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  1. Re:Usual /. idiocy... let me help on Senator Carper Calls for Tax on Online Porn · · Score: 1

    you basically have it.

    But I was thinking more along the lines of you were active prior to your current exclusive relationship

  2. Re:Usual /. idiocy... let me help on Senator Carper Calls for Tax on Online Porn · · Score: 1

    Look.

    You're "fairly monogamous," you're not an IV Drug user, you take some precaution with rergards to sexual activity (condoms, same partner, not too rough), and you aren't incarcerated... you know "Normal"... you're probably (like 99 44/100ths) not going to get AIDS.

    You simply can't refute that. Your best argument seems to be, "Yeah ellem you're right, but we all must worry about this."

    I don't know why you're arguing with me, clearly you DO agree with me.

  3. Re:Usual /. idiocy... let me help on Senator Carper Calls for Tax on Online Porn · · Score: 1

    google that for stats.

    Rape just doesn't cause all that much AIDS. Now blood transfusions cause demostrably more.

    If you and you partner are fairly (FAIRLY) monogamous you're just not even remotely likely to get AIDS. You're just not.

    I keep hearing about this epidemic of AIDS that's going to kill us all but it simply doesn't happen in Western civilizations. People who are normal (gay and straight) who take a modicum of precaution simply don't get AIDS save for a few anomolies.

    I'm sorry you feel I'm assigning blame here but the fact of the matter is, statistically, "you pretty much have to be TRYING to get AIDS to get it."

    Now prove me wrong. Go and tell me how many rapes, infidelities, and broken condoms caused AIDS. This is the real world not a Lifetime special.

  4. Re:Usual /. idiocy... let me help on Senator Carper Calls for Tax on Online Porn · · Score: 1

    are you offerring? I love Craigslist. But I'm more of a Missed Connections kind of guy.

  5. Usual /. idiocy... let me help on Senator Carper Calls for Tax on Online Porn · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) Sex and Religion. If Sex and Religion were, in fact, the issue here - here's your short answer. Religion actually has a lot of things to say about sex and rightfully so. It is a very short window of time that sex won't kill you. You know since say... the invention of Penicillin to now. Prior ro that VD killed. Now we giggle. AIDS will still kill you but you have to pretty much be TRYING to get AIDS to get it. Yeah yeah, blood transfusion, yadda yadda... to get AIDS you pretty much need to be shooting up or have relatively unsafe sex.

    So Religion was right to warn/forbid against promiscuity... kills of the flock, less cash in the coffers.

    2) It's not about sex it's about pr0n. No one is trying to take your pr0n away. They want to tax pr0n and use the money to help pay for Kiddie pr0n investigations, and prosecutions.

    Look if you ever find yourself defending kiddie pr0n or kiddie pr0nographers just stop and admit you lost the debate. It's unwinnable. If Buscho said they were invading Canada tomorrow to rid the North America's from kiddie pr0n the World would jump right in line and scream KILL CANADA. It's just how repellent kiddie pr0n is. Deal.

    3) As for the Christian Right -- they're not calling for this. Some Democrat is -- clearly in an attempt to make Democrats seem more Family Friendly. Whatever.

    Now SlashDopes if you don't understand number one... I'm with ya. I'd love to bang the snot out of every thigh high booted, thong showing, belly button ring wearing cock tease I see on the E train. It's just a really bad idea.

    If you think for a second number two will go down as advertised you must really buy in to this Government is there to help us bullshit. That money is going in the same BLACK HOLE the 2B USD the FCC was supposed to use to wire up all of our schools. The Government isn't evil, it's incompetent and bloated. Cut it down immediately.

    As for number three if you need anymore proof that all the politicians are whores then you'll never get it.

    Please return to your orgies at your places of worship you Baalist bastards!

  6. these guys are awesome on Online Backup Solutions? · · Score: 1

    http://www.backupmyinfo.com/

    Excellent service, easy to use. From one box to terabytes. I seriously recommend them and I don't work for them.

  7. Re:And? on Googling for CIA Agents · · Score: 1

    oooh ooh do that with me...!

  8. Re:any sufficiently advanced technology ... on The Floating PowerBook · · Score: 1

    Of course there's no such thing as "magical forcefields".

    What about Tenser's Floating Disk? Huh? What about that?

  9. Re:Easy to fix on Improving Education? · · Score: 1

    hey ee cummings I'm Not

  10. Easy to fix on Improving Education? · · Score: 1

    Money can't solve everything, only violence can do that

    Pay Teachers what people who get out of college make

    Dissolve the Department of Education

    Allow schools to fire incompetent teachers

    Get rid of Tenure

    Go back to rote, when kids can PROVE they can handle more move them into different learning situations

    No social promotions ever

    Harsh displine for problem kids

    No technology until High School

    Enforce Grammar with poor grades for misuse

    Teach other languages early

    Math, math, math

    Teach Religion, all of them... even Satanism

  11. Re:Back up offsite on Best Way to Back Up Photos and Video? · · Score: 1
  12. This is not too hard to figure out on Windows Users Ignoring LUA Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS - Hello intrepid user. I know I've always allowed you to run as root before but check this out! You computing experience could be filled with and endless array of confusing dialogue boxes all basically telling you you're not root.

    User - That sounds like it might suck.

    MS - No no no, it's great! And it's pretty hard to implement. Oh and a whole shitload of legacy apps won't even install.

    User - Why would I want that?

    MS - It's safer.

    User - Do you still let programs run as System?

    MS - Well yes.

    User - Why?

    MS - Symantec asked us to support the Open Source Virus Community and we are!

  13. Back up offsite on Best Way to Back Up Photos and Video? · · Score: 1

    http://backupmyinfo.com/

    it's easy. it works.

  14. SonicWall is the new Dell on Setting the Bar for Customer Service? · · Score: 1

    Remember when you could tell people, buy a Dell and that would be a good thing because their hardware was good and their support was great? Well then they shipped all their support to somewhere in India or something. Then the hardware seemed just OK because the support sucked so bad?

    Say hello to SonicWall.

    Nice hardware, good OS, don't even think about calling them before 2100EST because if you do you will get what must be the WORST support in IT.

    Classic:

    SWS: I need you to download this file.
    Admin: I can't down load anything, my firewall is down.
    SWS: Just hook into your router with the cross over cable.
    Admin: OK.
    *ten minutes of reconfiguring a machine to go out through the router*
    Admin: OK. All set.
    SWS: Oh you can't download that file.
    Admin: What is it?
    SWS: The file extracts a tool to tell me if the SonicWall is down.
    Admin: The SonicWall is down.
    SWS: Can you ping it?
    Admin: Well it's not connected to anything right now.
    SWS: Oh it has to be connected.
    Admin: You just made me unconnect it.
    SWS: Are you running Windows XP?
    Admin: On some machines.
    SWS: It's probably the built in firewall.
    Admin: What is?
    SWS: The problem you're having.
    Admin: No the problem is the SonicWall is down.
    SWS: Did you check your IP settings?
    Me: Get off the phone with this guy... I have a PIX 515 being delivered.

  15. Have you guys heard about on Which is Better, Firefox or Opera? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet Explorer? It rules! You know if you want to do banking and stuff. ;)

  16. uhhh.... on LinuxWorld Senior Editorial Staff Resigns · · Score: 2, Funny

    what happened? I just got here and ... what happened?

  17. I'm all for this on U.S. National Identity Cards All But Law · · Score: 1

    When I went on my cruise I had one card that took care of everything:

    Opened my door
    Got me into dinner
    Bought stuff
    Got me beer!

    Viva la Indentificacionne Cardo.

  18. Ahhh The Old .... on Handling Viruses in an Uncontrolled Network? · · Score: 1

    Technological Fix For Managerial Issue

    MGR: Hey IT. I think this guy is surfing the web for pr0n.

    IT: Tell him to stop it.

    MGR: What if we use brand X to filter, monitor, report and fire him?

    IT: What if you just tell him to stop it?

    MGR: Brand Y?

  19. Re:Its their job on Network Penetration Scans and Executive Reaction? · · Score: 1

    nah, probably nessus with nmap, ethereal and hydra built in.

  20. Re:Violence Can Solve All on Identity Theft Victim Gets Last Laugh · · Score: 1

    Excellent. Been on your Seti team since like.. I don't know 2000-2001. My machine sucks but we try. (ie I can't bring myself to put Seti on my Powerbook :) )

  21. Re:Violence Can Solve All on Identity Theft Victim Gets Last Laugh · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but I'm psychotically violent. Seriously read my posts. I have major issues.

  22. Violence Can Solve All on Identity Theft Victim Gets Last Laugh · · Score: 3, Funny

    No joke. I would have gutted those two like pigs. Throat to groin. Wouldn't have thought twice about it. Not any issue at all.

    Ovid, you are a sane man.

    * hey are you Ovid from Perl Monks & the Perl Monks Seti team?

  23. I have Symantec AV Corp 9.03 for OS X on Symantec: Mac OS X Becoming a Malware Target · · Score: 4, Funny

    and it kinda sucks. Every now and again (and not when it is scanning) it just takes over all the CPUs attention. So you kill it and then it comes back. So you kill it and then it comes back. So you disable it and this story comes out.

    Looks like this is my fault. Sorry.

  24. Hi, my name is ellem and I RTFA on Learning a Language in the Digital Age · · Score: 1

    So in a nutshell what he's really saying is:

    Flash Cards Are The Best Way To Learn A Language.

    and they're what? like .00003USD for a million?

  25. DON'T GIVE UP YET! on Google Launches Google Code · · Score: 1