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  1. Re:No Shit... on Multi-vendor Game Server (GameSpy) DDoS Attack · · Score: 1

    Dang preview button!

    Let's try again:

    Er, why bother hashing the current time? Just send random "x | -2^32 <= x < 2^32" and ask for it back.

    Client: Stats, please.
    Server: Challenge 876053
    Client: Response 876053
    Server: DATA


    Yeah, I do this stuff for a living.

    Jouster

  2. Re:No Shit... on Multi-vendor Game Server (GameSpy) DDoS Attack · · Score: 1

    Er, why bother hashing the current time? Just send random "x | -2^32 Client: Stats, please.
    Server: Challenge 876053
    Client: Response 876053
    Server: DATA

    Yeah, I do this stuff for a living.

    Jouster

  3. Re:Well You Have To Give Them Credit on Multi-vendor Game Server (GameSpy) DDoS Attack · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'll take this opportunity to give you a message referring you to other posts on this thread. The All-Seeing Eye (which I've used, mind you, great program) does nothing to solve this problem.

    It was foolish to put "GameSpy" in the title of this article; it has nothing directory to do with GameSpy.

    Jouster

  4. Re:Well You Have To Give Them Credit on Multi-vendor Game Server (GameSpy) DDoS Attack · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I ran across this one quite some time ago.

    Read your Bugtraq, boys! There's a reason I don't allow UDP-based game servers to run inside my network.

    Jouster

  5. Re:Heavy task load. on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 2

    *ahem*

    I work with computers that run Mac OS 9 and FileMaker 5.0. They drive me to drink. Does that count?

    Jouster

  6. Re:not a replacement on GENRIP for Ultra Low Cost Wireless Deployments · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Yep, with my emphasis added:

    Unless you're moving relatively small amounts of non-critical information, GENRIP is probably not for you. GENRIP does not even attempt to compete with 802.11 wireless LAN equipment. That's not what it's for. GENRIP is SLOW! For example, the MHX-910 radios give approximately 120ms round trip ping times, and an actual streaming throughput (using TCP) of about 21K, which is slightly less than your average 28.8K modems. While this is certainly not bad, it's not going to help you if you're looking for fast wireless connectivity.


    Jouster
  7. Re:Big deal on Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Leaked · · Score: 2

    Agreed with AC, bad moderation on parent.

    J

  8. Re:I don't remember learning this in High School on Edgar Allan Poe, Cosmologist · · Score: 2

    Whoa, thanks for kicking my trolling monitor into gear; I almost let that one slip by.

    Jouster

  9. But does it support waveform playback? on New Nokia Phones With Full Color And MMS · · Score: 2

    Sure, sure, so it supports J2ME Java Apps. But how long until there's support for MIDP2 in these apps, or, hell, even MMAPI? Nokia UI API doesn't cut it; as a developer for these devices, I can say that we need the ability to play arbitrary waveform data across the speakers, and we need it now, for all devices, regardless of manufacturer.

    Java is just the thing to run on mobile devices, but if Sun doesn't get its act together and start pursuing the manufacturers to put in sound support (and other goodies, like full screen games), the market is going to die while BREW and other initiatives surge ahead.

    Jouster

  10. Re:It was announced on NANOG..... on Root Zone Changed · · Score: 2

    No such thing as a hexadecimal bit. Only hexadecimal characters, or, if you're adventurous and know your old-fashioned 'puter terminology, hexadecimal nibbles.

    Jouster

  11. Re:(6).... on Operating Systems Are Irrelevant · · Score: 2

    Please, please, please make this joke die.

    Jouster

  12. Re:Really irrelevant? on Operating Systems Are Irrelevant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, I'm sure he's currently able to VISUALISE the packets hitting his ethernet card, and he can SEE IN 3D every single atom comprising his CPU melting into an unidentifiable glob of sludge.

    Jouster

  13. Re:MARIJUANA IN NEVADA!!! on Indecision 2002 · · Score: 2

    Er, yes, and that's what I based my response on.

    Did I fail to communicate resulting in your failure to grok, or did you need that additional information before grokking could commence? I'm not doubting the former; my comments have been known to lose some lucidity at times....

    Jouster

  14. Re:MARIJUANA IN NEVADA!!! on Indecision 2002 · · Score: 2

    And yet, those in the South consistently elect Republicans, who consistently support tougher sentences and more enforcement against drug users and dealers.

    It seems to me that, regardless of where one lives, a minority of the people oppose legalization of marijuana. Until that changes, no laws will change.

    Jouster

  15. How does this vote-counting stuff work, anyway? on Indecision 2002 · · Score: 2

    Take a look at this for a quick introduction to CNN's methods: How does CNN make election projections?.

    Jouster

  16. Re:Isn't this old news? on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 2

    Thanks, very insightful (and accurate, I actually knew about MIRV, but not about how that affected "Star Wars" missile defense).

    I'm burning off some karma here... mods, parent is a score:0 by anonymous coward, but very informative: please mod it up before you mod me down.

    Thanks!,
    Jouster

  17. Re:Isn't this old news? on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 2
    They had lasers this powerfull in the 80's (star wars), maybe earlier.
    I doubt they had any computers powerfull enough to manage calculating trajectories in real time untill recently.... at least not any computers smaller than a house.
    Calculating an object like a mortar's trajectory is trivial, even for 1980's computers. And one barely needs to account for the speed of the laser (a nice thing about moving at 186,000 miles a second).

    So, 1980's computers could have done it rather easily, for at least some target types.

    Of course, Reagan actually had the right idea; putting lasers in space makes much more sense than lasers on the ground, since the air soaks up so much of the energy. Fast-forward to today, and /M?THAL/ is pretty smart, too--the people with ICBMs have the money to develop options to evade this type of system, but those with RPGs and classical mortars are probably very poorly financed.

    Jouster
  18. Re:what other options would you suggest? on Financial Institutions Balk at MS Licensing · · Score: 2

    1) This already exists.
    and
    2) For the love of all that's holy, please learn how to spell "roll".

    Jouster

  19. Whoa - Microsoft is Unhappy! on Windows Longhorn Screenshots Available Online · · Score: 2

    Check out the quote at the bottom of this page: "SCREENSHOTS REMOVED DUE TO MICROSOFT REQUEST".

    I suppose using the Print Screen key is now a circumvention device or something....

    Jouster

  20. Re:Idiots on Distributed TiVo Code Cracking · · Score: 2

    Nope, sorry, wrong. Bankrupt on Wheel of Fortune, a Whammy on Press Your Luck--you've screwed up.

    When you've worked as a QA team member and have spent five days working on an execution-stopping problem that ends up being the interaction between a copy-protection routine and the removal of some trailing whitespace from a label widget, you can talk again.

    Any change, no matter how seemingly insignificant and unconnected to other parts of the system, can have far-reaching consequences. If someone changes a single one to zero, or the other way around, it's time to unleash the full fury of QA, because even the slightest change can bring down the whole program.

    Even when all you're doing is trying to make "First Name: " look a little bit prettier.

    Jouster

  21. Re:I'd love to look at it... on Beautiful Case Modding · · Score: 2

    Java
    a) runs in a sandbox.
    b) runs in a window.
    c) requires my explicit permission to do anything more than add one and one together and display the result.

    Neither JavaScript nor Flash have these properties. I'm on WinXP, so it's trivial for me to install Flash (just click once on the "Missing Plugin" image). There is, of course, no chance in hell that I'm going to do this.

    Somebody's .sig is "Macromedia sucks" or something to that effect, and it links to a press release on Macromedia's site about a partnership between them and DoubleClick, the ad people. Bah!

    And before you accuse me of hypocrisy for not liking ads but using /., I'm a /. subscriber.

    Jouster

  22. Re:What the fuck shitty browser do you use??? on Beautiful Case Modding · · Score: 2
    Since it sounds like you're using Mozilla, try adding this to your user.js file:
    user_pref("general.useragent.override", "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; Stop Reading My Stats; RedHat -1.0)");
    user_pref("capability.policy.default.Win dow.onunlo ad", "noAccess");
    user_pref("browser.related.autoload" , 0);
    user_pref("dom.disable_window_open_feature.mi nimiz able", true);
    user_pref("dom.disable_window_open_feature .resizab le", true);
    user_pref("dom.disable_window_open_feature .titleba r", true);
    user_pref("network.cookie.disableCookieFor MailNews ", true);
    user_pref("network.image.warnAboutImages", true);

    We use WebTrends at work, and it's always funny seeing "RedHat -1.0" as one of the entries in the OS list (I run Windows XP and RH 8 GNU/Linux).

    Be sure and remove the spaces inserted by /..

    Jouster
  23. Re:Just install flash. :-0! on Beautiful Case Modding · · Score: 2
    From the last time I had to deal with them:

    Please try uninstalling Flash Player and restarting your computer.
    To uninstall Flash Player, you must delete the Flash Player plug-in or ActiveX control. The path to the Flash Player depends on the operating your computer uses:

    Windows 95/98

    Delete the swflash.ocx file in the Macromed directory:
    C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM\Macromed\flash

    Windows NT

    Delete the swflash.ocx file in the Macromed directory:
    C:\Windows\System32\Macromed
    Netscape for Windows
    Delete the NPSWF32.dll file in the Netscape plugins directory:
    C:\Program Files\Netscape\Communicator\Program\Plugins

    Macintosh

    Delete the Shockwave Flash NP-PPC file in the plug-ins folder of your Internet browser.

    Restart your computer.

    We hope this has helped you. Please contact us again if you need additional help.

    Best Regards,

    Jay R Santiago
    Macromedia Technical Support


    The worst part is, my company is developing products in Flash. They wanted me to help, so I installed their content-generation tool, Flash MX. I was afraid, but I guess so many people hate what they create with the damn thing, they forced the issue--there's a box at one point that allows you to not install the plugin for IE. AND IT DEFAULTS TO NO! I just about crapped my pants when I saw that.

    Jouster
  24. Re:/.'ed on 1+ GHz Commodore SX-64 Mod · · Score: 2

    You, my good man, ROCK!

    I owe you a beer next time you're in Virginia.

    Jouster

  25. Re:obEbay link on 1+ GHz Commodore SX-64 Mod · · Score: 2

    No idea if they're particularly rare, but it's old, and it's a computer. I'd take it, and pay eBay or better prices for it. Probably $50 or so, which I realize is less than the $100 he paid for it.

    And in response to your comment: it's also relatively easy to find NEXTCubes on eBay; they're nonetheless rare. They just happen to be at that magical point right now where many "normal" users are getting rid of them, creating opportunities for the collectors. In two years, it will be impossible to find a NEXTCube on eBay for less than $500.

    Jouster