowly · · Score: 1

      It's also not a power station it's a fuel re-processing plant.

    34. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by stiggle · · Score: 1

      But you'd have to go to Calder Bridge for the pint and Egremont for the fish and chips.
      Personally - I prefer Ravenglass for both as Egremont is a scary place - every stereotype you can think of is found there - plus the have the crab fair and the gurning contest. http://www.thecumbriadirectory.com/Cumbria_Traditi ons/Gurning/Gurning.php

    35. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by spike1 · · Score: 1

      And tne brits know what the word "wanker" means and nod sagely, while the americans think "huh? was that an insult?"

    36. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the irradiated fields and radioactive beaches. :-)

    37. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like suggesting a nuclear plant somewhere in southern California is actually in Los Angeles, which is just plain dumb.

      The US does put nuclear power plants near populated areas, and even near earthquake fault lines.

    38. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough* Calder Hall *cough*

    39. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

      300 miles is the length of your country, and you expect us to be familiar with it? That's like somebody telling me 'we found the body in your car', and then I'm all like 'get it right man, that body was in my trunk.' Just be thankful we mentioned your little island at all. Darn Irish.

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    40. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by dasunt · · Score: 1
      You carry on being ignorant, OK? "No real open land"? LMAO. What we have might not be on the same scale as the great swathes of untouched country that you'll come across in parts of North America but it's beautiful enough and nowhere near to the mental picture you seem to be painting of a landscape that's concreted over entirely.

      I think its a matter of perspective. I know someone who lives in a quite rural part of Tennessee. At least, he considers it quite rural, and by the standards of Tennessee, it probably is.

      I grew up in northern Minnesota. While visiting him, no matter where I went, I kept getting the impression that I was 5 minutes from town.

      Where I grew up, it wasn't hard to find areas where you'd have to walk 5 miles to find the nearest house. It wasn't hard to find areas where you could drive for miles and miles without seeing the lights of a house. That's what I consider "rural".

      Its all a matter of perspective.

      (There is probably a reader from Montana or Alaska looking at this and wondering how I could describe a place with homes every 5 miles as "rural".)

    41. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by j-turkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The US is one of a very few large countries with a homogenized culture.

      Have you been to the American southeast recently? Is the US really homogonized? Maybe New York and Washington DC have extremely similar cultures (~300 miles), but go down to Alabama and contrast it with New York. Not so homogenous anymore.

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    42. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Hey, guess what? You can drive for miles in the UK and not see a house, but that's not the point.

      The point is, that saying that Sellafield is in London is like saying:

      IN ABSOLUTE TERMS: that Three Mile Island is in Washington DC
      IN RELATIVE TERMS: that Three Mile Island is in Los Angeles

      Both absurd. The heading only goes to dilute the integrity of Slashdot stories.

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    43. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No American cares if Imadirtylimeyhaddoneshirefield is 300 miles away from myteetharebadandilikebuttandcock. Washington DC and the Grand Canyon are thousands of miles apart. Sellafield and London are 300 miles apart. There's a big fucking differnce, especially to Americans. To you 300 miles is huge, to me, 300 miles is nothing. I can drive 300 miles and still be in the same state.

    44. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by radtea · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's like suggesting a nuclear plant somewhere in southern California is actually in Los Angeles, which is just plain dumb.

      Err... the San Onofre plant is less than 50 km from LA. Not quite in the city, but not so far off, either, and close enough that a serious accident would have a very large effect on the city itself.

      --Tom

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    45. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by grahamtriggs · · Score: 1

      Does that mean Steve Jobs is the only one that doesn't?

    46. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by tunasaladsandwich · · Score: 1

      There was a reactor in London until very recently: at the Royal naval College Not quite on the scale of Sellafield, but definitely radioactive.

    47. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      And Boston is about 220 miles from New York - basically right next door.

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    48. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Don't let the troll get us into a fight.

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    49. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the capital of Manchester, isn't it?

    50. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can talk all day and still be a complete cock.

    51. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by T3kno · · Score: 1

      Hey there are a lot of blokes that don't know that Washington is a state as well as a city, so STFU. Blame the teachers.

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    52. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      At least the yankee's (northern americans) do not have a proud history of lynching or strong conservatism.

      Tell a southerner he is a yankee and you will get decked. Its really a seperate country in the deep south and the culture shows it. They may be part of the union as forced after the civil war but many here in Florida at least have confederate flag emblows on their cars.

      Also looking at the last election you can clearly see the Bush states vs the Kerry states. A slim majority elected Kerry but a very big swing exists in deep southern vs northern states on who voted for whom.

    53. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've forgotten about over half of the U.S. there in the middle. It's also mostly open land and produces the vast majority of the food you eat.

    54. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, if you'd said there was a nuclear power plant in the middle of Hartlepool, we wouldn't be objecting. That is very nearly true.

      Go here for a recording of Dr Richard Webb from around the time of the three mile island problems if you want to know about jobsworths getting in the way of sorting out a problem with a nuclear reactor:

      http://www.freewebtown.com/threemileisland

    55. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      Quite.

      I was referring to the slashdot article, not the Globe and Mail one.

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    56. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      at the opposite end of the country) and is a tiny place in the middle of nowhere.

      Then isn't it a tiny place at the end of nowhere?

      Chuckle. Sorry, couldn't resist.

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    57. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, but the distance from Albany to Montgomery is near enough the same as the distance from London to Rome, Stockholm, Warsaw or Budapest.

      Italians, Swedes, Poles and Hungarians are culturally quite distinct from most of the people I'll meet on my daily round (for the sake of this discussion we'll leave out those I know who have immigrated to London from those other places).

      People from these places speak different languages, use different money, obey different laws, decide their vote on different issues, believe different things, holiday in different places, eat different food, drink different booze, buy things in different shops.... there's a lot of differences there, OK?

      Convergence under the auspices of the EU is breaking some of these differences down, but the process will take decades/generations to get to where the US is now (if it can get that far at all).

      Regards
      Luke

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    58. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      Shhh dont tell them, the yanks still think London swings like a pendulum do, Bobbies on bicycles, two by two. If you shut up, we can flog 'em another "London bridge"..

      Oh, and for information: London = place with lots of people, 11 million of them, baaad place to have chernobyl-style accident. Sellafield (or Windscale - renamed to make it more friendly) = place with not too many people in, ok to have accident..

      Thanks to Sellafield, the Irish sea is the most radioactive in the world. Yeah, thanks Sellafield.

      Just to put you in the picture..

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    59. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by jalefkowit · · Score: 1

      Wow. Sounds like you all need a bigger country.

      :-)

    60. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "but go down to Alabama and contrast it with New York. Not so homogenous anymore."

      Suddenly I'm hearing the "Deliverance" music playing in my head.....

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    61. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I was about to make the usual crack about Americans not knowing their geography. Then I noticed that the newspaper writer who made the mistake was Canadian...

      I just remembered a similar mistake, even more drastic. I once had a co-worker confide that she'd accepted a job in Silicon Valley because she wanted to be near Disneyland. I don't know what disturbed me more -- a grownup who wanted to live near Disneyland, or a grownup who didn't know how big California is. Slightly bigger than England, anyway.

    62. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...then you don't know your geography either. Canada is American.

      America isn't only the USA, just like Britain isn't only England (contrary, it seems, to most people's understanding).

    63. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a friend, in England, who said he planned to visit me in Silicon Valley, and had bought an air ticket to LA. Doh!

    64. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      October??

    65. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America won rights to the title in a log rolling contest.

    66. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by bettlebrox · · Score: 1

      200! Dude it's like 300km!

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    67. Re:London is nowhere near Sellafield. by bettlebrox · · Score: 1

      Here in Boston we have a Nuclear Reactor that is almost in downtown Boston:MIT Reactor
      Technically, it's in Cambridge where MIT's campus is, but it is in Greater Boston. Also, seems like some residents in Cambridge ate a little annoyed about it. I can't wait for the big MIT student's prank (or hack) where they fake a meltdown ...

      Speaking of hacks my favourite is the police car on top of the dome at MIT, and the Harvard -Yale Game banner prank ...

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  13. No one uses atomic weapons these days by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    At least not in any way beyond waving them around and acting brave. The real waging of war is done with guns, tanks, and the occasional butcher's knife.

    I hope they find the plutonium, though. Marty McFly needs to get back to the future.

    1. Re:No one uses atomic weapons these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The United States is the ONLY country that has ever used atomic bombs in real war. They dropped 1 each over Nagasaki and Hiroshima Japan during WWII. Word has it that there were some plans to use them in Korea and Vietnam too, but it never happened.

      Basically, the U.S. had the biggest baddest bomb, and used it. Everyone went ape shit and made their own. Then the realization started to settle in that, maaaaaaybe this just wasn't that good of an idea.

      So it's not just a matter of "these days". Almost no one has EVER used atomic weapons as a weapon. They have always been used as a backup to bully talk. Only the U.S. was crazy enough to ever detonate one in war. Whether or not you think it was a good idea is an entirely different subject.

  14. Priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are people talking about RFID for every schoolchild, or GPS tracking for every car, but nothing like this is done for plutonium?

    1. Re:Priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they consider the people that might overthrow them a bigger threat than a loony with a nuke. Look at North Korea.

  15. Uranium regeneration is a good thing though by grqb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Uranium regeneration is a good thing. A nuclear reactor only uses about 4% of the uranium until it has to be either discarded or regenerated (because of reduced efficiency issues) but the regeneration process makes plutonium, which can then be used in a bomb. Most of the time, the plutonium is actually mixed with uranium and it can then be used as a fuel.

    Hopefully fusion will come along sometime soon...

    1. Re:Uranium regeneration is a good thing though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Depends on how it's reprocessed. If you use the fuel until it's considered "spent", the plutonium in the mix will be a combination of Pu-239 and Pu-240, and will only really be useful for power generation and/or dirty bombs. For weapons grade plutonium, you need a high (93%+) concentration of Pu-239; Pu-240 will render it useless for that purpose. If you don't pull the fuel out and reprocess it on a very regular basis, you'll get enough Pu-240 in there to contaminate the mix, and you can forget about weapons grade material.

    2. Re:Uranium regeneration is a good thing though by billsoxs · · Score: 1
      Hopefully fusion will come along sometime soon...

      Don't hold your breath. Liquid Lithimum limiters on ITER? Hell anything that takes 100 PhDs to run can never be run for a profit (Unless you are Princeton!) I remember one time when a disruption occurred in TFTR (Princeton's old Tokamak) it tore a huge chunk of the wall off and flung it across the system - where it blew up and scattered garbage all over the system. No, stick to fission for power - if you must use fusion - use sun light.

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    3. Re:Uranium regeneration is a good thing though by johannesg · · Score: 1
      Regarding your link, last nights' episode of Horizon on BBC did a fine job of discrediting fusion in sonoluminescence... They tried to reproduce the experiment and got all the flashes of light. However, the neutrons that were detected could not be matched to those flahes of light, ruling out the possibility of fusion.

      Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way...

    4. Re:Uranium regeneration is a good thing though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Regarding your link, last nights' episode of Horizon on BBC did a fine job of discrediting fusion in sonoluminescence.

      Darm it! I had big hopes for sonoluminescence. When they claimed to detect both neutrons and helium, I was sure it wasn't another cold fusion. We've been on Horizon and they do a good job with the science. The images you see are all fake/setup, but that's just eye candy anyway. They have a clear love and understanding of science and want to explain it to everyone. I wonder when they'll play this one in the US and what they'll call it. We get them anywhere from 6 to 18 months later and they are single shows without a Horizon branding, so they are hard to catch.

  16. This happened in the U.S. too. by zymano · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Remember after 9/11 and some nuclear plant had some rods missing. It was another accounting error i think. Never heard much more about it.

    1. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... of course not. Out of sight out of mind.

      Why let things like that "seem more important" than say "funding for my good 'ol boys" for a war in Iraq? .... GOOOOOO AMERICA!

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    2. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by John+Seminal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If the terrorists succeed and set off a bomb in the USA, more power to them. If bush was born poor and his family was slaughtered, he would be doing the exact same thing as the guys who flew into the WTC. as the louisiana chef used to say... "I gaurentee it!"

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    3. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      ... of course not. Out of sight out of mind.

      The truth is out there. But who is looking???????????? Do YOU care enough? Me neither. I got money to make. When a nuke goes off, I'll just do what everyone else does.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    4. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's what *you* would be doing.

    5. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Funny

      "hen a nuke goes off, I'll just do what everyone else does."

      Find a twinkie factory?

      Tom

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    6. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      No, that's what *you* would be doing.

      First, you are the anonymous COWARD. You won't even post with your account because you are scared of what people might think. You poor thing. Life must be hard. I am sure, one you marry who your daddy tells you to, and secure the family fortune, you will be happy.

      Human nature is human nature. There is a saying, "in the dark, even a dog knows if you kicked it or accidentaly stepped on it".

      But post as AC. It suits you well.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    7. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Find a twinkie factory?

      Dude, you read my mind!!!!! You must watch Family Guy. You are a-okay in my book! Just remind me to take away all civil liberties first, before I start eating. Cause once I start eating, I forget to do stuff like that. And then the town might decide to throw me out and I would be screwed.

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      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    8. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John's drunk again.

    9. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      When a nuke goes off, I'll just do what everyone else does.

      Burn?

    10. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If bush was born poor and his family was slaughtered, he would be doing the exact same thing as the guys who flew into the WTC.

      I don't agree. Bush would be more like Osama and Arafat. He'd hold a grudge forever and have other people doing his killing and dying for him.

      From another coward who doesn't like being stalked by losers.

    11. Re:This happened in the U.S. too. by drseuk · · Score: 1

      Why not just carry out a "mad cow"-style cull of accountants (and lawyers too just to on the safe side)? Problem solved.

  17. Bwa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    You'd think that, with all the brou-ha-ha about terrorism and weapons of mass destruction, that they'd be a little more careful. Apart from anything else, that much material, brought into a small enough space, would spontaneously go into a self-sustaining fission reaction. Not an explosion -- you need to have the right conditions for a fission reaction to turn into an explosion -- but nasty anyway. For that reason alone, you'd expect a bit more care in tracking plutonium and enriched uranium.

    And if they're saying that this is within standards, then obviously the standards need to be tightened up. A gram or two isn't too serious, but thirty kilograms? Jeez.

    It's been often said: the hard part of building a nuclear bomb isn't building it. It's getting the fissile materials ...

    1. Re:Bwa? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      They do worry about such things. Systems and containers have to be designed so that you can't have an accidental critical mass, like what happened in Japan back in 1999, when mixing a batch of fuel for the reactor, killing two of the workers involved.

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  18. Jokes by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 5, Informative
    You all joke, but a nuclear submarine goes around the world on a lump the size of a golf ball.

    A nuclear weapon only uses about a grapefruit sized piece of fissionable material.

    And only about 8 grams of matter were actually converted to enegery by the original nukes used against Japan.

    30 kg missing seems like a big deal to me. I'd like to know for sure whether its an accounting issue or someone else has it.

    1. Re:Jokes by irokitt · · Score: 1
      I'd like to know for sure whether its an accounting issue or someone else has it.


      Actually, it wasn't an accounting issue. You see, the spreadsheet was run on a Pentium...
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    2. Re:Jokes by khrtt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A nuclear weapon only uses about a grapefruit sized piece of fissionable material.

      True. Now try to guess how much a grapefruit-sized piece of plutonium would weigh.

    3. Re:Jokes by Powertrip · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's see, if the grapefruit I ate this morning was about 12cm in diameter the total approx. volume would be about 864cm^3. Plutonium has a typical denisty of 19.84g per cm^3, giving us a total weight of 17.062Kg.... Thats a darn heavy grapefruit! Brad

    4. Re:Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Even less. 20,000 tons of TNT = about 8.4 x 10^13 J = 0.93 grams of matter converted to energy.

    5. Re:Jokes by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      It's not the same stuff. It's not weapons grade, and it's only usable in particular types of reactors anyway. If you have the money to build the reactor, or the knowhow, you'd be able to get plutonium yourself. By the way, this happens every year, at plants across the world. This year, we're worried about it. It's an accounting error.

    6. Re:Jokes by caino59 · · Score: 1
      If you have the money to build the reactor, or the knowhow, you'd be able to get plutonium yourself


      http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html
    7. Re:Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a darn heavy grapefruit!

      Yes, but it tastes like shit!

    8. Re:Jokes by KenFury · · Score: 1

      Assuming at weighs about the same as gold, which it does. About 20 kilo's.

    9. Re:Jokes by istewart · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, what if you thought it was a grapefruit?

      That'd be a nasty breakfast surprise...

    10. Re:Jokes by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Man, for those of us living in Japan, a grapefruit sized piece of fissionable material is significantly less expensive than an
      equivalent amount of fissionable material. Fruit is so expensive that many a morning, I consider cost/benefit analysis of switching to a nuclear annihilation based diet. Much as Godzilla has already done.

    11. Re:Jokes by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Fuckety hell, I need to start using the preview button.

      Grr.

    12. Re:Jokes by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the core of a Pu bomb is not solid Pu, thus the 6.25 kg needed to make the little bang is larger in volume than simplistic calculation might suggest. ( Aw. wtf, that number is so well known by now, even Kim Il-jong and his mates know it :-)

    13. Re:Jokes by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Sadly, my backpack and each of my dogs weigh more.

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    14. Re:Jokes by Zaphod_Beebleburp · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the huge chunk of lead you would have to have around that thing so you could actually handle and transport it. Then again, the properties Plutonium-240 (reactor grade Plutonium) would most likely destroy itself before a significant nuclear detonation could occur. i.e. the bomb destroys itself before it goes off.

    15. Re:Jokes by Zaphod_Beebleburp · · Score: 1

      So, what does shit taste like?

    16. Re:Jokes by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      It tastes like...burning!

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    17. Re:Jokes by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think actually handling it outside the body is that much of a big deal. It's only regarded as such nasty stuff because if you ingest some it winds up in your bone marrow.

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    18. Re:Jokes by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "You all joke, but a nuclear submarine goes around the world on a lump the size of a golf ball."

      How many Libraries of Congress is that?

    19. Re:Jokes by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From some of the stories that I've read about the Manhattan Project, plutonium was a real bastard to work with. Besides being radioactive and chemically toxic, it loves oxygen and will corrode or catch fire if not kept in an dry inert atmosphere. Then there is the matter of its six phases, which must make for many problems in machining or casting the material.

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    20. Re:Jokes by quanminoan · · Score: 3, Funny
      Well it's obvious that to account for the missing plutonium, we're going to have to redefine the grapefruit:

      ((4/3)Pi((d/2)^3))*(19.84) > 50 kg

      Therefore, it is obvious that all grapefruits have a diameter of 16.88 cm and the plutonium missing is inadequate to construct a bomb.

    21. Re:Jokes by khrtt · · Score: 1

      You'd have to be on something pretty strong to mistake a nickel-plated ass-heavy solid metal ball for a fruit. I don't do that kind of stuff before breakfast.

    22. Re:Jokes by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Ask her, she must know.

    23. Re:Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heavy but accurate. According to what I looked up online in conjunction with a similar conversation last year, Pu bombs have a minimum critical mass around 4kg, and U bombs have it around 16kg. So, sounds like "grapefruit" is the right idea.

  19. For any Americans who are reading... by BovineSpirit · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sellafield is right up in the north west of england. London is in the south east. The people who decided where to put Sellafield(then Windscale) are, however, based in London. Strangely they decided the best place for it was as far away as possible.

    1. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Funny


      Um... where's England?

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    2. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Yurop.

      I think there are dragons there.

    3. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that near yurazia?

    4. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Vombatus · · Score: 1
      Hmmmm, I'm sure I left it here somewhere....

      Hang on.. where did this big hole in the ground dome from, it wasn't here before

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    5. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um... where's England?

      -looking around- You're right she's not there! Someone stole England! Maybe it's just an accounting issue, nothing to fear.

    6. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Under the US thumb

    7. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... where's England?

      The French sank it by collectively raising all their noses and exhaling.

    8. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by swab79 · · Score: 1

      Surely Scotland would be the most logical place.

    9. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by fzimper · · Score: 1

      Surely Scotland would be the most logical place.

      If only it would be in the same country.

    10. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by samael · · Score: 1

      Just south of Scotland.

    11. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > Um... where's England?

      It is your unsinkable aircraft carrier just off the coast of continental Europe :-)

    12. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an American living in London, and I have no idea where Sellafield is.

    13. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

      Um... where's England?

      Just to the south of Scotland. HTH.

      Mark

      PS I remember seeing an American guide book once that referred to Scotland as 'quite a big country' and advised that visitors allow a whole day to visit.

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    14. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by 748boy · · Score: 0

      Strange enough ALL nuclear plants are as far away from london as is possible. Id just like to say this is BULLSHIT, it is simply an error with the figures, the statistical model they have used has an error margin, IT IS NOT MISSING and never was. This kind of reporting really pisses me off

    15. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      It's on one of those two tiny little islands off the coast of Yurp. You've got a 50/50 chance, just remember that if you're wrong you're liable to be lynched if you call the people around you "English." If all you get is dirty looks, you're in the right place.

    16. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Wow, it's really super that we can easily avoid discussion of the actual news story by talking about how dumb all Americans are! None of them have even heard of England! Tee hee!

    17. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think it is much closer to Uranus

    18. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if everyone else in the world but Americans knows where Sellafield is.

      You have got some serious bigotry and hatred in you. Good luck with it.

    19. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      England is a little island way off the east coast of the USA. If Canada is the USA's little brother, then England is Canada's little brother.

    20. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Shirotae · · Score: 1

      Surely Scotland would be the most logical place.

      You must be thinking of Dounreay. The reactors there are now closed, and it will only take another 30 years or so to clean up the site.

      Perhaps Sellafield was chosen as a site because the English did not want their weapons grade plutonium manufacturing plant to be in the hands of the Scots. The fire in Windscale reactor 1 in 1957 did bring its plutonium manufacturing to an end. It also left us with a dead contaminated reactor, and no real idea how to clean it up nearly 50 years later.

    21. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Sellafield is right up in the north west of england. London is in the south east. The people who decided where to put Sellafield(then Windscale) are, however, based in London. Strangely they decided the best place for it was as far away as possible.

      Probably for the best, since they had an accident there in 1957. If the plant were near London, more people would have been exposed to radionucleides.

      -b.

    22. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Ahhh

      Near southeast asia. Of course....

    23. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Um... where's England?

      Just to the south of Scotland. HTH.

      I'm afraid it doesn't. Um, you see, we're Americans. "Scotland"? Is that a place run by some guy named Scott?

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    24. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Next to Sealand.

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    25. Re:For any Americans who are reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is most interesting about this story is that it is yet another example of why the Irish, along with a consortium of other European countries, have been requesting that Sellafield be closed for a long long time- it happens to be positioned in a place that means it will cause extremely serious damage to Ireland if there is a major accident, again (let alone terrorist fears). Name changes make little difference. it is still an inadequate facility- it has been ineptly run-always has been...
      Sellafield has a long and altogether sordid history...

  20. Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by toby · · Score: 5, Informative
    As usual, a quick cross-check would have revealed that this story has been subsequently qualified in the UK press as somewhat less of the sensation initially implied:
    British Nuclear Fuels, which runs the Sellafield nuclear complex in Cumbria, claimed yesterday that no nuclear material had gone missing from the site ... a spokesman for BNFL said similar discrepancies have been recorded in audits since 1977, and do not represent real losses of radioactive material ... it is impossible to know precisely how much plutonium is at a nuclear site. Plutonium is created inside nuclear fuel rods while reactors are running, so scientists can only estimate how much plutonium is in them. Only when spent fuel rods are reprocessed, by dissolving them in acid to separate out the plutonium, uranium and other materials, can the true quantities be measured...
    --UK Guardian, 18 Feb 2005.
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    1. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by p.gogarty · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I watched this news article on BBC world last night (am British living in forign country). The BBC world account of this story did highlight a couple of points that take the wind out of this sensationalist post.

      1. The missing 30Kg is discrepancy between the estimated amount of reclaimed fuel and the actual amount for a whole yeare (See previous post). As any engineer involved with nuclear reclamation will tell you there is no precise method of calculating the amount of fuel that will be reclaimed from nuclear waste until after it has been reclaimed.

      2. On several occasions (years) Sellafield has reclaimed more fuel than estimated.

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    2. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by Foo2rama · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Notice the complete lack of comment in that statement. The only important line is the first one.

      British Nuclear Fuels, which runs the Sellafield nuclear complex in Cumbria, claimed yesterday that no nuclear material had gone missing from the site

      Notice that line is unqualified. If they have not ruled out accounting, being the issue, it is not yet a fact that anything is missing. Therefore the statement is true. The rest of that comment is pure misdirection. Yes it is true that the total amount of Plutonium cannot be indentified, but they could be missing 30kg that had been amassed through the reprocessing of fuel rods.

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    3. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush might be death, but at least his web site works.

    4. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by grozzie2 · · Score: 1

      This is /. , please dont ruin the fun of all the 'terrorist behind every shadow' reactionaries by polluting the discussion with actual facts, especially if they dont support the sensationalism of it all. They dont want to know that what is being reported is that they recovered 30kg less than expected, it's much more fun to rant about 30kg missing.

    5. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have not ruled out accounting, being the issue, it is not yet a fact that anything is missing. Therefore the statement is true.

      If you cannot write clearly, being the issue, it is not yet a fact that you are understandable. Therefore the statement is meaningless.

      Were you trying to make a point or did you just shake a dictionary and let the words fall out?

    6. Re:Trigger-happy reporting? Not on /. ! by pr0file · · Score: 0

      Hmm being the conspiracy theorist that i am.. that could all be spin!( http://www.rsu.edu/faculty/khicks/Essays/Spin.htm) Anyhow.. have they looked on eBay?

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  21. Why this makes sense by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you reprocess tons of spent fuel then those little fraction-of-a-percent measurement errors add up. Also, in a big plant you could have an ounce of plutonium stuck in a filter one place, another ounce elsewhere, and add up to tens of kilos.

    What's scary is that the margins of error are big enough to include several bombs worth of material.

    1. Re:Why this makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, no. Ounces can only add up to pounds. You need to add up grams to get kilos.

    2. Re:Why this makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? Both are units of mass.

    3. Re:Why this makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no. Pounds are units of force. Not mass. Kilograms are units of mass. So in the strictest sense, the grandparent is correct.

    4. Re:Why this makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - this happened at Rocky Flats in Colorado, not far from Boulder. The plant had been in operation for many years, and when they decommissioned it, they found large amounts in the ducting and other places. Truly a horror story.

      Mike Monett

    5. Re:Why this makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, yeah... Somebody better be watching that those filters don't go critical!

  22. A little out of date, /. by saundo · · Score: 4, Informative

    The BBC has had this story since yesterday!

    From what I read on http://news.bbc.co.uk, the "missing" plutonium was a result of the way in which material was accounted for, not an actual loss.

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    1. Re:A little out of date, /. by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      Imagine that. A billion dollar news organization with acres of public credibility reported a news story before slashdot reported it!

  23. Try Cumbria not London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know the first word in the article is London, but that's where the story was posted. The last time I looked Sellafield was in Cumbria, see Sellafield for more details of this glowing area of the U.K.

    1. Re:Try Cumbria not London by dpmdpm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know it's a terrible stereotype that Americans have no idea about the geography of the outside world, but a 250 mile error (*Paris* is closer to London than Sellafield is) makes BNFL's 30kg look utterly innocent...

    2. Re:Try Cumbria not London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn that's right. Us good Americans are proud of our geography. We know the axis of evil countries like Iran, Iraq and North Korea are in Mexico, Hawaii, and Canada respectively. We know where the terrorists live. We caught Saddamn Hussein leader of Iran. He made a dirty bomb out of AIDS. The terrorists speak Muslim and don't speak English.

      America invented English. And Hawaii.

    3. Re:Try Cumbria not London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to understand though, to a lot of Americans, 300 miles is pretty close. Detroit to Chicago is 300 miles, and both cities consider each other to be nearby. Just because your country is the size of my state doesn't mean 300 miles isn't a reasonable distance.

    4. Re:Try Cumbria not London by sjeapes · · Score: 1

      The question of scale doesn't really come into it. I'm prepared to accept that people don't know where Cumbria is. The really stupid thing is thinking there was a nuclear plant in the middle of a capital city

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  24. by the beard of zeuss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1.05 Bushels!

  25. Accounting Issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't you guys at least wait to see if it's really missing? It's probably right next to those two disks from Los Alamos. Sheesh.

  26. Invade England by Space_Soldier · · Score: 1

    Great! Now, those British blokes are going to be lynched for proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. Bush is going to invade that island and make it the 51st state. In other news, the queen, suspected of drinking a suspect cocktail, has turned into a gigantic, mean, green, old lady terrorizing the common folks into bowing before her smelly legs.

    1. Re:Invade England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmph. It is already is the 51st state. Blair is Bush's bitch.

      Of course it's not like Blair doesn't realize that Bush has the IQ of gibbon.... but then Blair is evil incarnate so no one really knows his plan other than it is do with his rotten corrupt place 'in history'

      Please just get rid of corrupt Blair at the next election.

    2. Re:Invade England by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      In other news, the Princess Consort mistaken for Her Majesty the Queen

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    3. Re:Invade England by Stanneh · · Score: 0

      it would be dumb to think Bush's mongo army could invade the uk considering what we did on our own in WW2 right up until the last minut when the americans realised that they better get involved or they would be surrounded and raped by japan and germany. and yes we are a very small island.

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    4. Re:Invade England by vidarh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too late. Tony Blair already made us the 51st state a long time ago.

  27. Times Online Article (Thank Mirrordot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sellafield 'lost' plutonium
    By Angela Jameson, Industrial Correspondent

    Britain's major nuclear site at Sellafield has "lost" almost 30 kilograms of plutonium, according to figures published today.

    The annual audit of nuclear material at all of Britain's civil nuclear installations revealed that the plutonium -- enough for seven or eight nuclear bombs -- was classified as "material unaccounted for" last year.

    The revelation that such a large amount of plutonium has apparently disappeared has been described as merely an "accounting issue" by British Nuclear Fuels, which operates the plant.

    However, it is likely to cause embarrassment as the British Nuclear Group and the Department of Trade and Industry are weeks away from completing a huge shake-up in the nuclear industry, with the creation of an independent Nuclear Decommissioning Authority.

    The discrepancy compares with a 19kg loss at Sellafield in 2003 and a cumulative loss of about 50kg at the Cumbrian plant over the past ten years. A BNG spokeswoman said: "There is always a discrepancy between the physical inventory and the book inventory.

    "Some years there is an apparent gain, some years there is an apparent loss."

    The UK Atomic Energy Authority (UKAEA) said the figure was within international standards of expected measurement accuracies.

    The International Atomic Energy Authority (IAEA) lays down rules for the permitted levels of "material unaccounted for", which must not exceed about 3 per cent of the plutonium throughput.

    Given the huge quantities reprocessed at Sellafield, this year's discrepancy falls within these standards. But independent experts have described the figure as deeply worrying.

    "They make this claim of an auditing problem but I would expect them to be overzealous in the current climate of fears about terrorism," said John Large, an independent nuclear consultant.

    Dr Frank Barnaby, a specialist in nuclear weapons, said: "There will always be some material unaccounted for but this is a dramatic development.

    "This is a major reason for not reprocessing spent nuclear fuel because you can't tell what the material unaccounted for is."

    All nuclear material at Sellafield, including the content of contaminated ponds and any emissions, are measured every year, according to guidelines endorsed by the IAEA.

    The fact that the figures do not balance is embarrassing rather than sinister. They do not imply that any material has been improperly diverted, or that there has been a breach of security at the site.

    Keeping track of just how much material is present at the plant at any one time is tricky, and subject to errors. Spent nuclear fuel rods, which have been inside nuclear reactors for about five years, are taken to Sellafield for reprocessing.

    They are allowed to cool in ponds for up to four years before they are treated. The process then involves cutting up the fuel rods, dissolving them in acid and then separating the solution into three streams -- uranium, plutonium, and high-level waste.

    At each stage of the process the material is weighed and calculations made of the amounts of plutonium it contains. All this has to be done remotely behind shielding because of the radioactivity involved.

    At the end of the process the weight of the plutonium recovered ought to balance with the estimates of the amount put in. They seldom do, but the discrepancy is rarely as large as it is this year.

    Small measuring errors can accumulate to produce large discrepancies, as they have done this year.

    A spokesman for the UKAEA said today: "The MUF (material unaccounted for) figures for 2003/04 were all within international standards of expected measurement accuracies for closing a nuclear material balance at the type of facility concerned.

    "There is no evidence to suggest that any of the apparent losses reported were real losses of nuclear material."

    Sellafield reprocesses spent fuel, and employs more

    1. Re:Times Online Article (Thank Mirrordot) by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 1

      It's just strange that governments can exactly calculate how much tax you owe them, can't just add up some numbers in a highly contained environment.

      I don't think they would say "oh, it's just an accounting problem" when they are missing a couple of billion in received taxes.

  28. is this enough for a dirty bomb? by rbriefmd · · Score: 1

    what is this enough for... in the right hands? a dirty bomb? scary thoughts...

    1. Re:is this enough for a dirty bomb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in the right hand, this amount would equal two nuclear bombs. Not dirty bombs, NUCLEAR.

      That said, it's a math error. It's not actually missing, it never existed.

  29. 30 kilos? by khrtt · · Score: 1

    30 kilos of weapons-grade is enough to make no more than 2 crude bombs, so the whole world is not really in danger. Just a couple of large cities.

    If it wasn't weapons-grade, you could make one hell of a dirty bomb out of it, but not really anything that makes a big boom with a pretty mushroom cloud on top.

    Lookie here

    1. Re:30 kilos? by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Dirty bombs are a scare tactic only - blowing up radioactive material just spreads it around so much it can't irradiate anything. Both the US and Iraqi militaries came to this conclusion in the 80s, if not earlier.

    2. Re:30 kilos? by khrtt · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, the most harmful effect of a dirty bomb is likely to be a devaluation of real estate. It wouldn't take much plutonium to make a large area uninhabitable for a long long time. Not exactly as dangerous as a nuke, or even a conventional bomb, but still quite unpleasant.

  30. One Giant Step For Humanoids, One Giant Backstep by Rares+Marian · · Score: 0

    for actual humans.

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  31. Nuke Plant is not near London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its in the North West of England. There's more to England than that dump known as London.

    1. Re:Nuke Plant is not near London by Vombatus · · Score: 1

      For very large values of near

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  32. 3000kg by Tabor_Kelly · · Score: 3, Funny

    "cannot account for nearly 30 kilograms of plutonium... Although it says later plutonium is only 1% of what they deal with there."

    Does this mean they are missing 3000kg of uranium?

  33. Fuck you, tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pompous dickhole.

    1. Re:Fuck you, tom by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Oh you love me. You know you do.

      Who needs a hug? Come here you sad sad little AC.

      Tom

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    2. Re:Fuck you, tom by mingot · · Score: 1

      Tom, that man just cut you off!

    3. Re:Fuck you, tom by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      /me dials 911...

      The dude still needs a hug.

      I can't wait till the "manlove" guy starts trolling me again. That was some funny shit. It was like having a pet follow you around. It would do it's mindless pet things and you'd do your business.

      For a while my pet was faithful but I've seem to have lost him... sad...

      Tom

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    4. Re:Fuck you, tom by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Not *the* Dudley Manlove???

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  34. why would they tell you otherwise? by kevin-cs-edu · · Score: 1
    but authorities believe it is an accounting issue rather than a loss of potential bomb-making material, the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority said.
    Even if the plutonium was actually lost, do you think they would announce it to the world?
  35. How is plutonium accounted for, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder, do they use double entry accounting? I would assume so.

  36. Accounting error? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty big f'n accounting error.

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    1. Re:Accounting error? by yorktimsson · · Score: 1

      Audited by Arthur Andersen....
      It's probably on loan to Enron to balance their books.

    2. Re:Accounting error? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      From what a previous post said, it is about the size of two grapefruit.

  37. Still need to find the WDM... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Probably been planted in Iraq!

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  38. Acountants by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

    There go those accountants, stirring up trouble again...

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  39. SWEET! by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

    For once, it's not the Americans with egg on our face for being idiots. But I'm sure it won't be long until we regain that distinction...

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    1. Re:SWEET! by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is, as usual, the Americans with egg on their faces. You'll find that this is trigger-happy reporting, and there was no real loss of plutonium - just like at every plant, in the US and the UK. The press just hasn't learned how plutonium generation in uranium reactors works yet.

    2. Re:SWEET! by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1

      hahaha even a shorther time-frame than I thought.

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  40. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, Iran has claimed faulty accounting practices have led the United State's government to believe they are producing nuclear fuel that can potentially be used to make nuclear weapons. The Iranian government is really attempting to produce a cheap source of nuclear power. The official word from the US is that this changes nothing and that Iran can still be a threat to the economies of surrounding regions.

  41. mod -1 offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is 100% offtopic, but did /. fire micheal? Haven't seen a post from him in quite a while...

  42. London? vs Sellafield or is that Windscale. by DogsBollocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Sellafield is nowhere near London.

    Sellafield is well known for mistakes, so well known in fact that it changed it's name to Sellafield, it's old name was Windscale.

    Nothing new here, please move along.

    http://www.nucleartourist.com/events/windscal.htm

    1. Re:London? vs Sellafield or is that Windscale. by 88Seconds · · Score: 2, Funny

      And radiactivity shall now be known as Magic Moon Beams (Not The Nine O'clock News sketch, IIRC)

  43. why is plutonium important? by John+Seminal · · Score: 0
    i think the whole plutonium thing is propoganda, trying to make the terrorists look for it. what happened with the H bomb? has anyone looked at the sun (come on people, there are only two elements there)? why plutonium, because it is rare? all they are doing is shoving crap down the throat of a atom. how hard is that??

    if peace is to be had, people must be respected as the same, without regard to wealth. the uber rich are the shadow government. and it ain't limited to the usa, they are foreclosing on the usa quicker than GM left michigan. don't fall for it. god gave you a brain, and they can only take it away with mindless tv and alcohol and unresolved suffering. think about it.

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    1. Re:why is plutonium important? by commander+salamander · · Score: 1
      why plutonium, because it is rare? all they are doing is shoving crap down the throat of a atom. how hard is that??
      Um, I guess I've been watching way too much TV, because I can't figure out what this post is trying to say.
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    2. Re:why is plutonium important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take off the tin-foil hat. And learn a little physics while you're at it.

    3. Re:why is plutonium important? by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      i think the whole plutonium thing is propoganda, trying to make the terrorists look for it. what happened with the H bomb? has anyone looked at the sun (come on people, there are only two elements there)? why plutonium, because it is rare? all they are doing is shoving crap down the throat of a atom. how hard is that??

      Hydrogen Bombs use a fission bomb as a detonator. Thus, plutonium and/or Uranium is still necessary to construct one.

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    4. Re:why is plutonium important? by omeomi · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen Bombs use a fission bomb as a detonator. Thus, plutonium and/or Uranium is still necessary to construct one. true. I'd mod you up if I had any mod points...kinda scary to think of a bomb whose detonator is the second largest type of bomb in existence.

    5. Re:why is plutonium important? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      A hydrogen bomb needs a fission weapon which is used as a detonator, in order to produce enough heat and pressure for it to trigger.

    6. Re:why is plutonium important? by Gewis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last I checked, spontaneous fission of hydrogen gas in canisters was a pretty rare occurance (i.e. it never happens). There's this thing, well, really, an electromagnetic potential wall, that stands between two happy hydrogen atoms trying to get together. We call it the Coulomb barrier. Protons, you see, don't like each other very much. And the closer they get to each other, the more they want to get away from each other.

      So the best way to get some hanky panky going between two proton-rich nuclei is to force them together. And the only way to do that is to smash them up against each other with so much energy that even their electrical repulsion can't stand up to it.

      That's where our friend plutonium comes in. All he needs is enough of himself and blamo! His nuclei destabilize, split apart, and go completely bonkers! Everything heats up REAL fast. So much energy is poured out of those nuclei that the temperature quickly reaches MILLIONS of degrees.

      That's when hydrogen gets into the act. Plutonium's energy is just spilling over into everything, and hydrogen finally gets to the point where it begins to come together, releasing even more energy.

      And that, my friend, is how you level a city in a small fraction of a second.

    7. Re:why is plutonium important? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I think you mean spontaneous fusion of hydrogen gas. It would be kinda tricky for a single proton to split, although I'm sure it would release an unbelieveable amount of energy if it actually did.

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    8. Re:why is plutonium important? by Gewis · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, that's fusion. Great. You know that phenomema where you know what you mean but it comes out all wrong? I'll blame it on the late hour and the lack of sleep.

    9. Re:why is plutonium important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't fall me. You're Britney Spears, arn't you?!

    10. Re:why is plutonium important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're Britney Spears, arn't you?!

      Very funny, but a rather obscure reference.

  44. I suspect that the plutonium never existed. by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1

    Just like the 'missing' Los Alamos disks. I get blamed for 'missing' stuff all the time when in reality, it's just mislabeled and on a shelf somewhere.

    1. Re:I suspect that the plutonium never existed. by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I think mislabeled plutonium sitting on a shelf somewhere scares me a little more then an accounting error...

  45. WOW!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    With 1 gram of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a house.

    With 2 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a high building.

    With 10 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a small town.

    With 30 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a big town.

    With 100 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a small city.

    With 200 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a big city.

    With 400 grams of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode a land of 1000 Km^2.

    With 1 Kilo of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode half country (100,000 Km^2).

    With 2 Kilos of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode fews countries.

    With 4 Kilos of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode fews bigger countries and many smaller countries.

    ... With 20 Kilos of Plutonium, the terrorists can explode all The Earth & The Moon.
    WOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!, impresssslyyyyy!!!!

    With 30 Kilos, it's heavyly useless!!!.

  46. Plutionium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess next week Slashdot will report that someone is selling it on ebay.

    (prepares my credit card)

  47. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    President Bush announced that a smoking gun was found today in Iraq in the form of 30 kilograms of plutonium. Mission Accomplished!

  48. wrong element... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    it is not possible to construct a nuclear weapon from power-grade plutonium

    it is possible to make a nuclear bomb out of any element. for some odd reason, people think radioactive = nuclear bomb.

    while it will not tell you anything about bombs, watch october sky to see something about thinking.

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    1. Re:wrong element... by TuballoyThunder · · Score: 2, Informative
      Only if you have a very broad definition of nuclear bomb. Looking at the product of the expected number of neutrons per fission times the microscopic cross-section ($\nu \sigma_f$), it is pretty boring until you get to a high mass number. A simpler example is hydrogen--you can bombard H-1 with neutrons all day and night and it will never fission.

      I'm guessing what you are thinking about is causing fission in the other transuranics (or anything with Z numbers greater than lead) by using high-energy neutrons. Even in that case, you will not get the exponential growth in energy necessary to make a nuclear bomb. There are only a few nuclides that have the right properties for making a nuclear bomb.

      If you want to include fusion, then using anything other than hydrogen in the mix is real challenging .

  49. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was watching it on TV 24 hours ago. It's just an audit error, not missing material stolen.

  50. British Dirty Bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, who whould have thought that Britin is still pissed off at us over the Boston Tea Party! What soar loosers.

  51. bah by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Make a bomb, eh?

    Reactor grade plutonium isn't nearly as volatile as bomb plutonium. I wouldn't say this is such large concern, as it takes a good deal of energy/tech to create bomb grade shit out of reactor grade shit.

    Aside from a dirty bomb, of course. Or something wholely unenthralling.

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  52. that would be difficult by m3rr · · Score: 2, Informative

    it would be highly difficult for most people to get any use out of that plutonium. radioactive material is purified to only 3% for use in power plants and needs to be purified up to somewhere around 90% to be weapons grade.

    ergo, i don't think i would be extremely worried if someone had stolen it.

    1. Re:that would be difficult by taupter · · Score: 1

      30kg of 3% purified plutonium can mean 1kg of 90% purified plutonium, or am I wrong?
      If 8g of bomb grade plutonium was able to make such a mushroom over Hiroshima, the suposedly missing material would be used to make 125 Hiroshima-like nukes and they would still have 29kg of god-only-knows-what-kind-of radioctive material that could be used to make some dirty bombs.
      Scary.

    2. Re:that would be difficult by eyeye · · Score: 1

      er.. you are wrong on almost every count.

      where do you get 8g from? I think that was the estimated amount of matter converted to energy.

      Oh and dirty bombs are just a scare tactic conjured up by our western governments, they probably wouldnt kill anyone.

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    3. Re:that would be difficult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from your calculations being wrong, the industrial plant needed to process and seperate that Pu into weapons grade material is large enough that you could see it from any common-or-garden survailance satellite. It would cost millions of dollars and several years of work by skilled scientists and specialist construction workers to build. I know the Bin Laden family made their fortune in big construction projects, but I don't think Osama has the man power to do it somehow. It'd be pretty obvious to spot this sort of thing.

  53. INVADE! INVADE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have teh Weapons of Mass Destruckshun!

    BOM THEM NOW!

  54. really? by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    You have to be fucking kidding me? Watch out for the green altoids.

  55. Do you mean... by Vombatus · · Score: 1

    back in the 80's or do you mean now.... oops... wait, this is slashdot after all

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  56. hmm by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn it, then Liverpool fans got into the nuclear power station again! Time to send things by Royal mail, it'll never arrive so at least it's safe in a black hole.

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    1. Re:hmm by Lewisham · · Score: 1

      Why on earth is this modded funny? Liverpool is not near Sellafield. Liverpool fans do not steal things, even stereotypically. If we are going for stereotypes, Liverpudlians steal.

      As for the Royal Mail, it actually does very well. I've never lost a letter with them. Mail arrives the next day with first class postage. I live 10 minutes from Sacramento. It takes USPS 3-4 days to send a letter to LA. I have had 1 Gamefly package out of the 6 I have sent them go missing. It takes Apple and FedEx 2 days to deliver something from Sacramento. Not exactly world class on either front.

      If we're going to get all stereotypical on my home land, let's at least use some that actually make sense or exist in the first place. Like we were too busy drinking tea or something.

    2. Re:hmm by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1
      "If we are going for stereotypes, Liverpudlians steal."

      But let's not even do that, particularly when the facts don't support it:

      Home Office statistics for burglary - Merseyside against national average

      Same again, for robbery"

      These figures compare very favourably with other metropolitan areas in England (something not readily demonstrated from the Home Office site without using an awful lot of links, so you can check them yourself if you want). You're less likely to be burgled in Liverpool than in any metropolitan area apart from London, which is slightly better. You're less likely to be robbed in Liverpool than in London, the West Midlands or Manchester, and about as likely as in South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire.

      There are categories of crime where the risk in Liverpool is greater than elsewhere, but people nicking your stuff - stereotype or no stereotype - isn't one of them.

      Sorry to go on about this. I'm pretty sure that you were simply observing that the stereotype exists, rather than trying to perpetuate it; but I live there and it hacks me off when people drag these things out when there isn't a shred of evidence for them.

    3. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean there are actually people who call themselve "Liverpudlians"? LMAO!

    4. Re:hmm by Lewisham · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going for the stereotype. I have plenty of Liverpudlian mates. They're all good guys. I know more shady types from other places...

  57. No Big Deal by s74n13y · · Score: 0

    The Globe and Mail reports "A British nuclear bomb isn't too serious" the authority said. "There, it is not possible to construct a nuclear weapons of kilos." What's scary is that much material probably doesn't exist, the United Kingdom Atomic Energy Authority added. In 2003 the plutonium, which can then be used against Japan, went 30 kg missing a nuclear weapon. Kilos, OK?

    Also what's scary is that by reason alone, you'd expected measurement inaccuracies for a fissile material, brought into an explosion -- but nasty anyway. For the right conditions for closing at the technology to refine it into a self-sustaining fission reactor only 1% of what they'd be a little fraction to turn into a small enough to include several bomb-making material, the process makes plutonium stuck in a filter in one place, another ounce of plutonium is actually mixed with it there.

    A British nuclear reaction to turn into a self-sustaining fission reaction is a joke. To turn into weapon only 1% of what there'd be a little more care in tracking at the plant which cannot account for 19 kilograms of plutonium.

    The amount of mass destruction of a nuclear weapon only uses about a football sized piece of plutonium, and terrorism and it can then be used in a big deal with figures published since the 1970s. To pre-empt the margins of kilos, that is.

    What's scary is that for that reason alone, you'd expected measurement errors to add up. Also, in a bomb, most of the technology to refine it into weapons-grade plutonium is not in existence. The plant cannot be having an accounting issue rather than a loss of plutonium which is actually mixed with figures published since the time, but the plutonium, which can then annihilate those little fractions. Not an explosion -- you need to energy by the size of a medicine ball.

    A nuclear weapon of spent fuel would then be used as a fuel. You'd think. But a nuclear-reprocessing plant cannot account for nearly 30 kilograms of plutonium. At the plant you could not account for nearly 30 kilograms of matter that were actually converted to be either discarded or regenerated. It is a good thing then, wouldn't you say?

  58. "Loses" by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    I would replace the word "Loses" with "Sells". And perhaps tack "To Terrorists" on the end for good luck.

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    1. Re:"Loses" by grozzie2 · · Score: 1

      here we go again, the knee jerk 'terrorist behind every shadow' reaction. I wonder how many years its going to take before this isn't trendy anymore....

    2. Re:"Loses" by Stanneh · · Score: 0

      it is funny there is no terrorist threat tis all a myth i see no more terrorist activity now than i did before 911 infact it was at its peak really in the 70's through the 80's with the IRA nobody has scalled bigger or as many as the ira have. In america at the moment every other word is of terrorism all i can do is repeat the fact that your government is out to scare the living fu** out of you ya poor suckers.

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    3. Re:"Loses" by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I looked and noticed that nobody had said it yet, so it looked like a good idea.

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  59. No problem, they have it all sorted out now by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


    They found the paperwork, and some guy named "Osama" signed for it.

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  60. This seems to happen a lot. by phaln · · Score: 1

    Don't you think? I mean, didn't a story break maybe 2-3 weeks ago here in the U.S. along those lines? Perhaps they should secure those nuclear facilities as well as they say they will.

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    1. Re:This seems to happen a lot. by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      The last thing I heard was some disks went missing that never existed and before that, there were some spent rods "missing" that were actually in the pool they were supposed to be in.

  61. Take it easy, please by darkonc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's not go ballistic, here.

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    1. Re:Take it easy, please by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, let's not jump the gun on this one.

  62. Up the Chimney and out to sea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sellafield

    In the 60.s they had a reprocessing fire and had to vent a whole lot of nasty stuff up special chimneys (previously known as Cockroft's Follies, until they were put to the test) which fortunately caught most of the crap. These towers will have to remain sealed for at least 10,000 years. 30 lb's hummm - seems about right.

    The Wikipedia is short on detail. I was born 30 miles from Sellafield and I remember cows being killed and milk poured away. The whole of the North of England was nearly lost - Chernobyl style. The Irish Sea is still rather hot.

    Also when Chernobyl did happen a hot spot was reported in the NW of England (Lake District). Some thougth it might have been hot to begin with.

  63. It Could Be "Lost" Onsite by geomon · · Score: 1

    The manufacturing process for plutonium is largely a mass-balance system. That "lost" plutonium could have literally leaked out from any point in the process and be sitting in the soil of the site.

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  64. Terry pratchett quite by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a quote from terry pratchett & neil gaiman's Good Omens (a book which depicts a very British apocolypse, including satan's admiraton the london beltway among other englandisms)

    - "Surely you have considered terrorist activity?"
    - There was another pause. Then the spokesman said, in the quiet tones of someone who has had enough and who is going to quit after this and raise chickens somewhere, "Yes, I suppose we must. All we need to do is find some terrorists who are capable of taking an entire nuclear reactor out of its can while it's running and without anyone noticing. It weighs about a thousand tons and is forty feet high. So they'll be quite strong terrorists. Perhaps you'd like to ring them up, sir, and ask them questions in that supercilious, accusatory way of yours."

    -- The BBC interviews a nuclear spokesperson (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

    a very funny read by the way. drop by your library and check it out.

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    1. Re:Terry pratchett quite by hughk · · Score: 1

      If you look at Pterry's bio, he used to be a PR officer at a nuclear power station. Along came three-mile island. I guess this is when he decided to start writing fiction.

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  65. erm London? by hardcode57 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sellafield is actually at the opposite end of the country from London. Paris, for example, is closer.

  66. I know where it went... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the beginning of every Simpsons episode, Homer pulls out something radioactive from his shirt and tosses it away. I'll bet that's added up to 30 kg over the years!

  67. Reminds me of Good Omens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And precisely how much nuclear material has escaped?" said the interviewer.

    There was a pause. "We wouldn't say escaped," said the spokesman. "Not escaped. Temporarily mislaid."

    "You mean it is still on the premises?"

    "We certainly cannot see how it could have been removed from them," said the spokesman.

    "Surely you have considered terrorist activity?"

    There was another pause. Then the spokesman said, in the quiet tones of someone who has had enough and is going to quit after this and raise chickens somewhere, "Yes, I suppose we must. All we need to do is find some terrorists who are capable of taking an entire nuclear reactor out of its can while it's running and without anyone noticing. It weighs about a thousand tons and is forty feet high. So they'll be quite strong terrorists. Perhaps you'd like to ring them up, sir, and ask them questions in that supercilious, accusatory way of yours."

    "But you said the power station is still producing electricity," gasped the interviewer.

    "It is."

    "How can it still be doing that if it hasn't got any reactors?"

    "We don't know," he said. "We were hoping you clever buggers at the BBC would have an idea."

    1. Re:Reminds me of Good Omens... by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Informative

      I *LOVE* THIS BOOK.

      And you just made my evening, thank you sir.

      To any who are curious: The book is called, "Good Omens", it's by Terry Prachet ( Disc world fame ) and ..and...someone else who I just blanked on.

      It's freakin' hilarious. Really the only book I have ever read that made me laugh out loud.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of Good Omens... by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

      Neil Gaiman ... of the Sandman fame.

    3. Re:Reminds me of Good Omens... by pekkak · · Score: 1

      Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, if I'm not completely mistaken. If you like Discworld books, you're bound to like this one, too.

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    4. Re:Reminds me of Good Omens... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      To any who are curious: The book is called, "Good Omens", it's by Terry Prachet ( Disc world fame ) and ..and...someone else who I just blanked on.

      Neil Gaiman, whose done some pretty good stuff of his own (e.g. American Gods).

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    5. Re:Reminds me of Good Omens... by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

      ...and guess who Terry Pretchett worked for before becoming an author full-time!

      (not actually Sellafield, but as a press officer for the CEGB "looking after 4 nuclear power stations", according to his biog).

  68. it will turn up as plutonium nyborg by infonography · · Score: 1

    That was some really good nyborg man.

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  69. The Man in White by Elranzer · · Score: 1

    Did anyone think to check Stewie Griffin's Christmas stocking?

  70. Re:Very cheap!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Legally, Bill Gates is a devil not guilty, he is an innocent terrorist.
    He won't be in the Death Corridor, in Texas.

    Other people can have atomic bombs or plutonium boxes, and they won't be in the Death Corridor because of unlawful of USofA.

  71. Don't be afraid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates is a DANGER! for NSA (National Security Agency).

  72. Assume it really is missing... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Because the Pu-240 is a neutron emitter, would cause premature detonation, *mumble mumble mumble* kilogram disks stacked in a beryllium tube with about *mumble mumble mumble* kg of high explosive *mumble mumble mumble* at one end, each separated by a material such as *mumble mumble mumble* - explosive compression enhanced by simply cutting a hole in each disk and rotating them *mumble mumble mumble* degrees... stick the whole thing in a block of carbon-doped concrete, put it in the trunk of a car, and drive it up to *mumble mumble mumble*. Yield roughly *mumble mumble mumble* kilotons. Hmmm. Add a little cobalt to the *mumble mumble mumble*... you could make one to test, and have *mumble mumble mumble* left for use.

    Of course you realize that in real life I'm a pastry chef.

  73. Going back to the '80s.. by darkonc · · Score: 1

    I'd buy Apple computers, and Micorosft shares -- or maybe SGI and SUN (I might not make as much, but I'd feel a lot better about it).

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  74. Bomb? by adolfojp · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are thinking small.

    They have the plutonium, now all they need is an old Delorean and time as we know it is no more!

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  75. fuzzy nukes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Isn't it bad enough that they're admitting they can't keep track of plutonium accurately enough to be within a few bomb's worth of precision? That that error rate is not only acceptable, but the norm? And that we're supposed to be ramping up production of nuclear material because it's "safer"?

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  76. Maybe.... by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

    A boyscout ( http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html ) has it?

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  77. Same thing happened in Japan, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a few years ago, as i recall.

  78. 200+ comments by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1, Funny
    Over 200 comments and no one has yet spelled "lose" "loose."

    Good job, Slashdot posters! You done us proud!

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    1. Re:200+ comments by ThaReetLad · · Score: 2, Informative
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  79. In other news... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    A Randolph, Massachusetts resident going by the handle 'MarcQuadra' has discovered a briefcase that magically lowers his heating bill by 90%. When asked about it he replied only that he can now afford an LCD screen, but his eye fluids have all boiled off.

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  80. Even if this got in the wrong hands... by TetryonX · · Score: 1

    ... despite the extreme unlikelyhood of such an event of someone walking out with some nuclear material (come on, if you can walk out of a nuclear facility with that sort of material, you clearly deserve a medal and better health insurance because frankly, you'll need it) I wouldn't really worry about it. There'd be a lot of people that would suddenly start looking for whoever had the plutonium and it'd probably be found quickly. Else it'd probably be used in bad ways, but when you really look at the scheme of things, we're doomed anyways right? Let's go out in style! Anyhow worrying about possible things is utterly pointless. Waiting for death is a waste of your time, go have fun instead.

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  81. North Korea by JakeD409 · · Score: 1

    North Korea stole it.

  82. I learned about nuclear-bomb making in high school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...at least, the parts that had been declassified by then (late 1980s). I liked science, engineering, and military concepts, and besides, I figured maybe bullies won't risk beating up someone that knows how to build an atomic bomb.

    I once co-opted history class for about 20 minutes after the teacher asked me whether the uranium in a nuclear power plant was in danger of exploding like an atomic bomb. I explained a lot about atomic weapons, hydrogen weapons, antimatter weapons, the history of their develoment, theories behind detonation practice, why it forms a mushroom, etc. etc. The teacher and a few of the hardier souls asked me questions, but everyone else was deathly silent.

    -ulatekh (I would have posted with my name, but apparently I already moderated this conversation.)

  83. Bowling Balls by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, is that the "bowling balls" that also have uranium around the plutonium core, then aluminium and high explosives. Yeah...we know those...

  84. Big night out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a 30kg lump of plutonium. It's the policewoman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand.

  85. urm....Sellafield isn't anywhere near London by VirtualUK · · Score: 1

    ...it's about 280 miles north west of London. Sheesh, you can tell this posting was put up by a yank! :)

  86. Accounting error? by john-gal · · Score: 1

    Who were the accountants? Arthur Andersen? Deloitte? I am sure this makes Enron proud.

  87. How does this relates to Science? by IamX · · Score: 1

    How does this relates to Science?

  88. Not available for comment: by taxevader · · Score: 1

    A tall, messy-haired scientist answering to the name 'Doc'.

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  89. BTTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stole it to travel through time.

    --E.B.

  90. Re:I learned about nuclear-bomb making in high sch by Boronx · · Score: 1

    Are you saying antimatter weapons already exist?

  91. Old news at Slashdot by psb777 · · Score: 1

    This is not new news. That the newspaper printed this today still does not make it new news. Not new is: Old!

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  92. For Sale by rootnl · · Score: 1

    Have they checked checked ebay?

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  93. Lose Weight Quick!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, losing 30 pounds is the easy part -- keeping it off is the hard part.

  94. Everything's close in a small country by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 1

    When i tell people i'm from the Netherlands they always want to know if i'm close to Amsterdam. And my answer is always yes.

    For Dutch standards i'm far away from Amsterdam, but for most people in the world pretty much everybody in the Netherlands lives close to Amsterdam, since it only takes 2 to 3 hours to drive across the country.

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  95. psst guv' wanna buy some wounded thum? by kiore · · Score: 1

    "Wounded thum?"

    "Yes, you know, rhyming slang, 'Wounded thumb', 'Plutonium'."

    "Plutonium? Good God man ...

    "One careful owner, guv'. Lovely condition, original wrapping, yours for a fraction of the original cost."

    "Where did you get that from?"

    "Fell off the back of a lorry, guv'nor, dinnit, know what I mean? Wonderful glow ... Sellafield Blue! Excellent vintage. Mind you there's only 30kg left."

  96. In the words of the wise... by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 1

    30kg of plutonium should be enough for anyone.

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  97. London!? by qqod · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sellafield is nowhere near London. It's about a 300 mile drive away according to Multimap. It's at the complete opposite side of the country.

    1. Re:London!? by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Well, Duh! The government wouldn't put those 'completely safe' nuclear facilities near anyone or anything important! London is the centre of the universe, everything outside that is godforsaken wasteland to be exploited for the good of London.

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    2. Re:London!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it's a subtle joke about how Americans are reputed to know nothing about other countries, or even their own.

      Well, fairly sure...

    3. Re:London!? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Sellafield is nowhere near London. It's about a 300 mile drive away according to Multimap [multimap.co.uk]. It's at the complete opposite side of the country.

      300 miles puts you on the other side of the country? (snicker) That's interesting. (giggle) What a quaint little country you have. (bursts out laughing)

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    4. Re:London!? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I know its not london and since its a village I never heard of it.

      However being an American, 300 miles is nothing and I considerate a moderate distance but not very far.

      I drive 300-500 mile trips all the time and never think about it.

  98. They better find it! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

    They better find it! I mean, it must be somewhere. Plutonium doesn't just suddenly disappear or turn into Uranium or something.

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  99. I know why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that small oval-headed boy was only ticked off because his dreams of Jolly Farm where shattered.

  100. Ask someone from Hiroshima by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    They'll tell you what it does.

    1. Re:Ask someone from Hiroshima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The atomic bomb used in Hiroshima did not use Plutonium, it was made with Uranium.

    2. Re:Ask someone from Hiroshima by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't the Hiroshima bomb based on uranium? I thought they dropped the plutonium bomb on Nagasaki.

  101. Lost plutonium? by gunix · · Score: 1

    Nothing to worry about. It's a natural thing to loose it.
    Ever heard of radioactive decay?

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  102. Re:Funny by symbolic · · Score: 1


    On several occasions (years) Sellafield has reclaimed more fuel than estimated.

    How come we don't see headlines like, "Anonymous Source Returns 20Kg of Plutonium to Nuclear Power plant."

  103. missing detail by Errtu76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some weird guy in a DeLorean was seen at the spot, doing roughly 88 mph, before mysteriously disappearing ...

  104. Oxidation states by orzetto · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're right, I'd like to point out also that the same atom can have different toxicity depending on its oxidation state. If you have seen Erin Brockovich, where the whole case was Cr(VII) being measured with the emission limit of Cr(III), causing poisoning among the population, well that's the same thing.

    U and Pu are actinides, and that means they can have many different oxidation states, each with its own chemistry.

    This is also why lead in gasoline and paint is carcinogen, while veterans have lived with lead bullets in their body for decades.

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    1. Re:Oxidation states by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean Hexavalent Chromium [Cr(VI)]. I do not believe that there is septavalent chromium.

  105. What happen? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody set up us the bomb.

  106. Hmph. Americans can lose nuclear material too. by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/ne ws/archive/2005/02/10/national/w153100S29.DTL


    Halliburton misplaces Americium in Massachusetts, fails to notify Nuclear Regulatory Commission within federally-mandated deadline.

    1. Re:Hmph. Americans can lose nuclear material too. by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Nah shit. Everyboy loses radioactive material, especially low-level stuff. But all you're gonna make with Am is a dirty-bomb. But then again, you could do the same if you bought a couple gross smoke-detectors.

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  107. Royal Mail by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Hasn't the Royal Mail got some new trendy name now -- courtesy of Blair and his acolytes?

    A package sent my relatives from the UK to CA did not arrive. Within 24 hours, the Royal mail told me they had delivered it to Oakland. 6 months later, the USPS told me they had no clue about it.

    Tuesday, I sent a package from Fremont, CA to Menlo Park, CA (must be at least 15 miles) via FedEx. When I checked earlier today, the package was in Memphis, TN.

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    1. Re:Royal Mail by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Hasn't the Royal Mail got some new trendy name now
      They changed it back. See WikiPedia:Royal_Mail.
    2. Re:Royal Mail by Stone+Pony · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Royal Mail briefly had a new name - Consignia - but it was nothing to do with Blair. It was yet another product of powerful Pointy-Haired-Boss / crazed branding consultancy synergy.

      Fortunately, public ridicule saved the day.

  108. Time to rename Sellafield ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to Windscale again. :-)

  109. eh? by Bazman · · Score: 1

    I overheard one of our techies saying he's spilt some plutonium the other day.

    Turned out he'd actually been fixing the colour printer and had a problem with the "blue toner drum". *phew*

  110. Accounts by hashwolf · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty good account of how society as we know it will end;

    It won't be atomic war...
    It won't be biological warfare...
    It won't be nanotechnology running wild...

    It WILL BE bad accounts.

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  111. Re: by Cyblob · · Score: 1

    There was never a 'loss' of plutonium as such, simply a miscalculation which resulted in them having less plutonium than they had estimated at the begging. It mixed with other things at the begging, when they first try and work out how much thy will have so they can not get an accurate amount. Whats more scary is the fact that they had more then they estimated a few years back.

  112. Sellafield hey? I know where it went. by baryon351 · · Score: 1

    looks like it's just here!

  113. argue while you can you fools! by pekkak · · Score: 0, Troll

    None of this will be of any importance once the Americans bomb your country back to stone age like you deserve, you fourth axis of evil, you!

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  114. London ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sellafield is a long way from London.

  115. duh... by e-Alex · · Score: 1

    it's spelled "nucular", not nuclear...everybody knows that!

  116. a little Geography by Paul+Fallon · · Score: 1

    if by London you mean Cumbria, a county in the north of England, far far away from London and by Nuke plant, you mean Spent fuel reprocessing plant then you are correct.

    bet they havent looked in their top pocket in the shirt thats in the wash, that's where i always find things

    check the route http://rp.rac.co.uk/routeplanner?advanced=false&fr omcity=london&tocity=sellafield&x=0&y=0
    1. Re:a little Geography by trackguy · · Score: 1

      Typical colonials! Just coz London is the only city in the UK (AFA [USA] K), then that will do. As the previous correspndent pointed out, it is 300 miles between London and Sellafield/Windscale. I'm sure the few USofA ./ers wouldn't mind St. Louis being placed in Chicago? Come on, get it right!

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    2. Re:a little Geography by basingwerk · · Score: 1

      It's an easy mistake to make. The UK is totally London Centric. All the roads and rail routes lead out like spokes from London, all the media is centered in London, London is the economic focus of the country and London has all the main airports. All major trials are conducted in London, almost all laws are made in London and most of the taxes are administered from London. The governement is based in London, the main banks and many other important businesses have thier head offices in London and the national TV company, BBC, has shows mostly about London and is firmly centred in London. The Bank of England is in London. The national bid for the Olympics wants the games in London. From North America, it looks like the rest of the UK is only there to support London!

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    3. Re:a little Geography by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      The UK is totally London Centric.

      Er, England is totally London centric.

      Eg. my taxes are administered from Cumbernauld, and all major trials which are about crimes around here would be held at the high court in Edinburgh. My hub airport would be in Amsterdam.

      Oh, and of the 5 big UK banks, RBS is headquartered in Edinburgh as is HBOS. Barclays,Lloys and HSBC are in London.

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    4. Re:a little Geography by trackguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yay! Devolution for Lancashire now! Stone the southern jessies! Stone them!

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    5. Re:a little Geography by ClickNMix · · Score: 1

      Er, England is totally London centric.

      London is London centric more to the point, just alot of media people are also london centric due to been based there, which gives an off balance view... beyond that, in the real world the vast majority of people don't give a damn.

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    6. Re:a little Geography by Tet · · Score: 1
      Devolution for Lancashire now

      Devolution? Sure, why not? I mean it's not as if we want you. Most of us would be quite happy to wipe out everything north of Watford anyway. It's not as if there's anythign of value up there (until you reach the Scottish border, anyway) :-)

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  117. Re:..and...someone else by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Neil Garman? Garmain? Gaimen?
    That is what the voices in my head are telling me. I wish there was some easy way of checking things like this out without walking down to the bookshop.

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  118. Re:Reminds me of The Leakey Establishment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it reminds me David Langford's "The Leakey Establishment", which traces the gradual theft of all the active warhead cores from a UK weapons development lab. And their replacement with dummies.

  119. Re:probably wouldnt kill anyone. by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Intriguing. We have to go to great lengths to isolate radioactive material because if it gets out into the environment it will kill everyone and yet if terrorists leak radioactive material into the environment 'they probably wouldn't kill anyone'.
    By this logic, we should give all the hazardous waste to terrorists as it will be the cheapest, safest way to dispose of it.

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  120. England is not London by orv · · Score: 1

    Sigh. England is not just London.
    Sellafield/Windscale is rather a long way away.

    Do you think they'd site a nuclear reprocessing plant anywhere near the Members of Parliament or their houses in the home counties? c'mon.

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  121. Edge of Darkness by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

    Is Real!

    1. Re:Edge of Darkness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice the similarity between Jerry Grogan and Bill Gates?

  122. The blind. by ramblin+billy · · Score: 3, Informative

    In 1977 the United States announced the successful underground detonation of an atomic weapon made from civil plutonium - in 1962. In a Department of Energy publication on weapons nonproliferation it says "Virtually any combination of plutonium isotopes -- the different forms of an element having different numbers of neutrons in their nuclei -- can be used to make a nuclear weapon." The report goes on to say "While reactor-grade plutonium has a slightly larger critical mass than weapon-grade plutonium (meaning that somewhat more material would be needed for a bomb), this would not be a major impediment for design of either crude or sophisticated nuclear weapons." It even evaluates how the ability of the organization building the weapon affects the scenario - " At the lowest level of sophistication, a potential proliferating state or subnational group using designs and technologies no more sophisticated than those used in first-generation nuclear weapons could build a nuclear weapon from reactor-grade plutonium that would have an assured, reliable yield of one or a few kilotons (and a probable yield significantly higher than that)."

    That's a bad thing, but what really worries me is that the management of the Sellafield plant are probably right that the missing material was not removed from the facility. They are using the plutonium in the creation of Mixed OXide fuel (MOX), a mixture of plutonium- and uranium oxide fit for normal nuclear power plants. The process involved includes various complicated cutting, soaking, and moving activities which must be done remotely due to the extreme radiation hazard. Due to the reactions of the various substances involved, this process also results in accelerated and unusual state changes in the materials. So they're not really sure what happened to the stuff - where it may be lying around or how much of it has turned into what - even though it is still under their control. There wasn't an accounting error - they can't account for the stuff because their accounting system doesn't work. They don't understand the process well enough to predict the outcome. And that scares me.

  123. plant?! by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

    What the hell, they use PLANTS to get rid of these things now?

    I for one wouldn't trust a green thingie stuck in the ground with my 30 kilos of plutonium...

  124. I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Plutonium is no more toxic than lead or other heavy metals. Radium is more than 200 times as radiotoxic than arsenic.

    http://russp.org/BLC-3.html

    From Wikipedia's article titled "Plutonium":

    As of 2003, there has yet to be a single human death officially attributed to plutonium exposure. Naturally-occurring radium is about 200 times more radiotoxic than plutonium, and some organic toxins like botulism toxin are still more toxic. Botulism toxin, in particular, has a lethal dose in the hundreds of pg per kg, far less than the quantity of plutonium that poses a significant cancer risk. In addition, beta and gamma emitters (including the C-14 and K-40 in nearly all food) can cause cancer on casual contact, which alpha emitters cannot.

    1. Re:I call bullshit by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the immediate problems you have inhaling it, not the cancer effects from radiation exposure.

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    2. Re:I call bullshit by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 2, Informative
      'officially' being the operative word here. I'm pretty sure there have been some accidents at the US weapons labs where people have accidentally inhaled plutonium oxides & died.

      Alpha particles are quite heavy and are strongly interacting, which means that they have very short range. ie. with external exposure, most of the alphas are stopped by the skin & outer layers. But anyway, I agree with the general comment that the danger of plutonium toxicity is overstated. See here for a better source than the Wiki.

    3. Re:I call bullshit by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Informative

      Numbers I find online for plutonium toxicity suggest an average of 0.010 to 0.020 mg/kg, though these are estimates and are based on radioactivity. Botulism lethality depends on the exact toxin, but seems to be around 3ng/kg for Type A. That's friggin' scary, to be honest. It doesn't take much to make that, and it looks like it can kill very quickly.

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    4. Re:I call bullshit by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Botulism lethality depends on the exact toxin, but seems to be around 3ng/kg for Type A. That's friggin' scary, to be honest. It doesn't take much to make that, and it looks like it can kill very quickly.

      Indeed! And that's why I personally despise ignorant "preservatives are just EVIL" folks... I much rather have my meat products without botulin, than without nitrites, thank you very much. While latter just might have negative long-term side effects in humans (or as likely does not...), former has sudden fatal main effect of causing death.

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  125. Re:..and...someone else by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    You could always walk down to the library...

  126. Erm... ok..... by C0d1ngM0nk3y · · Score: 2, Funny


    Where was it the last time you had it?

    Have you tried looking under the bed - that's where most of the stuff I loose ends up.

    No?

    Bugger it then, must be an accounting issue.

  127. What about this, Or that, ohh scary ... by davro · · Score: 0


    Remember this story, about 19 September 2004
    "Fury as bomb-grade plutonium sets sail for France from US" http://www.sundayherald.com/44923
    Did the ships ever get to England ?
    Maybe thats where the stuff is ?

    Remember this story, about 2004-06-11 14:42
    British nuclear losses continue to rise http://www.bellona.no/en/energy/nuclear/sellafield /34485.html
    Losing money like its going out of fashion ?
    Need to sell some stuff sir do you ohh sir ?


    "Today the world stands at a crossroads.
    Will the needed steps be taken to avert the world-wide proliferation of nuclear bomb materials,
    or will it be too little, too late?"

    Place your bets
    Lotto plutonium tickets avaliable at your local outlet
    Sunday big bonus plutonium draw with a roll over of !

  128. Re:..and...someone else by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    That's what t'internet is for duh! (cluestick... amazon anyone?)

    I'm going to install my humour chip now... ;)

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  129. London is a big city by jandersen · · Score: 1

    But not that big - Sellafield is in Cumbria, about as far away from London as you can get in England (which is not the same as UK)

  130. Or TWINE... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Christmas Jones: The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.

    James Bond: First things first.

    1. Re:Or TWINE... by drew · · Score: 1

      I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.

      when i saw this movie in the theater, this line was followed by the guy sitting next to me saying "oh, i wish it was me". the entire theater burst out laughing to the point that i entirely missed the next 30 seconds or so of the movie.

      he told me later he hadn't realized he said it out loud, and just thought everyone was lauging at the movie....

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  131. Dirty bombs by rob_levine · · Score: 1

    However, it would make a nasty dirty bomb.

    A nasty dirty bomb? Doesn't galavanting across the world firing armour piercing bullets and shells which are tipped with depleted uranium amount to the same as letting off a so called dirty bomb?

    At least a dirty bomb has a single epicentre of effect which allows a cleanup to be focussed at that point. Every time a DU coated bullet or shell is fired a small cloud of DU dust is lost into the atmosphere, polluting the environment.

    Ahh no - doesn't count though does it? 'Cos we are the good guys right?

    1. Re:Dirty bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >>Ahh no - doesn't count though does it? 'Cos we are the good guys right?

      Fact: the US justification for the bombing of civilian sites with the resulting civilian deaths (euphemized as 'collateral damage') is the presence of government installations as targets (military, intelligence, etc).
      Fact: the WTC had FBI and DoD installations.
      Clearly by designating WTC an act of terror, and our causation of collateral damage a justified war action, we are applying a double standard.

      My point is not that the WTC was acceptable or right; it was neither. My point is that we are doing the same thing, and it is not acceptable, even though most conservatives don't mind if we kill people with brown skin. And my suggestion is that conservatives stop perpetuating an "us vs them" basis for their worldview - it may in fact be us vs them, but that is not the root cause or a method for resolving any conflict. Without addressing this duality, along with many other fallacies involved in the US-middle east situation, we limit ourselves to four options: genocide, occupation, limitless war, or failure. We cannot commit genocide (nor should we). Failure is what we are trying to avoid in the first place. Occupation inflames the problem, and cannot be sustained indefinitely.

      Limitless war is very desirable for the power class, and very profitable for the ownership class. Unfortunately it is very damaging to the country as an entity and very draining on the population.

      But, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

      Oh yeah, and losing nuclear materials isn't new.. recently Halliburton admitted to oversight that they lost some nuclear waste.. 2 months after losing it. Know where they found it? Boston. Some tard put the wrong label on it. And I think that load of cyanide is still awol. Oh well.

    2. Re:Dirty bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the predicted effect is that a uranium rod used in some AP shells partially vaporises on impact including into the target verhicle causing particles small enough to inhale. Which would be pretty evil, even if the tank crew survives they would be at very high risks of cancer.

    3. Re:Dirty bombs by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Doesn't galavanting across the world firing armour piercing bullets and shells which are tipped with depleted uranium amount to the same as letting off a so called dirty bomb?

      No more so than using lead bullets.

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  132. (sp.): yes, that's right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you asked, as a native of that county, I can confirm it is spelt Leicestershire. Albeit pronounced like "Lest.sh." (with a null vowel where I put each . in that).

  133. erm by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    So either thier accounting is wrong (which means they have no idea if they have lost more, or even if they are always loosing some) or 30kg's is out and about... and thier security didn't track it...

    Which is worse?

    Plutonium security guard 1 :"it was here yesterday... 30kgs"
    Plutonium security guard new friend :"zzo jim, I be thank you for showing me your job of work, I like you very muchness, do not be going into the London on the Marchy five, ok, ciao ciao buddy buddy, klkazzxk!"

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  134. Don't Worry.. by hplasm · · Score: 0
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  135. History and Geography lesson by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

    As many posters have pointed out Sellafiled (or Windscale as it was called before its last major incident) is nowhere near London. It's on the Irish sea which is handy for all that nasty run-off from the plant.
    Luminous green is the 41st shade to be added to existing 40 shades of green Ireland had become famous for.

  136. NOT LONDON! by geordie_loz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sellafield is nowhere near london (in UK terms, obviously in US terms everywhere in the UK is practically the same place).

    nowhere in the article does it even mention London. Sellafield is in Cumbria, very far north, and closer to Ireland than London (which is why they [Ireland] make such a fuss about it in the first place).

  137. Boston is in Lincolnshire! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you could have picked a better example of a US name :-)

  138. London?? by DisprinDirect · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm late to this, but you should all know that Sellafield is closer to Dublin, capital city of Ireland than it is to London.

  139. Are you all idiots? by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    Sellafield is nowhere fucking near London.

    London = South East
    Sellafield = North West

    Even the slightest bit of fact checking would reveal that Sellafield != London.

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  140. After Pakistan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another US ally selling nukes to terrorists...

    *ducks*

  141. Maybe its just radiated itself by omry_y · · Score: 1

    the should look for about 25 kg of lead :)

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  142. Has anyone looked up the definition of 'lost'? by loweyson · · Score: 1

    "There is no evidence to suggest that any of the apparent losses reported were real losses of nuclear material," the authority added.

    To paraphrase; "It's not lost, we just don't know where it is".

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    a very worried Londoner

  143. Pu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poo!

  144. It's not London, it's cumbria next to Scotland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  145. Found! by orta · · Score: 1
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  146. I live in London by Sindri · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in London and when i read that I was thinking, "Is Sellafield near London, I always thought it was in the other end of England."

    The moral of the story is: Never assume an American knows geography better than you, even if he writes for slashdot.

    1. Re:I live in London by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, most Londoners don't think the rest of the bloody country exists !

    2. Re:I live in London by Young+Master+Ploppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of a conversation I had in Seattle:

      American: So where are you from? me: England American: What - the actual city of England? me: England is a country American: Whatever.... so how far is England from London? American: London is in England American: Right, right...but it's pretty near to the UK, right? me: (nothing - i'm completely stuck for how to answer that one)

      But then I guess, in a country where the capital city of Washington, but the state of Washington is actually thousands of miles away in the north-west, I guess I can forgive a little geographic confusion....

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    3. Re:I live in London by turgid · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful.

  147. Like that's going to work... by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1

    Day 1: Devolution for Lancashie (assuming you mean the historical boundaries) Day 2: Civil war between Manchester and Liverpool begins Day 4: Preston secedes, taking the entire north of the county with it Day 5: US-led coalition invades to restore democracy and peace

  148. And again, with formatting by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1
    Day 1: Devolution for Lancashire (assuming you mean the historical boundaries)

    Day 2: Civil war between Manchester and Liverpool begins

    Day 4: Preston secedes, taking the entire north of the county with it

    Day 5: US-led coalition invades to restore democracy and peace

    1. Re:And again, with formatting by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >>Day 5: US-led coalition invades to restore democracy and peace

      I didn't know the UK had oil!

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  149. London! by JamesCronus · · Score: 1

    Guys, its not in London, its not anywhere near London, that Nuke Plant is located in the north west of England, practically in Scotland, we are talking hundreds of miles away.

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  150. Americans and Geography by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    But as well all know, war is God's way of teaching Americans Geography ;-)

  151. Weight Watchers says that's dangerous. by Green+Salad · · Score: 1
    London Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos...

    That's nothin'... I saw diet pill photo where one dude lost over 350lbs.

  152. Did the Look Under the Couch? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Whenever I'm missing a few kilos of plutonium, it usually ends up being under the couch. Often the cat's got it. They might want to have a look there. Especially if they have cats on the site...

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  153. London? Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh, it's nowhere near London, sort out yer geography!

  154. Winsgale by yanestra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even in old times, the plant in Winsgale (now called Sellafield) was losing radioactive material all the time. You could out for swimming in the sea, come back at night and you didn't need a flashlight, cause you were glowing.

  155. Another superb slashdot story! by heffrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First up, as others have noted, London and Sellafield are quite a long way away.

    Secondly, the headline "Nuke Plant Loses 30 Kilos of Plutonium" is quite ridiculous. Anyone with half a brain would realise quite how off the mark this is. Has anyone thought about how you would go about doing a stock take on a collection of Plutonium?!! You don't just go and collect it from the storeroom and take it to the weighing scales.

    In fact the auditing process involved some of the top UK statistics researchers and no doubt lots and lots of other people.

    Does anyone here use their brain before they post stories?

  156. Oh ... you know what ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN (3 or 4 months later): North Korea, Iran, Syria & Al-Qaida stolen the 30 kg of plutonium ! and you know what too ? they have built chemical weapons also ... lets bomb them ...

  157. Got Potassium Iodide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just ordered some Iosat Potassium Iodide pills. After hearing about North Korea and then the government report of possible future attacks I had heard enough. I live within 15 miles of Seabrook in NH and I'm well within the 300 mile radius of several other nuclear power plants. If Chernobyl did nothing else it served as opportunity do study the effects of fallout on people and it showed that leukemia and skin cancer didn't increase after the meltdown, but thyroid cancer did, but only in areas were KI wasn't distributed. What's your towns emergency supply and do you think you'd be able to get to it in an emergency?

  158. I like the psychic abilities people have. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    Whenever something goes missing, they assure you that you're in no danger. They don't know where it went, don't know who took it, but somehow they know how it will be used.

    "A train car full of finely ground anthrax went missing today, officials have no idea who took it or where it went. But they do know one thing- you're in no danger"

    Yet when the police arrest a guy possessing a crudely-made ounce of the stuff, they proclaim that they averted a major catastrophy where millions could have died.

  159. Prime Suspect by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 0

    Keith Richards ran off with it! He's used up everything thing else to the very last drop, so he's trading up.

  160. "English" measures aren't... by Dogtanian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's not the metric system which messes things up. It's the English system (which is pretty much not being used in England any more). If it wasn't for the US Media always throing out English measurements, I'd probably know just how tall 183cm was.

    And the perverse thing is, your so-called "English" measurements aren't the same as the old-fashioned ones still used in England (and the rest of the UK).

    For example, the American pint is equal to 0.8 Imperial (British) pints; fluid ounces are also different.

    The UK made moves to go metric over 30 years ago (when my Mum started teaching in the early 1970s, they were teaching kids in metric *then*!), but pints, miles and so on are still in wide use.

    I default to metres/centimetres for distance (though I can visualise inches reasonably well), centigrade for temperature (have to convert fahrenheit), and yet I still drive in miles per hour, buy milk in (imperial) pints, measure my height in feet and inches, and weigh myself in pounds and stones (though when I was using the gym I did it in kilograms instead).

    Oh yeah; stones. That's one measure you Americans don't have; 1 stone = 14 pounds.

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    1. Re:"English" measures aren't... by AoT · · Score: 1

      I remember being in europe trying to act the cosmopolitan converting everything to metric. The canadians started getting really annoyed and told me to just use miles.

      And I was good at the conversion, too.

  161. It's on eBay by colin8651 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I found it on ebay, the starting bid is $25.00 and he will ship international.

    1. Re:It's on eBay by qray · · Score: 1

      Dang you beat me to it. I was just going to say that. There is this though: Weapons grade plutonium

  162. Geography by I_Wrote_This · · Score: 1

    Sellafield is nowhere near London. It's about as far away as you can get while still being in England (ie. it's close to Scotland).

  163. 14 and a half years later ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

    Sellafield turns up an unexpected 29.6Kg of americum-241 and a few stray beta particles.

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  164. Plutonium might be weapons-grade by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    Sellafield was (is?) a nuclear weapons research site.

    -b.

  165. Geography goes astray. You're off by 300+ miles. by Dark$ide · · Score: 1
    Sellafield in Cumbria is best part of 350 miles north of London.

    The weapons grade materials are produced at Aldermaston, Berkshire (about 45 miles west of London) about 10 miles from my house.

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  166. What pisses me off.... by Keamos · · Score: 1

    is that the article says, "The amount of material listed as missing at the Sellafield plant in northwestern England was "within international standards of expected measurement accuracies for closing a nuclear material balance at the type of facility concerned," the authority said." What the fuck? I don't think any should be allowed to be missing without MAJOR alarms going off and people freaking the fuck out. That shit's controlled by the IAEA for a reason.

    1. Re:What pisses me off.... by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Think about it quick here, hoss

      -Technician 1 Removed 1.05kg per day.
      -Technician 2 removed 105kg per day.

      Technician 1 ACTUALLY removed 1.05499 kg. Technician 2 ACTUALLY removed 105.499kg.

      Sig Figs. They don't disappear, they're just not SIGNIFICANT enough to be there. The accountant took less significant figures than he should have, and bam, we have 30kg missing. They could have also wound up with 30kg extra.

  167. Aha, the Kerr-McGee imbroglio! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC this happens all the time-- you have a big chemical plant with kilofeet of pipes. You have fuel rods dissolved in hot acid. You have various chemical reactions going on, some jangled a bit by radioactive effects. You have bored, semi-skilled technicians working three shifts. You end up with various soups containing hopefully separated chemical elements. You have your basic bits of Murphy's laws, resulting in vapor deposition, electrochemical deposition, sedimentation, gunk getting stuck in valve sleeves and filters, stuff condensing out in unexpectedly cool pipes, the whole gamut of undesireable side efects and reactions. And all this is happening behind several feet of concrete, inside opaque pipes, retorts, valves, pumps, and widgets. What percentage of the stuff is going to get stuck in the various gadgets? What percent of solid X is going to quietly end up in solution Y, then thrown away? I'd guess a 3% loss rate would be rather good.

  168. It must be doc by vikstar · · Score: 1

    He built a time machine, but needs plutonium to power the flux capacitor before reaching 88 miles per hour.

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  169. Sellafield is in London ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sellafield is hundreds of miles from London in the opposite corner of the country. London != the entire UK. Please, please, please try and grasp the basic geography of the world outside North America.

  170. Not just a bit more poisonous either by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

    Plutonium is a thousand times more toxic than arsenic. Arsenic has an LD50 of 15mg/kg (milligrams of arsenic per kilo of body weight). Plutonium's toxicity is 0.015 mg/kg.

    These references aren't great, props to anyone who can find better:

    http://web.reed.edu/ehs/chemistry_safety/4.secon d_ year.html
    http://www.cdi.org/friendlyversion/prin tversion.cf m?documentID=437
    http://www.seventhgeneration.com /site/pp.asp?c=coI HKTMHF&b=83909
    http://users.aol.com/DaveMcCall/mo stoxic.htm

    1. Re:Not just a bit more poisonous either by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You can't find better references because you're wrong.

      http://atsdr1.atsdr.cdc.gov/tfacts143.html

      Chemicals with low water solubility have a low toxicity rating. You could eat a lump of plutonium and you'd probably be fine because it would go right through you. It also settles out of the air quickly in particulate form because of it's density.

  171. anybody want 30kb plutonium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anybody want 30kb plutonium? very cheap! not much $$$ !

  172. Yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Americans can't spell ...

  173. Doh! by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Doh!

  174. LONDON? by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    Sellafield is in Cumbria. That's practically Scotland.

  175. No, no, no. by hey! · · Score: 1

    Boston is where people who can not pronouce a single R live

    No, get it right.

    Rule1: Rs following long vowels and preceeding cononants, unstressed vowells or pauses in speech are "swallowed" -- which is to say you draw out the vowel by expulsion of breath. The swallowed R sound is conventionally represented by the consonant h in orthography. Thus: "It was really cold out so I put on my pahkah.

    Rule 2: When an R follows a short vowel and precedes a consonant, unstressed vowel or pause in speech, the R is not pronounced and the vowel is pronounced as if it had a german umlaut. Example:"Some people like drip cauffee by I like pëk'd."

    Rule3: Rs in other places, (i.e. between vowels or at the start of words) are voiced. Thus: "Then it got wahm and it was like fuckin' paradise."

    Rule4: When a vowel is followed in speech by an unstressed vowel, an "r" sound is inserted between them. Example: "My brothuh is dating Patricar O'Toole."

    Note in the last example, it is "brothuh not "brother" because the vowel in "is" is stressed.

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    1. Re:No, no, no. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      What are the rules if you're a Lawn-Gislanda?

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  176. London != Sellafield by dapprman · · Score: 1

    I know the UK might seem rather small to you US guys, but Sellafield is over 250 miles away from London. One is in the SE corner of the country, the other the NW corner of England.

    And by heck, I can remember when it were called Windscale.

  177. Not sure how we're using that 'S and A' term by ianscot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Shock and Awe" only really came into popular journalistic use during Gulf War II -- This Time It's Personal. Not that I'm necessarily panning your argument about the cancer coming from the industrial sites -- I'm just saying we didn't hear that term back then. Did we?

    The major reason is the war crime idea of "Shock and Awe" in first place.

    Aw, what's the matter? You don't get a cathartic thrill out of the idea of inflicting "shock and awe" on a massive scale, just like the 9/11 attacks inflicted it on US citizens? You think there's maybe a little moral problem with the means and ends, there, and a resulting risk of becoming the thing you're fighting against?

    The lack of human reflection shown in the excited use of that New Cool Term was appalling. (As a strategy, too, it sure worked to make the Iraqi army commanders come over to our side... didn't it? And telegraphing the whole thing by talking about it in the media sure made it more effective... didn't it? Or no. Maybe not. Maybe the whole thing was one more example of the US Air Power fallacy, Vietnam B52 carpet bombing-style.)

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  178. Not a nuke, but... by PeanutGallery · · Score: 1

    They could still make a dirty bomb. (And they'd just "dirty" enough to try it, too!)

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  179. Birth Defects in Ireland Were Traced to Sellafield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a story I remember from the late 70's/early 80's, when I was growing up in Ireland. Nuclear materials leaked from Sellafield caused birth defetcs in Ireland.

    I guess not much has changed.

  180. Re:I learned about nuclear-bomb making in high sch by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

    . . . and then after class you promptly had your underwear pulled over your head and were slammed in your locker.

    I know . . . I know . . .

  181. Re:I learned about nuclear-bomb making in high sch by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

    Any statement, hint, implication, or transferal of information via osmossis which may indicate the physical existance of conceptual warfare devices including, but not limited to, antimatter warheads, x-ray lasers, and particle beam weapons is hereby categorically and without reservation denied.

    Pay no mind to the men in the dark suits.

    Thank you, have a nice day

  182. Lead found by shemnon · · Score: 1

    Also in the audit it was revealed that the lead containment around the reactor weighs 30kg more than it did in 1977....

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  183. Don't be such an asshole... by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    Listen the guy and LEARN something you moron.

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    1. Re:Don't be such an asshole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "assholes" are people like you, people who need to inflate their self-importance through nationalist ideology. It's sad to see that attitudes like yours are still so alive and well in a supposedly modern European nation. But after Yugoslavia, I suppose that shouldn't surprise us anymore. And the UK itself has had its share of problems because of people asserting "nationalist" ideologies. Grow up and move into the 21st century.

  184. That was Plutonium? by clovis · · Score: 1

    I thought it felt heavy when I picked it up.
    Well, if they say it's an 'accounting error', then I guess that means they're not expecting me to give it back, right?

  185. Reoccuring story from a biased media by Shannon+Love · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is one of those stories that gets reported every few years when some nuclear facility releases an audit.

    The headline screams "X kilos of plutonium missing" making it sound as if plutonium went missing in one chunk but down in the story it is always revealed that the loss is not unusual and is in fact perfectly in keeping with the expected error of the accounting system. In other words, nothing newsworthy whatsoever happened at all.

    The fact that these audits get reported as if they were in fact news reveals the systemic anti-nuclear bias of the media.

  186. Re: Americans don't know where things are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's also the fact that if you say "I'm from General Area" people will make the guess that you come from Big City, located around General Area.

    A lot of Americans map the British Isles to London (and possibly Ireland to Dublin), France to Paris, and Japan to Tokyo, etc.

    While I was in Belgium, most people thought I was from New York, or at least asked me about NY, so this isn't purely an American thing.

    As mentioned in Cryptonomican, it's really just a way of saying "Place I know the name of, or where ever the hell you people come from."

  187. I hate it when that happens... by Mac73117 · · Score: 1

    best designs have a chance of a fizzle due to premature fission

    You said it brother!

  188. Re:..and...someone else by Alsee · · Score: 1

    I wish there was some easy way of checking things like this out without walking down to the bookshop.

    Me too.

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  189. Which is harder... by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

    than making one out of jello. Though the pyschological damage of such a thing would be unmatched.

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  190. Re:..and...someone else by mollymoo · · Score: 1
    I wish there was some easy way of checking things like this out without walking down to the bookshop.

    Have you never heard of the interweb? You can use the interweb to find a local taxi firm, so you needn't walk at all.

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  191. Coumadin by Nit+Picker · · Score: 1

    Actually, coumadin doesn't contain arsenic. The sodium salt, a commonly used formulation, is
    C19H15NaO4.

    Your basic point, however, that the main danger of Pu is inhalation, is correct.

  192. Opps! by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

    Opps!

  193. Don't you know? by Gleef · · Score: 1

    And once I'm inside Disney World, I'll be able to visit: New York, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Washington, Little Rock, McDonalds, The Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls

    And all of those other wonderful places I've seen on TV.


    Don't you know, you can't visit all those places in Disney World, you have to go to Vegas to get to all those places.

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  194. Overkill by iamacat · · Score: 1

    I much rather have my meat products without botulin, than without nitrites, thank you very much

    And I would rather live without cancer than without radiation, but why expose yourself needlessly? Maybe it's Ok to have preservatives in your survival rations that you want to last for 10 years, but for everyday food it's Ok to keep even your cans in refrigerator and consume them within several months. If they were prepared properly, sealed while hot, there is really no need for preservatives.

    1. Re:Overkill by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      but for everyday food it's Ok to keep even your cans in refrigerator and consume them within several months. If they were prepared properly, sealed while hot, there is really no need for preservatives.

      I fully disagree. This is one of those cases where I just would not trust minimum wage employees in food processing plants to be 100% reliable. All it takes is one of sausages (or other meat product) I ever eat to be in the 0.001% (or whatever error rate it'd be) category. And that one instance could from a deli sandwich, restaurant dinner, or from a home-cooked meal. Thousands of chances of something go wrong enough to cause a fatal accident.

      It is true that the proper process can (and should) be used to remove clostr. botulium (that produces the neurotoxin botulin), I just don't have enough faith in the whole food processing chain to ALWAYS do that, each and every time. And that goes back to the lethality of botulin -- if it was just, say, nasty diarrhea I'd suffer, yeah, who cares, but it's not. And on top of that, there's no substantial proof of nitrites (for example) having ANY side effects (some studies in 70s implied there might be, but those have largely been refuted).

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  195. False by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Informative

    "blitzkrieg" translates to "lightning war".

    The idea behind blitzkrieg isn't a massive bombing campaign - It's to advance in an invasion so rapidly that the enemy has no time to fall back and regroup.

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  196. It was called "Windscale". by pwhysall · · Score: 1

    Near the bleak hellhole that is Seascale.

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    1. Re:It was called "Windscale". by yanestra · · Score: 1

      Etymologically: The meaning is the same: Won by the Gales.