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Setting the Bar for Customer Service?

meburke asks: "Computer repair, copier repair, customer support: It seems to be mostly done the same way for the last 40 years. That is: 'Something breaks, call the repair guy.' But customers expect more, and they can't tell us what they expect, so where do we develop guidelines for customer service and how do we improve? I've searched the net for three days now, and I haven't found a comprehensive list of actions or standards that distinguish the excellent tech from the average tech. Can anyone point me toward some sources?" It seems that as our technology becomes more complex, the service that is offered to customers continues to fall shorter of the mark. What kind of service do you expect from your vendors, and how close is reality to your expectations? As an aside, shooflot wonders: "If the definition of 'news' includes 'rarity' then good service must be news. My usual experience includes the kind of sulky and dismissive attitude I got from an Apple rep when my new iPod wouldn't charge (I eventually got him to exchange it). However, I was recently surprised by Rogers, my cellphone provider, when I followed up on some charges for ringtones I'd never downloaded. The service rep not only cancelled the charges but discovered I'd been wrongly charged an extra air time fee for the whole last year and credited me for the entire amount plus tax! What great service stories does Slashdot wish to share which (I hope!) may inspire all those other reps in the trenches?"

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  1. ITIL by XorNand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Information Technology Infrastructure Library (ITIL) is growing in popularity as the defacto "best practices" for IT services. It's not for the faint of heart (nor cheap), but it's extremely comprehensive.

    And to blantantly plug the message board in my sig... this is a topic that we discuss there frequently as well. "What's the difference between a 'computer guy' and an 'IT consultant'?" was one of the threads that comes to mind. I know that one of the more frustrating aspects of my job is having to clean up other techs' messes. And worse: having to charge the customer for my time to do that when they already paid the last guy a pretty penny. With PCs now in the magical $300 range, the divide between the two types of techs seems to be growing. I don't know whether this is helping my business or hurting it yet though.

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    1. Re:ITIL by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
      You have to love ads masquerading as Wikipedia articles.

      Can I buy beanie babies on Wikipedia yet?

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    2. Re:ITIL by stefanb · · Score: 2, Funny
      "What's the difference between a 'computer guy' and an 'IT consultant'?"

      Saw a billboard a couple of weeks back off-strip in Las Vegas: "We repair what your husband fixed."

    3. Re:ITIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:ITIL by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Aside from the blatant advertising, ITIL is most definitely used in many large companies.

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  2. Can't find all the answers in a book by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think some of it comes from within - if you have a good people nature, you'll be a better tech, at least in the customer service area.I say this from a long time support background, but I have done a lot of different types of it and that internal desire to help others is a constant. A good heart radiates outward to your outlook, manner of working, etc. Wish I could point you to a specific doc, but meebe this helped instead...

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    1. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Informative

      While it's true that a good service attitude has to come from the heart, there are good books to guide one too. I have a copy of IDG Books Customer Service for Dummies, and it's got a lot of good ideas.

    2. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by hbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Books can give you ideas. Kindness and tolerance come from life experience. I can be convinced that tolerance is a good idea, and vow that I will be tolerant in all my actions. But the real test come when some #!%& clueless user starts to blame me for their stupid mistakes.

      Oops. 8)

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    3. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by toddbu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And a lot of what comes from "within" has to do with the company that they're working for. A company that constantly nickles-and-dimes their employees by providing low wages and poor benefits doesn't build any loyalty with those who are manning the phones all day long. I used to try to reason with customer service reps, something along the lines of "If your company delivers bad service, then people like me will take our business elsewhere. When your business declines, you will be out of a job". I've never made it very far with that line of reasoning, in part because the guy I'm talking with could really give a rat's ass about his job. He's not making much money anyway, so if he wasn't answering phones then he'd just be flipping burgers down at McDonalds. (My apologies to those who work at Mickey-D's.)

      If you want good customer service then the best place to start is with companies that charge more for their service. They are more likely (but not guaranteed) to treat their employees better, and this reflects directly on customer service.

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    4. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the general sentiment of your comment, I think it might be an oversimplification. While a good heart might help keep your customers happy, it can also send you out of business because of all the free work you are doing.

      I find the biggest problem is the customer's unrealistic expectations with respect to the idea of value for money. While my experience is in corporate application support, I'd expect these problems are even worse in the home user market. I have customers who purchase bug support only and insist that I give them higher levels of support even though they're not willing to upgrade their support level. One of my customers calls me repeatedly for user support but rephrases it as a bug - "you application has a bug because it isn't doing this" - which means that I have explain to him how it works show that it isn't a bug, and there by giving him free user support/training.

      I think that general rule is till true - you get what you pay for! From the vender's side, if you sell cheap products or services, the chances are that you will have low margins and will need to do high volume to make a profit. On the customer's side, if you decided to buy the cheapest product or service, then don't expect great service.

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    5. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the real test come when some #!%& clueless user starts to blame me for their stupid mistake

      at that point I give them a full refund and make it obvious I don't value their custom. The joys of not having big clients I guess..

      there's nothing quite as funny as demanding a rude customer returns his product for a refund, they never really know how to deal with that.

    6. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by ace_brickman · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a difference between bending over backwards for a customer, and bending over FORWARDS... Just some food for thought before you give that full refund back ;)

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    7. Re:Can't find all the answers in a book by _LMark · · Score: 0

      There are 2 tricks I've learned customer service experience:

      *assume positive intent on behalf of the customer. most people are nice and not out to screw the company, so have your support people treat them that way. how many people here giving free tech support to family, friends, etc, have run across a doctor, lawyer, historian, etc. that starts telling you their problem with, "I'm so stupid, I can't work my computer"? I remember the first time I stopped to think, "wow, this is a person with 8 years more formal education telling me they are stupid...".

      *kill em with kindness. one of my managers once noted to me that it's actually hard for customers who have had a problem to appreciate your help. the issue is that they get themselves worked up because they've had bad support experiences in the past. once they're angry, they have to do something with the adrenaline oozing through their brain. this manager was the master at so consumately sympathizing with them, that the customer couldn't be angry with him any more. they would still have the adrenalin going, however, so when their problem was fixed, they turned to excitement and enthusiasm for his help. now here's a person who was ready to complain to anyone about our product instead falling over himself to tell everyone how awesome we are!

      in summary, the best thing you can do to render good customer service is to hire and train employees to be positive and respectful to customers even and especially when the customers are angry, upset, and frustrated. I don't think the customer is always right, nor should you grab your ankles to serve them, but everyone deserves respect and the presumption of positive intent until proven otherwise.

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  3. In IT by TykeClone · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Good customer service is doing what you said you'd do when you said that you would do it for what you said you would charge.

    That sets the bar pretty low and is kind of a sad commentary on the state of IT customer service.

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    1. Re:In IT by DanteLysin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I disagree. Simply doing one's job is not the same as good customer service. Good customer service can translate into repeatable business. I had a problem with my Air Conditioning. Twice it had failed, and I came home from work to find the house at over 80 degrees. I'm using to working in a server room. 80 degrees is pure torture for me.

      The first company I called came out and fixed the AC. When I called them, the office assistant was short (almost rude). I had to take the day off waiting for the technician. When he arrived, the technician grunted and mumbled a lot. He did his work and left.

      The second time my AC broke, I called another company. The office assistant was very pleasant to speak with. She offered to call to my cell phone to let me know when the technician was "on his way". So, I was able to work most of the day and saved a vacation day. The technician was also pleasant to talk with. Not only did he fix my AC, but he explained how it failed and how I can catch it in the future. He also went over some preventative maintenance tips with me.

      The next time I have any AC problem, I will call the latter company. I passed along this info to my friends. Good customer service. Repeatable business. Referrals.

    2. Re:In IT by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      I agree there, but with IT - just showing up on time and doing what you said you'd do count as good service.

      I don't think that it's a good state of affairs, but that's the way that it seems to be.

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    3. Re:In IT by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Informative

      A few points to help:

      1) Stand by your work. If the problem is not fixed on the first visit, return to fix it free of charge.

      2) Follow up with your customers to make sure that the problems are resolved.

      3) Send customers an email detailing the problems they called about, the cause, the resolution, and actions they can take in the future to reduce the need for service calls.

      4) Err on the side of the customer when there is a dispute. Note that the customer is NOT always right (after all, if they were, why would they need us), but see disputes as opportunities to build goodwill.

      5) Repeat after me: most customers aren't stupid. They feel lost amid the technology and they are frustrated. Try to explain things in everyday language so that they can feel that the mystery of the technology isn't so overwhelming.

      All this takes discipline, and I even find myself slipping up on it from time to time. There are more points here that I use for my business, but these are the main substantive ones.

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    4. Re:In IT by kfg · · Score: 1

      Good customer service is doing what you said you'd do when you said that you would do it for what you said you would charge. . .

      And treating them as if you value them both customers and human beings.

      That sets the bar a bit higher, although not so high that it should be the exception to receive it.

      But I agree with your conclusion.

      KFG

    5. Re:In IT by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
      This week it was 40C (104F) in the factory I work in. On top of this, I was wearing a thick protective suit and a full helmet, and doing hard labour. Yet I didn't complain about it. I think you're just soft. You're probably an office worker who loses his erection if the ambient conditions aren't absolutely perfect.
      Haha, I get it! You are trying to tell him that you are a human phallus!
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    6. Re:In IT by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot seems to have numerous AC problems as well.
      Perhaps the editors should call that guy he seems cool

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    7. Re:In IT by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      I may have low expectations, but I agree.

      A recent example would be Apple - odd since shooflot seems to have had bad experience, but anyway - I recieved an iMac with a dead power supply, unfortunate but inevitably possible. Went to the website, found 'self service' warranty support, ordered a new PSU and had it in my machine the next day, as well as having a prepaid shipping box to get the old one back to them. No questions asked, no mess, no "please wait up to 28 days", just getting what I asked for and having it delivered as fast as could be expected was enough to make a good impression on me. They also shipped me a copy of Tiger for about £10 through their "up to date" program back when that was released, again no fuss, just providing what they promised if not more.

      People seem to be either very happy or very annoyed with Apple support though, so maybe my experience is just lucky.

    8. Re:In IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably an office worker who loses his erection if the ambient conditions aren't absolutely perfect.

      Whereas most of the flaccid office-working moderators are crying Flamebait, I'll call that comic genius. I wish I had mod points for you, man.

    9. Re:In IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you just proved his point.

    10. Re:In IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      possibly parent is a skilled worker worth coddling? I wouldn't keep pigs in the conditions you work in.

    11. Re:In IT by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > 5) Repeat after me: most customers aren't stupid. They feel lost amid the technology and they are frustrated. Try to explain things in everyday language so that they can feel that the mystery of the technology isn't so overwhelming.

      most customers are willfully ignorant. no, i can't fix my car, but i
      a) learn the terminology - i don't call the wheel the engine or the gas pedal the go-faster button. (all those words like hard drive, modem, etc that the computer gets called. plus the ones who think the monitor is the computer.)
      b) educate myself on the requirements and realities of ownership and use - i put gas in, i wash it, i have the oil changed, and if i can't get somewhere 100 miles away in 1 hour, i don't blame the manufacturer, i blame my lack of planning.

      i had a customer last week who called up, enraged that the wireless network on his laptop no longer worked. turns out he was at his brother's house 30 miles from home.

      what, really, do you say to something like that? i mean, i could understand if it was one of those cases where they open up the shiny new laptop and - because a neighbor has an unsecured "plug and play, it's so easy!" router - it gets a network connection immediately. if it were a case like that, i'd understand that he doesn't understand why it Magically Works at home and not 30 miles away.

      but how do you make someone understand the signal won't reach 30 miles? i tried the radio station analogy - if you go 100 miles away, you get different radio stations. he blew up and said that i told him it would work anywhere.

      i'd meant anywhere in the house.

      the base reason for all of this is - he doesn't know jack shit about the technology. not even as much as i know about my car.

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    12. Re:In IT by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Router story sniped..

      but how do you make someone understand the signal won't reach 30 miles? i tried the radio station analogy - if you go 100 miles away, you get different radio stations. he blew up and said that i told him it would work anywhere.

      i'd meant anywhere in the house.


      Which is what you should have made clear to teh customer when you installed it. You know it won't work 30 miles away, I know it won't; but someone who pays to have a newtowrk setup *probably* doesn't realize it won't work 30 miles away.

      Part of teh problem is we assume people understand the basics when often they don't.

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    13. Re:In IT by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      You may not be getting as far as you think with your consumer-rights stance. In my city, many of the HVAC companies in the yellow pages are actually owned by a couple of major holding companies. I laugh and point this out whenever I hear someone around here "shopping around" for furnace installation and repairs. So, you may have demonstrated nothing whatsoever to your first AC company in choosing another AC company. Just a thought.

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    14. Re:In IT by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Well, to start with your attitude toward your customers is different from mine (and that of my company: Metatron Technology Consulting).

      A good number of my customers are retired, on fixed incomes, etc. Most of them want to know the technology but feel helpless in the face of what seems like an insanely complex black box.

      How many terms do you need to know about your car compared to the computer (combining hardware and software)? The computer seems much more complex, mysterious, and harder to fix to someone who knows nothing about either.

      It is true that I have had a few relatives who were willfully ignorant about technology in general but these relatives applied that strategy to kitchen appliances, cars, etc.

      But I assume that my customers want to learn unless they make it clear that they don't. Therefore I try to explain things quite well, clearly, and discuss things in enough detail that they will hopefully understand more.

      Several of my more elderly customers are former telecom technicians (crossbar switch technicians, etc). A few of my customers are somewhat senile and honestly have trouble learning because they have short-term memory problems. But they are not stupid. I have patience and take care in explaining things slowly and repetitively so that I hope that it sinks in (it usually does).

      i had a customer last week who called up, enraged that the wireless network on his laptop no longer worked. turns out he was at his brother's house 30 miles from home.

      what, really, do you say to something like that? i mean, i could understand if it was one of those cases where they open up the shiny new laptop and - because a neighbor has an unsecured "plug and play, it's so easy!" router - it gets a network connection immediately. if it were a case like that, i'd understand that he doesn't understand why it Magically Works at home and not 30 miles away.

      but how do you make someone understand the signal won't reach 30 miles? i tried the radio station analogy - if you go 100 miles away, you get different radio stations. he blew up and said that i told him it would work anywhere.

      i'd meant anywhere in the house.

      the base reason for all of this is - he doesn't know jack shit about the technology. not even as much as i know about my car.


      Every business has a few problem customers. You always do your best to bring out the problem in as few customers as possible.

      Personally I would *never* hire anyone for my firm who has this attitude about the customer. You assume that the customer is not only stupid but uninterested in learning. Most people I have met who have this attitude do so because they may know the basics of how to impliment or use the technology but they don't understand it well enough to explain it to someone who is not in the field.

      If it happened to me, I would be patient with the customer. I would appologize if I left the wrong impression, and I would explain that you have to be within a certain distance of the wireless access point, and that as you get further away, the signal gets weaker. Furthermore since these are low-power devices, the range is a fairly big factor (the best analogy I can think of is a cell phone needing to be within range of a cell tower). I would then ask my customer what he was trying to accomplish. Then I could determine whether I could provide any further services.

      Oh, and I wouldn't charge for the explenation unless the customer called my cell at, say, 2am.... I *would* however send the customer an invoice with the work labor listed but discounted 100% to remind the customer of the valuable service I was providing free of charge.

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    15. Re:In IT by fredklein · · Score: 1

      Simply doing one's job is not the same as good customer service.

      Yes, it is. Your story is a perfect example of that:

      When I called [the first company], the office assistant was short (almost rude).

      Then she/he wasn't doing their job.

      I had to take the day off waiting for the technician.

      Again, someone was not doign their job. They should have provided you with a better time window at least.

      the technician grunted and mumbled a lot. He did his work and left.

      Maybe he did the technical work, but his Customer Service work. He shoul dhave smiled, been polite, explained what he was doing, etc.

      I called another company. The office assistant was very pleasant to speak with.

      Doing her job.

      She offered to call to my cell phone to let me know when the technician was "on his way". So, I was able to work most of the day and saved a vacation day.

      Doing her job.

      The technician was also pleasant to talk with. Not only did he fix my AC, but he explained how it failed and how I can catch it in the future. He also went over some preventative maintenance tips with me.

      Doing his job.

      See? Doing their job = good customer service.

    16. Re:In IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone who pays to have a newtowrk setup *probably* doesn't realize it won't work 30 miles away.


      So, people seriously think that a book-sized router with an antenna 4" long will broadcast over 30 miles while sitting next to your computer???

      I refuse to beleive that any 'normal' person would honestly beleive that. If someone was that dumb, they would starve to death because they don't understand the connection between hunger and eating. Seriously- who is that stupid??

    17. Re:In IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume that the customer is not only stupid but uninterested in learning.

      No, he DEMONSTRATED the customer was stupid. How else would he beleive a wireless router would work 30 miles away?!?

      As for "uninterested in learning", the customer is that, too. People who want to LEARN about the router can RTFM and find out things like it's maximum range. This customer didn't do that, therefore, this customer was "uninterested in learning".

      Most people I have met who have this attitude do so because they may know the basics of how to impliment or use the technology but they don't understand it well enough to explain it to someone who is not in the field.

      In other words, they can't dumb themselves down enough to communicate with the customer.

      I'd say the problem is that the customer is too dumb, not that the tech is too smart.

      I would explain that you have to be within a certain distance of the wireless access point, and that as you get further away, the signal gets weaker. ...which is stuff any idiot should know. Hasn't the guy ever listened to the radio while driving? Get farther away from the radio station, and the signal gets weaker. DUH.

      I *would* however send the customer an invoice with the work labor listed but discounted 100%

      Gee, why don't all businesses do that? Charge, but refund 100% of the money. You're a genius!!! A poor genius, but a genius nonetheless.

    18. Re:In IT by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      No, he DEMONSTRATED the customer was stupid. How else would he beleive a wireless router would work 30 miles away?!?

      As for "uninterested in learning", the customer is that, too. People who want to LEARN about the router can RTFM and find out things like it's maximum range. This customer didn't do that, therefore, this customer was "uninterested in learning".


      The poster did not include enough information to get to this conclusion. Also he said that the customer quoted him as saying it would work "anywhere." So it isn't really clear to me what happend. But when in doubt, you should always err on the side of the customer.

      Gee, why don't all businesses do that? Charge, but refund 100% of the money. You're a genius!!! A poor genius, but a genius nonetheless.

      The refund only applies to the telephone call explainig that the router doesn't work 30 miles from the router. Not the installation labor or anything else. Most businesses will simply answer your question and never send you a bill. Sending a bill reminds the customer that a) this does use your valuable time and b) that the customer is valuable and so you don't charge for this. The secondary reason for sending the bill is that you are *tracking* the freebie calls you are giving so that you can review this policy later and actually have numbers to use in your analysis.

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    19. Re:In IT by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      So, people seriously think that a book-sized router with an antenna 4" long will broadcast over 30 miles while sitting next to your computer???

      As the OP pointed out, he said it work anywhere - given the average understanding of electronics by most users, and especially those that pay to have a home network setup; it's not surprising that the user though he meant "anywhere." The problem is often that people who are familiar with technology assume others have the same basic understanding as they do; and then get frustrated when users expect things that "they said it would do that."

      I refuse to beleive that any 'normal' person would honestly beleive that. If someone was that dumb, they would starve to death because they don't understand the connection between hunger and eating. Seriously- who is that stupid??

      If technological stupidity and eating were interelated tehre's be a lot fewer slashdot users - everyone is stupid about some aspect of technology. (though I'd wager the average slashdot reader has less of a chance of passing on their genes than mising a meal)

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    20. Re:In IT by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      So, people seriously think that a book-sized router with an antenna 4" long will broadcast over 30 miles while sitting next to your computer???

      My fist-sized cell phone and that bus/truck/taxi driver's radio seem to work at long distances just fine. Car radios pick up FM stations form dozens of miles away. These observations create the reasonable expectation that wireless electronics work over substantial distances (miles), whether or not the technology can do it.

      Off the top of your head, what's the range of a CDMA cell phone? GSM? What about 802.11a/b/g? Under what conditions? How many watts does your base station transmit at? Your laptop?

      If most of us as computer geeks can't ballpark these figures within an order of magnitude, why should we expect non-techs to be able to do so?

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  4. Three letters baby... by neurokaotix · · Score: 3, Funny

    AOL

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    1. Re:Three letters baby... by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Nonono, the three letters that will put the willies up any Brit are as follows.

      N.
      T.
      L.

      NTL are the epitomy of shit customer service. They are AOL on steroids and crack. They will fuck up and they will bitch and they will moan and they will NEVER apologise when something is clearly their fault, and when all is said and done you have to threaten to switch to BT (British Telecom for the England-deprived) to lift their fucking fingers out of their arseholes and fix your fucking Internet connection.

      There are so many things I could say about them but the one that stands out is the time they tried to make me download the Blaster patch, so I could get my Linux computer's Internet connection working again. Classic.

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    2. Re:Three letters baby... by Wog · · Score: 1

      But tell us how you *really* feel!

    3. Re:Three letters baby... by cecille · · Score: 1

      When AOL first started out, we had an account with them - parents got the disc from some computer show and installed it. And it was great for like a year. Then, all the sudden, we get this HUGE AOL bill...apparantly we'd been calling a non-toll-free number. Or so they said. Two hours on hold and 3 hours talking to various tech people and no one could tell us why it was saying we were calling this number, since according to their software, it wasn't supposed to be.

      Eventually, they decided that someone had gotten a hold of our account password and made the calls from somewhere else. They VERY nicely said they would delete the charges. At this point, I was feeling SUPER guilty about the whole thing becuase I figured someone had hacked me, or I had screwed up somehow. But it was ok - they were going to reset the account, we could call in for the password, no damage done.

      Well, we get the bill the next time, and it's the same thing. At this point my parents are FURIOUS because this time it HAS to be my fault. At this point, I have NO idea how this is happeneing...AOL's saying the calls can't be from our computer, but I don't know how someone would have gotten the password. Then I take a closer look - the charges had started the Wed after we had gotten the password changed, but we had not called to get our password from them until the weekend hence...there's no way this was my fault - I didn't even have the password to lose.

      Again, we're back on the tech line, and several hours later they finally agree to delete the charges, and then give my mom a lecture on being more careful with passwords. The next day we cancelled our account and I haven't looked back since.

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  5. Support? by debilo · · Score: 1

    The most obvious answer probably is:

    Not having to call support in the first place.

    This, of coursed, implies assuring high quality, durability and ease of use, in both software and hardware. But sadly, it seems companies are more focussed on producing and manufacturing as cheaply as possible.

    1. Re:Support? by debilo · · Score: 1

      By the way, I do realize that even high-quality hardware and software willfail sooner or later. And when that happens, I hope companies won't charge way too much for their support. It seems to become a new trend to try to cash in with ridiculous prices on the customers' problems that often the companies themselves created in the first place.

    2. Re:Support? by deep44 · · Score: 1
      Not having to call support in the first place. [..] This, of coursed, implies assuring high quality, durability and ease of use, in both software and hardware.
      Unfortunately, some people just don't know how to solve problems on their own. Anybody who's ever worked in/around a help-desk knows the type of person I'm talking about. Instead of pausing for 2 seconds and using their brain, they pick up the phone and call someone else to do it for them.

      In theory, you should be able to design products and/or services so they don't require live support.. but it just doesn't work out that way.
    3. Re:Support? by cnmsales · · Score: 0

      "But sadly, it seems companies are more focussed on producing and manufacturing as cheaply as possible."

      I wonder whos fault this is though? In a society that demands products be cheaper and cheaper.

    4. Re:Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what this implies is that customers are not willing to pay for high quality, durable, easy to use software and hardware.

      Companies try to provide what will make the most money, and if this means providing crappy goods at rock-bottom prices so be it.

      If customers demanded higher quality goods with an associated higher cost, companies would supply these less price-sensitive customers with a value proposition that catered to their desires.

      It's supply and demand, simple.

    5. Re:Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again there's the society that coined the phrase "You get what you pay for", and are more than willing to fork over extra for less hassle.

      I've learned my lesson from buying RAM, motherboards, general home electronics.

      Value is great, but make sure you're actually getting good value for your money.

    6. Re:Support? by ace_brickman · · Score: 1

      Ah, the ever-legendary "help me with this wizard" phone call....

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      Users of the world: We're here to help you, but help us help you. (your IT dept)
    7. Re:Support? by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Most people don't know the difference between a $400 PC and an $800 one. The boxes look the same..Windows XP looks the same. They have no concept of a cheap motherboard or power supply. It appears to be the same computer (besides all those cryptic numbers and letters ...mhgz..ram...cd-rw...wtf?)

      Computers are marketed to the masses, implied that you just plug it in and go. No where in AOL or Microsoft's commercials does it say they will need to learn a new language, a new way of thinking, patches, firewalls, anti-virus, spyware scanners, etc.

      And all they wanted was to check their email to see some new pics of the grand kids.

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  6. Easy answer by SirChris · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Proactive not reactive.

  7. Human Behavior Defies Classification by hbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Although "technical support" may seem to be about technology, it's really about people and their behavior under stress. Having filled dozens of support roles in 20 years as a systems guy, I can tell you that the greatest factors in my success have been patience and humor. What book do you go to to learn those things?

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    "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

    1. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      What book do you go to to learn those things?

      The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Just look at the cover and "Don't Panic"

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    2. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by hbo · · Score: 1
      That's where you go to read humor. If you haven't learned humor (or had it hardwired in, as the case may be) you aren't going to laugh, even at a name like "Slarty Bartfarst."

      No, really. This is serious. 8)

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      "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

    3. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree, though I'd also add "good ability to research/find information" is a HUGE plus.

      No tech can really be expected to know ALL of the answers, but there's no excuse for not having the skills to look it up using google, etc.

      These days, except for providing and installing replacements for defective parts, most computer service is really about straightening out OS glitches, finding updated/proper drivers for devices, and removing software causing malfunctions.

      You can buy yourself a surprising amount of time to figure out a problem by humoring the customer and keeping up a friendly conversation with them while you work -- but eventually, you still need to provide the solution.

    4. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      What book do you go to to learn those things?

      Well, not sure about the patience, but the book "Comedy Writing Secrets" is full of neat tips and tricks with writing comedy--which also helps a great deal in conversation.

      One of the coolest ones that has helped my humor is: leave the punchline until the last word, or if not possible, the last few words. This makes it funnier, because it sets up the listener to expect to hear something, and they instead hear something else.

      Example: "Great minds think a lot." The listener expects that the speaker is beginning to say "you and I are a lot alike"--but instead, it's ambiguous and could be saying "I think a lot" which has nothing to do with the listener.

      Highly recommended. And you're right, it's not at all about technology; it's mostly about massaging egos until the fix is implemented.

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    5. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      This makes it funnier, because it sets up the listener to expect to hear something, and they instead hear something else.

      Highly recommended. And you're right, it's not at all about technology; it's mostly about massaging egos until the fix is implemented.

      Hey, you'll probably know the answer to this - why do appeals to vanity work so well?

      :-)

    6. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      What book do you go to to learn those things?

      You can laugh or you can cry.
      Laughing's better.

    7. Re:Human Behavior Defies Classification by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      I'd agree, though I'd also add "good ability to research/find information" is a HUGE plus. ...
      You can buy yourself a surprising amount of time to figure out a problem by humoring the customer and keeping up a friendly conversation with them while you work -- but eventually, you still need to provide the solution.


      At my work, I tell people that I'm there to press the F1 key.

      Though I'd swear that some people will call me over just to have a chat with someone else who isn't one of the people that surround them all day.

      Seeing as the original topic was on customer servce, one thing that I enjoy doing when things are a little slow, is going around to the people that I haven't heard from lately, and just seeing if they are having any computer problems that they havn't bothered me with, general conversation too. I call in on the directors as well so they know that I'm about.

  8. Re:Setting the Bar for Customer Service: by bigwavejas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Apple? Setting the bar for customer service? Have you ever been to an Apple store? Talk about a bunch of elitists who have drank the Kool-Aid. Apple was cool back in the //e days, but now it's a bunch of stuck-up seperatists who look down on *anything* but the mothership. No thanks

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  9. And here, I was going to say... by CorporalKlinger · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here, I was going to say that you could just walk into the average Best Buy or CompUSA with a complex computer problem, write down everything the technician there does (interactions, attempted fixes, plan of attack, etc.)

    The exact opposite of everything you wrote down is exactly what customers would really like.

    1. Re:And here, I was going to say... by hbo · · Score: 1

      I agree with that. You can be very pleasant, and completely unable to help your customer. Although you might get a lot of dates^H^H^H^H^Hcompliments on your work attitude.

      It's just that geeks, I consider myself one, are likely to overlook the human side. I'm sure we've all seen brilliant engineers who needed to be roped off from end users - and higher management. Often the technical problem can prevent you from seeing that the real solution is organizational or personal. Geeks like to sneer at "politics," but that's just personal relations scaled up to groups. If you aren't good at one-on-one, you are likely to have trouble with politics, too.

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      "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

    2. Re:And here, I was going to say... by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

      "I'm sure we've all seen brilliant engineers who ..."

      I don't think it's accurate to characterize a person as brilliant ... if they can't even manage relationships. They may be clever, perhaps even smart. But brilliant?

      Oh wait ...
      I get it ... you're just buttering them up.
      If you were to come right out and call them a "mongoloid", they'd stop reading.

      Way to manage relationships ;)

    3. Re:And here, I was going to say... by hbo · · Score: 1
      hahaha!

      We get into an epistemological question here about the meaning of "brilliant." For me, the word doesn't mean "wonderful in all things" or "really smashingly good at one thing and tolerable at all others." Rather it means "really, outstandingly, awfully good at one or more things, period."

      I know a person, who I consider brilliant, who also believes in Martians. No kidding. I call him brilliant because I've seen him, on many occasions, take a flying leap out of the ordinary course of problem solving, and land smack-dab in the middle of the solution. And not just any old solution, but the one that hindsight will show is the single most optimal one. He's difficult to talk to because of those leaps. And sometimes he lands in pretty strange places, like Mars.

      This guy is good natured, if opinionated. But I've met folks who would be conventionally called "brilliant" who were monsterous human beings. I used to work in a Physics department at a major university. The senior faculty were a profoundly mixed bag in the humanity department. Some were quiet, unassuming. A few were very comfortable in ordinary conversation. A handful were among the finest examples of humanity I've ever met. And another handful were among the worst. All of them were tenured, and therefore had published significant work in their esoteric, profoundly difficult fields. Several are now in the pantheon of leading theoreticians. Interestingly, none of the "monsters" are as far as I know.

      Physicists inhabit an extremely abstract world. Trying to visualize, or at least reason about 6 dimensional manifolds is not easy, so I'm told. My observation is that, in the prosperous US at least, the farther a person gets from ordinary reality the less likely they are to possess "people" skills. At the extremes, violations of this principle crop up. So I recall with fondness one senior prof who had the ability to make very abstract concepts seem concrete. He was an excellent teacher, too. Most of those guys (they were all men) were not excellent teachers, for undergrads, at least. An important point about that environment was the ego factor. As anyone who has been near academia at that level can testify, egos tend to be inflated, and fragile. The coin of the realm is prestige. This is the approval of your peers, denominated in publication citations. This commerce matches the abstract nature of the conduct of science rather well.

      Anyhow, engineers tend to be less brilliant, and therefore less extreme in their manifestations of people skills or the lack thereof. They are fairly brainy, on average, though. So yes, I think there are "brilliant" engineers that need to be kept in a padded, though comfortable cell. Pipe in coffee, soda and soylent green. Make sure the bandwidth is high and the lights are low. Keep them away from the gentry. Thank your stars when they produce something useful and brilliant.

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      "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

    4. Re:And here, I was going to say... by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

      How about ...
      Exceedingly smart ... or ...
      Fabulously clever ... or ...
      Remarkable ability for a mongoloid ;)

      I'd like to reserve brilliant ... for myslef ;)

      *Heh*

  10. Service vs Replaceability by NetSettler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As we pressure companies for cheaper and cheaper everything, we squeeze out the dollars they need to do support, and they outsource it--to us.

    Do I want companies to offer good quality and stand by their work? Sure. Do I expect it? Ha. It's bad enough that I generally just hope the price point is low enough that when it breaks I can afford a new one rather than talk to some unhelpful jerk on the phone.

    Look at what's happened to watch repair shops. No one repairs watches any more, they just replace them. Same with shoe repair. Heck, in some regions of the company, away from big cities, it's hard to find contractors to repair houses because the people who know how to do the relevant work find it both easier and more lucrative just to build new ones. Other "technology" will probably follow suit, if it hasn't already.

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    Kent M Pitman
    Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

    1. Re:Service vs Replaceability by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Except when you buy a new house you always get to move all your furniture. When you buy a new computer, it might be because your last one is toast and your data is gone.

    2. Re:Service vs Replaceability by Skynyrd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heck, in some regions of the company, away from big cities, it's hard to find contractors to repair houses because the people who know how to do the relevant work find it both easier and more lucrative just to build new ones.

      Although I live in a big city, I think I have a relevant comment on the house repair issue.

      I recently shut down a handman service I was running for the past five years - because of the customers (mostly).

      Why? People don't want to pay for quality service and work. People would complain about my prices (25-35 an hour) by saying that the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot are cheaper.

      Yes, you can get one cheaper, however (at least in LA) they:
      1) Don't have tools
      2) Don't generally speak English
      3) May claim skills they don't have
      4) Don't have transportation
      5) Can't be found again if there's a problem

      So, you can pay $10-$15 for a guy you can't communicate with, who you have to pick up and return *and* buy/rent tools for them.

      So for about twice the price, you get a card with my name and phone number (and I answer it). I drive to the job. I can pick up things at Home Depot on the way. I bring tools to the job (and the cost of the tools is usually more then the cost of the job). I speak fluent English and passible Spanish. I'll tell you if part of the job isn't in my skill set.

      And people still ask for big (25%) discounts.

      Sometimes good customer service simply costs "too much" for some people.

    3. Re:Service vs Replaceability by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      Heck, in some regions of the company, away from big cities,

      Is that a Freudian slip or what? 60 years after defeating Ein Volk , Ein Reich , Ein Fuhrer , Americans have been brain washed to such an extent that Company has replaced Country in their subconsious?

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    4. Re:Service vs Replaceability by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Do I want companies to offer good quality and stand by their work? Sure. Do I expect it? Ha. It's bad enough that I generally just hope the price point is low enough that when it breaks I can afford a new one rather than talk to some unhelpful jerk on the phone.

      For your average Windows user, how long should the computer last? a year or less?

      Your point about service and replaceability is important though. Most of the vendors sell *parts* and lose money on support. So Dell doesn't want you to call their tech support when you have a problem. They want you to ask friends and family first, and if you can't resolve it, buy a new computer. If Windows is hosed, Microsoft would rather have you upgrade than pay money for support. This is the problem.

      Now---

      With regard to computer repair work... I lot of the work my business does falls into a number of categories you don't account for....

      1) Data recovery on crashed systems.... The data is generally not replaceable. I once charged someone $120 in order to boot knoppix on the laptop and transfer off all their saved digital photos. The computer might be replaceable but the data might not be.

      2) Simple maintenance and repair. Most of these issues cost $40 to $80 to repair.

      3) Business systems management. The downtime is more expensive than the service cost. And uptime is not readily replaceable either...

      There are many aspects to the equation where your reasoning doesn't apply.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    5. Re:Service vs Replaceability by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Just as a note about the $120 data recovery job...

      It was a little more complex than that. I had to locate all the photos, transfer them off with SSH, organize them, and burn them to CD's. I think it took about 10 of them to store all the photos (a large family photo collection).

      So it wasn't a small number of photos....

      And when I got done, the laptop finally completely died (system board failure, I think).

      I think that the customer got a good deal on the quantity of work I had to do to get it all done.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    6. Re:Service vs Replaceability by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > I had to locate all the photos, transfer them off ith SSH, organize them, and burn them to CD's.

      > And when I got done, the laptop finally completely died (system board failure, I think).

      why not just use a laptop hd -> standard ATA adaptor?

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    7. Re:Service vs Replaceability by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      To date, I haven't seen enough time benefit to purchase one of these (been in business for a year, and this is the time to be frugal).

      Anyway, the vast majority of the time was in trying to break these into reasonable-sized groupings for burning onto CD-ROM's.

      The 10 CD's of data were recovered, organized, and burned in about 3 hours of labor, which wasn't too bad, as far as I can tell.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    8. Re:Service vs Replaceability by donak · · Score: 1

      Back in the days of the big old clunky Xerox photocopiers that had the big drums (had to be polished regularly with metal polish) there was a service technician who used to turn up regularly and check that everything was going well, adjust and check a few things etc. The Xerox never broke down ... he'd turn up with some parts, replace them simply and cheaply, and it would just keep on working.

      Then after a while, he stopped coming.

      Eventually the Xerox copier broke down and a service call had to be made ... which cost a lot, as "these parts have to be ordered in" and "I'll have to make another call to install them" said the new guy.
      I found out years later, the service man who had kept it running with preventative maintenance had been ignoring the terms of his contract by doing so, and was eventually squeezed out. His crime ? He worked at the prevention so well, none of the machines he serviced ever broke down, so didn't require the "expensive imported parts" nor the "multiple call-outs" to install same.
      I found this out, because I met his son when I moved to another city, then met him on a return visit. Now there's a service ethic for you.

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    9. Re:Service vs Replaceability by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      ... the service man who had kept it running with preventative maintenance had ... worked at the prevention so well, none of the machines he serviced ever broke down, so didn't require the "expensive imported parts" nor the "multiple call-outs" to install same.

      Just another variant on the supposedly well-understood problem of creating a light-bulb that doesn't wear out, I guess.

      Of course, I have similar worries every time someone tells me that the way free software will stay "in business" is not by selling the initial item but by selling support. That sounds to me like a recipe for not building things right the first time... or, at best, a substantial conflict of interest of quite similar kind to the one you describe.

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      Kent M Pitman
      Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

    10. Re:Service vs Replaceability by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      For some reason, people seem to like paying too much. They think they're getting a good deal by getting the cheapest thing they can buy, but they don't think about how often they replace things that used to last a lifetime. The quest for the lowest prices has lead to even lower expectations of quality from products and services. Unfortunately, these people will not experience the joy of products living up to expectations without being able to make the first step by buying better products and services.

  11. good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by cballowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find that my DSL company has excellent customer service. They aren't like the phone company who tries to convince you that you caused the problem and starts out by warning you that it will cost you if the problem is found on your site. I think the trick is that the person on the phone is able to fix 90% of the calls. I've called at 3AM, explained the problem, and had it fixed in 5 minutes.

    I don't know what customers expect, but if the service was modeled after Speakeasy, I can't see many people complaining. I think part of the trick is that it's a very flat support organization - you don't need to escalate to a level 2 or level 3 person on the phone. The person you get on the call can do everything short of showing up at your door.

    Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive). This even happens on corporate accounts - the field techs at work have been known to spend 4 hours on the phone going through dell's script.

    1. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by bostonguy · · Score: 1

      If you are a corporate account, you should ask Dell about having your IT guys become 'Dell Certified Technicians'. I did that at a job from about '97-'00. Just had to take a cert test online every (6?) months. When you have a hardware problem, you simply log into a web site and order the part.

      They send the part, and you return the dead part in the same box. Takes a few days tops.

    2. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Mad_Rain · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm going to second that. Speakeasy has been overwhelmingly good for me and my connection - They have knowledgable tech staff on the phone, who have a sense of humor, don't talk down to you, and have even given their extensions to me so I can talk with the same person over several days. They returned my phone calls! How many places are like that? Certainly not my cable company, phone company, gas or electric company.

      Now, as I type that out, I think therein lies an additional piece of truth - they're able to adjust their skills and apply their knowledge to MY level of geekitude. Since different people are going to have different levels, flexibility in explaining things and providing transparency in what their doing would go a long way in customer service.

      So for example:
      Me: I have problem X, and have tried solution A, B, and C. Can you help me out with this problem?
      Them: Okay, we're going to have a tech look at D, and depending on D's status, we'll do E, F, and G. In the meantime, check H. We'll call you back in an hour with an update.
      Me: Great!

      Now, if they're talking with say, my parents...

      Parents: I'm having a problem with X. Can you help me with that?
      Them: Absolutely. We'll send out a tech to check a few things, and get back to you in an hour with some solutions. It's probably just Problem Y, but we'll check over the whole thing for you, just in case.
      Parents: Okay, we'll wait for the next update.

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    3. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because Dell isn't a service organization, they are a supply chain management firm. Once the machine leaves the door, they don't want to hear about it even again. If you are an IBM or HP customer you can easily contrast the support you get from IBM services division with the support you get from Dell. Dell just doesn't want to help you. IBM will be quite happy to help you; that's how they make all their money.

    4. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by cballowe · · Score: 1

      Still seems like a bad model for managing support. Far cheaper to just ship the part - 4 hours of a tech on the phone has to be about the same price as a hard drive - especially for a company like Dell who buys in mass quantities. You'd think they would have better things to do with their time than walk through testing when someone calls up and says "my hard drive died".

    5. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a Speakeasy support tech I have to say that we have a quite a few things that drive our ability to deliver good support.

      1. Flat structure. I'm a 1st tier support tech. at my disposal are tools where I can talk directly to our vendors, handle domains issues, etc. Whatever I need to get the job done.

      2. Tools. Speakeasy has a remarkable system called Moses that lets us unbind/rebuild an IP, provision/remove email accounts, tackle all but the more insane billing issues and keep pretty good notes. I've worked other places where the support tools were POS. Speakeasy developed this OSS in house, so it fits our needs exactly, and has proved to be remarkably extensible.

      3. Training. The first tier techs over time get training on handling nearly every aspect of account management and troubleshooting. It isn't easy, but very worthwhile.

      I've been with Speakeasy for three years now. I love the place.

      Jeffrey

    6. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by kooshvt · · Score: 1

      Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive). This even happens on corporate accounts - the field techs at work have been known to spend 4 hours on the phone going through dell's script.

      I used to work in the support department for a company a few years ago. Any time I had a problem with a Dell system, I would just diagnose the problem myself then call their support line. Since I knew what the problem was I would just answer their questions accordingly without walking through it step by step with them on the line. It would go by a lot faster without waiting for the result of each step.

      Ok, now reboot the computer
      No problem, already done

      There is only so much you can test for a bad power supply or monitor when you have actually swapped the part with a known working part and resolved the problem. The only problem was I was spending more time on hold than actually talking to someone and walking through their script. Usually just telling them you removed the part and swapped in a good part, which corrected the problem, would allow them to just skip right to sending you the replacement.

    7. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by westlake · · Score: 1
      Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive).

      I never seem to have problems with technical support and I suspect my own attitude has a lot to do with it.
      I don't go in pretending to be a Geek, or spoiling for a fight. I don't mind admitting to some stupid mistake. USB plug in an Ethernet socket. That sort of thing.

    8. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a small hard drive, that may be true. But what if it's larger than the hard drive? If you were to call and suggest that your LCD monitor is blown, or your 40 port gigabit switch. If you're wrong then Dell has just spent the money to ship you a costly part, then they have to ship another replacement part, the cost to ship the parts back, as well as the time to do the troubleshooting over the phone to find out what the real problem is. Not to mention the ability to get it there in four hours(which is the really costly part).

      As a support tech, I've grown wary of anyone who immediately thinks s/he knows the solution. I would hope any doctor I visit would not take my word for it when I say "I think my liver needs to be replaced!" and reach for a scalpel immediately.

    9. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. Speakeasy sets the bar for superior customers service in every way. I've used Speakeasy for years. On the few occasions I've had trouble, they were outstanding. Every single time.

    10. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I have a customer who is a retired technician (used to maintain the old AT&T crossbar switches-- see I told you most customers aren't stupid). His Dell stopped working and would crash shortly after boot.

      He called a friend of his who spent an hour on the phone with Dell trying to determine the cause of the problem, and they concluded that Windows was completely hosed.

      At this point, the friend calls me for a second opinion. I listen to the story, that it happens the same way in Safe mode, and that it happens consistantly within 1-2 minutes of boot, and I tell her that I should take a look at it, that the problem sounds like a heat-related problem, in particular that it sounds like the heat sink has fallen off..

      So I get there. I open up the case and find that the heat sink retention module has broken and that there is nothing holding the heat sink onto the CPU. So I call Dell to order the part.

      Took almost an hour (being transferred between departments-- sales to tech support which I didn't need, tech support to order desk, etc). In the end, I ordered it, and this solved the customer's problem.

      It would have been far less painful if Dell (say, like IBM) documented their FRU's for their parts so that I could call up with a part number and order it. It would cost everyone a whole lot less too....

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    11. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by alexcampbell · · Score: 1

      I think part of the trick is that it's a very flat support organization - you don't need to escalate to a level 2 or level 3 person on the phone.

      This sounds good in theory but in practice it is very expensive to have smart technicians explaining to the AOL crowd that their modem needs to be plugged into the phone line. In any case no smart technician is going to spend 8 hours/day on soul crushing basic technical support.

      Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive). This even happens on corporate accounts - the field techs at work have been known to spend 4 hours on the phone going through dell's script.

      Dell's phone support should be held up as an example of the worst possible offering. But the actual technicians that come on-site to do repairs always seem to be professional, friendly and extremely capable.

    12. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1
      Me: I have problem X, and have tried solution A, B, and C. Can you help me out with this problem?
      As a customer of a Norwegian DSL company (NextGenTel), I've had to place a few support calls. As a computer engineer (almost finished education) I *know* the problem is not with my boxes, and as I call them as a last resort, I've applied normal problem isolating already.

      Still, even though I outline what I've tried at the start of the call, they always want me to go through certain steps, even though I tell them that "Well, it can't be problem X, because I already tried solution Y which eliminates it as the cause". They just won't listen, or don't actually know enough about what they're supporting.

      This one time the girl realised that I knew what I was talking about, and promptly responded "With the measures you've tried, it seems that the line must be down. We'll send a tech". Problem fixed within three hours. Oh, to have less "scripted support people" and more of her caliber...
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    13. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Well, it can't be problem X, because I already tried solution Y which eliminates it as the cause".

      Unfortunately most Slashdotters are not typical customers. As a CCIP and senior engineer for a broadband company, I also get impatient when calling my parents cable modem provider to explain that they have a problem. (I've also defended the same cable ISP when my folks were madder than hell at unresolving web requests, countless pop-ups and slow service when it turned out to be a couple of trojan infections on their PC - ISPs always get blamed for poor OS software and inadaquate customer PC maintenance). I've found that the best option is to let them go through their script and at the conclusion, escalate it to someone who hopefully can understand the issue.

      The best way to understand "is your PC plugged in" is to realize these questions are there because most customers need to be asked such absurdly basic questions. On top of that, more than half of your customer base is calling their ISP for free support relating to non-broadband issues. In just the past six months, I've encountered:
      • deskjet printer won't work: broadband blamed because the cables were next to each other when it stopped working. "It's OBVIOUS to me" was the argumentative customer's exceptional logic. How does one even begin to explain to a customer who obviously hasn't mastered rocks and fire yet?
      • Internet won't work: has nothing to do with fact that customers air conditioning, home security and telephones were blown out by lightning strike
      • service provider is sending pornography to our computer and had better stop it: at least that's what their 15-year-old son told his mom was the explanation for all the porn discovered on the hard drive
      • router quit working: what, you mean all DC adapters aren't the same, and the 24 VDC cordless drill adapter isn't good for my 5 VDC Linksys router? Is that why it got real hot and your Internet broke? Well then you guys shouldn't make it take the same kind of plug!
      • P2P upload sharing of movies not working: I'm amused with complaints from customers who are mad their friends can't grab all their pirated movies from their share and wonder if grocery stores have complaints that the security system makes it too difficult to shoplift.
      • Microsoft Excel crashes on start: Why in the world was the customer calling their ISP? "Because Microsoft will charge me for support and I figured you guys could help me for free."


      This is the crap that we deal with from 90% of the market. Intelligent customers are a godsend, but few and far between. And just as McDonalds doesn't have French chefs cooking fries, ISPs need to have people that follow a script to work through the flow these issues present. Add to that the reality that once you fix a problem for free, you're obligated now.

      Question for Slashdotters: Would you pay an extra $10 per month to have an express line to a level two engineer and bypass all the stupid questions?

    14. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by tempest69 · · Score: 1
      Dell has realy good customer support, no hoops nothing. you just give them the service tag information and tell them what's wrong, and boom next day delivery of a compatable replacement part. No waiting in queue, nice midwest accents, totally rocking support.

      Only problem is they have a lower grade support for almost everybody. Lower grade is something villanous, it is an experiment to find out just how far people can be pushed before they start mailing pipe bombs, and living in Montanna.

      I was totally naieve when I recommended them a few years ago to some friends. Bad Idea. New advice to EVERYONE (and yea it's a bit lame) always call the support line of ANY product before you buy it (and ever suspect that you would need to call). I got some weird ass looks from the cell phone people when I asked for it. The worst part was that If they didnt pick up in three minutes I would back out of the sale.

      Really if you think it's important start doing it, WHEN customers are there.. Change the culture of support, if you make it a purchase decision it will matter. If you hear a totally uninteligible voice on the other side, boom no sale.

      Four hours on the phone being cranky isnt worth saving $20.. unless your living in the third world.

      Storm

    15. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Tim+Browse · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive). This even happens on corporate accounts - the field techs at work have been known to spend 4 hours on the phone going through dell's script.

      Yes, Dell support sucks. I got my Dad a Dell PC, and the CD burner didn't work properly - it was intermittent when burning CD-RWs - sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. Seemed pretty obvious to me that the drive was screwed in a hardware type way, esp. as sometimes the burn would 'succeed', but the disc would be blank (using media from the same batch).

      Anyway, rule #1 with Dell support - you do NOT have an intermittent problem. It goes wrong all the time, every time, ok? If you have to lie, then lie. Otherwise as soon as it works, they say "Oh, it's working now, sir - bye!"

      Then I tried CD-Rs - XP cd burning failed every time. I call back, and get passed from pillar to post - they kept wanting me to reinstall the POS burner software they ship out with the system, I keep insisting on keeping it simple and using XP's built-in burning software. They bitch about this because they are not 'trained' to use XP burning software. WTF? You put a blank CD in, open the CD drive, drag some files on, click 'Write to CD'. How much training do you need?

      Also one of the guys I talk to tries to tell me that they don't test the drives with XP burning. I point out that it should still work, no? He says they don't test it, and tries to wriggle out of helping me. I ask him if Dell has sold me a burner that doesn't work with XP. "XP is made by Microsoft, not us, and we don't test the XP burning software." So I reply, "So you're telling me that you've sold me a PC with a CD burner that you know doesn't work with XP? Your product doesn't actually work? Isn't that illegal? You've even put one of those 'Designed for Windows XP' stickers on the box and everything." Not surprisingly, he backs down.

      Eventually they say it's a software problem, so I'll have to pay for a software call to resolve it. This pisses me off no end, but I confirm that if it turns out to be a hardware problem, then I won't get charged. They try to convince me that it's not a hardware problem because the Dell diags program tests the burner drive and reports success (despite it stating that it does no burning testing).

      So anyway, I call the software team and explain the situation. I am told that it can't be a problem with the hardware because otherwise I wouldn't even be able to read normal CD-ROMs, which I can. I query this in-depth analysis, but they are adamant. Riiiight.

      Anyway, surprise - the software team fail to get it working. They tell me to reinstall XP. I hadn't realised that people still do this. I tell them this is a pretty unreasonable thing to ask me to do, but the guy says it should only take an hour and a half to reinstall XP and set up all my apps and data again. Sure.

      So in frustration I install XP on a scratch hard-drive. Hey guess what, CD burning still fails every time on CD-Rs.

      I call the hardware group back, they grudgingly admit my initial diagnosis of hw failure might be correct, and arrange for an engineer to visit the next to day to replace the drive.

      He arrives, changes drive, new drive works perfectly.

      Total time on phone - about 5 hours, talking to about 8 different people.

      For a duff optical drive. Hardly rocket science.

      Before anyone replies with "Dell aren't a service company", well, they sure charged me for the next-day on-site service contract.

      And before you tell me I'm a mug for paying for that, I live about 120 miles from my parents, and the alternative is to ship the PC back to base, where Dell could sit on it for 6 weeks. My Dad cannot afford to have no PC for 6 weeks.

      In summary, I have the service agreement so if they need to repair it, they will come to my Dad, and

    16. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're wrong then Dell has just spent the money to ship you a costly part, then they have to ship another replacement part, the cost to ship the parts back, as well as the time to do the troubleshooting over the phone to find out what the real problem is. Not to mention the ability to get it there in four hours(which is the really costly part).

      As a support tech, I've grown wary of anyone who immediately thinks s/he knows the solution.

      How much is "Tech Support" paid per hour? How much is the person being *cough* helped *cough* being paid by their employer to talk to the tech support guy for four hours?

      Now how does that compare to the cost of just sending the customer what they already know they need when they need it?

      The script treatment is somewhat insulting to people who do know the difference between a hard drive problem and a burned out monitor, and asking questions such as "What kind of anti-virus program are you using?" are really annoying when you've already told them you're getting a drive read error at the BIOS level.

      Sadly I do agree that there are some people with more hubris than knowledge. Perhaps what we need to focus on is a fast acting litmus test to separate those customers who have a clue from those who don't?

    17. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by eander315 · · Score: 1
      Dell, on the other hand, makes people jump through hoops when they call in with a problem (like a dead hard drive). This even happens on corporate accounts - the field techs at work have been known to spend 4 hours on the phone going through dell's script."

      This is completely untrue. If you suspect the drive is bad on anything this side of a GX1 (PII machine), press CTRL-ALT-D and wait for the drive test to run. It will usually come back with an error code you can call in. If not, the techs will accept test results from 3rd party applications like Ontrack. Most of my calls to Dell last 10 minutes (including hold time and menu navigation). And yes, that is regular, non-premium Dell support.

      HP, on the other hand, is a bit different. They read several pages of junk from their screen before they accept that your drive may be bad. It doesn't help that there is also a language barrier when talking to someone to whom Enlgish is not their native language.

      As for Speakeasy, I agree entirely. Their techs are outstanding in both technical proficiency and patience/attitude toward the end user. It probably helps that a large percentage of their users are techs themselves, but they still stand out.

    18. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Intelligent customers are a godsend, but few and far between.
      True. Then why try to drive them away?

      Would you pay an extra $10 per month to have an express line to a level two engineer and bypass all the stupid questions?
      Translation: Would you pay an extra $10 per month to be a godsend?

      Methinks the problem is that the script becomes an end in itself rather than a means to the end.

    19. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by ApewithGun · · Score: 1

      I work for a fairly large institution that has settled on Dell as our supplier.

      Supposed to have 3 year on-site warranty.

      I constantly run into the same problem as this poster. Jump through this hoop....this was never meant to work with that software....our built-in testing software shows that the device is working...reinstall the OS and your broken CD drive tray will now open...really stupid, evasive, let me get you off the phone type answers.

      Unless you want to spend four hours talking tech support, the solution that we have found is to short out the suspected bad part so that it is dead, dead, dead before calling tech support.

      Makes for less wasted time.

    20. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have bought your Dad a USB burner, and he could have installed it himself. $50 component vs 5 hours of phone time - this is why I never bother with stuff like warranties.

    21. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Actually, my experience with Dell was completely different. I had just finished removing Linux from my dual-boot Windows XP/Linux box, because I had got a new dedicated linux box and I needed the hard drive space. To make a long story short, I had tried everything, and Windows was refusing to boot. I had run fixmbr, and done everything else I could find on the subject. Still nothing. In the mean time, I had rigged up a GRUB bootdisk that would make Windows XP boot, but it was a real inconvenience. Also, for some reason, I couldn't even get the Windows XP CD to boot to a recovery console. So, I finally called the dreaded tech support. After giving them the story, and what I had done, the guy managed to dig up some obscure combination of keys that had to be pressed in the BIOS setup screen. Cleared the problem right up, and no data was lost. I think it just matters who you get.

    22. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      You could have bought your Dad a USB burner, and he could have installed it himself

      I wouldn't be too sure about that last part.

    23. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by bedessen · · Score: 1

      That sounds like an unfortunate amount of time to spend on the phone with tech support, and I'm sorry you had to go through it. But I think this is a perfect time to point out that you can avoid much of that hassle.

      If you know what you're doing then you have already diagnosed the problem and know that using Nero vs. XP's burn software shouldn't make a difference, and that reinstalling is a complete cop-out that changes nothing. So just lie.

      "Yes, I'm using [whatever software they support]."

      "No, of course I would never think of using any software except [whatever they support]."

      "Why yes, I just reinstalled the system from your CD the other day."

      Just follow their script, and whenever they suggest something brain-dead, tell them you've done it. As they go through their little script they will eventually get to a point where they have to either punt or hand you off to someone with a clue. It's all a matter of just knowing what their bosses expect of them, which is for them to follow their little scripts and try every conceivable weasel excuse for not actually doing anything to support you. Just play along...

    24. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by jizmonkey · · Score: 1
      That sounds like an unfortunate amount of time to spend on the phone with tech support, and I'm sorry you had to go through it. But I think this is a perfect time to point out that you can avoid much of that hassle.

      If you know what you're doing then you have already diagnosed the problem and know that using Nero vs. XP's burn software shouldn't make a difference, and that reinstalling is a complete cop-out that changes nothing. So just lie.

      I share your pain. The most irritating experience I can remember is using a $700/hr commercial database with Firefox, getting a server time-out on a particularly complicated query, and being told by the tech support chimp that the problem is that I wasn't using Internet Explorer.

      That said, I briefly worked in network support at a university famous for its engineering program. What you describe is what we called "the savvy user problem."

      We obviously didn't have a script (we're not idiots -- most of us were engineering students moonlighting for a little extra money or free in-room internet), but we did suggest people do things that "shouldn't" make a difference. For example, one of the first things we would do is we would tell people to take their patch cord, remove it, and plug it in the other way. The reason is that the cable might be loose, and if we just told them to "reseat the cable" the know-it-all would just look at it or give it a little poke and say it's fine.

      When people would lie and say that they do what we're telling them, it wastes our time when we have to come out for simple problems. There's no reason for us to have to come out unless the jack in the wall has gone bad (which actually happens more than you would think with students plugging and unplugging their equipment over and over).

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    25. Re:good question ... speakeasy good, dell bad by bedessen · · Score: 1

      That's a good point as well. Only use this method if you're confident that you know what you're doing and that you've actually fully troubleshot (-shooted?) the problem yourself. I.e. you know it's bad hardware or whatever.

  12. "done the same way for the last 40 years.." ?!?!? by sakusha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are kidding, right? Service is getting to the point where all they say is "throw it away and get a new one."
    In the early days of microcomputers, we used to do component level repair, for example, diagnosing and replacing individual memory chips, or replacing individual chips on disk drive controllers. It's been many years since that was discontinued in favor of swapping out whole circuit boards. And now that is becoming rare, it's rarely cost effective to replace boards, now the techs just tell you to throw the whole unit away and get a new one.
    This is a major problem, the IT industry is not manufacturing technology products, they are manufacturing garbage heaps full of unrepairable electronic junk. I would rather buy repairable products that have a longer life, than to pay less for disposable junk.

  13. be able to tune to the pace of the called by hector_uk · · Score: 1

    being an apple certified technician when i call applecare or dell support for a friend to get them to send a replacement part or have them fix a hardware issue that i cant do without buying parts when it's under warranty i dont want them to treat me like an average joe idiot especially when i'm probably more qualified than they are and just want the thing sent off, the same applies to if my friends mother calls them and they should not jargon them to death, support techs need to tune to the ability of the caller and treat them as such.

    1. Re:be able to tune to the pace of the called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This why tech support will never be 'good enough'. There are those out there that think they are 'above' the joe idiot.

      Hey I *AM* pretty good at this (I am the one my tech support comes to for answers they can not answer them). Even then I make stupid mistakes. I do it all the time. Sometimes I need someone to tell me to 'check the plug'. I treat the person on the other end of the line like a human and you know I tend to have good tech support. I treat them like I am a god its funny how beligerant they can become.

      On the other hand I have over the years had some real monster pricks on the other end of the line. They do not want to help me. 'What do you mean it is going to take 16 hours to defragment my hard drive? (*cough* *norton* *cough*)' 'What do you mean you do not know how to configure my computer, can you find someone who can? (*cough* *dell* *cough*)' Usually by the time I am asking those questions I am 2-3 hours into a tech call and am NOT happy.

      For example sony used to have excelent tech support. You would call them and it would route you to the previous person you were talking to AND would ask you if it is the same problem. These days you are lucky if they have a passable english accent.

      In reality, tech support is a cost center. It costs money and time to do tech support. So it is not surprising companies are farming it out. However it really makes me think twice. For example my company is giving us a 750 dollar discount off a laptop. Thats a pretty good deal. For me though I have a problem, it is from Dell. Their corp tech support is fair. Their home tech support is complete crap. 2 bad tech calls in the past 10 years has really made me stop and think twice about buying from them. JUST because it is a Dell.

    2. Re:be able to tune to the pace of the called by rich_r · · Score: 1

      If you talk like you type, that's because they can't get a word in edgeways ;)

    3. Re:be able to tune to the pace of the called by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      *phews!*

      big lungs = big mouth.

      Cut your sentences down to short and to the point, only THEN you will get results.

      I've cut dell support techs off at their knees say ingthat i'm their system tech and have done this, this and this. So guess what? I need this part and that part. Clear cut and concise. The indian/paki has to scramble thru 20 pages of scripting to get the order parts page and then calls his shift super over to authorize it.. 5 mins later the part is en route.

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    4. Re:be able to tune to the pace of the called by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Holy cow. You're an Apple certified tech?

      Did you miss the day where they showed where the shift key and the period was? Or is that advanced training?

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  14. There are some weird expectations out there. by baryon351 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen some bad customer service, but I've also seen some shocking customer expectations. A friend works at Apple, and one of his headbutt-the-desk moments that come up all too often is when a customer phones complaining that a new model is out, and their 3 month old powerbook/ibook/whatever is now out of date... and will he give them a refund or a replacement unit.

    Having also worked on an ISP helpdesk, some of the customer expectations there are equally insane. One business had thousands of business cards, letterheads and other stationary printed with their email address listed as "http://www.businessname.com/". Who did they immediately phone? us - demanding that when someone sends email to "http://www.businessname.com/" that it get to them.

    Pity their hosting wasn't with us, even if their net service was.

    The technically clueless just want someone to blame if something doesn't work to their satisfaction - and that's entirely fair - however when they come on all insistent that their problems can be fixed by places they can't, or they don't realise their expectations are entirely unrealistic it's when service providers just turn off and want to go "piss off, idiot"

    1. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you are part of the problem described.

      What happens is customer service is about servicing the customer. About performing work for them in exchange for the pay they give you for that service. It's people who understand that that I will go back to time and time again.

      Instead of giving excuses on why you shouldn't replace something or why you won't do something for them think next time about putting your brain to work. ask "How can I fix this persons problem". then go do it.

      You will find you have a customer returning next time.

    2. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the comment? Customers want unrealistic things. It is impossible for someone to email a website URL for instance. It is also completely unresaonable to expect a company to exchange a 3-4 month old unit for one that just shipped.

      Where do you get off telling the GP he is part of the problem? It's like bitching at your electrician because you have to actually plug devices in to power sockets instead of having power delivered wirelessly or wanting the car dealership to trade in your 2004 chevy for a 2005 which just came out.

      The problem is uninformed customers expecting the moon.

    3. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by hector_uk · · Score: 1

      "Instead of giving excuses on why you shouldn't replace something or why you won't do something for them think next time about putting your brain to work. ask "How can I fix this persons problem". then go do it. You will find you have a customer returning next time." i'm sorry if i'm not able to bring a burnt out part from thew dead but sometimes you have to request apple replace the part no way around it, for most problems i fix it myself, even if it's a small hardware problem like an ibooks hinge making the screen cut out when you open and close it which can be easily fixed by relaying the cable in the grove in the correct way, also i have noticed that even what may look like a major hardware problem can be fixed by opening it up and screwing in loose screws, i have never seen an ibook/powerbook without a couple of screws not put in properly. what i hate is support techs that give you the run around when you know exactly what the problem is and have told them the evidence of that problem, eg: me: hi i have an ibook with a dead logic board here it experiences video artifacts and sometimes dose not boot, i belive it is covered under the extended logic board program, i have run all diagnostics and the logic board is bad tech dude: ok, i'm going to have to charge you £45 to give you technical support me: no i dont want support i know exactly what the problem is i need you to pick up this ibook which is clearly under the logic board replacement program. tech dude: err, ok. i'll have to have you confirm it is the issue that is covered by the program. me: i have removed all non essential hardware and booted off a different drive and the problem persists, i have also rest the pram and tryed with a known good stick of ram. tech dude: ok, can you reboot your ibook and hold down the command option P and R keys. me: i just told you i already reset the pram, it had no effect to the problem tech dude: i need you to perform what i told you before i can escalate the problem me: but i already did, i just told you tech dude: oh me: can you please schedule a pick up? tech dude: i need you to remove all third party ram and external devices. me: as i said before i already did that and the problem persists, i'm an apple certified technician i know how to identify an issue tech dude: ok, i'll schedule a pickup they just follow monolithic flow charts, they need different charts for people of different ability.

    4. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by fermion · · Score: 1
      This was kind of what I was thinking, but from a different point of view. To me customer satisfaction is due in a large part to gentle customer management. For instance, customers will request outlandish things, and in my experience, the best satifaction come when the response is not explaining what can't happen, but what can. For instance, if a customer wants a part, and i can't supply the part at a good price, it is a good idea to see if an equal part available. Or if I call SBC for DSL and ask why after two months it has not been installed, telling me the scheduling software is broken is not good customer service. I did not ask if the software worked, I asked when it would be installed.

      Another part of managing customers is making sure they understand what they are buying. Many problems start with marketing lying to the customer. For instance, Apple now has problem becuase they are warrenting from some fictitious ship date instead of customer purchase. The PC manufacturers sell cheap computers yet promist the world. Of course the customers are upset. ISP and modem manufacturers promise high speed that does not exist.

      On a good example are some iindustrial parts, for example pumps. They are expensive and wear out. That is told up front. One can rent them or pay a yearly serivce contract. Replacement parts are periodically shipped quickly and without questions, irregardless of the condition of the original unit.

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    5. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, for the love of god, don't use "irregardless" ever again, it means "not regardless" which is a double negative. The proper useage is simply "regardless" in your case.

      Thank you.

    6. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      christ you're a prat

    7. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      irregardless |?iri?gärdlis|
      adjective & adverb informal - regardless.

    8. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      The dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive. Never refer to it to bolster your side of a debate, as what it is describing may be improper albeit common usage. Most dictionaries will let you know that this is the case by tagging the entry with a disclaimer, such as "colloquial," "Americanism," or..."informal."

    9. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      GP is again correct and you are completely wrong. Please see this note about how it is a blend of "irrespective" and "regardless" and is non-standard, blunderous speech.

      Why do you bother posting at all here?

    10. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As blunderous as it may be, it still means the same as "regardless". Perhaps it shouldn't be used, perhaps it's clumsy language but it does not and never has meant "not regardless". Even the note you linked to claims it means "regardless". Twice.

      If you want to tell someone they are completely wrong it doesn't make sense to send them a link that backs up their position 100%.

    11. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Backs up their position 100% huh?

      From the link (emphasis mine):
      Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing.

      Also (emphasis mine):
      it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term

      Also:
      it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so

      Yeah, they're vindicated all right.

      As for not meaning "not regardless", again, you are wrong. As shown from the second excerpt the negative ir- prefix means "not", therefore irregardless means "not regardless" in the same fashion that irrespective means "not respective". The writers intention is opposite of what they are writing because they are combining negative prefixes and suffixes on the same word, that is why this is considered a blunder.

      Do not post about things you know nothing about.

    12. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, from your link.

      irregardless (?r'?-gärd'l?s) adv. Nonstandard.
      Regardless.

      irregardless
      [non-standard] regardless

      The adverb irregardless has one meaning:
      Meaning #1: (informal) regardless; a combination of irrespective and regardless sometimes used humorously

      Has one meaning. "Regardless". You can try to push it around with your own emphasis any way you like, but the word has one meaning. "Regardless". It may be improper, it may be humorous, it may be informal and non standard, but as your link says

      "The adverb irregardless has one meaning: regardless"

    13. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      That is what people mean when they improperly use the word. The word itself means "not regardless".

      If you think any differently then you need to learn a few things about how languages work.

    14. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you are clearly lost when it comes to language. It means what it means when people use it.

      If you disagree, you'd better go campaign against all the other double negative words that mean only a single negative. go on. off you go, otherwise you're admitting to your hypocrisy.

    15. Re:There are some weird expectations out there. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Name one other than "irregardless".

  15. Personal Experience by epiphani · · Score: 2, Informative
    Netapp. They have excellent customer service, and they cover what I want in service quite well.

    There are three basic lines of support, which I appreciate - and a methodology that is very important.

    • Online Documentation and forums. You can find information, HOWTOs, simular problems, best practices, example deployments, in depth technical details into how things work under the hood. This is an invaluble resource - I want to find and learn it myself, not depend on telephone technicians.
    • Application (or in this case, appliance) phone home and two or four hour onsite support. I prefer to find out that I had a hardware failure when I wake up in the morning to find a set of emails - one from the appliance, one from the vendor, one from the datacenter, and one from the tech - that my problem has been fixed.
    • Competant telephone support. If they cant answer my question on the phone, they'll escalate. If they cant cant resolve my problem, they'll escalate. I'll get an accual engineer on the phone if my problem is big enough.
    • Willing to take responsibility. If its broken, and I didnt break it, then its the vendors' problem. We had a problem a few weeks ago with one of our Filers, and after two failed attempts to fix the problem they accually flew a tech to our office and told him he wasnt leaving until it was properly fixed according to our schedule (as it was a production filer). And he was there for two weeks.


    Go the extra mile. Thats what I look for in support and customer service.
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    1. Re:Personal Experience by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1
      You have obviously never encountered the "Fast WACK", the fsck-equivalent for NetApp that their sales organization swears does not exist, and their support organization has never heard of.

      NetApp are a bunch of chronic liars, and no amount of support can cover up that problem.

  16. Ask your customers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what they actually want instead of guessing or asking people who don't do busines with you (/.).

  17. Insource Call Centers by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Trying to purchase some Dell notebooks this week was an excrutiating excercise. The online credit application initially rejected me and gave me a number to call. The person I spoke to was very polite but had absolutely no authority/ability to assist me in getting my credit line established or switching my order to use a credit card instead of the credit line. The order ended up getting cancelled, and the two notebooks I selected from the Dell Outlet site ended up going to somebody else by the time I ended my fruitless 2 hours on the phone. The problem isn't so much that the call centers are offshored, it's that the staff are not provided with any meaningful mechanisms to address customer concerns. They seem to have a list of things that they are expected to respond to and responses they are allowed to give. There is no "go-to" person that you can speak to that can make decisions or provide intervention if the system behaves unexpectedly. Since the call center is located on the other side of the globe from where the orders are managed and shipped, the call center staff is pretty much powerless to act on a customer's behalf.

    A remote call center is fine to talk Joe Average in figuring out why their AOL connection isn't working as expected. But when it comes to making a purchase and spending money, I want to speak to somebody who can take action on my behalf. Having my order cancelled and then getting thanked for choosing Dell does not constitute adequate customer service.

    1. Re:Insource Call Centers by Nevo · · Score: 1
      The problem isn't so much that the call centers are offshored, it's that the staff are not provided with any meaningful mechanisms to address customer concerns. They seem to have a list of things that they are expected to respond to and responses they are allowed to give.

      It's more fundamental than that. The culture in India is one of extreme politeness, but self-directed thinking just isn't a part of their culture. They know how to follow instructions. As a culture, they don't know how to think and act idependently of an authority giving them approval. Thus, they can read from the scripts and be unfailingly polite, but often can be of no use at all.

    2. Re:Insource Call Centers by Carcass666 · · Score: 1

      It's more fundamental than that. The culture in India is one of extreme politeness, but self-directed thinking just isn't a part of their culture.

      I have never been to India, but that seems a little harsh. There are a lot of examples of very creative art and literature from pre-colonial India, and plenty of cinema now.

      I imagine that employees of call centers are encouraged less to solve problems than to contribute to metrics of "customer satisfaction" so that the call center can keep its contract. I'm sure this has to frustate the call center workers as much as the customers.

    3. Re:Insource Call Centers by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      The word in the call centers is that the culture in the U.S. is to condescend until you're back in your comfort zone.

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    4. Re:Insource Call Centers by daoine_sidhe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      -A remote call center is fine to talk Joe Average in figuring out why their AOL connection isn't working as expected.-

      I would disagree with this, and for a very good reason. I work for a very small (read: Boss, Me, New Guy) general PC Repair/System Builder type store (you know the type). For the last six years the company has had 25-35% growth every year, precisely because people don't want to call India to find out why their AOL connection isn't working. They call us. These are the same people that seem to be dropping their Dell's after the second HDD, Mobo, etc. failure to buy one of our (higher priced) systems. Granted, I'm absolutely positive we're not making a single noticeable dent in Dell's sales, but on the other hand, that almost non-existant dent in their sales translates to outstanding growth for a business our size. So keep up with that outstanding customer support big guys! Daddy needs a fat christmas bonus check...

  18. Depends by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A lot of companies treat their customer service as a "bag on the side" rather than as an integral part of the business. As a consequence, the reps aren't empowered to do anything to improve the customer relationship (for example, fixing accounting errors or offering complimentary goodies). Instead, they're held accountable for keeping the costs down by ending calls as soon as possible, by any means necessary.

    Worse, I've been at a lot of clients where customer satisfaction is not systematically measured, where there's no incentive for reps to do the right thing, and where there's no awareness that future sales depend on the company's reputation for service as much as on the product itself. This includes some well-known companies where you'd think they'd know better.

    The FPP anecdote about Apple is a great example of how great products aren't the end of the experience for customers. The other side of the coin is the somewhat pricey ISP I use. If cost and connectivity were the only drivers, I'd dump them in a heartbeat since broadband is a commodity product. But their tech support and customer service are much better than the (admittedly lousy) average, so I keep on paying the premium.

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    1. Re:Depends by Jarnis · · Score: 1

      ""they're held accountable for keeping the costs down by ending calls as soon as possible, by any means necessary. ""

      This 'method' of saving costs is the easy way to ensure the customer support is total CRAP.

      No sane person with any knowledge of the product/service/area of expertise will stick around in a workplace where short call > resolved call. All you get is drones that do their damnest to end calls and/or bounce them around so their 'minutes per call' is kept low and they seem 'l33t support techs' to the PHB's as they can 'resolve the calls so quickly'.

      I actually worked in such a hellhole for a few weeks way back (phone support for PCs and stuff), and the job relationship was toast about two weeks in when I was reprimanded for actually doing my job (spending bit over an hour on the phone resolving some poor sap's problem with his PC)

      I said straight up there that their policies were insane, and that I would continue to do the job the customers expected (resolve their issues) without watching a stopwatch. I was fired a week later for 'being uncooperative', and I was happy they did it. And lookie, less than 6 months later the shithole company was bought out by a bigger company for cheap as it was almost bankrupt anyway.

      Reason why short call > resolved call? The stupid company had made a deal with the PC manufacturer on the NUMBER OF CALLS ANSWERED. Which is the most braindead metric you can use for outsourced tech support. So the company would get more money if every support person would randomly hang up the calls and/or ask the customer to call back later, but if they'd actually take the time and resolve the issue, that would actually result in less funds to the people paying the paychecks of the support techs.

      Insane.

    2. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could care less about the support if it's a quality product. In the case of the ISP. I want an ISP that never goes down. If they do and I have to call them, I don't want them to be pleasant. I want them to be useful. If I can call them and they say "OMGZ, the server is down. we'll get it up in 10mins." I'm happy.

    3. Re:Depends by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      I know your pain. I've worked at an ISP helpdesk for almost a year, and my average time per call was consistently a minute over the target average, often spending up to half an hour with a single customer.
      What many of my coworkers would do was listen to the caller explaining their problem, then offering one thing they could try and told them to "just call back if it still doesn't work" (which of course it usually didn't, making the customer wait another 10 minutes in the queue). I never hung up until the problem was solved.
      Never got reprimanded for it though, because the boss knew I at least did my job well.

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      ...or so I've been told.
  19. Book: Cutstomer Satisfaction is Worthless... by ChrisBrown1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would highly recommend the book: "Customer Satisfaction Is Worthless, Customer Loyalty Is Priceless : How to Make Customers Love You, Keep Them Coming Back and Tell Everyone They Know".

    This is required reading at my company. The book has a lot of self-hype, the author can't seem to grasp the concept of ordinal numbers, and is a bit condenscending, but if you get past that it has a LOT of REALLY EXCELLENT customer service advice for all businesses.

    1. Re:Book: Cutstomer Satisfaction is Worthless... by ChrisBrown1 · · Score: 1

      I ought to mention the main theme of the book... Going to a business and having them do what you wanted them to do, the first time, just as you wanted them to, and leaving thinking they took care of you well, is NOT what you want your customer to do. You want them to leave saying

      HOLY COW! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! THAT WAS *AWESOME*!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL BOB ABOUT THIS! HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME!

      That's what this book is about, building a customer base that wouldn't even think about going anywhere else, nor allow their family, friends, neighbors, or strangers on the street, going anywhere else. How to build customers that spend their own time being your salesforce.

    2. Re:Book: Cutstomer Satisfaction is Worthless... by Mister+Attack · · Score: 1
      HOLY COW! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! THAT WAS *AWESOME*!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL BOB ABOUT THIS! HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME!


      That sort of customer service experience is rare, to be sure, but let me tell you a little story about a company called Quantum Design. Now, Quantum Design is a small operation out of San Diego, and you've probably never heard of them. They make some very nice tools for physics and chemistry -- the Magnetic Property Measurement System, for example, combines a fantastically sensitive magnetometer with a superconducting magnet and a variable-temperature sample chamber. Slick, slick stuff.

      Anyway, we have an MPMS on campus, and a PPMS (Physical Property Measurement System -- another cryostat with a big honking magnet and options to measure things like resistivity and heat capacity all the way from ~1.7 Kelvin to 400 K and up) in our lab. One day I was cooling a chip with some magnetic wires to ~10 K to make some measurements -- but the fridge wouldn't cool past 100! This is a problem. I called Quantum Design's tech support guys, and within a few hours they had walked me through some diagnostics and determined that the low-temperature thermometry was flaky. He gave us the option of sending the sample chamber to QD for them to repair, or having QD send us a new sample chamber and sending them the old one back. Well, I talked to my boss, who decided to just have them send the new sample chamber along and got the quote. The service guy said they could probably ship it out in a couple days; I asked if they could do it faster, because we need the fridge to work. Within 20 minutes he called me back and said they would ship it that afternoon. The next morning, by 10:00, the FedEx guy was there with our new hardware and instructions for the replacement procedure!

      The total time from when the thermometer broke to when we had the new one installed and tested was less than 24 hours. And they gave us the shipping for free. That's what I call some service!

  20. Don't just limit yourself to examples from IT by Original+Buddha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at the world around you and recall the times you felt you received good service. Doesn't matter if it was from a waitress or a plumber. The first thing that I recall with good service is the persons willingness to step up to the plate and take ownership of you and your problem and following through on doing their best to find a resolution. Even if it's not fixed the first time you know they're doing everything in their power to get it done.

  21. Here's the answer by blair1q · · Score: 1


    Excellent tech = me.

    Average tech = you.

    Lousy tech = the one who still does that for a living.

  22. Great Service Story: Staples by rkcallaghan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On Thursday this week, I went in to a local Staples store, found a desk and a chair that I liked. I went ahead and ordered it.

    A nice man helped me get it all set up for delivery, and gave me the information on some people that can assemble it for me. Wonderful. He says they can email me a delivery time estimate, and that he knows personally they don't sell it or anything like that, so no spam even from them. Very cool.

    Yesterday I get a call on my cell, its the delivery guy at my apartment and the managers office won't take delivery or let him in (even at my request) to drop off my stuff. The delivery guy is very friendly, especially considering he's gonna have to come back. He gives me the number I can call to reschedule.

    I'm dreading this call. Ohhhhh gawd I think, I'm gonna have to talk to some phone jockey retard who couldn't care less about helping me. So I call. It asks me if I want English or Spanish. BEEP! For a moment, I start to groan to myself as the customer service hoop jumping is about to begin. Wait? What's this? Hello? Holy smokes! A live person, right away! He's friendly and asks me for my name and whats wrong before my order number. He tells me he's going to have to get someone from another department. My stomach sinks again, oh junk, here we go, its the run around. I get about a minute of hold music, and then, woah wait a minute, its the same guy! He's doing a warm/live transfer, and the new guy already has all my info and knows my situation! WOW!

    The new guy is friendly too, he gets me set up for a new delivery time, and we part ways.

    What's the moral of this story? I mean you'd think it sounded pretty plain. These days, it doesn't. I've come to expect to be punted, lied to, have to jump through 3 dozen hoops until I yell at a manager, just to get the simplest requests past the call center guys that are paid to reduce the amount of customers that want stuff that costs the company more money. Treat me right, give me a little customer service with no bullshit, don't get in arguements with me over who's fault it was I didn't get the email, answer the phone when I call, don't cold dump/punt me, and I am now a Staples customer for life (or at least until they go down the shitty customer service is cheaper route).

    ~Rebecca

    1. Re:Great Service Story: Staples by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      I think the live transfer is the mark of a higher standard in technical support. I had a similar experience with Apple and was shocked at how polite and personable they were over the phone. The live transfer to another tech was also something I hadn't seen before then and it made a world of difference in terms of my perception. I didn't have to repeat myself and the new tech was already up to speed as if I had just talked to him myself! Not only that, you just get warm fuzzies with live transfers. Good stuff.

    2. Re:Great Service Story: Staples by troll · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the good report! It boils down to the Golden Rule.

      If companies used some of their advertising budget for customer support, they'd probably get more new business by word-of-mouth than billboards, TV, or radio.

      There must be a comprehensive customer support package for call centers out there, preferably Open Source :)

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    3. Re:Great Service Story: Staples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I had a very interesting converstaion in a Staples.
      Their policy is very simple and clear, give the customer a new one immediately, no questions asked, no worries. I got talking to a sales guy about whether an LCD screen could be exchanged if it developed pad pixel spots. He told me straight, our policy is you get a new one, whatever the problem, even if the packaging is damaged, even if its not clear whether misuse is a factor. He explained... we sell a lot of CHEAP SHIT here, some of it is end of line, some of it are generic OEM and unbranded materials, we EXPECT things to go wrong and we EXPECT a percentage of customers to come back for exchanges. By treading this road Staples seem to keep a clean image. Everybody knows that stuff you get from staples is likely second qulaity or mildly substandard, but you also know that you basically get an INSURED product useage for a year so long as you keep a recipt.
      Fortunately I always keep recipts and live within a mile of the store. I think its interesting that their policy basically admits they sell potentially dodgy stuff and has remedey built in the ground up.

    4. Re:Great Service Story: Staples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your list of "these days expectations", you forgot to mention speaking to someone named "Bob" with an Indian accent reading from a script.

  23. No matter what you can do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's always the same. You can find all the guidelines needed to do an excellent job. But if you lack good attitude toward service, the customer will be always doomed. Sometimes is the low level of your will to help people, sometimes is the customer who knows nothing about the problem. Other fact is that the internal politics of a company are too restrictive when a customer rep tries to help. Even when he/she does the best, if the internal politics book says no, is no. So, there's no perfect support with added value, and if so, there's a charge for it, and at the end, it will taste as plain normal support.

  24. Horror stories and one good one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, wish I had better news...

    Mac/PC Mall shipped me a CD-RW drive that not only wasn't "new" as advertised/ordered, but was missing items from the box and *broken*! Rather than ship me out a replacement and a return label I was *told* how I was going to ship the broken device back for a refund, but they had the right to refuse a refund if the box was missing any items! Given that part of the reason for returning the drive was, um, missing items, I called BS.. Over the course of 2 days I was hung up on TWICE and was lectured on how I was being offered a solution, but obviously didn't want to do it. All I wanted was a new working drive, um, like I *PAID* for!

    The 2nd recent disaster was an order for some wifi equipment for a client. Their credit card was declined, there were phone calls back and forth between the client and the vendor, then the order was canceled. My calls however were never returned! Que vender rep complaining to me about how his calls were never returned! Heh. Pot, kettle, kettle, pot...

    My only recent, and ongoing good cust. service experience is/was with a local PakMail franchise.. Damn, they're great.. If you drop off items needing to be packed and shipped, they go the extra mile to be sure things are packed properly. (as you would expect!) Compare that to other shippers where your items may be tossed into an empty box and taped and shipped w/o bubble wrap, foam, peanuts, etc... (yeah, I've had that happen!)

    Wish I had better news.. It's bad out there these days..

    People suck..

    later all.

  25. Sorta like medicine? by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't want to make a straight comparison between someone who fixes technology and someone who heals people, but I think medical professionals and IT/computer professionals can be evaluated by some of the same basic questions:

    1. Is the problem resolved?
    2. Was the resolution as efficient as possible?
    3. Will the fix make it harder to help the person/fix the device in the future? (You want a 'no' on that one :-))
    4. Did the fix put the person/users of the technology through any unnecessary hardship? (Another 'no', hopefully.)

    Good support is like pornography; you know it when you see it, but it's hard to define.

    1. Re:Sorta like medicine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good support is like pornography

      You feel embarrased about asking for it in a shop

    2. Re:Sorta like medicine? by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      By leaving pornography for your customers? :3

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  26. Customer Service in the real world by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    There's not likely to be a useful comprehensive list of best practices because too many would be industry or company dependent making much of the list useless to others.

    There's an organization based on improving customer service, but you have to join to get access to most pf their material: http://www.socap.org/

    It took me years to figure out why my father came home in a bad mood every night from his TV repair shop. All the phone calls he receives were from people who were (1) angry because their TV was broken, (2) angry because their TV wasn't fixed yet, or (3) angry because their TV was fixed but cost so much. People call customer service because they're upset about something. Many will remain so regardless of how good the customer service is. Using them as a metric for satisfaction makes as little sense as letting the companies rate themselves.

    However, if people get good enough cusomer service to remember it long enough to want to tell others publically, then customer service awards sites like The WOW! Awards Website http://www.thewowawards.co.uk/ would at least provide a listing of companies that obtained enough good reports, and one would assume such awards would give the rationale for each case. Hardly comprehensive, but then it'd be simpler to read up on companies in a similar business than try to sort through a long list of variable applicability.

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  27. As someone in a "tech support" position ATM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tell my customer.. they called tech support... and if they want customer service... call the billing dept. If they want their problem fixed however.. stay on the line.

    1. Re:As someone in a "tech support" position ATM... by Yivit · · Score: 1

      That is the WRONG attitude to have, though. Even though you are tech support, you still have to perform some basic customer service functions. After all, a customer who gets the problem resolved but who was treated in a poor manner will leave for greener pastures just as fast, if not faster than, a customer who doesn't get the problem resolved. You also have to remember this customer has contacts who WILL be told about their horrible experience, and THOSE people have contacts, etc.
      (Yes, I come from a tech support background. I now do training for those tech support people, and we have an entire module devoted to customer service - how to do and NOT to do it and how to deal with people who probably were last talking to somone with your attitude and are now angry customers.)

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  28. Wrong approach by gunner800 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no master list of steps. It couldn't be flexible enough to allow excellence. Here's my vague, hand-wavy suggestions:

    1: Do a little more than the support contract says you have to. If it's a serious problem, call the customer a couple days after fixing it to see if it's still fixed.

    2: Have your support people educated. Flowcharts and checklists for solving common problems are fine, but don't let anybody answer your phone who doesn't understand the product.

    3: Don't use your support system as a sales channel. Solve the customer's problem without fobbing more product on them.

    4: Don't put a mediocre support person on first-tier phone support because it's "easier" than the levels for more complex problems. First tier interacts with almost everybody who calls in, it's an important job, get somebody good at it.

    5: If a support person in the field calls the home office, the office guy drops everything and deals with it. Make sure you support people know this is an option.

    6: If possible, have your field support people familiar not just with your products but with your customers' processes. This helps communication. It's a nice perk when your customers are rather homogenous, but probably doesn't matter for something like photocopier repairs.

    1. Re:Wrong approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is wrong with using the support system as a sales channel? Where I work, we solve the customer's problem first, and then always attemt an upsell/cross sell.

      This proves very successful and means we cannot afford not to outsource to India or the Philipines.

      You do not want the sales pitch to be too pushy, and if the customer doesn't want it, you just let it go. The important thing is to solve their problem first and you will win their business.

    2. Re:Wrong approach by jskiff · · Score: 1

      4: Don't put a mediocre support person on first-tier phone support because it's "easier" than the levels for more complex problems. First tier interacts with almost everybody who calls in, it's an important job, get somebody good at it.

      That's a tough one. From my experience, any one who is good at doing first level tech support will get bored with it so quickly that their initial enthusiasm will drop and you're left with someone about as effective as one who knows nothing about the problem.

      Good organizations bring people into support with a career path planned from day 1. If you're a phone monkey, but know that after a year you can move on to more advanced support, on-site, detailed troubleshooting, etc, it gives you something keep you motivated when the inevitable repeated questions and problems start to come in.

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    3. Re:Wrong approach by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

      "2: Have your support people educated."

      That's not cost effective.

  29. The best answer by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    The best answer is both simple and complex. As pointed out, better quality equipment would be very helpful, but alas, machines break, it is their nature.

    When they break, people are stressed, and quite often they will be trying to get services that they have not or are not really willing to pay for.

    Given that these seem universal truths when customer service is required, the best answer is a combination of all answers. Polite and helpful C/S agents who are both knowledgable and able to help customers no matter what the problem is. This ensures a respected and smooth experience.

    Second, the technology is now available to make the machines smart enough to know what went wrong, when it went wrong, and what should be done to fix it. (remembering the Load PC Load Letter scene from office space?) They are putting black box type equipment in cars now, so it shouldn't be so difficult to put similar equipment in other machines. Obviously a machine like a desktop PC that is overly customized is difficult to do this right now, but copiers etc. are of fixed function and should marry well to such technology.

    Additionally, there are nearly ubiquitous networks that are more than capable of carrying data to and from such equipment despite its location. I'm thinking of the 2-way paging networks. They have good in-building penetration and very large coverage footprints. While they only have about 6kbps bandwidth, this is more than enough for the copier in the break room to tell the service company that the toner is low, and that there have been three incidents of paper stuck in the mechanisms in the last 36 hours, indicating a need for the local tech rep to make a visit.

    If its not your copier, perhaps it is refrigeration units that no one pays attention to until the office gets hot... again, very cheap embedded processors coupled to the 2-way paging network will be more than enough bandwidth to allow the service company to keep tabs on the status and health of the equipment that they maintain for you, and give them the ability to call you before it breaks rather than try hard to show up quickly after there is a break down.

    Better customer service is about being smart, not simply about charging people for the work you do. Working smarter means making the technology work for you. Its not just about calling them before the equipment breaks (like the dentist will call you to remind you that your 6 month cleaning is due) but think of the value add that this gives your service organization. While you have a tech rep on the south side of the city for a service call, you can make the most of his time and your resources if you are able to schedule other non-failure work around travels that they have to make anyway, reducing wasted miles driven, reducing wasted man-hours, and generally making your service organization more efficient all around because you know what is coming, you know the health of the equipment that you are maintaining, and the relationship between expenditures and salaries etc. is a very real one, done in real time, and predictable over a longer period.

    To say that information is power is good, but not accurate, to say that what you do with information is power is closer to the truth. Having the information is the first step, doing the right thing with it will turn your service organization into a world class success.

    The answer to technology problems is often enough more technology and better use of it and the information that it can provide.

    At least that is my opinion.

  30. Most customers don't want to pay for a higher bar. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The higher bar for customer service is coming in once a day/week/month running maintenance to prevent problems occurring in the first place. The problem is they don't want to pay for us to come in everyday and check for any problems and fix them while they are small. If they do pay for the service it will not last long when they switch a CFO they will go why do we have a guy looking at the product it never breaks. Alternatively there is also a monthly service agreement where the company pays the service company so much per month and when there is a problem they are there in 1 hour 2 hour 20 minutes or whatever. And will fix the problem without having to pay for replacement parts. The problem is that the better service you want to more you need to pay for. If you want 20 minute service and the company is 15 minutes away you will need to pay a lot of money because when you call they will need to drop whatever they are doing even if it with an other customer to get to your location.

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  31. Great rebate service too by Original+Buddha · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the past I've avoided rebates like the plague. To the best of my knowledge Staples is the only company that has an option to submit your rebate online AND has a way to track the rebate even if you've mailed it in.

  32. customer satisfaction is satifsying the customer by yagu · · Score: 4, Informative

    So, this is something studied for years, and companies still don't get it? I guess especially in technical arenas I've seen they really don't, though I can't begin to imagine why not.

    It's really about satisfying the customer... treat 'em like they're people, don't lie to them, do any and everything you say you'll do, don't make promises you can't keep.

    My best experiences with any support be it on-line, by phone, or in person have little (if anything) to do with final resolution of the problem, but more to do with whether I was treated respectfully. Some of my best "support" experiences have come from people who clearly didn't know the answer to my problem, but knew steps to take to ensure my problem was addressed.

    Companies who drive support to "bottom line" criteria are missing the much bigger picture of what an unhappy customer base does to the bottom line. I go out of my way to stay loyal to businesses who care enough to have a relationship with me. On the other, for example, a bank whose exponential growth over the last 10 years has grown at the cost of their local flavor and service has lost me as a customer... I've moved all of my accounts from them to another friendlier local credit union.

    Not sure why this is such a hard problem for businesses to solve...

  33. Not in my case by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

    > That is: 'Something breaks, call the repair guy.'

    If someone's computer breaks, they usually end up calling me because I'm the "computer expert" who knows more than the store techs, and I work on the barter system. I'm talking neighbors, parents, cousins.

    Is that how it usually works anyway? Something breaks and they call the local computer geek in the neighborhood who'll fix it as long as a steady supply of Dr. Pepper is on hand?

  34. Re:Setting the Bar for Customer Service: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple Stores are hilarious, all right. You keep expecting to see a curtain somewhere, with a bunch of people attached to E-Meters behind it.

    The amazing thing is that Apple's customers just eat it up. Being processed like something out of a Huxley novel is just part of the "think different" experience.

  35. Consumer Reports by pHatidic · · Score: 1, Informative

    The most recent issue of Consumer Reports gave Apple by far the best scores in customer service for their computers. They got basically double the points of the next best company.

  36. More what? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Informative

    That is: 'Something breaks, call the repair guy.' But customers expect more...

    More what exactly? Psychic predictive repair? Technicians dressed as 1950's pop icons? Free balloons for the kids?

    Look, it's computer repair. You can talk about making computers more reliable or easier to use, but there's always going to be a need for the "call the repair guy" option. At that point, the customer just wants their computer fixed. Quickly and efficiently, and preferrably cheap or free.

    Yes, there are a lot of companies out there who are horrible at computer service, but there are also some good ones as well. The focus needs to be on improving that level of service, not redefining or creating new services.

  37. They want it FIXED. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    They want the broken item FIXED, and fixed QUICKLY. If that is done, then the customers will be happy.

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  38. The Best Article... by Tteddo · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a person who has been doing this awhile, the following link was the best article I have ever read on this subject: http://whatexit.org/tal/data/techjob.html/

  39. Ask them. by brinkzor · · Score: 1

    "But customers expect more, and they can't tell us what they expect" Have you tried asking some customers what they expect?

  40. Educating the customer a small bit by empvirus · · Score: 1

    In my years of freelancing PC repair, I've found that the customers are more satisfied in knowing exactly what I'm doing. I sort of explain things in their terms a bit.

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  41. Re:"done the same way for the last 40 years.." ?!? by Jarnis · · Score: 1

    Can't help it.

    When a computer motherboard costs less than 15 minutes of qualified electronics repairman's time, there is absolutely no point in even trying to repair it. Just ship it to distributor/manufacturer for replacement.

    Someone in some low-wage country will probably one day take a look at it and fix it, if its easy to fix... but in the western world, you can't find a person who'd work cheap enough repairing these things to make it worth it even when compared to the retail prices (let alone wholesale prices) of the broken component.

  42. I don't think there is an answer by badzilla · · Score: 1

    You just run up too hard against human nature when you get close to technical support. I know this from my own expectations:

    - I want it as cheap as humanly possible and will frequently switch providers the minute I spot the opportunity to save a small amount of money on support costs.

    - I want the best experience possible, I want the service tech to fix it even before it breaks but if that's not possible I want expert and friendly service that goes above and beyond the minimum required to provide a basic correction to my problem.

    If you know how to reconcile those two then please go right ahead and claim the Nobel Prize for Advances in Customer Service.

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  43. Business Process Helps by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The best support organizations I've run across had well defined customer support processes and made sure that all their employees were on the same page with respect to how the processs worked. Actually a good business process in general can make the difference between a poorly performing business and an excellent one. Of course, you can't just hit amazon up for all their customer support process and business process books -- you also have to understand which processes work best for your particular company. Simply parroting a process without understanding the reasoning behind it will simply add buerocracy to your company and lead to disgruntled employees.

    There are quite a few books on the topic and a bunch more on business process in general. If your company has more than about 60 or 70 people working in it, I'd strongly suggest hiring a process person whose job it is to look at how your company does things, how your company can improve how it does things and to keep an eye on how everyone else in your industry does things so you know if you're doing better or worse than they are. All processes should be documented and accessable to all employees, but there should also be flexibility to go outside the process on the rare occasions when it becomes necessary.

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  44. Dealing with Dell by Fencepost · · Score: 1
    I've found that my best bet for getting something done by Dell with little pain is to avoid the phone completely.



    I'll run tests (their diagnostics and others such as memtest), then do a detailed writeup of what I've tested, what the results were, what I think the problem is and any steps I've taken to try to resolve it (e.g. removing & reseating the memory). Then I go to the support site, put in the service tag, and go through the contact us bit and "Email Product Support." It may take a day or two, but it's worked better for me than trying to deal with them on the phone.

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    1. Re:Dealing with Dell by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      I don't know what your Dell support level is, but when I call Dell gold support I get the problem resolved releatively quickly. I've only gotten someone with an Indian accent once, and he probally was an immigrant that worked in there call center in Texas or if not definatly not a script reader. As a matter of fact he was able to identify a problem with my server hanging on reboot as my video card not liking my monitor when the All American white anglosaxon protestand tech I called the day before was asking me to reinitialize the raid array. Of course auctually calling for help is the exception rather than the rule. Most of the time my support call are to replace 9 gig drives on our 4300s. If youve never seen a 4300 before its 6 units high, has 6 drive bays capable of holding full height drives and a full row of card slots. CPUs are dual P3s in the 400-600 range. I believe 5 pci and one ISA but I'm not sure. They work damn well too except that the PERC 2 cards are begining to die and on ocassion we we have a server lock up hard and need a card replacement to boot again.

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  45. No seriously, AOL by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    I don't use them myself, but when I've had to help out relations (most of whom I've eventually steered away from the Time Warner Borg service, regardless of the fact that I own stock in them), AOL's customer service has been
    (a) prompt to respond -- short hold times
    (b) accurate
    (c) willing to admit what they do and don't know, and that they have to go ask someone (rather than just, 'hold please'
    (d) willing to call back
    (e) surprisingly consistent in calling back!

    (e) is my biggest pet peeve with my hosting service, by the way.

    One other note: helping relations with computer issues is the most thankless job in the world: my mother had me hook up her DSL (jeez, the cartoons on the case the installer disk came in covered everything pretty darn completely), then the painters came and moved everything, and I've had at least three calls which all amount to the #1 item on the tech support tree.

    Wait for it.

    "Is it plugged in?"

    On the other hand, a buddy of mine had me help with some HTML, CSS and CGI stuff, and when I told him my hourly rate, he offered to pay me off in shrimp. Cool!

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  46. quite simple. by Heem · · Score: 1

    I expect my vendors to:

    Answer the phone. In well spoken and understood english (or whatever the native language is for the region that the hardware was sold)

    Respect the fact that I am an experienced system administrator, and I don't need to be told to reboot the machine. Granted, there are people that need to be told that - those customers should be given a different number.

    Get me on and off the phone quickly. I'm busy. If you can't get to me right away - thats fine, but maybe you could call me back or even send me an email or IM when you are ready to deal with me.

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  47. Expectations by sedyn · · Score: 1

    To be perfectly honest, I think the thing people expect most is an appeal to the pathos.

    40 years ago, the easiest way to apply to the pathos was through a uniformed middle-aged employee (in this type of service). Now, it's a lot harder, but still revolves around delievering the same, cookie-cutter perfect image, just with new packaging.

    You know, the unwritten requirement of employees to have a smile plastered on their faces while they do any job. No matter how difficult or frustrating.

    Take computers for example, the average person can't look under the hood. All they can do is see and feel the responses of the interface. So services like spyware and virus removal don't really have to be complete, they just have to remove the signs a person can see.

    Now as for competent customers, the only appeal one could make is to the logos. Which means having informed people working for them.

    In either case, the thing people want the most is good sales people. We want good, quick (thinking and acting) people when the shit hits the fan.

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    1. Re:Expectations by anubi · · Score: 1
      So services like spyware and virus removal don't really have to be complete, they just have to remove the signs a person can see.

      That business paradigm is raging in all services, and it bugs the shit out of me.

      Things are getting so sophisticated these days, and I have to find people I can trust to do things right, as all of us here know there is a helluva lot of critical support structure that holds the image in place, fixing the image is more than spackling and painting a termite ridden house on the verge of collapse.

      My latest personal experience involves a nationwide chain of car lube and tune shops.

      I presently have some construction going on at my house, thats got my work area all messed up, or I would have done this myself simply to avoid involving anyone else in my affairs.

      I have a smog inspection coming up, and its always been prudent for me to use my oscilloscope to set my dwell and idle speed, timing light to adjust timing, then hook my infrared spectrum analyzer up to my auto exhaust and tune the carburetor's rich/lean screw for minimal HC and CO emission spectra ( actually not minimal, up a bit because NOx emissions start going up as HC approaches minimal, but I do not have UV spectral analysis suitable for seeing the NOx spectra ).

      I saw this coupon in the paper, $24.95 for a "tune-up" with bullet points for replacing spark plugs, adjusting carburetor, set timimg, as well as all the customary glances... "inspect belts, hoses, etc... ". You know, so it makes it look like they are doing a lot of work for $24.95.

      So, instead of trying to rearrange everything from concrete construction to auto maint at my house, I take my car in for an oil change and "tune-up".

      For the oil change, I was kinda diaappointed - the removal went fine, but for the oil replacement, the tech poured an unknown fluid from a container, then filled it from a barrel of oil, and proceeded to pour that into my car. The fluid appeared to be spent oil, but I really don't know what it was. I would have at least liked to have inspected the previous fluid personally for particle contamination. What had me worried a bit is the unknown fluid did not look like new oil.

      The thing that irritated me the most though was that the shop claimed they had performed a "tune up" to my face, when I watched the whole time and at no time did I ever see them verify proper carburetor rich/lean, nor use a timing light to set timing, nor see them use a simple meter on the coil to verify dwell. Getting those adjustments properly done was the whole point of my taking the car to someone who apparently specializes in the "lube and TUNE" business!!!

      The Customer Service part though was good, the guy behind the desk informed me that his mechanics had years of experience and knew their trade, and was very attentive toward my concerns about not using the proper tools, having the mechanic personally tell me what my timing was and idle RPM was. Well, I am not gonna fuss all that much over idle RPM, because I know musicians that will tell me immediately if a musical instrument is out of whack, but it is completely beyond my comprehension on how dwell and timing can be verified without proper instrumentation, and it is a stretch of my imagination to consider the "sound" of the engine to be indicative of its rich/lean adjustment - when I never saw him even touch the carb screws.

      I think most people would have been very pleased... I see this as one of the burdens of knowledge - that you KNOW how things are supposed to work and the ramifications of doing things improperly - and these are often very much at odds with what things APPEAR to be.

      Its a very hard concept for me to swallow, to give the customer what he WANTS, not what he NEEDS. I always considered it my duty as a professional to arrange things my customer hired me to do in such a manner as to optimize his benefit to the best of my ability. That paradigm often does not wor

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    2. Re:Expectations by sedyn · · Score: 1

      Damn straight, my solution is to avoid the business world and stay in academia as long as possible.

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  48. Expect no service but lip service and marketing by anagama · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about companies that use technology to track whether you are a customer and haven't paid your bill, but can't get their system to work? It's the non-customer who pays (either time or money). Case in point, 3.5 years ago I cancelled my AT&T phone service. Yesterday, I had to deal with them billing me the final bill yet again. Last summer, and the summer before, and other times as well, I've been told that the problem is permanently corrected and I won't have any more problems. Yeah right, I'm keeping my copy the cancled check for $12.27 dated January 16, 2002.

    At the end of my hourlong session on the phone, the lady then asked:

    Can I interest you in our phone ...

    At which point I cut her off stating I was a life-long non-customer of AT&T based on this experience. Then she launched right into:

    How about broadband ....

    At which point I said again something like: "I'll never ever even consider AT&T - I want you guys to delete me from your DB completely, don't just flag me as closed. Never call me, never send me mail, don't email ... don't even think about me!'

    The lady on the phone actually giggled when I said "don't even think about me!"

    I'm sure I'll get to reuse the joke next summer when the AT&T bills start coming again (I ignore them and wait for the calls to start -- I figure it costs AT&T more money that way).

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    1. Re:Expect no service but lip service and marketing by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Hand the check and bills to the local AG and your PUC. Let them drop the hammer on their hands for screwing up this badly.

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    2. Re:Expect no service but lip service and marketing by anagama · · Score: 1

      In my opening tirade, I did mention the Consumer Protection Division of our state AG's office. Next time around, I will do something like that -- after sending AT&T a corresponding bill for my time (I'm a lawyer -- it'll be a lot more than $12.27).

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    3. Re:Expect no service but lip service and marketing by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Small claims for suffering and any surcharges that they throw at you will help things along.

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    4. Re:Expect no service but lip service and marketing by P0ldy · · Score: 1

      But at that point the joke'll be on you because they have your previous use of it on record "for quality assurance."

  49. Not limited to computers. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    Try to get a blender repaired, or a vacuum cleaner, or a television set, or household furniture in most areas. If you find one or two shops that still do any kind of appliance or furniture repair in a major metropolitan area of several to several dozen million people, you're lucky.

    And if you manage to track one of them down and carry in a product made after 1990, they'll likely tell you that it's unfixable because things these days "aren't made to be serviced" and there are "no parts available from the manufacturer."

    If you happen to still have an older unit of some kind, and you manage to track a shop down, the price of repair will usually be double the cost of a brand-new unit with twice the features, half the energy consumption, half the noise, far better compatibility with accessories of any kind likely to be sold at department stores.

    The nature of the marketplace dictates this; there will never be a major ad campaign for anything other than a new product, because new products are what must be sold in order to fund ad campaigns. In order to sell new products, old products must be made obsolete, either by premature failure, giving the impression that they are lesser (by developing new products with endless silly features), or by associating new products with fashionability (celebrity endorsement, bare ass on screen, young people party picture, etc.) and associating existing products with uncoolness. People want new things all the time, not because new things are better for the job at hand, or because their old things can't be fixed, but because they have been made to want new things by the logic of the capital markets.

    In short, letting the marketplace decide what consumers buy and use necessarily leads to an overwhelming marketplace bias toward cheap, low-quality, disposable products and an endless cycle of wasteful consumption and re-consumption in order to drive economic "growth." This bias won't change until the marketplace begins to feel the effects of encroaching, toxic waste from all sides. And of course by then the landfills will have taken over the planet and the marketplace won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

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  50. "Raising the bar by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    and then in a deadly, powerful stroke, bash the customer's head. With proficiency, the experienced CSA [customer service associate] only needs to deliver only one blow." -- From Hewlett-Packard's customer service handbook.

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    1. Re:"Raising the bar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ive actually found hp/compaq support to be quite good for notebooks, and when i mentioned linux they didnt gibe the usual "were sorry we do not support that patform" response

  51. BicycleRepairman! by Doug+Merritt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I haven't found a comprehensive list of actions or standards that distinguish the excellent tech from the average tech. Can anyone point me toward some sources?

    The obvious example of excellent tech support to follow is...BicycleRepairman! Quoted from a bicycle web site:

    My favorite Monty Python skit is one called "Bicycle Repairman." In the skit, we see superman walking down the street in his splendid costume. Then he stops to catch a bus, but surprizingly, the bus driver is a superman too, in an identical costume. Then, when he turns to walk back to his seat, we discover everyone else on the bus is a superman too. We go on into town, and there we find that every person in every store is a superman.

    Then we see a superman riding his bicycle, but it begins to wobble badly, and then he crashes. The bicycle needs repaired, but superman doesn't know how. Then the call goes out for Bicycle Repairman. Everywhere, supermen are frantically searching for the hero.

    In a crowded laundromat, a group of supermen are waiting for their costumes to wash, when another superman announces the emergency. One of the supermen looks around to see if anyone is watching him, and then he disappears into a dark recess, where he turns into Bicycle Repairman, with his brown coveralls and tool chest.

    All the supermen are excited to see him, and he goes and repairs the bicycle. The message of the skit is, of course, that all of us can play an important role; we don't have to be superman. We can play some other essential role, such as Bicycle Repairman instead!

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    1. Re:BicycleRepairman! by mollog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could hardly agree more that there are talented people all around us. Unfortunately, in our WalMart oriented, low-cost, budget, cut-rate society, its usually cheaper to replace something than to have it fixed. So this pool of talent goes untapped, under-utilized. Regarding the original subject; I have learned to do most things for myself. It's always cheaper and I get better results. Computers, cars, lawnmowers, home improvement, I do it myself. Only is situations like taxes do I consult a professional, and even then, I have to check their work. I suppose that some day the trend will reverse, and good help will be paid well, but right now good help is impossible to find at any price.

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  52. Computing has become a commodity product. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Considering that the design and manufacturing of most circuitry has been outsourced to places like Taiwan and China, it is no wonder that computer componentry has become a commodity.

    Computers are no longer crafted like they were in the glory days of DEC and IBM. They're more like a carton of milk or a bag of chips. What you're advocating would require a return to the days of "computer carpenters". That won't happen as long as China and India are designing and producing most hardware used in North America and Europe. It is in their best financial interest for computing to remain a wholly commoditized item.

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  53. Hmmm by kryten_nl · · Score: 1
    "I've searched the net for three days now, ...... Can anyone point me toward some sources?"

    The library?

    Library: {
    1. A place in which literary and artistic materials, such as books, periodicals, newspapers, pamphlets, prints, records, and tapes, are kept for reading, reference, or lending.
    2. A collection of such materials, especially when systematically arranged.
    3. A room in a private home for such a collection.
    4. An institution or foundation maintaining such a collection.
    }
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  54. A good book on the subject... by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

    Customer Service for Dummies (ISBN: 0764552090, find at your favorite bookstore) is a good book on customer service, deals mostly with face to face interaction than at an organizational level. However it's those little things that count mostly. Find it and see!

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  55. Youth prank calling Dell call centers in Delhi. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    My young nephew was telling me about how some of his college buddies have been prank calling Dell tech support centers that they know are in India just to pose such questions to them. Indeed, they'll say stuff like they put their DSL "Intarweb" into the floppy drive. Or that they want their monitor to work but they don't want to connect it to their computer. He told me one story about a call where his friend said he had cockroaches coming out of the computer.

    Indeed, if tech support people have to face such horrors, then it is no doubt that the quality of their services will drop! They have no incentive to be courteous and knowledgable.

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    1. Re:Youth prank calling Dell call centers in Delhi. by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      Indeed, if tech support people have to face such horrors, then it is no doubt that the quality of their services will drop! They have no incentive to be courteous and knowledgable.

      Crank calls pre-date the tech sector by about as long as the telephone has been in existance. They are not a valid excuse for sub-par support response.

      While working in a pizza shop, I've had my share of crank calls. In a one-location, moderately busy shop (~60 delivery orders, about 100+ calls in a typical night spread between an average compliment of 6 employees) I got perhaps five pranks/year. Call centres are huge people-warehouses with call distribution spread across several locations in multiple timezones. The percentage of cranks to legitimate support claims is probably around 0.05%. I know several people who work / have worked in call centres logging thousands of phone hours apiece who've never received a prank.

      Think through your logic, though; imagine if every business reacted to all customers as they would to their worst. That's a one-way ticket to bankruptcy.

      There are a multitude of reasons why call support staff tend towards discourteous mannarisms;

      • Unrealistically short call service times. Support staff are given a number that they must overall meet and acheive as an average talk time with all customers. Rebooting, (re)installing software/drivers, etc. and explaining thoroughly how to perform such actions to varying levels of intellect and experience takes time.
      • Obtuse goals, sales; techs are often expected to 'up sell' on the phone - often times being expected to sell products that they themselves are instructed to remove at the first sign of trouble - as the cause of the trouble. Not meeting sales targets can disqualify them from raises, bonuses, overtime, or cost them their job.
      • Obnoxious callers; these are expected. People are angry and believe the minimum wage drone employed by a sub-contracted entity is entirely at fault. Why? Human nature - the one in throttling distance is the one who loses air.
      • Low pay. A call centre job is entry-level, barely above minimum wage. Consider too that most out-sourced call centres exist because the company doesn't even want to pay Canadian/American minimum wages. What must these Indians be making?
      • Restrictive scripts. Techs who circumvent the scripts because they can quickly diagnose the problem are shunned and penalized, often at the expense of their own employment. Toe the line or get out.

      There are more possibilities than I could likely fit in this box, but in short it's a low-paying thankless job. Give someone no reason to excell and they won't excell.

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    2. Re:Youth prank calling Dell call centers in Delhi. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in a call center (tech support) for a company you have heard of and I have seemingly 5 bosses, my only incentive to do a good job is so I don't get bitched out every day.

      Even when I do a good job they find some rediculous thing to bitch about, some proceedure in a flow chart somewhere that I ignored because it didn't make sense on that particular call. Flow charts I stopped paying attention to after my first two weeks of being on the phone.

      The pay isn't terrible but it is low, I make almost twice minimum wage.

      We are expected to sell now and it is pushed much more than fix rate or customer satisfaction scores because management gets bonuses depending on their agents sales rate and "revenue per call". It's pretty pathetic really.

  56. know when to say when by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    Especially if you work for a small company, having a tech know when to say when is a Good Thing. My adventure with our tech here gives a kind of nightmare condition where their zeal and exuberance can actually be a detriment.

    The response to that post said it well (and I repeat it here if you don't want to hit the link):

    A famous general once said that there are four types of people:
    (1) The lazy and smart kind, like him.. These are the thinkers and the leaders.
    (2) The lazy and stupid kind. These are the grunts, the soldiers, the factory workers. The world is mostly these kind and the world needs them. They are valuable.
    (3) The smart and hardworking kind. These people are the glue that bind organizations together and make civilization function. They are the lieutenants, managers and designers, the people who push things forward.
    (4) But beware, said the general, of the fourth kind, the stupid and hardworking man. For he shall certainly be the death of you.

    Oh yeah.

    DT

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  57. I think its just the whole attitude in IT by manavendra · · Score: 2, Insightful
    maybe it's one of my pet peeves now, but i think being short, rude, couldnt-care-less attitude is the norm in IT:
    1. You go down to PCWorld, and the reps there try to brush you off with the tersest replies they can muster. Worse is the look in their eyes if you ask them something and you can almost see the smirk twirling around their lips as they answer you. Which is wiped only when you trash their whole theory that I should buy a PC, when you tell them how you checked the motherboard and concluded its the SMPS that's busted
    2. Countless software vendors I've worked with in the past have had the same attitude - 'dude, its your problem.'. Until you send them a log of their own software falling over itself every two minutes, or how it encountered an 'unexpected situation' and keeps writing a wierd error message in the logs.
    3. Not that I'm dyed-in-wool. I'm currently working for a company recently acquired by Micromuse, and they mess their customers around as soon as they receive the PO. The sheer infighting and the jealousy kills any scope of friendliness and care for the customer. Little wonder the customers turn nasty
    I don't think that people have woken up to the fact that buying a software is so unlike buying hardware. If its faulty or doesn't work, the hardware may be repaired or exchanged, while in software, they just mess you around, till you either threaten to sue them, or worse still, get your money back, return their software and lose your precious time
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  58. comparing desktop sales by SlartibartfastJunior · · Score: 1

    I am looking to buy several low-end desktops for my (small) library. I figured I'm probably best off doing something out-of-the-box, so I call Dell, Apple, and Gateway.

    Dell: LONG phone tree, but I reach a really helpful guy who gets me what I want and sends me an email quote. The email was basically a long chart of the various features available and what prices they would add to upgrade.

    Apple: short phone tree, but I have to talk with a hippie. Helpful, but not at all professional. Also sends me an email, but this consists of text like 40G/288Ghz/E/mes/10.1 . . . no explanations of what these numbers mean, if I didn't already know what was measured in Ghz and what was in K.

    Gateway: four phone calls over two days got me four different individual's voicemails, and nobody called me back. I went to the "chat online" function and got a rep who gave me another number - another voicemail. Great. Tried to send feedback to the website that their service sucks, but it won't accept feedback without a purchase number, which I don't have because they won't talk to me. When I finally do get ahold of a rep, he wouldn't listen when I explained what I needed, and kept trying to upsell me to something more expensive. He said he'd send an email, but it hasn't come yet.

    So who do you think is out of the running? If Gateway would have only talked to me, they would have probably gotten my business, but as it is I'm going to pay a bit more to go with a company that has a government & educational department that is a bit more with it.

  59. Listen! Ask! Do!!! by ShortBeard · · Score: 0

    These are what I use to make the customer happy. Althought I can't stess enough that one should also COMMUNICATE!

    I base the previous on a Roman Catholic premise (no, I am not a christian). What is Hell? Well if that's a little vague to answer then let us ask "What is purgatory?". Well Dictionary.com says:

    purgatory
    n 1: a temporary condition of torment or suffering; "a purgatory of drug abuse" 2: (theology) in Roman Catholic theology the place where those who have died in a state of grace undergo limited torment to expiate their sins


    So what is the difference between Hell and Purgatory? Knowing! If you know you are in Purgatory then you know it will end.

    Now in Hell I don't think you would be told where you were. You would not know. That is what Hell is, not knowing!

    So let 'em know! Be Dependable. Be timely. And for the love of the customer be like Horton the Elephant who "Says what he does and does what he says".

    You don't have to hear a Who or lay an egg, those activities are optional.

  60. Re:customer satisfaction is satifsying the custome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > It's really about satisfying the customer... treat 'em like they're people, don't lie to them, do any and everything you say you'll do, don't make promises you can't keep.

    There's a problem with this sentence, and it can be summed up in one word:
    Salespeople.

    Where I work, we've had the occasion incident where the salesperson told a client our software could do something that (at the time) it couldn't. The feature was in the development pipeline, but no set release date.

    The customer (who bought the software because the salesperson told them it did this function) then becomes irate with the support staff who have to tell them that no, the product does *not* do that currently, but it is being worked on.

    The salesperson, who by that time has already gotten their commision check, and they are pretty much never in the office anyway, rarely has to take the heat for this. The customer therefore feels that the support provided is poor, and the customer/support relationship gets off to a bad start.

    My solution (which I have no power to implement)? The salespeople don't get their commision check until the client states they are satisfied with what they purchased. If the salespeople want to promise features that might not be ready for weeks or months, let them wait on their commision checks. Teach them in a hurry not to promise what can't be delivered when they think it should, rather than when programming can.....

    AC, because several of my co-workers read Slashdot.....

  61. Another book I'd recommend ... by dustmite · · Score: 1

    For anyone who works at repairing or developing just about anything: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

  62. I've always had excellent service at Apple Stores. by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've been to an Apple Store many times. And I keep going back because the people there are knowledgable, and friendly.

    I remember going to Circuit City once to purchase a PC. Do you know what happened? I got some foreign kid, probably no more than 18, who tried to tell me that I could run OpenVMS on a Dell x86 PC. So I asked him, "Do you know what OpenVMS is?", and he said "I have thoughts that I do, sir!". I told that kid, "Fuck off, moron," and then I went to the reliable Apple Store and got myself a PowerMac system.

    --
    Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
  63. Make communication job one by BDZ · · Score: 1

    I think the most important thing you can do to stand head and shoulders above most repair and tech services is to simply communicate. What does this mean? First, and most importantly, return calls and emails immediately. Nothing worse than not hearing back from your vendor or service for days after leaving multiple messages. Actually, this is really true for almost any business. It seems less and less people can be bothered to return calls. Secondly, don't treat the client like an idiot, even if he is. Take a little time to explain what you are doing/did/going to do in non-techie speech if necessary. People like to be kept in the loop when they are footing the bill usually, and no one likes to be treated like an idiot. And remember no one is an expert on all subjects in life. Ever deal with a mechanic/plumber/contractor who talked down to you and got angry at your innocent questions? Thirdly, when you bill, give a rundown on what you did. Not just "fixed the problem" -- $500. People like to know what they've paid for. Finally, remember the saying (I think it originated in Japan?) that the customer is god. Doesn't mean you need to kiss up. Simply that you should be respectful. All together, these things will make for happy clients who will use you again and tell others about how you are better than your competitors. -BDZ

  64. It's all in the deliverables by unix+guy · · Score: 1

    I've been a consultant for many years and stay busy 100% of the time. How? by consistently delivering to the client MORE than they requested/expected.

    It's easy really, the Golden Rule makes an ideal yardstick. If you can close an engagement knowing that you have succeeded completely in meeting the client's needs, then you'll get references and repeat business.

    This occasionally means turning down potentially lucrative contracts if they are not a good fit. Will I do Windows work? Not on a bet, but I will gladly refer you to someone I trust, and that only grows my credibility.

    "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence therefore, is not an art, but a habit."

    --
    "Straddling the sword of technology..."
    1. Re:It's all in the deliverables by alset_tech · · Score: 1

      I would expand on that to say under-promise and over-deliver. Set a time-frame that gives you breathing room in case the unexpected delays a repair. When our service department expects a job to take an hour we always quote two or three hours. The logic is that it's better to surprise and delight a customer with an early repair than to find out that a roadblock in the process made liars out of us.

      --
      Standing on the shoulders of giants.
  65. starts out by warning you that it will cost you if by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    That's not the phone company's fault. That's the result of de-regulation and the breakup of ATT.

  66. It's Quality, they're after. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Interesting read, bugger all to do with motorcycles... Or Zen.

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    1. Re:It's Quality, they're after. by meburke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read the book four or five times, the first time in the early '70's when it first came out.

      And I knew Robert Pirsig personally from around Dinkytown (an area near the University of Minnesota) and from other mutually popular locations.

      So would your techs be better at serving their customers if they read Bob's book? How, specifically, would that happen?

      --
      "The mind works quicker than you think!"
    2. Re:It's Quality, they're after. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      Read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Interesting read, bugger all to do with motorcycles... Or Zen.

      Or customer support.

      Sure, it says something about the authors philosophical point of view on quality, but, really. Customer support?

    3. Re:It's Quality, they're after. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Shite is shite is shite, in all walks of life.

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    4. Re:It's Quality, they're after. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      They might think a little about their attitude to life.

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    5. Re:It's Quality, they're after. by meburke · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh. And what,specifically, does that do? How does thinking about their life make them excellent techs? Isn't this a little fuzzy? What will they do differently? If you're their supervisor, what would you expect to see different from what it was before? (Of course, this implies that you are measuring something now, so you would be able to tell if there is improvement. What are you measuring now? what is the potential? What specifically would you like to see improved and by how much? I having the techs read Bob's book the way to get that improvement?)

      How will your customers know your techs are better for eading the book? how will they know you have excellent techs instead of average techs? How will you get feedback?

      Out of the hundreds of responses to this question, only about 5 offerred any worthwile suggestions or comments. The rest was mostly noise. What happened to the thinkers that used to populate /.? (Were they ever here, or has the S/N ratio always been this bad and I never noticed?)

      After the Japanese wake-up call in the 80's, companies like Motorola improved their performance by ratios of 100:1 in only 3 years. We need to have a breakthrough like this in service, both call center and on-site consulting, or we're going to see those jobs going away also. You will wake up tomorrow morning to find a package at your office from Toshiba and note saying, "We noticed your video was degrading, so please run the CD enclosed with this new system to clone your system perfectly to the new system. It will optimize your OS and save your data and settings perfectly. Then you can return the old system in the box provided. You will be out of service less than 10 minutes."

      Can your techs fix your customers' computers in less than 10 minutes? Will reading Bob's book help them do that? If you needed to provide a 100:1 improvement in tech support, how would you do it?

      --
      "The mind works quicker than you think!"
  67. things change in IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if something is broken, no need to ask for a repair man. just replace it with a new one.

  68. First Define the Question by ralatalo · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to measure technical Support or Customer support and what field.

    The differences are huge and you can't really compare them. Would you rather a Customer support person give you the warm fuzzies and support you with regards to status and account/billing stuff?
    Or would you prefer someone who asks you tough questions and makes you decide things possibly without fully explaining the choices.

    I have been doing customer and technical support and for more years than I can count sometimes, and I will tell you that the greatest factor that will influence your experience is you.

    Don't be the customer that didn't have a support contract and didn't spend 15 minutes researching his problem who then complained that they shouldn't have been charged the 2 hour minimum when the support person refered them to the document they needed in 10 minutes.

    Don't be the customer that calls up about a problem with XXXX when XXXX isn't even in the same location and/or the problem no longer exists. And if you do call up in those cases, expect that you will have to call back when you have access to XXXX or when the problem happens again (though in both cases you may/should be able to get a list of general first steps, just be polite)

    Don't be the customer that 'knows' what the problem is and just wants the Tech to confirm it, and if you really knew what the problem was then you would have already fixed it. (exceptions can be made for getting access to parts, etc...but expect that the Tech has just had to deal with 10 people who told him what the problem was and 11 of them where wrong (one of them had 2 ideas for the problem.) Work with the tech and if you disagree with a step ask why it's required and quietly state why you don't think it is needed and then LISTEN... the step may be routine or maybe required, maybe the tech didn't know that you had already tried it, etc... but don't yell or call names and always be polite.)

    In the vast majority of companies the Technical or Customer support rep is the customer advocate, work with him/her and you will go much farther than if you fight them. They can help you walk the mazes and if they are on your side they can make you aware of options you would never have known about otherwise.

    The next biggest factor after how the customer acts is the current priority of the company and the freedom/discretion they give their reps. If the rep can't refund you anything without a manager's sign off then the rep will need to go to his manager to get you a refund, if the manager needs to get approval for a refund over XX then you won't get over XX without the manager getting approval. Sounds obvious but remember this when you ask the rep for a refund, suggest that you can wait if he needs to check with someone and don't be afraid to ask to speak to someone who can authorize the refund.

    >

    1. Re:First Define the Question by ralatalo · · Score: 1

      >

      For a customer Support person the bar should be held a mastery of the company's "Customer Database systems" this would include trouble tickets (both customer's and systems), Billing Systems and Entitlement Systems as well as Service Offerings and Price lists and promotions. Though don't be surprised if you call on the first or second day that you hear about a new promotion and the Rep doesn't have any additional information, often support is the last to hear about new specials.

      For Technical Support the bar should be held at general technical knowledge of all the products supported as well as how to find out who supports the various products and an indepth knowledge of the actual product that he/she supports and working knowledge of the related products that it may interact with. In particular they should understand of "Dependencies" of what relies on what to do it's job... that said for example in supporting Dial Up services they should understand that if a customer can't get e-mail but can access the web that there is no reason to check the modem and phone line, etc... The dependencies is a big thing, without understanding them you're shooting in the dark.

      Technical Support are also expected to have manners but are usually (not always) forgiven if they don't know how to check contracts or billing, etc...

  69. Be honest by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    Working as a tech support intern for a non profit company (and, according to most of the folks there, I'm good at 'support', even if I'm still learning 'tech',) I've learned what I should and should not bring with me when I go to work on a person's computer:

    Bring: Friendly smile and understanding
    Don't Bring: Muttering about the peons lack of knowledge when it's an easy fix

    Bring: Assumptions that they don't know shit about computers
    Don't bring: The idea that I have to make them realize that if they don't already

    This is a big one:
    Bring: The ability to say "I have no clue what's going on, but I'll do some research and get back ASAP"
    Don't Bring: Bullshit


    Before I started working here, they recently had to change the head of the IT section (which was about three people.) The old guy apparently kept on promising to do this or that, and would never admit that he wasn't sure what was going on or that he would have to figure out something. Between this and the facts that he had absolutely no sense of organization and real network knowledge (the local passwords to most PCs were either 'x' or 'c') was what got his ass on the curb.

    Yes, customers may feel they've wasted money by calling in someone who can say "I don't know". I've found that when I've been tech support on my own (kind of a freelance hobby), I would suggest what I could, tell them I would call back within x days, and research it in the mean time. If they're still a little hotheaded after that, I tell them that I'll take a bit off the bill for the time I just had with their computer (depending on how far I got to diagnose what I could.)

    The worst thing you could do, IMO, is make up something, assuming they don't know tech jargon, and have them decide to call someone else to take a look at it. If that other person makes up his own jargon, or can tell them the real problem, the customer is going to be very wary of you.

    Knowing when to say 'when' is a virtue.

  70. The only metric is if you make money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The service business is notorious for business failure. Probably 60% fail within a couple of years.

    Calculate your costs. Your overhead will be at least 30% of your sales, if not more.

    Educate your customers. Good techs (including yourself) cost money, need training and upgrades. Good troubleshooters are rare and worth paying well. Everything you do has to be paid by your customers.

    If you increase your prices by 10% and lose 50% of your customers, you are further ahead profit wise. Beat these facts into your mind. They will save your business and your sanity.

    Hardware is so cheap these days that any time and repairs can easily amount to more than a new unit. Sell new stuff.

    These issues are common to almost all service businesses. Appliance, small engine, automotive, etc.

    Remember that good service is not free or a matter of giving something away. It is helping people do what they want to do for a fee.

    Derek

  71. Re:"done the same way for the last 40 years.." ?!? by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    When one does component level diagnostics on certain parts (say, memory sticks) one can discover that they underlying problem maybe corroded contact points on the memory or the socket. Customer hands me a system saying "black screen, no boot". I hit the power button and the fans whir to life, no POST. Cutting the power I reach inside and push down on the rockwell socketed BIOS chip, feeling it crunch a lil as it seats. Hit the power agian the system comes to life. Proceeded to reseat all the cables that attach to the board so that the ever-present spectre of corrosion related failures do not arise for some time.

    $35.00 later one very happy customer walked out the door.

    A GOOD PC tech never should never, EVER forget the fundamentals of component-level analysis.

    --
    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  72. This and more happened to me as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been there.

    With my AT&T long distance, I canceled it, paid the final bill but kept getting the final bill for several months (calling each time it came) until it finally stopped.

    With AT&T mobile, switched the bill from my name to my companies name, and the same thing happened.

    WIth Chevy Chase Bank, I was planning to move so I called to switch my address to a POBOX. Next month the bill came to the old address. Called, complained, changed my address again. This went on monthly for 1 FULL YEAR before they finally successfully changed my address.

    Again with Chevy Chase Bank, I called to get a debit card. Waited few weeks, no debit card. Called back and was told
    that I never requested one. This cycle went for 3 or 4 iterations,
    before going into a branch and talking to a manager - only to
    be told that despite having an account (for several years), they
    had NO RECORD OF ME IN THEIR SYSTEM AT ALL. yet the account was working perfectly.

    With Comcast Internet, got a call from their canadian call center, saying my modem was outdated (it was), I needed a new one. Bought a new modem that day, called back to activate it and deactivate the old one.

    For the next 5 weeks, I got a call every saturday like clockwork from the same call center telling me that my modem was outdated and I needed a new one. Every time I went through the whole process of giving them all my modem numbers and canceling the old modem.

    I don't understand what is up with companies these days. They all seem to centralized account manangement systems that any call center employee can access... Yet it's extremely common for information to simply get lost...

    1. Re:This and more happened to me as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should try only using 3 or 4 stolen identities instead of all 3000 at once. Then you won't have to try and change addresses for Jack Windhurst, Bob Lemmermeyer, Steve Sashull, Matthew Lunsen, James Wright, Ed, Lance Mulworth, Rick Trenning, William Callbright, Yamamoto Akira, Wong Lee, Justin Prammel, Eric Twindenburg, Zachary Nedden, Timothy Davidson, Shog Cthugblach, Ludwig von Struchbech and Mary Tyler Moore every time you need to skip town.

  73. Timely response by superjerk · · Score: 1

    I work in tech support and a university and the thing that seems to impress people most is a fast response. If you can be asking them about their problem the same day they call for help, I find that they're usually much more friendly and easier to deal with. Even if you know it'll be a week before you can get there to do any real work on their computer, calling and listening to the problem first hand (and scheduling a service call) is much better than letting their request for help sit in the system for a couple of days.

  74. Excellent support vs. Bad Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far and above the most excellent technical support I've ever received is from Verizon Wireless. Each time I call I quickly get ahold of a human. When I talk to them, the first thing out of their mouth is "Please tell me how I can help you today". They patiently listen to me as I explain the circumstances. Once I've explained my need/want, they always say "I can help with that" and follow up with a clear explanation of options that I have. Each phone call ends with either (almost always) "I'm glad I could help you today. Please call back if you have any other questions" or (very rarely) "I'm sorry that I couldn't help you this time. We're here for you though, so if there is something else that we can help you with, please call us." The people on the phone are reliable, patient, understand what they're supporting, polite and respectful. I can clearly tell that the people on the phone actually care about me and try to help me!

    Some of the worst customer support I've ever received comes from computer companies. "We don't support that" or "Thats clearly documented in (some obscure location)".

    Debian does an ok job, though Ubuntu does a poor job.

  75. What I would like in the way of customer service by skipperjohn · · Score: 1
    When I am calling about problem covered by a warranty/guarantee, I want service as good as the Zippo Lighter guarantee. If it's broke, Zippo fixes your Zippo lighter for free. I've used the Zippo service. It's the very best in the entire world!

    I understand that the first line of tech service is the person who (usually) has little knowledge of the item I'm calling about. They go through the flow chart with you and try to get rid of you as quickly as possible (because that's usually how they are being rated).

    However, when my problem persists, I expect to be transferred to a 2nd level technical support person. I want someone intimately familiar with the product I'm calling about. I seldom get such technical support until after I've called several times.

    If my problem still persists, I expect to be either transferred to or scheduled to talk to a 3rd level support person. I almost never get to talk to these folks.

    At home/work service contracts (which are not inexpensive to purchase) are a joke. Usually you have to talk to many many tech support folks before they agree to send someone to your home.

    When I get lousy tech support, I don't go back to buy more of whatever broke.

  76. How we do it. by keyvoh · · Score: 1

    I support Laserjets for corporate clients for a well known printing company. Both color and mono, through a 3rd party company contracted to take the calls. Previously i've supported the smaller consumer based printers before that with the same client. Our quality standards for customer satisfaction are as follows. Our grading is based on a scale of 1-5 where( 5 == most satisfied) Our contract states we must have at least ~65% satisfied customers (4's and 5's) and ~10% dissatisfied customers( 1's and 2's).The remaining 3's are our worst enemy so far. It usually means the issue is resolved technically, but we didn't go the whole 9 yards with our customers and make their experience stand out. If you're looking for a static solution to get satisfied customers, it's next to impossible. I've yet to see any practice that works best. Our ideas and incentives to maintain high standards in customer care are constantly changing since none of them work, or atleast not for long.

  77. Cost vs Competence by xqcom · · Score: 1

    Providing a good support organization is a matter of hitting a balance between "cost" and "competence". Unfortunately, the latter is difficult to measure, so most companies end up being heavily biased towards "cost".

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    Denial is not a river in Egypt
  78. Re:customer satisfaction is satifsying the custome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Not sure why this is such a hard problem for businesses to solve...

    Welcome to MBAmerica.

  79. Use your sales rep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never call support. I will never call support. I'm in more of a business analyst role than a technician role, and I don't have the time or experience to diagnose whether the onboard videocard is failing, the RAM is bad, or maybe it has a leaky capacitor. So I pick up the phone, call my Dell sales rep, and tell him to ship me a replacement or send someone out. Your sales rep will never argue with you on this. Because the quarter million dollars you spend every year as part of your refresh cycle is worth the occasional field replacement unit.

    Even if you don't spend as much as I do, you should still demand the same treatment as a corporate customer. The service side doesn't make the company money, and obviously the sales side is the life blood--so the sales will always get the job done for you.

  80. Analogy to Car Repair by Soskywalkr · · Score: 1

    I get my car serviced at two different Honda dealers(I commute a lot). One fixes exactly what I need to get the car back on the road and usually is cheaper. The other Honda dealer fixes what my car needs and then says, "You know, your car needed a new timing belt. The water pump usually goes about the same time. You should probably replace it also because if you don't and the bearings seize - it will tear the teeth out of your new belt and you'll have to pay for this all over again." I'm not talking about the regular mechanic who tells me that my brand new radiator needs new hoses again and I should get my brake pads replaced and my oil changed. This small analogy to cars is my attempt at demonstrating the necessity that IT support should fix what is broken, but IMO it is their duty to inform the customer that their computer will become infected with spyware again and again if they don't set up a firewall and antivirus. AND especially if you can point the customer to a website of free Ad-aware, Spybot, etc. you should. AND it is the balance between offering only those things that a customer needs/has a chance of buying vs. mentioning all of the different products available and the possible upgrades to pump up your tech inflated ego.

  81. the easy hints by v1 · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of things you can do to improve your image and worth to your customers.

    - Listen to them. You may have heard it all before, but if you let them babble for several minutes they might divulge some critical little factoid that suddenly clears up the problem and makes a solution apparent. Interrupting or cutting a customer short on their description of the problem can make it very difficult to pry the necessary information from their head once they're in "ok I'll shut up now" mode.

    - Be patient. They wouldn't be calling on your help if they had anywhere near the skills and knowledge that you do. Expect them to be noobs in every meaning of the word. Explaining the difference between an application and a disk image is no less helpful for a new guy than laying out the finer points of DNS to the techie. Both people need your help and are equally greatful, even when you are supplying what appears to be trivial information.

    - Be proactive. If you're fixing a problem for a customer and you notice another issue, bring it to their attention. (don't just quietly fix it and let them discover it on their own!) Sometimes it'll be an issue they didn't even realize could be fixed, or was something that had been bothering them for some time but they forgot to ask you about. Little adjustments and tweaks to the user's experience can have a dramatic impact on how they view and value your help, and strongly encourage return business.

    - Explain things to them at an appropriate level. This is probably one of the most challenging things for an IT service provider. Strike up a dialog with the customer for a good two minutes or more, to get a feel for what technical level they are at. Keep in mind some of these people are PhDs and literally don't understand you have to plug in the power cord to make it go. Listen carefully for feedback from them, for clues that you may have confused them or may be talking benieth their abilities, and adjust your technical level accordingly. Use examples and comparisons if needed to explain a foreign concept to them. Do not ever leave without being convinced they understand and remember what you have told them. When in doubt, briefly review what you've discussed to make sure they really do understand what you've said. Keep in mind that many customers will "nod and smile" and give you the impression they "get it" when in reality you lost them five minutes ago. If possible, show the customer how you fixed their problem, and if appropriate, explain to them why it happened, and how they can fix it themselves if it happens again. Most customers won't pay much attention to you when you fix their problem, even though they'd really like to be able to fix it themselves in the future.

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    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
  82. Cheap people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem is people are so cheap. They send you something and you just have to tell them straight up "Sorry man your mobo is broke" And hearing how they have to spend a couple hundred dollars on a new board they dont wana hear that. Thats where the problem is cheap ass people. Im a technition at a local computer store, i think i do just fine. People just make it harder on us cause there cheap. They try and make US feel bad.

  83. Re:"done the same way for the last 40 years.." ?!? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

    I would rather buy repairable products that have a longer life, than to pay less for disposable junk.

    I agree with you, unfortunately most Americans do not, which is why most stuff now is cheap junk designed to last about 3 years. People buy the cheap WalMart special as opposed to the higher quality product from a small electronics store that costs twice as much.

  84. More something by rhizome · · Score: 1

    Is this a troll for a business plan or something? I haven't known people to expect more than good service, but maybe I'm wrong. Obviously people are getting "more" than that from somewhere, but where? And why won't this person articulate it? I agree that predicting the future might be a good entrepreneurial angle, so let us know when you figure that one out.

    Good service hasn't really changed in the past century. Don't make your customers hate you, and tell prospective customers how you're going to prevent them from hating you in the future. It's not a science, why does it need to change?

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    When I was a kid, we only had one Darth.
  85. SonicWall is the new Dell by ellem · · Score: 1

    Remember when you could tell people, buy a Dell and that would be a good thing because their hardware was good and their support was great? Well then they shipped all their support to somewhere in India or something. Then the hardware seemed just OK because the support sucked so bad?

    Say hello to SonicWall.

    Nice hardware, good OS, don't even think about calling them before 2100EST because if you do you will get what must be the WORST support in IT.

    Classic:

    SWS: I need you to download this file.
    Admin: I can't down load anything, my firewall is down.
    SWS: Just hook into your router with the cross over cable.
    Admin: OK.
    *ten minutes of reconfiguring a machine to go out through the router*
    Admin: OK. All set.
    SWS: Oh you can't download that file.
    Admin: What is it?
    SWS: The file extracts a tool to tell me if the SonicWall is down.
    Admin: The SonicWall is down.
    SWS: Can you ping it?
    Admin: Well it's not connected to anything right now.
    SWS: Oh it has to be connected.
    Admin: You just made me unconnect it.
    SWS: Are you running Windows XP?
    Admin: On some machines.
    SWS: It's probably the built in firewall.
    Admin: What is?
    SWS: The problem you're having.
    Admin: No the problem is the SonicWall is down.
    SWS: Did you check your IP settings?
    Me: Get off the phone with this guy... I have a PIX 515 being delivered.

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  86. Excellent Customer Service by daigu · · Score: 1

    It's really quite easy: excellent customer service is completely transparent. It's when things just work or people get what they need before they even know they need it.

    It's Xerox having a machine that lets the company know that there is a problem - and a tech fixing it before the client even knows about it.

    It's the waiter getting you the refill before you even asked for it.

    It's when you boot up your computer and you can do your work - without calling the tech guy.

    From that point of view, your question is a bit of a trick question because you are really asking: How do we follow-up on bad service or products that got the customer on the phone in the first place and be so good that they forget the initial inconvenience?

    In most cases, you can't. But, anything you can do to solve the problem and do it with minimal fuss is a plus. The how will depend on your particular circumstances - and your customers.

  87. Re:customer satisfaction is satifsying the custome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, satisfying the customer can be impossible or even down right stupid to do. I work at an Apple store and I can't begin to count the number of pissed off customers we've had when we tell them that no, the damage to their iPod is not covered under waranty when you drop the thing down a flight of steps and then proceede to play rugby with it.

    Likewise, we don't cover laptops that the customer has taken upon himself to open and trouble shoot and then when they make things worse bring it in. Yet they will scream and holler bloody murder because we're not going to service their "brand new" powerbook that magically has some dorritos and a sticky substance that bears a resemblance to pepsi on the inside

  88. Read: "The Fred Factor" by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
    Assuming you know your job and the skills required to do it, the only thing that really sets anyone apart is the experience they bring to the transaction.

    Anyone can uninstall a moutain of spyware, but not many people make sure that the customer really enjoys the expereince of having spyware uninstalled. That is, most often tech don't take time to educate without condescending or to really connect with the customer on a personal level.

    I highly recommend the book The Fred Factor by Mark Sanborn (ISBN: 0-385-51351-8). It coveres how to make the expereince you share memorable and that's what builds customer loyalty and sets you apart and makes you "different" than everyone else out there who repairs PCs.

  89. Empathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's good customer service? Three Words:

    M-Path-thee (empathy)

    Your customer will want the sun and the moon. It's a given. It's human nature. When they ask for something unreasonable, you have two options.

    1) Get beligerant & defensive, refuse their request, and call them an idiot under your breath.

    2) Recognize where they're coming from, give them some sympathy for their plight, and have a little flexibility to compromise on other things.

    The problem with poor customer service isn't that they can't fix your problem, it's that they don't care. Follow the flow chart, push them off on someone else, don't bother to do more than you're required. I-don't-want-to-be-here-and-I-certainly-don't-want -to-talk-to-you.

    A customer service rep's job is to make the customer happy. Now, they can't do *everything* that a customer wants, but they can do a lot, even if it's only a sympethetic ear.

  90. Low-Tech Customer Service by Pingsmoth · · Score: 1

    I have a summer job answering the phone at a company which sells lawn mower parts. Not mowers, but parts to fix 'em when they break. Not if they break, but when.

    I am amazed at how many dozens of calls I take each day where the customers have no idea what part is broken, certainly no idea of what part they need, and they expect a 1-800 number to be able to solve their problems.

    Them: "My mow deck isn't working"

    Me: (looking through my mower database) "Do you have the model number of your mower?"

    Them: (pause) It's a five-horse with a mulching blade.

    Me: (with a database of a few thousand mowers matching that description) Do you have a model number? There's not much I can do without knowing more about your specific mower.

    Them: (longer pause) It's red.

    Me: I'm sorry, but there is no way I can diagnose your problem over the phone, and no way to do anything at all without knowing what exact mower you have.

    I like to help customers when I can, and I certainly do not enjoy making customers mad, but they have to be able to meet me halfway. The same should go for tech calls.

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    http://www.walkingtaco.com
  91. Bastard Operator from Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More examples of what not to do... http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

  92. We took it one step further... by toadlife · · Score: 1

    ...and switched to a small 'white box' company that pre-stocks us with spare parts for our PC's. If a part dies, we replace it and then call them. A typical phone call to them lasts about 45 seconds, and comprises of us telling them who we are, where we are from, the serial number of the computer in question and the part we replaced. They then say good day, and ship a replacement-replacement part out - no questions, no annoying scripts, no BS.

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  93. What's bad? by Singletoned · · Score: 1

    I'd say, before trying to be excellent, be good. Then try to be excellent.

    To be good, work out what is bad, and then avoid it.

    I've been a bad customer support person, and the main thing that makes bad customer support is anonymity. I could literally tell a customer to 'fuck off' and hang up and they would have no recourse. They didn't know who I was.

    I've also been in the situation where they were ringing or emailing and greeting me by name cause my name was listed on the website as support. Even at my shittiest I treated them well enough that they wouldn't have cause to complain.

    So, reduce anonymity.

    Also, make the person speaking to the customer closer to the person fixing the problem. The support person may understand the urgency, but if they can't communicate that to the engineer, it's no good.

    Everyone else seems to be saying 'treat your customer like a person'. I'd say 'treat your customer service people like people'.

    All in all, I think it boils down to 'be small'. As a general rule, small companies tend to have better customer service (less people, so less anonymity and closer connections). Large companies have better prices and most of the time that seems to be what people want when they first buy. When they repeat buy, it's for reliability or customer service.

  94. nature of customer service by paulsomm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the nature of customer service to be asked to provide infinite knowledge and support with little or know reliable input from the customer. And its the nature of the customer to always want more and never feel completely satisfied. End users will never have a good technical understanding of the problems they encounter nor will they know how to communicate that as more than their frustration.

    Take auto repair centers. Cars have been around for over a century now, and yet the average schmoe who brings a car in with a problem usually describes it as "there's this noise" or "its just runs funny". And even the most competent mechanics have to put up with the "end user" who feels cheated simply because he/she doesn't have a clue what the mechanic actually did.

    The technology may change, but the nature of the people using it and needing support never will.

    The best support techs I know are those that have good listening and analytical skills. "People skills". Not necessarily the most knowledgeable people, but the ones that can listen to the end user, break the problem down into concrete areas, and if unable to fix it can at least escalate and communicate the problem properly to those who can.

    The comment previously about the Bicycle Repairman skit on Monty Python made a good point.

  95. The way our company does things... by NiTr|c · · Score: 1

    We don't just go in and do a job. We make sure that, even if we're called out on something small, we check the server(s), make sure everyone around the office is doing alright, and answer any additional questions people have. Clients just aren't clients to us, we try to make them more like friends. We've had quite a few of them for almost as long as our business. Hell, we'll even go drink a few beers with some of them on occasion.

    Good customer service (and satisfaction) is really about showing them that you care and are indeed interested in fixing their problem, preventing problems, and teaching them what they can do to help. It's not enough just to go somewhere, fix whatever's broken, and leave. It's very important to be up front with the client, let them know what's going on and what you're doing to fix it. Then, when it's all said and done, if there's something they can do to help prevent the situation from getting this bad next time, teach them to do it. It could be as easy as checking to make sure your drive mirroring isn't broken.

    Communication also plays a very important role, not matter what type of service you do. We do both onsite, and remote (desktop and phone) service. If a client calls, we're sure to respond to/return the call as soon as we can. It sucks waiting on the other end for someone to call you back. We try to do it within 5-10 minutes, if that. If we end up doing a phone support call, we never treat them like their stupid. It isn't their job to know the systems like we know them, so we walk them through and tell them what we want them to click on, look at, or type in. A lot of times this proves as a great learning experience for them, so if the same problem comes up they may not need to call us.

    We've run our business this way for seven years now, without one advertisement. All of our business has been word of mouth referrals. I'd say that we've been doing something right all these years.

    --
    Try actually thinking for yourself. It's quite refreshing.
  96. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Build6 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    you're taking it out on the wrong guy. that poor kid's probably trying to make a few bucks in order to have some pocket money.

    there was nothing stopping you from politely telling him how/why he's wrong, that he shouldn't be trying too hard to be helpful when it involves saying things he doesn't really know, which can harm people who can end up buying something wrong for them (does Circuit City have a decent returns policy?), and, hey, he'd have had an on-the-job learning experience.

    "fuck off, moron"? speaking as a guy with fourteen Macs, I have to say I wish assholes like you wouldn't buy Macs. It's distasteful having to think oh-i'm-so-smart types like you are jumping on the bandwagon. nothing's stopping you from going to ebay yourself some remaindered AlphaServers or something.

    you mods who gave this guy +4 insightful - you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  97. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by baddogatl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cursing out a young adult and calling him a moron isn't insightful -- it's disgraceful.

    Educate whenever possible and treat others the way you wish to be treated. I'm sure the guy that gave you all those mod points was trying to be very very nice.

  98. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are lying.

    And why the hell would you go to circuit city to ask someone about openvms unless you were looking to start a fight.

    And Circuit City doesnt sell Dells.

    Who the hell modded you +4 ? Your moron friends have mod privileges today ?

  99. It's all about referrals by AutopsyReport · · Score: 0
    The difference between an excellent tech and an average tech is referrals.

    The speak volumes.

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    For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

  100. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I told that kid, "Fuck off, moron,"

    So you counter ignorance with rudeness and wonder why Customer Service is piss poor?

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  101. Patents and non proprietary technology by argoff · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the best way to get excellent support is to use non proprietary technology. All to often patents cause people to segment and fence off technogoly, have incompatable parts, etc ... This not only leads to product differentaion over service differentation, but it also makes things unsandardized across industries making the market area in a particular service area smaller, thus less choice, thus less quality.

  102. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember going to Circuit City once to purchase a PC.

    Why? Especially since you noted that you purchased a Mac at the "reliable Apple store"? Sounds like you went in there to satisfy your own ego. Sad.

  103. There is no such thing as 'too much documentation" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you can be too rich and you can be too thin.

    But you can ...never... never... never
    have too much documentation!!!

    This is serious for anyone considering selling anything technical.
    Document everything. Every detail.. every process.... every little part.... every in-house number... every assembly process.

    C'mon, guys, CD's are about 10 cents nowdays. So if you sell something, anything, and especially anything technical, put all the information that you have on it on a CD and include it with the product.

    There is no such thing as intellectual property and there is no such thing as proprietary information. And you can never have too much detail.

    If you seriously want to reduce your support costs and are tired of answering stupid questions from the people who have bought your products, document the ever-lovin' hell out of it.

    Will you lose sales of repair services if your customers can repair the equipment themselves from your included documentation? No! you will gain sales.

    When I used to do North American technical support for a little German company that sold PCB milling machines, this was by far the biggest complaint that I would get from the customers. Not enough detail in the documentation. And when my bone-head German boss told me that I couldn't send a schematic of a $10,000 machine that had $50 worth of parts on the main circuit board to the customers that asked for it, I was stunned.
    And when my idiot (German) boss told me that I had to tell the people at Fermi Labs, Sandia Labs, and the MIT Media Lab that they had to send their $20,000 80-kilogram PCB milling machine back to Germany in order to fix the $2 part on the circuit board that burned up because the ex-Soviet engineers in the German design shop used the wrong part in a simple power supply, I just about cried.
    And when I told my nitwit (German) boss that you really shouldn't treat very important customers like Sandia, FermiLabs, and the MIT Media Labs like this because they wouldn't recommend our product to people who asked about us, well, he fired me.
    And within one year, their stock price went from 66 Euro to 3 Euro and is unlikely to ever regain its former value.
    But, employees must know their proper place, according to my ex (German) boss.

  104. Re:That's kinda "average" by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I remember back when Guy Kawasaki was evangelizing for Apple, his mantra was always "under-promise, over-deliver". I will give you a recent example...

    We had a copier with a fan that was going bad. We could hear the bearings creating all kinds of racket every time copied something. I contacted someone whose name I foudn in the local phone directory, and he left me with a very positive impression. Instead of giving us some bull about "such-and-such minimum, so-much for every 15 minutes thereafter," he explained that the repair itself wasn't that big a deal - if we wanted to save some money, we could probably order the part and do it ourselves.

    We ordered the part and did it ourselves, and we did save some money in the process. But you can BET that the next some time something serious happened, we'd be talking to HIM as opposed to someone else.

    I'm surprised that people pay for service from big companies like Xerox. They charge an absolute fortune, and they won't even answer questions if you don't have an active support agreement.

    If you want to impress someone (gain their gratitude and potentially their business), go the extra mile. When you look at how bad things can be, it's not all that difficult.

  105. Dillon Precision by MoNsTeR · · Score: 1

    Well I can't say I've ever gotten really good customer service from a tech vendor, but there is one company that consistently gives unsurpassed service to all its customers: Dillon Precision.

    Unless you're a gun nut, you won't have heard of them, they make machines for making your own ammunition. Anyway, here's their deal. They guarantee most of their products for the life of the product. Anytime something breaks, whether due to defect, user stupidity, or outright abuse, you just call them up and they send you the parts for free.

    The peace of mind this grants is incalculable. When buying a Dillon product, you just flat don't have to worry about anything.

    I don't know that this kind of service has an analogue in the tech industry, but it seems like it ought to. At the very least hardware vendors should be able to follow suit. At a previous employer, we had a Gold service contract with HP/Compaq. Despite paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for that level of support, there were still numerous occasions when a server up and died and it took one or two full days to get it back up because the HP/Compaq field office was stingy about sending their tech with all the parts he might need. Somehow they thought sending him on the 70 mile drive from Colorado Springs to Denver with one part, only to discover he needed another part, drive back, rinse & repeat, was more cost-effective than sending him with a carload of potentially useful parts in the first place. Maybe it was more cost-effective, but it sure made us question the value of our support dollars.

    Obviously, Dillon products cost a lot more money due to the lifetime "No B.S." warranty. A reloading press can easily last 20 years, and a guy can break or wear out a lot of parts in that time (and hell if you wear the whole thing out they'll rebuild it for the cost of shipping). Offering that kind of warranty even for 5 years for a Wintel server could double or triple the price.

    Curious, though, that no one seems to have tried this approach....

  106. Book by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

    A book that has inspired me to change my attitude towards service for the better is The Practice of System and Network Administration. It's very good for other reasons too.

  107. Uhhh, no. by lw54 · · Score: 1

    These two stories should not have been combined.

    That is all.

  108. Exceed expectations by qw0ntum · · Score: 1

    I know that begs the question, but that's what it's all about. Give the customer more than what they expect. Their warranty ran out? Give them a new one for free. They are having trouble setting up a product? Tell them that a technician is on their way (and actually do it).

    I work for a theatre company, and we're the best/largest one in the world because that's what we do. Exceed the guests' expectations. If a guest is not happy, we fix their problem, no matter the cost. After all, giving out one free ticket to remedy a bad experience more than pays for itself when the guest comes back with five of their friends.

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    'Every story, if continued long enough, ends in death.' --Ernest Hemingway
  109. How Much Support Is Required? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be realistic. How much support should a customer expect, and how much should a support provider be expected to provide? Simple questions, just as simple as the situations in the last dozen or so replies.

    The reality is that the environment created by the organizations business practices will determine how much support is required vs. provided. For example, the semi-rural high school I attended in the 1980's might make alot of requests like "Our printer is broke, it says 'low toner' all the time. I think it's out of ink, too, because it only prints on half the page." This is stuff you'd expect from people who have had to deal with me for 8 hours a day during the Reagan Administration.

    Now look at the US Government, primarily the Armed Forces. Should someone deployed overseas call his/her home station IT support people from halfway around the world, and expect a legitimate answer to a question like "I forgot the power supply for my laptop, where can I get one here? I need it in an hour to give a briefing..." Or requesting help in the process of installing games or otherwise modifying a government IT resource for the purpose of screwing off. If you only had a clue how often this happens, you'd feel far less guilty about that questionable mp3 collection.

    I really don't think there is a correct answer to the question, but one thing is true: No matter how much support you give, they will always ask for more, and ask more often.

  110. Consumer Awareness by knuxed · · Score: 1

    I mean like in the US and Europe,you guys have more consumer awareness on the goods and services that you buy.Here in Asia,especially Malaysia,we suffer due to the lack of customer awareness.This makes the customer services slack abit in their services cos they know not many people know of their rights.Another thing i would like to add,the laws in Asia are not particulaly strong to protect the consumers and are more to protect the companies.Blargh,we even have useless monopolies that never offer any good services due to their link with the givernment

  111. This one is easy by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Okay, this is just common sense. Here are some thing I expect from technical support:

    1. Have a real human being answer your fucking phone immediately, instead of making me navigate an automated phone menu and sit on hold for 30 minutes or longer.

    2. Do not under any circumstances assume that I'm a dumbass, or treat me like one by default, and make me go through a series of asinine basic scripted troubleshooting steps. I wouldn't be CALLING tech support if I hadn't already tried all those things first.

    3. Admit known flaws with your products. Instead of trying to pretend that design flaw with your hardware or bug in your driver doesn't exist, try being forthcoming and apologetic about it. Add my name to a "to be notified" list for that particular issue so that when a BIOS update or driver fix becomes available I'll be the first to know. That way I can go on about my life instead of wasting even more evenings away trying to get your product to behave in a stable manner when it would be impossible for me to do so due to a flaw in its design.

    4. Issue lifetime warranties for all of your products, or at least be more reasonable with your warranty periods. If you make a product, and it dies 30 days after the warranty expired, and I call technical support, from an ethical point of view, I still expect you to stand behind your product and provide me with a free replacement. The fact that it died 30 days beyond the warranty period is a fucking technicality that you shouldn't be using as an excuse to not stand behind your products' quality.

    5. Hire tech support reps who are actually experts on your own products and who actually know more about them than I do.

    6. If your tech support rep says they will have to call me back, and they go to the trouble of taking down my name and telephone number and they say they will call me back tomorrow with more information regarding my case, then make sure they actually call me back by the time they say they are going to.

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    1. Re:This one is easy by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Okay, I thought of some more:

      7. If the only method you provide for customers to contact your company is e-mail, then that address had better not bounce or issue "mailbox is full" errors, you'd better answer the e-mail promptly (say, within 12 hours), and you'd better not just send an unhelpful form letter. Do not under any circumstances treat e-mail as a way to route customer contact straight to /dev/null.

      8. Provide 24/7/365 customer service. If you can't afford to do that, and your products or services are directed at home consumers, then provide customer service during the hours when people are typically NOT at work. It's totally unhelpful to me if your customer service is only open 9-5 Mon-Fri, because I'm at work during those hours and don't have time to hassle with you.

      9. On a related note, you should never make me have to think about time zones. Don't just say, "we are open 8am-6pm Pacific Time" and make me figure out what that is in MY time zone. Do the math for me and list hours for ALL time zones.

      10. You should pick up ALL costs associated with flaws or problems with YOUR products or services. If you provide phone support, it should be a toll-free number. If you need me to ship a product back to you, you should reimburse me for ALL my shipping costs.

      11. Minimize MY hassle and downtime by sending out a replacement unit first, and then let me ship the defective one back to you in the same packaging with shipping pre-paid. Some hard drive manufacturers have taken this approach for years now, and it works really well. All companies should offer the same level of support.

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  112. Re:customer satisfaction is satifsying the custome by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    Capitalism ...
    Is all about the lying ...
    The cheating ...
    And don't forget about the stealing ...

    For some reason ...
    We think that when a corporation ...
    Or even a person ...
    Gets away w/ something ...
    We think that they're clever ...
    We respect that sort of behavior ...

    It's the culture of capitalism.

  113. Dell bad, IBM (used to be) good by klic · · Score: 1
    I bought a laptop from Dell, under warranty, and the battery charger board failed. I called Dell support, they said "send it in, it will be back in a week". Lie #1

    A week later - no laptop. Another call to Dell: "Airborne Express hasn't delivered it yet". Lie #2 A call to Airborne Express in Austin: "Dell refused delivery. Dell's got a warehouse full of broken gear waiting to be repaired, and no more room, so they are making Airborne rent a warehouse to store incoming shipments until they are ready for them."

    One day, I stayed on hold to Dell's 800 number for 12 hours (they were on holiday, but didn't change the message), so for fun I put it on speakerphone and went about my day. I figured I might get a callback when they saw the large incoming WATS charge - no such luck.

    I won't bore you with the rest of the story, except that it involved 11 more lies, and frequent plane trips for my laptop as it was turfed between Dell service centers. High comedy. I finally got the laptop back from Dell 6 months later.

    Of course, I couldn't wait 6 months; I went out and bought an IBM Thinkpad, back in the days when IBM really cared about service. Unfortunately, that Thinkpad suffered the very same problem (a broken charger) soon after I bought it. Reluctantly, I sent it in for repair, also via Airborne Express, on a Monday afternoon (Airborne had delivered a packing box that morning).

    I get a phone call Tuesday morning from the repair tech at IBM. He had fixed the laptop (it took a few minutes), and it would be sent back that day. However, he wanted my permission to upgrade the BIOS. He was knowledgable, and we had a detailed conversation of the pros and the hypothetical cons of that particular upgrade. We couldn't find any, so he went ahead, and I got the laptop back Wednesday morning. Elapsed time door-to-door, 44 hours.

    They asked. They ASKED They were even knowledgable about Linux (which is why they asked about the BIOS change, they had only tested it on a few hundred kernels, not all yet). This treatment gave me the confidence to switch the laptop to Linux, since I could trust IBM to take care of me after I did.

    That was the best damned customer service interaction I have ever had, and I have bought half a dozen Thinkpads since (running Linux, of course). Recent repair experiences have not been as good; IBM outsourced their service organization, then outsourced their whole damned PC business to Levono. Oh, well, now I am looking for a trustworthy source of laptops again. It was great while it lasted, though,

    Keith

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  114. GKG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As far as domain registrars go, GKG beats GoDaddy hands down when it comes to customer support/service.

    Although GoDaddy boasts 24/7 support, you still have to wait 4+ hours on the phone and anywhere from 48 to 72 hours before you get an email response.

    With GKG, I've always been able to talk to a live person as soon as I call, and if I email support I hear from them within 24 hours or less.

  115. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Incompetence is never an excuse for politery! This young man was performing a job and he was not qualified. I am glad I knew enough to know how wrong his claims were. I feel sorry for the poor folks who just dumped thousands of pounds or dollars on a computer system only to find it does not meet up to their needs because the vendor did not know what he was talking about, because he was a fool! He was a moron, and I let him know it.

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  116. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there was nothing stopping you from politely telling him how/why he's wrong, that he shouldn't be trying too hard to be helpful when it involves saying things he doesn't really know, which can harm people who can end up buying something wrong for them (does Circuit City have a decent returns policy?), and, hey, he'd have had an on-the-job learning experience.

    Nothing stopping me, except I'm not fucking PAID to train Circuit City's employees.

    Sheesh.

  117. Lumiere is the customer service model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently dined at Lumiere (www.lumiere.ca) which is recognized as the finest restaurant in Canada. I spent almost $400 on a dinner for two and walked away in a very good mood feeling like I got more than my money's worth. The product, presentation, and most of all the service were all the best I had experienced in any commercial transaction in any industry, period. Yes it was just a meal at a restaurant, but it had such an impact that I now try to have the save level of customer satisfaction in my own technology businesss. I want my customers to feel happy to pay a little more because quality of the products and service they receive from us.

  118. Copier repair by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Unsure about other companies, but I know that Xerox is going down the route of using SNMP to actively monitor the state of it's networked devices and notify central support centres based on the procedures specified in the individual client contracts.

    Don't assume you know everything about a given technology, they can evolve while you're not looking. :)

    Disclaimer - Fuji-Xerox Australia employee

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    Sara
    Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  119. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet, when you see old ladies trying to cross the road, you wouldn't help them either, right, since you're not paid to help them.

    if you don't buy stuff from circuit city, that punishes them enough. the fellow you were telling to fuck off is a human being trying to make it in this world in a LOW PAYING, BASTARD-CUSTOMER environment.

  120. Good service - Garmin by blacksmith · · Score: 1

    I lost the battery cover for my cheap (Geko) GPS receiver. I phoned up Garmin UK to find out where I could buy one, and they sent me one for free - arrived the next day. Excellent.

  121. My experience with dell by lorcha · · Score: 1
    It was "Just OK". The battery on my laptop stopped charging. Logical conclusion is that the battery is junk. They fedexed me a new battery which I had the next morning. New battery doesn't charge either.

    So we sit on the phone for a while and they determine my MoBo is borked. They had a tech at the office in two days with a new MoBo. He installed it and the battery charges now.

    Did they get it right on the first try? No. But that would have been a hard one to get right on the first try. Overall, I am reasonably satisfied. I would have preferred that their MoBos last a little longer than a year without needing replacing.

    But they did fix the problem without too much fuss.

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  122. Re:I've always had excellent service at Apple Stor by Build6 · · Score: 1

    Ha, yeah, well, I'd agree :-)

    Do you think it was him replying to me as an AC?

    Anyways if you read his orig post the whole "foreigner" thing kinda irked me too (borderline racist?).

    (you have a slashdot acct?)

  123. Customer Service Reviews by kallistiblue · · Score: 1
    I'm trying to get a new web site up about this very subject.

    Customer Service has gotten atrocious.

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