After extensive beta testing, I decided to scrap my game tentatively titled "Kill Orcs Instead of Talking to Girls"... which, coincidentally, is the title of my autobiography.
Where else can I tell that short, brunette woman in the purple shirt who barely made eye contact with me in the bookstore that I would like to see her again?
Slashdot Mirror
I promise I didn't tell on you!... my mom did.
Provide a wooden club alongside these baby seals to help people release their stress.
You could sell them as a package. I've got the perfect slogan: 2 Seals, 1 Club.
My research has shown that anybody who refers to oneself as a "Gamer" is addicted.
After extensive beta testing, I decided to scrap my game tentatively titled "Kill Orcs Instead of Talking to Girls"... which, coincidentally, is the title of my autobiography.
Say "Right"... Right... Now say Will Wright... "Whill Whright"
I always wondered why Michael Jackson had daily deliveries from the butcher.
Speak for yourself, Lance Armstrong... The last time I went 15 mph on my bike was downhill.
They really know how to spin a story.
When asked how it felt to be turning 40, the first RFC replied, "No comment."
I just hope they're not flushing money down the toilet clockwise.
We finally get a game where we can kill humans!
Where else can I tell that short, brunette woman in the purple shirt who barely made eye contact with me in the bookstore that I would like to see her again?
What the French, toast?
Much like my puberty, some things are neverending.
Maybe the yeast will get a human infection.
Turn Right.
Merge Left.
Throw Poo.
"iiNet pulls out"... "another blow for the controversial project"... "iiNet's withdrawal"... "Senator Conroy plans to use parts"...
Very clever, internet... very clever.