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  1. Re:In other news on South Pole to Get Highway · · Score: -1

    which is ironic, since most of them live underground.

  2. Re:Happy belated Troll Tuesday! on Ask a LinuxWorld Exhibitor · · Score: -1

    Well, the slashdot staff will be there... how many pussies does that make?

    Seriously, all the attendies are pussies.

  3. Re:Happy belated Troll Tuesday! on Ask a LinuxWorld Exhibitor · · Score: -1

    Its still Tuesday on the West Coast.

  4. Re:STFU on HP Finally Reveals The Alpha Marvel · · Score: -1

    It would be spelled "American" not "american", you ignorant twat-waffle.

    Fucking ass raping Brit.

  5. Re:Shut up. on "DVD-Jon" Faces Retrial · · Score: -1

    Like anyone cares.

  6. Shut up you liberal fuck. on GPS Jamming for $50 · · Score: -1

    Quote that cunt Ayn Rand is about the lamest thing I have read all day. Luckily for you, Here in Au, its time for sleeping.

  7. w00t! on The Year in Scripting Languages · · Score: -1

    I said w00t!

  8. Re:Online cartoons == teh good on Matt Groening on Internet and Cartoons · · Score: -1

    Ah, I see you finished your Sunday morning masturbation in time get a hilarious first post.

    Fantastic.

  9. re: whore on Google Responds to SearchKing's Lawsuit · · Score: -1

    You have become quite the karma whore I see. Keep up the good work!

    p.s there is some sperm dangling from your chin.

  10. You are a geek? on The Real Scoop On Philips' Streamium · · Score: -1

    And you use a dial-up manager? How very AOL of you.

  11. GiZ Lives! on DIY Ethernet Audio Receiver · · Score: -1

    It's true.

    by the way, frosty.

  12. Re:Fist Sport! on Still Hope for Farscape · · Score: -1

    Get a fucking life, you ignorant fuck. Go outside, breath some fresh air.

    Here is another helpful hint:

    Farscape is just a tv show. It does not matter if it never airs again.

    Fucking clueless shitbag.

  13. Re:too late on Linux to Become #2 on the Desktop? · · Score: -1

    shut up biatch. like you have any fucking idea what you are talking about.

    It's like the time your grandmother caught you masturbating out in the back yard. There she stood, there you stood. "Hi Grandma" you said. Like I said earlier: no idea what you are talking about. You should have said, "Hi prune-tits! Want some man chowder? Come and get me!"

    Had you done that, you might have gotten laid for once in your pathetic life (and no, your dog does not count). Sure, she is related, but hey, you will never be able to make sweet love to any other woman.

    Bitch and moan, but you know it is true. You are a OSS luzer. You post comments on Slapbutt in your parent's basement. You are 42 years old.

    GET A FUCKING LIFE.

    Hugs and kisses,

    Juan Epstein

  14. Re:News? on Discovering New Music? · · Score: -1

    hey man, why do you ignore me? I thought we were pals.

  15. Re:So... um... why? on Programmable Vacuum Fluorescent Display (VFD) · · Score: -1

    Got an idea? Want to make it reality? BSEE for contract or hire.

    Right. I am going to hire some slashdot-posting shitbag.

  16. Re:Question on Lindows Legal Challenge · · Score: -1

    Learn how to use the dollar sign, shit-for-brains.

  17. Re:Thanks! on Indian Government Moves to Let Linux In · · Score: -1

    No, that was not sarcasm, just fucking stupid. Like you. Because you suck.

    p.s. loser.

    p.p.s. stfu.

  18. Wrong. on Mandrake Appealing to Community, Again · · Score: -1

    You want to know what is really a crock of shit? Pin the problems Mandrake is experiencing onto Microsoft and Wal-Mart. Seriously, get a fucking clue.

    No, the reason that they are failing is because the software that they are trying to sell can be downloaded FOR FUCKING FREE.

    Why would I pay for something that can be downloaded for free? You use that same mentality when downloading MP3's, you fucking thief.

    Why kind of fuking moron are you?

    YOU MAKE ME SICK.

  19. Re:They do make computers that sturdy. on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: -1

    Learn to spell, you ignorant fuck.

    Typical mac user.

  20. Re:haha on Whisper Heard From Pioneer 10 · · Score: -1

    Excellent fp biatch. ...circling Uranus... blah, blah, blah.

  21. Re:Need A New Trolling Motor? on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: -1

    You don't believe what?

  22. Re:Need A New Trolling Motor? on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · · Score: -1

    shut up asshole.

  23. Re:Respect the trolls! on Geminid Meteor Shower · · Score: -1

    I fucked your mom in the nose, and the only reason that upsets you is because I beat you to it.

    Your sister and dog are next, asshole.

    (YHBF)

  24. Re:More Info on DIRECTV Broadband Shuts Down · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, my penis corresponds with her nose.

  25. Re:You can trust the 'Anonymous Coward' brand! on Should You Trust Website Customer Reviews? · · Score: -1

    Yeah, you have it up your ass. Unfortunately, said penis does not "belong" to you.

    Now shut the fuck up.